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Posting it again because thread archived
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Maids are olev!

>>17144429
I want to lewd the birb

Behold! The mighty dragon, reduced to a mere female lizard by simple human furniture!

>>17144425
I want to get wrapped up in/teased with that kitsune girl's fluffy tails!

>>17144445
Are Kotatsus actually comfortable or is that just a bunch of horseshit?

>>17144445
Are Dragons also able to absorb sunlight for energy.

>>17144445
Of all the things that exist on this earth, non is fiercer than the kotatsu of peace.

>>17144483

I can't imagine dragons are cold blooded.

>>17144443
don't

>>17144464
They are only as comfortable as your floor is.
It's a table with a heating element under it.

>>17144510
The way I see it, if they are cold-blooded, their fire magic makes it a moot point. How else would a cold-blooded animal survive for centuries in a deep, dark, sunless mountain cave atop her hoard?

What would the Demon Lord's palace be like?

>>17144561
Dick statues everywhere

>>17144567
That sounds like it would be really uncomfortable for her daughters if they brought a boy home.

>>17144561
There would be an indoor colosseum with thousands of seats for the birth spectators

>>17144561
Every room that isn't a dedicated fetish playset has a bed that can be deployed at the touch of a button, with all the lube, toys, and other knick-knacks one would need for a quick romp. All the surfaces are also coated with a special non-stick, easy-clean film for those times when a bed isn't wanted. Lots of mirrors all around so that you can see each other from every angle, too.

In short, pretty much Quagmire's house.

>>17144580
Didn't kc respond awkwardly to the question about birth?

>>17144530
The way I see it, they can use it as an excuse. Like when winter comes and draogn waifu becomes overly lazy and cuddly, saying that she is cold blooded and needs even though that's a lie.

KC seems like the kind of fag that would pick Chaos in an SMT game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmINGWsyWX0
Don't bully automatons

>>17144428
Why are Yetis associated with Canada when they're from the Himalayas? There's absolutely no connection there.

>You will never be a Ranger.
>You will never have a stout, dependable Bear Girl animal companion. Always watching your back in a fight.
>You will never keep the local Wolf Girls in line, stopping them from harassing travelers and other sorts of delinquent behavior.
>You will never become friends with Deer-san, a CC who lives alone, but visits your cabin regularly.
>You will never make the occasional trip to an Elderly Troll who lives in a cottage and bakes amazing cookies.
>You will never have a rivalry with a local Wood Elf Ranger, who mocks you for being a 'Lumberfoot', but secretly has a massive crush on you.
>You will never have the title of 'Honorary Queen's Guard', after saving a Bee Princess from a group of Wasp Bandits.
>You will never round up all the local Animal Girls to stop a bunch of P'Orcs from chopping down trees in the forest.

>>17144596
>Implying God and Order are any better in SMT
If it's gonna be a shit world either way, I'd rather usher in the shit one that lets me have some fun on the way. Ruling in Hell and all that.

>>17144606
That's why you take the middle path.

>>17144425
What chain? I don't get it.

>>17144617
Lots of Fenrir talk at the end of the last thread

>>17144430
I don't understand this Flayer.

>>17144445
I've seen this shit dozens of times...

...and it never stops being cute.

>>17144622
Oooh.

>>17144622
I want to molest Fenrir while she's tied up.

>>17144622
Gonna molest those paws.

>>17144601
But its so much fun.

I was a webm on /wsg/ of somebody taking an app that takes whatever you say into it and makes it higher pitch and putting two phones next to each other with the app on.
It turned into some horrific screeching pretty quickly.

Humble foxes are the best kinds of foxes! I'm tired of ojou and smug foxes, I want to marry a fox who likes dumb jokes and is really down to earth!

>>17144626
Recently watched through Maidragon with a friend. Dragon daughteru vegging under a kotatsu was too cute.

>>17144622
I can hardly wait for when all that pent up anger gets let loose.

>>17144639
I hear you Anon. I want one I can just sit under the patio and listen/watch the Florida rain come down for hours on end, not talking much, not doing much, just holding each other, knowing that no matter what, the other will always be there.

Just someone to love and be happy with

Little monstergirl daughterus in one piece swimsuits!

>>17144657
Daughterus doing daughterus stuff at the beach!
Dragon daughteru dominating sand castles.

>>17144639
There's very good reasons why I love that picture so much.

>>17144652
B-baka

>>17144657
Prepare to be soaked, nerd.

>>17144657
Thicc monstergirl onee-sans in one piece swimsuits!

<span class="sjis">
Hm.
[/spoiler]

>>17144667
That fox is seven kinds of lewd.

>>17144561

Dark and spooky, with the livable sections renovated to make them look warm and inviting.

It was built by the previous evil demon lord after all.

>>17144677
Oh shit sjis still works here.
<span class="sjis">
Neat.
[/spoiler]

>>17144636
https://i.imgur.com/0atWBVq.jpg

Thanks to the guy that linked this stuff. Shark teeth so good.

Jeez, these sexy vixens have been climbing up the ranks for me this week.

>>17144688
What's that? Is it translated?

>>17144688
That hand gesture. It's like she's going to fondle my balls. Why is she going to fondle my balls?

>>17144692
They must be weighed against the feather of maat, to see if you have lived a virtuous life.

>>17144692
It increases​ production. Also feels crazy good.

Critically underated. Critically underutilized.

No man should suffer a woman who neglects the sack.

>>17144688
>Cocky attitude with shark teeth
I need an aggressive, teasing, hour long blowjob from this sand dog.

>>17144688
Oh boy look at those horns.

>>17144704
It's surprising how agile she can be with that massive rack on her head.

>>17144669
Thick foxes are best foxes.
They need MEAT to rival their mofu

>>17144698
>>17144701
Oh.

>>17144688
A source! A source! My kingdom for a source!

>>17144709
I guess she just got used to it as time went on. She might even be able to put clothes on without a care in the world.

Also, I'd run behind her.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to teach your automaton to NOT buy black market parts.

They're not only illegal but the Milk Master Mrk 2 has a proven record of malfunctioning and overproducing dairy at an alarming rate, although it is surprisingly good at retaining said dairy.

>>17144720
Pervert, you just want to admire the spot just below her tail, don't you?
>>17144723
Gotta have augs man, gotta have augs. Slaves to the new black gold.

>>17144723
I had a completely different thought when you said Milk Master

>>17144723
What kind of dad/husband would I be to not let my robots get 3rd party parts? The selections from the manufacturer are so boring! Not to mention they ignore their clients' requests to produce popular mods.

>>17144684
Sometimes I like what the world is becoming.

>>17144738
Stop pirating software at least.

>>17144731
Just buy them responsibly.

>>17144732
Does the Kiki need to educate her master on what does and does not happen with boys?

>>17144738
Anon.
Do you want your girl to buy matron mods and get stuck in the doorway because her hips are too wide?

Because this is how you get that to happen.

Seriously, they don't even measure the dimensions, they just go "Eh, looks wide enough." and puts it in a box.

>>17144731
C'mon anon. We all know that getting a dragon pantyshot is enough to make my week.

>>17144748
Your silly mastah could you a refresher, Miss Kiki...

