/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Patchouli is a youkai(Japanese monster) who lives in Japan, so she is Japanese.

>>17005520
But she's a foreigner who came in with a western youkai.

She's a stinky, smelly NEET!
She has no grace, and a fat face!

>>17005478
Patchy has been eating too many donuts. Too many I tell you.

>>17005478
depends on the amounts of contact she is having with the outside world
other than that, she is definetly a fatass!

i want to paddle patchouli

Patchy is a cutie pie who deserves tummy rubs and kisses

I want to sniff Patchy's ass

>>17005478
>Patchouli[note 1] (Pogostemon cablin) is a species of plant from the genus Pogostemon. It is a bushy herb of the mint family, with erect stems, reaching around 75 centimetres (2.5 ft) in height and bearing small, pale pink-white flowers.
>The plant is native to tropical regions of Asia, and is now extensively cultivated in China, Indonesia, Cambodia, Myanmar, India, Maldives, Malaysia, Mauritius, Seychelles, Madagascar, Taiwan, Philippines, Thailand, Vietnam, South America and the Caribbean.
>The heavy and strong scent of patchouli has been used for centuries in perfumes and, more recently, in incense, insect repellents, and alternative medicines.

>>17005622
So according to the 'pedia, it should smell like mint.

>>17005622
So according to the 'pedia, it should smell like some perfume that resembles mint.

>>17005536
Youkai are Japanese. If you are a youkai, you are Japanese.

>>17005645
>Patchouli
>mint
The plant belongs to the same family as mint but it smells like graveyard earth, reason for why Patchouli is popular with european Goths.

>>17005622
Personally, I'd like to smell her cute bare feet!

>>17005645
That sounds nice. I hope its nice and humid.

>>17005731
Dunno anon, the article says it's been used in perfumes for centuries, so it can't be that bad.

More importantly, Patchouli is an insect repellent!
Whenever you go to the forest, just take her with you, pull down her underwear and rub her delicate petals to stimulate emission!

>>17005864
Does that mean that Patchouli and Wriggle can't mate?

she is a westerner, but she practices onmyouji instead of Ordinary Western Magic.

which elemental system do her spells follow?

>>17006058
the chinese 5 elements, also the days of the week (tuesday to saturday in Japan), aren't they?

fire, water, wood, metal, earth

>>17006073
This is correct, but also a little misleading. The days of the week aren't named after the elements, but after the planets. The planets, however, are named after the elements so it all wraps back around.

>>17005478
Nice abuse of spoiler text you fucking crossie.

m u k y u

I like to imagine Patcouli is a weeaboo, and a very perverted, sexually-starved reclusive fujoshi!

She shitposts things like "H-Holding hands is lewd!", and of course would get VERY flustered when you hold her hand! Of course, Patchouli would secretly love it, and as you become closer with her, she would become more and more comfortable with talking about lewd things with you! Eventually, the two of you would spend the whole day together talking about lewd things like 2 perverted NEETs making each other horny! And it's up to you to come onto Patchy, because if you asked her for sex she would jump at the chance to fuck your brains out, which would take both of your virginities!

>>17006425
https://myanimelist.net/anime/32899/Watashi_ga_Motete_Dousunda

I think they already made an anime about her but with more gay, except in Gensokyou it'd just be girls so that's fine.

Even their hair colour is the same.

This entire thread is kuso.

I LOVE black Patchouli!

She is delicious brown!

I love how cute and pink her cute soles are!

>>17005721
Uh so whats a western demon Mr. Smarty Pants?

>>17007113
Hey, you! Pick up my cotton now!

>>17006293
bellies are for tickling

>>17010885
Either a western monster or a middle eastern monster, depending on what you mean by demon. You could probably apply the word demon or daemon to western equivalent of youkai.

Patchouli is a piggy!
to make piglets with!

>>17011054
I feel demon isn't broad enough. A western cryptid such as bigfoot, mothman, or a skinwalker would certainly be youkai without being a demon.

>>17011430
also, zombies, vampires, wolfmen, and other generic-halloween-style monsters aren't what you'd call "demons", but would be considered Youkai, if the West used that term.

>>17006641
I agree.

Patchouli is not a cat!

>>17011764
That's right, she's a cow!

>>17011769
That's wrong, she is a NIGGER!

>>17005721
In Touhou, the term youkai is used to refer to any number of supernatural beings, not just limited to Japanese ones. Remilia, for example, is explicitly a foreign type of youkai, a vampire. Meiling, too, seems to be Chinese rather than Japanese. And let's not forget the foreign Hobgoblins that Yukari brings into Gensokyo in the manga, who are referred to as youkai.

