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Maids are olev

Maid is Olev

>>17179233
That's got to be a strong neck.

>>17179033
Oh you don't have to worry about that anon. Her body's in pretty good condition.

sleep tight otouto.

>>17179233
BE ADVISED

>>17179242
Consider anon, blowjobs at any time.
Also consider the force of her suction to get things from her head all the way down her throat.

>>17179235
>>17179236
mastahmind

>tfw on a action crime movie kick
what MG would make the best mobster? what about a hitman or a driver?

>>17179233
Playing at the beach with my lovely bishop

>>17179303
>blowjobs at any time.
I'd rather something more like this.

Kitsune-Bi vs Kitsune-Tsuki
Discuss.

>>17179324
Tanuki would make a good loan shark. Mob boss...I'd go with something proud or haughty.

That smoke girl thing comes to mind.

>>17179233
>You know what they say about girls with long necks...
that they don't have a LONG shot with boys?

>>17179324
Alice in a suit smoking a cigar.

>>17179337
stupid sexy pun-dead

>>17179328
Kiss slut Rokurokubis have an unfair advantage.

>>17179337
Charon doesn't have a long shot of not getting slapped for her terrible jokes.

>>17179331
Bi are better.
What's not to love about spooky ghost fox girl?
Aside from there being ABSOLUTELY ZERO ART

>>17179354
Have you even looked?

>>17179349
You can't punish her for sticking her neck out and making an effort.

d'awww

What would monstergirl television programming be like?

Asking because I had a dream last night that I was part of a one-sided batsu game for an audience of monstergirls. I had a chastity belt that vibrated whenever I laughed.

>>17179362
I prefer the other longneck-chan.
Hime best girl.

>>17179349
watch it you, or your neck will be on the line when she has to ferry you to the underworld

>>17179364
If it's japANIM(E)ation in human world, would it be zipanGUNIM(E)ation?

>>17179370
Go to bed, you cute ferrywoman.

>>17179362
>Dullahan waifu sees this and gets idea
>asks you to grab something from the other room
>as you're about to leave the room, she calls out to you and throws her head at you
>her head rotates midair and ends up head-butting you
>end up placing her head on the bureau and fucking her body as punishment

>>17179354
She's not a ghost, anon.
They're basically Lust Elementals.
Check their type.

I want to gaze at the stars with Charon on her ferry! That way i'll be immortal!

>>17179404
>"no stowaways"
>you get dumped overboard

>>17179404
>this is the boat to the underworld right?
>last I checked
>if that's right, what are we under?
>don't you mean "where are we under?"
>Yes, we are under where?
>Pfftt, hehehe
>what?
>
>
>
>oh.
>HAHAHAHA! You guys always fall for it!

Make sure your band-aids are sabbath brand.

>>17179415
>tosses a potential boyfriend into the river
>to be claimed by lustful spirit
this is why charon is still alone, I'm sure the wights bully her about it all the time

>>17179437
I need an adult. These lolis are nothing but bad news.

>>17179437
aww jeez

>>17179437

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2QnG3DwVW0

>>17179370
But that's a dormouse in a wedding dress, not Charon.

>>17179437

I wish there was more art of her.

>>17179437

Dangerous

I tried to figure out what my favorite species is but found out I'm a slut for more than a quarter of all species. How do I choose / narrow down the field to help decide who my waifu is?

>>17179560
Random the Wiki until you get one of your waifus.

>>17179560
I'd say rely on your dreams to answer, but that's not exactly working for me. I've dreamed about too many different species to narrow it down.

>>17179560
>decide who my waifu is?
You're going about it all wrong. Don't try to force it.

>>17179560
Imagine scenarios until you find the one you're the biggest slut for.
That's half of how I settled on my Demonfu. The other half was a cute scenario I came up with.

>>17179560

Your waifu should be more then just your favorite monsters. It should be a character that makes you go doki doki. Don't rush it and let it happen.

>>17179560
You don't just decide like that. You'll know when you find her.

>>17179579
The problem is, I don't want to be a slut for my waifu, whoever it ends up being. I feel dirty for masturbating to so many different species.

>>17179425

Real classy, just what I expected of the irrevenant Charon, always making light of grave situations.

I want my waifu to overpower me during the full moon and force me to spread my legs so she can suck my dick until I pass out!
I want to feel her holding my lower body down as I squirm and writhe!
I want her to dominate me completely even though she's eight inches shorter than me!

>>17179587
Ah! There's a Fox in my bed!

>>17179601
If you think that fapping to other pictures is "cheating" that's your right, but I can tell you right now you're probably going to burn out hard.

>Demon secretly writes personal contracts in case you become real
>Anubis constantly plans a future in case you become real
>Cheshire practicing her lines to annoy you in case you become
>Kiki alone crying herself to sleep in her clean bed that she freshly made hoping you'd be real
>Kobold getting ready for work and going outside saying "Today's the day! My husbando Anon WILL become real."
>Meanwhile another demon has been writing her Nth contract in private for anon if he becomes real just saying "Please just exist and love me"



>Meanwhile, the Lich and Lilim's attempts at opening a portal to their husbando's world led to another failure, to a world where "DA ORKZ IZ DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST N DA CUNNINGEST" so they called it.

