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Find a spider and get inside her.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed) (embed) (embed)

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.17212030

>>17212023
Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.17212031

Maids are not olev.

>> No.17212033
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17212033

no matter what sub says about himself, hes still a good artist

>> No.17212044

>>17212023
I only get inside pudgy spiders, muscled ones, a combination of the previous two, or oppai loli ones.

>> No.17212045

>>17212033
He should just stop feeling bad about it. He needs healing.

>> No.17212054
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>>17212044
This ones pudgy, and she's working on the muscle.

>> No.17212057

>>17212054
isnt that the spider with actual feet?

>> No.17212058

>>17212054
Then I shall help her achieve both for the biggest and comfiest of spiders.

Daughterus will be on the way.

>> No.17212062

>>17212033
He needs a draw fairy to sit on him and give motivational speeches.

>> No.17212071

>>17212033
He self deprecates too much. Just look at how good he is!

>> No.17212096

>>17212033
His tiddies are great, but his girls butts tend to be mediocre on top of having spindly limbs.

>> No.17212097

>>17212044
>No love for averages
I feel like only a handful people like those kinds of girls in these threads.

>> No.17212102
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17212102

is Tohru-chan welcome here?

>> No.17212104

>>17212102
She is a dragon girl, so yes.

>> No.17212105

>>17212102
Not with those bare nips.

>> No.17212109

>>17212097
Average girls are nice because they provide a good starting point to take in whatever direction one chooses.

>> No.17212110

>>17212102
I'd fuck her. Better delete that unless you want a free vactation though.

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>>17212104
>>17212105
>>17212110
mods are busy having fun with her delicious body

>> No.17212124

>>17212109
No, I mean an average girl that starts out like that and ends like that. Just a good normal girl with maybe slight changes over time, but nothing too much.

>> No.17212127

>>17209866
Pretty good for a first story. The Chimera's dialogue just seemed like something out of a movie and not very natural, however.

>> No.17212131

>>17212124
Ah.

I'm too far gone for that sort of thing anymore.

>> No.17212132

>>17212102
>>17212123
Doragon.

>> No.17212134
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>>17212132
D of DORAGON!

>> No.17212136

>>17212102
I'd impregnate the yuri out of her

>> No.17212141

>>17212136
Best fetish.

>> No.17212143

>>17212136
I want to say that it was answered by the artist that, if Kobayashi was a guy, then our DORAGON would be trying to jump his bones.

It's more the person, less the sex of said person.

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17212149

>>17212102
No, this is strictly a harmony dragon zone.

>> No.17212150

>>17212143
She's Kobayashisexual.

>> No.17212153
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17212153

THERE IS NOTHING TO GRAB

>> No.17212155

>>17212131
You're not the only one.

>> No.17212159

>>17212153
There's a chain.

>> No.17212162

>>17212153
Hug her.

>> No.17212165

>>17212143
Anon it was mostly a joke

>> No.17212166

>>17212150
Pretty much.

>>17212155
Mamomana is a hell of a drug and any girl I got would be in for strange times.

>> No.17212167

>>17212143
If Kobayashi was a man she would seduce him to sex, even if he planned not to have it with her.

>> No.17212169

>>17212149
Is that a condom on her desk?

Lewd doragon

>> No.17212168

>>17212153
She's got long hair and head wings and a chain leash too, I'd say there's plenty.

You could even go for her hand if you're a degenerate like that.

>> No.17212171

>>17212159
Now the question is why she wears one?

>>17212162
Hugging doesnt make daugherus anon

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>>17212169
You're commenting on that and not the box of Fucky? Silly anon.

>> No.17212176

>>17212168
>Pulling long hair
Sounds abit mean

>Head wings
They must be sensitive,she would hate it

>Chain leash
I guess she is masochist? or its those fancy power level restriction chains

>her hand
Perfect

>> No.17212181

>>17212171
Hug while sexing.

>> No.17212195

>>17212174
>>17212149
more

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https://pastebin.com/HDyUSHsd

>> No.17212214

>>17212198
delet

>> No.17212224

>Artist opens up for commissions
>Send them what I wanted
>"Alright, I'll send you a sketch at some point"
>Figured that the artist only focused on one commission at a time
>That was like a month ago
>Slight_worry.jpeg

>> No.17212231

>>17212224
I already told you to calm down.

>> No.17212234
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>>17212198
lolwat
Why did you actually delet?

>> No.17212249

>>17212234
Krakens are the best onee-san. You can't argue this.

>> No.17212252

>>17212231
How can he calm down, the artist clearly died. Probably hit by a truck and saving a magical world while building a harem of battle vixens. Question is, would he have a power useless in combat, or OP in combat?

>> No.17212260

>>17212123
>>17212102
Does anyone know the artist for this?

>> No.17212262

>>17212252
Oh he probably has the stat screen power. He'll be fine.

>> No.17212264

>>17212260
Are for fucking real? Never heard of iqdb?

>> No.17212270

>>17212264
is that the artist's name?

>> No.17212273
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>> No.17212276

>>17212224
Relax anon, these things happen. Waiting multiple months isn't rare with artists that have busy queues or hectic work schedules.

>> No.17212278
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Snek eggs!

>> No.17212281

>>17212262
That is a good one, a bit standard but reliable.

>> No.17212288

I'm in Kyoto, went to the huge shrine, Fushimi Inari-taisha, donated, rung the bell, and prayed; still no fox waifu.

What do I do. This was supposed to work.

>> No.17212289

>>17212224
Artists do that sometimes anon, it's frustrating but it happens. If it's really been that long I'd say it'd be fine if you contacted them again though.

>> No.17212291

>>17212278
Do we have any stories about egg maintenance other than the one He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named wrote?

>> No.17212293

>>17212288
Run into an intersection with toast in your mouth.

>> No.17212297

>>17212270
Dammit Wurmborn.

>> No.17212301

>>17212297
You're mean

>> No.17212302

What you guys think of the monster musume dub?

>> No.17212307

>>17212302
You've got to be kidding me. This exists?

>> No.17212311

>>17212302
Damn it, I'd forgotten all about it after awaking up but now I can hear those voices again. Make it stop.

>> No.17212314

>>17212311
Is it as good as Bible Black?

>> No.17212317

>>17212311
I have not heard it
What's it like ?

>> No.17212320

>>17212314
>>17212317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI2_3OgCxso

>> No.17212321

>>17212320
I'm going to have to get drunk for this

>> No.17212328

>>17212302
Some of the voices are meh but the one for Papi is the worse

>> No.17212331

>>17212328
I think it's because things don't sound ridiculous when heard in a foreign language in lue of your own

>> No.17212336
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17212336

Two new commissions finished recently!

This one's by Chorororo: https://my.mixtape.moe/oefonk.jpg

>> No.17212337

>>17212302
>Sentai Filmworks
Guaranteed trash. NYAV Posts Gundam dubs are among the few good dubs out there, with the exceptions of a few dubbed weeb games.

>> No.17212340

>>17212336
That dork has a big schnozz.

>> No.17212344

>>17212336
A cute!

>> No.17212346

>>17212340
Oy vey
>>17212320
>Papi's voice
I cringed hard

>> No.17212348

>>17212331
The bigger problem is that anime voice acting in america is a joke and there's basically no talent in it as a result, in Japan voice acting is well paid, so much so that top level voice actors are by far the most well paid people involved in the product.
That combined with trying to mimic the Japanese voices too much is a recipe for disaster.

>> No.17212350

>>17212320
I did not even know this existed. I don't know what to think about this.

>Miia
Sounds like an old lady. 6/10
>Papi
She sounds way to old. And she doesn't sounds cute at all. 2/10
>Centorea
More or less what I expected. It's good. 7/10
>Rachnera
Does a good job. I like it. 9/10
>Suu
Suu speaking just feels weird to begin with. 5/10
>Meroune
Descent. Not bad not amazing. 6/10
>Ms. Smith
Fitting of a succubus. 8/10

>> No.17212357

I detest monster girls.

>> No.17212364

>>17212357
I want Beelzebub eggs in every paladin-chan's butt.

>> No.17212368

>>17212357
Why

>> No.17212375

>>17212357
A night in the matango pit will solve that problem, or maybe a lifetime, who knows.

>> No.17212378
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https://pastebin.com/HDyUSHsd

Sorry about earlier, and sorry I know its super short

>> No.17212380

>>17212378
Wait, what's being apologized about?

>> No.17212384

>>17212350
Wasn't cerea's by the same va that did 2B

>> No.17212385

>>17212378
Don't worry about it.
>>17212380
He deleted the first post, probably to fix some stuff.

>> No.17212387

>>17212348
Nah
No amount of money makes high pitched voices like papi sound good in English

>> No.17212398

>>17212387
I mean, it's not like they're good in Japanese either.
Squeakers need to die.

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>>17212320
Delet
And this time I'm serious

>> No.17212418
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17212418

Elves should be bred for desirable bodies, not intellect.

>> No.17212420

>>17212418
I just want a bunch of strongfat elf maidos, partly because of the novelty, partly because it would mortify them, and partly because I'm a horrific deviant.

>> No.17212426

>>17212398
It's good cause it's not in my native tongue and thus there's enough of a disconnect not to take it seriously

>> No.17212435

>>17212418
So, bimbo Elves?

>> No.17212438

>>17212435
Precissimo!

>> No.17212440

>>17212302
>dub
Disgusting

>> No.17212442

>>17212378
I'm way too lazy to act as a proofreader but on line 7
>both your's and Haruko's
shouldn't that be "both your and Haruko's"?

>> No.17212444

>>17212418
Isn't that how cattle are bred? Are you suggesting elf cows?

>> No.17212457
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>>17212426
Nah, they are just shit. English is not my native and english squeals are shit
Japs are good though

>> No.17212459

>>17212320
that was awful

>> No.17212467

>>17212442
Yeah sorry anon i'll fix that. Thank you.

>> No.17212469

>>17212457
>English is not my native
Hey hue?

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>>17212467
Don't apologize, you'll make me feel like a jerk.

>> No.17212488

>>17212469
Is hueland filled with big booty kakuens?

>> No.17212501
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17212501

>>17212418
Elves should have romantic marriages, and not only lust! They're intelligent and proud girls and should be loved accordingly!

>> No.17212503

>>17212469
No

>> No.17212516

>>17212357
Doubled.

>> No.17212524

>>17212501
FLAT

>> No.17212533
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17212533

Soft Onis are also olev

>> No.17212539

>>17212533
I dont wanna be on the receiving end of a horny oni mating day

sounds painful

>> No.17212547

>>17212533
I want a soft oni!
The softest and the biggest!

>> No.17212561

>>17212539
Hopefully you're an incubus by then and can keep up.

>> No.17212563

>>17212387
Agreed, onis with womanly bodies are by far the best for me. They don't need to look strong to have absurd physical strength.

>> No.17212574

>>17212457
What kind of creature is that?

>> No.17212608

Today I will unleash a new horror upon the world!

I'll create a big, tall, and hugely muscled familiar!

None will resister her!

>> No.17212613

>>17212608
Stop before it's too late!

>> No.17212616

Friendly reminder to make sure you're taking your monstergirl daughterus to a real pediatrician and not a pedoatrician, those are very different things and one can never be too careful.

>> No.17212617

>>17212613
Never!
I have unleashed her upon the world to find herself a husband and continue the species!

Big and muscled idols will soon be a reality!

>> No.17212621

>>17212617
What will you do when people end up turning them soft?

>> No.17212628

>>17212621
Well, I have the information to make more if needed.

And there is nothing wrong with seeing big and soft familiars out in the world.

Just makes them even more cuddly.

This only counts if they are happy.

>> No.17212630

>>17212628
Of course.
An unhappy familiar is basically a war crime.

>> No.17212633

i want to have a platonic relationship with a lilim that doesn't involve any nasty lewdness

>> No.17212638

>>17212630
That it should be.

Besides, a little baby weight never hurt anyone.

>> No.17212639

>>17212633
No problem, so long as you are okay with her being married to someone else.

>> No.17212641

>>17212639
She'll be married to the concept of NEVER GIVING UP

>> No.17212646

>>17212234
>Kraken sorceress with clones made out of her ink
That's creative as fuck, this artist is based

>>17212320
This is the kind of shit that makes me want to pick up Japanese so I can imagine that my waifu has a cute Jap voice rather than a godawful english one

>> No.17212647

>>17212641
I said someone, not something.
It was a nice attempt, though.

>> No.17212650

>>17212647
It can be people if it wants to, don't be nonpeoplephobic.

>> No.17212654

Is it weird to get headpats from monster girls instead of the other way around?

>> No.17212660

>>17212654
Depends on the girl, I suppose.

Compare being headpatted by a Titania to being headpatted by a Bapho or Alice

>> No.17212662

>>17212660
Alice headpats sound adorable.

>> No.17212675

>>17212662
Would be cute, even if its one of those weird onee-sized alices.

>> No.17212680
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17212680

Lets discuss Mummies, a highly underdiscussed Undead species. For instance, do these lovely ladies have thicc 7ft. variants among their species?

>> No.17212687

>>17212680
i'd love to see thicc mummy.

>> No.17212689

>>17212680
A little boy named Presley found a secret out this year.

(Also, I figure they all look unnaturally thin because their organs got scooped out, so you could probably find one that's 7ft. but they'd look like a hungry skeleton.)

>> No.17212692

How would you deal with sad, angry daughterus?

>> No.17212697

>>17212273
Yes please.

>> No.17212703

>>17212234
Inkvalia, Onee-witch extraordinaire!
She impresses her otouto with fantastic fantasies and amazing magics!
Shes also secretly an unhinged Yandere that scares off other Monstergirls within a ten mile radius. No one is touching her otouto but her. No one. NO ONE.

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>>17212680
Mummies? More like Dummies!

>> No.17212709

>>17212680
Mummies come in all shapes and sizes
I personally want one that's 2 feet shorter than me so I can pick her up and start licking her cracks until she becomes an ahegaoing mess

>> No.17212710

>>17212249
I agree wholeheartedly. But I'm biased as that's exactly the description of my waifu.
A Kraken onee that's better than all the rest!

>> No.17212714

>>17212680
Mummy mommies

>> No.17212723

>>17212680
>thick mummies
I wouldn't mind them.

I'd even help mummies attain the appropriate level of thickness and then push them a little farther so they can be teased and have more meat pushing from their ill-prepared bandages.

>> No.17212725

>>17212680
>>17212714
Loli mummy cunny.

>> No.17212731

>>17212723
Do NOT pinch a chubby mummy's tubby tummy! This is a rule!

>> No.17212741

>>17212731
You can't stop me!

I'm going to line them up once they're big enough and, one by one, squeeze the pudge!

Gonna fondle, pinch, and grope it while the rest watch!

>> No.17212749

>>17212725
Giving cummies to a mummy while you rub and pat her tummy!

>> No.17212766

>>17212641
>NEVER GIVING UP
[Lose all hope]

Shes not shit.

>> No.17212782

>>17212639
Remember kids, if you don't love her romatically someone else will. Do not be upset.

>> No.17212793

>>17212714
I like this idea.

>> No.17212804

I just dyed my hair blue, what MG would like that style?

>> No.17212810

>>17212804
Get a load of this faggot.

>> No.17212812

>>17212804
>Being this much of a faggot

>> No.17212813

>>17212804
No but she would encourage you to pick up the pace.

>> No.17212815

>>17212804
None, dyed hair is for degenerates.

>> No.17212816

>>17212804
MG's don't like alps, anon.

>> No.17212820

>>17212804
You're pretty fucking stupid man.

>> No.17212821

>>17212804
A hedgehog girl

>> No.17212822

>>17212804
Why though?

>> No.17212823

>>17212804
Thunderbird

>> No.17212834

>>17212804
Are you that guy from Hell's Kitchen?

>> No.17212864

>>17212804
Are you that guy who can't stop talking about punk rock and Hellhounds?
The same guy who made that terribly autistic story about how you met your waifu in a real setting?
If so, you need to kill yourself. And do this entire world a favor you dumpster fire of human waste.

>> No.17212892

What is the best prank to use cursed treasure for and why is it making a tall, muscled dragon into an oppai loli?

>> No.17212900

>>17212804
The one with a tumblr blog

>> No.17212906

>>17212864
'S a bit extreme

>> No.17212911

>>17212900
Lizardman?

>> No.17212925

>>17212418
>not wanting both desirable body and intellect, so she knows the intellect is useless in bed and willingly submits her body to the course of nature

>> No.17212928
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>>17212911

M'lord

>> No.17212929

>>17212864
>dumpster fire of human waste
[insert your most hated board]

>> No.17212938

>>17212418
That ass moves mountains

>> No.17212986

How the FUCK would kitsune tails connect to the spine, how would they connect period?
Would they splinter off a main tail?
Or all come from the same point?
This keeps me up at night bros.

>> No.17212993

>>17212986
The first tail is the usual extension of the spine. Additional tails grow anchored on the pelvis adjacent to the original tailbone, but are not directly connected to the spine.

>> No.17213044

>>17212418
But anon, what if she's both smart and built for breeding?

>> No.17213052

>>17212892
>give a cursed sword to paladin-chan
>watch the hilarity that ensues when the sword starts talking to her and she thinks she's going crazy

>> No.17213055

>>17212418
I fucking hate elves, I despise them with a fiery passion and I just want them removed from MGs altogether. Because they're the one species that I just want to fucking breed until she's absolutely packed full of my daughterus and then we can live a happy life together.

Just fucking look at that defenseless elf, I want, no, need to breed her.

>> No.17213059

>>17213044
She gets fed to the sarlaac

>> No.17213060

>>17213044
You'd have a point, if it weren't for the fact that all of elf society was built in an effort to tempt human men into raping them. By very definition it doesn't matter how smart she was, once you've bred her, she'll be a mindless housewife who has abandoned any form of nobility or superiority. We make fun of dragons for being mere female lizards, but elves are so much better at it than them.

>> No.17213070

>>17213052
>I'm not crazy! YOU'RE crazy! My sword is the sword of righteousness! We are one!
>"Yes, you literally are. I think your sword is fusing with you!"
>Did you say something HERETIC?

>> No.17213071

>>17212418
>tfw no elf to pump full of holstaur milk and just cuddle forever while whispering sweet nothings into each other's ears.

>> No.17213072

>>17212680
The wrapping on mummies could make for some very sexy characters.

>> No.17213091

>>17213071
Imagine her squirming and stifling little adorable moans as you blow on her ears, or the way her thick thighs rub together and press her hips against you a little tighter. And whenever you make a move that could be perceived as you leaving the bed, she whimpers an drew pulls you a little bit to keep you, then kisses your neck and clavicle to give you reason to stay.
Elves live a very long time, after all. You'd have plenty of time. Plenty of time. Don't leave...

>> No.17213121

>>17213070
Yes. I would love to be the young priest that is the object of both of their affections.

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>>17213072
>Big bootied Mummy using her wrappings as pseudo-lingerie that's tight against her already sensitive skin
>Shortstack Mummy using her wrappings to create underboob and posterior cleavage, which causes her to perpetually leak pussy juices due to how tight they are
>Tall milkmaid Mummy using her wrappings in a vain effort to absorb the already large amount of milk she produces
>Pear-shaped Mummy using her wrappings to form sideskirts and thin sarashi
Mummies may be slow and dimwitted, but they're going to subconsciously know how to appeal to a mans urges.

>> No.17213127

>>17213055
This is autistic.

>> No.17213129

>>17213091
>tfw no slothful yandere Elf waifu who just wants to cuddle with you forever and ever

>> No.17213139

>>17213127
Anon. We're all a little autistic here.

>> No.17213145
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>>17213091
>elves are actually sloth demons in disguise
Can nothing escape that plush hell?

>> No.17213146

I want to flirt with an 800 year old Kitsune while knowing full well how old she is but pretending that I don't.

>> No.17213147

>>17213139
No I'm not you faggot.

>> No.17213150

>>17213121
Would be nice, even if she still claims that she's still a pure tool of humanity.

>>17213124
The greatest.
Although I would be shooting for the pudgy mummy and the muscle mummy in addition to the rest.

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Fatpires

>> No.17213169

>>17213156
But that's not fat.
That's anything BUT fat.

Only thing there that's fat is that ass of hers.

>> No.17213178

>>17213156
I would love to take my Vampire waifu to the beaches in the undead kingdom. It would be perpetual night on the little cove we claimed for ourselves. And she's wearing her special micro sling bikini that she wore when we had daughteru #2.

>> No.17213187

>>17213178
Would she look as beautiful on that moonlit beach as the day she married you?

>> No.17213188

>>17212929
>>>/po/

>> No.17213246

>>17213188
What do you have against origami? Only big paw girls hate it because they don't have the dexterity

>> No.17213249

>>17213147
Actually you may be significantly more autistic than he is.