>>17005721
Daemons?

>>17011675
Zombies, vampires, and werewolves are commonly considered demonic. Vampires are usually portrayed as the closest thing to a race of antichrists.

>>17012082
Youkai is also used to refer to fairies despite there being a distinction and Remilia is also called a type of devil.

Patchy always feels bad when she sees you looking at thinner, more attractive Touhous that are out of your league!

It makes her feel inferior, because Patchouli likes you very much and wants to date you! So it would make Patchouli, the cute nerdy cuddly girl, VERY good if you asked her out!

>>17016289
I had a friend in high school with a similar body type to how Patchouli is usually depicted. I wouldn't describe her as cuddly though and I don't think girls like being asked out.

>>17016289
Sorry love I don't date kuso neets

>>17015973
You're implying that devils aren't seen as a type of youkai in the Touhou universe.

its time

>>17016471
mating press this pig.

Yes, Knowledge is a Westerner who uses Eastern style five elements magic. She also has a nice butt.

Conversely, Kirisame is an Westaboo, being a Japanese girl who uses Western magic and clothing. She probably has a much flatter butt.

They're pretty much opposites.

Patchy is for teasing!

>>17021385
>She probably has a much flatter butt
Someone didn't play the fighting games.

>>17023483
NO!

>>17025831

>>17025831
YES!

>>17023483
Her peaceful sleeping face is the best!

>>17023483
is that a birthday gift for me to open?

>>17023759
Marisa's butt is pure bone and muscle, which is
why it causes damage when someone is hit by it.

Patchy's butt is made by pure love, so it would only heal if someone was hit by it. Obviously, this is why she would not use it to attack in fighting games.

>>17031495
The sound that plays when Marisa uses her attack suggests otherwise.

>>17031309
Patchy is my girlfriend.

>>17031865
Nuh uh, she's mine!

>>17031915
Prove it.

>>17023759
I want Marisa to playfully butt strike my face, but it actually gives me a black eye/bloody nose and she feels really bad about it.

>>17011072
>>17016471
besto fatass <3

>>17033103
that's not how legs work

>>17032970
She's with me right now!

phat

>>17033103
I want to cunnilingus the crack below her panties.

>>17036357
She is not!

>>17033103
Patchy is working out!

>>17038755
Patchy is weak!

>>17039423
Indeed!

>>17039440
Meido should make some food for the poor girl

>>17039447
She's had enough food. She needs to work out.

>>17039455
But she needs the energy!

>>17039455
Ganbare Patchy!

>>17039423
Yeah, she's pretty out of shape. She's magically strong and smart and pretty, though, so it's fine.

>>17039505
Fake

>>17039440
Yeah, well, China can't read!

>>17039542
Fake? No. Patchy's a wimp.

>>17039505
It's ok, I'll touch her toes for her.

Funny how ZUN eventually just gave up and gave Patchy stripes anyway.

Is there even any other example where he adjusted to his fanbase like this?

>>17011072
Artist?

>>17040640
You'd better not.

>>17040735
The ULiL sprite doesn't have stripes so maybe he reconsidered

thonk

>>17042615
What are you thinking about?!

She could just have more than one outfit, you know.

>>17042626
Thinkgen about Marisa

Patchy likes the summer!

>>17042673
She doesn't actually.

>>17042684
delet

>>17042695
It's true, though.

Patchy has a little belly! It's cute to see her hold it up while you lick her cute vagina! The look on her face while you give her pleasure is cute as well!

>>17042854
It's good to dream.

Why is her name Patchouli?

>>17040239
If she doesn't have a moon, it's not the real patchouli.

Patchouli likes to make this face around you, to try and give you hints that she wants you to fuck her brains out!

>>17043739
Where's a doujin where a gay MC is surrounded by horny girls in Gensokyo

>>17043646
You shouldn't wear jewelry when exercising.

>>17043817
This hits close to home

>>17044579
Is carrying books an exercise too?

>>17043817
Flag Breaking Chronicles.

>>17042517
Why not?

>>17005638

>>17042613
that or there is also the possibility that ... *gasp*
she actually has more than one pajama !

>>17005638
Patchouli is stinky confirmed.

>>17040735
>Funny how ZUN eventually just gave up and gave Patchy stripes anyway.
When did Zun draw her with stripes?

>Is there even any other example where he adjusted to his fanbase
Cirno's wings in the new game.

