/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17247471
>No QT Lilim NEET who breaches into our world because she's lonely.
>She'll never find the love she's been searching for.
>Everyone in both worlds is doomed to never have their waifu/husbando.
Pain.

>>17247468
Big
Fat
Succubutt

>>17247283
Would you want that busty kitty to hump your back while nibbling and licking your ears?

>>17247478
Would you let her in after she sucks your dick through the window so you can pound that fat succubutt all night long?

twintails are lewd!

>>17247471
Lilims are SHIT!

>>17247495
What if she got down on her knees and begged to suck your dick to let her stay at your house?
She's trapped in this strange world and has nowhere to go!

https://pastebin.com/FTFaQTP2
Shameless repost on the new thread.
NSFW Mershark story. Kinda long. Constructive criticism is welcomed.

>>17247495
>t. squatter dragon

>>17247505
Add tags, use exhentai as reference if you want.

>>17247511
Tags? I never add tags to my stories. Should I start?

>>17247511
Im confused my dude. Where would I put the tags exactly? What else would I tag other than NSFW?

>>17247505
I'll give it a read and see what I can say

>>17247529
Yeah, only takes a minute and can help hook more readers into your stuff if they know they will like what's upcoming.
Also helps other people find stories of specific types i.e.: "I want a story with X, got links?" "Sure, [your story here] was posted a few days ago."

>>17247534
Put them at the top, I usually see them inside brackets or something.
Types of tags include sex acts that occur, what monster girls are featured, things like that. Here's an example: https://pastebin.com/0Ay9HHwQ

>>17247549
Ah ok I see. Makes sense and I will start adding them since it helps everyone. Thanks anon hope you liked the story.

>>17247549
Oh I see, I'll add these into my next story then. I completely understand what you mean though and I think it'll hook readers even more. I just hope I end up putting understandable tags.

>>17247560
Here's another example of tags, used pm e-hentai: https://e-hentai.org/g/1067084/35a18e0431/
That's definitely overkill and your story won't need so many, just cover the important points.

It's waifu Wednesday anons!

>>17247610
Manticore time?

>>17247629
>No delicious brown shortstack Manticore with the thickest tailpussy in the school to bully you.
Feels bad.

>>17247643
>tfw 7ft manticore with muscles to claim me as her submissive fragile bitch

Why can't you furries just stay in Gaia?

>>17247669
Would you want her tailpussy to completely envelop your crotch?
How would you feel about the extreme suction as she carries you around with her tailpussy?

Please remember to thank your imp familiars for all their hard work.

Don't respond to it. That's some old-ass bait.

>>17247687
I want it to just pump at my crotch so hard I can't get it off no matter how hard I try, not until she's had her fill of cum. And I'd feel happy in the one who gets this kind of treatment, being dominated by thick, meaty, pulsing, tail pussy.

>>17247689
Reminder that Oppai-Loli Imp servants need regular paizuri to remain happy. Never let your Imps go without regular titfucks. And remember that summoning one Imp means summoning at least four more due to their absurdly low mana cost.

>>17247690
Old fisher using the rusted hook one last time?

Sounds like an emotional story

>>17247690
It's only old because furries have been shitting up the internet for eons. All I ask is why you wotaku ERPing homomeisters don't stay on another website.

>>17247700
Nah. It's only sad because the dumbass just keeps throwing the entire fucking rod into the lake.

>>17247629
They're cute!

>>17247693
Would you want to see her drooling as she watches you struggle to pull of her tight meaty tailpussy even as she pumps you dry?
How would you react if she pulled her tail close and told you if you calm down she'll take you home and let you fuck her in the ass?
Her pussy might not be ready for you but she's got other ways of letting her cute boyfriend get off.

>>17247629
Ultra Rare Snow Manticore!

Reverse trap monster girls.

>>17247740
Alps. The word you're looking for is alps.

>>17247740
Aren't they just called tomboys?

>>17247721
>tfw she'll never enjoy my squirms and moans

And anon that would be amazing, getting that kind of reward from her. But at the end of the day it's always going to be

>tfw no manticore gf

Please just give me one to make my life better

>>17247740
A what?

>>17247752
Pretty sure he means an MG disguised as a dude.

>>17247758
So like an alp?

>>17247743
Tomboy monster girls are the bees knees

>>17247742
Fuck off alpfag.

>>17247760
Eh, I wouldn't go so far as to claim that alps are the only ones that can hide their assets with the right clothes, but pretty much.

>>17247761
It would be funny to see her try to be "one of the boys". How long before she's sucking her soon-to-be-boyfriend's dick and thinking "I guess this is what guys do"

>>17247740
>How do you do fellow bros?!

>>17247829
>HFW their response is "We're gonna rob a bank."

>>17247829

>>17247768
Now I'm imagining a tomboy MG with her bro on a car ride, and she gives him a bro job.

>>17247894
Fuck off Alp.

You stand no chance against Wurm-chan's stand...『ZA WORLDO』

>>17247489
But she only has a single tail!

>>17247900
>"it's what bors are for, right?"
How long until he's asking for anal and saying that a bro would let him do it?

>>17247744
If you squirm cutely enough, maybe she'll even reward you with a kiss.

>>17247972
Is this what all sub husbands deserve from their big wife?

>>17247976
Sub husbands deserve their waifu's love and care.

What have you done to upset this cutie?

>>17248022
Told her that every store in town was out of chicken livers. For a month.

>>17248022
i told her we're out of tofu

>>17248028
>>17248030
Foxes are touchy about their food, no matter how sharp their teeth are.

