/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17342249
There are 2 kinds of monster girls.
The ones who always wear hats, and the ones who never wear hats.
Pick your side.

>>17342216
Hands n your side, tantacles in hers. There would be a soap on each of her tentacles too and she'd drop all of them with the lewdest look in her face.

That kraken is getting it tonight.

>>17342253
Beware the hats

Maids are olev

>>17342253
Hats > nohats

>>17342256
hhhhnnnnngggggg
Its 4:20 am right now but I'm happy here. It would be squishy, slimy cuddles right now if she were real.

>>17342253
question, how do girls like minotaur wear hats, i mean they would need custom ones to compensate for the horns

>>17342249
That booty is magical hot damn

>>17342266
I can finally see how fucking great krakens are and I love it. I"m sure your Kraken would be very cuddly with her wrapping you up nicely so she can whisper in your ear how much sh eloves you.

>>17342271
>Dark Mage forgoes bust enhancement development spells to focus solely on her booty
>considered a wildcard amongst her peers but oogled everywhere she goes
Dammit Dark Mage, you're a loose cannon but you get results!

>>17342257
Cute hat, would adopt as a pet

>>17342265
My African American!

>>17342267
Of course there would be custom hats for horned species
I've seen some neat pictures of a custom hat for a girl with huge horns, sadly I don't have it on hand

>>17342260
>shogs are better
>kikis are better
>automatons are better
who even cares, if you use logic you can solve this debate easily if it comes down to being a maid
>Since she is the fucking house Shog wins
>Automatons are second as you can upgrade them with extendable dusters and vacuums and shit
>Kikis aren't bad at being maids but they are useless compared to the other options
there you go lads.

I like my vampires combat ready,what about yours?

>>17342276
>kraken ASMR (assuming this is now on youtube not in MGE)
>squishy tentacle sounds
>rubbing sounds
>squelching
>ara ara ufufu~ or just standard whispering
>etc
I need this to at least try and comfort me in this cruel lonely world.

>>17342283
>Of course there would be custom hats for horned species
excellent

All three Miia pictures are done, you can find the high res versions here on Sookmo's pixiv.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63937064

>>17342286
If you want to just live a comfy and lazy life, shoggs are number one. If you want to be successful, go with a kiki.
Automatons are the maids of all trades.

>>17342271
It is indeed magical. If you ask that witch nicely she will make your dick disappear in her butt.

>>17342281
Don't forget that Dark Mages get softer the more you fill them with SE
That creates an endless loop where you dick her because she's so deliciously soft and she is deliciously soft because you dick her. Very dangerous!

>>17342290
?

>>17342298
Ufufus together with a teasing and loving voice would be great.
It's pretty cold where I live, so getting into a big tub filled with hot water and a kraken wrapping me up would be great.

>>17342302
Good lord.

>>17342316
Hats

>>17342249
Oversized witch hats have always been made everything better.

>>17342249
Hats need more variety.

>>17342319
Can you get any monster girl to put on a hat if you give her enough money?
What about the ones who hate having something over their head like feline species?

>>17342308
>Married to Dark Mage for some 200 years
>Incubization has gradually given you a humongous meatrod
>which is good, because it's the only thing that could possibly reach past your Ultra Thick hourglass milfmode wife's ass to reach her plump and needy pussy
>but if you thought her assets were humongous (they are), they're nothing compared to her ego
>Cheshires feel ashamed by how smug she is
>even kitsunes thrice her age get an eye twitch at her permanently GodSmug smile and face
>and yet every time you walk in the kitchen in the morning, with her bent over doing something, her prodigious rump laughably uncontained by her pathetically undersized robes and her permanently moist and slightly dripping pussy on display, you can't help but get visibly aroused
>and every time she turns her head over her shoulder, not even putting forth the effort to lug her titanic milky breasts off the table, and ufufus with the force of a thousand lolipire doujins
>"Ufufufu~ after all these years you still can't keep yourself under control, even for an old hag like me~ am I just that irresistible, familiar?"
>time for another 14 hour breeding session
>followed by snugglefucking and maybe a ten minute break for some actual magic
>this is your life now, an endless cycle
>And damn, life is good

>>17342298
>out of town for a business trip for a week
>your smoke hobo waifu knows that you have trouble sleeping without her
>sends you private asmr videos every night to help you
>pipe smoking, seductive whispering stories of her time as a mob boss before meeting you
>aided by a special incense she had you take on your trip that releases a smoke with a drowsiness effect

>>17342350
This sounds like a BAD (good) END to me.
You get it when you try to explore the swamp area despite a friendly Mucus Toad telling you that the area is owned by a very selfish monster girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrWSChU80Yo
>no kobold to asmr master to sleep

>>17342366
>>17342350
>>17342298
All fine stuff

>tfw no jojo weeb ghost gf

Which monster girl makes the best lolibaba

>>17342378
Shoulda listened to the toad. Now doomed to plow fat pillowy horny Mage butt end over end to the sound of more magical shenanigans and aras as your wife casts various enhancements and other shenanigans. Thank goodness you didn't.

>>17342388
Anon what the fuck are you doing?

>>17342388
Now that is some secondhand embarrassment.

>>17342388
ASMRfags are cancer

>>17342388
The audacity of this motherfucker.

>>17342350
She's gonna get a knock at her hovel door from the Bureau of Smug asking for her license to be that smug.

>>17342403
Atlach-Nacha

I want to play lewd games with an elemantary schoolgirl Familiar! She'll sing the ABC song and I'll grope her chest flat and fondle her pussy, if she cums before she finishes the song then she loses!

>>17342403
Baphos.

>>17342411
>She usually casts stuff on you because of her high magic resistance
>Decides to mix it up and cast a spell on herself for a change
>Comes up with a spell that can make even the strongest monster girls go in heat
>Successfully casts it
>To her surprise it's even more potent than she anticipated
>Becomes horny to the point of being incapacitated
>Begs you to impregnate her to make the itch on her womb go away
Magic is fun.

