/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Have you heard of the cute waifu?

>>17157447
Big booty witches

Lilims are CUTE!

>>17157451
Lilims are SHIT!

Robomaids are olev.

>>17155309
>>17155428

>>17157450
Hoo maMAA

>>17157455
Have a good time Uni-chan!
Adorable!

What's shakin', bacon? It's colder than a Lich's tit in a brass bra outside, come to the diner with me and I'll warm you up buttercup

Ufufu. Where are you looking, Anon?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCAC1V0XgAQqMCA.jpg:orig

>>17157468
At the delicious skindentation.

>>17157468
I want to so switch stuff with Illassa all day long.

>>17157450
Gondola

>>17157455
Girl's night out~

>>17157477
Would alps get invited out for them?

>Waifu pushes her face against my dick, talking about how good my cockstink smells.
>"I showered five minutes ago. My dick just smells clean."
>I know, she says. Dirt and grime don't turn me on, but your smell does.

Man I picked a great wife.

Posting this since the previous thread archived shortly after it was posted there.

Amazon has the Seven Seas version of MGE volume 2 up for pre-order. Seems we'll get all the juicy extra info come September.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1626926093/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER

>>17157476
Of course

>>17157468
good to see mono improving his lineart
those lines are crisp

>>17157480
If they stay low-key they would Like pic related.

I tell all the news squirrels that they look extremely cute, and sometimes give them coffee. The way they blush, grab the cup, and hop back up the tree is adorable!

Then I see them writing notes at a breakneck pace, vibrating with energy and shaking their tree. It's really adorable.

>>17157497
Faggot squirrel enabler.

>>17157503
Would you feel better if I said they sometimes fall out of the tree, soaking themselves in burning coffee?

That never happens, but I could lie if it helps you.

>>17157497
You really shouldn't feed them like that. You're only going to teach them to beg from people.

>>17157467
I want the Yeti to shake her bacon!

>>17157468
Ok even that lilim hating guy has to admit Ilassa is fucking hot and deserving of lewd things.

>>17157529
This is why man explored the jungles.

How much do i need to convince a kaiju for marriage?

>>17157535
I thought it was to find things to loot and sell. You know, good wood, herbs, spices, gold, silver, slav-oh. Yeah, I guess that fits.

>>17157540
About a hundred inches.

>>17157529
>her fingers
ouch

>>17157529
>You will never be subdued by a group of girls living in the jungle who fight through sex and pleasure.

Do NOT fug the bugs.

>>17157565
Why not?

>>17157556
Anon i mean how to get her hand in marriage!

>>17157565
happily

>>17157575
Fight for world peace and justice, obviously. Kaiju girls are hot for that kind of thing.

>>17157575
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

>>17157455
Unicorn-chan is a pure but lively girl!

Why, she loves nothing more than to drink (sparkling) wine and play poker (with no chips)

>>17157579
dont they love wrecking things?...

>>17157565
This is accurate, you should not fug the bugs.
You should headpat the bugs, then fug them.

>dom wife treats you like a meatbag most of the time
>during nap time you are her cuddle pillow and stress relief toy

how cliche this sounds?

>>17157513
What about a slim and fit yeti who gets made fun of by other yetis for having smaller snuggle lumps?

>>17157595
MOTHFAGS GET OUT REEEEE

>>17157609
What a disgrace to yeti kind.
I'd still want hugs from her though

>>17157608
Extremelly.

>>17157608
Overly cliche, also for fags.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to come down to the meet and greet for monster girls formed by super science.

Not every monster out there came from demonic energy or a werewolf bite, some were formed by super science and now find themselves in need of help to adapt and (more importantly) get a husband.

i will impregnate a big monster girl!

with many daugherus!

>>17157629
Big girls carry big daughterus!
Make sure to impregnate them with many of such daughterus at once.

Multiples a best.

This is a Japanese semen demon.

>>17157634
of course! it will be hard but i will make sure to try everyday with mushrooms and corruption fruit to give her lots of big spider cows! if my pelvis doesnt break

Say something nice about old hags!

>>17157653
Go for it!
Fill her up till she's carrying no less than eight!

>>17157657
They're big, soft, and worth impregnating .

>>17157590
In the name of world peace.

>>17157657
Lolibabas are damn sexy.

>>17157657
They are very, very pretty and they really do not need to act younger than they are.

>>17157659
a-anon i dont think i can survive such a heavily impregnated ushi oni,her lust and food cravings will be off the charts! and i dont think her womb can take so many big daugherus

>>17157677
You can do it, just believe!
And just make sure you satisfy those cravings in moderation, don't want your spider cow getting more cowlike and soft.


Also belly rubs, she's gonna carry a lot of girls, although she may lay them as eggs after a while.

>>17157657

>>17157657
Ara aras are LIFE

>>17157687
oh definetly i will pamper all her needs and give her plenty of bellyrubs all the time,saying shes a strong mother and asking if she wants a few more inside

>>17157701
Anon, you can't impregnate her even more once she's already carrying.
not that it won't stop her from going heart pupil mode and clutching you tight against her.

>>17157657
They're nice, soft, and secretly lovey-dovey when you get past their gloomy/angry facade.

Someone said the stronger the MG species is,the less fertile they are,correct?

that means you are not gonna have a daugheru until a century or so?

>>17157719
Common consensus is, yes, a stronger girl is harder to get pregnant.

You can get around the time by either, A: putting all your points in luck or B: removing the luck from the equation by downing enough potions, items, and venoms to super charge your sex sessions.