>How do you feel about Welsh culture?

Gyaru Amazoness

Are we just going to ignore those stage 3 alps with baggy shirts from last thread? You're not gay are you?

>>17247505
This was enjoyable; I like the premise and I'm always a sucker for aquatic girls/underwater sex, and I think you presented both very well.

I only have two criticisms, the first being your lack of comma use. I think your writing could benefit greatly if you started using them, since by only using periods the entire time, reading it was a bit jarring with all the sudden starts and stops. Using more commas (or even semi-colons) to combine and break up sentences could make your writing flow together a lot better, and make for a much smoother read.

The other is that the dialogue was somewhat weak. The conversations between the two characters didn't flow naturally and felt a little stilted, so maybe try reading some other stories and pay attention to how the dialogue is written, and I think that could help you a lot.

Overall I really enjoyed it, though! There was only a handful of spelling errors ("below" not "bellow", and "coarse skin" not "course skin") but I really enjoyed the story! I hope you keep writing and posting the stories here!

>>17248210
No. I'm going to push them into the pool.

>>17248210
I'd fuck a stage three.

>>17248210
I'd fuck one like that without a second thought.

Cute, tubby Ratatoskr girlfriends that you give extra big scoops (of ice cream) to

>>17247511
>>17247549
>tagfags
You don't need exhentai tags in your stories unless you're writing /d/shit, fuck off with your bullshit imported from /tg/.

>>17248289
To do what anon? To do what with? Did anon get snatched by a news squirrel?

>>17248289
I'd force her to get a nice petite body so she can go back to being sneaky and quick, able to grab even the smallest scoops.

>>17248296
>loving boyfriend anon writing about his love-of-his-life pudgy squirrel girlfriend
>in her embarrassment she throws herself on top of him to get him to stop writing about how he fondles her tummy and tits while feediner her ice cream in the nude
>she crushes his laptop in doing so and feels even more embarrassed
>they're later seen walking down the street on the way back from the computer store
>...and ice cream parlor

>>17248310
Gonna grope that squirrel and give her all the snacks she can handle.

Gonna keep her as soft as her tail.

>>17248315
Can you imagine being totally smushed between her soft body and her soft tail behind you as she falls asleep on top of you? I wouldn't be able to sleep, I'd just keep kissing and groping and grinding against her all night long.

>>17248327
I dunno, I could fall asleep with that.

Would make sure to molest that rear of hers though, gotta make sure its big and soft enough.

>>17248340
Would you snap her stretched-thin panties and slap her butt while she's walking to watch it jiggle and wobble, despite her face going beet red and trying (and pathetically failing) to keep it all contained?

>>17248353
Yep.
Would smack it.
Watch it.

And grope it with both hands.

She may have an impressive chest but we're going to be making her a big bootied squirrel.

>>17247914
>tfw no Living Armor or Demon Sword gf to be your STANDU

>>17248364
Hey anon

>tfw it's almost 40C outside
Yeti pls take me with you

>>17247914
Think I might commission a Dark Priest Enrico Pucci one day

What are you supposed to do if you get kabedonned by a regura bug?

>>17248395
Please don't

>>17248401
Gonna do it. I might even make Made In Heaven a centaur

>>17248399
>kabedonned
The fuck is that shit?

>>17248364
Then dressing it up in too-tight stretchy pants and too-short miniskirts or piling it up for a deep massage, right?

>>17248393
I've been slowly coming around to the wonders of yetis recently, thanks yetifag.

>>17248409
Yep.
Gonna get her that ass and dress it up so I can admire it, even if that big, soft squirrel starts trembling with embarrassment.

>>17248403
Then id have to offer the artist double what you paid him to not do it

>>17248419
Anon i'm just joking. Don't worry.

>>17248399
Put her in an arm lock and and realize she has too many arms.

>>17248405
How fucking knew do you have to be to not know what a kabedon is?

>>17248327
Personally, I prefer petite Ratas (with big fluffy tails)

>>17248424
I just don't follow memes that much

>>17248405
ever heard of google

>>17248472
I heard it's run by jewnukis

>>17248099
What's the difference between Welsh culture and normal English culture? Sorry, i'm not well-versed in British history.

>>17248582
That really depends who you ask anon. Welsh people have different accents and in some areas a different language. While overall having different phrases and such.

Wales also has different traditions in some places too (we even have certain places that celebrate christmas with a horse skull and a white gown)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mari_Lwyd (warning its pretty creepy)

>>17248606
I remember this guy I was playing cod with got super duper angry at being called Welsh by another guy.

>>17248618
Also I dont know many welsh stereotypes outside of "sheep shaggers". But I think welsh people are also considered to be quite dirty. I think it stems from our history of coal mining.

>>17248606
>Mari Lwyd
I thought it read "Mari Lewd" the first time i saw it. Huh, i think I've been here for far too long.

>>17248606

>Run around in a white dress crowned with the skull of a dead animal

What is this a wedding for ghouls?

>>17247471
This is how Lilims enter cities to corrupt them from within.

>>17248633
So wales would be filled with dwarves and weresheep.

Good to know.

>>17248657
I thought the same thing too but its actually pronounced more like "Mari Lloyd"

>>17248658
headcannon: you can't actually fuck a ghoul any way but orally unless you can overpower her.

Good morning the wurm your honor!

>>17248217
Thanks anon. Sounds good ill start working on my comma use and I wil definitely read some other stories so I can work on my dialogue. Glad you enjoyed it!