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Can vampires get impregnated via bloodsucking?

>> No.17213263

>>17213070
>>17213052

>SHUT UP GHOST NAPPA

>> No.17213265

>>17213246
>jinko doing origami and getting frustrated
hnnnnggg

>> No.17213269

>>17213256
No, but they get hornier the more they suck their slave/husband's blood and that can lead to wild sex in a reverse mating press with deep kissing.

>> No.17213274

>>17213265
>What is it?
>"A bush"
>jinko just has a crumpled piece of paper in her hands.

>> No.17213283

>>17213256

This sounds like something an autistic prepubescent MG would type into Yahoo Answers.

All that's missing is "plz respond" and "serious question"

>> No.17213292

>>17213256
No that's a rumor spread by mother Vampires so their daughters won't quench their thirst on lowly commoners
Vamp Mosquitos actually believe it though

>> No.17213297

>>17213292
What if a daughter Vampire likes a lowly commoner?

>> No.17213311

>>17213269
>You'll never carry out a master plan that involves goading a Vampire into nearly exsanguinating you in order to render her unable to deny her womanly instincts

>> No.17213322

>>17213292
it's true but worded incorrectly. it should say: bloodsucking leads to impregnation

>> No.17213324

>>17213297
Then nothing her mother can do can stop her.

>>17213311
So would she break away from you and immediately give you a kiss that pumps your body full of demonic energy as she strokes your dick to get it hard?
Are you going to have to hold on to that fat vampire ass for dear life?

>> No.17213330

>>17213297
Well, he can teach him how to be a proper butler and reward him with occasional bloodsucking until he reaches a status deserving of a Vampire's affection

>> No.17213340

>>17213330
But being a butler sucks.

>> No.17213344

>>17213340
But getting sucked while being a butler is amazing.

>> No.17213349

>>17213324
YES!

>> No.17213350

>>17213344
I don't know, that kind of life sounds incredibly boring.

>> No.17213365

>>17212418
Elves are life. LIFE

>> No.17213372

>>17213340
A Vampire wouldn't work you to death
Depending on her personality she would ask you for you to entertain in various ways from listening to her old stories to licking wine off her feet
Then there is trivial stuff like making sure her coffin is comfy, keeping the spider webs in check, feeding the Ghouls, etc...

>> No.17213374

>>17213044
>both smart and built for breeding
That's better than dumb and sexy, if she's smart too that's just a sign she's high quality breeding material. And it's a good dynamic too, either she's the ">tfw too intelligent for base carnal desires"-type which means fun with light mindbreak, or that she knows a man has needs and submits to the fate of being an undignified cockslave when they need sating.

Come to think of it, probably all the MGs I like are high intelligence, or both high intelligence and high powerlevel.

>> No.17213375

>>17213372
>Keeping spiderwebs in check

???

>> No.17213377

>>17213256
how is babby formed

>> No.17213382

>>17213375
Can't let those spider girls get too comfy.

>> No.17213396

>>17213375
With the average size of a Vampire castle you're bound to have a bunch of spider webs around, you'll have to trim them so that your beloved mistress doesn't have to fear walking into one

>> No.17213401

>>17213350
>Not asking you vampire mistress if she wants milk in her tea
>Not whipping it out next to her face
>Not having her stroke you slowly with a silk glove and kiss your head till you cum in her cup
>Not watching her drink EVERY LAST DROP

You're missing out

>> No.17213417

>>17213401
Don't think I am, I'd rather have a Vampire that enjoys the commoner life.

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Sensitve skin

>> No.17213425

>>17213419
I want to tickle torture a Mummy loli.

>> No.17213434

>>17213401
I thought cock milk tea was a delicacy only consumed in Wonderland

>>17213419
I'm going to escape the starving Sandwurms, defeat the murderous Girtablilus and solve the Sphinx's riddles not to steal the Pharaoh's treasure or to marry an Anubis, but instead to lick a Mummy's sensitive skin and bring her back to my home for more intensive molestation

>> No.17213436

>>17213401
Eh.

I'd rather get a milky vampire so she can have her own milk in her tea.

That way she'd know it was high quality.

>> No.17213445

>>17213419
What's a mummy anyway if you take off the wrappings? Their own mummy-type of undead without bandages, a zombie, somekind of a lesser version of whatever undead type pharaohs are, something else? Do mummies have an upgrade like some of the other undead races?

>> No.17213464

>>17213340
No it doesn't, it's the best

>> No.17213473

>>17213464
In your opinion.

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mommycore best manitocre

>> No.17213484

>>17213481
Where's her tail going?

>> No.17213498

>>17213481
Anon, enjoy your vacation

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>He doesn't want to be her butler

>> No.17213502

>>17213481
inb4 vacation

>> No.17213504

>>17213481
That doesn't look like the Slutticore Buck draws.

>> No.17213506

>>17213501
I want to rule, not be ruled

>> No.17213510

>>17213445
Basically desert zombies.

>> No.17213514

>>17213445
>>17213510
Desert Zombies with sensitive skin and stylish "cracks" along their skin. Pharaohs are pretty much enhanced Mummies.

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>>17213506
And she wants a bigger chest, not everyone gets what they want.

>> No.17213522

>>17213516
That's what holst milk is for.

Just keep giving it to her until she has the chest size you want.

>> No.17213537

>>17213522
Holst milk is only for hopeless low class girls
I'm sure monster girls laugh at girls who got bigger chests from anything other than thorough dicking from their husband

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Sugoi sugoi!
Friends in steam now!
http://store.steampowered.com/app/653320/Kemono_Friends/

>> No.17213542

>>17213537
That's why she needs the EXTRA THICK holst milk.

That shit is expensive, high class, and works faster.

>> No.17213548

>>17213540
Why would I buy anime on steam

>> No.17213552

>>17213540
What the fuck is this trash?

>> No.17213556

>>17213540
If I give them money will they give a 2d ova of shoebill working in a soapland store?

>> No.17213557

>>17213540
>buying anime on steam

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How about a old school wizard snake?

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We need stories about umi osho and kappa

>> No.17213579

>>17213540
Why should I spend my hard earned cash on a shitty 3d anime? Especially when I can find it for free online.

>>17213558
Ah yes, hello one half of my sexual awakening to monstergirls.

>> No.17213580

>>17213540
>buying anime
You're worse than that degenerate with the blue hair.

>> No.17213583

>>17213542
Fair point.
Go dominate a mouse or something, you deserved it

>>17213558
>Thin
>Wasp waist
This look would have been appreciated 2 decades ago, but nowadays she needs more meat on herself if she wants to attract a man

>> No.17213604

>>17213583
>Go dominate a mouse
I'd go for something I like, like a succubus thats into that sort of thing.

>> No.17213614

>>17213558
>somebody actually played breath of fire 2
A man of taste, shame about 5 and 6

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>>17213558
Breath of fire has some top tier girls.

>> No.17213653

>>17213540
but why?

>> No.17213671

>>17213501
>>17213506
Is to rap not to rule?

>> No.17213675

>>17213653
Because it's popular and they want to cash in on it

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>>17213675
They are like 30 new anime in steam, not only friends. Dragon maids, gabriel dropout, even illya

>> No.17213704

>>17213700
Is Academia on there?

>> No.17213711

>>17213671
>you will never rap competetively with street thug monster girls
> you will never become known as the legendary " Long Dick Style " rapper of the monster ghetto
> you will never escape the trap

>> No.17213713

>>17213700
>illya
>there is now borderline loli hentai on steam

>> No.17213717

>>17213700
>gyaru lolis with heart pupils
How'd you find out my weakness?

>> No.17213722

>>17213713
Sexual content is now a tag.

>> No.17213729

>>17213722
Gabe knows where the money is I guess.
Although now I want a baphomet version of Kuro. That girl is way too lewd.

>> No.17213732

>>17213711
Now I wanna see a group of "thug" monstergirls.
No. I'm not imagining them gang raping me as 'initiation' into their gang. [\spoiler]
That's just weird. Why would you even bring that up?

>> No.17213737

>>17213574
True

>> No.17213742

>>17213711
>Ghetto monstergirls
New fetish acquired.

>> No.17213763

>>17213742
>>17213732
Compton ghetto or Bronx ghetto?
Or chav Londoner ghetto?

>> No.17213773

>>17213574
> Galapagos Osho is big
> I mean BIG
> older then most inaris, knew Om when he was a whelp
> easygoing

> snapping osho is MEAN
> constantly trying to bite you
> claims she won't let go until you cut off her head

> box osho is SURPRISINGLY FAST
> live in woods
> hear crashing sound, think it's a bear
> not a Grizzly girl, an actual bear
> begin to hide
> osho freezes in place when she sees you
> turn your back
> she rockets past you, running at a speed you wouldn't expect out of a turtle

>> No.17213775

>>17213742
I still prefer mah big swamper gator gurl from before
Shit was hot

>> No.17213786

>>17213732
What flavor of thug girl you want? Depending on your location it could be a gang of /fit/ brooklyn Wolfus, it could be a big booty catgirl gang lead by a Cheshire Chav, it could even be a gang of paizuri obsessed shortstacks and oppai lolis.

>> No.17213792

>>17213775
So you want a big thicc Cajun Lizardman with rough scales and slit eyes to hip check you onto the bed so she can give you the most mindblowing ride you've ever had?

>> No.17213798

>>17213792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g

>> No.17213880

>>17213722
Everyon knew Steam would eventually turn to accepting full-blown adult content eventually.
Give it a year or two and we'll start to see softcore porn visual novels on the market.

>> No.17213894

>>17213880
There's already a visual novel with a sex scene on steam that made it past the censors. It shows nipples but doesn't show their lower parts.

>> No.17213906

>>17213894
For reference.
https://s.vndb.org/sf/85/43985.jpg
https://s.vndb.org/sf/82/43982.jpg

>> No.17213907

>>17213798
He could pleasure the biggest, the meanest Gator Girl and use just one hand.

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>>17212804
It's amusing to me how triggered people get over colored hair, yet I bet the same people don't give a shit about piercings or tattoos.

>> No.17213917

>>17213763
[Spoiler]chicago[/spoiler]

>> No.17213925

>>17213910
I can't speak for others, but I most certainly give a shit.

>> No.17213928

>>17213792
Yer darn right.
Facesitting is a must. And lots of spanking and slapping back and forth.

>> No.17213942

>>17213910
Dyed hair, piercings, and tattoos are all fine if done in tastefully and in moderation. People with bright red hair, face tattoos, and three lip piercings are just sick degenerates though.

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>>17213925
I just don't see the fuss. I can understand not finding it attractive, but to say it's "wrong" is bizarre to me.

>> No.17213946

>>17213910
Not to mention the fact that half of their waifus have colored hair as well.

>> No.17213951

>>17213943
I see it as that colored hair is outright replacing something of theirs, instead of accenting it like tasteful piercings/tattoos can.

>> No.17213955

>>17213910
Go back to tumblr you turbo faggot.

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>>17213910

Tattoos and piercings are my two biggest turn offs.

Besides, oddly coloured hair shouldn't mean much considering that in 2D worlds any hair colour can be a natural hair colour.

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>>17213910
t. Someone with died hair, lip piercings, and those weird ear-hole things

>>17213946
99% of things in anime should never be replicated in real life. Or are you the kind of guy who thinks he's a ninja because he runs with his arms behind him?

All of you deserved to be bullied mercilessly. We need more Monster Girl bullies in the world.

>> No.17213963

>>17213792
Luckily, if you encounter a gang of mean Gator Girls, they'll probably be too lazy to chase you. Though they can move surprisingly fast over a short distance or through water.

If they grab you, they'll do a 'love roll' where they grab your hand and spin like they're dancing with you.

>> No.17213965

>>17213946
I have taste, but thanks.

>> No.17213970

>>17213910
Have fun with prospective employers.

>> No.17213974

>>17213946
You're comparing 3D to 2D.

>> No.17213975

>>17213963
I want to stumble across a gang of lazy sunbathing thick gator girls and promptly get told to fuck off!
And I will- right after spanking each one of them and running off at full speed!

>> No.17213977

>>17213962
>t. Someone with died hair, lip piercings, and those weird ear-hole things
Nah. I don't have enough hair for it to be dyed (not that I want to), no piercings, and no gauges (which I agree look fucking gross).
I just think it's a petty thing to get triggered over.

>We need more Monster Girl bullies in the world.
Can it be sexual bullying?

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>>17213962
>tfw the Apophis who bullied you as a kid is now your boss at work.

>> No.17213993

>>17213984
Time to put those jaw muscles to work

>> No.17213996

>>17213975
>"Take a hike, city boy!"
>"Yeah, beat it!"
>SMACK
>"HAAAHN?! You have a deathwish, boy?!"

>> No.17213997

>>17213984

What colour is grapesnek blood?

>> No.17214017

>>17213996
Time to taunt and goad them further and tell them it's pretty lame how they let a city boy out run em!

>> No.17214046

>>17212071
Alot of artists self deprecate in order to seek validation that what they're doing is worth it if they don't do it for fun.

But then you have writefaggots with little to no skill outside of attention faggotry who also do it (See: AlpAnon, Shoggocks, Bob) and then act like the stereotypical /pol/ nigger when you don't enable them.

>> No.17214079

>>17214017
They'll chase you as far as their big jiggling Gator butts will allow, all that pudge slowing them down.

But make sure they don't bump into you at the local bar, where they can corner and overpower you.

>> No.17214087 [DELETED] 

>>17212097
>>17212224
>>17212646
>>17212812
>>17212925
>>17213052
>>17213070
>>17213124
>>17213071
>>17213129
>>17213145
>>17213263
>>17213274
>>17213311
>>17213401
>>17213501
>>17213557
>>17213711
>>17213717
>>17213713
>>17213773
>>17213984
>>17213996

Who are you quoting?

>> No.17214096

>>17213996
I desire facesitting.

>> No.17214098

>>17213910
Dyed hair, piercings and tattoos are all degeneracy though. I know that /pol/fags spam that word about everything, but in this case there really isn't anything else that describes it better.

>>17213946
2D with a naturally exotic hair color =/= 3D with warning coloration

>> No.17214100

>>17214087
You have a lot of time on your hands.

>> No.17214107

>>17214087
Are you still butthurt that we're here? It's been three years already get the fuck over it.

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>>17214087
What?

>>17214098
I don't really get how having any of those things makes you a lesser person, less attractive sure, depending on personal tastes, but subhuman? I don't really see it.

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How long must we wait for the next page of nacho rape?

>> No.17214123

>>17214120
Soon. My dad works for a Nacho.

>> No.17214139

>>17214046
in the case of sub, i don't even think it's so much him seeking validation as it is him placing unreasonably high expectations on himself

the git gud has started to eat away at him

>> No.17214141

>>17214120
>>17214123
Chaos Spiders are bad.

>> No.17214147

>>17214120
>People unironically liking Atlach-Nacha
Since fucking when

>> No.17214152

>>17214147
There's at least one very dedicated nacho lover here.

>> No.17214153

>>17214120
>Lolis with a huge body
What the fuck

>> No.17214160

>>17214123
I'm trusting you anon.
>>17214147
You been living under a rock? There's at least 2-3 people who like them.

>> No.17214165

>>17214160
Name fucking one, nerd

>> No.17214168

>>17214120
We got a page of irrumatio, now we need a page of her getting fucked from behind while he pulls on her hair
Getting abused by a chaos spider is great, so is abusing her

>>17214152
I'd say at least 3, my bet would be 4

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>When an artificial soul loves you so much they carve your name into their shoulder

>> No.17214174

>>17214079
Oh, but I want them to. I wanna feel that fear and sexual rush of not knowing what'll happen when they drag me back to their truck.
>>17214096
My fucking man.

>> No.17214176

>>17214165
>name
>In an anonymous site
Not him, but it seems she does get quite some love.

>> No.17214183

>>17214165
Stick around in burger late hours/europoor mornings and bring them up, there's been a fair bit of positive discussion during those times.
>>17214168
>We got a page of irrumatio, now we need a page of her getting fucked from behind while he pulls on her hair
Yes please.

>> No.17214217

>>17214174
>Anon gets Kabedoned in a bar by three strongfat gator girls.

Anon, your pelvis won't last.

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17214229

what monsters would you want to tech human things to

>> No.17214240

>>17214217
I don't plan it it doing so.
I'll go down groping, squeezing, kneading, and slapping though! And my southern region will definitely 'rise' again!

>> No.17214243

>>17214168
Literally no writefaggots like them

>> No.17214244

>>17214170
>"My energy distributor pumps hard whenever I see Anon."
>"I want him to give me orders."
>She proceed to carve his name on her shoulder
Artificial monster girls deserve a special kind of love.

>> No.17214251

>>17214170
Super cutiepie.
Would stoically give her everything she wants.

>> No.17214267

>>17214170
>"Anon, I may be artificial, however, my love for you is not."

>> No.17214268

>>17214240
Then shoot for impregnation, Anon.

Because those girls won't be gentle on you, even if you wake up beneath a pile of them.

>> No.17214273

>>17214229
Any of them, there would be a lot to teach.

>> No.17214294

>>17214268
Oh, they're getting impregnated alright. And as payback they're gonna make me rub coco butter on their gravid pregnant tummies while pampering them and their every wish.

>> No.17214302

>>17214294
Are you sure that's payback?

Because it doesn't seem like it.

If anything, they'll just make sure you're giving them barbaque, the D, and maybe some cuddling at the end of the day when the sun's setting.

>> No.17214308

>>17214302
And that's how I'll want to end each day.
All three of my ladies pregnant, full on BBQ ribs, and snoring on top of me passed out from some big, romping sex, their hands still groping and squeezing me as they drool on my face and torso, tits and ass squashed against me. That's what I call worth it.

>> No.17214312

>>17214267
How does a golem react when you tell her she's beautiful and you love her and want her to be your lover?

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Be careful while exploring forests

>> No.17214319

>>17214229
None of them. They're monsters dammit.
If anything, I'd be sitting in on the monster classes.

>> No.17214324

>>17214243
>judging a girl's popularity on writefags
It's not like we have many left to start with.

>> No.17214325

>>17213997
I don't think it'd be much different from human blood. Red when oxidized but maybe instead of it being blue when it isn't oxidized, it's purple or a bluish purple.

>> No.17214330

>Check thread
>something about hair colour

W-What's going on?

>> No.17214336

>>17214316
Big

>> No.17214337

>>17214243
Anon that is not true. I'm a writefag and I love nachos.

Infact I'm thinking about doing a story on her one day. One about a Nacho who lives in an abandoned mansion in the mountains.

>> No.17214338

>>17214324
You're right, we should instead judge by how much art there is.

Gazer is the most popular monstergirl

>> No.17214339

>>17214330
All you need to know is that grape snek has the best hair.

>> No.17214340

>>17214324
At least 4 writers are still active

>> No.17214343

>>17214308
Anon please, they need to keep some muscle beneath that pudge.

If anything, you're making it worse.

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>>17214339
>Ufufu~ Flattery will get you everywhere, stud~

>> No.17214351

>>17214338
Now you're just being silly for the sake of it. It's easier to judge by discussion and it's clear that they have a small yet dedicated fanbase even if they're not the most popular.
That's more than can be said for a lot of forgotten girls.

>> No.17214353

>>17214346
Is it ok to hit on the local Apophis then?

>> No.17214356

>>17214353
Anon, hitting is no.

>> No.17214360

>>17214316
But your provisions are running low, and those apples look tasty!

>> No.17214365

>>17214360
Give her an endless apple that she can eat forever!

>> No.17214378

>>17214346
What is the best way to avoid getting raped by a grape snake?

>> No.17214380

>>17214343
They get plenty a workout by wrasslin with each other over who gets first dibs to get eaten out while sitting on me.
But they've no need to want. I can pamper them and keep them soft and happy and full all their lives. I want nothing more than to do that for all three of em.

>> No.17214381

>>17214353
Only if you think you can keep up with her gyrations in the bedroom.
>>17214378
Siding with the boring brown bitch.

>> No.17214392

>>17214381
So it's better just to get raped then?
Okay.

>> No.17214394

>>17214381
>Gyrations

Hm?

>boring brown bitch

Anon I want to drink the water I wash her feet with

>> No.17214401

>>17214394
And I want to drink the water that I bathe my Apophis in all day.
It seems we are at an impasse.

>> No.17214405

>>17214380
Well, go for it.
Just don't be surprised when they tell their friends they're 'just bulking'

>> No.17214417

>>17214405
And bulk they shall.

>> No.17214422

>>17214417
>anon now has three strongfat gator girl wives
>The only way one would know they're strongfat is if they need to toss out some girl picking a fight over him.

