/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17318062
>>17318089
I just checked and there are 5 MORE FUCKING GAMES. But from what I could see only 2 of them has Succubutt in it so I guess it's not all bad. Still: WHY THE FUCK HAVE THEY NOT BEEN TRANSLATED YET?

>>17318102
>I'll never wake up and see this.
God fucking damn it.

Maids are olev

>>17318105
We all share your pain anon.

>>17318102
Why can't you learn to delete the (embed)'s each time you make a thread? Shit's easy to do.

>>17318111
I didn't even notice it was there. Fuck me I'm blind.

>>17318102
Wake up tomorrow and see this. What do?

>>17318096
I wonder how bad a monster would feel if she had sex with a guy just to get her meal and fell in love wiht him, but the same didn't happen for him and he ran away.

>>17318114
Hug.
Then fug.

Fuckin' hosers

>>17318109
>You'll never wake up to the sound of creaking springs, wet "schlick" noises and pornstar moans.
>You'll never opens your eyes and see your succubus girlfriend bouncing up and down on your dick, her massive tits swinging up and down with every thrust.
>She'll never rock your world all morning long because she couldn't hold herself back any longer.
>She'll never snuggle you close as she finally milks your last shot out of you and what little cum her greedy pussy didn't suck up seeps down your dick.
>She'll never grin slyly and then slink down to suck your cock clean before coming back up for cuddles.
Why are succubi so fucking cute?

>>17316401
Literally anything. The limit isn't even your imagination, because you've got your waifu with you, too. Both minds able to interact and play with/off of each other in an infinite variety of ways.
If there was ever a risk that one might become bored, the other can construct entire universes and scenarios to be lived out. You don't run into the same problem of an eternal paradise become boring when you have a mind seperate from your own present, able to act independently and spontaneously. New thoughts and idea are able to be born.

>>17318115
>implying she'd let him run away
>implying that even he did manage to run off, she wouldn't catch him
Monster girls have a sixth sense that can detect a man's spirit energy, and every man has a unique spirit energy, so they'll be able to track you down no matter how far you run away. Also keep in mind that monster girls are faster, stronger, and don't need as much sleep as humans, so she'll eventually be able to catch you.

How would you build your monster girl harem?

Easy Mode: Come home one day to a Nurarihyon who grants you the power to charm any youkai you want

Normal Mode: Seek a Bicorn (or corrupt a Unicorn) and build a harem with her help and guidance

Hard Mode: Build a harem all by yourself, get multiple wives despite being obviously taken and not receiving any external help

Anon Must Fuck: Build a harem all by yourself, publicly tell every area you go in that you're there to claim another wife, and try to survive the waves of horny monster girls chasing after you

I will risk any danger and pain for my harem! All men of noble standing should do the same. Embrace the cold mountain air in your lungs! Ride the tiger!

>>17318129
>Forcing a man that clearly doesn't love her into a relationship against his will
That's a pretty 3DPD thing to do.

>>17318102
>succubus op
Wow OP you have good taste.

>>17318130
I don't, I prefer bigamy.

>>17318130
Hard mode.

I go for tubby girls, muscled girls, and strongfat girls.

>>17318139
Welcome to MGE! It's a fairly common thing for them to do.

>>17318130
Desert mode: Jump into the khepri pit with no regrets

>>17318130
Either easy or normal. I would probably go with Normal.

>>17318130
Ask me wife to drink a doppelganger potion, except each potion has another ingredient mixed into it, to slightly alter each clone in a unique way.

>>17318139
Don't worry, she'll make him love her.

>>17318129
I'm sure most situations would end up like the Ogre profile, where the man wins and is able to run away. They might be able to sense him nearby, but there is no way they can snese him across the world.

>>17318139
Welcome to monstergirls. Enjoy your complimentary rape.

>>17318114
Being gobbled up by a Sandworm is one of the best "bad" ends
Even though they hardly make my top 10, if I woke up inside one I wouldn't even care to know if other species appeared and would just marry her on the spot

>>17318157
Falling in the Khepri pit is up there too

>>17318130
P'orc mode
>Capture or get captured by a group of p'orcs (4 or 5)
>Secretly take a heavy dose of raging mushrooms and manticore venom
>Fuck them all into submission
>Enjoy my new p'orc harem

>>17318152
>>17318162
You can't just force someone to love you, it's a terrible thing to do and in the back of their mind they'll always hate you.

In regards to last threat discussion about monster girls always accepting men who confess to them and monster girls loving romance stories. I was thinking about a scenario where a weak guy goes to a Dragon den and is about to be raped by a wolfu but he tells her his story. She "aw" at that, and soon gossip spread through the forest monster community about how cute it is a weak guy wants to marry the bad tempered terrifying Dragon. So they prepares parties, introduce him to the Dragon and all sorts of whacky situations where the Dragon just gets pissed further and further unless she explodes and burns down the place and goes on a rampage. Cracking her knuckles, ready to wail his face until he confess and apologize for pissing her off. Then the Dragon is taken by surprise and is all "T-this was all for me? Why didnt you just told me?!" and anon is like "Because all these girls didnt let me or kept interrupting, insisting this was the best way." The Dragon laughs and carry off the anon to her rape cave. A week latter all the monster girls in the forest recieve an "Voluntary Obligatory" invitation to her wedding.

>>17318124
Ought to hit them right in the knackers, eh?

>>17318170
Raging mushrooms don't work like that you fucking maledomfag.

>>17318162
Why is the mouth the part of this that's turning me on the most?
I kinda want to stick my dick in there and see what happens.