>>17248658
>group of monsters catch an unmarried CC girl and dress her in a white dress
>Carry her all the way to the human houses and start asking house by house if they would let her in while singing
>Humans have to fend them off in a singing battle if they don't want to get married
I can see this ritual being appropriated by monster girls.

>>17247489
Know what you call a chick with three eyes?
Pudding

>>17248701
This is a terrible sentence!

>>17248776
I get it.

>>17248785
shut up, Anubis-chan. You're only the student council president because no one else wanted the job.

>>17248808
This is your reward. Use her body as you will.

>>17248813
Cute!
Gonna give her my love and a heavy, heaving pair of breasts.

>>17248813
Familiars are the most cruel girl KC has ever done. They're too cute not to be charmed by.

>>17248099
I've always associated sheep with Kiwis

>>17248866
I've always associated them with the Welsh on account of geographic proximity. To me Kiwis live in Middle-Earth.

>>17248845
They are really cute, but they aren't really sexy.

How powerful are pear-shaped monstergirl booties? Could they shatter magical oak?

>>17248885
Only once they reach a certain size and softness.

350 pounds of robot love!

could you get that weight off you if shes on top?

>>17248877
It's how they get their foot in the door.

>>17248896
How much is that in civilized measurement units?

>>17248896
nope. wouldn't want to, either.

>>17248899
Suffocating affection levels of measure

>>17248885
They're big only proportionally, the girl is small.

>>17248885
They're immensely powerful, perhaps more so on less powerful girls.
The lowly common Large Mouse may be unassuming and very easily overpowered by others, but if she's got a delicious, devouring pear-shaped thick booty and hips she can easily obliterate even the most stalwart of men.
Imagine, thinking you're safe when you're accosted by a lowly 4 foot tall large mouse girl with a front so flat she could use it as a level measure, but then she strips off her baggy pants and you see her hips flare out into JUICY thighs and a bubble butt so big you worry you might not even be able to satisfy it with your manhood
A horrifying thought, yes? Now remember this:
They breed very, very quickly.

>>17248885
Pear shaped spiders.

>>17248907
Larve Mouse are great. The best species for opening family business with. I wanna start a fancy hotel with my large Mouse wife and brood as the staff, custodians, kitchen chefs, etc.

>>17248904
>not being tallpear masterrace

>>17248898
They might hurt themselves if they do that though.

>>17248907
I want to start leaving condenced hathorite cheese out so that the large mouse that keeps sneaking into my house gets hips wide enough and a rear big enough to impede her sneaking in my home.

>>17248907
I think you are exaggerating Anon. A pear shape can't have that much power.

>>17248938
He is. Pear shapped girls are middle tier, just slap her ass and she is ready to be raped.

>>17248931
What are you gonna do when you come across a squeaking, panicking badonkadonk stuck squashed against a window frame in your basement trying to wriggle through with a cute mouse tail up above it swinging around wildly?

>>17248907
>you will never wake up being cuddled and fondled by your large mouse wife and daughters
>you will never be able to grope them and tease them all over as you see fit
>They will never all have little baby bulges and rub themselves all over you as they drowsily fall out of bed as you play with them
I need a drink

>>17248954
Isn't it obvious?
Spank it.
Slap it.
Grope it tills its red.

Then I'll tease what lays beneath till she's squirming, shuddering, and begging for me to stick it in.

>>17248955
>you will never experience the 'Mouse plague' of being 'eaten alive', which is actually all of them kissing you on every single square inch of your body as you feel them rub up against you more and more as more of them pile on to get a piece
>you will never see how whenever you make eye contact with one it's filled with the most sincere look of love and desire and affection
>you will never become a constant cumfountain as any of them that aren't pregnant are always in line for your dick and dutifully riding you until they're filled to the brim before happily rolling off and joining the throng as the next is already hopping on and stirring your erection back up
Make it a double, friend

I want to hug a Lich butt while she is trying to do an experiment.

I want to bury my face in a spider butt while she lays on her web.

I want to methodically spank my Kobold waifu's butt with a paddle in each hand while she lays on top of me.

>>17248980
>>17248989
>>17249002
I want to bite a Salamander's butt when she's least expecting it to see if it makes her drop her tail.

>>17249013
Anon that's just rude.

>>17249017
It's okay I'm doing it for science.

>>17248972
And that's how you get mice with Holstaur properties.

>>17249029
If my mouse harem looked like that when the members hit maturity it would be utterly perfect. Every day would be endless joyful bliss.

>>17249029
I want a bunch of thick, soft, and pudgy mice to grope, tease, and squeeze!

>>17249021
You can't just claim you're doing mean things for science anon, that's like telling her it was just a prank! She'll still be angry and missing her tail.

>>17249036
>and missing her tail
Aha! So she is after all just a mere female amphibian.
This is Anon Johnson signing off, get back to testing.

>>17249045
Salamanders are lizards.

>>17249051
We learn something new every day. Now how about that Axolotl breeding program?

I wonder at what point do Large Mice reach maximum pack size and any newborns run off to start their own with a man.
Probably some excessively high number, as they'd have never even gotten a chance to procreate with their papa.

>>17249061
Large Mice likely breed at a somewhat faster rate than other monstergirls, but not at the rate of actual mice.

>>17249067
True, but the entry does say 'if the size of the pack increases too much', which seems to imply that once it gets going it can really ramp up to those delicious absurd numbers.

>>17248896
>>17248902
What if she malfunctions when she's on top? Then you'd be stuck.

>>17248684
That's what raging mushrooms are for!

>>17249078
I would say that's around 15 to 20 girls.

>>17248200
Go on...

