/jp/ - Otaku Culture

410 is the anal bunny

anon

bern__

Deader than Goldsmith.

Bernkastel: ahaha.wav
*Ange and Batora on a boat to Rokkenjima*
Ange: Nice of Beato to invite us over for a mystery, eh Onii-chan?
Batora: I hope I get to see a lot of her boobies!
Ange: Onii-chan, look!
*Ange finds a bottle floating at sea and pulls out the letter inside*
Ange: It's from Bernkastel!
*Ange reading*
Bernkastel: Dear tearful siblings, Erika and I have taken over this gameboard. Beatrice is now a permanent guest at one of my seven mystery kakeras. I dare you to find her if you can!
*Ange turns to Batora*
Ange: We gotta find Beato!

Batora: And YOU gotta help us.
Ange: If you're having trouble solving Bern's mysteries, bitch about how Umineko makes no fucking sense on /jp/.

This the official new thread then? Off to a disappointing start.

>>17134163
What do you expect from something that's become a general?

>>17134170
Murder mysteries.

>>17134186
Repetitive and takes up the entire thread

>>17134195
Better than fucking YoutubePoop jokes, christ I'm ashamed. Mysteries have actual discussion going on.

news when

I want to pump and dump Rosa again.

>>17134441
Then write your own mysteries and stop complaining you dumb fuck

>tfw even mutilated depressed confused trans girl yasu managed to score twice
>tfw no gf

>>17131936

Beato?!??!

So did any of you believe in Shkanon before episode 6? Were you called insane for thinking it?

Jessica's luck is pretty low, isn't it?

I mean she's pretty much sentenced to die because she had a crush on her cross-dressing maid.

no more mysteries for the love of god

>>17135395
Yes

because my first exposure to the series was that rosatrice guy so i was basically spoiled from the beginning and never had an actual chance to solve the mystery

>>17135403
Luck only occurs to those who work hard.

>>17135315
ANON

Hotarubi godlike French translation
https://bato.to/comic/_/comics/hotarubi-no-tomoru-koro-ni-r17714

>>17135470
I don't see the problem with them. You either participate or you don't. You can still talk about anything else in the mean time and get replies. The real problem lies in the anons who just lurk whenever there's a mystery going on, instead of actually posting anything, whether it be about the mystery or not

>>17137919
Not that anon, but the real problem is that these threads are generals when they shouldn't be, and everyone knows it very well even if they don't want to admit it. Everything should work better if you guys slow down a little and stop making a thread immediately after the other dies and wait, dunno, a few days maybe.
Obviously that's not gonna happen ever, just sharing some thoughts. There's always some friendless waifufags who feels lonely without someone else to talk about tits or asses or nothing really.
I'm guessing you're mystery-anon. Nerd or not, you're alright. At least you don't constantly try to destroy the image I have of umi/higu perverting the characters all the time, which piss me off. One more of many other things that I don't understand of the otaku culture. I mean, I get it. You really want to get laid and your sex life sucks, lol calm down.

>>17138900
not 100% sure but I think mystery-anon is also edit-anon

>>17138988
Eww, then forget it.

Wow, reading Higurashi is a whole different experience. I've watched the show like 5 times already, so I already know every major plotline.
But for some reason I am extremely enjoying reading the sound novel.
I figured I'd want to atleast read Onikakushi-hen, but going by this rate I will finish all 3 episodes, available.
Also for some reason I've got a Deja Vu about discussing Mion buying student uniforms from a shop that buys old school uniforms from all of the Japan.
TIPS are actually fun to read, I really like the game.

"The little girl cried when she lost her marbles in the desert.
She searched the desert for one hundred years.

The little girl cried when she thought she might've lost them in the sea rather than the desert.
She searched the depths of the sea for one hundred years.

The little girl cried when she thought she might've lost them in the mountains than the sea.
How long will it take till she begins to doubt whether or not she actually lost them to begin with?"

-Frederica Bernkastel

I just realized she is talking about Shion. Satoshi is the marbles. Think about it.

>>17140461
The desert is Shion's vagina. Rika is the little girl, the sea is Hinamizawa, the mountains are the plot of Umineko. Satoshi is you. You are the marbles.

Think about it.

Is R07 married?
I think I saw the picture with what I guess was his daughter. She was wearing some nekomimi outfit.

>>17140651
No idea, I don't think so. I wouldn't be surprised if he's actually married, or at least in a relationship, but prefers to keep it as a secret. He's in his right to keeps his personal life for himself only.
About the picture, it was only some rented cosplayer. I think it was taken during some anime expo but I'm not really sure. I'm literally just repeating from memory something I read like months ago so, even though I had a very good memory, don't take my word for it.

>>17140651
>>17141110
The little girl is an actress that was doing some kind of promo for Higurashi's manga IIRC

>>17141155
Oh okay, close enough. Thanks!

>>17138988
I'm mystery-anon and I'm definitely not edit-anon, though I enjoy his non-sexual work like Nanjo with Amakusa hair. Not a fan of his stripping of the sprites and lewding them up.

The entire story could have been prevented if Bern had received a good anal pounding at the start.

>>17141301
Anon...

>>17141481
what

>>17141258
I'm sorry then, I thought you said that you were edit anon once
my brain must have fucked up somewhere

Man I love nyeh-bunny but finding her in the catalog is way harder than finding beato, erika, bern or lambda

So I played a few Phoenix wright cases and I'm starting to see the influence of it over Umineko
In a battle between wright and batora, who would come out on top?

