/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

Lactation is a top tier. Especially on a species that normally shouldn't be able to.

>>17074851
I'm just imagining multiple clans of elves ending up owing you a debt for saving them, and despite you telling them it isn't necessary, they all give you a beautiful Elf around your age to "take out your beastly desires on."
>The ceremony is short but emotional.
>Elves hugging the chosen ones and saying goodbye as they set off with you.
>One the first night, they seem confused that you aren't raping them.
>They aggressively goad you into fucking them but seem almost disappointed that you're being gentle and loving with them.
>One of them feeds you something and suddenly you're consumed by lust as your dick stiffens like a rod of lewd iron.
>As they scream in despair (pleasure) you start to wonder if a few of the tears shed were of jealousy.
Elves are cute the way they can't be honest with their fetishes.

>>17074850
Precisely. I'd love having one ride my face while the others jockey for my dick. To be forcibly rapid by it, of course.

x is best girl

>>17074861
I want a yandere sea bishop. A bishop whose love is as deep and vast as the ocean, and having her own secret cave is a bonus.
>>17074865
I think I'd agree. A SB, sahuagin, and lizardgirl all would equally benefit from this.

>>17074869
I don't think I would be able to control myself around Elves if they constantly tempted me into rough sex.

What species of monster would your motherhave been?

>>17074831
Bunch of casuals who don't know the enlightenment of getting raped by dark elves

>>17074884
But Dark Elves are the best Elves to rape!

>>17074880
Harpy. :^)

>>17074842
I'll be sure to remind her how much of a perverted, meaty breeding bitch she is. I'll give something that shows everyone she meets that she's my slutty semen tank momster. A wedding ring

>>17074877
>/fit/ Wood Elf who always tries to give your rough sloppy blowjobs.
>Bottom Heavy Snow Elf who loves it when you shoot your warm cum deep inside her.
>Busty Dark Elf who gets all weird and drooly when you struggle beneath her.
>Ditzy long legged Valley Elf who just loves Sumata and the feeling of your cum splattering all over her stomach.
>Curvy Drow who acts like she doesn't love the color contrast of your cum all over her midnight blue tits.
>Chubby High Elf who acts like a spoiled princess until you stick your dick in her ass and she turns into an ahegaoing buttslut.
Elves are lewd!

>>17074902
meant to quote >>17074850

>>17074884
>>17074889
>You'll never trick a Dark Elf into thinking she's the one in charge despite the fact that she cooks, cleans, and lets you tie her up and shove your cock up her ass

>>17074880
Now this is a question that really fires up my thinkerator.

>>17074903
Can... can I have all of them?

>>17074912
ye

>>17074915
I must find the secret drink of the Elves that gives me the stamina to satisfy every last one of them!

>>17074902
You'd better make sure to impregnate her first time anon. No stopping until she's got a baby in her!
She'll handle the money anon, you don't have to finish school. You can drop out if you want. Just spend all the time you can fucking her.

>>17074920
The drink is Elven breast milk.

>>17074920
I think it's viagra

>>17074938
Gulp.

>>17074921
Oh, she'll get pregnant alright. The fertility drugs I've been slipping her, along with the ones she's been taking on her own, will make sure of that. But I'm keeping up with school. She may be content with us fucking all the time, but I'm gonna become successful and make her proud. Then I'll wreck her naughty pussy come graduation day.

No matter what it looks like, what your Kikimora maid does to your new Elven maid slave isn't hazing, it's training.
Reward them both with a good, hard assfucking.

>>17074889
That's like me saying that large mice are the best mice for sleep sex.
>>17074907
I mean you get cooking and cleaning as part of it anyways, its not like they don't take care of you. Though it does make me want to see someone trying to fuck a dom monster girl only for her to outdo him even laying back.

>>17074941
Drink up and then pump all those tight elven wombs full!

>>17074942
This is how you get permanent heart pupils on the lewd momster.

口裂け女

>>17074962
What's that? Four days?

Around elves, what yourselves.

>>17075019
What?

>>17075020
I think he means that you have to be ready to ask "What?" repeatedly in response to Elves being prone to raping themselves with your dick.

>>17075025
I'm going to break a brown elf by giving her gentle consensual lotus while making regular checks to see if she's comfortable. And it involves a whole lot of pure love.

>>17075025
Why are elves so weird?

What is the most erotic part of a woman and why is it the navel?

>>17075028
Vile. What happened to pushing down your elf and raping her insensate?

>>17074861
I'm saving myself for marriage. Can she support the lifestyle to which I've become accustomed?

>>17075033
Because they're a bunch of sexually repressed nerds.

A man jamming his tongue into a monster girl's ass is considered a formal greeting in MGC.

There is literally nothing wrong with liking lilims

>>17074944
But I don't want to interfere with the training. Until it's finished, the elf could watch the Kiki get rewarded at most.

>>17075077
In of itself, no.
Real problems arise when you think it's a good idea to make up your own, though.

>>17075075
Is it now?

>>17075088
Yes.
It's how you, the sole male employee, are expected to greet your Anubis boss who is just observing social customs and is definitely not growing increasingly desperate due to the severe lack of men in the city.

>>17075075
What would a man jamming his tongue into a monster girl's bellybutton be considered?

>>17075097
But how long are you supposed to do it? Is it a one time daily thing or every time she comes around? Is it rude to grab onto her cinnamon buns for leverage?
This is not standard protocol.

>>17075058
But what happened to gentle sex!

>>17074861
>tfw no Otohime momster

>>17075112
But anon, gentle sex with an elf is too lewd!
It might force her to confront the fact that she might actually like, or even love you!

>>17075110
Until she climaxes.
Every time you see her.
As long as your face stays buried in her ass, the rest of you is free to do whatever.