>>17318171
MAMONO
A
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THERE IS NO WAY TO ESCAPE A YAN

In regards to last threat discussion about monster girls always accepting men who confess to them and monster girls loving romance stories. I was thinking about a scenario where a weak guy goes to a Dragon den and is about to be raped by a wolfu but he tells her his story. She "aw" at that, and soon gossip spread through the forest monster community about how cute it is that a weak guy wants to marry the bad tempered terrifying Dragon. So they prepares parties, introduce him to the Dragon and all sorts of whacky situations where the Dragon just gets pissed further and further until she explodes and burns down the place and goes on a rampage. Cracking her knuckles, ready to wail his face until he confess and apologize for pissing her off. Then the Dragon is taken by surprise and is all "T-this was all for me? Why didnt you just told me?!" and anon is like "Because all these girls didnt let me or kept interrupting, insisting this was the best way." The Dragon laughs and carry off the anon to her rape cave. A week latter all the monster girls in the forest recieve an "Voluntary Obligatory" invitation to her wedding.

>>17318171
Stop replying to obvious bait.

>>17318185
If Spider-Man can evade a yandere goo monster for as long as he did then I'm sure It's possible.

>>17318176
They do. Reread the profile on them. They act as a supplement that allows you to overpower a monster girl and rape them instead.

>>17318171
Thanks MamonObama.

>>17318190
Sufficiently infatuated girls will not give up.
t. KC

I want a demon of gluttony to try and tempt me only to fail because I'm a neurotic mess when it comes to my diet.

>>17318139
Rather than forcing him in a loveless relationship she will force him to stay with her and do her absolute best to make him fall in love with her as well
If that doesn't work she can just rape him so hard that he can no longer properly function without a daily dose of her monster pussy

>>17318189
That's cute and all but it doesn't amount to much both in terms of character and story
Feel free to write a short 2k words or less story about it though, all the dragon sluts out there will love it

>>17318200
Only if she wants it

>>17318223
P'orcs only form groups to attack when they want it. So most likely, it's gonna work on them.

>>17318223
Which is always, unless she is married.

>>17318219
Sloth demon would get me every time.

>>17318238
A short, bottom heavy demon that always has bed head and wears a too large T-shirt and panties that always wants you to join her in snuggling?

>>17318232
With P'Orcs probably, yes.

I want to be physically bullied by a buff monster girl

>>17318219
I would say a Wrath demon would get me but that'd perpetuate a certain meme that I'm a Khornefucker.

>>17318249
I want to bully a chubby weresheep into getting more well built than most oni.

>>17318249

>>17318259
She'd be buff and tsun, getting the stronger the more you hate fuck.

Do it.

DO IT

>>17318249
The only good physical bully from muscled monster girls is when they lock your head between their powerful thighs and squeeze to make you do and say whatever they want

>>17318268
What about the one where they make you lick and kiss their abs. Or the one where they lift you all the way off the ground and hold you in the air, sucking your dick while you're mostly immobilized. Or the good old amazon press

>>17318249
Would she push you around so you don't fight back and then lift you up to suck your dick, knowing you can't struggle or you'll fall and hurt yourself?
Would she keep sucking even as you beg her to stop since you've already cum in her mouth at least three times?

>>17318259
>implying you're not
As an aside - all the anons who want buff waifus would want Khornates too.

>>17318104
whats there to translate?

does your monster waifu have a secret laboratory?

>>17318295
None of those are actual bullying, they're all sexual favors
Abs licking/kissing could be bullying if she tied your arms to prevent you from masturbating while doing it

>>17318268
I when they they lift you off the ground, take in your scent, and then drop you; encouraging you to run away with a head-start so they can pursue.

You let your waifu princess carry you, right?

Captcha: Memer Look

>>17318312
Even with the censoring I probably would have put a spoiler on that just for safety.

>Liches

>>17318268
>>17318295
>Muscled Monstergirl grabs you by the head and drags you to her bedroom.
>She wraps her long powerful legs around your head and then reverse facefucks you by making you eat her out while rarely letting you come up for air.
>Then after she's gotten her fill of that she'll push you over and only give you a moment to catch your breath before she lifts you up upside down and forces you to spread your legs so she can rape you in the most intimately close amazon position she can muster.
>She's close enough that her fat milk jugs are pressed up against your chest and her face is mere milimeters apart.
>As her massive toned ass starts bouncing up and her tight pussy squeezes your dick dry, her tongue invades your mouth in a lewd sloppy kiss and your mind shuts down and your legs start to wrap around her waist on their own.
How's it feel knowing you'll never be her personal muscleslut anon?

>>17318315
>waifu
What waifu?

>>17318315
Nope, because my strongfat memecat keeps teleporting to get me to princess carry her.


Some times she even tells me she's going to do it beforehand.

>>17318315
Yes, although it usually only happens when she's too excited or has drink too much blood

>>17318315
Let? Its a must!

>>17318315
No, she's shorter than me so she can't.
Unless it's Onee-sama night.

>>17318321
What does the "Other" category include?
Also, I feel the need to say that her pie chart is romantic as fuck.

>>17318303
I have never been a Khornefucker.

>>17318267
No.

>>17318315
people still get words captcha? all i keep getting is click the cars in the picture

>>17318348
With 4ChanX you can make it revert to the old style captcha. I got fed up with the newer ones, since they have a failure rate of 100% on first attempt to complete them for me.

>>17318353
You don't even need 4chanX

>>17318348
Check legacy in the settings for the page, dummy

>>17318322
It feels absolutely terrible.
>>17318299
I imagine some larger monster girl being able to take the whole package inside her mouth all at once, long flat tongue rolling itself over every inch of you while the same mixed predatory and proud expression sits on her face

>>17318329
>Strongfat Cheshire
Her ass must be absurd.
You lucky fucker.