>>17141721
fuck off

>>17141731
Did I say something wrong? If so I wasn't aware of it. What did I say that prompted the fuck off?

>>17141772
Not that anon, but just by being on /jp/ you are always eligible for a good "fuck off".

>>17141772
Not him, but powerlevel arguing is always dumb
Battler would win anyways since he is the most flexible thinker, Wright relies too much in asspulls and bluffs, only Apollo thinks things through before objecting
Even then Battler has more creative asspulls
>a secret closet
>small bombs

>>17142080
>that image
He just kicked a dumb cat, chill.

>>17142127
Good luck explaining that to the retards out there

>>17142145
It reminds me of that Silent hill 2 wiki
why are every wiki authors autistic

>>17142256
It's not just the editors
Also this is the first time I checked this autistic wiki and holy shit it has some hilarious stuff
>8 days ago

Any needs on the Umineko PS3-to-PC project? I'd like to replay Umineko in high definition.

>>17142273
You don't
>It's useless translated to "It's no goddamn good"
>Rokkenjima incident became "Rokkenjimagate"
>Tea parties have the ending edited, Ange jumping happens in complete silence and the Ep 1 tea party has the Beato taunting Battler AFTER the credits with 0 music on
And these are just the first things to come to mind

>>17142283
I do.

yee

What boards would Lambda and Bern browse? I assume that they must post on 4chan since they embody the shitposters and the depressionfags respectively.

>>17142283
Pick one of those buddy.

>>17142471
Not gonna tell you, it's a secret.

>>17142471
Bern would be /jp/, always bitter, ironic humour that she doesn't even consider funny but posts it anyway, spreads misinformation in DJT and Visit Japan threads just to get people to not go through with their dream of going to Japan.

Lambda would be a r9k and /a/ crossboarder watching the latest seasons shows while having a childish humor laughing at outdated jokes

>>17142471
>(Dead)
This is what happens when you ask a lot of dumb questions, you die.

Battler is the true heir of the Ushiromiya family.

Lyon= Eunuch, Bastard, disqualified

Jessica= Woman, disqualified, It's strange how everyone is OK with handing away their entire family wealth and name to Jessica's future husband and possibly his family. Unless of course her husband is someone lowly, like Hideyoshi, who takes his wife's family name.

George= Not a true Ushiromiya from the paternal line, disqualified

Agne= Younger than Battler, Woman, disqualified

Maria= Woman+Bastard+Not a true Ushiromiya from paternal line+Younger than Battler, also mentally insane (although that could also be said about the entire family...) heavily disqualified.

All hail Lord Battler!

Fuck off Battler, Krauss is the heir.

So someone gifted me the steam version. I'd rather reread with voice patch, but how much of the translation has been changed?

How did you feel when this song played? It played during the rabbit part iirc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX0YZb2baaw

>>17142913
https://github.com/07th-mod/umineko-question

>>17142916
Oh, thank you very much.

>>17141539
No worries. But no, I've never claimed to be, nor am I edit-anon. But I am the one who usually asks him to do silly edits. I'm not a fan of the lewd edits, so I try and make him use his skill for funnier stuff.
If anyone's got Nanjo with Amakusa hair I'd love to see it. I always request these things and then forget to actually save them.

>>17143039
I just have Genji and Kinzo saved

>>17143039
>>17143126
Why anyone would want to save these things?

>>17142713
Technically, Battler's a bastard too. He was born out of wedlock. It was only afterwards that his parents (whether Kriye or Asumu) got married.

>>17143143
It's amusing. And original content.

>>17143206
>original
Lol, if you said so. It's harmless at least, and kind of funny, so it's fine.

>>17143206
Love the file name.

>>17143143
>>17143227
It's harmless fun. And I enjoy looking at these much more than the weird lewd santa edits or half-nude Lambda stuff. I guess some people are into that, but I just like edit-anon for making stupid stuff like this which just makes me laugh.

Does anyone have some good in game screenshots of Umineko? Trying to get some of my lads into the series through the interesting dialogue.

>>17143353
This one may not be what you want but it's great for out of context

>>17143353

>>17143353

>>17143353

>>17143353

>>17143353

>>17143353

>>17143353

>>17143493
I don't remember that CG, is this from the ps3 patch or from the HD version?

>>17143375
I had a hearty chuckle

>>17143530
It's one of the god-awful steam CGs

>>17143533
I thought the steam version only had new character portraits due to alchemist license?

>>17143541
No, there are CGs, they just weren't used in the game. you can find them in the game files, though. I don't know why they weren't used, but they are added back in by the ps3 patch for the steam release.

After seeing all these screenshots it gives me the impression of some "so bad written that is funny" comedy with dumb fanservice everywhere.
My verdict: DROPPED

>>17143551
No fanservice at all. Unless a couple anime cliches are "fanservice" to you. The writing has its highs and lows.
Honestly it's just a fun novel with tints of multiple genres.

>>17143551
Are you impliying the screenshots were for you?
Because if so you are retarded
If you expected anything but meme screenshots you are retarded too
If you think a 120+ hours murder mystery VN would be easy to know if you would like it or not based on a few screenshots you are even more retarded
Even one of those screenshots are fake

>>17143576
I already read it. I was just giving my opinion of the impressions those screenshots gave me. Also, I was joking a little.
>>17143585
It was obviously a joke. I suppose that's makes you a retard, mr. retard.