This is very standard and not at all an attempt to get you to ask her for sex, because a greeting is just a greeting and a supervisor attempting to start a sexual relationship with one of her employees is improper.

>>17075075
Even with other people's young daughterus? Even with your own young daughterus?

>>17075119
Perfect

>>17075127
Especially with those anon.

>>17075124
I get the feeling this particular secludedog is abusing her position for her own satisfaction. But hey, if she insist it's standard practice, it must be. Almost a pity this peculiar greeting doesn't allow the underling to slide his dick right into the cute, quivering anus of his Anubis boss once it's properly spit-lubed while she's still coming down from her climax.

>>17075127
Anon, please. Daughterus shouldn't be lewded, especially their butts.

>>17075127
This is why I don't take my daughterus to MGC.

>>17075127
Personally, I'd only do that with my own daughteru and only because she and her mother mother would already be doing it as they're Kobolds. Also only if she wanted it.

>>17075127
>visit an old friend from college
>take waifu and daughteru with you
>he nonchalantly kneels behind your daughteru, pulls her panties down and starts enthusiastically tonguing her tiny asshole
Yeah no, my dude. That sounds awful.

>>17075158
No, I'm pretty sure Kobolds don't normally eat each other's ass out at length.

>>17075165
Dogs sniff each other's butts don't they?

>>17075145
You can try if you want, but she'd pull your dick out for you and guide it right in in order to give you a proper demonstration of what inappropriate behavior looks like.
She'd also be willing to give your a refresher on said demonstration as often as you needed it. Remember, this is strictly a professional relationship, but sometimes an employee needs to be shown exactly what constitutes unprofessional behavior. Repeatedly. Forever. Also you should probably just move in with her because you'd be able to carpool and she'd be able to remind you exactly what actions are improper at any time instead of just at work.

>>17075165
Not him but dogs smelling each other's butts is a real thing.

>>17075166
>>17075169
Operative word: sniff.

>>17075165
It's just an escalation of sniffing anon, the poor girls can't help themselves after they've started. They love sniffing each other so much too, just like they love sniffing me!

>>17075167
Sound like she's really dedicated to maintaining proper workplace conduct, even if it means sacrificing her own free time. What a great boss. I'd gladly learn about avoiding all sorts of faux pas with her help, though I'd be worried her butt might suffer adverse effects form performing too many demonstrations. Not to mention concerns if it ever gets to lessons on unsafe vaginal sex with one's superior and dealing with the resulting pregnancy.

>>17075178
Your Kobolds are broken.

>>17074861
Wait until she hears that my actual mother had a psychotic breakdown as a kid and has crazy delusions about everything.

>Ara ara, you're so smitten with me!
>Well, you don't think I'm a soulless monster who secretly thinks of everyone like disposable tools. Or that you're psychic and can predict the future.
>Uhh, that sounds... Did you have a troubled childhood?
>No, I got almost all As and never did drugs. She just had issues. I turned out great though.

She wouldn't know how to react.

>>17075283
I used to think I was a psychic. Course I was drugged up on a bunch of experimental meds so it wasn't too crazy, if you think about it. I probably would have grown out of it quicker if my paranoia didn't wind up being right so often. I swear I thought my family was using codewords to badmouth me behind my back, so I yelled at them. When I calmed down, and realized that had to be insane, I explained why I had freaked out, only to be met with confirmation that that was exactly what they were doing. This is why I was on those fucking meds

>17074390
>absolute nightmare of MGQ
but thats what im saying, unless you're an adventurer going out looking for trouble non of the fucked up shit is really going to happen to you there.

>>17074865
That reminds me that I should start writing the Lich lactation story I've been planning.

Why are CCs so attracted to barely legal boys?

>>17075482
They want to get revenge on young boys like the ones that rejected them when they were unpopular schoolgirls. That's why you should make an effort to befriend that gloomy, rail-thin girl with coke bottle glasses and double braids. You just might save a shota from brutal rape a couple of decades down the line.

>>17075482
So they can raise them to like their new wives specifically.

>>17075482
They get twisted tastes from years without emotional or sexual contact and get attracted to young members of the opposite sex as cute fuses with lewd in their mind.

>>17075482
Is it wrong that I want a tubby tanuki to develop a crush on me and spend an inordinate amount of time finding out what girls I like?

>>17075496
>>17075487
Would you be okay with your son bringing home a CC alp demon? You have to explain what an alp is to him.
>inb5 disown him

>>17075498
>Hires a Ratotaskyr to find out what you like
>Squirrel notes the types of girls you like, passing those notes onto the Tanuki.
>Staring at busty girls? Tanuki will drink holst milk till her bust outclasses them all.
>Bottom heavy girl? She's going to get an alchemist with the right potions to give her a huge rear.
>Muscles? She'll start lifting till she's built like a brickhouse.
>Pudge? She starts sneaking in extra snacks and desserts.

>>17075511
>Hires a Ratotaskyr to find out what you like
>she just writes down yandere and a a bunch of other stuff and pockets the cash
>you wake up tied to a radiator.

>>17075496
>They get twisted tastes from years without emotional or sexual contact
This is why yanderes need to get waifu'd at a young age. You need to let them experience sex while they still think hugging is good foreplay and the lotus position the best sex. You shouldn't let them get twisted to the point they'll start facefucking little boys and trampling on their dicks before brutally draining their balls in the amazon position.

>>17075513
>Let's see.....Big boobs, yanderes, thigh high stockings and....Nah, she won't buy that, we need to add that he has some REAL crazy things to make it genuine....
>Strongfat! That'll do it!
>That sweet, sweet money will be mine!
>Anon wakes up to a strongfat tanuki in naught but thigh highs and with breasts that would put a holst to shame.
>He's also chained to the radiator despite the fact that the room didn't have one.

