/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17181199
man, that picture is /jp/ heritage?

how the years go by...

>>17181309
the oldest pictures I have are from around 2011, my old HDD from the golden days died

>>17181301

>>17181199

>>17181407
>1496770509392-1
>-1
I know where you're from. Go back there.

sure is /v/ in here

le good old days mirite

>>17181506

>>17181506
It hurts please stop

how bout this classic
it wasn't posted on /jp/, but it sure does bring back memories

>>17181199

>>17181546

heh what a doofus he misspelled geniuses

>>17181552

>>17181585
I prefer this one.

>>17181605

>>17181294

>>17181407

While you were sleeping, you got transported to Gensokyo, and now that you have woken up, what are your plans?

ITT You wake up in Gensokyo, what do you do?

>>17182016
Whattafuck is a gensokyo man XD

>>17182016
Cover myself with dirt and leaves and crawl to Moriya.

>>17182016
Become a hermit of dicks with dick growing and controlling powers.

>>17182125
I miss talking about Utawarerumono. Even if the newer games get translated /jp/ probably won't be interested anymore.

>>17182016
jump

>>17181678
Ah... the good old days of /jp/... anyway, the torch has been passed to a new generation...

We old timers will just sit here in the sidelines and watch as we slowly fade away into obscurity...

>>17182374
>mugenjohncel
Hey, it's that guy who stole all those onions!

where is josh now

Anybody remember me?

>>17181348
I have some from 2008

>>17182374
You are feeling better, pal?

>>17182986
I hope he's doing well. His shitposting was egregious at times but it was never really malicious and usually good natured (usually). I would rather have him free of cancer and back here shilling his VNs about the evils of marijuana prohibition than the new horde of teenagers that pour out daily from /pol/ and /r9k/

>>17182919
>Zyzz's head
Holy kek did that franken2hu ever get made?

>>17181407
Did ZUN predict the results of the election?

>>17183875
well, look for yourself
>>/jp/
/jp/ has probably the board with the fullest archive going back to >>>10
it will be sad when it will be gone someday

>>17183875
here's the image by the way

>>17181572

set dis as ur walpaper or get owned punk

>>17185684
Sonna koto...

>>17185684

>>17181506
>2013
>old
Pick one.

>>17182016
Jump in the lake and make some eggs.

I was going to go through my old externals but it's kind of painful so I'm not sure I'll continue to do it.

>>17181199

>>17181572
Isn't that the guy who cooked that girl in a microwave

>>17182848
I don't, but who are you? I want to know.

/jp/: Do You Remember /prog/?

I have an external somewhere with a copy of my old computer on it but I don't know where it is.

>>17186445
how much crossposting did /jp/ and /prog/ have?
never browsed that place and I think I missed out on much

sudo

probably not the original, but i remember this pig

>>17186486

>>17186486
Is /jp/'s Sudo the same one as the Dota 2 Wyvern spammer?

>>17186445

Is this our punishment for not reading our SICP? The snake tried to warn us. Why didn't we listen?

Suddenly, a huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes materialized in front of them, and in a loud booming hiss, asked "Have you read your SICP today?"

The surroundings faded into blackness and within a few moments the group found themselves seated in a lecture hall at MIT, amongst several dozen other students. "Welcome to 6.001" was written on the blackboard, and Professor Gerald Jay Sussman walked into the room, dressed in his robe and wizard hat.

"Is this a hack?" he asked as he glanced around and saw the witch, the magician, Alice, and Marisa.

"What...?" Marisa managed to say, all of the confused by what had just happened.

"Nevermind, let's start the lecture." The Sussman said softly.

"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.

"What's going on?" Alice whispered to Marisa.

"I have no idea. But this is getting interesting."

"Or we'll actually see that computer... so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic." The Sussman continued.

"So procedures are the spells if you like that control these magical spirits that are the processes."

The Sussman produced a wand and waved it in the air, muttering to himself. A bright flash of light filled the room, and a stream of glowing parentheses shot out the end of the wand, dissappearing into the air. The students applauded loudly.

"But... how can he do that? He's only a human, right?" the witch whispered.

The Sussman, who up until now had paid no attention to the group, turned and stared at the witch with an astonished expression.

"What did you just say?" he asked, pointing his wand at the witch.

All of the other students turned in the direction of the group.

"Nothing," she answered quietly.

"I hope so," The Sussman said in stern tone, ending his pointing with the wand.

"And... well I guess you know everyone needs a magical language and sorcerers, right, real sorcerers use ancient Arcadian, or Sumerian, or Babylonian or whatever. We're gonna control our spirits in a magical language called LISP, which is a language designed for talking about... for casting the spells that are procedures to direct the processes," the Sussman continued, waving his wand around as he spoke.

"What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic," Marisa muttered almost inaudibly.

Once again, the Sussman quickly turned and stared at her, pointing with his wand.

"Excuse me?" he asked, "What did you say again?"

"Nothing," she replied, trying to avoid attention.

"No, I'm pretty sure you said something. Please repeat it for us, so as not to miss a fine learning opportunity."

"She said, 'What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic'," the witch exclaimed. At the sound of those words the Sussman's face turned a bright red.

"HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME!!" The Sussman shouted angrily. "By the power of the Y combinator I send thee to the land of Java!"

