/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do wendigos bodies age or are they perma-lolis?

>>17294070

The artist (Kensaint) likes maids

>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=kensaint

>>17294489
You should watch out for literal minded Shoggoths and Kikimoras.

Reminder that cosplay tier is best tier and that non-human pussies equals bestiality.

>>17294489
Maids really are olev

>>17294656
I'd say they grow, but not too much.

>tfw still no banchou monster girl gf who goes full deredere when she sees you

>>17294979
Or you could just be secure in getting milked by all sorts of womb units.

>>17294656
Most likely perma, because that's the default state in the profile picture.

>>17294988
>wanting to fuck an animal

>>17294656
The general rule of thumb is that a monster girl won't age beyond the point shown in the profile artwork.

>>17295000
Unless you're into flora that is indeed what you'd be fucking.

>>17295006
What a cute bird.

>>17294489
I want a baphomet homestay to slowly entice me into screwing her, doing things like sitting on my lap grinding her ass against me, bending over in front of me to pick something up only to not have any panties on, exaggerating her sucking on a lollipop or eating a banana, "accidentally" leaving the door open to the bathroom when she's stripping down to take a shower, only to give up from my stubbornness. I want her to then force me to exchange viginities with her. I want to then marry said baphomet and live a very long and fulfilling life with her.

Fat booty alps need some groping and teasing.

>>17295007
You know what I meant.
You're sticking your dick inside a non human vagina, on a non human body.

I wonder what music is like in the world of Monster Girls.

I could see human men doing lots of mushy romance songs.

>>17295035
Sort of moot when it's already an animal monster.

How do I pick up a cute harpy girl?

>>17295051
>"How do I pick up chicks?"

>>17294984
>>17294995
>>17295003
Darn. Going to have to rely on that monstermana asspull to make her grow atleast to a teenage figure.

>>17295039
Monster Girl Idols!

>>17295007
We need less

>Ur fav MG a shit
>I want to fug my fav MG

And more just cute MGs doing cute things.

>Let's play, onii-san!

>>17295057
This isn't even a catgirl.
It's just a blonde loli with some extra ears stapled on.

>>17295055
Maybe at most they look 12 year old, but they way KC is who knows? He did say there are big nachos.

>>17295062
Those look more like kitsune ears.

And I guess technically it's an automaton, since it's a war-machine grill. But who cares, it's cute.

>>17295053
Nice.

>>17295056

>>17295068
I miss this series

>>17295053
damn lolicon

>>17295068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOmC0cL5Yhw

>>17295041
Sure, but the human features are what makes it attractive, and that's the part you wanna fuck.

>>17295057
>Onii-san, let's play yandere kidnapper!

>Eh? Where did you get that rope from?

>Ehhhhh?!

I wonder what the ratio of male yanderes to female yanderes would be in MGC.

>>17295063
Ok what if, outside side the coat dimension she is a loli but inside she takes a form closer to her husbands tastes?

>>17295098
What kind of MG would love a yandere husbando?

>>17295094
>but the human features are what makes it attractive

Monstergirls aren't for you. /c/ probably has an animal-ears thread you can jog on down to.

>>17295106
Mind as well go full mamonobanana then.

>>17295018
The loli-bapho does nothing for me, sadly. The onee-bapho would have my pants off so fast they'd disintegrate.

>>17295107
Cyclops

>>17295085
>loli harpies

I am interested

help

>>17295114
>girl without animal/monster features - attractive
>girl with said features - also attractive
>animal/monster with no girl features - not attractive

>>17295107
The masochist ones.

>>17295130
No.

>>17295106
>>17295118

In the guidebooks he said that MGs and husbandus unconsciously shift their body shape towards the others' ideal form. Using mamonomanabanana

>>17295098
Also, don't tie up and tease cute MGs.

>>17295131
>animal/monster with no girl features - not attractive
Good thing we're not talking about them, then.
Nonhuman sex organs isn't the same as "animal/monster with no girl features "

>>17295123
Suddenly compelled with the urge to add on to that tattoo of hers

mabye im reading too much into this while drunk,
but i feel on some level we are attracted to monster girls cause, we see them as powerful with these feature and maybey on some level we subconciously want to have these powerful traits passed down to our decendant leading us to want to mate with them.

>>17295118
I think it would be fun through. As a anon who isnt really attracted to lolis having to explain that to others when they give me shit for a loli waifu would be fun.

>>17295142
Gun touch fenrir's fenrear!

>>17295155
Normally you would have a grown waifu who drinks loli potions for her lolicon husband, so having the contrary would be funny indeed.

>>17295107
>NEET Succubi
>Masochistic Kikimoras
>and Sea Bishops
>don't ask, some of them really believe that human men have "rape caves"

>>17295159

Don't bother her, you'll regret it.

>>17295130
I don't get it

>the old "cosplay-tier" fights are returning

>>17295147
Non human sex organs on a non human body part which you're primarily going to be interacting with.
The monster features serve to enhance the girl's overall attractiveness, but have no appeal on their own, and thus shouldn't ever be the focus in such a way.