>>17075509
It really depends on the caliber of CC alp demon. Does she own a business, or work a well paying job?

>>17075509
>CC alp demon
Oh my god she'd call me Daddy-O wouldn't she.

>>17075522
>strongfat tanuki in naught but thigh highs and with breasts that would put a holst to shame
Disgusting. I'll tell her I find her ugly!

>>17075522
That sounds like a lot of work. Why not just describe the Tanuki herself?

>>17075525
And she'll tell you that you're just playing hard to get while making crazy eyes.

She's going to go full yan until you love her, at which point she'll downgrade to slightly yan

>>17075529
I'll tell her she's fat and that I'd be embarassed in being seen outside with her!

>>17075527
Because she'd be expecting that!
Thats why she's gotta make something up!

That or describe what she is just with a few minor changes.

>>17075531
Oh anon.
WhO SaID yOu ArE gOiNG oUTsiDE?

>>17075523
She is the warden of MGC's largest maximum security prison. Your son was walking home after school and he ended up catching her eye.

How would you stop a monster from being evil?

>>17075535
I'd tell her I'll sooner waste away and stop eating until I become a vegetable, than love fat living garbage like her!

>>17075545
>>17075545
Don't worry anon, she's got science!
And a mindflayer!

>>17075544
whycontainit.jpeg

>>17075544
I bonk her on the head.

>>17075549
In my final moments of lucid thinking I'll tell her that she may forcibly change my psyche, but she'll never have the man she really fell in love with, and her lover will be just an empty puppet, nothing like the real thing! She'll think she won't care but the thought will haunt her forever and every time she looks into my now empty eyes she'll doubt herself!

>>17075542
Sounds like a stable job position, and she's a highly responsible person in charge of an important place. I don't see anything wrong with it, since it'd be legal in MGC, as long as son was into her too. I'd just challenge her to go one year without doing anything more sexual than a hug on the couch. If she has the willpower to go to that length for him, and he doesn't get bored, then perfect.

>>17075564
Nigga the moment you look around to grab a cupboard she'll have your son balls deep into her.

>>17075524
>tall CC alp demon saying "babe" "daddy-o" with black sclera on.
I just can't take her seriously.

>>17075544
Feed her a Bacon toastie
Foxes love bacon toastie's

>>17075566
Well, time to hand my son a couple of raging shrooms and tell him to eat them before stepping into her place. We'll see what happens after that.

>>17075544
Personally, I wouldn't stop her. Mayadere a best.

I want to infiltrate a Chaos cult and become the top disciple of their abominable goddess. When she incarnates on Earth to remake it in her image, I'll bring her avatar to the nicest hot springs resort in the world, hidden deep in the rainforest.

There I'll pamper her relentlessly, feeding her the most delicious dishes imaginable between bathing her in the hot, mineral-rich waters and taking her for hikes in the foothills above the springs. Every night I'd play with her until she was exhausted, and then gently tend to the unholy needs of all her horrorifices.

Slowly she'd become a depraved hikky-NEET princess. Her endless rows of razor-sharp teeth on her three mandibles would only dig into delicious grilled fish by day and my face by night. Every morning she would awaken with ever so slightly less drive to conquer the world. At first she'd barely concede to taking a warm morning bath because she was left clammy after the night's activities, but after a few months she'd wake me up in the morning to take her to the baths. The useless human sperm that I'd flood her tentacle nest with every night would eventually succeed in combining with her otherwordly eggs.

In the centuries that followed, our unholy spawn would come to populate the hot springs and turn them into a thriving tourist resort. Couples from all over the world would come to bathe in the purple, swirling waters that "let even a goddess and a human fulfill their love" and pay to visit the innermost, ancient chamber where she locked us in time when my time had almost come. They'd swoon at the sight of my frail body intermingling with her fetid, writhing mass of flesh. Some couples would visit us again on their 50th anniversary, and be delighted to see that I had completed the thrust I had just begun on their honeymoon.

>>17075551
Becuse she wants to end all humanity?
>>17075553
>Nobody considers just bonking the evil fox
>Now she wants the man thats not afraid of her as a husband

>>17075555

>>17075555
Honestly it sounds like whatever or whoever she ends up with would be an improvement.
She'd be doing the world a favor.

>>17075555
But anon, she has you and will soon have little tanukis on the way!

The state you're in doesn't matter, just having you is enough

How good are Kitsunes at cuddling? Is it enough to cure my sleeping issues and reach high comfy levels?

>>17075605
You will sleep all night while sniffing and cuddling her tails, but she'll sleeping rape you several times and you'll still be tired and drained in the morning.

>>17075611
>Sleep fucking me several times.
>Gently enough that I don't wake up, but hard enough that I'm worn out in the morning.

I'm going to marry her immediately. Will she at least take responsibility and lay in bed with me after making me so tired, infusing me with Demonic Energy while we cuddle until I'm awake enough to start the day?

Butts, legs, boobs. What is most important to you out of these three things?

>>17075626
Butts.

>>17075626
Bellybuttons.

>>17075626
I'd really like to fuck that Cheshire Girl until her tongue is lolling out, her ass is red, and her pussy is throbbing from cumming so many times.

Then I'll dump her twitching, pleasure-ridden body on the table at a tea party.

>>17075617
She'll finally fall asleep at 5 am and cling to you so hard that you'll have to struggle to get up and leave for work.

>>17075626
LEGS
Legs and for intercrural and stomping, my fetishes.

>>17075544
>When your Dark Mage goes evil
>You still love her though

>>17075626
BUNDA

>>17075652
>>When your Dark Mage goes evil
I'll tie her to the bed and rape her relentlessly while crying and begging her to go back to normal.