>> No.17214434
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Are androids considered MG or are too human like for that category?

>> No.17214447

>>17214434
I think if they have doll joints then it's fine.

>> No.17214448

>>17214422
And ain't no one treat them better then I do for it.

>> No.17214468

>>17214434
If humans with magic can be monster girls then I don't see why not.

>> No.17214474

>>17214434
If 2B is posted why shouldn't she

>> No.17214484

>>17214434
>fucking cold metal without the ability to have offsprings becase its half machine

>> No.17214492

>>17214340
Literally only Frosticle and Silent_II are worth it. Memetexters can fucking go and stay go.

>> No.17214515

>>17214492
>I provide zero content but it's other content creators who provide even the tiniest bit more than I do who should fuck off

>> No.17214525

>>17214484
Daughteru fabrication units anon!

>> No.17214535

>>17214525
ANDROIDS
ARE
INFERTILE

>> No.17214541

>>17214535
so are corpses but that doesnt stop kc

>> No.17214544

>>17214492
H-Heh atleast I don't write greentexts then!

>> No.17214545

>>17214535
Or are they?

You aren't being imaginative enough!

Android 18 is fertile!

>> No.17214549

>>17214545
she is a cyborg,
the android thing is a dubbing issue i hear.

>> No.17214557

>>17214549
Or is it?!

>> No.17214589

>>17214541
nothing stops kc
except conventions

>> No.17214590

>>17214541
Watch as I cum on this rock and it comes to life in order to give birth do my daughteru.

>> No.17214596

>>17214589
>except conventions
?

>> No.17214600

>>17214590
that has literally happened in greek mythology.

>> No.17214606

>>17214600
A lot of weird things happen in mythology. They can go from extremelly gay sex to bestiality NTR.

>> No.17214616

>>17214606
Imagine you are the biggest meanest dragon one day,other dragons dream of achieving to be as big as you in every size and power

then suddenly you are a average girl with extra fat chest area,i would be pissed beyond words if that happened to me

>> No.17214635

>>17214616
For the high level species it must've sucked, but for the lowest and mindless one it probably felt nice.

>> No.17214638

>>17214616
I'd be very very angry,
then
I'd write the monster lord a letter telling her how angry I am.

>> No.17214682

>>17213436
Top tier taste

>> No.17214689

>>17214492
Aren't they both dead?
also
>forgetting Lanternon
Sure, his current story has an anti-monstergirl MC but it's written rather well for some fetish thread story.

>> No.17214692

>>17214689
Frosticle isn't dead

>> No.17214702
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>>17214692
yet

>> No.17214708
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17214708

where's my maid ryu
yandere ryu
tomboy ryu

>> No.17214716
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>>17214492
>literally only
Hey scro, I've been moving, trying to get settled in. I plan on writing an update this week

>> No.17214725

>>17214708
Ryus are shit.

>> No.17214728

>>17214708
I want a friend Ryu.

>> No.17214731

>>17214708
I want to bully a Ryu

>> No.17214735

>>17214725
Fuck off buddy

>> No.17214739

>>17214702
Can I get a will o wisp without having to kill myself?

>> No.17214742

>>17214735
They're crap.

>> No.17214755

>>17214545
Her name is Artifical Human 18. She and her brother are both cyborgs with the rest of Gero's androids (Sans Cell) being actual androids.

17 and 18 were his foray into cyberization of human beings.

>> No.17214756

>>17214742
Since I don"t know what mg you like im going to say it.

>> No.17214758

>>17214725
Wurms are utter shit, Ryus are okay.

>> No.17214761
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17214761

>>17214739
Yes, but you have to seek them out yourself because they are all NEETs. Killing yourself just makes them come to you.

>> No.17214764

>>17214544
Good, that stops you from being shit like Harblador and Bollocks

>> No.17214780
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17214780

Old women are the best.

>> No.17214799

>>17214708
Forgot warmaiden and "ryu-made kushikamisake"

>> No.17214815
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17214815

I've been in a coma for 9 years. By which I mean I got bored of the thread for several months.

Has there been any significant news? Last MGE monster I remember KC releasing was the gnome 2.0.
Are Snib and Loen still dead?
Is Killing Bites still forever without a translation?
Is ButterT still a huge jew?
Did Lanternon ever finish that one fucklong story? Or is he trying to beat that Smash Bros fanfiction when it comes to longest story written in English?
Why does the Pastebin link in the OP have 3 "(embed)"s after it?
Is that guy who talks about a punk-loving hellhound still around?

>> No.17214821

>>17214815
lurk moar

>> No.17214825

>>17214780
It's all fun and games until you get a Red Dragon with a beauty mark buying you a 'Firewater' at the bar and ara ara'ing at the fact that it smells and looks hot enough to melt your lower jaw off as far alcoholic drinks go.

She's also 200+ years old, and a cake.

>> No.17214832

>>17214825
Quick! Give me pickup lines to use on her.

>> No.17214836

>>17214832
Ayy baby you wanna play house? You can be the door and i'll slam you.

>> No.17214838

>>17214815
Smash bro's fan fiction is the most cancerous piece of shit on earth and it needs to die

>> No.17214845

>>17214836
You know, if I drank that firewater thing it would make sense to use that line.

Hold up, I think I found the best one for monster girs. It's "My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?"

>> No.17214857

>>17214838
>OC insert
>Writer reads fanfiction instead of actual published works
>"special Lucario"
>It's fucking Smash Bros fanfiction

Well, yeah Anon. That's about the most obvious and correct thing anyone could've said.

>> No.17214868

>>17214815
Loen finished the Jabberwock daki. It got printed. It's big. Haven't heard from him since though.

>> No.17214895
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>>17214815
>>17214868
Loen did this one before he died this time.

I think he was working on something for ELH and Miiafag before that though

>> No.17214899

>>17214868
The 7ft one with wings? Neat.
What about Snib, has he posted here at all? Last update on his dA says he was taking a break from commissions, and his Tumblr's been silent for a while too.

>> No.17214902

>>17214895
didn't he hurt his hand at some point to?
hope he's alright

>> No.17214927

>>17214902
The hand is laying in a shark's stomach and he'll never draw again!

>> No.17214930

>>17214895
would give many daugheru units

>> No.17214942

>>17214902
It got cut off in a remarkably violent cooking accident.

>> No.17214944

>>17214942
Man, kikis take maiding seriously.

>> No.17214945

>>17214927
>>17214942
damn mersharks trying to cook for their husbands
wish they'd stop trying to cook chum

>> No.17214957

>>17214945
She's trying her best!
Do you know how hard it is to start a fire underwater?

>> No.17214976

>>17214815
KDF is Quicksilver.

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17215002

>>17214957
you're right, she is trying to make the love of her life happy and im sorry i lost my cool
i hope this hellshark clears things up and can bring underwater cooking to all aspiring mershark cooks

>> No.17215032

>>17215002
Shirohebi can make fire with water magic. I don't know what happens if they cook with it though.

>> No.17215037
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17215037

NEETs are pretty neat

>> No.17215080

>>17215037
That they are.

Would love a tubby NEET cheshire to cuddle at the end of a long day.

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17215085

These harpies are getting really strong.

>> No.17215090

>>17214780
I want to kabedon Narumeiya, stupid sexy pay to win phone games.

>> No.17215091
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17215091

>>17215037
Witches have the most interesting houses.

>> No.17215092

>>17215091
All warm reddish robust tones.

>> No.17215133

>>17215080
....This brings up a question.

Chubby cheshires, should they be taller or shorter than their husband?

Glasses or no glasses?

>> No.17215134

>>17215091
It looks so comfy there.

>> No.17215146

>>17215133
Glasses, same height
Taller if you prefer to bury your head in her bosom

>> No.17215151
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17215151

We need more angelic girls. Not sure about any new species but at the very least they need more art.

>> No.17215152

>>17215133
While I generally detest glasses, wearing/removing them would be a nice on/off switch for her smugness.

>> No.17215157

>>17215151
We haven't had a new girl in ages, though I assume Comiket is responsible.

>> No.17215162

>>17215146
Does sound good.

Right now I'm feeling a shorter one with glasses if only because I'd love one to nuzzle against me instead of the other way around.

>>17215152

Would she be smug with them off when she thinks she looks cutest or would she be smug when they're on and she thinks she looks smarter?

>> No.17215166

>>17215133
Taller than you. Then you can sit in her big tubby lap and bury yourself in her soft boobs and tummy.

>> No.17215173

>>17215166
Sounds worthy of her letting out a "Nya ha ha!" while you do such a thing.

>> No.17215178

>>17215173
She can nya ha ha all she wants, I'm gonna lean my neck back into that cleavage and fall asleep on the couch with her as my big personal comfort seat. Lets see how she deals with that.

>> No.17215182

>>17215162
Removing them impairs her vision, making her uneasy, less confident and teleporting less accurate.

>> No.17215188

>>17215151
I need more Valkyrie and Cupid edits in my life.

>> No.17215193

>>17215178
Isn't it obvious?
She's going to play with your ears and nose while you sleep.

Also hugging and enjoying you resting against her.

>>17215182
So she's less smug without her glasses?
Would be interesting, especially if she missed a teleport and ended up in your lap instead of the seat next to you.

>> No.17215199
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17215199

BEST SUGARMOM GO!
Goddesses and alps count.

>> No.17215205

>>17215193
>Big, tall tubby cheshire rolls her boobs back and forth with you sleeping between them, gently rocking you back and forth as she snickers
Heaven, heaven, heaven

>> No.17215208

>>17215205
Yep.
She'd be your personal pillow and you her personal daiki.

A match made in heaven.

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Wendigos sleeping and hugging dakis with pictures of stretchy meat on them

>> No.17215257

>>17215199
Otohime.

>> No.17215282
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17215282

>>17215199
Shortstack Gremlin.

>> No.17215284

>>17215282
Cute!
Needs more meat though.

>> No.17215289

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, reminder not to let your gremlin due super science outside a specially authorized zone.

As much as we like Mega Automaton vs the Giga Lizardman, it is not conducive towards public infrastructure.

>> No.17215304

>>17215289
I'll burn down whatever I damn well please, anon.

>> No.17215330

>>17215304
Just not around chaos girls please.

>> No.17215402

>>17215330
Especially around them.

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>> No.17215407

>>17215405
That doggo needs a belly rub

>> No.17215420

>>17215405
Did that wan-wan break into the holstaur milk stores again?

>> No.17215437

>>17214340
>At least 4 writers are still active
Literally why.

>> No.17215444

>>17215405
Ah yes, the international pose of 'Breed me right here right now'.

>> No.17215450

>>17214535
>not just buying a 'Build Your Own Daughteru Kit'
It's like you don't even see the hints your Automaton waifu is giving you.

>> No.17215451

>>17215405
Smells like wet dog.
Get it?

>> No.17215458

>>17214731
How to bully a Ryu:
>obtain Shirohebi waifu
>have sex EVERYWHERE
>the constant sounds and smells of sex permeating all over the temple will drive her to finally go rape that one anon who always donates when he visits the shrine
>the anon who a certain Ryu has written about in her diary for almost two years now

>> No.17215488

Who here likes apophis/pharaoh stories

https://pastebin.com/9XPbFb6d

>> No.17215504

>>17215488
Lot of effort for an NTR shitpost, or is this copied from somewhere else

>> No.17215512
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17215512

I really want a kitsune waifu, but Dark God help me if she figures out how to turn her ara ara up to 11
>waifu is talking with her other monster girl friends when you walk by
>faintly hear her say "watch this" before calling over to you
>the second she cups her face with her hand, you know what's about to happen and you're praying to any deity that will listen to stop her
>she opens her stunning eyes just wide enough to see a lascivious gleam
>her plush lips, accentuated by a beauty mark just below her mouth, curl into the kitsune's trademark mischievous smile
>then, in a voice so heavenly it'd make angels cry, she says those two simple words
>"Ara ara~"
>your dick almost punches a hole in your pants and your start cumming like a broken faucet. if you weren't conditioned from years of fucking a monster girl, your legs would have immediately given out
>her friends are looking on in awe as you struggle to stay upright, hoping she doesn't finish you with an "Ufufu"

>> No.17215513

>>17215488
It's always around this time of night/day that the cuckposters come out, here, on /tv/, other boards as well
I wonder if it's a concentrated effort or if there's just some time zone in Europe with a lot of people with the thinking man's fetish

>> No.17215518
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17215518

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.17215524

>>17215488
>Cucking AND vore
A daring synthesis

>> No.17215537

>>17215488
>lesbian NTR
Words can't describe how much I despise cucking.

>> No.17215543

>>17215488
Here, you'll need some of these.
http://i.imgur.com/e0rza98.jpg

>> No.17215547

>>17215488
Faggot

>> No.17215550

>the bait is identified
>people continue to supply (You)s

>> No.17215571

>>17215550
It's an issue this thread has in that there's a surplus of (you)s. The accumulation of (you)s can be quite detrimental to ones physical and mental health, and the best remedy for this is to relieve oneself of (you)s when the opportunity presents itself, regardless of how meager of an opportunity it is.

>> No.17215573

>>17215512
Amusing as that is, I don't that's a very nice thing for your waifu to do to you.

>> No.17215575

>>17215550
>(You)

>> No.17215588

>>17215573
neither is getting poked by barbs without warning or consent, but manticores still do it

>> No.17215619

>>17215550
What bait are you talking about?

>>17215488
>lesbian NTR
FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF HORSESHIT
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.17215627

>>17215488
Nice
Thinking fetish
More

>> No.17215634

Tubby Cheshire, shortstack JubJub, pear shaped Dormouse, Strongsexy Jabberwock, or busty supermodel Mad Hatter?

>> No.17215647

I want to NTR an Apophis in front of her lesbian Pharoah wife.

>> No.17215655

>>17215634
I'll take CC humpty egg.

>> No.17215662

>>17215588
More than anything, it's just a mean thing to do to her husband in front of her friends.

>> No.17215664

>>17215634
A pear-shaped Dormouse sounds like a great cuddler before the inevitable rough sex happens.

>> No.17215667

>>17215619
>>17215537
It's more just standard NTR and vore if you read on.

>> No.17215668

>>17215634
Tubby chesire, her trying to shove her fat cat ass/tits and then falling over because of being off balance sounds adorable

>> No.17215671

>>17215488
>no pregnant end
Meh. 4/10
NTR without impregnation is shit

>> No.17215677
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17215677

>>17215655
>"Ara, what do you want with an old third trimester like me~?"
>>17215664
You're in control anon. She just gave you such comfy cute cuddles before dozing off. Are you saying you'd take advantage of her big butt stuck up in the air perfectly poised and positioned as she sleeps peacefully gently, cutely snoring?
>>17215668
>Walk into the living room
>See a FAT CAT ASS sticking in the window
>Walk outside and see a super flustered Cheshire, stuck in the window
>"N-nya ha... aahh... c-could you give me a push, anon?"

>> No.17215691

>>17215634
Can't wait to see what happened to the March Hare

>> No.17215693

>>17215634
Can I have one of each? Plus the missing girls? Pretty please?

>> No.17215694

>>17215677
>Are you saying you'd take advantage of her big butt stuck up in the air perfectly poised and positioned as she sleeps peacefully gently, cutely snoring?
Honestly, yes. I'd just throw a blanket over us and enjoy her small body.

>> No.17215699

>>17214340
>4
there's a few more than that.
Frosticle, laternon, silent, losenis, Beast, and about 3 others

>> No.17215702

>>17215671
I was trying to go a different route. You really don't see vore and NTR mixed, and it's hard to do impregnation when the story ends with vore.

>> No.17215720

>>17215691
Hourglass. Real thin waist with real juicy tits and ass. And she takes anything you say remotely related to shapes as you complimenting her lewd body.
>>17215693
You need to go on a Wonderland Adventure for that! Then you'll get the Vorpal Dick! It goes snicker-snack, lays em dead!
>>17215694
Could you handle hearing your hips smack against her big clapping ass and her sucking on her finger as she starts moaning and scrunching her face up in pleasure, enjoying her sexy dream of you?

>> No.17215730

>>17215720
>dat hare

Fuckin' sold. Where's the marriage contract?

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17215736

>>17212547

>> No.17215739

>>17215702
Do a follow-up epilogue few months later with pregnant pharaoh as town's cumdumpster or something

>> No.17215740

>>17215730
>"Eheheheh~"
>"'Marriage Contract', eheheheh~ Good one, baby~"
>"You know you just had to ask, mhmhm, you can use them however you like. I WANT you to use them! Use me! Use my lewd body!"
I think you're set, anon.

>> No.17215743

>>17215720
That Dormouse is gonna get put into every comfortable position I can think of until she wakes up from the commotion.

>> No.17215751

>>17215739
That's an interesting idea. It's always fun reading about heroes or royalty falling to such lows. I might do that, no guarantees though.

>> No.17215758

>>17215720
I'd do it! I'd travel all across wonderland and try to make myself the lewdest and comfiest harem possible! Idk if i'd make a decent husband but godamn would I try. I know I wouldn't stand a chance at wooing one but trying to get some Queen-y Alice would be nice too. Just like some duchess or something.

>> No.17215781

>>17215743
Dormouse are so damn sexy for that reason. Just imagine pumping her juicy booty in your lap in a sitting position as her arms sprawl back and she starts moaning louder and louder in her sleep, only for her to open her eyes and look up back at you with heart pupils right when you bust a nut into her
She'd turn around once its all in and start kissing you obsessively until she falls asleep mid makeout again, her body already aching for more.
>>17215758
You'd come out a mad, mad man, but I'm sure the whole bunch would love their delightful, adventurous, polite, Mad Anon husband. Even your blushing duchess Alice wife.
Your tea parties would be the stuff of Wonderland legend!

>> No.17215798

>>17212023
source of this?

>> No.17215803

>>17215699
>Counting Beast as a writer.

>> No.17215811

>>17215781
I don't know who you are m8 but bless you for this little fantasy. Hope your evening treats you well.

>> No.17215815

>>17215781
Yeah, Dormice are good girls.
Also, now I want to just princess carry a Dormouse wherever I go and just obscenely ravage all of her holes.

>> No.17215843

>>17215811
Hey
Thanks man, you too
Just imagine sitting on your throne at the head of a fancy long table, all your wives looking dreamily at you and undressing you with their eyes, pouring tea and making lewd gestures at you as the day winds down
>>17215815
>Anon walks around with his Dormouse wife in a princess carry
>She's almost always sleeping cutely
>People think its adorable at first, but the less initiated are horrified when he takes her someplace private and overhear him completely ravaging and raping her hardcore bent over things in all of her holes, only doing a moderate job of cleaning her up afterward
>When he carries her back out she sometimes yawns and half wakes up, saying how her gentle husband is so kind to be so nice to her and let her sleep peacefully
>When everyone in the room knows as soon as she falls asleep again he's going to ravage her ass with no remorse
Something about it, man. The taboo of it while still being really cute. They're great girls.

>> No.17215865

>tfw no Automaton who has utter contempt for flesh and blood creatures because she considers them frail, useless and weak, with the hypocritical exception of her husband

>> No.17215878

>>17215798
It's a photo from my honeymoon.

>> No.17215880

>>17215843
Oh boy, it's way too late for me to be getting this bothered about pear shaped mice girls.

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17215892

>>17215282
I want a Gremlin roommate!

>> No.17215894

>>17215880
At least you know she'd be a fantastic sleeping partner.
>Finish for the tenth time inside your Dormouse wife
>Your cum overflowing from her holes, lewdly making noise as excess creampies out of her
>She giggles in her sleep and innocent as ever mumbles 'we sure are a cute couple anon... you treat me so nicely...' before yawning and shifting her ass back up in the air subconsciously
>Urge to rape rises again, there's more room in that womb dammit

>> No.17215900

>>17215798
It's part of the Mamono Musume series from Vanadis.

>> No.17215909

>>17215894
I bet sleeping with a one would be really relaxing.
Maybe even passing out still inside of her, although my growing urges to violate her might end up keeping me up longer than I should be.

>> No.17215932

>>17215909
That it would. I'm almost certain any sleep you get would be passing out from rape exhaustion though.
Heaven forbid you wake up when she gets up to get a drink of water. Seeing her wiggler that cute ass as she waddles out to get a cup and gulp it down adorably before she sets it down and waddles back to bed, her not noticing how stuffed with cum her womb is as she slides under the covers back right up against you, leaving a little kiss on your cheek before she dozes off.
Its so damn cute... and so damn violation inducing. Its like she's mocking you to rape her harder so she'll wake up during it. Like the more peaceful and innocent and cherubic she looks while sleeping the more you want to just shove her head down and stick it so far in it pushes against her back wall.
BUT.
At the same time, she's so darn cute you just want to hold her in close and nibble her ear as she sleeps and protect her from anything else as you doze off with her to join her in her personal dream land.
Confusing creatures.