>>17179612
>Ah! There's a Human in my bed!

>>17179601

I masturbate to whatever I want because I'm real and she isn't. She's still the only one that makes me short of breath, the only one that makes my heart race, the only one that makes my throat dry. But I'll never be with her, so fuck it. That's how I figure it.

>>17179618
Thanks anon. I think I need to reevaluate some things. I just had one of those "it's just a drawing on the Internet" moments.

>>17179621
>Cheshire practicing her lines to annoy you in case you become real

I can see how our first meeting will go already.

>>17179632
>Cheshire and her husbando meet after the dimensions fuse.
>She tries to play it cool with one of her practiced lines.
>She starts stuttering and stumbling all over her words as a blush starts creeping up her face.
>And then she just decides "fuck it"
and proceeds to rape anon with her fat NEET cat ass while french kissing him.

>>17179621
>jinko lifting weights to get swole for me
It hurts

>>17179632

Don't let her make fun of your dain bramage.

>>17179621
>Mershark orders another Anon-kun squeaky toy to practice chewing on

>>17179642
>>Mershark orders another Anon-kun squeaky toy to practice chewing on
i don't like being chewed on though, but i like sharks

This is a HIPpo.

>>17179621
>Lamia coils around a body pillow pretending it's you
>Kitsune brushing her tails in hopes that you're impressed by them when you finally meet
>Slime practices changing her body so she can be ready to be whatever body type you prefer
>Automatron simulates conversations between the two of you and records them so she won't worry about her processor being too overworked by comprehending you're real to not be able to speak
>Catgirl practices looking cute by playing with a ball of yarn because she heard humans like it when catgirls do cute things
>Arachne finishes knitting another piece of clothing and places it in a drawer full of clothes for you to wear when you meet
>Ushi-Oni practices cooking so she can be a good mother to her children and a good wife one day
>Succubus making a detailed list of all the sexual positions she wants to do with you
>Holst having a special diet filled with foods that she read online would make her milk taste good in preparation for you.
>Elf practicing tripping and landing with her ass in the air withour panties on and saying stuff like "oh my, I sure hope no cute human takes advantage of me in this state"

>>17179699
>Wurm relaxes with anon after borrowing through a Wurmhole in space to get to you

>>17179699
Across the astral planes
Through the shrieking nether
My will to lovingly rape the fuck out of that elf echoes

Evil Girls!

>Husbandos and anons don't exist
>Raiju pats her head and cries to sleep wishing for you
>Hellwan burning her pillow after multiple amounts of dry humping because she needs you
>Dragon sitting on top of her hoard, knowing the cold gold is nothing without you
>Lonely succubus counting the days before her birthday on a calendar, knowing her only wish was for you to exist
>NEET Manticore finally finishing the game based on HBE (Human Boys Encyclopedia), Getting all endings and scenes with their husbando, and then saying:
"Now what?"

>There are monster girls, right now, in another dimension, thinking about you, and you're not there for them.

>>17179734
Every
Villain
Is
Lovely

>>17179734
>This is your Vampire Countess for tonight.

>>17179746
Yes.

>>17179746
*Lonely

>>17179734
become cuter when they become wives and mothers.

>>17179734
Big evil girls are for worship and listening to every order they give you

>>17179746
Evil lolis are for brutal rape and hate sex until they stop acting edgy

>>17179828
>Loli
She goes back to being a perfect demonic sex goddess once she's not running on E for her powers.

>I am convinced that anyone who might be interested in me would have to be insane
>Somewhere there is a monster convinced that I'm insane for being interested in her

>>17179849
I want this with an abomination

Muscle Alps are by far the gayest thing a straight man couple have sex with.

>Move in with Anubis gf
>She schedules every night to go out for a walk.
>Think it might be nice to go out feel the cool night air
>Turns out she means she wants you to take her for a walk.
>Dons a collar and clips on a leash which she then hands to you.
>Weirded out at first but comply with her odd request.
>After awhile she starts tugging on the leash and pulls you into a dog park of all things.
>She leads you into the bushes and gives you puppy dog eyes.

What do you do, /mgt/?

>>17180008
Bend her over, grab her breasts from behind, and start fucking her plump butt.

>>17180008
A better question would be what don't you do.

>>17180008

I don't understand. Does she need to pee? There's a washroom right over there you don't need to go in the bushes.

>>17180008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

>>17180008
I'm sure Anubi do a much better job at hiding their canine instincts
Did she get cursed to be truer to her desires by her Pharaoh senpai or something?

>>17180008
Damn that sounds nice. Also I've found that evening walks are rather pleasant. Would love to go on ones with a cute Anubis gf...

And then creampie her butt while we're hidden away in the bushes, popping in a plug after we're done and having her walk back home like that.

>>17180008
I'd be surprised my Anubis waifu would be taking such a strange turn of personality. She would never do something like this.

But I'd think it's adorable! I'd do whatever she says and we'd have so much fun in the dog park!

Would a nurikabe be thicc to block paths or flat like a wall?

>>17180075
>She would never do this.
Even if she was studying the internet and stumbled upon a blog about how much men love "mere female bitches" ?

>>17180085
>mere female bitches
This tautology annoys me.