>>17249106
How can you make a perfect machine malfunction? i imagine they reset or something

>>17249067
Yeah, it was confirmed by KC weak mamono breed at much faster rate than powerful ones. I think it's something like buying unit in RTS. Slime or devil bug costs 100 mamono mana points, mouse 200, werewolf 400, bapho 7k, lilim 15k
One creampie = 1 mamono point. Mamono point gain can be accelerated by being an incubus and using mamono mana stuff like fruits.

>>17249143
If you go by that logic it makes sense that I would have to cum around 8000 times inside my dragon to get a daughteru.

>>17249159
Better get started

>>17249143
How fucked i am if its one of the original vampire ancestors?....

>>17249163
I already did. Three years of relationship, 8000 creampies.

It was aroubd 5300 or something, but I pumped it up to 8000 taking into consideration incubization and items.

>>17249143
I wanna put 14,000 Mamono points into my large mice wifedaughters! They'd all look like that naav pic from above and interchange between calling me daddy and honey!

>>17249190
You would die of old age before achieving that.

>>17249143
>1 point per creampie
>Lilim is 15k points
I beat off an average of four times day and have done eight times in a day before. Doing the math, I currently cum 1460 times in a year. Lilims are said to turn you into an incubus in a very short time, sometimes even instantly, and becoming an incubus is supposed to improve your sexual stamina and output by leaps and bounds, but I'll be conservative and say it only doubles your output. That'd be 2920 creampies a year; meaning, it would only take about five years to get her pregnant. I'd be a lilim making machine, even more so if the effects of being an incubus are even greater than just doubling your output.

>>17249208
Not 14000 each, just 14000 total
With Incubization and items/venom it's entirely easily possible with some extended fuck periods

>>17249208
Are you one of those 'only cum once a day' plebs? Monstergirls ain't about that life

>>17249221
Ah, I thought you would go for 14k each.

>>17249240
I'm not THAT broodcrazy.
I am broodcrazy. Just not THAT much. 70 wifedaughters sounds good to me to live out my days in a throng of love, cuddles and fuck.

I want a fat bottomed cheshire loli to try and seduce me despite the fact that theres about ten years in age between us.

>>17249221
If you came inside with a full load 3 times a day, literally every day, it would take you twelve years until you could fulfill that requirement.

>>17249336
You can make it 6 years by cumming 6 times a day though.

>>17246792
Nice, good to see you're still kicking. Hope that IRL thing goes well.
Can't wait to throw more money at you.

>>17249345
Does that include oral ingestion too?

What do Ratatoskr's use to send info between eachother?

>>17249336
I mean that's normal for a big family anyway really
I know a real family that has 9 kids and that's about the spread in age
Actually loner than that

>>17249381
Tree-mail.

>>17249381
Shota messengers. They have a whole network of them.

>>17249371
Can MGs get pregnant by blowjobs?

>>17249371
Swallowing semen can't get a girl pregnant, anon.

Maybe if shes a slime.

>>17249388
Clever.

>>17249407
That's pretty dumb even for MGE.
How about swallowing semen still builds up the pregancy meter, but to actually get it from the 99% mark to the 100% mark, you have to actually inseminate her.

>>17249420
*Unless she's a ghoul.

>>17249407
Only slime and slime-like monsters otherwise it's just stupid.

>>17249420
That's not how it works.

That's not how any of this works.

>>17249441
Mamonomana

>>17249450
No.

If the Demon Lord could magically conjure hybrid babies inside people her system wouldn't have the breeding problem all human/monster couples have to deal with.

So heard about that hlf guy in another
Could not find anything on Google about it
I figure you guys would know

>>17249441
Fuck your rules. If I want to get 13,999 blowjobs from a god-level monstergirl and get her pregnant by having sex with her once, I'm going to do it.
I will freeze my semen into an icecube and throw it as hard as I can into a lava golem's vagina so she gets pregnant with my child.
I will hire a gunsmith to develop a hollow, biodegradable bullet I can fill with my semen so that I can impregnate slimes with a rifle from 2 miles away.
If the gods themselves deny me that right, then I'll fuck the gods themselves until they've got my children in their wombs.

>>17249480
>So heard about that hlf guy in another
The fuck are you talking about? Are you in the right thread?

>>17249480
>hlf
Herbalife LTD?
Heritage lottery fund?
Heidelberg Laureate Forum?

>>17249480
Human Liberation Force? Grigori?

>>17249523
Yeah I want to see what kind of train wreck that is out of morbid curiosity

Daily reminder that from death can come life, in the eternal Cycle. Yet while not every death is peaceful, there is silence and solemnity afterwards.

>>17249553
Would undead girls want their soon-to-be husbands to die and then revive them so that they can join them in un-death.

>>17248972
A little late but you mah nigga m8

>>17249480
He's the Hero we need, not deserve.

>>17249314
Age gap with pear-shaped lolis is the best

>>17249538
I don't think there's a solid timeline of events from the conception of the HLF idea. But last I remember, KC basically asked artists on Twitter not to do commissions for Grigori, which is hilarious on multiple levels.
I think after that, Grigori tried to hide his identity when attempting future commissions, but was found out or something.

>>17249590
Yep.

Would be even better to frustrate her when I keep resisting her 'feminine wiles'

>>17249593
>Up next, based lolicon mythological beast-girl enthusiast tells faggot to fuck off

>>17249593
>Was found out

Nigga he straight up told the artist he was Grigori

>>17249583
What a waste of an image. Could've atleast posted it in an imgur.