>>17342451
Familiars don't need to go to school, though they're free to go if that makes them happy
> if she cums before she finishes the song then she loses!
Are you cruel enough to tell a cute Familiar that she lost? What if she gets sad?
Instead of being so mean, just tell her that if she cums she needs to try again

>>17342253
I'm going with no-hats because I don't like to wear hats myself.

>>17342468
>come home from errands for her
>she's naked, way too many dildos and vibrators and eggs and such shoved up her pussy and her ass, a gushing pool of her cum on the floor and her tits spraying milk everywhere, mouth drooling copiously
>gasps at you while writhing
>"Not- enough! Isn't- enough! Need- cock! Need you! Fill- please fill! Aaahhn!"
>it's gonna be a long night

>>17342449
Don't compare Suzuka-sama to shitty nachos

>>17342496
Not all Atlach-Nachas are childish tsundere who do nothing but call you names and show disgust toward you
You can have Atlach-Nachas with the wisdom and confidence of Suzuka-sama. She would tie you up and bully your dick with her feet while exposing you as the dirty lolicon virgin you are
You'd beg her for sex even if it meant becoming one with her for the rest of eternity

>>17342388
>Disgust
>Remove kobold

Your favorite Monstergirl gap moe. Go.

>>17342527
Either Tsundere Cupid (though pending your interpretation of 'it's hard for them to express their love' that could be canonical) or submissive, timid supermuscled minotaur.

>>17342524
>he is still getting (You)s
it's shit bait, english ASMR is fucking shit and he knows it.

>>17342537
Ask me how I feel about Japanese squeaking in my ear.

>>17342539
>How do you feel about japanese squeaking in your ear?

>>17342539
>Japanese squeaking
t. some one who has never heard nip asmr

>>17342527
Big scary muscled monster girls acting shy and blushing when you convince them to try on girly clothes

Damn Monkeys!

>>17342527
Clumsy, pudgy Kunoichis.

>>17342575
Monkey is gonna catch these hands if she keeps acting like that.

>>17342539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA
>not wanting a cute fox girl whispering in your ear

>>17342527
Pure Dark Priests.
Or lewd Dark Priests.
Really just Dark Priests in general.

I want a Hellhound waifu, but I want to first be taken on a romantic date with her and at night have her tell me that she wants to protect me forever and take me and become a couple. Is there anyway to achieve this or she will always just rape me first? Maybe if I go to her on my own and propose her rather than having her hunt me?

>>17342602
Nah, you get the rape.
See? It's not hard to say no.

>>17342602
Oh my, what big teeth she has!

>>17342606
Not hard to say no? Well, if she insists on raping me I could say no. It will just be ignored.

>>17342592
Cute! I want to visit a Fox Shrine!

>>17342602
>rather than having her hunt me?
thats like not wanting a minotaur to hunt you down in a labryinth or field, running away, turning back to see nothing behind you only to turn around to get a face full of abs and heavy set of breasts resting on your head while see looks down with a sadistic grin on her face. Your taking all the fun out of it

>>17342602
>I want a Hellhound waifu but I don't want to be raped
No you don't
Fuck off

>>17342652
Oh well. Can I at least get the romantic date after she finish raping me thoroughly?

>>17342652
Extra large servings of BEEF for those who enter the Minotaur's labyrinth!

>>17342663
Fun fact, not wanting to get raped ironically is what turns it into rape rather than just pushy sex.

>>17342681
i've fapped to that image more times than i can count

Speaking of rape and hunts. To anons married to stronger than you aggressive girls. No matter how aggressive you will eventually settle down with her. After this do you always just give her consensual married couple sex? Or do you at times give her the thrill of the hunt and overpowering you while you resist with all your strenght?

>>17342681
And thats how you convince anons to marry Minotaurs when portals open.

Is this a disguised Apophis?

>>17342681
Fuck! I want a minotaur to grab me by the hair, force me to lick her abs clean and give me a very loud slap with her free hand each time I stop licking or my licking is not pleasing her.

>>17342711
Thats a Wurm in a very convincing disguise.

>>17342711
It's a redeemed Apophis sans hood

>>17342681
where uncensored
image search is nothing

Given their pride. Is showering a Dragon in compliments a good way to get claimed and raped by one?

>>17342715
>Fuck!
Eeeeehhhh

>>17342527
Chubby adult-like mouse girls . It's second to one, regular Loli mice.

>>17342592
It's a nice treat for the ears but man that would be heaven to feel in real life. And I'm not even a fox man.

>>17342729
Yeah. She'll even say "flaterry will get you nowhere." while blushing a lot and maybe even rubbing her legs together.

>>17342723

Not possible. Wurms have very large overlapping scales.

>>17342527
A shycubus

The previous generation's automaton.

House Wife, House Mice, Yay or Nay.

>>17342750
Her face when he really thinks it will get him nowhere and walks away defeated, and sees a Jinko waiting nearby to ambush him and rape him.

>>17342764
https://youtu.be/a09qCVF-GgI

>>17342745
Nice.
>>17342756
A CUTE.
That stuff was hearwrenching last thread.

>>17342711
>HasScienceGoneTooFar.jpg

I like robots, but the automaton design is awful. Seriously it looks about as soft and sexable as a blender.

>>17342756
>P-promise you won't laugh, anon. M-my mom bought me this and said it was the least revealing she could get...

>>17342791
How bout now?

>>17342792
I love Ojou shycubus. I'm choosing to think she has a canon stutter at all times too.
And that she's friends with Lapcat.

>>17342812
>took her a half hour to get her confession out to anon, but it was worth it

>>17342791
Shit taste.

>>17342812
>tries to give him a sultry birthday dance show
>the dance is of course immensely sexy thanks to her arch succubus genes, but she stutters out the happy birthday song adorably one syllable at a time
>anon heartboners through the roof

>>17342767
Imagine that dragon's glare when she sees the cat. I wonder how she would continue the conversation though, maybe by asking what did he want or something like that.

The absolute madman is going to murder me one of these days

>>17342780
>hearwrenching
Huh?