>>17157705
oh,in that case heavy cuddling and handholding will have to suffice,as long as her horny side doesnt kick in,i dont want a big impregnated horny spider cow milking me all the day

>>17157711
This Anon gets it.

Dealing with the rough mean side of an Ara Ara and warming her up to get to her sweeter inside!

>>17157731
>luck stat

you mean the thing nobody spends points into? endurance sounds better

>>17157719
Depends on how much you have sex and how lucky you are. You could also go to the magic tentacle tree or whatever to get it's blessings.

According to my calculations it took around 5672 creampies to make my waifu pregnant. If we pump that up because I would incubize you could say 8000

>>17157739
High luck, low int is objectively the best build.

>>17157734
Yep, just cuddling and firm, but gentle, loving till the kids come out.
Granted, she'll be leaking like a holst and her tits will be larger and softer but that's besides the point.

>>17157739
Luck works with certain builds.
Endurance lets you power on to increase chances, luck just increases chances.

>>17157750
alright sounds perfect! i will hold her hand as she crushes it saying to fucking praise her for delivering all our daugherus safely,followed by close cuddling holding all the eggs

What board on 4chan world most likely be a MC in the Monstergirl world?

Depending on the board the genre would change too
I'd say /tg/ isekai
/a/ sol
/k/ action/adventure

For some reason /jp/ dosent seem like the type that would like to travel even in the MG world.

>>17157770
Could you reword your post in English?

fertile vampires

impregnation via bloodsucking

>>17157782
Sorry English isn't my first language.
But I'm getting better.

Who would most likely be a main character in the Monstergirl world among the 4chan boards based on the board culture?
Better?

>>17157657

They're best when you married them back when they were loli and you've spent a lifetime together.

>>17157785
Vampires are too lewd.

>>17157789
Well, part of the whole thing in MGE is damn near anyone can be their own "main character."
Unless you mean an anime-style shonen protag in which case I don't want anything to do with that person whatsoever.

>>17157801
For me most of /jp/ seems like the kind of person that wouldn't like go on a adventure and just stay in a room reading books and learning magic to make their life easier.

>>17157800
>tfw no vampire daugheru to call her draculina or dress her up as a chuuni dark lord in halloween

i need this...

>>17157815
>No vampire daughteru to scare on Halloween by dressing up like a vampire slayer.
>she would cry when you jump out with a whip and cross and yell " Die monster!"

>>17157832
Anon. Whipping your daughterus is no.

>>17157832
>Waifu standing tall behind you,her fangs and hands ready to deliver unholy punishment for scaring her flesh and blood in such a way

>>17157841
It's made of demon realm silver for clean family fun.

>>17157848
Anon that's even worse, demon realm silver will maker her so horny.

If humans are afraid of monsters under their bed when they're young, what are young monsters afraid of?

>>17157856
Well then afterwards you shoot a call to that cute boy she's been eyeing from school.

>>17157859
Knights and Inquisitors

>>17157859
Paladins in their closet?

>>17157860
>"Haa... haa... anon... my dad says... t-that its okay if you come over... cum over... please cum all ove-*click*"

>>17157813
I'd love to travel the world, but only once I had found my waifu.
That way we could see the world together and could have each others backs, not to mention not having to be harassed by monsters all the time.

>>17157870
okay now,where was her castle again?

>>17157870
>her crush Is a young vampire hunter in training

>>17157876
Then it looks like someone's gettin slaid
>>17157875
Past the graveyard and that spooky forest with the nice Troll living in it, can't miss it.

How would an audience full of danukis do on The Price is Right?

>>17157884
Terribly. They'd all lowball like crazy.
>"What?! 500Yen? I wouldn't pay more than 10!"

Imagine how vampires talk between themselves

>You were my first! (bloodsucking)
>impale me! (DoINeedToSpellaIt?)
>WHIP ME! (literally,with your demon friendly chain whip)

>>17157865
>>17157861
Cute

>>17157888
It's worse with dragons.
They never get tired of "(s)lay the dragon" puns.

>>17157899
Slay
Plunder
Ravage
Hoard
Mount
Ride

anything else?

>>17157888
Same with Angels.
>Let us pray as one. (mating press babe~?)
>Our love is pure as god's light intends it to be! (Break out the kinky stuff tonight~)
>I shall prostrate myself before the lord! (do me from behind!)
Yes I'm still on that Oppai angel kick from last thread.

>>17157902
The entire premise of the princess trapped, the fierce dragon defending her and the knight trying to conquer the dragon

>>17157909
hold on,how did a city size dragon bred with a person....

>>17157904
If you impregnate her she might switch from double to single entendre.

>>17157918
Shape-shifting. She's shown with a humanoid form in other comics.

>>17157918
ＭＡＭＯＮＯ ＭＡＮＡ
Magic saves the day again.

>>17157927
>Oppai angel waifu always speaks in double entendre when she wants to do the sexing
>One day walks up, rips her top open and grabs her husband's hand, bringing it right onto her revealed perfect nipple
>"Fuck me. Now."
>SweatingManWith40Arms.jpg

Sleep well anons,remember to shower your wife with affection regardless of her race

>>17157918
Dragons can shape shift to and from "beast mode," so to speak.

>>17157904
Would Snake girls draw out their S'es all the time, or just when they're trying to be cute/cool/intimidating?

Where is the troll love on this board?