>>17005520
Patchouli is a western witch (majo) from Europe. Friends with a western vampire and western fairy maids.
She's the reverse of Marisa.
Marisa is a "Western-Style Eastern Magician", meaning that she is a Japanese girl who practices European magic. Patchouli is an "Eastern-Style Western Magician", meaning that she is a white girl who practices Asian magic.
So maybe she is a weeaboo by definition.

>>17005645
Patchouli smells like patchouli, not mint. I love perfume and can tell you that patchouli is very distinctive. It smells strong and dirty though, a bit like body odour or urine, but flowery at the same time. A lot of perfume fans hate patchouli and complain if there's a lot in it. Every Patchy fan should smell patch perfume oil eventually, so they know how dirty and sexy she smells.

>>17045583
She'll blow you up.

>>17055671
thanks for all your hard work

>>17015963
In folklore vampires were more like spirits than physical entities. In some villages people believe they can capture vampires inside baking bread.

>>17062673
But what if I ask if she wants a foot massage and she says yes?

"H-Hey, anon! We're all alone! Let's... Let's do something p-perverted!"

>>17066025
Do it! Rub them HARD! Rub them so hard that her stinky feet odor rubs off on your hands! Then go home and masturbate to the smell of Patchouli's cute smelly feets on your hands!

>>17068992
Patchouli has far to big a vocabulary for such blunt, cliche dialogue, even if she's shy about it.

>>17069422
Alright then, how would a horny Patchy express interest in perverse activity then?

>>17069503
How should I know? All I know is she's not some schoolgirl. She's lived for a hundred years, at least.

>>17069540
But remember that she's horny and trying to communicate to anon!

I bet she would dumb herself down when trying to get anon to shove his big trembling penis inside her cute vagina!

>>17069572
Why would she even want your dick? She's a witch. If she's horny she can summon some tentacle monster or incubus or other sex monster.

>>17069607
There's more to a girl than just what she puts into her gooey vagina! Especially for a girl like Patchouli, who craves connection!

Patchouli is attracted to Anon's goofy, aloof, badboy-ish personality, and she especially loves how he teases her, and treats her like a normal instead of putting her on a pedestal! Patchouli doesn't want a dildo, a tentacle or a cucumber, she want's Anon's warm, throbbing meatstick!

>>17069503
AYY BABY WANT SUM FUK?

>>17069001

Patchouli put on a bit of weight! She's a but of a chubster! Patchy is a hambone!

But that's perfectly fine! Girls like her just can't resists those fattening Starbucks drinks! They gave Patchy a REALLY fat butt, and made her breasts even softer, rounder, and milkier as well! Patchy has a cute muffin top and a round, squishy, huggable belly! And thick, slappable thighs!

>>17093667
Nope

why is glasses-wearing patchouli so cool?

>>17042673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vivs3c2eTX4

>>17096558
Patchy is my thin girlfriend with cute feet!

"P-Please be gentle! And slow! Neither of us have done this before, l-lets just take it slow and figure it out! M-Mukyu!"

>>17098844
The hundred year old witch that lives with vampires and practices dark magic is absolutely not a virgin. Don't be an idiot.

>>17098882
How often do you think did Remilia fuck Patchys breastpussy?

Question;
What does Patchouli smell like?

>>17100068
Her ass smells like patchouli and pheromones.

>>17100068
Cheese

>>17098882
Of course she's a virgin. How many non-virgin century old witches have you ever met?

>>17100068
Patchouli smells like soap and shampoo because she bathes very often! She bathes so much because if she sweats even a little, her thick natural scent of flowery patchouli comes out! Patchouli is horribly embarrassed by it, and if a boy she liked was ever to smell her, her whole face would go red and tears would begin to well up in her eyes! Take care not to bully the shy, pure witch who has no self confidence because she isn't aware of how beautiful she is!

>>17102006
But what if I want her to be stinky like a Patchouli?!

>>17016289
Nobody likes me so I doubt patchy would

>>17102006

>>17016289
But Patchouli is the most attractive 2hu, both personality and looks.

I want Patchy, who has a HUGE crush on me, to actually think she has a chance with me! And then, one day, I will just casually mention to my friends that I have EXTREMELY high standards and will only date THIN, attractive, 8/10+ girls! I want her to know that fatty, frumpy Patchy is WAY below my league! I want to break poor little Patchouli's heart! I want her to cry! I love seeing sad, miserable Patchouli!

>>17109533
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>17109533
This is how you create a yandere. You don't want a yandere witch after your ass.