>>17295171
CUTE

>>17295171
Gonna molest her tail!

>>17295169
NEET Succubi are for snuggling.

>>17295171
I'd regret nothing.

>>17295171
Anon, I'm not bothering her! I'm just rubbing my dick all over her body so she's marked with my scent.

How come mamono countries do invade each other for men then?

>>17295174
>which you're primarily going to be interacting with.
Because 99% of contant you're going to have with a monstergirl is solely through their pussy, right? They're literally just onaholes with no other distinguishing features, so god forbid you talk about any other features they might have.

If you don't like monstergirls for their monster bits, you can just come out and say it. There's no shame in it. But right now you're just spouting complete nonsense.

>>17295169
>Masochistic Kikimoras
I'm intrigued. Do go on...

>>17295171
Pat

>>17295173
Does it really matter? It's a cute MG, just enjoy her.

>>17295151
That sad feel when you're so stared for unconditional love w/o rejection, you find yourself drawn towards races that are more or less a blank slate.

>>17295180
>>17295181
>>17295185
>>17295185
>>17295198

Now she's cranky you interrupted her dognap. How do you defuse the situation?

>>17295208
Throw a dog treat at her

>>17295206
>you find yourself drawn towards races that are more or less a blank slate.
like?

>>17295208
Dick the Wolfu.

>>17295198
>I will never hear the cheerful wans of my wolfu daughterus as I headpat them one after the other
Oh hey, where'd this pistol come from?

Would you rather live in:

>A modern world like us, with technology and internet included, but all the monstergirls are vanilla as fuck (cyclops, elves, etc)

or

>Low fantasy world, most of the world is made of wilderness, with some rudimentary cities here and there, but all the types of monstergirls exist

>>17295198
If you pat Fenrir's head without being her "friend" first she'll bite your hand off. She has done it many times.

>>17295220
I'd love a NEET elf gf in modern world

She has to be pudgy though

>>17295220
How is this even a choice? Option 1 is literally all upsides.

>>17295220
>still get to enjoy modern comforts
>and don't have to worry about shit tier monsters
As long as succubi are included, there's no contest.

>>17295220
Luckily my waifu is a vanilla girl, so modern.

>>17295214
Golems and Automatons

>>17295238
but those are strong monsters

>>17295231
>How is this even a choice?
If you like any girl that is a bit more "monstruous" she's not gonna be there. Plus I know some people like adventure.

>>17295241
>If you like any girl that is a bit more "monstruous" she's not gonna be there.
Okay so how is this a problem if you don't have shit taste?

>>17295238
My nigga.

>>17295246
>Liking girls that aren't a copy of human ones is shit taste
Is this bait

>>17295241
>Plus I know some people like adventure.
not when it involves monster girls,
sure i fantasize cleaving through hordes of orcs, goblins and ogres till im covered head to toe in blood, but that dont involve monstergirls.

>>17295220
Define "vanilla."

>>17295254
the average normal person would fuck it.

>>17295251
Killing things is not the only type of adventure.

>>17295261
But you listed cyclops.

>>17295194
They have a complex. They see their master as a wonderful man. Young, kind, handsome, smart, the whole package. But they see themselves as low-class lustful beasts that are only good for serving their master. They shouldn't be allowed to think all those dirty things about their master but they do, because they're unable to control their baser desires. So master needs to punish them for not being a proper maid. Or he could just relent to them and use their bodies as a tool for himself.

>>17295265
Anon, please don't bully.

>>17295265
not the guy that made the list,
if it were up to me i wouldn't list them.

>>17295250
You've got succubi, elves, wolfus, foxes, catgirls, a whole bunch of undead, vanilla still has plenty of options.

P R A I S E
R A I S E
A I S E
I S E
S E
E

>>17295026
All alps need groping and teasing

>>17295261
The average normal person would fuck most monster girls if they were attractive enough, they just wouldn't be turned on by the monster part of monster girls.

>>17295254
Delicious

>>17295261
If there are dragons like the ones in Dragon Maid I'd be pretty happy.

>>17295281
but arn't they all like lesbians?

>>17295220
If you wanted to make this fair, make the first option explicitly have every girl only have the absolute minimum amount of monstrousness required to technically be a monster girl, to the point of actually being annoying to look at.

>>17295281
I dunno, Dragonmaid girls are pretty eccentric for vanilla tastes.

>Vore/guro fetishist that wants to literally be eaten
>Kindergartner
>Tittymonster with breasts that reach her waist
>Glutton that... okay, is generally pretty normal

I guess the last two are valid.

So what's the deal with this purple guy anyway?

>>17295208
Cerberus > Fenrir

>>17295269
And if your favorite isn't one of those chances are that yeah, your tastes probably aren't very good.

>>17295296
Except no goddamn art.

>>17295296
Only as long as the puppets aren't participating

>>17295287
No?

