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Anonymous Mon Jul 10 02:30:29 2017 No.17301411 [Reply] [Original]

Yuuka scares me
I'm not joking or exaggerating because I like her or even hate her
She genuinely unnerves me
>Air conditioning went dead as I'm typing this
Her design is very simple which only adds to her frightfulness as she appears to be just a girl with that all to familiar smile
Then you find you discover she's not only a Youkai
Imagine being trapped by Yuuka
She's so far out of your power league there's nothing you could do to even phase her
Just waiting for her to lash out and either end your life painlessly or torture you for as long as your weak human body can take
Shit's scary

Anonymous Mon Jul 10 02:32:14 2017 No.17301418

>>17301411
She probably won't hurt you unless you do something to piss her off, though.

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Yuuka_Kazami

>Luckily, she isn't interested in boring battles, so as long as you don't attack, set up a trap, or set her field of flowers on fire, you should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 02:33:27 2017 No.17301421 >>17301418 >set her field of flowers on fire Now why would AQN list that specifically?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 02:34:06 2017 No.17301423 used pantyhose

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 02:39:53 2017 No.17301437 File: 761 KB, 1000x814, a12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP again I'm not particularly scare-able but this and the OP image put a stone in my chest and make me afraid to turn around I'm not particularly scare-able but

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 02:41:40 2017 No.17301441 >>17301437 >Typed the same sentence twice because I can't focus out of fear Good god what is happening to me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 02:42:43 2017 No.17301444 >>17301441 You're going to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 02:57:12 2017 No.17301481 OP, how do you know that all the flowers around your house aren't pointing right at you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 02:59:34 2017 No.17301485 File: 7 KB, 206x245, Scared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17301481 >Mowed the lawn today This isn't funny anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 03:01:36 2017 No.17301490 I want yuuka to turn me into a fine mist of atoms

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 03:08:27 2017 No.17301508 File: 13 KB, 800x473, 1499670507374.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17301485 After doing something like that, things stop being funny. Open the door.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 03:18:24 2017 No.17301547 OP here again I've just given up on sleeping tonight It could just be my imagination or maybe Gensokyo is 100% real and Yuuka is going to kill me so...just gonna browse this thread until sunrise

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 03:19:26 2017 No.17301552 >>17301508 Get on the floor!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 03:25:48 2017 No.17301576 >>17301547 How will being awake save you when it comes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 03:28:02 2017 No.17301584 >>17301576 It won't I'm terrified of dying in my sleep The thought of not being able to acknowledge the fact you will feel nothing ever again is horrible

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 03:52:26 2017 No.17301640 File: 1.72 MB, 1500x1333, 1497059190954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17301584 Don't be scared silly, she is a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 03:52:36 2017 No.17301642 File: 840 KB, 1524x2018, yuuka'nt!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17301411 She is weak in the outside world without your fear. Cease it, and she is null but a harmless, cute lady.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 04:05:28 2017 No.17301672 File: 350 KB, 701x377, no_sunflower_for_you_by_xar_ggothua-d3064u5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17301584 Proof that OP is Alice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 07:55:02 2017 No.17302074 >>17301411 Yuuka just arouses me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 09:48:25 2017 No.17302419 File: 519 KB, 963x714, 1461544147894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spooky Yuuka is bad and you should feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 13:01:29 2017 No.17303084 File: 205 KB, 583x839, 15034521_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17302419 Oooh~?

Anonymous Mon Jul 10 13:13:58 2017 No.17303120

>>17301411
She isn't scary though. She's so powerful that if she really wanted to kill you you would be dead before you realized what was happening. But whe has no reason to do that and is a generally polite and amicable person. And she only cares to fight strong people. Folks like Yukari are spookier in every respect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 21:19:25 2017 No.17304721 File: 203 KB, 1354x629, ss (2017-07-11 at 02.19.01).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17301421

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 21:30:34 2017 No.17304749 >>17301490 That would be neat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 22:14:57 2017 No.17304927 File: 21 KB, 320x320, 11417228_651109044991121_1285765705_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17301411 Yuuka loves the baka!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 10 22:26:10 2017 No.17304973 File: 101 KB, 500x500, 2303027_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17304721