>>17318124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3GQverRiQ

>>17318249
I want to bully a buff monster girl

>>17318373
It would be.
More than enough to pin a man down without any effort while she Nyahahas.

She would use her physique to its fullest.

She actually gets embarrassed when squeezed in her middle or biceps though.

She also wears too small panties on purpose so it almost looks like she's wearing a thong, although that's just because she's a pervert.

>>17318315
Of course.
http://i.imgur.com/hd6Npv4.png
http://i.imgur.com/oP70T6B.png

>>17318385
I would love nothing more than for that cat to sit on my face.

Or for her to be on the bed, in heat and with her womanhood exposed as she begs for me to use that ass, leaving a not so subtle threat about either me taking her or her taking me if I don't hurry up.

>>17318308
The... game? I don't understand your question.

>>17318377
I want to go to the good ol hockey game with a Yeti and get hugs whenever the home team scores

>>17318430
Wife Requiem?

>>17318321
This shit has so much potential
>Weak ass guy see a Hinezumi training in the Mist
>He marches to her and tells her he fell in love with her at first sight
>"Right, you only want to fuck my trained pussy and leave. You only say that because you know, you would otherwise have to beat me in combat."
>Says he is serious
>"Prove it"
>Take out of nowhere huge ass chart and begin explaining it
>Her fire lowers its intensity, her combat stance collapse, a smile soon turns into a boisterous laughter unfitting a composed fighter.
>She keeps laughing
>She cant even speak properly
>Finally calms down
>"I am I cant accept anything less but a man that defeated me as a husband. Now I will go to the hotspring over there and take a bath, alone, which will completely turn off my flames and leave my naked fit body completely defenseless. If lets say, a guy madly in love with me sneaked it and raped me into becoming his wife. I would be helpless to do anything to concede."
>Wink

>>17318315
Yeh

>>17318420
I think between Holo, Kagerou, and all of Ehrrr's art, I've developed a massive fucking fetish for fashionable wolfgirls.

>>17318439
Fuck off already you turbo faggot.

>>17318321
Silly lich. That's not how pie graphs work. What does the 100% represent?

>>17318438
http://i.imgur.com/WTA9JVn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/URJMlod.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LDYDkai.jpg
Cutest cosplay

I want to milk a Minotaur with the help of her Holst sisters.

>>17318453
>What does the 100% represent
Love?

>>17318321
I wish this was porn.

>>17318449
He has a point that would be a really creative way of proposing a monster.

Surely in a world where all confessions are the plain old traditional style this would stand out.

I think monsters appreciate creativity.

>>17318130
The trick is to insert yourself into dynamics in which there are already multiple women. A coven of Dark Mages/Slimes for example. Or a pack of Wolfus

>>17318454
http://i.imgur.com/LDYDkai.jpg
>she isn't posing on top of Shinkiro or Gawain

>>17318315
>Lich
>"I heard that me princess carrying you will improve our relationship."
>"I may have to use magic"

>>17318476
But Liches are for carrying.

>>17318476
A forklift isn't magic, Anon. Your waifu can rent one pretty easily.

>>17318476
Lich develops muscle potion. Outdo every Danuki as all musclesluts rush to buy it for their waifu.

>>17318456
I want a Minotaur to milk me with the help of her Holstaur sisters.

>>17318478
Not muscle lich.

>>17318456
I want to help a minotaur produce more milk than her holst sisters!

>>17318483
But humans aren't supposed to be the ones getting milked.

>>17318478
Agreed, you should even ask her to disable her levitation magic so her weight is properly resting in your arms.

>>17318473
It's a custom knightmare prop
I didn't ask for a specific one but if I did I would have gone with the Shinkiro because it's fucking awesome

>>17318321
>sandworm
we posting pictures of how some MG's display affection?

>>17318476
With Undeath probably comes an increase in physical strength as well, even if Liches are casters by nature.

>>17318488
Do not knock up the Minotaur, she won't be able to keep her sisters safe if she's pregnant.

>>17318500
Then we'd just have to teach them how to fight!
Their mino sister can relax and keep the baby safe while I train up her sisters!

>>17318494
That's a fuckhuge Knightmare then.

>>17318490
I can milk them at the same time though.

>>17318500
>Implying monstergirls are as debilitated by pregnancy as human women are

Animals can hunt just fine while pregnant. The only reason humans become so fucked up and helpless is because, for some reason, human infants are literally parasites that will cripple the mother from the inside in order to ensure survival. It's part of the reason the period exists.

I doubt monstergirls would've developed with such a glaring defect.

I like the idea of a Griffon that likes carving stone to make what ever shes protecting more important looking.

That or a shy griffon with glasses would do.

>>17318515
Carving small trinkets or large stonefaces?

>>17318321
>>17318497
Sandworm:
>I want to cover you in my digestive fluid
>My heart skips a beat every time I swallow you
>Having you inside my mouth is fun
>I want to taste your body
>I want you to taste my body
>I'm captivated by your content face when I cover your body in a warm wall of flesh
>You make me worried when your not inside my shell
>I want to protect you
>I want to make babies with you

>>17318315
I wouldn't let her, but if she grabbed me by surprised and teased about dropping me there is nothing I can do. I'd try to carry her in romantic situations though.

>>17318545
Now thats going into yandere territory.

Not that its a bad thing.

>>17318102
>a glacies will never warm up and ride you like this
I want a succubus glacies

>>17318553
>Not that its a bad thing.
its a very bad thing

>>17318498
Still, the species norm seems to a dainty womanlet, doesn't the profile picture make you want to carry her in your arms while she's staying as stoic as ever but blushing slightly?

>>17318562
Says you

>>17318562
>its a very bad thing
Its a very good thing you mean.