>>17295293
The tail thing is pretty weird, but the rest are okay since kanna is not for fucking.

>>17295295
Don't you know that's a side effect of being an incubus?

>>17295300
Well no shit, three heads are a logistical problem and the most well-known Cerberus in the west is a goddamned furry.

>>17295297
You're trying too hard

>>17295310
You become purple and sparkly?

>>17295287
>>17295293
Also, I was just talking about the way they looked. Just the horns and the tail. The personality can be whatever.

>>17295295

It's Dr. Bronx; he was microwaved from the Bronx project and is now a super hero

>>17295314
why do you think all the artists go with the hand puppet solution?

>>17295295
He got graped

>>17295320
Yes.

>>17295325
Because it's a mobage character.

>>17295325
Maybe because that's not really Cerberus?

>>17295295
You know when the local Lich begs you to test a potion for her? That's what happens if you accept.

>>17295329
also because it looks far more attractive.

>>17295310
Don't confuse newfags

>>17295300
This Cerberus.

>>17295349
>stick two puppets on a generic kemonomimi girl
>call it Cerberus

>>17295357
what if they are like that one villain from batman

>>17295357
So? Nothing wrong with that. Why does every girl have to have a high degree of monstrousness?
There's no other appealing way to handle the concept anyway.

>>17295349
yeah thats kind of silly

I want to have slow sex with a spider.

>>17295345
Who am I confusing, the man is purple and everyone knows Incubi are purple.

>>17295357

>>17295357
She's cute and MGE has worse.

>>17295272
I want to praise her with lots of slow lotus-position sex and kissing

>>17295359
Because there are people who like their monster girls a bit more monstrous.
And not every girl has to appeal to everyone, quite obviously.

Better to make your Cerberus girl unique rather than a joke that does nothing that other canine girls don't already do.

>>17295273
What is the ultimate way of bullying an alp?

>>17295374
Her personality is nice and her interactions with her puppets are unique.
And if not every girl has to appeal to everyone, why are you demanding her to be more monstrous to fit your preferences?

>>17295369
If she uses one of her secondary heads, is it a blowjob or a handjob?

>>17295381
>secondary heads
They're sentient hand puppets. She'd take them off for that.

>>17295381
Beastiality since they're like dogs, those heads.

>>17295380
I was speaking about a theoretical MGE Cerberus, sorry if that wasn't clear.

>>17295375
Putting a ring on her finger, giving her a lifetime of happiness and putting many, many babies in her womb.

>>17295208
>How do you defuse the situation?
Generous application of Dick™ to the mouth.

>>17295385
So she's fisting dogs all day?

>>17295393
>her
>her
>her

>>17294656
CC Wendigos turn voluptuous if no one marries them

Help, I think my robot is malfunctioning.

>>17295393
thats a dude

>>17294489
I need a strongfat kiki maid to cuddle my sunburned, achy body after today.

Please gib.

>>17295416
A dude that's biologically female

>>17295366
Fuck off

>>17295422
The best kind!

>>17295254
Human-like MGs, Only 2 legs and 2 arms, 2 eyes, 5 digits on both arms and legs. Wings, horns, fangs(big that are visible with closed mouth) and tails are acceptable as well as matching maturity.
Basically no taurs, slime, lamias and tentacles.

>>17295386
>Theoretical MGE Cerberus
In before some joyless shitpail ruins it with a shit story.

>>17295411
Quick do >>17295396

>>17295393
What if it was your mate and he still gave you banter even when you're on your knee proposing?
>wears a green suit
>what are you fucking gay?

>>17295411
lock and load

>>17295422
>>17295428

I remember a post last month that made a good point about alps: they can at least be funny.

>>17295456
and sexy

>>17295456
I honestly have no issue with them.

Granted, I have no issues with many of the girls.

>>17295151
>on some level we are attracted to monster girls cause, we see them as powerful with these feature and maybey on some level we subconciously want to have these powerful traits passed down to our decendant leading us to want to mate with them.
Oh shit, I realized that's actually true.

I prefer lolis and I've wondered why I often end up best girling characters that don't match the expected preference in shows that I watch. I'm a maledomfag so it isn't a femdom thing either. Your explanation fits all of those outlier cases. All my favourite MGE species are high tier too.

This explains everything.

>>17294644
>No tumor paws
GASP
ITS ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE

>>17294789
Oh god damnit

>>17294830
This
Though idgaf about "furry face"

Where are we going today, anon?

>>17295057
Why does g41 have fox ears

>>17295208
Shotgun

>>17295295
Those faces are fucked

>>17295465
To find the wendigo matriarch's lost daughteru and collect some meat for them so we can bring peace to winter town.


I'll buy you some hot chocolate if you're a good girl.

>>17295426
No u faggurt.

>>17295471
Those little Wendigos need to stop getting stuck in deep snow!

>>17295483
That will be a side quest.
We will pick them up and fix them up with little snow shoes to use as we go about our quest.

