/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Dragon is olev

I wanna cuddle my waifu on a cold rainy day!

>>17047286
Undead dragon is olev x 2

>>17047373
Now that some olev-olution right there.

Shogs are olev! And so are Kikis!

x is best girl

>>17047373
Would you cuddlefuck an Undead Dragon?

>>17047407
Sure.

>>17047407
Can you give me one reason why I wouldn't?

>>17047389
Lilims did nothing wrong

>>17047420
She might leglock you when it's time to answer the door because the pizza guy is here.

>>17047423
So far only Druella has done something bad and not just manifesting her inner magical realm like QoH.

>>17047430
Lescatie was a falseflag to pin the blame on Druella! She wouldn't hurt a fly!

>>17047373
Not really. Dragons are way better when alive.

>>17047406
>x
z>y>x

I'm sorry anon it's the truth.

>>17047426
Looks like we're having cold pizza
>>17047438
Disagreed.

>>17047286
Mere female lizard.

>>17047432
Bull shit.
She corrupted that place like a faceless and fat old man with a loli.

>>17047373
Undead anything is OLEV.
Prove me wrong.

>>17047406
∫f(x) dx is best girl

>>17047449
>Prove me wrong.
I'd say I can't, but unfortunately the siths exist.

>>17047453
>f(x)
>fox

>>17047447
End this slander!

>>17047449
Undead Siths.

>>17047449
Undead ruins anything that has mofu or scales. It works perfectly on humans and the majin monsters.

Have you been a good boy and followed the will of Eros like good followers?

>>17047470
Me and my waifu worship Eros, so yes.

>>17047470
>the will of Eros
I'm not following you anon.

>>17047261
>Squirrels are timid creatures, be careful not to scare them.
That's not always true, at my brother's college some would get mean if you didn't feed them.

>>17047467
Undeath makes no difference for things with scales, they're already cold

>Undeath ruins mofu
Silky smooth, soft and refreshingly cool mofu with out bodyheat begs to differ. Perfect for snuggling on warm days or warming up with your own heat.

>>17047447
There is nothing wring with corrupting lolis though.

>>17047394
Monsters are olev.

Ignore the naysayers. Each girl warrants love and affection.

>>17047467
But the scales and mofu get that otherworldly ethereal aesthetic instead.

>>17047473
Spreading love to those who do not know of it or scorn it.

Paladins of Eros travel the lands with their Cupid waifus and spread the joy of love with their bulging oiled muscles and blessed weapon gifted by Eros herself.

>>17047470
Yes! I've jerked off to my waifu many times.

>>17047449
Undeath is a meme.

>>17047477
The scales become boney and hard. You can say that they would feel good because mamono mana but normal scales would feel way better. It's a meaningful downgrade.
Mofu gets messy and the girl starts to lose it if not taken care of.

>>17047483
Maybe if it's magical fake mofu and scales.

>>17047493
Memes?

>>17047467
>Undead ruins anything that has mofu or scales.
You're dumb. I bet you don't know squat about MGE Undead and abide the rotting meme some shitters here like to push.
>>17047508
>The scales become boney and hard. You can say that they would feel good because mamono mana but normal scales would feel way better. It's a meaningful downgrade.
>Mofu gets messy and the girl starts to lose it if not taken care of.
And you prove me right. Dumb faggot.

I'm just here to get raped by a girl much larger than I am

>>17047533
Let me guess, she's 7 ft tall?

>>17047533
So would you want a Minotaur jock to make you her boytoy? Even if she's weak to you doing romantic things for her afterward?

>>17047470

What do I need to do to be a follower of Eros?

>>17047526
Zombie dragons shows what an undead reptile looks like and it's said that zombies need energy to keep themselves together. So it's obvious that mofu would fall off.

I noticed that a lot of undeadfags are actually braindead. I think it's kinda cute.

Need a break from doodlimg stupid things. So how about some MGK?

You're Jimmy, and we're doing another Highschool edition at lunch time.

Do you take Anubis out on a date after school?
Do you stop the heated rivalry between Ophy and Pharaoh?
Do you help get crybaby Wyvern out of the locker she was stuffed into?
Do you leave campus for lunch with Lich, Elf-Wight, and Albino Lamia-Wight, even though the three don't even need to eat at all?
Do you head to Wurm's house after school and help her babysit her 40 sisters?
Do you spy on Ryu while she's with the swim team at the pool?
Do you watch /d/-tier hentai in one of the unused rooms with Ushi and Mantis to see who can stomach it the longest?
Do you ask Dragon if she'll share her lunch with you while sitting outside and under a tree?
Or do you just sit with the social reject Moth, Centipede girl, Bicorn, and Kobold and try to be friendly?

I want to intercrural a Lava Golem maid.

>>17047533
Enjoy your Shire Centaur rape.

>>17047557
MGK needs to rest.

>>17047549
Express love strongly.

To be a paladin, you must become very fit, oil your body up, wear only a loincloth and/or a helmet with some jewelry, and spread the love of Eros with your +10 demonrealm silver Zweihander blessed by Eros to have the same effects as a Cupid's arrows.

>>17047557
Definitely the rejects.

>>17047541
That little comic was wonderful.

