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It's that time again.

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It's raining outside... C-can I come in?

>> No.1712788

>>1712786
No, you probably smell like a wet dog.

>> No.1712789

FUCK YEAH *grabs dick*

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>>1712788

Eh?! H--how do you...?

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I don't stink like a dog! Just smell my armpit! See?

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I... I'll just go somewhere else then...

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How dare you make a Reimu thread right as I go to sleep!!?! THIS BETTER STILL BE HERE WHEN I WAKE UP!

>> No.1712838

>>1712824
Just put away your dick and go to sleep.

>> No.1712951

There is a girl in one of my history classes at uni who always wears sleeveless shirts and have the sexiest armpits I have ever seen. I would do anything to just smell and kiss and lick them for even just ten seconds.

>> No.1712961

>>1712951

Go for it. Devote all of your time and money to courting her until she's smitten enough to let you have your way with her pits.

Savor the moment, then dump her.

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>>1712951

Just ask, spineless faggot.


>>1712961

I'd do the same to Reimu. Through money and elaborate psychological play, I'd make her become addicted to me.
And then, when she won't be able to live without me, I'll fuck her for the last time, and discard her like a dirty rag.

>> No.1713294

>>1712993

Well, I'm certain that you would have no problem approaching a girl you have never spoken to and ask that, right?

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>>1713294

Why would I? Bah, if I don't know her, it's even better. Observing people's reactions is fun in itself, and think what would happen if she agreed.
You've nothing to lose and a lot to gain. Even if she freaks out at such a question, why would you regret it? Of course, it's a lost chance to lick her armpits, but if you've never even spoken with her, I don't suppose it would hurt you if it stayed that way because of your excess, now am I mistaken? To repeat myself, you have nothing to lose.

>> No.1713347

>>1712993

You disgust me.

>> No.1713355

>>1712993

You disgust me.

>> No.1713361

>>1712993

You disgust me.

>> No.1713374

>>1713361
What about me? Do I disgust you?

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>>1713361


People are not equal, my dear whore. Some are born superior to the others, and some are born simply to become an entertainment for those of higher breed. Conquering Reimu would be a marvelous game, a game worthy of my strategic mind. But she's not someone I'd like to devote my life to. Not with that kind of personality. Although it IS the factor that makes her an interesting character, and appealing to my need of challenge, it would also make living with her a nightmare.

Unless, of course, I turn her into a dog. A meek slave, crawling on the floor, BEGGING me to pay attention to her, to touch her, to violate her in every manner possible.

Now then, dear whore, accept the call. We all do have such thoughts in us, but to acknowledge it is the greatest challenge.
Accept them.
And learn to love them.

>> No.1713409

>>1713388 sounds like the sort of fag that reads Rand

>> No.1713413

I forgot what's the point of this thread.

>> No.1713414

>>1713374
no
You disgust me!!

>> No.1713427

>>1713413
Attention whore thread. Keep walking. And yes, I am aware of the irony of my comment.

>> No.1713424

>>1713388
You're silly.

>> No.1713433

>>1713427
At least you admit that all tripfags are attention whores.

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>>1713409
>Rand

Rand... what? Research ANd Development? Ayn Rand? Robotech? Atton Rand?

I've no idea what you're talking about.

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Armpits.

>> No.1713449

Reimu sucks

>> No.1713448

Hey! Hey Yaffy~

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>>1713449

You wish.

>>1713448

What do you want.

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She's taking out her pads. Damn bitch sometimes forgets to put on the sarashi.

>> No.1713464

>>1713454
I want my screwdriver-based comment.

>> No.1713468

>>1713454
So hostile~

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God, why do I even like this bitch?

>> No.1713478

ITT YAF's issues.

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>>1713464

You can jam your screwdriver-based comment up your screwdriver-penetrated ass.

>>1713468

Don't you tilde me, young man.

>> No.1713483

>>1713471
tsundere

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>>1713471
Perhaps you are weaker for her than you might think..

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She's watching me fapping and I'm not happy about it at all.

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STARING FROM MY COMPUTER'S SCREEN

>> No.1713495

Hey YAF you son of a bitch! When will you upload that ReiMAN folder of yours?

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I wonder if I'm giving her nightmares by doing this.

>> No.1713504

>>1713479
wah

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WHOOPS

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>>1713495

You mean this?

>>1713504

You are not Giddy.

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>>1713495

I guess I can start now.

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>>1713516

Oops, sorry guys, wrong file.

>> No.1713522

>>1713513
Is that so~

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EVEN IN MY OWN PRIVATE ROOM SHE STILL SEES EVERYTHING

SEES EVERYTHING

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>>1713521

Oh man, what's wrong with me today.

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>>1713525

I guess I'll just...

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>>1713528

Wait a moment, what's this doing here, I swear I didn't--

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I blame you, /jp/.

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>>1713522

I'm afraid I don't know Giddy's trip by heart, sorry.

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>>1713524


AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH

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I SWEAR I'LL DONATE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU... YOU... YOU GRUMPY MIKO YOU

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I... I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE!

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I DON'T... Don't...

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... don't...

>> No.1713571

>>1713528

Disgusting penor or foul vodka-smelling muff.
Neither upgrade nor downgrade.

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... don't... don't leave me, Reimu...

>> No.1713581

>>1713513
Rapidshit it. Now!

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I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry, okay?

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I'm sorry, so... Don't leave me... Please...

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I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...

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I... I think I love you, Reimu.

I think I love you....

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>>1713571


You think vodka smells bad? Try smelling gin.


>>1713581

It will take some time... My upsteam sucks.

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>>1713613

Of course I meant ''upstream''. Damn typos.

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>>1713613

Nothing smells good mixed with enough lube.

>> No.1713647

>>1713635
You would know, wouldn't you slut?

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>>1713635


What about cat sweat? Would cat sweat smell good mixed with lube?

>> No.1713664

You must be feeling lonely posting in a thread for hours all by youself. Here, let me offer you some sage, tripfag.

>> No.1713667

>>1713650

I don't know, you go ahead and try. I'll be waiting over somewhere else.

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Disregard that, just remembered cats don't sweat.

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>>1713684

Man, you're slow.

>> No.1713718

>>1713513
Don't tell me you use Nowy Folder for general porn too.

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>>1713718

No, I just threw that in and forgot to change the name.

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