We'll also give them little jerky bits to sustain them as they head back home.

>>17295462
shut up you

>>17295462

yao is okay

>>17294489
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>>17295456
How are alps funny again?

Gonna raise the daughteru!

>>17295537
They aren't. They're just forced cancer at this point.

>>17295538
>Being Canadian

>>17295537
cause they confuse people about their sexuality even though they shouldn't since they have functioning vaginas.

>>17295551
Gonna take the daughteru sledding in the cold Canadian winters!

>>17295548
They're literally cannon tho
Getting butthurt over Alps in mge is like being the guy on /d/ who goes around monstergirl threads bitching about futa.

It's like I get you don't like it, but you can't change it.

>>17295465
>>17295471
>>17295483
>>17295490

Do wendigo parents and children have unique calls so they can identify each other? Must be difficult to know if wendigos look similar in general.

>>17295556
Moose are fucking assholes and I always carry a .44 just for them.
And Canadian geese.
Fucking communist Michigan.

>>17295561
You're a genuine newfag on top of typing like a total faggot aren't you? Fuckers would force Alps into everything and try to make Alp versions of other species.

>>17295563
I imagine they do.

Handing loli-wendigos to their oneechans would be well worth it.

>>17295566
You in the UP?

>>17295561
Futa is a cancer in /d/ though. People have to especifically ask to not post futa in the threads they create to not get flooded by it.

>>17295566
Gonna take her to all the hockey games!

>>17295571
>Futa is a cancer in /d/ though.
/d/ was made for dickgirls, thats like complaining about touhou on /jp/.

>>17295431
What about minotaurs?

>>17295576
It actually isn't.

Hell, there was a time where there was a futa spammer who would create threads or spam with futa to drown out everything else.



But thats neither here nor there.

I just want a kiki maid to give holst milk to....or mino milk if I'm feeling muscle.

>>17295576
Touhou is cancer though.

>>17295580
Minotaurs and other cowgirls would be fine since no one actually complains about big tits.

>>17295580
>What about minotaurs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Y2IMWkHeE

>>17295568
No and I don't care. It's a thing. No more autistic than anything else here. No reason to get mad about it.

>>17295571
See>>17295576
I have a feeling that you're one of the guys who does it. There was three /d/ pictures in the last thread. And those were reposts. If your powers of ignoring are that weak you really shouldn't be on the internet

>>17295591
Fuck off already faggot.

>>17295591
I wasn't even in the last thread for most of it

>>17295590
>no minotaur gf to chase you through bush mazes
>no free trade routes

>>17295586
I like 2hu it has good music

>>17295570
Not anymore but I used to go all the time. I remember the first time I saw the milky way it was there. Incredible.

Moose are literal cancer, they're like someone managed to combine white trash and hood rats and then make it weigh a literal ton and give it antlers. I can't tell you how many cars they smush because they're fucking stupid or how many times one has tried to punt me or a buddy off of a snowmobile.

>>17295572
REDWINGS ARE THE ONLY GOOD HOCKEY TEAM REEEEEEEE

The rangers are good too but only because they always wind up with one crazy guy on the team

>>17295548
I was genuinely confused as to how they are seen as funny. Not against alps they are canon.

>>17295600
Regardless then, it's insignificant.

>>17295608
There are a couple funny all stories out there, like the one jock that turned into an all but can't resist the magic dong and so has to preface every awkward blowjob with "n..no homo bruv"

Situational and contextual parody. Rather dumb parody but I'm not a smart man

>>17295606
Yeah, moose can be annoying shits.

And as for the Red Wings.....

You're better off looking for results from the Lions, the wings are going to be rebuilding for a while due to poor cap management.

>>17295614
I'd figured it was a 'Women aren't funny' jab.

Although that does make me want to tease a cheshire by not laughing at her jokes/pranks.

>>17295616
Don't follow them somuch. They're still mostly a laughing stock

>>17295622
The only thing Cheshires are good for is shitposting and scarring with cucumbers and vacuum cleaners

>>17295614
I fail to see the humor
>>17295622
The women aren't funny excuse makes more sense.

>>17295630
That and being snuggly with meme-tier body types.

>>17295622
>>17295633
"I might be a Faggot, but at least my "wife" can drive!"

>>17295630
>Cheshire starts to unzip your pants
>There is a cucumber inside your underwear
>She jumps back and hits her head before teleporting everywhere in a panic

>>17295636
Made me smirk.

>>17295404
Wow i must be crazy. Id totally be ok with "hunting" for a CC wendigo. Constantly going camping in the blizzards hoping for her to show up. All that so I can become a fucking coat. Sorta.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for an expedition into the frozen north to find a powerful, terrifying creature.

The Dire Wendigo.

Pack well lest your stretchy meat be only the beginning of what she'll take from you.

Don't go to karaoke with monster girls.

>>17295467

Where can I go to get more white snakes?

Yo what just happened

>>17295665
Why not? Nothing bad will happen unless she is a Siren or you get too drunk.