>>17180085
Giving it some thought, maybe not anon, she knows what I like! She knows my fetishes and she doesn't have to do that to please them.

Although maybe we can take some advice from that blog on the very special occasion

>>17180085

I could see a wurm doing that, but not an anubis.

I want to dress up my super smug waifu in cute clothes!

>>17180101
You can see a wurm studying? You're more imaginative than I, good sir.

>>17180112

You call browsing online blogs studying?

I mean I could see a wurm actually follow advice she got from a blog.

>>17180111
Fashion Monsters!

>>17180111
Me too Anon. There is no better way to cure smugness than to make your waifu wear cute clothes.
It works especially well on curvy girls who usually wear baggy clothing and lolis who go around nearly naked.

>>17180120
>Anon tells Wurm to have fun on the internet while he goes shopping
>He comes back an hour later to her having turned yandere
>She spent too much time on a Shirohebi blog

>>17180134
The only way to tame muscle girls is sundresses

>>17180176
Gifting a muscle girl a sundress and then calling her cute when she tries it on is how you get yourself married

>>17180164
The White Wurm!

>>17180211
>The Great White Wurm

>>17180233
Ay, Mister Starbuck, she. Now what say ye? Are ye game for the greatest girl of all?

>>17180233
Does she hide herself under the sands like a Sandworm?

>>17180233
So basically a dire yandere Wurm? That sounds scary.

>>17180264
>"Kuhuhu! I'll show Anon who's the greatest at Hide and Seak!"
>"Can you please leave my home?"
>"Hush, Sandworm!"

>>17180256
A diamond is forever, but a Wurm is stronger than a diamond.

>>17180265
Yep. Wurms are known for chasing Anons they like through anything.

That Anon in the lamiass slapping club found out the hard way.

>>17180285
Tell me more about thick, fat-bottomed Lamiass.

>>17180287
Somebody needs to take that lamia to a gym. Her tail is too thicc.

>>17180287
Many new couples are formed as the Lamia thinks some Anon slapping her ass is a form of marriage proposal.

Also, that Anon who slapped the Wurm's ass broke his hand in the process but it was worth it.

Look anons I know its tempting. But dont touch a wurm's rear.

>>17179437
Band aids are great
I hope that kitsune will get a proper h-scene in part 2. As I remember she only had lame handjob in part 1

>>17180287
What is the Snake Kingdom feeding their guards? Some form of egg dish that's high in fat?

>>17180176
I wanna put my tall tomboy Hellhound waifubin a sundress! I wanna see her tail flap the dress about as she wags because of me calling her cute!

>>17180319
>no chaika face
Meh

>>17180082
Flat.

>>17179437
I never got bandaids.

>>17180287
The Lamiass is a fascinating bodypart
Evolution dictates that it has no purposes yet all Lamias adorn it with pride
Some say that the size of the Lamiass is directly related to its owner fertility
It is also theorized that skin to skin contact with a Lamiass is a great way to deepen bonds between a Lamia and her husband

>>17180302
That Anon didn't break his hand slapping a Wurm's ass, that's just a rumor. Wurm ass is soft and delicate to the touch.

>>17180338
Is it true what they say? That lamiass is dangerous because lamias like to plant it on poor unsuspecting boy's faces?

>>17180337
They don't really cover much.

>>17180338
He probably slapped on her scales instead of the softer parts at first. After he corrects his mistake the Wurm started chasing him with heart pupils.

>>17180319

I'm going to motorboat it. I don't care what happens to me.

>>17180380
A cutie, although I prefer my dark priests soft.

>>17180338

Does the lamia but contain the actual buthole? Or is that where the cloaca would be on the snake part?

I hope to god that the future MGQ:P will include a scene where we get a good look and Alices lamiass.

>>17180340
Lamias have different ways to protect themselves and catch their prey.
You've got the ones who inject venom, the ones who spit venom, the ones who constrict especially powerfully and the ones who jump ass first into their victim's face.

>>17180380
Dark Priests are great advocates for the Fallen God religion
When you see a perverted fallen angel you are scared, but when you see a cute Dark Priest who gives off an aura of purity you're appeased and trustful

>>17180380
Don't trust the dark priests! Theyre lewd!

>>17180380
Delicious, dark priests are probably the best type of succubus and that recolour is nice.
Wonder what one with a demon colour palate looks like.

>>17180399
In MGE it's safe to assume that all most monster girls have an anus even if they don't use it for anything other than sex

>>17180422
>Not trusting a kind religious onee-san
She just wants your junk to reach heaven, what's wrong with that?

>>17180287
Thick fat bottomed anaconda lamia.

>>17180450
Tubby Lamias are cute.

>>17180443

Of course it would be better. Everything is better with black sclera.

>>17180454
Especially if they're strongfat and have a tight abdomen that jiggles when they aren't flexing.

>>17180473
That would be worth it.
Grope her middle!
Make her blush!

>>17180471
Even alps?

>>17180476
>Alps with black scalera

would dick no homo

>>17180450
>She coils around you with her thick muscle snake half
>Force your face into her ass
>Coils so hard that you're basically glued to it

>>17180473
>>17180475
Why are tubby Lamias so cute?
Gonna feed them all the eggs and then impregnate them with more eggs

>>17180481
Would wife desu.