How would a Nine-Tailed Inari wake someone up who hasn't gotten enough sleep? Would they just refuse?

My fantasy is that they'd let you get up, but jump tackle and cuddle you the second you don't have to be awake anymore.

>>17144753
*use

Please describe the smell of freshly washed Inari Mofu.

>>17144759
Wet dog
What did you expect?

>>17144758
Then its time for Kiki-sensei to educate her master about the wide world of monster girls!

She even has a teacher's outfit and everything!

>>17144759
Irish spring.

>>17144759
Sunshine.

>>17144761
Undead don't smell like corpses and Onis have tasty sweat for ab licking, but showering Kitsunes just smell bad? I don't believe it.

>>17144762
Well, huh. I guess that makes sense.

>>17144761
>>17144767
The wet dog smell happens due to infrequent washing.
Proper care means that's not a problem.

>>17144603
Comfy.

>>17144764
Holy fucking damn, her tail is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. I hope she lets me bury my face in it.

We've explored the topic of Mages at length and now we have a Ranger Greentext, but how comfy is it to be a magitek scientist in MGE? Making combat gear for other Anons, exploring the Lost Civilization/Continent, trying to get Liches and Gremlins to read your papers, and mailing their husbands superpowered vibrators if they refuse.

>>17144723

What if kitsune weren't limited to nine tails?

How much mofu is too much mofu?

>>17144709

Reminds me of Fallout's deathclaws. She's a fast sprinter isn't she?

>>17144764
Looks like a giant mango

>>17144805
They're Illusionists, so they always have exactly enough tail surface area to make you the comfiest man alive, but never too much.

>>17144807
Looks like a silly meido!

>>17144803
>Making combat gear for other Anons
I wouldn't trust any of you fuckers enough to do this.
>Spoiler
Especially if I keep getting vibrators in my mail.

>>17144622
She's the perfect mix of soft fur and squishy curves. Please give her to me now.

Pick one.

>>17144849
>Not making suitcase Iron Man armor for the Anons who want to protect their Daughterus.
>Impact Hammer arm attachments for Anons fighting their Dragon Waifus.
>Redline Tier cars for cruising through Wonderland.

>>17144870
Middle

>>17144870
Spooky one on the left. Spooky ones are the best.

>>17144870
I'll take the one on the right.

Captcha, that was a skirt not a pair of shorts.

>>17144922
Cow

>>17144922
I like how the little fox has the tallest shoes.

A budget model automaidton who never had girly parts (flat with no ass, too) installed who falls in love with her owner, and attempts to persuade him into upgrading her, so she can fully express her love

>>17144688
I want that sand dog to give me love bites!

>>17144937
so a sentient roomba

>>17144937
Impact cushioning will be necessary for safety, and to pad the pleasant parts. A mouth to mouth respirator would be needed for low oxygen situations, and for unreasonably long kisses. The high heels were for fun.

>>17144957
>Respirator

The Kissu Slut girls are jealous.

>>17144948
So you want a lewd Apophis Kingdom Anubis to make you her love slave?

>>17144966
I'm not that Anon, but I want a normal Anubis to roleplay as a Lewd Anubis and call me her love slave. But say it with so much love it might as well be a compliment.

>>17144961
Imagine, a girl you could kiss all day.

>>17144972
Well I mean, a lewd Anubis would do that too anon. She's just more open with her desires.

>>17144922
So short, so cute!

>>17144952
A sentient roomba that wants you to dick it, yeah

>>17144957
But anon, she wants more than just that! Maybe she'll loot an adult gift shop of its onaholes, and have you try each of them out until you find the perfect one.

>>17144464
Right, so a bit of context. Westerners are really, really into heating and AC. Though it exists, they aren't as standardized in japan. Kotatsus are kind of the equivalent of sitting by a fireplace on a cold day when the rest of the house is still rather chilly, combined with the blanket trapping that heat and providing a bit of cozy. It's more an 'idea' of comfy most of the time, but it can be comfy under the right circumstances.

>>17144922
Why yes, I am in the market for a new paizuri.

>>17144983
I'm imagining a roomba with an onahole duct taped onto it. It's not pleasant

>>17145012

>that video where a roomba smeared dogshit all over the house

>>17144986
So it's like standing on one of those floor vents after walking on a cold floor? Except with an added blanket to trap the comfy?
Damn, that sounds like heaven.

Dragons are for bullying.

>>17145018
>watching Kiki propaganda

>>17145018
>>17145029
Each maid type should be allowed to collaborate to make a 1 minute ad for why they're the best maid.
Kikis would be very professional, Automaton's would be like a data report, and Shoggoths would just be one straight minute of a shoggoth staring at the camera smiling

>>17145026
>Weresheep Cotton blanket.
>Demonic Energy Heating Coil.
>Cold day outside, snow falling in the windows.
>Tea or coffee on the table.

MGE Kotatsus would be incredible.

>>17145098
>>Demonic Energy Heating Coil.
>every time you slip under the blanket you get a boner

>>17144948
>tfw ywm be dommed by an anubis

>>17145108
That just means your Onee-chan needs to help you take care of it. Can you think of anything comfier than sex with Lucoa under a Weresheep kotatsu with snow falling outside?

>>17145027
Yes. Bully them with your tongue by licking their smooth scales clean.

Elves are LEWD.

>>17145133
How can we stop the elf rapist epidermic?

>>17144948
The only two good pages of that doujin

What do you learn to cook at the Inari Cooking School? It's not just normal food, right?

>>17145097
The shoggoths video would be corrupted but if you fiddled with it long enough it'd start to work. But once it starts playing, you'll realize its a livestream from the inside of your house. its been streaming for weeks

>>17144756
>How would a Nine-Tailed Inari wake someone up who hasn't gotten enough sleep?

Tickle him with her tails!

>>17145178
No! She would smother him in tails to ensure his sleep is good.

>>17145180
But she's supposed to wake him up, not make him go back to sleep!

As soon as you damn mofu SLUTS stop falling for the nine tails, the sooner foxes will stop being so smug.

>>17145185
I fell for her years ago, I'm not gonna stop now.

>>17145185
Not going to happen. Their fluff is impossible to resist.

>>17145133
>That poor boy was peacefully sleeping in his pajamas before she ruined it
>All that semen and she is still going
>She is drooling
This is why you rape elves before they rape you.

>>17145149
They probably teach about the human diet, some useful wife skills, the etiquette when eating with humans, etc...
Basically all a savage monster girl would need to become a proper wife (at least outside of bed)

Help! My nine tailed fox wife has turned into nine wifes!

>>17145219
Oh my god, so many Tamamos!

>>17145133
Name of visual novel please.

>>17145133
T O R P E D O E S

>>17145185
Mofu sluts can't help themselves. Their most deepest primal instincts of breeding arise when they see a pretty fox with fluffy voluminous tails.

>>17145219
>All these haircuts
Every monster girl should go to the Kejourou barber shop and try all kinds of haircuts. It's just too cute.

>>17145219
Don't worry, just use Polymerization and you'll be fine.
>tfw no Yuki-Loli daughteru to spoil

>>17145246
That's a dangerously cute Yuki, no man would be able to resist adopting her

>>17145242
I mean, duh.
How is anyone supposed to resist the wonderful fluff and perfect curves?