>>17295668
Alps, and wendies muhfugga.

>>17295665
Just makes me think of that YouTube channel where it's women reading classic literature with a vibe inside of them. I bet the MG world has something like that, but instead there's a monster girl under the table giving you head.

>>17295563
I bet all those terrifying bone-chilling shrieks, you hear about in the mountains, are just lil' wendigos separated from their parents.

>>17295661
I suppose I'll have to take one for the team then.
What a shame.

>>17295675
That it is.

Razor sharp teeth, huge muscles, and eyes that can see through the harshest blizzard.

You'll be stuck with such a fearsome creature forever.

>>17295670
Oh.

>>17295570
Well as I was saying moose are fucks and there's plenty of videos of them getting Glocked on the internet to prove it

>>17295674
Remember kids.
Much like bears, never ever approach a wendigo child even if she appears to be alone.

Nothing strikes terror into the heart quite like mom and pop barreling towards you like a freight train.

>>17295665
is that the one flattish shikibus from monmusu quest?

Puffy drippy Wendi cunny!

>>17295669
A lot of things can go wrong
For example you could fall in love with a monster girl because of her beautiful singing, or you could sing a romance song and cause a snake to go yandere, etc...

>>17295673
>Cute boy reads "Game of Kingdoms" while getting tailpussy'd
Easy 40 millions views

>>17295687
Kill yourself

>>17295689
You falling in love isn't wrong, it's your fault and for yanderes all you haave to do is give her a bit of the real strong stuff and she's gone.

I like to think the inside of a wendigos coat dimension is like the inside of a super cozy snowglode. Nice winter mansion surrounded by light snow and trees. Idk how you would get out once youre in though.

>>17295699
Like the one Santa was trapped in that episode of Jackie Chan?

>>17295699
Well, the husband has to know the ins and outs of the cloak. I always envisioned it being a smaller, dark, warm place though. An intimate hideaway, but not terribly fancy.

Dunno about anyone who ends up there by accident though.

I want to tie my waifu to the bed, pump her full of mega holst milk, raging mushrooms and all that other stuff so I can harvest her milk and other lady juices and make a tasty stew!

>>17295699
>inside of a wendigos coat dimension
"Once you go in, you may never come out...."

>>17295660
>"hunting" for a CC wendigo
>Constantly going camping in the blizzards hoping for her to show up
You'd get a Yuki-onna that leads you to her with her snow or a Yeti who senses someone's cold and alone, unless you ask them if they've seen your daki

>>17295702
Like the ones Krampus keeps his victims in. You feel at home but younknow something is off. I would like to see how anons react to getting sent there the first time. Trying to find a exit while the wendi who brought you there tries to get your attention to let you know everything is ok.
>>17295711
I like to think as the marrige grows so does the coat dimensions appearance. At first a small shack in a blizzard so you cant leave but as you stay with her more and more the blizzard subsidies and every time the husband leaves and returns the dimension the shack changes (new furniture, lighting, maybe a new room). Also enjoy the idea of others entering and meeting the husband inside the "house". If she stumbles apon a traveller in the snow she sends them to her husband who watches them until its safe the let them leave the dimension.

>>17295718
You don't just go into the snowy woods, you have to go innawoods, become the mountain man.

Alright fags I you people must have lives outside of 4chan

...or at least out of jp. What other boards do you go on that you like combine with mg stuff? There are already a couple of unofficial matchups like gazers and retro Vidya

I like /k/ shit, which goes better with mg than you might imagine because honestly the zone in stalker is basically what a demon realm would look like if someone took a document describing it and replaced "demonic energy" with "vagina magic" and "demon Lord's castle" with "Chernobyl NPP"

>>17295723
>innawoods
That's how you get a White Horn

>>17295727
Who are they I don't remember

>>17295724
I pretty much just hang on /jp/ since the other boards here that share my interests are either shitty boards or dead.

>>17295727
Bycatch is always a risk.

>>17295714
If mindflayers husbands can "youre a ki....youre a squ....youre a kid now" then I can leave the coat if I want. Granted I probably never would because its probably super comfy and warm. Still poking my head out of the coat to see whats happening in reality is something I want to do.

>>17295724
I mostly visit /co/ and /tg/ but I mostly frequent here as this is close to being the last good thread on this site.

>>17295537
The joke is that men can be funny and women can't be

>>17295724
I visit /co/, /tg/, /an/ and /out/

>>17295731
Pleasant deer centaur with great /fa/shion sense

>>17295752
The future of monster girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrvMzk1ozE4

>>17295727
>You will never fight off skinwalker monster girls with your waifu
>You will never look for rare artifacts with your waifu
>tfw you will never cheeki breeki with your waifu

>>17295724
Idk I browse /ck/ a lot. And /x/. So i guess a ushi-oni ttying sweet vertical recipes while me and a ghost girl go to a abandoned cemetery.