>>17143596
Krauss could take all of Hinamizawa on

>>17143596

>>17143592
You really could have worded it better

>>17143353

>>17143629
Probably, too late now. Excuse me, I'm still laughing at how retarded that other anon was, what a retard hahaha.

>tfw ywn stick your tongue into ange's naked body

>>17143645
>that other anon was
But that was me you retard
I was going to drop it but you just had to bring it back
Now we are going to shitpost eachother to death

>>17143672
I want to come so impossibly deep inside Ange.

>>17143678
I'm no retard, you retard. Retard. Go be a retarded retard to another retarded place to do your retarded stuff, mr. retard retard.

Satoko's a big girl

>>17143704
That is definitely a big flaw of umineko

>>17143704
>>17143783
I'd say it's worse if you're reading all the episodes in a row, repeating wouldn't be as bad if you were reading it as it was released.

Test

>>17144208
Don't worry, mr. retard. You weren't banned and neither I, just deleted. Now stop acting like a retard, it's time to sleep.

>>17144225
I'm just making some stickers for Telegram and testing the transparency.

>>17144230
Oh, I didn't notice. Forget it then.

Okay, NOW I was deleted and banned. Meh, whatever though! Thankfully I have more lives than a cat.

2 years have now vanished, since I've read Umineko. I wonder If I rereading it I will get at least a decent amount of enjoyment.
Its a pretty hefty chunk of time, and since I already know about Shkannontrice , there is no mystery to EP1 at all. 2,3 and 4 might be different story in the sense of amount of foreshadowing, but guessing 5 and 6 would be more tamer, since we are getting closer and closer to revealing the truth.
Honestly, its such a waste works can be enjoyed only once, and only again in a far off future when you've forgotten everything again.

>>17144694
If you never did you should absolutely reread the first part of Umineko, or at least EP2.
When you know the truth about Yasu, everything in episode 2 feels incredibly sad and tragic. It's a complete different experience.
For the mystery part, I'm just hoping that someday I'll lose my memories by falling down the stairs or something

>>17144694
You're wrong. It's been about 5 years since I first finished Umineko. Since then I've reread it several times, and each time I find something new to appreciate. It really is a story meant to be read more than once. There are so many things you don't notice the first time through. If it feels like it would take too much time, try reading the manga for a new experience.

>>17138988
Mystery-anon is an upstanding member of these threads.
I'm just a cringey pervert who can't stop lewding what he loves.

>>17144801

>>17144801

>>17144801
I kind of feel nostalgic for EP1 since its a pretty clean episode, no witches and hellspawns. Just crimes, with Maria creeping things up.

I will definitely give EP 2 a try, but im still deciding if I should start from EP 1.
EP 3 as well might be a good read, but as for EP4, I think it might be best of skipping, since its mostly Ange antics, and I guess her story is not really that good on a reread.
I'd need some input about this line of thinking from someone whos read it twice at least.

>>17144913
Episode 1 feels extremely sluggish when reading through it again, especially if you use a patch that adds voice acting.
I will suggest reading the manga if the visual novel feels too daunting. I really enjoyed seeing iconic scenes illustrated, and it felt like it's as close as it gets to re-experiencing Umineko for the first time. It's also interesting reading the author's notes by Ryukishi.

>>17144909

>>17144694
Mystery episodes are fun to reread when you know what is actually going on.
It's like contemplating a completed puzzle.

>>17142915
Higanbana had such a godlike OST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XufQZ9oBZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB9K9DOFvMc

It feels the most personal of all of Ryukishi's work. It isn't a multi-episode spanning meta murder mystery, or an alternate history mafia flick. Just a school, bullying, and some great characters and twists.

>>17144694

This always confused me, but had Lambda solved Beato's game by the EP 4 secret tea party? She uses red, and shouldn't be able to unless she understands the mysteries of the game, right? Or were those reds from earlier in the game stated by Beato that she was reintroducing? She also become game master in the next episode, which also requires understanding all the mysteries like Battler did at the end of the episode.

>>17146777
Lambda is the one who made her a witch in the first place, so she knew everything about her from the very beginning.

>>17146777
She knew the truth since she made Beato a witch in the first place.

>>17146777
You weren't paying attention, right?

>>17146819
apparently not. What episode was that mentioned in?

>>17146828
I don't remember very well, but I think it was on the tea party around the episode 3 or 4.

>>17146841
yeah, I check and it is the episode 3 secret tea party. Can't find it mentioned anywhere else, at least not in the manga. stupid of me not to make the connection.

>>17146874
You're welcome.

What did he mean by this?

>>17147472

Can anyone tell me where to get the shitty DameDame videos?

Me and a friend want to get drunk and watch that shit.

>>17148990
I was bored, so I decided to lurk and found this on the archives. Get drunk nerd!
https://mega.nz/#F!F0t23CSR!EEn18EYp40NzVyg--B-JVQ

>>17149011
Thank you!

>>17142713
>mentally insane
As opposed to physically insane?

>>17143604
The water gun battle in Higurashi is still my favorite fight scene in the series.

>>17151281
As opposed to sexually insane.

>>17151525
>>17151525
Holy shit! Is that from the official manga? Is that what Erika's ass crack canonically looks like? Lewd! She's such a proud bitch, but we literally get to see her ass!

