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Good morrow, MONGRELS ^___^ I’m Gilgamesh and I'm the unquestionable king @_____@ of heroes <3 and one adores Gates of Babylon!!! Alright so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my eternal life when I met my hot waifu Saber!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I traversed onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ WHAT LUCK, TO MEET SUCH A DELIGHTFUL LADY ON SUCH A DREARY NIGHT !!!!!” I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!
she looked at me [:3] and then she saw how awesome the king of heroes was *___* she grabbed my gauntlet and winked ~w^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE TEA AND CRUMPETS!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw an atrocious underserving mongrel watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “SHIROU YOU MONGREL, THIS IS MY WENCH WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH RIN CAUSE KING ARTURIA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then Saber held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her fortress and engaged in CG dragon dueling all night long and made enough mana to destroy the entire surrounding mongrel populace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<)

>> No.1708546

/jp/ - copypasta

>> No.1708548

femanon of /jp/

>> No.1708555

You're boring OP.

>> No.1708550

>>1708548
Yes?

>> No.1708561
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>> No.1708564

>>1708550
i love you?

>> No.1708573
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>> No.1708581
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>>1708564
D-do you really?

>> No.1708584

>>1708581
*pie in the face*
YOUR NII NII IS DEAD HAWW HAWW

>> No.1708594

>>1708581
Man, I say "I love you" in every fucking thread. Don't act so surprised.

>> No.1708595
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1708595

Don't try to be me, one of me already shits /jp/ up plenty enough as it is, bro.

>> No.1708597

>>1708581
No, you are a slut.

>> No.1708615
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>>1708597

>> No.1708617

>>1708581
I would love you, but I dont know where you went

>> No.1708631
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>>1708615
Wanting several men to love you is slutty.

>> No.1708637

>>1708631
I like the way you worded that.

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>>1708631
>>1708597

>> No.1708643

>>1708631
And you aren't?

>> No.1708649
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is kohaku but u can call me t3h m4g1C4l @mb3r <3!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im xx years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch flcl w/ my sister (im a twin if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes not as random as me but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h m4g1C4l @mb3r <3~*

>> No.1708651

>>1708649
but kohaku isnt magical amber so yea

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>>1708649
Omg hai ^___^ I'm Archer and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ swords <3 and my favs are bakuya and kansho!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my past self!! >_______________< OMFGZ HE WAS SUCHHHH A FREAKIN BAKA IN PERSON!!! Supa baka desu!!!!!!!! When I walked onto school grounds -____-* I looked up and saw... SHIROU!!!!!!!!! </////////////////////////////////////////////////33333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA BAKA SHIROU!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then he saw how strong I am *___* he looked startled and ran away into the school building o_o and when I found him he was all covered in blood!!!!!! [OMG!!! IT LOOKED LIKE SPAGETTHI DINNER WITHOUT SPAGETTHI !!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then my baka master, rin, came in and told me to follow lancer while she brought him back to life!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (O_O);;;;;] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY PAST SELF, WHY DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT HIM BECAUSE IM GOING TO KILL HIM!!! (ｷ ｷ )" then shirou stared at me furiously >______< and said that this was the only path and he had no regrets!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his Ilya痴 castle and fought all night long!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

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>>1708643

>> No.1708695

┐(´ー｀)┌

>> No.1708723

AND I DON"T WANT TO BE AN OLD MAN ANYMORE
IT"S BEEN A YEAR OR TWO SINCE I WAS OUT ON THE FLOOR
SHAKIN BOOTY, MAKIN SWEET LOVE ALL THE NIGHT
IT"S TIME I GOT BACK TO THE GOOD OL' LIFE


IT"S TIME I GOT BACK

IT"S TIME I GOT BACK

AND I DON"T EVEN KNOW HOW I FELL OFF THE TRACKS

IT"S TIME I GOT BACK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

(chorus)

>> No.1708730

=w=

>> No.1708731

Why are all of the "girls" in /jp/ such sluts?

>> No.1708734

>>1708686
And point proven

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>>1708734

>> No.1708757

>>1708550
>>1708747
What do you two look like in real life? I'd really like to know. Also, would you ever consider going out with a /jp/ Anon?

>> No.1708766

>>1708757
I'm a brunette with a healthy chest.

>>would you ever consider going out with a /jp/ Anon?
Only if it's another woman.

>> No.1708771

>>1708731
Because the only motivation to pretend to be a girl is to cause reactions, and slutty girls cause more reaction. Especially when they deny being slutty. Seriously, just try "accidentally" slipping out the fact that you're a girl who knows men. The results won't be pretty.

>> No.1708774

>>1708766
>Only if it's another woman.
What if I let my loli imouto join in?

>> No.1708801
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>>1708766
Aw fuck, I know who you are.

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>>1708651
>I'm a brunette with a healthy chest.

>> No.1708819

>>1708747
Meh, dying is overrated, but I think it would suit you well.

>> No.1708856

>>1708766
Rita!?

>> No.1708874

>>1708801
M-moar of this artist's stuff ?

>> No.1708912

sage

>> No.1708952

Just to piss people off.

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>>1708952
That's not very nice.

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