>>17342864
>those fucking thighs
King Arthur King Arthur

Smug doragons

>>17342922
Dykes are bad.

>>17342856
>After brushing the Jinko away with just a tail swipe
>"So weak and yet you would had been helpless against her."
>She extends her claw-hand blushing
>"I..I cant allow someone so weak to be alone! Come with me."
>After taking him to her cave she shows off every part of her body he complimented earlier.
>"Do not dare to think you will get to live here for free. You shall earn your stay!"
>She blush further
>"I... want you to wash my scales and after that prepare the bath."
>She throws him a pamphlet of the Inari Cooking School.
>"I enrolled you already, you will start attending tomorrow and I demand excellent grades. You shall learn proper cooking."

>>17342935
She's a dragon, they'll do it with literally anything and anyone if it/they/tentacles catches their fancy, and then somehow have kids

>This jet airliner has such elegant lines, and it flies so gracefully

>I wonder what would happen if I lewded this golem

>If I capture a princess, maybe a dashing knight will come try to "slay" me?

>Actually, the princess looks pretty cute too.

Bards ain't got shit on dragons.

Kept you waiting, huh.
https://pastebin.com/dLMiq2m0
All's Fair in Love and War chapter 15.

Small one. Needed to chop it since the finar battur that didn't even start would make it too big. Wanted to actually get something out there with all this procrastination, too.

Friendly reminder that KDF is a shitty human being and he should kill himself so we don't have to see him anymore.

>>17342960
>they'll do it with literally anything and anyone

I consider this a virtue rather than a negative trait. One of the reasons why Wurm ranks so high on my list.

>>17342960
Go back to the shithole you came from.

>>17342967
Don't you fucking start this again.

>>17342967
>more angry targeting
Stop.

>>17342967
Don't you have better things to do than try start up arguments about something no one is talking about?

>>17342978
>>17342988
>>17343009
Fuck him and fuck his shitty defense force.

>>17342967
What did he do this time?

>>17342967
Fuck off

>>17342728
https://68.media.tumblr.com/7a115eb21b8623b5f26e733e21e7df66/tumblr_okeqd9sTuF1w437v6o1_1280.png

>>17343028
I've seen better

>>17343017
Nothing actually, this thread and last it seems like there's just one autist who's hellbent on raging at him.

>>17343046
feel free to provide evidence
my reverse mating press folder is empty

>>17342976
Not him but why do you assume that everyone who says something you don't like is an invading force? Do you refuse to believe that someone who has been here all along could say something unpleasant?
For the record, I find his post to be abhorrent as well.

>>17343061
Its not new. All anons that post anout similar stuff people dont like, are automatically samefaged with ignorant abandon by their particular enraged mob. Its very easy to dismiss and shit on posts when its only one lone anon doing everything, rather than accepting multiple people can share the same opinion you dont like.

>>17342527
Yetis sensitive to the cold

>>17343061
Generally anyone who's been here longer than a week knows not to post that shit.

>>17342602
>Hellhound pounces on you from some dark alley
>As she has you pinned down you tell her how pretty you think she is
>And that you'd love to go out to dinner with her
>She gets flustered and her tail starts wagging from being called pretty
>She indulges you
>Have a romantic dinner together
>Or as romantic as you can get with your attempted rapist
>She takes you in the back seat of your car afterward

>>17343122
>Download request

>>17342249
This is the /fa/ thread for White Horns, say something nice about her!

>>17342943
That dragon won't be able to resistr for too long. After anon gives her his first dish she'll reward him with some almost lewd things. She'd try to hold out until he takes the first step.

>>17343142
i bet she'd look good in a sweater

>>17343142
White horn out of her element at the beach in summertime while in a bikini when?

>>17343145
What if he is extremely respectful or terrified of rejection due 3DPD experiences and never takes the first step?

>>17343142
Gorgeous!
Too pretty!
Boys go crazy for her fashionista sensibilities!
A cute!
Not a horse!

>>17342965
Wowie lozers. This is great!

Shogs are very good for roleplaying fetishes.

>>17343159
Unf
I bet it would be a super stylish one too
Sounds immensely hot

>>17342831
Nah you don't get it. Look at the profile of her. Its like the exact opposite of mofu, in the worst ways. Its coarse and jagged, theres a bunch of shit in the way of everything, and she doesn't even have an orifice, instead you have to just fuck through her. I shouldn't have to customize her so thoroughly to be able to cuddle her

>>17343175
That's how you overheat a White Horn and make her hornier than normal, she'll want to rub her sweater pups all over you and hug you tight

>>17343164
She'll end up raping or drugging him. If she was extremelly lewd or lovey dovey she could say that he doesn't like her.

Nureonago's make for perfect housewife's. Truly the best slime. Should I get it coloured? I can't decide.

>>17343135
What?

>>17343236
only if you add a background. More mg pics need them in a real place

>>17342965
Nice read losernis. Slice of Life spinoff staring just Victoria when though? Also I didn't realize you wrote the Demon "Lawyers come from hell" story, nice.

>>17343174
Can Shogs get abs and rock hard muscles?

>>17343236
>More Nure art
Ah, it is a good day.

>>17343028
Thanks

>>17343236
Are Zipangu waifus the best waifus?

There's only one way to save this female knight you've stumbled across in the aftermath of a battle you didn't know the circumstances of- Monsterization.
What do you monsterize her into? Or do you at all?

>>17343236
What a nice surprise. Always good to see art of the lesser loved girls.

>>17343290
Ochimusha is a Zipangu waifu, so yes.

>>17343300
Damn..... I love warrior girls so there is a lot of potential here. Likely a Jinko or a Dragon.

>>17343300
She will arise as a mighty, noble Valkyrie!
And I will strive as a warrior to earn her as my guardian!

>>17343300
Does she want it or would she prefer death?

>>17343315
seconded that question

>>17343300
Probably one of the more human looking monsters so she won't have to adjust too hard.

>>17343300
Ushi Oni. They're probably the easiest to do since all you have to do is carry around a vial of Ushi blood. Plus she'll get all sorts of nice bonuses that'll complement being a Knight.