>>17157939
>Lamia wife is groggy still waking up all cold blooded
>"Urgh. Babe, pass the milk."
>Tell her you thought you married a fearsome snake monster, not a cutiepie bedhead
>She groans, but then throws her hair forward to make her look disheveled and horrifying while standing up on her tail and looming over you
>"Foolish sssssimpleton... passss the milk or ssssuffer in my clutchesssss! Kreeeeh!"
>Cutely pecks your cheek with a 'thanks bebe!' when you hand it to her

>>17157946
But anon, we're not supposed to feed the trolls.

>>17157949
Yeah, the trolls feed us their special pies they made just for us!

>>17157947
this is comfy, have a (You)

Marry the mermaid!

>>17157947
I could see that with an Aphophiss.
>"What's wrong honey, you used to have the pyramids quivering in fear at the mere mention of your beautiful villainy?"
>"I know. Once we got married, I left behind my silly rivalry with the Pharoh, but now, I don't know what to do with myself. I mean, I love loving you and all, but what more is there to life?"
>tfw you will never help a grape snek through her midlife crisis

>>17157960
Be a better father!

>>17157959
Thanks bossman.

>>17157961
i wanna give her a reason to live,in fact,many purple little reasons

>>17157961
Sign her up onto GRAPED.COM, that will give her a purpose!
>>17157960
I want to dick that daughteru!

>>17157963
>You'll never have your dick sandwiched between an Angel's mega tits and a Demon's mega ass.
Damn.

>>17157972
You gotta pick a side anon!

>>17157966
Mermen don't get to do that silly Anon.

>>17157974
Not if I fuck both of them senseless!
Or more realistically if I look cute enough trying to pleasure both of them that they end up raping me to sleep.

>>17157947
I like the half-asleep snakes unable to break through the morning haze and simply squeeze you a little tighter and go back to sleep.

>>17157978
>Talk a big game saying you're gonna unite heaven and hell with your dick
>easily instantly drown in all of that T+A
>They think it's so adorable they put aside their differences to give you the night of your life
>As they're both sleeping one on each arm you smirk to yourself
>"Just as planned."

>>17157974
I choose ass!

>>17157984
They're going to wake up to just each other in bed.
And then I kick the door open with pancakes and sausage.
I'll even mix vanilla into the batter!

>>17157994
>"Ah, pancakes and sausage! Perfect for healthy Breast/Ass growth!" x2
>Glare at each other with renewed fury and unbridled hatred
Here you go again.

>>17157974
Breasts ez

>>17157998
I'm going to give them their food trays and shoot them a "No fighting!" look.
Then I'll say something cheesy like "It doesn't matter what's better between ass or breasts if they're parts of the ones I love."

>>17158008
>"Eeeehhhh?"
>"But which is better though, anon?"
>"Yeah! Which is better for you?"
>"Surely you prefer my heavenly hopebringers-"
>"Of course you'd rather my sinful slap-apple-"
There's just no winning sometimes. At least not without copious, nigh-frequent sex.

>>17157974
Why is graphiteknight so good

>>17158022
Then I'll just tell them that their cute faces smiling at me is the best thing about them. The tits and ass are fringe benefits of two beautiful ladies.

>>17157998
Is it bad that I'd want to even both of them out instead of keeping them unique

>>17158050
Not bad.
Just boring.

>>17157974
Those demonic thighs are made to be worshiped! Hail Demon Butt!

Summer is beginning! Are you prepared?

>>17158071
Ready as I'll ever be.

>>17158069
What sacrilege!

>>17158086
I can't help it! I've turned away from god's light! I'm a slave to plump demon thighs!

>>17158089
What an utter disappointment.
Begone heathen. Cast out from the land of milk and honey, you shall forever roam the dredges of booty, where their will be moaning and grinding of hips.

>>17158071
Never.

>>17157960
>Bruh that's sone nice NTR you got.

>>17158102
Don't feed it, just let it wither away into the nether.

>>17158094
>If you choose the demons you get as much ass jobs, thigh jobs, anal if you're into that and generally everything plump butt related you could ever want BUT may never get paizuri or even touch a tiddy again for eternity
>If you choose the angels you get as much paizuri, marshmellow heaven/suffocating cowgirl, nipplefucking if you're into that and generally everything boob related but may never even do it doggy style or even spank or grope a butt ever again for eternity
Choices, choices.

>>17157979
Gee, I wonder where you got that idea from.

>>17158094
Oh man, now I want to join a Demon Cult.

It's just a matter of choosing the right one. I hear there's cults for every sin. The Cult of Gluttony has all the thick Demons in charge, Cult of Sloth for lazy NEET Demons and there's always Cult of Lust with Demons so lewd it drives men to madness.

>>17158129
>Cult of Lust for ball draining nonstop sex
>Cult of Gluttony for hungry blowjobs
>Cult of Greed for nonstop creampies
>Cult of Sloth for lazy proneboning
>Cult of Wrath for rough sex
>Cult of Envy for Yandere sex
>Cult of Pride for Himederes.

>>17158146
Sign me up for Gluttony.

>>17158146
Sloth sounds comfortable, but that might be my fatigue talking.

>>17158146
The Cult of Envy is the kind where once you join, you never leave. You'll be tracked down by Yandere Demons. They'll know your soul's scent, the sweet tune it makes, they'll find you eventually and love you forever and ever.

>>17157960
magic candles?

>>17157468
Those legs ain't that tail

>>17158071
Not really. The worst thing is I don't handle summer well because of the heat and pollen.

>tfw my waifu isn't here to give me a schedule and fix me

would i be scarier to see a woman turn succubus or turn demon?