>> No.17215939

>>17212149
>Fucky
Holy shit

>> No.17215947
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>>17215939
Elma is not for Fucky.

>> No.17215954

>>17215947
Elma is cute.

CUTE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUDam0qSbPM

>> No.17215958

>>17215932
They're girls worth going crazy for, that's for sure

>> No.17216008

Would your waifu rather you weren't home last night due to an accident, or due to an affair?
According to a poll of 100 people, 36 (obviously human) women would prefer their husband was in an accident than was cheating on her

>> No.17216028

>>17215954
I like how off-balance she is in her human form after hiding her tail. It would be easy to trick a dragon into adding some weight on her rear to keep their balance while disguised.

>> No.17216068

>>17216008
https://i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0472/04/1427411921590.jpg

>> No.17216073

>>17216008
Accident obviously. An injured hubbie is cute too. An unfaithful one is dead

>> No.17216077

>>17216073
>>17216008
What's your waifu's race and how would she act while helping you recover from a car accident that left you bedridden with some broken bones for a while?

>> No.17216085

>>17216077
>Apophis
Nearly literally constant blowjobs, one after the other after the other, while leaving me curled up in her coils protectively, her big lamiass presented in case I want to hug my face against it. We're talking hours on hours on hours on end.

>> No.17216086

>>17216077
White magic because she realizes the pain outweighs any and all healing moe.

>> No.17216098

>>17216085
Being curled up by a lamia while having broken bones probably wouldn't be a good idea. I'd rather her just help get me food and drink, and when we cuddle, use her tail as a pillow for my head and as a pillow to keep the broken leg or arm propped up.

I like the idea of constant BJs or handjobs to prevent me from getting too backed up. Wouldn't want balls with cum in them now would we?

>> No.17216106

>>17216077
Elf-Wight. Lots of comforting singing and racking her brains for old elven remedies that became useless to her once she became undead. Plus many blowjobs and nursing handjobs.

Woe betide the noble governances she's responsible for though, because she' drop all her duties to nurse me

>> No.17216109

>2.4m daki
We now have the perfect 7' analog! Between this, the 7m lamia one, and the L shaped centaur, the hug pillow industry seems to be catching up to the trends. What other unusual dakis should they make?
I want a Dullahan with a head throw pillow

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>>17216109
Fuck.
Referring to this: https://www.hobbyheart.com/240cm-life-size-tionishia-tio-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-p-6248.html

>> No.17216123

>>17216109
There's already a Lala one like that

>> No.17216125

>>17216109

Where would you find a pillow for it?

All the ones I can find are slightly smaller then the case, and trust me when I say using two separate cushions is fucking awful.

>> No.17216135

>>17216125

Fuck, I meant to say slightly smaller then the standard daki size.

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>>17216125
They must be able to figure something out given pic related.

>>17216123
Since when? That's great news. I hadn't heard about it.

>> No.17216138

>>17216116
HUGE
CUTE
CINNAMON ROLLS

>> No.17216140

>>17216138
TOO PURE
FOR THIS
SINFUL WORLD

>> No.17216141

>>17216138
But anon, she has no rolls. That's lean muscle!

>> No.17216142

Flat loli monstergirls doing their best to give paizuri!

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>>17216138
I fucking love Tio

>> No.17216171

>>17213910
When I was a kid in the late 90's, early 2000's i thought that dyed hair in punk/cyberpunk/futuristic aesthetics was cool, not that i would ever dye my own hair. Issue is that it looks nice in cartoons/comics/movies/games however it doesn't translate well to real life. Second issue is that a lot of people who dye their hair act like retards or are attention whores, so it developed that stigma. People will just automatically assume you're fucked in the head. Never really was a fan or tattos or piercings.

I used to think fedoras and trench coats where cool because of all the old detective movies but that was ruined too

>> No.17216185

>>17216171
Which girls could pull off a fedora without turning into "m'victim"

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>>17216125
Wockfag's daki is only a bit smaller than the Tio one.
He uses multiple pillows for it and it works fine he says.

>> No.17216283

>>17216028
Elma got a fat tail.

>> No.17216292

Spider facesitting.

>> No.17216295

>>17216159
Big Girls are the best home-stays.

And not just because it means your house will get upgraded in size to accommodate them.

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>>17216283
That's rude.

>> No.17216308

>>17216302
Sorry, Elma has a big fat Dragon ass you could try to bounce a quarter off of, but it would just sink into it.

>> No.17216343

>>17216295
>Snuggling with Tio in a hot tub that could pass for a full size pool
>House is a luxurious, government provided fully stocked modern mansion
>Nestled up practically hidden between her massive boobs
That's literally the best end I can think of.

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17216344

https://twitter.com/mochiroh/status/876072271395172352
Best Disney princess.

>> No.17216345

>>17215892
>"Hey anon! How'd you like my present for ya?"
>You rigged up an onahole piston to jerk my dick dry when I woke up!
>"And did you like it? I molded the onahole after mine after all~"

>> No.17216358

>>17216343
You know, since Tio's a government agent wouldn't that mean she's not under the same rules as the younger girls homestaying?
Would that mean that gentle hot tub paizuri is a go?

>> No.17216369

>>17216358
I like to think so. She seems like an independent, both in legal status as well as just a general capability to take care of herself.
Yes. That is a big ten four. She'd giggle when it completely disappears between her mountains and look you in the eye with a blushing smile as you get pushed over the edge and she knowingly picks up speed without any strain or stress since she's so strong.

>> No.17216382

Big jiggly spider booty.
In tights.

>> No.17216388

>>17216345
That's lewd, and I appreciate the cure for my morning wood, but she needs to stay out of my room.

I don't want to come back one day and find out she turned my desktop computer into an Automaton.

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17216391

>>17216382
Tiny tiger tush.
In spats.

>> No.17216404

>>17216369
She wouldn't pick up speed anon. She'd remain at the same gentle, agonizingly slow pace as she milks your balls dry.and asks you how it feels in her adorable angelic voice.

>>17216388
She wouldn't do that anon.
There's only room for one girl on your dick and she's the lewd shortstack inventor you live with.

>> No.17216407

>>17216388
>automaton with access to all of your porn, vidya, AND anime

>> No.17216409

What if
Bimbo Dragon

>> No.17216412

>>17216407
>Mastah is quite depraved.
>I don't know if I can do all these things for him.
>But I'll try my best!

>> No.17216416

>>17216409
Dragon Zombie.

>>17216412
She'd probably use manticore spikes to keep you fucking all day long to fulfill all your fetishes anon.
Hope you like the feeling of gel packs because she's probably got those to allow for a number of different body types.

>> No.17216423

>>17216412
I'd HAVE to stop her before she tried to ask the gremlin for upgrades, lest I end up with a busty, sex-haired goddess nagging me when I just want to play some vidya

>> No.17216436

MERE
FEMALE
LIZARD

>> No.17216437

>>17216416
No, not that, a regular Dragon.

>> No.17216439

>>17216404
Damn. That does sound better now that you mention it. I wonder if its as enjoyable for her as it would be for the one she's doing it to.

>> No.17216440

>>17216439
Of course it'd be enjoyable for her anon. She gets to see your cute face as you cum between her massive milkjugs over and over again.
You'd better repay her by pounding her until her pussy squeezes every last drop out of you.

>> No.17216445

Gyaru Amazoness

>> No.17216455

>>17216437
So would you want her to snatch you up and pressure you into letting her suck your cock?
She'd be very insistent on calling it your cock because she likes how dirty it sounds.

>>17216445
She'd pull you into an alley and rape you while making sure to cover your mouth with her lips.
She's going to get you addicted to her pussy.

>> No.17216464

>>17216292
>>17216382
Pear shaped Atlach-Nacha in tights sitting on your face while giving you a footjob

While I love Atlach-Nacha, we need another loli humanoid spider girl with the usual sadistic Arachne personality
The one from the EMG mobage is cute but she's too kind and clumsy

>> No.17216468

>>17216464
>we need another loli humanoid spider girl with the usual sadistic Arachne personality
Why?

>> No.17216471

>>17216440
It'd be like scaling a colossus, but dammit, I'd pierce her as deep as I can go for as long as she can take it. I wanna hear that angelic voice sing.

>> No.17216477

>>17216455
She'd say thingy because she can't stop giggling and focus long enough to remember the word cock.

>> No.17216480

>>17216471
She can always be on the bottom anon. imagine her shoving your face between her tits and leglocking you while you mating press her.

>> No.17216489

>>17216468
Don't you want to be tied up by a loli spider and have her give you the greatest fear boners?
Imagine her dangling you upside down and placing her butt a few inches away from your face and ordering you to lick otherwise she will leave you upside down until you die from all the blood rushing to your head

>> No.17216492

>>17216489
I don't see why a Nacha couldn't do that though.

>> No.17216495

>>17216480
I am, and its good, and I can't help but hear her screaming out 'Make me a mother!', and its soooo good.

>> No.17216509

>>17216495
Just imagine her pulling you up after you cum inside her for the last time that night and kissing you deeply and passionately.
Imagine her shoving you back and using her massive beachball tits drenched in sweat to pump the last of your cum out before she picks you up and snuggles you like a teddy bear in the afterglow.

>> No.17216525

>>17216492
Atlach-Nachas either find you disgusting and abuse you when under their venom's effects, or they become gentle and loving when they're full of SE
It doesn't leave much room for sadistic sex the like big mature Arachnes have

>> No.17216530

>>17216489

I prefer spooky boners over fear boners.

>> No.17216538

>>17216530
So like a Yandere Ghost possessing your sheets to tie you to your bed and then sucking your dick dry?

>> No.17216542

>>17216530
What about an undead Arachne who gives you spooky fear boners?

>>17216538
Only if that ghost is stacked and soft

>> No.17216550

Whip scorpion girl when?

>> No.17216562

>>17216542
She died a NEET virgin and her sexual frustration led to her becoming a powerful Ghost bent on losing her virginity.
So yeah, she's busty and soft.

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>>17216538

I mean things like this when I say spooky boners.

I want to be spooked.

>> No.17216611

>>17216566
So you want her to slam you against a wall and start stroking your dick while telling you that if you don't get hard immediately she'll tear out your soul?

>> No.17216618

>>17216562
Good.
You better not enable her by recreating her favorite scene from that one doujin she loves

>>17216566
That's too spooky. Your brain will perceive it as your life being at risk and cause you to have the best orgasm in your life to ensure you create an offspring before dying

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17216640

Any other veterans of WW1 (Waifu War 1) here? Served in the trenches of the Zipangu front myself

>> No.17216656

Anyone here every imagined what family reunions would be like with their waifu?
I'm imagining my Demonfu's Lolihag Aunt being confused that she's not at all worried about her stealing me.

>> No.17216693

>>17216656
I could see it as a tailpussy measuring contest to show off their husbands to each other and brag about how much better he is than all of theirs. And trade tips on how best to violate their lovely cat toys.

>> No.17216700

>>17216693
That's lewd and cute.

>>17216656
Yup, infact I can just imagine my waifu and her sisters always wanting to spar or show off to each other.

Maybe my waifu bragging about me a bit to her family. That would be really nice.

>> No.17216739

>>17216656
>Go to Otohime waifu's family reunion
>Every Otohime is a busty fun loving himedere
>They all invited their Umi-Oshos best friends
>The young Otohimes are all too cute
>Especially the oppai lolis
>Have a blast all day long and leave with a smile on your face
>Get punished later in the night for having stared one too many times at your mother in law's cleavage

>> No.17216746

>>17216739
Who doesn't love fun sugar mommies?

>> No.17216775

>>17216746
I just want an Otohime to give me a paizuri because she knows her breasts are my favorite game

>> No.17216812
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Spiders.

>> No.17216818

What are personality traits that would make a man unattractive to monster girls? (Assuming they won't rape him or use magic to fix him)
>He doesn't want children
>He has fucked up fetishes
>He enjoys others' suffering

>> No.17216822

>>17216812
Butts?

>> No.17216827

>>17216818
>He's sub

>> No.17216830

>>17216822
What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.17216833

>>17216830
Spider butts.

>> No.17216837

>>17216833
And?

>> No.17216841

>>17216837
Spider. Butts.

>> No.17216842

>>17216841
But what does that have to do with Kumo-chan?

>> No.17216849

>>17216842
The rear of an arachnid is for putting your face in.

>> No.17216854

>>17216849
But she just has a regular abdomen, with no butt cheeks to squish.

>> No.17216867

>>17216812
Black spiders>White spiders>Colorful spiders>Shit colors spiders (brown, grey, etc...)

>>17216849
I wholeheartedly agree, sadly most spiders do not possess a proper butt
Would facestitting from a shapeshifted Jurou-gumo be close enough to the real thing for you?

>> No.17216868

>>17216854
And?

>> No.17216871

>>17216867
Fuck you brown spiders are olev and wife material

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>>17216867
It would be ideal.

>> No.17216890

>TFW the only MGS you attract are lecherous old hags.

>> No.17216895

>>17216871
Show me one good brown spider
All the ones I saw are either hairy or disgusting if not both. And we all know there is nothing worst than a hairy spider

>>17216876
You can't call yourself a man until you've stolen a pair of panties from a spider

>> No.17216921

>>17216890
You'll love smoke hobo then

>>17216895
Fuck you, are you fucking gay anon? Hairy brown spiders are the fucking best and if you disagree I'll give you my address and we can throw some fists.

>> No.17216924

>>17216895
>>Show me one good brown spider
Kurodani

>> No.17216926

>>17216921
I kinda want an oppai loli smoke hobo.

>> No.17216930

>>17216890
I know that feeling anon, I keep getting hit on my older 3dpd. I wouldn't mind it with monster girls though, maybe an otohime who doesn't know how to keep her hands to herself.

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>>17216930
Anon I have the perfect organisation for you.

>> No.17216947

>>17216936
But anon the K.K.K are full of lewd krakens who can't stop touching their boy toys!

>> No.17216953

>>17216936
>grabby christmas cake kraken
Perfect. I might not like it when real women tell me they like my hair and start touching it without permission but Krakens are a different story.

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>>17216947
If by touching you mean cuddling, and by boy toys you mean husbands, then you are correct.

>> No.17216962

>>17216947
Imagine a KKK meeting where there was only one male member (anon) and maybe 5-10 krakens, that would be amazing

>> No.17216965

>>17216962
It'll take hours to get all the tentacles untangled.

>> No.17216966

>>17216962
Thats alot of tentacles on poor anon.

>> No.17216970

>>17216966
>poor
Fampai I would kill for that!

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>>17216962

>> No.17216973

>>17216971
>ara
Ahhhh! My Dick!

>> No.17216976

>>17216971
>You will never have faceless fat tanukis try to drug and rape you.

>> No.17216977

>>17216971
That poor poor shota.

>> No.17216988

>>17216971
Gonna need a source my dude

>> No.17216993

>>17216971
>>17216976

>Faceless old MGs.

Now we're talking...

>> No.17216996

>>17216988
Okay, just let me search through the thousands of pages of translating octopussy doujins.

>> No.17217002

>>17216993
Don't Noppera-bo count? I know they're obscure zipangu residents but...

>> No.17217004

>>17216993
The best for boning until they acquire a face with which to have heart pupils.

>> No.17217007

>>17216996
Anon are you sure it's legal to have that many tentacles?

>> No.17217018

>>17216993
Is there anything better than getting kidnapped by a horde of faceless P'Orcs and becoming their breeding slave?

>> No.17217030

>>17216988
Ahobaka or something
Standard warning, things get dark

>> No.17217032

>>17217030
How dark?

>> No.17217037

>>17216109
I want a daki with a fur bikini so it feels like I'm hugging a Yeti

>> No.17217040
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>>17217002
Noppera-bo are CUTE!

>> No.17217051

>>17217040
I wonder what kissing one is like. They definitely still blush.

>> No.17217056

>>17217032
He dies, as I remember

>> No.17217072

>>17217051
Like licking a somewhat smooth lump of flesh.

>> No.17217094

>>17217072
So, like licking a breast?

>> No.17217095

>>17217040
>>17217072
Kiss her daily and tell her how beautiful she is whenever she tries to hide her lack of face so that she gets over her shame

>> No.17217144

>>17216971
>Ahobaka
Fuck no.

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Fighting powerful monsters would be nice

>> No.17217158

>>17215488
With the cocktail of faggotry present here, I bet you're a /d/ick.

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>>17217144
>not liking ahobaka

>> No.17217169

>>17217156
I'd grind to fight my waifu in her dragon form.

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>>17217144
Ahobaka is based
Too bad he doesn't do as much NTR as he used. There is nearly not enough monster girl NTR stuff. Elves not included, of course

>> No.17217183

>17217182
Fuck. Off.

>> No.17217187

Reminder that the oppai loli demon realms are the best demon realms!

>> No.17217188
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>>17217165
>>17217182
First the Pharaoh bullshit from last night and then this. The cuckposters make an unfortunate reappearance.

>> No.17217193

>>17217188
I desire boobs Liz!

Idols need breasts!

>> No.17217207

>>17217165
He's okay when he does a rare doujin that isn't dark as fuck. Like that vanilla gyaru lamia one, no death, no NTR and none of his usual bullshit and a fair bit of his older stuff like the loli onis were enjoyable too but that was before he started being a faggot.
>>17217188
I wouldn't be surprised if the guy posting the ntr image and wanting more of it is the same one who wrote the story and is fishing for (you)s. Don't give them to him.

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17217220

>>17217188
THINKING
MAN'S
FETISH

>> No.17217221

>>17217220
>using MGE girls to shitpost about NTR
Do a flip.

>> No.17217222

>>17217188
Excuse you, I was merely spiderposting.

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17217227

would kaiju MG be a one of a kind deal or could many from the same especies be goofing around?

>> No.17217265

>>17217187
Would it have its own oppai loli subculture with traditions and customs centered around small girls and large breasts, or would it merely be a regular Demon Realm inhabited by oppai lolis?

>>17217227
Both work. There is also a compromise where you have unique kaiju MGs who can give birth to non-unique kaijus

>> No.17217274

>>17217265
I imagine it would be a regular demon real filled with oppai lolis except with a more 'cutesy' air like one found in a Sabbath town, IE: A lot more use of oniichan and girls acting like imotous minus the dislike of large chest sizes


Clothing, furniture, and buildings would probably be a little mismatched too to accommodate the oppai lolis as well without hindering their husbands

>> No.17217276

>>17217220
Don't understand moon

>> No.17217280

>>17216812
This isn't as egregious as all the other cases because we get to know the cute spider before hand. It's clear that later on she literally does just happen to wear the human as a hat.

>> No.17217284

>>17217265
>non-unique kaijus

uh?

>> No.17217310

What if you have an onee-san type girl, except you're the same age or older than her and she's a sub.

>> No.17217318

>>17217310
>What if you had an onee-san girl but she wasn't an onee-san?

>> No.17217322

>>17217310
So, you want a girl with an oneesan body, but you want a different personality?

>> No.17217326

>>17217274
I would have an hard time not going bankrupt from buying every product the cute oppai loli sellers would offer in their stands
>Arachnee sells cute and sexy lingerie custom made for oppai-lolis
>Holst has a crepe stand with homemade ingredients and whipped cream
>Flow Kelp sells bowls of ramen noodles and soups
Black Harpy sells a bunch of shiny items she collected over the years
>Tanuki sells items from Zipangu

>>17217284
Let's say Godzilla-chan is the onky member of the Godzilla species. She has 12 daughters who instead of being of the Godzilla species they would be their own subspecies.

>> No.17217339

>>17217326
That's where they get you, with sunny smiles, cute calls, and clothes cut to emphasize their busts.

This doesn't even include the dark mage alchemists hawking potions that do everything from adding more oppai to those lolis to letting oniichan go all night long

She'd still ufufu though

>> No.17217368

It would be nice togrow up married to an elf
>Ages slowly to the human eye
>Grow up always being told you have a wife, and you'll live a life longer and happier than most humans because of her
>When you're 5, finally meet her
>She looks your age
>Is actually 20
>Go through school together, you age normally while she ages significantly slower
>Get to fug a loli onee-san in your horny teen years
>Go to uni along with waifu, mysteriously stop aging after early twenties, and in the mean-time get to enjoy tight teen elf pussy
>Start career, move out of home and into a new one with your now young adult waifu, get to enjoy her with a little more maturity in her flesh
>Finally, some decades in when she's already 70 years old, her flesh begins to match up with the mature and caring onee-san personality.
>Occasionally dabble in potions to relive the experiences of fucking her at different "ages"

>> No.17217369
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So I heard you breed Elves.