>>17075626
Belly

>>17075642

>Sorry boss. I can't come to work today.
>Why not?
>My Inari wife fell asleep three hours ago, and she's clinging to me really hard.
>You're not coming to work because your wife is cuddling with you?
>She has nine tails. Two of them are ether jerking me off or pushing me inside her at any time, and the others are holding me against her body. When I try to leave, she pulls me closer and leglocks me.
>I married an Ushi-Oni. Good luck.

>>17075660
That's not how it works
You also have bad taste

>>17075675
I'm showing her how much I love her and how much her evilness hurts me. Eventually she'll repent and we can be together and happy again.

>>17075679
You are her familiar. You must follow her.

>>17075663
>Boss always sits in his wife's pedipalp lap at work
>Sometimes she gets bored during long meetings, spins him around and cuddlerapes him
>Everyone has to watch awkwardly as boss gets brutally cuddled and forced to ejaculate inside her
>It's always scary how hard she hugs his face into her bust
>He looks like he might suffocate in there

>>17075682
If i have to follow her, I'll cunttease her until she gives up her evil ways. I won't even hug her as long as she's a villain.

>>17075626
Legs: Great, but unnecessary (see all species with monstrous bottom halves
Boobs: Great, but unnecessary (see all lolis and flat chested species)
Butts: Great and absolutely necessary

Butts win, anyone who says otherwise is way too narrow minded

>>17075626
I gotta go with some nice legs.

>>17075691
She will just mindbreak you into an obedient familiar.

>>17075657
You wouldn't fuck a mentally challenged doraf's ass.

>>17075626
Butts. Youcan't not love buts and most of the time they aren't retarded size tits.

>>17075702
Then she'll cry at night while raping the mindless husk that she turned me into to be evil.

I want a pudgy, oppai loli, Cheshire sidekick as I go on adventures in wonderland!

>>17075703
I wouldn't fuck any part of a doraf under any circumstance.

>>17075626
Boobs, without a doubt.

>>17075730
I would only fuck a doraf's vagina and only unprotected.

>>17075728
Sorry, they're out of stock. Our assortment is vast however, so we have several replacements.

>CC wurm who won't stop walking on you naked in your room
>OCD kikimora with an obsession for creampies in odd numbers
>loli anubis with a love for cosplay
>teen genki ushi-oni twins

Which will you choose?

>>17075626
For me the answer is... ASS!

>>17075741
....Are the Ushis soft or hard?
Can I take multiples?

>>17075746
>Are the Ushis soft or hard?
They're gonna rape you as hard anyway

>>17075758
>>17075758
Oh I know, I just want to know their physiques

>>17075741
>>OCD kikimora with an obsession for creampies in odd numbers
I want to bully her with even-numbered creampies.

>Don't be scared~
>I just want to hug you~

>>17075746
>....Are the Ushis soft or hard?
They're twins. One is a fit tomboy, the other is soft and plump.

>>17075770
She'll just keep fucking you until you cum once more.

>more Drossel confirmed
NICE

>>17075778
And then I'll just fuck her again. Sooner or later she'll be too exhausted and ahegao'd to rape me anymore and I'll make sure the tally marks make it very clean we did it exactly 16 times.

>>17075778
Excellent, I'll take then through a myriad of adventures through wonderland!
May see if I can get the /fit/ one to be effected by the muscled wonderland and the soft one by tubby wonderland

>>17075626
Those damn monster girls really know how to tempt me

>>17075695
This is exactly right.

Legs aren't necessary as proven by lamias. Breasts aren't necessary because lolis are sexy. Nice butts are always necessary.

>>17075786
>Anon ends the adventure with an extra soft and extra muscled pair of Ushi twins

Best part is the Genki on top of all that.

>>17075775
Redcaps are bad because of how they trap you in an abusive relationship
First they rape you and get you physically addicted to their monster pussy
Then they show you their lovely whitecap side and get you emotionally addicted to it
Then they go back to redcap, beat you up and violently rape you
At that point you're unable to leave her because you love her too much so you have to endure all her abuse

>>17075826
The answer is you keep them so cumstuffed they never leave deredere mode

>>17075826
Just get good and beat her up instead. That or tie her up while she's white.

>>17075626
Ass.

I heard if you suck on a Lilim's tail, a magic mayonnaise will come out!

>>17075882
Did you know that some lonely demons and succubi suck their own tails at night?

>>17075882
>a Lilim will never plant her fat ass on your face and force you to eat her out

>>17075882
Mark my words I'm going to become a Lilim's butler

>>17075882
Wingjobs.
I'd paint her leathery membranes white, if you know what I mean.

This is how I'm going to meet my Inari Waifu.

>>17074861
Elven momsters you say?

>>17075931
there are surtain things that are to lewd for this board even with spoiler warning

>>17075942
>surtain
How the fuck can you even misspell it like that? Iron-Beast is that you?

>>17075944
Don't bully iron beast.

>>17075944
He is not Iron beast
But am I really that bad?

>>17075952
Too many "their" and "your" instead of "there" and "you're" m8. You desperately need a spell-check.

>>17075977
Slut.

>>17075941
Those damn lewd elves. They can't keep getting away with this!

>>17075977
Good kitty.

>>17075979
Rude.

Many Ratatoskrs got frozen solid to give you this pic

>>17075979
who

>>17075200
That's just not true anon.

>>17075990
I'm sure someone will be find them and warm them up. With their bodies. And dicks.

>>17075990
I will gladly be their cuddle slut till they are warm again

>>17075991
That guy.

I bet he fell so easy for the mofu trap. Such a slut for mofu.