Anonymous Mon Jul 10 23:46:30 2017 No.17305150

I think the scariest part of her is how she dresses so normally. She doesn't wear crazy outifts and silly hats, she just wears a simple plaid skirt and blouse. It's like she knows that her mere presence is so terrifying and so overwhelming, she doesn't need to dress up in flashy, intimidating clothes. All the other characters really put on a show, but when Yuuka shows up with her plain, ordinary, casual appearance, you know your shit is fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 00:26:56 2017 No.17305255 >>17301411 Son, she's unarmed. Lighten up. Hop on the CHL bandwagon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 00:43:44 2017 No.17305309 What is the success rate of befriending Yuuka?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 00:53:42 2017 No.17305345 I want to tell Yuuka that I love her.

Anonymous Tue Jul 11 00:57:44 2017 No.17305363
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>>17305309
only if you are a bodybuilder who mastered a number of martial arts (enough to not die for at least 30 seconds after meeting Yuuka), and if you are masochistic person who also owns a garden.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:02:07 2017 No.17305380 >>17305363 That isnt a success rate anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:03:47 2017 No.17305385 >>17303120 Will Yukari let me live if I am a good boy and praise her every day?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:04:14 2017 No.17305388 File: 1.83 MB, 1600x1800, pants.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305380 forgot to say %30 if you matched all the criterias, only if she decides to like you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:04:16 2017 No.17305389 >>17305363 I won at a national karate tournament when I was 14. Does that count?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:07:40 2017 No.17305405 File: 93 KB, 880x1000, used.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305389 If you are not a fat fuck and have visible muscles and still can use your skills, maybe. Just maybe. It's only a matter of seconds until Yuuka stomps you with her feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:11:02 2017 No.17305417 >>17305405 Shit, I might live then. I weigh about 0.3 average anons anyway, I probably wouldn't make a good meal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:12:53 2017 No.17305424 File: 449 KB, 1700x2600, the green cutie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305417 1.90, /fit/ but idk jackshit about martial arts other than pimp slapping someone Do I count?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:47:28 2017 No.17305517 File: 1.55 MB, 1766x1080, __kazami_yuuka_and_kazami_yuuka_touhou_and_touhou_pc_98_drawn_by_sujaku_izayoisuzaku__f1e19217f99c59188495b2e253739655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP is a dumb pussy. She won't hurt you unless you fuck with her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:54:48 2017 No.17305530 >>17305517 What if she fucks with you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:56:09 2017 No.17305534 >>17305530 Mission accomplished.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:56:28 2017 No.17305535 File: 163 KB, 458x414, whip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305530 you submit like the little bitch you are

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 01:56:47 2017 No.17305538 File: 91 KB, 618x960, 19105579_1807371389279956_1648316424235388815_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305530 she wants your dick give it to her

Anonymous Tue Jul 11 04:13:34 2017 No.17305847

no, no, no no no op

when Yuuka says she's going to roast you over a fire she's mostly just fucking with you, because that is her entire thing, her story in PoFV is 100% just running around and trolling people to get them to fight her, because she likes fighting and gives no shit. She threatens people to get a rise out of them, and if they're a human, hey, free fear-food, and if they're a youkai or put up some fight, hey, someone interesting and worth a damn to mess with