>> No.17217373

>>17217369
>Arms and shoulders too masculine
>Short hair
>Abs are nice
>Butt and thighs need a layer of softness
5/10.

>> No.17217377

>>17217339
Overconfident Dark Mage oppai lolis need to be reminded that they must listen to their onii-chan
How would you punish your oppai loli Dark Mage imouto if she tricked a Devil into drinking so much potions that her breasts became slightly larger than her head?

>> No.17217380

>>17217373
Yeah, those arms are a deal breaker, the hair could be fixed and the lower body too.

>> No.17217385

>>17217380
I forbid her from handjobs, and all foreplay is to be done via thighjob. I also prescribe holstaur milk, and essence of the Kej.

This is how you fix an elf.

>> No.17217389

>>17217385
This guy seems to be a professional.

>> No.17217399

>>17217385
I'd give her a lot of hormones and anti muscle magic. I would need to be careful so she doesn't get fat, but having a lean body would be worth it.

>> No.17217401

>>17217369
Cute!

Good guard elf or farmhand stock right there!

>> No.17217405

>>17217377
By making her do the same thing as that devil!

Let's see her be smug with those chest cannons!

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>tfw no one visits the tomb because a cave in at the entrance

>> No.17217413

>>17217412
Fucking extremist Baphos blowing up ancient buildings.

>> No.17217415

>Phineas and Ferb, but gender swapped with the titular characters being Gremlins
>Onii-Chan keeps trying to bust them for making lewd inventions because he wants them to be pure
>they always disappear or turn out to have a non-lewd purpose
>one sister had a childhood friend that always helps out with the invention but is too oblivious to her friends love
Coming soon to MGCTV Sundays at 10 right after an all new Pharaoh and Apophis aren't Friends!

>> No.17217420

>>17217182
This proves even with monstergirls you aren't safe.

>> No.17217422

>>17217415
I'm going to be watching Super Wurm the Animated Series, or maybe Lewdness League Unlimited.

>> No.17217425

>>17217420
With the amount of attention you're trying to grab, I think the slut here is you anon.

>> No.17217436

>>17217377
I'd get her some sabbath potions and maybe hit her with silence magic.

>> No.17217444

>>17217405
But then her chest will be an inconvenience when she tries to brew potions + past a certain size they will lactacte regardless whether she is pregnant or not

>>17217412
>Anubis tries to collect money by giving guides visits of her ancient tomb
>It keeps having issues and no one visits because of it
>The Sandworms waiting on the outskirts to gobble up male visitors don't help either
At this rate she won't be able to buy that fancy scepter she saw at the desert Tanukis bazar

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>> No.17217459

>>17217444
And I hope that lugging those milk tanks around will teach her a lesson

>> No.17217462

>>17217444
I wouldn't mind giving that Anubis my fancy scepter.

>> No.17217464

>>17217444
This Anubis seems like the protagonist of a romantic comedy. I'm sure she'll end up getting in a love-hate relationship with Hugh Grant.

>> No.17217474

>>17217454
>Ah, scary!
>"Wa ha haa, are you afraid I'll suck you dry~?"
>No, I'm afraid you'll suffocate me with those monsters!
>Vampire pouting intensifies

>> No.17217486

>>17217474
>Milkshake-pire wants to be Nosferatu level scary but her gargantuan jugs won't let her
Tragic. This is what Holst milk abuse while pregnant will do to a child.

>> No.17217515

>>17217486
Her hat is not helping the intimidation factor.

>> No.17217516

>>17217515
What? It's summer, so she needs a good sun hat. Leave her alone!

>> No.17217518

>>17216008
Regardless, it would definitely be an accident and not an affair

>> No.17217520

>>17217515
She's purposefully been trained wrong, as a joke
She thinks being cute and lovely is the same as being scary

>> No.17217526

Wonderland is a nice place to go with your waifu

>> No.17217547

>>17217454
>That small heart pupil
Anon told her that she can suck his blood, didn't he?
>>17217462
Don't give presents to Anubis or else she will update her schedule to include an hour everyday of spending time with you

>> No.17217548

>>17217516
Yknow, most vampires go for parasols if they want to keep looking proper in the sun.

>> No.17217555

>>17217526
I would definitely not go there.

>> No.17217558

>>17217555
Why not?

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>>17217547
>an hour
She'd better set aside at least three hours, I'm going to mating press her until she's full of pups.

>> No.17217564

Dark Mage lolis should be pear shaped, they have time to get tits later. She should be straddling your lap with a sly smile while her robe is dangerously close to slipping off her flat chest.

>> No.17217566

>>17217547
Big girl like her must drink quite a lot. I bet she's a noisy feeder too. Lots of little grunts and moans and slurps as she sucks and sucks for hours at a time.
Probably barely notices anon mashing and groping her tits as she does so.

>> No.17217567

>>17217558
I don't want the insanity to get me or my waifu. What if they try to make her into a wock?

>> No.17217576

>>17217526
> t. Cheshire Advertising Agency

>> No.17217587
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How do I find a soft and smart wurm like this one?

>> No.17217608

>>17217587
Find one that was adopted and raised by an Inari shrine.

>> No.17217612

>>17217587
It should be illegal to be that fuckable. The hair and scales color combination makes me want to have daughterus with her.

>> No.17217626

>>17217587
>red
>those glasses
>perfect wurm tits
Fucking hell, how does ELH keep coming up with these hot designs?

>> No.17217642

>>17217626
Just like Mari, he's secretly a lilim trying to corrupt us all.

>> No.17217659

>>17217642
What if everyone with a lilim is actually that lilim attempting corruption through different angles?

>> No.17217662

>>17217626
Wait this is an ELH oc?

>> No.17217679

>>17217662
Everything is an ELH oc

>> No.17217681

Monmusu paradox 2 is out for anyone that's interested in that stuff

>> No.17217692

>>17217679
Is my waifu a ELH oc too?

>> No.17217702

>>17217413
Is this a way to awaken a vengeful Pharaoh?

>> No.17217735

>>17217681
Did the first part get a full translation yet?

>> No.17217743

>>17217662
Most OCs that differ from the profiles are.

>> No.17217757

>>17217702
No, you do that by walking into her tomb and shouting "Oh boy, I sure do love fat, grape snake ass!" as loud as you can

>> No.17217759

>>17217735
Story and battle are fully translated
75% of h scenes are translated

>> No.17217762

>>17217743
That's dumb.

>> No.17217874

>>17217692
No, but you are ELH oc

>> No.17217875

Who is your favorite monster girl artist?

>> No.17217885

>>17217659
How does that even work?
I have't really been a around to know the personalities and actions of the Steelims

>> No.17217890

What is/are your daughteru(s) name(s) and species anon?

>> No.17217893

>>17217875
Latenight.

>> No.17217897

>>17217681
Noice
I unironically play it for the gameplay and random party members gags.

>> No.17217903

>>17217743
Isn't there that badly drawn salamnder?
and the characters chowder draws?

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>>17217875
I wish mogu drew more often.

>> No.17217907

>>17217890
my daughteru's name is cunny-chan

>> No.17217916

>>17217904
I want those tiddies in my face

>> No.17217921

>>17217903
Yeah there's those and the anubis guy's waifu.

>> No.17217924

>>17217921
Which anubis guy? there are like 5

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>>17217916
A common response.

>> No.17217943

>>17217936
The need to breed

>> No.17217954

>>17217903
What badly drawn salamander?

>> No.17217957

>>17217954
The one beast has, with the flag. I don't see the big deal in it if im honest, just let the man have his salamander.

>> No.17217959

>>17217954
The one with the soccer(?) flag.

>> No.17217964

Which mg will help overcome my hatred of 3DPD?
>inb4 r9k
>inb4 gay

>> No.17217966

>>17217964
Any MG because theyre the opposite of 3DPD

>> No.17217972

>>17217757
>As soon as the Anon yells that, he heard a loud bang
>He also noticed the exit has caved in
>"I slumbered for 3000 years and THIS is what woke me up!?"

There is no escape

>> No.17217980

>>17217957
I think its mainly as just a thread standards thing

>>17217959
It was Cricket.
I only remember that because the team's called "Patriots"
Don't know the flag though. Thought it was weird as Beast is English.

>> No.17217987

>>17217980
>I think its mainly as just a thread standards thing
I thought the posting of the salamander was just a thread running joke.

>> No.17217990

>>17217964
2b I guess
It's the only character cosplay I like

>> No.17217992

>>17217987
Could be, I don't care enough to check

>> No.17217993

>>17217964
Ultra post-modern 3DPD-tier RL > idealized RL > threadcanon > average waifufag's headcanon > canon.
This is objectively true.

>> No.17217999

>>17217964
All of them. Their continued non-existence is a perpetual cuck that will one day drive you to reject the 2D meme and at last find peace in the arms of a real woman.

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>>17217954
>>17217959

>> No.17218001

>>17217757
>I've awoken from my 5000 year slumber to tell you this:
>You have shit taste

>> No.17218002

>>17218000
To be honest it would look actually pretty nice if that left leg was just fixed.

>> No.17218004

>>17217972
Worth it.
Even if I get the kephri pit

>> No.17218006

>>17218001
I disagree, it is SHE who has shit taste

>> No.17218007

>>17218000
Does any know what flag that is?
Or do we have to wait for Beast?

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17218010

And now for wisdom and deep thoughts by Snek "No" Handy.

"Never stare at the sun for too long, or else you'll get hypnotized and overheat."

>> No.17218012

>>17217999
Nice underrated(tm) post you made there.

>> No.17218018

>>17218010
Thank you wisdom snek. Anymore words?

Tell me wisdom snek. If you send a dick picture to your nigga, and he screenshots it, whos the gay one?

>> No.17218019

>>17218007
It's the flag of St. Kitts and Nevis

>> No.17218020

>>17218010
And your eyes will get dead

>> No.17218028

>>17217924
Frosticle's.

>> No.17218029

>>17218019
Thanks.

>> No.17218033

>>17218004
You say that like the khepri pit is a bad thing.

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I challenge you all to find a picture which sums up the mentality of this thread better than this image.

>> No.17218041

>>17218033
Shush!
If she learns it's not a punishment then she'll actually punish me!

>> No.17218045

>>17218036
This is about right

>> No.17218048

>>17218018
" I once tried to figure out how to fit more things in my pockets. Then I realized that I'm a snake, and don't have hands."
Also you're both gay.

>> No.17218052

Where the dragon sluts at?
https://twitter.com/wasabi5406/status/877909561918631936

>> No.17218062

>>17218036

Should be framed in a museum.

>> No.17218064

>>17218010
Tell me, O great wisdom snek. What's the proper way to bully a Pharaoh and get away with it?

>> No.17218071

>>17218064
"Don't even try it. Pharaohs are masters at deception, and their godlike powers ensure that they can bully you until you're screaming for release."

>> No.17218073

>>17214046
You're giving them validation just by mentioning them. And you keep fucking doing it to this day.

>> No.17218077

>>17218052
Dragon slut right here. What's this?

>> No.17218110

>>17218071
>Pharaoh bullying an Anon by using his least favorite fetishes against him

Monster girls learn what your preferences are from your spirit energy. And your body doesn't lie.

>> No.17218113

>>17218077
Looks like a doujin page of sorts.

>> No.17218158

>>17218052
I'm a good husband, not a slut!

>> No.17218163

>>17218110
They know what your preferences are just from looking at you. They're all half-succubus, remember?

>> No.17218177

>>17218163
That must get really fun when every monster girl in your workplace realizes you got a new fetish the night before and decide to tease you about it.

>> No.17218210

>>17218177
Would be awkward consider the number and contradictory number I got.

The new, strongfat one would be tough to explain

>> No.17218225

>>17218210
Monsters would probably enjoy someone with flexible fetishes.
They get to try so many more things to make you squirm.

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>>17218036
A close second, I'd say.

>> No.17218247

>>17218177
I wonder how they'd react when they sensed me, and all the /d/-tier fetishes I have. I'm pretty sure I can't even count them all on both hands.

>> No.17218257

>>17218247
I wonder what a monstergirl's reaction would be to smelling KDF-tier fetishes on someone randomly in public.

>> No.17218270

>>17218257
They call the Matchmaking Hotline and notify them that there's an excellent Diamond Trumpart candidate on the loose.

>> No.17218276

>>17218270
Wait whats wrong with Diamond Trumparts again? Animal dicks or something?

>> No.17218277

>>17218257
You mean incest, lolicon, BDSM, petplay, diapers, latex and lolidom?
Those are still all more grounded and reasonable than the ones I got. Even the diapler play.

>> No.17218281

>>17218225
It's all fun and games till the P'orc security guard tries to tease my strongfat fetish why the werebat on the help desk 'randomly' try out being an oppai loli.

And then there's the wyvern accoubtant trying the muscle and lactation fetishes

>> No.17218283

>>17218276
That was just an example that was given, with the point being that they are into all varieties of kinky /d/ stuff.

>> No.17218286

>>17218177
>Mgs at office figure out anon likes clothed paizuri.
>They all come in to work the next day wearing office shirts with one middle button undone.

>> No.17218291

>>17218177
I don't think fetishes are some kind of switch, Anon. It's more that they sense your desires.
If you desire something enough for it to be a fetish, they probably would've seen the desire climbing before it even happened.
Watching all the different desires rise and fall would be like watching the stock market.
A fox would see your desire for fluffiness. A Kraken would see your desire for Kuddles. They're all acutely aware of the desire you have for them, specifically. It's why the profiles keep mentioning "a man that strikes their fancy".

>> No.17218296

>>17218177
I hope they dont find out about my lolidom fetish

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>>17218071
Then I have no choice but to call her an old hag and say that I'm leaving for a grapesnake. I might not get away with it, but at least I bullied her

>> No.17218311

>>17218291
>foxes can tell how much of a mofuslut you are at a glance
That's not fair. You can't even bluff them!
Curse these smug foxes.

>> No.17218319

>>17218277
>lolicon
Monsters would probably be more wierded out by people hating it.

>> No.17218320

>>17218300
>And that kids, is how anon became the Pharaohs dick throne.

>> No.17218324

>>17218300
Hope you're ready for her to tie you to her throne so she can make you cum all day long with Sumata.

>> No.17218344

>>17218320
>>17218324
These doesn't sound much like punishment. More like positive reinforcement. Especially if anon is a masochist

>> No.17218354

>>17218344
It's to get you addicted to her so you don't ever think of switching sides and working for that snake whore. All you need is your Pharaoh anon, no other girls.

>> No.17218365

So if you want one hard enough, a Shog will just show up?

>> No.17218369

What would happen if you took winter girls (wendigos, yetis, glacies, Yuki-Onna) on a vacation to the desert?

or

What would happen if you took the desert girls (pharaoh, apophis, anubis, sphinx) on a vacation to a winter wonderland?

>> No.17218374

>>17218365
>he thinks a Shog isnt already there
>he thinks a shog isnt everywhere at once
>he thinks shogs aren't omnipresent

SILLY
I
L
L
Y

>> No.17218375

>>17218365
No, that's kikimora. Shog appear at random because she is chaos

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>>17218369
You could probably put some cookie dough into a Wendigo's coat, and take it out a few minutes later fully baked and mostly eaten.

>> No.17218415

>>17218374
>>17218375
How do you first identify when a Shog is already in your house?

>> No.17218416

>>17218369
Wendigo will enter Overheat Mode and smoke will pour out of her ears.
Yeti will explosively shed, and lose 40 pounds of fur in the process.
Glacies and Yuki-onna will melt into very low-consistency slimes, and need to be carried around in a bucket to keep them alive.

Pharaoh will demand that someone fetch a warm enclosure and an IR lamp for her snake familiar.
Apophis will cling to the nearest warm body or enter a hibernation sleep trying.
Sphnix will pull out a cardboard box, MGS style, and stay inside it for warmth.
Anubis will demand that you wrap your coat around her and shelter her from the cold, not that she wants to be pressed against your chest or anything like that though, you dumb servant.

>> No.17218418

>>17218415
Just look for purple stuff with eyes. You can also try playing with fire and poking your finger with a needle.

>> No.17218432

>>17218369
Ice Queens would flash freeze the immidiate area when she is sufficiently enraged

Fortunately they don't leave their palaces

>> No.17218457

>>17218415
Do you feel tingly at night?
You could've sworn you saw and eye in the corner wall?
That strange humming noise you thought was the house "settling"?
The dishes magically clean?
You feel a little "jelly"?


Youve got a shog in the house. Just gotta shout out that you're ok with shoggoths and you dont mind how she looks. Then shell form infront of you.

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dead

>> No.17218517
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>>17218508
Dead is best.

>> No.17218518

>>17218508
Is there an anti-lich that can give life to things that weren't alive before?

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>>17218508
I wish undead would stop trying to make it back into my top 3.

>> No.17218538

>>17218508
>>17218517
Girls with pale skin are unhealthy and give birth to sick children
Say no to undeads (except mummies)

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>>17218354
But then how am I supposed to ask her anubutt assistant out on a date?

>> No.17218554

>>17218508
Busy learning Zbrush so I can hopefully one day make lewd anubis figurines.
Progress is slow.

>> No.17218566

>>17218517
>Playing Valkyrie Drive that got ported from Vita
>There's a character who shares the Wight's hairstyle and body
>You can add Elf ears to her

Now I know why that one Anon loves Elf-Wights

>> No.17218578

>>17218517
Undead lolis with sexy butts are the best.

>>17218538
>and give birth to sick children
They're perfectly healthy, they're just undead that's all.

>> No.17218588

>>17218578
I imagine raising undead daughterus would be kind of scary, they wouldn't feel pain so they'd lack a much needed development factor.

>> No.17218596

>>17218277
>Those are still all more grounded and reasonable than the ones I got. Even the diapler play.
Golly anon, you must be something.

>> No.17218603

>>17218588
You wouldn't have to worry about a thing. They can't even die so all you have to do is play with her.

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>>17218566
It's a good game too, pretty much a senran clone but that's not a bad thing.
Wights are pretty much perfect too.

>> No.17218630

>>17218613
I don't really mind since it's the same people that made the game.

Plus I got a -25% coupon too so why not.

>> No.17218649

>>17218613
>It's a good game too,
I disagree

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>>17218630
I already had physical copies of the senran games so sadly no coupon here but it's been worth the money so far anway.
>>17218649
Tastes are subjective so you're welcome to think that. It's not a AAA technical masterpiece but I expected a fun mindless brawler and got exactly that, I've been wanting some more senran even if it is basically a reskin.

Although I'd prefer monster girl ninjas.Which brings up a good question, which other races would look good in kunoichi's outfit?

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>>17218613
The profile design is already perfect. I like both fully grown and loli wights.

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>>17218738
I like it when they go through their chuuni phase.

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>>17218517

Dead bodies are old and rotting.

Ghosts are the superior dead.

>> No.17218810

>>17218683
>Kej kunoichi
>Uses blades attached to her hair as weapons

>> No.17218811

>>17218810

I'd like to think they'd use their hair as monofilament cutting wire.

>> No.17218818

>>17218755
JC wight is fine too.

>> No.17218834

>>17218810
Reminder that the most effective weapon a Kunoichi has is her ass

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>"So baws wuts the plan for today gonna be?"
Imps, Devils and Arch-Imps are underrated.

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17218849

>>17217897
Spoiler:
Shit really hits thee fan

>> No.17218856

>>17218794
I can literally hear her making hanyu noises in my head

>> No.17218858

>>17218849
That seems dire.

>> No.17218860
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>>17218794
If Ghosts can change their form to suit their boyfriend's tastes then they are indeed toppest of tiers

>> No.17218861

>>17218849
I don't get what's going on
Earth is being attacked by ayy lmao?

>> No.17218865

>>17218810
>manticoore kunoichi
>has no need for shurikens and can use her tail to swipe important objects
>she often gets disciplined by her sensei due to her sadistic streak causing her to fire spines at more people than requested, especially if she sees a girl with a large chest due to her still being flat at 17 years old

>> No.17218869
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17218869

>>17218683
Shoggoth kunoichi!
Sillyness strikes from the shadows!

>> No.17218870

>>17218845
Today, each of you is going to sit in my lap and I'll give you a present. Merry Christmas!

>> No.17218875
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>>17218870
>"Hmmmrng, baws is up to somethin'..."
Would you be a benevolent master or a tricksy one?

>> No.17218877

>>17218861
>ayy lmao mamano in paradox

Stop, my dick can't take that possibility just yet. I need to finish my training.

>> No.17218884

>>17217681
I got bored of the first one very quickly. They almost only use recycled CG from the first game.
Is this one better and do I need to finish the first one before this?

>> No.17218887

>>17218875
A benevolent one, but all my Imps would be Starscream-tier, trying to overthrow me if any weakness is shown.