I shouldn't be surprised, though. We got to see Rena's naked butt cheeks in Higurashi Kira! Now that was lewd! You would never expect to see something so explicit in the official Higurashi anime! Rena's ass! Her ass! Humiliating!

>>17151683
You're very bored, don't you?

Where the fuck can I find Rosa Musou and the Umineko Screenshot Generator?

Are they really gone?

>>17151699
I'm not going to help you this time. Google is your friend.

>>17151699
Bah. There you go. It doesn't seems to work thouhg, or maybe my internet is a little slow today.
http://uminekossg.byethost7.com/generator/generator.html
No idea what you mean about Rosa Musou.

>>17151870
It has the interface, but the generator itself seems to be on the old dead site.

>>17151699
Rosa Musou
http://www.dlsite.com/eng/work/=/product_id/RE054706.html
I don't know if a free download exists

Umineko Screenshot Generator
It was here
http://no-info.no-ip.info/Umineko/screenshot/generator.html
here
http://jbcs.info/Umineko/screenshot/generator.html
and here
http://uminekossg.byethost7.com/generator/generator.html
The first website is down, the second website is down and it relied on a script hosted on the first one, the third website is up but it needs that script.
There is this download
mediafire.com/?2grminvk3cm
but it still needs that script

>>17151881
I'm sorry.

>>17151881
Right. As you can see in this file
http://uminekossg.byethost7.com/generator/default.js
there is a line that points to no-info.no-ip.info

>>17151890
http://play.goldbargames.com/downloads/[GG]UminekoScreenshot.zip
I also found this patch for Chiru, but as far as i know there is no way to input text.

>>17151281
Are you stupid, how is possible to be "physically insane"?

>>17152353
I think his point was that "mentally insane" is redundant

>>17152405
Oh... yea, of course I knew that. I'm not the dumb one.

>>17152353
Three and thirty-three limbs, tipped with weeping eyes and tentacles and probosci, warping space around it as it shuffles through a dimension in which it was not meant to be.

>>17152451
Yep, sounds exactly like my uncle, but anon was talking about Maria who is only a poor child. Are you quoting Lovecraft?

>>17152491
>Are you quoting Lovecraft?
No, but I was going for something along the lines.

Has the full main theme of Trianthology been released yet? Anything about a translation?

>>17152810

Satoko's kid titties! Lewd!

>>17152810
Why is Genji so short?

>>17153287
It's a reference to the midget from Twin Peaks.

Would the infamous scene in ep8 where the Rokkenjima theories of the future symbolized by the goats tearing apart the island be less hated if a few "goats" that didn't want a tragic/bad ending to the whole story appeared and tried to help the main cast hold the others off?

>>17154692
Its just a scene, there was no further thought added to it, and no one really hated it.

>>17154692
He's not wrong, you know?

>>17154692
I never had any issue reading that scene, and it's only far later that I knew about that whole controversy. Shenanigans. I always identified with Will in those fight, you know, the self insert detective that was shown to respect the heart of the mystery for one entire episode, not the moronic goats who are shown to be completely retarded. You need to be seriously stupid to identify with the very anthropomorphization of conceptual stupidity.

I guess many people are that stupid.

I have many, many issues with Ep 8, first of all that it is often incoherent, quite rushed, doesn't properly explain the thematic it goes for, and the fights scenes are not as interesting as they should be. Ep 8 is the weakest of them all, by far.

But being offended because I identify with the retards instead of identifying with the clever, reasonable, good guys? I leave that to /jp/.

>>17154855
I don't know how true it is but there have been rumors that the two last episodes of Chiru killed Ryukishi's career.

>>17154855
>no one really hated it.
I've seen people (even in these threads occasionally) who thought the scene was Ryukishi making fun of his readers and were mad at him for it. It's stupid, but some people actually believe it

>>17154855
>>17154947
>>17154967

I don't know about you guys but there have been times where I've gotten a lot of hate for Umineko whenever I bring it up.

>>17154945
I just wanted Erika to win

>>17155037
She does win, if you pick the trick ending.

I'm reading Higanbana right now and all this talk about the anime adaptation of the manga "Sea Cats" is making me want to kill myself

>>17155006
To be fair though, you were wrong Bernkastel is not evil, she was just playing the role of evil.

>>17154947
I will always think Ep7 did it
The Beato waifufags probably couldn't handle the truth

>>17155113
>is essentially all the bad parts of rika lumped together
>time and time again she expressed her wicked side by torturing, bullying and generally being a pain in the ass every single time
>not evil

[x]doubt

Where do you get the idea that she was "merely pretending" is there some line in the VN that backs this up?

>>17155135

>>17155159
Well, she does respond to that with "You think so? Being the bad guy was pretty fun." so she enjoyed what she was doing at the very least

>>17155165
Yeah, but you have to remember that to her the people she's tormenting are nothing more than fictional characters. She's just roleplaying as the villain of Umineko.

Hotarubi chapter 13 is out https://mega.nz/#F!OJU2HYgB!-lbNfZS31EUf2QXDKB8I2A

>>17155242
Thanks!

>>17155124
Chiru was mainly ruined by pandering way too hard to the Beato waifufags at the expense of Sayo, though. EP7 was the one exception where Chiru felt like it was a mystery rather than a bad BeatoxBattler fanfic.

You have been challenged by champion Lambdadelta!

