/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17201060
give her a mating press instead

>>17201060
I have an erection so maybe you should wait until it goes down

Leave because being around young looking girls makes me uncomfortable

if she insists

>>17201060
sniff her hair

>>17201202
what does an ice fairies hair smell like though, I wonder?

>>17201206
Ice

Depends, is it regular Chiruno or negro Chiruno?

>>17201060
no, i HATE fairies!

i'd chuck a pinecone at her head and run away

>>17201349

Will you love her either way, anon?

The only hugs I do are hugs on my dick with a big pair of tits.

>>17201410
Nice!

>>17201060
eeew no way dude it's cold as fuck!!

>>17201060

Give her a nice hug and headpat. Nothing better than a happy cirno.

>>17201060
Hug her and let her nuzzle me for pets.

>>17201060
Turn on some fire and watch that little shit melt

>>17201068
Stay away from my daughter

>>17201068
There's always that one faggot in the thread isn't there.

>>17201060
The answer to that is always to hug her, of course!

>>17202780
Your daughter is my only friend!

>>17201420
The fuck's wrong with her right hand?!

>>17203361
Nothing. It's called prespective. Its toward you instead of out to the side like she points her other hand.

>>17201068
a Hugging Press!

>>17203274
>he wouldn't mating press a fairy
>calls others faggots
I'm quoting your fag behavior

>>17203699
You WANT to fuck a pure fairy. Cirno shouldnt be tainted by filth like you anon. Faggotry has nothing to do with it. You don't lewd 2hus.

>>17201060
[ ]Hug the Cirno
[ ]Ignore the Cirno
[x]Genuflect

>>17204123
[x] Impregnate the Cirno

Only if its cold because we are at 25Cº and its only midnight.

>>17204664
[X] Remove any and all possibilities of harm that may reach Cirno

>>17205116
I'll protect her and take responsibility for her!
I'm gong to get married to her! I'm going to make babies with her! Several babies!
We'll have a big happy family with cute kids!

>>17205245
she looks fuckin retarded lol

>>17205264
oh dear fuck, she really does

>>17201060
Obviously I'm going to hug this cute and cool fairy. It's hot in the summer, and hugging a cold fairy will cool me down! Here we see Reimu taking advantage in the exact same way.

What happens if a fairy dies during childbirth?
Do they explode, only to respawn? If so, thats swell. She doesnt have to be absent a good portion of the childs life.

>>17201395
No.

>>17205409
fairies can't have kids

Hug her because she's my daughter.

>>17207117
Where do they come from then?

>>17207304
zun draws them

>>17207378
Spoopy

>>17201060
hug her till she melts then have a glass of chilled water.

>>17207117
Not with that attitude.

>>17201072
Maybe she can help you make it go down.

>>17205409
Fairies don't actually explode unless hit with explosives, that's just a game abstraction since it would be distracting if they gibbed.

>>17207304
Spawn from "nature." If you jizz on a sock a bunch and then let it grow mushrooms, it might spawn a fairy, but fucking them is pointless.

>>17210155
"Ah, the beauty of nature. Ah, look there! A jizzmold fairy! Such carefree and fanciful creatures."

>>17210451

>>17210155
So someone created Cirno by fapping onto an ice cube many times?

>>17211509
She's just from normal ice dude.

Although on further thought, you could probably fill one with enough semen to create a new fairy. I don't think "give birth" is what will happen though.

Where can I get a Cirno CPU cooler?

>>17218412
try around some magical forests.

>>17201060
Take off the VR headset.

>>17201060
No. Frostbite.

>>17203891
Don't bring that /a/ faggotry here. If it's a girl, lewd it. If it isn't a girl, lewd it anyway because fuck you.

>>17218412
careful with her around Skylake-X

>>17210155
>fucking them is pointless
explain this then

>>17232828
They have a lot of the same biological functions that humanity does as a redundancy such as the ability to eat and sleep, ect., but for their role as avatars of the elements they're irrelevant.

>>17201211
Ice can smell in a thousand different ways, depending on the source. If it's pee, it will not smell nice. If it's from a refrigerator, it will smell of chlorine.

>>17201206
my jizz

>>17208304
I have a feeling that she would only make it worse.

>>17233709
Only for a moment.