>>17318562
Do not bully yanmoth.

>>17318569

When's Melon opening his commissions again?

>>17318553
Maybe just a little bit, but it'd be entirely worth it. Life with a sandworm is the ultimate in comfiness: no worry about bills, rent, etc. Hell if the bombs dropped, you'd be safe from it all if she burrowed down underground deep enough.

>>17318569
Yanmoth is a bad moth.

Hyper corrupted maids that still serve their master with limitless devotion despite their bodies being warped to the point that almost nothing of their original form is left.
Horrid, murderous looking claws daintily making tea and giving shoulder rubs.
Scything talons that appear able to cut through steel like butter stepping gingerly so as to avoid making any noise that could wake their sleeping master.
Ink black feathers so dark that they seem to absorb light gently caressing and comforting their master.
Eyes an eerie red that almost appear to glow, gazing at their master with love and longing.

>>17318618
Everything you wasted your time typing is stupid.

>>17318618
I like the idea, but make them buff with abs of steel.

>>17318619
Fuck off shitposter.

>>17318627
Make me.

>>17318618
I can dig it, and I'm not normally even a maid person.

>>17318629
My waifu will.

>>17318618
Maids so drunk they can barely hold themselves together!

>>17318618
>You will never save an abomination from poverty or worse fates by accepting her into your home and making her your maid
If you love the abyss long enough, the abyss will love you back.

I still want to hit a Lilim with a fish.

>>17318650
How can a slime get drunk if she doesn't have a liver?

>>17318664
Anon, a liver helps you get UN-drunk.

>>17318439
Never attempt to write in English again

>>17318666
Wait what?

>>17318661
In a non-lewd way, right?

>>17318670
The alcohol in your blood stream messes with your brain, which is what causes the "drunk" effect.
Your liver metabolizes alcohol into not-alcohol, which is what sobers you up over time.

Big strong cow.

>>17318670
Liver & kidneys filter toxins out of the body.

For a slime one might assume that lack of these means the inability to get rid of alcohol in her "system" unless she makes the active conscious effort to expel that particular substance. If she continues to get drunk then she will eventually lack the higher cognitive functions to maintain her form. She'll puddle out, the alcohol will evaporate or soak into the ground, and then she reforms around her core as she sobers up.

At least that;s how I imagine it'd work.

>>17318678
Anon blue board

>>17318674
Then will Slime-chan be forever drunk since she has no liver?

>>17318673
In a semi-lewd way. But they she'll smell like a fish, which kinda kills the mood.

>>17318682
She probably just needs to expel it or "purify" it in the same manner that Bubble Slimes do.

>>17318682
She'll need a good samaritan to drink it out of her.

Big strong cow.

>>17318684
I will never understand. What's in fish that repels women so much?

>>17318691
Cute

>>17318691
That's grotesque and not soft at all.

>>17318691
Honestly you could still get bant for that. They gave me a five day vacation for posting a censored picture like that before.

>Sandworm daughteru playing
https://imgur.com/gallery/9dC9fwz

I want to be an elf's personal seat

>>17318715
>You will never explain to a dark elf that as a carpenter your job is to make the furniture, not BE the furniture
A classic.

>>17318715
I want to be an elfs personal chef!
Gonna put meat on those bones!
Gonna build muscle!
Gonna make her the biggest elf in the land!

>>17318691
Poor guy.

>>17318720
Only a fool would explain that. What's wrong with having your face be a dark elves seat or footstool, but thats probably just me

>>17318744
They have pride too you know. They probably think that they can make chairs more comfortable than themselves.

>>17318697
Thats delicious and would marry her immediately.

>mfw I saw there's a Fishing MG Ero RPG game

Pro Ass Fishing memed itself into hentai reality.

Awoo!

>>17318766
That's not an awoo. That's a cow with fake ears and a tail buttplug

>>17318766
I want to pop those buttons off

>>17318708

Be sure to feed her plenty. A growing girl needs her vitamins.

What is the best kind of vampire and why is it lolipire?

>busty monsters
And here I thought you had taste, /jp/.

>>17318763

>Fishing MG Ero game

Ummm... fucking source please?

>>17318775
>Kanna
And here I thought you had taste, /jp/.

>>17318775
>complains about busty monstergirls
>posts a thicc loli

>>17318780
>Ummm...

>>17318787
busty =/= thicc, dummy.

Did somebody say thicc?

This thicc twitter meme needs to die.

>>17318767
>tfw Holsts disguise themselves as dog girls so that people adopt them more easily
Milk machines need not apply. I want an awoo.

>>17318775
Fine, here.

>>17318789
Ignore the faggot. Tell us where we can go fishing for monster girls.

>>17318805

>>17318789

And Ummm to you too fuck boy. I honestly want to know where I can find this.

>>17318795
>western art
Stop posting any time.

>>17318808
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ203752.html/?unique_op=af

>>17318821
He posts that image every thread, just like the EMG cowspammers.

>>17318180
Because that sloppy, wet tongue of hers looks like it's aching to wrap itself around a cock while she electro-stims you until you "break" and fill her throat pussy with enough seed to almost choke her to death.

>>17318821
This image makes me uncomfortable. Not being able to grope Slime tits must be a torture.

>>17318858
>try to cuddle with slime wife
>get assimilated

>Anon ends up in MGE.>>17318102
>However the common language of MGE and English, but not quite the same.
>Asking for the washroom translates into "I WILL KILL YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE IN THE MOST BRUTAL FASHION IF YOU KEEP FUCKING UP MY LAWN."
>Anon goes for a walk in the forest one day while singing out a song.
>He winds up with a small group of monstergirls following him.
>I mean how many men just wander into a forest full of monstergirls and say 'I want sum fuk."
>On the other hand, they're getting mixed messages has he mentioned something about dragon genocide, waffles are being served in his toilet and tiny robots are screaming inside his head.