>>17155941
Four of these were pretty cancerous in gen VI and Togekiss is absolutely obnoxious anytime it works, just like her.

>>17155951
That image is pretty old. If I were to change it now I'd replace Azumarill with Lele.

>>17155941
What team would Erika have?

>>17156126
The one with the highest winrate and the most broken pokemon and moves
Then she would lose because the pokemons refuse to obey her

>>17156126
Landorus-T, Rotom-W and whatever else is most popular at the moment.

>>17156126
Mega Fug

Ignoring their actual personalities and whatnot, what are some of your favorite character designs in Umineko?

Personally I'm a big fan of Eva-Beatrice's look.

>>17156280
My wife Lambda.

>>17156280
I like Ikuko's design and somewhat Featherine by extension. The way she looks in the original and PS3 sprite is a little bland, but the manga helps flesh out her expressions and personality.

>>17156280
Battler and Kinzo.

Why is dai so sexy?
Stupid sexy dai.

>>17156399
Pink dress black glove. /fa/ as fuck.

>>17157811
Ruyukishi's ham hands.

>>17155102
I like how the lolis praise the voice acting and don't say anything about the anime itself. Ryukishi knows it was garbage.

where's my lewds of seacats drawn by ryu07 himself?

>>17160360
He did draw a hilariously bad H-pic of Akiha from Tsukihime once.

>>17160377
>hilariously bad
>bad
del del del del del del
DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL

>>17160377
For some reason that reminded me of hisui
Oh well, might as well drink another night away

>>17160360
Go ask him to draw lewds for you.

>>17142915
He might have deserved it, and pic related made me smile, but in retrospect that moment was really edgy

>>17160360
https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B018K25Z2M

>>17140651
I'm pretty sure. There was a lady with him at Acen who I believe he introduced as his wife.

I'm still angry that Lambda doesn't look like a middle-aged woman who's still a virgin.

>>17162920
Mid-aged woman trying desperately hard to be <pop> and <cute>, sexually harassing Bern every step of the way?

I can see it

Pic related scared me when it first appeared

I want to tease her clit

Erika obsession with chopsticks reminds me of my old obsession with forks. Those were awkward times.

>>17165224
With chopsticks naturally.

>>17140525
your mom has a vagina

Alright guys, I'm about to start Higanbana, just a quick question beforehand, this is the correct website to get the translation right?
http://blog.spiderlilytranslations.com/
Don't wanna start reading and then realize there's a better translation out there.

>>17166038
I don't think Higanbana has multiple translations. It's not all that popular.

Just finished the first night of Higanbana
It's a miracle they have't closed that shitty school yet jesus
Also why does nobody ever post this track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av_xaxaqRFU&index=23&list=PL2614736EDC061735, I would have read this earlier if I had heard it

>>17166368
Oh yeah, Hibanbana has great melancholy music.
I also love the Higanbana OP. It's probably one of the best.

>>17142915
>How did you feel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't think the kid completely deserved it. He was awkward with people and tried his best to help, but couldn't properly communicate. Not to mention with the bullying, it complicated everything. It's weird because I also hated the kid until someone pointed this out to me. Now I'm not sure what to feel.

>>17166368
>>17167063
Is there a Higanbana OST album or do I just rip the music from the game folder?

>>17167070
>>17142915

Trap bunny boy was the coolest character from all the Higanbanawaifus to be honest.

For the punishment part I just imagined him seeing the bunnies as siesta sisters molesting him

>>17165443
Come on man, there's only so much bullshit one man can peddle.

>>17142915
3 distinct feelings

1. Is how cruel Higanbana is
2. Agreeing with Higanbana that the boy wasn't as cruel and calm as he thought he was
3. Flashbacks to my childhood and seeing myself self-insert in to the kid. I would have probably done something similar when I was younger. People tend to underestimate how much hate can build up while being bullied.

Which aunt would you fuck?

>>17170008
I'd marry Rosa.

>>17170008
Eva hands down.

>>17170008
Natsuhi makes me feel weird in my pants.

>>17170415
That's just the usual reaction to milfs.

>>17170444
Why doesn't Rosa get me hard then?

>>17170075
never post the anime, please.

>>17170008
Balls deep in Rosa.

>>17171031

>>17170008
I want to impregnate Rosa.

>>17171041
Pics like this makes me want to watch the anime but I'm not sure I should go down that road. I'm already unsure about re-watching Higurashi.

>>17171050
It's horrible at actually portraying the events of the VN, is directed as if the studio thought it was just some silly parody spinoff of Higurashi, and it makes several gigantic mistakes that ruin the entire mood of the series, but the one thing it's good for is how it presents some subtle visual clues related to the truth in a way that the VN couldn't.

Watching how Shannon behaves in EP2's Battler-perspective scenes is hilarious in hindsight, for example.

>>17171050
Watch the damedame version

>>17170987
Too crazy?

>>17171031

>>17171182
This. It'll at least be entertaining.

>>17170075
>>17171542
I didn't expect to fap this morning

>>17171963
Eva will do that to a guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3NrtGdtUs

I would do horrible things to these breasts.

>>17174457
Like what?

>>17174467
Well to name just one... I'd use them as an impromptu bowl for a banana split. After securing a ripe banana deep in her cleavage, I'd plop three scoops of ice cream on top in a line. Then I'd set about decorating the twin fleshy mounds flanking the row of chilly dessert with ornate patterns of whipped cream and drizzled chocolate syrup, finishing up the pattern with a cherry placed over each nipple. Once it's complete, I'd have her serve it to me on a silver platter...