>>17047539
She could be six feet tall and it would still be good enough. Hell I'm wiling to go up to ten as long as she'll push me down and not take no for an answer
>>17047541
I'd prefer constant smug in one form or another, but that's not going to stop me from buying her flowers yes
>>17047560
I'd take horse pussy at this point no lie

>>17047568

What if I don't believe in love?

>>17047557
How do you guys even pick any of these? Like they're all so perfect.

>>17047557
The same thing I always do, Anon.
Sit in the corner and get ignored.

>>17047573
Do you have the full version?

>>17047557
>Do you leave campus for lunch with Lich, Elf-Wight, and Albino Lamia-Wight, even though the three don't even need to eat at all?
What are they planing? I need to find out!

>>17047539
No, nine.

>>17047556
>and it's said that zombies need energy to keep themselves together
They already have Demonic Energy running through their bodies, so this falls flat.
>I noticed that a lot of undeadfags are actually braindead. I think it's kinda cute.
Says the guy that makes up shit on the fly.

Loli undead are the best kind of undead
>cute liches and wights with sexy butts and thighs
>lewding is twice as mindblowing for them than for non-undead lolis because there's the body heat on top of pleasure
>miracle of (un)life coming from death

>>17047584
The only other two panels show she's boisterous in a party setting. It's meant to show that she's actually cute when it comes to one on one affection.

>>17047557
I'd go with the rejects, but someone needs to help that poor Wyvern.

>>17047508
>The scales become boney and hard
>Mofu gets messy and the girl starts to lose it if not taken care of.
Now you're just making things up. Your lies have been seen through, villain. That is, unless you can provide a citation where KC states it to be the case

>>17047586
Just a simple brunch, anon. Not like they're going to drug you with a love potion and have their way with you forever as their husband slut who dropped out of school to be their cum dispenser.

Gentlemen, a strange thought just occurred to me; Polish Valkyries.

LITERAL WINGED HUSSARS.

>Dhampir rediscovers her OC she made when she was in her chunni phase

How would you console her?

>>17047593
>>17047584
First panel is besto tho

>>17047609
Just imagine her being like that and dragging you off to her room for hours and hours of rough moo-snu.
Then imagine her reaction when she wakes up the next morning and you're still there, cuddled up to her.

>>17047603
I want all of this.

>>17047609
Who's the artist for these

>>17047606
Sperg out about how cool it is honestly. I made some cringy oc's myself but I still actually like them.

>>17047606
Ask if she wants to do lewd stuff with castlevania OST playing.

>>17047609
That Minotaur is out of control!

>>17047606
Just ask her if she wants to roleplay those fantasies in the bedroom. Honestly it'd make her day.

>>17047623
graphiteknight / matsusensei
Big into boobs

>>17047606
No, Dhampirs a shit

https://pastebin.com/u1tTpNaZ

I wrote a short story about a Nureonago. She's one of my favourite girls, but hardly has any art or stories of her, so I decided to change that! I'm thinking about writing more short things like this for other girls who don't have much content, so feel free to suggest a girl I should write about.

>Heya Anon, you wanna go throw eggs at Old Man Paladin's house?

>>17047638
t. Vampire who got bullied by them

>>17047622
So you'd want to be the husband of those Wight ojou-samas? You'd better give them enough spirit energy to knock them up.

>>17047633
You should take her up to her room so she can sleep off the booze anon. Don't pay any mind to a clicking sound if you hear one,
that's definitely not the door being locked behind you.

>>17047637
And this is why good boys shouldn't go into swamps. Some lewd Onee-san might make them addicted to paizuri.

>>17047618
I imagine that almost nightly already though.
I'd fucking love a minotaur exactly like her.

>>17047649
And suddenly, I'm imagining her shooting them out of her vag like they were ping-pong balls

>>17047647
>New Frosticle
>Best slime
This is a good start to my weekend

>>17047647
Neat, always great to see an under appreciated monster girl get some love.

If you're interested in her then Nereid might be a good option. People tend to forget they exist.

>>17047649
I don't see any eggs Hellwan-chan, where are you hiding them?

>>17047649
Look at that ass-fang.

>>17047647
I'm looking forward to this, yamato nadeshiko slime doesn't get nearly enough love.

>>17047660
Would you want her to slam you onto a reinforced bed and them do squats onto your dick?
Would you want her to tease you and edge you with her incredible muscle control, keeping you from cumming as she has orgasm after orgasm?
Would you want her to reward you after she finishes her lewd "set" by taking her gargantuan calcium cannons and milking your balls dry with them as she grins lewdly at you?

>>17047691
I bet she'd tease you by smacking her plump ass and letting you watch it jiggle.
When are you going to bend her over the bed and breed her already anon? She's been waiting so long.

>>17047685
>She grins, and opens a bag she had stashed nearby, revealing gigantic Ostrich eggs.
>"We're gonna turn that old geezer's place into an omelette!"

>>17047708
But those are so big! I don't think my puny skeleton arms could throw them that well.

>>17047708
I don't want Old Man Paladin to kill me. He's extremely old and extremely a virgin. Who knows what magical horrors he is capable of.

>>17047717
>>17047718
>Tch, you're not gonna wuss out are ya Anon? Come on, it'll be hilarious!"

This Hound is a bad girl! She's going to get you into trouble and mischief!

>>17047718
I hear Old Man Paladin pulls off little boys' winkies if he catches them egging his house.

