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>> No.17330062
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It's hot isn't it?
Go ask your local Yuki-Onna for a chill, it will make you feel better

>> No.17330063

Salamanders are nice

>> No.17330083
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Ponytail Wurms are olev

>> No.17330086

>>17330063
Dragons are nicer and don't make you go through nearly all the hoops Salamanders make you to go to waifu them. Superior strenght, superior personality, superior lizard.

>> No.17330089

hi where are the oni

>> No.17330095
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>>17330083
Eventually I'll get around to writing her thing. It'll be a pseudo-world guide to the desert region where most of my stories and characters are from.

>> No.17330096

>>17330089
they're nowhere

>> No.17330098

>>17330096
but i need them

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>>17330089
Drunk

>> No.17330112

>>17330098
to bad
the only thing you can do is start researching inter universal travel and good luck with that

>> No.17330167
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>>17330089
Looking for more sake

>> No.17330178

>>17330089
They're coming down from the mountains next week. You've remembered to have their tribute ready for them, haven't you?

>> No.17330210

>>17330089
Lolis can be found in the fancy bars, trying to abuse their cuteness to get men to buy them expensive alcohol
Soft Onis are enjoying food and drinks at noodle stands that also serve beer
Big muscled ones usually gather in the shady yakuza bars where boys get "free" drinks

>> No.17330212

Completely deadpan girl calling you "cutie pie" and other such names because she doesn't know how else to express in speech that she likes you

>> No.17330215

I want a wolfu to take ME on a walk!

>> No.17330218

>>17330212
>You are a cute little donut
How would you respond?

>> No.17330222

>>17330086
I kinda prefer salamanders, fighting is sorta my thing, so they work for me.

>> No.17330231

>>17330222

What about a dragon that lit her tail on fire to try to attract you?

>> No.17330236

>>17330231
I tell her Charizard isn't a Dragon type

>> No.17330255

>>17330212
>Undead walks up to you and tells you "I want to carry your children" in the most monotone voice
Would you fulfill her wish?

>> No.17330258

>>17330231
I just like fighting, I would be fine with a dragon, but salamanders pretty much work better for me
The idea that of earning a wife through combat appeals to me, especially as im working to get in shape and do shit

>> No.17330273
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>>17330089
Relaxing.

>> No.17330274

>>17330210
Free drinks for boys? That sounds great, I got to visit one of those places!

>> No.17330286

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63886323

Kunoichi handjobs were a nice surprise to wake up to.

>> No.17330296

>>17330258
You know what would be good?
A super shy salamander that becomes a total beast in both fighting and sex

>> No.17330304

>>17330210
Oh cool! I want to go there and chat up one of the muscles yakuza onis!

>> No.17330309

>>17330274
>>17330304
Enjoy the free drinks because you're going to need them for when a muscled Oni takes a liking to you
The more scars she has, the more you should drink

>> No.17330353

>>17330309
Does she hurt in bed?

>> No.17330438

>>17330286
>inverted nipples
Excellent.

>> No.17330449

>>17330286
>"Yare Yare Daze"

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>>17330089

>> No.17330473

>>17330353
She might let you be on top if she likes you. Else you're gonna be in the hospital with shattered bones.

>> No.17330537

>>17330457
Ibaraki, no, that's potato water.

>> No.17330555

After reading last thread I think that it is becoming painfully obvious that KC should not be allowed to be in charge of his own lore.

>> No.17330556

>>17330537
She can handle it.

>> No.17330563 [DELETED] 

>>17330555
I'm more concerned over the NTRfag from /d/ and assblasted /jp/ native buddy reappearing in the previous thread.

>> No.17330566 [DELETED] 

>>17330563
and his*

>> No.17330584 [DELETED] 

>>17330563
I have a hard time telling if the guys that's REALLY fucking happy about his NTR stuff is just a case of samefagging or some other guy wanting to stir up whit.

>> No.17330619 [DELETED] 

>>17330584
It's easy he shitposted here with greentext stories due to the way his filenames are presented. Fucker even requests gangbang shit involving MGE girls in the /d/rawthreads.

>> No.17330643 [DELETED] 

>>17330619
As long as he keeps it over at /d/ (We know he won't) It's okay.

>> No.17330668

>>17330255
I would tell her that they're over there, pointing in a random direction, and start running away. I love undead glomps.

>> No.17330676

>>17330215
I want a hellhound or a kobold to collar me and make me her pet

>> No.17330679

>>17330676
Would you sit, roll over, and shake when asked?

>> No.17330684 [DELETED] 

>>17330619
There's quite a few people who request mge stuff on /d/ and their have their own monster girl threads, I'm not sure if I want put on my tinfoil hat and say that it's the same guy.

>> No.17330686 [DELETED] 

>>17330684
>their have their
Please kill me.

>> No.17330692 [DELETED] 

>>17330684
>I'm not sure if I want put on my tinfoil hat and say that it's the same guy.
The filenames and subject matter are all the subject matter are all the evidence I need.
Still, have fun defending the guy.

>> No.17330698

>>17330679
Definitely. As long as I get my head pats, pets and the occasional treat, I'll be her good boy! I am so starved for affection. I'd even stay on all fours and maybe even eat out of a bowl. I want those fuzzy paws on my head and belly gently caressing me.

>> No.17330723
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How tall can Ratatoskr's get?

>> No.17330733

>>17330723
5'6" if you go for the giant variety.

>> No.17330749

>>17330723
In a lot of areas, grey squirrels are wiping out red squirrels so in monster girl terms, grey Ratatoskrs are probably the larger, more proactive type that takes all the men before their smaller and more timid red cousins can.

Which would you rather have, the large, 6'8 grey Ratatoskr with a shit eating grin of a Cheshire or a small and timid 4'6 red one who curls up and hides in her tail when you get close? They're both mere female rodents in bed either way.

>> No.17330766

>>17330749
What would chipmunk girls be like? And giant ground squirrels?

>> No.17330781

>>17330766
EXTRA THICC cheeks, making them kiss sluts.

>> No.17330784

>>17330766
>chipmunk
Going by wikipedia, chipmunks in captivity sleep up to 15 hours a day. They would be the kind of girl that would let herself go after marriage and become a lazy NEET who lounges around on the bed.

>> No.17330791

>>17330784
Sounds nice.
I wouldn't mind a big, soft, pudgy squirrel that I can come home to.

>> No.17330801

>>17330791
It's always about the extra fat to you, isn't it anon. If you like all that extra fat so much you put it on every girl, why don't you marry it?

>> No.17330804

>>17330791
I prefer the skinny neet girls myself. The sort you need to remind to eat because she's so engrossed in her hobbies.

>> No.17330810

>>17330801
Friend, in a world dominated with hard, harsh realities, we all could use a little soft loving.

>> No.17330817

>>17330801
Because you need the girl to do cute things.
And watching her squirm in embarrassment when you grope her is fun.


>>17330804
Thats fine, the issue though is that they really don't have breasts or an ass because of that

>> No.17330819

>>17330749
Fuck that. I'll just find a Flying Rataoskr.
She's just a normal Rata with a bomber jacket and goggles on.

>> No.17330822

>>17330819
Does she have a dim witted moose girl best friend?

>> No.17330823

>>17330804
The logical next question, what is she so engrossed in?

>> No.17330825

>>17330822
Maybe.

>> No.17330828

>>17330801
Imagine the despair on a girl once she starts gaining weight by mamono mana. She was trying so hard to keep her body in shape and now her lover is just fatting her up.

>> No.17330829

>>17330823
Probably an MMO full of riveting, adventurous, world spanning delivery quests.

>> No.17330833

>>17330828
Well, MGs can smell fetishes. She should have smelled this coming a mile away.

>> No.17330842

>>17330817
>Thats fine, the issue though is that they really don't have breasts or an ass because of that
Anime girls can still have reasonable breasts while being skinny at least.
>>17330823
Books, video games and late night tv shows.

>> No.17330844

>>17330828
Then you just gotta make her feel loved regardless of her shape!
Prime snuggling material!

>>17330833
That would be a point as well.
Kinda makes me wonder if a monster girls share with their friends the fetishes their husbands/boyfriends have, some of which lead to them getting pats on the back in consolation or a few beers.

Guys with pregnancy fetishes would probably get an extremely happy monster girl.

>> No.17330846

>>17330833
She thought it was funny that the smell of lard was coming from you.

>> No.17330852

>>17330842
Maybe, although they'd probably be unable to go beyond modest sizes without being a holst or the involvement of an outside source.

>>17330846
>One of those anons is dating an elf
>"Hey Anon, do you smell bacon?"
>Anon shakes his head while drinking orange juice as the elf gets a slightly concerned look on her face.

>> No.17330853

>>17330686
Are you surprised? Many here came from /tg/ or /d/ since they both have a thing for monster girls. Those thread date even further back than the /a/ threads. But you can feel the influence these threads have on the /d/ threads since they have "No futa or traps please" (That's a direct quote btw) in their OPs.

>> No.17330861

>>17330852
Her lithe and flexible body, gone forever. Legends say that you can hear her crying a soft and weak "t-thanks mamono mana" at night.

>> No.17330878

>>17330861
Why would she be crying over her body image?
I mean yes, she's lost her old 'Elf Ranger' body type but now she's way more suited for daughteru raising and late night loving!

>> No.17330896

>>17330555
It is also painfully obvious no one cares.

>> No.17330902

>>17330896
Then why are we all here?
Have we all just accepted that KC is a bad writer and moved on with our lives?
The answer to both is yes.

>> No.17330906

I want to conquer an entire tribe of Amazonian P'Orcs!

>> No.17330914

>>17330906
They breed only with the strongest! That means you anon. You're gonna have to breed the whole tribe, all by yourself.
Have fun!

>> No.17330916

>>17330861
Just means more daughtarus for her to make up for it!
Also bigger breasts so she can at least fill a little smug about that, along with a larger rear.

>>17330906
That would be nice.

A bunch of muscle P'Orcs sounds like heaven.

>> No.17330925

>>17330902
Just to suffer

>> No.17330926

>>17330902
>just
There hasn't been any controversy about that for at least 2 years, newfag. And it's not people "moving on" with the lack of discussion nowadays, it's the place fucking dying.

>> No.17330932

>>17330878
Because all elves love their flexible body and only the degenerate ones that get banned from the village become fat.

>>17330916
Also, having a body like that would only make it harder for her during pregnancy and birth. If she was normal it would be way easier and the baby would be strong.

>> No.17330933

Is this the right place to ask if anyone has scans of the official MGE english release?

>> No.17330934

>>17330926
What does the fact that there hasn't been a controversy in two years have to do with KC being bad at writing?
And what does doom saying have to do with any of it? Anon, are you drunk again?

>> No.17330935

>>17330926
Speaking of, with the Comiket 93 announcement, when will be the next big release?

>> No.17330936

>>17330933
Seconding I want to see the difference, especially with the Sabbaths

>> No.17330938

>>17330906
To each their own. I just want five voluptuous p'orcs, each with just a slight amount of chub. I wanna be buried in a pile of them forced to kiss, fuck, and eat out their pussys and asses. They'd all taste a little bit like bacon which is nice!

>> No.17330946

>>17330933
I didn't realize until now that it hasn't been scanned. Good thing about getting the book I guess.

>> No.17330947

>>17330932
soft elf is getting cute daughterus!
They'll be spry and cute while their mom is soft and cuddly!

>> No.17330951

>>17330935
The English version of MGE 2 is coming out this September. English version of the game is pending.

Who here is going to get the book? I know I am.

>> No.17330957

>Ywn have a jinko constantly trying to get you to eat her cereal every morning.

>> No.17330959

>>17330936
I find it funny how they went through all the trouble of rewording some things to make it not look like lolicon, especially in the bapho and "Sabbat" sections, but on the bapho profile itself the extra art is completely uncensored.

>> No.17330964

>>17330959
Sure wish I could see what you mean. Scans where?

>> No.17330968

>>17330959
Censoring the art would have gotten fans angry, so they were smart not to do it.

>> No.17330971
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>be a hunter wandering around in the mountains
>you come across a dragon who tells you to back out of her territory and, when you continue towards here, she calls you a fool and attacks
>she soon finds out that you aren't just some lowly human as you expertly dodge her attacks, breaking parts when she drops her guard, and lay down traps to catch her in
>as the fight drags on, she tries to run away, realizing that you might actually be stronger than her, and the thought of that is turning her on
>you chase after her and finish the battle, causing her to collapse to the ground defeated
>as you get ready to load her on the cart and take her back to town, she rolls onto her back and spreads her legs, shifting into full MERE mode
>...this armor is a bit hot. you should probably take it off

>> No.17330972

>>17330951
>English version of the game is pending
I'll believe it when I see it, I still think the "official" version was a lie to get fan translations to stop.

>> No.17330975

>>17330964
Scans never. It's only $20, don't be a Jew.

>> No.17330980

>>17330972
Why would they tho?
But Ity could be a case of "We will do it! .... some day."

>> No.17330988

>>17330975
>implying seven memes deserve the money
If you'd seen what they've done to some of the manga they licensed you'd be wishing they went bankrupt. They're like the commie or gg of official manga releases.

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>>17330062
Be careful the last guy who asked a Yuki Onna to "chill"

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The demon realms can be very dangerous places.
Please be responsible and always wear a safety mech when hunting with your waifu.

>> No.17331005

>>17330999
Please if a MG had a mech I'd marry her on the spot!

>> No.17331010

>>17330988
Not him: They did an good job with MGE, and they should be rewarded for a good job. Even if they fucked up in the past (And they have fucked up a great fucking deal in the past) that should not be so bad that you can never buy from them again even if they do a good job.

I wounder how much self control it took for them to not put in memes or their usual things in MGE...

>> No.17331013

>>17330999
What are they hunting that necessitates that?

>> No.17331015

>>17331013
A husband

>> No.17331017

>>17331013
According to the description on the original...a giant mutated bear that killed 20 people.

>> No.17331021

>>17331010
I'd say they did an okay job. They did fuck up the minotaur translation, making it sound like she's a cheating whore. But that was just the first set of books that were released.
>tfw I got one of the books with the fucked up translation

>> No.17331024

>>17331005
>Dire Automation Mech
>"The world is far too dangerous outside. You must enter me. I will protect you from any and all threats"

>> No.17331030

>>17331021
I'm sorry anon. I waited a while to get my book so I have the correct version. And that's why waiting is always better.

Minotaur is a pure girl that only loves her husband.

>> No.17331033

>>17331021
Correction: The fuckup is in the holstaur profile when referencing back to what minos do when they see red.

>holstaurs seek their husband when they see red
>minos will screw the nearest guy

>> No.17331039

>>17330844
Little late but would a Large mouse or devil bug's dream man be a huge slut for girls with a baby-bulge?

>> No.17331041

>>17330975
But I can't have a physical book, it'll reveal my power level. Is there an eBook version?

>> No.17331042

>>17331010
>Even if they fucked up in the past (And they have fucked up a great fucking deal in the past) that should not be so bad that you can never buy from them again even if they do a good job.
MGE was an amazing exception and even then, it wasn't perfect. The only reason it turned out "ok" was because KC insisted that they stuck as close as possible to what fans are used to, that's not something to reward them for, it was probably in the terms of the contract.

I'd want to see more improvement from them as a company and not just a one time thing before their work is anything more than pirate fodder.

>> No.17331045

>>17331039
Mice are for keeping perma-pregnant.

>> No.17331047

>>17331024
YES! I'd make her all the little mechs and protect the world with our army of daughterus!

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>>17331045
Now that's a fact. I'd never get tired of molesting a harem of mice's pregnant bellies, reassuring them that they will all make amazing mothers.

>> No.17331056

>>17331041
Just hide it somewhere, that's what I do. And as far as I'm aware, there's no eBook version. It's hardback though and the pages are really well done in terms of quality and look. For its price, t's a good deal to be honest.

>> No.17331066

>>17330971
>Be on the mountains fighting a dragon that showed up and started causing trouble
>The fight goes on for quite some time, but the dragon decides to fly back to her lair
>Notice that she was blushing and panting a lot, there is also a sticky and shiny stuff on the ground, probably her saliva
>Successfully track her down to her lair where she is taking a nap, but there is something wrong there
>The sweet aroma coming from her glistening hole
>A few minutes later and she wakes up with an explosion inside of her
>Waking up to such sensations was enough to leave her in a moaning daze with her ass to the air
>Time to "carve"

>> No.17331072

>>17331042
I can't find a old vs. New comparison. What exactly did they change. I want to know if I have to bad version or the good one.

>> No.17331103

>>17331005
>hearing this makes the Gremlins ears perk up

>> No.17331105

>>17330555
Hellhounds have been tameable for the whole time, you've just been delusional enough to believe their profile is the only one that works differently from ALL the others.

>> No.17331108

>>17330906
Just don't take them to the beach.
Or was that your plan all along?

>> No.17331109

>>17331105
>Hellhounds have been tameable for the whole time
Yes, surpassing the gods

>> No.17331112

How should tribal MGs be bullied for their inferior barbaric ways?

>> No.17331117

>>17331072
As was already talked about, there was a mistranslation in the first printing of the books. If you go to the Seven Seas website, you'll see where they issued a correction. Other than that, it's mostly just naming conventions: instead of Sabbath it's Sabbat, Chief God becomes Overlord. They played around with the words to make the loli stuff not seem like loli. I believe it was printed in Canada which is why they probably went through all the trouble, to not get in trouble with the law. But even then, those profiles and pages along with the non-loli stuff is pretty much the same as the fan-made translations. I'm sure there are some minor differences, but the overall concept of each profile is the same between the book and what's online.

>> No.17331119

>>17331109
Is knowing that the encyclopedia full of exaggerations surpassing the gods?

>> No.17331124

>>17331112
>get captured by backwards Wood Elves who hasn't had contact with the outside world for a while
>they become mesmerized by your phone
>tell them you can have a banquet for them in a matter of minutes
>they don't believe you
>call Dragon Pizza
>in an hour you're now showing the Elves the wonders that is modern pizza
>the Wyvern delivery girl got a big tip for this run

>> No.17331127

>>17331105
Well the problem is that it point to a problem that KC has, he's trying to please everyone. His writing is inconsistent. "Here is a lamia who's only thing is that she is yandere and won't let you as much look at another woman" "Oh, but she's okay with a harem". "This monster only wants men who can either best them in battle or prove their determination to become better" "Oh, but you can be a lazy fuck and she's okay with that". "This monster is all about corrupting you and to make you an incubus and to have the best sex with you all the time and rape you if you don't" "Oh, but you don't have to be corrupted if you want to and you can just tell her you don't want to have sex and she won't ever have sex with you unit you tell her so."

Call it what you will, "straw maning" "exaggerating" "Being a faggot". They are all true, sure. But you can at least consider that point I'm making.

>> No.17331130

>>17331105
As a Hellhound fan it still amuses me how some people took the news
>they're untameable no matter what
>"wow kc is such a good writer!"
>they're tameable
>"kc is a shit writer who listens to him anyway"
I mean come on, it's not like you have to tame your hellhound wife. Even if you tried it would be incredibly hard and maybe beyond your capabilities. Nothing has changed and you can still have the wild Hellhound wife of your dreams, being upset about other people having the option to tame them if they want to is just bitter.

>> No.17331136

>>17331130
>#notallHellhounds

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>>17331130

>> No.17331141

>>17331136
>nighounds

>> No.17331144

>>17331127
Differences between the scholar's word and KC's word make complete sense though. The scholar is an intentionally flawed writer and the Enyclopedia is a book written by a medieval human for medieval humans.
Do you think that every book in that sort of time period would be 100% factual and accurate? Especially when races way different from the author's own are involved it would be full of inaccuracies, exaggerations and large amounts of generalization. That's what MGE is, intentionally so, so that fans can write stories that show various parts as either accurate or wrong depending on their own vision.

>> No.17331149

>>17331139
A monster girl like that would be adorable.

>> No.17331150

>>17331139
I wouldn't be able to say no to that face. Soon we'd have a pillow fort with all the snacks and soda in there!

>> No.17331151

>>17331130
Keep in mind that the mere possibility of something happening is enough to trigger people.
The fact that you COULD have have shirohebi in a harem ruined shirohebis for some people. regardless of the other fact that in your personal dream world the relation ship is how want it with who you want.

>> No.17331155

>>17331151
Yes, With shirohebi being able too accept harems she becomes little more than a clingy Lamia. And if I wanted that, I could just have a clingy Lamia.

>> No.17331159

>>17331151
>The fact that you COULD have have shirohebi in a harem ruined shirohebis for some people.
It's like they don't want a harem of Shirohebi sisters who are still waiting for their Ryu mistress to return to their small shrine in the middle of nowhere.

>> No.17331161

>>17331144
I know. But it still feels a bit... bad. It ruins some girls in my eyes. Not Hellhound mind you, my biggest problem with is with shirohebi. When he said "Oh, they would accept a harem" I just lost any interest I had in them.

>> No.17331164

>>17331155
Honestly to me that's all a shirohebi is, a clingy albino jap lamia
blue fire doesnt do much when DE already screws with your urge for monster pussy

>> No.17331166

>>17331139
This is the life I want. Sexy, yet cute.

>> No.17331174

>>17331164
To each their own. I use to like shirohebi due to them being yandere. But if you removes what makes a yandere a yandere they become boring in my eyes. But I'm happy that it didn't ruin them for you since it changed nothing of what you liked about them.

>> No.17331180
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Fun fact: Wolf type monster girls can be held at bay with a barrier of soda cans.

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>>17331139
This is the same artist as the "The ocean says fuck you" comic right?

Tangentially related, would you do phone sex with a mermaid through her shellphone?

>> No.17331186

>>17331174
the thing is, you can still have a yan snake, there's nothing stopping that from happening.
If KC wants a whole bunch of possibilities to happen then why not have you yan snake and let others have there harem lamia if they want to?

>> No.17331188

>>17331182
Jesus Christ that comic is horrifying

>> No.17331198

>>17331182
All their noses look dumb as fuck.

>> No.17331203

>>17331182
>Those Noses
Why?

>> No.17331204

>>17331182
reminds me of disney, lilo and stitch in particular

>> No.17331207

>>17331186
The thing is that Lamias already exists. You could have a harem of clingy, albino Lamias if you want to. But shirohebi as a race was meant to be yandere, saying that they can be "not yandere" ruins it for me.

What I'm getting at is that they have options with going with Lamias and saying "they are clingy but are okay with harems".

>> No.17331208

Wait so what's going on with Hellhounds?

>> No.17331210

>>17331182
Tumblr art-style is bad and you should feel bad for posting

>> No.17331211

>>17331208
animal control

>> No.17331214

>>17331208
They are canonically tamable.

>> No.17331215

>>17331208
confirmed for sassy welfare queens
>>17331211
she dindu nuffin

>> No.17331217

>>17331208
Apparently Martain said in a discord chat that KC said that they can be tamed. And now the old "Gee, thanks KC." have been kicked into overdrive.

>> No.17331222

>>17331208
KC said if you work long and hard you can tame one. and even then chances are slim
The very chance of people getting a hellhound that way is triggering to hellhound lovers apparently, Even if most people don't care to work for their waifus (the salamander bullshit previously proved that.)

TL,DR: "Waaaaa why is that hellhound sub? Why aren't all hell hounds like mine?"

>> No.17331223

>>17331151
That's the on part these threads have always missed the point on sadly, every other community including Japan realize that the main thing is that you have your own happy fantasy.
Here it's all about making sure everyone else's happy fantasy is in line with your own.

>> No.17331230

>>17331217
He didn't even reveal anything new, just confirmed that hellhound isn't magically the only species out of two hundred whose profile is set in stone and immutable.

>> No.17331233

>>17331222
Hey I'm a Hellhound fan and I'm totally fine with this.

>> No.17331234

>>17331222
>KC said if you work long and hard you can tame one
What

>> No.17331243

Practically all what we have is doms that go sub and no sub that goes dom. Really makes you think.

>> No.17331245

>>17331234
Apparently just trying to make her a sub for long enough to surpass what any and all of the gods could do.

>> No.17331249

>>17331245
I'm not saying I don't believe you but, where's KC saying this?

>> No.17331250

>>17331243
The only example I can think of is if you don't have sex with holst for too long she rapes you.

>> No.17331254

>>17331245
It's more about being persistent and using methods the gods might not have tried. The gods may have used the same old methods they tried on other races but with a Hellhound it takes specific stuff that KC won't say because he wants to let people be creative with what those methods are.

>> No.17331255

>>17331250
It's not permanent, doesn't count

>> No.17331257

>>17331245
The way hellhounds are, I can see the wandering scholar interviewing one and her saying "Not even gods can tame us hellhound!" and that's actually a lie.

>> No.17331260

>>17331243
We have that nip spider

>> No.17331261

>>17331257
No need to use mental gimnastics when KC is already giving you the reason.

>> No.17331262

>>17331254
I kinda hat when he does that
>"Oh you can totally do X"
>Sure how do I do it then
>"I'm not going to tell you~~"
>THEN WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP?

>> No.17331266

>>17331260
What?

She was a sadistic pure dom and when KC remade the profile made her go sub if you want

>> No.17331268

>>17331257
i think it's more of a 'she doesn't care what the gods want but she does care about her husband'

>> No.17331270

>>17331223
Literally this

>> No.17331273

>>17331243
Monsters just can't beat the D

>> No.17331289

>>17331262
He enjoys reading stories as much as fans do which is why he hosts them on his site and retweets them from time to time. MGE is meant to be a base setting with general rules and guidelines that can be used for art and stories.
If he gave away everything it would limit what people can make, it's the main reason there will likely never be a world map for example.

>> No.17331294

>>17331223
Bah, tha'ts creative suicide
Just take what you want and make something with it, why get mad when Barry down the street as a independent thought?

>> No.17331303

>>17331294
Exactly. Just don't do futa/ntr/murder porn and for most the part it should be okay.

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>>17331289
I do wonder in that parallel word how far is dragonia from lecastie

>> No.17331319

>>17331262
I always thought you just need to have very specific attributes to be able to tame a Hellhound. Like being very very strong to hold her at bay and perhaps endless stamina to deal with her when she does get out of control, perhaps good wits to deal with her mentally and stuff.

I always interpreted the "only gods can tame her" part as meaning that you would need to win the genetic lottery so hard to have the required skills that you would need god-tier luck to achieve it or a lifetime of effort.

>> No.17331323

>>17331289
>He enjoys reading stories as much as fans do
Even the cuck shit?

>> No.17331325

>>17331305
No idea, but I've been working on a story that takes place on the border between Lescatie and human lands

>> No.17331330

>>17331319
We just don't know. KC more or less told us to head cannon it.

>> No.17331332

>>17331323
>as much as fans do
Do we-the fans-enjoy the cuck shit?

>> No.17331333

>>17331323
Wait, people actually write cuck shit of MGE?
How much do they even have to break the lore to do that?

>> No.17331335

>>17331330
Isn't there a threadcanon?

>> No.17331338

>>17331333
You weren't here last thread? Or was it the one before? I don't remember

>> No.17331343

>>17331333
There was an Anubis ntr story going around the other thread. I think it had futa too, not sure.

>> No.17331344

>>17331335
The threadcannon was "They can't be tamed" up until now.

>> No.17331350

>>17331305
That would be interesting to know. It could be really far away though, Wilmarina loves to travel.

>> No.17331352

>>17331319
Genetics doesn't matter when you have mamono mana. Endless stamina comes with geting raped by her, so I guess if the guy manages to endure it he can dom her.

>> No.17331353

>>17331338
>>17331343
Oh yeah. I tend to black out on those things. NTR is just a boner killer for me so I tend to forget it quite fast.

>> No.17331356

>>17330056
Glacies making ice cream and popsicles

>> No.17331357

>>17331344
The "the threadcanon" was "they can be tamed but not even the gods could, so sure as hell a simple human won't"

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>"These legs are so ungainly and are not graceful at all. I'm tired of walking, just get over here and fuck me."

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>>17331305
>a demon/succubus who isn't all evil or perma-lust
Wow, see that would be excellent.

>> No.17331363

>>17331359
I would probably make her walk just to see her hatefuck me.

>> No.17331365

>>17331319
I doubt taming them would be that simple. It would probably be a more gradual process. An entire character arc following how they go from rape-happy dom to loving tsundere who will at least ask for some form of consent.

Full on rape-into-submission and mere-female-dog would break my suspension of disbelief

>> No.17331368

>>17331359
Yes ma'am!
>tfw she transforms back to full lamia form during sex
Unf

>> No.17331369
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What about monstergirls modelled after mobage crystals?

>> No.17331376
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>>17331369
Or for those who play fate/go, like this.
I think it'd be cool.
A super super rare species/sub-species of monstergirl.

>> No.17331384

What does it mean to tame a hellhound?
Hellhound maid?

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>>17331369
You can't fool me, I know that crystal is Lich or Vortex dragon.

>> No.17331386

>>17331376
NGE Ramiel-chan is the first thing to come to mind

>> No.17331388

>>17331365
We would need to define what taming means then, because that character arc thing sounds more like mutual consensus rather than full taming.

Maybe we are thinking about it wrong and "tame" for them actually means they will just listen more to what you have to say?

>> No.17331393

>>17331384
it means she'll be gentle if you ask nicely

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>>17331384
>Hellhound maid?
Sounds great. I imagine "tamed" Hellhounds still being incredibly smug and keep their usual rough way of talking, they're just a lot more agreeable and do what you ask of them.

>> No.17331401

which do you prefer, derrieres or bosoms?

>> No.17331403

Mari ruined another monstergirl

>> No.17331404

>>17331356
Ice Queen mom would be proud of her Glacies daughter setting up a popsicle stand even in freezing weather, I bet the Wintertoskr would buy a creamsicle from her

>> No.17331406

>>17331385
It's actually a gold moon.

>> No.17331408

>>17331397
Who has the Hellhound maid greentext?

>> No.17331410

>>17331359
No. I'm not fucking you in the middle of the grocery store. If you wanna fuck on some vegetables just tell me and I'll make a garden in the backyard.

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>>17331369
>>17331376
There are so many cool rocks and minerals that would make great elemental and slime type monster girls

>> No.17331416

>>17331403
"Another"?

>> No.17331417

What to get melon to draw?

>> No.17331420

>>17331369
>>17331376
>>17331411
/co/ please go.

>> No.17331421

>>17331404
And then there is the Anon willing to risk hypothermia just because he likes her and wants her to succeed.

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Big wife.
'a glitch where a loli has gained a dynamite body has occurred'
Some artists like to draw big girls I guess.

Also some more commissions in the works.

>> No.17331423

>>17331411
>AstatineGirl

>> No.17331424

>>17331404
>I bet the Wintertoskr would buy a creamsicle from her
Why? For practice?

Heh...cream...

>> No.17331425

>>17331420
>/co/
what?

>> No.17331426

>>17331411
Oh man! i wish i was this edgy.

>> No.17331427

>>17331384
It means she pretends to be tamed for your enjoyment.

>> No.17331429

>>17331416
Lilims

>> No.17331431

>>17331417
A cutie patotie dragon. Maybe with a ponytail.

>> No.17331435

>>17331422
Gazer-chan's mom has it going on.

>> No.17331436

>>17331417
A group of monsters surrounding Paladin-chan with the caption "Poor Little Paladin-Chan" at the bottom.

>> No.17331439

>>17331427
will she dress as a jester and juggle for me for my enjoyment?

>> No.17331441

>>17331429
I like Mari's lilims

>> No.17331444

>>17331417
melons

>> No.17331445

>>17331429
Since when were Lilims ruined? I like them.

>> No.17331447

>>17331431
>Komodo

>> No.17331448

>>17331406
I actually need those right now.
>>17331441
I do too, the loli one with the bear is cute and must be protected.

>> No.17331450

>>17331439
You might be pushing her patience a bit far if you ask her to do that. Just be prepared to get raped.

>> No.17331451

>>17331439
Sure

Just remember: "Tonight! You!"

>> No.17331452

>>17331447
Not komodo, a sunset dragon.

>> No.17331454

>>17331417
A tamed hellhound.

>> No.17331455

>>17331441
You like whores who behave nothing like Lilims?

>> No.17331456

>>17331424
Wintertoskr supports and reports on local businesses in the area, Glacies daughter's popsicle and ice cream stand makes a great scoop

>> No.17331459

>>17331423
How would the radiation translate as a monster girl?

>>17331426
>Rainbow colored elemental who acts edgy because she is tired of people thinking she's gay in both sense of the term

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>> No.17331467
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What type of accessories do your waifus wear anon? My wendigo waifu wears ornaments and streamers during christmas time.

>> No.17331469

>>17331410
>Not fucking legpophis in the middle of the frozen foods aisle
You don't love your wife.

>> No.17331475

>>17331459
>Rainbow colored elemental who acts edgy because she is tired of people thinking she's gay in both sense of the term
Worse, she's from zipangu and her father being a smartass decided to name her Yuri.

>> No.17331482

>>17331445
Because OC's are treated as cancer by some even if the're not that harmful in the great run.

>> No.17331483

>>17331469
>Not reaching climax just as Pharaoh and her attendants turn into the aisle

>> No.17331487

>>17331445
The OC lilims are shit and will make people think the nameless ones are as shit as them

>> No.17331490

aren't limims suppose to be rare and far in between?

>> No.17331491

>>17331467
She uses a scrunchie and a necklace.

>> No.17331497

>>17331490
Oh, incredibly.

>> No.17331503

>>17331490
There are 100 of them

>> No.17331507

>>17331455
And how does a lilim behave in your mind?

Just read their profile, they're promiscuous beings, screwing both men and women. They settle down once married, but before then, you can bet your ass that they've been around the block more than a few times. Lilims are not going to be as pure as a unicorn.

>> No.17331511

>>17331463
Werecats are for merciless exposure to catnip only.

>> No.17331515

>>17331507
>They settle down once married, but before then, you can bet your ass that they've been around the block more than a few times.
This is just you assuming things

>> No.17331516

>>17331507
is this their nature are just a product of their upbringing?

>> No.17331523

>>17331487
So they made a character based on a profile, big woop.
Are you really going to say that all Lilims are shit just because a few guys made characters you didn't like?

>> No.17331529

>>17331507
It says nothing about that. In fact a big part of the profile is about how much they want to have a husband, and says nothing of fucking around, except for corrupting women.

Keep inventing things.

>> No.17331535

>>17331507
>Just read their profile, they're promiscuous beings
This is sort of right yet also wrong. Any race could sleep around a few times before finding the right man, however a lot of them also settle down with the first one due to spirit energy being addictive.
Lilims on the other hand are less prone to succumbing to the addiction and won't let it force them into settling down if they weren't planning on keeping that man, Lilims are a bit more picky about who they keep.

>> No.17331536

>>17331523
not him buts its only fair considering the same happened to a bunch of monsters I liked.

>> No.17331553

>>17331359
Would definitely ask my Apohis wife to sometimes polymorph just for the sake of trying out her elegance in different ways.
And I bet she'd be twice as haughty while doing it, which I adore her for.
Probably wouldn't want her to facesit me like usual when in that form though. Only her great purple burgeoning lamiass can bless my face with it's great presence. Often. Always.

>> No.17331559

>>17331536
Which other races got a bunch of OCs that were shit? I'm curious, the only one that comes to mind is Cheshire.

>> No.17331565

The issue I have with the Steelims isn't any Mary Sue or questions of purity or what have you, everyone's different in what they want there so knock yourself out.
My problem is that so many of them seem like they aren't on board or aren't geared towards the corruption and spreading the influence of Monsters thing. If you wanna pick the 'super ultra rare and super ultra powerful' race that's fine knock yourself out but having them be like a gardener or just want to do dumb fighting tournament shit is, at least in my mind, equal to something like a Salamander who doesn't fight or a Dragon who doesn't care about a hoard. It's a core part of their character that you can't just say 'Oh well they do it in their spare time/they don't enjoy corrupting people that much because that'll hurt their feelings!'
That's like their whole shtick, even passively being near them corrupts people. I dunno. That and how for a long time (thankfully diminished now) they were pushed as like this required reading list. I don't know, or care, or want to know, or want to care about everybody's OC, just because KC retweeted you or you got some art from a jap artist doesn't make you relevant to the setting or anything.

>> No.17331573

>>17331467
My waifu wears amour and a collar!

>> No.17331574

>>17331529
>all of the lilim have a lustful personality and their heads are full of thoughts of sex, as is becoming of a succubus.
>almost all men would become their prisoner after only catching a glimpse of their visage. Even without using words of temptation, men are aroused at the sight of them and consumed by total lust. If they tempt a man, even without magic, there is no element of force even necessary. The men themselves will step forward and offer their bodies
If that doesn't scream that they screw around quite a bit, I don't know what does. Yes, they're looking for a husband to settle down with, but how do you think an unmarried lilim or succubus for that matter is going to determine which man is the best for them, especially when they're craving sex all the time. They're gonna screw them and move onto the next guy until they come across the one they like the best. The profile's main point is how they're super powerful and that they change human lands into demon realms; they're tools of the DL really, expanding her influence. The settling down with the husband is just two sentences.

>> No.17331577

>>17331565
>My problem is that so many of them seem like they aren't on board or aren't geared towards the corruption and spreading the influence of Monsters thing
Mari is very proactive about it, extremely so.

>> No.17331576

>>17331565
>just because KC retweeted you or you got some art from a jap artist doesn't make you relevant to the setting or anything.
This is probably my biggest thing against them as well. I remember the last time they came up that I remember I stated how I didn't know the difference between them or know what they did and that I didn't care, and several people replied linking stories or fact sheets about them like I was missing out on something important. It came off as very egotistical.

>> No.17331579

>>17331576
>>17331577
Well there you go, literally a second apart.

>> No.17331581

>>17331576
>>17331577
>When the example is made for you

>> No.17331594

>>17331579
>>17331581
That's nothing to do with the point though, if someone says something as fact and gets proven wrong it's not a "you're missing out" thing it's more that someone's complaining about something that's not a widespread problem and painting all lilims with the same brush.

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>>17331361
Have a shy Succubutt

>> No.17331605

>>17331604
>Shy succubus nervous and embarrassed by her skimpy outfit
My fetish

>> No.17331609

>>17331536
>a bunch
not a bunch just enough for people to start hating on them

>> No.17331629

>>17331574
First phrase says that they're lustful. All monstergirls are lustful, that means nothing.

Second phrase says their aura attracts men. Again that says nothing, that doesn't mean she has to fuck them all.

If you have a gangbang fetish there's no need to push it.

>> No.17331636

>>17331565
Is being a masochistic slut part of a Lilim's character? I would think not, and Illassa for example does it.

>> No.17331640

>>17331604
This image makes me imagine a scenario where a Succumom tells her shy daughter that she has to seduce and marry this big scary Paladin anon to keep the family tradition going.

How can she seduce someone she's scared of?

>> No.17331650

>>17331605
>"M-mom, do I have to wear this to get that cute commoner to notice me? You can see so much of me!"
>"Of course dear, of course, now go into my private studio and practice your poledancing."
>"E-eh?"

>> No.17331651

>>17331640
>She'd rather just do comfy things with her nerdy childhood friend
>At the last minute, she runs from the room, thinking she's shamed the family and running to her childhood friend's house, not knowing what to do
>Her mother is actually completely understanding, yet shenanigans ensue
Sounds like a great romantic comedy in MGC cinemas.

>> No.17331652

>>17331640
her fairy god mother who gives her the appearance of a female paladin for one night.

>> No.17331653

>>17331629
Not sure where you got gangbang from my post but whatever. All I'm saying is, whenever they encounter a single man, it's more likely than not that the lilim will fuck him and not keep him. They seek their ideal man, and most likely that's not gonna be the first guy or so she meets.

>> No.17331654

>>17331469
No I love her, it's just this is the last grocery store in our town that will let us shop there.

>> No.17331659

>>17331629
>that doesn't mean she has to fuck them all.
if I were a succubus I wouldn't let it all go to waste, starving succubi in orderland and all that.

>> No.17331665

>>17331417
A lilim shitposting about how princes are shit

>> No.17331666

>>17331653
>it's more likely than not that the lilim will fuck him and not keep him
Seriously, there's nothing that proves this. I'm not saying they stay virgin until finding a husband (which isn't a bad thing anyway) but there's no proof they do the shit you've seen Mari and Ilassa do.

>> No.17331667

>>17331629
Not the guy you responded to but sleeping with multiple men in their lifetime does not mean gangbangs, it means separate encounters which isn't just exclusive to Lilims. It's up to the individual fantasy if their preferred monster girl found them on their first attempt to find a husband or not.

>> No.17331672

why not go meta
>a lowly succubus artist drawing herself as her lilim oc

>> No.17331674

>>17331650
>>17331651
>She slowly builds up to lewd stuff with her childhood friend, very cute, very shy and young love-ish
>Except for the fact that her succubus pussy and instinct mean she's a fucking goddess in bed and blows his mind with barely any time at all
>Her attitude remains the same though, so that even while doing high level ultra sexy things with her hips grinding against him, she's still stuttering and asking if she's doing it right and keeps saying she's sorry if she's bad at this
>Childhood friend has to take all his mental strength not to blow a load in his pants as she starts doing things with her legs that would make a porn star protest, even as she murmers 'Oh gosh... I have no idea what I'm doing...'

>> No.17331681

>>17331653
>>17331666
Forgot to quote the first part "whenever they encounter a single man"

>> No.17331707

>>17331674
That's heart-attack inducing tier cute anon.