The Sussman raised his wand and a pointed it at the group, sending from its blunt point a stream of red parentheses. Almost immediately Alice sent forth her dolls, which collided with the parentheses at 61.8034% of their way toward her, creating a blindingly bright blue ball of plasma. The other students watched in amazement as the parentheses slowly ate their way through the doll-storm towards Alice.

After a long walk between the bookcases, she stops. And she starts searching for that book.
"May I help you?" you say already seeing the book, and that Koakuma searches at the wrong place. You get the book down from the bookcase.
"Oh, you've found it!" she says smiling. But why is she blushing so heavily? She steps closer to you. She hugs you, you try to push her away, because your first thoughts was Sakuya and her silver knives...
But, her pretty hands won't let go of you.
"Oh? What's wrong?" you ask her surprised.
"...you smell good." She stares you with dreamy eyes. "Awww...your scent makes me dizzy..."
"Whaaaat!?"
"Umm...milk...I want milk..."
"Are you alright, Koakuma?" Koakuma looks at you vacantly and puts her hands on your pants.
What the...wait a minute!!"

ZIIIIIIP...

She slowly zips you down.
She licks her lips and slips her fingers inside your underwear. Her smooth fingers pull your hose out.
"Ohh...Ko...Koakuma..." Koakuma's extreme action stuns you.
She opens her mouth wide and gobbles your shaft without hesitation.
"Ohh!!" An electrifying sensation from your dick makes you shiver.
"Ummm...ohhh...CHAP..." She slurps your cock with nasty sounds.

Patchouli looks at the two of you and drops the book from her hands.
"Koakuma...what the hell are you two doing?!" Patchouli asks shocked and she blushes and covers her face in her hands.
You bitterly smile as you look down at Koakuma sucking your shaft.
"Umm...mmm...CHAP-CHAP... his cock is getting bigger...it doesn't fit in my mouth...ummm...SLURP-SLURP." The enchanted Koakuma massages your abs and sucks on you like a kitten does to its mother's titty.
"She said something about my smell, and this happened..."
"Then...why don't you hurry up and cum?" Patchouli reddens and yells at you.
"Y...yeah, but...it's not that easy..." you say, but your shaft is only half erect because of the shock.
"...the milk won't come out...ohh, I'm thirsty..." Koakuma says. "SLURP-SLURP...MUMPH-MUMPH...I want milk now..."
Koakuma flails her legs. Then Patchouli walks up to her.
"Koakuma, you have to do more to have him make milk."
"Is that so?" she says.
"Uh-huh. You have to tickle the tip like this or lick the sack up...massage his balls and the shaft if necessary." Patchouli kindly advises Koakuma.
"I understand. Let me try now!"
Koakuma flattens her devilish ears and wiggles her tongue on your shaft.
"Umm...CHAP-CHAP-CHAP...ohh..."

>>17186567

"Ohh!! This is super..." The electrifying sensation further raises in your shaft upward. "Your advice is working, Patchouli...you're sure experienced." You bear the pleasure and tell Patchouli.
"What do you mean I'm experienced? I just read that in a book. I've never actually done it, myself..." Patchouli timidly tells you this and quiets down.
"Sorry, I didn't know you hadn't..."
"Hey, don't make me say something like this!" Patchouli looks away, but she doesn't stop peeking at our act.
"Ummm...SLURP-SLURP-SLURP...you taste thicker than before...ohh...I want to drink it...please...ummm..." Koakuma erotically twists her hips and clumsily keeps stimulating you and you see that her tail elegantly sways as she moves.
"Ohh...I feel good, Koakuma..."
"I'll serve you good, so...give me a lot of milk...MUMPH-MUMPH." Koakuma buries her face in my crotch and serves your dick. You see her ears are still fluttering.
"CHAP-CHAP...the extract is coming out...ohhh, it makes me feel dizzy...umm..." Her warm tongue entangles around your shaft. The softness quickly takes you up high.
"Ahhh...I feel like I'm floating in the air...ummmm..." Koakuma sweetly pats and touches herself.
CHAP-CHAP-CHAP...
You hear wet sounds.
"Ah, my tummy feels numb....ummm...!"
BRRRR. She trembles as her body flushes pink. She continues to massage your dick.

You are quickly reaching the edge:
"K...Koakuma, I'm...cumming...ohh..."
"Please...cum...cum a lot..SLURP-SLURP...ummm...." she strokes your dick with her hand and taps the tip with her tongue.
I feel a burning sensation inside me. The heat gathers at my crotch. Every time she moves her tongue, a hot pleasurable sensation seethes up.
"Ummm...ummm...CHAP-CHAP...cum, please cum now...MUMPH-MUMPH..."
She passionately pants and strokes you harder.
"...I can't hold on any longer!!"you say and after a moment later "I'm cumming!!"
Your groin tenses up and your concentrated extract rushes through your gun barrel and shoots out into Koakuma's mouth.

SPLAT-SPLAT-SPLAT!!
"Ahhh...umm...your milk...your thick milk is filling me up...GULP-GULP..."

"I will go and tell this to Miss Sakuya!" Patchouli says with a wide smile on her face.But probably because she sees your and Koakuma's shocked she changes her mind "Ah, alright alright. Then I won't tell her this. But I have one condition."
"What would it be?" you ask her, ready to make anything that she wishes.
"Then you promise me, that you will return to my libary!" her face reddens again as she continues. "you know.. to make me experienced, at those things..."
"Because you can't learn everything from a book." you say, helping her through to the end her sentence. "I think I can promise this."
"Okay, right... Koakuma please guide him out." she says and she disappears behind a bookshelf.