>>17109838
I want this Yandere witch to be after my ass!!!

>>17109838
What if he likes anal?

>>17109937
I-I can see Patchouli's pubes...!

>>17109937
Does Patchouli have a dick?

>>17110067
Hopefully!!!!!!

Yoga with Patchy!

>>17110356
Too dangerous.

>>17110356
>>17110395

I would have a huge erection doing yoga with a barefoot Patchy! I would not be able to function in that room!

>>17110395
I'd help Patchy with her training just to get a chance to ogle at China's beautiful, athletic body!

she's a fatty

for sex

>>17110437
Hard, non-stop, as she struggles to breathe and cums again and again.

>>17109937
Patchouli is a WOMAN! With PUBIC HAIR! Gone through PUBERTY! PURPLE PUBES! Ovulates EVERY MONTH! Hungry for SEX! UNPROTECTED SEX! She'll get PREGNANT! She'll GIVE BIRTH! She'll HAVE A BABY! She'll hold it to her BREAST! Feed it her BREAST MILK! Then she'll get pregnant AGAIN! Beg you for PREGNANT SEX! EVERY DAY!

>>17110601

I want to date Patchy, and then take her home and have S E X with her! Yup, I wanna put my hard, trembling penis inside Patchy's cute, sticky vagina!

A fatty

>>17110437
My girlfriend is very pretty and smart, although she's weak physically that's one of her cute sides.

>>17124663
Fat girls are so easy to get that even I, a chubby, ugly autistic manlet with a woman's voice who lives with his parents can easily get dates with them.

It's really a shame they're only good in 2D.

Pats for Patchy!

Patty patpat! Petpetpet! Petty patpat pet!

>>17126243
>>>/v/

>>17011764
This is wrong!

>>17040735
Patchouli has stripes in EoSD.

>>17136085

I want patchy to make me sniff all over her while she calls me rude things and gives me a countdown..!

patchouli is not fat

>>17005478
She's a Marisaboo.

>>17033103
Who is this girl?

Who would be a better magic teacher, Patcher or Caster?

>>17142792
Patchy has plenty of fat in her body. Delicious fatness!

>>17142792
that angle wouldn't even kill her, what a terrible idea

>>17047148
Helianthus or sunflowers (from the Greek: ήλιος, Hēlios, "sun" and ανθός, anthos, "flower") is a genus of plants comprising about 70 species in the family Asteraceae.The genus is one of many in the Asteraceae that are known as sunflowers. Except for three species in South America, all Helianthus species are native to North America. The common name, "sunflower", typically refers to the popular annual species Helianthus annuus, or the common sunflower, whose round flower heads in combination with the ligules look like the sun.

Sunflowers are usually tall annual or perennial plants that grow to a height of 300 centimetres (120 in) or more. They bear one or more wide, terminal capitula (flower heads), with bright yellow ray florets at the outside and yellow or maroon (also known as a brown/red) disc florets inside. Several ornamental cultivars of Helianthus annuus have red-colored ray florets; all of them stem from a single original mutant. During growth, sunflowers tilt during the day to face the sun, but stop once they begin blooming. This tracking of the sun in young sunflower heads is called heliotropism. By the time they are mature, sunflowers generally face east.

Patchy poses nude because she knows that her boyfriend Anon just LOVES it! She does it, even though she thinks he's a pervert!

Stop sexually harassing the Mansion Magician. Neither she, nor her employer, looks favorably on those who cannot keep their delusions to themselves.

>>17148811
mansion magician is for the lewds

>>17007113
what is a nigger doing on /jp/?

>>17042673
he looks like anorexic Uncle Ruckus

>>17126350
is that the archetype of /v/? I've been trying to open up to more 4chan boards but so far I stick around /jp/ /fa/ and occasionally /d/

>>17150036

>>17150036
Enjoy dressing like a teenager

>>17150236
i am a teenager

>>17126243
are you honestly trying to brag about dating fat girls on jp

>>17150317
get >>>/out/ damn underage

>>17005560
lol fatchouli btfo

>>17154599
That's not a keyboard Reimu, that's a poptart

Teasing Patchy's vagina!

How can I get a Patchy girlfriend?

>>17155316
i'm not underaged genius.
i'm 18.

>>17165779
You forgot your sage

>>17165782
what's a sage?

>>17165785
>not underaged
>whats a sage

>>17165915
Stop replying to obvious bait, newfag.

Patchouli is diligently studying. Please praise her for being such a good girl.

>>17165915
Who are you quoting?