>>17047696
>edged again and again by that beautiful gorgeous lewd boobed muscle machine
>Finishes with paizuri with her sweaty, colossal soft tits smothering my dick entirely
I'd cum so much she'd think it was some sort of freak accident. Her whole upper body, torso, tits, face would be a white stained mess and I'd pass out dehydrated right there on her bed.

>>17047728
I'm not a wuss! I just can't throw good!

>>17047680
I really like the thought of doing one about a Nereid, just reading through her profile gave me a lot of ideas already. Thanks!

>>17047732
I hear he has a trophy room, where he collects the butts of all the Monster's he defeated!

>>17047728
I hope she gets her ass beaten by Old Man Paladin, so she can learn some valuable life lessons about vandalizing private property.

>>17047733
> die of dehydration
> " This just on on MON news: Too much sex- a bad thing? Tune in at eight to find out. "
> Scared waifus being forcing their husbands to drink lots of water and/or milk.
> Tanukis buy up all the pumping stations and make a killing.
> GatorgirlAde comes out promising maximum hydration, is instantly a hit.

>>17047733
She's gonna be grinning the whole time anon.
She won't stop squeezing her tits together while pumping them up and down until the last drop is pooling between her cleavage.
Even if you pass out before that happens.
It's very likely that you'll wake up to find she's gotten it all off of herself and is 69ing you in her sleep.

>>17047754
He's going to put on his old armor, charge out and lightning speed, and give her a spanking with a mailed hand!

>>17047756
Nursing handjobs and lotus nursing proven to be superior once more

>>17047749
Not the butts!

Thoughts?

And on this day, the kejourous got themselves a new heroine to look up to after Bayonetta.

>>17047771
Very cute.

>>17047762
>and is 69ing you in her sleep
Well, I AM dehydrated after all. Might as well search for some moisture while I'm in such a position and make the most of it.
When life gives you milk and 'honey', drink the milk and eat the honey. Lots and lots of it.

>>17047773
I'm still not going to buy their console for it.

>>17047771
Kuu bugs are wonderful.

>>17047778
After she wakes up, she'll probably help you rehydrate with some of her milk.
They're like watermelons anon, she's got plenty of it to spare.

>>17047771
Kuu bugs get hugs

>>17047793
I'd buy her a 24 pack of her favorite beer if she let me stick around and 'rehydrate' the rest of the day with her.
Also a very, very common fantasy I've had. She's just so perfect. I'd go from dehydrated to drowning once I get latched onto those things.

>>17047771
Don't trust them, they will devour you!

>>17047771
I want her to sit on me and ignore any response I have.

>>17047604
Excellent choice.

>>17047832
That's something of a myth anon, even with real mantises!

At most she'll nibble on you if she's nervous (likely to only happen after her emotions awaken).

>>17047261
That's a cute squirrel
I want to snuggle her, grope her middle, and slip her temporary transformation potions before she goes on air, like giving her gag boobs, or massively muscled depending on the mood

>>17047826
She'd probably give you a beer infused kiss too.

>>17047854
The Mantis Woods are no place for the faint of heart!

Also you need to be above level 19 to enter the zone.

>>17047869
Im no slouch of a boozer myself to be honest, so that sounds just as well. I'm sure she won't mind me breaking out the harder stuff to get real nice and loose together.

>>17047480
Ugh, no.

>Roper
>Matango
>Beelzebutt
>The furries
>Liliraune

There's a reason the writefags ignore them.

>>17047855
>Pouting ratotaskry in a slightly ripped shirt with bulging muscle trying to do the news while her succubutt co-host tries to stop sniggering

How often do Vampires bite a regular human woman?

>>17047649
the great thing about going swimming with hellhounds is that the water is never cold

>>17047909
Depends on how often they meet worthy women

>>17047909
When one would make a good vampire, so not that often

>>17047909
Very very rarely, they deem humans as unworthy plebs so making one of them vampire is very special occasion

>>17047909
They won't even bother with most of them, but they will if the woman is of "noble nature."
They do this to monsterize her.

>>17047261
I wanna play with that squirrel's fun bags!

>>17047909
It's rare, profile says only women worthy of it get transformed.

I imagine my Hakutaku wife being haughty enough to claim that life of dairy cow is beneath of her status, only to start slipping more and more moo's in her speech the more her breasts swell from milk, smothering me when she or her bra can't take it anymore. Should I say anything afterwards, she would return the favor and milk me extra hard the next day.

>>17047882
Those Mantis' are acting weird.

>>17047924
Overly busty, overly milky squirrels are fun

>>17047261
>tfw no sex-haired shortstack Ratatoskr in business attire

>>17047887
Enjoy your slow passionate muscle cuddlesex anon!

>>17047939
>sex-haired
This is just wavy hair, right? Where did this meme begin?

>>17047649
The way her pose is, it looks like she's half leaning/sitting on the side of a bed or something.

Agegap maledom with the teenage Hellhound that lives next door

>>17047980
Sex-hair has been around for ages anon.

>>17047983
You know how it's going to end

>>17047980
Nah, sex hair is what hair looks like after sex.
Frizzy, unkept and absolutely boner inducing both in the heart and dick sense.

What would going to school in a mountain village that snows 9 months out of the year be like?