>>17158156
>Visit your local Demon Cult one night.
>It's a Cult of Sloth, you approach the door and the smell of pizza wafts out.
>Open it to reveal some sort of cross between an internet cafe, and opium den and a bedroom.
>A Green-skinned Demon, still in her pajamas from this morning, turns her head to you from her position deep in a comfortable-looking beanbag chair.
>"Hey dude, pull up a chair, we're gonna watch A Nightmare on Elm St. part 3, Mist Continent takeout is on the way if you're hungry."

Sounds like a cool place to go to each Friday night.

>>17158172
Stay human.

It's there any moment in the writing here that got you in the feels?

>>17158173
I'd imagine you'd find a comfortable place to go to sleep and eventually wake up with a few neets piled on top of you, all cuddling you like a daki.

>>17158172
>would it* be scarier
fuck

>>17158176
That one with the drunk succubus asking if the guy thought she was boring.

>>17158177
Sounds very comfy, maybe even good for tender healing.

>>17158173
Don't forget to pump a thick hot load into her ass during the after-movie prone bone.

>>17158181
I read that the other day, she's pretty jaded bout how things work

>“People want to be under a hellhound, they want to be in the coils of an Apophis, they will happily choose the foxes over me just because of stupid, fluffy tails. Don't give me crap about the magic they can do, we both know that's not what people are there for.”

>>17158188
There'd be a very nice feeling of tranquil peace when you find yourself surrounded by soft, gently snoring demons, all with pleasant smiles on their faces.

>>17158195
Its always five more minutes with them too.
I'd love it. I'd never leave the room and just be a lazy loser all day every day just like them.
And fuck, it would be perfect.

>>17158181
>>17158192

Now I wanna read this. Link or Title?

>>17158071

Miia, Wock, and Gazer are all cute and ready for the beach.

I wonder if they take turns trying to get their husband to get sunscreen on them, or if they all do it together so their husbands can talk about massage techniques and the best way to make sure their wives feel good when getting sun screen.

>>17158188
>Every time you visit you purposefully find the most dejected looking demon and wrap her as tightly as you can in your arms
>Feeling her fidget then whipser to her that she should just relax and sleep, she deserves it
>Gripping her tighter until you feel her breathing stabilize before kissing her forehead
>for hugging, not fugging

Cute Anubi are for _____

>>17158206
I don't think I'd be able to wake up if this was clinging to me while I slept.

>>17158221
If you can't wake up on your own she will have to wake you up with a blowjob and breakfast in bed

>>17158211
Be warned, the grammar is somewhere in between "tolerable" and "fucked".
https://pastebin.com/saYcSdmc

>>17158219
cuddling and watching anime while playing with legos.

>>17158230
Anon she's a lazy NEET from a Sloth Cult.
She's going to be sleeping in too.

I want an Anubis like this.

>>17158071
>no AC in dorm
>some days it gets so hot I shower just to cool myself

Summer a shit

>Still no story about yandere knowledge cow

>>17158233
I don't think Anubi would enjoy anime all that much
Do you have a show that will get her hooked up?

>>17158259
>Demon wakes up and sees her husband with a boner
>Starts giving him a blowjob as any proper wife should
>Falls back asleep with his dick in her mouth
At least she tried.

>>17158277
A NEET Demon would probably snugglefuck her husband if she saw his morning wood.
Just spend all morning having lazy giggly sex.

>>17158272
Why yandere though? Hakutakus are lovely girls who want nothing more than to spread the joys of learning
And since she can learn about things by touching them she would be able to know where you went and what you did using your clothes

>>17158172
I would say demon is worse, as that means that both power and ideals have been worked into her.

>>17158272
Kunoichi would work better in the "knowledge gathering yandere" department.
I'm still playing with the idea of finding a Kunoichi's mission log and seeing her decreasing sanity.

>>17158272
>In the afterglow she gazes lovingly down upon you, a deep seated kind of madness swirling behind her eyes
>"I used to know so much, darling... Everything, everything under the sun."
>"But now, there's only room for you in my mind. And I fall deeper with every thing I learn."

I want my Demon Waifu's big plump ass on my face while she bullies my dick with her fat tits!

>>17158326
She thicc

>>17157447
This is gross.

In memory of Adam West, grope your local succubus' bat wings today.

How does one run from a yandere Succubutt that stalks you in daylight wearing a cloak in Human controlled territory?

Would you take in a lesser succubus?
Or would you take in a human as she turns?

>>17158336
Would walking into a church or temple that doesn't tolerate succubi and telling them the situation help? If they can't enter, you could at least get sanctuary there.

>>17158336
Lead her into your home, throw your pocket sand into her eyes, then proceed to rape her until she passes out. If you somehow haven't given in, I guess now would be the time to flee or something? I dunno, I know what part I'm stopping at.

>>17158231
Thanks!

I just finished reading it. Now I wanna know how the date went.

>>17158345
They fucked. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

>>17158346
Best. Ending. Ever!

>>17158332
Yes, and she's also adorable.

>>17158326
I want my Anubis' big brown butt on my face while she plays with my dick using her paw/feet as punishment, or reward. The great thing about face sitting, it can be both.

>>17158336
You lay a trap, stand before your open bedroom window, yawning and perform a natural trip show, before going to bed
>Wait under the window for her to show and capture her, grabbing her hand and pulling her through before stealing her lips

>>17158349
On a scale of 1 to a cute. How adorable is she?