Koakuma looks at you blushed, and tired. She gives you a warm smile, then she speaks:
"I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist, your smell..." she turns away "I-I just... well where do you want to go?"
"I think..."

>>17186578

Suddenly, a huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes materialized in front of them and stared menacingly. In a loud booming voice, it asked "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" and everything turned black.

When they woke up, they found themselves sitting in a lecture hall at MIT, amonst several dozen other students. "Welcome to 6.001" was written on the board. Professor Gerald Jay Sussman walked into the room, wearing his robe and wizard hat.

"Is this a hack?" he asked as he glanced around and saw the strangely-dressed group, shocked and staring back at him.

"What...?" Patchouli managed to say, all of them confused and unable to understand what had just happened.

"Nevermind, let's start the lecture." The Sussman said softly.

"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.

"What's going on?" Koakuma whispered to Patchouli.

"I have no idea. But this is getting interesting."

"Or we'll actually see that computer... so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic." The Sussman continued.

"So procedures are the spells if you like that control these magical spirits that are the processes."

The Sussman produced a wand and waved it in the air, muttering to himself. A bright flash of light filled the room, and a stream of glowing parentheses shot out the end of the wand, dissappearing into the air. The students applauded loudly.

"But... how can he do that? He's only a human, right?" Koakuma whispered.

The Sussman, who up until now had paid no attention to the group, turned and stared at her with an astonished expression.

"What did you just say?" he asked, pointing his wand at her.

All of the other students turned in the direction of the group.

"Nothing," she answered quietly.

"I hope so," The Sussman said in stern tone, ending his pointing with the wand and returning it to a pocket on his robe.

"And... well I guess you know everyone needs a magical language and sorcerers, right, real sorcerers use ancient Arcadian, or Sumerian, or Babylonian or whatever. We're gonna control our spirits in a magical language called LISP, which is a language designed for talking about... for casting the spells that are procedures to direct the processes," the Sussman continued, moving his hands in a series of complex movements as he spoke.

"What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic," Patchouli muttered almost inaudibly.

Once again, the Sussman quickly turned and stared at her, retrieving his wand and pointing at her with it.

>>17186590

"Excuse me?" he asked, "What did you say again?"

"Nothing," she replied, trying to avoid attention.

"No, I'm pretty sure you said something. Please repeat it for us, so as not to miss a fine learning opportunity."

"She said, 'What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic'," Koakuma exclaimed. At the sound of those words the Sussman's face turned a bright red.

"HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME!!" The Sussman shouted angrily. "By the power of the Y combinator I send thee to the land of Java!"

The Sussman raised his wand and a pointed it at the group, sending from its blunt point a stream of red parentheses. Almost immediately Patchouli sent forth a bright white beam, which collided with the parentheses at 61.8034% of their way toward her, creating a blindingly bright blue ball of plasma. The other students watched in amazement as the parentheses slowly ate their way through the beam towards her.

"Now perish!" The Sussman shouted, conjuring a huge pair of parentheses from his wand, which surrounded the group and enveloped them in a closure.

"What do we do now?!?!" Koakuma screamed at Patchouli.
"I don't know!" she shouted angrily in reply as the both of them hammered as hard as they could against the invisible, unyielding walls of the closure.

"I hope you learned your lesson, freaks!" The Sussman exclaimed, as the closure rose up towards the ceiling with the two trapped inside, exploding into a shower of white parentheses as it hit the top. The Sussman returned the wand to his pocket and continued lecturing.

...

"Where... are we?" Koakuma whispered as she opened her eyes to find Patchouli lying next to her.

"I think that guy said something about the 'land of Java'" Patchouli said in a low voice as they both sat up to find themselves in an empty office cubicle. The sound of mouse clicks and typing could be heard coming from around them.

They cautiously walked towards the opening of the cubicle, which lead to a long, brightly lit hallway that seemed to go on forever.

"Let's find a way out of this place," Koakuma said.

They walked into the cubicle beside the one they respawned in, but it wasn't empty; there was a desk, a computer, and an expressionless, bald man with startingly white skin sat there, staring into the monitor and pressing the keys frantically. They could see he was playing Perfect Cherry Blossom.

"Umm... excuse me? Could you ---" Koakuma began.

The man remained focused on the game.

"Hello?!?!" Patchouli screamed at him while waving her arms across his eyes. The man remained undisturbed, and continued to graze with astonishing accuracy. Even when she covered her eyes completely he did not miss at all.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" she exclaimed, kicking him and then the monitor; but nothing refused to move --- it was as if there was a barrier surrounding him.

Seeing that nothing in the cubicle would respond to their attempts at moving or destroying it, they gave up and walked out into the hallway.

"This place sure is wierd," Patchouli commented sadly, "let's see what's in the other ones."

They visited several more cubicles, but the situation was the same; in each one was a man playing one of the Touhou series, and none of them could be disturbed by anything they did. After a while, it became apparent that almost every one of the cubicles was identical, and the hallway seemed to go on forever in either direction.

They continued to walk in silence, looking into the cubicles on either side for any sign of escape. One of them seemed to be empty except for a single purple book lying exactly in the middle, and aligned perfectly with the four walls.