>>17249608
Oh. I thought he tried to hide his identity or something like that.
I guess if he didn't, and the artist knew about and cared enough about KC's twitter, then yeah, it was bound to happen.

>>17249593
http://i.imgur.com/eyGSbKt.jpg

It gets worse.

>>17249642
Dear lord he's such a fucking huge twat. What did shoggocks reply with?

>>17249654
The same way any rational person would. By blocking him.

>>17249642
Fucking hell, the way he types seems designed, right down to the letter, to piss people off as much as possible. It's like he's trying to sound smart but he has no idea how to actually use 80% of the words he's using.
I kind of hate that I share an opinion with him in that post.

>>17249642
What in the ever living fuck?

>>17249664
Good man shoggo. I mean, personally I would've given him the good old "shove a screw driver down your jap eye" and then block him but just blocking him works too.

And in sense, it starves him of the attention he craves so again, good job shoggo.

>>17249671
It's weaponized autism, Anon.

>>17249664
I have no Idea who shoggocks is but god bless him.

>>17249678
He's the creator of monstergirl quest.

>>17249684
That's... oh.
I don't even know what to say. This just makes that even worse.

>>17249684
>Implying
>Implying MGC isn't all about fucking Ilias

>>17247914
>not going along with it for a while with a bunch of other people
>not suddenly deciding to break the charade by pretending that you too have powers
>not enduring the autistic stares of everyone else as they glare daggers out of jealousy

Well looking at the HLF stuff makes me realize im not too deep into this shit and probably wont be as bad as that guy Grigori. Good shit guys.

>>17249684
I though that was torotoro

Might as well call me King Midas because Daddy needs that Gold.

>>17249684
U w0t m8?

>>17249725
She looks cute and shy.

Gonna snuggle.

>>17249693
I love it when people fall for the most blatant lies I can come up with.

>>17249713
It is. It's just fun to fuck with newfags.

>>17249735
>Shy

>>17249725
Subarashi.

>>17249725
Where the hell is her nose?

>>17249755
It's that tiny little animu dot in the center of her face

>>17249745
That face is too cute to be lewd.
She probably pouts because she keeps getting called cute instead of sexy.

>>17249757
It's like a mouse snout.

>>17249713
It is

Heard he just had a kid

>>17249485
>I will hire a gunsmith to develop a hollow, biodegradable bullet I can fill with my semen so that I can impregnate slimes with a rifle from 2 miles away.
The energy required to send that projectile 2miles away will mean that up close it will just pass thru the slime. Of course being hollow points it will expand but if you shoot a slime in the chest i don't think it will have time to properly expand and slime is softer then flesh. To add to that, the bullet will have to be significantly larger then common calibers to accept a decent payload. This fat bullet filled with a light material won't make it to 2 miles mark and the wind will easily divert the projectile. This means that you need to make an even bigger bullet with filler material to add weight like lead. Also 2miles is a ridiculous range, not many people have pulled off that kind of sharp shooting.

>>17249760
Gold Dragons are the lewdest metallics. They know the Kingdoms of Men covet such a precious metal so they pretend to be a wall-flower only to reveal how much of a beast in the sheets they really are. Just imagine a cake Gold Dragon revealing that she's read the Kama Sutra cover to cover in waiting for you to finally accept her betrothal.

Meanwhile a Copper Dragon would just annoy the man she's interested in with constant japes and jokes at his expense.

>>17249781
Copper dragons are the equivalent of dragon cheshires.

That gold dragon is cute!
She probably is just saying that to stop me from thinking shes more cute than sexy!

>>17249737
Damn you anon.

Come to think of it, what would be some fun way to trick a monster girl?

>>17249593
I really don't understand this fag's obsession with this HLF bullshit. It's turbo-autism at its max.

>>17249778
Fair point. I guess lower the range significantly, and take the shot from a height advantage then.
Or we can just skip the whole rifle business and go with the semen grenade launcher. Some slimegirl reassembly required.

>>17249789
>Convocation of the Dragons
>Probably one of the few times that Metallics and Chromatics get together
>Gold getting flustered by being called cute over sexy, her membranous fin-wings folded against her back
>Meanwhile, one Anon sees a Red Dragon with a beauty mark and waist length sex hair and seems to suffer a heart attack when the first thing she does to him is give her hips a gyration
>His dick straining against his pants as a tent mast

>>17249802
Would be fun to be there as an intermediary for the surrounding human lands.

IE: The guy who shows up to tell everyone else if they need to start preparing tribute wagons or not.

Daily reminder that Selkies hate being referred to as Sea Kobolds.

They prefer "EGG" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>>17249593
You forgot the best part
>creates entire new alias to get around the commission ban
>outright tells people he's grigori and blows his cover in 5 minutes

How often do you take your daughteru(s) to see her(their) grandparents? Which do they like better, your parents or your in-laws?

>>17249794
Giving a dog-girl an eyepatch and throwing food at her to see if she can catch it in her mouth.
Taking every flat plate piece of Lego an anubis owns, sticking them together in layers, and compressing them as much as possible.
Magically replacing your semen with confetti when you get a blowjob.
Polish all the non-carpet floors until they have a near-zero coefficient of friction, and don't tell your canine MG family about it when they come back home.
Cover every open doorway in the house with clingfilm to create an invisble barrier, and say something to get your slimegirl wife to rush to you as quickly as she can. Watch as she turns into a goo pancake against the invisible barrier.

>>17249815
What if I called her COSPLAY-TIER

>>17249860
That's when she gets the dragon pelt.

>>17249802
Putting dragons and dragonfags in the same place is like crossing the beams.