>>17047938
>Overly busty, overly milky squirrels are fun
That's goes for just about every monster girl. I'd love to wake up every morning with my face just buried in her tits, listening to her heartbeat and feeling the rise and fall of her chest as she breaths.

>>17047988
Kaoru is best girl

Hellhounds have best sex hair.

>>17048003
It'll be fine as long as I have my Hellhound childhood friend to keep me warm!

>>17047988
Yeah, that's just wavy hair though, isn't it? And I know it's been around forever, I'm just wondering about its origins. Real sex hair is like what this anon >>17048000 said, it looks like shit, not stylish at all unlike the pic you posted.

>>17048000
Sex hair and bed hair are ideal.

>>17048006
>>17048013
Hellhound are cute. They would still be cute even if they were raping me

>>17047771
How do the eyes work?

>>17048018
>It looks like shit
Choose your next words carefully anon.

>>17048024
Both make girls adorable beyond measure.

so whos the fastest?

>>17048059
Moose

>>17048059
Cockatrice and wyverns.

>>17048059
Anon

It's a personal problem

>>17048057
>Choose your next words carefully anon.
It does though, frizzy messy hair is terrible. If I ever saw my waifu with frizzy unkempt hair I wouldn't be able to resist taking a brush to her hair an smoothing it out.

Wavy or straight, neither is frizzy and shit

>>17048086
Frizzy bed head is adorable and perfect anon! Girls with it are meant for snuggling!

>>17048065
Why is moose so energetic?

>>17048059
Griffons would be high on that list. They swoop down from high places to pounce unsuspecting thieves.

>>17048093
She is going on a date with anon.

>>17048093
It's based on this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEhM2Byk7w

>>17048096
Good for moose.

>>17048088
It's shit and hard to run your fingers through. Needs a brush, a comb until it's all silky smooth

>>17048095
You think griffons ever have trouble with target identification? Or do they consider anyone in their general domain a thief

>>17048095
>They swoop down from high places to pounce unsuspecting thieves.
I mean like in a race

>>17048100
Good for anon too. They are going to be a fast and cute couple.

>>17048111
Maybe if there are a lot of thieves she gets confused and tells them to fuck off instead of going for the rape.

>>17048065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vlflHPjfY8

>>17048148
More in the sense that a traveling peddler with a rucksack of goods could be attacked by a griffon, and his 'stolen' goods confiscated.

>>17048185
>>17048111
I think as guardians they have an innate sense for what is their treasure and as such they wouldn't steal from other people. but that's just considering goods. The crime of trespassing on her territory might constitute a good raping.

>>17048185
They're usually either guarding ancient sites or artifacts. In either case, your average traveling merchant isn't going to stumble upon them unless they get seriously lost.
If you're nearby, they're probably going to assume you're up to no good.

Pears.

Ara? You want me to do what?

>>17048185
Maybe if you're just passing through and are nice she'll forgive you. Maybe.

>>17048201
>>17048207
It would be weird to get accidentally surprised raped by a griffon. I would cum and not even notice what was happening.

>>17048221
Do The Impossible
See The Invisible

>>17048228
I do wonder how they introduce themselves. They could deck you out of nowhere like a falcon, or land thunderously on the ground in front of you.

>>17048221
Those are some kissable boots

>>17048209
Look at that fat fluff she has.

>>17048209
>that face
>that tail
Would mating press
>>17048221
Shoe on head.

>>17048228
You'd be on the ground, looking at the bright sky eclipsed by a pair of soft heaving mounds, and your pants would be gone before you knew it, your already erect cock embraced snugly by her milking pussy, but that's about it.

You'd definitely know what's happening by the time she made you cum

>>17048158
Thicc moose is on the loose!

>>17047991
>You know how it's going to end
Yeah, she's going to get pounded and come back the next day wearing next to nothing again.

>>17048221
Tell me that life is worth living.
Let me know I'm not a terrible person for wanting to stay in bed all day.
Understand that even if I feel sad all the time, it's not anyone's fault and that pills and pretense aren't the answers I want.
Maybe some cuddles and tv too.

>>17048221
Take the boots off but leave those stockings on.

>>17048248
Maybe if they don't sense any lust for her treasure on you she'll just ask what's up in a menacing way.

>>17048258
>Snap when she clings hard and we cum together
>"Oh! I'm actually being raped. Or at least I was."

>>17048209
Jesus, that girl is like 50% mofu.

KC seriously needs to create a muscle worship warrior mg. Not just a MG that happens to be muscular. But one who has a fetish of having her muscles touched and worshipped.

My ideal would be one that can feel if you are a muscle slut (just like how Nachos can feel if you are a lolicon), then challenge such men to a wrestling fight. During the wrestling match the anon will not be able to help but to rub and worship her muscles, which will cause her to lose control and collapse due sheer pleasure. Then the anon will fuck the defeated muscle girl.

>>17048285
>>Snap when she clings hard and we cum together
Do you normally space out for a quarter of an hour, or are you just that quick of a shot?

>>17048300
But Nachos don't have a lolicon sense.

>>17048352
Technically, all monsters have a kind of fetish sense, thanks to being half-succubus.

>>17048352
They do, their insults and biting instincts is only activated with men of a "particular mindset" or something like that, lolicons.