"This one's different! But... what can we do?" Koakuma said as they entered it.

Patchouli reached for the book, and to their surprise it moved with her touch. She picked it up and turned it over.

On the cover was a picture of a wizard and the words "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs".

"Structure and Inter--- wait, is this the SICP that snake mentioned before we ---" Koakuma exclaimed.

"I think I remember now!" Patchouli shouted excitedly. "It said something about reading SICP!" She opened it and turned to the first chapter.

They started reading the first chapter, and just as they finished the first section, the lights of the cubicle flickered and the two of them were once again immersed in darkness.

"What now?" Koakuma asked, "didn't we read it?"

A deep rumbling sound was heard, and the floor began to shake. They held onto each other as they felt themselves falling through it, then fainting.

They woke up to find that they were back where they started, and the huge black snake head was still staring at them. Patchouli continued to hold the purple book tightly against her chest.

"You have read your SICP today", the head hissed before disappearing into the air.

did I win?

What happened to that /jp/ dream?

shaking boy legs ｡‿｡

breathless boys moaning (◡‿◡)

little boy body twitches (‿)

curled boy toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

boys whimpering ( ‿)

quivering boy lips and glossed over eyes （ﾉ´∀`）

boys having squirmy little orgasms *:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*

There is pre-2010 /jp/ and then there is post-2010 /jp/

>>17186845
Kill yourself ``kudasai''.

>>17186862

>>17186868

extra finch

>>17186664
2011-2017 edition when?

>>17186921

>>17186757
let's not. It only reminds me of a poster I'd rather forget forever.

>/jp/

/jp/...

>>17186483

/jp/'s shitposting is closer to our brand (which is quite close to 2005 era /b/), while /a/'s is closer to the new age imagereddit shitposting common to the rest of the main imageboards.

What that basically means is that /a/ shitposts by having a deluge of completely worthless shit, but isn't interesting in the slightest, or simple garbage that gets repeated simply because it is annoying. Example: '>implying, image macros, and other shit that would have been funny in middle school. /prog/'s and, to a lesser much extent, /jp/'s, shitposting consist of having a few different shitpost methods with at least some thought put into their creation (for example, the `How are breasts attractive' thread, which is completely off topic and ridiculous, but is well written and somewhat interesting none-the-less). Ideas are formed on a questionable premise, then expanded upon until it reaches it's absurd logical conclusion. It may also take the form of making a huge deal over a minor detail, or assuming things that are false and writing a long critique based upon that, or making provably impossible demands. Contrary to Standard 4chan Shitpost Model (S4SM), where the intent is to annoy, the intent of our shitposting is to entertain, provoke discussion, or simply as an exercise in writing.

Since the fall of Usenet, w4c style shitposting is currently considered some of the best in the world. Even the great usenet trolls have migrated to /prog/ to bask in the glory of our shitposting. The UN is currently trying to classify /prog/ as a world heritage site, but their action may come too late. W4c shitposting is currently an endangered species, due to invasion by the imagereddits, a dwindling population caused by suicide and incarceration, and moderator action. Some have speculated that moot is trying to kill all forms of shitposting that do not conform to Project Canv.as. So far, the best defense available is to derail stupid imagereddit threads with kopipe and JEWS, as well as giving harmful advice to homework threads. It is considered rude to call a w4c style shitpost in conformance with board standards bad.

It is thought by leading scholars that the reason for the Shitposting Schism was the rapid growth of /b/ due to the media exposure of Chanology, when an influx of underage Digg users caused 4chan to explode. Others claim that the shift happened even before that, during the first influx newfags during 2006. This school of thought holds that the first influx gave rise to the loutish behavior of `raiding' and other bullshit, which was a direct cause of the second major wave. Once /b/ was populated almost completely with underage children, the shitposting culture changed to it's modern form, where it is a competition on who can be the most annoying. The cancerous population then colonized nearly every other board on 4chan that could possibly appeal to it's socially well-adjusted population. Mentifex, an expert in the field, built the Artificial Unintellegence ANDRU to model the thought process of the imageredditors. Despite a few setbacks, the project has largely been a major success.

Since world4ch was not linked to on most boards, and since the average imageredditor ignores anything that isn't a reaction image anyway, the area was left mostly unharmed by the change of shitposting. It remained much more subtle, and resembled machine generated spam less than the imageboard brand. Since /jp/ was at one point full of autistic sexually deviants (a natural pairing for /prog/riders) and were far more computer literate than boards such as /g/ or /b/, they were naturally drawn to programming; /prog/ and /lounge/ (which had a shitposting style slightly different than /prog/, until two retarded children took over the board) was an obvious destination. Since it still wasn't enough of a secret club, they moved off site to places like 4-ch for a few days before returning to /jp/ with a more cultured outlook on shitposting.

>>17187076
what the heck

>>17186935
is ota still alive

>>17187134

>>17187199
I love this picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17187134 .

>>17187134
ota is alive but >>>/qa/ is the new real deal

>>17187199
Holy shit four hoops?!

>>17187209
I have a bad memory. I do remember that. RIP
>>17187220
But it's not? I just checked.

Does anyone have that picture with all the /jp/ loli made from loli maker? The group shot?

>>17186880
I wish that picture didn't get so popular, it feels wrong to see so many normalfags profiting off my MS Paint endeavors

>>17187458
Make more images then

>>17187508

>>17186729
Together, or not together.