>>17170479
I am having trouble studying myself but I don't think Patchouli would help me with what I'm trying to do

>>17170479

>>17165915
i'm not underaged, but i seriously don't know what a sage is? Is it like a tripcode?

>>17170479

>>17171385
Sage is /jp/ culture.

An old meme of /jp/ made all anons type 'sage' into the option box of every post. It was because they were all supposed to be Japanese 'sage' or some shit.

It became obnoxious, so the mods removed the option box.

>>17171423
Sage still exists, it's not shown though.
You use sage to not bump the thread, because you consider your own post too insignificant to bump.
For example, I am using sage now

>>17171423
>>17171385
>kids today actually don't know about noko or sage

eval(

>>17171623
>You use sage to not bump the thread, because you consider your own post too insignificant to bump.

That's only in your head though. Sage isn't a 4chan option. It's just a meme.

Yes, when you are a 'Japanese sage', you have the humility of not bumping threads. But it's only /jp/ meme. Sage was removed by /jp/ mods for a reason, it was useless and inconsequential. I know because I'm a /jp/ oldfag since 2006.

>>17172626
>since 2006
Living the dream

>>17005721
In Touhou the word youkai is used the same way that Americans use the word terrorist.

How did Pachouli and Remilia become best friends?

>>17055671

>>17096875
I very much prefer Patchouli without glasses.

>>17069725

>>17005478
Patchouli is an edgelord.

>>17178141
>>17178314
>>17178363
magic!

>>17170479
>>17171386
I'm going to give my dick to Patchi!

>>17178416
Patchouli edging you for hours.

Its for you anon.

I wonder if she has any books about paizuri

>>17181626
But you gave me the same book last year, Patchy.

>>17181942

Her anemia sometimes eats at her memory. On the bright side you can add it to the collection that quickly rising to the rooftop!

>>17016289

>>17181741
The important question.

>>17181942

>>17069422
"Mr Anon, I have a declaration to make. It has came to my attention, that we are isolated within these walls that contain, my facility I use for analizing black letters printed on a seires of paper made out of wood or hemp then strung together. I have no concerns that one of our endentured servants will intrude on what I am about to request. Mr. Anon, I would like us to lay down on the makeshift bed made out of the pieces of paper strung together. Then we will remove every article pf cloathing from our bodies. Afterwords I request that you rub my vagina to stimulate pleasure, causing a release of bodily fluids lubricating my vagina. Then I as my face becomes a tinted with a shade of scarlet, I would like you to insert your sexual extremity on the front side of your body that fills up with blood, better known as a penis. Once your penis is inside of me then you are required to repativly inject and eject your penis from my vagina, the motion stimulates both of our sexual organs causing a massive release of serotoine in our brains making us euphoric.

>>17203113
Okie doki!

Butt butt, Patchouli-sama said to.

>>17195394

>>17195394

>>17205760

Does Patchouli have a birthday?

>>17206070
patchy's gonna eat her

>>17005478
Probably. She does own some mangoes in her library.

>>17206284
No she's not

>>17206284

>>17207767
Is there anything she wont eat?

>>17207812
my depression.

>>17207812
Seed deemed worthy of breeding with

>>17203113
Please do this, but with paizuri.

Do you even fucking lift?

>>17005478
no she's a witch

>>17218360
Fucking adorable

One hand can not grasp

>>17225739

>>17227732
I want to be shrunk by Patche!

RIF (Rest In Fat) Patchy-san.

Don't die on me yet you wonderful wizard!

>>17246525
she went that long without getting laid?

Patchouli sucks!

-Alice

>>17005478

BIG

>>17247218
That's not very nice

>>17247205
Yeah. Why else would she be a wizard? If anything, she should be our role model since she shows the wonders of Wizardry.
If only she could pass her knowledge onto us...

>>17247218
Rude!

>>17248339
Alice loves Patchouli.

Patchouli is a disgusting piece of shit she needs to lose at LEAST 50 lbs. Wow. that's 5 with a 0.

>>17261202
But she's already wasting away!

>>17262170
This set was just too cute.

>>17262920

>>17186882
based antimegane poster

I want to roughly grope and manhandle Patchy's meaty body!, violently squeeze her meat as she mukyus hopelessly!

Does Patchy have a spell that can induce lactation?

>>17272345
according to a doujin i read once yes.

>>17272364
Preposterous, I'll need to look into this. Therefore I would like you to post your source.