>> No.17331718

>>17331666
You must not be familiar with the MGE setting then. Monster girls will attack any guy just to get a fix, and it's only in some cases they keep them even if they had no intention to. That scenario is even less likely with powerful monster girls since they seek stronger men. Read through the encyclopedia along with all the profiles, and you'll see what I'm getting at. Now is every single lilim going to be promiscuous? Probably not. I'm just saying it's more likely that your typical lilim will have been around the block a few times before she settles down. What Mari and Ilassa do, that's different, but again, you can turn what you say around and state: there's nothing in the setting that says that can't do that stuff.

>> No.17331732

Ancient Bait. Don't give him the (you)s he craves.

>> No.17331736

>>17331718
You're sort of right but
>That scenario is even less likely with powerful monster girls since they seek stronger men
This part is wrong, a lot of stronger girls don't give a shit one way or another. The only notable high level girl who do are Baphomets but even they can make exceptions and are known to rig their challenges to make them easier for a weaker man if one is serious about her.

>> No.17331737

>>17331674
>Takes his dick all the way to the hilt the entire blowjob
>Apologizes afterward for not being able to fit his balls in her mouth too like her mom says she should be able to

>> No.17331747

>>17331718
Thing is, for most MGs human men are rare since they themselves get hunted down in the places where they are more plentiful. I don't think a monster would let one go if they realize it could be weeks or months before they catch another again.

I don't really know about Lillims though. Maybe they are like Lizardmen in the sense that they don't act up until it "feels right"? Like a man strong enough to flip on her instincts or something like that.

>> No.17331757

>>17331737
That cute Ojou is getting cuddled until she's all smiles!
Neck kisses are mandatory.

>> No.17331759

>>17331718
>That scenario is even less likely with powerful monster girls since they seek stronger men
Only Echidna does this as a canon if I remember correctly.

>I'm just saying it's more likely that your typical lilim will have been around the block a few times before she settles down
This is a Lilim, not a succubus. It's so hard to understand that they probably (since you like to talk about probabilities) can control themselves way more than the average succubus and are more picky (vampires for example do this)?

>What Mari and Ilassa do, that's different
Yet I'm sure that people will believe what they do is the common thing between Lilims because of how much they're posted compared to the nameless Lilim.

>> No.17331760

>>17331747
>Thing is, for most MGs human men are rare since they themselves get hunted down in the places where they are more plentiful.
makes me think they can fetch a high price if sold as commodities.

>> No.17331761

>>17331411
>>17331369
>>17331376
All I can think of is some sort of golem, or a kind like glacies which are very crystaline.

>> No.17331764

>>17331759
>not a succubus
the average succubus, I meant

>> No.17331767

>>17331759
Echidna only even does it in a roundabout way by sitting in the bottom of a dungeon they set up.

>> No.17331768

>>17331732
I'd hardly call factual information bait. What he says isn't what people necessarily like but claiming to be fans of the setting and pretending he's wrong isn't being much of a fan. It's barely any better than boyband fans on tumblr who pretend the guy they're fans of are gay. It's being a fan of a fake version of what's presented to you.

>> No.17331772

>>17331422
Who, and how much

>> No.17331777

I have no fucking clue what you fuckers are even arguing about now.

>> No.17331785

>>17331767
couldn't the order just seal up the entrance?

>> No.17331789

>>17331674
>>17331737
>Succumom is delighted to hear her daughter is coming into her own sexually
>The next time Anon is over for dinner, succumom asks if she can watch them in bed and give some tips, and not to worry because she's a 'cool mom'
>"Mooom! Th-that's between me and Anon!"
>"I just want to make sure you're doing well, honey! Have you done the thing with your ass I taught you about? I just want my sweetheart to be happy!"
>"Ugh mom please Anon and I a-are just f-figuring things out ours-s-selves!"
>She always stutters when she's nervous
>Or turned on
>Usually both
>That night they just cuddled and played videogames while curled up against each other, ending with a hot by our standards but very tame by succubus standards makeout session on the bed with clothes on
>Succumom's husband has to drag her away from her daughter's door to prevent her from barging in and 'making sure she's doing it right'

>> No.17331790

>>17331785
I don't understand what that has to do with that.

>> No.17331794

>>17331757
Cute! CUTE!
She's definitely a candidate for being a kissu slut for her boyfriend. And I bet she has a super degenerate, filthy handholding fetish too.

>> No.17331797

>>17331777
Same.
Time to go play more Elona.

>> No.17331800

>>17331790
nothing with what the conversation is about ,
just a thought,
if she sets up dungeons to get a man couldn't the order just seal the entrance with like cement or something?

>> No.17331804

>>17331785
It would probably hurt the economy in the long run, since dungeons and things like that would probably bring adventurers and other travelers and thus, more money to the local towns.

>> No.17331812

>>17331800
Thats rude. But I mean some adventurer us going to stumble in sooner or later and come face to face with a sex starved echidna now because shes been trapped for who knows how long.

>> No.17331814

>>17331800
>Ancient, powerful monstergirl species that can create a massive dungeon using magic and those serving her
>Can birth any race, and presumably is incredibly resourceful
>"Lets just cement up the door to her dungeon!"
Order: You're hired!

>> No.17331816

>>17331800
I mean, yes?
But then you're gonna get "hey, did you hear the rumor about that one dungeon? They say it's sealed off for being too dangerous but think about it. That means there's loads of completely untouched loot in there!"
So basically foolhardy adventurers would just re-open it to get at the goods.

>> No.17331825

>>17331816
Almost certainly a Devil or Cheshire in disguise who spreads those rumors.

>> No.17331826

>>17331761
Oh right, living material girls would work too. Though what purpose would they serve?

>> No.17331827

I'm just imagining both the hellhound and lilim shitstorms in /hbg/, makes everything funnier.

>> No.17331830

>>17331777
Thread canon MGE is a land of purity where every girl is a virgin when she finds the man of her dreams, canon MGE tends to vary on the individual in each race, her preferences and how fast she finds a man she likes.

When you look at the board we're on it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why that might cause controversy.

>> No.17331831

>>17331825
>>17331816
I wouldn't even need the promise of money, the adventure of a dungeon would be fun enough.

>> No.17331832

>>17331794
>Anon can fluster his Ojou-sama girlfriend just by sitting her on his lap and kissing her neck while holding her hands.
S+ marriage material, her crush is a lucky man.

>> No.17331834

>>17331830
>Thread canon MGE is a land of purity where every girl is a virgin
No one is saying that?

>> No.17331840

>>17331736
The lilim profile states they want an ideal man, so I guess it just depends on what's meant by ideal, and that can probably be different from lilim to lilim. But what it does imply is that they do have standards and it's likely that they going to cycle through a few guys before finding the right one. For all we know it could be that she wants a fat, stinky, lazy NEET, so she rejects the body-builder she just sucked off in search for her ideal man.

>>17331747
The rarity of human men wouldn't be hard for a lilim to overcome though. Yeah an alraune or something like that isn't going to be too picky since as you said, it could be a long time before they come across another man, but for a lilim, being as powerful as they are, they could easily infiltrate an Order stronghold and do whatever she wants, all the while turning it into a demon realm after corrupting so many people. Less powerful girls don't have that luxury however.

>> No.17331841

>>17331827
They're arguing about whether human princes would still be virgins by the time they reach adulthood, or if they would have a boatload of pump and dump concubines.

>> No.17331842

>>17331826
Uh, trophy wives? SSR versions of their normal species?

>> No.17331854

>>17330555
You know what is wonderful anon? That you DONT have to have a tamed Hellhound or a Salamander that takes you as a non-combat guy if you dont want to! That for every tamed Hellhound and Salamander that got their heart captured by a weak guy that doesnt want to be a warrior, there are hundreds of them that will never be tamed and will get their husbands through a battle or training her! And as such it does not intrude in any way whatsoever with you and your waifu.
I dont get why you are salty that there is a guy in the world out there, you will likely never meet, that has a different relationship with his waifu than you.

>> No.17331853

>>17331840
>they could easily infiltrate an Order stronghold and do whatever she wants
not if I have anything to say about it.

>> No.17331858

>>17331827
At least Hellhound shit storms should be a lot less severe from now on. Or so I hope.
>>17331840
>But what it does imply is that they do have standards and it's likely that they going to cycle through a few guys before finding the right one. For all we know it could be that she wants a fat, stinky, lazy NEET, so she rejects the body-builder she just sucked off in search for her ideal man.
Now you got it right. Or the Lilim could be an onee-san type who wants a clumsy yet hardworking high school age boy to look after.

>> No.17331859

>>17331827
>Hellhounds discussing how to act if a human boy tries to tame them
>it becomes a shitstorm when someone shitposts something about just pretending to be tamed
>Lillims discussing about their standards when finding a human boy for them
>They get triggered when someone says they have no standards and are just simply sluts
There is no escape from the shitposting, no matter the universe.

>> No.17331862

>>17331814
the problem is guys going in though,
figured even if she breaks the wall ever so often, you just got to wait till she leaves and set it back up.

>> No.17331863

>>17331654
>Not turning the employees into her thralls
I think you married a regular Lamia who painted herself purple.

>> No.17331867

>>17331859
I was more thinking about the human version of lilims and hellhound wanting to be tamed and called sluts by some monstergirls, but that's funny too

>> No.17331868

>>17331832
>Sitting with Shycubus in his lap facing forward
>Hands wrapped around her, overlapping hers, fingers interlocking from behind
>Kissing her neck again and again, sometimes lifting his mouth up a bit to blow on her ear
>She's squeaking moans out like crazy, stammering out 'p-p-p-please k-k-k-kiss-!' again and again, her hips bouncing on their own and tail wrapped around his arm
>her succumom senses her orgasm and rushes up to spy through her door, but is profusely disappointed its without penetration yet again and just from that degenerate second base trifle
>Husband has to drag her away yet again as Shycubus comes down and turns to sleep against her boyfriend's chest, still weakly whimpering and moaning from happiness and pleasure in her sleep

>> No.17331869

>>17331127
>This monster is all about corrupting you and to make you an incubus and to have the best sex with you all the time and rape you if you don't
Who is that?

>> No.17331874

>>17331854
>I dont get why you are salty that there is a guy in the world out there, you will likely never meet, that has a different relationship with his waifu than you.
I have to introduce you to a popular line of thought that has been with us since the dawn of time. Six words that sum up just about very argument here
>stop liking what I don't like
It would be great if people could drop it but there's no chance of that happening any time soon.

>> No.17331876

>>17330083
>Big, bushy high-ponytails.

I swear, I find the most mundane, yet obscure shit attractive.

>> No.17331877

>>17331858
I've just always assumed that since they were strong girls themselves, they'd want strong men. And that can still be true for some, but not all.

>> No.17331886

>>17331859
>Yeti complaining that her ruler keeps lowering the temperature whenever someone gets married before her
>She didn't realize the Ice Queen herself is always lurking the thread

It's gonna be a cold night

>> No.17331888

>>17331840
>But what it does imply is that they do have standards
>and it's likely that they going to cycle through a few guys before finding the right one
?

>so she rejects the body-builder she just sucked off in search for her ideal man.
She needs to suck off a guy to know it? Given she's a Lilim and it's fucking canon that they can sense into what every guy is into she shouldn't need to.

>> No.17331890

>>17331876
Ponytails are extremelly attractive though.

>> No.17331892

>>17331877
I'm reminded of that one kid icarus douijin where medusa tells him demons find the weak sexually alluring .

>> No.17331896

>>17331565
>but having them be like a gardener
I get the feeling this r to viccy. Don't bully.

>> No.17331898

>>17331858
>At least Hellhound shit storms should be a lot less severe from now on
It will just change into the next dom girl that someone thinks that it should be made a sub.

>> No.17331900

>>17331842
>Anon is happily enjoying a date with his common rarity Succubus girlfriend
>Another Anon walks by with his SSR Crystal Golem waifu
That would be enough to break up relationships

>> No.17331901

>>17331888
They need their spirit energy fix anon. You think a high-class lilim that's royalty is gonna settle for some shit tasting supplement?

>> No.17331903
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>>17331161
That's kinda why I'm glad my waifu is not from MGE.
I don't have to worry about KC coming along and fucking up her species in the name of appeasing someone who wasn't even into the species to begin with.

>> No.17331905

>>17331896
>Somehow the "efers" part of "refers" got eaten up

>> No.17331906

>>17331903
Give it time. No waifu is safe from the internet's autism.

>> No.17331915

>>17331888
>Given she's a Lilim and it's fucking canon that they can sense into what every guy is into

>Three Lilim sisters disguising themselves as regular Succubi to go out without hassle
>Stop for lunch and make a game of who can find the freakiest guy
>Pretty average stuff, one of them thinks she's won for sure when she spots a guy into shemales
>One of them suddenly gasps, and her sisters look over to see her beet red and staring into a small group of people
>They follow her gaze and gasp as well
>The three of them agree to just end the game and never speak of it again

>> No.17331916

>>17331906
yeah ive noticed no matter whatever what character you like chances are two things happened, 1 someone drew her with a dick 2 someone draw her as a mlp character.

>> No.17331919

>>17331877
Yeah there's still some who would want that, they have very varied tastes.

>> No.17331924

>>17331906
Nah, she's long past the point of attention.
She is probably older than some underage in this thread.

>>17331916
Who cares about some random fuck's drawings?

>> No.17331927

>>17331868
She's probably going to melt when she and her boyfriend finally start having cuddlesex.

>> No.17331932

>>17331916
Some people have it easy, thanks to japan my waifu has been:
>turned into a man, a futa and once or twice a trap
>raped by other girls turned into futas
>gangraped by faceless men
>the star of multiple ntr doujins
>drawn with ponies
>had sex with a deer thanks to pixiv
People with MGE waifus have it easy.

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>>17331886
The Ice Queen needs to stop being such a bully, Yetis get cold too!

>> No.17331942

>>17331932
Same.

>> No.17331943

>Village of dire monster girls.
>None is below 7ft and all are carrying a lot of muscle.
>Anon is sent in to take over the family business.
>Suddenly has a bunch of huge, muscled women trying to woo him by wearing cute dresses.

Even the dire weresheep would get in on it!

How could anon say no?

>> No.17331951

>>17331772
Sadly, he doesn't do requests or commissions, this was a lucky occurrence.
http://twitter.com/Tick_Tock0437

>> No.17331953

>>17331943
His shortstack wife would make him.

>> No.17331957

>>17331898
I think it's more of a "dog training" thing.

But if you need suggestions, no one ever talks about taming Ushi-Onis

>> No.17331961

>>17331953
>pouting, shortstack werecat staring down girls twice her size

Cute!

>> No.17331962

>>17331957
Give it time

>> No.17331963

>>17331868
Is Shycubus part of the same school Lapcat is in?
I can see her and her boyfriend getting all flustered in the lunch room just lightly touching and rubbing against each other cutely, and the other girls smiling at them for being such an adorable couple

>> No.17331974

>>17331927
>Cuddlesex ensues
>Shycubus' succupussy is so aroused she practically soaks the bed and milks out more orgasms from her boyfriend than even her mom usually is able to do in one session with her husband
>childhood friend is passed out ahegao'd when she finally comes down from it, and she fusses and frets and bustles about getting him some water thinking she's hurt him

>> No.17331981

>>17331957
>dog training
They aren't literal animals and people aren't talking about literal animal taming, how autistic do you have to be to misunderstand it like that?

>> No.17331982

>>17331900
But that's when I tell my ryu "a girl like you is rarer than any SSR."

>> No.17331988

>>17331974
Just imagine the post sex cuddles though.
Just imagine her mom learning that they're getting married.

>> No.17331991

>>17331951
Yes, "Lucky"

>> No.17331996

>>17331981
There are people here into that though, never saw one of their posts?

>> No.17331998

>>17331869
It was mostly a jab at Lilims but particularly those like Druella.

>> No.17332006

>>17331932
Okay, Who the hell is your waifu?

>> No.17332011

>>17331932
I have yet to see an alp with
>mlp
>gangraped
>ntr
>Bestiality
I think i saw one pegging a dude though but it's tame compared with everything else.

>> No.17332013

>>17331998
You mean, Druella the one who was implied to corrupt people with her corruption aura and not by fucking?

>> No.17332016

>>17331932
>had sex with a deer thanks to pixiv
I want to say the shy twin from Lucky Star.

>> No.17332019

>>17331982
>Spoiler
She would be so happy, but then the SSR Crystal Golem would shapeshift to become an SSR Ryu in a bikini with a very useful ability and better stats
You won't be able to remain faithful after that

>> No.17332033

>>17332006
>>17332016
She's a 2hu. What can I say, the fanbase is one of the weirder ones.

>> No.17332036

>>17332013
Again, mostly a jab at Lilims.

>> No.17332040

>>17331932
>implying there's anything wrong with bestiality and gangbangs
As long as she's enjoying it, that's all that matters. You want your waifu to be happy right?

>> No.17332042

>>17332036
Do not bully the lilims.

>> No.17332044

>>17332033
>2hu
>turned into a man, a futa and once or twice a trap
>a futa and once
>once
Oh you poor sweet summer child.

>> No.17332045

>>17332040
>>implying there's anything wrong with gangbangs
Mari pls go

>> No.17332051

>>17332042
They are meant to be bullied so they can't corrupt you so you can rape them in their confusion.

>> No.17332052

>>17332033
Ah well that explains it.

>> No.17332054

>>17332040
Have a (You) and now stop baiting

>> No.17332055

>>17332045
I would be kinda fun to use a girl like that. It's fun for the whole family though it does ruin her for marriage.

>> No.17332057

Feels pretty good to have a waifu who only appears in stuff I approve of.

>> No.17332060

>>17332044
The once or twice was the trap thing, at least to my knowledge. I don't go out of my way to look for doujins of her because I'm not a cuck.

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>>17331604

>> No.17332069

>>17332060
>The once or twice was the trap thing
I know, I just quoted wrong. My bad.

>I don't go out of my way to look for doujins of her because I'm not a cuck.
Well I respect your choice to do so. I very much disagree with that. Self inserting into porn with your waifu is the best!

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17332078

>>17332042
>>17332051

>> No.17332081

>>17332069
Self inserting is fine but I mostly use PoV art for that due to the type of doujins she gets being yuri/futa/gangrape/ntr, those aren't really self insert friendly.

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17332082

>>17332078
>Not posting the proper version

>> No.17332085

>>17332082
What is the best way to bully a Lilim?

>> No.17332087

>>17332085
Cease

>> No.17332088

>>17332085
With your dick

>> No.17332092

>>17332085
Neck kisses, calling her cute and general loving things. But no sex.

>> No.17332100

>>17332085
Double handholding.

>> No.17332106

>>17332085
cum in her hat

>> No.17332111
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17332111

What sort of monster girl would this pure maiden be?

>> No.17332121

>>17332111
A particularly dominant Dark Priest. It's the boots.

>> No.17332123

>>17332111
That's a slut anon, look at the latex.

>> No.17332125

>>17332123
Ironically she would look more pure without it despite showing more skin.

>> No.17332130

>>17332123
That's bullshit

>> No.17332133

>>17332111
She'd be the mother of my children. How can monsters even compete?

>> No.17332138

>>17332121
Dark priest works, or maybe a salamander that knows a little magic.
>>17332123
Whatever are you talking about?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2501213
You may have a point here.

>> No.17332151

>>17332106
CEASE

>> No.17332156

>>17332123
Latex doesn't automatically make a girl a slut anon, it just makes everything lewder.

>> No.17332171

Monster girls can't compete with human girls. This is a fact.

>> No.17332173

>>17332156
Hmmmm, I wonder who could be behind this post?

>> No.17332178

I want to help a Hakutaku prepare for her quiz bowl competition! She's been studying really hard and doesn't want to let her team down.

>> No.17332179

>>17332171
Paladin-chan, jealousy is unbecoming.

>> No.17332180

>>17332171
Human girls are dumb.

>> No.17332182

>>17332171
that is until MGs become real

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>>17331565
>>17331896
Also
>Had planned an entire chapter involving a slow and gradual corruption of a certain paladin by said lilim after this one
Do not trust the gardeners.

>> No.17332192

>>17332182
>implying 2D doesn't top 3D every time

>> No.17332200

>>17332178
Give her "diet pills"

>> No.17332201

>>17332182
>3DPD monstergirls

>> No.17332205

>>17332192
>Implying we wouldn't leave this wretched place for an extended period of time if some girl just came out of nowhere, called us cute and asked to hang out with us

>> No.17332206

>>17331565
>dumb fighting tournament shit
Who even does that?

>> No.17332208

>>17332192
>>17332201
i said real, not 3D

>> No.17332210

>>17332201
I wish i could just shed a dimension. Having depth is just suffering.

>> No.17332211

>>17332111
Mindflayer.

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>>17331886
>thread keeps making ice puns
>Ice Queen goes on a furious caps lock rant
Someone needs to brave her kingdom and make her happy

>> No.17332213

>>17332201
More like 2.5
Like sweet mami or that liru game

>> No.17332215

>>17332205
>not being so far gone that you perceive any positive reaction to your existence as some cruelly disguised form of mockery

>> No.17332217

Glacies and Ignis bigamy wives tempting you with a lewd display when you get home
y/n?

>> No.17332220

>>17332217
Sounds steamy.

>> No.17332225

>>17332217
I prefer Glacies and Ice Queen Oyakodon.

>> No.17332227

>>17332205
Naw, I'd rather watch anime and jack off.

>> No.17332232

>>17332215
This. So much this. Every time I meet someone I'm just trying to figure out if they're judging me and what they are judging me for.
Which MG would be best to help me get over this?

>> No.17332235

>>17332225
And I prefer Ignis and Lava Golem hot and wild threesome.

>> No.17332238

>>17332232
Yan

>> No.17332243

>>17332206
That shitty lilim made by that Beast guy.

>> No.17332248

>>17332232
Being serious here i would believe one of the most monstruous MGs like the tentacle one. They would be the ones that get judged the most and would be more conscious about their bodies.

Maybe you could laugh it off if you both feel the other is judging you at the same time.

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>>17332232
Slimes. They're simple enough that they don't even think to deceive. They just want to give you lots of slimy hugs.

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>> No.17332255

>>17332232
A nurarihyon.

>> No.17332256

>>17332232
Yep >>17332250
Or Doromes, JubJubs. Girls where its really just all love for you, all the time, and there doesn't need to be much else.
You think your sadness and self-loathing can outlast their love, you got another thing comin.

>> No.17332257

>>17332250
A Dorome would work even better.

>> No.17332262

>>17332243
I thought people liked that guy?
Did he piss off the thread?

>> No.17332267

>>17332262
>The thread is one person

>> No.17332277

>>17332254
Helloooo, what have we here?

>> No.17332286

>>17332277
Anon, you are a bold one

>> No.17332302

>>17332286
>tfw never be as cool as Billy Dee Williams
I'd have a Demon on each arm if I was

>> No.17332325

>>17332262
People like Beast, but he writes like It's a shonen anime.
He needs to show more of selene corrupting people and is lilim will be better.

>> No.17332328

>>17332215
I know this feel

>> No.17332329

>>17332254
Her face looks too gentle, I prescribe a heavy dose of black sclera elixir and a haughty smile class

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>>17332215
>tfw no mg with a healing fetish for this broken heart

>> No.17332341

>>17332325
>he writes like It's a shonen anime.
I don't see that with the stuff he posts.

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>> No.17332347

>>17332325
There is literally nothing wrong with that.

>> No.17332371

>>17332347
Depends on what your here for.
I just find it weird that a guy like beast that has a thing for corruption and created OC halfdragons would write Selene the way he does.

>> No.17332374
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17332374

So how simple is "simple minded"?

Seems that Zombie Dragons for instance are fairly intelligent though focused almost solely on their hubby but where does a Dorome fall? Could you hold a conversation with her? Would she understand simple things like you having to do other stuff at some point?

>> No.17332392

>>17332374
>Could you hold a conversation with her?
I'd imagine Doromes are the type of MG you don't have a proper conversation with, but instead you can mindlessly ramble for hours and hours and they'd just stay there and listen intently even if they don't understand a word about it.

>> No.17332393

>>17332374
Almost certainly another case of 'whatever you want/are comfortable with'. I personally would really like a Dorome that was really, really simple minded. Still affectionate and understands things in conversation, and very emotionally intelligent, but very low langauge use and more often than not just is always thinking only a single step in front of her with relation to how to make hubby happy.
When she does plan something like a surprise for him or a gift, it makes it that much more valuable and wonderful, because you know she thought really hard about it.
Someone some time ago was reeing about the idea of being with a simple minded girl like that because it would be 'unstimulating', but I think it would be perfect.

>> No.17332397

>>17332392
>>17332393
These, especially the part about being really emotionally intelligent instead
So you could ramble for hours, and though she wouldn't understand she could tell the little changes in your voice that indicate whether you're happy or sad or remorseful, and act appropriately, putting a hand on your lap at just the right time so you know she's listening even if she doesn't get the content.

>> No.17332398

I want a monster too simple to realize she can do better than me

>> No.17332403

>>17332398
You're too simple to realize that a Monstergirl wouldn't care if she can do better. She wants you.

>> No.17332410

I want to blindfold my Kobold daughteru and let her give me a nice long blowjob!

>> No.17332418

>>17332392
>>17332393
>>17332397
Hmm, that "emotional intelligence" bit makes a lot of sense, they'd be able to sense your mood whenever they see you, valuable for obtaining a husband too.

I'm weird about my top girls, above all is Atlach-Nacha but many below are of the more simple kind, Dorome, ZDs etc.

>> No.17332424

>>17332418
Intelligence is important for cruel/sadistic monsters more so than gentle ones.

>> No.17332427

>>17332424
>ask Dorome wife if she wants to dom you in bed
>She happily giggles and nods and you lay back
>She just jumps on you and hugs you while wiggling her hips, just like she always does
>She definitely doesn't even know what that means
>You definitely don't care

>> No.17332437

>>17332342
If this is what a game over looks like, then there is no reason to refuse becoming an adventurer in a medieval fantasy setting with monster girls

>> No.17332443

>>17332427
If you're living with a Dorome, do you sleep in bed or just skip that and sleep on/in her?

>Fall to sleep every knight in the strongest yet gentlest arms
>Hear her giggling happy in her sleep as her body settles around you

>> No.17332445

>>17332437
the only good ending is when you surrender to your waifu

>> No.17332449

>>17332371
It's been said in the threads before, Beast needs to write a story where selene is ethier more important like deruella or is the main character herself.

>> No.17332453

>>17332302
>you will never sip Colt .45 with Billy Dee Williams while having a succubus under both arms in cloud city
No amount of cocaine will make this pain feel numb.

>> No.17332459

>>17332453
>No amount of cocaine will make this pain feel numb
Tell that to Carrie Fisher

>> No.17332462

>>17332443
Fair point. If you put enough SE into her, eventually she could be like a whole pond size of lovely wifemud. And hearing her giggle and wiggle in happiness even while sleeping would be life itself. Not to mention, your skin would be amazing.

>> No.17332465

>>17332449
No, what he needs is to write more burning edge and a kikimora roulette.

>> No.17332466

>>17332443
Do slimes sleep? or do they just watch your sleeping face as they rhythmically massage you all night.

>> No.17332475

>>17332445
I thought the good ending was saving the quiet village on top of a snowy mountain from the abominable snowman (who was actually a very shy 8ft tall monster girl who just wanted to become friends) and then settling down there to enjoy a peaceful and comfy life

>> No.17332490

>>17332445
>Surrender
She'd appreciate you more if you displayed an indomitable will.

>> No.17332497
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I love the more straightforward MGs. Either it be natural instinct and she doesn't exactly know what she's doing or that she's getting way too old to be single still. I love women who know what they want.

>> No.17332504

I just went through the latest hellhound drama. You should all be ashamed.

>> No.17332512

Stop now. Let's talk about which MG makes the best _Aunt?_

>> No.17332519
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>>17332512
Yeti

>> No.17332522

>>17332512
P'Orc. She'll try to set you up with your cousins if she likes you enough.

>> No.17332527

>>17332504
they're just frustrated that their waifu will never be real
i just laugh at them
and yes, i do cry myself to sleep every night

>> No.17332528

>>17332519
Come give your aunty yeti a big cuddle and a kiss

Speaking of aunties, I wonder if MG sister's promise their adopted son to the sister.

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>>17332512
im hilarious

>> No.17332533

>>17332512
Dragons. Oh man CC dragon aunts are too horny, they even attack their niece's friends.

>> No.17332534

>>17332512
>tfw no Wurm aunt and cousins who are a little too overprotective of you

>> No.17332542

>>17332512
Lonely apophis who loves to dote

>> No.17332544

>>17332542
Seconding.

>> No.17332551

>>17332512
Tanuki. I want a Tanuki aunt who would want to dote on me.

>> No.17332553

>>17332512
Lilims. They're all sisters so if you get one, you get all of them.

>> No.17332569

>>17332522
>no P'Orc aunt who takes you and your cousins to the beach knowing full well what may or may not occur later

>> No.17332570

>>17332512
>Lamia and her husband adopt a son
>His CC aunt loves to spend time with him way too much
>He grows up pampered and showered in love by her
>Ends up marrying her as soon as he reaches puberty
How would the parents react?

>> No.17332573
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>>17332512
Gremlin aunt with a big thicc Automaton for a cousin.

>> No.17332574

>>17332570
I'm sure they'd be happy. I would be as anyone in that scenario.

>> No.17332576

>>17332569
I want to rub sunscreen into her plump, overlarge rear.

>> No.17332579

>>17332424
>implying high int subs aren't the best
Even the lolis should be clever, not smug-tier but smart enough.

>> No.17332597

>>17332570
>the momster is upset while the husband saw it coming a mile away

>> No.17332606

>>17332576
The aunt? Or the cousins? Or are you an absolute madman and oil them all down?

>> No.17332615

>>17332569
>knowing full well what may or may not occur later
What happens when you take a P'Orc to the beach?

>> No.17332628

>>17332615
They get sunburned and are at your mercy

>> No.17332632

>>17332574
Would you really be happy if your unpopular Lamia sister-in-law married your adopted son?
I mean, I would be happy to know they're both in good hands but that's still a weird thought

>>17332597
>She didn't understand why her beloved son only played with boys and his aunt
>She even tried to set him up with a cute Basilisk childhood friend
>Tells her sister that she needs to give birth to at least half a dozen grand-daughters before she approves of that marriage

>> No.17332638

>>17332606
All of them.
One at a time.

>> No.17332639

Would a Tanuki rather live in a luxurious house to show her wealth, or live in a more modest home to save her wealth? Would she start spending more once she found her husband to dote on him?

>> No.17332642

>>17332632
Its monsters. The society is different, and I'd be happy both for him and for her. Makes reunions that much comfier! All of us living in the house together would be very comfy.
Honestly, I don't find it weird at all.

>> No.17332660

>>17332512
Anyone here have an experience with their aunt like this? What was it like?

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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please dont kill me Loen

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>>17332512
>That one aunt who keeps sending tons of treasure boxes for your birthday

>> No.17332707

>>17332696
Loen died in April. He will never again grace us with his doodles.

>> No.17332725

>>17332707
Proof?

>> No.17332727
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17332727

I've always found monstergirl courtship dances to be fascinating.

>> No.17332728

>>17332466
Not sure if it's ever been addressed, but I guess they might not have to seeing as they barley need any other bodily function. But perhaps she would try to sleep with you anyway since she wants to share what you do.

>> No.17332746
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17332746

SMALL
FEMALE
ANIMAL

>> No.17332751

>>17332746
>Kissu kissu! Wife needs kissus!

>> No.17332755

>>17332707
hope he's recovering ok from his injury

>> No.17332756

>>17332746
The defining factor of Ratas besides their big poofy mofu. And why I love them so much.

>> No.17332760

>>17332728
>Slime becomes a jelly bed to sleep together with you
>She doesn't actually need to sleep
>She just likes having eight uninterrupted hours of cuddle time with you
>She says you look so cute nestled in her chest and arms

>> No.17332768

>>17332642
>Its monsters. The society is different,
You're right. Instead of the huge scandal and controversy there would be in a human society, there would just be a bit of teasing and nothing but positivity around the relationship

>>17332698
>Your birthday comes around
>You've been praying for the new Nukitendo DS and a copy of MonsterMon Bahamut version
>Your mom gives you a book about how to become a good father
>Your dad got you a brand new scooter
>You try your best to hide your sadness
>There is one package left
>It's fairly large and from your aunt
>You open it and find 2 Nukitendo DS XL and both versions of MonsterMon
>A bunch of other games, accessories and toys
>There is a letter too
>"Happy birthday my beloved nephew! Feel free to drop by so we can trade monsters and try your new toys together."
>There is a bunch of hearts on it too
>As well as a weird packet of instant puberty pills which your mother quickly snatched away

>> No.17332784

>>17332768
>As well as a weird packet of instant puberty pills which your mother quickly snatched away
Kek.
And yeah, there'd be some teasing but it would all be good natured and everyone would get along. Like 'Now son, we're going to leave you to be babysat by your aunt while your mother and I go out' even though he's a grown man. Hilarity ensues.

>> No.17332821

>>17332751
>NEWSFLASH: Rata addicted to kissing, can't calm down unless embraced and smooched regularly

I bet you could embarrass/arouse a rata by leaving notes and messages how you want to violate them tenderly.

>> No.17332827

>>17332727
I love that loli Ushi-Oni story a while back that had the mating dance bit in it. That was cute.

>> No.17332836

>>17331814
Actually the thing I would do is seal up the entrance to said dungeon, then build a museum on top of that that looks like a dungeon.

Extra vindictive points: I would have the sewer reroute into the dungeon.

>> No.17332851

>>17332821
>not hacking her news broadcast's bottom news headlines ticker and have it display her favorite sex positions and locations

>> No.17332858

>>17332821
I'd love to leave a note for her at home when I'm off to work.
>Hi honey! Off to work. Enjoy your day off!
>Please get lots of rest and I left your favorite lunch in the fridge.
>You'll need your energy for when I come home tonight and kiss you so hard you can feel it in the back of your lungs
>Not to mention I'm bringing that sensual mofulotion home to give your tail all the full attention it deserves while you relax
>If you're still up for it after that, I'm gonna make sure you feel pleasure so deep you won't be able to help getting knocked up with a daughter or two.
>Anyway, have a nice day hun! Love you xoxo

>> No.17332862

>>17330723
with the power of mamano magic as big as you want

>> No.17332879

>>17332851
>>17332858
Love it, perfect husbands for your mofu.
>Rumours say a certain fluffball prefers probone anal, said fluffball declines comment

>> No.17332893

>>17332879
>H-h-honey! D-don't tell people that!
>Its true isn't it?
>T-that doesn't mean you can just te- EEP!
Spanking your rata mid sentence is a time honored tradition.

>> No.17332902

>>17332768
>You're right. Instead of the huge scandal and controversy there would be in a human society, there would just be a bit of teasing and nothing but positivity around the relationship
The same would go for a lot of things among monsters.

>lolis and age gaps
>teachers and students
>adopteru dicking

>> No.17332913

Imagine Monster Girls through time:
>Tesla and his harpy
>Caligula mounting an attack on Neptune

>> No.17332916

>>17332902
There's real daughteru dicking too, don't forget that.

>> No.17332918

>>17332902
>>17332768
You people are just realizing this now?

>> No.17332942

>>17332918
No, I just interjected for a moment, because sometimes there seem to be quite a few people here who don't realize it.

>> No.17332966

Why would anyone want to dick their own daughteru?

>> No.17332997
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>>17332902
>teachers and students
this one desu

>> No.17333000

>>17332966
Even if I didn't have morals completely against it I just wouldn't see the point since by anime logic your wife would just be a slightly older looking version of your daughter.

>> No.17333001

>>17332966
Maybe it's because she would look like a loli version of the wife.

>> No.17333003

>>17332966
Bloodline purity also she just like your wife only smaller

>> No.17333018

>>17333001
Dont we have potions for this type of stuff? I guess it had to be authentic for some people.
>having your lolified waifu roleplay as your cock hungry adopterfu
I can get behind that.

>> No.17333020

Its better stay in in study with the cute nerd bird instead of hang out with the stupid delinquent girls!

>> No.17333034

>>17332997
whats the irl legend behind her?

>> No.17333036

>>17333018
You can use potions, but it wouldn't feel like the real thing I guess. Ther more degenerate it is the better.

>> No.17333040

>>17332966
Oh, plenty of reasons anon, at least for me personally. The main one being that it'd be super comfy and intimate, not just for me but for my waifu and daughteru as well.

>> No.17333044

>>17333034
hyper smart cows that know everything, thats really it

>> No.17333063

>>17332966
Makes more sense for some species than others, hard to say generally.

>> No.17333071

>>17332512
Your uncle
>>17332519
The only Cute yeti

>> No.17333076
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>>17333020
why not reform delinquent girls?

>> No.17333084

>>17333071
>Your uncle
"My Uncle Is Now My Aunt and Also My Wife?"

An upcoming alp themed light novel, coming to bookstores in MGC.

>> No.17333091

>>17333084
I feel there is no more appropriate response to what you just said than this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsMcdEswK8k

>> No.17333116

>>17332966
An adopted one is a special taboo relationship, I guess it's fascinating because there are multiple layers. Blood-related daughteru is over the line.

>> No.17333117

>>17332768
Reminder to dick your CC Otohime sugar mommy auntie

>> No.17333129

>>17333117
Gonna secretly dick my waifu's aunt!

>> No.17333133

>>17333044
there has to be a bit more than that

>> No.17333157

>>17332913
There had to have been a Mindflayer involved in the Nazis

>> No.17333171

>>17333076
If only it wasn't a one shot doujin as that anon said.

>> No.17333184

>>17333117
Why do sugar moms like young guys?

>> No.17333187

>>17333184
Because young guys are healthy and virile.

>> No.17333192

>>17333184
To feel young again.

>> No.17333199

>>17333184
>>17333187
CCs desire children, usually Younger men can go at it for quite a while.

>> No.17333202

>>17333184
They're cuter, easier to lure, usually with no money, etc

>> No.17333212

>>17333202
Also usually not as happy in life and easy to please/make happy.

>> No.17333213

>>17333184
All of these
>>17333187
>>17333199
>>17333202

Also, young men are fertile, CCs love fertility because they lack it. Also, fertile sperm impregnating their womb with daughterus is what they wish for most

>> No.17333218

>>17331840
It doesnt prove jackshit about standards. If the guy falls in love with the Lilim, she will fall too and they will be a married couple. There is no shit like being dumped against your will, rejection or getting friendzoned with MGE MGs. "It is the law of the land."

>> No.17333227

>>17332966
You dick them out of love, and because twisting a pure bond between father and daughter into something so perverse and twisted it makes headlines in modern society is hot as shit. Also knowing that a girl I raised loves me enough to put aside our blood ties and deal with any and all potential social backlash because she loves me so much gives my heart a boner.

Also imagining a little mouse girl shouting she wants to marry her dad while at school when the Haku teacher asks them about their family makes me smile.

>> No.17333230

>>17333227
This anon gets it!

>> No.17333231
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Christmas Cakes with pipes know exactly how to wrap a young boy around their fingers. Or claws I suppose.

>> No.17333244

>>17331877
No, nowhere is it stated strong girls onlt marry strong guys. Dragons for all their haughtiness, dont give a fuck. The closest thing we have is Baphomet's profile saying "high ranking monsters" (high ranking, not strong) seek "superior men." Something that has never been referenced or touched upon again, likely to avoid the shitstorm. And even that profile says "but the truth is uncertain." Not to mention even if it is, there are a lot of loopholes through it.

>> No.17333249

>>17333218
>There is no shit like being dumped against your will, rejection or getting friendzoned with MGE MGs. "It is the law of the land."
I think you're just projecting.

>> No.17333251

>>17333249
Nah, he's right. That's the setting as it stands.

>> No.17333254

>>17333249
Why don't you ask KC :^)

>> No.17333256

>>17333251
Idk. Seems too much like mindbreak going in the other direction.

>> No.17333258

>>17333256
That's called Mamano. Welcome newfag.

>> No.17333262

>>17333227
>spoiler
She better get in line, her twenty other sisters already have!

>> No.17333266

>>17333249
Stop replying to fucking obvious bait. They've realized they can get (you)s by twisting KC's words and screaming that everything is a hugbox.

>> No.17333271
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Their father just died, will you adopt them, anon?

>> No.17333270

>>17333256
>females
>having rights in a sexual fantasy setting
They'll fall in love with who the guy says she'll fall in love with and that's final, no rules or safeguards against it. Anything to stave away even the thought of rejection or of being reminded of Stacey patterson when she said she didn't know who I was when I asked her to prom, right?
Yeah, its kinda dumb but the audience is what it is and KC only aims to please at the end of the day.

>> No.17333273

>>17333249
No, it really is among the core rules of MGEverse.

>> No.17333276

>>17333231
Hos young would CCs go for boys?

>> No.17333278

>>17333258
>>17333270
Except it works both ways and girls can also mindbreak the guys according to KC.

>> No.17333279

>>17333266
I don't think you realize how unhinged and damaged some of the people here are.
You did see the whole argument the one guy who demanded he be allowed to marry a salamander and never have to fight at all or want to fight gave last two threads, right?

>> No.17333280

>>17333271
They look more than old enough to fend for themselves anon, I believe this is some sort of trick.

>> No.17333283

>>17333279
That's the very same thing I'm talking about.

>> No.17333285

>>17333266
>hugbox
There's nothing wrong with a hugbox, but portraying MGS as having no sense of free will is just as shitty and somewhat dark as the reverse. This isn't hugbox at all.

>> No.17333286

>>17333278
Never said they couldn't. What about it?

>> No.17333290

I want to care for my waifu while she's sick in bed. We'll try all the traditional human remedies and finish the night with the usual monster treatment. An injection of SE followed by cuddles.