>>17075959
I have a grammar checker but it doesn't work half the time

>>17076003
There is literally nothing wrong with being a mofu slut.

I love my waifu!

>>17075990
Stop posting pictures of my Waifu! There's a reason she kept freezing everyone who tried to take a picture of this.

>>17076008
And she loves you too. I bet she's a real cutie.

Does any of you like Game of Thrones?

>>17075931
Foxes make for the best shy vanilla girls

>>17076009
I wonder how the snow Kingdom will react to seeing a picture of their queen like that

BIG

>>17076015
The really great ones transcend regular beauty and look like girls straight out of a painting. I'd love to fall asleep cuddling one. I'd feel safer than I ever have in my life.

>>17076019
HUSBAND SNIFFIN'

>>17076008
Your waifu is to damn cute. You need to stop, you might get a heart attack.

>>17076019
Tall + flat + tights is absolute perfection.

>>17076023
CUDDLE BUGIN'

>>17076016
Probably with surprise. They got used to seeing their queen being cold and expressionless so they never thought she is capable of smiling.

>>17076028
NOPAN WEARIN'

>>17076019
Girls are olev!

>>17076036
HAND HOLDIN'

>>17076043
FINGER SUCKIN'

>>17075990
Ice Queens deserve privacy
How are they supposed to be the respected ruler of the snow lands when bratty squirrels post pictures of them displaying affection to their husband?
I'd pay good money to one of these squirrels to snatch a picture fo a thick Ice Queen in a full body fishnet

I want to kiss my waifu's cunny and tell her how much I love her!

>>17076056
Your waifu will get jealous, anon.

>>17076060
Jealous of who? Herself?

>>17076056
I want to suplex my waifu and have her get stuck with her horns on the ground.

>>17076064
Jealous of girls who aren't married to brain damaged degenerates.

I should have been asleep hours ago, but I don't have anyone to sleep with. This life is a low key hell.

>>17076083
I hope you dream yourself into Wonderland. That's how that boy found his Wock waifu.

>>17076081
That's just silly.

>>17076083
Press your body against the wall and pretend it's someone who loves you.

>>17076073
You aren't just going to leave her there, are you? That would be too much bullying.

>>17076083
Just start dreaming of cuddling with a fluffy Weresheep! You'll be asleep in no time!

>>17076083
I really feel you on that anon, last night was particularly rough in that department for me as well.

I want to keep Wurm-chan in a little glass box.

>>17076092
I'll tickle her after I do it. She can get out on her own after my attack, waifu is a strong girl.

>>17076118
Don't, it's gonna kill all her monstrous instincts and become a mere pet
She won't even be able to feed herself unless you directly shove food in her face

>>17076087
I would be extremely happy with an Ace Of Clubs Waifu.

>Living in her comfy pocket dimension, with full modern comforts and vidya equipment.
>Clubs is the genius NEET suit, so she rarely leaves the card.
>Except when I drag her out to do something I know she'll like, which is cute.
>Everyone thinks we're a couple on a first date.
>Spend a lot of time vacationing in Polove.
>Have wild sex after downing some Succubucks Coffee.
>Almost fall asleep, but decide to have a LAN party until we both collapse.

>>17076090
The wall is cold, unfeeling, and does not embrace me. This is too realistic.

>>17076094
I usually do. Lately it hasn't been as enjoyable, because I know my sheets are nothing like the incredible warmth and softness of a Weresheep.


>>17076096
I'm really sorry Anon. I believe that we'll have our Waifus someday. HTC just announced a standalone VR headset that doesn't require a PC. All we need is someone to program in a Waifu Simulator.

>>17076121
You must be something pretty special to toss her around like that anon.

>>17076126
Nonsense. She'd get two pies a day, all Wurms know how to eat pie.

>>17075941
Yes. Fucking yes. I'm decided, I want this, a breedcrazy thicc elf momster to be my girl.

>>17076021
But then you can have a shy vanilla girl who's transcendently beautiful and/or cute.

>>17076128
Someday indeed anon.It's the only hope that keeps me going.

>>17076137
Fair point but she's gonna make a mess and leave the crust in the plate

>>17076129
She made me strong. You can blame her if you want.

>>17075047

it's the tentacles

>>17076139
Yes, and?

>>17076139
If vanilla includes gentle femdom then I'm in.

>>17075941
Elf momsters really are the best kind of momsters.

>>17076146
If she leaves the crust or makes a mess then she only gets one pie.

>>17076138
>>17076157
My brothers. I'd totally make mine wear cowprint and give her a Hathorite lactation potion.

>>17076151
Anon, no. Those are in the vagina.

>>17076156
Do NOT feed the foxes fried tofu

>>17076171
>>>/tg/
>>>/d/

>>17076162
This is the correct thing to do. This is what I'd do with my waifu.

>>17076159
She's gonna lick that plate so clean you'll think it's a brand new one
Please give her a second pie

Watch out for the big, strong, scary ______________ !

>>17076179
Only if she promises not to make a mess. If she breaks her promise then she gets a curtain thrown over her glass box so it's constant night time.

>>17076182
7ft. tall Automaton.

>>17076182
giant loli kikimoras

>>17076162
I'd want mine to wear stuff that's still mom-core but with cleverly placed cuts and trimming that shows off her thicc Mega-milf body.

>>17076174
Why shouldn't I? I'm sure the fox will appreciate the gesture.

>>17076182
Girls of any species who want you to pick one of them!

>>17076186
That really does sound scary.

>>17076182
Dudes.

>>17076182
Cunnies

>>17076182
Dragon hordes filled with dildos.

>>17076192
But I like both of these kind of girls! And I love big, strong, scary Anubis!

>>17076193
Watch out for those 10ft tall child kikimoras using you as a toy broom!