>>17098882
>witch
30 years anon. I believe she's a rank[level] 3 wizard, and in this case, witch, because, well, pachy is a girl. We all know the requirements; no need to explain them - your assumption is false. She wouldn't be able to perform magic if she weren't one, and she would lose her powers of wizardry if she lost it sometime after.

Patchy thinks you're cute and has very dorky love fantasies! She wants you to be her cowboy! If you wore boots, called her ma'am, and carried her in your arms, she would be all flustered and horny (her vagina dripping and goopy) for you!

Cumming semen inside Patchy!
Filthy, stinky, NEET semen!

>>17276648
Cute! But personally, I'd cum on Patchouli's smelly bare feet!

>>17276648
>>17277477
Semen belongs in her titpussy.

"Eh? Y-You're still a virgin, anon? M-Me too! I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, but... I mean, l-lets lose it at the same time!"

>>17279178
But how are we going to do that?

>>17279178
>implying remilia doesn't rape her daily

>>17279616
>>implying remilia doesn't rape her daily
Her majesty ahould not be potrayed in such a way anon.
Repent before the remi.

>>17279616

>>17279616
who are you quoting?

>>17280730
Basically this. Patchouli's got too many spells and Remilia too many weaknesses for the former to lose to the latter.
Unless Remi gets serious, of course, but she won't, so that's irrelevant.

>>17282868
Tell me, why does she read the book?

>>17283289
She's a smart girl.

Patchouli loves writing (And masturbating to!) cute fantasies about you and her!

>>17285941
That's just creepy.

>>17285941
I can't wait to find one of them, then read it aloud to Patchouli and watch her get super embarrassed!

>>17285941
shit that's probably the cutest Patch pic even if all that make it Patch are her hair and eye colors

>>17286240
She would be very embarrassed, but eventually would start getting aroused and breathing very heavily, before shakily saying "W-Would you like it if we d-d-did that in real l-life...?"

>>17295770
Only if she paid me.

>>17295777
Pachy should burn you alive.
Why would you do this?

>>17296860
Because she's such a loser she would pay a guy for sex because she's not getting it any other way.

>>17295770
>in real life
Anon...

>>17297443

>>17297351
In that case, stay away from her

>>17299708
Well then she'll just be a virgin forever. You have to pay for books so you can learn about what's in them, right? So why shouldn't she pay me so she can learn about sex?

Roughly mating press Patchouli as she has an asthma attack!

>>17299770
Well, one. She won't lose her ability to use magic.
Two, a flthy neet like you will do nothing more than ruin her life.
Three, plenty of books and even time to learn about it. So your "help" isn't needed.
And lastly, funds aren't a issue. Look at the number of books she has, but also the SDM. Does it really look like they need financial support from a neet who cant keep his hand out of his pants? Let alone any financial support at all?

>>17300189
That's just harsh anon. She could die.

>>17300709
So? All those dirty books won't replace the real thing. I just want a tutoring fee.

>>17300721
No shit it wont, but it isn't essential to them. You're talking about someone who has lived close to if not more than 100 years and is still in her prime. Don't waste your time. Sakuya is least likely to leave you in one piece. And meido, slacking off as usual.

>>17300830
Well if she acts like that, it's no wonder she hasn't known a man. It's pathetic really. She can master the arcane secrets of the universe but can't even get in someone's pants?

>>17300840
Yeah. Why focus on something momentary when you can master the unknown and be known as one of the greatest of all time.

>>17300869
Then it should be easy for her. It's like being able to build a computer from scratch but not being able to cook a simple meal.

>>17300897
Mm, true. But it really doesn't benefit her. S. ED on her end would not be useful. Not only that, but other 2hus need to stay pure. If she does learn about it, she can only put up a facade for so long.

>>17300897
>WAAAAHHH, WHY WON'T PATCHOULI PAY ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HER POORLY?

>>17283750
For you.

>>17005520
but she isn't you idiot, she is a western witch

"N-No, Anon, I'm going going to give you a footjob now, m-mukyu!"

She is a fat pig, built for rough mating press

>>17314291
Don't be like that baby you're breaking my heart.

oh wait what

Hi, here is a list of all the people in this thread that Patchouli and I hate
>>17109533
>>17110132
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>>17115721
>>17137845
>>17148441
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>>17314291
All of you, please go away.

>>17315716

>>17314421
How would any sane male be able to resist such a sight?

I want to walk in on a naked Patchy and make her VERY embarrassed that the boy she likes saw her breasts, butt and vagina! I want to see Patchy turn bright red, and then run to her room and cry in her pillow!

>>17314291
O-okay, m-miss!