/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17347297
Take your secondary wet-dream somehere else.

>>17347297
Just get one of the girls who split themselves up. Flan is best for 4 bodies. Sekibanki for like 7 heads.

>>17347297
Horrible.
You end up dead.
There is no "harem". Take your shit elsewhere.

>Suika
+ Instant harem, no additional effort needed
+ Unlimited number of Suikas
- Can't dick the small ones without them popping

>Hecatia
+ Great conversation
+ Three flavours of Heca
- May take a long time to get together for a threesome, considering where the Hecas live
- Weird tee

>Parsee
+ Two hot blond elves
- Two god damn elves

>Yuuka
+ Four paizurers to pick and match
+ Elly may join in
- You're going to have to buy two bouquets each time

>>17347773
Why can't Yuuka make her own bouquets?

>>17347773
>no komano
>no marisa

>>17347724
>4 flandres
This kills the anon

>>17348597
>Komano
+ Will look after the house when you're gone
+ Amusing dance
- Noisy

>Marisa
+ Free stuff
- Fox Marisa smells
- Tanuki Marisa smells
- Marisa smells

>>17349390
>Flandre
+ Blond loli, timeless classic
- Her sister is better

Living in the Scarlet Mansion, getting double naizuri every day seems pretty neato.

>>17347773
>> Two elves
Wut?
t. secondary

>> threesome
You mean foursome?

>> Weird tee
A matter of taste nanodesu. I actually like the design somewhat.

>> You're going to have to buy two bouquets each time
Not so sure about that...

>>17349795
>> smells
Solution: wash Marisa with soap and salt despite her protests! You can also play with her in the bath, which is quite an interesting opportunity.

>> Her sister is better
It depends on your preferences. Flan is lewder (and more aggressive) and can multiply, Ojou-sama has got more class (and is better suited for femdom due to her manipulative nature).

Damn, I'm becoming infected with the autistic nature of /jp/, ain't I?

>>17349907
>Wut?
Play SA, nigga. t. secondary
>You mean foursome?
Yes, my B.
>Not so sure about that...
You better be fucking sure around Yuuka!

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>>17349942
I mean, she might not be amused with the sight of cut and dying flowers...

used pantyhose

>>17350049
Otsukaresama, kopiipasuta-san.

>>17350047
Yuuka comes to the Human Village to shop for flowers, dude. It's in PMiSS.

>>17350094
Oh, it's that lie-and-exaggeration-filled pamphlet by AQN that made everyone fear a cute and lonely youkai girl who just likes to tease people?
Besides, her profile (if you mean the article https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Yuuka_Kazami)) DOES NOT state that she buys flowers. From what little information there is, she might have visited the shop as a self-proclaimed supervisor (to ensure the flowers are treated properly) or was simply passing by.

>>17347297
why is this image so arousing
i dont normally find boobs this arousing

>>17350206
Because freely groping an insanely gorgeous belle who can kill you with just a swoop of her arm if she's irritated is a wet dream of any decent man? I mean, danger enhances the arousal, and flowers release natural pheromones. If so, the only answer is, "I REGRET NOTHING!!!"

>>17350109
Whatever the case, she came specifically to the flower shop, and at least exchanged greetings, leaving the shop standing and a good impression behind.

If nothing else, she doesn't mind flowers being cut and used for decoration.

>>17350262
Yeah, but giving them to her might be another case. Might be. Still, it's more like she is a giver in this regard.

It really depends on whether its a regular harem or a reverse harem, considering the position of human males in gensokyo relative to feminine youkai.

>>17349795
>Remilia
>better

>>17350206
Because despite you pissing her off with the groping she likes you too much to kill you over it

kuso thread

>>17351237
You can't deny the truth

>>17353717

>>17347304
What would be a primary wet touhou dream then?

>>17365621
Having tea and chatting about Gensokyo (having softcore at BEST) with ZUNart touhous.

>>17347297
>What makes for a good harem experience in the touhou verse?
SDM

>>17365625
I wouldn't mind that at all

>>17347773
>- Two god damn elves
that's it, pull the lever!

>>17347773
>- Weird tee
Heca's fashion sence is part of her appeal. No T-shirt. No Hecatia.