>> No.17333289

>>17333278
True, but try telling that to someone who on the one hand imagines themself 1 to 1 with their normal shlubby real world counterpart yet at the same time says 'If I come across an Ushi Oni or Hellhound on the way to my waifu, I'll just explain that I already have a one true love and they'll let me go because that's the power of love and even literal rape machines will respect that :)'

>> No.17333292

>>17333279
Why am I unhinged for pointing exactly that out?

>> No.17333293

>>17333280
Not at all

The more zombies together, the trickier plans they can do to get a man

>> No.17333294

>>17333283
I dunno man. That didn't seem like bait to me. I think that was an actual honest to goodness anon who had nothing left but the thought that a Salamander would appear one day and make his life all better. Who can say.

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>>17333218
can you friendzone mgs?

>> No.17333303

The whole waifu and husbando thing really falls apart when either side can just get mindbroken into compliance. Do you actually want true love or a talking sex doll?

>> No.17333305

>>17333296
Anyone can friendzone anyone.
If you have your eye on some particular monstergirl but are too afraid to approach her and another anon gets to her before you do and they hit it off, you gotta deal with it.

>> No.17333309

>>17333303
frankly
free will is overrated.

>> No.17333311

>>17333303
Settle down, and realize this setting operates only on "rule of cool". You don't have mindbreak in your fantasy, do you?

>> No.17333312

>>17333303
It's the eternal, perpetual seesaw.
'Mamono mana is stuipid'
'Without the stuff Mamono mana does, many of us wouldn't get our waifus'

>> No.17333313

>>17333303
It's why a lot of people get rid of most things mamono mana can do.

>> No.17333316

>>17333303
Relationships are built on compromise. A little breaking on both sides and you meet somewhere in the middle.
Not that I would know.

>> No.17333320

>>17333312
Show of hands, how many people think they'd be fine without mamono mana still landing some kind of monstergirl and would be okay with that?
I personally would. I'm not set on any one girl in particular, so I figure that plays a role, but still.

>> No.17333323

>>17333320
I'm pretty confident in myself, I feel like I'd be fine.

>> No.17333326

>>17333320
I think if you're a half decent person, there's enough leeway in the setting that you'd likely be considered good mate material by the majority of species. If magic can fix deformities and physical issues, I can't imagine a bunch of lustful and hungry MGS would put appearance on top.

>> No.17333331

>>17333320
I'm confident in my ability to get by fine without it but I, personally, wouldn't turn down the chance at such an easy panacea.

>> No.17333332

>>17333320
No problem whatsoever. At the very least, my basic knowledge of the girls profiles would make it an easy system to game. Shogs are also easy to find if you know where to search

>> No.17333333

>>17333320
Sure. Same with EMG.
But you gotta understand, there's a lot of people here who don't think that way, and for their sake that's why having that triple-layer protection of 'no, even the word of god itself promises, you won't get hurt' is there. I just choose to politely and quietly ignore it.

>> No.17333340

>>17333320
While not to my taste, I'm glad that such a thing exists for those who want (or need) to make use of it.

>> No.17333341

I wish mamono mana didn't cure disabilities because I love the idea of my waifu fretting and doting over me because of mine and if I cured she would have much less reason to care about me.

>> No.17333348

>>17333341
Obesity isn't a real disability

>> No.17333349
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>>17333320
No guts, no glory. I wanna impress a monstergirl by working hard at it and being worthy of it, and I think I could do that with that motivation visible and tangibly real to me. It would still be nice, but I can't help but feel it would be a bit cheap if I didn't earn a love from, say, a Cupid and instead just got it because midichlorians told her she loves me.

>> No.17333350

>30
>Still like the idea of older women
I guess that just leaves old hags.

>> No.17333368

>>17333349
Will she step on my dick and sigh at me being pathetic, brehs?
I need it

>> No.17333378

>>17333320
I don't think a single monstergirl would like me

>> No.17333398

>>17333279
You do realize there is a difference between stating the fact that there is no rejection, dumping against your will and friendzone with MGs and demanding that a Salamander marry you without fighting her right?
Like, those are 2 entirely different scenarios that do not correlate at all.

>> No.17333403

>>17333398
>Someone that doesn't have any will to fight demands a Salamander marries him without a fight
>She says no but she'll train him if he really wants to try
>he says no, I won't train, you're supposed to just say yes
>She says no
>He walks way feeling wronged by the world, monsters are just as bad as 3dpd, how could this happen to me, etc

>> No.17333405

>>17333034
>>17333044
>>17333133
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bai_Ze
Basically what he said, super smart and knows about all monsters and their weaknesses and is willing to tell to help out humans., you can pretty easily translate that into the encyclopedia for fun results.

>> No.17333409

>>17333348
I'm not obese, I'm the opposite. Please don't project your flaws on others.

>> No.17333427

>>17333405
so keines mom or dad fucked on of these

>> No.17333429

>>17333427
You realize you need to be 18 to post on this website, yes?

>> No.17333440
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>>17333427
Nigger, Keine IS a Hakutaku.

>> No.17333452

>>17333440
i thought her whole thing was being half youkai like Rinnosuke

>> No.17333458

>>17333303
I don't want to mindbreak my wife I want to have a happy relationship where I get minorly physically broken by her superior strength as we fuck.

>> No.17333462

>>17333294
This anon and his Salamander are likely going to meet in the middle. She will likely see in him someone who she can train and prove he can do more than he thinks. She will fuck him and after he gets addicted with her body will put sex on condition or training. Or maybe she will apparently agree and make anon fuck her in progressively difficult positions, without realizing it, she is making him do excersises and pumping through her mana her image of her ideal man and her love of fighting. I can see sparring sessions disguised as "battle foreplay" where they fight for a while before having sex, and the anon finding out the sex after this is hotter than the normal sex. One day the Salamander is going to give him a real sword and demand anon to fight her for real, anon will freak out and she will tell him he believes in him and that he loves her and the outcome does not matter to her as long as he gives his all. They will and the anon will be surprised that he is fighting at her level, as she trained him all this time without realizing and they will have the best sex after that. By the end it doesnt matter how much anon hated to fight or workout because he will be too addicted to training and fighting with her to want otherwise. And she will be the happiest Salamander, because many of them can say they met her match in a fighting tournament. But how many of them can claim they took a formless worthless piece of carbon and transformed it into a diamond?
This is the thing a lot of people dont get. Yes, husbands can change monster girls, but the reverse is also true. They both can concede and meet at the middle.

>> No.17333468

>>17333452
She's the real deal, she's a Were-hakutaku due to circumstances. She was born as a human.

>> No.17333473

>>17333468
SDM a best.

Would happily go for monster girls there.

>> No.17333478

>>17333133
thats kinda the main bits
>tfw Hakutaku teacher will never call me in after class, lay me down on the desk, and give me a lesson on both femdom and bovine reproductive practices

>> No.17333486

>>17333320
I have to be honest, I would not.

>> No.17333495

>>17333320
I probably could.
I have no real preferences for species barring a few so I think I could grab a girl I like and who would like me.

>> No.17333505

>>17333473
I'd prefer to go and chill with yuyuko and youmu but that requires being dead, yukari's household doesn't seem like a bad second choice.

>> No.17333512

>>17333505
The issue is getting to Yukaris place.

A Mokou would be good too, especially s a phoenix girl.

>> No.17333521

>>17333320
What exactly does mamano mana cover? I thought it just helped men deal with certain waifus. If it automatically make ever mg say yes to any anon then thats lame. Id like to imagine I could find a girl without it.

>> No.17333522

>>17333512
Mokou would be one of my top choices too. She's a good girl, even if her past is fucked up.

>> No.17333531

>>17333522
The past just makes her all the better for romancing

>> No.17333538

>>17333320
I think I'd do fine without it, especially if you keep SE around. And even if mamono mana existed I'd still do my best for the waifu.

>> No.17333554
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>>17333512
That's easy.
You just need a bribe.

>> No.17333560

>>17333505
Except the part where they eat people

>> No.17333561

>>17333554
Fried tofu does a fox....in proper amounts.

D U D E

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>>17333561
I'm not your dude, pal.

>> No.17333573

Is screaming how much you love older sister types in Monster Girl Land a good idea?

>> No.17333578

>>17333573
>Sabbath police sirens in the distance

>> No.17333587

>>17333578
>A Kraken in a ninja outfit picks you up and whisks you away before they arrive
>"Its not safe here! Come with me if you want an Onee-san!"

>> No.17333588

>>17333578
I have done nothing wrong.

>> No.17333589

>>17333521
It makes the mg automatically say yes if you really love her. In that scenario it also makes you immune to rape even if you're single with just the girl in your mind.

>> No.17333590

>>17333462
Honestly thats a fair idea how it would play out. This is an acceptable scenario.

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>>17333554
Fried tofu guarantees extra thicc foxes.

>> No.17333599

>>17333578
Paddywagon full of uniformed familiars would be pretty cute.

>> No.17333605

>>17333597
Phew.

>> No.17333610

>>17333597
The best bit is they can't say no to it!

>>17333599
>Look out, he's hugging officer Sally!
>....Lucky....

>> No.17333612

>>17333597
Whunf.

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>>17333554

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>>17333597
Hmm, yes.

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>>17333597
Chicken livers makes extra happy kumihos.

>> No.17333641

>>17333597
Goddammit. Now I have to masturbate for the eighth time today.

>> No.17333649

>>17333640
>chicken livers
Anon please, she got those regenerative powers for something

>> No.17333650

>>17333599
I would become a criminal so fast if it meant I'd be chased by Faniliars in cute police uniforms.
Even their riot gear looks cute!

>> No.17333653

>>17333641
Just edge yourself instead.

Finish it off at the end of the day.

>> No.17333662

>>17333403
I knew you would say that. Yes, you can be pedantic about it and say "well she is friendzoning him and rejecting him because he will not accept her without training." But it is not.
The guy here is friendzoning himself, he has the doors open to slay Lizard pussy and marry her, he is just unwilling to abide by the terms. When I say friendzoning, rejection or dumping, I mean in the sense that a Lilim will fuck you and then just dump you because you are weak, or a monster girl rejecting you just because she finds you wierd or not her type. For example, the Salamander just saying "no" would be the kind of stuff Im talking about. But she isnt, she is saying "Yes, but you will agree to these terms." The guy is simply not willing to abide by them. So if you want me to be more specific, I say "There is no rejection, friendzoning or dumpimg with MGs, except for the rejection and friendzoning that arise due a guy despite being completely able, is unwilling to abide by an agreement in the cases where such agreement is needed." Involuntary dumping though, I mantain to be completely impossible in all scenarios.

>> No.17333663

>>17333630
This fox
This is a crafty lazy loving girlfriend fox

>> No.17333664
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I want to run an alchemy shop and bar where MGs line up to buy my magical beer and potions!

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>>17333641

>> No.17333675

>>17333664
Christ those designs are hideous.

>> No.17333678

>>17333630
>>17333672
Mofu and thick are a match made in heaven.

>> No.17333682

>>17333675
In all fairness, they're fully animated with moving limbs and all that. So it won't be nearly as nice looking as dedicated static images. Plus its western art, and not GRORIOUS NIPPON style.

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>>17333623
Don't you be posting my waifu without permission.

>> No.17333694

>>17333678
im inclined to agree

>> No.17333697

>>17333649
That's a treat once in a while, she needs something to snack on, and what better than fried chicken livers?

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>>17333694
Every MG is better with a plump booty. Even alps.

>> No.17333708

>>17333649
>tfw a kumiho will never eat my liver

>> No.17333709

>>17333649
>Married to a Kumiho
>Mamono mana bullshit means your liver regenerates instantly and the wounds around it heal just as fast
>She's openly proud about eating your liver
>Brags about how it's the best and the only one good enough for her
>Visit your parents
>She tells you that she's starving
>Make up an excuse about helping her look through your bags for a snack you brought
>Instead of eating it right there, she skips back into the living room, blood all over her hands and face, happily chewing on the fresh, raw liver
>Your horrified mother asks what's happening
>Your wife flatly states that she's removed and is eating your liver

>> No.17333710
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>>17333702
I agree

>> No.17333715

>>17333702
>tfw the artist traced over a picture of Mandy Kay and this is a dude

>> No.17333717

>>17333702
That's not an alp, that's just a guy

>> No.17333719

>>17333702
A G R E E D

What sort of things would Monstergirls have in their society to celebrate their booties?

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>>17333702
>trapfaggot that's also an Alpfaggot posting traced shit
Three cancers in one.

>> No.17333741

>>17333710
Big!
Meaty!
Ogres!

>> No.17333747 [DELETED] 

>>17333740
They're definitely not gay though.

>> No.17333749

So whats some cool stuff we can do with out spirit energy magic? Can we shoot lasers made of pure pleasure at our waifus? Since we dont really kill anything whats else is there to do with it?

>> No.17333751 [DELETED] 

>>17333747
Fuck off with that shit you festering mass.

>> No.17333752 [DELETED] 

>>17333747
Alps aren't gay, but traps are and that's what was posted

>> No.17333761

>>17333749
You can shoot pleasure lasers sure, it's called cum.

>> No.17333762

>>17333715
>trace over a girl's body
>"It's a guy"

I'm pretty sure if it's body is shaped identically to that of a girl, it's not a guy. But I'm no expert in Alptaxonomy.

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>> No.17333765 [DELETED] 

>>17333702
>hurr durr we alpfags are not the same as trapfags, we actually like women blah-blah
Topkek
Alpsfags are the same as trapfags. They both get off on the idea of fucking men,one of them wants to fuck men who pretend to girls and other men who turned into girls. But the core fetish is fucking men, if they weren't men alp/trapfags wouldn't get hard

>>17333752
Trannyshit is gay though

>> No.17333766

>>17333084
>Your uncle gave you a nickname: Nonny.
>and you hated it
>he was really physical around your dad.
>let's just say momster didn't like it.
>you were 20 when you got your own place.
>after an "incident" with your father and uncle you wanted to get out.
>momster said uncle anon's house was really cheap after he moved out.
>after bringing in all your useless shit in the house, and dusting a couple of rooms you hear it coming from the attic....
Ara ara~
>fuckin opossums
Should i keep going?

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>>17333752
Alpfags use any excuse to shitpost with trap bullshit, and these threads just bend over and accept it without aaany resilience whatsoever.

>> No.17333771

Let's all just shut up and talk about something nice that we all like, like puffy Bapho cunny.

>> No.17333772
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>weekend threads

>> No.17333773 [DELETED] 

>>17333765
Tranny shit is because it's still just a dude.

And alp is literally a girl because magic.

>> No.17333775

>>17333772
do people just get meaner on the weekends?

>> No.17333776 [DELETED] 

>>17333767
it's like you don't want to drift off to sleep knowing your waifu's genetic material is inside you

>> No.17333778 [DELETED] 

>>17333773
still kind of awkward if you knew the guy

>> No.17333785

>>17333775
Its kids getting out of school all day and posting here.

>> No.17333786

>>17333785
Nigga it's summer.

>> No.17333789 [DELETED] 

>>17333767
Rather like the futafaggots and the old Monmusu threads

I'm convinced some autistic piece of shit commissioned all those pictures just so he could shitpost about big dicks in a thread about girls

>> No.17333792

>>17333767
Stupid dragon.

>> No.17333795
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who wrote her the letter and what it say?

>> No.17333796

>>17333789
What pics?

>> No.17333800

Let's all calm down and say something nice about our waifu. I'll start:
>my Hellhound waifu is so good at cuddling I swear she can put a Yeti to shame with her skills!

>> No.17333801

>>17333762
Nah anon thats a drawing of a character thats actually a dude. I just find it funny the artist saw mandy kay and said "yeah thats hot now lets make it a trap".

>> No.17333807

>>17333749
You can learn basic spells and apply eromancy in them. Like a fireball that makes the girl rapey.

I'd really do my best to learn thunder magic, maybe even get a Raiju so I can give my waifu a shock when cumming inside of her.

>> No.17333819

>>17333795
HAKUTAKU GIVE ME THE NEWS I GOT A BAD CASE OF - oh what? There's medicine I can take for this right? What about treatments? Meet you at your office tomorrow morning? Ok I'll see you there.

>> No.17333826

>>17333403
Or the actual likely scenario to happen going by how MGE:
A)
>Salamander pretend to agree or refuse but tell him if he finds her that hot they can just have sex.
>She fucks the shit out of him
>He needs that again and try to have sex
>Throws sword at him
>"Sure, after you join me in my training."
>"I dont want to"
>"No sex then, what are you going to do about it?"
>His need to taste her again overrides his stubborness to not train
>Happy ending
B)
>She agrees
>He thinks he won
>"Good morning darling. Breakfast ready, do you want to train with me a little after eating? No problem if you dont want to, is just that I get so aroused and hot when I train."
>He refuses
>"Alright, no problem. I will just ask Iosif to join me."
>"Who is Iosif?!"
>"Ah, just some muscle chad that lives nearby and loves morning training. Anyway dont worry about it, go back to sleep darling."
>"Wait! I changed my mind!"
>Happy ending

>> No.17333827

>>17333766
Here's your (you)
Don't ask just do it you twat. You see this thread about to explode again, maybe we need some ara ara opossum girls around here.

>> No.17333836

>>17333826
Salamander finds a way. I bet fighting with a monster girl would feel really goo, I'd definitely duel my wife once in a while.

>> No.17333838

>>17333709
Cute

I'm marrying a Kumiho and a Rusalka

>> No.17333841

>>17333807
Ahh the old "sparks over black background" cliche while cumming in your waifu. Like your style anon.

>> No.17333859

>>17333800
My waifu is super smart and has the most-brushable tail!

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>>17333836
Does WRASTLIN' count as dueling?

>> No.17333874

>>17333863
Of course anon. A duel is anything 1 on 1. Me and my minotaur waifu lucha all the time.

>> No.17333881

>>17333841
Not only that, but it would also make her orgasm stronger. On special nights I'd make sure to charge up and use some lightning enhancement on my cock so every thrust sent a powerful pleasure shock on her body. Cumming might make us both ahegao though

>>17333863
Damn right it does. As long as it's you and your waifu going at it, it couts.

>> No.17333891

>>17333863
I want to lick all the sweat off her midriff/armpits

>> No.17333893

My waifu can beat yours in a rap battle.

>> No.17333910

>>17333893
My waifu can beat yours in a rapist battle

>> No.17333914

>>17333766
>writes a handful of lines
>HURR SHOULD I KEEP GOING?
You're clearly doing this for attention and not because you want to write a story. Fuck off.

>> No.17333919

>>17333910
>rapist battle
how does that work?

>> No.17333926

>>17333919
Terry Crews yells at you to rape them harder until one of you can't anymore.

>> No.17333930

>>17333919
Whoever makes the husband cum first is the better raper.

>> No.17333933

http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/post/163074107227/bucks-adoptables-extravaganza-long-post

Good news everyone, you can now adopt* any of buck-satan's OCs for a small price of 20-40 dollars!

*meaning, you can pay to have the right to commission more art of them to other artists.

Can't make this shit up.

>> No.17333937

>>17333881
I would like to light a charmed fire for me and my waifu to relax in front of before slowly starting to screw each other.

>> No.17333943

>>17333933
That's been around for like half a decade man

>> No.17333944
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>>17333863
>>17333891

Bluefield has a great artstyle. It's a shame that he's mostly stopped drawing foxgirls in favour of traps.

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>>17333933
How low can one person fall

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>>17333933
>They're all her MGE girls
She really can't handle the heat.

>> No.17333953

>>17333863
Aww jeez, I'd want my waifu to wear an outfit like this when we do some of our sexy wrestling.

>> No.17333961

>>17333933
>Buy an OC
>Almost none of them are any different from the original
I feel bad for anyone who falls for that.

>> No.17333962

>>17333937
Fire has so many lewd uses, it's pretty amazing. I'd like to try a thing or two with it.

I use lightning and my wife can use fire. I feel like the vanilla sex enhanced by magic might end up with both of us knocked out for a day.

>> No.17333965

>>17333933
She's gone full retard.

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>>17333933
Man, fuck you guys, I'm salty. Buck was hardly the most egregious person and was literally one of only two people on the planet who did Lava Golem art. Now where'm I gonna get molten cutie from?

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>>17333944
He also has a thing for hime-cut fox girls.
The best kind of fox girls.

>> No.17333971

>>17333944
Well at least he's consistent. I'd put my dick in those.

>> No.17333973

>>17333933
Someone should seriously tell her in her askbox that it's retarded.

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>>17333933
A shame at least as far as I enjoyed her art of the MGE girls, and she did do several girls who don't often get art.
Celebrate one less content creator in the name of purity, I guess.

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>>17333944
I thought that artist looked familiar

Shame they got caught by the faggot disease

>> No.17333984

>>17333973
>tell her in her askbox that it's retarded.
I don't feel like dealing with an unstable kid today

>> No.17333985

>>17333974
Are you really whiteknighting for Buck? Wew.

>> No.17333989

>>17333985
I'm not whiteknighting. She made good monstergirl art from time to time, and at one point rather frequently. Its a shame to be getting less, that's all I'm saying.

>> No.17333994

>>17333933
yeah that's fucking stupid but this seems like one of those times when everyone shits on an artist because of an unrelated thing that happened earlier

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>>17333989
Stop it, anon! You're breaking his oversimplified black-and-white worldview! You're not allowed to point out anything positive about people he hates!

>> No.17334006

>>17333994
It's literally happening right now you idiot, she's selling the right to COMMISSION her poorly made OCs (with no design difference from KC's original models beside a fucking shirt or in >>17333974's case not even that). It's nonsensical moneygrabbing.

>> No.17334009

>>17333926
>Terry Crews, Mr. T, and Rampage Jackson will never go around giving anons advice on how to turn the tables on their strong waifu

>> No.17334011

>>17333962
Probably just us more than the waifus. First we have to use the energy to create the spells then more energy gets drained during sex. Still itll be worth it for the looks and noises our waifus will make. Also I imagine charmed fire to burn purple or pinkish.

>> No.17334015

>>17334006
Yeah but this is really only being brought to attention because of something that happened earlier (about the moths, I think?) and now it's the in thing to hate them. Bro, I've seen this shit happen so many times

>> No.17334018

>>17334003
>dickriding Buck this hard

>> No.17334020

>>17334015
This.

>> No.17334023

>>17333968
>tfw no all-Kitsune cheer squad to follow you around and cheer you on throughout your day

>> No.17334024

>>17334003
Literally could set a clock to it >>17334018
Some people here, man. So childish.

>> No.17334026

>>17334009
>PICK UP THAT SWORD
>What? W-Who are you-
>HE SAID PICK UP THAT SWORD FOO'
>O-Okay
>NOW SWING IT AT THAT SALAMANDER USING YOUR POWWWWEEEERRRRR!
>But I don't have any muscle-
>FOO' DID HE SAY YOU COULD TALK BACK. SWING THAT SWORD!

Etc etc.

>> No.17334029

>>17334006
im not sure I understand her business model.

>> No.17334030

>>17334024
Shut it down

>> No.17334040

>>17334015
Are you seriously forgetting when Buck sperged over an anon calling two of her OCs sluts?

>> No.17334041

>>17333994
It sounds like someone is particularly upset at her. Maybe his favorite species got drawn in a less-than-canon way and it set him on a grudge. Probably the same person throwing those hissy fits before about it too.

>> No.17334043

Speaking of art, does anyone know some good artists who draw muscular females frequently? I'm trying to find references for things, and so far all I have is Dandan fuga, or however you spell that guys name.

>> No.17334046

>>17333967
How was it our fault?
Two people not even from here said "This could be better" and she had a drug induced psychotic episode, and then after she got released from the loony bin, someone used her as an example of how they don't want their commissions turned into turbo sluts and it sent her on another bender.

>> No.17334047

>>17334026
I smell a sitcom!

>> No.17334055

>>17334046
Not him. but as I've said there are spineless anons here that whiteknight in her favor.

>> No.17334061
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17334061

>>17334043
Ittla draws a ton of muscle monster girls. But they also draw thing like traps and futa. So if you go looking, just know what you're going to find.

>> No.17334062

>>17334009
>Terry Crews brings the motivation
>Mr. T brings the zen
>Rampage Jackson brings the pain
I like this dynamic. I bet they could turn a lot of anons here into studs for their waifus.

>> No.17334069

>>17334061
I'm not even looking for monster girl specific stuff, just general artists. Thank you

>> No.17334071

>>17334062
>>17334047

>Waifu Boot Camp
>Sundays at 8 on MGCTV

>> No.17334072
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17334072

>>17333933
>pay me money for a right to make pics of my fan-art of someone else's art
What does "adoption" even mean?

>> No.17334074

>>17334011
The overdose on SE might be too much for the wife, which is why I said they might black out. It would be like a balloon exploding, but yeah the chances of the husband ahegaoing are higher.
For the fire I also imagine it in a more pinkish and lovable color, making you hotter and hornier.

>> No.17334076

>>17334046
You know I've been here since then and longer before too, and every single time this reason is given, something else is added to it, tacked on, and more embellishment is given to make it sound more and more dramatic.
My memory isn't that bad. And I'm not saying Buck was in the right. But I am saying you guys really have a habit for holding onto incidents and completely demonizing a person eternally for it, or taking one piece of their unrelated works and using it to damn their works that are related and well done.
This has happened with authors as well as artists. It's just strange to me. I don't get why people discourage content creators, even if they aren't necessarily people you would get along with or who always do what you want with no slip ups or exceptions.
This is deeper than just Buck, its a worrying constant truth (not even a trend, its been this way forever) of these threads and the fans of monstergirls here. I just fail to see how that's sustainable in the long run, is all.

>> No.17334078

>>17334069
I'll draw art of your waifu anon.
Granted it might look like ancient cave drawings, but it's the thought that counts right?

>> No.17334083

>>17334076
>This has happened with authors as well as artists. It's just strange to me. I don't get why people discourage content creators, even if they aren't necessarily people you would get along with or who always do what you want with no slip ups or exceptions.
>This is deeper than just Buck, its a worrying constant truth (not even a trend, its been this way forever) of these threads and the fans of monstergirls here. I just fail to see how that's sustainable in the long run, is all.
Name specific examples, fag.

>> No.17334089

>>17333836
Basically. People think Salamander not rejecting weakling, means she will just not fight and so if he refuse to fight, there Salamander will 3DPD him. When the reality is, the guy relinquished his right to refuse the moment he proposed to her. Sure he can have the delusion he can refuse. But he became her prisoner the moment he laid eyes on her in close proximity. I think this scenario following MGE rules is the one which is the one most likely to happen. Yes, Salamander cant refuse weakling who propose her, but so cant he refuse her. This I think is overwhelmingly more likely than either she 3DPDing him or she just laying down, marry him and forget about making him train at all.

>> No.17334090

>>17334072
People will buy. Were I an artist and I knew it would make me a lump of cash for literally no work, I'd do it too desu.
There are some artists that do this as their primary work. They make batches of characters and then sell them for 'adoption'. Its retarded, but it makes dosh for literally no effort, so I can't knock it without upsetting the Tanukis.

>> No.17334092

>>17334076
You're wrong though, this is happening because she's selling the right to commission her OCs.

>> No.17334095

>>17334041
>draws MGE girls with some slightly different clothes
>"My OC, you have to pay me if you want art of these characters drawn on Deviantart"
This is scummy as fuck and you know it, we'd bash any drawfag who did this shit.
Remember when some writefags were talking about doing paid stories? That was no where near as scummy as this, and yet everyone universally told them to never mention the idea again and to fuck off. When someone does something shitty, they get called out on it.

>> No.17334099

>>17334078
I'm actually just looking for references for my own work really. Also I'm broke as shit

>> No.17334101

>>17333827
>>17333914
>>17333766
Alright you niggers i wanted a story and since nobody writes anything here anymore i'll give it a shot.
i'm new so fuck you

>time to get the flashlight and desert eagle. it's an airsoft
>time to prove /k/ wrong.
>time to stop being a beta and prove you are the man of the house.
A-anyone up there?!
>great even the animals got you stuttering. Ya faggot.
>turn on your flashlight and head upstairs.
>christ allmighty you're shaking like a branch.
>your flashlight goes out
>darkerthanafricaatnight.png
>you see two mesmerizing red eyes.
>SECTORISNOTCLEAR
>"ara you wouldn't shoot an old lady like me. Would you?"
>shoot right between the eyes
>bounces off whatever it is.
>"you're going to need a different kind of 'gun' kiddo..."
>it charges at you

>> No.17334103

>>17334095
>"My OC, you have to pay me if you want to pay for art of these characters drawn on Deviantart"
There

>> No.17334105

>>17334076
You're completely right, the thread does latch onto grudges and never lets them go.
But in this case the blame is entirely on Buck for trying to pull this scam.

>> No.17334107

>>17334095
>>17334092
I mean this in the nicest possible way, but do you guys get around the art sites much? This is extremely common and by no means a unique thing to Buck. Even with her designs which aren't different at all to the base setting, yeah. She doesn't wanna draw them anymore. She can either just stop drawing them and that's the end of it or she can just stop drawing them AND get money from kids with way too much disposable income.
Like our resident waifufags who spend over 3000$ on commissions, you'd be surprised what trivial stuff people are willing to pay you for. It is what it is.

>> No.17334109

>whiteknighting buck
She might have drawn MGE girls competently, but that doesn't change the fact she's a fucking loon.

A couple of guys were trashtalking one of her OCs in these threads and some other people were even telling them they're blowing things out of proportion, and that's what caused her to flip out and rage at everyone here on her blog. And now someone unrelated made a literally zero-effort edit of one of her pictures and she's having a meltdown again. Calling a slut a slut is a sore spot for tumblr girl, not big surprise.

>> No.17334117

>>17334090
Never heard of it
It's some westerners deviant art thing?

>> No.17334118

>>17334103
Your point?
They aren't actually OC, they're literally carbon copies of KC designs with tiny differences here and there.

>> No.17334133

>>17334118
Anon read again for what got modified

>> No.17334135

I bet the anon whiteknighting Buck is a drawfag. They all seem to stand by each other no matter how big the fuck up is.

>> No.17334138

>>17334107
They spend money to get new art though, not for nonexistant "rights". And it doesn't matter if others do it too, buck's actions are more relevant to this thread because she's selling basically KC's designs with barely any difference.

>> No.17334139
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17334139

>>17334117
My dude, I can't think of a site I've dusted through that doesn't have this as a very, very common form of income revenue for an artist
Deviantart, Tumblr, furaffinity, patreon, twitter
I remember seeing it first in 2011 but I'm positive it's been going on since before then as well.
I'm surprised its not more common knowledge. Like I stated, some artists literally do this and only this. Make a batch of characters, announce you're selling their 'rights' or whatever, people auction, prices skyrocket, chaching, someone just made 600 bucks in a weekend for just doing some drawings. Very regular.

>> No.17334143

>>17334133
I'm clearly too tired for this shit. Sorry.

>> No.17334145
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17334145

Monstergirls in silly hats!

Viccy need not apply

>> No.17334146

>>17334135
We should ban all drawfags. Fucking leeches

>> No.17334147

>>17334143
It's okay anon, it happens.

>> No.17334150

>>17334146
You're a salty dog.

>> No.17334152

>>17334145
>Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEKB7pi1mbc

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17334153

>>17334145

>> No.17334155

>>17334107
>waifufag commissioners comparable to a literal scam

>> No.17334167

>>17334107
>3000$
Have our waifufags actually spent that much?

>> No.17334168

>>17334155
I dunno man. In the food industry, when you have some new retarded thing on the menu, and some shmuck customer buys it, you serve it to them just how its advertised and how they want it and send em off with a smile, then laugh behind their back once their gone for spending money on something so stupid.
I'd imagine in the art world, and in fact in my conversations with artists I know this, when it comes to stuff like these commissions of someone's super unique and special monstergirl waifu or a new adoptable OC that they just have to have, its serving the same thing. If someone's willing to pay for something and its legal, you sell it to them with a smile and laugh about them later. To me the retards are the people buying such things, and shame on me if they really feel they got value out of that 80$ drawing of their favorite monstergirl in a summer outfit, but ultimately that's on them.
Hate the game, not the player, I guess. Whatever though.

>> No.17334176

>>17334153
Why is monster girl mad?

>> No.17334178

>>17334167
Pretty sure Gazerfag did. He just commission pictures of her standing still, just for the sake of it.

>> No.17334179

>>17334043
Ogami
Zunta

I don't know, frenquently and muscular are pretty subjective things

>> No.17334180

>>17334107
>>17334167

I've pumped over a grand into Miia (and a few other MGE girls) art and I think this is retarded and not really comparable.

When I spend cash, I'm actually getting art I want. This is buying someone's permission to use designs that are basically just normal MGE girls with accessories. Like that gazer she's selling is literally just Gazer from the profile with a shirt and some hair ties.

>> No.17334181

>>17334139
I only browse glorious jap sites like pixiv, filthy amerifat sites are trash
But anyway even if that is a thing, shouldn't be completely original artist's design? How do you sell your fan-art of other artist's art?

>> No.17334182

>>17334168
Anon I'm sorry but you're definitely retarded.
You're comparing the idea of getting art on commission with adoptable OCs which are an actual scam

>> No.17334186

>>17334176
Think about it Anon - why would a Mershark want to fly?

>> No.17334189

>>17334167
I've spent just under half that on my waifu and daughteru, but they're my girls and I'd only ever get art with them and them alone.

>> No.17334193

>>17334186
Because she's never been that high up before?

>> No.17334195

>>17334167
I've spent around 300$ and it's mostly private stuff.

>> No.17334203

>>17334167
I only spent a few hundred.

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17334207

>tfw friend will draw monstergirls for me randomly
>wont take commissions and wont let me pay her
God damn it just take my money and draw cute girls.

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17334208

>>17333266
"Twisting his words"
>Implication that Lilims dont like "cockteasing bitches" and turn them into Cockatrices
>Monster girls all having "a powerful unconditional affection" to all men.
>The canon explicitly saying monster girls hate, not only dislike, but hate men suffering.
>Repeated mentions in strong terms MGs dont give a fuck about your looks
>KC flatout stating that there are no sad endings here
>Love being the equivalent to God The Father in this setting. Meaning as long as you love whatever monster girl you have as waifu, you will triumph. The only exception being married monsters.
>KC tweet that a weak guy who confess to a Salamander will become her boyfriend and just be trained by her, rather than getting rejected, implying a sincere confession will sway any monster regardless of her standards.
>The setting material saying "lusting after each other" is proof of love to monster girls
>The setting material stating that if you have hota for a single MG she will "assault him at once and help him alleviate those desires."
>The setting stating that to monster girls wanting to fuck them makes you "cool" in their eyes while outright groping them and assaulting them makes you "wonderful"
>The Incubus profile stating Incubization will turn you into the ideal man of any monster girl. Meaning that it is irrelevant what she sees as her "ideal man" as any guy can become that through the process.
>Baphomets having men who confess to them sent into a quest or challenge that is withing his capabilities to succeed at, rather than being told "no". Despite being the one profile in the Encyclopedia that makes the claim that high ranking monsters seek superior men.
But sure getting rejected, dumped and friendzoned is a thing with Monster Girls. Well it is, with married ones.

>> No.17334209

>>17334167
I dropped something close to that for a anime ova kickstarter,
in retrospect maybey I should not have...

>> No.17334210

>>17334167
I spent a little over half that much on a mouse picture recently, and a little more than that amount on a few wonderland girls that'll get done soon.

>> No.17334214

>>17334145
Why did Miia have so many hat outfits from the MonMusu game?

>> No.17334216

>>17333664
Where do I find this?

>> No.17334218

>>17334209
Was it Under The Dogshit?

>> No.17334220

>>17334209
Nekopara? What do you get for 3k?

>> No.17334223

>>17334089
Poor anon that goes by the first case though, he is going to fight so hard to compensate for all the nights they had together before dueling.

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>>17333944

>> No.17334225

>>17334210
>over $3000 dollars for one picture

Fucking why.

>> No.17334229
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17334229

>>17334214
Because she's so stylish. Gotta have cute hats.

>> No.17334230

>>17334181
I'm not sure on the legality of it either when it comes to these such cases. It's probably hard to find every little miniscule podunk artist who makes MSpaint drawings of a licensed character then changes the colors and sells it off. Things aren't as tight knit and well regulated as you might think. Though I should say more often than not its of original characters that are only tangentially related to some other source material.
You're right, I'm not condoning it, but I'm not condemning it if you can get away with it and make cash doing so. Neutral, I guess.
>>17334182
I mean, artist 1 opens up commissions. Hypothetical waifufag 'Centaurfag' takes the slot for 80$ to buy a drawing of an MGE centaur that is their waifu. The artist is still accepting money to effectively draw an image of one of KC's characters for someone who wants a unique drawing of it.
Arist 2 has a bunch of MGE 'original characters' that they put up for adoption. Someone buys the centaur one they have for 40$. Often times in these things (not the case it would seem with Buck), the artist then offers a discount for commissions on that character, usually to bring it back up to a full commission price. So in the end, the person paid 80$ to that artist for a drawing of one of KC's designs, same as the first artist and scenario.
There are differences, they're not the exact same, for sure. But they're not as different as people make them out to be and at the end of the day, its people paying other people for art of KC's characters. So I personally don't see quite as much why one should be more abhorrant than the other. But maybe I am retarded, I unno. I haven't spent any money on drawings of someone else's design, so I got that going for me at least.

>> No.17334232

>>17334229
mmm, dat snek rump

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17334235

>>17334214
>MonMusu game

>> No.17334236

>>17334225
No i meant a little over 150. Saving up that dough was worth it though.

>> No.17334239

>>17334236
so goodish commissions got for a about 150?

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17334240

>>17334235
no, they live on, in hearts minds fan art and erotic dreams

>> No.17334241

>>17334239
No, good ones can be done cheaper. Its just because it had a high bodycount and most artists charge per body.

>> No.17334244

>>17334210
What mouse pic for 150? Is it finished?

>> No.17334246

>>17334230
When you commission somebody, you pay somebody to draw something for you.
When you adopt an OC, you pay somebody and in return you get literally nothing you did not already have.

>> No.17334247

>>17334230
You are retarded.

One is spending 80 dollars for a picture, and the other is spending 40 dollars for nothing, and in this case, that nothing is permission to use an OC that is basically just something a totally different artist actually made and doesn't mind you using.

One is paying for something, the other is paying for nothing.

>> No.17334250

>>17334240
Big, meaty cows for big groping!

>> No.17334252

>>17334244
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63814715

This one.

>> No.17334254

>>17334250
>tfw i just want a cow to touch me
innapropriatly i may add

>> No.17334259

Are you faggots fighting about MGE's utterly non existent setting again?

>> No.17334261

>>17334254
I can only imagine that getting a cow to do that would have her red as a beet and stammering as she tries to grab your dick.

>> No.17334263

>>17334210
What wonderland girls?

>> No.17334267

>>17334261
hmm, and thats before what i want her to do to me in bed

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>> No.17334273

>>17334261
What happens when she touches me and realizes I'm already rock hard in my pants?

>> No.17334274

>>17334263
Jubjub, Cheshire cat, dormouse, march hare, and Mad Hatter. It crushed my recreational funds for the next month or so but the artist has yet to let me down.

>> No.17334275

Buck already sold halfof them it looks like

>> No.17334279

>>17334273
She freezes up and lets out little awawas as she tries to figure out what she needs to do next.

>> No.17334283

>>17334267
>hmm

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17334288

>>17322978
>>17322971
>>17322955

>> No.17334289

>>17334246
You're not tellin me anything I don't know, I'm just saying if someone's willing to pay, that's on them.

>> No.17334290

>>17334270
I'd invade a nearby monster farm and shag a cow.

>> No.17334292

>>17334288
Cute!
Cute!

Shorstack goat is cute the next day!

>> No.17334298

>>17334292
>Shorstack goat
i want big aggressive goats who announce their affection by ramming with their horns

>> No.17334314

>>17334235
Game was closed?

>> No.17334317

>>17334288
Time to make her some eggs.

>> No.17334320
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17334320

>>17334279
I'll pull her in close guide her hand down my shorts, and let her feel it directly. That should get some ideas going for her.

>> No.17334323

>>17334320
ANon please.

She'll pass out at that race.

>> No.17334337

>>17334323
If she's that shy, she really will pass out once I lower her to her knees, pop open her top, and start rubbing it on her chest. Though if she hasn't gotten the point by then, I don't really know what I could do then.

>> No.17334340

>>17334337
Yeah, she's gone.
You've overloaded the cow.

>> No.17334345

>>17334298
>headbutts you from behind
>straddles you when you turn over to see what just happened
>starts "baaing" seductively

>> No.17334349

>>17334139
Holy shit she was made to breed.
>>17334101
>it grabs you with one hand by the shirt.
>"did HE send you!?"
>holy shit she's tall
>those beautiful eyes are leaving you speechless....
>they look like rubies, goddamn.
>"SAY SOMETHING!"
>oh right an amazon was manhandling you.
>tou have no idea what the fuck she's talking about.
>SHE squints skeptically
>a lightbulb turns on filling the attic with precious light.
>so it turns out a rather large demon lives here too.
>hourglass, tall, black sclera to go with those blood red eyes, and are those face wrinkles?
>she gives you a toothy grin
>"you're as stupid as you are cute, and you're really cute."
>"the name's Madonna handsome, so you're the one who's moving in huh?"
>she drops you and puts a hand on her hip.
>answer yes and say what she's doing here.
>"why, enjoying the finer things in life, apart from you, of course.~"
>she motions you to a couch and tv set hooked up with a NES system. On the opposite side is a cabinet with what looks like a liquor cabinet.
>"say, you look familiar...and that airsoft..."
>you got the airsoft for your birthday when you were...maybe 10?
>wait... Something isn't right.