>>17048241

Ro ro, fight da powa

>>17048312
I mean, I would be just relaxing and humming a song. Maybe I would snap when she starts trying to get me hard. But mind as well initiate a healthy conversation with my dick in her mouth.

>>17047557
>Do you leave campus for lunch with Lich, Elf-Wight, and Albino Lamia-Wight, even though the three don't even need to eat at all?

All of my yes. Nothing could go wrong if I'm with such cuddle-fuckable and dependable friends!

>>17048300
Thats a big oni.....

>>17048267
Hah

>>17048394
Onis are quite big, this is true.

Owl girls would be terrifying.

We oni now?

>>17048406
Holy shit
>those tits
Would nourish myself from them.

>Kikimora begins her day bright and early
>After showering and morning stretches, she head off to awaken her master
>Hearing noises behind his bedroom door, she's happy he's already awake
>Opening the door, she finds him sitting in front of the computer
>"You have not been to bed yet, have you, Master?"
>"I have not."

How would maids react to walking in on their master getting fucked by 5 different mgs?

>>17048300
It feels off to have a dedicated monster girl for muscle worship and then let her be defeated whenever you fondle her abs
She better be strong and proud. I'd rather she stays strong when you worship and rub her muscles, but it builds up her lust until she can't take it anymore and rapes you, the better you worship her the harder she rapes you


>>17048352
They do, being a dirty lolicon is basically the only way to meet an Atlach-Nacha since they're hidden underground and only let lolicons enter their lair

>>17048407
Movie night with owl girl!

>>17048454

>>17048221
SMUT WHEN.

>>17048475
You're already living it. Each day is just another denied orgasm.

ufufu

>>17048433
>dom kiki mode activate

>>17048430
Careful, Oni milk has a high alcoholic content.

>>17048407
They ambush travelers passing through forests at night, singing at them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhKn46XVdVw

>>17048456
> It feels off to have a dedicated monster girl for muscle worship and then let her be defeated whenever you fondle her abs
She better be strong and proud. I'd rather she stays strong when you worship and rub her muscles, but it builds up her lust until she can't take it anymore and rapes you, the better you worship her the harder she rapes you

That would be very hot too. I am all for it.

>>17048507
They'd get hit with a stick if they did that.

>>17048507
>singing at them.
like a rap battle?

>>17048111
According to the profile they can sense human desire and to a degree what the desire is directed towards. So basically if you are nearing the treasure with a desire for it then she'll know you are a would be thief, but if you are unaware of the treasure then she may not attack (unless she is feeling particularly horny or something else about you manages to catch her interest).

>>17048516
is there a loophole around this?
i feel like there should be

>>17048509
Rather than bluntly raping you she could also be subtle about it
For example in the middle of a muscle worship session she would spread her legs and order you to massage her thighs, then she would gently pull your head into her groin to begin the foreplay

>>17048516
They'd make good mothers.

Knowing exactly when their children want to steal cookies from the cookie jar before dinner.

>>17048519
In what way?
They're guarding these things at the behest of gods, it makes sense they'd get some powers from the deal.

>>17048526
>In what way?
maybey do the thing that yugi and yami did in yu gi oh where they kept switching places to keep pagasus from reading his mind.

>>17048532
They aren't reading minds though, they can sense intruder presence and intent.

>>17048300
That concept is great but you still managed to blow it. They need to either be generally stoic and level headed, pinning men they like below them and milking them with their perfectly sculpted body, or else more rowdy/fiery, constantly bragging about their immense strength and flexing to show off.

>>17048516
Cheerios!

>>17048496
DON'T MAKE ME GET KHORNE

>>17048516
That's nice. No words need to be exchanged when she knows what's on your mind.

>>17048521
Nah, I want to feel her muscular strenght as she force me into bed.

Though I guess a dual system works, just lile Yeti is nice but will rape you if you quit after the erotic hug. I guess a similar system could work with the muscle girl, she is subtle if you go all the way, but if after worshipping her muscles you quit, she pins you down and roughly rapes you.

>>17048501
I want to kill my liver on my wifes milk.

>>17048570
Shit meme girl.

>>17048577
I would for a big muscled girl to put me in a submission hold while rapping me but I fail to visualize one
Rough sex and rape definitely suit big girls the best though there need to be post sex healing/cuddles to make things right

>>17048571
Griffon is eating dinner across from her mate, but keeps fidgeting, struggling not to finger herself as she feels how much her husband is anticipating getting back to their bedroom when they're done.

Eventually she just scarfs the whole meal down in record time and drags him away.

>>17048580
>Implying Khorne and Tzeentch aren't best girls

>>17048593
Man, fuck griffon birthdays. You just can't make a surprise.

>>17048593
Actually, scratch that, she would more likely eventually just backhand the table settings, throw the man onto said table, and screw him senseless right there.

>>17048602
She'd be eating "horse meat" alright.

>>17048466
>>17048570
>>17048599
Don't abuse reaction images this early on.

>>17048599
>Off topic image
>Off topic image of a 3d girl
>40k
How new to /mgt/ are you anon?