>>17318866
>try to kiss slime wife
>accidentally swallow part of her

If your waifu does not have developed fangs she's inferior

I don't think you understand how language works.

Also your English is fucking terrible I hope you're not a native speaker.

>>17318875
then your friends have to beat you so you cry her out?

>>17318877

That web is unfair.

>>17318873
>You will never be a tourist in MG lands and scare naive locals into thinking you are some kind of foreign all mighty being
I want to scare gullible lolis.

>>17318877
her teeth may not consist entirely of fangs but they are sharp

>>17318877
>>17318902
This kind of posts make me wish the tooth fairy was real.

>>17318877
Depends, do Demons have fangs?
If not I don't care, she has them anyway.

>>17318873
That's not really how language works anon.

>>17318766
Yes, post more of his art. I feed on it. His bondage drawings and stylish awoos sustain me.

>>17318821
No

>>17318321
I always get a little depressed when I see cute shit like this because it reminds I will never experience anything like it.

>>17318931
Lemur-chan is cuter than this hag though.

>>17318931
Kakuens are cute.

>>17318586
Yes

>>17318902
She clearly has the fangs

>>17318877
My waifu has fangs indeed. She uses them to mark me

>>17318959
You could be an attractive guy and do it to a girl.
Just maybe replace the scent stuff with another romantic thing.

>>17318959
>>17318959
;_;

>>17318981
i didn't say she didn't have fangs

>>17318959
Are you man enough to make your Wendigo family smile?

>>17318959
Don't kid yourself anon! We're always depressed!

>>17318959
technology is advancing anon

>>17319001
>Be attractive
You're asking a lot here

Additionally, it's not even about wanting to experience that specific pic, so much as wanting to experience ANYTHING cute or romantic

>>17319028
I would if I was capable, anon. Although, I doubt I could even if I tried.

>>17318890
That would be useful for waifus too
>Waltz up to the Dragon's Den unopposed, no MG dares to try to claim you
>Dragon enters "female lizard" mode immediately recognizing you as "a male stronger than her" on sight.
>You like Lizard Girls? Go to a Lizardman or a Salamander, they will drop their weapons immediately and go straight to declare their love and have sex. Why fight when the result is obvious?
>Degenerate lolicon? Bapho-Chan knows you are a reliable Oni-Chan who can defeat her.
>Like Hinezumis? Just go to one and she will just assume the rape position and skip the part where you must defeat her to marry her.
>In reality you are weaker than a Blue Slime
>It doesnt matter when they find out latter, the waifu instinct has already taken off and they cant go back
>Profit

>>17319037
Don't give up Anon. I believe in you.

>>17319047
>Why fight when the result is obvious?
The whores aren't fit to be kept as pets, let alone wives.
Girls that weak-willed could probably be NTR'd away by a floating dick without even a man attached to it.

>>17319055
>monster girls
>NTR

>>17319001
>Be attractive

>>17319042
You're plenty capable, your little Wendigo daughter popping out of the snow when you get home from a long day of work to greet you with a big smile is worth it

>>17319063
If they're that weak and ready to be fucked on a whim the second they see a man, then anything's possible.

>>17319001
I don't understand. Are you talking about 3DPD here?

>>17319001
>You could be an attractive guy
Come on man, seriously?

>>17319067
The only thing I have working in my favour is that I literally live in Frosty Moe Land. Also, the daughter is clearly a being a distraction so her mother can come in from the other side.

>>17319065
>>17319075
I'm sure most of the people here aren't beyond redemption in the looks department. Maybe do a little better, but sunlight, exercise, good sleep and healthy eating can do wonders like you wouldn't imagine.

>>17319078
Truly apex predators.

>>17318744
>using your face as a footstool
Right in the fetish

>>17319079
or we can make monstergirls.

>>17319102
A man should aim to look his best for a monstergirl too. They're good enough to accept, love and support a person at their worst, which means that they deserve the best too.

drawin a thing

>>17319108
cute fox!
what color are her tails gonna be?

>>17319079
Let's be honest, if the majority of us were capable of getting 3DPD we wouldn't even be here in the first place.

>>17319107
one problem at a time,

gentlemen how do we make monstergirls?

>>17319001
"You could be an attractive guy"

I might as well try to fight and defeat a Salamander in combat, it would be easier.

>>17319108
>ZR
Proceed...

>>17319112
You could be surprised

>>17318774
I wonder will that guy ever release translation. It's been on 99% for half a year already

>>17319108
>That drawing style

Are you who I think you are?
Also, if you are who I think you are, do you lurk here normally?

>>17319111
These are gonna be her colors mostly, the idea of the commissioner was designing her as an adult.
>>17319115
nani
>>17319122
If you are thinking Santystuff you are correct. And i started to a few days ago after i shared something.

>>17319107
I would try to look my best to meet the monster girl if I can. It just simply would not be, coupled with my personality, remotely close to make any girl with standards to take me. Luckily monster girls arent that.

>>17319128
Oh yeah, you drew the yeti the other day. Your stuff's really nice and colourful.

>>17319128
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zettai_ry%C5%8Diki

By the by, are you still open for commissions these days? What's your queue like?

make daugherus with vampfu!

>>17319135
Ye. and thanks!

>>17319136
The more you know, good to know it has a name, i love that shit. And i am basically always open, but yea my queue is a bit stacked until next week.

>>17319006
Liches are too cute

>>17319169
Some would even say they are the cutest.

>>17319141
make money with mimic-chan!