>>17145180
Holy shit, this would be heavenly.

>Alarm goes off, draining all hope and love from the world.
>Hit the snooze button a little harder than necessary, grumbling in displeasure.
>God damn your eyes feel bleary. This day is going to suck.
>Throw off your blanket, getting ready to roll out of bed.
>Then without warning, mofu.
>Not in the general sense, but the sound it makes when you're hit with something fuzzy.
>There is a tail on your face.
>Even when you aren't tired your Waifu is easily the softest thing you've ever felt. Now her tail is a tiny piece of heaven.
>You try to brush her off, smiling.
>Another tail, this time on your torso. Then a third across your legs.
>They had been feeling kind of cold.
>"You don't have to work today, Husband. Stay in bed!"
>Her voice sounded like a living pillow, if they could talk and had a great ass.
>Wow. You really are tired.
>"I asked that Ryu a few shrines over to give us a light coat of snow. It's not enough to inconvienence anyone, but..."
>God, you loved that mischievous way she spoke.
>Your boss was a Yeti. There was no way she'd leave the house on a snow day.
>She was probably outside throwing snowballs at her Husband's window, trying to get him out of bed so they could make snow angels.
>After a multi hour cuddle marathon.
>You flipped back over and took an especially fluffy tail in your arms, quickly finding yourself covered in a blanket of fur and love.
>Your Waifu ara aras about you grabbing her tail, but you'll deal with that in the morning.
>Fall back asleep feeling the comfiest you have in your life.

>>17145185
It's easy to de-smug a fox. Just pretend like you're going to make fried tofu, but you aren't sure if something else will be better. They'll have to beg for it.

>>17145218
Fuck that. How about the masterclass, only for Dragons, Kikis, Inaris, and other girls who want to be the absolute best at cooking?

>>17145293
Graduate level cooking courses for those dedicated few who only wish to serve the very best for husband.
Don't you dare bring up stretchy meat unless you want to get laughed out of class.

>>17145272
What's harder not to touch: a Fox's exposed thighs and side boobs, or a Fox's tails?

>>17145286
>Making a fox beg for fried tofu
You're the worst.

>>17145315
Definitely the tails.

>>17145336
If you grab her tail you'll be feeling the rest of her soon enough.

>>17145293
There would be such a class too. An ara-ara Inari married for over 200 years with over a dozen children would teach all the students how to make the best dishes from not only Zipangu, but from all over the world.
It is said that once a monster girl takes that course, her husband will never ever feel bored of her cooking.

>>17145308
>Inari teacher tells her student to bring meat for the BBQ class the next day
>Dragons bring rare demonic boar meat
>Inari students bring wafyu beef
>Wendigos bring stretchy meat
>She gets bullied out of class
>Becomes a villain meat thief because of it

>>17145341
>You will never learn powerful combat magic, the Zipangu art of Wai-Fu, and construct magi-tek capable of vaporizing paladins in full armor to undertake Tokiro level adventures finding ingredients for your Waifu's cooking.

>>17145347
>"Just to save you time, class, I can assure you that the moon IS made out of cheese, but it is not worth the trip. It's gone stale."

>>17145347
"Why the fuck do you need Demon Lord Breast Milk!?"

>>17145347
Would you hire a maid Automaton who used to be a combat Automaton and uses her fighting skills to gather and hunt the most delicious ingredients?

>>17145372
I would hire a mars rover with an anime poster and an apron on top of it, of course I'd hire an automaton.

>>17145293
> Shoggoth just ufufus at all this
> She has all the ingredients her love will ever need
> In time, he will come to understand the full depths of her madness... and flavor.

>>17145236
I'm pretty sure it's slave market. Guy captures two military elves, dark and vanilla, and rapes/trains them. Rape, orcs, bestiality included

>>17145380
The shoggoths food always tastes blue.

>>17144623

>>17145372

I want to buy an old decommissioned military automaton from a military surplus store and give her a home.

Hey, KC just broke into your house and left all of his notes on MGE with you. Apparently, the portals only opened for him, and now that he has his baphomet to fuck, he doesn't give a shit about making more monsters. Now its up to you to come up with a new monstergirl. What do you have?

>>17145411

A type of monster that specializes in opening portals to alternate worlds and pulling in lonely men to find them wives.

>>17145411
Simple. Astral Dreadnought.
Big, strong busty girls with oral fixations that lurk in the space between spaces and are actively attempting to breach into other realities.
Get ready for the portals to be forced open fuckers.

>>17145411
Is this like that Goosebumps movie? Where all of KC's Monster Girls are very much real, but he keeps them trapped within manuscripts?

>>17145420
It's exactly like that, but it requires a weekly creation or else they will disappear forever.

>>17145380
>Shoggoth sees all the young Kikis fighting over the rippest fruits in the local market
>Laughs at how childish and frivolous they are
>Her mastah doesn't have to eat dirty fruits touched by dozens of people
>Her mastah only eats the cleanest, most nutritious food
>Her mastah's insides are as beautiful as his outside
>Those featherbrained kikis will never see inside their mastah

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63271976
Finally back to nacho bullying.

>>17145379
Anon please, don't bully rover-chan. She has lived under conditions that would make any living being go mad.

>>17145409
Don't forget to clean her rust and oil her joints. Be very patient with her, she will be jumpy and cautious at first, the poor girl isn't used to live peacefully.

>>17145448
Don't forget those old military automatons had to survive on rations of artificial semen packs. She's probably never had the real deal and might suck you dry the first time you let her drink from the tap.

>>17145448

She might be military, but she never saw combat. Made in the closing days of a war that ended before she could make it to the front. She spent decades forgotten in a warehouse. She's basically like new.

Thing is instead of having something like PTSD she has a complex about needing to be useful. And she feels inadequate when compared to the newer models of automations with all their fancy gizmos and gadgets.

>>17145236
Captive Market ~Trapped Elven Officers~, Prisoner Market
https://vndb.org/v6688

>>17145448
I want latenight to do a drawing of an adorable rover in an apron with a poorly drawn anime face. I don't know how, but I know he's the only artist who could pull off something so cute.

>>17145113
A man can dream.

>>17145499
Would you want to feel her plump ass settle on your face as she slowly starts grinding and moaning cutely?
Would you want her to wrap her breasts around your dick and then feel her plush lips kiss the tip before she takes as much of it into her throat as possible?

>>17145444
No clue why that Atlach-Nacha is acting like a mere female spider and masturbating right after she got defeated, but it's hot
I'm guessing we're getting a panel of rape and then it will be over.

Do you think Kurt Eichenwald likes monster girls?

>>17145518
Who the fuck is that and why the fuck should I care?

>>17145518
Raiju and thunder bird are his favorite.

>tiny doppelganger morphs into Anon's favored body type
>she ends up extremely flustered over how she's now buff and over 2m tall

>>17145522
Turbonose pundit best known for getting the FBI involved after someone tweeted him a strobe and allegedly triggered a seizure. Most recently he was caught looking at hentai, a step up from the child prostitutes he has been caught contacting before.

>>17145515
She knows what's coming next, if there was dialogue she would probably be calling him all sorts of names while not being able to stop masturbating.
1-2 more pages is a fair bet.