>> No.17334374
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17334374

>>17334026
>>17334071

ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOUR PRACTICE HAS PAID OFF ANON

>> No.17334381

>>17334374
THE RETURN OF EROS PALADIN
and his cute wife!
https://youtu.be/zehPyQFfHCY

>> No.17334386

>>17333933
>her characters are pretty much the originals by KC
>KC who holds a copyright on the MGE series
>she doesn't have a copyright on her "deviations" of KC's intellectual property
>people actually fell for buck's jew scam
I like her work and all but damn this is disingenuous getting people to pay her to commission what are essentially KC's characters. There are probably no laws against it though, and the people who fell for this trap probably deserve to lose their money. The tanukis would be proud.

>> No.17334387

>>17334374
Get em pally! Give him the Lover's Fist!

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17334389

>tfw you get you non-/mgt/ friend hooked on the idea of being endlessly tail-fucked by a Manticore
Of all the girls to get someone with, I didn't expect it to be tailpussy.

>> No.17334395

>>17334374
I wanna see Eros Paladin benchpressing his Cupid wife

>> No.17334398

>>17334374
Holy shit seconding >>17334395

>> No.17334401

>>17334389
Tailpussy is olev.

>> No.17334406

>>17334374
I want to be as cool as Eros Paladin someday!

>> No.17334409

>>17332966
I wouldn't. I'd want her to grow up having a normal life, socializing with people her age, and finding a boy that's her age. By dicking your daughteru, you take all that away from her. It'd be very cruel to take her as a second "wife". She will always be the third wheel in the relationship. The bond you share with your wife will always be a bit more special and romantic than you and your daughteru could ever have. I guess it's a bit different if you're single and you adopted one, but it's still creepy in my book.

>> No.17334410

>>17334406
Eros Paladins must be married, anon!
Do you choose an Apsara, a Houri, a Cupid, or a Gandharva?

>> No.17334415

>>17334410
What's secret option E?

>> No.17334417

>>17334415
Their version of that dark priest which is basically the same except they wear pink, have heart pupils and just want to cuddle you and call you sickeningly sweet names.

>> No.17334418

>>17334415
The Eros Lamia! The one and only!
She's one of a kind and is a real angel of Eros and not just some desperate girl looking for a hunky studly Eros Paladin to marry!
She even has her own magical gi- uh, Eros angel outfit and she can cast all sorts of spells, like 'cook dinner' and 'hide behind rock' and 'cheer'! All high level spells of love!

>> No.17334424
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>>17334389
Funnily enough, this is how I got into monster girls. Friend showed me tailpussy, and I fell into the abyss

>> No.17334434
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>>17334417
>Sickeningly deredere nun in sexy pink nun outfit that almost loves you TOO too much
I want one so bad. Nuns are so hot.

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>>17334061
I fucking love Ittla's muscle onis.

>> No.17334436
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>>17334395
>>17334398

>> No.17334439

>>17334436
...shit

>> No.17334440

>>17334436
Well, she DOES have a large chest.

>> No.17334444

>>17334436
That arrow is not going to be a good one.

>> No.17334446

>>17334436
No! Not at all! Its a bonding activity! She's of course light as a feather! In fact I bet she would just float if you let her gracefully descend from an elevated platform! It's probably a gorgeous sight! Eros Paladin is so lucky! Please don't black arrow me!

>> No.17334447
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17334447

>>17334424
I guess it's her personality and all the opportunities for casual lewd.

That and dating/marrying her effectively amounts to several straight weeks of various forms of rough sex.

>> No.17334448

>>17334436
I believe the word the kids are using these days is "Thick".

>> No.17334449

>>17334424
MGSA was my first introduction to MGs back on /b/ a few years back. Saw the sandworm girl and that's all I needed to get hooked.

>> No.17334451

>>17334440
Was gonna say, she doesn't really stay in that skimpy outfit all too well.

>> No.17334452

>>17334436
>Eros paladin hears someone calling his wife fat
>Gives them the most testosterone filled beat down ever

>> No.17334453

>>17334436
>anons are then exploded into the sky a la team rocket by a flustered and angry Cupid while her husband marvels in awe and complements her strength

>> No.17334454

>>17334453
Does the Eros Paladin give his wife cute little headpats?

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>>17334449
i bet it was this picture

>> No.17334465

>>17334454
absolutely, he also does other supportive and loving husband type things like sending her those memes about how much he loves his wife which he learned from helping out a cheshire cat getting the attention of a cute anon

>> No.17334467

>>17334349
Alright if the thread's still up tomorrow and i have time i will continue or maybe not who knows.

>> No.17334473

>>17334465
>Eros Paladin is full dadmode
>Hey honey! Check out this 'meme'! Ha Haaa! Love you! Love, Husband. Send Email.

>> No.17334477

>>173344
Nah, it was the just had the sandworm profile image by KC. It was from MGSA, a CYOA based off of MGE characters. I did some digging on it and came across the MGE wiki.

But you can imagine my excitement when that doujin was released! I still fap to it today.

>> No.17334479

>>17334465
>"Well, my young wonderland lovesick catlady, I may not know much about these mehms, but I do know a thing or two about Love! Have you considered not humiliating this Anon fellow in public every time you see him and talking to him straight instead of in jokes the entire time?"

>> No.17334481

>>17334477
I really need to put down the bottle

>> No.17334483

>>17334436
I want to see a loveydovey ryu in a shirt - tshirt, dressshirt - too large for her with mugs of coffee
Good morning.

>> No.17334496

>>17334436
Yeah. Top heavy. Whatcha gunna do about it?

>> No.17334500
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17334500

>>17334436
>>17334395
>>17334398

>> No.17334504

>>17334500
Watch me swooce right in
Smooth~

>> No.17334507

>>17334500
If only I could be so grossly incandescent as the noble Eros Paladin
He makes love like a thunder god yet has the soul of a soft poet
Cupid is a lucky lady.

>> No.17334509

>>17334500
Cupids are really cute and I don't know why.

>> No.17334511

>>17334509
Cute outfit, shy faces, beret.

>> No.17334522

>>17334500
Be honest with us Latenight
how hard does the Eros Paladin smash that Cupid clam every night?

>> No.17334523
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17334523

I love spiders.

>> No.17334525
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>> No.17334530

>>17334522
not him, but I imagine he does it to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

>> No.17334535

>>17334500
I wonder what their daughter looks like

>> No.17334536

>>17334500
>Sweeps her off her feet
That's so cute!

>> No.17334539

>>17334525
What's she so mad about?

>> No.17334545

>>17334539
It took her two hours to tie and wear those side ties panties.

>> No.17334552

>>17334500
>Her face
She's torn between shock, rage, and an urge to take him right then & there.

>> No.17334553

Just got back from a field job and I see nothing's changed. Though it's kinda nice to think Alaska would be spared from becoming a Demon Realm if the portals opened. Or if it did, working out in the middle of nowhere, you would never know it happened.

>> No.17334556

>>17334477
>MGSA
What is that?

>> No.17334559
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17334559

>>17334553
>Alaska would be spared
I can think of several girls who would make a beeline for you just to prove you wrong

>> No.17334574
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17334574

>>17334477
>>17334479

>> No.17334581

>>17334574
meant for >>17334473
not for >>17334477

>> No.17334585

>>17334500
>you'll never bait latenight
let me just cry with my ryu over here.

>> No.17334588

>>17334559
The summers here can get pretty nice. Hell, it was 80 degrees some of the days I worked and I ended up sunburned. Had a few thunderstorms blow through too. If most monster girls can tolerate the winters, now that I think about it, Alaska would have a hugely diverse species population. It kinda does already.

>> No.17334605

>>17334574
That's really cute
>Network name 'Mnstr'
Cheeky. Eros Paladin is a good man.

>> No.17334607

I want to hire a human maid and then turn her into a Kikimora against her will when she gets uppity.

>> No.17334609

>>17334574
>He has her in his phone as 'Cupid Waifu'
And I bet he's never changed that name from when he first met her.

>> No.17334620

>>17334607
How would you do that?

>> No.17334622

>>17334620
Cursed broom

>> No.17334624

Would Romero movies be popular with Undead girls?

>> No.17334632

>>17334624
Fuck you anon.
F.

>> No.17334633

>>17334624
Some might get offended and think that they inaccurately portray undead culture. Though I'd put money on a few girls liking them. Since you're going that route, ask them their opinion on Thriller.

>> No.17334635

>>17334632
Carpenter is next.

>> No.17334655

>>17334624
I can think of one who'd like them. Especially compared to the fast zombies of today

>> No.17334658

Can a wendigo enter her own coat dimension? Yes or no? This is very important.

>> No.17334661

>>17334585
>Bait
>flat out ask him to draw something when he's in the middle of doing something completely unrelated
That's not how it works, anon

>> No.17334663

>>17334556
Monster girl survival allies
http://imgur.com/gallery/6JESY

>> No.17334665

>>17334658
of course she can

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>>17334661
You don't really even have to bait him. Just throw out an idea that's cute/funny and not repeated ad infinitum.

>> No.17334677

>>17334673
I know I've gotten plenty

>> No.17334678

>>17334620
By spiking her food, of course.
Then I'll masturbate as her shrieks of mixed anger and horror slowly morph into whimpers of love as her body changes, capping the whole thing off by cumming on her face.

>> No.17334679

>>17334635
please no

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>>17334559
>Heavy snowfall overnight
>Car is stuck in the driveway
>Ask your moose waifu to plow it for you
>She picks up a large snow shovel and charges effortlessly through the snow that goes up to her waist
>In less than a minute your car is free
>And the neighbors are pissed that she sent it all to their driveway

>> No.17334688 [SPOILER] 
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17334688

>>17334677
Same

>> No.17334694

>>17334663
Theres an updated version of that somewhere

>> No.17334698
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17334698

>>17334663
>Manticore is 102kg
Her paws aren't the only thing meaty about her

>> No.17334701

>>17334665
Good good. Thank you anon im writing something out just making sure I stick to actual canon and not headcanon.

>> No.17334703

>>17334698
Remember to not let your Manticore go too crazy on the 'TailpussyXL Female Vitality' pills.
I've heard horror stories of Tailpussy bulbs getting so huge and meaty and sopping, drooling wet that the poor girl can barely lift them without assistance.

>> No.17334706

>>17334663
I think an older version of that on /v/ is what first bought me to these threads. Might have also subconsciously planted my love for Mantis and Wyvern since those were the girls I picked.

>> No.17334710
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17334710

Squirrel News Network, your best source for news, all year round.

>> No.17334713

>>17334710
Now that's a squirrel girl who's ready for winter.

>> No.17334716
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>>17334703
>Anon starts to get used to tailpussy to the point it doesn't aheago him every time
>Manticore starts using pills that you would see advertised on those 30 minute infomercials at 4AM so she can mindbreak him again like when they first started dating

>> No.17334718

>>17334710
I hope she anchors. I wanna stare at her tits for an hour every day after work.

>> No.17334720

>>17334698
When you factor in the tail, wings, and sheer size of her paws, 102 isn't that bad. Probably a good amount of muscle on her for her to be an adventurer.

>> No.17334721

>>17334694
>>17334706
Yeah, I have a different version saved on my PC. This one I found doing a quick search, but it's missing sandworm, sea bishop, scylla, salamander, among others. Seems like a lot of the S's got cut off.

>> No.17334726

>>17334716
>Anon notices her tail is leaving a trail of tailpussyjuice around the house
She needs an intervention. Drugs aren't the way.

>> No.17334727

>>17334716
Poor Manticore. She doesn't have to make her husband a mindbroken mess every time she milks him. If anything, it means that they can cuddle or he can pleasure her while he's being milked.

And if he's strong enough to withstand her tail, their actual sex must be amazing!

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>>17334447
There's a very distinct and frankly unsettling lack of paw pads here.

>> No.17334729

>>17334716
>Not pouring dark matter into her tail by the liter

>> No.17334731

>>17334718
>She rests her breasts on the desk when they're live.
>Anon, her co-anchor, struggles to not stare at the Rata's massive tata's.
>Even the cameraman can't help but keep zooming in on her chest.

>> No.17334746

>>17334710
The real news she's known for is going around and posting all the anons fetishes online.

>> No.17334747
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17334747

>Apprentice, what is the meaning of this?

>> No.17334755

>>17334746
Might as well just come clean and beat her to the punch.
I'm Anon.
My fetish is lamiass facesitting.

>> No.17334757

>>17334747
>Arise, Darth Phallus

>> No.17334759

>>17334663
>Lilim
Ye-
>InfinityKG

>> No.17334761

>>17333664
What game is this?

>> No.17334766

>>17334747
>"I can't study when all the blood in my body is in my penis"

>> No.17334769

>>17334729
>Manticore takes a Dark matter infusion
>Her fur turns a glossy black
>Hair fades to a pinkish-white
>Runes develop on her body
>Her breasts swell and become extremely sensitive
>Hips and ass become thick, soft, and child-bearing
>Her tail is the most extreme, though
>The muscles are strong enough to bend steel and effortlessly pin an Anon
>The bulb becomes massive, bigger than a watermelon
>Each muscle can be controlled individually for pinpoint precision milking
>The suction and pressure are like a vacuum
>Her venom is so potent, a single prick can keep a man going for a fortnight
>The lubricant is thick as honey, with a faintly sweet smell & taste
>It's also infused with a potent aphrodisiac, comparable to her previous venom with prolonged exposure
>She get's a lot of pleasure from using it, able to cum just from tail milking now. Even a slight touch causes it to quiver and bloom open

>> No.17334773

>>17334755
Yeah it's easy enough to say here, but what about when she's set up a fancy website that lists all the fetishes of all the anons living in the immediate area of the user? Life can become pretty hard I'll tell you.

>> No.17334781

>>17334773
Is that why the same dark priestess who tries to talk to me every day suddenly started wearing toeless shoes?

>> No.17334785

>>17334747
Your hot, semi-naked body is distracting me from my studies, so I got you something known as 'pants'.

>> No.17334802

>>17334785
>"My research has explained that these are what are referred to as "spats" and will only inflame your desires"

>> No.17334808
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17334808

no lewds allowed, only kissu

>> No.17334822

>>17334802
That's only because you don't get enough exercise Master, your rear-end has grown in size as of late.

>> No.17334827

So what's new

>> No.17334832

>>17334827
George Romero died.

>> No.17334835

>>17334832
It's fine, he'll walk it off.

>> No.17334840

>>17334835
You can't walk off death.

>> No.17334843

>>17334835
Yeah he'll respawn in like 3 rounds

>> No.17334845

>>17334832
>Died in his sleep, with his wife and daughter at his side, listening to music from his favorite movie
As depressing as it is, can't think of a more comfy way to go. F.

>> No.17334853

>>17334822
>"Oh? The size of my rear-end? Or could it be that spats without underwear conform to the lines of my vulva and appears as though I'm wearing nothing but black paint? I've read that humans curiously consider clothing that highlights sexuality is more arousing than simple nudity"

>> No.17334865
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>>17334853
Dang book zombie is too smart for her own good. But her assistant's right, it's very distracting to be walking around naked all the time, even if he was a boob for his choice of clothes. And it can't be safe having that much exposed skin in a lab.

>> No.17334870

>>17334865
If her apprentice didn't know better, he would think she's trying to seduce him. Walking around the lab with that fat-bottom, wearing no pants.

>> No.17334876
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17334876

Corrupting innocent, pure nuns into slovenly, depraved and love-devoted monstergirl versions of nuns

>> No.17334883

>>17334876
Dark Priests, Succubi and Demons love doing that I bet.

>> No.17334894

>>17334876
>Demon Nun is playing the looong game, disguised as the head of a convent in a small mountain town
>Can see the desires of the nuns that come through
>One in particular confesses to her one day that she feels she has sinned for having feelings for the local boy, anon
>Demon sets about a delicate game of suggesting and prodding and nudging her in the right direction to fall, heavily, into corruption and depravity directed towards monsterization and raping anon
I'd fucking read the hell out of it.
I bet she has other monstergirl disguised friends in town too, like the aforementioned dark priest as another nun, an older succubus as a 'sweet old granny', and a Devil who acts as a little orphan girl

>> No.17334901

>>17334894

>lonely demon sets up a human summoning circle

what's inside the circle, fags?

>> No.17334904

>>17334876
Nun outfits are great anon, I'd love to doing some corruption roleplay with my waifu and/or daughteru while they wear their latex nun outfits.

>> No.17334907

>>17334876
>town gets hit by a Dark Matter bomb
>Your sweet kind young nun takes you in for shelter in the cathedral, but not without getting blasted all over her body first
>Over the next hour she slowly transforms into an extra lewd Dark Priest with a loooong, prehensile tongue and a ravenous pussy

>> No.17334916

Will whoever is making love to their Ryu please let up? The desert monsoons aren't supposed to be this strong.

>> No.17334919

>>17334904
The latex and implied eroticism parts sounds meh but a daughteru dressed as a nun sounds adorable.

>> No.17334925

>>17334853
Talk of vulvas make me too erect

>>17334876
Don't corrupt pure qts

>> No.17334929

>>17334876

I'd rather see sexually repressed, bitter but secretly lonely nuns corrupted.

>> No.17334931

>>17334901
Licking fruit, Human Boy Encyclopedia, Her favorite dildo, and a clay statue in the shape of a human.

>> No.17334932

>>17334929
Oh its aaaaall good. Any kind of nun getting corrupted is diamond inducing

>> No.17334933

>>17334925
I've found that vulva is a more erotic word than vagina

Maybe it's because it's not used as often

>> No.17334936
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>>17334904
Corrupt nun roleplay with Shog wife

>> No.17334937

>>17334936
Sounds spooky.

>> No.17334940

>>17334936
Sounds fun!

>> No.17334944

>>17334904
I have a feeling that lots of corrupted nuns would opt for latex uniforms instead of regular ones.

>> No.17334945

>>17334936
>Double
No thank you, good sir.

>> No.17334946

>>17334933
Agreed. Vulva is very erotic especially puffy vulva.

>> No.17334959

>>17334933
Cunny is a better word for it.

>> No.17334960

>>17334959
That word makes me sick for some reason

>> No.17334968

>>17334936
Corrupt Joan of Arc roleplay with a Succubus.

>> No.17334969
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17334969

>>17334945
you have something against cute abominations

>> No.17334986

>>17334916
Thank you.

>> No.17334987

>>17334969
Yes.

>> No.17334991

>>17334969
Cute ones, no. Double's actual form is not cute.

>> No.17335035

>>17334986
I guess you're going for round two?
>Reminder for all Ryu Husbands:
>Please Fuck Responsibly

>> No.17335038

What do you do when you have a MG daughteru who is the perfect height for nuzzling and sniffing your crotch when she gives you hugs, and when she does give you hugs she both nuzzles and sniffs quite enthusiastically?

>> No.17335053

>>17335038
Give her a spanking and make her wear a clothespin on her nose.

>> No.17335064

>>17335035
I wonder if drought-prone regions will contract ryus to live there? And on that, how would you maintain a stable climate when there are girls capable of causing typhoons or blizzards every time their husband wants to get his dick wet? Would their be some sort of registry for them, or would they have to live in certain locations?

That sounds really racist reading it, but you have to think about it rationally.

>> No.17335067

>>17335038
Tell her that the scent she is smelling isn't my dick, but what her mom's insides smell like

>> No.17335074

>>17335067
that's gross anon, you should wash your bits.

>> No.17335089

>>17335038
All daughterus go through the stage where this height: what I do for my daughterus is kneel down to hug them. I'm a manlet but I'll still kneel down to hug them because I want to properly embrace them and love them.

>>17335053
Good punishment but maybe a little mean for me.

>>17335067
Good anon

>>17335074
>not letting your waifu mark you with her scent

>> No.17335093

>>17335067
"Does your mom smell good?"
>"What? I'm smelling you, daddy?"
>smuglaugh.exe

>> No.17335133

>>17335093
If your dick doesn't smell like your wife's perfume, you're not a good husband

>> No.17335143

>>17335133

>Implying my wifes perfume doesn't smell like my dick

It's her favorite smell and it clearly makes her as taken.

>> No.17335151
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17335151

Boobie bullying

>> No.17335161

>>17335151
Nice. But flat chests getting bullied by big chests is better.

>> No.17335163

>>17335151
Hey I recognize that filthy knife-eared slut

>> No.17335178

>>17335161
Overdone. Big chests getting bullied by bigger chests is more fun.
>>17335163
Care to share, good sir?

>> No.17335181

>>17335178
Asking for a source on an elf is usually a bad idea

>> No.17335186

>>17335181
I'm pretty open-minded. Try me.

>> No.17335188

>>17335178
Western smut series called Manaworld. Please note that picture is not the artstyle of most of the pictures

Often has the "fat/ugly/old/gross man" syndrome. I liked the recent one where she got fucked by robots and was made to lactate, though

>> No.17335189

>>17334876
The corruptionfags fear the purification

>> No.17335192

>>17335188
>"fat/ugly/old/gross man" syndrome
Why do artists insist on ruining their work with this?

>> No.17335196

>>17335192
Man I dunno. It's got something to do with humilitation but fuck me if it's not serving a nice piece of cake on the same plate as a freshly laid shit

>> No.17335204

Human males don't have nearly the diversity the way monster girls do with different species. What do you think they talk about in their /hmt/ since it's not comparing species?

>> No.17335211
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17335211

Getting kabe-don'd by a Dragon!
The full doujin drops at C92 but I doubt we'll ever get scans

>> No.17335213

>>17335204
Professions, personalities and interests.

>> No.17335215

>>17335178
What about a big chested girl getting bullied by a bigger chested girl who bullies a guy into fucking the first girl's tits?
It's inevitably going to end in double Paizuri.

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>>17335215
Go on...

>> No.17335224

>>17335211
>I doubt we'll ever get scans


Fucking reeeeeee

>> No.17335226

>>17335222
Basically a super busty girl bullies a less busty girl into laying back and letting a boy she's bullying fuck her massive milkjugs.
Eventually she starts to get jealous of how into it both her "victims" get and forces her own tits into the Paizuri.
Then the reverse bullying where her victims team up to turn the tables on her begins.
That ends in the bullied boy taking her virginity while the bullied monstergirl spanks her.

>> No.17335230 [DELETED] 

>>17334089
That would likely be an express way to make a man match her. If she cockblocks him from fucking her until he can fight her, I think poor Sally will find out she is getting more than she is biting more than she can chew. No really, I mean, think about it. Mamono Mana responds to emotional desires to the point lingering regrets can create new life and emotions turn inanimate objects into monster girls, it transform monsters and incubuses according to the desire of their mate. Dark Mages are just human women that had a strong desire and absorbed mamono mana. Now imagine a guy that tasted hot Salamander pussy, meaning she introduced her mana into him, with her own desire of a powerful warrior, being increasingly 24/7 thirsty for her and being denied until he can challenge her, imagine the thirst of an average virgin anon for his waifu multiplied by the thousands. The guy is going to become a black hole of mamono mana, entirely focused with one goal: fuck her brains out. I can imagine a scenario where she just takes him to what should be an average training, the guy just cant stand anymore and just explodes assaulting her. At first she is amused, until she finds he is fighting harder than he should, very excited she takes her metallic sword to put and end and reward him. The glee on her face turns into arousal as she finds out somehow his training wooden sword is matching her metal one. With her final technique she breaks it "Now that the fight I was looking for!" satisfied that she finally got the fight she wanted, she strikes him with her manono silver weapon to pin him and rape him, yet she finds that as mamono silver wounds makes you horny, it only makes him stronger and he fights with his bare hands. Worried but more excited than ever, she moves the fight to a high mamono mana place where she will be able to knock him out with a special technique. The flames of arousal turn into horror as she witness him shake all the mana in the environment. His eyes are black holes looking hungrily at her to take in one fucking all this pent up lust. She now feels like a teen human boy looking at the fiercest, baddest and most lustful Hellhound in the entire planet. She finally fully recognize him as her husband and wants to fuck him, she just ironically fears to not survive the sex of she cant calm him down first. Minutes latter we can witness a scared Salamander running away from a literal mana hurricaine, monsterizing all the towns unfortunate enough to be caught in her escape running.

>> No.17335232

>>17335226
>that everything
Thanks for the fap fuel for the evening, anon.

>> No.17335235

>>17334223
That would likely be an express way to make a man match her. If she cockblocks him from fucking her until he can fight her, I think poor Sally will find out she is biting more than she can chew. No really, I mean, think about it. Mamono Mana responds to emotional desires to the point lingering regrets can create new life and emotions turn inanimate objects into monster girls, it transform monsters and incubuses according to the desire of their mate. Dark Mages are just human women that had a strong desire and absorbed mamono mana. Now imagine a guy that tasted hot Salamander pussy, meaning she introduced her mana into him, with her own desire of a powerful warrior, being increasingly 24/7 thirsty for her and being denied until he can challenge her, imagine the thirst of an average virgin anon for his waifu multiplied by the thousands. The guy is going to become a black hole of mamono mana, entirely focused with one goal: fuck her brains out. I can imagine a scenario where she just takes him to what should be an average training, the guy just cant stand anymore and just explodes assaulting her. At first she is amused, until she finds he is fighting harder than he should, very excited she takes her metallic sword to put and end and reward him. The glee on her face turns into arousal as she finds out somehow his training wooden sword is matching her metal one. With her final technique she breaks it "Now that the fight I was looking for!" satisfied that she finally got the fight she wanted, she strikes him with her manono silver weapon to pin him and rape him, yet she finds that as mamono silver wounds makes you horny, it only makes him stronger and he fights with his bare hands. Worried but more excited than ever, she moves the fight to a high mamono mana place where she will be able to knock him out with a special technique. The flames of arousal turn into horror as she witness him shake all the mana in the environment. His eyes are black holes looking hungrily at her to take in one fucking all this pent up lust. She now feels like a teen human boy looking at the fiercest, baddest and most lustful Hellhound in the entire planet. She finally fully recognize him as her husband and wants to fuck him, she just ironically fears to not survive the sex of she cant calm him down first. Minutes latter we can witness a scared Salamander running away from a literal mana hurricaine, monsterizing all the towns unfortunate enough to be caught in her escape run route.

>> No.17335236

>>17335232
What girls do you imagine in the scenario anon?
I think it'd work well with an Apophis and a Pharaoh.

>> No.17335253

>>17335236
Jinko and Hinezumi. Cat >> Mouse. Lion >>>> Cat. Tiger >>>> Lion. Martial arts tiger >>>>>>>>>> martial arts mouse.

>> No.17335264

>>17335236
The basic bitch idea would be a holst and minotaur, but I kind of want a Wyvern and Dragon

>> No.17335265
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Ok boys I wrote a thing about anon searching for his Wendigo. I hope you guys enjoy it. Kinda long and SFW.
https://pastebin.com/hdVuirfY

>> No.17335269

>>17335264
Which one would be the bully though?

>> No.17335277

>>17335269
Wyvern bullies Anon for not being strong enough to beat her, Dragon bullies Wyvern for being an 'inferior' girl. Works on two levels with their species and their tits.

>> No.17335308

>>17335265
Any particular reason you're not saving these all under a singular pastebin account? Anon pastes are hard as hell to keep track of.

>> No.17335388

>>17333933
>They are almost sold out
You guys know the gross combination of crying and laughing at the same time? That's how I'm feeling right now.

>> No.17335392

>>17334288
I know how what that satyros feels like right now.

>> No.17335453

>>17335204
There would be various human boys media, mangas, anime, 18+ games, etc...
There would also be a Human Boys Encyclopedia written by a Baphomet that compiles all the various types of boys out there
Some types would cause huge debates whenever they get brought up, like the endless war between monster girls who say the Abused Shota types need rape, and the ones who say they need healing without sex
Or the NEET types who some say are pure and innocent because of their lack of interactions with the opposite sex, while the majority says that they are complete perverts with years of porn consumption under their belt

>> No.17335589 [DELETED] 

>>17335265
>no NTR
Lame

>> No.17335594

>>17335265
Good to see more wendigo content, thanks anon.

>> No.17335597

>>17335265
>proper Wendigo content
>without any stupid memes
Anon, get yourself a free pastebin account. I'd read more or your work.

>> No.17335602 [DELETED] 

>>17335589
That anubis story was really good, we need more stories like that. My only problem with it was the guy not being shocked or upset, it would have made the ending so much sweeter.

>> No.17335606

So after reading some old comments on how life would be with a "simple" monster like a Dorome I've done some thinking and some more reading on the background material.

First thing is, unless your fine with complete hedonism 24/7 (which might be the case) you would want something else that you could put effort into and take pride in. But you don't want something that would take you away from your loving wife and make her sad.

So in the case of a Dorome, I'd open a relaxing for monster couples where they could relax in mud made perfect by my wife and her control over her element. She would not have to be away from me, she would be happy to help me do something that's important to me, I could tell her that we are also making other humans and monsters very happy like us. And if I ever need a break I've got my own happy and lewd mudbath right close by.

>> No.17335619

>>17335606
That's true with most monster girls, not just simple minded ones

If you marry a Manticore, you can become her 24/7 slut and enjoy a straightforward life of lewdness with not much else going on
Or you can spend some of your time doing something else (hobby, work ,etc...) and then spend the rest being intimate with your wife
It's a personal choice that depends more on your and your wife's preferences rather than whether or not she's simple minded

>> No.17335638

>>17335619
What you say is true, I more got into thinking about since those old comments talked about simple girls specifically being boring/unstimulating to live with. I wouldn't say no to a Sandworm wanting me to stay inside her body for as long as I could but at some point it might be fun to see other places in the demon realm.

>> No.17335658
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Be careful who you trust, she may be a demon.

>> No.17335660

>>17335638
Boring is synonym to quiet, comfy and simple so it's not a clear negative
Enjoying yourself in a Sandworm with nothing but you and her inside is great, though not for everyone
Simple monster girls tend to be submissive, so you can easily convince them to spend time on a work/hobby with you

>> No.17335661

>>17335658
>trusting women
What kind of fool do you take me for?

>> No.17335666 [DELETED] 

>>17335602
Muh nigga, NTR without MC suffering is just cuckshit

>> No.17335667

>>17335658
Do not trust those with red eyes, as red eyes are unnatural. Also beware young people with white hair, either they have insane amounts of stress or they're a whole lot older than they say.

>> No.17335680 [DELETED] 

>>17335666
That's fine if it's what the writer was going for. Monster boys were the issue.

>> No.17335685

>>17335658
>the human form looks sexier than the demon. I'm starting to wonder if I even like monstergirls at this rate.
>>17335667
Red eyes are sexy as fuck and I'll always be disappointed that they aren't possible in reality without wearing contacts.

>> No.17335687

>>17335658
If a very attractive woman approaches you without any solid reason then she's a monster girl in disguise for sure

>>17335667
Exotic eye and hair colors are normal in fantasy settings
Well, they're normal but not common. If you see someone with blue hair chances are they are not just a random NPC

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>>17335658
Be just as careful. She might be an eldritch god!

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Trendy spiders.

>> No.17335704

>>17335688
Pochi really needs to learn how to draw arse.

>> No.17335745
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>"nice place huh?"
>"what're you getting?"

>> No.17335756

>>17335745
Away from you.

>> No.17335759

>>17335756
You're going to make her even more bitter than lemons.

>> No.17335766

>>17335745
This is when you say "I dont know but i could eat you."

Always choose the lewd route.

>> No.17335768

>>17335756
>Anon was then killed in his sleep
You won't be getting away from her once your soul is in her cage

>> No.17335790

>>17334525
Is this an artist OC?

>> No.17335810

I want fat faceless old women to make me their boytoy and destroy any hopes i had of marriage.

>> No.17335811 [DELETED] 

>NTRfaggots still haven't been purged

>> No.17335817
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>>17335658
>sharkteeth
Those fit Demons like a glove holy shit.

>> No.17335831

>>17335817
Cute BB

>> No.17335832

>>17335817
Cute demon

>> No.17335845

>>17335810
How does a fat faceless monster girl ruins a boy for marriage?
Surely it involves rape and drugs, but even then you'd still be salvageable

>> No.17335852

>>17333320
Relax people, remember monstergirls don't exist! You aren't gonna deal with either mamono mojo or the lack of it. Erryone's happy.

>> No.17335860

>>17335845
>salvageable
You mean soaked in female juices in a dark alley with a manticore needle in your arm?
The jaded look doesn't help either.

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>no mofu magic to make my back not hurt

>> No.17335865

>>17335756
Congratulations, anon. You made a Wisp depressed.

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>>17334095
>Remember when some writefags were talking about doing paid stories? That was no where near as scummy as this, and yet everyone universally told them to never mention the idea again and to fuck off.

>tfw your story with the most rave reviews of recent memory was a commission you barely put any effort into

>> No.17335868

>>17335658
I like watching the human version of monstergirls and vice versa.

>> No.17335871

>>17335658
I like her human disguised form just as much.

>> No.17335877

>>17335871
Same

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>>17335860
I didn't say it would be easy
It would require months, if not year of tender healing from a gentle monster girl but you would still be able to become married and forget about that fat old faceless _____ who tried to ruin your life

>>17335863
Meanwhile there are foxes so lonely that they must hug their own mofu
This needs to change ASAP.

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>>17335704
I think she does fine enough.

>> No.17335889

>>17335878
>ruin your life

Maybe she just couldn't confess the normal way?

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>>17335871
>>17335877
>your thicc Demon onee-san will never molest you while disguised in her human form before outright raping you in her Demon form

>> No.17335905

>>17335878
Which mg would be strong enough to clean the femcum off his face just to see him smile again?
>>17335889
Fat facless old monsters can only smile when you ahegao.

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>>17335658
This is from an upcoming fangame
Pic related

>>17335889
Are you implying that fat old faceless monster girls are just extremely shy and too awkward to ask cute boys out?

>> No.17335911

>>17335871
>>17335877
Are you sayin' that

that

OMG SHE WAZ BETTAR AS A HUUUMAAAAN!!!11

?

>> No.17335922

>>17335911
No, and go fuck yourself for typing like that you faggot.

>> No.17335924

>>17335911
Yes, human girls are better

>> No.17335937

>>17335893
>no onee-san will ever molest you.

>> No.17335944
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>>17335893
This is why girls who can transform into their monster state. Then they show you how much of an animal they can really be. Honorable mention to kitsunes as well.

>> No.17335952

>>17335922
Make me

>> No.17335976
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>>17335937
Stop crushing my dreams!

>> No.17335984

>>17335889
They can't hit on boys because they smell like vanilla fron eating ice cream.

>> No.17335997

>>17335976
>you wont ever cuddle with anyone who loves you.
Theres only depression here.

>> No.17336020

>>17335871
Nothing wrong with that. There's something nice about a girl with multiple forms, especially one you could take out in public in areas where monsters are rare.
>>17335906
>This is from an upcoming fangame
I hope it gets translated.

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>>17335997
You're driving me to drink anon.

>> No.17336029

>>17336024
>no strong wife to leglock you/ride you
Eventually you will lose all hope too.

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>>17336024
Succubus milk?

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>>17336029
Yamero!
>>17336046
Succ milk you.

>> No.17336079

>>17336064
>you wont be milked ever.
I'm sorry.

>> No.17336100

>>17336064
Best succubus.

>> No.17336141

I wanna be the head coach of the P'Orc Olympic Beach Volleyball team!

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>>17335878
You call that real mofu?

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>>17336147

>> No.17336154

>>17336141
First they start as the ball, but I'm sure if you coach them nicely they'll become great players.

>> No.17336188 [DELETED] 

>>17335606
My wife is Minotaur. I think we will open a shop or maybe have her work as a bouncer, she would look really se-
in: Monster Girl Encyclopedia Wiki
Minotaur
Monster Information
Family / Type
Minotaur / Beastman
Habitat
Plains, caves, and dungeons like labyrinths
Disposition
Aggressive, ferocious
Diet
Omnivorous, mainly prefers meat
Table of Contents


Encyclopedia Entry:

A beastman type monster with the characteristics of an ox. They are monster warriors that have freakish strength and can effortlessly swing enormous weapons. Their temperament is extremely rough, and since they don’t think much and their actions are guided by emotion, they are exceedingly dangerous monsters.

They’re extremely ferocious, and when they spot a human man of their liking, they practically charge in and assault him immediately in an effort to force intercourse. Since they have boundless stamina, they take much pleasure in unilaterally raping men, and they like rough sex. Once they get a hold of a man, he’ll be forced to go along with it until he becomes exhausted and passes out.


A minotaur violated by her husband under influence of Raging Mushroom
Also, since they get aroused when they see the color red, and become even more ferocious, if you’re wearing red clothes, it’s almost guaranteed that you’ll be targeted by these vicious beasts that have nothing in mind but greedily devouring a phallus with their vagina, so you should be careful.

In this way, they are extremely dangerous monsters, but actually they are often encountered sleeping. They spend most their day sleeping. After eating they pretty much just go back to sleep right then and there. Something minor won’t wake them up. Also, after having sex with a human man, if they like the man, they’ll fall asleep while embracing him. Such a man won’t be released. He’ll start being treated as their husband.

They tend to be very lazy. Only rarely do they take an active interest in anything other than eating, sleeping, and sex. On the contrary, they have a powerful interest in these three things. Food, sleep, and sex are the only things that are always on their mind, and especially after getting a husband, they become almost entirely occupied with having sex with him. Their daily life with their husband will largely be spent having sex with him, aside from when they’re eating or sleeping.

It is said that when they go to sleep, sleeping while embracing their husband makes them happier than anything else.
>After having plenty of sex during the day, and becoming exhausted, they will sleep peacefully with their husband embraced in their arms. Eventually, once they awaken and see the dear face of their beloved in their arms, they’ll go and ravish him from first thing in the morning.
>Their day starts with rough sex with their man first thing after rising, and they will continue to have sex until sunset, they’ll hug their man and go back to sleep again with pleasant fatigue. Rinse, wash, and repeat.
Oh well nevermind, back to get raped by muscles it is.

>> No.17336206
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>>17336100
Yes.

>> No.17336208

>>17333933
>almost all are successfully sold
Kek. Buck rules, mgt drools.

>> No.17336211

>>17335606
My wife is a Minotaur, I think we will put a shop and she would be the bouncer, she would look really se-
>After having plenty of sex during the day, and becoming exhausted, they will sleep peacefully with their husband embraced in their arms.
>Eventually, once they awaken and see the dear face of their beloved in their arms, they’ll go and ravish him from first thing in the morning.
>Their day starts with rough sex with their man first thing after rising, and they will continue to have sex until sunset, they’ll hug their man and go back to sleep again with pleasant fatigue. Rinse, wash, and repeat.
Oh well nevermind, back to get raped by muscles it is.

>> No.17336217
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>you will never ram a spider girl's asshole until she gets pregnant
Why live?

>> No.17336223

>>17336211
I saw that fail, anon. You should go back to your mino.

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Looks like Ace actually found someone willing to do mantis in wedding dress

>> No.17336234

>>17336228
Dog bless the man.

>> No.17336260
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How goes it?

>> No.17336290

>>17336260
>mid life crisis hair

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>>17336290
Do you really? That's unfortunate.

>> No.17336305

>>17336298
>namefag
>red anon

>> No.17336309

>>17336305
? Anon has always been red.

>> No.17336315

>namefagging

>> No.17336324

>>17336315
Who are you quoting?

>> No.17336337

>>17336298
Ah, I remember who this girl is. It's one of the goddess or whatever from /monster/

>> No.17336341

Why are people so triggered by my name?
Is this one less obnoxious?

>> No.17336342

>>17336309
On /monster/, this isn't /monster/.

>> No.17336347

>>17336324
>>62906

>> No.17336350

>>17336341
This isn't /monster/. Just be normal like everyone else.

>> No.17336352

>>17336337
>/monster/
?

>> No.17336359

>>17336341
No, kill your self.

>> No.17336364
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Does anon require healing services by a pure dark elf priestess?

>> No.17336369
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Falling for such obvious bait, you Anons are like helpless fish waiting to get snagged on the hook of some oceanic Monster Girl.

>> No.17336372

>>17336341
Fuck off retard

Also anonymous has always been green, dear newfag from memechan.

>> No.17336375

>>17336364
How does the healing process occur?

>> No.17336380

>>17336369
Can i volunteer for such a thing?

>> No.17336382

>>17336375
Via handholding and body presses,maybe kissing on top of it

>> No.17336384

>>17336364
How can a man resist dark elf ass? If one teases me like that she wouldn't be walking straight.

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>>17336350
>>17336359
>>17336372
Don't wanna.

>> No.17336392

>>17336369
I want to go diving with my Raiju friend and I want to hug a kraken with her.

>> No.17336415

>>17336392
I wanna be cuddled and claimed by Kraken twins as their otoutohusbando!

>> No.17336424

>>17336415
I wanna shock the kraken underwater so hard she'll keep cumming and releasing tons of ink while also squishing me with her tentacles!

>> No.17336452

>>17336384
You wouldnt abuse a pure dark elf healer anon,they are fragile innocent things

>> No.17336463

>>17336452
If she wore a short dress or skirt and boots she wouldn't be able to go on adventures with me. I'd fuck her way too much.

>> No.17336465

>>17336364
What about pure dark priestess

>> No.17336469

>>17336424
Sounds hot
I can hear her frantically screaming in pleasure

>> No.17336475

>>17336463
You can only fuck the healers after they do a good job keeping you alive

not before,that makes them lazy

>> No.17336481

Would you divorce your Kraken waifu if she accidentally squirted ink during sex?
Surely, you don't stand for such a shameful act.

>> No.17336485

>>17336475
She wouldn't really be my healer, just a magical onahole.