>>17048516
>go tomb raiding for some lost treasures and get attacked by a griffon
>after she's wrung every last drop out of you, she let's you hobble home
>the next morning when you step outside to get the paper, you see her sitting next to your door
>you ask her what she's doing here and she blushes, saying she found a new treasure to protect

>>17048614
forgot I was on /jp/

>>17048560
I prefer there is a clear way to waifu one, like muscle worship, rather than ambiguous luck dependant shit like "being a man she likes"

>>17048623
become a musclemancer

>>17048623
Understandable, but why take it that direction? Big buff muscle girl and suddenly getting all weak in the knees is about as clashing as two themes can get. Why not just have it played straight and the girl pins down and fucks the man, which is what most people want out of a muscle girl anyways

>>17048636
>Understandable, but why take it that direction? Big buff muscle girl and suddenly getting all weak in the knees is about as clashing as two themes can get
not really, the greeks made stories about it all the time
1 theme
no matter how strong you are physically,
in the matters of the heart you are just as vulnerable as everyone else.

>>17048427
It's always time for Onis/Ogres/Orcs

I'd happily live in a world with only those three species. Full of big muscle dom girls.

>>17048667
What the fuck is going on in the background?

>>17048646
I'm talking about porn here. People rarely want buff tall girl for blushing sweety, at least not the ones with good taste anyways.

>>17048646
Except it's done to death to the point where people actually expect it over the personality being played straight.
You know one reason why people here like hellhounds so much? Because they're a girl that doesn't suddenly do a complete personality change just because you put your dick in her.
They aren't even my kind of girl and I can see that.

>>17048680
Style.

Did Melon died? Haven't seen him draw anything in a while.

>>17048667
>Onis/Ogres/Orcs
Why does everyone always forget best muscle girl amazon?

>>17048699
>public sex
That's why.

>>17048699
They're my favorite. I don't like to mention them so people don't ruin them

>>17048696
It looks like the world is dying.

>>17048689
its cliche cause it works dammit.

>>17048680
"Didn't feel like drawing a real background."

>>17048712
You misspelled "trite."

Why isn't that nice Kikimora who brings you dinner a few times a week pregnant with your child yet?

This is your daki for tonight

>>17048698
He is normally chilling around drinking coffee and talking about dreams. Stream tomorrow hopefully.

>>17048740
But I'd never wake up when nestled between those mounds.

Soft Onis are olev too

If a vampire sucks too much blood,where does the excess go to?

>>17048750
Tits, probably.

>>17048740
That Pailolibus needs some bat wings.

>>17048750
Tits and ass.

>>17048731
Because my "maid" is my daughteru.

>>17048740
But I want to be the little spoon.

>>17048740
I demand to know the summoning circle to get an Imp like this.

Which monster is best for buttjobs

>>17048750
Soft oni deserve to get taken advantage of for being so soft.

>>17048785
Whatever your waifu's species I think.

>>17048788
>Soft onis deserve to get fondled and groped tenderly

FTFY

>>17048788
She shouldn't even call herself an oni

I want a cute troll waifu who will make me delicous soup

>>17048792
But I wanted to enslave them and breed more so eventually every man can have their own soft oni.

The demon lord offers you a deal,she can bring a potential waifu of your choice for you,but she must have one defect between blindness,deaf or mute

do you still accept? if so,with which condition?

>>17048817
You have to set a good example for the oni, though, so they know to become loving wives instead of panting fuckslaves.

>Young succubi in rebellious teen age phase.
>"No fuck you dad, it's not just a phase! I'm a paladin of Pelor now!"
>Mostly just going through the motions for the thrill and glory, but over time comes to enjoy the gratitude the peasants have for her after saving the town from demons and through many trials and tribulations she is eventually redeemed in the eyes of her god.
>Adult version having to resist the urge to fuck every man in the room, but her will is strong and she will persevere.

So is it consistent to say that if a unicorn's husband dies and then remarries she doesn't become a bicorn? Provided her new husband is a virgin and doesn't cheat on her?

>>17048823
>she must have one defect between blindness,deaf or mute
Can I take on the defect for her? I'd go mute or deaf for my waifu.
I'd prefer to keep my eyesight so I can see her beauty but if I must, she can have that too.

>>17048636
I am open with her just straight pinning you down and raping you too!

>>17048823
Why is the Demon Lord doing this? Shouldn't she love bringing people together?

>>17048842
Also this, I'd gladly be mute. I'm already crippled a bit anyways, whats another one to the pile?

>>17048823
Mute easily

>>17048849
Can you imagine how your waifu would react if she knew you accepted a slew of disabilities (Crippled legs, muteness, blind, etc.) so you could be with her?

I'm imagining there'd be some permanent heart pupils and an unending desire to care for and protect you. Might be kinda nice?

>>17048823
Eh, I'd go find waifu by myself.

Mute is the least worst condition,you can still function without sounds somewhat

blindness is just horrible

>>17048878
>blindness is just horrible
I'll concede that blindness is the most difficult condition to deal with but I love music too much to lose that for the rest of my short life.
Mute feels like a lame cop out since it's not even as close to as the other two.

>>17048824
Well duh. You'd have to make sure they live in good conditions, are treated well and get plenty of care so they develop a bond with their owners. Besides learning how to best please their owners, they should also be taught how to run a household to get the most use out of them. And of course you'd need to make lots of little onis with them to reach the desired amounts in as few generations as possible. And then the little ones have to be raised with the utmost care as well.
Breeding soft onis is an arduous task.

>>17048814
I want to eat a Trolls fat bottom out while she's tending to her garden.