>>17232828
the onaholes of gensokyo

>>17232616
>Don't bring that /a/ faggotry here. If it's a girl, lewd it. If it isn't a girl, lewd it anyway because fuck you.
Okay. Let me introduce another type.
(You).______
I can't find a single suitable jp friendly image, or any image at all, to respond to with. Well done, im stumped.
Some things you just don't lewd.

>>17208393
Oh great. Now look what you faggots have done.

>>17237083
>Some things you just don't lewd.
I'm sure there are things people don't lewd, but that just makes them faggots.

>>17232828
If you get Cirno pregnant and then kill her, does the unborn child respawn with her?

>>17244791
You're making me wonder if the baby smoothie ever turned back into a baby.

>>17244791
I don't think she can get pregnant, you will kill her with your dick in the first place unless you have a very small dick

>>17251564
Fairies don't need their insides

>>17201060
Ugh. No way

>>17201060
I give that cute little fairy the biggest hug of her life!

Cirno is joy!

>>17249433
man, I've been wondering that for ages too
I feel like it did, but I dunno. There's nothing that takes place after that, right?

Why her name spelt Cirno if it's pronounced Chiruno?

>>17255515
Alternate romanization schemes. Japan tends to use ones that romanize ち as Ci or Ti instead of Chi as the west does. Same thing with し as si instead of shi, and しゅ as syu instead of shu and so on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunrei-shiki_romanization
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihon-shiki_romanization

As for why Zun put her name as Cirno and not Tirno, probably because he thought people would pronounce it with a T sound.

I wonder what he was thinking with her name anyway. He should rename her and give her a last name like most other named fairies have.

>>17256222
It's fine, clownpiece is clownpiece

>>17201060
Box her ears.

Get arrested for a combination of necrophilia, and violent titty twisting.

>>17244791
Do not murder the mother Cirno

>>17201060
Reimu shall give Cirno a hug!

>>17201060

this

>>17201539
This picture is messing with me, are those her legs? Because they are really close together, I mean it must hurt to have them that close. Or it her is it her belly button, that could probably freeze your finger if you poked it. Though it'd mean she is like a serpent in terms of height. Mouuuuu I'm baffled!

>>17266909
Hitting the ice fairy is prohibited. An agent will be contacting you soon on your case.
Know that you will be confined in solitude until further notice. Running is NOT an option.

>>17203891
I actually agree with this (I'm samefagging though.)

>>17266996
Don't post pictures of my wife without my permission.

>>17232828
Why the hell does Cirno looks so fat in this?
>>17237028
Also what does this mean?

>>17276175
Fairies are easily overpowered by humans who "take their stress out on them".

>>17276175
>Why the hell does Cirno looks so fat in this?
Don't call Cirno fat, she's pregnant with my child!

>>17283035
Your child is fat

>>17283328
What is biology?

>>17282999
That's not nice.
No wonder most fly off at sight.

>>17290120
It's kinda grim but funny how it's just implied that fairies are casually killed all the time.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Fairy

>>17290737
>When you are not looking, they put salt in your tea.
>There are also occasionally pranks that go too far, such as when you get pushed off a cliff, or when your back is set on fire, so it is necessary to be cautious.
That escalated quickly. Going from salty tea to outright killing you.

>If you were to be successful in catching one, you can freely vent your anger on it since they're not very strong.
Now i see. They have themselves to blame then. Worst case scenario, they're kept captive.
Speaking of which, is it even possible for a fairy to live with a human on a regular basis without these extremes?

>>17291042
the fuck is this psot
where are u from

>>17291153
>the fuck is this psot
Is this a question? I can stop spacing if that's what you're asking. I'm only trying someth different.
>where are u from
Where do you think we are?

>>17291042
Pushing you off a small cliff or setting your back on fire is not going to kill you. In any case, they don't really have the same concept of death as it said, since you can pretty much break one's neck for putting a tack on your seat and it'll just come back to life and skip off laughing.

>is it even possible for a fairy to live with a human on a regular basis without these extremes?
Possibly. Lily gets along with humans and is well liked by them according to her article in that link. (I also like the theory that youkai eat her every year.)

Also remember a bunch of them work as maids for Remilia, so they occupy a house with a human in it. Even if they're not effective as maids, they probably don't play pranks either.