>>17076182
Dragons
They might act regal and pure, but deep down they're sex predators

>>17076184
She's gonna promise with all her heart

> If she breaks her promise then she gets a curtain thrown over her glass box so it's constant night time.
She's gonna sleep all day long then, that can't be healthy for her

>>17076203
That's going too far into extreme /d/ territory man, tone it the fuck down.

>>17075626
Hips >>>>>>> Legs >>> boobs > butts.

Bear in mind that this is simply ranking, which in no way claims that any of this is shit. A spankable ass is fine, but for some reason the thought of delicious hips and legs built for leglocking makes me want to burst like an M-80

>>17076192
My waifu is definitely the the type on the right.

>>17076192
Is it bad to like the girl on the left?

>>17076192
I can't decide if I want a dom that gets me to cook or one that'll cook for me. Can we alternate? That seems like a fair compromise.

>>17076211
Not him but 10ft would be my limit.
I hope she pudgy too, that would be the perfect Kiki

>>17076162
Such a naughty, brutish son! Whatever will your poor momster do with you? Maybe a trip with her and her alone to a cabin in the woods for a week or four will help clear your mind!

>>17076192
It's natural to want to spoil your loved one, but it also feels great to be spoiled yourself
The correct answer is both

>>17076215
Can you have great hips without a great butt? They go hand in hand don't they?

>you will never see a haughty, busty unmonsterized Elf transform into a Holstaur via exposure to ones milk

>>17076262
>It's natural to want to spoil your loved one, but it also feels great to be spoiled yourself.
The correct answer is both.

>>17076245
>Can we alternate? That seems like a fair compromise.

They're the same girl.

>>17076279
>Spoiler
That's even better.

>>17076277
Id be down for an elf Holst hybrid.
She'd complain about me violating her big milky tits all the time as she shoves my mouth further around her big leaky nipple and grips my scalp firmly to push me in

>>17076305
No waifu can resist breast feeding her husband. It causes mommy instincts to kick in!

>>17076339
Who salivates more while a husband is being forcibly breastfed by his wife/momster/etc, the man or the Monstergirl forcing him?

>>17076382
The woman obviously

>>17076382
>>17076390
Only selfish, perverted monster girls would salivate while breastfeeding their husband

Dark Mages would drool so much that it would drip onto him

>>17076399
>selfish, perverted monster girls
So the best ones

>>17076399
I want to drain a Dark Mages manatanks so goddamn much.

What would a dire version of your waifu be like anon?

>>17076427
>dire alp
Not sure if dire means muscular, tall, aggresive, or all of the above?

>>17076429
Any combination of those.

>>17076427
Taller, thicker, and more heavily armored/weaponized. Think of a weapon like Lupus Rex's yuge mace.
But my god do I want to discover a thicc heavy weapons Automaton wandering dilapidated ruins, while somehow keeping her hair long and fluffy.

>>17076406
They're the worst
All they care about is feeling good, you're going to be breastfed, raped and cuddled all day long
This is not what life is all about

>>17076408
>Drain
You're underestimating just how much mana these can hold + they're continually replenishing themselves

>>17076427
bigger titties

>>17076427
>dire minotaur
an ankole watusi type i suppose, around 10ft, not counting the horns

>>17076460
>10 ft
Manlet anons swooning everywhere.

>>17076427
>dire Kobold
My waifu would grow at least a couple feet till she's about 7 feet tall, and gain some extra pounds in her breasts, butt, thighs and belly. She'd definitely be strognfat, and her motherly instincts would get crazy intense.

>>17076427
Would a dire Holstaur just be a Minotaur?

>>17076427
>dire Hakutaku
She would loudly claim to be expert in every imaginable subject and butt in in every conversation to 'offer' her expertise.
Her butt would also butt in every door frame and knock stuff of tables.

>>17076427
>Dire human

>>17076427
>Dire Loli-Oni
I'll interpret this as tall and flat, slim with nice curvy hips. I'd have to get used to having her jaw rest on the top of my head while being cuddled instead of the other way around.

>>17076427
>Dire Otohime
Breasts so big and soft she'd make Holsts blush
Alternate colors for her monstruous skin, eyes and hair
Bigger than regular Otohimes by 30%
Is even more of an hedonist that wants to spend all day having fun

>>17076480
>I'd just like to interject for a moment

>>17076443
What would happen if you siphoned a Dark Mage's mana supply into a continuous orgasm / no refraction period / cum fountain spell chain? Perpetual motion?

i want to have consensual cuddlefucking with a dark priest for the purpose of procreation!

>>17076489
>Paladin-chan with busted lip.png

>>17076469
>she would be just shy of twice my height
thats why she would be perfect, plus i a m a slut for cows and horns

>>17075741
https://youtu.be/cN7CAlaeCoA

>>17076507
Dark jeanne is so damn sexy, amazing what a colour swap and mindbreak can do for a bland character.

>>17076427
>Dire P'orc
>9 feet tall strongfat p'orc
>onehands greathammers
>breasts, ass, and thighs all larger than my torso
>leads a massive tribe of smaller p'orcs who submit to her strength
>secretly a massive cuddlebug

>>17076427
Define dire

like,a super version of my waifu?

>>17076050
SLOPPY BLOW JOB GIVIN'

>>17076427
>Dire lilim
You're killing me

>>17076516
Are you me? Benefits of manlets

>>17076576
>To this day, they still have yet to learn

>>17076581
What do we have to learn? That tall girls are great! Because they are!

>>17076585
That lolis are best.

>>17076585
You've yet to learn that the greatest feeling is to make a tall girl blush over them suddenly not having to lower their head to look at you in the eyes.

>>17076605
Stop making me feel sad

>>17076605
>Making a 10ft girl look up
Nigga what planet are you from? Cause it isn't earth.