>>17180482
Because they give the softest squeezes

I want to rub my bbq pig

>>17180533
I want to rub BBQ sauce into her with a nice massage!

>>17180535
Don't put food or sauces on your P'Orc, it makes them anxious and horny.

>>17180538
I will, I'm also going to squeeze her body in various places to measure how tender she is.

Starting with the rump.

>>17180548
No matter what happens, do NOT eat her out!
It is forbidden and highly haram.

>>17180533
P'Orcs are for giving sweets and feasts so they're too big and lazy to raid

>>17180528
Is there anything comfier than a soft Lamia's coils?
I don't even mofu can compete

>>17180576
I though they were for Bing sexually dominated by and gangraped daily while they go around pillaging towns and keeping you as their slave

If there was a place for people to pick up submissive partners in MGC, would they call it Sub-way?

And so, the disgusting pigposting begins. Green is superior.

>>17180585
Nope, those could are the best could.
They even come with larger breasts to make things even comfier

>>17180589
You're gonna attract unpopular undeads with this kind of terrible puns

>>17180592
That ass is a big yes, that face is a bigger no
P'Orcs>Orcs

>>17180585
They start out that way but then you spoil and treat them till they don't want to pillage and just want some good food and nice cuddles

Are you sure??

don't forget a raging mushroom if you go hunting for p'orcs.
they'll keep you as a slave until you dominate them

>>17180625
The best way to acquire P'Orc maids.

>>17180592
>horrid western pig face
Fuck off, you aren't helping your case at all.

>>17180635
Green is good for making into breeding sow

>>17180612
But how do they get all the food if they spend all their day cuddling with you?

>>17180625
I'd rather be the one hunted by P'Orcs

>>17180632
P'Orc maids like punishment way too much, they will break dozens of plates and spill as many drinks until their ass is so red even a light breeze hurts them

>>17180604
Unpopular? But most people go to meet her at some point in their lives.

>>17180651
Snares, traps and tribute for you keeping the P'Orcs occupied.

>>17180651
That's why you move on to denying them affection OR pain as a punishment.

That or you show affection and spank the good girls while giving her nothing

>>17180604
>unpopular undead
But people are dying to meet her anon.

>>17180625
Don't Raging Mushroom addicts realize that monstergirls can eat them as well to a much greater effect?

Piggus are for ________

>>17180684
Grinding exp.

>>17180683
nah m8 raging mushrooms affect men more then MGs

>>17180684
Flavor town

>>17180683
If the male eats it the girl gets raped even if she did it too. Can't beat the mush.

>>17180694
a single mushroom always looses against 2

>>17180684
Becoming breeding sows.

>>17180684
Feeding

>>17180666
That sounds comfy
You'll lead a peaceful and pleasant life as long as you can avoid them fighting each other to be the first on top of you

>>17180673
Good plan
Make sure to spank the good maids in front of every other P'Orcs so they know what rewards await them
The louder she squeals, the better they will behave

>>17180698
A single male mush always wins no matter how many female mushes. It just works.

>>17180703
>you will never have the High Elf school council president and a P'Orc gyaru delinquent leader fight over who gets to be your "personal breeding bitch"

>>17180707
what do you think the second mushroom is?

>>17180684
Full Nelson anal until they get heart pupils

>>17180692
>>17180694
Really? I was under the impression that I'd both ate it then it would balance the powers and allow you to wrestle her on an equal playing field

>>17180726
read up on lore m80

>>17180684
Trapping and civilizing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_HheXrvjA0

>>17180720
I'm just a pure kid, anon. I don't think about stuff like that.

>>17180726
You'll be able to fight for a bit but it'll end up with you winning and raping her.

>>17180736
you're not a pure kid
you just wanna be molested by an MG

>>17180736
Watch out Anon, pure boys get turned into sex slaves by P'Orcs and other fat faceless monster girls

Can Kikimora also be found in locations like Undead Kingdoms and the like?

>>17180706
Well, that's why you gotta put them in their place

>>17171618
I guess I should invest in shotafication potions

>>17180706
Pretty much.


Good girls get extra sweets as well.

Gonna train them maids

>>17180770
Would an alp be a good mom? I mean, a hakutaku can teach her but she would probably still fuck it up.

>Harpy waifu
>Likes to perch on your shoulders

>>17180790
Just go for a Succubus or Demon.

>>17180760
Undead Kikis with delicious pale skin who are extra cuddly
Snow Kikis with large blue feathers and who are extra kuudere
Volcanic Kikis with toned abs and who are extra rapey
Zipangu Kikis with long black hair and who are extra seductive
Chaos Kikis with bright pairs of eyes and who are constantly smug

>>17180816
That's gay.

>>17180816
What if anon wants his alp waifu?

It was brought to my attention today that I use a lot of gambling and financial lingo in my every day speech in addition to always quoting things in percentile scales, probabilities, and relative values
Am I truly destined for my Tanuki waifu?

>>17180820
Alps are unnecessary on top of having the worst following any monstergirl species aside from Wurms.

>>17180770
You're gonna get kidnapped by an onee-san type monster girl, loved and protected whether you like it or not

>>17180802
>You serve her a healthy plate of cooked grains
>She gets frustrated with usentils and starts pecking her food

>>17180831
That or you're destined for a harem of march hares if you start your own casino.