>>17145462
Can't blame her, it will be the first time in her life that she will be able to fill her battery to 100%.

>>17145465
That works too, though it seems likely that she will go yandere if you ever try to get someone/thing else to serve you

>>17145411
Draugr. Every variation of elf there is. Fenrir, Jormungandr and Leviathan. Red dragon, focusing on welsh lore. The Morrigan. Revenants and reapers.

And then hopefully the portal opens for me too

>>17145444
One of the few times I've appreciated that haircut is when it's on a sharp featured face. It just works. Especially on that one panel on the first page.

>>17145527
>Anon falls in love with a 2m tall /fit/ Paladin-chan just for her looks who doesn't love him back
>Gets tricked and marries a Doppelganger who took her appearance
>Falls in love with her on a much deeper level than just look
>One day he discovers the whole gig and her small weak body
>Still loves her regardless
Doppelgangers are among the most lovable monster girls out there

>>17145531
Damn lewd spider and her arousing insults
That guy is completely justified in whatever he is about to do to her

>>17145582

>The dopple starts lifting to get huge in her real body because she finds that she actually really likes being strong.

>>17145133
The toothless drug addict blowjob slut at the start was the best part of this VN.
And I mean that in a good way.
It had a lot of good parts, but after going through this VN, I can't get enough of brain-addled sex slaves talking with a mouth full of dick.

>>17145560
It helps her look really mean in the first page which is perfect for a nacho.
>>17145582
Damn right he's justified, her race ask for it just by existing.

>>17145622
>/fit/ petite gloomy spooky undead
She would look great. We need more fit short monster girls in general

>>17145646
Does this haircut have a name? It's like a rough hime cut
Also she deserves it twice over for sporting torn up leggings, those scream "Rape me please!"

What monster girl is the best one to unleash your depraved desires on once you've captured them?

I bet large mouse.

I don't really like ane naru mono.

Everything in it is so amazing and yet I feel this undercurrent of dread whenever I read it.

>>17145672
Large Mouse, Crow Tengu, Ratatoskr, Cockatrice, and any other species who try to act like they don't want it

>>17145680
Is there anything better than making a crow tengu or Ratatoskr your devoted cockslut after capturing her?

>>17145676
Your insight is too low. I recommend a week spent in the cellar of Old Man Whatley's farmhouse with your Nacha Nee-san. Then you might be able to appreciate it a little more.

>>17145668
I'm not sure what you'd call it, like you say it's too rough to be a himecut yet there's some parts that are similar.
As for the leggings, I'm torn on that, ripping them yourself can be fun but sometimes the work being done for you is a time saver.

>>17145686
But it's scary. I can't help but feel like something horrible is just waiting to happen to MC-kun. Like some cliche ending like his onee-chan has cured his phobia of being abandoned by his family and now she has to leave. I'd hate that.

Also Nacho's aren't the most reassuring onee-chans. They're never nice. Even if you got hurt she'd just laugh at you. I mean, she'd obliterate whatever it was that hurt you when you weren't looking, but I'm the kinda guy who needs some reassurance.

>>17145686
Is it possible to dick a nacho so hard that she becomes a blubbering cock slut that can only say good things about you?

>>17145697
No, but it's possible for her to rape you so hard you turn into a dick throne that doesn't have the capacity for such worthless thoughts.

Anyone have any more of those charts like the sleeping one from a thread or two agro, or pic related?

>>17145697
Dick? No but you can tentacle rape the bitch out of them
>Additionally, irritated by her insults, the huge spider will bite her body, and directly inject a bodily fluid through his fangs that contains a high concentration of the man's mana which will mix with her blood and violate her body from the inside, continuously providing her with irresistible pleasure; she'll convulse, constantly climaxing over and over, and each additional thrust of a tentacle will yield yet another climax. During this, her abusive voice will fall silent, and instead, she'll just keep uttering sweet words and apologies for her insults.

>>17145701
19 seems a bit young for a MILF with an adult son.

>>17145684
The only thing that brings more enjoyment, is coming home to a tied-up Crow-Tengu or Ratatoskr and have her immediately become wet and panting as she sees you thanks to weeks of conditioning

>>17145697
Pump one full of spirit energy and she will become an apologetic cocksleeve who keeps complimenting you and telling you about how much she loves you and your cock

>>17145684
I want to play the role of the big bad hunter who captures a tengu and sexually torments her.

>>17145701
You mean CYOAs?

>>17145711
>Test her one day by untying her and telling her she's free to leave.
>She stands still despite looking like she wants to run.
>You ask her again if she doesn't want to run, after all, you've done such 'wonderful' things to her.
>Body trembles but she again finds that she can't move, tears welling in her eyes as she slowly, but deliberately, lowers herself to the floor, ass in the air as she lowers her pants and begins to begging for you to dick her.[/spoiler]

>>17145714
All those books and she couldn't prepare herself for the dick.

>>17145701
Gentle femdom:
https://a.pomf.cat/vlwkdt.jpg not monster girl specific but has an option to add monster girl parts
Arch angel/arch demon room mate:
https://a.pomf.cat/odmpkk.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/vgqtde.jpg
https://a.pomf.cat/ffzkvf.png
Insomnia:
https://a.pomf.cat/vxvoju.png
Some unfinished one I saved years back when we were still on /a/:
https://a.pomf.cat/monezs.jpg

>>17145499
>tfw Anubis waifu will never dom me in the reach around position

>>17145696
Nacha onee-san would constantly call you a worthless imouto and abuse you, but you'd get used to it eventually
And when the time comes you will be able to turn the tables

>>17145704
It basically says that a huge amount of spirit energy(semen)has the power of negating her venom and turning her into a deredere
While the spider form allows you to directly inject her with it, it's safe to assume that you can also do it with your human dick too though it would take much longer

>>17145749
>Nacha onee-san would constantly call you a worthless imouto and abuse you, but you'd get used to it eventually
>And when the time comes you will be able to turn the tables
That's only attractive to a small niche of people. To me a relationship like that is worthless

>>17145725
Thanks Anon!

>>17145722
That's the good part, making fun of her for never seeing a dick before and the ravishing her, telling her you can't control your breeding instincts around such a pretty little bird.

>>17145749
>Keep Nacho permanently cumflated so that she is permanently deredere

I can dig it.

Life with a nacho would be shit.
>Can't snuggle together on the lounge to watch one show without her constantly berating you or the TV
>Can't just have a relaxed day together without her talking shit, or you flipping out due to her venom and raping her into the lounge
>Every day is a relentless tug of war

This is easily the worst part ofthe profile. The fact that KC doesn't depict a time at which they just fucking stop for a few hours. Why not just get a cute shog to live with who is happy to just shut up and give you a lap pillow so the two of you can watch the sun set.

Reminder all monsterboys must be purged, including the chaos's husbands

>>17145754
>Not wanting your Nacha onee-san to step on your dick and call you a perverted monkey for accidentally entering the bathroom while she was undressing
It's like you don't have any taste

>>17145773
You can keep them happy and docile with enough dicking.
And besides, don't act like you wouldn't enjoy a cute Atlach-Nacha who would struggle to get out of your cuddles, fail to do so and then call you an idiot before hugging you back

>>17145783
So You want to alp them? What ever floats your boat man!