>>17076626
>t. single digit height manlet

>>17076635
>he's awkward tall

>>17076654
>His waifu needs to be careful not to step on him by accident

>>17076662
Tall waifus think it's cute to have short husbands. Stop spreading lies

>>17076460

>>17076662
>wanting a 100ft minotaur
Swerve

>>17076671
>160cm

>>17076680
>Smug Cheshire bullying manlets until they learn

>>17076671
>5'9, 6'1 and 6'0

>>17076686
Learn what?

>You share a reality with manlets
Truly, this is the greatest sadness of being away from the Monstergirl world

>>17076680
170

>>17076694
That no monster girl wants a mini "man"

>>17076694
>So far from learning they don't even know what they're supposed to be learning
W H E N

I really want my waifu to do this to me.

http://i.imgur.com/CPn4uXO.jpg

>>17076708
Perfect

>>17076703
>>17076706
Lmao lanklets so unhappy they pick on someone's height.

>>17076427
>dire kiki
I don't even know man

>>17076708
Meth's magnum opus.
I want an elf Momster precisely like that to end up with.

>>17076708
I want this:
http://i.imgur.com/H69Jqhc.jpg

>>17076708
I would too, if she took a dire potion of course. I don't think I'd like the spinning though, I hate getting dizzy.

>>17076671
>Man: "Hey, I think a skirt would suit you better."
>Oni: "Jeez, Human-kun..."
I'd probably tell her the same thing, to be honest

>>17076708
Just being perfectly enveloped by my dark mage/demon in that, along with her wings, just sounds like heaven.

>>17076718
>>17076708
Suffocation by thick boob flesh is the noblest of deaths a man can receive by a monster
Or that's what I'd tell my super flustered bakunyuu Ochimusha as I bury my face in her prodigious bosoms right in the middle of the busy Main Street

>>17076721
Slick fucker innit? I like his style

>>17076727
>"M-my lord!!! Such actions- out in public- s-so shameful!"
>later that night in her bed she's masturbating furiously while mashing her tits together imagining you motorboating them

>>17076427
>Trumpart
>Card is normal but she's easily 8-9 feet tall with great slabs of muscle and a huge bust
>Still likes to drag me in the card for private time

>>17076741
>"Mmnh... oh my lord... I'd happily expose my breast to you if I were to be made your woman... if only you knew how much I want to satisfy you with these unwieldly things... if only you knew...! Ah! If only you knew my lord!"
>'If only I knew what?'
>She makes a noise like a dying horse mixed with a ghost as she dives to the other side of the room and hide she herself, muttering about how she was just doing meditation

>>17076427
>Dire Shogg

It's the brain drain. His brain's draining.

>>17076757
Well, you can't just leave her blue ovaried like that. Such a lewd bodyguard needs to be punished with rough paizuri.

Someone in the previous thread asked about that Hellhound roof date-thingy. In case the guy's still interested here it is.

>>17076427
>Dire lich
So more or less just an ancient/Arch Lich? Sounds cool.

>>17076762
Wouldn't that be a Queen Shoggoth?
>An entire half of the town is made up of your wife
>She will materialize anywhere you need her even just walking around
>she tends all the shops, always with the same shoggy smile no matter where you turn
I'd love it personally, but I'm weird like that.

>>17076774
D I S G U S T I N G
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>>17076776
Muscle lich but bigger

>>17076778
Oh God, dire queen slimes

>>17076778
I dunno. Sounds a little taxing for her.

Then again, who am I to try to make sense of a chaotic's abilities. I just don't want to see her overworking herself.

>>17076774
>Not pictured: Hellhound opening portal while falling and subsequent hard rape scene

>>17076771
So laying her on her back, forcibly grabbing her beachball sized tits, and roughly pumping my dick raw in and out until I've pooled several loads between both them and all over her face?

>>17076789
Serving Mastah is never work, it is the greatest joy for a humble maid!

>>17076791
That'll show her not to be so lewd around you. Though I do think that she'll intentionally try to receive more "punishments" from her lord from now on.

>>17076786
"I must become more powerful, not just within magic but in all aspects!"

>>17076827
Pretty much.
Hell, she's probably going to find some spell that'll permanently increase her muscle mass, although becoming more powerful in the aspects of conception would be odd.

>>17076774
Fucking kill yourself

>>17076774
Hellhounds are not for murder!

What do holts dream about?

>>17076715
Hugely muscled meido that is still the pinicle of poise.

Shes still a bottom

>>17076869
Extremelly soft hands and they have nightmares about broken milking machines.

>>17076774
>guy screencaps his own shitpost and retards like you actually save and repost it

Mods, please! Just fucking wipe these threads from the face of the site.

>>17076854
says you

>>17076869
Tender loving husbands along with nightmares about their breasts growing to impossibly large sizes as they have no husband to milk them

>>17076774
After all the hellhound and invincible monster autism that's pretty cathartic.

>>17076913
Is that more autistic than "lol she died"?

>>17076774
Delete yourself

Some girls are perfect candidates for monsterisation. Imagine Hex Maniac dying, alone and unloved, turning into a Wisp. She'd be ecstatic, becoming an actual ghost. Not only that, she'd have all the time in the world to get a husband. Someone who really gets her and understands her. And in true Wisp fashion, they would be together, all of the time. She'd be so much happier in death than she was in life.

>>17076913
>truth is autism

>>17076838
>Lich that tries to become more powerful by becoming more fertile
That would be really funny tho. How would she do it?

>>17076931
> Lich tries to become more powerful by becoming more funny
Humour Lich: Laugh Until You Die!