>> No.17336500

>>17336469
No one can hear her scream underwater. But yeah, I'd love to shove my dick inside her pussy and shock her so hard she has the strongest orgasm of her life and squeezes my cock, milking all of my cum.

>>17336481
She'd get teased and I'd snowball it with her.

>> No.17336504

>>17336481
Never, the opposite! I encourage her to squirt more as I finger her while she gets me off with a tentacle onahole and whimpers and moans in my ear!

>> No.17336517

>>17336500
Just imagine her back arching fully and her arms wildly clawing at the ground below her!
I wouldn't shock my kraken before but now I want to!
Also snowballing ink is very lewd and good!

>> No.17336525

>>17336500
>She'd get teased
That's plain cruel, it's not her fault if you make her feel so good that she can't hold it in anymore

>>17336504
>Violently fingering your Kraken waifu to the point where she can't help but squirt out all her ink
That's gonna make one hell of a mess, do it underwater unless you want to clean a huge puddle of love juices, ink and sweat

>> No.17336542

>>17336525
Either underwater or on land, I'd tell her to look and see how lewd and messy she's being! I'd tell her what a horny, slick mess she is and give her some extra fingers, including one in the other hole!
I do it for love!

>> No.17336546

>>17336517
I'd rather have her be on my lap in lotus with all of her tentacles wrapped around my legs and back. We'd be having vanilla and lewd sex with her ufufuing here and there, and then just before I was about to cum a huge erotic current would go through her body, making her tense up and claw my back, her tentacles pulling me even closer and her mouth screaming right there in my ear.
After having a mind shattering orgasm she'd slump on top of me and ink would start leaking everywhere. She'd get really embarrassed and even then I'd start eating her out.

>>17336525
Her embarrassed face would be to hard not to tease. I'd probably take a few naughty pictures during her moments of weakness too.

>> No.17336548

>>17336452
>have a pure Dark Elf healer in your party
>she's way too pure (never even left her convent before she met you)
>wears a nun outfit and habit that is closer to lingerie
>still doesn't understand why you have to 'use the bathroom' constantly on your trips

>> No.17336556

>>17336369
To be fair, there's little you can do when you're a shipwreck survivor. Fortunately Poseidon in MGE is a based goddess.

She'll protect you until some aquatic monster girl finds you.

>> No.17336558

What sort of school would you send your monstergirl daughterus to anon? Would it be a coed public school or one of those all-monstergirl schools because you don't want her raping any poor shotas?

What types of extracurricular activities would she/they be in to?

>> No.17336577

>>17336556
But what if I want Posideon to be my waifu?

>> No.17336578

>>17336558
I'd send her to a normal school. Maybe a coed private one but I think she'd do fine no matter what.

She'd most likely join the gardening club or something like that.

>> No.17336600

>>17336558
>Unagi-Joro
A regular school, though I'd be worried about her being around boys and men. Unagi-Joros seem like the kind of species that grows breasts before even reaching puberty
>What types of extracurricular activities would she/they be in to?
Unagi-Joros are vanilla species when it comes to what they enjoy doing.
Tea club, culinary class and swimming club though again I'd be worried about that last one

How would you react if your <10 year old daughter brought home her swimming teacher because he became her onii-chan?

>> No.17336602

>>17336558
My waifu and I would probably just send her to a regular coed public school, at least for elementary school. Then, depending on my daughter's academic interests and my waifu's level of insistence, we might send her to a private middle school for magical science if it seems like she wants to pursue the same career as her mother.

Regardless of what school she'd end up going to, I've always imagined monstergirl schools starting later and ending earlier than normal human schools, plus homework would be very rare. I feel like monstergirls would put a lot more emphasis on family and other personal relationships so long school hours wouldn't be as important.

As far as extracurriculars go though, I'm sure my daughteru would love to join the tennis club, and maybe another club or two depending on what she wants.

>> No.17336622

>>17336600
>How would you react if your <10 year old daughter brought home her swimming teacher because he became her onii-chan?
As long as he treats her right it'll be fine.

>> No.17336624

>>17336548
>She sees it one day
>Acts extremely flirty and throwing innuendos as she heals from that point onwards

>> No.17336634

>>17336600
You wouldn't need to worry about the teachers. They know how to lie and say that they are already married, they'd even wear fake rings.

>> No.17336636

>>17336546
>eating out your desperatly orgasming Kraken as she's cumming so hard she's squirting ink
My man! Perfect!

>> No.17336643

>>17336558
She'd go to Miss Bapho's School for the Genitally Gifted Girls, to fulfill her lifelong dream of becoming a world renowned cunny model!

>> No.17336650

>>17336634
No need to worry about your daughter(s) actively seducing their teacher.
What's worrying is when your daughter is so cute and lovely that her mere mannerism could cause a teacher to awaken to his lolicon tendencies.
If your daughter is one of the notoriously cute species (Familiar, Wendigo, etc...) homeschooling might be the only way

>> No.17336651
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17336651

Salamanderfags, it is a fact that no one here can even give a Salamander even a bad fight, which means 100% of Salamanderfags (well, except that guy that wants one without training at all) will get trained by their waifu.
How will she approach your training? Will it be an outright training regime or will she do it like that anon's story where she will disguise the training as sexy activities and instense foreplay that so that it will not feel as training?

>> No.17336657

>>17336650
You could also just dick the daughteru so she'll already be taken.

>> No.17336662

>>17336643
>Miss Bapho's School for the Genitally Gifted Girls
I hate your guts mr. cunnyposter but I kek'd at this.

>> No.17336669

>>17336636
I used to be neutral towardd krakens, but I have to say the thought of her having such strong orgasms like that and wrapping me head in tentacles as she moans my name is extrenelly arousing. The idea of kraken twins also sounds nice.

I want to make a kraken feel good even if it ends with my face completely covered in her ink!

>> No.17336674

Anubi are for ________

>> No.17336675

>>17336657
A father should appreciate his daughter's cuteness with his heart first, and if that's not enough his dick second.
I'm happy just loving her with my heart.

>> No.17336679

>>17336650
I definitely wouldn't need to worry about that. My daughteru would be more cool than cute.

>> No.17336680

>>17336558
Oh no, my daughterus are doing their primary school, then going to military school to be like their mother

But it's ok as they'll still have time to rape the local shota they love. One of the soft fragile ones.

>> No.17336681
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I love it that my waifu's muscled arms are so big I can use them as a daki.

>> No.17336687

>>17336674
body worship, especially the tummy.

>> No.17336688

>>17336651
They're Salamanders.
ALL training is foreplay to them

>> No.17336690

>>17336651
I want to be forced to do a bunch of ridiculous shit that looks like a Symphogear training montage.

>> No.17336697

>>17336364
>dark elfs
>pure
Good one.

>> No.17336698

>>17336651
I'd way rather train by myself and then fight a salamander. It seems better that way.

>> No.17336707

>>17336669
Just think of how crazy horny and happy she would be to cum and squirt ink over and over again into your face, her tentacles aimlessly squeezing and slapping your back as she ahegaos and slurs your name. Then how she'd dote on you after with cute embarrassment to clean you up!
And for me, the twins would just double the squish and ufufu, as well as the massive tandem orgasms and inkshots! We'd all be tangled up and messy afterward!

>> No.17336712

What would Kraken ink even taste like?

>> No.17336714

>>17336712
Salty milk and coins.

>> No.17336722

>>17336674
>tags: loli, anal

>> No.17336723

>>17336712
Bags of sand

But really it's a savory delicacy

>> No.17336725

>>17336707
It would be great. After cleaning up she'd pull me to bed and I'd be wrapped with her tentacles. She'd play with my hair and give me a few kisses, mentioning how naughty I was for making her do things like that and how much she loves me before giving some nuzzles and ending both of us drifting to sleep.

>> No.17336731

>>17336698
When portals open you will go to your waifu immdiately anon. I mean, there is no way you will be able to wander alone in MGE world, guarantee to not get claimed by another monster and train yourself to Salamander level, I doubt Order training can do that, at least not without the hero blessing and/or years of training.

>> No.17336733

>>17336674
Fucking doggy style in front of a mirror and showing that she's not a proud office woman, she's a bitch in heat.
Then go right back to being nagged about deadlines by her on the next shift and worked to the bone as punishment.

>> No.17336737

>>17336731
Nah, I'd go to an order city, get some blessing and either join some mercenaries or the order. Magic makes things easier too so it wouldn't be a problem.

>> No.17336742

List your and your waifu's 3 favorite thread-approved fetishes anon!

>> No.17336747

>>17336725
>tussling your hair as you lay in her bosom and she teases what a naughty boy you were, then saying she loves it as she fully engulfs you and dozes off saying 'I love you so much' over and over
Heaven!

>> No.17336748

>>17336688
I know, but my question was if she will put you through a routine of doikg excersises, learning to fight, etc. or it will be more like "Hey anon. Now I want you to fuck me in this position that conveniently needs you to do push ups to thurst inside until you cum 3 times. Then I want you to cum 5 times using this other position. After this lets do some foreplay where I will rape you and you will try to fight me off using all your strenght. The sex will be even better that way!"

>> No.17336752

>>17336680
Salamander Man is that you?
If so how have you been my dude?

>> No.17336764

>>17336747
Tentacles, Scyllas, Kraken, and the Runes are best girls.

>> No.17336768

>>17336742
Handholding, cheek kissing, and sex in the missionary position, with the lights and lots of eye contact for the sole purpose of procreation

>> No.17336773
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>>17336742
Kissing, roleplay and rope bondage she's fine being on either end of it.

>> No.17336774

>>17336742
Anal, facesitting and cosplay.
Imagine the first time you try to get a Kikimora to sit on your face and the thoughts going through her head. A maid taking such a position of dominance and authority towards her master.

>> No.17336802

>>17336742
Lactation, impregnation/pregnancy, nursing handjobs.

>> No.17336804

>>17336742
Facesitting
Envenoming/enthralling
Hedonism

Apophis mistress!

>> No.17336805

>>17336636
>you will never be a recurring male lead for INKED.com

>> No.17336823

>>17336805
I'd love to be one with my waifu as my costar! We'd make so many poor single krakens happy knowing one day they too will have a man to ink!

>> No.17336832

>>17336558
Whatever school is suited for a Harpy type. She can control herself. She wouldn't really like any extracellular activities unless they had a magic club or history club.

>> No.17336836

>>17336742
Atlach-Nacha
Lolidom
Facesitting
Rough anal

>> No.17336839

>>17336742
>gentle maledom
>paizuri
>impregnation
There's nothing like cumming inside my P'Orc waifu while she's screaming to birth my children!

>> No.17336842

>>17336742
Me
>petplay
>cosplay/roleplay
>grooming tails/paws/ears

Waifu
>kissing
>wrestle sex
>very light ageplay

Daughteru
>erotic massages
>getting petted
>sexual torture

This is all of our top fetishes besides latex and bondage. Those two are our actual toppest fetishes, but putting them for each of us would be too samey.

>> No.17336844

>>17336742
Anal, bondage, handholding

>> No.17336849
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>>17336150

>> No.17336852

>>17336742
Crow Tengu.
Roleplay.
Passionate lovemaking.
Teasing and denial, either role.

>> No.17336865

>they aren't listing their fetishes too

>> No.17336869 [DELETED] 

>>17336742
>Bitchslapping me leaving her handprints on my cheeks
>Muscle worship (lots of abs licking and abs cum)
>Wrestling and overpowering me

>> No.17336875
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>>17336842
Daughteru dicking inherently bad.

>> No.17336878
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>>17336742
>Bitchslapping me leaving her handprints on my cheeks
>Muscle worship (lots of abs licking and abs cum)
>Wrestling and overpowering me

>> No.17336879

>>17336865
Shit I forgot that. >>17336773
Rape for both genders, cock worship, impregnation.

>> No.17336890

>>17336742
Me: Spooning, leg-locking, voyeurism

Her: Handholding, massaging, caressing
Essentially, anything involving me running my hands all over her in the most sensual ways possible.

>> No.17336896

>>17336875
The stuff in that doujin is very different from the way things would work with me anon, that doujin was pretty messed up.

>> No.17336897

>>17336805
>you will never be the male lead for a scene on SMUGGED.com
Fix that for you anon.

>> No.17336898

>>17336742
Gentle femdom, reach around and scent marking

I'm sure these are thread approved

>> No.17336900

>>17336865
The way anon worded it means the three fetishes you two share.

>> No.17336903

>>17336878
Fine taste. All of them.

>> No.17336905

>>17336900
Shit, i see that now. whoops.

>> No.17336912

>>17336896
>>>>>>doujin
Why are diaperfags so consistently stupid?

>> No.17336913

>>17336742
Me:
>impregnation
>facesitting
>femdom
Her:
>femdom
>loli
>stomach bulging

Guess my waifu.

>> No.17336916

>>17336913
Nacho I guess.

>> No.17336922

>>17336912
thou shalt not bait

>> No.17336925

>>17336897
>SMUGGED.com
Where the fuck do I sign up?

>> No.17336929

>>17336836
>>17336844
>>17336913
Good taste.

>> No.17336933

>>17336922
In what way is any of that bait?

>> No.17336935

>>17336925
Just go into the talent office anon. Try to look nervous and desperate for money, they love that shit. You'll be starring in the "Ojou Impregnation Party" series in no time!

>> No.17336936

What face does a MG make whilst deep in facesitting their husband?

>> No.17336937

>>17336936
An ahegao, but only when he can't see.

>> No.17336941

>>17336936
Half Ahegao, Half smug grin.

>> No.17336943

>>17336577
Are Goddesses in MGE already married?

>> No.17336947

>>17336936
>when he can see
Ultra smug, haughty, eyes flared and laughing at him
>when he can't
Desperately blushed, holding her face, long purple tongue lolling out, whimpering

>> No.17336951

>>17336941
So like a Torogao?

>> No.17336958
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>>17336936
Smug. Especially when she is also giving you a handjob with those claws.

>> No.17336959
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>Abslicking
>Escaping her while she hunts me like a tiger
>"Love Taps" where she charges herself with mamono mana and use me as her punching bag to train and testher martial arts. The mana charged strikes cause no damage save for some bruising and orgasmic pleasure. Until I am a drooling mess in the ground and she proceeds to fuck me all night.

>> No.17336969

>>17336903
Fine taste getting slapped so hard you get handprinted?

>> No.17336974
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>>17336742
>tonguejobs
>deep kissing
>cowgirl position

Pretty generic considering her species.

>> No.17336975

>>17336936
Depends on the type of husband. It's either 100% smug or trying to hold back her moans with a lewd face.

>> No.17336977

>>17336935
I want this more than you can imagine. And I hate the fact that I won't ever get this.

>> No.17336978

>>17336974
>warts on your unit

>> No.17336979

>>17336969
Yes, shows that you're her bitch boy and you belong to her.

>> No.17336981

>>17336742
Use of magic, massages and tailjobs.

>> No.17336986

How long is the average Mucus Toad tongue?

>> No.17336988

>>17336936
All the other Anons are right, there is no one right answer
It can range from ahegao, to a solid smug depending on both the monster girl and her husband

My Atlach-Nacha waifu would remain smug and bully my dick with her feet while insulting me. I wouldn't be able to unsmug her even if I put all my heart into eating her out
The spider butt is too much for me

>> No.17336990

>>17336747
Indeed. Breaking her caring and onee-san act would make me feel really good. Makes me wonder if she would tease me into doing it again for some more fun.

>>17336805
Recording the play sessions is overly lewd. Maybe if we had or faces covered.

>> No.17337003

>>17336990
>Recording the play sessions is overly lewd. Maybe if we had or faces covered.
I'm not him, but my waifu and I would record all of our major roleplay scenes, only for posterity and future private use though.

>> No.17337008

>>17336974
>No throatrape
You haven't felt love until a Mucus Toad jammed her tongue into your esophagus

>>17336986
>"Barry Shell answered on November 26, 2001. A frog's tongue is folded in its mouth. When extended, its length is about a third the length of the frog--as if our own tongue reached our belly button!"
That's for animal frogs, but it should about the same for monster girl frogs as well

>> No.17337025

>>17337008
I'd definitely add that as a 4th. Monster girls sometimes can awaken you to a new fetish,

>> No.17337030
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>>17336742
Amazon, Reverse Missionary,Cowgirl

>> No.17337033

>>17337003
If it was for private use I wouldn't record it, I'd just do it again live. But some of the more kinky ones might go online though, with our faces covered.

>> No.17337036

How's the writing/drawing/commissioning going anons? It's the start of the week, any big plans?

>> No.17337039

>>17336979
Wont it get really wierd when you go to the market or a public place and have to explain why you have a handprint on your face?

>> No.17337045

>>17336742
Large mouse
>impregnation
>group sex
>face-fucking
>oyakodon

>> No.17337054

>>17337033
I mean, just because we'd record our scenes doesn't mean we'd never repeat them. We're just sentimental about that sort of thing and yeah, if we did have one that we thought was spectacular we might post it anonymously somewhere.

>>17337036
Iv'e got a couple of commissions I'm waiting for the artists to be ready to start work on, and a handful of pixiv requests in the works too.

As far as writing goes, I'm having some neat ideas I might actually put down sometime soon I hope.

>> No.17337055

>>17336974
Human boy throats belong to monsters!

>> No.17337056

>>17337045
These are a must for large Mouse lovers

>> No.17337065

>>17337055
What happens when your waifu has a short, regular people sized tongue but you both still want her to own your throat?

>> No.17337069

>>17337036
No commissions in the pipe line just yet due to my video game budget for this month being a bit larger than normal but I've been thinking about writing something and posting it even if it's shit, just because I want to start practising and it would be a good way to force myself to get good enough.

>> No.17337071

>>17337045
Devil Bugs and Large Mice might be low tier, bottom of the barrel monster girls, but it's hard to beat a life of impregnating your waifu on repeat, then your daughters when they come of age, then your granddaughters, etc...
Okayodon is a patrician tier fetish as well

>> No.17337077

>>17337065
Mamono mana gives her a mucus toad length tongue. Imagine a manticore with a tongue that long.

>> No.17337081

>>17337071
You have fine tastes when it comes to fetishes, but mouse girls are 10/10 and I'd take a devil bug over any high ranking monster.

>> No.17337086

>>17337065
You could get her a potion if you prefer the transformation route.

You could also have her deepthroat train you with a dildo or even share a double-ended one if you want to go the kinkier route.

>> No.17337088

>>17337071
Surrounded by exponential love!
It's a weirdly cute and pure kind of perversion

>> No.17337093

>>17337054
I know, but I don't really feel the point of recording sex. I get that it can be to remember and shit like that, but maybe i'm too pure. Recording for others would happen though, even if it's censored.

And if I did end up falling for a kraken I could even use her ink for that.

>> No.17337096

>>17337071
I really like oyakodon too anon ,but I prefer the more exclusive intimacy of just my waifu and one daughteru. That's just me though.

>>17337086
Kinkier route for me please.

>> No.17337097

>>17336742
Me
>facesitting
>missionary

Sandworm waifu
>femdom
>licking

Our third fetish is shared and is not thread-approved, but you can probably guess what it is.

>> No.17337098

>>17337086
>train
>with a dildo
One touch from a succubus and you're on your way to alptown.

>> No.17337101

>>17337071
Agreed with oyakodon, but only if it's a normal girl and her mother. Waifu and daughteru doesn't do it for me.

>> No.17337102

>>17337088
>the massive, adorable chorus of 'Daddy!' When you get home from work
>a wave of daughterus bowls you over, some hugging, some nuzzling, some pumping their hips absentmindedly

>> No.17337103

>>17337097
If it's what I think it is that's perfectly normal for sandworms and the way they do it isn't bad.

>> No.17337112

>>17337097
They get a pass for it, same as lilis get a pass for how they attract men
Barring an autist or two anyway

>> No.17337113

>>17337081
I love Devil Bugs and Large Mice more than 80% of the other species, but it's still clear that they are meant to be the lowest tier of monster girls along with regular Slime

>>17337088
>Your waifu is pregnant with your 18th daughter
>Your 2nd daughter just gave birth to your 5th granddaughter
>Your 7th daughter is ovulating and extra needy
>So is your 1st granddaughter although she is still a bit young
>Your only duty today, and every other day is to make sure you make all of them happy
The dream life.
It can get a bit sad when the family gets too big and some of your offsprings choose to leave to form their own colony, but that's the only negative.

>> No.17337114

>>17337086
>have her deepthroat train you with a dildo
I'm not supposed to find this hot, r-right?

>> No.17337120

>>17337114
It's only normal to be interested in doing lewd activities with your waifu. She can have normal sex or give you a handy during it to make it better too.

>> No.17337123

>>17337113
The dream indeed. And just imagine the loving going away party your departing great granddaughters would get! It would be a true festival filled with support. It's a fantastic life. Would you have a family business?

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>> No.17337169

>>17337039
That's the best part

>> No.17337184

>>17337114
Getting aroused by the idea of your waifu abusing your throat isn't wrong. I do disprove of dildos though.

>>17337123
The going away parties would be very emotional, it would be hard to keep a good mood after a member of the family leaves the house. I can imagine everyone being sad and unusually quiet for a week or so after she left

>Would you have a family business?
With Devil Bugs no, we'd just live in some abandoned house without any expenses
With Large Mice yes, that will keep the girls busy and give us enough money to buy them cute clothing and nice food. Candy making seems fun and familial enough.

>> No.17337186

>>17337169
What if they laugh at you?

>> No.17337191

>>17337086
>You could also have her deepthroat train you with a dildo or even share a double-ended one if you want to go the kinkier route.

This shouldn't make me hard

>> No.17337199

>>17337186
That's the even better part.

>> No.17337205

>>17337199
How so?

>> No.17337210

>>17337096
Would you take the kinky route with your daughteru?

>> No.17337214

>>17337205
BEcause them people know you're a little bitch boy who gets abused by his wife

>> No.17337228

>>17337184
>have candymaking business with large Mouse family
>one of your grand/daughterus gets sent to your office by one of your daughterus for slacking on the production line
>Ask her what was wrong and tell her there's nothing to be worried about, you just want to help if you can
>she shyly shows you a picture of you from the last family beach vacation she was touching herself to
>she hasn't had sex yet but has come to about the age all the others started
What's the call, anon?

>> No.17337233

You're all crazy mgs wouldn't hit their husbandos. Can you imagine the dissaproval they would get from other monsters and husbands?

>> No.17337236

>>17337210
Of course I would anon, who do you think I am?

>> No.17337241

>>17337236
You'd deepthroat a dildo with your daughteru? Don't you think that would be hard? Also maybe a bit gayg

>> No.17337244

>>17337233
Ogres would, but their husbands are into that sort of thing.

>> No.17337254

>>17337233
Amazons do it all the time

>> No.17337262

>>17337254
Tear this meme down.

>> No.17337273

>>17337241
Yes anon, I would. We would go slow so that we're both comfortable, and it's not like we wouldn't both have training beforehand. As far as the gayness goes, I don't think so. I mean, it'd be me and a girl doing it together.

>> No.17337284

>>17335658
I'd give her a hug. Nothing more

>> No.17337295

>>17337273
It is also an artificial penis.

>> No.17337303

>>17337228
Well, what would you do?

I'd say the right call is to tell everyone to take a break so that no one misses her losing her virginity.
It would also be much less stressful for her if she is surrounded by her entire family to support her, give her tips or even directly help her feel better.

>>17337233
There would be any strikes/hits 99.9999% of the time even if Anon is a complete masochist slut who gets hard by being roughed up by his wife.
Submission holds, violent sex position, kinky sex toys, etc... Should be more than enough to hurt Anon enough to satisfy his depraved urges

>> No.17337317

>>17337295
So? In reality I'm half gay.

>> No.17337320

>>17337244
What if your liazrd neighbor set up an intervention to stop seeing you getting abused?

>> No.17337328

>>17337303
That's what I would do as well.
>Whole family cheering for her to congratulate her when you both finish
>she hugs you with teary eyes saying 'I did it daddy!'

>> No.17337331

>>17337320
"If you intervene you will have to take responsibility and marry me. And I warn you, I am weak as fuck and I dont plan to train to become stronger, ever."
>Lizardman neighbor leaves

>> No.17337347

>>17337273
Doing gay things with a woman is still gay.

>> No.17337353

>>17337317
At least you can admit it unlike some Certain Individuals around here.

>> No.17337356

>>17337347
Ok then, I think that's silly though.

>> No.17337362

>>17337353
Big Tall alps are life.

>> No.17337364
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17337364

>>17337303
Doubt it, that is my fetish and no amount of submission holds, violent sex positions and sex toys would replace that.

>> No.17337366

>>17337317
Wait, KDF is gay?

>> No.17337372

>>17337366
Most likely bi.

>> No.17337375

>>17337366
Only half gay anon, maybe a little less than that.

>> No.17337376

>>17336742
Lilim waifu: Cowgirl, 69 Paizuri, Nursing handjobs.
Dragon waifu: Amazon, Reverse mating press, and this: http://sexpositions.club/positions/125.html
Baphomet waifu: Paizuri, Face sitting, Sumata.
Pharaoh waifu: Lotus, Face sitting, and this: http://sexpositions.club/positions/216.html

I don't really have a preference. I like paizuri of course, but I'm not going to complain no matter what they demand of me. I live to satisfy.

>> No.17337377

>>17337375
huh.

>> No.17337378

>>17337366
KDF?

KC Defense Force? Kobold Defense Force?

>> No.17337382

>>17337375
>Only half gay
>He thinks saying no homo does anything

>> No.17337387

>>17337378
I can't tell if you're joking or you are a actual newfag.

>> No.17337389

>>17337364
That's why I said 99,9999%
You're the 1 in a million guy who needs a cute monster girl to punch him to get hard

That picture is criminal, now I want reenact it with a Redcap

>> No.17337390

>>17337382
Only gay if balls are touching.

>> No.17337395

>>17337375
You're still just full of secrets aren't you?

>> No.17337397

>>17337387
Seeing as newfags no longer lurk, like they're supposed to, who knows?

>> No.17337400

>>17337395
He already talked about pegging a number of times. I'm surprised people don't know.

>> No.17337412

>>17337389
I dont want her to be a "cute girl" though, I want her to be a tall, muscled, warrior MG trained in combat. I dont know which one would fit that bill though.

>> No.17337420

>>17337412
Lurk moar and find out.

>> No.17337430

>>17337412
I can understand a cute monster girl like the one from that picture, a big muscled monster would be too scary even if she held back
What's the point of being hit for pleasure if the wounds will hurt for days afterwards?

>> No.17337435

>>17337273
Tell me, would it be lewd? Would you both make noises? Because you're giving me ideas.

>> No.17337444

>>17337347
Wait, how?

So it's gay to deepthroat a double sided dildo with your waifu, or letting her ram your prostate with a strap on?

>> No.17337446

>>17337430
Mamonomana. Also why I want her being a warrior trained in combat, she would know how exactly how hard to hit and where.

>> No.17337449

>>17337444
Nah, I was just joking.

>> No.17337451
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17337451

Reminder that there is exactly one species with the "cruel" personality tag.

>> No.17337454

>>17337451
And it's the one I want to be claimed as a bitch hot husband by. Also abused regularly both sexually and physically for her to show her dominance over me.

I want her to actually beat me up in public while people laugh

>> No.17337455
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17337455

Where is this pic from? Don't remember seeing it

>> No.17337457

>>17337430
Imagine asking a Wurm wife to do that.

>> No.17337461

>>17337451
No muscles, no warrior. Its a shame, might otherwise be ripe for the face punching fetish.

>> No.17337463

>>17337444
Yes.

>> No.17337467

>>17337457
She'd probably interpret it as you wanting really frenetic sex.
If she fully gets it she'd probably just cry.

>> No.17337469

>>17337463
See
>>17337390

>> No.17337470

>>17337455
It's a waifufag's waifu.

She's qt!

>> No.17337479

>>17335308
>>17335597
Well I wanted to get a feel and make sure the thread enjoyed my content. I went ahead and made one and added my other stories. I hope if you liked one the other will intrest you as well.
https://pastebin.com/u/Guze

>> No.17337482
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17337482

Going to cinema with your waifu! In VR! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI_nH1ApYZs

>> No.17337484

>>17337455
Not a big fan of they style of lips, but overall it's a great pic. 10.2/10 would breed with.

>> No.17337488

>>17337455
>green eyes

This is that Anubis fag's waifu isn't it?

>> No.17337496
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17337496

I would imagine that if monstergirls became a thing, they would be a legal nightmare in a vast majority of countries. They consistently rape both men and women, with more focus on men. Most of them are more powerful then a handgun, not to mention that charms and mind-control spells existing. Now add corruption and things get a hundred times worse has women and men might potentially lose their jobs.

>> No.17337500
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17337500

>>17337454
Imagine where you just meet her and she is like "You are my prey now, you will now do what I say, understood?." "Why? I will no-", she slaps you accross the face. "Thats what you get for talking back to wifey."

>> No.17337504

>>17337467
Why would she cry for pleasing her husband?

>> No.17337505

>>17337496
Like my uncle said
Kill them all and let God sort them out.

>> No.17337507

>>17337500
I need this

>> No.17337508

>>17337496
>>17337496
Sounds like you're trying to apply 3D irl logic to monstergirls

>> No.17337512

>>17337482
Shinobu is unfair, her voice is way too sexy.

>> No.17337513

>>17337500
Anon there is a brave man for enduring something like this.

>> No.17337517

>>17337496
Men would rise in revolution if the government tried to outlaw it.

>> No.17337521

>>17337508
That's generally because most profiles say that the monsters do get sexually aggressive to the point of snatching the guy up and fucking off with him.

>> No.17337524

>>17337451
>TV show featuring odd couples
>A shota and his Otohime sugar mommy
>A fat faceless old man and his Alice imouto
>A small country's prince and his Zombie lover
>And finally a bitchboy slut Anon and his Manticore owner
>The first 3 couples receive applauds and approval from the audience
>The bitchboy and Manticore only receive gasps and boos
>The Familiar TV host even broke down in tears when the Manticore proudly announced that she managed to make her bitchboy slut cum from just putting him in a chastity cage and reading a whole 500 pages book in front of him

>> No.17337525

>>17337496
Why would you need a job?

>> No.17337528

>>17337479
A new writefag is born!
Stick around, we need more content here.

>> No.17337534

>>17337525
So I can buy things I like?

>> No.17337541

>>17337534
What kind of things do you like?

>> No.17337546

>>17337479
Nice anon

>> No.17337551

>>17337541
Vidya, food, having a roof over my head, television, books and literature in general.

>> No.17337554

>>17337479
Bookmarked, any ideas what you're planning on next?

>> No.17337556

>>17337387
>>17337397

I'm not sure lurking even for years would help since everyone just uses the acronym and never types out the whole term. So it's not an unreasonable question.

>> No.17337573

>>17337517
Well, the property damage would be damaging enough to actually go through with it. I mean dark demonic realms aren't the friendliest places to grow anything and if a dark matter or a lilim moves in next door, you can practically kiss your property value goodbye.

>> No.17337576

>>17337455
>>17337488
Yeah, I commissioned it. Meant to post it here sooner, but never got around to it.

Here's the full res picture by the way: https://my.mixtape.moe/iyjbev.png

>> No.17337587

>>17337573
>dark demonic realms aren't the friendliest places to grow anything
I am becoming increasingly convinced that none of you fuckers ever read the source material.

>> No.17337593

>>17337507
Then she asks you to do all sorts of crap you hate like getting pegged or scrubbing the toilet because you're okay with a relationship in which you have literally no say. And then she gets bloated and fat because she sits on her lazy arse while you do all the work. Just like in 3DPD marriages.

>> No.17337594

>>17337496
>>17337573

Remove magic and you have your average niggers/rapefuges problem

>> No.17337597

>>17337587
I meant regular stuff like potatoes and that, you get all of the weird demonic fruit and veggies that either look like hearts or dicks.

>> No.17337599

>>17337496
There would be a huge shift in society over a few years
Within a decade everyone would be normalized with monster girls' shenanigans
As for men losing their jobs, it would be that much of an issue since it would become a viable option for a couple to live without a single cent of income

>> No.17337604

>>17337556
>newfriend confirmed
Well, had you spend more time lurking, your question would've been answered.

>> No.17337608

>>17337576
Cute stuff, I do like seeing girls wear different outfits from the default one and there seems to be an increasing amount of those lately.

>> No.17337610

>>17337576
Where did you post it?

>> No.17337614

>>17337524

Was it Shakespeare? God, I hope it was Shakespeare. It occurs to me I might be a degenerate.

>> No.17337621

>>17337599
Oh, you mean that instead monster-girl couples wind up sponging off of the state like all those /pol/ memes about black people? That sounds like a great solution.

>> No.17337622

>>17337597
Then get thee to a green demon realm like a normal person.
Ah man, imagine Yellowstone.

>> No.17337635

>>17337604
Yeah! This is our super sekret club! Cool kids only. Inb4 called a newfag for not agreeing with the groupthink.

>> No.17337637
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17337637

>>17337507
She notice your boner and raise her eyebrow in and looks at you menacingly with her arms crossed. "You got turned on by this?! Are all men from your world so depraved or is it just you?! Pathetic!"
She shots a needle straight to your slapped cheek giving you a huge boner and turning it into a highly sensitive erogenous zone. Just placing the tip of her tounge in it makes you cum. She pulls down your pants "Look at the mess you made." She puts shoots another needle through your other cheek and grabs you by the shirt with her balled paws raising you to her eye level. Her tail pussy is now devouring your dick. "You pervert!" she yells as she begins to slap the shit out of your now erogenous zones cheeks, drawing a shot of mana from you with each slap. At times she interrupts the slapping to pull you in a kiss only to resume the assault as soon as you break the kiss to take a breath.
Inside her head:
>"He is so cute!"

>> No.17337640

>>17337608
I agree. I've never been a fan of the clothes in the Anubis profile anyways, so that just gives me a good excuse to get her wearing cute clothes instead.

>> No.17337648

>>17337635
Can't wait for summer to end.

>> No.17337652

>>17337622
Okay, fair enough point on that one.

>> No.17337654

>>17337614
>Spoiler
You're ok as long as ideas such as her piercing your nipples, or branding her name onto (be it with her claws/teeth or a red hot iron) don't get you hard

>>17337621
They'd live in a cabin they built themselves, if not a cave and have no need for money since all they'd do is enjoy each other's company and go out on dates (food/water would be solved by either magic or them gathering)
This doesn't really work in cities, but you could still live in some abandoned building and survive on mamono mana

>> No.17337659

>>17337524
>A shota and his Otohime sugar mommy
God I wish that were me.

>> No.17337661

>>17337635
Fuck off you absolute retard.

>> No.17337662

>>17337593
>tfw ywn get pegged by your waifu

>> No.17337666

>>17337648
>Thinking anyone that doesn't agree with you is a newfag

It's like you haven't even seen the femdom/maledom, oneechan/loli, or shog/kiki debates. Newfag detected!

>> No.17337670

>>17337635
It's called "not reveling in your own ignorance."

>> No.17337678

>>17337556
I would be sympathetic towards you if it weren't for the fact that you actually care about pseudo-namefags and don't ignore everything about them

>> No.17337683

>>17337666
>Thinking anyone that doesn't agree with you
>implying it's about agreement, not lack of knowledge
Am I being trolled?

>> No.17337685

>>17337622
>Yellowstone.
>demon realm above a super volcano that can blow at any moment
>instead it's converted into a giant magical circle that on completion will turn america into a volcanic demon realm like salamander/hellhound/lava golem inhabited ones and the rest of the world becomes ice queen kingdoms
>>17337640
I think the hood is the part I like the most, the way her ears make an outline in it is adorable.

>> No.17337686

>>17337654
This leads to another issue, what if the person who either owns or just bought the property where the abandoned building wants to tear it down to build something new? Not to mention having to share said building with other homeless or gang members who may use it has a hideout or a drug lab?

Not to mention the cabins themselves might cause a new onslaught of problems has in off season hunting or hunting the wrong animals (endangered species) or if your cabin is sitting on someone else's property (has a mining corporation plot) and might tell you to beat it otherwise.

>> No.17337689

>Have yearly physical
>learn that I'm about fifteen pounds heavier than I was a year ago
>Immediately run 2.8 miles when I get home from work.

The greatest irony is I love softer girls such as P'Orcs or Holsts.

I would need one of those waifus to cheer me on in my latest bout of insanity.

A hypocrite am I

>> No.17337695

>>17337685
>a super volcano that can blow at any moment
Shockumentaries were a mistake.

>> No.17337696

>>17337554
I was messing around with the idea of a Anon trying to use sealing magic to quell his Oni waifus raging libido. Im just having trouble getting it going and sticking to a clear direction.

>> No.17337709

>>17337696
>Tries to order a stack of Ushi-Oni rape-prevention eye seals to stick all over waifu
>Can't read the moonspeak jibberish on them
>Accidentally orders a stack of fertility/libido charms from a shrine
>Stick all over waifu after asleep
>???
>Babbies!

>> No.17337715

>>17337695
>doomsday cult comprised of yandere paranoid mimics
>kidnap men so they can "save" them from the nachos impending web of chaos or the lizards new world order

>> No.17337726

>>17337709
And that was how anon's wife got pregnant with ten oni.

>> No.17337729

How old is KC?

>> No.17337730

I want to hug an Ochi!

>> No.17337732
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17337732

How would you like a battle with a salamander to go?
Epic moonlit duel?
Sad battle in a burning town?
Crowd pleaser arena match?

>> No.17337740

>>17337732
Mysterious showdown in the plains.

>> No.17337760

>>17337732
>moonlit
Fucks sake now I have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-6e-mjsqxs stuck in my head

>> No.17337777

>>17337686
This is why we need to ditch this cursed world and jump into the portal when it opens
Medieval fantasy>modern comforts

>> No.17337783

>>17337777
Can't argue with those numbers

>> No.17337798

>>17337732

Would a salamander be interested in a weak guy that she has to constantly save when he's kidnapped?

>> No.17337804

>>17337777
Why don't you just smash your computer right now if modern comforts isn't all that great then? Why don't you go ahead and drink out of the river or whatever water source you got nearby then?

>> No.17337807

>>17337798
Would a Yeti be interested in a guy who hates cuddling?

>> No.17337813

>>17337804
The idea is that you exchange them with the comforts of an ideal fantasy life, not just throw it away for nothing in return.
Dumbass.

>> No.17337816

>>17337804
Not him but calm down man
I get your point but that isnt going to change their urge to leave this world

>> No.17337823

>>17337729
I'm tempted to say mid thirties but I have no idea why I think that, thats just the number that's in my head for no reason

>> No.17337827

>>17337732
> a calm afternoon in a forest
>carved rocks overgrown with vines
>their origins are unknown
>the sunlight barely breaks through the thicket
>all that can be heard is the sounds of the forest's many creatures
>a salamander looks at the man who just challenged her
>he can barely hold his sword
>a battle between a warrior and a fool is about to take place

>> No.17337856

>>17337732
On top of a hill within a ring of fire
Winner is decided as soon as one party is no longer able to compete
Everything is allowed, though using cowardly tactics will make her ask for a rematch rather than ask you in marriage if you do win
The only question I have is: Should there be a battle music or not?

>> No.17337887

>>17337732
>Anon has trained for a moment like this.
>The salamander stands in front of him, her tail lighting the plains with the only other source being the moonlight
>The salamander looks her opponent up and down before drawing her blade.
"I hope you can take a hit. no fun if the fight ends in one hit."
>Anon says nothing and draws his sword.
>With out warning the salamander rushers forward and slashes forcing anon to block
>He is pushed back be he stops the blow.
>The salamanders eyes widen a little be for she goes for a few more strikes
>Anon manages to dodge two and block another.
>the fire on her tail increases as she grins
"Haha! This might be interesting after all! Now... lets see how long you last!"

>> No.17337912

I want to adopt a very young Elf and raise her with my Kikimora maid alongside the daughter we had together.
I also want the girls to be the same age, so we can have their birthdays on the same day and raise them as fraternal twins.

>> No.17337949

>>17337912
how cruel elves are outdoor pets

>> No.17337956

>>17337732
Naked battle at the hotsprings. Nowhere is it said that in her profile it has to be a sword battle, neither how the guy is supposed to fight.
Fuck, I could see a scenario where a Salamanderfag anon challenges her with zero combat experience and he just gropes her and molest her during the fight, her slashes only make him grow hotter. Given she is a monster girl, it gets progressively harder to fight as her monster lust is set ablaze. Eventually he disarms her with a good breast groping or dick shoving and he lays on the floor all hot and bothered
>"Kya! I give up!"

>> No.17337957

Competing Onee-sans
A kind warm Kraken
A Sultry bad-touch Apophis
An oblivious accidentally boobsmushes you Titania
Make your choice

>> No.17337975

>>17337956
Yes, we get it, your waifu is a pushover.

>> No.17337982

>>17337729
Probably 30s or 40s. He's been doing MGE for a little over ten years now, so I doubt he'd be in his 20s.

>> No.17337985

Range day in MGC! What's your waifu and her raifu?

>> No.17337997

>>17337985
Apophis
Marlin 45-70 Guide Gun
No worry about recoil when she can just brace with her coils!

>> No.17338002

>>17337985
>Lich
She has a 200 year old musket laying around.

>> No.17338012

>>17337985
Kikimora and a Type 99 Arisaka.
You thought I was going to say a nugget.

>> No.17338029

>>17338012
Don't worry, my waifu is a Hellhound with a Type 45 Siam Mauser so I understand the love of any gun.
>>17337997
How large a round can she shoot if recoil means nothing?
>>17338002
But can she use it?