>>17048878
>>17048886
Hey, enjoy going through a drive through. Or karaoke night. Or waifu never being able to hear you say "I love you".

>>17048878
Blindness does make you the most dependent, though. It would be nice to have a cheshire embrace her role as a wonderland guide for you.

>>17048892
>eating meaty Troll ass
>while she's tending to the garden
>out in the open

Better not try that outside of heavily overcast days. Not only would she be sweaty, there's no way you would get way once the flowers on her head start blooming.

I'll turn into a blind shota and I'll become so much of a rapebait that I'll be unrapeable!

>>17048924
>blind
>underage
>and now without a waifu
Congratulations?

>>17048924
>suddenly every wock in wonderland wants to protect you

>>17048689
>implying a hellhound losing to cock and turning into a sub isn't the best

>>17048924
I'm not a shota scientist, but I don't think it works that way.

>>17048924
Since you are but a blind young lad, the village elders warn you to not stray too far from the village, to beware of human-like beings referred to as monster girls. Still, you wish greatly to be useful and help the locals as much as you can despite your ailment.

Lately you've become quite close to a lady who lives on the edge of town. She's been rather protecting and helpful in regards to your blindness, almost like an older sister to you. However, despite all the time you spend together, for some reason she refuses to meet with anyone else from the village...

If she asks to meet up after dark, certainly you wouldn't ignore your new best friend, right?

>>17048948
(You)

>>17049018
Of course not.

What is she

>>17049018
Poor kid's about to get V'd.

>>17048823
I'll take a deaf Yeti so she has to learn sign language with her big paws

>>17049018
>Blind shota becoming friends with a monster without even realizing it
This sounds like a movie.

>>17049046
The mystery is the best part!

Does she smell like nature? Always wear a fur coat? Wear funny armor with horns? Is she really big? Always riding a horse? Giving you silken gifts?

I like some blanks to fill in a story. Whatever monster girl you thought of first is what she actually is.

Give every man that hates or mistrusts a Holstaur. Nobody can hate monsters once they feel the love a Holst can give.

>>17049122
I hate Holstaurs.

>>17049122
>>17049127
I hate them too. Them and their breasts so big and perky, they could give you a sprained thumb.

>>17049127
Then you get a Minotaur

>>17049142
Still just an ill tempered cow.

>>17049162
Holsts and Minotaurs are sweet girls that just want a loving husband.

>>17049169
Minotaurs are rude rapecows that deserve to have their stupid big tits slapped.

>>17048924
wouldn't cripple boys evoke monstergirls nurturing nature?

>>17049186
>slapping a minotaur's tits
Anon, you don't know what you're doing. Stop!

>>17049186
What about that nice buff one that just wants to do nothing but smell flowers?

>>17049205
Ever heard of kawata shoujo? Now imagine kawata shounen.

>>17049207
Well they deserve to have them slapped around until they moo like the dumb cows they are.

>>17049210
I refuse to believe there is one like that. Rapists, all of them!

>>17049205
Depends on the species

>>17049205
Probably. He'd still get /ss/'d eventually. It's just how monster girls are.

>>17049207
Big Beefy Bovines!

>>17048599
The idea of Khornate MGs is too weird for me.
It just feels wrong.

>>17049240
I need beef in my life

>Melon drawing nacho.

>>17049281
Nachos are disgusting abominations.

>>17049281
>Nacho in a mating press
Glorious.

We need some scyllas/cecaelias in this thread desu

>>17049292
>Nachos are delicious abominations.
Fixed.

>>17047771
Wish I've evaded every piece of writefaggotry by a mile simply not to have them ruined.

>>17049302
Quote from nacho mating pressed
"What are you gonna do, mating press me?"

>>17047647
Phantom. Write about one who hits on different guys by creating a fantasy where she's captured by a Fallen Paladin. Most of them run or try to fight conventionally, which is boring. She marries the guy who realizes the whole thing is imaginary and has fun with it. Which wouldn't be hard to do if you know what Phantoms look like.

>>17048696
Melon is hopefully enjoying a cup of Ethiopian coffee and the attention of several Kikis asking him how it tastes.

>>17049317
Is it possible to rape a nacho into an ahegaoing mess without being a giant spider? Say what you will, but I would like the eldritch horror girls way more if they didn't have the seemingly inevitable inhuman transformation of their husbandos

Which MG would make the best coffee? Part of me says Lich or Gremlin, because the first works with potions and the second could build a Heterodyne Coffee Engine. Kiki would be a strong contender for coffee that doesn't almost kill you when you're not ready for it.

A MG cafe would be heaven.

>Onee-Chan Lamia waitress lets you eat while wrapped in her tail, and asks for a taste. Followed by kissing you.

>>17049369
Maybe a brown Alraune. A troll could work too.