>>17180831
sounds like you're just legitimately autistic

>>17180818
I want an Undead Kikimora.

>>17180832
I'd rather have a cute girl i can protect than a faggot prancing around t b h.

>>17180832
I doubt any of the people who jokingly speak about Wurms like they have the intelligence of a 3 year old are actually serious about their love for the species

>>17180849
What if she pulls on your sleeve and stares at you whenever she needs something? It's going to be hard to guess what is it every time if she refuses to say a word

Does KC still hate his western fanbase?

>>17180864
Why?

>>17180864
He doesn't have any issue retweeting art drawn by westeners.

>>17180878
westerners*

Which girl would most enjoy a game of chess?

>>17180906
Automaton.

>>17179303
I have considered this, Musashi. It frightens me.

>>17179370
Ohmigodshe'ssocuteIthinkI'mgonnafaint

>>17180747
Not true. I'm more of a comfy equal relationship guy.

>>17180749
I'll snap a mush if they do that. It's considered self defense so it's okay.

>>17180910
Is she going to start getting flustered after the 44th move and start just randomly moving pieces to try and play mind games?

The Joke: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Blue_(chess_computer)#Deep_Blue_versus_Kasparov

>>17180929
Computers can beat Go champions now. Soon they will be able to entertain royal ants.

>>17180906
Trumpart, it's even in their profile.
>Most “club" soldiers have introverted and quiet personalities, and they prefer to stay inside their cards and read books, paint pictures, or play chess. They lead slothful and indulgent lives, continuously having sex alone together with a man while hardly ever coming out of their cards, but they are occasionally scolded by the queen and told to have sex outside too.
Clubs are the most overlooked kuudere, people often forget 3/4 of the trumparts exist due to diamonds being so over the top.

>>17180910
>you will never beat a Deep Blue like automaton in a round of chess
>she'll never give you the reward for being the first person to beat her
>she'll never lead you to the back where it's a bedroom for the one who proved themselves worthy to be called her husband

>>17180949
>play Wonderland Chess
>All the pieces just fuck each other

>>17180955
>Hello Dave
>Dave please relax
>Maybe you should take an aphrodisiac pill?

>>17180818
>Chaos Kikis
[X] Doubt

>>17180949
Spades a best.

>>17180949
I really like the hearts. I appreciate that they cut the bullshit and get straight to the love-making.
Also, I have an affinity for lovey-dovey types.

>>17180955
You damn automations are so good at all these games, but there's one game you can never beat a human at Calvinball

>>17180929
Chess is bullshit. I'd be worried about any monstergirl other than an automaton who was good at chess because it means she wasted time memorizing useless crap.

>>17180992
Sore loser much? You should stick to playing Monopoly with Wurms or Twister with Slimes.

>>17180992
It's okay if you're no good at chess and always get beaten Anon, maybe you enjoy checkers more?

>>17180957
What happens if male pieces take each other or female pieces take each other? This is starting to sound pretty gay. Maybe the pieces shouldn't be animated.
>>17180971
They're genki as hell, would hang out with one.
>>17180988
Hearts are cute too, personally I'm a huge fan of clubs but having so much variety in one race's profile is wonderful.

>>17180949
Trumparts are love, all of them
Diamonds will come up with the most exciting ways to have sex, not all of it had to be /d/ tier
Clubs will play games, watch anime and read manga/books with you
Hearts will go on romantic dates and make your life more cliché (in a good way) than a romance movie about teenage love
Spades are like genki tomboys, they will energize you like no other girls can

>>17180995
>>17180998
I played chess for ten years as a kid because my parents made me. Literally all chess is is memorizing patterns. Whoever memorizes the most patterns wins. That's it. It's not a game for geniuses like people assume, it's a game for autists and computers, because they can memorize the most movement patterns.

I'd rather indulge in a fun game with my monster waifu, as a matter of fact Twister would be pretty fun.

>>17181001
The Red pieces are female and the white ones are male.

>>17180995
I'd play 4d monopoly with a wurm. It would be pretty fun to have her break out of jail everytime due to her class bonus.

>>17181002
Nice to see someone else who likes diamonds.
The whole animal thing was just an example of what one might be into and it doesn't have to be that like you say. Life would never be boring with one and all the fun stuff she would suggest.

Maybe she would do really wild stuff like turning herself into a GILF like that fox from the Abubu doujin and turn you into a 7ft musclebound god to "make her feel young again." Potion enhanced roleplay would probably be something they love.
>>17181025
Oh that makes more sense, I'm dumb.
>tomboy red queen
I envy the pawn that gets caught by her.

>>17181037
You can try the life size version then.

>>17181034
>4d monopoly
>class bonus
What is this I don't even?

>>17181040
KC better hurry up and make chess piece girls then.

>>17181042
Maybe 7th dimensional edition would be better. I would really want to see her face when she resets the world in the future and it's locked away in a black hole.