>> No.17338031

I hope MGs know that I'm a hug slut and if I don't have something to latch into at night I will cry

>> No.17338034

>>17337957
I want my onee-san to get along with my waifu, but she keeps looking at her with killer intent.

>> No.17338040
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>>17337798
You could ask her to train you, but I can see the appeal of a having a trained warrior who protects you and is overwhelmingly stronger than you and you being as strong as her, kinda defeats that. So just use a loophole. Here are 3 I can think of:
>Grab a sword and use a Raging Mushroom. Just control yourself and fight her using the mushroom effects until she considers the fight ti be her best ever and then have sex with her. I dont buy the "not interested" shit is possible with unmarried monsters. Though I could be wrong, so this one is a wildcard.
>Ask a Hakutaku to teach you to fight one without being strong. Prep is 90% of the battle after all.
>If you are really in love with her just grab a sword and go at it. Power of Love is the ultimate power in MGE and mamono mana is responsive to desires. As long as you are fighting for love, the situation will simply play out so that she miss all strikes she can possibly miss and you get a perfect score, fighting on her level to give her the fight of her life thanks to ridiculous bad luck on her side and ridiculous good luck on yours.
>Trade your iphone to the Sabbath or a Dark Mage for a "ultimate warrior for 1 hour potion", it is literaly an ultra rare piece of alien technology in MGE and thus invaluable.
Once you get past the battle requirement you can be as Princess Peach as you want, her irreversible waifu instinct has been set and her instinct for battle satisfied.

>> No.17338042

>>17338029
Depends. While sitting on me or not?
In truth, I'm not huge into guns, I just like that one in particular. She'd probably say we're going to the range just to turn off to some place where she can be haughty and lazy and have me pamper her.

>> No.17338043

>>17337985
She couldn't use any of them, unless she was good with using her talons.

>> No.17338049

>>17337807
Yes, imagine her glee when she turns him into a cuddleslut.

>> No.17338050

>>17338040
>and her instinct for battle satisfied.
No, I'm not going to just let this go, no matter how many times you say it in hopes you can force it to be true

>> No.17338057

>>17338040
>I dont buy the "not interested" shit is possible with unmarried monsters.
Every bit as possible as monsters deciding a guy is not a good match. Which happens.

Also your phone is pretty much 110% worthless without the infrastructure.

>> No.17338059

>>17338040
>He's STILL going on about how Salamanders just need to get beaten once and then they magically completely stop caring about fighting you
You're the type of guy I'd punch in the face out of sheer annoyance

>> No.17338060
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17338060

Meet your new mouse neighbor!

>> No.17338065
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17338065

>>17338040
>and her instinct for battle satisfied.
>Salamanders just stop wanting to act like Salamanders once they get a husband
You have to realize how absolutely full of shit you sound right now.

>> No.17338067

>>17337957
After reading about krakens drenching you in ink/cum i'll take the kraken.

>> No.17338068

>>17337975
Lust is a pretty big force with monsters, it is what make Dragons take peasant anons after all.

>> No.17338082

>>17338068
Yeah.
It empowers them.
If anything it would make her fight harder.

>> No.17338088

>>17338067
>Kraken riding you for hours, soaking your face and hips in ink and cum
>Saying thank you the whole time for choosing her, eyes wild and face flushed, crazy look of love and lust on her face as she orgasms again, and again, and again, and again...

>> No.17338093

>>17338029
Not perfectly, but she can use it. She thinks that projectile based weapons are ineffective and so she hasn't ever bothered with them (That musket was the last type gun she saw so she doesn't know that they are better these days)

>> No.17338097

>>17338057
Alright, there are still other loopholes he can try, I guess.

>> No.17338099

>>17338088
>>17338067
Just think of all the lewd squelching and sloppy noises as she squeezes you and squeezes more out of her with no care at all for how she's ruining the sheets or how its pooling so much its running over onto the floor from the bed and drenching the floor as well, and all she says is how she wants to switch positions so you can hit it from the back
Fuck I love Krakens now, I don't understand why her being ultra wet in more than one way suddenly got me so much

>> No.17338102

So. Still absolutely nothing translated from the dragon world guide or bonus pages of the second encyclopedia huh?

>> No.17338113

>>17338102
Dragonia guide is essentially just KC-approved fanfiction anyway.

>> No.17338120

>>17338040
>When you're at the bathroom and there's no paper so the power of love helps you out and materializes one roll

Also:
>Once you get past the battle requirement you can be as Princess Peach as you want
I love this one. It's so dumb.

>> No.17338121

>>17338113
Doesn't make it any less interesting.
Moreover it'd be nice to have basically anything in place to break the shitposting and dead hours

>> No.17338123

How do you feel about baby bumps?

>> No.17338126

>>17338099
Same. Talking about violating one suddenly made me love them. I just want to see one squirt everywhere when the pleasure becomes too much for her to bear.

>> No.17338127

>>17338123
A pregnant wife is a happy wife.

>> No.17338130

>>17338050
Thats your claim, but nothing states that. The profile requirement is clear: Give her the best battle of her life. Nowhere is it stated the battle must be repeateable. All your claim sums up to "It is obvious!" While nothing says that it is. You have no basis to say repeateability is obligatory. Sticking strictly to the letter of the law, this is all we can say. Everything else is a conjecture. Maybe a reasoned one, but a conjectue still.

>> No.17338131

>>17338123
Olev.
They are fairly rare though.

>> No.17338136

>>17338123
Running your hands over it while you fuck her doggystyle is the toppest of tiers.

>> No.17338138

>>17338130
I have never seen someone both bend the rules while reading things so literally at the same time quite like you.

>> No.17338144

>>17338136
That is kind of creepy

>> No.17338152

>>17338126
Do you want her to get embarrassed during sex while she realizes she's gushing so much, or to be so enthralled and aheago'd she can't even realize it as she's face down in a pool of her own juices?
Hearing her gasp out apologies for squirting so much as you continue to fuck her brains out sounds extra lewd. Like she's torn between saving her pride and giving in to how shameful and wet she is for her husbandotouto.
And of course her complimenting you for being so good afterward and snuggling you up in all her tentacles, safe in her knowledge that she has the best lover in the world in her arms and that she's never letting him go.

>> No.17338153

>>17338130
You can also dominate Hellhounds by playing rock paper scissors. Ther is nothing saying that you can't, so it's definitely what happens.

>> No.17338155

>>17338130
Unreal.
I'm honestly speechless at the lack of self awareness.

>> No.17338166

Guys remember when don't feed the trolls is a thing people used to say?

>> No.17338169

>>17338040
Also: A modern handgun.

>> No.17338174

>>17337496
This is the sort of thing that depends on headcanon, but I think it would be pretty simple to keep them from raping if you were hardline about it. Any monster caught raping is locked up for years or exiled. Have a trained force of humans and monstergirls to take in any of the more dangerous types and investigate crimes committed by them. At least most monstergirls wouldn't rape if there was no need to and their aggression was kept in check.

Charms and spells would beharder to deal with. There would be no real way to tell if it was used or not unless you had some convenient way of checking if any brain-fuckery went on. Corruption would probably be the biggest problem and force them away from human civilization unless you just wave it away by being direct contact only rather then changing people just by being in the air. For monstergirls taking jobs, they have lots of drawbacks as well. They might be stronger then humans, or have an easier then in environments like extreme heat or underwater, or have magic, but some things would need to be redesigned for them, or they might need to take a week off to fuck their husband, or any other problems their bodies and quirks might cause. Not to mention they would have to have different pays due to things like increased appetite or medical bills, etc. Most companies would just hire a human instead.

>> No.17338175

What is it about Salamanders that inspires such autism lately?

>> No.17338176

>>17338166
But I like feeding trolls, they're such cute girls I can't say no.

>> No.17338181

>>17338166
Are you saying we need to extend that to genuine retards?

>> No.17338186

>>17338175
An individual in particular.

>> No.17338191

>>17337435
Oh, it'd be super lewd anon. Whether it were me and my waifu or me and my daughteru or my waifu and my daughteru, there would be lots of heavy breathing, grunting, moaning, wet throat noises and maybe some rare gagging if one of us gets a little too in to it.

My waifu and I would both be experienced enough to build up a nice speedy rhythm with each other, whereas my daughteru would prefer taking things slow and feeling the gentle, comforting kiss of my or her mother's lips on her own with the dildo between us. All of our favorite position for double-dildo mouth play would definitely be lotus, that way we can get comfy and hold each other really close while stroking and caressing each other's backs and heads and stuff.

Regardless of how we're paired off, it'd be quite the messy affair too; we'd probably opt to wear some sort of plastic or latex or otherwise waterproof clothing so that the copious amounts of drool don't ruin any of our regular clothes, or we'd just do it fully naked.

>> No.17338194

>>17338144
How is it creepy?

>> No.17338196

>>17338174
They still hire human women despite a little thing called maternity leave.

>> No.17338203

>>17338175
Honestly?
Laziness.
People so unwilling to work at something they can't even allow themselves to do it in make believe.

>> No.17338208

>>17338175
One prolific moron who is infatuated with the idea of a Salamander waifu but is utterly petrified at the thought of having to engage in combat with them.
It's like someone who is absolutely disgusted by vore deciding to waifu a Sandworm.

>> No.17338216

>>17338152
During sex I'd want her to lose control of herself like I said earlier, with her gushing everywhere and clawing my back. After the extremelly rough fucking she'd slump on top of me and notice the mess she did, instantly becoming red as a tomato.

God I'd love for her to call me her otouto just so I can cut her off with a kiss and say that I'm her man and that since she keeps treating me like a child maybe I should show her the proof. That's when round two of extreme passionate love begins.

>> No.17338226

>>17338175
The thread is dead from the recent content drought and so most people turn back to the regular past time of shitposting. I still maintain that this in particular is less about salamander in specific and more about the threads general disagreement over how far profiles can be stretched while still being 'canon' to the spirit of MGE as it were.

>> No.17338231

>>17338191
Stop making this degeneracy so boner inducing. Stop.

>> No.17338233

>>17338059
First of all, you should not assume you know who posts in an anonymous forum. Secondly I dont know if you just entered the thread, because my reply was a direct response to this message >>17337798, where he specifically asked for that. Given this is a wish fullfillment "be happy with your wife" world, I simply gave him scenarios he could work with in his imagination
and be happy. Rather than just tell him "no you cant. you are fucked" which I assume is what you wanted me to respond. If the guy had asked another question regarding another unlikely scenario with a monster girl, my answer would had also be to provide him with material he can work with and use in his own wish fullfilment fantasy world that in no way affects yours. If he had the hots for the Hellhound and despised femdom, I would also provide him with ways that, in my opinion, could help him rather than tell him "well, its impossible."

>> No.17338237

>>17338216
Fucking unf.
>Halfway through fucking her the second time, she goes from screaming 'otouto!' to 'Anon!' or 'Stud!' or some such thing, her mind turning over like an ignition to realize you're a fullblown hunk of a man and not just some boy
>She's even MORE ufufu and clingy and touchy afterward, hanging off of your arm as her tentacles rub up and down your legs and chest all the time, showing you off wherever you go to all her friends to make them jealous of her handsome man
Lovely in every sense of the word

>> No.17338238

>>17338226
With a problem being that KC's stance on "can I have X girl with Y" where Y is anything that isn't NTR is invariably "haha whatever man."
Even if it makes no sense See: Shirohebi

>> No.17338257 [DELETED] 

>KDF is a literal fucking faggot too on top of being a diaperfag and a manlet

>> No.17338265

>>17338208
>It's like someone who is absolutely disgusted by vore deciding to waifu a Sandworm.
What other horrible matches are there?
>an ushi-oni lover that hates rough sex
>a man who hates milk but wants a holst waifu
>someone who only wants vanilla sex tries to marry a diamond trumpart or mindflayer
>>17338226
I don't know, I'm fairly sure it involves that guy who had a meltdown on the week ochis were released and someone dared mention one wanting her master to get better at swordsmanship

No one else really cares enough to write blocks of text like that about salamander.

>> No.17338277

>>17338265
Was exactly what it reminded me of as well, what with the giant blocks of text in common

>> No.17338280 [DELETED] 

>>17338257
He's honest about it and doesn't beat around the bush at least, unlike the alp fags who are in denial about finding the fact they used to be men a turn on.

>> No.17338282

>>17338237
Yep. Having her moan my name would make me go at it even harder, especially if she looked right into my eyes and started to say how much she loved me. I would start to kiss her instantly.
She'd start to move too, smashing her hips against mine and filling the room with really loud wet noises.

Next day comes and she's extremelly clingy, walking a bit funny and my whole body covered in marks from her suckers.

>> No.17338285

>>17338265
Wait, why doesn't this guy just go for Ochis instead?
Now I'm doubly confused.

>> No.17338288

>>17338175
It's probably the same sad sack who's been butthurt for months about "people ruining monstergirls by making them have standards" or some shit. From the very beginning he's been using Salamander as the example of what people in the thread are apparently trying to turn his favourite monstergirls into and I guess now he's just taking his asshurt out on Salamanders.

>> No.17338293

>>17338196
There is that, but the thing is other then that, human women are mostly the same, broadly speaking. They don;t have paws or tentacles, they don't lack skeletons or short out electronics at random, they don;t have a massive tail where their legs would be or lack the need or eat or sleep. It would be a tough time to hire one type of monstergirl, like alone dozens.

>> No.17338297

>>17338238
I think thats a part of the bigger problem that MGE in general is fairly ill defined as far as settings go. Outside of profiles there only exist a few paragraphs of text across the world guides and encyclopedias that discuss the way things actually work, and KC's Q&A can almost make things more confusing. This results in a long list of individual problems, but the one at hand is that while we know profiles are generalizations we don't actually know how far this goes. Could there be a slime interested in academics? A Kikimora who has no interest in taking orders and wants to collar her husband?

>> No.17338298 [DELETED] 

>>17338257
At least he's not a faggot about being a faggot.

>> No.17338302 [DELETED] 

>>17338257
>>17338280
Wait what? How is he gay? I haven't read much of the past few hours because of shitposting.

>> No.17338305

>>17338285
Because he seriously things you don't need to fight a Salamander to wife her. He thinks grabbing a stick once and waving it around saying "power of love!" will get him some mere female lizard pussy.

>> No.17338310

>>17338285
Probably shallow and only cares for salamander's looks because god knows, he doesn't care for their personality.

>> No.17338311

>>17338293
ADA states that unless some impediment is in direct contradiction to their job duties, reasonable accommodation should be made.

>> No.17338312

>>17338305
I mean, according to canon you just have to love hard enough for that to work.

>> No.17338314 [DELETED] 

>>17338302

He straight up said he was only half gay. Maybe less.Yeah I don't know either, just roll with it and post more monster girls.

>> No.17338319 [DELETED] 

>>17338257
And this surprises you?

>> No.17338320

>>17338203
>People think they can get interuniversal portals to open which would likely require Mamono Lord+ power
>They think they cant do stuff humans constantly achieve in MGE.

Its like those comics where Superman cant beat Mike Tyson or some shit.

>> No.17338323

>>17338311
They would be some pretty drastic accommodations in some cases.

>> No.17338326
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17338326

Boo

>> No.17338327

>>17338312
KC said even if you love them hard enough and beg, they will still train you until you're a fighter that meets their standards and won't lay eyes on another man in the meantime.
That's not enough for the guy though because even the thought of training in his fantasies terrifies him.

>> No.17338328

>>17338312
If you love her hard enough she'll train you.

>> No.17338332 [DELETED] 

>>17338257
at least he doesn't post about monsterboys, or even alps.

>> No.17338337

If the portals ever open, I can only hope that incubization will cause us to become at least half-decent husbandos, instead of the uncompromising scumbags that expect a relationship to be all take and no give on our part.

No person is born a perfect match for anyone. You have to work at it.

>> No.17338341
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17338341

Guess what? That compliment you paid your childhood friend when you were like 7 or some shit? She took it as something much more than you ever intended it to be. Now she's after your ass with the baby crazy. What did you say to her and what species was she?

>> No.17338343

>>17338326
Adorable

>> No.17338347

>>17338305
But canon supports that or at least make it plausible.

>> No.17338353

This is why i prefer alps.
At least they have a man's sense of humor and know how to treat one.

>> No.17338355

>>17338216
>>17338237
>>17338282
This is hot as fuck

>> No.17338361

>>17338327
You dont have to beg, I still remember that tweet. You only have to propose to her and the training offer comes from her. She is cool about it and all.

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>>17338355
I'm really into krakens now, I can't even believe myself. I just want to get wrapped in those tentacles and ravish her body.

Maybe a kraken husbandoed me.

>> No.17338372

>>17338282
>Gather up all of your Kraken's tentacles and push them up into a mating press
>Its like a volcano of cum and ink down below as her eyes roll back, tongue flies out, and her screams echo throughout the whole house, all of your name
>becomes mere female squid and needs to be dragged out of bed the next morning
>has minor heartpupils just from looking at you from then on, daydreaming all the time about her man, has to contain her orgasms when you do something physical
You know, I'm usually on board with the Kraken loves Otouto meme, but this almost seems like a better avenue
Or rather, an otouto coming of age and totally flipping the tables where he's the man of the house and she looks up to him with awe and submissive lust
I love it, anon. I'm glad we talked about this before and now.

>> No.17338386

>>17338347
Unless you worship Ares it's not happening. Loving her and having the determination will just make her see the potential and train you, otherwise KC would've just said "You instantly win." instead of "She trains you."

>> No.17338392

>>17338288
If what he says its true (assuming it really is the same guy which) I can sort of understand him.

I mean, imagine if people tried to turn dominant monster girls into Yetis or Holstauruses. Granted, this is assuming what he says is true which is a big shot. But if it is I think giving all monster girls standards is similar to making all monster girls Wurms, people who are fans of monster girls that are not that way would rightly be pissed. Again, if its true.

>> No.17338399

>>17338285
The same reason maledomfags go for Hellhound, I guess.

>> No.17338401

Lovin' all the Kraken love today!

Just a reminder, but you know exactly where those tentacles are going if you can't put out...

Ara~ara~

>> No.17338403 [DELETED] 

>>17338257
Well I mean, there are actual furries in the group KDF hangs out with so kudos to him I guess for being mostly normal?

>> No.17338405

>>17338401
Shoo shoo, Tentacle, I'm onto your tricks

>> No.17338407

>>17338372
I like femdom most of the time, but when a girl is like that I have no choice. I'm her man and she's my woman. That's all there is to it and if she doesn't see it then it's time for some extremelly lewd scenes.
The after sex clingyness would be great and I bet she'd still tease me by saying that I'm her otouto.

>>17338401
It's going up her butt!

>> No.17338408

>>17338401
Good thing the anons today sound like they're putting out like crazy.
Sopping wet ink spurting Krakens are my new favorite threadcanon of recent memory.

>> No.17338409

>>17338386
What if he does worship Ares?

>> No.17338412 [DELETED] 

>>17338403
There's a guy in these threads who goes out of his way to state that he'd totally be down to fuck a Cait Sith literally every time the topic goes anywhere near them.
They're closer than you think.

>> No.17338418 [DELETED] 

>>17338412
I'd totally be down to fuck a Cait Sith.

>> No.17338420

>>17338409
>the guy who wilts at the thought of combat
>worshipping Ares
Are you trying to make this sound as stupid as possible?

>> No.17338421

>>17338409
He doesn't. Ares is the goddess of war and he clearly doesn't like fighting, meaning no blessings for him.

>> No.17338425 [DELETED] 

>>17338403
Who does he hang out with?

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>>17338412
They're cuter than Cu's. Would pet but nothing further.

Would much rather pic related

>> No.17338433

When will new content arrive and deliver us from this stagnant thread hell?

>>17338265
>What other horrible matches are there?
A Hellhound lover who's a dom

>> No.17338435 [DELETED] 

>>17338429
Oppai loli werekittens are the cutest.

>> No.17338437

>>17338433
Never. The third world guide is still who knows how far away and regardless of what people have said on the topic, I don't expect any timely translations

>> No.17338439

>>17338407
Exactly. Gotta take charge of a woman like that.
>The after sex clingyness would be great and I bet she'd still tease me by saying that I'm her otouto
I love it.
>At a dinner party with Kraken waifu
>Talking to some other guys while she's talking with some of her friends, bragging about you
>"Hey, Anon! Come here for a second please~"
>Keep talking to your friends, didn't quite hear her
>"Anon! ...Baby? Honey?"
>Still haven't really heard her, in your conversation
>Suddenly you feel a tentacle snake up your leg, rubbing your balls, two soft sacks of flesh on the back of your neck and two long graceful hands drape over your shoulders as she looms over you
>"O-tou-tou~" she whispers, smugly stopping with each syllable
>laugh as both the guys and her friends laugh at her ability to still get you red in the face
>Make a mental note to pound her anally that night until she's screaming your name and calling you a man

>> No.17338441

>>17338420
Makes sense. Maybe he could learn magic then. It is never specified magic is not allowed or that the fight must be physical.

>> No.17338444

>>17338437
>who knows how far away
What do you mean? It will be in 29-31 of december, so half of year

>> No.17338449

>>17338444
If KC doesn't delay it again due to some other random unforeseen consequence.

>> No.17338457

>>17337036
got me first waifu comm in the works right now and i'm gonna get another Also coloring a b&w picture of her as well

>> No.17338459 [DELETED] 

>>17338435
I'd much rather let a full grown kitty get overly-affectionate with me after giving her some catnip

>> No.17338460

>>17338439
Goddamn this Kraken is good. She is getting attacked from behind at night, with some nibbling and reach around gropring. She might get startled at first, but soon her tentacles would be wrapping around me and she'd be trying to act innocent, wondering why I'm so aggressive. After that comes anal from behind with tantacle pulling and ass slapping.

Now she knows how to get rough sex and she'd probably abuse it too.

>> No.17338464 [DELETED] 

>>17338459
What?
Don't you want to give that kitten belly rubs while she rolls around in your lap?

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>>17337036
8k words done with the next viccy chapter. Been procrastinating for too long. Almost done with the story as a whole to start writing other small ones rather than another multi-chapter, hopefully.

>> No.17338473

>>17338421
>>17338409
>Getting left outside of a Temple of Ares as an infant, the second son to your family
>You learn with the priests why they keep her shackled and chained in effigy, an old tradition when men would lose themselves in the throes of berserk fury on the fields of war
>Her expression is stern, with an aquiline nose and strong, muscular features that draws a strong contrast between the waifs and her
>Your heart skipping a beat when you could swear you could feel her watching you with smoldering eyes
>Years go by, your training focusing less on the academic and more on the martial. All true Sons of Ares are meant to go forth and marry the strongest warrior-type monsters, per Her teachings.
>Pain is your teacher, and the spear your wisdom
>Your body goes from a tiny tot to a muscled, hardened young man covered in scars, your knuckles large knobs of flesh
>You've made it a daily ritual to regale the statue of Ares with stories of your training, telling her that you see her as your own mother
>All you ever wanted was validation for your existence
"Your form is off."
>A gruff female voice rumbles one day in the training yard, your body covered in a sheen of sweat
"With your stance that wide a Lizardman could knock you off your feet with a strike sinister."
>Strong, powerful hands grab your shoulders, large feet strapped in sandals re-arranging your feet
>The smell of chestnut oil and charcoal wafts into your nostrils, the woman much larger and stronger than you
"Good. Now, don't lean into the strike, but use the shield to defend yourself. Make her come to you."
>Your shadow opponent can't find an opening in your new defense, your battle spirit reaching a new high as you dance with the projected future wife
>For once you win against your own imagination of what a Lizardman or Salamander could do in a fight, replaying their movements over and over from memory
>Panting, sweating, you look over, expecting your Goddess
>It's an old crone, smiling at you, deep ravines of wrinkles in her sagging flesh. She smells of oil and charcoal, but the idea she was your teacher is baffling.
"Now, clean yourself. After all, eighteen name days is when you enter the wide world, to find your one."
>As you're walking away to the baths, the crone's back straightens, crimson red hair like fire toppling down as her body is filled with youth and strength
>Two red eyes, beacons of fire in the cold magma of her sclera watch you, a curt smile on her face
"After all, what kind of mother would I be if I didn't make sure my son was ready for the trials to come?"

>> No.17338477

>>17338441
Doesn't work either. He wants to win without making an effort.

>> No.17338478 [DELETED] 

Hadn't we already reached a consensus of how the Salamander would handle those scenarios?
>>17333462
>>17333826

I can't see any possible reason why anyone would be against that. Its a win-win with a middle ground reached.

>> No.17338492

>>17337036
might do an update this week

>> No.17338500

>>17338216
>>17338355
>>17338282
Gay

>> No.17338501

>>17338477
More importantly, he doesn't want anything to do with fighting after the initial one.
Which really leaves you wondering then why he's picked the fucking MG that wants fighting for fun.

>> No.17338506

>>17338460
That's true, though a positive thankful side effect would be whenever you come home now, she's probably going to be waiting in a naked apron, spread and panting, already leaking a bit of ink in anticipation for you to ravage and claim her.

>> No.17338518

>>17338501
If it's the same guy who's been at it since the Ochimusha release, at this point it's just some kind of a passive aggressive trolling act.

>> No.17338520 [DELETED] 

>>17338425
shoggocks losenis and inarikitsune

>> No.17338521

>>17338501
To be fair it is technically possible. It is not stated that after the initial fight the man must keep up and it is not without precedent either. The Lizardman pretty much lays down her sword and becomes a housewife after the initial battle. If he can get through that he would just be doing with the Salamander what the Lizardman does with her husband.

>> No.17338523

>>17338506
I'd resist my boner and if she gave me the old "Dinner, bath or... me?" I'd definitely choose bath. I can only imagine how crazy and horny she would get. We'd have a big bathtub so having the kraken attack would be lots of fun.
Having her go from "onee-chan" to wife would definitely make me a happy and pleased man.

>>17338500
I didn't know fucking a monster girl was gay.

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>>17338521
You will weasel and finagle to hell and back and back to hell and back again that you don't actually need to fight Salamanders, contrary to the clear wording of the profile.
But the moment that KC NEGLECTS to mention further fights, suddenly that absence is a hard and fast rule.

You're goddamn comical dude.

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17338530

>tfw we'll never have MG vs Human Paintball matches while an Underwater MGs band plays music

I mean, think about it, humans are the masters of disaster and war so the match would even out whatever super powers MGs have. Probably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG6770beMc

>> No.17338532 [DELETED] 

>>17338520
>actual furries
>losenis
u avin a gigol

>> No.17338533

>>17338521
The Salamander is not a Lizardman. That's why it doesn't work.

>> No.17338534

>>17338501
I guess same reason maledoms pick Hellhounds and go on and on about taming one.

>> No.17338538

>Film some fetish porn in college to pay your student loans
>Everyone on campus recognizes you as that guy who had a Kraken ink on his face as he jerked off
>Some of the more adventurous girls try to get you to try even kinkier stuff with them
>End up known to the girls on campus as the guy willing to do ANYTHING
>Kikimoras wanting you to empty your dorm room's trash can onto them and then fuck them in the ass
>Succubi who want you to lock them in chastity and then drag your dick across their face a few times a day
>A Honey Bee who wants you to smear honey all over yourself and rub yourself all over her
>Even a Lizardman who wants to parade you around campus with a leash

>> No.17338540

>>17338534
I didn't say I approved of that either.

>> No.17338542 [DELETED] 

>>17338520
>inarikitsune
I'm pretty sure everyone around there just tolerates him at best. He doesn't seem like the most popular guy.

>> No.17338545

>>17337036
The commissioner of the Cat/ghost/wolf girl i drew liked it and was going to contact me for a lewd commission involving her, hype for that

>> No.17338552

>>17338523
>Walk to the extra large bathtub with her trailing behind, breathing heavily and barely contained
>Open the door to see the bathtub is completely filled with ink
>Turn to see her naked and dripping, whimpering out 'g-get in, baby...'
Indeed it would. I'd feel the same way.

>> No.17338556

>>17338545
Noice

>> No.17338557

>>17338538
Just decided to go full master, you know, dungeon master

>> No.17338560

>>17338399
>>17338433
>>17338534
Is this the true plan of the patheticfag who hates salamanders and keeps shitposting about them? Some kind of a reverse false-flagging operation so he can turn it around into a "muh invincible hellhounds" argument?

>> No.17338562

>>17338552
With how lewd that Kraken is being she is going to get some naughty baby making sex with electricity again.

Also, taking her to waterparks and beaches would be really fun, but dangerous.

>> No.17338565

>>17338528
What? What the fuck are you talking about? I was saying that the guy you are most likely talking about will have to fight the Salamamder. But simply that after he fights her he can technically stop fighting and that there is a monster girl that does exactly that. I never you could get a Salamander without fighting, chill down. I might be wrong and maybe I read an outdated profile, but the one I read states no further obligations after the wife fight. If it has been updated with new info, sorry.

>> No.17338567

>>17338562
Especially if you've received (and I'm sure you would have) Poseidon's blessing and as such could breathe underwater with no issue.
Kraken attack could come from anywhere.

>> No.17338568

>>17334434
My neigga.
>TFW no pure-hearted nun to help me stay on the path of god by alleviating all my pent up desires.

>> No.17338575 [DELETED] 

>>17338542
>>17338520
No one likes inari, he's a retard who constantly argues himself into a corner and reminds everyone he doesn't like the thread whenever he can.

>> No.17338577

>>17338538
I would watch this sitcom.

>> No.17338581

>>17338567
Oh no. Man that would definitely be a bad episode for me and she would get way too smug. I'm not much of a deep sea man, so even if I got the poseidon blessing I'd still be a little bit on the edge.
I can almost hear her telling me to hold onee-san's hand and go deeper. I'd be so mad and there would be nothing I could do about it at that time.

Anyway, if we got really lewd and she started to release some ink it would definitely grab people's attention. All we could do is get a bit embarrassed and hope that no one notices that we were the actors of the lewd ink video.

>> No.17338595

Hadnt we already reached a consensus about how that saramander situation could resolve?
>>17333462 >>17333826

Maybe the guy should look at these. It is a perfectly reasonable compromise situation where both sides reach a middle ground. Win-Win.

>> No.17338599

>>17338538
Is getting inked the equivalent of a cumshot?

>> No.17338622

>>17338599
It's like piss and cum at the same time.

>> No.17338648

>>17338622
You singlehandedly ruined this fetish for me.

>> No.17338662
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Do you think dark mages enjoy being praised during sex, considering they're selfish and egoistical according to the profile?

I want to tell a loli dark mage how sexy every part of her body is while fucking her from behind and dominating her

>> No.17338665

>>17338662
Way to ruin dark mages twice in one single phrase.

>> No.17338670

>>17338648
If anything it's more like spit.

>> No.17338684

>>17338662
They probably enjoy being worshiped and complimented. And they give you a headpat for being a nice, obedient servant.

Also you think their houses look rickety on the outside but are actually really lavish on the inside?

>> No.17338703

Krakens got lewded too hard today. They deserve a break to get back into the dominant onee-san style.

>> No.17338704

>>17338662
>Do you think dark mages enjoy being praised during sex
>"I love you!"
>"shut up baby I know it"

>> No.17338707

>>17338473
So what happens if an Ares warrior priestess finds out her son is a nerd that would rather read books then fight?

>> No.17338715

>>17338707
>sonimdisapoint

>> No.17338719

Lilims are dangerous rapist who will turn you into a flesh dildo incapable of doing anything other than pleasing her. Stay far away from them and never trust them for a second.

>> No.17338724

>>17338707
He gets sent off to Auntie Athena with all the other pillow biters.

>> No.17338732

>>17338719
Truely Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.17338735

>>17338704
Now all I can imagine is a Dark Mage in pimp getup.

>> No.17338736

>>17338703
Meh, they're easy going. Onee-san or lewd lover, they're all good and go with the flow.

>> No.17338749

>>17338703
>They deserve a break to get back into the dominant onee-san style
Forget it, now after hellhounds apparently comes krakens.

>> No.17338762

>>17336558
They would have to go to chaos school, if I couldn't get the ol' waifu to a Queen state before a kid popped off.
I'd choose a religious school, with a chaos chapel.
She would probably ace the home.ec course. She would not join the meido club though, out of a simple desire to be cool in front of other meidos.

>> No.17338765

>>17338703
I think they got a significant boost today.

>> No.17338766

>>17338749
I would love big, strongfat hellhound to grab me and carry me off to bed when I get home.

>> No.17338769

>>17338765
No they didn't.

>> No.17338778

>>17338326
That actually scared me a bit. didn't expect that.

>> No.17338779

>>17338665
>not wanting a high intelligence loli with moderate amounts of genki and a touch of smug who'll quickly learn how to sweet talk and to press your buttons in a good way

>>17338704
I meant being a bit more specific than that, anon.

>> No.17338784

>>17338765
They definitely got a boost for me.

>> No.17338788

>>17338779
Lolis are for stretching and gratuitous amounts of semen.

>> No.17338790

>>17338765
Agreed. Its nice to see a role switchup outside of usual threadcanon.

>> No.17338794

>>17338719
Hellhounds are dangerous rapist who will turn you into a flesh dildo incapable of doing anything other than pleasing her. Stay far away from them and never trust them for a second.

>> No.17338798

>>17336558
I would set them to the NTR school, where they will learn how NTR is absolute shit that should never be allowed.

>> No.17338800

>>17338779
>not wanting
No, not really, go for witches or something

>> No.17338803

>>17338794
Her protectiveness won me over, I will take the rape if that gets me cuddled and protected in her strong paws.

>> No.17338809
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>>17338779
>Smug Manticub teaching you the true meaning of the gom jabbar
>Stick your dick in her tailpussy
>A human will seek more pleasure, while an animal will fear being eaten and try to pull out
>Either way you're getting envenomated and she's getting a huge wad

>> No.17338813

>>17338803
To be fair, and i'm not saying that Hellhounds aren't great, but there are other MGs who will protect you just as hard without the rape.

>> No.17338817

>>17338800
>go for an another species that has very little in common with the first one past general cosmetic theme
Come on, now.

>> No.17338818

>>17338794
Be careful with hellhounds in heat. They will rape you no matter what.

>> No.17338822

>>17338809
Smug manticubs are the cutest.
Gonna go till all her spines are used, although I don't know where she's holding it all.

>> No.17338823

>>17338813
For example?

>> No.17338825

>>17338662
It my be my fantasies talking here, but I assume they enjoy forced body worship as well.

>> No.17338828

>>17338813
>MGs who will protect you just as hard without the rape.
Then its not as good! How else should they show their love?

>> No.17338829

>>17338779
That's Baph-chan

>> No.17338830

>>17338813
the majority of MGs will rape you though, its just a question of how rough

>> No.17338834

>>17338817
>I want to dominate a loli so instead of going for a sub loli I'll go for the species about big, curvy haughty girls

>> No.17338835

>>17338809
Precocious manticores might find the tables turned on them if they bite off more than they can chew.

>> No.17338840

>>17331768
Its not factual.

>> No.17338842

>>17338765
So we can expect it to be pushed?

>> No.17338843

>>17338809
>>17338822
>>17338835
a manticub would probably be more dangerous than an adult. She would probably inject too much venom unlike an adult who paces it out and teases her target. It would probably be unhealthy leaves of venom that will causes the man too have a orgasm so powerful/long he will pass out and may have brain damage.

>> No.17338847

>>17338835
That why you keep going when she tells you that she's 'had her fill', forcing her to act smug while she feels herself being pumped fuller than she'd anticipated.

>>17338843
You just gotta work it out of your system and into her.

>> No.17338849

>>17338842
Probably not. If anything you'll have one or two posts here and there talkinga bout Krakens spitting on anons.

>> No.17338851

>>17338842
Dude, people just had a discussion, calm down.

>> No.17338852

>>17338823
a lot of the "submissive" ones, after the initial contact raping of course. Soldier Beetle, Redcap in circumstances, and Shogs maybe,

>> No.17338859

>>17338822
What can I say? Smug lolis melt my heart.

I want to smash a Manticub through the fucking floor, though. Or a Baphomet.

>> No.17338861

>>17338823
The greatest protector of them all and cutest girl. Dragon.

>> No.17338863

>>17338859
But you can't do that when she's using her tail.

>> No.17338866

>>17338863
Fucking watch me.

>> No.17338870

>>17338852
>redcap not raping
>some accident or hold up stops you from getting home for 6 hours
>shes already standing next to the car with the machete

>> No.17338887

>>17338834
>you should go for an another species that doesn't fit the scenario and personality at all, because I think monsters come out of the womb looking and acting exactly like the combination of their profile and my personal headcanon

>> No.17338890

>>17338852
Shogs and Recaps are not really warriors and thus I don't think they can protect as good as the Hellhound. The Hellhound is explicitly stated to have a "powerful durable" body, and while not a warrior, she was created specifically to be a guardian, they were made to fight and protecting is part of their DNA, to the point that they are the only monster girl so far that has even lower killing standards than the other monster girls because of how forceful they are with threats. They also look intimidating as fuck.

>> No.17338891

I haven't been here for a long time. How are you silly fucks doing these days?

>> No.17338893

>>17338887
>not all monstergirls are the same dude
>that means they can be however I want, without following the species' common traits, which would make her a completely different girl

>> No.17338894

>>17338891
KDF is gay.

>> No.17338897

>>17338866
Anon, that's what you use a lolis ass for.

You pound hr so hard into it that she starts twitching and can't control herself.

>> No.17338898
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>>17338891
Okay.

>> No.17338900

>>17338894
Okay.

>> No.17338908

>>17338898
wtf I like automatons now? That collared boob shirt is a masterpiece.

>> No.17338909

>>17338891
Loving monster girls.

>> No.17338913

>>17338861
Aren't Dragons picky? If so they are no good for me. You only need a Hellhound to see you and be good at the rape to make her your guardian.

>> No.17338918

>>17338913
Dragons aren't social, but if you go for them they'll love you back. Also, being picky or not does not affect her ability to protect.

>> No.17338920

>>17338893
>extrapolating a younger and more innocent version of a species that's fully grown in the profile = changing everything

>> No.17338921

>>17338908
>shirt
Automatons are technically naked in the way Shoggoths are.

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>> No.17338928

>>17338893
>>that means they can be however I want, without following the species' common traits, which would make her a completely different girl

Not either of you two slap fighting each other, but KC has confirmed this is allowed on multiple occasions. Profiles aren't universal traits, merely the most common ones. Sterotypes, if you will. If I say Americans eat burgers and own guns, it's still entirely possible there are Americans that don't use either.

>> No.17338936

>>17338926
>1 tail
I'm not into kids.

>> No.17338937

>>17338847
>>17338897
>hurr durr cumflate and break the lolis
Kill yourself cancer, fuck off back to /d/.

>> No.17338942

>>17338926
>5head
>one tail
What a disgrace.

>> No.17338944

>>17338937
Hey, Cancers are cute girls!
And its not breaking, its forceful loving!

>> No.17338949

>>17338921
technically, but i'm trying to imply that Automaton has good taste in the way she looks. I would be a proud master.

>> No.17338951

>>17338928
It's pointless to waste words on those people, it's always the autistic femdom purists who start shit like this while disregarding everything that doesn't support their viewpoints. It wouldn't suprise me if he was one of the people forcing the onee-sabbath meme for extra hypocrisy points.

And just last thread it was confirmed that KC grilled their sacred cow, and they still don't understand.

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>>17338944

>> No.17338955

>>17338952
Ah yes, the frightening dance of the loli cancers.

Would you resist one of those girls clacking her claws at you?

>> No.17338957

>>17338955
only the bottom one is the loli

>> No.17338958

>>17338952
>mini crab girl + crab girl dancing
Thats just adorable.

>> No.17338963

>>17338928
Ain't no real 'muricans, dang gummit.
Darn liberal commies! Ruinin' dis 'er nation!

>> No.17338967

>>17338957
The point stands!

>> No.17338973

>>17338967
MGQ girls are irredeemable trash.

>> No.17338977

>>17338955
I wouldn't be able to resist them washing me...shudder

>> No.17338983

>>17338918
I say being picky, because no girl that is picky will well, pick me. So if she is her ability to guard is irrelevant.

>> No.17338984

>>17338973
Then replace her with a cancer.

>>17338977
You poor fool.
They'd probably be washing you gently and trying to pretend to not be staring at your dick.

>> No.17338989

>>17338973
Tamamo is redeemable, at least if you don't take Paradox in count, which going by what an anon here said, it ruined her by making her fine killing men.

>> No.17338992 [DELETED] 

>>17338944
Fuck off /d/obson.

>> No.17338994
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17338994

I've been reading porn about short girls getting pounded into cock-loving breeding sluts, and now all I want to do is rape the ever-loving fuck out of a shortstack monster girl until she permanently heart-pupils.

>> No.17339000

>>17338994
>Those legs fully stretching
Unf

>> No.17339002

>>17338989
a version of her,
but she gets stopped by the other version of her thats good I think , without an actual translation its kind of hard to figure out what happened, but I think theres the other tamamo is the good one.

>> No.17339011

>>17338983
She's irrelevant to you, but since the world doesn't spin around one person that doesn't matter. Dragon and her zombie form are definitely up there on the protection list. As far as I know they are the best guardians you can find.

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>>17336742
>Femdom
>Gentle Femdom
>Role reversal

>> No.17339022

>>17338994
>monsterboy
What are you doing

>> No.17339024
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>>17338994
I'd be fine with just a small monstergirl, but otherwise read you loud and clear. Turning a Redcap into a a complete mess every day would be awesome. Or a bratty Vamp Mosquito

>> No.17339029
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How busty do you like your elves?

>> No.17339032

>>17339002
Any plot involving "multiverses" needs to be moved directly to the trash.