Those were the last traces of those dreamlike days.

>>17186729
You're my /jp/ dream

>>17187560

anyone remember this meme haha

>>17187067

I wish /jp/ get raided again

>>17187036
red alert 3 got too much shit imhnho

>>17190599
/jp/ is always being raided by /a/ and /v/ and /vg/ and /r9pol/

>>17187414
I haven't seen this image without text forever.

>>17187067
>>17186483
Even though /prog/ made a lot of ____posts, /sp/ and /fit/ kept posting a lot of ____posts here too. I never really understood why. (other than from what I can tell /sp/ has always been /sp/ - shitposting/general. I'm pretty sure they are the main ones that started that anti-janitor movement before it was picked up by w-bros.) In regards to that copy/paste, it feels like actual /pol/ acts like old /b/ sometimes, but for some reason these /r9k/pol/x/ fusion frog spamming retards keep flooding out over the other boards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM

I kinda miss Suigin-style shitposting.

>>17190960
>it feels like actual /pol/ acts like old /b/ sometimes, but for some reason these /r9k/pol/x/ fusion frog spamming retards keep flooding out over the other boards.
The difference is that the infected appendix that is /r9pol/ and the shitposting it leaks into the rest of 4chan takes itself *almost* completely seriously. A lot of people on both boards literally believe that they are the vanguard of some revolutionary movement and that they can sway national elections and save muh white race through meme magic and doxxing.

It used to be spammed here a lot more, but I think pic related is incredibly relevant for what's left of chan culture in 2017. People eventually took all of the "IT'S HAPPENING" posts seriously and then we got invaded by edgy teenagers.

I honestly think 4chan would be a better place if /pol/, /r9k/, /news/, /bant/ and /int/ were deleted and a blanket ban on politics was brutally enforced. Political shitposting is the worst kind of shitposting, since it incentivizes people to annoy others as efficiently as possible and spam propaganda images without any thought or originality put into the content.

So what's up wid it ? You know the deal, it's that boy Ramiro,

So the other day while I was practicing my Capoeira, I was thinkin about this awesome party house in Jersey with tons of alcohol and hot sluts, that I used to drive up to when I was in highschool. It was actually a fraternity house, but the guys weren't skinny faggots that wear their shirts tucked in. Weid huh ? Any way, I said fuck the club and decided to go holla at some of my boyz from way back in the day.

I roll into the house with my posse, but something isn't right. I'm thinkin : where are the kegs, and more importantly, I can't see a single descent
girl. Just then, this little dweeb starts scopin me, then comes up and asks me who I am. My boy Roberto goes "Are u fucking serious ?! You're talking to Ramiro a.k.a the BO$$ of Jersey." Then the kid (who had a striking resemblance to Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All) says something like ' Please don't take any personal offense to this, but this house belongs to the Touhou brotherhood, and so I must humbly ask that you please leave.'

I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.

So can someone please tell me what the fuck a "Touhou" is, and what happened to one of the sickest party houses in Jersey?

>>17191177
I miss kopipe

>>17191112
>I honestly think 4chan would be a better place if /pol/, /r9k/, /news/, /bant/ and /int/ were deleted and a blanket ban on politics was brutally enforced. Political shitposting is the worst kind of shitposting, since it incentivizes people to annoy others as efficiently as possible and spam propaganda images without any thought or originality put into the content.

That would require nuking lots and lots of threads once they inevitably turned to something relating to politics. Even on /jp/, you get the people whining about koreans and how anime is going to be killed by feminists and stuff. It'd probably be better to leave everything, excluding /r9k/, as containment boards and enforce GR#3 with 0 tolerance until people lose the idea that the purpose of this site is to be a factory that produces edgy trolls.

Even then, I think the biggest, unsolvable problem is that this site is too full of people who, rather than think of anonymity as a way to talk about how they like anime lolis or something without being downvoted or judged based on their post count, think of anonymity as a way to be an idiot without repercussions.

>>17191112
>4chan would be a better place if
>if

>>17191511
People ``whining about Koreans'' has its roots also in the textboard era. Don't put it on the same level as 2016 era shitposting.

>>17191742
What was the other one of this? Like mou asa ka or something?

>>17191742
no

>>17191970
Wait, I thought latin half-breed guy was /a/

>>17191970
I wish I could make half-breeds with JKs.

>>17191979
Maybe he started on /a/, maybe he didn't. Hard to tell these days. But he did have a solid presence on /jp/ too and it's just autistic enough to be a /jp/ meme so...

>>17181541

>>17181572
who's that?

>>17192290

>>17192349
Why is she pissing herself in the last panel?

>>17191742
Last time I posted the "post the..." ones I got banned.

>>17192383
I probably saved some edit.

>>17192449

I want to rape milk.

>>17192472
*slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

>>17191742

>>17192636

>>17190977

Dudes this is no joke, I need higurashi pictures, and fast!

>>17194324
*farts in ur face*

>>17194324

>>17194359
the original was "grabs dick" by the way newfag

>>17194366

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FytHqw7E5LA

Are you still here?

>>17181541
>>17192211
Good times.

>>17192937
slurp slurp

It's really heartwarming to see an image I edited myself to show up in these threads.

im a tourist and i get literally none of these. its kind of cool seeing them from an outsiders point of view tho

>>17194796
Can you figure this one out?

>>17187126
Ive been searching for that top left picture for 2 years at least.