>>17174593
Would you eat it with a spoon or by other methods?

>>17174599
No cutlery.

I'd start by slowly licking all the whipped cream and chocolate syrup off one of her breasts, starting down at the crease of the underboob and slowly working my way up and around until I reach the cherry on top. I'd take my time rolling the small fruit around in my mouth while suckling on the nipple beneath, which would no doubt be erect from the chill of the ice cream. Once the entire breast is finally clean I'd switch sides and repeat the whole process again on its twin. By the time I'm finished the ice cream in her cleavage will have melted somewhat, coating the insides of her breasts with sticky liquid. Placing a hand on each boob to steady it, I'd stick my face between the pale globes and begin lapping up the ice cream while relishing the feeling of her soft flesh squishing against my cheeks. I'd save the banana for last, letting the cream-splattered fruit remain nestled against her sternum.

>>17174651
And what are some of the other horrible things you'd do to them?

>>17174663
Interested? I've got plenty of ideas. What would you like to hear about, bath time or bedtime?

>>17174728
Bedtime first

>>17174736
Alright then.

Once night fell I would bring her to my room and have her put on some fancy lingerie. This would include an ornate front-hook bra with gold trim in the shape of the family crest, as well as some matching thong panties. Bringing her to the bed, I'd have her lie face-up with her heaving chest sticking out prominently. As I lay down beside her, I'd rest my head on one of her large boobs, letting its full weight fall on the pliable orb. Wrapping my arms around her waist, Then I'd instruct Eva to read me a bedtime story while nuzzling against the soft flesh.

>>17141721

https://youtu.be/kcell1SATL8?t=2m5s
E-Eva oba-san?!

>>17142080
>super genius
>muh small bombs

Are there any pedo characters in RGD?

Higurashi had Irie who was literally Japanese Lewis Carroll. Umineko had George I guess, but it's never really brought up. And he's a boring piece of shit. And Higanbana had two sick sadistic bastards that just happen to like them young.

Are there any lolis at all in RGD?

>>17179925
It's like you haven't seen the "Geh, you guys and your loli obssesions" that one guy keeps reposting along with his copypasted opinion of RGD

Reminder for the nerds: Sunday is Father's Day! All dads are great, mine especially, so do something nice for yours and buy something and go out.
Yes, that's an order.

>>17180544

>>17155006
Lol I just realized. The anon who was insulting you was me, I was just fucking with you. No hard feelings, right?

I could just listen to the Umineko soundtrack all day.
What's your favorite song?

>>17183981
Golden Nocturne.

>>17183981
Black Lilliana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsGr8V1Q_1U

>>17183981
I don't enjoy it that much without the context. It's fucking amazing during the VN itself, while you are immersed in the story.

The Higanbana soundtrack is pretty beautiful even out of context, though. I could listen to it all day. Especially the calm tracks, like the one at the beginning of chapter 2 or that one rarely used track that sounds like it came straight out of a Higurashi slice of life scene.

I really enjoy the "feel" of Higanbana as a whole. Its really immersive and makes you feel like a kid again. There are so many cute lolis, and the whole atmosphere is slightly depressing. When you are a preteen kid, school tends to feels like that. I really like how it's portrayed in this VN.

>>17183981
Happy Maria is hilarious.

Ride on is nostalgic as fuck, especially when it plays during the intro credits of the early episodes.

Bring the fate is extremely beautiful.

I really love those.

>>17179925
I like how the narration didn't really treat Kanamori as a bad person for liking lolis. It goes on and on about how he's a sick bastard that loves to humiliate and control his victim, but the fact that he finds lolis attractive is never treated as an actual problem.

He did something similar in the second night with that batshit insane woman. And again, he went out of his way to avoid treating the attraction itself as a problem.

If that was his real intention, I respect him even more. He's an amazing guy on top of being an extremely talented storyteller. I even find his "mediocre" writing skills kind of charming. It's a very unique style.

>>17183981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWDpCAt2LGI

>>17183981
Dead Angle
From the moment I heard it I knew.
Its such an eerie song, bringing about despair, knowing that culprit is lurking about. There exists no hope in that song. You don't know whats going to hit you. The actual witch or the shotgun. The whole song is extremely mysterious as well, letting you drown in the fact that you know nothing about what is going on, nothing about Beatrice. You are in darkness.

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160331-the-worlds-loudest-animal-might-surprise-you Higurashi is fucking loud

Reminder that Lion was ultimately irrelevant.

>>17185453
Not nice

https://bato.to/comic/_/comics/hotarubi-no-tomoru-koro-ni-r17714
Hotarubi ch 1-4 English

Holy shit

>>17187502
Isn't that just a reference to battle royale?

>>17187502
You are like a little baby
Watch this

>>17187631
>>17187862
There NEEDS to be a crossover

>>17187873
A phoenix wright crosssover makes more sense
But sadly even if it is way mre unlikely than a good Umineko anime being made the Phoenix Wright game with witch trials and a red-haired prosecutor had 0 Umineko references

Did DameDameSubs do the entire anime? An anon posted a link a while ago and I just downloaded it to watch for fun. But now I want to actually watch it, I open the folder and there's only about ten episodes in there.