>>17180879
Is that so?
So I'm getting some misinformation then

>>17181001
Silly anon.
This is Wonderland Chess! You're a male so you get the male pieces and she's a female so she gets the female pieces. Here's a simple breakdown:

ANON
>8 pawns
>2 rooks
>2 knights
>2 bishops
>1 king

TRUMPART
>8 trumparts (pawns, but can attack forward too)
>2 jubjubs (rooks, but can fly over pieces)
>2 cheshires (knights, but can teleport anywhere within 3 squares)
>2 jaberwocks (bishops, but attack in an X shape due to mouth tentacles)
>1 queen (her. if checkmated, you win)
>1 queen of hearts (the actual queen of hearts. impossible to be placed in check except by a king. You don't know which queen is which and have to figure it out)

One last thing, if any of your pawns reach her back row, they are monsterized and she now controls them.

>>17181053
>games Lilims play
I'd rather just play Gwent.

>>17180990
Cheshires win at that every time though.

>>17181075
Then get a Jinko on your team.
Rules say a tiger is not a valid option

>>17181075
Incorrect, there is no winning at Calvin ball, there's simply playing to the end

If you go to Wonderland you're bound to become crazy
Don't be fooled by how much fun it seems

>>17181089
You haven't played against a Cheshire then.

>>17181092
What if I just import one of their board games for the family to play? My daugheru loves board games!

>>17181092
What if you are Walter from the mask

>>17181094
Of course not.
Because I'd have already won if I had her.

Be she muscled, tubby, oppai loli, or anything inbetween

>>17181103
Are you saying Walter wasn't crazy?

>>17181092
But I'm not sane to start with so it's the perfect place for me.

>>17181101
Wonderland board games just have random rules in them, they make no sense and are only fun to play if you're insane.

>>17181107
Not wonderland crazy at least

>>17181107
Other than the whole cutting himself stuff he seemed pretty level headed

>>17181138
Level-headed people don't want to fight dudes with big green heads.

I want to marry a harpy and start a family with her!

>all this crazy talk
What happens to mgs that are crazy? I'm talking about normal mgs like lizards, jinkos, onis.

I want to fill a Familiar's womb with a bucket full of slimy, slippery eels!

>>17181157
Arkham Asylum happens.

>>17181154
Ha one of them inherited his hair

>>17181157
They start laughing at everything and sometimes whisper to themselves. Think about normal shogg behavior.

>>17181161
with rape instead of murder?

>>17181171
I want to work at the botanical gardens of Arkham Asylum. Surely all the pretty flowers will keep me safe.

Looks like there's another fangame in the works.
https://twitter.com/gd_usp/status/875008447149875202
https://twitter.com/gd_usp/status/875712156771139584
Video: https://twitter.com/gd_usp/status/875709252794331136

Lilims are love. I want one to take me against my will, and slowly pour loving demonic energy into me until I'm begging her for it. Shed be so happy seeing me surrender!

>>17181176
Just watch out for any crazy ivy plants. you should pick somewhere safer to work, anon

What would happen if your dragon or jabberwocky wife gets ABIT TOO EXCITED and turns into her real form mid sex?

>>17181181
>Megaman Monster Girls.
Now I want a actual MGE Megaman game.

I mean, Megaman is already a shota.

>>17180008
Take her into the bushes and fuck her obviously, maybe take her to a tree and fuck her against it while she marks it with her autism juices. Though to be honest it's something I'd purely do for her, literal petplay does nothing for me.

>>17181220
Our house might be a bit destroyed. It might've been fire proof since she let's fire out when she cums too hard, but her turning would be pretty bad.

>>17181220
you go snicker-snack

>>17181181
Autism

>>17181245
>>17181246
would you be crushed by her weight first? if she was on top

>>17181280
You calling my waifu fat?

>>17181289
I AM CALLING HER REAL FORM BIG AND with the right amount of fat where needed

>>17181289
Fatty dragons ate cute!

>>17180449
>monster girls have an anus even if they don't use it for anything other than sex
Wat?

Here is a Seven Seas survey about what licenses they should get next : https://twitter.com/gomanga/status/875070590608080896
It also asks a few questions about your favorite genres, and funnily enough "monster girls" is on there

I doubt many people fill this survey, so if we all put in MGE World guides they might consider it

>>17181181
>fangame
It's just Mugen.

>>17181297
I'll let that one pass. Her dragon form is big indeed but she doesn't have that much fat.
As soon as I see that she is transforming I'd do my best to unplug and roll out.

>>17181303
They are okay. Lean ones or just average are way better though.

>>17180957
It's good to be the King

>>17181321
Suggested MGE world guides, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai and killing bites.

>>17181229
He's a robot

>>17181400
Yes, a robot in the shape of a shota.
A Shobot, if you will.

Would you take a shotaficiation potion if your waifu begged you to?

>>17181400
Male automaton models.

>>17181410
Temporary yes.

I would even go back to shota and grow up again as long as I end as an adult again. What I wouldn't like is to be a shota forever.

>>17181410
>Vampfu is already one head taller than me
>I will be barely able to reach her bellybutton if i drink it

I dont know if that would be heavenly or scary

How would mge enter the mainstream consciousness?

>>17181410
>"""""people""""" who like shotashit

>>17181410
Why would she have to beg? I sure wouldn't be against that

>>17181430
It would need to change so many things I'd rather not have it enter at all.

Many things that get popular go to shit once they become mainstream.