>>17295749
>>17295753
>Tg
I smell elves

>>17295759
Daily reminder the ecologists are the faction for cool attractive people

>>17295741
"Out of the coat" is how you end up banging her a lot of the time anyway.
The Wendigo profile picture is so lewd I don't think I can get away with posting it here.

>>17295295
Anubic**k loves to see his waifu subdued by someone threatening and intimidating, be it a dyke dragon girl or in this case this edgy evil psycho-maniac...I think?

>>17295763
>Ecologists
Almost as bad as Freedom.

Reminder that there's a full moon tonight. Any casualties so far?

>>17295767
>c**k
Is that word a bannable offense now or something?

>>17295763
>Ecologists
Is this a faction I missed or something? I only recall the bandits, duty, clear sky, and freedom.

>>17295776
>Duty is objectively the best faction.

>>17295780
That's a funny way of spelling Monolith.

>>17295776
Literally how
They're the only faction which does any fucking work

>>17295780
They're not playable in vanilla but they are with mods

>>17295780
Ecologists are the fucking nerds that got shot down in the Wild Territory.

>>17295767
>even the cancerous degenerates on /d/ shitposted him by captioning that one image
How blown the fuck out is it even possible to get?

>>17295785
They have idiots like Kruglov working for them.

Loners best factions, fucking fight me.

>>17295796
More like best targets.

>>17295779
Your dignity for posting that.

>>17295799
But that's Bandits.

>>17295788
What is he even so buttmad about? I'm not even an anubisfag, was just curious about the purple dude in the picture.

>>17295802
I just assumed it was an anon wanting to be unique to the classic green anon guy.

>>17295796
Join Duty or else your a stinkin hippie

>>17295806
I like this new cosmic anon design. Like we have transcended thanks to monstermana or some shit.

>>17295808
I'd rather join the Spartans.

>>17295813
you've come to the wrong zone metro dweller

>"Hey, you looking for a good time?"

>>17295792
Kruglov is a real American hero

>>17295819
Not from you, cyka. I find proper Siberian tiger mail-order wife.

>>17295809
Could always do the darkman thing.

>>17294986

>>17295817
Librarian monster girls would be fucking terrifying.

>>17295825
Nothing bullets cannot cure

>>17295724
My only real major haunts besides here are /swco/ and the w/a/ifu threads. If there's ever a Disney Parks thread, I'm usually there too

>>17295822
Kruglov is a piece of shit that likes to eat Mercenary bullets and walk into anomalies.

>>17295829
>Shooting Librarians
What are you, crazy?

>>17295824
Please don't mind the mounds of spaghetti I'm dropping when I see her

Oh yeah forgot i finished this and didn´t shared like i told i was going to whoops

>>17295824
Oh fuck that's good.

>>17295824
That Succubus senior is cute!

>>17295836
Now Stacy has got it goin' on!

>>17295824
Too bad they have half-lockers. A mimic could hide in a full locker and grab an unaware passerby.

>>17295831
Kruglov is a courageous genious

And no
I am kruglov.
And the zone shall not defeat me

>>17295824
>>17295150

I think it would be neat if an mg got a tattoo of my name

>>17295836
Funny how the scales on her arms and legs are red but the wings and tails are dark purple. This is a good dragon.

>>17295836
Does she do anal?

>>17295836
Needs more scale

>>17295862
Think it should be changed? i actually took that liberty there because i thought it looked less like an eye-sore not being bright red all over.
>>17295876
Considering the owner of that OC, yea i bet she does
>>17295884
fug

>>17295887
You might as well do a red version. Hell, do a green version. And a camo version. And a royal blue and gold version.

Also who owns it

And pls draw more scale I love scaly dragons
I hate paws though which strikes many as odd

>>17295836
Gonna worship that Dragon!

>>17295887
I'd say so. But instead of her looking all red maybe make her all dark purple? I'm not really sure how it would look but two colors like that seems a bit weird to me.

Good work nonetheless

>>17295891
I´ll do that later, gotta work on other things.

Just a random person that got my contact as a recommendation from a friend neither are from here.

And i´ll see about the scales.

>>17295899
I see, and thanks!

What three BIG wishes do you have for this Genie?

>>17295910
You're bretty aight

>>17295912
cows, cows and more cows

>>17295912
>Eternal Youth
>Eternal Life
>To be her Eternal paizuri slave

>>17295912

I wish for big fat fox tits.

>>17295912

>>17295910
Oh, and when I said "make her all purple" I just meant the scales. The red hair is pretty nice the way it is.

I hope you do some more monster girls and post them here.

>>17295912
I want you to make me smarter and more clever
I want you to increase my will power
I want you to give truth and justice to all people

>>17295912
Omnipotence
My own pocket dimension
A bank account that never runs out of currency, because fuck figuring out how that would work myself.

>>17295924
Ewwww, busty boys...

>>17295925
>You'll never mating press Shantae while she wraps her legs around your hips and forces you to grope her plump bellydancer's ass.