>>17145791
Nigga why you always gotta fight? No, I don't want my cock stepped on. I bet that hurts. No I don't want to have a wife who is only chill when her belly is gravid with cum and I've had to dump two hours into raping the silly bitch just so she shuts up.

No I wouldn't enjoy a constant struggle of trying to keep a woman who supposedly loves me in my embrace.

I'll never understand you "I'll never feel content unless I'm being berated and belittled" fags.

>>17145783
what about incubi

>>17145722
That's the dream right there.
Quiet begging with her head burried in the floor won't do. She has to clearly state what she wants you to do to her, while looking at you straight in the eyes.

>>17145761
>She read over 20 books about human anatomy
>She studied hundreds of pictures of the male reproductive organs
>Seeing the real thing was still too much for her

>>17145800
That's ok anon! You have different tastes and there's nothing wrong with that.

But I must say I do like Atlach Nacha very much. Very much.

>>17145725
Why would you play basket ball in a one-piece

>>17145819
Don't you wish you could ever do something cute like nap with your head in her lap while she knits a scarf for the two of you to wear out of chaos thread?

I mean would she even let you rest your head in her lap without at least an hour of scathing, berating insults? No idea how you don't just grow tired, loveless and apathetic.

>>17145817
>Shortstack Rata with tears in her eyes and begging you to, without a shadow of a doubt, stick in her, stir up her pussy and fill her till she's gonna bust.
>Filling her with all the kids, a legion of little squirrels that'll bear your name and fill her womb.
>Making her into a toy you can mold and shape to your pleasure.
The worst thing is that, while she's doing this, she starts to get wet 'stain the floor'.

Or maybe its the best thing.

>>17145720
Just the little lists where you're given a few options, I guess so.

>>17145832
An Atlach-Nacha is up for anything her dear husband desires once she's nice and full of his love
Before that she would freak out if such a dirty lolicon soiled her lap with his perverted head, and she would never waste her precious thread on a disgusting being like him

As for not growing tired of it, you have to enjoy the abuse. There is also a balance of abuse, lolidom and belittling that must be matched with sweet words of love, apologies, and compliments.
Even someone such as you who dislikes the abuse, should be able to deem it worth it if you know you will receive her genuine love afterwards

>>17145800
> I'll never understand you "I'll never feel content unless I'm being berated and belittled" fags.
Personally I like Nacha because hatefucking is my fetish and KC managed to find a way to make it legit to hatefuck your waifu.
So the fact that I dislike her relentless degradation is, paradoxically, what makes her likeable overall.

>>17145676
I actually enjoy the sense of dread. Keeps things interesting.

>>17145854
It doesn't strike me as balanced tho. More like 70% abuse, 30% dere. Also just so you know I wouldn't tolerate any abuse under any circumstances."Worth it" is not a concept that exists in my mind. Seems like the love effect would wear off quickly. Like, it's a slow build of her venomous words from morning until like, late afternoon until you can't take it any more, transform into a giant spider and rape her, in a blur of passion and hate, and then after that you get a few hours of her being too fucked senseless to abuse you, but then it starts again. Though, that may just be my impression of the profile and how the whole cumulative venom thing works.

>>17145876
So I'm not the only one who feels it.

>>17145817
Yeah, you just have to take that crow and force her to study every inch of your dick, making her say lewd and embarrassing things before you continue .

>>17145812
They're not

>>17145701
This is really good looking.

>>17145894
I am really good looking.

>>17145701
>bugs
I sleep
>shark
I sleep
>Lizards
I sleep
>That snake CC
REALSHIT.jpg

>>17145907
tfw no Mommy snek gf

>>17145904
Go away Alpenheim.

>>17145911
Can you not call them mommy? Even cringe comps don't make me as uncomfortable as this.

>>17145918
Calm down buddy, it was a joke.

Are the restrooms in MGC separated or co-ed?

I want to inspect a tomb and find a quartet of strongfat mummies playing cards and betting their tomb treasures on each hand.

>>17145286
>You flipped back over and took an especially fluffy tail in your arms, quickly finding yourself covered in a blanket of fur and love.
>Your Waifu ara aras about you grabbing her tail, but you'll deal with that in the morning.
>Fall back asleep feeling the comfiest you have in your life.

Oh dear god, I want this so bad!

>>17145882
By balance I didn't mean 50/50, I was more thinking of 80/20.
I kind of get where you're coming from. You can easily find yourself a monster girl who would never do you wrong or disrespect you, but for me all I want is a loli spider who treats me like garbage most of the time because I find it enjoyable and lovely.

The specifics of how long their venom would be negated and else is left to headcanon like most details in MGE, but yeah just from reading her profile it seem obvious that unless you plan to stay a spider she will be under her csnom's influence most of the time.

>>17145934
Do you mean like bridge or poker, or do you mean a certain Children's Trading Card game played by a well known pharaoh.

>>17145930
They're co-ed because it's 2017. You wouldn't want to be a bigot to our interdimensional refugees would you?

>>17145937
>There is also a balance of abuse, lolidom and belittling that must be matched with sweet words of love, apologies, and compliments.
>80/20
>Balance
That's not how balance works. So you have no desire to do cute, laid back couple things?

Like sit together under a warm blanket cradling a huge cup of hot chocolate between the two of you and sharing it? Like, I know you actively enjoy and get off on being abused, berated and belittled, but do you actively dislike doing nice things too?

Which monster girl has the best overbutt?

>>17145947
What are they refugees from? The order or their own lack of husbands?

>>17145946
Poker.
Children's card games are reserved for nobility and those with too much money/time.

It would be fun to see if I could join in for strip poker, although they are either at an advantage or disadvantage depending on how big the bandages are.

>>17145955
the latter holy shit watching 3D get swole to fend off rapefugees would be the best.

>>17145954
Cheshire? Automaton?

>>17145911
>tfw no baby crazy Snek who wants all the daughterus

>>17145976
Isn't that the Echidna?

>>17145960
>Children's card games are reserved for nobility and those with too much money/time.
That's it. I'm going to bring my best deck and my duel disk to challenge the most noble pharaoh.

Amorphous goo.

>>17145982
Yes. But my point is, impregnate all the sneks.

It is your duty as a young male with virile semen to fertilise their eggs.

>>17145989
>Oh?
>Very well anon, I'm just going to ask you one thing before we begin.
What does pot of greed do? I have three?

>>17145949
Atlach-Nachas seem like the kind of monster girls who want to do nothing more than stay in their lair, spin their web and have sex with their husband
I have no doubt they'd love all that comfy stuff too but it's not something they would actively want to do
Chaos girls are hard to understand.

>>17145990
Abominations deserve love too!

>>17146002
I'm not sure if you're the same anon, but you dodged the question of if you dislike doing comfy stuff

>>17146002
What's so hard to to understand about a Wendigo? They're cute girls with coats that like stretchy meat. Never mind where the husband goes, just know he's always close by.

>>17145996
>you will never snuggle under the blanket with your waifu as you lay on the floor deck building with her all night long before the tournament tomorrow

>>17145996
Lets you do this:
https://youtu.be/4oPOTJ3k4SA
I died a little watching that.