>>17343315
No confirmable way to tell. Its the final string of her thread, but moments away from being cut.
However, the battle was between two human nations by the look of it- no monster corpses or signs of purification or corruption. A local small nation vs small nation affair.
>>17343317

>>17343303
I see you are a man of culture too.

>>17343322
So seeing as we didn't see the battle, she's probably been laying there for quite some time, still not dead. That tells me she's resilient, and that she may still want to live.

>>17343311
I want a combat wolfu!

>>17343300
A dark slime for curiosity's sake.

>>17343332
Weasel detected.

>>17343343
Huh?

>>17343300
I just expose her to a massive amount of raw dark energy. I think that will cause her to transform into the type of monster she's the most compatible with.

If you don't want to answer the hypothetical question, just don't answer it.

>>17343311
>>17343314
>>17343319
>>17343321
>>17343339
Do you stick around to help her through the process, or start it off and then head on your way for her to figure it out on her own?

>>17343350
For >>17343345

>>17343355
I'll watch. I want to see what it looks like.

>>17343355
I would rather have someone that's better qualified to deal with such a thing handle it and move on.

>>17343355
I'd stick around for a few hours and tehn I'd continue on my way after she picked herself back up.

How do you seduce kaijus?

>>17343387
You need to be a big man.

>>17343387
Giantess is a shit fetish for turbo faggots.

>>17343387
>>17343412

>>17343405
For her?

>>17343355
Help her of course. That is a one time opportunity to waifu any monster girl race and want and have her be a warrior girl on top of that. Of course I would stay and waifu her. Thinking about it, I might turn her into a Valkyrie rather than a Dragon or Jinko.

The only reason Valkyrie is not high on my list (maybe even top) is because they are hard to waifu, they get waifued for powerful heroes or guys destined to be powerful heroes. But this is a new monster Valkyrie that has no assigned hero, I saved her life and Im the first man she met as a monster, meaning I dont have to be a hero at all. I take the opportunity and waifu her immediately.

>>17343436
Well yeah. Those monters are pretty big and being just a little princess won't even tickle them.

>>17343387
"Can I lick your abs?"
>Rub my body against hers

>>17343438
>Knight arises as a monsterized yet not dark Valkyrie
>You're the person who saved her and gave her life again
Anon, you're getting that guardian angel, and she's going to both love and protect you with the strength of the heavens until the end of time.
She'd do everything she could to get used to her new state of being and adapt it to improve for you.

I like my Vampire down to earth.

>>17343438
That's actually the best course of action. Just
be ready. Its great that she can be with you since she has no directive from the Chief God for hero business, but at the same time that means she doesn't have her usual need for purity. Meaning she's gonna be horny for you, alot.

>>17343387
I don't know, but I hope she saves me from her evil space sister

>>17343459
Happy ending. This is possibly the best MGE scenario I could think about.

>>17343464
I really have to read Tsukihime some day. And then stare at a blank screen for a couple of hours, slowly getting madder and madder for some ready.

>>17343474
Not even purity? Oh yes. This gets better and better. Whats next? She is tall with muscles and abs?

>>17343438
Oh shit that's romantic. You are a hero, anon, you are the one who saved her life.
I can already hear you being blessed by eros.

>>17343438
I generally frown upon wanting to avoid MG standards. But I have to admit it, this man knows how to use the window of opportunity.

>>17343522
It depends on what god she's a Valkyrie of. Eros? Ares? Chief God? Poseidon? Or unbound?

>>17343530
It's as reasonable a loophole as one can find.

>>17343531
Im under the assumption all Valkyries are Chief God.

>>17343551
KC stated they could be for any god. I don't think it actually states anywhere they're even usually for the CG, if memory serves.

>>17343551
People often make the misconception that the Chief God is worshipped by every human that isn't on board with the DL, but she's actually just one deity amongst many that people worship. Valkyries can exist for any god.

Both sides in MGE are equally fucking retarded, prove me wrong.

>>17343254
>Slice of Life spinoff staring just Victoria when though?
Never. Actual reason being I'm not interested in SoL and I already have more than enough material to work with if I wanted to do more about Victoria. I have floating in my head a plotline involving her daughteru and the inheritable properties of what Nyarlathotep did to her and Indrick, along with how her dullahan-based demon realm would've also affected her daughteru's birth.

But I'd sooner first write an unrelated story involving a demon and ＰＵＲＩＦＩＣＡＴＩＯＮ than to go through with the daughteru idea.

>>17343605
We're waaaaaaay past that conversation and that wasn't what the discussion was about.

>>17343438
This was just savage. I am sure somewhere a Danuki had an orgasm reading this.

What's the fastest way to get a big boobed, big sister type monster girl?

>>17343300
I'm going to go vanilla and turn her into a Succubus, and I'll watch impassively as she changes before whipping out my FULLY ERECT cock the moment the process finishes, since she'll probably be hungry, of course.

>>17343625
As with any MG: Just rent a home at Lescatie and place an ad in the Lecastie Daily. You can get any MG doing that.

>>17343625
Get lost in the mountains

>>17343625
>Step One: Take Oneesan
>Step Two: Add Holst milk
>Step Three: Perform Step Two until chest reaches desired size
>Step Four: Enjoy

>>17343625
You go to a farm. You can get an onee holst.

>>17343636
>>17343637
Good ideas, I'll combine them.

>>17343613
Alright, well Slice of Life with her hat when?

I want to lewd my sleeping momster
>sneak into momster's room at night and carefully strip off her sleepwear
>her naked body is so sexy, your boner feels like it'll never go down
>you start by rubbing your dick against her plush lips, and to your surprise, she unconsciously latches on and blows you
>you shoot your first load in her mouth, the tail end of which splatters over her face when you pull out before you finish cumming
>next, you sandwich your sausage between her marshmellowy tits, firing more cream onto her chest
>then there's the main course: her pussy, sopping wet from whatever lewd dream you're currently giving her
>she's felt so good so far, you throw rational thought to the wind, hike up her legs and start vigorously mating pressing your momster, who is somehow still out like a light
>you didn't even keep track of how many times you came, but by the time you pulled out for the last time, you pumped so much inside her, it's flowing out uncontrollably
>you're no doctor, but you're pretty sure that knocked her up
>you're about to clean up all the mess you've liberally coated her body in when you suddenly pass out from exhaustion
>when you wake up, your momster is looking at you with an angry grin, mad that you didn't wake her up to enjoy the fun

>>17343644
And I'll combine them with this, >>17343641

So get lost in the mountains, find farm, and give oneesan milk.