>>17295926
Yea i get you, the red hair has to stay anyways, it was asked that way.

And working on one, if the commissioner allows me to post it i will

>>17295950
I prefer being reversed mating press though.

Your waifu wants to get a tattoo that shows your ownership of her.

It can be a name, symbol, picture or otherwise, in any shape and any size, but it has to be something

What do you choose?

>>17295960
eh, id rather we just get matching cowbells

>>17295912
I wish Hellhounds were real
I wish I was smarter
I wish for more wishes

>>17295957
All you've gotta do is do her hard enough that she gets addicted and flips you on your back when you try to get away.
She'll do a special dance that keeps your health up so you can keep fucking.

>>17295039
tfw no MG country/bluegrass
And I mean like old Western country,
like Johnny Cash/Marty Robbins, not Big Green Tractor

>>17295912
Just one.

I wish I could have a girlfriend just like her

>>17295987
That's how you get raped by a heartpupiling genie.

>>17295780
That pic reminds me of that one webm of the guys in hardhats throwing a torch at an oil well and it lights up with some nice music playing over it all.

>>17295960
I'd suggest a nice coiled design somewhere on her back.

She'd insist on a cracked heart on her chest being mended and enveloped by feathers linked together to form a bigger heart.

>>17295962
That would get noisy.

>>17295986
I wanna listen to a pretty Anubis!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sVDOdayOsc

>>17296006
Man. I really like her voice. Thanks for that Anon

I want to cum all over a baby Familiar's face and watch her struggle to lick it off.

>>17295897
>Dragon idols

Would other dragons approve of this as a way to show their superiority?

>>17296039
If you've ever played it, one of her songs was used in the credits for The Walking Dead Season 1, I think it was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI9BpGyRUIU
Her voice is super pretty though.

>tfw no tomboyish country anubis strumming a guitar and singing to you

>>17296049
Oh dang! The only objectively good TWD

Pssst hey /mgt/, any saved or new greentexts involving stronk and/or tall mg qts?

Any involving /k/ mg qts?

asking for a friend

>Tfw you will never have this

>>17296043
That's fucking disgusting.

>>17296056
>tfw you will never have this

>>17296081
>Tfw you will never have this

>>17296047
Of course, Dragons are very vain and prideful. Though some might prefer to be left alone in isolation with their hoard and husband.

>>17296085
plsno

>>17296056
Cute.

>>17296081
Confusing.

>>17296085
What the fuck.

>>17296056
>>17296081
>>17296085
Did anyone cap that one where a really mean Anubis was bullying a dude who snapped and jizzed in her bathwater?

>>17296085
There's been at least a dozen hornet greentexts, somebody must have capped at least one of them. Somebody post one to offset this atrocity.

>>17296052
>>17296056
>>17296081
>>17296085
i need more greentexts

https://pastebin.com/FiXXPmux
Minotaur Lucha story talked about last thread. I know its cliche im lame as fuck. Its pretty long so be warned.

Spiders in tights. That is all.

Can vampires have daughters?
Are they born vampires?
Would vampire daughters be stuck as lolis or worse babys?
When would they stop aging?
Do they control when they stop aging
Or can they just change their age whenever?

Asking for a friend.

>>17296112
100% spoopy
I actually prefer to imagine she's an Abomination and those are her tentacles.

>>17296115
I imagine they'd age at an exponentially slowing rate, so they'd age normally until puberty, and then spend decades as a teenager, centuries as 20-somethings and millenia as CC's.

>>17296115
Remember when we threadcanoned that a monster girl stops aging when she gets married?
Somebody post it.

>>17296115
Yes.
80% chance of being a vamp.
No.
When they reach the peak of their grown.
Looks can be changed using magic and such, so I guess they have some control over it.

>>17296115
>Are they born vampires?

If the husband is already an incubus then yes. If not then she'll be a Dhampir. Vampires usually see regular humans as livestock so the latter is pretty rare.

>>17296145
If we go by KC canon that's probably what happens as the body gets stuck in time the moment energy exchange happens.

>>17296112
Tight spiders.

>>17295926
Well ill be damned, it looks way better this way, sadly the one who asked for this wants them red because its the colors he choose for his OC

>>17296112
Black and red is just too good.

>>17295295
Her head feels as if it's unnaturally extending forwards, as if it's detached from the shoulders.

>>17295912
>I wish for MGs to be real
>I wish for them to be like they are in the KC setting: loving, caring rape-machines and not 3DPD
>I wish for a billion US dollars

>>17295767
>Being this deluded
That pic wasn't even commissioned by him.

>Highly masochistic Kikimora wants her master to start smoking so he can put cigarettes out on her

I'm a guy but I want to be a Hellhound. Why must life be so cruel?

>>17296234
I agree.

First sketch of the 3 Miia pictures

>>17296354
Because monster girls will never be real and you will die long before science can reach the level of mamono mana.

>>17296359
You really like girls with popsicles don't you?