>>17145996
If I ever have sex with a mantis I want her to whisper "Say goodbye to exodia! in my ear as she cums.

>>17146026
It's mating season?

>>17146036
tips for surviving mating season
>you can't be raped if your dick is already in a girl

Cheshires are scary

>>17146021
>Her face when she sees your D/D/D

>>17146047
DDD
INITIAL DDD
DDD
MY CAR IS FANTASY

>>17146042
>tfw fat cat ass ambush

>>17146006
I thought it would be more insightful to talk about why Atlach-Nachas might not particularly enjoy it
I love comfy stuff as much as the next anon, though it depends of if the monster girl actively enjoys it too

>>17146007
I'm sure Wendigos are the one who instigated the stretchy meat and they kidnapped latenight to make cute drawings of them
The reality is, they are Eldritch creatures who make men go crazy and cause them to disappear

>>17146055
Cats are scary in general. To be honest I'd probably freak out if that happened.

Just, their evil eyes and sharp claws.

>>17146055
Nothing wrong with forced facesitting.

>>17145701
Why, it's shit

>>17146055
>Fat cheshire launching herself into me ass first

Strange but not unwelcome.

>>17146060
Let me guess. You're more of a dog person than a cat person?

Is there a way to recover Fairies with x eyes?

>>17146067
You just gotta believe.

>>17146067
Set a cookie in front of her.

>>17146065
No dogs are just as scary. Have you seen what they can do?

I'm a lizard guy

>>17146067
semen

>>17146067
Clap 3 times

>>17146072
Have you ever seen what a komodo dragon can do?

>>17146062
Well that's just like, your opinion, man.

>>17145783
Eh, at least I won't be sharing a phenotype with people here.

>>17146051
>being led around Wonderland by a Cheshire
>"Wait a minute. That couple fucking looks awfully familiar"
>"He he he. I'm sure it's nothing, continue on"
>"No no. I'm sure. It's like DEJA VU. IVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>>17146072
>cats and dogs are scary
I bet you are a chicken person. Get it?

And all of a sudden thread is about fat car ass and memes.
Cheshire Cats have to go back.

>>17146105
>fat car ass
time to try and derail this thread

>>17146105
>fat car ass
Deviantart please, no one's talking about anthro cars.

>>17146105
>Fat car ass

Don't call that automaton fat just because she is a centauroid model, she's just wide chassied!

>>17146105
Please be respectful. It's called a trunk.

>>17146112
>>17146115
>>17146119
>>17146124
This is exactly why Cheshires are the worst Wonderland girls and worst feline species too

Here's something neat and I remember someone asking for it before. The guy who made a Wight model for MMD has uploaded it.
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/872813989771620352
The catch is that you have to PM or email him for the password because he doesn't want to see it on 3rd party upload sites so I guess you need to know some level of Japanese or really trust in machine translations.

>>17146130
Cheshires aren't cars though.

>>17146119
>centauroid
This gives me an idea. What other body types could Automation upgrades give?
>Harpy type
>Wings are actually an array of rotors so she can fly like a drone
>Arachnid type
>War of the worlds style tripod but with six legs
>Kraken type
>Soft robotics technology to create tentacles

>>17146105
Hummer onees san is extra thick

>>17146137
Go away used car salesman.

>>17146136
>Soft mechanical tentacles
>flashbacks of kill la kill game
Lewd

>>17145947
Would monster girls rape men in the restroom, or would it be considered cheating or a dirty move in the hunt for a husband?

Do you think mamono mana and SE would be toxic to some one who never encountered it?

Like, if a portal opened and dumped your ass into the MGE wilderness, would you need magic to forcibly sustain your life as your body twists and your organs mutate to be able to produce, filter and excrete things like mana and SE?

I wonder what organs would be re-purposed to include mana. I think the cardiovascular system would have to change to allow the flow of mana. Maybe some glands like the thyroid and pituitary would take on secondary magical traits.

>>17146130
And you are why cheshires are chubby!
Don't badmouth those girls!

>>17146136
>kraken type
>Master, Isn't it funny?

>>17146143
Oh yes they do. This is how Akanames get their husbands.

>>17146130
>write car instead of cat
LET'S GET THIS SHITSHOW STARTED FAGGOTS

>>17146145
Replace SE with sperm or testosterone and you're done.

>>17145947
I want to be a refugee and get taken in by a bunch of wonderland mgs living together

>>17146152
>tfw anon typed it correctly but a Cheshire teleported over the keyboard and changed it before posting

>>17146154
So you think SE comes from the testes? Does that mean if you castrate a mage he can no longer cast magic?

>>17146143
Only the sick ones would.

>>17146145
Unlikely toxic to us, but we ourselves would probably either look like some creepy uncanny valley tier husks to anyone in that world, or mamonize.

>>17146150
Could you fight one off with got sauce?

>>17146175
I highly doubt we'd alp, but I do think we'd be empty initially. Now whether we can attain the organs required to fill ourselves with magic is another issue, but if we can, and our body starts filling up with magic via osmosis, It's possible that we could be very attractive to magical or spiritual constructs like elementals

>>17146145
Why are you trying to make spirit energy a physical thing
It's inherently nonphysical.
You know, the whole "spirit" part of it? Separation of mind and body thing? The body houses the spirit and the spirit is related to virility but it's not a new chemical component of your semen or something like that. It's the essence of your spirit so your baby batter's gonna have a bunch of it.

It's a magic system, I'm sure you can have it in a physical form but it doesn't have to necessitate a pressure regulatory flow throughout your body that's not already there, that'd be weird.

Miss Mad Hatter~ tell me a secret~

>>17146182
Hot sauce

How would you punish naughty daughterus?

>>17146199
Suplex city.

>>17146199
Suplex and ground them.

>>17146194
You've already breathed in my spores~
What will they do to you? I don't know~

>>17146192
I don't know what you mean by it being physical or non physical.

The body is a vessel for the spirit. The body would need pathways for the spirit to flow through otherwise how would the spirit flow out from within you to exercise a phenomenon on the outside world? The spirit also interacts with the real world, in absorbing power from food and the environment.

>>17146199
Forehead crusher

>>17146175
>anons journey through the portal
>monster girls look them over
>"Its so weird! They don't have scales or fur or feathers or wings or tails or wings or anything!"
>"They're so weak too. No fangs, or spikes or claws or talons"
>"How on earth could they survive? I'm not detecting any magic!"
>"They're perfect!"
>anon is only able to send "OK" through the portal before he is taken to the bed chambers

>>17146199
I won't allow her to see her shota childhood friend for a while.

>>17146216
>Montergirls have never seen a man before
You're missing the point.

>>17146206
Unf. Unf! UNF!
Spore me more Hatter-sama! I want to be a Hatter's love slave!

>>17146206
>you think that's air you're breathing?

>>17146200
>>17146204
Why would you suplex your own daughteru?

>>17146222
The Hatter is pleasently surprised by how little effort this apparently took.

>>17146226
Because she was naughty?

>>17146220
We've never seen monster girls before

>>17146233
Anon, are you dumb? There are humans in monster girl lands. We would be just a new source of husbands.

>>17146226
Punishment?

Cause and effect.

>>17146226
Daughterus are still monstergirls. They're usually stronger than an average human.