>>17319220
Mimics would probably make great dungeoneers by trade. They could smuggle themselves into a Dragons hoard and then slowly consume the place over time.

Goodnight guys don't bully your buff neighbor alp that secretly eyes you when you do the gardening.
she got buff only for you to see more of her.

>>17319231
I want to bend her over her car while she's washing it and use her till she's well and satisfied.

>>17319225
That seems like a good way to be caught by the fun police aka her Tanuki lawyer.

>>17319237
A smart Mimic cat-burglar probably wouldn't target a business Dragon.

>>17319218
Even when they're wearing rags that basically cover nothing they're still cute instead of just sexual.

>>17319218
I say that, they're one of the cutest monster girls.

>>17318315
I don't think I could stop any monster girl doing anything to me, even if I wanted to

>>17319242
I prefer the seductive and regal ones myself, after all they're basically a combination of a Wight and Lich.

>>17319231
Gonna put on my shortest shorts and tightest shirts for her to look at. It'll be like I'm wearing nothing at all.
Nothing at all.
Nothing at all.

Hug her?

>>17319258
no way dude

>>17319258
I would love to! But what if she eats me?

>>17319258
Hug her from behind.

>>17319239
But aren't business dragons where the profit is at? I don't think a Mimic with ambition would target an unsuccessful Dragon.

Unless you are talking about stealing from poor Dragons that have to work in a cubicle from 6 to 5 just to be able to afford gold for their hoards.

Thoughts?

>>17319218
I prefer Wisps but Liches are nice too. I think they are just a little too vanilla for me, being basically a human Dark Mage who died/necromancy.

>>17319264
>buying hoard gold
You're not thinking like a Dragon.

>>17319267
>Braless Hoodie
This needs to be more common

>>17319258
>Hug her
>She licks your groin while in the hug
To be honest i would feel incredibly unnerved before having a spooky boner.

>>17319266
Nice thighs

>>17319266
Thighs.
Cosplay.
Forgettable.

>>17319266
I like them, they're cute.

>>17319264
The best hoard for a Mimic to hide in would be a great Red Dragons hoard, with huge vast fields of gold. The Dragon is a proud brute, and though powerful, is less likely to be watching every treasure like a business Dragon would.

>>17319266
a good girl!

>>17319267
>Wisp wearing panties
What heresy is this?

>>17319268
This is what modern times have done to Dragons. They can't raid for gold anymore since it would be illegal. All they have left is work for greedy Tanukis that enslave them just so they can earn wealth and build a hoard.

>>17319267
Didn't Barb get bullied into drawing this?

>>17319282
She's a total prude virgin, having died one and never had a boyfriend. She also never leaves her house.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to go to sleep at the appropriate time.

You don't want to keep those nightmares waiting.

>>17319288
How can you bully someone into drawing?

>>17319288
There was a spat about which of the two was the superior undead, and then Barb showed up and said why not both?

>>17319289
Undead aren't supposed to wear panties.

>>17319293
Very carefully.

>>17319296
Why not?

>>17319266
I like how they generally ignore men. They'd be weird to interact with.

>>17319296
That's why she is a prude. She needs to be shown how to act like a proper undead.

>>17319294
>Why not both?
Barb knows his shit.

>>17319256
Are you willing to put up with her pinching your butt and bringing you lemonade that definitely isn't laced with roofies?

>>17319302
I actually prefer Barb's Wisp compared to the one in the profile. Not really sure why, though.

I want to shave a Kiki's eyebrows off!

>>17319305
Because his Wisp is a total sweetheart, while the profile is in Yandere mode.

>>17319314
I want to give my kobold childhood friend hathor milk and a CC cake!

>>17319303
The butt punching sure, but if she wants to rape me she should've just fucking said something.

>>17319315
>while the profile is in Yandere mode.
Literally nothing wrong with that.

>>17319315
Really, I think the difference is that Barb's wisp actually looks like she has a tangible body that you can fuck. While KC's one looks like she's just made of spirit fire or some shit.

>>17319314
I want to do this as well, but in the name of science.

>>17319315
Look at how warm and wide her smile is. Girls shouldn't hold back when they want you to know how much they love you. Literally nothing wrong with yandere.

Barb's wisp looks super soft and huggable.

>>17319337
All of his girls do.
I think it's the shading.

>>17319325
Ghost fire or not, those hips and soft looking breasts are hard to resist.
>>17319321
>>17319328
Never meant to imply there was anything wrong with it. Barbs Wisp probably is just as eccentric when shes in Yandere mode too.

>>17319318
She just wants to be the mother she never had.
I just made myself feel...

>>17319337
She looks like the dessert you always wanted to taste as a shota.

>>17319337
Big fluffy hair is a nice thing.

>Visit Danbooru
>Less's shit is just getting uploaded all at once.

Well that's weird.

>>17319267
I want to be that lich.

>>17318586
Oh fuck yes.

>>17319108
Can you draw a glacies

I want a shortstack glacies to take to hockey with me.

>>17319108
This is the kind of genki Fox who drags you out of your house in the weekend to go have fun at the local festival.

While you're going from stall to stall and having a fun time, you're completely oblivious to the fact that she's the daughter of the current Oyabun of the Mofu Yakuza. And the piar of you are being followed stealthily by a detachment of Yakuza Foxes.

Would a monster girl ever fake an orgasm?

>>17319415
they'll just keep going until they do
even if you're spent

>>17319415
>I got bad news for ya, kid...

>>17319415
Why would she when she has you?

>>17319415
I don't think they need to, as I highly doubt anyone would have trouble making a monstergirl orgasm is they wanted to. After all, when it comes to sex, monstergirls basically run off of doujin logic.

>>17319258
No.