>>17343314
You don't even have to be a warrior. See Gyoubu Danuki: The Post. >>17343438

>>17343653
Eh, but I want to be a warrior and go on adventures with her. So I'd rather do that!

>>17343648
Hnnng

>>17343657
Alright, fair enough.

>>17343647
u lil fkn shit

>>17343333
Same dude

>>17342271
So magical, it makes you forget about the gondola.

>>17343674
I choose to ignore him
That ass and that everything, fuck
FUCK I wanna fuck that witch/dark mage so bad and do boyfriendy stuff with her and start a family and go on vacations and dance and sing and do magic and breed

>>17342249
tfw no one will draw my tomboy ryu

>>17343122
I want Cerberus to be more like a hellhound

>>17343698
did you try paying someone to draw your tomboy ryu

>>17343713
Fairies are cute at any size. From the size of your palm, to about a foot high, to normal human sized, to 8 foot tall Giantwood fairies!
I want a fairy wife!

>>17343704
My bet for MGE Cerberus: 3 muscle wolfu bodyguard girls completely obedient to their husband.

>>17343722
I want a strongfat one, a fit one, and a hugely muscled one to cuddle.

>>17343733
That works too.

>>17343673
Have a bigger size

>>17343636
Can you sleep inside the coat cuddling with the wendigo?

>>17343756
The best for cuddling.

>>17343781
Anon you are the coat

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

So....who else would get automatons/golems and design them after Gundam mobile suits?

>Portals open
>You arrive near a mamono realm
>You sell your phone or computer (or whatever you use to browse porn) for the resources to go and waifu your MG waifu race
>As you are on your way your chariot stops and the monster warriors guarding you step down to face the threat (the pay was really good so you could afford even a escort team to ensure you get to your waifu unmolested)
>You jump out of the chariot as you see all your guards laying in the floor defeated
>You run away and hear a blast, the chariot completely desintegrated
>You stop as you feel an electric zap paralyzing you
>"Dont move!"
>You see a robot-like girl angrily aiming at you with a canon
>Turns out that the device you sold absorbed mamono mana and got monsterized
>She knows every fetish and every secret of yours and can take any form according to your fetishes. Even combine attributes of different MGs as she learned them through your history
>She prints your porn history, even what you had deleted and throws the papers on your face
>"You dont get to use me all this time and then at the first chance , sell me to run off with someone else!"
Damn, how will you get to your waifu now?

>Portals open
>You arrive near a mamono realm
>You sell your phone or computer (or whatever you use to browse porn) for the resources to go and waifu your MG waifu race
>As you are on your way your chariot stops and the monster warriors guarding you step down to face the threat (the pay was really good so you could afford even a escort team to ensure you get to your waifu unmolested)
>You jump out of the chariot as you see all your guards laying in the floor defeated
>You run away and hear a blast, the chariot completely desintegrated
>You stop as you feel an electric zap paralyzing you
>"Dont move!"
>You see a robot-like girl angrily aiming at you with a canon
>Turns out that the device you sold absorbed mamono mana and got monsterized
>She knows every fetish and every secret of yours and can take any form according to your fetishes. Even combine attributes of different MGs as she learned them through your history
>She prints your porn history, even what you had deleted and throws the papers on your face
>"You dont get to use me all this time and then at the first chance , sell me to run off with someone else!"
Damn, how will you get to your waifu now?

>>17343909
But anon.
She IS my waifu now!

>>17343912
What about the waifu you were planning to get?

>>17343835
I'd design her after a battle sister from the Order of Our Martyred Lady.

>>17343909
I definitely wouldn't sell my phone. I'd use it to take nice pictures.

>>17343909
Honestly?
Good end.
My PC deserves it. I'd love her tenderly.

>>17343916
Anon, I can go for many girls, she already knows my fetishes so the deviancy can being.


>>17343920
That would be nice.
Would she call you a filthy heretic in a monotone voice?

>>17343935
Not to mention the absolute blackmail power she would have over you. Imagine if she threatens to print your history and distribute it! You cant refuse.

>>17343947
Irrelevant,I'm going to create daughter units with her and fill up her hard drive with bloatware.

>>17343947
It'd be just awful to be tracked down by monsters with mutual interests.

>>17343909
Hopefully she would be thankful I never installed windows 10

>>17343935
Of course not, I'd be her Emperor.

Every slime girl's jelly is said to have its own distinct taste. Dark slimes have a thick sweet taste it them, bubble slimes are a mix between sweet and sour, and so on. But what would shoggoth slime taste like?

>>17343997
I bet they taste S I L L Y

>>17343997
They taste like

>>17343997
Chaos slime would probably make you taste colors and see sounds for a bit. Like a really good trip.

>>17343997
I don't know what it tastes like, but she breaks into little pieces to clean your bloodstream too.

>>17343997
Madness

>>17343909
>Turns out that the device you sold absorbed mamono mana and got monsterized
Why would i sell that? Most monsters wouldn't understand how to use it and those that find out would probably come after me.
>She knows every fetish and every secret of yours
Im beyond savable then.

>>17343967
>installed windows 10
>shes even more yandere
I already liked them but sometimes i regret my choices in life.

>>17343236

Reminder not to smile back unless you want a Nure waifu

>>17344022
That's a tad disturbing to think about.

>>17344015
Like what anon?

How does one hunt the patron deity of various MG species?

>>17343997
fractals on a complex plain?

>>17344060
>Anon talking about food, suddenly goes silent

He's probably enjoying oyakodon.