>not drop kicking your daughter
Niggas these days don't love their families.

>>17146212
Spirit energy doesn't need a somatic organ system to function, it's spirit energy.
Your body houses and nurtures your spirit and draws upon it's energy to do stuff.
There's no need for spirit juice flowing through your spirit veins right next to your regular veins, that just complicates things for the sake of complication and doesn't add any realism or logic, it just tries to hide the 'it's magic' part but doesn't really go very far before breaking down.

We're talking about soul-based magic in a fantasy world, man, you can have a competent system that doesn't require a somatic component.

>>17146199
Taking away privileges like treats or TV or orgasms.

You violent perverted faggots don't deserve daughterus

>>17146240
>He doesn't punt his daughter as far as he can
Disgraceful.

>>17146236
I guess I headcannoned that, just like how there are no monsters in this human world, there would be no humans in the monster world.

>>17146246
>says the anon on 4chan

>>17146250
How else would they reproduce? Monster boys?

>>17146253
It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>17146241
>Your body houses and nurtures your spirit and draws upon it's energy to do stuff.
But how? Spirit energy must reside somewhere physical otherwise what connects your physical body to something nonphysical. Through what method could it draw upon your energy?
>There's no need for spirit juice flowing through your spirit veins right next to your regular veins
I think spirit juice just starts to flow along with your red and white bloodcells
>We're talking about soul-based magic in a fantasy world, man, you can have a competent system that doesn't require a somatic component.
Well you haven't presented anything so far, you've just shot my ideas down, so how do you reconcile soul-based magic drawing on the physical world?

I mean there has to be a link between your body and soul, for one to supply the other, so what form does this link take, and if it's non-physical how does it supply magic?

>>17146206
Hatter supermodels?
Getting their own line of perfume that actually has spores in it?

>>17146258
You're A mad man

>>17146270
We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad.

>>17146257
>what connects your physical body to something nonphysical
It's your spirit, it's the spirit's body.
Nothing more is necessary, I reiterate: we're talking about souls and magic.
>spirit juice just starts to flow along with your red and white bloodcells
What is spirit juice made of?
How is it condensed from spirit energy?
Why does your spirit itself not hold the spirit energy? Spirits hold their own energy, why can't yours?
Spirits can use their ephemeral spirit energy to do magic directly, why do you need to turn it into juice first?
How does that juice get out and turn into magic?
Why is that more useful than just your spirit itself holding the energy?
Those are all rhetorical questions, you can make it work but it's still incredibly convoluted and even more unintuitive.
>there has to be a link between your body and soul
There is a link between your body and soul. They are inextricably connected. While you're alive your soul is in your body. That's what a soul is in concept.
Bam, done, no more explanation necessary, moving on.

You can have organs and such that have magical whatnot with them, but why would simply using the energy of the spirit require more than just having a healthy spirit.

And one more thing,
In the MGE world, demon realm silver is a metal that cuts your spirit directly and causes spirit energy to leak out from it. It saps the strength of your body just by attacking the spirit and leaking out the spirit energy, it doesn't cut your veins and make them leak spirit juice, it doesn't affect the body directly in any capacity, it doesn't block the spirit juice flow through your veins somehow, that wouldn't affect your motor skills, muscles, or ability to actuate those muscles.
A somatic component to spirit energy is a really weird thing to try and push in MGE, it's not necessary and it by far doesn't answer any more questions than it creates.

>>17146256
So they just multiply like slimes? Get pregnant by magic? Anon I know it's magic but at least put some thought into it.

Hear me out: Guntank Automaton.

Yall ain't good fathers if you're doing this to your daughteru

>>17146314
An Automaton sitting on some miniature tank while guns are mounted on her arms? Gremlins are excellent autists.

>>17146325
My only concern is how to fuck something with treads for legs.

>>17146327
The treads are just attachments to her leg armor since Automatons are clearly modular.

How far is too far?

>>17146318
Daughteru dickers aren't good fathers either, but in their minds doing the deed is perfectly normal.

>>17146206
how would you bully a hatter? call her a dumb mushroom?

>>17146364
You can't bully insane people, they just laugh and go nuts.

>>17146360
At least the daughteru dickers aren't as bad as the daughteru fighters.

>>17146375
They are just as bad.

>>17146370
No one is unbulliable. Even hatters have to have a weakspot

>>17146299
>Nothing more is necessary, I reiterate: we're talking about souls and magic.
This is insufficient. You've already established that they are two separate entities, that the spirit is incorporeal and by necessity the physical body is a separate entity. Both are "yours" but stating as such isn't enough to explain the link between the two and how so much information and energy is passed between the two and how effecting either one separately produces results on both, as if they were one in the same.

I.e. The spirit doesn't exist as some separate nonphysical entity, but it something tied to your body. That, or the process by which man can wield magic isn't by the spirit, despite the name spirit energy, and the spirit is in fact something unrelated to the production, wielding and sustenance of magic, something which may be a biological process.
>What is spirit juice made of?
I dunno, maybe magical particles, in different densities in the atmosphere like oxygen.
>How is it condensed from spirit energy?
What do you mean by condensed, and why must it be condensed? And it's probably subject to gravity like everything else, though this is a different kind of condensed to what you're talking about. I like to imagine it's heavier than air, and tends to pool in places it's either attracted to, or places it's gravitationally pulled towards. So it saturates most cave systems and dungeons.
>Why does your spirit itself not hold the spirit energy? Spirits hold their own energy, why can't yours?
I don't posit that the spirit is a separate entity unlike you. I think the body's vessel is the spirit's vessel and spirit energy is contained within the body.
>Spirits can use their ephemeral spirit energy to do magic directly, why do you need to turn it into juice first?
You don't need to turn it "into juice" You're taking my words too literally. To continue with the terminology, Spirits would just be a construct made entirely from "juice". "Juice" is all there is. Spirits would just be juice with sentience. Perhaps released from a body? I imagine spirits are much weaker without a vessel to hold the "juice" though.
>How does that juice get out and turn into magic?
How does mana turn into a fireball to throw at your enemies in any setting? This is a little unrelated to out discussion no? Though in MGE elemental magic can only be perfomed by mages who have partnered with elements, so maybe you feed your "juice" to an element who has bonded with you and they turn your "juice" into that elemental phenomenon. I'm not sure if I like that system though.
>Why is that more useful than just your spirit itself holding the energy?
Again, you're the one saying that the spirit and the body are two different vessels. And as to why, I guess having direct pathways like veins to flow through helps direct magic better? It's like the difference between a stream and a pond. A Spirit without a body is probably weaker in my mind because it's just a vague blob of energy without something to guide it. To use an analogy it's like electricity without circuitry.

>Those are all rhetorical questions
Well too bad, I answered them before I read this.
>There is a link between your body and soul.
What form does this link take?
>While you're alive your soul is in your body.
Not only while you're alive, a soul can reanimate a body. This is what leads me to believe that "spirit energy" isn't necessarily energy derived from a spirit. Because a spirit can exist outside of the body, which brings up the questions which have been asked earlier.
>why would simply using the energy of the spirit require more than just having a healthy spirit.
Because if we assume that the energy come from the spirit, as in the soul, how does it reach the body in order to create magical phenomena? It needs pathways to travel down.