>>17319432
Would monster girls quote stupid doujin lines the way we quote stupid movies?

>my hips are moving on their own
>I'm going blind
>My mind is going blank
>Wait a minute, this isn't Super Smash Bros, this is anal sex!
This had been your introduction to MGE memes.

What happened to this game anyways?

Are there any species that would be okay with the husband and wife [spoliler]sleeping in separate beds?

>>17319459
Bicorns. One bed can only fit so many.

>>17319443
He's got an update scheduled around the 20th.

What species would be okay with the husband and wife sleeping in different beds?

>>17319465
Sorry do deleting. I'm unfucking the spoiler.

>I gotta rescue my boyfriend!

>>17319442
>big minotaur kabedons you
>"If you try to scream, I'll choke you with my breasts."
>yfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WcyQQgk2Tw

>>17319474
>Level start!
>Mission: Save Anon from Mom!
https://youtu.be/JYfgpodCVHE

Dhampirs are so cute to me for some reason, probably because I always imagine them being young with boyfriends they're overprotective and deredere for

>>17319480
I don't know what I would do if I was kabedon'd by a big, strong Minotaur.

With those big, heavy calcium cannons in my face, a heavy musk filling the area.

>>17319483
>Straight to saving Anon from mom
>Not having to save him from each of her eldest sisters, only to have him lifted away by the next sister, with the final boss being the mom

I want to make all my Holst daughterus get those nose ring piercings that cows have so I can lead them around in public on leashes I'd tie to them.

>>17319480
Is that what 3D porn is like? I never watched actual porn in all my years. I mostly stuck to hentai and more digerate stuff in my cringey phase

>>17319496
Her mother is probably just going to show her boyfriend a photo album of her as a child while also sharing embarrassing stories from her childhood.

>>17319496
Well, there's Reaper-san, Dhampir's estranged Aunt.
A distant cousin who can turn into a Werewolf.
A younger sister who can only turn into a Giant Bat.
A Dragon, who is also somehow related.

Really there's all sorts of relatives of hers who want a turn with Anon.

>>17319508
I thought death would be her dad, since he confiscates all her weapons and armor at the beginning.

>>17319496
But Dhampires are the Eldest Daughter, since they are the results of her dad not being full incubus yet.

>>17319511
That works too, like taking away the scissors she's running around with. It's just for her own safety.

Why can't she be a well-behaved girl like her sisters and cousins?

>>17319499
Where the hell do you people come from?

>>17319496
It would certainly be a progressing thing. Thankfully, her family members do love her even though she's a bit chuuni and has some teenage daughter syndrome, and wouldn't do anything TOO serious to anon that would impede her dating him.
>>17319503
>Dhampir bursts in her mom's room at the hardest to reach point of their massive manor
>She just turned to the page of her in embarrassing Halloween costumes where she dressed up as a Nosferatu vampire
>"MOOOOOOOM! You monster! Ugh! You don't belong in my life!"
>"Ara, it was not by my hand that I am once again given a boy to play with~ I was called here by... humans! Your father, to be precise. He says you need to introduce Anon here to the family if you plan on marrying him~"
>"M-MOOOOM!!!"
>"Enough talk! You're grounded! Have at you!"
>Meanwhile awkwardly watches from the couch as they have an epic nonlethal battle

>>17319520
It's the weekend, summer, and is currently prime Aussie hours.

>>17319523
>'Boy, this family sure is lively' Anon says to himself.

>>17319474
>>17319483
>>17319496
>Whenever Anon happens to be in a situation where Dhampy-chan doesn't know where he is she assumes he's been kidnapped and needs rescuing

Animal ears are made for headpats.

>>17319520
I'm convinced some people just come up with these scenarios for the shock factor. If you force it, anyone can come up with fucked up stuff. I could come up with an entire premise centered around fucking the food delivery girls (Succubus Pizza, Jiangshi Chineese, Harpy KFC) while they are covered in food if I wanted to. I don't because that's not my fetish and its shit.

>>17319545

reverse headpats > headpats

>>17319508
So is the Sleeping Pharaoh a really distant ancestor or an old friend of her mother's that she's basically considered family?

>>17319549
>I could come up with an entire premise centered around fucking the food delivery girls (Succubus Pizza, Jiangshi Chinese, Harpy KFC) while they are covered in food if I wanted to
Well
I mean if you DID want to, you know. You could uh, share that. For research purposes..

>>17319549

diamond trumpart uses a body swap whatever on you while deepthroating.

>>17319545
The curiosity runs both ways.

>>17319562

The thick succubus is drenched is pizza grease as a massage oil, the Jiangshi stuffed her bra with meat buns and has chow mien noodles tangled where her pubes should be, and the harpy has her exposed breasts covered with extra crispy crust and her thighs covered in mashed potatoes and gravy with a buiscuit being the only thing covering her goods.

Happy now?

>>17319559
Pretty much.

The family reunion parties they through are massive, and very spooky.

>>17319576
Oh, I'm gonna be in a moment or so

>>17319576
P-Pizzabus-san! What is this?!

>>17319592
Let's say that there was an accident cleaning the trap but she refuses to fail her 30-minutes-or-its-free guarantee

>>17319579
>Massive dining table is a chaotic cacophony of a plethora of undead relatives being rowdy, some married, some not, with Vampmom and her husband getting frisky at the head of the table
>At the very opposite end Dhampy sits in a nice dress her mom forced her to wear, her boyfriend taking in the sights but not letting himself look TOO happy as he can tell his girlfriend is in a sour mood
>She pulls him in close whenever a stray knife or sword or entire relative flies past him, protective instincts at full blast

>>17319375
Oh yea i saw one of those on these threads, they look fun, i may try to but no promises.
>>17319402
Welp hopefully it will keep looking that way because the commissioner wants some radical changes to her now that i got his feedback

>>17319575
>The curiosity runs both ways.