>>17194880
I don't think this resolution is any better than that image, but here.

>>17194890
In fact it looks like a poorly done crop job. Never mind.

>soku threads

>>17194393
wooh

I miss /fig/ threads. Even the /jp/ tsuki board group is dead. Fumo threads fill most of this void but not completely.

I don't even remember what this was other than some shit attempt at shit posting. Hopefully someone does and gets embarrassed.

>>17196482
Shit, I made the mistake of looking this image up to remind myself. I wasn't even aware it was posted more than once, and none of the hits are the time I actually made that edit, meaning that image I posted isn't even the actual original edit I made. (which itself actually was never posted again: >>/jp/thread/5072483#p5072726 )

It's kind of funny how most of the hits are porn threads of that thing and not the original threads made by the !LFVHiRIMUU tripfag.

I also found this old chatbot thing looking through image searches >>/jp/thread/5642290 Pretty nostalgic. Going through the archives and finding stuff other than niggy images and that funny looking picture from KS kind of hurts sometimes. I miss pre-"good old (shitposting) days" /jp/.

Pic unrelated, but one of my favorite old images.

>>17196602
I feel bad for the new generation of posters, I went to the front page of warosu and all I saw were generals.

That's kind of sad really, that the board has so willingly hived itself off into its own gated communities.

>>17196771
I don't know what you expect. Most of the topics that have generals are either so niche that they'd be swept off the board by the Touhou image dumps or are horrible cancer that would outpace the Touhou image dumps. Imagine if the posters in the monster girl thread were allowed to roam freely. They only started that thread an hour and a half ago and they have almost the same number of posts as the doll thread started 13 days ago.

>>17196771
Blame Hiro and that other dead faggot for having never created a 3DPD /jp/. I don't like all those idol and JAV threads either, but technically they are /jp/ material so they belong in here, and thankfully enough they're contained enough to never be a bother once you've set up your filters.

>>17196902
>Imagine if the posters in the monster girl thread were allowed to roam freely. They only started that thread an hour and a half ago and they have almost the same number of posts as the doll thread started 13 days ago.

It's not like it even is a huge community that would explain the fast speed. Their current thread has 110 replies and 24 IPs. It's basically an IRC channel.

>>17196935
Thankfully the people in /jp/'s generals are well-behaved enough to stay in their threads until they get bumped off the board. Imagine how much worse the situation could be if they were like the usual general retard from nearly everywhere else.

>>17196771
>Condense ur threads, bro.
-W.T. Moot

It's not the generals that are the problem, but the posters inside. /jp/ is a bunch of /a/ and /v/ and /vg/ threads and touhou shitposts. There's no/little general /jp/ populace.

>>17196902
>Imagine if the posters in the monster girl thread were allowed to roam freely.
See there was a time when slime girls were just slime girls and monster girls were just "what if RPG monsters were moe?" and people could talk about monster girl related things(such as various doujin games) on /jp/ without issue. The problem with the monster girl thread is the monster girl thread itself. It's full of this displaced subculture that's like super /r9k/, doesn't mesh with any other board and refuses to join their threads because they're so autistic that anything that doesn't fit in their sad little idea of monster girl world is unforgivable blasphemy. Those guys just need to be dispersed to the other threads on other boards and learn to deal with it.

>>17196908
Moot should have just deleted /jp/ when /vg/ was made, since it absorbed all the non-touhou/non-3D physical material posts and Touhou and VNs could just be talked about there too. JAV threads should be in /t/ since they're just torrent request threads and /t/ is basically the JAV board anyway.

I think shitposters are to blame though. They just drove away everyone who wanted to use the board with floods of dumbshit or over-reactive modding in response to floods of dumbshit. The only non general non touhou posters left are the shitposters who just want to post shite and couldn't think up a good topic if they were paid to.

I LOVE JAPAN PERIOD.

>>17196987
Honestly I always complain about the generals on /jp/ because there's too many, but quality wise most of them are miles above every other general on the site. The only ones I would call bad are Alternative idols and AKB

>>17196987
Stop shilling this dumb idea like it makes the general posters noble. They are scum like the touhou, hotglue, and ronery spamming scum that were kicked off /a/ and /v/ originally. There's nothing redeemable about the people in those threads. If they didn't post in their little threads, people would just sage their threads up without having to worry about the staff protecting them. They'd probably actually leave.

>>17197071
The worst thread is VNTS. Monster girl second.

>>17197093
Sage is not a downvote.

Ah, a good ol' fashioned meta-thread. You know, I'm surprised /jp/ doesn't take advantage of Hiro's "one meta thread per board" rule more often.

Oh, and here's possibly my favorite old /jp/ image (simply because I made it to originally mock a retarded 2hu thread)... then it died off when they started issuing bans for telling the OP you reported their stupid thread/post.

>>17197093
moot himself told /jp/ that we should keep our shit condensed in here when the board was created. Even though those generalfags like things I dislike, they're keeping their shit condensed, and since I have the amazing power of filtering I don't have to look at 3DPD every time I open the catalog.
Ten or so threads out of 150 aren't a problem at all.

>>17197067
I totally forgot /t/ even existed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eyUVVcgc8

I miss the old times so much ;_;

>>17197107
>This isn't a bullet point
This isn't for making puns
It doesn't matter what it's for. People take it and have always taken it as a sign of disapproval. This is why it's hidden now.