It's up to me to pass off modern gadgets and technology as powerful magic that I can control to keep them in line.

Because if they don't behave, I'll trap them inside my Soul Window (Which is actually my TV).

>> No.17218890

>>17217681

I'm going to be all over that once it's translated.

It can combine the parts like MGQ did right? Does translation for the part 1 elements work in part 2? I at least need an interface translation since my machine translator loses it's shit at menus.

>> No.17218892

>>17218887
Aww. That's kinda cute actually. And clever. Those foolish imps would seem no smarter than goblins if they found out they'd been so rused all that time.
How many total?

>> No.17218909

>>17218875
Benevolent but tricksey, a good boss but one that pranks them with potions on occasion

>> No.17218923

>>17218794
>>17218860
Ghosts are by far the cutest species that's not lolis
Too bad they are spooky and way too freaky in bed

>> No.17218941

>>17218887
You mean make them wear collars?

>> No.17218966

>>17218892
>no smarter than goblins
Doesn't the Goblin profile go on about how smart they actually are?
You're thinking of Hobgoblins.

>> No.17218983

Would you walk for 10 hours down MGC as a human?

>> No.17218985

>>17218865
I forgot, does Manticore venom monsterize?

>> No.17218988

>>17218983
If you're single you won't last 10 hours. They can literally smell your spirit energy.

>> No.17218990

>>17218985
No reason it wouldn't.

>> No.17218995

>>17218983
> walk for 10 hours
i would be shocked if anyone here could walk out of their bedroom without getting exhausted

>> No.17219000

>>17218990
Probably takes more than a few shots to corrupt a woman to a new Manticore.

>> No.17219004

Would Kikis like watching soap operas while cleaning the house while Mastah is away?

>> No.17219007

>>17218995
I walk a mile and a half to work, which isn't really hard.

>> No.17219010

>>17218995
Believe it or not, some of us do go outside.
Boy do I pity metropolisfags.

>> No.17219014

>>17218995
I made it to the bathroom once, a couple of weeks ago.
That's my word for the bucket I keep at the foot of the bed.

>> No.17219020

>>17218985
No mention of it but it's reasonable to think it would, it's basically part of a monster girl inside a human woman.
Manticores are probably smug shits about corruption too, taunting the girl and lying about the transformation being painful.

>> No.17219022

>>17219007
>>17219010
>>17219014
ok, some go outside but are any of you capable of waking for 10 hours?

>> No.17219024

>>17218995
Fat anons don't deserve waifus

>> No.17219027

>>17219022
Sure. I once stayed awake for a whole day without sleeping.

>> No.17219028

>>17219000
How about a full tail swipe to the face?

>>17219010
Suburbs are underrated. This American dream thing is pretty sweet. If only I had a waifu to share it with though. This aspect needs to be explored further in stories.

>> No.17219037

>>17219022
At what speed and do I have water and food? If it gets me a waifu, I'm willing to try.

>> No.17219038

>>17218995
Torn meniscus is no fun...

...but I'd limp it anyway. Should prove to be interesting.

>> No.17219044

>>17218845
I want to be a Lex Luther type Saturday morning cartoon villain just so I can have an Imp second in command with a Brooklyn accent and wears a secretary outfit that's two sizes too small for her.

>> No.17219047

>>17218995
Projecting much?

>> No.17219048

>>17219024
>Portals open
>Anons' waifus running into their arms and happiness everywhere
>Fat anons' waifus see their husbando
>disappointment and disgust followed by leaving them

>> No.17219062

>>17218995
>tfw lost weight and regained some endurance

>> No.17219066

>>17219047
i'm more of a bicycle guy

>> No.17219068

>>17219022
I've been to Yellowstone on a regular basis.
Pray tell how this is topic relevant?

>> No.17219069

>>17219022
I've been on my feet for 8 hours for work related reasons at one point, that's without factoring in the 30 minute walk there and back. Not far off.

>> No.17219077

>>17218995
Anon it's not my fault. I just want my waifu to be there for me, to rip me out of bed and take me on a run, to run beside me and make sure I have the motivation, to not judge me, to keep at my pace and not run ahead.

>> No.17219085

>>17219028
That woman must have done something really bad to piss off a Manticore.

Assuming some of the spikes of her tail are now embedded on the woman's face, I'd say not long.

>> No.17219086

Inb4 the /fit/head moves the goalposts yet again.

>> No.17219091

>>17219024
>>17219048
Monster girls would love fat anons as much as skinny and fit anons
Looks do matter because of personal tastes but monster girls can't view cute boys as ugly no matter how overweight or short an anon is

>> No.17219092

>>17219048
This is how it should be.

>> No.17219104

>>17219091
Yeah but come on, when an MG looks at a fat anon or a Manlet, or a fat manlet. She's gotta feel some sort of disgust.

>> No.17219105

>>17219091
>can't view cute boys as ugly
wtf would be cute about a 4chan user

>> No.17219107
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17219107

it would be cool teaming up with a dragon knight

>> No.17219108

>>17219091
Monster girls would like obese anons just as some love obese girls. It would be thicc all over the place with them.

>> No.17219113

>>17219104
Not really.
They don't act like 3D such as you.

>> No.17219123

>>17219104
>Too fat, too skinny, too tall, too short, too muscly, too dumb, too smart, too normal
>tfw she'll never find her loved one

>> No.17219143

>>17219104
/fit/ pls

>> No.17219144

>>17219104
>>17219105
A monster girl would find you cute as long as you're a human male
Keep in mind that they're monsters with completely different minds and thought processes than humans so reflecting our idea of attractiveness on them makes no sense

>>17219123
>Portal opens
>Hopeless Anon thinks no monster girls would ever love him
>Decides to go out without safety measure since they won't attack him
>Get's kidnapped and raped within 30 minutes

>> No.17219147

>>17219123
This is how Dragon Zombies came to be.

>> No.17219150

>>17219104
they would see something akin to a kinder suprise
except fat instead of choclate.
still has a disapointment inside

>> No.17219153

>>17219143
I bet you are under 10'.

>> No.17219158

INCUBUSIZATION
saves the day again

>> No.17219161

>>17219105
>look at him, he's so grumpy all the time it makes me want to hug him
>tfw you will never be the light in his cynical life
Stuff like that.
Capcha: Deadend Gaylord

>> No.17219164

>>17219153
20' mustard race reporting in

>> No.17219165

>>17219161
>implying

Anon I'm as happy as can be.

>> No.17219175

>>17219161
it's gonna be more like
>she travels through dimensions to see him
>she is everything he has wanted his intir life
>he still finds something to bitch about
>no matter what she does, he stays angry

>> No.17219183
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>>17219022
All the jokes aside, there was one time in my life where, for about a year, I made a six mile commute by foot carrying about 30kg of crap with me in gym bags. Had to do that 5 times a week, more or less every week. It's not much weight by itself, but when you have to carry that stuff with you at the peak of summer or winter, through shitty weather, it adds up.
I guess I got kind of fit, but I felt like death doing it so much.

I'd do it again if I got pic related out of it, though.

>> No.17219187

>>17219175
Is he angry about elves?

>> No.17219193

>>17219165
I'm sort of happy with the help of escapism and alcohol.
>>17219175
That's okay, that side of him is why she fell for him in the first place.

>> No.17219196

>>17218995
>>17219022
I sure as heck can't, but I'm dangerously skinny and ave a chronic illness.

>> No.17219202

>>17219187
he's angry because he's an unpleasable dick

>> No.17219215

>>17219183
>Tinker Anubis
How cute! I bet she has to custom order all her tools so that she has handles big enough for her paws!

>> No.17219217
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17219217

I have this reoccurring though of a story where an anon stumbles across and old temple and is bound to an elemental.
Weird thing is that the element changes ever time i think about it
And its never wind.

>> No.17219224
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>>17219217
blow jobs.

>> No.17219228

>>17219224
aren't you a punny fucker

>> No.17219229

>>17219224
Cute!
Elementals are underrated.

>> No.17219231

>>17218755
I'm gonna blackmail that loli wight when she gets older!

>> No.17219233

>>17219215
I prefer the idea that she's been working with human-standard tools for so long, even with her paws, she can use them with the same degree of dexterity and precision any other person could.

>> No.17219234

>>17219224
She actually looks cute

>> No.17219244

>>17219231
With what?

>> No.17219259
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>>17219217
>Additionally, they have an extremely difficult time dealing with verbal abuse from their covenanter. If they hear even a little bit of this, they'll become afraid of being hated by their covenanter. Afterwards, they'll have wild, frenetic sex with him as though their ordinary gentle personality was a lie. They provide thorough service in order to make the covenanter love them again. They try to imprison a man's body and heart through sheer pleasure.
Jesus

>> No.17219269

Today I did dream with monstergirls for the first time in my life, and they were spiders

>> No.17219272

>>17219259
They sound like sweet girls who are afraid of losing their man, similar to Oomukades in a way but less agressive.

>> No.17219279
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17219279

How about vampires?

>> No.17219283
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17219283

>>17218369
Anubi would adapt to the snow nicely

>> No.17219286

>>17219269
I finally met my waifu in a dream a couple days ago, or at least what I thought must be her. Cuddling her felt suspiciously like cuddling my cat, but I think that's only because I can't even remember what people cuddling feels like.

>> No.17219288

>gnome
>undyne
>ignis
>sylph
>once upon a time the four elemental fags posted in harmony but everything changed when the ignis-fags shitposted.
>only the harem-fag, neck-beard whit all four waifus could stop them but when the board needed him most he disapeared
>hundreds of postes passed and we discoverd a new harem-fag, a new-fag by the name of anon
>his knowledge of mge is limited and he has alot to learn but i believe he can save the board

>> No.17219290 [SPOILER] 
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>ywn have a cheshire cat, tour guide, waifu that sucks off and fucks every new guest of wonderland
feelsbadman.jpg

>> No.17219293
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17219293

>>17219279
A best

>> No.17219296

>>17219259
So say I'm using a water spell, it doesn't come out right all day, and I start swearing in frustration
Does that mean ill get raped?

>> No.17219298

>>17219244
With that photo of her doing that dumb pose. I'll show it off to her undead royalty friends

>> No.17219306

>>17219288
Haremfags are shit though.

>> No.17219307

>>17219296
yes
but if you want the spell to work next time you got to initiate the rape

>> No.17219313

>>17219298
You'll be sent to the dungeons for forgery and slander.

>> No.17219315

>>17219306
let my sleep deprived brain enjoy this

>> No.17219321
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>>17219306
You're a shit, I want a one way trip to the Khepri pit.

>> No.17219341

>>17219321
>anon gets thrown into the khepri pit
>month later he is king of an underground kingdom
>pharao has to find a new form of punishment

>> No.17219357

>>17219341
Public rape.

>> No.17219358
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>>17219313
She can do what she will. The damage has been done, and now the other undead girls will make fun of her behind her back

>> No.17219372

>>17219296
>Anon fails at spell
>Shouts "USELESS TRASH!"
>Undine hears him
"Useless.... does he think I'm useless?"
"Does he not like his powers anymore?...Does he not like ME anymore?"
"No......nonononoNONONONONONO!"
>Anon is suddenly swept up by a wave
>the undine effortlessly flows though the wave till she gets to him.
>Her eyes are filled with violent determination.
"My dear master... I can be useful, all we need is to tighten our bond.
>anon doesn't even know whats caused this change in this, but he isn't one to turn her down

>> No.17219385

>>17219341
An underground desert kingdom with lighting from balls of magic would be comfy. The sandy vagina Pharaoh wouldn't know what she was missing.

>> No.17219387
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17219387

>>17219283
Anubi should wear winter clothing and be less formal more often

>> No.17219420
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17219420

Remember, If you rape an elf, they win.

In order to win against an elve you must not rape the elf.

>> No.17219427

>>17219420
Not it's so hard'

>> No.17219432

>>17219420
a win-win or a lose-lose situation and still ppl say elves should lose
the inteligence of this thread lowers everyday

>> No.17219446

>>17219420
That elf ain't soft enough for me to rape.

>> No.17219447

>>17219420
Elves aren't for rape

>> No.17219450

>>17219372
Anon is going with the flow

>> No.17219453

>>17219387
Her ear tips are going to freeze with those earmuffs on, she needs a warm wooly hat to press and cover her ears

>> No.17219458

>>17219387
But then how will they get anything done, if they're too busy being cuddled and fawned over by me?

>> No.17219464
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>>17219279
A narcoleptic autist Vampire?

>> No.17219487

>>17219458
You'll just have to find her journal and edit in more time for cuddling around a fireplace!

>> No.17219517

>>17219313
The Wight who sent you there for exposing her chunni phase would personally torture you by draining your energy slowly with her claws.

>> No.17219521 [DELETED] 

did i miss the hype?

>> No.17219525

>>17219521
What hype?

>> No.17219528

>>17219525
this post was meant for another thread, sorry.

>> No.17219532

>>17219528
What thread? I want to be in on the hype too.

>> No.17219536

>>17219532
/mggg/

>> No.17219541

>>17219536
What?

>> No.17219544
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17219544

>>17219541
The monster girl game general. And I guess the hype is about Paradox 2.

>> No.17219610

>>17219290
I'm gonna need an uncensored source on that.

>> No.17219636

>>17218794
>Dead bodies are old and rotting.
they are fermenting anon

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>>17218794
>>17219636
Monster Mojo.

>> No.17219648

>>17219231
>>17219298
>having a shit dysfunctional relationship with a wight
>not having old photos of you fucking her to look at together instead

>> No.17219652

I want to be the butler of a loli vampire and make use of her bottom when her parents leave for an evening.

>> No.17219676
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>>17219487
>Editing her journal
>Not replaing it entirely for one I wrote

7:00 - Wake up, commence half-asleep cuddling under the covers
7:15 - Wash and shower, spend disproportionate amount of time letting Anon shampoo and condition hair and tail
7:45 - Get carried back to the bedroom by Anon, have breakfast in bed with him
8:00 - Cuddling
10:00 - Nuzzling
12:00 - Lunch
13:00 - Go out for a walk in the snow, hold hands, huddle up in Anon's coat
17:00 - More walking, while appreciating the winter evening, maybe at a park, riverside or wandering around the city
19:00 - Return home, share a hot chocolate with Anon in front of the fireplace, let him warm up my ears by rubbing and breathing on them
19:30 - Fireside snuggling, possibly nuzzling
20:30 - Cosy candlelit dinner while snow falls outside
21:30 - Wash up, receive full-body massage from Anon
23:00 - Bedtime, and wild, passionate lovemaking

Repeat for every page of the journal, with slight variations as appropriate.

>> No.17219691

>>17219676
Is it bad that I regularly think up the schedules my Anubis waifu would make us? There's just something so peaceful and assuring about thinking of her writing them to make sure we spend as much time together as possible.

>> No.17219708

>>17219691
No of course there isn't anon. I love the idea and if I wasn't so unoriginal and brain dead I would do that with my Anubis too.

>> No.17219716

>>17219691
It's only bad if you don't post some of the examples you've thought up.
The love between an anubis and her husband is the purest love that can exist.

>> No.17219738
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17219738

Are Space Elves Elves?

>> No.17219747

>>17219652
Well, that's what loli undead are for. Partners for passionate anal lovemaking with big and warm living cocks.

>> No.17219750

>>17219738
Only if she can see the future where I plunge my holy sword into her webway.

>> No.17219755

>>17219738
Were you just in the /a/ thread that got deleted?

>> No.17219764

>>17219747
Yep.
Gonna do that to my young mistress every evening so that she may truly blossom into a figure worthy of the house.

May even begin using manticore venom to fill her up in the process and plug her up afterwards so that she may properly absorb it all.

>> No.17219766

>>17219755
Maybe.

>> No.17219776

>>17219738
She gives me a mighty need to breed her until she has an army of daughterus!
And then we start on the daughteru Navy!

>> No.17219795

>>17219716
I won't bore you with anything too in depth or specific, but it's actually really nice to think of how long certain activities would take with her; for example, what positions we would read books together on the couch in and for how long, or how much time it would take to properly wash, groom, and dry her fur, hair, paws, and tail in the morning I usually put that time between 15 minutes for a quick one, and over an hour for a longer session.

>> No.17219798

>>17219766
Then I have a question I was gonna ask before it got pruned.
I know next to nothing about 40K lore, but apparently there's some recent story event involving Cadia. And that it fell to something, and now there's a big stonking Eye of Terror thing dividing the galaxy in two. What exactly is it? Chaos? How did Cadia fall, too? I keep reading something about how the planet "broke" before the guard did.

>> No.17219801

>>17219691
Anubutts are known as autism dogs, so you doing it as well means your love is really strong.

>> No.17219810

>>17219798
/tg/'s 40k general can explain it to you

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>>17219738
Watch out for Eldar tricks, anon. One minute you think you're in control here, and the next you're trapped on a craftworld as a trophy for everyone to see!

>> No.17219871

>>17219795
>I won't bore you with anything too in depth or specific
You made the mistake of thinking I'll ever be bored by people talking about anubi, regardless of how in-depth or specific it is.

>what positions we would read books together on the couch in and for how long
Like sitting back-to-back against each other. Or, if you're sharing the same book, one of you can lean back against the other while they hold the book and act as a pillow. If there's enough space to do it, you can both lie on your backs, head-to-head. Or she can sit in a chair while you sit on the floor, leaning back against the chair so she can wrap her legs around you from above.

And it is nice to think about how long those sorts of things would take. I think when you put thought into that sort of thing, you have to think about exactly what you'll be doing in that amount of time. Makes it seem more real when you're focusing on every brush, stroke and caress.

>> No.17219873

>>17219858
>willingly going with heretical witches.

Please, its like you didn't even read your primer on how to beat them!

Go for the ears!

>> No.17219879
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17219879

>>17218995
I walk about half that at my job every day. Every day is leg day for me.

>> No.17219883

>>17219858
Fuck off back to /tg/ and take Bollocks with you

>> No.17219884

>>17219738
In the fluff it's pretty clear that they're aliens, and not just elves, but artists tend to draw them as normal elves.

>> No.17219898
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I wish I had a pair of familiars to do this with.

>> No.17219900

>>17219871
Those are actually positions I've never thought of before, and I must say that they're quite nice! Most of the ones I think of are of her sitting in my lap while we read, though. I think my favourite would have to be sitting upright with her in my lap, and placing my hands over her paws as we read, lacing my fingers though hers from above and moving together to turn the pages. It also gives me good access to her neck to leave kisses and nibbles!

>You have to think about exactly what you'll be doing in that amount of time.
That's exactly how I thought up those times! Like how her tail and hair would take longer to dry than her fur, or if I should use different brushes and combs after she does dry off! I think i would have a hard time limiting the time spent tending to her; I'd be prone to just spending all day taking care of her!

>> No.17219904

>>17219898
I wish I had little kakuens.

>> No.17219905
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17219905

>>17219873
>Go for the ears!
But what if they're wearing helmets? Eldar are powerful psychics too anon! Going for the ears is a tough proposition!

>> No.17219909

>>17219905
That's why you grapple and go for the ears!
They may be fast but they aren't stronger than a human!

Grapple them and rip those helmets from them!

Molest those ears in the name of the Emperess!

>> No.17219911
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17219911

I want to dress my fearsome porc warlord in a cute dress!

>> No.17219916

>>17219911
Porcs can't be fearsome even if they try.

>> No.17219919

>>17219900
>I think my favourite would have to be sitting upright with her in my lap, and placing my hands over her paws as we read, lacing my fingers though hers from above and moving together to turn the pages. It also gives me good access to her neck to leave kisses and nibbles!
That's pretty stellar. Lacing fingers between fluffy anubis digits is like heaven, I bet. Although, I bet if you're reading the same book, she'd finish each page with record timing. She'd huff and puff because she has to wait for you to catch up, and when you kiss and nibble at her, it'll take even longer for you to catch up so she can turn the page. She wouldn't tell you to stop, though.

>I'd be prone to just spending all day taking care of her
True. Just give me some potion or magic spell that lets me remain in contact with her, looking after her 24/7. Like a wendigo's husband-cloak, or an elemental covenant, but for an anubis.

>> No.17219923

>>17219883
You've got a bad attitude, quit getting mad at completely random shit

>> No.17219927

>>17219911
Porcs are for merciless molestation only.

>> No.17219929
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>>17219911
I wanna dress my muscular tomboy Hellhound up in a frilly dress!

>> No.17219943

>>17219911
I want to get my big, strongfat warboss out of her armor and into a cute bikini and short shorts!

>> No.17219947

Would you go wedding dress shopping with your waifu, or would you hold to tradition and wait until the day of to see her in the dress?