on second thought - yes, op, be spooked by yuuka. your fear sustains her and makes her stronger, which is for the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 04:13:49 2017 No.17305848 >>17301411 Yuuka acts tough but I bet if you walked up to her and gave her a hug she'd instantly break down sobbing and cling to you like her life depended on it. The yandere shtick is just there to mask her crippling loneliness and horniness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 04:25:26 2017 No.17305873 File: 459 KB, 1073x809, lonely angel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305848 I would happily propose to Yuuka-san and tell her that I will love her forever and never leave her side then wipe off her tears from her beautiful face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 04:38:32 2017 No.17305910 I want to cum on Yuuka's shirt collar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 04:46:19 2017 No.17305929 >>17305873 I want to tend to my garden with Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 04:56:12 2017 No.17305947 File: 294 KB, 500x700, yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305929 Do you have one? I'd like to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 05:10:20 2017 No.17305979 Are there any Yuuka CBT doujins? Like biting dicks off or doing sounding?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 05:17:25 2017 No.17306002 File: 123 KB, 800x1000, spacejin yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305979 I'd like to see sounding but the biting part is too much anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 05:32:37 2017 No.17306024 File: 3.93 MB, 4160x2340, 20170711_052850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305947 Not really a garden, but I take care of these.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 05:37:17 2017 No.17306040 >>17306024 Are you going to burn them all so Yuuka gets angry and comes to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 05:42:14 2017 No.17306048 >>17306040 I think that she'd kill me if she were that angry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 05:54:00 2017 No.17306077 >>17306024 Nice. I planted sunflowers this may and one of them is just starting to flower. Too many bugs and slugs though. Caring for them has taught me how good it feels to kill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 05:59:38 2017 No.17306085 >>17306077 Is that what turned her evil?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 06:00:59 2017 No.17306090 >>17306002 I would like to see both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 06:03:16 2017 No.17306096 >>17306090 That'd be great. Yuuka with her pinky finger up in a dick up to the knuckle and biting it on the outside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 06:09:25 2017 No.17306105 >>17306096 watch it kid, the big J doesn't tolerate that amount of rp 'round here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 06:11:10 2017 No.17306111 >>17306105 Describing an ideal Yuuka doujin isn't rp, dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 06:12:03 2017 No.17306115 >>17306105 Are you perhaps referring to the illustrious otalord, that massive magistrate of /jp/, based high king of all that is japanese, janny?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 06:14:11 2017 No.17306117 >>17306096 Would you like her to cut off your balls with some nice gardening shears of hers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 07:57:19 2017 No.17306970 File: 31 KB, 360x124, tyrant-yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.gensokyo.org/archives/2985 Trying to figure out Foxes and Grapes relation to Kurona

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 08:44:46 2017 No.17307102 File: 59 KB, 512x384, 11636415_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17306024 Nice~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 10:05:11 2017 No.17307369 File: 473 KB, 800x1091, 14103347_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305847 Fear this beauty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 10:40:09 2017 No.17307477 File: 693 KB, 900x1200, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_mochi_f__b610b9e1873894eda9cf7955e2c6fe18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305910 I want to do that, too, but when she wears a China dress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 12:20:06 2017 No.17307937 File: 135 KB, 850x970, IMG_20170512_224048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to give Yuuka a headpat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 12:32:05 2017 No.17308013 File: 240 KB, 1200x1600, 22989368_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17307937 I want to be Yuuka's cuddle buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 14:47:24 2017 No.17308683 >>17305538 She already has one anon. Why does she need another? At this point, Yuuka is just being selfish and greedy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 15:01:55 2017 No.17308730 File: 1.07 MB, 1250x1000, f62dbd1e8e69a3a235c35a844ecd1a12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] keep your hands off my waifu you god damn dirty apes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 15:20:55 2017 No.17308784 File: 24 KB, 400x379, 19113852_1160354484076855_1535126189059221246_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17305873 she's already mine fucker back off

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 21:03:16 2017 No.17310055 File: 194 KB, 500x600, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_sidate__9ffe9fcd478cc2bd36246a4e74ac6ac1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17306117 No thanks if Yuuka did something like that to me I would rather she use her hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 19:38:25 2017 No.17314075 >>17308683 because hers are made of lazers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 04:25:57 2017 No.17319901 File: 125 KB, 440x600, 1478414460045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 08:57:16 2017 No.17320770 File: 3.37 MB, 3869x2873, 3509329_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17319901

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 08:59:42 2017 No.17320774 File: 2.65 MB, 1714x1240, 63158317_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17306024 Let me help you out with the flowers, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 09:03:45 2017 No.17320782 >>17319901 Ｖｅｒｙ　ｐｒｅｔｔｙ．