>"Kaz, I'm already a degenerate"

>>17181391
>Elf-san wa Yaserarenai
Decent choice, that elf really need to go on a diet though

>killing bites
>Manga about cute monster girls fighting
>The MC is a delicious light brown badger
I didn't know this was a thing, I've got some catching up to do

>>17181410
Absolutely.
I'd even be that kind of degenerate that would want a semi permanent one.
It's just my thing.

>>17181410
Yes, but if I ever ask her to do something naughty that she doesn't really like she'd have to accept without complaining.

>>17181441
y tho

>>17181410
Maybe, but it'd be a very rare thing. I don't care for transformation really at al especially when I'd be the one subject to it, but at the same time I'm a real sucker for size differences from both perspectives. I'm sure my waifu would be too, and as she's normally quite a bit shorter than me I'd be fine with letting her be the big one without changing once in awhile.

That being said, I'd love for her to mommydom me in that sort of situation as it would be great for that, plus my daughteru and I could do some neat childhood friend roleplay or even just play some innocent kid games.

>>17181441
When the fatfags go so far their girls become sweets.

>>17181422
Sounds heavenly.

>>17181437
I don't mean the mainstream becomes the target audience
Just that it becomes aware of it
Like touhou with iosys flash videos back in the day

>>17181475
Tennis outfits are cute.

>>17181410
Sure. I'm totally okay with temporary. Permanent is a different thing entirely. I'm not sure what I think of that.

>>17181510
Permanent is definitely a no for me no matter how much she begged.

>>17181437
Eh?
I don't think there's anything particularly offensive about mge

>>17181443
>I didn't know this was a thing, I've got some catching up to do
Good luck, translations have been dead forever. It's on 30-40+ chapters in japan and there's only 9 chapters translated.
That's the main reason I voted for it.

>>17181483
Anon,if my vampfu embraces me around her tall meaty body i might faint

>>17181472
>shotafication solely for platonic fun with daughteru
that sounds comfy.

You anons wouldn't do lewd things to your gyaru elf boss, right? Surely, that would be against company policy.

>>17181475
This girl is a cutie

>>17181548
>Gyaru elf boss
Explains why everyone gets a promotion.

>>17181544
I think so too anon, it'd be fun to just let loose and have some nice childish fun with my daughteru, provided that the shotafication would be temporary of course.

I'm sure my daughteru would love to have a special childhood friend once in awhile as she wouldn't have one like that under normal circumstances.

>>17181562
>provided that the shotafication would be temporary of course.
That's what you would think going in

>>17181555
I wonder, how comfortable would monstergirls actually be about having sex around their daughterus or getting walked in on?

>>17181566
And coming out anon,it would be temporary only or not at all. I am perfectly happy being my current size and age thank you very much.

>>17181157
They get FLAYED.

>>17181548
Laying my head between her breasts as I work on my laptop with an occassional shaking forward facing motorboat or her kneading their massivity around my neck isn't against company policy, right? Productivity is improved with comfort, after all.

>>17181567
I imagine they wouldn't give a shit, atleast the moms.
>"You can watch, but no touching!"

What happens when your waifu has to punish you anon?

>>17181568
Maybe your wife isn't

>>17181441
Anon no, I enjoy big girls but no, they are not for eating

>>17181587
She scolds me.

>>17181587
Depends on which one. Pharaoh Onee san punishes me by using the Trial of the Two Suns and the Withered Reed. A terrible punishment of paizuri that doesn't stop until I'm passed out from exhaustion.

>>17181588
Then I'll start another relationship with a girl that is.

>>17181587
I'd think it's going to be some sort of sexy not-punishment domming but instead she pulls out the real deal like "No internet, no snuggling, no ice cream for a week. You may pick two of these three."

And she knows I'll buckle for snuggling, every damn time.

>>17181587
I don't know why my waifu would have to punish me anon, unless she were doing femdom of course. If that were the case then she'd make me wear nothing but latex underwear, a chastity cage and my collar so she can lead me around on a leash as her pet.

>>17181588
Don't be like that anon, my waifu knows my tastes and she much prefers me at my normal size too. Shotafication for me and lolification for her would just be occasional things.

>>17181548
Honestly I think she'd be the one doing the lewd things, considering all of her stuns, silences, and stealth options.

>>17181441
IT'S RAW!!

>>17181616
It's an empty threat. She wants the cuddling more than you do.

>>17181647
>yfw she calls you to her office for a teambuilding exercise with your gyaru elf coworkers

Elves are for peeing on and ignoring.

>>17181651
>her absolutely heartbroken face if you picked internet
That's an even worse punishment.

>>17181672
Especially since that also turns into "sleeping on the couch."

>>17181587
Why would she have to punish me in the first place?

>>17181587
If I'm on the verge of crying will that lighten my punishment?

>>17181683
>Anon threatens to sleep on the couch to punish his wife

Dastardly!

>>17181587
Depends on the severity of the situation anon. If I maybe didn't have dinner prepared in time or something like that, it would be a simple controlling reach around later that night. Or maybe if I called her by one of her cutesy nicknames? That's a reverse mating pressing.

I love her so much!

>>17181704
After you've had a taste of Monster Pussy™ it's just as much a punishment for you too.

>>17180337
Think minimal "clothing" possible.