>>17188445
only did 10

>>17188470
Ah, that's a shame. Still, I'm glad it exists. This seems like a fun way to spend my afternoon, since I never rewatched the anime. The only thing that would make me want to rewatch that trainwreck would be with joke subs.

Also, it's been years since I read the VN. Did Krauss really invest in a moon hotel or is that something Dame Dame came up with?

>>17188707
DUDE

>>17188790
What? I honestly don't remember, it's been so many years. I thought it was just an in-joke among Umineko fans, and these damedame subs feature a lot of in-jokes. When did they come out? Obviously they knew most if not all of the story cause there's all kinds of spoilers in there

>>17189112
I was just joking, honestly I don't quite understanding either. I only know that it was a joke and that what Krauss really did was try to turn island into a hotel resort.

>>17188707
In the VN, Krauss was tricked into investing in moon tourism by one of Mion's uncles.

>>17188707
>>17190332
>Tricked
Reminder that Krauss was right in the end.

Can we talk about how cute princess Midori is? Any straight man would love to sleep and cuddle with her, even if they don't want to fuck her.

>>17190883
It bothers me that her name means green, especially because I love her blue and white dress. That's why I simply call her Ahegao-chan.

Ryukishi must be a master pervert. Why else would he draw a preteen girl ahegaoing?

>>17188707
It really did happen. At 3:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOS9HpMzgq4

How do I go to the Golden Land

>>17191254
Become an hero

>>17191254
Just kys on the island with a servant gf (male)

>>17191278
>>17191279
Sounds fair enough. See you, guys!

how does it feel that /v/ is all over this game now and providing better content and discussion than this thread ever has

>>17167136
Just rip from the game folder. On Soulseek, there's a version of it with properly tagged tracks.

There's also a CD OST which I have, but it only has Dai's tracks. On the other hand, it also has a fair number of unused tracks.

>>17192623
go back there, loser.

>>17185460
His only contribution in the end was giving Lambda a pep talk.

>>17187502
Pretty sure that's a 999 reference. The directors are good friends.

>>17185453
He was voiced by Saber.

>>17193797
>he

>>17193943
Yes, he.

>>17193943
Lion's too cute to be a girl.

>>17194069
No pOnOs seen, no believe

>>17194115
the truth is forever hidden in Lion's pants
I hope you believe in magic anon

>>17194141
Tell that to Will. When he grabs that butt you can see Lion is turned on.

>>17194141
Schrodinger's Trap.
Until the pants are opened and their contents observed, Lion exists in a state of both male and female.

>>17188470
I've been thinking, how hard is it to sub an anime episode? I've never tried it before, but it seems like a fun side-project, turning all the episodes they didn't do into damedame.

>>17192623
>>17192780
I've seen occasional Umineko threads over there. Obviously they move a lot faster than these ones but I prefer quality over quantity. Not that these threads are always filled with quality posts, but overall there's much more shitposting on /v/ or /a/ Umineko threads

>>17151683
I want to worship Rena's ass.

Happy watanagashi to everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ymWK4d0Js

Anyone have the OST of the series?
Can't find anything since nyaa is fucking dead

>>17201793
Its in the Umineko BGM folder.

>>17201797
I'd like it in lossless format with proper tag

>>17190332
>tricked
You fail to understand the foresight Krauss has. He sees everything, but invests too early.

>>17180544
Are you shittalking about me?

>>17141721
At least Phoenix wins his cases.

i want to be lambdadelta

Man why is the final fight in Matsuriyabashi so dissappointing? That whole mountain fight was kinda dumb and then disarrming the RPG shooter with a sniper..like wtf

>>17139438
I know what you're feeling. The climax of Onikakushi in the anime doesn't even compare to the VN. I love how as soon as Rena starts following Keiichi home there's no OST until the part where he calls Oishii, just the cicadas crying.

which witch would make the best wife?

Will a better OST than Umineko's ever exist?

>>17203384
Eva Beatrice

>>17203558
>Welcome home dear
>Bakes you for dinner

I want to smash Yasu's boipucci.

>>17204158
I want to run a train on her.

Beato = L
Erika = Near

Screaming ''BEATORIIIIIIIIIICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'' feels so good

Okay, I was out for all the weekend. Did I missed something?
>>17192623
How does it feel that a huge majority of /jp/ posters also browse /v/ and probably are part of those threads as well? Judging by the style of autism I would say they are the same people.
>all over this game now
Pls, it's probably the same guy who makes these threads all the time, the same guy. Now that I think about it... maybe you are the guy, mentioning only to encourage others to go there and join the fun, hmm? I'm a professional detective.

>>17205305
>How does it feel that a huge majority of /jp/ posters also browse /v/
fuck off

>>17205343
>fuck off
back off

>>17205343
Fuckerino offerina.

>>17205351
Backerino offerina.

>>17205403
I cant think right now of any kind of original insult so ... Imagine the most terrible bad word imaginable and multiply by 10000.

>>17205434
Goerino onerina.

>>17205461
>falcon punch in the penis

>>17151683
How can Mion and the others be friends when they all have butts and they know it? Isn't that supposed to be disgusting? I am not human, and I wouldn't want to be anywhere near one of those ass-having humans.

It must be a case of cognitive dissonance. Without it, there is no way a human being could have pride or dignity. They are lowly animals with disgusting asses, even the cute girls.