>tfw no Anubis that wants to play with my hands as I play with her paws.

>>17319638
The first week to month once I get a waifu would be doing this. Feeling each other up both sexually and figuring out how each other works and what makes us tick.

Having a protective dhampir gf would be cute
>wake up early next to her sleeping soundly
>get out of bed, decide to make some breakfast
>everything is quiet, peaceful
>"ANON!?"
>"Where's Anon? Anon? Do';t tell me you got kidnapped!"
>Rush in to room to see her half dressed in her battle gear, sword in one hand, sheath in the other
>Calm her down with love
Oh just think of all the scenarios!

>>17319707
>Relaxing at home with her
>She leaves to get a snack
>Go to the bathroom without telling her
>By the time you're done, she's in a full panic, running out into the yard with her sword, ready to accuse the neighbors that she never trusted

>>17319707
Protective waifus sound cute
>At the beach with Hellhound
>She catches some girls checking you out and catcalling you
>The fur on her arms rises
>She clutches your hand and starts growling at them

>>17319727
Beach scenarios!
>Waifu covers you head to to toe in sun tan lotion, she doesn't want you to get sun burns
>constantly asks if you want water, she doesn't want you to get dehydrated

>>17319707
>Dhampir gets a message from her mother
>"Your husband has a beautiful neck. Can I bite him?"

Pretty sure she'll tear her mom's castle a new one

Big buttslut spiders.

>>17319753
But they don't even have real butts.

>>17319776
Oh yes they do.

>>17319740
>Waifu is going to apply sun tan lotion to you
>she squirts a big glob of the stuff on her boobs
>starts rubbing herself against you to apply it

>>17319787
That's just a dominance display to show those single MGs that you're so happy with her, you'd never take pity on them and agree to bigamy. Monster girl culture is so intriguing.

>>17319600
>The mother and other vampires are all ara-araing at the young couple, making lewd suggestions.
>The men are talking about their past adventures, their exploits and the fights born out of the old grudges with other families.
>The young ones are all competeing against each other, trying to determine who's the best of them.
>Dhampir sitting at the table, glaring at her mother and shouting at the relatives that get "too close" to her boyfriend.
>Father sneaking a thumbs up to the boyfriend, happy to see his daughter at the table.
>Boyfriend is just sitting there, smiling and happy to be a part of this big mess of a family.

>get transported to MG world
>trip on a stick and die
>nobody notices you're dead
>body goes on adventures
>everyone thinks you smell of death because of all the monstergirls you have defeated by having your party just throw your body at them and the monster girls can't figure out why you're not receptive to their advances and give up
>see more action dead than you did alive.

>>17319784
>posting a murderer
i hope you like getting slurped

>>17319821
They're most likely to tempt the poor Dhampir into biting her boyfriend.

>>17319850
She can slurp me as much as she wants.

>>17319855
Let's say she wanted to have a bit of fun with you, and would gladly sit on your face at the condition that you amuse her for half an hour or so. What would you do?
Spiders don't seem to enjoy much aside from torturing innocent men and spinning webs.

>>17319869
Play Guilty Gear.

>>17319851
>after constant harassment from her family, dhampir decides she wants to bite anon
>anon is okay with it
>dhampir puts anon in the most comfortable position, doesn't want to hurt him
>she slowly sinks her fangs into anon's neck
>anon winces, notices that she has been sucking a little too long
>dhampir is so overcome with lust she rides anon for hours
>anon passes out, so does she
>anon is woken up by sudden shaking
>looks up to see his dhampir gf crying, frantically apologizing for sucking so much out of him
>comforting ensues

>>17319873
I bet she's a dirty Zato scrub.

>>17319822

>Implying you wouldn't have various angels and demons fighting over your soul

>>17319903
And all the spooky undeads who waited for a man to join them in the afterlife + the necromancists who want to resurrect a man to make him their husband/slave

flatcubus best bus

>>17319920
Stylishcubus best cubus
And flatcubi deserver their nipples flicked hard

>>17319920
>>17319930

>>17319930
Please do not bully the flat chested semen demons.

>>17319945
Is it still bullying if they enjoy it?
Succubi can use every inch of their body to provide pleasure to both their man and themselves. A regular busty Succubus would get off by giving her man a paizuri, a flatcubus has to be much more creative to involve her chest during intercourse

>>17319957
Can't they just give naizuri?

>>17319967
>naizuri
You'd be better off fucking a washboard. Well, its the same either way actually.

>>17319967
Naizuri is a myth propagated by anons who can't handle seeing their flat waifu sad, so they fake orgasm during naizuri to make them happy

Flat monster girls are only good for nipple teasing when it comes to their chest (or lack there of)

How do you feel about beaks on monster girls?
Are they snout tier?

>>17320086
They're worse than snout tier.

>>17320086
They're ugly.

>>17320086
Medli is cute, but that tumblr nose is just too much to bear.

>>17320086
Too /b/ for me.

>>17320104
And that was the best picture I could find in the first 5 pages of her on pixiv
Is there any good design of a harpy with a beak?

>>17320178
Well, really I was just taking a good old jab at tumblr artists, but I doubt that there would be many at all. Why are you so interested in a harpy with a beak anyways?

>>17320248
Just curious, there aren't many going around
Faces are better left untouched from monstrous parts, but maybe we could have the odd harpy design that looks cute with a beak (though I doubt it would be attractive)

>>17320178

I can't imagine a beak grafted onto a human face would ever look remotely decent.

For one thing how the fuck do you kiss with a beak in the way?