>>17344036
What do you mean by "beyond savable"?

>>17344076
Give an entire Sabbath Branch holst milk, force their baphomet to drink the most, and use her breasts to give yourself paizuri while shouting "Lolis a shit!" to attract the baphomet deity.

>>17344060
I just said it there. It tastes like
I wouldn't recommend eating unless you want to become part shogg.

>>17344073
you dont hunt them you earn their favor

If I were to have a young Gremlin watch this, how long would it be before she starts messing with my car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suCm1w_KTiY

>>17344087
If she knows my fetishes than she knows how to make me melt like butter with her hands alone.

Also every secret means even if i did run now i have a bunch of monsters after me for what i've said in the past.

>>17344106
>Oniichan, what's a crankshaft?

>>17344103
>You will never earn the favor of a stacked brown sunbird
Kill me now.

>>17344117
benis

>>17344117
>tfw will never be chosen as the groom for a sun bathed bovine beauty deity

>>17343648
Impregnating your momster is the duty of all good, adopted humie boys.

>>17344161
>>17344080

>whynotboth.jpg

>>17344200
I don't want used goods, I want single yandere momster with a Jocasta complex.

>>17344080
>You will never get set up for a horny young Oni my her busty mom
That was a good doujin

>>17344080
>oyakodon
i'd enjoy that with some sauce if ya know what i mean

>>17344271
Only on Fakku©™
Or any other site that is not panda and not run by retarded ponyfag

>>17344022
Like that Futurama episode where Fry got worms, it'd be microscopic Shoggoths cleaning and working out your insides.

>>17344103
So I have to praise them and do spectacular things in their name?

That sounds like a lot of work, and I can't bottle something like that up to work as a on demand lure or anything either.

Is their no Mountain with a Tengu God at the top? No Mt Olympus to climb and stake out? Surely they live somewhere within a stalkable range.

>>17341886
>>17341892

Must've hurt a bit the first time you tried it out.

>>17344291
>Is their no Mountain with a Tengu God at the top?
dunno but go bash a ton of scarecrows and that'd prolly get her attention

>>17344293
That Automaton us my preferred height, lovely.

>>17344303
is my*

>>17344293
That poor automaton, her master is too poor or negligent for proper hardware configurations.

Shameful.

>>17344300
Literal scarecrows? Why?

>>17344137
Anon, I dont even consider myself capable of landing any monster girl with standards. Do you think the idea of waifuing a freaking goddess even cross my mind?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, help your winter girls beat the heat.


You may enjoy the warm weather but they most certainly don't

Holding hands and cuddling with your monster girl of choice. Who is she?

>>17344404
Tentacle, slowly creeping her way up the arm further and further.

>>17344400
Beating the heat with beach Yetis!

>>17344404
Any girl with paws really, but preferably an Anubis. Her paw enveloping my hand entirely, and feeling her soft fur and pawpads against my skin would be heavenly.

>>17344316
It'd be funny to watch a guy with no knowledge of computers or complex electronics try to configure his automaton
>Anon is sitting in front of his automaton while fiddling with the settings screen, confused as to what some of the features even do
>sees a slider and drags the notch all the way to the right
>Automaton's face shifts to a smug grin, "On your knees, pig! I have boots that need licking!"
>he slides it all the way to the left
>Automaton shrinks away from him, "I-If it's okay with U-User, I'd like to p-p-pleasure you. Awawa, I'm asking to much, a-aren't I? I'm sorry, I won't ask again."
>Anon just decides to leave that square in the middle
>Ooh, what does this do?
>WARNING: USHI-ONI RAPE MODE WILL COMMENCE IN 5... 4... 3... 2...
>Uh-oh

>>17344404
None

>>17344404
alp
Mad blush skills yo.

>>17344404
Kitsune momster. Come night time, it won't be cuddling anymore.

>>17344404
My Kobold waifu!

>>17344436
>they don't understand how lewd hand-holding is because they didn't see it that way before
>all other species respect them more because of how hardcore and depraved they are

>>17344404
Kejourou. Being coiled up in her hair is the best.

Succubus cosplaying as Jeanne when?

>>17344468
Who?

>>17344377
not with that attitude you never will

>>17344468
Which one?

>>17344480
>>17344495
http://i.imgur.com/NwxCKFa.png
A demon dressing like a saint.
Gap moe.

>>17344515
Emo Jeanne is better.

>>17344404
Sunset dragon.

>>17344515

>>17344404
>>17344416
A Hellhound for me, please. I want to be her little spoon, I want to feel her strong, fluffy paws wrapped tight around me, with my face pressed into her cleavage mofu, her natural body heat keeping me comfortably warm, gently stroking my back with her soft paws, all while feeling her warm breath against my ear as she whispers that I'm her one and only chew toy into it.

>>17344404
A Shoggoth. I would just lay in her bed and feel a hundred hands massage me.

>>17344408
>>17344606
Both examples of fine taste. Loving both, I couldn't possibly choose. Perhaps a combination is needed. Dom tentacle girl when?

I want to brag about my rata waifu to the world!!

>>17342592
Kikimora

She wishes I held her more often

Amongst the Order, imagine an elite order of knights that are praised for their accomplishments, but have a secret that would get them into trouble. This order of Knights claim to worship the Chief god, but behind closed doors they actually worship Baphomet and the Sabbath. Knights that conduct sexual rituals with monster girls
secretly. Any Knight that joins this order must choose a monster girl to fuck and drink from Baphomet's chalice with the girl he's chosen. However, if the Order and the Church were to find out, these knights will get executed for heresy. We don't get many pro-monster knights, do we?

>>17344721
Doesn't work. They just get corrupted. Also that stuff about the Templars was just bunk made up to take their lands.

And the Sabbath are shit.

>>17344721

The reason there aren't many is because any order that decided to go rouge and join the monsters would quickly end up married and retired.