>>17249778
>Also 2miles is a ridiculous range
Not for artillery it isn't.

>>17249878
That's why they need neutral guys like me in there.

I enjoy dragons but no more than any other species, although I may lightly flirt with the chubby blue dragon that would rather be back in her desert getting tribute and the muscled, silver dragon that's keeping out for mischief.

>>17249879
But he mentioned a rifle, not artillery.

>>17249755
>they get mad when he adds a nose
>the get mad when he takes it away

Barb just can't win

Anubis mothers addicted to Tetris!

>>17249895
I'd be fine if he stuck with the good inbetween artstyle he proposed on his Tumblr poll a while back. But instead this thread just bitched to "make it more anime". Now his drawings perpetually look like droopy-eyed downs sufferers, like Clannad characters.

>>17249815
Selkies are like that one rare monster in a very specific location of the map that most players never encounter even if they finish the game
They're still cute though

>>17249860
A lot of monster girls would get triggered if you called them cosplay, Selkies would definitely be one of them because the truth hurts

>>17249894
An artillery can be a de-facto rifle if need be just look at russians using them as AT guns in WW2, just gotta aim it right.
Plus 2miles is well under standard issue range of rifles, hitting the target is the tricky deal.

>>17249815
Explain please?

>>17249927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltNfIA5kzt0

Here you go, your crash course in how to speak dog-mermaid.

>>17249888
Yeah, I guess having some neutral guys would help to keep everyone in check. No one wants to trigger a sex competition in the meeting.

>>17249933
I haven't laughed like that in a while. Thanks anon.

I would definitely enjoy bullying a selkie.

New Summer-themed commission! Not sure which pose to go for though.

>>17249933
Would you spend your life with a selkie if this was the only language she communicated in?
All the mouth-fart sounds are included.

>>17249879
>artillery shells loaded with semen
anon are you okay

>>17249947
B, obviously.

>>17249933

>Think visiting the wilderness would make for a great vacation
>For some stupid reason your dumb ass decided on Alaska
>Selkie mating season
>The hills are alive with the sound of JonTron

>>17249947
A or C, B feels too passive.
But go with what you want, ultimately.

>>17249957
There is nothing wrong with Alaska though.

>>17249943
And I would be more than willing to do such a thing, even if its a bunch of boring negotiations.

>>17249947
A is better. Has a better view of her whole body and who doesn't like spread legs?

>>17249962

I had a moose destroy my car because the pussy it was chasing was on the other side of the road.

Fuck Alaska.

>>17249944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXpmmJBaqIk

Dog-mermaids are prime bullying material. Especially when they mutter something that vaguely sounds like "I like my poop"

>>17249947
A or B. The whale eye looks off putting. She should be calm and comfortable.
>>17249952
Harkness Test: FAILED

>>17249977

I didn't realize they move so...ungracefully compared to what we normally compare mermaids with. I want to bully. I want to bully them just out of arms reach and take two steps back every time they get closer.

>>17249985
HISS

GRONK

Don't forget the body langauge clause.

>>17249971
I hope the cat got away.

>>17249971
Anyone have the drawing of Moose-chan being genkii and plowing through the snow?

I want to happen upon a Nerdy oni, minotaur, and jinko only to find that they're just strongfat versions of the regular types only with glasses on and an interest in DnD.

>>17249963
Make sure to throw a death glare when a dragon becomes too interested in an anon and starts licking her lips and looking too much at him. It's easy to notice when they have a prey in mind because of the sensual tail movements.

>>17250008
Would do.

It's like herding cats in a way.

Big, muscled, fire breathing cats.

>>17249993
I'm pretty sure it says "do not assume body language means what you think it means" or something to that effect in big bold letters.

>>17250014
>Say my cat's name
>he comes running
>will not leave until forced to do so
And people say herding cats is hard.

>>17249947
A

>>17250102
It says be careful of the ambiguity in it, and only use it as a means of communication when all other methods of communication have failed.

>>17250108
I don't know anon, with dragons things might be different. They might hold it in for a while but at some point she'll just unleash an inferno of pent up lust on her prey.

>>17249911
>his drawings perpetually look like droopy-eyed downs sufferers, like Clannad characters.
This, Barb is fantastic in most cases but anons claiming that the faces look good need their eyes checked.

The sabbath need to up their game and make chicken familiars.

>>17250137
I want to prep that bird for eating!

>>17250145
Lewd.

>>17250149
What can I say?
I would love some big, meaty chicken thighs and breasts.

>>17250145
>>17250167
[Insert GreenTeaNeko Comic Here]

>>17250167
Me too, i'm hungry as hell right now.

>>17249911
>>17250126
>it's the "anime style art sucks" guy again

>>17250137
Reminds mes of taiga

>>17250170
Gonna get some Kielbasa with the family later for my birthday.

Shits delicious.

Would happily trick and tease that bird by getting her nice and plump with spoiling.

>>17250175
That's not what's being said. What's being said is that Barb was forced into adopting a style of drawing that doesn't suit him, and it looks worse for it.
I'm all for anime style art, but it's not the only style that looks good, and there's times where it just looks downright bad, too.

>>17250186
Please don't associate cutest potato with an abusive tsundere.

>>17250200
Silly Anon. Potatoes aren't cute, they are for eating.

>>17250210
I'd eat that one (out) or make creamy potatoe.

>>17250186
Tiny jinkos?

>>17250218
Goddammit! What does one has to do to get decent food around here?