>>17197148
/t/, the board with threads that have been here longer than some posters. >>>/t/653102

>>17197140
Thinking themselves better than the rest of /jp/ is one of their problems. They have this undue sense of pride. They are as much cast off losers not good enough for other boards as the original members of /jp/. They are not noble. They are maggots.

>>17197178
Not him, but I disagree. I think it does matter, and additionally it was never taken as a sign of disapproval in /jp/. It was a bad decision to hide sage because it essentially killed it as new posters stopped learning about it. If the display of sage was causing trouble in a couple of large boards because of the stupidity of the posters, the issue should have been handled just on those boards and not sitewide.

>>17197214
I don't care if they're nobles or maggots, they aren't welcome in my house but since they're homeless, I don't mind them being here as long as they don't make any noise and never leave the attic.

>>17197233
>they aren't welcome in my house but since they're homeless,

They aren't though, there's monster girl threads in like 6 boards

>>17196393

Damn, anon finally hit me. It is was one of my first ever VN's.

I still listen to the OST at least once every Winter since.

>>17197293
I listen to it all year round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3RUZ6z7yrk

>>17186935
What was the /jp/ dream again?
The mansion?

>>17197221
>additionally it was never taken as a sign of disapproval in /jp/
Outsiders always took it as disapproval, got mad, and then left. I consider this one of the reason /jp/ was able to survive as long as it has.

>>17197233
My point is merely to not go putting them on a pedestal. They keep using that "at least we stay in our thread" like it makes them model citizens. If they didn't, they'd be no worse than endless touhou butts and anuses threads. Having a butt and anus general doesn't automatically make the threads or the posters better.

>>17197248
The people in the monstergirl thread here are the dregs of those threads. They don't care about games or anime or works or lewds image. They care about their little circle jerk fandom chatroom and ERP.
Also his point wasn't specifically about the monster girl thread.

>>17197214
>/t/, the board with threads that have been here longer than some posters
To be fair to us, we still have that Takane thread that was created last Christmas. But I see what you mean.

>>17197425
I just miss visible sage since I think the function is very valuable. Having it visible provides more opportunities for newfriends to integrate into the board culture and use it constructively.

For instance what I'm writing here is a dumb metapost and therefore I will sage because what I'm writing is only tangential to the thread. But more than that, I think that habitually using sage should be seen as a sign of politeness.

>>17186486

>possessedbyphoenix

>>17197525
Who would want to kill such a cute piggy?

I wonder what sudo is doing right now.

>>17186486

>>17181500
How does it feel to be a no fun loving nigger.
Kys.

>>17197525

>>17181506
>good old days
>"otaku culture"

who homu here

>>17187134
yes.

Used to be posted all the time in gust threads. I should really replay Ar Tonelico 2 again.

>>17198144
Did /jp/ have these after 2013? I think there was one in 2012. There used to be thread for it after new year.
Anyone else still here who is in the picture?

>>17198192
I am dead center in the third row

>>17198192
I remember joining one of those, but I can't find myself in that one.

>>17198192
I'm the only meganekko in the 5th row.

I had a good laugh when I saw this among Hiro's malware ads

>>17198386
I miss visible sage and newfriends getting butthurt over it.

let's make some new good memories together!

>>17198697
Yeah, neo-/jp/ it's gonna rock! We will be bigger, faster and better than og-/jp!

IKU-ZE!

>>17181541
> not using alice as tank
> no marisa as a good-for-all magic caster
weak

>>17186925
its rare to see quality gachi threads nowdays

>>17198192
I'm the self-proclaimed cute one

>>17198905

>>17198879
It's rare to see quality gachi in general nowadays, now it's mostly Cookie and Inmu

>>17198192
I'm almost certain that I am the purple haired one 2nd to the top row, left side

>>17198192
me on the left

>>17198924
today gachi mostly polluted by twich-fags with cheap bait and switch mechanics

but i found some quality on nico nico, still i have to figure out how to download videos from that.

Also i have the idea to make a "The End of 1000 Years" in more manly version


Also, is "Cirno's panels" old enough?

>>17197794
On the stone was etched a single word more ancient than the boards themselves: Homura. Our homu.

i just miss homuha. she was my favourite kind of autism

Why is /jp/ so shitty?

>>17194685
I met Chisame via ai sp@ce but never heard from him again after he was conscripted.

I wonder what became of him.

>>17182374
Feels bad reading that since im pretty much from the "new generation" compared to you all.

>>17198356
Me too.

>>17198905
Oh there I am, the one with green eyes and a blue sweater.

>>17196902
Just tell the Monster Girl threads to go to /d/ and the Idol threads to go to /mu/

>>17199747
Poor /mu/ already have enough shit in their plate to deal with idols too, and there already are Monster Girl threads on /d/.

>>17199747
It's kind of sad that monster girls and idols are probably more than half the traffic /jp/ gets.

>>17199829
what are they doing here then?

>>17199848
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>17199747

You can tell whoever you want whatever you want, but it doesn't work that way. It's the mods and janitors that get to enforce what goes where and we've been the designated dumping ground for everyone else's garbage since 2008. They didn't let us run off the idolfags then and they sure as shit won't let us do it now that there are dozens of 3DPD generals at all times and they easily outnumber the Touhou shitposters.