>>17158345
Probably a much lighter note then a drunk rant about other monsters.
I know the foxes comment runs a little deeper as Beast doesn't like the Inari profile.

>>17158360
a incredibly cute.

>>17158338
I'd rather take the human and teach her to stay cute and be a shynerdcubus while she turns.

Is there an album of CrayonAnon's stuff anywhere?

>>17158333
This is gay

>>17158336
If it's Lilith, I don't want to run.

>>17158338
>Visit a village you stopped by some years ago as an adventurer.
>Everyone's now a Succubus.

Should have completed that one side quest.

>>17158379
Childhood is thinking Morrigan is best girl
Adulthood is knowing Lilith is better

>>17158106
No abs option?

>>17158404
Considering we're talking about huge T/A, she'd need to have a 32 pack or something equally repulsive to really fit the theme of divinity or the equivalent demonic theme.

>>17158404
Yeah, this >>17158424
We're talking about Titanic Tits of Terrific proportions and Bounding Booty of Backbreaking sizes. So it would have to be pretty insane abs to compete.
Plus its kinda a dichotomy ya know, heaven and hell. I guess muscle could be the Nephalim of this lewdverse?

>>17158404
No room, dude.

Holy shit guys I really fucking love MIia, I just want to cuddle her in a nice cool kiddie pool

>>17158379
Reminds me of Smugcubus, those were the days.

>>17158430
And poor Paladin-chan with her moderate bust, and shapely, but not outrageous, ass, sits there begging Angel-senpai to stop, and chastising the demon for corrupting her beloved senpai.

>>17158436
That's cute anon. I love my waifu too!

Every anon has a special someone. Just remember to love your Miia!

>>17158341
A Succubus can wait, Anon has to come out eventually...

>>17158444
Not everything can be delivered to the church...
And how will you ever see that movie you really wanted to see if you can't leave the church grounds?
How much 'flirty' religious girls can you stand before you run in terror?

>>17158444
But if Anon comes out, he'll alp!

Ancient Evils are for ______.

>>17158475
Being offered as tribute to keep it pacified in it's seal. Everyone things you've been eaten, but they don't know she's figured out how to get the internet and delivery in there.

>>17158475
loving

>>17158475
Stop posting this dumb image

>>17158475
impregnating in the lotus position

>>17158475
Choking while you use their body as an onahole

>>17158474
>If Anons hide in a closet for too long they Alp.

Of course, how didn't I see it before?!

>>17158482
S I L L Y

>>17158475
Introducing to good cooking.

They've been locked away for thousands of years, give them a nice dinner and their pupils will turn into hearts.

>>17158497

>>17158497
>>17158501
Stop this madness. Shogs are scary.

>>17158497
>>17158501
I'm going to violate my Shog in the silliest way imaginable!

>>17158505
Yeap, they're frighteningly cute

>>17158508
How so?

>>17158488
Are they ok with that? Are MGs ok with that in general?

>>17158511
I'll look her deep in all her abominable eyes, pick and prod at her malleable body and ask her questions about her home and childhood and tell her I'd like to have our marriage ceremony in her hometown.

>>17158511
Depends on the ancient evil, I doubt most would be ok with it

> Are MGs ok with that in general?
I'd say they're all ok with it, but expect some to get back at you for roughing them up by raping you very hard

>An Anubis caught you shitposting on an imageboard instead of doing your homework

What would she do?

>>17158539
She'd cry because you called her husbando a shit.

>>17158539
Bully me with her fat, meaty paws.

>>17158539
>She shitposts back at you

>>17158541
Anons do not call mg's husbandos shit. They'll cry and go running to him.

>>17158546
But she already has? I was going for a crying anubis reassuring you and telling you you're not a shit

>>17158555
This is what I need from my Anubis. That would actually be really nice out of context too

>>17158541
I want this with a Sandworm waifu who refuses to let me access the computer or get out of her because of the people who call me names
She would spend most of her evening trying to white-knight me, causing even more shitposts

>>17158545
>She's also shitposting on the same board but she's done her homework already
>She can tell every time you post from your writing style because she's yan as fuck
>One day she calls you to the student body office and presents you with a binder full of evidence of your poor academic conduct
This won't end well for you, but will for her.

>>17158576
>sand worm shir posing
>">she doesn't even keep her husband safe"
>"pleb"

>>17157529
Artists twitter?

>>17158475
Now I want to know the source of the image. Sauce?

>>17158581
>Her body is probably filled with sand
My poor waifu! Maybe she was right about that mean 4chan guy!

>>17158581
>she didn't even sign a contract with her husband
>she doesn't even consider her husband who most precious treasure
>she doesn't even use eel slime to get her husband to slip into her breasts
>she doesn't even breastfeed her husband
>she doesn't even use her tail pussy to milk him like a slut

MG shitposting. I feel like a lot of these would be followed by "when will they learn?" But maybe that's reserved for monlets.

>>17158581
>>17158588
She's going to need so many cuddles and comfy time to forget all about that rude guy
Especially that one time when he said that men don't like clingy girls

>>17158596
Cyclopses, when will they learn?

>>17158539
>I fight this Anubis with my Jehuty

>>17158611
>Especially that one time when he said that men don't like clingy girls

Now I know that anon was truly shitposting. Reminder that sand worms are the perfect wives and will love you forever. Feeling the itch to jerk off and get it out your system? She will molest your whole body and make you cum so hard you'll be in another dimension. That's what a good waifu does.

>>17158613
Do NOT bully cyclops! Then again, is gently sexually bullying them and then marrying them ok?