>>17250200
Taiga isn't a tsundere

>>17250241
Stuff a turkey (girl)

>>17250249
>Go out saying i'm hungry
>Monster girls everywhere tell me to eat them
If this happens then who's denser, me or them?

>>17250280
All depends on who initiates the meal.

>>17250287
I did.

>>17250295
Then it would be her.

The person initiating the action is always less dense.

Friendly reminder that if you aren't having sex with your monstergirl daughterus on the regular, you are doing the wrong thing.

>17250345
>Notto disu shite again

Yandere Mommas.

>>17250353
But I don't want a traumatised childhood living in fear of my own mother's actions.

>>17250345
Friendly reminder that if you aren't having sex with every single monster girl while your wife makes dinner, you are doing it wrong.

>>17250353
sexy sexy fangs

>>17250353
I'd fly away with my monster girlfriend before she catches us.

>>17250353
Oh Kloah, you so crazy.

Would you let your waifu keep you in a chastity cage anon?

>>17250453
I hope she does, for some teasing and to show that that area belongs to her.

>>17250453
No.

>>17250453
>chastity cage
A very interesting way of saying house arrest.

Spooky Mansion Strikeforce GO!

>>17250453
Only if I get to keep her in one too.

>>17250353
What is going on there

>>17250461
Hey, there's nothing wrong with your waifu not letting you go outside.

It's for your own safety after all.

>>17250462
What's that girl on the far right? Also nice work form barbu

>>17250453
No, shit's gay.

>>17250474
Looks like a cute, younger Vampire.

>>17250453
Most definitely I would! Chastity play is quite nice whether I'm being kept in it, or I'm keeping my waifu and/or daughteru in it, or if we're doing a family chastity competition to see who can hold out against the other two for the longest. Chastity is a great way to prove that we are all owned by each other, kind of like collars but in a more overt way.

A chastity cage, some latex underwear and a collar with a leash would be my standard 'waifu's pet' outfit as well.

>>17250475
What's gay about your waifu proving she owns you?

>>17250453
Only for some time. A week at max.

>>17250353
I don't speak egyptian. What does it say?

>>17250453
Chastity cages remind me of NTR shit for some reason. No thanks.

>>17250462
Looks nice, Vampire needs more SMUG

>>17250353
One of you weebs needs to tell me what this gook is saying.

>>17250479

>>17250592
Whatever anon.

>>17250620
To be perfectly honest, I don't mind it at all. Sometimes I straight up like it, too.
I'm just foilposting for the heck of it.

>>17250626
Okay then.

Cold, domineering, dismissive vampires who reward you by letting you drink wine from their long legs and be graced to let your face be their seat, worthless thrall.
Becoming an incubus and having the same vampire dreamily sigh when you enter the room and want to please you in every way imaginable, her panties getting wet and little moans escaping her lips just seeing you wink at her.

I want to be controlled by a Pharaoh.

She'll treat me like a dog.

>>17250636
Ruined it with spoiler

>>17250639
I want to treat her like a dog.

>>17250639
Ah yes. "Anon the exotic sexpet" What a wonderful life to live.

>>17250662
So you'd rather stay her insignificant, worthless little lapdog that has to file her nails and tongue bathe her feet while she annoyedly pours wine over your head to humiliate you, telling you you're a pathetic waste of flesh that's lucky to be allowed to even see her let alone run your tongue along her toes?

>>17250636
>Not taking what you want from them right from the start, secure in the knowledge that despite their protests, their bodies can't resist the touch of a man

>>17250353
In the first speech bubble, she's going "Ahu Ahu, ma-a ma-a," with a little heart at the end.
Then "Anoro tsuta-u. Kon na mono so." Then there's some two kanji symbols with a "shi" connecting them, followed by "tsute...."

What does it mean? I have no idea. Also this is coming from someone who's spent literally no time at all studying the language. I just used a hiragana chart.

>>17250674
Yes, being treated as a mere pet is wonderful

Since she treats me like an actual dog. By which I mean petting my head and calling me a good boy.

>>17250639
You'd think she'd have experience with that sort of thing, considering all the anubi she'd keep around.

>>17250679
Come on, surely you want a better life then that.

>>17250676
So a Vampire Cunter. Truly the Chads of the vampire - man - dhampir - incubus cycle.

>>17250675
That sounds pretty great.

>>17250676
>This delusion

How big do you like your dragons?

>>17250687
Sounds like a pretty good life anon. Also means you probably get to fuck her doggy style as a reward sometimes.

>>17250687
Like what?

>>17250698
about 15ft tall with rock hard abs you could grate a potato on

>>17250698
Big enough that I can comfortably sit in her cleavage and laugh while all the dragonless peasants look up at us and despair.

>>17250677
Even though I don't know moon, I can tell that the context of the image relies on Berserkers intense Jocasta Complex.

>>17250636
Mr. Rogers taught me that loving someone is accepting the way that person is.
I would never give MGE vampires the time of day.

I want to sing a duet with my waifu!

>>17250710
>>17250713
>Giantessfags coming out of the woodwork

>>17250698
5ft in height. Smol Dragons, with big personalities.

>>17250722
>This will never be your Onee-san
Why even live?

>>17250725
>Implying we ever left
I'm not exclusively a giantessfag, but I wouldn't turn one down. There are definitely limits on how big I'll go though, and I'll be the first to say most macro fetish art is pure unadulterated shit.

>>17250453
She can keep me in one for the rest of our marriage if she wants. But keep in mind, her version of a chastity cage is her vagina. She'd hate to see some whore steal me away from her, especially that goddamn pharaoh bitch.