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 09:57:34 2017 No.17320922 >>17320774 Why are they dying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 10:01:50 2017 No.17320939 File: 104 KB, 850x637, medi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17320922 I am helping!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 10:34:16 2017 No.17321055 File: 425 KB, 603x1000, 21305244_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17301411 Take out your phone and call her husband about her being naughty again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 10:46:09 2017 No.17321100 >>17305847 So basically, summing up what this poster said in short: Yuuka is basically the people from /pol/ who don't actually believe what they're saying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 11:17:15 2017 No.17321210 Is Yuuka the definitive paizuri Touhou?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 14 13:13:57 2017 No.17321753 File: 174 KB, 630x550, 34321612_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's play Alice, Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 15 00:44:48 2017 No.17324451 >>17321753 Why would you do this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 15 02:32:08 2017 No.17324697 File: 275 KB, 568x310, yuuka_unamused.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd bullyYuuka until she cries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 15 06:36:14 2017 No.17325157 >>17324697 Translation: I WANT to DIE! Kill me now Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 15 16:04:22 2017 No.17327352 File: 164 KB, 690x900, __kazami_yuuka_and_yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_tori_minamopa__10f19664909b139856d46449f76c4b5f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17325157 I'm not low test like you who would get killed by a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 15 17:15:06 2017 No.17327684 >>17327352 Rephrase please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 10:47:02 2017 No.17336451 >>17320922 Some flowers do that. Some like pic related tilt a certain way, and some point downwards instead of directly up at an angle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 10:52:41 2017 No.17336476 https://youtu.be/iAhCWh5TkiM?t=1m22s How can you be scared of Yuuka after this

Anonymous Mon Jul 17 11:01:30 2017 No.17336511 [DELETED]

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>>17327684
Get this hu-man his own hospital staff and an all access key to his local bank shaped like an EMP dispersal non incendiary explosive-kin device.

>>17327352
Is that what you thought it meant, and I guess I use the word 'thought' hesistantly here...?
Travel ready calcium dispensers! Hypno nipples! Machine gun jubblies! Wrestling liabilities!
>fear arrives after the mines...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL3-mPDyQes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpwBXpy8sAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X3hz3uHpAA

Yo Quiero no buzz off.
>>17336476
Sorta like this Kogasa-chan~!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69u3QbcHl7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CSgVX7J250

Mi akceptas vian kontribuon sur sankta modo! No homo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 11:05:44 2017 No.17336527 >>17324697 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIrAgknX9UE >>17324451 Because Alice sucks at being Alice even when given the winning edge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 11:12:05 2017 No.17336549 File: 79 KB, 1000x750, 1495298358744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17336511 i think you need to take it easy there fella

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 11:13:24 2017 No.17336554 >>17336527 Well that's a shame. Let her win out of pity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 11:16:43 2017 No.17336564 Hug Alice and remind her she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 11:20:50 2017 No.17336575 >>17336549 That may be music playing from a certain someone, or clownpi is nearby and he happened to run into her. Or Reisen. She's probably the most possible candidate here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 11:24:11 2017 No.17336585 File: 14 KB, 250x250, 1488804191820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17336575

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:28:05 2017 No.17340795 >>17325157 There is nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 06:45:57 2017 No.17350058 >>17336575 >he What is this shit. How did i fuck it up this time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 15:44:23 2017 No.17351895 >>17301411 After reading that imperfect metamorphosis fanfiction to the very last chapter i can no longer see yuuka in a different light

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:48:06 2017 No.17359976 >>17301411 >Yuuka scares me Just don't piss her off or tresspass. Other than that, everything isn't an issue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 18:51:10 2017 No.17367804 File: 445 KB, 750x850, 17345718_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17306024 A-anon I... are you trying to.. tell me something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 12:00:24 2017 No.17370741 File: 190 KB, 850x1200, __onozuka_komachi_touhou_drawn_by_golgi_hon__sample-eaa8045042be38b585019c2908f54dbf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17301444 >Those triple death digits Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 25 11:36:19 2017 No.17375519 >>17367804 It looks like some sort of shrine to Yuuka.

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