>>17076942
>She has a shrine to Chrysippus

>>17076931
I think it was worded so that she becomes stronger in the field of fertility

>>17076927
Hex maniac a lot of things, really. She just fits too many types perfectly.

>>17076902
Would they have nightmares of them gone entirely?

>>17076927
>Imagine Hex Maniac dying, alone and unloved
NO

>>17076942
>Lich telling a joke with a monotone voice and dead-pan face
That would be amazing.

>>17076957
Komodo hex maniac never

>>17076927
>no mention of lactation

>>17076927
Please no hex death

>>17076966
Komodo is nasty, so thank god for that.

>>17076981
I lust for hex ego death after a dozen consecutive orgasms ad corrupt semen slowly turns her into a nerdubus

>>17076927
What about a Shirohebi?

>>17076963
Yep.

Just like P'orcs have nightmares about being fattened up like hogs or how weresheep have nightmares of putting their husband to sleep forever

>>17076988
>Komodo is lovely
Fixed that for you

>>17076957
It's because she hits all your fetishes.

And mine.

>>17077014
http://i.imgur.com/0EG5T9p.png

>>17077001
>Kejis have nightmares about losing their hair
>Harpies fear being stuffed like turkies for thanksgiving
>Salamanders/lizardmen get sweats over being quad amputees

How does Zipangu deal filthy Gaijins?

>>17077049
They get impregnated

>>17077049
Forcible baths, then rape.

>>17077049
Healthy dose of rape.

>>17077014
>having unwashed chubby nerd girl with messy hair fetishes
Great taste. She just needs glasses to be perfect.

>>17077014
Thicc, lactating mojyo with yandere tendencies?

>>17075920
>"Anon, I asked for roasted duck with a side of bacon cheddar tots! Not fish sticks and chicken tenders!"
>Slaps the plate into the face of a Wendigo maid
>"5 weeks in the Hellpup kennels as punishment!"

>>17077094
This is why alps are superior.

>>17077089
>mojyo
This is the most important part. I'm also okay with flat rail mojyos.

>>17077035
Are you a bad enough dude to defend Earth from the hordes of Giant Ants, Arachne, Jorou-Gumo, and Dragons rampaging across the planet in search of husbands?

Join the EDF today, and through hellish training acquire the muscular hardbody and endless stamina necessary to pound and pound, and pound, and pound the invaders into submission!

If I eat out a Leanan Sidhe, will I learn to draw? Practice is hard. How do heads even work?

>>17077089
Of course.

There's individual versions too but they're too big for the site.

>>17077114
If I can't beat those bugs, are they going to turn me into soup?

>>17077114
>dragons
That's impossible, everyone knows giant insects can't fly!

>>17077122
100% top-grade waifu, would incubize, marry, and have many children with.

>>17077131
Well, they definitely want some kind of "soup" from you.

>>17077122
>marriage themed mask
My heart.

>>17077114
I'd join just to sing.

>>17077122
Lovely.

>>17077122
Why do you do this to me anon.

I've got an idea for a doodle involving a Ryu, but I need to know:
Would a Ryu cool off at the pool in Summer, or sit around and fanherself while drinking?

>>17077122
Can you upload to mixtape.moe for full res?

>>17077163
I guess she would like the pool, water dragons like water right?

>>17077122
Would stay still and let her eyes do the work

Is is wrong to impregnate an ancient one?

>>17077164
https://my.mixtape.moe/dvhzok.png
https://my.mixtape.moe/krulqk.png
I don't want this wedding dress thing to end, ace is a madman.

>>17077166
But what is she wants to sit around in a tank top, sweating from the heat, fanning herself with her tail and a fan, and eating a popscicle while grabbing a cold beer from a cooler?
Or just sitting atop a bound and gagged Ice Queen/Yuki Onna might cool one off too.

>>17077177
Yes. That's why it feels so good.

>>17077122
>sheer tail-sock
MUH DICK

>>17077183
Look anon, if it were my personal preference I would say to draw her fanning hereself because holy shit sweaty girls are fucking love, but I'm trying to be fair here.

>>17077194
Quit trying to be fair and give in to your desires.
Sing your heart out like a Harpy at 3 in the morning in Australia.

>>17077114
>yfw they start bringing out red bee girls, gold ant girls, and silver arachne

>>17077203
>faster, shootier, and shiny
God help us.

>Master, I don't think you realize what you got here.
>So why don't you just ruminate, while illuminate the possibilities...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8rnMc22AG8

What is the best starting dungeon and why is it the oppai loli P'Orc hold

>>17077211
Because they are extremelly easy to beat and can drop good loot.

>>17077200
Each time I give in to my desires people get angry, I'll just wait patiently, I'm sure anon will deliver something nice.

>>17077211
>Not the Slime plain's cathedral
Anon...

>>17075931
Cute

CUTE

>>17077211
Because it's not as much of a lame pushover like the Kobold caves or the Mouse plains.

>>17077207
I wish to marry the genie.
I wish for the genie to be very fertile.
I wish for the genie to be free.
That genie is fucking hot and a 10/10 on my list.

>>17077203
The last 2 are absolutely horrifying. Espically the giant ones.

They can easily wreck you even if you have like 3000 armor on normal.

Drunk monster girls!

>>17077211
>not the Boneyard
Dead girls are the coolest and the mojyo Lich boss is awkward and nerdy enough that even low level heroes can wrestle her and forcibly hug and kiss her to fluster her and then rape her while she squeals from behind her fingers.

>>17077207
That moment when she gets stuck on a loop at 'You've never had a friend'

>>17077228
The puppy cave is just there so you can get the hang of things. It's a tutorial dungeon pretty much.

>>17077217
Not like your fetish is something controversial.
But whatever, I can shimmy in loli Krakens or something if it's her at a public pool.