>>17344721
>We don't get many pro-monster knights, do we?
If by knights you mean exclusively Order, that's because the moment they turn pro-monster they'd have nearly no reasons to stay in the Order for the most part. Not worshipping the Chief God, not being anti-monster, not having some manner of virtuous lifestyle that only works in Order territory rather than in a demon realm too, it gets kinda hard to find one. Closest you're gonna get is what Losenis' paladins are shaping up to be, and even then they're still way off.

>>17344721
The only knights I need are the Knights of the Silver Hoof! The most noble and honorable Centaurs of the realm!

>>17344721

>"Onii-chan! Let's conquer Constantinople!"

>>17344753
Istanbul?

>>17344753
That's not even her final form!

>>17344756

Not Constantinople

>>17344757

What is her final form?!

>>17344761
No one knows, but this is her next form, or maybe it's before her loli form. Since her loli form gives her more agility.

>>17344767
>Bapho's ultimate form is a toddler

>>17344767
>>17344782
Wrong! Both of you! Her final form is: a literal Goat.

>>17344487
I dont need to, considering none of my waifus are choosy.

>>17344767

Isn't that considered heretical for Sabbat standards?

>>17344807
Some Baphomets don't give a flying fuck about what the Sabbath thinks.

>>17344767
Much better

Though I hate KC's hoof feet

Bitch, those legs are digitigrade not plantigrade. You can't just replace human feet with a hoof it don't work that way.

>>17344819
But Anon, imagine how intimidating it is to hear the clopping sound of demonic goat hooves, heading towards you.

It's all to intimidate her opponents.

>>17344828
The idea is fine, but KC's execution is shit

>>17344828
>Clopping
>Intimidating
>Not the solid hits against ceramic floor by high heels echoing due to the absolute silence in the room/corridor/whereverthefuckyouare
You know nothing of fear, anon.

>>17344840
Fearboner best boner.

>>17344828
Sounds like a scene from that Dragnet movie

Is it time for Goats?

>>17344859
It's Bapho cunny time!

>>17344859
It always is.
Why are there no drawings of a Satyros and a Baphomet in any sort of situation together?

I want to pretend to be asleep in the middle of the night so I can hear my waifu singing a sweet, melancholy lullaby to our daughteru after she wakes up from a bad dream!

>Have an appointment to get a haircut
>Been going to the same place ever since you were a kid by a Kejourou
>Always look forward to it
>You've never been more relaxed than when you sit in that chair
>You always find yourself being gently awoken at the end, unsure of when you actually dozed off

>>17344930
Stupid cute loli onis.

Okay so we know that if you are not strong (and strong by Bapho's standards is stronger that her, kek good luck) Bapho-Chan is merciful and rather than deny you canon best pussy, if you propose to her, will just send you on a quest you can do.

What quest is it? Will she send you to cook the tastiest chocolate? Tempt you with other monsters and see if you remain loyal to her? Send you on an apparently impossible quest like stealing legendary order treasures where she will secretly follow you and level you up with items and spells she will leave on your way like a real life RPG?

>>17344896
Baphos are pure and dont drink.

that goat got devil eyes

I want to fuck a bapho so hard that her pupils go square!

>>17344966
>Satyros at the bar with a triple shot of Demon Realm Whiskey
>Baphomet half-sister next to her on a booster seat with a Shirley Temple

>>17344759
It's been a long time gone, Constantinople.

>>17344961
She lost her purse, she thinks she last saw it in the living room, but she's not sure.

>>17344986
Either she wants to just get over with the "prove yourself" formality or this is an anon which definition of "something he can do" is really, really low.

>>17345008
She tried rock-paper-scissors but he lost best two of three.

>>17345010
What if he fails at finding the purse?

Given the topsy turvy morals of MGE world, would a man trying to get raped my a monster girl wear more or less revealing clothes?

>>17345023
Depends on the person in question. Men could get away with going as shirtless as a Chippendale dancer, while kids should be fully clothed

>>17345023
It's on an individual basis.
I think women wearing really revealing clothing in public is trashy and unattractive, and that women are at their most erotic when dressed nicely. I'm also aware of the fact that my opinion isn't the most common one out there, and monster girls would probably be the same way.

>>17343387
I want to interrupt a Kaiju's slumber and initiate the Kaiju capture mission!

>>17343333
A few years ago I got obsessed with the idea of a Battlefield conversion mod where the classes were different MG species.

I still want it, deep down.

>>17345023
More clothes for rape machines, sluty for Dragons and pure ones. Rape machines dont want to feel they are raping a slut and Dragons and pure ones will consider the sluty man needs a good woman like them to set them straight.

Would there be magazines like Cosmo in MGE world? I'd like to hear the unfeasible, rediculous and confusing sex tips monsters would suggest for each other.

>>17345068
>15 amazing uses for slime jelly to spice up the bedroom!
So, not that different from reality.

>>17345069
>We experiment! Our amazing mixture of Manticore Venom, Raging Mushrooms, and Prisoner Fruit that will keep his dick erect for a month!

>>17345069
>6 ways you can secretly replace his blood with your own!
>10 places to hide a whore's body!
>Is your daughter trying to steal your husband?
>Caught your husband masturbating to porn? Here's why the "actress" is at fault!
>50 every day items you can restrain your man with!
Yandere Monthly is where it's at.

>>17345107
Cute

>>17345116
Dangerous.

>>17345107
>Dorome Monthly
>Weather and earthquake forecasts
>This month's featured smile
It's more of a flyer than a magazine really.

>>17345068
I'm more interested in the first scientific documents gathered by humans when monsters come through the portals.
>"Entry 1-9, Subject seems to be suffering from an advanced variant of "heat" after exiting the portal and entering our world. The heightened form of aggression we witnessed was not hostility but an unrelenting and vicious desire to breed. We discovered this when the large tigerlike creature broke out of it's cell and proceeded to tear lab assistant [REDACTED UPON REQUEST]'s clothes off and raped him for approximately five hours before calming him down and dragging him into her containment for post coital nuzzling."
>"The information gathered was fascinating and I've acquired permission to test the remaining subjects using "expendable" personnel. I also find myself growing quite je-[SCRUBBED FROM RECORDING]"
It probably ends with that lead scientist corrupting into a Lich on purpose and raping her cute assistant.

it's time for your checkup
turn around and let your automaton nurse put her sensor into you

>>17345134
I better get my lollipop at the end of this checkup.