>> No.17339039
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>>17339029
something like this

>> No.17339045

>>17339032
you belong in the trash

>> No.17339046

>>17333933
>>17334095
how, exactly, is she going to stop anyone from commissioning "her OC" from another artist? Has anyone thought this through?

>> No.17339049

>>17339029
Elseword?

More like elves world!
Would collect a small harem of elves.

>> No.17339061
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How do I go about becoming a disciple of Eros Paladin? I want to get as swole and sensitive as him for my waifu.

>> No.17339064
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>>17339029
That's hardly busty.

>> No.17339068

>>17339061
gallon of milk a day

>> No.17339070

>>17339061
It simple really, follow Eros principles! Treat your lover with respect and adoration, and fuck her senseless until the both of you are unconscious every night. Soon enough you'll be as charming and ripped as pic related himself!

>> No.17339073
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>>17339064
Fuck anyone who hates Kloah girls. They are perfectly busty.

>> No.17339074

>>17339061
You worship Eros and then you lift love.

>> No.17339077

>>17339064
Is it wrong that I want a collection of dairy elves?

>> No.17339081

>>17339061
Listen to this on repeat for about ten days while lifting
https://youtu.be/Pn7oEYe4ePc

>> No.17339083

>>17338994
Monsterboys are the best. How can human bois even compete

>> No.17339084

>>17339064
>>17339073
Mein bruddas

>> No.17339087

>>17339011
Yes, she is irrelevant to me, if she is picky. I don't really know if Dragons are picky though or if it is just a baseless claim I heard from multiple anons.

>> No.17339090

>>17339073
I like that comic with the nerdy girl thats bullied into having sex with that guy but then likes him anyway

>> No.17339095

>>17339077
yes, thats 100 floggings

>> No.17339100

>>17338994
As I've aid in the past, these threads allow this kinda shitposting to happen without any resilience whatsoever.

>> No.17339101

>>17339064
>>17339073
I'm intimidated

>> No.17339103

>>17339061
>Fucking jacked
>10/10 facial hair genes
>Aesthetics for days
>long, lustrous hair
>dem eyebrows
>man of god
>11/10 wife that's a cutie and a great support fighter
>20 Charisma, 20 STR, 20 WIS
Eros Paladin is best waifu

>> No.17339110

>>17339061
>That ever so tiny blush from Cupid wife
Awww, she doesn't wanna admit it but she just swoons over her hubby on the inside, doesn't she?

>> No.17339113

>>17339087
Like I've said it's not that they are picky, it's just that they don't really go out to meet dudes and have sex. She'll still act proud and haughty towards you, but if you take the first step she'll take you under her wing.

>> No.17339120

>>17339103
I want to see Eros paladin and Winter paladin in a stand-off over a misunderstanding. Latenight plz

>> No.17339124

>>17339073
>that abomination
>perfect

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>>17339120
>>17339120

>> No.17339128

>>17339120
>>17339126
Oh shit

>> No.17339140

>>17339126
Literally exactly what I thought of.

>> No.17339152

>>17339019
Is this a condition where monstergirls get manfaces?

>> No.17339161

>>17339152
Yeah, it's called hellhounditis.

>> No.17339167

>>17339083
If monsterboys do exist we need to become refugee/nigger tier violent to preserve our waifus.
Not even trying to be edgy this is the only way we can make it as men.

>> No.17339172

>>17339167
>replying

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>>17338989
That anon must have been talking about the monster world version. The original Tamamo abandoned those tendencies long before the events of MGQ.

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>>17339152
Yeah. It's called Bad Art-thritis.

It's the only picture I have of a hellhound princess carrying somebody. There's an unjust lack of princess carrying art in general.

>> No.17339180

your monster girl is lackluster and morose ,
how do you bring her spirits up.

>> No.17339184

>>17339152
Kek
You think that is manface? Have you seen that shitty muscle wolf that some literal faggot posts? That thing has the one of the manliest faces ever drawn

>> No.17339185

>>17339176
I know they are both from different artist, but could threesome work retaining their art styles?

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W-why is this elf giving me that look?

>> No.17339188

>>17339180
raspberry her core. She loves that.

>> No.17339190

>>17339176
>abandoned those tendencies long before
And she's still a mass murderer even though she stopped doing it.

>> No.17339193

>>17339186
Fill her with babies.

>> No.17339198

>>17339184
Yeah her swole body looks okay but the face is a 10/10 manface.

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>>17339184
She's cute. CUUUUUTE.

>> No.17339203

>>17339180
Tell her the Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight That should pick her up.

>> No.17339207

>>17339200
Her body is attractive as a muscle worshipper. But the nose and jawline is something you would see on a superhero.

>> No.17339208

>>17339180
Neck kisses and horn massages.

>> No.17339211

>>17339207
I think they fit her nicely.

>> No.17339212

>>17339190
Show of hands, how many anons would not be okay with their wife killing someone?

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>>17339207
Cute.

I wish I could read moon sometimes, just so I could understand what the guy's characters are all about.
Inb4 they're all futa or something horrible like that.

>> No.17339218

>>17339207
That body isn't attractive to anyone else except literal faggots, not to even mention the face.

>> No.17339219
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17339219

Could you handle Modern Day Mimics anon?

It would be like Prey except with MGs.

Gotta be ready at ALL times.

>> No.17339222

>>17339218
Cool opinion

>> No.17339225

>>17339219
Mimics transform to suit your taste correct? what if more than 1 is seeking you? would you see 2 identical mimics stalking?

>> No.17339231

>>17339218
>liking a girl makes you a faggot
ok.

>>17339219
>Go to grab a mug for a cup of coffee
>Mug starts molesting your face

>> No.17339233

>>17339225
>look outside
>about a dozen or so vending machines on my front lawn.

>> No.17339234

>>17339222
Cool /hm/ tastes.

>> No.17339235

>>17337168
who is the artist that did this? all I'm getting from reverse image searches is content aggregation sites.

>> No.17339236

>>17339212
It really depends on the reason.

>> No.17339237

>>17339218
H o t O p i n i o n s

>> No.17339238
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>>17339218
You're almost as easy to trigger as that guy who gets buttblasted whenever Chanta's Ran gets posted.

>> No.17339242

>>17339207
A cuter face would be fantastic.

A wolfu like that would get bread in no-time if I could get her.

Or any other species really.

A muscle goat with bigger horns would get love d like there was no tomorrow.

>> No.17339243

>>17339219
Elevators, subway cars, taxis, lockers, and telephone booths make for good mimics.

>> No.17339244

>>17339212
In the world/era they're in I don't care

>> No.17339249

>>17339219
Mimics are actually in my top five. I've wanted a Mimic in my party for years now. Modern day mimics might be able to squeeze into a briefcase, but portable bathrooms would probably be the most effective.

>> No.17339250

>>17339212
I need context first.

>> No.17339251

>>17339249
your party?

>> No.17339255

>>17339113
Ah I see. As long as she will take me, then I am okay. And I have no problem if she acts haughty, thats hot. I said picky as in, rejecting you or not wanting to marry a guy because he is not powerful or something like that.

>> No.17339257

>>17339251
Talking about MGQ paradox.

>> No.17339263

>>17339238
Well be my guest and keep wasting more images on dumping pictures of a fucking buff man in the monster GIRL thread.

>> No.17339264

>>17338994
Why do you think whenever I throw shekels at Melon it involves Nachos getting smashed?

>> No.17339265
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>>17339219
I think it'd be really cute if a Mimic's chest moved like Lock, Shock, and Barrel's bathtub. How do you properly fuck a Mimic, though? Can they come out of their disguises?

>> No.17339267
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17339267

Tease the wolfu!

>> No.17339268

>>17339251
Im glad you asked!
Shoggoth thief
Bubble Slime healer
Dark Slime mage

>> No.17339270

>>17339265
I like to think of their chest being their base form and they come out enough that you can fuck them. They can get around by hopping loud and clankily. They're cute!

>> No.17339272

>>17339267
How pissed off would a catgirl be at you doing the q-tip method?

>> No.17339274

>>17339255
Nah, dragons don't have that but a lot of people assume they do because they are high ranking monsters. They might prefer stronger or rich guys, but a weak one will make her wet just the same.

>> No.17339275

>>17339218
This
I can understand liking toned fit women like grills from SF or something but liking pure muscle bodybuilder with zero femininity? You are a fag

>> No.17339279

>>17339236
>>17339250
Your context is that she's evil.

>> No.17339284

>>17339279
Then I wouldn't like it. If she was married to me she would get some healing.

>> No.17339286

>>17339265
What do you think the keyhole is for?

>> No.17339287

>>17339275
MGT: Purveyors of strict rules on what kind of body you can like in a thread about girls with monstrous parts

>> No.17339291

>>17339279
"Evil Overlord" evil or yandere, psycopathic nutjob, danger to self and others evil?

>> No.17339294

>>17339265
Mimics would make the best hoard keepers. I want a chuuni mimic who shouts about the gate of babylon

>> No.17339299

>>17339291
Whichever you prefer.

>> No.17339300

>>17339287
There's a difference between "girl with monstrous parts" and "literally a man."

>> No.17339306

>>17339032
You know there is a very real chance MGE is a multiverse right? With KC saying canon things are basically "up to your imagination" like the requirements to tame a Hellhound, or Druella being ambiguously married. There is a chance that MGE is divided in universes per each MGE fan. Also we have Dragonia, which is an outright parallel universe.

>> No.17339308

>>17339300
I believe you've missed the point

>> No.17339314

>>17339306
>You know there is a very real chance MGE is a multiverse right?
Yes, and?

>> No.17339315

>>17339306
>MGE is a multiverse
You are high as fuck.

>> No.17339316

>>17339287
This will probably sound hilarious here, but I don't like seeing the same pictures ad nauseum. Especially when it's the same artist, back to back, over and over.

>> No.17339317

>>17339316
Well that I get, absolutely.

>> No.17339320

>>17339219
>Be young Anon, middle of summer
>102 degrees in MGC suburbs
>By Hathor's mighty tits it feels like you're standing on the sun
>Ears hang low/turkey in the straw jingle plays in the distance
>holymotherfuckitsanicecreamtruck.mp3
>Grab 10 mamano bucks and run out to the curb
>Only the neighborhood girls are around it
>The boys are all either giving it wide berth or are being held back by their mothers
>Woman driving the truck today
>Your momster always warned you not to go near the ice cream truck if a woman was driving it, especially in MGC
>But you're already out here, and son she got the Spiderman head popsicle
>Plus mom's at work so what she don't know won't hurt her
>Last in line, but worth the wait, you can already taste it
>Notice the frost from the cooler in the truck has formed icicles over the counter
>You must be seeing things but you could swear they moved when she notices you in line
>They line the window perfectly like teeth in the maw of some hungry beast
>Finally at the front, it's obvious she's not human anymore from this close
>A slight blue tint to her skin and icy hair, she hasn't taken her eyes off of you since she first spotted you
>You'd think she was a glacies if she wasn't giving you such a warm smile
>Thanks you for coming to get ice cream and making her feel wanted
>She says she was worried none of the boys would come near
>All these awful lies from their mothers that she'd gobble them up and was "untrustworthy"
>She was starting to get lonely
>Well such a brave boy as yourself deserve "special" treatment
>Asks if you want to come inside and pick out your popsicle yourself

Do you take her up on the offer anon?

>> No.17339321

>>17339314
Well you said stories with multiverses are shit, but MGE is likely a multiverse.

>> No.17339325

>>17339315
Dragonia is a parallel universe, that makes it a multiverse.

>> No.17339327
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>>17339300
Looks like a woman to me

>> No.17339328

>People can imagine their own individual interpretations of the world where they're the one who married Druella
:thinking: You don't say?

>> No.17339330

>>17339320
The Momster should intervene.

>> No.17339333
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>>17339321
You're not really this slow, are you?

>> No.17339337

>>17339073
Kloah has the shittiest anatomy.

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>>17294353
From humble beginnings, thus the Clowder Group was formed.

>> No.17339343

>>17339325
Dragonia is fanfiction, which makes Dragonia fanfiction.

It's funny how nobody ever tried to claim MGE is a multiverse until KC clarified that Hellhounds can be tamed. You are literally at stage 3: bargaining.

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>>17339328
>where they're the one who married Druella
Well nowhere is it specifically said I wasn't the one to marry her.

>> No.17339345

>>17339330
And then your 6 foot 6 Mothman Momster comes up, face plastered in a smile, and uses LOOM, asking what the nice lady was saying

>> No.17339348

>>17339294
That'd be the best. A little hammer-space waifu
>be under the sink fixing the plumbing
>"Monkey wrench... Blowtorch... Hot glue gun... Excaliber..."
>one by one, she pulls each item out of her chest and hands it to you
>finally finish up and come out exhausted
>she whips out your favorite beer, ice cold

>> No.17339350

>>17339320
Do those momsters not care about their neighbor's kid?

>> No.17339353

>>17339341
Damn delinquents!

>> No.17339358 [DELETED] 

>>17339333
"fanfiction" endorsed and illustrated by KC himself.

>> No.17339360

>>17339348
Mimics are wife material. Plus you never have to worry about owning property. I suppose the same could be said of Wendigos and Trumparts. Mimics are business minded though.

>> No.17339362

>>17339341
The Kutie Kool Kats.

>> No.17339365

>>17339341
Is that a gyaru cat on the left? What does she look like as an adult? I hope she's purrfect

>> No.17339368

>>17339350
I don't know but Wendi's mom has got it going on.

Single momsters are for tender loving in 'not quite public' places.

>> No.17339373

>>17339341
I want to join the rival gang of Kobolds.

>> No.17339376

>>17339343
"fanfiction" that is illustrated ane endorsed be KC himself. Dragonia being outright called a parallel universe to MGE. And I dont understand what Hellhounds have to do with it, since the multiverse has no bearing on Hellhound being or not tameable.

>> No.17339378

>>17339320
I demand more lad.

>> No.17339380

>>17339350
A mimic of such size to form a proper ice cream truck would have access to powerful dimension magic. As close as he is, it's too late for him. Best let her have her new husband and be happy he's not their kid.

>> No.17339384

>>17339368
I wanna see momsters squaring up to each other, bust to bust, overtly smiling and being overly polite, while their actually speaking daggers to each other in competition over an anon that they both want to seduce

>> No.17339385

>>17339341
Latenight please draw some extra lewd leaking Kraken!

I'll sacrifice something for it!

>> No.17339387 [SPOILER] 
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17339387

>>17339385
He already did

>> No.17339388

>>17339272
>Trying to q-tip a Nekomata or Catgirl during their heat
They say Anon was raped no less than three times that day

>> No.17339393

>>17339384
The answer is obvious.
They test both their chests on anon before moving on to some other forms of 'testing'

>> No.17339394

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to properly water those plant girls.

They get aggressive without it.

>> No.17339396

>>17339376
And yet nothing in official MGE points to any alternate universe bullshit. And it's not hard to see what hellhounds have got to do with it, considering nobody has tried to push this in the history of MGE, until some guy started the "hey gais MGE is actually a multiverse" thing last thread while specifically talking about hellhounds. KC has already told you how it is, no amount of retarded memes and headcanon is going to change that.

>> No.17339398

>>17339387
I meant drooling ink with a toragao, drowining in pleasure.

>> No.17339413

>>17338538
>>17339387

Hey look! It's THAT guy!

>> No.17339417

>>17339396
Do explain why there being a multiverse has any signigicance in affecting the fact Hellhounds are tamable. "It is obvious" is not an answer.

>> No.17339419
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17339419

Little waifus are for princess carrying. Obvious, but true.

>> No.17339420

>>17339384
>"Ah, miss wendigo, It's so nice to see you around town, I thought you were moving to that group home for older monstergirls~"
>"Awawa, but wasn't it you who just had their over-the-hump birthday, miss Unagi-Joro?"
>"Fufu, Miss wendigo, that was two years ago, surely your age hasn't started to effect your memory already~?"
>"Ahh, miss Joro, are you sure the mucus hasn't seeped through and rotted your brain~?"
>Meanwhile anon is watching as electricity sparks between their closed eyes, daijobu stares at each other from manono mana, their busts pushed so tight against each other you can see sweat forming on their brows from each not wanting to give an inch

>> No.17339436

>>17339420
The answer is obvious.
Dick them both in a love hotel.

>> No.17339446

>>17339417
The significance is that people are trying to push the multiverse meme now, so they can keep their heads in the sand and pretend that their fantasies are still happening in a headcanon MGE universe where hellhounds aren't tameable, and that universe is "official" instead of pure headcanon. The first instance of someone ever trying to claim MGE is officially a multiverse was literally in the last thread, talking about hellhound taming.
This shit is outright pathetic at this point, even from hellhoundfags.

>> No.17339448

>>17339436
Actually I'm fine with only dicking the Wendigo

>> No.17339449

>>17339436
But then they'll just start competing to see whose various parts you like more and it takes forever even though everyone knows it's just going to end with everyone getting every piece of the other two they can reach. It's a very time-consuming process that just leaves everyone smelly and jealous.

>> No.17339481
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>sitting on the couch watching tv when your lich gf walks in
>"Anon, I shall be down in the basement conducting experiments. I do not wish to be disturbed.
>"Alright, have fun."
>"...Very well, then. I shall go begin my dangerous, yet highly fascinating tests."
>"Be careful."
>"...It's unfortunate that I have yet to perfect that potion that would give me extra arms to help me hurry things along, but I suppose I can make do on my own."
>"...Do you want me to help you with your experiments?"
>as soon as you finish that sentence, she zaps you with a beam of magic that poofs a lab coat on you
>"If you must insist on assisting me, I suppose I could allow you to support my research."
>sometimes you wish she'd just be honest

>> No.17339489

>>17339481
>braless hoodie
Anon stop, my dick can barely handle a normal Lich

>> No.17339496

>>17339446
It doesnt. The multiverse has to follow the core rules of MGE, so Hellhound would be tamable in all universes.

>> No.17339516
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>>17339489
Hoodies make monster girls 100% cuter, this is a scientific fact.

>> No.17339517

>>17339489
What's wrong? She always dresses like this when she's in the house.

>> No.17339527
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>>17339516
Hoodies are cute!

>> No.17339531

>>17339516
I want to platonically cuddle with Hoodie Lich. Just sit her in my lap, pull a cozy blanket over us, and spend an afternoon watching movies and playing vidya. I don't care if she's not wearing anything downstairs, I'd still keep it above the table.

>> No.17339532

>>17339527
Hoodies are not cute.

>> No.17339535
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>>17339532
What the hell are you on, anon?

>> No.17339538
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>>17339516
i wanna steal a hellhound's toasty warm hoodie and see what happens
probably rape most definitely rape

>> No.17339541

>>17339538
>Stealing the hoodie
>Not sharing it with her
You're a special kind of evil

>> No.17339542

>>17339535
An article of clothing cannot be cute, only the person wearing one can be cute.

>> No.17339543

>>17339531
I want to romantically cuddle with a naked lich in bed and hold her close while drifting to sleep.

>> No.17339548

>>17339541
is it too late to take back my statement and switch it out for this infinitely better idea

>> No.17339563

>>17339542
Ittan momens though

>> No.17339566

>>17339563
Not cute.

>> No.17339571

>>17339566
Ex fucking scuse me?

>> No.17339573

>>17334663
>kikimora
>not submissive
whaaaat?

>> No.17339580

>>17339571
Ittan momens are not cute.

>> No.17339600
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17339600

Just saw this picture in my folder and felt the urge to post it.

God

Dammit

>> No.17339608

>>17339600
Snek rubdowns

>> No.17339610

>>17339573
You people need to get out of the mindset of Kikimoras just being low level servants that only do what they're told.
A proper Kikimora is going to kick you in the ass any time she feels you need it. If one of them takes a liking to you when you're just some NEET, she'll drag you to success kicking and screaming if she has to, which includes things like being in charge of dressing you, deciding what and when you eat, making you go to bed when she decides it's time and even following you into the bath to make sure you don't half ass it. And she will do this until she's sure you can stick to that routine on your own.
Once you're a fucking millionaire, then yeah she's going to wait on you hand and foot and love every second of it, but don't be surprised if you get a wooden spoon to the knuckles a few times on your way to that point.

>> No.17339614
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>>17339600
K-Kasen?

>> No.17339617
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>>17339608
Caring for all that skin & scales must be exhausting. Any husband willing to pamper his snek that much is a champ that deserves the good fuck.

>> No.17339625

>>17339610
Pretty much this. Kikis are monstergirl super nannies.

>> No.17339628

>>17339617
Meer a shit.

>> No.17339630

What would happen if an average anon goes to the Mamono Army HQ to protest War Rape?

>> No.17339634

>>17339610
What if a guy is a constant screw up then, does everything a kiki tells him to, like taking fool proof plans somehow messing it up even further?

>> No.17339635

>>17339610
well said.

>> No.17339637

>>17339630
he's raped.

>> No.17339638

>>17339541
>>17339548

Plan C:
>Steal the Hoodie at the end of the day
>Wear it to the gym, go jogging, cardio at home; whatever it takes, just work up a good sweat
>Have ribs or steak cuts prepared beforehand,; cook them for dinner while wearing her hoodie
>Smoke cook them for bonus points and make sure to use extra spices
>Masturbate for an hour or two while wearing it
>Go to sleep wearing the hoodie, roll yourself up in the blanket to keep all of your scent in it
>Wake up early in the morning
>Sneak it back to where you found it, her locker at school, office, gym club, whatever
>Go about your daily routine and wait until she finds and wears her hoodie
>A hoodie that now smells like you, sex, and BBQ

You'll know when she comes looking for you by the howling.
This is how you get the hellhound.

>> No.17339642

About to go to bed and these comfy thoughts came to me.
>alps lay on top of sleeping men because it's comfier for them.
>nightmares can be a sort of pillow while you sleep.

>> No.17339643

>>17339634
Then she fucks him until her mana makes him less of a fuckup. Part of the deal with mamono mana is that even as she changes a bit to become your ideal partner, you change a bit to become hers.

>> No.17339646

>>17339600
>"You look tense"
>"Let me help you calm down"
>"Ufufufu..."

>> No.17339647

>>17339634
then you have a sitcom

>> No.17339648
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>>17339628
Mir a cute

>> No.17339651

>>17339610
So what if anon just becomes moderately successful instead?

>> No.17339652

>>17339643
>her magic just makes him better
that is a boring, basic bitch response

>>17339647
lel

>> No.17339659
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Sporty salamanders

>> No.17339660

>>17339628
Then get me a different pic to use for tail care. Until then, I'm sticking with it.

>> No.17339662

>>17339610
See this shit?

This is why I get a Kiki to help with the ol' therapy. Help me to get comfortable with physical contact

>> No.17339666

>>17339617
Isn't that Miia?

>> No.17339667
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17339667

Hey anon, you've got a little something in your teeth.

>> No.17339671

>>17339667
I hope it's her tongue

>> No.17339688

>>17339651
She stays as a switch. The weaker you are, the harder she doms.

>> No.17339691

>>17339634
I think if you were that much of a fuck up, a Kikimora would have noticed before deciding to make you her master.

>> No.17339693
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>>17339666
Your point? Monstergirls caring for their various monster bits, or having their husbands do the same, is cute.

>> No.17339697

>>17339693
>tfw no Anubis to pamper.

>> No.17339700

>>17334663
I cant read shit.

>> No.17339703

>>17339610
Will she literally bitchslap me out of bed? Because that would be so hot.

>> No.17339704

>>17339691
It attracts them, if anything. An endearing compulsion.

>> No.17339709

>>17339610
>>17339703
>Kikimora thinking she needs to be rough to get you off your lazy ass to do things
>She ends up making you develop a masochism fetish instead
Must be infuriating.

>> No.17339711

>>17339610
Im fine if she gets me out of NEED more. But what if I dont want or think I can be a freaking millionaire? Thats too much.

>> No.17339717

NEED more, sorry I meant NEET mode.

>> No.17339725
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>>17338060
That Mouse sure can take a pounding. Nazrin has great hips for breeding too.

>> No.17339727
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>>17339697
>After a long week of working for her demading Pharaoh, you treat your Anubis like a queen
>A warm, soothing mineral bath soak
>An exfoliating body scrub and rich shampoo
>Massage in conditioner for shiny, healthy hair
>Dry her down with a big, fluffy towel
>Manicure & pedicure
>Lovingly brush her fur and tail until it's glossy
>Ending with a deep, full body massage using a host of exotic, fragrant oils
>By the end she's positively radiant
By the end she'd be torn between revelling in how good she feels, and ravishing me as thanks but undoing all my hard work.

>> No.17339728

>>17339709
She can just treat him roughly as a reward.

>> No.17339729

>>17339652
>that is a boring, basic bitch response
Exactly why I don't like mamonomana

>> No.17339737

>>17339727
Such is life for Anon, the Royal Anubis' personal assistant. (Also her scribe, because it's difficult to write with big fluffy paws.)

>> No.17339751

>>17339729
Thanks Obama.

>> No.17339763

>>17339648
>Mir a cute
>Only Mir I know is the Russian space station
>I'm a bit taken aback when I realize I finally found a topic that Japan hasn't yet moe-personified

It's still only a matter of time until we get Space Station Girls.

>> No.17339775
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>>17339763
Once their WW2 boner dies down, I'm sure they'll move onto the Space Race. Would probably make in interesting sequel to Kantai.

>> No.17339788

>>17339775
Space ships

>> No.17339794
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>>17339775
>Onii-chan! A-are you sure your docking ring will fit?
>Ahh! It's coming!
>Onii-san, I can feel you inside me!
>Nooo, don't spread by solar panels like that!

>> No.17339813

>>17339794
I want to befriend her.

>> No.17339820

>>17339775
Sputnik best lolihag.

>> No.17339822
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Disabled girls.

>> No.17339832

What would Hellhound wife do when she catches daughteru talking back and disrespecting dad and makimg him break in tears? Given how unruly and impudent they likely are as daughters, it might not be a rare thing.

>> No.17339834

>>17339822
Ew

>> No.17339842

>>17339822
I hate spiders.

>> No.17339852

>>17339775
Seaport is the best

>> No.17339860

>>17339832
Same thing she always does. Rape him some more.

>> No.17339871

>>17339860
Who will rape him wife or daughteru?

>> No.17339875

>>17339832
>Crying because your kid is being mean to you
Holy shit.

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>>17339822
Catawas?

>> No.17339880

>>17339875
The ones you love the most are usually the ones who can hurt you the most anon.

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>>17339875
>Hellhusbands

>> No.17339913

>>17339880
Maybe, but you don't cry in front of them.
If your kid tells you that they hate you or that they wish someone else was their dad, you have two options. You either beat them until they forget their own name, or you give them exactly what they want until they blubber an apology through a waterfall of tears.

>> No.17339922
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>>17339913
I see you had a healthy childhood.

>> No.17339932

>>17339922
I wasn't a little faggot so I never had problems, off topic reaction image-san.

>> No.17339935

>>17339932
/jp/ is the 2hu board you fucking spic.

>> No.17339937

>>17339932
I find that hard to believe.
You're mentally challenged either way.

>> No.17339940
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17339940

>"T-time for bed, onii-chan- Yaaaawn"
I just want to sleep peacefully with Dormouse-chan while she sucks my thumb and cuddles softly

>> No.17339946

>No older Arachne cousin to cuddle away my depression and give me advice about getting over the pain of not being able to keep my childhood friend promise.
this hurts.

>> No.17339966

>>17339946
At least you have us for the unending life crippling depression!

>> No.17340002 [DELETED] 

>>17338520
>shoggocks
Just a bitch really who complains about the threads but keeps coming back

>Losenis
Anti corruption fag... who has an oc LILIM

>Inari kitsune
Just your average faggot

>> No.17340004

>>17339940
She's gonna cling to you lightly and talk about you in her sleep.

>> No.17340006

>>17337036
I have my first waifu image being done! It's going to take a little as the artist does take time with his work.

But she'll be beautiful! I'm also wriTing a story right now that's almost done!

>> No.17340010

>>17337036
One more Miia image to go, just got the sketch this morning, knowing sookmo i'll have the finished picture when I wake up.

>> No.17340017

>>17340006
Who is your waifu?

>> No.17340042

>>17340017
I-It's a secret for now

Don't worry she's not like controversial or anything! Just, I dunno I'm scared to say. I'll wait until the commission is done and then maybe say. Sorry anon.

>> No.17340044

>>17340042
Anubis, calling it

>> No.17340053

>>17340044
N-No!

>> No.17340054

Remember, being adopted by a monster girl is nothing to be ashamed about.
Most people are just given birth to by their parents, but your mother chose you. You, specifically. The fact that she's a thousand year old Vampire who doesn't understand any of the school activities she keeps volunteering for is proof that she loves you.

>> No.17340056

>>17339966
Oh joy of joys.

>> No.17340060

>>17340053
I know who you are from your posting style, you can't fool me.

>> No.17340066

>>17340044
>>17340060

He said first waifu pic, anubisfag already commissioned a dozen or something
Unless it's loli anubisfag

>> No.17340067

>>17340060
Fuck, am I really that obvious? Well sorry about that anon. But you're right, let's leave it at that.

>> No.17340068
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Remember that when you adopt a daughteru, she must always be of a race weaker than you. Stay away from the likes of Jinkos and Dragons. Otherwise when puberty hits and they find out daddy is weaker...

>> No.17340071

>>17340066
There's like 10 AnubisFags dude

>> No.17340075

>>17340068
Anon, that's an Onee-san. Don't try to corrupt that with your shit taste.

>> No.17340077

>>17340068
Do they actually do this? Well I know what daughteru I'm getting and making myself look weak.

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>> No.17340080

>>17340071
Really? There are so many anubisfags?

>> No.17340085

>>17340080
I know of at least 5 by name

>> No.17340089

>>17340078
I want to make Shuten Douji my wife.

>> No.17340090

>>17340078
Looks like she just had some ribs and she's licking her lips

>> No.17340091

>>17340085
Spoopy

>> No.17340092

>>17340077
Which race? Im curious.

>> No.17340093

>>17340078
Stupid smug oni.

>> No.17340103

>>17340092
Jinko

>> No.17340117

>>17340077
They only do it if you're a shit parent.
You'd be better off letting a full grown Jinko dominate you.

>> No.17340126

>>17340077
KC sez™, they do it only if you don't let them play with other kids/get outside enough.

>> No.17340127

>>17340068
The only people who let their daughter rape them are shit fathers and perverts. If you aren't prepared for monster puberty, you shouldn't be adopting a kid.

>> No.17340132

>>17340126
In other words, if you get raped, it's because you're a shit parent.

>> No.17340136

>>17340132
Exactly.

>> No.17340144

>>17340132
We have those in ample supply around here.

>> No.17340147

>>17340117
>>17340126
This is why my 3 daughterus get to go play with that nice group of 3 boys down the street. The really timid and fragile ones.

>> No.17340165

>>17340147
Good man.

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If you were some kind of overlord, with Monster Girls as minions, what species would they be? And what uniforms would you have them wear?

>> No.17340181

>>17340175
Imps in business woman outfits.

>> No.17340184

>>17340175
Kikimoras in standard maid attire.
Think of it, not only will your castle be immaculate, they're perfect spies, infiltrators and assassins because of their nature as helpful, inoffensive maids.

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>>17340181
This man gets it. The species might change, but nothing says 'I own this place' than an army of powerful, voluptuous women in sexy business attire at your beck and call.

>> No.17340196

>>17340175
I'd take in any who would pledge to serve me and form an army of infinite variety. I'd also let them wear what they want to keep morality up.
And I'd also have a secret cadre of Liches and Gremlins to hide the fact that I'm suffering portal sickness and am confined to a mechanical warsuit.

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What do you think of her new design?

>> No.17340205

>>17340196
>morality
I don't think that word means what you think it means, anon.

>> No.17340206

>>17340205
Fuck, it's late.
I meant Morale.

>> No.17340207

>>17340175
All the felines.
Jinko bodyguards and officers, to keep me extra safe and command the troops.
Cheshire intelligence officers, to counter any threats the bodyguards can't handle and spy on enemies.
Nekomata officers to handle middle management between the jinkos and the werecat ground forces.
Sphinxes to guard passages and interrogate prisoners.
Manticores to break down the tougher and smarter prisoners, all raring for the chance of getting at someone and converting them to my side.
Werecats to make up the bulk of the world, and act as guerilla forces.
Cait Sith is on janitorial services. Forever.

>> No.17340318

I want to start a home for wayward maids alongside a Shoggoth.
The Shoggoth will be the building, so we'll always know if one of the girls is doing something that requires our attention.

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>>17340318
I'll cheer for the young eel
She will definitely win the handjob contest thanks to her webbed fingers

>> No.17340382

>>17340318
>>17340335
Reading comprehension is hard.
Would you let potential masters adopt maids, or would your shog would scare them off?

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>>17340192
I feel like i'm the only one that prefers light skinned elves.

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>>17340412
I'm with you Anon
Dark skinned elves are supposedly lewder, but I heavily doubt that

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>>17340471
Both are equally lewd, one is just overt and honest about it and the other looks like a pure maiden until you get behind closed doors.

>> No.17340513

>>17340498
Do dom light skinned elves exist? That might be the only area where they lack compared to dark skins

>> No.17340571

Would you adopt a Familiar who got exiled from the Sabbath for drinking extra creamy Holst milk and developing a large pair of breasts as a result?
She will spend the rest of her life crying under a bridge if you don't help her

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>>17340571
No, cowtits must be eradicated.

>> No.17340593

>>17340571
Sure, I suppose I need to milk her occasionally though?

>> No.17340603

>>17340590
That Baphomet is not to be trusted.
She's got that crazy purge-happy smile going on.

>>17340593
She can survive without you milking her, though her breasts will get more swollen and sensitive the longer she remains unmilked.

>> No.17340656

>>17340571
Yes, yes I would.
I would SO hard.

And if >>17340603 is right then I may let her breasts swell up so she's got some more impressive cleavage.

>> No.17340702

>>17340603
>She's got that crazy purge-happy smile going on.
I know, isn't it adorable?

>> No.17340708
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17340708

Tiki a cute. She better not get killed off like the dolls last season did.

>> No.17340737

>>17338834
>>17338800
>>17338665
Hey, don't be like that anon. Yes his taste is shit, but if you don't allow him his fantasies about loli dark mages, how can I fantasize about the perfection of big ara ara baphonee-sans?

>> No.17340759

>>17338834
I feel like it's time to address this, dark mages are not about "big, curvy haughty" girls and that's a complete misconception based on what a sub set of fans want them to be due to onee-sabbath thread memes.

The profile makes no mention of their breasts, at all. The line that people thought was about breasts was proven to be a mistranslation and corrected later on but it didn't stop people who wanted Dark Mages to conform to what they wanted before she was released.
Really they're just like any other race that can come in any body type and there's nothing in the profile stopping a Dark Mage joining the Sabbath, the profile makes no mention of them being haughty either, just lustful and selfish.

>> No.17340776

>>17340571
Adopt isn't the right word here. I'd help her out and that's it.

>> No.17340794

>>17339822
Look out little girl, there's a giant spider behind you!

>> No.17340801

>>17340708
That's an adorable doll
I hope her personality matches her looks

>>17340776
Adopt as in, adopt into your family by becoming her onii-chan

>> No.17340813

>>17340147
Top tier father material. I'd spare no breath reminding my daughteru that her childhood friend is a cute fragile human boy, and as a monstergirl it's her duty to protect and look after him.

I'll bribe the boy's father with a case of beer every weekend too to make sure he tells his son how to stand by and make my daughteru happy.

>> No.17340825

>>17340175
Undead. Practical ones, like tight leather underclothes that protect every precious inch of skin.

And as overlord it would be my duty to help right hand woman out of her uniform to bathe every night, after all her patrolling and fighting.

>> No.17340832

>>17340590
>The way she holds the helmets
You can scream all your like about "delicious" flat chest, but at the end of the day Freud is always right.

>> No.17340835

>>17340801
>I hope her personality matches her looks
She's cheerful, makes cute chime noises when she moves and wants to help her alchemist friends pick a fight with god.

>> No.17340858

>>17339279
I'd be fine with it just for the giggles.
But then, I'm not really a good person.

>> No.17340866

>>17340801
Maybe I would then. She could stay at my house and do work while also looking for something to do and a place of her own to stay.

>> No.17340920

>>17340068
Like anon there said, only shit and pervert parents would get raped by their daughterus. A good one would be able to deal with a young Jinko in heat even if he was weaker then her.

A good example of a bad father is this one >>17339832

>> No.17340970

>>17340813
You're a damn fine father anon, I'd teach my daughterus the same. That their childhood shota friend is very fragile and needs protecting, also that he can't live his life by himself so she needs to be there for him and create the best schedule for him, also to mould him into the perfect house husband for her.

But also importantly, for her to gentle dominate him in bed, this is essential.

And I can't say id not do the same anon, I'll speak to the boy's father and tell him to teach his son a similar lesson.

>> No.17340983

>>17340920
So a father who is weak and gets overpowered by his daughteru raping him is a shit father? Even when he hates it and cries the whole way through?

>> No.17340997

>>17340970
The funnest part is joining up with the boy's parents to play matchmaker, devising all kinds of schemes and plots.

First kiss under the stars while camping? We'll hook it up.

Getting caught out in flash rains, soaked to the bones and forced to snuggle together to keep warm until the rain passes? We'll bribe the local ryu.

>> No.17341018

>>17340970
>>17340997
You two are going to make your daughters into Yans if the boy decides he just wants to stay friends.

>> No.17341019
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Do NOT cheat on your wolfu.

>> No.17341024

>>17341018
>make your daughters into Yans
Like mother like daughter.

>> No.17341030

>>17341019
Why would anybody even dare think about cheating on something as perfect as a wolfu?

>> No.17341031

>>17340997
Agreed anon, doing that with the the daughterus is my dream! Gonna feel so happy when she's kissing the boy she loves! And hopefully that lewd cuddling esculates because I want granddaughterus.

Just, try not to make the lonely cc Ryu feel sad when she's hearing about young love

>>17341018
>implying

Anon my daughterus are going to be tall and fairly stronk? They'll hold that boy down for cuddles if she has to until he submits

>> No.17341034

>>17341019
Sauce?

>> No.17341035

>>17341019
Why cheat at all?

>> No.17341038

>>17341030
This

>> No.17341048

>>17341031
>And hopefully that lewd cuddling esculates because I want granddaughterus.
How strange that the only shelter they managed to find seems to have aphrodisiac incense burning.

>Just, try not to make the lonely cc Ryu feel sad when she's hearing about young love
Just throw her a distant uncle or something.

>> No.17341051

>>17341024
>>17341031
I guess i can be happy that the next Generation will have very dedicated wives but if everyone goes yan than it just starts going to hell.

>> No.17341072

>>17341048
Very strange, but a good thing. And I think the ryu would appreciate.

>>17341051
True, but it will be cute

>> No.17341082

>>17341034
https://twitter.com/doitsuken/status/887233378595946496

>>17341030
>>17341035
I dunno, maybe after a while you just want to have fun with a reptile girl for a change?

>> No.17341088

>>17341051
>everyone goes yan
Actually, the world would be close to perfect. Yans don't look at other men.

>> No.17341091

>>17340983
Yes. If that happens he was not meant to be a father.

>> No.17341096

>>17341082
Thank you kindly

>> No.17341110

>>17341072
>>17341088
>True, but it will be cute
>Actually, the world would be close to perfect. Yans don't look at other men.

I Think Yans are best Dere but... an excess amount of them isn't gonna lead to anything good.

>> No.17341115

>>17340997
Isn't it better to let the daughteru have something genuine instead of an arranged thing.

>> No.17341133

>>17341082
Yan wolfus would be too dangerous! They could smell all the girls that touched you.

>> No.17341138

>>17341088
With monster girls that's not something worth pointing out

>>17341110
You would have disaster scenarios such as a boy becoming childhood friends with 2 yans
Or 2 yans bumping into each other because they were stalking each other
Worst of all, the madness of yanderes would become the norm and even a genki shortstack would need to pull out a knife when her husband looks at another girl

>> No.17341142

>>17341138
They would need to quarantine the are so the yan doesn't spread.

>> No.17341143

>>17341115
What's not genuine about arranged love? Maybe if you kept them apart until marriage age it would be a bit weird, but it's another story entirely if they grow up as childhood friends.

You're just ensuring that the person she loves is good for her and vise versa

>>17341138
>With monster girls that's not something worth pointing out
No, what I mean is, Yans only flip if their hubby is threatened. And since all women are yans and only care about their own man, no other yan feels threatened. Basically, unless it's the husbands fucking up, you get a world of full-time deres.

>> No.17341163

>>17341142
But who would care of the quarantined zone?
Working around so many yanderes is bound to end up with you tied in a bed and forced to breed whoever kidnapped you

>>17341143
If you don't take into account the ability of monster girls to sense if a man is single, then yanderes could still cause some trouble

>> No.17341168

>>17341082
>Cheating on a pure, warm, fluffy wolfu for a cold slimy mere lizard
Pathetic

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>> No.17341173

>>17341143
>What's not genuine about arranged love?
It honestly seems a bit forced to me. Everything is already set out and nothing can go wrong. The couple is also bound to whatever their parents wanted so there wouldn't be that much freedom. Sure, they can like each other but it seems pretty bad to me.

Even if my daughteru is a monster, I trust that she would do just nicely in life.

>>17341163
A higher up organization would seal the whole city for the greater good. Maybe they would even use married man for more chances of success.

>> No.17341180
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Semen demons

>> No.17341185

>>17340103
You dont need to pretend to be weaker than her then, you are for sure.

>> No.17341187

>>17341172
Small kitty titties need to be flicked at least twice daily.