>>17158277
I bet an Anubis could get hooked on Irresponsible Captain Taylor.

He's such an antithesis to their core beliefs, they'd probably keep watching, fixated on how utterly confounding he is.

>>17158618
The beautiful thing about sandworms is they are clingy, but not full on yan or weird (like shogs, they arent bad but I want to leave the house at some stage). I wish sandworms were real, how long will these portals fucking take?

>>17158379
>>17158398
>tfw always known Lilith was best

>>17158632
Fat Demon butts in spandex

>>17158628
>I want to leave the house at some stage

S I L L Y
I
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L
Y

>>17158628
>I wish sandworms were real, how long will these portals fucking take?

Soon anon. Then you shall receive your sandworm waifu. Every anon will get their waifu.

>Lamia thinks the Navy Seal Pasta is a serious death threat to her husbando
>Tracks down the shitposting anon
>Squeezes him until he confesses and left him in a shady alley

>>17158641
What if I like lots of different kinds of MGs and don't have a waifu?

>>17158644
Lamias are scary, especially the yandere ones. They'll constrict you until you confess your love for them.

>>17158618
>>17158628
Sandworms are clingy and went to keep you inside because they want to keep you comfortable and safe. They're also a tad greedy and want to lick you all over, but that's part of their charm
They're so worried about your comfort that they will even dissolve your clothing to make sure you feel at home inside them

>>17158644
How effective would "Dude it's a prank bro" be with Monster Girls?

>>17158645
Then your favourite will come to you, or a harem or you like.

>>17158648
>the yandere ones. They'll constrict you until you confess your love for them.
Joke's on her, I'm a masochist! She harder she squeezes, her more I'll love her! Childhood friend yan Lamia "wrestling" when?

>>17158644
A true yandere lamia wouldn't let any man other than her husband know the joys of being wrapped in her tail. There's more direct ways to get a confession out of a man after all, like a demon silver meat cleaver.

>>17158657
>a demon silver meat cleaver
>making a man other than her husband cum
Anon pls.

>>17158653
>harem

I would like that. All different types and deres. But do they come all at once or one by one?

>>17158663
Now now anon, I never said she would be the one using it. There's lots of thugs for hire out there after all.

>>17158657
I always thought married MGs punished single men by throwing them at single MGs
A Lamia would throws you in the pit

>>17158670
>Talk shit about a MG's husbando
>She sends a horny Redcap after you

>>17158665
It does sound nice doesn't it anon? All those girls you love, love you back equally and you get so many cuddles! Just remember to love them all equally. And, there's benefits to both, the point is which one do you prefer anon?

Also, tell me about your favourites anon. I'd love to hear.

>>17158670
I want to get husbando'd by an extra mean Redrap with a demon silver scalpel, if you know what I mean.

>>17158671
If you really shit talk them, it might be more than just the one redcap.
>>17158673
That sounds dangerous.

>>17158672
Cheshire, Holst, Ochi, Kej, Pharaoh, Wock, Dark Mage, Valk, Minotaur, any kind of Elf, Yeti, Apsara, Oni and Titania.

>>17158539
>Anubis wewuzing
this sounds good.

>>17158673
Anon would you be able to handle the pleasure she puts you through? How you supposed to explain that to your parents?

>>17158687
>>17158681
I won't be able to handle it. I'll cum right in her mouth every time she slices my dick and be reduced to an ahegao'd husk in minutes. All the energy will satisfy her and she'll turn dere and gently nurse me back to sanity, only to get ravenous again just as I've recovered and start the cycle all over again.

I won't have to explain anything to my parents, as I will be stuck forever in her moldy cave.

>>17158670
Armored up Redcaps when?

>>17158682
Wew anon that's quite the harem. But it's great because those girls will make you happy, I know you'll make them happy in return.

>>17158708
I just hope they get along.

>>17158699
As horrible as that sounds, I'd love it too
Nothing can beat the immorality of being a complete slut for a maniacal loli who butchers your body on a daily basis

>>17158651
It will fly over the head of yandere ones. You'll get punished no matter what.

The more reasonable ones might listen to your pleas.

>>17158717
>yandere
>reasonable
pick one.

>>17158714
It could be difficult, and sex would probably take days. But you can do it!

And besides, all MGs can bond over their husband's dick

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62892669
This got me thinking, bath sex with monster girls isn't explored enough. Granted, you'd need a bigger bath for some races but it has a lot of potential.

>>17158759
I don't think you anon's realise how slutty I'd get seeing water run over a Dragon's toned abs. I wouldn't be able to walk.

>>17158765
You'd have to turn your back so you don't get too excited then. And while her abs may be hard, her breasts are incredibly soft and perfect for washing a man's back with soapy water all over them.

>>17158759
>Not visualizing having shower sex with your waifu whenever you take a shower
You're missing out

I didn't think about baths too much. I just know that sitting between my waifu's legs in a tight bath and having my head between her breasts would feel heavenly

>>17158793
I do this too.

>>17158790
Is this why dragons are perfect? You get the best of both worlds! But if she ever pressed those solid abs up against my back I would cum right there and then.

morning cuddlefucking with vampfu!

>>17158793
A shower is fine too. Honestly I like both and I guess it would be easier for some races to fit in a shower.
>>17158806
>abs
>soft breasts
>might be a "mere female lizard" when it comes to insertion but confident about it and knows how to please you
Top tier wives.

>>17158811
You anons talk about cuddle fucking all the time. But what is cuddle fucking? Is t better with vampires?