>>17181710
>I love her so much!
I wonder what sort of punishment proclaiming this in public would get you anon.

>>17181708
>you will never have your own cute pet cowgirl
Why does this timeline have to suck so hard?

HORNJOBS
O
R
NJOBS

>>17181718
Her flustered face. This may not sound like a punishment. But it gives me a heart attack.

>>17181711
I can last one night

>>17181727
LEWD

>>17181746
Onis should be forced to wear a hat or a veil or something instead of displaying their lewd horns whereever they go.

>>17181737
Anon this is for a week.

>>17181615
>Then I'll start another relationship with a girl that is.
Not if you are too small to resist

>>17181752
Deep love conquers all.

Which type of monster girl is most likely to be a NEET?

>>17181750
I can do that

>>17181752
Best moth

>>17181761
Yeti

>>17181727
Was this game ever leaked from patreon? That guy died after publishing patreon-only version and never made it public as he promised
He didn't post anything in 6 months and he still has 1300$ a month

>>17181789
How is he getting money if he's dead

>>17181789
As in he died?

>>17181807
>>17181806
Eh, not really dead, just inactive and doesn't post. Though maybe he actually died, who knows

>>17181815
Yuisis is a good girl, I'm glad artists like her as much as they do.

Reminder that assassination contracts in the future will be monopolized by cybernetically augmented mantises and that highly advanced automatons will police us!

>No QT Demon to watch toku shows with.
>I'll never get to see her nod her head in time with OOO's ska soundtrack
God fucking damn it.

>>17181864
>cybernetically augmented mantises
She didn't ask for this, anon.

>>17181891
Can I call her augmentations and uniform cute?

>>17181891
I did, though.
I asked for her to get augs because I have an Automaton fetish.

If you started playing this song for your Kobold waifu, would she start singing along?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hk-Hnlde2t0

>>17181918
Kobolds are extremely bullyable, so probs yes.

>>17181904
She'll overheat if you do that

>>17181891
Maybe not but she looks cute regardless.

Just hopes she keeps an eye out for rival cyber-werewolf guards

>>17181927
I'll make her overheat and slip in into her unprotected vagina while she's rebooting and paralyzed.

>>17181918
I don't know anon, my Kobold waifu is very embarrassed about her singing although she has a beautiful voice.

>>17181952
That is unlikely

What do you think would happen if the crew of Space Station 13 landed in MGE?

>>17181891
>robot handjobs
>robot footjobs
>cold bug vagina with aphrodisiac injector
>kuu face
Doesn't get much better than that.

>>17181955
Says you!

>>17181961
Terrible things.

>>17181961
Clown rape.
In all the many different ways.

>>17181988
Clowns?

>>17182004
No u

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=ruuko-san

I want this kind of Onee-san.

Cyber holst are adapting for the future with inbuilt lactose filters!

I want a mouse girl to dominate me!

>>17182060
Speaking of Cyber-monster variants, I want a Cyber Dragon!

>>17182060
Who would want to be suckled by augmented tiddies? I bet cyberholsts don't even have to be pregnant to lactate! They could be doing it with anyone!

>>17182004
Would drawing mge girls in juggalo paint be too cringy ?

>>17182072
Dragons are probably too strong for it, along with being too proud

>>17182074
They can also increase production to tremendous levels, crashing the market!

>>17182087
It's time to boycott cybermilk. Those damned robutts are muscling in on pure, god-given breasts, now! Roboobs!

>>17182087
What about an automation programmed as a dragon?

>>17182085
What the fuck.

>>17182106
Then you'll probably see an automation with prop wings/tail while trying to roar.

>>17182129
So I shouldn't do it?

>>17182097
Come on anon, you'll love it.

They even have tissue stimulators that increase their chest size for more milk!

>>17182175
No! I'll have my Automaton with a tight bubble butt and a flat chest!

>>17181410
I'd take one just for fun. It'd be a nice surprise for her.

>>17181815
Jesuse those ears look soft

I want to make an ushi oni a big mother of many mini spider cows!

>>17182217
Just make sure she has the busty to feed them all

>>17182206
Ear mofu is often tragically overlooked by artists.

>>17182173
We need anything we can get at this point so fuck it.

>>17182221
>Ushi with augmented breasts
Horrifying.

>>17182232
I wish there was more of her with super fluffy ears.

>>17182232
You know, I think I prefer representations of ear mofu where the pinna is basically indistinguishable from inner ear mofu. It looks so nice to just sink your fingers into.

>>17182251
No, she's milky!

>>17182310
Call me a Dominant, because I'm going to need some subs

>>17182315
Kek.

>>17182310
I want to be slightly suffocated like that. Bonus points if it includes leglocks and winghugs.

Who's the best Monstergirl for breast and ass expansion shenanigans?

>>17182354
Depends on your taste.
If you want her to like it, Holst or Minotaur.
If you want to make her like it, Any Sabbath girl
If you just want to do kinky shit in the bedroom, any Slime.

>>17182354
Causing them?

Holsts and dark mage

Suffering from them?
Depends on how you want to go about it

>>17182354
Flow Kelp cause she can go back and forth on it from both extremes
Walk into the hotel with a loli on your back
Walk out of the hotel with a bombshell hourglass sex goddess