>>17341180
Succubi who go around nearly naked are fine and all, but only a stylish outfit can capture a man's heart at first sight.
Headwings and a healthy tail help too.

>> No.17341191

>>17341173
>The couple is also bound to whatever their parents wanted so there wouldn't be that much freedom
See this is if you have shitty parents. All I want is my daughteru's happiness. If I find a family with a son I know she'd be happy with, then that's to stop me from arranging it for her?

> I trust that she would do just nicely in life.
You trust your daughteru and that's good. But you trust the world too, and that makes you an idiot. What if the man she falls for is a snake, well hidden to her? You'd be putting her through tragedy.

>> No.17341225

>>17341191
This is where it bothers me.
>If I find a family with a son I know she'd be happy with
You don't trust the world and apparently neither your daughteru, so even if you choose a boy because you think she likes him it could be wrong. Instead of leading her by hand till marriage and afterwards, why not let her have a bit of freedom?

>But you trust the world too, and that makes you an idiot.
Not really. I know there are bad people out there but there are good people as well. I trust her, but it's not like I would just let her fuck everything and everyone, I'd just be your standard parent.

>What if the man she falls for is a snake
She is a reptile too, so depending on what he does it could end badly for him. And because she is a dragon it's not like she'd end up with anyone, especially with her family giving life advices.

>> No.17341229

This is why you just throw caution to the wind and dick the daughteru.

>> No.17341236

>>17341229
>Dicking the daughteru because you are afraid she'll fall for someone bad in human standards
Really makes you think.

>> No.17341243

>>17341229
Anon no, as much as I love I incest this isn't the reason you should fiddle with your little girl.

>> No.17341245
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How can I calm her down and avoid becoming ger punching bag after my Jinko waifu found out my collection of Minotaur and Ochimusha abs porn?

>> No.17341248

>>17341225
>and apparently neither your daughteru
Not at all. But if you can provide the perfect meal for her, are you a responsible parent for deliberately not doing so, "trusting" her to feed herself?

Keep in mind, this isn't a process decided on a whim, but after years of deliberation. And it's not forced either. If after ten years of growing up with this boy as his nee-san she decides she doesn't want him, there's not a force in the world that can make her.

I think you're just being disagreeable for disagreement's sake.

>> No.17341251

>>17341243
>as much as i love incest this isn't
As much as I love love incest - even I know - this isn't the reason you should fiddle your little girl.

Fuckin ell can't type for shit today.

>> No.17341260

>>17341245
She won't hit you unless that's your thing
Expect her to rape you thoroughly and mark you with her teeth and claws
No Ochimusha or Minotaur will let you fondle their abs when your neck shows off your wife's bite and your back features a distinct Jinko claws scar

>> No.17341265

>>17341229
Anon no! You dick your daughteru out of love, not out of fear!

>> No.17341268

>>17341236
The irony is pretty rich.

>> No.17341274

>>17339648
Misha is the best reyvateil

>> No.17341280

>>17341260
Getting a permanent bite and claw scars, sound more painful than getting beaten.

>> No.17341287

Mother of Monsters chapter 6 fucking WHEN Seafoam

>> No.17341288

Be careful around neighborhood lemonade stands run by loli MGs anon, you never know when one is actually a front for the Sabbath testing out it's new love potions.

>> No.17341299

>>17341248
Yeah, I trust her to fall in love and find the person she likes for herself. I'm not going to build up a partner for and craft their whole lives together.

I'm not disagreeing with you just because, I just find it weird that you are afraid of life.

>> No.17341314
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Final Miia image done.

Really insane how quickly he did them all.

About 2 weeks for 3 pictures. I would highly recommend Sookmo to anyone.

>> No.17341324

>>17341299
That's why you cast dispell on everything given to you by random monster girls.

>> No.17341325

>>17341280
Getting punched hurts.
Getting bitten while you cum deep inside your waifu feels great and improves the orgasm, same for getting your back clawed.

>>17341288
So, that's how Sabbath drugs men to indoctrinate them?
One moment you're enjoying a lemonade you bought from a cute loli Alraune
Next thing you know you're participating in an orgy where a bunch of adults breed with lolis using all kinds of magic enhancements

>> No.17341335

>>17341324
Meant to reply to >>17341288

>> No.17341339

>>17341314
As far as I know I'm next up on his list. Seems like he does really nice work.

>> No.17341340

>>17341288
>already married
>just end up stumbling home in a daze
>end up forcibly cuddling/heavy petting the wife for the rest of the day
8/10 would purchase again.
Needs more sugar though.

>> No.17341341

>>17341299
>craft their whole lives together.
You're being ridiculous. You're finding a family you trust to raise their son right, and you're arranging playdates when they're both very young and letting her monster nature take its course as they grow up together. With some helpful nudges here and there.

You're acting like I'd lock her in a room with the dude and force them to fuck or something. That's ridiculous.

> I trust her to fall in love and find the person she likes for herself
So you have the power to make her happy but you don't do so. I don't think you're qualified for this chat.

>I just find it weird that you are afraid of life.
I see what you're going for, but I can only pity any kids you raise.

There's letting your kid fall over a few times to toughen them up and then there's deliberately removing the barriers keeping them from walking off a cliff.

>> No.17341345

>>17341324
>>17341335
But thet's why they're out there experimenting in the first place anon, people like you keep coming along and thwarting their plans!

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>>17341325
What about getting punched while you cum deep inside your waifu?

>> No.17341354

>>17341341
Not him but you realize that MGs can innately sense when someone is a good match for them, right?
You will never be a better judge of their ideal partner than they will.

>> No.17341358

>>17341348
Thanks anon, I'm really glad you decided to post the same image twice in a single thread.

>> No.17341364

>>17341354
>Daughteru isn't a part of the selection process.

Also I'll have to see your citation. It's well known that Mgs could go through other men before finding "the one". If they had such a sense, then there wouldn't need to be such a process.

>> No.17341382

If you find a nice single human woman who wants to go on a date with you, do you tell your adopted monster girl or do it keep it secret for the woman's safety?

>> No.17341383

>>17341341
>You're acting like I'd lock her in a room with the dude and force them to fuck or something.
Not at all, I'm just saying that you will choose a young boy and deal with his family to raise him the way you want him to be. Every encounter they will have would be all planned out so absolutely nothing goes wrong according to your plans too.

>So you have the power to make her happy but you don't do so
I'd make her happy raising her, but I want her to be independent too.

>removing the barriers keeping them from walking off a cliff
If my daughteru saw a cliff and there was nothing there to stop her from falling guess what she would do? That's right, she wouldn't walk to it.

>> No.17341385

>>17341364
My point was they only stick with their best.
MGs don't care if it's the first one or not.

>> No.17341386

>>17341382
>If you find a nice single human woman
>HGPD

>> No.17341388

>>17341386
She won't be one for long.

>> No.17341394

>>17341386
>>17341388
This is why you don't adopt a Demon

>> No.17341398

>>17341394
It would happen with any adopted monster daughter. It would only be a matter of time.
Exposure alone would do it eventually.

>> No.17341404

>>17341398
I'm sure that if you adopt a Lamia and educate her properly there won't be any issue
Same for other common species except Succubi, they are trouble

>> No.17341409

>>17341383
>Every encounter they will have would be all planned out so absolutely nothing goes wrong according to your plans too.
I literally never said that. A handful would be, but the plans of man can't compare to letting nature take its course.

It's chemistry nigga. Put two elements together and they'll react. Sometimes you just need to bring up the temperature to make it more... explosive.

> you will choose a young boy and deal with his family to raise him the way you want him to be
Jesus what do you have against me? You're twisting this into the most ominous and sinister shit. Yes I'll "choose" my friends "deal" with his family to make him an upstanding, responsible husband with a happy future and a wholesome personality.

Do you think I'd raise my daughteru into a slouch in return?

> but I want her to be independent too.
I'd want my daughter to have the strength to stand on her own too. But you'll never convince me that it's a bad thing to make it so she isn't standing on rocky ground.

>That's right, she wouldn't walk to it.
So some one pushes her off it, because you wanted her to be "independent". And she falls off the cliff, rather than onto the railing.

>>17341385
Yeah? I don't get your point. If she tells me "Daddy I don't want to play with X" do you think I won't listen?

>> No.17341431

What would your waifu's parents think of you, and what would you think of them? Would you do your best to have a good relationship with them for your waifu?

>> No.17341441

>>17341431
I imagine they'd find me a charming young commoner with a just fascination with history and the intrigues of nobility.

I'd find them a fascinating old couple, if a little detached from the modern world due to their old age.

> Would you do your best to have a good relationship with them for your waifu?
Of course.

>> No.17341448

>>17341409
>but the plans of man can't compare to letting nature take its course
Funny how you're saying that to me.

>Jesus what do you have against me?
Nothing at all. You were the one who said you'd talk with the boy's parents and have him raised in your way.

>But you'll never convince me that it's a bad thing to make it so she isn't standing on rocky ground
It isn't and raising your daughteru normally isn't putting her on rocky ground either if that's what you're implying.

>So some one pushes her off it, because you wanted her to be "independent"
She wouldn't be with that person in the first place. I'm pretty sure that was anon's point too.

>> No.17341451

Would it be weird if you built an automaton daughteru and left her on while you worked on finishing her? I mean, her AI'll be in it's teenage years by the time you're done and imagine if she had input on what she wants to look like.

>> No.17341453
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>>17341431
>waifu's parents
>DL and DL's husband
help

>> No.17341456
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>>17341382
>If you find a nice single human woman

>> No.17341466

>>17341431
I'd do my best to make waifu happy and protect her already, so I think we would have a nice relationship.

>> No.17341473

>>17340832
I don't want to fuck my mother though.

>> No.17341474

>>17341453
Honestly, all you have to do to impress those two is be someone one of their daughters fell in love with. They're love freaks like that.

>> No.17341483

>>17340832
>Baphomet who secretly desires a pair of big fat tits to milk her husbando's dick with.
They should just give in to it.

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>>17341431
Ran doesn't really have parents. The one closest to that probably wouldn't care much outside of my making things interesting. She seems chronically bored.
That said, you bet I'd do my best to stay in her good graces.

>> No.17341489

>>17341431
I'm sure they'd be very happy that a shy, anxious and nerdy girl like their daughter was able to get married and find as much happiness as she'd find with me.

Past that and maybe a couple of other small things I haven't really thought much about my waifu's parents because thinking too much about them feels contrived and fake, same with whatever siblings my waifu may or may not have.

>> No.17341491

>>17341483
That's what the booty is for.

>> No.17341496

>>17341448
>Funny how you're saying that to me.
Does that mean you shouldn't try? It's all about knowing your limits.

What's worse? I who has a hand in my daughter's life or you who has none?

> you'd talk with the boy's parents
Yeah. Often. Because we'd live near, be friends, have chats and come over for barbecues. And since raising him "my way" is to result in a fine young man, I'm pretty sure it's their way too.

So eager to twist this.

>It isn't and raising your daughteru normally isn't putting her on rocky ground either if that's what you're implying.
Of course it is. The whole world is rocky ground. And you're not even willing to plough the earth and remove some of the sharper, more dangerous rocks for her.

>She wouldn't be with that person in the first place
You don't know that. Love blinds people horribly. I don't know how much better MGs are in this regard.

Though it's a moot point because this isn't strictly MGE. In MGE is doesn't matter, you could give your daughter to a child raping bandit and mamono mana would fix everything sooner or later.

>> No.17341499

>>17341491
Consider a Shortstack Baphomet with both.
Also an ass can't lactate.

>> No.17341506

>>17341499
It can if you give her a milk enema!

>> No.17341507

>>17341499
No, that's disgusting.
Good, why would an adult want to breastfeed?

>> No.17341509

>>17341496
Not him but:
>So eager to twist this.
Amazingly hypocritical seeing as you keep implying that he'd have absolutely no influence in his daughter's life.

>> No.17341512

>>17341499
Lactation has next to nothing to do with breast size.

>> No.17341522

>>17341506
That's fucking gross anon.

>>17341507
To see his waifu's cute expression and make her feel good.

>>17341512
The breast size is a preference, and it's not like a Baphomet's shitty loli nothing can produce milk.

>> No.17341529

>>17341522
But it can.

>> No.17341530

>>17341522
>That's fucking gross anon.
Not if she doesn't poop anon, then it's really lewd and tasty.

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>canon best pussy

>> No.17341536

>>17341529
Loli a shit anon, Baphomets are a bunch of bitter old hags who don't understand why human boys prefer vastly superior girls like Lamias, Demons, Weresheep, ect.

>> No.17341538

>>17341536
Anon, the only bitter I'm sensing here is coming from you.

>> No.17341542

>>17341530
It's still really fucking gross anon.

>>17341532
>believing the hyperbole of the profiles
What a fool you are. Just the kind of guy who'd get suckered in to the hag cult.

>> No.17341545

>>17341451
It would be cute
>You're welding the last piece of armor onto her
>She's asking you all kinds of existential yet cute questions while you do so
>By the time you're done she has finally understood why you gave her life and thanks you for it

>> No.17341551

>>17341538
Hags who have to brainwash people into loving their shitty bodies get no sympathy from me.
Especially if they try to corrupt my daughterus.

>> No.17341555

>>17341532
How tight are mg lolis? How tight are daughterus?

>> No.17341556

>>17341509
He's literally saying he would have no part in the most important decision his daughteru could ever make. I'm not twisting anything.

>> No.17341560

>>17341555
Daughterus are off limits tier anon.
It means don't stick your dick in them or you're a failure as a human being and should be removed from the gene pool.

>> No.17341561

>>17341542
t. jelly seawhorse

>> No.17341565

>>17341536
>Lamias
Loli lamias
>Demons
Devils are more popular
>Weresheep
Better when they're flat beneath the fluff

>> No.17341569

Here's the deal anons. A supreme mystical being offers you your perfect waifu in your perfect fantasy setting, but in order for the spell to work you have to be aged down to the age you were when you started high school, and repeat high school as well. You would keep all your memories and your waifu would obviously go to the same school as you.

Do you take the deal, and if you do how would it play out?

>> No.17341571

>>17341551
Judging by their popularity, I don't think they need to do an ounce of charm magic to get their onii-chan.

>> No.17341574

>>17341545
>Starts off super formal, referring to me as "father" and asking technical questions as her A.I evolves.
>Ends with her calling me "Dad" and asking if I can introduce her to that cute boy she saw through the house's external security while she was just a torso.
I might die from the cute.

>>17341561
???

>>17341565
How can one man enjoy shoveling literal shit into his mouth so much?

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>>17341512
Nobody wants a flat monstergirl that can lactate at the rate of a Holstaur.

>> No.17341588

>>17341569
>Do you take the deal
Of course
>how would it play out?
She'd be the principal. Ship ss sets sail.

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>>17341565
Muh nigga

>> No.17341590

>>17341586
Gonna fondle that fox.

>> No.17341597

>>17341589
sweating_man.jpg

>> No.17341601

>>17341588
Would she be in a business suit and horn rimmed glasses anon?
Would she offer to fix your bad grades in exchange for daily cumshots down her throat?

>> No.17341602

>>17341565
>Better when they're flat beneath the fluff
>he doesnt want a big busty milk producing weresheep
loli a shit and you belong in a landfill

>> No.17341603

>>17341560
But realistically, what's the repercussions of dicking my daughteru?

>> No.17341609
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>>17341589
Lolipire truly is the best 'pire.

>> No.17341613

>>17341601
Oh yes indeedy. So many afternoons taking private tutor lessons in her office under her desk.

>> No.17341614

>>17341496
Like I've said more than once, I'd raise my daughter and teach her about life as well as give her advise. Like a normal parent I'd like to meet her boyfriend so we could talk too.

>So eager to twist this
Not really. If you wanted him to be just a fine young lad then you wouldn't need to have a chat with his parents saying how to raise him.

>And you're not even willing to plough the earth and remove some of the sharper, more dangerous rocks for her
Do you even know what raising a child is? It's that.

>Love blinds people horribly. I don't know how much better MGs are in this regard.
They aren't so blind and have a stronger sense towards things like love.

>He's literally saying he would have no part in the most important decision his daughteru could ever make
I said that I would let her choose and build her own relationship, but I never said I wouldn't have a hand in it because I thought it was obvious what raising a person is.

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>>17341603
Exhibit A

>> No.17341618

>>17341603
Well you're ruining her for life since she'll never develop the skills she needs to find a man for herself. You're basically creating a mentally retarded monstergirl by dicking the daughteru.

>> No.17341619

>>17341603
NTRing your wife.

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>>17341603
Exhibit B

>> No.17341627 [DELETED] 

>>17341624
Time to go cold turkey I guess.

>> No.17341629 [DELETED] 

>>17341624
Quicksilver is a repugnant fucking faggot.

>> No.17341631

>>17341613
>"Remember anon, make sure to come to my office every day if you want your grades to stay where they are~"
>"Mama needs her medicine straight from this fat teenage cock~"
>"Maybe if you're good I'll finally help you graduate from your virginity and make you mine. Would you like that? To be my boytoy? You'd have to drop out to make my cunt your cock's sheath full time though~"

>> No.17341632 [DELETED] 

>>17341603
Now you have to fuck twice as much

>>17341616
That guy is top Chad though. Literally immortal, rich as fuck, smart etc

>> No.17341634

>>17341569
Hell yeah I would. I'd spend a lot of timw trying to get into her pants and school would be easy peasy.

>> No.17341637

>>17341532
Imagine going through all the training and effort necessary to become a Baphomet's onii-chan only to cum from insertion because of how great her pussy feels.
How are you supposed to deal with your smug goat imouto after she calls you a quickshot?

>>17341574
>Barely a day old
>Already wants to talk to boys
She's a slut. Sell her and build a new one with the latest Pure7 quad-core

>> No.17341639 [DELETED] 

>>17341629
He's a openly talked about being a diaperfag and loves pegging yet people STILL get defensive whenever I tell him to fuck off and stop posting his horrid $5 commissions.
>>17341632
Literally dickless too.

>> No.17341646

>>17341631
(puke)

>> No.17341652

>>17341637
Anon, her A.I was going through her early childhood and lightning speed before slowing down to a normal pace. Mentally she's 16.
Also what kind of engineer do you take me for? Building her body would take 6-7 months, maybe even a year or two.

>> No.17341653

>>17341637
You keep going, that's what you do.
The more you can give her before you pass out, the better of a big brother you are.

>> No.17341658

>>17341646
Why tho?

>> No.17341669

>>17341603
That depends on if you plan on having more daughterus with her or not. If yes, then you're in for a neverending horror story of exponential daughterus. If no, then you get a nice comfy life.

>> No.17341671

>>17341652
I think she sounds very cute anon. I'd love to be a chipper boy of 12 or so and befriend the new pale girl and answer her funny questions while roaming around the local woods!

>> No.17341673

>>17341614
>Like a normal parent I'd like to meet her boyfriend so we could talk too.
And what would you do if you can see he's wrong for her but she can't?
> chat with his parents saying how to raise him.
My exact words were "I'll bribe the boy's father with a case of beer every weekend too to make sure he tells his son how to stand by and make my daughteru happy." Not only is that not as bad as you're making it out to be, but the family is still raising their son their own way. Or do you think I'd entrust my daughter to a family who didn't intend to teach their son to stand by and make his woman happy?

The beer is just a gesture.

>Do you even know what raising a child is? It's that.
Then why don't you do it? Why do you act like I'm weird for doing it?

>I would let her choose and build her own relationship
That's basically not having a hand in it, and it brings me back to my first question.

If your answer to my first question to end their relationship, then why would you let her waste her time and love by going out with some one unsuitable in the first place? Might as well just set her up with some one who'll treat her right.

>> No.17341674 [DELETED] 

>>17341629
>he's angry

>> No.17341676
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The portals open and you are greeted by the Mamono Lord herself, who it turns out considers herself the mother of all anons. She throws a party for you and has your waifu waiting for you. But as it turns out, a mother's duty is also to correct her child. So she will place you in her lap, scan your memories and spank you for each time you were shity, which includes each time you thought you are not good enough for or deserving of your waifu. If your waifu is a Lilim she will be allowed to do the spanking instead. How well will you fare?

>> No.17341678

>>17341658
I have a rare condition that causes me to be allergic to tildes.

>> No.17341679

>>17341631
Ehhh, naaah.

If anything after eating her out there would be strict education with no blowjobs unless I score A's. She wouldn't want to watch her husbando become useless after all.

>> No.17341685

>>17341652
Oh I get it now
That's one hell of a long time, you should get at least twice as much time with her alone before she starts going out with friends and boys. Or maybe I'm just selfish

>>17341653
>Insertion
>You cum
>One hip thrust
>You cum again
>Retract your dick from her
>Cum yet again
It's not gonna take long before you pass out, but she will love every second of it.
Expect a blissful goat gently rubbing over her swollen womb when you wake up.

>> No.17341686

>>17341676
Fuck that shit i'm joining the order now.

>> No.17341690

>>17341671
>Calvin and Hobbes like shenanigans only with shota anon and a newly online Automaton
Only with romance subplot as well

>> No.17341694 [DELETED] 

>>17341674
You say that every time anyone says something negative about Quicksilver.

>> No.17341696

>>17341686
>surrounded by deus vult-ing fa/tg/uys
>The first night in the barracks there's no less than two alpings

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>>17341674
>it's another KDF defense force episode
Isn't time for your changing, big boy?

>> No.17341705 [DELETED] 

>>17341699
>KDF defense force
The KDFDF, you might say.

>> No.17341712

>>17341686
That will break her heart. Its like having your daughteru become a feminazi.

>> No.17341717

>>17341696
>That one anon who just wants to be left alone
And you know just because he wants to be left alone the universe makes his life hell.

>> No.17341719 [DELETED] 

>>17341699
At least Gazer, Miia and Jabberfag don't subject their waifus to shit like this.

>> No.17341720

>>17341671
>"Anon? What's this?"
>Oh, that's a tree Nia! They're all over!
>"Ah. I've seen it in documents but never up close. Dad always spoke fondly of the trees back in his hometown."
>Yeah, so can you...?
>"Get your ball down? Certainly."
And then she pops off her arm and hurls it with pinpoint precision to get the ball back.
You could swear you heard her breathlessly mutter "Rocket Punch" when she did it.

>>17341685
I made her to experience the world, not for my own selfish purposes.

>> No.17341723

>>17341569
Absolutely anon. I don't much like the idea of repeating hich school, but with my waifu there along with the promise of the perfect life with her I would absolutely go for it. The perfect setting is nice too, that way school would be much shorter every day and less stressful, plus it'd all probably be familiar stuff since my perfect setting is just an alternate-reality version of the city where I currently live but with monstergirls.

>>17341676
Fuck that, the only one who gets to spank me is my waifu.I would definitely let my waifu spank me though, her paws are nice and soft so my butt wouldn't be completely destroyed after the hours of spanking she'd have to subject me to.

>> No.17341727 [DELETED] 

>>17341699
Friendly reminder that this image was never actually posted here, you faggots went to /aco/ to find it.

>> No.17341737

>>17341676
Ass redder than a baboon. Though leave it to the confident to feel that the insecure should be punished for being insecure. You'd think that the insecurity would be punishment enough.

>> No.17341741

>>17341673
>And what would you do if you can see he's wrong for her but she can't?
Talk to her and see how she feels about him. And I don't mean just a chitter chat, I mean a long conversation. She is also a monster so he'd be pretty stupid to do something bad to her.

>I'll bribe the boy's father with a case of beer every weekend too to make sure he tells his son how to stand by and make my daughteru happy
>I'll bribe the boy's father make sure he tells his son to make my daughteru happy
Yeah, it's bad.

>Why do you act like I'm weird for doing it?
Maybe because arranged marriage isn't common?

>why would you let her waste her time and love by going out with some one unsuitable in the first place?
No one would know that he was unsuitable in the first place. That's why we would see things out before they started to date seriously.

Also, might as well not be born because we'll all die in the end.

>> No.17341742 [DELETED] 

>>17341727
Why are you so defensive of him? Are used doggy diapers your only source of food?

>> No.17341746
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Momsters are the best, including the clingy ones. Add in Onee-sans and you have heaven on earth.

>> No.17341747 [DELETED] 

>>17341624
>>17341699
>bringing KDF up out of nowhere
>making a shitstorm from nothing
You ae the one who needs to leave my dude, holy shit.

>> No.17341753 [DELETED] 

>>17341747
>out of nowhere
>damage control

>> No.17341757 [DELETED] 

>>17341753
It's true though.

>> No.17341761 [DELETED] 

>>17341753
Fuck off already

>> No.17341763

>>17341746
I want to do things to my kraken ex-onee-san!

>> No.17341764

>>17341720
I love her already.
>"Anon. Why do you change your outfit to a different set of lower garments before entering the ocean?"
>Its called a swimsuit, Nia. And uh... I dunno really. I guess it's so your other stuff don't get wet.
>"Acknowledged."
>H-hey Nia- do you wanna go shop for a swimsuit for you?
>"That would be- satisfactory."
Cue montage of her trying on swimsuits and anon giving her a thumbs up to which she internally blushes.

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>>17341569
In a heartbeat. I would also love the chad bullies to try to repeat their shit with a 7ft+ Jinko as my waifu.

>> No.17341770

>>17341746
Onees are nice, but a Momster would just be too weird for me.

>> No.17341771 [DELETED] 

>>17341753
Nobody was talking about KDF till you brought him up.

>> No.17341775 [DELETED] 

>>17341742
Are you 12 mate?

>> No.17341778 [DELETED] 
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>>17341757
>>17341771
I posted one of his pictures as an example of a daughteru dicker, then someone replied and said he's gross, then people started attempting damage control.

>> No.17341783

>>17341741
>Yeah, it's bad.
This is what I'm talking about with twisting things and making the most uncharitable interpretation possible.

You think a case of beer actually has any tangible value when weighted against how to raise a kid? You just blatantly ignored everything else I said.

>Maybe because arranged marriage isn't common?
It used to be common. Maybe if it came back into style there wouldn't be so many single mothers.

>No one would know that he was unsuitable in the first place
Two pairs of clear eyes are better than one love-hazed pair.
>That's why we would see things out before they started to date seriously.
Going back on your whole independence gig if you're going to hold her back until you deem her boyfriend worthy. Don't get me wrong, it's the right attitude to have. But you're blatantly going against all your previous nonsense.

>Also, might as well not be born because we'll all die in the end.
What?

>> No.17341786

>>17341571
Their popularity among anons in another universe. Which is likely not the case in universe.

>> No.17341792 [DELETED] 

>>17341778
Maybe stop posting pictures then? You know they're only going to bait people.

>> No.17341795 [DELETED] 

>>17341792
Why are you sucking QS's dick so much?

>> No.17341796 [DELETED] 

>>17341778
>posting pics that are clearly bait
yeah man you're totally innocent here

>> No.17341801 [DELETED] 

>>17341796
In my defense I am genetically predisposed to shitposting.

>> No.17341804 [DELETED] 

>>17341795
Calling you out on your autistic rage doesn;t mean I like QS, I just want you both to fuck off. You're here now and he isn't so you're the one who gets told to fuck off.

>> No.17341809 [DELETED] 

>>17341804
fucking this.

>> No.17341816 [DELETED] 

>>17341804
That's a third anon.

>> No.17341817 [DELETED] 

>>17341778
Or maybe it's because, time and time again, the guys who hate KDF prove themselves to be many times more obnoxious.

>> No.17341820

>>17341746
>You come home and find your classy Wight momster naked and on her knees
>She is visibly wet and shaking
>Begs you to impregnate her lowly womb with your superior semen
>You have no clue what happened, she usually keeps the lewd talk very subtle and high-class
>Turns out you accidentally got sent an issue of "Mere Female Lizards Monthy" that was meant to be received by your neighbor
Will you be able to go back to a normal life after this incident?

>>17341770
Momsters and onees are both 10/10 in their own respective fields
You could say momsters are more of an acquired taste, but there is nothing weird with them

>> No.17341821

>>17341764
How would you react to her kissing you on the cheek and then blushing on her (technical) 14th birthday?
How would you react to learning that she gets really pumped up and energetic when watching Mecha shows and movies?
How would you react to learning that her body grows as she ages and then halts in her prime because I didn't want her to feel like a freak who has to jump into new bodies to age?

>> No.17341830 [DELETED] 

>>17341804
Oh, I'm not the dude posting KDF's diaper commissions. I just find it funny that the moment he does you leap in to defend the degenerate.

>> No.17341842

>You'll never be transferred to the MGE world
>You'll never build a working mech
>You'll never use it for conquest

>> No.17341850 [DELETED] 

>>17341830
My bad, but my point still stands.

>> No.17341874

>>17341821
Blushing, stammering, and trying to play it cool while instead looking like a dork.

Buying her a nice figure of her favorite GoGoMechaforce XL figure with saved up money and saying it was nothin'.

Accidentally brushing against her boob and trying desperately to not get a boner even though she secretly monitors my heartrate and around 60 other diagnostics at all times.

How would she react to a relative dying when I was 15 from cancer and my emotional turmoil afterward?

>> No.17341880

>>17341603
>cucking your wife
>not allowing your child to have a normal and healthy childhood

>> No.17341886

>>17341874
Cuddles and head stroking.

>> No.17341892

>>17341886
Automaton headstroking must feel very methodical and relaxing in its own way.

>> No.17341897 [DELETED] 

>>17341624
Not all of us are KDF, bucko.

>> No.17341902

>>17341783
>You think a case of beer actually has any tangible value when weighted against how to raise a kid?
You were using it to bribe him and in that scenario it would've worked by the way you were talking.

>Maybe if it came back into style there wouldn't be so many single mothers
Maybe every father should dick their daughteru. It's way easier that way.

>Two pairs of clear eyes are better than one love-hazed pair
A love-hazed pair is better than having no pair at all.

>you're going to hold her back until you deem her boyfriend worthy.
>But you're blatantly going against all your previous nonsense
Not really. I would't hold her and say "Only marry the kid I want you to marry." I'd just talk to her and try to change her mind. In the end the choice is hers.

>> No.17341903

>>17341676
Spanking is no.

>> No.17341916

>>17341897
You're right, some of you are worse.

>> No.17341924

>>17341820
>your Thicc Kitsune momster will never make you grilled cheese, ramen noodles, apple slices and puffy vulva for lunch when you get home from school

>> No.17341925
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Would you pull on this zebra's tail?

>> No.17341927

I treat biological daughterus and adopted ones separately. I agree you should not dick your biological daughteru as you are cucking your waifu. But if you have an adopted one and you remain single, I think dicking is acceptable.

>> No.17341930

>>17341927
Dicking the biological daughteru is only okay if the waifu dicks her too.

>> No.17341954

>>17341880
What if your wife wants to get cucked?

>> No.17341962

>>17341924
>eating out your thick momster
Such a good young gentleman

>> No.17341963

>>17341954
Then your wife is objectively trash.

>> No.17341977

>>17341924
A Kitsune momster would straight up ask you if you want a snack, a bath or her whenever you come back from school
You'd get tired of telling her that you're not her husband coming back from work after a week or so
Don't forget to put a password on your computer or else she will look at all the pornsites you browse and try to seduce you with your fetishes
Foxes are lewd and cunning creatures

>> No.17341980

>>17341927
Adopterus barely get a pass from me, but once you lewd them I just see them as normal loli monsters with a strong daddy fetish.

>> No.17341984

>>17341902
>o it would've worked by the way you were talking.
It it's going by the way I'm talking then it's nothing more than a gesture and not the insidious bribe to control a child's life as you're making it out to be.
>Maybe every father should dick their daughteru. It's way easier that way.
Not even close to comparable and you know it.
>A love-hazed pair is better than having no pair at all.
You assume too much. You really think a monstergirl can not fall in love with her childhood friend? You think I'd force my own daughter to associate with some one she doesn't love? Of course not.

>In the end the choice is hers.
Yeah well, that's pretty shit parenting in my eyes. No matter how much I want my daughteru to be her own woman, I'd never let her deliberately choose to ruin her life.

>> No.17341990
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Let's all bully the one eyed girls.

>> No.17341996

>>17341977
>snack gets you nursing handjob as she lactates
>bath gets you soapy paizuri in the tub
>Her gets you a blowjob, then missionary, then lotus

>> No.17342012

>>17341927
Smug_usagi_drop_guy.jpg

>> No.17342015

>>17341996
You lose no matter what you choose, that's why the correct path is bringing the Jubjub from class home to teach your perverted momster a lesson

>> No.17342027

>>17342015
>correct path
That's pretty much exactly the wrong move.
Because that's got a good chance of ending up with her going yan and you locked in the basement.

>> No.17342030

I want to smack my Bapho daughteru in the face with my balls and force her to smell my musky unwashed taint!

>> No.17342045

>>17342027
Foxes rarely if ever go yandere, just give your Jubjub classmate some candy and listen to her nonsense for a while in your room and you'll be good to go
Your momster will understand that you're already taken and that incest is never the way

>> No.17342049

>>17342045
>Foxes rarely if ever go yandere
You appear to be woefully misinformed.

>> No.17342055

>>17342045
>JubJub classmate blabbering on about how cool you are and how she is into all the same stuff you are and wow wouldn't it be weird to kiss your friend haha
>meanwhile you're glaring at your momster who is glaring back at you from the slightly opened bedroom door, her nails scratching deep cuts in the wood

>> No.17342058

>>17342045
>Foxes rarely if ever go yandere
?

>> No.17342059

>>17341984
>it's nothing more than a gesture and not the insidious bribe
Riiiight. You shouldn't have said you were going to bribe him then.

>Not even close to comparable and you know it
Hey, there wouldn't be any single mothers that way so I don't see the problem.

>You really think a monstergirl can not fall in love with her childhood friend?
It's a possibility. If you were using a modern setting the lewdness would undoubtly be toned down and there is a chance she just keeps living her life.

>Yeah well, that's pretty shit parenting in my eyes
>No matter how much I want my daughteru to be her own woman, I'd never let her deliberately choose to ruin her life.

>>17341191
Well, that's that then, you just called yourself a shitty parent. In an untrusty world where choices can ruin your life you would just have your daughteru do what you want and remove her freedom.

>> No.17342064

>>17341676
>If your waifu is a Lilim she will be allowed to do the spanking instead.
How is this punishment?

>> No.17342066

I want to tame a feral loli Jubjub who was never given a name because her parents were to obusy having sex.

>> No.17342073

>>17342049
>>17342058
Foxes tend to be among the most gentle and amicable monster girls
I can only think of a single fox who went yandere, and that fox was already crazy to begin with

>>17342055
That poor Jubjub deserves better, I bet it's her first time in a boy's room too

>> No.17342079

>>17342059
>You shouldn't have said you were going to bribe him then.
With a box of beer, use your brain.

Or are you from some alternate reality where booze is worth its weight in gold?
>Hey, there wouldn't be any single mothers that way so I don't see the problem.
Cute

>It's a possibility.
An extremely unlikely one. And I won't repeat myself in explaining what happens if she doesn't like him.

>you just called yourself a shitty parent
No I didn't? What words of mine are you twisting now?

>> No.17342091

>>17342066
>>17342073
Being a Jub is suffering.

>> No.17342095

I wonder if waifued adopterus differ from normal monsters attitude that are rules of her race. For example, would a Dragon egg you raised yourself, begin to treat you haughty and acting prideful? Or would she stay as she remain obedient and respectful?

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>>17342073
>Foxes tend to be among the most gentle and amicable monster girls
That's about half of foxes.
The other half range from cunning perverts to maniac mayadere. It's just that the nicer half gets the most attention.

>> No.17342102

>>17342073
I believe in JubJub-chan. She'll start wearing his favorite colors and will agree with everything he says and do his extra credit assignments even if he doesn't even remember her name half the time!
Another kindhearted anon will come save her from him, don't worry

>> No.17342103

>>17341977
>tell her youre not her husband
>"Ufufu, we can fix that~"
>she somehow always figured out you password, and next time you log in, there are several new bookmarks to sites with mom on son and/or curvy kitsunes
Don't even try to outsmart those foxes. It won't work.

>> No.17342107

>>17342095
I'd say they would change since their monster mother figure isn't there. But still, some things are instincts, so she would still be overly protective and maybe even a bit smug due to her power.

>> No.17342121

>>17342066
>>17342091
>Be Jubjub
>Parents are too busy making babies to spend any time with me
>Older sisters have all lost it and spend their days perched on a tree
>They spend their whole day singing to attract potential mates
>All the boys I try to talk to get snatched by the more popular Wocks and Cheshire Cats
>Parents give birth to my first little sister
>Finally a hope to have someone to spend time with
>She's an illiterate Humpty-Egg
>She somehow manages to get a man at 0 day old
>She's too busy having fun with him to consider my existence
>I hope I'll survive another month before losing it and joining my sisters

>> No.17342128

>>17342055
>Jubjub starts sniffing and tasting everything in whenever you aren't looking.
>Clothes, bedsheets, you name it.
>Ten minutes into study n chill and she can barely hold back from my from masturbatinh in front of you.

Would also work with March hare. Those poor mgs are under appreciated

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Beware of snek pits

>> No.17342139

>>17342136
me on the left

>> No.17342143
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>buck-satan already sold 90% of (((her))) MGE characters
Oy vey

>> No.17342149

>>17342143
And why do we care again?
She literally has nothing to do with us.

>> No.17342151

>>17342099
So you're basically saying that the popular foxes are gentle and kind, while the unpopular are bad, crazy and dangerous?
I usually go for unpopular girls, but I'll make an exception for foxes

>>17342103
>You open your doujin folder
>Everything has been deleted except for a single folder named "Just admit it already!"
>It's a commissioned manga of you finally giving into your mother's trickery
>All the scenes feature your favorite fetishes
>Last page features you rubbing her pregnant belly
>You couldn't help but grow a boner while reading it
>You quickly delete the file and stand up to leave your room
>Your momster is standing in the door frame breathing heavily
No son is safe from his fox mother.

>> No.17342154

>>17342143
i need to learn to draw

>> No.17342155

How does your waifu feel about hats anon?

>> No.17342156

Man there were some great thread memes on top of the annoying text-wall arguments. Would live in comfy dorome or drown myself in ink.
>>17338523
>kraken bath
That's a lot of brushes and scrubbing, my dick is solid at the thought. Especially if hardcore tickling, groping, caressing/massaging etc. is involved

>> No.17342157

>>17342143
Again I don't think you guys realize how utterly common a practice and how effective it is, regardless of it being scammy

>> No.17342162

>>17342143
Correction, buck sold off the "permission" to commission the characters. Someone could "buy" the character with the intent to make them pure but buck would still have every right to turn around and draw the girl getting impregnated by a monster boy.

And you just know buck will change her mind on wanting to distance herself from monster girls too.

>> No.17342163

>>17342156
Glad you enjoyed the idea.

>> No.17342166

>>17342157
The real question is:
Is this more or less of a rip-off than YCHs?

>> No.17342172

>>17342166
I'd say more, with YCHs you can still at least get your own characters. Plus they help if you are bad at coming up with poses. They should be discounted from normal commissions though, most artists don't do that.

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>>17342162
>Someone could "buy" the character with the intent to make them pure
What if someone does it for free without permission? It's not like it wouldn't reach her eyes eventually.
>Some drawfag shitposts a sketch
>Some writefag shitposts a story
>Merge it

>> No.17342177

>>17342166
I personally saw adoptables three or four years before I first saw a YCH auction, but could just be happenstance

>> No.17342182

>>17342172
>most artists don't do that.
Some artists actually auction the slots off.
I don't have a single picture Tanuki enough for that.

>> No.17342184

>>17342155
My waifu wears a wizard hat that would put Dark Mage to shame. At-least a 4 ft. brim span.

>> No.17342187

>>17342182
Yeah, those people are super scummy.

>> No.17342189

>>17342143
>drew MGE girls as gangbang sluts
>got assblasted when folks injected purity into them
She truly is a drug addled mess.

>> No.17342191

>>17342166
I don't see anything wrong with YCH personally. Like the other guy said, it's good for people who want to commission their waifu but can't think of a pose.
>>17342174
Do you want to make a drug using tumblrite explode? That's how you do it.

>> No.17342194

>>17342191
>Do you want to make a drug using tumblrite explode?
Do you not?

>> No.17342197

>>17342156
Oh I'm sure there would be. It would be nice and lewd, full off bubbles and grabbig hands.

>> No.17342204

>>17342155
Aside from Miia and species known to wear hats, I've yet to see a monster girl who likes hats
Perhaps something in their monstrous instinct makes them dislike wearing something on their head

>>17342184
This is how you start a fashion war where each girl wears bigger and bigger hats until it becomes impossible to go any bigger
You should play along and say that big hats arouse you so that your waifu is extra motivated

>> No.17342206

>>17342143
>half of thousand bucks in 1 day by selling other artist's art
Even tanukis are afraid

>> No.17342207

>>17342155
i want to take my jiang shi wifes hat and talisman and wear it to see what happens

>> No.17342210

>>17342204
>The one to end the hat fashion war is Viccy

>> No.17342215

>>17342194
Not personally, too much effort. Would laugh if someone did though.

>> No.17342216

>>17342197
>hands
I was talking about krakens anon, but a dorome mudbath would be sweet. Come to think of it, outside of slime/tentacle style MGs and Gremlins making machines there aren't many girls with heaps of hands (ridiculous amounts)
>ywn have a busty maid/carer style automaton with 20 extra extendable arms
>there will never be a set bathtime with no escape
>she will never hold you in her arms while she scrubs you all over
>there will never be couch cuddles afterwards to dry you with her heated body
>she will never subject you to tickle torture as punishment or as a wake-up call

>> No.17342225

>>17342215
Are you a drawfag or a writefag?

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