>>17158820
Yes,they can make it better via wing hugs and bloodsucking

>>17158820
>But what is cuddle fucking?
Slow, intimate sex where you hold each other with lots of eye contact and kissing.
It can be enhanced by things like a girl wrapping her wings around you so vampires, harpies, dragons and the like can add something extra to it.

>>17158823
MGE Vampires wings aren't used as often as they should be.

>tfw no gentle, soft-spoken vampire waifu and rebellious, haughty dhampnir daughter

>>17158793
>shower together
You get all the hot water, she stands on the other side cold and angry

>>17158826
I bet yeti are the best at cuddle fucking. Imagine being in the lotus position with a yeti, her big warm and fluffy paws wrapped around you. Pure bliss.

Manual labour is good for the body and soul, dude!

Manual labor is good for the body and soul, dude!

>>17158845
Oh she has an advantage, hugs are her speciality. The others merely adopted the hugs. She was born for them, molded for them. The others can't even compete.

>>17158857
I wouldn't want to be doing that kind of work in this weather dude.
Looks like chen doesn't want to either.

>>17158865
She's a big snuggler

>>17158826
Anon that sounds like something that would be too much for my heart to handle.

>>17158865
>POV of a man about to be vigorously snuggled.

>>17158878
I think it's too much for any monster lover's heart to handle. It's too cute.

Loli Demons with flat chests and wide hips are the best Demons

>>17158927
And tall,flat,demons?

>>17158941
Tall flat a cute.

>>17158944
THERE IS NOTHING TO GROPE

and you cant exactly put many babies inside a twig girl

>>17158944
It's why oomukades are so cute too

>>17158941
Eh, I more want a big, tubby, gluttony demon.

Softest cuddles.
Best blowjobs

>>17158950
There's a lot of thigh and belly to caress.

>>17158941
Tall flat a best. Perfect for sucking on the breasts of and getting flustered when she says you shouldn't bother since there's nothing there and gets even more flustered when you tell her there's just the right amount for you.

Flat/small breasted girls that aren't lolis are rare.

>>17158941

>>17158875
I want to hook up with a big Yeti for me and snuggle her in a cafe after a long walk through a light snow

>>17158952
A man of good taste I see.

>>17158962
Like massaging her flat chest?

>>17158950
Anon this is wrong and you know it. tall flat is a cute.

>>17158975
>Like massaging her flat chest?
Exactly. She might complain that massaging them won't make them any bigger but you can cut off those complaints with some tongue wrestling.

Tall flat and oppai lolis are both bad, lolis should be flat and flat chests should be on lolis.

>>17158963
Is it gay to rub those horns?

>>17158987
You're telling me, a qt tall flat mg who self deprecates because she knows her breasts aren't as big as the other girls and guys don't like that?

Tell me anon, what species is she because I need to marry this girl

>tall flat
Once again, alps are dominant in this sector you can't refute this.

>>17158990
Never!
Oppai lolis should be short, soft, and super busty!

>>17158969
are large centipedes native to japan?

>>17158996
A few possibilities
>a succubus that's been surrounded by her titty monster sisters her whole life
>a jinko that thought that as a warrior she didn't need breasts but her confidence took a hit when a guy in her teenage years rejected her for being flat
>a standard oomukade
>a dragon with a hoard full of treasure but gets laughed at by the local griffon for not being able to buy a decent pair of breasts

>>17159000
Anon how come it's always "muscles are gay" or "having a tall waifu is gay" or this kind of stuff with you?

>>17159000
>alps are good at being shit
Sounds about right.

>>17158991
It is gay to not do it

>>17159008
All of those are just too precious

>>17159011
Never said muscles or tall waifus was gay. Only that alps are most likely tall flat.

>>17159008
>a succubus that's been surrounded by her titty monster sisters her whole life
I want to standing hotdog this girl for hours while rubbing her flat chest from behind and nuzzling her nape and cheeks and whispering to her how much I'm turned on by her lewd body.

>>17159000
>Alps
More like tall FAT!

>>17159020
Have you seen stage 3?

>>17159017
I can't decide between them myself, all of them deserve happiness.

>>17159025
and lewdly pleasing her flat midriff!

>>17159025
That's one way to build up a sex demon's confidence. You would attend a family dinner with her so that she can show her sisters she finally grabbed a man right?

>>17159013
just imagine though
go to a school reunion,
kind of scared of running into the guy who would pick on you constantly, but never see him
also you meet a succubus you don't remember going to school with , but spend the night with afterwards,
and while in post coitus afterglow she calls you by a nickname only the school bully who tormented you did.
that oh fuck moment.

>TFW your parents give you away to the church as 'Tithe'.
>TFW the church, in turn, sends you to a Nunnery.
>You're not there five minutes before the Mother Superior has you locked in a forceful kiss as a CC Cleric latches onto your waist, unzips your fly with her teeth and buries her face into your crotch with reckless abandon while the battle-scarred, Amazon-sized Valkyrie that has you pinned in a hold from behind aggressively whispers about how this is your life now even as she hungrily runs her tongue and lips down your neck and forces your hand somewhere warm and wet.
>TFW forced to spend the rest of your days in frenzied reverse-gangbangs to breed more soldiers for the Chief-God's Forever War.

>>17159061
Please do not lewd the dark priests

>>17157918
Spelunking in her vagina

>>17159046
Little weird for a "girl" to be calling me fatty while I fuck her.

>>17159073
Dark Jeanne is more suited to being a cursed sword. Her maniacal laugh is perfect for it.