>>17250725
>he doesn't want to be a giantess' dildo
Wew lad

>>17250699
>>17250701
You could be in control of your own life rather then a slave.

>>17248393
>Yeti is still too hot in 40F weather
>She wants to take you to a cold spring to cool off
>Yuki-onnas, Glacies, Ice Queens, White Horns, and Yetis frequent the ice baths to keep cool in the summer
>CC Wendigo owner is a nice girl and always accommodating to new visitors
>Yeti has heart pupils and won't take no for an answer

>>17250725
>he cant handle the mightiest of girls
sabbath is that way anon

>>17250743
Yeah, but then I couldn't be a sub for a pharaoh's loving petplay fantasies.

>>17247485
looks more like she would get stuck in that window.

>>17250756
Don't be silly. You're giving up so much just so she can hold your leash.

>>17250778
Anon I'd give everything I own to have that. I'd even give up my understanding of the English language so I can bark for my pharoah mistress.

>>17250698
6'

>>17250725
They're not giants!

They're just big boned!

>>17250698
6'5 or 6'6 a little bet taller me just enough so that i can be the little spoon for once

>>17250778
Well, that's fair. You need to work hard or make sacrifices for good things, after all.
It makes sense that you'd have to give a lot for something as great as a pharaoh hugging you into her bosom, ruffling your hair, and cooing pleasantries into your ear with her Word of God.

>>17250815
So you don't mind being objectified.

>>17250830
If that object just so happens to be a dog, then no, I don't mind it.

What sttongfat waifu do you have?

dont trust lilims they are sluts who sleep with probably thousands of guys

>>17250894
Want to try that again?

>>17250902
You're thinking of the OC ones.

>>17250902
You're retarded.

>>17250902
keep telling yourself that paladin-chan

>>17250902
This Anon is right, Lillims are no good. Why not join the order and spend time with Paladin-chan? She's pure and would never betray you.

>>17250894
None cuz I'm not a fag

>>17250743
>implying I want control of this worthless existence
>implying I don't want to make someone else happy and give my life purpose

>>17250904
no they are turbo nymphos
>>17250916
no you
>>17250925
>>17250926
these anons get it

>>17250904
No Anon hes right. All Lilims are SHIT!

>>17250902
So what if they have? I'd marry her even if she was a 2000 year old lilim who has slept with million guys and had kids. There's something to be said if she felt that you were that best cock she had out of them all.

I want paladin-chan to leave

>>17250950
Lilims are a necessary evil in order to create demon realms and create more monsters

>>17250954
>So what if they have? I'd marry her even if she was a 2000 year old lilim who has slept with million guys
Thats like more than 10 guys a day.

>>17250983
Easily managable when you can warp space and time itself to suit your whims.

>>17250972
>necessary evil
No.

>>17250954
Don't make me say it

>>17251001
why not?

>>17250926
>tfw no Lilim and Paladin-Chan who fight constantly over your v-card

>>17247629
Someone needs to write about the differences in how Manticores and Hellhounds C L A I M a guy. It could be pretty heartwarming to see the small ways a Hellhound makes sure their sub is enjoying being dominated.

I bought Monster Musume vol 3. Why Centorea appear in 2 covers in a row?

>>17251048
>a Hellhound makes sure their sub is enjoying being dominated
[continued laughter]

>>17251064
Because breasts and Saber archetype.

>>17250958
Pally is a nice doctor who helps young jubs

>>17251066
Compared to a Manticore they are.

>Being sadistic, and infinitely lustful, they enjoy aggressively violating human men and milking their spirit energy. Because of their cruel disposition, they purposefully do not deny the fake stories being told in some anti-monster states about “monsters that feast on human flesh,” and they act as if they really do eat humans. Many of them enjoy the look of a man in terror, and how the reaction changes afterward when he is bewildered by pleasure.

Plus their profile has this in it:

>With their excellent sense of smell, they acutely sense the odor of the human men who will end up as their prey, and attack and rape them as soon as they find them without any regard for consent. . . They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else. If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male.

I want a big strong MG to hold me.
I just want to fall asleep in her arms and forget the pain.
Please let the pain end.

>>17251066
>He's too weak to enjoy a strong, powerful hellhound who doesn't mind letting loose in the bedroom and getting wild

Look at him and laugh.

>>17250003
Moose-chan is in a hurry!

>>17251066
One of the two species has the "cruel" personality tag.
I think you can figure out which one.

>>17251072
Pally is fine in a good person.

paladin-chan is a attention whore.

>>17251076
>No Greentext series about Monstergirls who've only been with their husbands for a few weeks
>And realize they went through a fuckton of pain in an awful world.

It would be like getting your Waifu but every sad fic about her is real.

>>17251088
>paladin-chan is an attention whore.
Rude. She just wants what's best for you anon. And what's best for you is to say your prayers three times a day, have dinner ready when she gets home, and father as many sons as her human womb can hold.

>>17251100
That doesn't sound any good.

>>17251100
two things

1. no

2. make me

>>17250755
Gigantes-chan is a good girl, with a big heart! Also, having a Gigantes as a homestay means you get a big house.

>>17251072
I want that frying pan.

>>17251110
>make me
I'd think that you'd have learned by now, but in MGE that is considered a challenge.

>>17251111
>Gigantes as a homestay means you get a big house.

it be like being a mouse in a mansion.
she'd have to carry you everywhere.
you'd just be like one of those small dogs girls carry around with them all the time.

>>17251121
It'd be great, you'd be able to beat all the traffic on the way to work, you can just ride on her shoulder as she strides across the city.