Related, would a Tanuki buy her wedding dress, make it at half the cost, or use her mother's and pass it down for free?

>> No.17219948
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17219948

>>17219911
>>17219929
I want to dress my nerdy NEET Anubis in a cute dress and take her somewhere fancy.

>> No.17219951

>>17219919
>She'd huff and puff because she has to wait for you to catch up, and when you kiss and nibble at her, it'll take even longer for you to catch up so she can turn the page.
I consider myself a pretty fast reader, but you're right, she'd just leave me in the dust. I guess I would have to do my best to placate her with lots of kisses and maybe some ear scratches, too.

>Like a wendigo's husband-cloak, or an elemental covenant, but for an anubis.
Maybe a spell? We know that they can cast the mummy curse, so I don't see why they couldn't conjure up a spell to warp time perception. Failing that, you could just surprise her with a schedule you made yourself, all the slots dedicated to worshipping her body.

>> No.17219961

>>17219948
I want to dress my smug black Dragon in a beautiful, pure, white and yellow paladin armor.

>> No.17219971

>>17219947
I would wait to see her dress, but she probably wouldn't be able to decide on one design, so it would be some sort of shifting mirage dress.

>> No.17219979

>>17219929
I want to bully a tomboy Hellhound for liking girly things.

>> No.17219980

>>17219947
I'd hold to tradition, I think. If I was to see her in a wedding dress she decided on, and I only got to see her wearing on the day, I'd probably fall for her all over again.

>> No.17219981

>>17219898
>145
>147
IMAGINE

>> No.17219983

>>17219898
I want an Opposum girl so that my daughterus would swing on my arms with their tails.

>> No.17219987

>>17219947
I'd want to wait to see how lovely she looks in her wedding dress.

>> No.17219991

>>17219923
Or you can fuck off with your 40kiddie shit

>> No.17219993

>>17219991
Okay, but first can you send me a full list of every thing you don't like so I can make sure to stop liking them, o supreme thread king?

>> No.17219994
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17219994

Spiders are the best.
Just the best.

>> No.17219998

>>17219911
>have fearsome warlord P'Orc waifu
>can make a grown man shit himself
>commands the respect of her entire clan
>cried on your anniversary when you bought her a new dress, and high heels for dinner that night
>she cried because she always wanted her own pair of high heels and you just made her the happiest P'Orc in the entire tribe
>babies were made that night

>> No.17220003

>>17219947
Would a Sea Bishop wear a Mermaid fit dress?

>> No.17220005

>>17219983
>Opposum girl
>she's that trailer trash princess type that's way too hot for the trailer park
>she's also the only person in the entire park that doesn't have a meth lab in her trailer

>> No.17220021

>>17219947
Wait, of course. I bet her, her mom and sisters would all go choose one together and I would love the result.

>> No.17220026
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17220026

Silly serpent, you can't wear pantyhose.

>> No.17220027

>>17220026
How did her shirt come open?

>> No.17220029

>>17220026
Is this TF? Is there more?

>> No.17220030

>>17219951
Getting her to cast a time warping spell would be great, but I'm talking about going even further than that. Devoting my entire body to her in the most literal sense possible.
Becoming an anubis' familiar, or something like that. Giving up my body and life to be a spirit only she can see or hear, constantly at her side.

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>>17219979
I wanna tease her about the girly frilly underwear she keeps hidden in her room!

>> No.17220056

>>17220033
Why are huge, muscled girls with frilly underwear so cute?

>> No.17220065

>>17220056
Gap moe.

>> No.17220077

>>17220065
I guess.

A huge, muscled arachne and a strongfat ogre waiting for me in bed in cute underwear would be nice.

>> No.17220096
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17220096

>>17220056
Fit Hellhound dressed like pic related when?

>> No.17220099

>>17220096
Yes.

Although fit should be replaced with /fit/

>> No.17220113

>>17220030
I see what you mean, and while I'm not willing to go quite that far only temporarily, at least I can really understand the appeal to being that devoted to the woman you love. Something like a pocket dimension could be fun as well, just stepping into one for what seemed like days on end, but coming back to find almost no time has passed in reality.

>> No.17220114

>>17219911
Buiii!

>> No.17220119

Reverse trap monster girl.

>> No.17220120

>>17220113
Then you would age faster than earth time in the pocket dimension. Your family would watch you grow old in fast forward.

>> No.17220133

>>17219998
She deserves the happiness, all the happiness!

>> No.17220134

>>17220120
But I just want comfy alone time with the waifu, not crazy hypothetical time warping bullshit. Spells and schedules it is, then.

>> No.17220140
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>>17220099
Ah yes, right, /fit/

>> No.17220142
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17220142

Would a rich tanuki accept my ring that a labored for?

>> No.17220143

>>17220134
Pocket dimensions are fine, but it's important to remember that time is relative. There wouldn't be any complications back on Earth if the dimension simply had Earth time.

>> No.17220150

>>17220142
What is it made of?

>> No.17220151

>>17220140
Exactly.

That's a wolfu I wouldn't mind walking in on when she's changing or getting ready for DnD

>>17220142
Yep, she'd treasure it no matter its value.

>> No.17220153

>>17220120
>>17220134
>>17220143
Fuck off with that autistic shit.

>> No.17220160

>>17220119
>Start a bromance with a reverse trap monster girl because you think she's a dude
>Feel incredibly confused when mamono mana kicks in and you start lusting after your "bro"
It would be a really sadistic thing to pull on a guy to be honest. It could be worse though.

>> No.17220166

>>17220153
That's science mate, and basically 5th grade level. Get bent.

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>>17220160
Alps are dangerous manipulative creatures and are not to be trusted.
unless it's your chilhood friend

>> No.17220200

>>17220113
Yeah, in reality, I'd probably only do it temporarily too. But if I could free myself from every worldly responsibility save for her, I'd cross that line happily. Wanna give ghost hugs to the anubis.

An I like the pandemonium pocket dimension too. Someplace where time loses all definition, and the entirety of space is just a fluid plaything subject o your shared whims.

>> No.17220208

>>17220176
This is why Alps deserve extreme bullying.

>> No.17220217
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>>17220151
>Nerd wolfu kabedons you
>"I use 'pin'. I move in to steal the human rogue's first kiss."

>> No.17220219

>>17220176
I want to tease my alp by spiking her food with hathor milk and joking about how none of the weight goes to her chest.

unless it does, then there would be problems.

>> No.17220222

>>17220217
>Implying I don't steal her kiss first while she does that
>Implying I don't say "I'd readied an action" while she's standing there, flustered.

>> No.17220224

>>17220142
I wanna propose to my Tanuki waifu with a ring pop.

>> No.17220225

>>17220222
>she leans in close to your ear
>BAZINGA

>> No.17220229

>>17220134
I always imagined that in situations like that, the concept of time as we know it doesn't really apply to those magical dimensions. Your perception becomes hazy, and you can't tell the difference between a second or an hour, to the pint that you could find yourself experiencing the latter in the span of the former.

>> No.17220231

>>17220225
My boner is gone, utterly flaccid now.
I better not start detecting dangerous levels of honk in this thread.

I don't want to go back to the library

>> No.17220240
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17220240

Fluffy holsts!

>> No.17220241

>>17220240
Gonna ruffle her hair.

>> No.17220243

>>17220208
>>17220219
Alps are pure. PURE.

>> No.17220249

>>17220243
Indeed.

That's why I want to tease one till she demands I stick it in.

>> No.17220252

>>17220240
I want to touch the cow.

For cow tipping purposes only obviously.

>> No.17220254

>>17220243
>loves cock so much they changed genders
>pure

>> No.17220255

I think there was an alp gordon ramsay posted here or something. I could be wrong.

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17220259

>>17219947
Just wanted to post this

>> No.17220260

>>17220243
Once a man, always a man. Screwing alps makes you gay.

>> No.17220262

>>17220259
Silly wife

>> No.17220264

>>17220254
Or you know, they loved you so much they change for you.

>> No.17220269

>>17219947
>would a Tanuki buy her wedding dress, make it at half the cost, or use her mother's and pass it down for free?
She'd pick one of the most expensive ones and haggle the price down to the point that the dress shop owed her money.

>> No.17220283

>>17220259
You do realize this is Shog propaganda, right? There is no way a Shoggoth can be a good wife. Why not pick a Kiki instead?

>> No.17220292

Who's the best housewife, Nureonago or Shoggoth?

>> No.17220293

>>17220240
>highlander breed holst

>> No.17220301

>>17220260
Nah famalam. Balls didn't touch.

>> No.17220305

>>17220260
If it has no dick, can get pregnant, and has a vagina/breasts, its a woman.

>> No.17220307 [SPOILER] 
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>>17220292
Alps

>> No.17220312

Muscular versions of normally weak monsters, or weak versions of normally muscular monsters?

>> No.17220318
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>>17220312
>Muscular versions of normally weak monsters,
>tfw no muscle weresheep

>> No.17220326

>>17220312
Both.

I would enjoy a hugely muscled ghandarva as much as I would enjoy a pudgy and weak oni.

Having both is best.

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17220338

>>17220312
>weak versions of normally muscular monsters
I want a nerdy Hellhound

>> No.17220341

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that some muscled monsters take it easy in the morning and trying to interrupt their rest is a quick way to end up a daiki.

>> No.17220342

>>17220292
Nure, but if you don't care about your life and sanity then Shogg.

>> No.17220344

>>17220338
>Nerdhound is literally called Hellena
I can see that poor kid being bullied because of her name.

>> No.17220346

>>17220338
>Melty blood
Nice.

>> No.17220347

>>17220338
TO THE NEET CAVE

>> No.17220348

Friendly reminder that the best place to raise little Hellhound daughterus is hell itself.

Book a trip today and see for yourself!

>> No.17220360

>>17220283
Kikimor' lies. Shogs make appropriate wifes.
>>17220292
They are fairly different, even if they are both slime meidos.

>> No.17220362

>>17220338
>Nerdhound forcing still exists
You fucks don't quit, do you?

>> No.17220363

>>17217681
Huh.
Is there a gallery on exhentai set up yet?

>> No.17220372

>>17220338
>ESO
Why would you do this to yourself

>> No.17220377

>>17220338
source of game?

>> No.17220381

How much do you think a bottle of holstaur milk would cost considering its rarity? Would it be enough to make a living off of?

>> No.17220384

>>17220240
Holy shit that's fucking cute, thanks for sharing anon, always love seeing new Holstaur pictures.

>> No.17220386

>>17220360
Silly Anon. Kikis can't lie.

>> No.17220387

Are kobolds any good working in IT? I've heard they have experience with WANs.

>> No.17220390

>>17220381
Depends. How many dairy holsts are there? How easy is it to distribute the milk? What's the local economy like?

>> No.17220395

>>17220384
I want to buy one of these for a Holstarus' Birthday.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eQzcsN1zdM4

>> No.17220397

>>17220386
I'm starting to think that Kikis are actually far more devious than Shogs.

>> No.17220403

>>17220395
This reminded me of those videos where people start playing music then cows start to arrive just to hear them play.

I wonder if i can do the same with a Holst herd?

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>> No.17220412

>>17220397
I'm convinced it's false flag attacks on both sides. Just shop around when choosing a maido and see which fits you better.

>> No.17220419

>>17220403
I wonder if accounts like these actually happen: https://twitter.com/shookened/status/808813003080691712

>> No.17220420
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17220420

>>17220338
Gonna tease that nerd until she violently rapes me!

>> No.17220422

>>17220420
Puberty is going to hit both of you like a ton of bricks.

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17220424

>>17220395
I'm not sure what it means that I already knew what that video was going to be before I opened it. I like to think it means I love Holstaurs just that much.
>>17220403
I sure hope so, I'd relearn how to play the cello just to attract some.
>>17220419
Damn why are cows so fucking cute?

>> No.17220428

>>17220424
>Damn why are cows so fucking cute?
It's a shame they make tasty burgers and steaks.

>> No.17220438

>>17220424
One thing I would definitely try to attract with my violin are wights and dragons. Cows are pretty cute too.

>> No.17220439

>>17220428
And that their fart gas is so good at dooming the planet.

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17220443

>>17220422
>Hellhound childhood friend
>As you both grow up together, you start to notice each other's bodies more
>But she doesn't want to rape you and compromise a life long friendship

>> No.17220453

>>17220381
>MG economics
better get some Hakutaku in here to explain it

>> No.17220455

>>17220443
>She sees you hit puberty and your development
>She can barely handle it anymore
>She finally hits puberty
>Hormones and Mamono Mana work their magic
>"FUCK IT. I know he loves me and he's my mate. Why bother with these games? He's my husband and he better know it!"

>> No.17220461

>>17220424
Imagine going to the woods alone to relax a bit. Sitting down playing the harmonica or something like that with eyes closed trying to achieve pure comfiness.

Then when you finish you open your eyes and realize you are surrounded by lots of Holsts doing that tail thing they do and looking at you intensely.

I bet many people started a dairy farm by accident that way.

>> No.17220466

>>17220461
What tail thing? Sounds comfy.

>> No.17220470

>>17220466
I don't know how's it called. They use their tail like a whip or something, sorry for my poor english.

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>>17220292
Nureonago, canonically.

>> No.17220487

>>17220470
I tried to find a video of what you're describing. I ended up seeing a cow with a prolapsed uterus. That's enough cow videos for tonight.

>> No.17220507

>>17220487
Sorry Anon.

>> No.17220523

>>17220411
Yeah, yeah, It'll be your turn soon, get in line with the rest of the cows.

>> No.17220529

>>17220523
She probably hasn't been milked in a while and is probably restless about it.

You wouldn't be so cruel to deny her the milking she desperately wants, would you anon?

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17220533

>>17220411

>> No.17220538

>>17220533
Enough milk for a starving village!

>> No.17220542

>>17220533
I haven't seen it here, but why do some drawings of cow girls have them wearing headsets?

>> No.17220561

>>17220533
Oddly enough, I can help but think of HER milking ME

All with that big smile on her face

>> No.17220565

>>17220533
i want that cow to lay on top of me

>> No.17220568

>>17220542
Sometimes cowgirls are based on certain characters to show how "healthy" they are. You probably saw one of those thicc girls wearing headsets turned into cowgirls.

>> No.17220590

>>17220542
It's an idolmaster thing.

>> No.17220605

>>17220561
You can milk each other at the same time, that's the glory of nursing handjobs.

>> No.17220628 [SPOILER] 
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17220628

What if mgs found out their favorite male idol was a huge slut for his fat old danuki manager?

>> No.17220634

Hi I'm anon and I'm addicted to _________________.

>> No.17220641

>>17220634
Cute germanic alps.

>> No.17220642

>>17220634
BIG. FAT. SPADE TAILS.

>> No.17220644

>>17220634
Cunny!

>> No.17220655

>>17220634

Big fluffy fox ears.

>> No.17220663

>>17220634
My Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru.

>> No.17220673

>>17220471
I want to fondle those blobs of slime in her hair. Maybe even lick them

>> No.17220680

>>17220634
Monsters. Not all breeds, but most of them. I wish I knew how to narrow it down.

>> No.17220682

>>17220634
Spooning for comfort

>> No.17220709

>>17220634
Lamias. A case can also be made for Wurms too.
I don't know what's up with me, I just love thick scaly tails.

>> No.17220717

>>17220634
spider butts

>> No.17220724
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>> No.17220728

>>17220724
>buttslut_in_training.jpg

>> No.17220733

>>17220728
Anon no. That's someone's daughteru.

>> No.17220736
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17220736

>>17220634
Thicc lactating mojyos.

>> No.17220738

>>17220724
What a cute little wolfu, I want to pet her.

>> No.17220741

>>17220724
Young lady! We taught you better than that! You are not a dog, you are a member of the proud race of monsters. You need to act as such.

>> No.17220744

>>17220634
squishy chaos girls.

>> No.17220746

>>17220733
Every girl is someone's daughteru anon.

>> No.17220749

>>17220738
That's fenrir loosed, heralding the end of times.

>> No.17220750

>>17220746
2 d e e p
4
M
E

>> No.17220751
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>Daydreaming about Tio
>Thinking of falling asleep in he perfect lap as her boobs lightly press down on me
>Suddenly wake up 6 hours later at midnight
Goddamn cinnamon roll, my sleep schedule is borked now

>> No.17220757

>>17220751
Welcome to the night shift Anon! What is wrong with her face? I can't put my finger on it, but something is very wrong with it.

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>>17220634
cows, big cows, moo-snu!

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>>17220634
Getting my blood or energy drained

>> No.17220771
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>>17220757
Meh, just stylized differently. I save a lot of Tio images.

>> No.17220772

Help me Dr. Lilim! I can't sleep. Who do you prescribe for insomnia?

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17220775

>>17220772
Weresheep

>> No.17220784

>>17220771
and in a single gif lolis eternally BTFO

>> No.17220791

>>17220634
Oomukades

>> No.17220805
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>>17220784
Now now. To each their own.

>> No.17220827

>>17220771

It just occurred to me that lamias can adjust their "standing" height at will.

>> No.17220831

Do you ever get tired of masturbating? I'm not tired of monster girls, I just can't bring myself to rub one out. I just want to hug a warm loving body and relax tonight. Also, do hand warmers work well for enhancing Dakis?

>> No.17220851

>>17220772
The best cure other than NEVER GIVING UP is obviously cuddling to sleep.

>> No.17220867

>>17220831

I've actually been considering getting an electric blanket to stuff inside my daki.

>> No.17220884

Would Autismhounds be okay if you got them Knex instead of LEGOs? At least it's not MegaBloks right?

>> No.17220891

>>17220884
Knex is fine. It's different instead of just being a knockoff.

>> No.17220892

>>17216550
that actually is a thing

Kuu Ai (Bessatsu Comic Unreal Monster Musume Paradise Digital Ban Vol. 8)

>> No.17220895

>>17220892
That's a whip spider.

>> No.17220931
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17220931

Is it hip fuck?

>> No.17220935
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17220935

>>17220931
Yes.

>> No.17220938
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>>17220931
As long as they're slathered in/producing honey

>> No.17220981

>>17220935
Bee Automatons. Sure, why not?

>> No.17221065

>>17220981
No, Honeybot.

>> No.17221067
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>>17220931
>Pump your hips, pump your hips!

>> No.17221070
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17221070

Never forget that Succubi are masters at eromancy and seduction. Don't look one in the eyes unless you want to lose your purity.
Alps and freshly monsterized Succubi are ok though

>> No.17221073

>>17221065
What will Gremlins think of next? Those girls are amazing!

>> No.17221077
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17221077

>>17221073
Why does everything need to about MGE with you?

>> No.17221079

>>17221067
Would you want a bee girl to cheer you on as you mating press her?

>> No.17221088

>>17221077
Because I've lost track of Yu-Gi-Oh lore since that time it was set in a school.

>> No.17221089

>>17221079
Absolutely. Cheering me on and telling me how we're gonna run away and make our own hive with all of the daughters Im gonna pump into her breeding hips, and that I'm a studly king taking his queen.
Etcetera etcetera.

>> No.17221123

>>17221088
It still is, dingus.

>> No.17221129
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>>17221123
But all I remember is the Harpy Sisters.

>> No.17221132
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I want to snuggle mouse while giving her a cheesy line of love!

>> No.17221142
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>>17221129
Old and busted.

>> No.17221148

>>17221142
Oh yeah, there was also that time the Dark Magician had a sex change and was a girl for some reason and was level 6 instead of 7.

>> No.17221163
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>>17221142
New hotness.

>> No.17221164

>>17221163
Trickstars are much newer though.

>> No.17221174

>>17221164
>Trickstars
I don't know what those are. Did they remove xyz's yet?

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>>17221174
Remove them yourself.

>> No.17221261

>>17220931
How important are fluffy manes on Bees?
In my opinion, if she doesn't have a nice puffy mane for you to burry your face in then she doesn't deserve your love.

>>17221067
Case and point, this lewd bee is only is bad even though she has nice chitinous limbs and beautiful bug eyes because of her lack of mane

>> No.17221272

>>17221261
You're blind, bug-brain! She's got a mane right there behind her neck, yellow and resplendent. Sounds like you need some stingin'.

>> No.17221289

>>17221272
I stand corrected.
Feel free to indulge in procreation with this bee for she is a fine specimen worthy of love

>> No.17221313
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>>17221132
Happy mice are best mice.

>> No.17221336
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17221336

Dizzy is a very cute gear.

>> No.17221341

>>17221070
Alps are trash.
New succubi are "okay"
The best succubi are the ones who are the milfy ones. They know how to serve your every desire more than the rest, desires you didn't even know you had.

>> No.17221343

>>17221313
Mices are at their happiest when they are being dominated by an alpha male

>>17221336
4 year olds should not be allowed to look like this.