> it doesn't affect the body directly in any capacity
It does, it directly saps your strength and vitality. Though I'm not sure how to reconcile demon silver within this system. I'm not even sure the spirit is what drives and generated spirit energy.
It could be that Demon Silver has no mass and only reacts with those magic particles I mentioned earlier, allowing it to pass through bodies without any issue while only affecting the "spirit".

>A somatic component to spirit energy is a really weird thing to try and push in MGE
Not really trying to push it into MGE, I know I said that in the start, but as I thought about this more and more, the more divorced it became from MGE. I'm not sure I even like MGE's distinction between Mana and SE. Though it makes sense to a degree to explain why only men can satisfy monstergirls.

>>17146364
When they offer you tea, say you prefer coffee.
Or, have a completely sane conversation with them, despite how they try to turn it around.

>>17146318
>implying anyone here would be a good father
Even the daughterufags who think they would be ones sound like they couldn't deal with their monster daughters being monsters.

>>17146398
;_;

>>17146394
At this point you're talking about your own OC thing and not magic in MGE so I'm gonna go ahead and drop out of the conversation.

If you want to make some convoluted magic system up in your head, that's fine, we all do, no argument with that, it's just nothing to do with MGE.

>>17146398
There are the average bad fathers and there are the horrible fathers.

>>17146411
The only OC I can think of is questioning whether or not SE actually comes from the spirit. We know that Mamono mana at least is atmospheric. And demon realm silver doesn't even make sense in canon.

You stab some one and it only harms their spirit? You're still hitting some one with metal, that's gotta break a few bones.

>>17146398
That's why good fathers dick their daughterus.

>>17146435
It doesn't cut the body it cuts the spirit.
It doesn't harm the body at all.

Please stop having such violent and perverted thoughts towards your own offspring.
Go to your nearest angel and repent.

>>17146442
But if she carries half my genetic code obviously it's just half masturbation.

>>17146442
She's a bit busy, I'll have to come back later.

>>17146442
Not chubby and/or muscled enough.

>>17146441
How? Does the spirit hover above your head? Or does it reside within you? Because if it resides within you, they have to stab you. Unless demon silver is an illusion, it's still a solid bar of metal with mass.

How exactly does it not harm some one when you put a solid bar of metal in their stomach?

>>17146455
It's demon realm silver, it cuts the spirit and not the body.
I don't understand how this is hard for you to understand.

If you have trouble with abstract concepts I can see why you want magic to be so literal when it's really not.

>>17146451
What is that Shoggoth doing to that angel?

>>17146454
Angels are perfection, they cannot be overweight.
Some might have slight muscle definition to help in their duties (see Valkyries).

>>17146455
How exactly does it not harm some one when you chomp on their dick?

Both of you need to repeat to yourselves: "It's just a porn, I should really just stop being a weenie."

>>17146466
>What is that Shoggoth doing to that angel?
Making her better in her own twisted way.

>>17146466
That's a dark matter, not a shoggoth.

>>17146462
I don't have trouble with abstract concepts, I just like my magic to have some form of rationale. I'm just as capable of waving my hand and going "It just works because I say it does", but it's not as fun or interesting.

>>17146466
If it's perfection then why don't I like it?

While cute, she's not what I'm looking for.

She needs meat, one way or another.

>>17146476
That's exactly what KC does.

>>17146480
Because you don't have good taste. It's not that hard to understand.

>>17146481
And KC is a hack writer and shit at worldbuilding

>>17146485
So be it.
Then I'll take my shit taste and find a girl that fits.

>>17146493
I doubt she'll fit anything considering how fat she would be.

>>17146496
Even better for easy access.

And one never knows, it could be a hugely muscled girl I find first.

>>17146498
>Find huge muscle girl
>Mamono mana and divine magic bends your tastes
Well, I guess that's fine too.

>>17146503
What?
I enjoy muscle and pudge equally.

I enjoy them individually or together.

>>17146476
>>17146486
Unnecessary complication isn't a rationale, it's unnecessary complication.
The MGE world is a place where demon magic is an abstract thing that exists wherever monsters are and can transmogrify people and the environment. There are spirits and Lovecraftian entities and other dimensions and wonderland which doesn't really need to make sense and fantasy stuff and you've already accepted all that.

You don't need to wave your hand to say that the soul is linked to the body because that's just what a soul is any more than you have to wave your hand to say that you have to wire up your veins and jack into your soul like some kind of magic meat cyborg for some reason.

Why does your soul need to be connected to you in a more complicated way than the normal connection souls have to bodies.

>>17146476
>>17146486
Or maybe demon silver weapons are magical weapons that are made to phase through physical bodies.
Maybe physical bodies and "astral bodies" just exist in the same location on top of eachother like in any fiction or mythology with the concept ever.
Maybe magic just isn't produced in physical bodies because the people and magic are more than just matter.

Maybe you're just overcomplicating it with massive walls of text because you really want to headcanon magic being bound to physical bodies for some reason, and saying it makes no sense because the canon doesn't conform to your headcanon.

>>17146507
Oh, I thought you were just a fatfag. Enjoy your buff angel then.

Big bottomed spiders in tights.

>>17146512
Nope, both sides are fun.

But yeah, I would most certainly enjoy a buff angel.

The real question is if she's a serious valk, kuudere cupid, a deredere houri, or an angel looking to please.

>>17146516
Ewe

>>17146521
The dice said you get a serious angel. May you live a happy life and have some daughterus.

>>17146508
>Unnecessary complication isn't a rationale, it's unnecessary complication.
What unnecessary complication is there? Every thing I've mentioned comes from an attempt to answer a question. I mean in MGE people clearly take in power from the atmosphere. Simply breathing demon realm air can incubize a man, given enough time. That's not spiritual that's respiration and pollutants entering the system. So I came to the conclusion that our bodies would be made up differently to accommodate for processes alien to us.

> the normal connection souls have to bodies.
What's that normal connection tho?

>>17146510
>Or maybe demon silver weapons are magical weapons that are made to phase through physical bodies.
Yeah but how does that work?
>Maybe physical bodies and "astral bodies" just exist in the same location on top of eachother like in any fiction or mythology with the concept ever.
That doesn't explain why the body remains unharmed
>Maybe magic just isn't produced in physical bodies because the people and magic are more than just matter.
Then where is it produced and how is it that you can damage it by cutting into the physical body with demon silver?

It's not really over-complicating something to ask questions, and I'm not especially tied to any headcanon about magic being bound to physical bodies. It's just what makes the most sense to me.

>>17146540
By fixating on some autistic physical-only headcanon interpretation of magic you're adding a whole load more questions while answering absolutely none of the ones that were there in the first place.

What do you do when your daughteru comes down with the Full Moon Fever?

>>17146540
>That doesn't explain why the body remains unharmed
The blade exists on same plane as spirit but not on same plane as body, VOILA
Stop fucking trying to explain magic of all fucking things in the existence.

>>17146544
Any examples of this?

>>17146534
That would be nice.

>Serious, muscled valkryie
>Fill her up with little valks that act cute and genki, being merely fit when compared to their veritable muscle mountain of a mother.

Best bit would be having that huge slab of meat be on bottom in bed.