>>17345124
>Not immediately giving every woman in the facility a dark matter enema

>>17345158
Anon, they don't know what anything does yet. There needs to be that slow progression of events that leads to a recording containing only gentle moans and loud pleasured screams titled "Self Monsterization and Impregnation 1/40"

Bottom heavy spiders.

>>17345068
>How to know if a man is a muscle slut with 5 simple tests.
>15 flexing poses you can try to attract muscle sluts!
>Dont waste your time in bodybuilding contests. Here are 3 places you can easily find a muscle slut with no competition.
>Here is how you can get yourself in heat outside of mating season if you spot a man checking out your muscles! Dont let seasons make you lose your chance!
>Hellhound therapist explains why men looking for protection, prefer Hellhounds with 8 packs.

Fit Monthly.

>>17345165
Ethics are for chumps, you should be doing it just to find out what happens.

>>17345010
to be fair, thats just a game of chance, she could do it to the dls husband and he might lose.

>>17345134
I don't want my Automaton nurse to give me a rimjob
And what is it with nurses' obsession with a man's rear?

>>17345168
>Jorou-Gumo waifu has the most voluptuous and soft ass while in human form
>It translates to a glorious spider abdomen in monster form
It's impossible not to show discrimination by enjoying her ass much more than her abdomen

>>17345020
He has to buy her a new one, and fill out all the forms to replace her credit cards and ids and ssn card.

>>17345124
I could see it.
>Somehow gains permission to throw men at the subjects and see what happens
>She's fascinated by their strange bodies, their strength and powers, and the way they fuck the men she gives them.
>At first she tells herself this is just for scientific reasons, but all her studies of the recordings just lead to her hand inside of her panties.
grimoire and using it to become a Lich so she can experience it first hand.

>>17345173
Ethics are already for chumps anon, they're throwing interns into rooms with monstergirls and seeing what happens. It's mostly just rape.
>"Entry 4-10, Subject 12: "Ogre"."
>"Subject appears to be a heavily muscular humanoid with green skin coloration and horns. When supplied with a Lab Assistant, the Ogre proceeded to rape him while laughing as he begged for mercy. Positions confirmed as "69","Reverse Cowgirl", "Amazon", and something Dr [NAME REDACTED] referred to as "Reverse Mating Press". After seven hours the screams subsisted and the Ogre took her prey outside of our sight to nurse him to health."
>"Addendum: Seven hours later the subject's pleasured screams resumed along with barked orders to, and I quote, "Flood my tight fuckin' cunt with your thick nerd cum and father my daughters!" This adds weight to my theory that these "Monstergirls" came to our world exclusively seeking mates."
>"Off the record, these experiments are reminding me that even though I'm 26 years old I'm still a virgin and being this turned on is making the experiments harder to record."

>>17343179
>Waah why does this robot design look like a robot
I agree with the shit in the way, though. All the gold and steel-coloured stuff, especially on her arms, just looks like it was added on for the sake of it.

>>17345215
>At first she tells herself this is just for scientific reasons, but all her studies of the recordings just lead to her hand inside of her panties.
Funny, that's basically how I imagined her corruption beginning.
When she commits to becoming a monstergirl, she'll lock herself in a room with an assistant she thinks is cute, overdose on Demonic Energy so she dies and revives as a Lich, and then calmly walks towards him as he bangs on the door and begs for help.
Help isn't coming, she already convinced the other female scientists to corrupt too and then let loose all the monstergirls for good measure.

>Nephew attends a vo-tech high school
>School is having an open house for all the shops
>He asked you to come since he's taking automotive repair and you were a mechanic before meeting your wife
>Your Wight wife didn't quite get that it was just going to be a bunch of kids pretending to look busy in a dirty shop
>Forces you to wear a tux while she wears an elegant gown meant for white tie occasions
>Look and feel extremely out of place the entire time

Higher Quality Scans coming soon. (I finally got something other than my shitty phone to get these.)

Here's the only Monster girl missing so far.

>>17345336
Here's her Profile text

>>17345336
>>17345340
WAIT DID THE PROFILE FINALLY COME OUT AFTER KC REFUSED TO RELEASE IT?

>>17345336
>>17345340
>higher quality scans
Doing god's work, hope translator anon has the motivation to do the non-profile pages.

>>17345364
Nah I'm just using an actual scanner to make sure these aren't potato quality. For example here's Apophis Bonus pic and profile text.

>>17345170
>giving me a boner in work thinking about muscles

NO STOP PLEASE

>>17345336
WHOOOO thank you anon!

Dom weasels a best

>>17342302
Jesus Christ, Miiafag.
That is some serious dedication.
It's a real shame it will all go unrewarded.

>>17342592
How do I repay you anon? I know what I'm listening to tonight!

>>17345408
>spoiler
I'm not Miiafag but fuck you for saying that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI2_3OgCxso
Also I remembered this existed today and I want to die in SuccuSmith's arms knowing that I will never watch Monmusu the same way again.

>>17345223
That was the point I'm trying to get at! What's with all the extra garbage? I don't care about the stuff like her joints being visible, but that iron skirt means I can't grope her ass or fuck her from behind! There's so much shit in the way all you can really do is kiss her and get a blowjob.

>>17345382
Oh no! What has that dastardly Grape Snake done to that Pharaoh?

>>17345416
Only helped her let her hair down so they can both go for anon together!

>>17345409
>How do I repay you anon?
Post happy dragons, wolf girls or hellhounds.

>>17345415
I want a busty, clumsy, innocent squishy automaton onee-san! (like Baymax-style squishy etc)

>>17345425
I'm a bit of a newfag so I pulled this off of google images.

>>17345431
Happy hotdogs are the best

>>17345425
I agree fully with this

>>17345443
Hotdogs hotdogs are the best

>>17345431
This is what dreams are made of.

>>17345465
Who am I to disagree?

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