Even if you won the lottery and bought out Hiroshimoot and were able to force everything and everyone that doesn't belong on /jp/ out what's left would be barely more active than /bun/ or any of the other shitty fucking splinter boards. There's no going back. Everyone's gone. VNs get two slow generals that consist mainly of complaining about their own declining quality while the AKB fags alone generate 2,000 posts a day. It's over, moot won, this is their board now.

If anything it's something of a small miracle that anyone still asks who are you quoting. Hard to believe any remnants of board culture could survive in this wasteland of 3D and refugee generals. Chalk up a small victory for autistic persistence, I guess.

>>17199990
[s4s] revitalized "who are you quoting"

>>17199990
It's weird because you'd think the AKB and Monster Girl threads get a lot of posters because of how fast they are, but that's not really the case, for example there's an AKB thread with 2800 posts (lmao) right now and only 135 IPs, meanwhile the rhythm games thread has 264 posts and 87 IPs.

AKB and Monster Girls aren't big communities, they are just shitty ones that make lots of shitty posts.

>>17198905
im below the top left, with glasses.
good times jp

>>17187134
That reminds me. I never finished this.

Wait tell me again what's wrong with idol thread posters? Do they leak out? Or is it because they're occupying 1 (one) thread in the catalog?

>>17198946
>>17198905

If anyone wants to find their original, these threads should help.
>>/jp/thread/10310778
>>/jp/thread/7924061

>>17198192
Don't remember even seeing the thread for these.

>>17200240
Hopefully we could have one of those threads again sometime, would be nice to see how many people are still around.

>>17200211

They're occupying about 50. AKB alone always has 4-5 threads on the board at a time.

And what's wrong with them is they don't belong, they have never belonged. 3D is not /jp/. But moot forced them on us because he is a normalfag who wanted a normalfag's /jp/ and predictably they multiplied out of control. Now everything that actually belongs on /jp/ is an endangered species and all that's left is idols and generals that were kicked off other boards.

>>17200300
>AKB alone always has 4-5 threads on the board at a time.
if that's the problem, complaining about touhou would make more sense

>>17200539
/jp/ used to be a 2d only zone

>>17200558
that doesn't make touhou spam any better

>>17200582
>>17200300
>>17200539

Please don't move this discussion to this thread just because your other thread got deleted.

>>17197638
Probably jacking it to Rin.

You know, it never was that funny that arc was black.

>>17186970

>>17200646
dats racist

>>17185503
Can't believe how many of these images I've lost.

>>17197093
>shilling
Actually you are the low quality posters.

>>17200240
I can't remember which one was mine. It would be nice to do one for this year, but I figure the pool of original meetup attendees would be extremely diluted.

>>17200647
Please explain this meme.

>>17200965
he's josh, the fastest 2hu in the west

it's far from the oldest /jp/ image I have, but it's an old favorite of the board (and /a/ too actually but times have changed)

>>17200957
I think most /jp/sies enjoy remaking themselves too so it would be difficult to see who was a repeat attender. That's okay with me though. It would be fun to do again.

>>17200957
>>17201137
Do you (or anyone) have the modded version with all of the add-ons, still? The links in the old threads are dead.

Ghostposting is back by the way

>>17201084
What does that mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCSM4W8vk3Q

http://kingofgets.deviantart.com/art/Dragon-Ball-jp-194998475

Both of these basically embody the positive (1st link) and negative (2nd link) of /jp/ in its prime.

Above all else, /jp/ used to be about creativity. Then, /jp/ moved to [s4s] and then /bant/.

>>17201306
These are both awful boards.

>>17198905
I remember that thread and thinking it was stupid. Now I regret not making one.

I always claim to be an old fan but in reality I started posting here two years after the board was made. I'm so sorry for lying to you all. ;__;

>>17202831
*oldfag
Yes, I'm using a phone, but it's because I don't want to get out of bed.

>>17190977
I wish I had the time and energy to do it again. stay o4l noobs

What year did /jp/ stopped being Japan/general and change to Otaku Culture?

>>17201137
It would be probably good idea to do that closer to the end of the year like around Christmas or something. If I recall right these threads were usually made during early january or so.

>>17203392
>What year did /jp/ stopped being Japan/general and change to Otaku Culture?
2012 maybe?

What exactly is Otaku Culture to you?

>>17203983

Who misses NEET generals?

(Not me).

>>17204634
I somewhat miss room generals.

>>17204638
It's fine to have some guilty pleasures, isn't it?

>>17203486
2010 actually

>>17201306
Nobody seems to like the second themesong. I always thought it captured the /jp/ feeling well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM

>>17204662
I hope that dude's still around here somewhere. I'd like to see more of his paintings sometime.

>>17197742
Kill yourself retard.

>>17201191
I might but I don't want to look right now - my downloads folder is very disorganized. I also have this one I think.

>>17204791
It's just too sad, I tear up whenever I listen to it

I think the song and the lyrics are amazing, the problem is that was made in a era that people don't really miss

>>17204934
Maybe that's why I happen to like it a lot. It gives me a kind of melancholic nostalgia. /jp/ wasn't at its peak, but I was still an escapist NEET at the time the second themesong was posted. I've had a salaried job for the past 5 years, and I miss those carefree times.

>>17205020
The biggest reason old /jp/ was so good is the same as the reason old /b/ was so good. Our own youth. (And more original content).

What happened to the /jp/ dream?

>>17205076
We woke up.
The solution is simply to go back to sleep.