>>17159078
>fatty
eh that doesn't seem like the kind of thing only 1 person would be calling you

>>17159061
Anon please don't trust Paladins, the Order or any of those guys.

Because you may end up a life of a breeding male.

>>17159083
It wasn't. It really wasn't.

>>17158857
I love that guys thick ran

>>17159086
It's too late for me, Anon, my body and my seed now belong to the Faith.
Take heed, and learn from my tale...

>>17159014
The MGE demon has better horns anyway, they kind of have that "ergonomical handle" -shape. It's almost like you were meant to grab a hold of one when a slutty loli demon is deepthroating you, and hold her head down by a horn while spanking her or pounding from behind.

I remember us joking about a guy called Steve the Traitor. Are there any stories about him?

>>17159106
I prefer straight-ish horns like on Onis or goat girls, they're easier to rub and molest. Although I guess molesting a sheep girl's rounded horns would be fun, too. Just tracing endless circles up and down them until she couldn't take it anymore.

>>17159030
Yeah, but stage 1 or 2 are only ones that are androgynous enogh to pull off the tall flat look.

>>17159061
That's actually hot as fuck famalam.

>>17159125
If you dont like being held in a church against your will you're an alp supporter.

>>17159106
I do agree horns are good for this. But don't you think that sounds a bit rough for such a small girl?

>>17159086
I want to become a stern, beautiful Paladin-chan's breeding stud!

>>17159167
How long until they grow debased in their worship and end up a breeding slave?

>>17159182
This girl needs some meat on her.

>>17159175
She won't last long after she's deflowered her muscular, 30-yo CC pussy on me. She won't be able to stop raping me, and I wouldn't be surprised if all the corruption she's faced over the years had left a little something inside her that grew larger every time she took me.

>>17159187
She's not a salamander anon, it'll never cook if you throw meat on her stomach and thighs.

>>17159144
Well maybe not as rough as it might sound at first. Like it's 90% her deepthroating at her own pace and only 10% you facefucking her, and so on.

>>17159193
No but I can dream!
She needs to eat a couple sandwiches though, she can't carry kids if she's that thin!

>>17159194
This seems like a good ratio. Is there any other methods of assisted face fucking if your waifu does not have horns?

>>17159199
Shouldn't she take up weights if she wants to pick up the neighborhood kids? And why sandwiches?

>>17159189
Maybe.
Wonder when she'll actually realize what happened.
And if she'll care that she's carrying a small brood of succubi in her.

is that mge game translateD?

>>17159204
The sandwiches will give her protein!
Although the meat that was going to be put on her could just be cooked and fed to her to get maximum gains.

She's gonna get huge!

>>17159214
Never, the dev lied about it getting an official translation so that fan translations would stop. Been radio silence ever since.

>>17159209
She might not even react when our first child comes out with horns and a tail. Even if I teased her about it, she'd just say that of course she has horns, all babies do.

>>17159216
I hope she doesn't get too tall to use doors. That would be very inconvenient for her.

>>17159214
No
Author said they will officially translate it but never did

>>17159220
>She's already broken herself when the first kid comes out.

Sweet.

>>17159225
Yeah, that would be a pain.
Plus side, she'd be able to get more muscle gains and put on some bulk!

What kind of monster girl would she be?

>>17159226
this is why I've always felt like we need to draw as little attention to ourselves.

>>17159231
I want to say Cheshire.

>>17159219
this is why I've always felt like we need to draw as little attention to ourselves.

>>17159236
Eh, where we ever got massive attention?

>>17159061
Order churches don't tolerate lewd stuff
If you were to admit to the cute CC priestess that you had sinful thoughts towards her she should throw some holy water at you and look at you in disgust
I'd much rather go to the Fallen God church and pray with a sexy Dark Priest

>>17159250
not massive but enough that the dev notices, I think its best to avoid that.

>>17159201
If she's small enough and it's a position where she's on all fours or bent over while standing
>grab her by a thick lizard tail if she has one
>reach behind her or between her thighs, and pull her closer by grabbing her ass or pushing against her crotch with fingers or fingers in butt

Lolis win again in the amount of possible sex positions.

>>17159252
>Order churches don't tolerate lewd stuff
I always felt they should adapt.
like have women who can out lewd monsters through sheer technique and training.

>>17159244
Thinking about it yeah, she's totally an edgy Cheshire with her love for lying, misleading people and laughing like a maniac.

>>17159256
But can a loli ever give me spooning reach arounds properly?

>>17159258
She's dressed like a nun but is giving you a diamond hard boner with presence alone sort of thing?

>>17159258
If the Chief God wasn't such a stuck-up bitch then the Order would stand a chance
Even the sluttiest of men who want to get raped by monster girls would have an hard time refusing a tsundere Paladin's advances even if all she promises is to step on his dick rather than actual sex

>>17159110
I guess not. Shame, that.

>>17159258
Convents are for corruption. Even better when they maintain the facade and keep getting a steady supply of fresh humans.

>>17159230
Succupaladins who don't realize they've turned are cute! If you asked her why she killed all those monsters over the years, she'd say they were all trying to NTR someone. The corruption has replaced the very core of her beliefs, but kept her otherwise perfectly intact. She still puts on her armor every day to go on patrol and rescue helpless shotas from faceless fat women, just as she thinks she's always done.

>>17159289
I need to protect that former nun's lewd smile!

Stop lewding order priests dammit!

>>17159308
It's every boy's dream to get to lewd an order girl! There's so few of them that there's just not enough to go around!