>>17296359

I think the scales on her butt should start a bit lower.

>>17296099
>Confusing
How so? Made perfect sense to me.

>>17296359
Meer a shit.

Healthy spiders.

Anyone got a screencap of that dragon chasing down that knight?

>>17296434
Why the healthy part? I thought it's natural for qt spider girls to be healthy

>>17296436
Have people already forgotten the healthy meme after it got replaced by the cancerous THICC twitter shit or are you just a newfag?

>>17296446
Oh you mean that kind of healthy? Huh, I was just confused.

>>17295897
Does dragon sama love her fans?

>>17296483

She cares very strongly for her fans so she always give her best on stage to be the strong girl the know she can be! If only she can find the strength to be like that in front of her manager anon-kun. Until that day, fight hard dragon-chan!

>>17296483
No, dragons are cold hearted bitches.

>>17296491
>Dragon-Sama does her best to love her fans and seem strong so they have a good idol to look up to

Cute

>>17296492
T. CC Griffon

>>17296492
Awww it's the anon who got rejected by a dragon

>>17296504
I wonder how much getting rejected by a monster girl must hurt. These beings made entirely out of love and lust turning you down, maybe even because she already likes someone else.

>>17296504
I never really liked dragons actually. Wyverns are alright though.

>>17296553
Must feel bad man. But no worries as there's plenty of fish in the sea and the mermaids are very lonely girls. Why not pay them a visit anon? They'll treat you right.

>>17296561
Wyverns are olev

>>17296567
As long as those mermaids aren't tragedy whores.

And wyverns very olev.

>>17296553
The answer to getting rejected by a monster girl is rape. Their kind do it to get what they want so it's fair game and most monsters won't put up a fight if a man is being forceful with his lust.

>>17296574
No anon! Mermaids know how to relax and treat a man.

>tfw there's probably Wyvern Sama out there with only 7 fans but she loves them all and cherishes them

Will you go to her show anon?

>>17296581
This can be true and maybe some MGs will like it. But don't do it if she's got her heart set on somebody else.

>>17296553
>portals open up to MG world
>anon is unable to move there for some reason or another
>every attempt to hook up with one is met with failure
>all his family, friends, and neighbors get monsterized or become a married incubi
>his cat becomes a cait sith and marries some neighbor
>even the fucking matango growing under his tree in his backyard doesn't want him
>everyone for miles is already married at this point and there's no one left for him

>anon having had enough decides to commit sudoku
>he puts the loaded gun to his temple, hesitant to pull the trigger
>he decides to give it one more chance
>he starts to lower the gun
>suddenly something brings it back up
>a bluish light is faintly shining behind him
>the hand that brought the gun back up puts its finger over his in the trigger well
>it forces him to pull the trigger, blowing his brains out
>anon wakes up some time later in a cage
>he looks up to see a will-o-the-wisp looking at him with crazed eyes
>"you're all mine now, from here until eternity"
>anon now realizes why he was single for so long, she was warding off any other girl from taking him
>what a fucked up way to court a man, but at least he wouldn't be alone anymore

>>17296595
>Will you go to her show anon?
Of course I will!

>>17296617
They'll have extra passionate sex whenever normies wander near them.

>>17296617
Is this a happy ending?

Wisps are scary and dangerous

>>17296633
Wisps in MGE were women who died single so it's a happy end in a way.

>>17296633
It's a fucked up happy ending. Anon finally finds a mate, but it's an extremely crazy wisp. They live happily ever after, and she won't be able to kill him again.

>>17296639
>>17296640
But the important question is, do wisps still cuddle you in bed before getting up to cook you breakfast in naked apron?

>>17296648
Nigga, you're dead. You don't get breakfast anymore.

>>17296648
Yes, but only because she's trying to show up those stupid living couples, and she gets far too ambitious.

>>17296655
N-No crispy bacon and heart shaped toast?

>>17296660
No elevensies. afternoon tea, dinner or supper either.

>>17296660
The only breakfast you need is her anon. In fact, you don't need anything but her; she told you so!

>>17296666
How can a man even consider happiness with a wisp if she won't even cook him food? Maybe to show off to the other couples how happy you are together?

>>17296670
So eating your wisp out is common?

>>17296674
She expects it everyday. And if you don't do it voluntarily, she'll force your face down there, holding your head in with her thighs, only to release once you've made her orgasm twice: once for the what you were supposed to be voluntarily. and then another orgasm for making her force you to eat her out.

>>17296674
>eating out a miserable girl who died alone
That's one way to make her feel loved.

>>17295580
Probably got hooves so that'd be a no.

>>17296694
>>17296698
Stop making me like those psychos anons

Please refrain from grabbing the tip of a lamia's tail

>>17296754
Not even a basilisk's tail?

>>17296727
Wisps done nothing wrong. They don't actually tell people to kill themselves, they're just a little bit clingy.

>>17296760
Especially not a Basilisk's tail. Look at it, youre telling me youd actually like to brush those feathers?