How can Rena be so solemn and serious in EP6 even though she's human? She is naked under her clothes and looks silly as fuck. And everyone knows! Lewd! Embarrassing! Pathetic!

Isn't it pretty mindblowing? I want to touch Rena's armpit stubble!

Where the fuck do I get the iso for ougon musou kyoku cross? I've been searching for a while and can't find it anywhere.

>>17206946

https://pastebin.com/SJMWtg6h

You're lucky that you posted Erika and I'm in a good mood today.

>>17155242
Is there a place to get all of the chapters out so far?

>>17207395
Oh forget this. I'm retarded.

>>17203384
poppy bill
he has the devotion of most, if I put BEATRICE dress on he love me

Rose Guns Days steam release when?
Ougoun Musou Kyoku steam release when?
Higanbana steam release when?

FUCKING Trianthology and Hotarubi translations when?

>>17204640
Erika is a lot more fun than Near though, not nearly as fun as Beatrice though.

>>17209161
I can't understand why creator of Umineko and Higurashi has such small popularity.

>>17209161
Chapter 2-4 of Hotarubi were translated a few days ago

>>17209176
Because of Chiru.

>>17209398
>Ryukishi-sama
CRINGE INTENSIFIES

>>17209828
How do you refer to Ryukishi-sama, then?

>>17209842
Sperglord, and by his name, without honorifics.

>>17209853
Sperglord Ryukishi?

>>17209863
That's kinda mean considering all the hours of enjoyment he's given us.

>>17209863
Sounds good.
>>17209868
I don't owe anything to him. It was my decision to read his stuff.

>>17209874
Get out of this thread.

>>17209918
If anonymous poster tells me to get out of this thread, then I must obey and accept anonymous poster decision and leave.

>>17209176
Higurashi was more like a one-hit wonder for him. It had insane schoolgirls and killer lolis, and a lot of people were introduced to it because of the anime that played up the violence, especially outside of Japan.

>>17209957
Good. Only those who love and respect Ryukishi-sensei are allowed to post here.

>>17209962
Sperglord.

>is bothered by the fact people always mistake his gender
>keeps long hair and dresses in pink
And I'd be mad but he's inbred so it's okay

>>17209842
We had a poll on this before. The most common result was simply "Ryukishi"

>>17210184
>poll
Everyone with a little of brain can cheat.

>>17210208
Why would you rig a poll like that?

>>17210214
Evilness.

>>17210225
I don't get it. What's so evil about voting 'Ryukishi' as the most popular name?

>>17210231
shutup

>>17210245
O-ok.

Out of the seven stakes, which would you prefer to be gouged by? And where?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKigqGFe3Ks

>>17210267
Beelzebub in my anus.

>>17210267
None.

Aunts

>>17210467
Kyrie did nothing wrong

>>17210467
Used goods

>>17210500
Were these her true feelings? I heard a rather interesting argument that claimed Kyrie may have been intentionally acting evil to Eva. She figured that if she died, she didn't want her Ange to be mistreated by Eva, so she made Eva think her daughter was just another victim of hers.

>>17210787
I like the theory that she was doing mind tricks so that Eva would let her guard down better.

>>17210267
Better yet, which stake would you gouge and where?

>>17210794
Well if so she failed pretty badly. Or maybe that's just because her gun was loaded with blanks.

>>17210467
Which of the aunts was the best wife? For Rosa, imagine a what if scenario
Which was the best mother?

>>17210808
Eva for both cases.

>>17210814
Agreed. If not her, then Kyrie.

>>17210808
Natsuhi and Eva.
Natsuhi is red-approved pure maiden and Eva raised a successful son despite his questionable tastes.

>tfw Sayo is the most relatable character for me out of anything ever
Is there any hope for me in life or should I just go to the Golden Land?

>>17211179
So you're a lonely guy with a half-penis, identity disorder and imaginary friends? Killing yourself seems fine. I mean, whatever you do with your life is your decision, and it's not like you have any use in a relationship. A dude without a penis sounds gross after all, and sex is important even if some people doesn't like to openly admit it. To the Golden land you go.

>>17210184
I remember that poll, yeah. I like to call him Ryu-chan out of affection, not meaning any disrespect.
Also stop replying to that obvious troll who's only trying to shit over the thread like a little kid.

"In the Magic: The Gathering card game. In the game's original metanarrative, the players are godlike wizards called planeswalkers; your deck is all the spells in your memory, while your hand is what spells you've brought to mind right at that moment. Instant and sorcery spells go to the graveyard after being cast, and every turn you draw one (or more, depending on game variant and/or whether you play certain spells that turn) card from the library, constantly changing up your current power set. "

>>17210588
>>>/a/utism

I encode Naraku no Hana to flash. My tv crashes

>>17210588
>>>/a/utism

What do you guys think about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNMcn16UB2k

>>17212283
Actors are cute. But those subtitles make me question my sanity.

>>17212283

>>17212283
Cringe-worthy but kinda fun.

It's been a while since a thread lasted two-and-a-half weeks.
Should we make another thread? Or just let it die like that one anon said and stop making these generals. There's obviously not much to talk about.

NEW THREAD

>>17214200
>>17214200
>>17214200
>>17214200

I refuse to let Umineko die on /jp/.

>>17209161
>Rose Guns Days steam release when?
>Ougoun Musou Kyoku steam release when?
>Higanbana steam release when?

Well, realistically all these are gonna have to come after the Higurashi and Umineko steam releases are finished.