>>17291869
>they probably don't play pranks either.
Im quite sure we all know why that is.

Well, it's pretty much their job to fuck around. Their lack of knowing what death is, only makes it easier for them.
Sometimes i wonder if punishment stops them. "Venting your fustration" is just an easy way out for them. If a few work for Remi, i can only assume they act civilized to a certain extent.
But hey, you can't really stop them from doing anything they like.

>>17291869
If a fairy pushes me off a cliff and I end breaking a bone, the minimal compensation I would require would be to break her hymen.

>>17292163
So taking something valuable equates to breaking a bone.
You can't make this shit up.

>>17292163
Good luck breaking the hymen of a being that existed before recorded human history and probably doesn't have concepts of "purity" surrounding sex as a result. Unless it comes back then they get exploded.

>>17292201
>pain
>reduced mobility
>probably of bone never healing back properly
>may leave you unable to work during healing
yep, that fairy pussy will end beaten

>>17294015
who are you quoting?

>>17294089
you're probably the only person on the subreddit that keeps forcing this meme

>>17294103
not that guy, but I implore you to stop misusing the quoting feature.

>>17294103
/jp/ only uses the quoting function a la Futaba, and it does a good work keeping obnoxious people out. Just like with the sage function a la 2ch.

>>17294089
ur mom xd

>>17294103
leave "/jp/ - Otaku Culture" please

>>17292201
I don't think that Gensokyo has the knowledge to fix a break bone, in the best case scenario you will only have reduced mobility. I think that raping that fairy for the rest of your life is a good compensation.

>>17299568
What about Eirin? It may be a bit of a stretch but cant she conjure up something to regenerate some stuff? Faster healing process?
Depending on the fairy, keeping them captive is going to be a bit of an issue.

>>17291042
Cirno's job is actually in the Human Village selling shaved ice, and the Three Fairies of Light weren't looked at on suspicion in the village except for when they were ordering alchol because with fairies, it's hard to tell whether they're children or not, implying that at least at present they're held to a standard similar to humans, as opposed to youkai.

>>17266909

Could one eat a fairy if they're really, really hungry? I mean, they grow back yeah?

>>17201060
KIERO

>>17309803
I'd totally eat Cirno, if you know what I'm saying.

>>17309858
UMA DELICIA!

>>17311370
Cirno is not for being eaten.

>>17292201
If I break a leg due to a fairy's prank, and end up having to spend months in bed because of it, then the least compensation I want is for her to drag her slick pussy lips up and down my throbbing shaft every until I hold her hips down and spend myself deep inside her belly every morning and every evening. Sometimes during the day, if we can find the privacy.

It's only fair.

If I break a leg due to a fairy's prank, and end up having to spend months in bed because of it, then the least compensation I want is for her to drag her slick pussy lips up and down my throbbing shaft until I hold her hips down and spend myself deep inside her belly every morning and every evening. Sometimes during the day, if we can find the privacy.

It's only fair.

>>17317952
I get the feeling I saw this post before.

>>17317998
You probably did. No matter how much time passes, you are bound to see something again. Especially here.

>>17317998
I wrote it out myself, but I deny no inspiration.

>>17317952
>>17318086
Fixed your Dai-chan

hug Letty instead

>>17318140
Which part of BIG FAIRY did you not understand?

>>17311370
Fuck I remember the first time I saw the original picture, poor monkey.

>>17317884
But Cirno is delicious

>>17318871
I won't forgive you for this!

>>17319800
It's true though.

>>17317998
Because we're all saying the same

Bully her for wanting physical affection, like the loser she is

>>17318871
What are the nutritional benefits and drawbacks from eating the Cirno?

>>17301212
So you're the one who did this, eh, Reimu? Doesn't surprise me.

Hugging Cirno seems dangerous for us both, her body is as weak as an ice sculpture and she might give me frostbite.

>>17325064
Death.

Koishi thread? Koishi Thread. I want to snuggle with koishi.

>>17325064
Why?

Cirno hugging a penguin!

>>17201060
Hug the fairy.

>>17301212
Please do not post twitter memes on /jp/.

>>17201060
Give her a tan instead.

>>17335111
Please don't misuse words like that, everything is meme infected now.

>>17336330
Anon, it's a meme.

>>17336915
Tomorrow has indeed become today.