>> No.17221352

>>17221343
>Mices are at their happiest when they are being dominated by an alpha male
All rodents fall under this, don't they?

>> No.17221362

>>17221341
That kind of Succubi is the most dangerous kind
She will use her years of knowledge in lewd magic to abuse you until you become as perverted as her
If you ever mingle with such a Succubus your life will end up an endless cycle of sex, cuddles and sleep

>>17221352
True that, rodent are programmed to enjoy life as cocksleeves

>> No.17221365

>>17221336
Considering if you want to get technical. Nu-13 in blazblue is a DAY old when you meet her in clamamity trigger
ARC systems like children it seems

>> No.17221366

>>17221341
The best succubi are the ones that disguise themselves as men to go into changing rooms and ogle.

>> No.17221367

>>17220634
My Anubis! Literally! Her scent, her everything.

>> No.17221370

You guys know that bees and in danger of extinction?

Do your responsibility and breed your local bee queen.

>> No.17221373
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>>17221370
Okay.

>> No.17221378
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17221378

Welcome to the "Beast fixes stuff" hour
Mistakes have been cleared up but as is the norm, I don't doubt I've missed something

https://pastebin.com/LVReVmBK

>> No.17221391

>>17221378
Nice more roulette. Good work Beast!

>> No.17221393

>>17221370
Good
Bees are stinging faggots

>> No.17221398

>>17221393
Maybe you shouldn't be a faggot who purposely pisses a bee off?

>> No.17221403

>>17221393

You're thinking of wasps. Bees are cute bros.

>> No.17221422

>>17221403
Wasp girls are still nice

>> No.17221426

>>17221365
>a DAY old
Wasn't she in incubation for years? What even is she?

>>17221370
Breeding your local Queen Bee is nice
Taking a Honey Bee, building a hive with her, making her a Queen and then breeding her is better

>> No.17221451

>>17221313
I'm trapped in a love triangle between a Cheshire and a mouse girl. What do I do?

>> No.17221457

>>17221451
threesome that shit, have the cheshire bully the mouse as nature intended

>> No.17221464

>>17221451
This >>17221457
It's the only way, and it's very comfy.

>> No.17221477

>>17221457
Let the cheshire bully her, but don't forget to console the mouse girl. You don't want her to get too upset.

>> No.17221482

>>17221457
>>17221477
Just don't forget you have to bully both of their big plump asses with your dick.

>> No.17221483

>>17221378
Satyros are never clean, they are always drunk! Damn Goats!

>> No.17221528

>>17221482
>>17221477
>Cheshire bullies the mouse girl and always spanks her pear-shaped big mouse booty in passing
>Secretly also a bit envious and jealous as the mouse girl's posterior is a bit bigger than her own

>> No.17221529
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>>17221482
Bullying mouse butt feels like it should be illegal, but it isn't.

>> No.17221553

>>17221529
Sniffing mouse butt feels like it should be illegal, but it isn't.

>> No.17221646
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17221646

Eng FGO in 2 days

>> No.17221709

>>17221646
I am aware.
Although its probably not the best to play that in english, the JP server, and Grand Blue while also getting back into 40k.

>>17221528
Proportionally bigger or just bigger despite the size difference?

Either way I like it.

>> No.17221711
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>>17221646
But I already play one grindy mobage, another would kill me.

>> No.17221728
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>>17221711
At least pick the good one.

>> No.17221731

>>17221711
I'm living proof that you can play both.
God damn Dark GW

>> No.17221750

>>17221728
But I already did. Save me from this hell.
>>17221731
>have every element at a 3* pool or more except light
Chev is a stingy bitch.

>> No.17221760

>>17221750
My two mains are Fire and Water thanks to the Gacha.

Plus side, I have Sturm and Yuela.

Downside My only light SSR is De La Fille

>> No.17221762
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>>17221646

God damn fluffy tailed temptress going to take all of my money.

>> No.17221771

>>17221762
Just gotta survive past chapter 1 and 2.

>> No.17221772
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>>17221711
You can pick Tamamo Cat from the start until 31 or something

>> No.17221783
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17221783

>>17221760
>De La Fille
I'm so sorry. At least fire is kind of strong now and it has a bunch of cute girls.

>> No.17221784

>>17221772
I better not get Sumanai again....

>> No.17221795

>>17221783
Yeah, fire's pretty damn good right now and my water team has Silva carrying it.

My wind team needs a good grid.

>> No.17221818

>>17221783
Dorafs cheat.

How can human girls even compete?
Even potatoes have them beat!

>> No.17221826

>>17221818
But they're small! And not muscular! Real women are 6'+ and muscular!

>> No.17221832

>>17221826
Incorrect, dorafs are the right kind of soft and win the chest game without any doubt.

>> No.17221835

>>17221818
Dorafs are made for princess carrying.

>> No.17221843

>>17221835
That they are, Sturm especially.

Would be fun watching her try not to tsun out while enjoying such a thing.

>> No.17221852

>>17221832
But flat is justice

>> No.17221854

>>17221852
Charlotta is cutest potato.

>> No.17221855

>>17221843
>"put me down, I'll stab you"
>forgets she hasn't got her sword
>kicks her legs a bit and struggles for a short while before resigning herself to it
Short tsunderes are adorable.

>> No.17221866

>>17221855
Exactly.
Not to mention you'd have a nice view of her not-insubstatial chest.

>> No.17221878

>>17220772
Run up on an Ice Queen and smack her butt, sleep for days guaranteed

>> No.17221901

Is it wrong that I want a small harem of super stacked, shortstack dwarves?

>> No.17221938

>>17221901
Nothing wrong with that. You could drink with them, arm wrestle with them, rant about elves with them and they're feisty in bed.

>> No.17221962

So, I've been away a few months. Is the wiki just not updating, or has KC really not released anything after smokelady?

Anyone want to give me the synopsis of what happened to him?

>> No.17221977

>>17221962
He's been working on the next world guide which is releasing at comiket in august, we're in the middle of a content drought similar to the time period before the Cheshire doujin.

>> No.17222060

>>17221646
Sometimes I wish I owned a smartphone so I could play these dumb games.

>> No.17222066

>>17222060
Could always use bluestacks if you really wanted but it's a piece of shit at times.

>> No.17222068

>>17221728
Dragons should be forbidden of having such a great ass.

>> No.17222073

>>17221938
That would be good.

Would love having feisty, strong women with impressive 'ale tanks', thick thighs, wide hips, and prominent posteriors.

Even if that makes them a little less able to engage in 'P'orc slaying'

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>>17222068
Fat lolidragon ass

>> No.17222227

>>17222210
Booty wyvern was the beginning

>> No.17222261

>>17222066
Huh, that's a pretty neat program.
I mean I probably won't use it for FGO, because if I'm on my computer I've got better things to do.
But neat nonetheless.

>> No.17222308

>>17220751
>That dress
Looks like Tionshia's about to go lemonading

That isn't a bad thing

>> No.17222333
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Demons and devil make the best maid combo.

>> No.17222331
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>>17222210
Wyvern lolis need the fat booty treatment already.

>> No.17222340

>>17222060
If Nav draws a Wyvern with a body similar to his wight I think my dick would explode.
>>17222333
Onee-sans and imoutos living in harmony is nice to see. Nothing to say a man can't live a life of comfy polygamy with them.

>> No.17222344

>>17222340
How the fuck did I misquote so badly, first part was meant for >>17222331

>> No.17222349

>>17222333
Demon maids would be bad at their job even when under contract because of how lewd they are
Devils make top tier maids but that's mostly because they make great wives

>> No.17222353

>>17222333
That's nice.
Would love a muscled demon oneesan and a pudgy devil imotous

>> No.17222356

>>17222068
But then who's gaping anus would senpuku draw?

>> No.17222362

>>17222210
I prefer my ass dragons to be in their 20s.

>> No.17222391

>>17222362
I want to get a dragon loli with a huge ads for even adult dragons and get her addicted to anal

>> No.17222394
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Punishing misbehaving monster girls.

>> No.17222400

>>17222394
I prefer to get punished for misbehaving

>> No.17222403

>>17222362
That's still kind of young, why not the mid 200s?

>> No.17222407

>>17222391
>huge ads
What is she promoting?

I prefer just a little bigger than average, enough to bounce nicely when I slap her.

>> No.17222414

>>17222403
Works too, but if sshe was my age things would be delicious.

>> No.17222416

What quirky traits would your waifu still have from before the monstergirl thing happened?
>alps hate bitter/sour food but enjoy milk and sucking blood.

>> No.17222422

>>17222407
Promoting the Sabbath apparently because autocorrect is a bitch.

And your taste is fine, I'm just hankering for one that would put even an adult kakuren to shame

>> No.17222453

>>17222394
Cute dog.

>> No.17222460

Is it possible for a monster girl to sleep in your bed without you knowing it and her having the willpower to leave before you wake up?
Last night, while I was hugging something I can't remember in my sleep I suddenly felt two heartbeats. One was my own, but there was another set too that felt real. I could feel it in my chest and my hands.

>> No.17222464

>>17222394
Actual punishment that makes both of you sad, or sexual abuse disguised as punishment?

>>17222416
>Unagi-joros used to hide in puddle to rape and impregnate women with eel eggs
They would sometimes playfully hide in puddles to suddenly jump out and molest their husband until he asks for sex

>> No.17222474
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>>17221646
I'm already playing two pleb-tier mobage's, so I'll just stick to collecting images of FGO girls.

>> No.17222484
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>>17222460
It's possible for MGs to sneak into your bed without you knowing it, they're sneaky like that.

Leaving, on the other hand...

>spoiler
The portals are opening. Soon will begin the age of waifus.

>> No.17222494

>>17222394
Say what you will about that blog, but this long-tailed alien has a goddamn 10/10 design.

>> No.17222503

>>17222416
Cheating

>> No.17222507
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>>17222474
Wait, is that Himukai's art? He's done designs for a mobage now?

>> No.17222528
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17222528

>>17222394

What did you do to her, anon?

What?!

>> No.17222533

>>17221261
>How important are fluffy manes on Bees?
It reduces friction between the head and scutum along with assisting in the capture and transfer of pollen. They'd probably survive without it but it does help.

>> No.17222534

>>17222528
i said "no snu snu tonight"

>> No.17222539

>>17222422
I too know the charm of loli ass and the wonders of pounding it so hard she isn't able to walk properly afterwards though.

>> No.17222554

>>17222539
>fuck a loli [monstergirl of your choice] so hard she gets jelly-legs from it
>tries to stand up and walk
>just collapses, rolling onto her back laughing as you scoop her up in your arms

I want it.

>> No.17222566

>>17222533
I meant on a more basic attractiveness level, as in how important is a mane to a bee girl's visual appeal?
Thanks for the lesson regardless

>>17222534
Forbidding snu snu is the harshest punishment you could give your waifu
You should never do it unless your waifu starts to tragic shotas or something equally bad

>> No.17222570

>>17222554
Breaking lolis like that sounds pretty fun. I'd be nice to see her trip with those wobbly legs and have a fountain of semen coming out of her ass.

>> No.17222591
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>>17222566
Fuzz is what makes a bee look beeautiful.

>> No.17222593
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I want her to smother me in her pyramids, defeat my Apep with her fiery voice, and force me to submit to her divine fury, and then use me as her throne and balance of Ma'at. Then she can drown me in her fertile crescent.

>> No.17222599

>>17222570
It it still considered breaking them if they're lauging, smiling and having fun during the afterglow?

>> No.17222600

>>17222539
Yep, doing that to then is the best.

>>17222570
I'd rather plug her up afterwards so she looks and can prepare for the day she's pregnant

>> No.17222604

>>17222554
>Laughing
Don't break your loli's mind, only her ass.

>>17222570
If there isnt a stream of semen coming out of her ass when you plug your dick out of her then you've failed as a man
Alternatively you can use a buttplug once you're done if you dislike wasting your seed

>> No.17222610

>>17222503
Explain

>> No.17222617

>>17222593
I want this kind of picture with a ryu, the moon looming in the sky at night.

>> No.17222620

>>17222599
I mean having them go crazy with the pleasure and an ahegao. What you said is just comfy sex.

>>17222600
I'm not much of a cumflation man so I'd rather just watch her having a orgasm when all the cum is flowing out, maybe have her lick from the ground a bit but that's walking into a dangerous territory.

>> No.17222630

>>17222554
I want to do this with a Lich, standing congress is a must when it comes to fucking undead lolis too.

>> No.17222634

>>17212336
Thanks for more Anubis

>> No.17222636

>>17222630
I'd do that to a lich, but in the middle of the session I'd break her phylactery. Now that would be a fun sight.

>> No.17222660

>>17222591
Fuzz and pretty colors are the only criteria you should care about when seeking a bee wife.

>>17222593
I'm sure Pharaohs get aroused by this kind of fancy talk
If you manage to reach her tomb you're certain to gain access to her sacred crevice

>> No.17222667

>>17222636
>loli lich with her tongue hanging out, making unintelligible noises and making double V signs as she's held in a full nelson
Worth breaking the phylactery for, she can make a new one anyway.

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>>17222620
I'm not really an ahegao sort of person. Moaning and blissful exclamations though, sure. Shuddering, tensing their entire body, and muscle spasms, definitely.
I just want happy lolis. I also want to plow them so hard they lose control of their bodies to the pleasure. But happy lolis is the most important thing.

>>17222604
It's not mind break laughter. They're laughing because they're post-orgasm, and all they can do is stumble about on legs that won't stay steady because they got the fucking of a lifetime.

>> No.17222695

Does KC have a gf yet?

>> No.17222707

>>17222636
Lichs become ahegaoing messes when you break their phylactery, haven't you seen the bonus picture from MGE2?

>>17222667
Her mind will be forever stained by that night and whenever she will look at you she will be reminded of how you made her your bitch
Have some consideration.

>> No.17222724

>>17222676
I would love to get lost in pleasure like that with a normal girl, but lolis are different for me. I wouldn't resist mindbreaking them.

>>17222707
I know about that. It's exactly why I would do it.

>> No.17222728
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17222728

Loli hours, best hours.
Odd for a Friday, though. Everyone be on your guard.

>> No.17222732

>>17222728
Which momstergirl was born on a Monday

>> No.17222740
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17222740

MGS2 Miia and Hikage picture is done

>> No.17222749

>>17222732
All of them were.
Because every day is MONday.

>> No.17222776
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17222776

I want to mairy a fairy

>> No.17222788
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>>17222660
I will succeed in bringing her ka back to life using the Oaths of Horus and Re and a kiss on the lips. I will not be prepared for what happens next, but I will try and hold on while she rides me like a chariot.

>> No.17222792

>>17222776
I would be scared to crush her by accident everyday if it was me.

>> No.17222793

>>17222740
whos the artist? google and iqdb dont show any results.

>> No.17222795

>>17222707
>whenever she will look at you she will be reminded of how you made her your bitch
Perfect, even behind that kuu expression she is embarrassed and wants more.
>>17222728
That image gets me every time. Perfect bodytype for undead.

>> No.17222815
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>>17222728
Important question.
When you sex a loli, do you:

Bend her over something you found in your house earlier, dominating her with your superior size and strength?
or
Get her to hold onto something while you keep her legs off the ground and support her rear, supporting her with your superior size and strength?

>> No.17222821

>>17222792
Stretchy magic!

>> No.17222822

>>17222793

No idea sorry, a friend commissioned it.

I think he said the artist was a drawfag in the /a/ weekend draw thread, but I never go there so I don't know any of the artists.

>> No.17222835

>>17222821
>Roll over onto your fairy wife in the night
>Wake up in the morning looking for her
>When you throw off the covers, you see her
>Flattened into a literal pancake shape
>It takes several hours for her body to return to its original form, and the process is exactly as weird to look at as you might expect

>> No.17222840

>>17222815
Doggystyle, such that you completely eclipse her from above.

>> No.17222842

>>17222815
Id let her dominate me

>> No.17222849

>>17222815
If by "Hold onto something" you mean holding onto me, then I'd have to go with that one.
Bang her against the wall while she hangs off of me like a damn necklace.

>> No.17222855

>>17222835
Guess it's time to inflate the fairy.

>> No.17222859

>>17222815
Face down ass up doggystyle

>> No.17222861 [SPOILER] 
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The portals to the monster girls have opened!

However all of the monster girls will have this face regardless of age, body or other means.

>> No.17222863

>>17222740
Mia and WHo?

>> No.17222869

>>17222863
Snake girl from Senran

>> No.17222872

>>17222815
I'm torn.
>bend her over the dining room table so her legs can't touch the floor and fuck her hard as humanly possible
>have her hang onto a wall mounted pull up bar and fuck her face to face to allow easier kissing and licking her chest.
Both are great options but I think I'd go with the first one for the fox in that image.

>> No.17222873
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>>17222861

>> No.17222879

>>17222873
Anon
Not everything is bait
Some things are jokes.

>> No.17222883

>>17222873
I was just joking.

>> No.17222886

>>17222873
Anon, pretty sure it was just a dumb joke post.

>> No.17222892

>>17222855
Please do not use compressed air or manual pumping tools to restore your fairy's shape after accidentally flattening them. This will result in orb-shaped fairies. While they make for great Christmas decorations, it will put stress on their bodies and limit their mobility until they can restore their shape through natural means.
Cumflation is perfectly safe and healthy, however.

Remember to care for your fairy responsibly.

>> No.17222897

>>17222879
>>17222883
>>17222886
if it ain't funny it's bait

>> No.17222905

>>17222897
If it's not funny it's because your sense of humour is different. It's an entirely subjective matter, after all.
You're being oversensitive, too. Not every post that doesn't cater exclusively to you is bait.

>> No.17222913

All i wanted was to touch the cow. Is that a lot to ask?

>> No.17222916

>>17222913
We ran out of cows for you to touch, we have plenty of sneks.

>> No.17222920

>>17222815
These are good choices anon and I'll keep them in mind.

But I'm more of a >>17222859 kind of guy when me and my waifu would do it on occasion.

>> No.17222923

>>17222916
To be honest i am scared of reptiles ever since i had a staring contest with a frog and felt the void in that stare.

>> No.17222929

>>17222923
SmugMucusToadWithFingerOnChin.jpg

>> No.17222937
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>>17222923
The fuck? You're scared of reptiles because you looked in a frog's eyes once?
I really, really want you to go into detail about how exactly you felt and what exactly you saw when you stared at that frog.
You didn't lick it a few times before, did you?

>> No.17222956

>>17222937
I dont fucking get this "dont lick frogs" meme, ive licked one a few times when I was young and im fine.

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>>17222923
That was an amphibian. Try a real reptile and see how it goes.

>> No.17222963

>>17222956
The answer is some frogs cause you to take a trip because of their mild poisons

>> No.17222968

Name the most yan mg in MGE. I need to know fast.

>> No.17222969

>>17222937
I don't know if frogs are even reptile. I guess my brain related the two unconsciously. All i know is that i looked one of those white frogs with a killer's stare in the eyes once and after that i had problems looking at snakes.

You start feeling some kind of unconscious fear and you prefer to just stay away. I wonder if a snek wife would cure that.

>> No.17222971

>>17222956
My sister told me that if you slept without your head covered there was a chance a frog prince would show up and kiss you, thinking you are his princess.

Thanks for reminding me of that story, anon.

>> No.17222973

>>17222962
>Chubby anaconda lamias that are big and laze about

Sounds nice

>> No.17222975 [SPOILER] 
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>>17222962

>> No.17222985

>>17222975
Cute!

>> No.17222990

>>17222973
Does this package come with the BIG FAT WIDE LAMIASS?

Also do they constrict?

>> No.17223002

>>17222990
Probably, along with big ol' venom sacks and a poochy tummy.

But yes, they'd constrict you in a tight hug

>> No.17223005

>>17222975
Is that a neet snek?

>> No.17223017

>>17223002
Anacondas have venom?

>> No.17223022

>>17223002
>venom
>anaconda
hwut

>> No.17223023

Is it true that being breast fed by a lamia will intoxicate you with their venom?

>> No.17223028

>>17223023
Nope.
It's snake oil.
Yee-haw

>> No.17223033

>>17223017
>>17223022
I know they dont, it's innuendo

>> No.17223037

>>17223028
Beware of Centaurs selling [spoilers]Horse Feathers

>> No.17223040

>>17223028
I want get a snek, call her "slimmy" and ride her like a true cowboy would.

>> No.17223056

>lamia + cowboy_hat
>no relevant results
Aww

>> No.17223073
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>>17223056
I've found no rattlesnake with large breasts wearing a "don't tread on me" t-shirt either.
Damn shame.

>> No.17223091

>>17223073
B-but what happens if you thread on her?

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