>>17049369
Yuki-Onna. She could make coffee, tea, or cocoa to warm you up before coercing you into leg-locked missionary with the lights dimmed

>>17049369
>Collegiate Demon in glasses and a sweaterdress studying for her Rape Law exam with her legs crossed in a corner, making eyes at you over her textbook
>Kiki in between jobs from the maid service reading the daily paper and sipping from her favorite chair
>Piano is open use, and currently a Dullahan has her head set down on the top while she plays a smooth jazzy tune
>White Horn just came in from the cold and blushes as she passes by you with a little shy wave before ordering herself a nice hot coco
>Barista is a shortstack Imp in a cocktail outfit who knows literally everyone that comes in and is willing to chat for hours
There was a really comfy and well run student-run coffee cafe I went to back in college that was awesome and I can absolutely imagine it being populated by MGs

>>17049418
Gonna marry that Imp

>>17049418
Jazzy Dullahan sounds fun
I wanna take her head which has its eyes closed and cradle it in my arms to see how it changes the music she's playing

>>17049418
>Rape Law
That sounds fake.

>>17049418
>a blue oni barrista who runs the counter when the imp isn't around
>always bumps her head whenever she reaches under the counter for something
>wears her hair in a ponytail for convenience but is extremely self-conscious about her forehead
>doesn't mind when guys stare at her tits because eye contact makes her uncomfortable

>>17049485
Lovely.

>>17049485
I want to compliment her eyes

>>17049418
That sounds pretty comfy, would definitely sit down and drink some coffee to chill.

>>17049418
That cafe is the comfiest Greentext I've read in a long time. Please write more, even if not right away. If any Gremlins or Phantoms went there, I would Waifu them instantly.

>>17049513
Gremlins seems the type that would drink a lot of coffee but ruin the comfy atmosphere. Also, would that Phantom be a shape shifter? What else should she be?

>>17049475
Radical humans try to push it. It's up to monsters to find the loopholes to help men from being exploited by it.

>>17049513
A Phantom regular would absolutely be in a sultry dress with a veil over her face that hangs out in the shadows by the fireplace, and if you sit to chat with her she ad libs a long, dramatic story that she always claims is true while you sip your coffee and listen in rapt attention. She's a master storyteller and it's a joy every time. Also thanks.

>>17048689
Hellhound is so popular because she is basically everything protectionfags ever wanted, except the lack of muscles. Which turn out to be one of the biggest and most active MG fanbases. Plus also rallying a part of the wolfu fanbase and a practically all the femdom fanbase, which is likely the biggest fandom of them all among MGs.

>>17049557
I prefer gentle loving femdom

>>17049524
Gremlins are hyper in a cute way! She'd be working in the back surrounded by her Automations, welding copper parts and venting fans to the roasting machine. The whole shop would smell like delicious coffee thanks to her! Then she'd ask your opinion on which of her Automations has a softer chest.

>>17049532
Wow. She's completely perfect.

>You will never ad-lib with a Phantom.
>She can't correct you, because none of what she's saying is true either.
>And everything you both say rearranges the way her shadow version of the shop looks.
>It's hilarious when a customer walks too close to the corner and wants to know how the cafe became a saloon.
>Or part of the Demon Lord's Castle, an active battlefield, NERV HQ, a biplane, or part of Mechanicusburg.

>>17049570
Nobody cares.

>>17049570
Hellhound is pretty much loving femdom.

>>17049606
wasn't she more hard femdom?

>>17049611
hard femdom sounds more in line to what dark elves offer

>>17049619
arn't they birds of a feather?

>>17048823
This >>17048842, I'l just go mute for her. I don't talk much anyway.

>>17017076
>>>/i/503532
>>>/i/503533

So i found out someone on the upright-infinity-sign-chan tried to do a half assed mspaintjob to remove the xray from the anubutt drawing lol

new spam detection is weird

>>17048905
>Trusting a cheshire
>When she'd gladly watch you walk into a pole for a giggle.

>>17049624
You are way too good to us. Thanks.

>i found out someone on the upright-infinity-sign-chan tried to do a half assed mspaintjob to remove the xray from the anubutt drawing lol
What the actual fuck?

>>17049632
Yeah, but then she'd make up for it by 'accidentally' walking into your pole. Possibly bouncing on it.

>>17049639
Can't make up for broken trust. She'll know she's crossed the line when you quietly buy a white walking cane and stop relying on her direction.

It's a deceptive distance that no bridge can truly gap

>>17049639
i dont like how you said into instead of onto...

>>17049632
Her Mad Hatter friend is going to beat the shit out of her with a cane and tell her to make it up to that boy if she ever wants to be welcome to another tea party again

>>17049621
sure why not

>>17049624
Nice Nacho.

>So i found out someone on the upright-infinity-sign-chan tried to do a half assed mspaintjob to remove the xray from the anubutt drawing lol
Who cares?

>>17049663
And suddenly I'm picturing that gif of a guy getting sounded by a stiletto

>>17047647
How about a nice heartwarming story about a Matango?

>>17049665
It's too late. Blind anon is happily navigating his way around with a walking cane, and an echo-location trick he's learning from that sweet, big fruitbat onee-san down the road.

>>17049687
>Matango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk

>>17048392
Albino Lamia is not for lewds.
Even as a Wight.

>>17047647
How about a story about a Kitsune-Tsuki? They are practically never talked about. Maybe a shy girl gets possessed by a Kitsune-Bi and turns into a Kitsune-Tsuki. This gives her the courage to finally confront the boy she likes. Don't want to tell you what to write, just an idea I had.

>>17049692
What a shame. Looks like that last seat at the table is taken.
No, no one's there at the moment. It's reserved. Move that fat cat ass along.

>>17048740
She looks soft, snuggly and wants to smother me with a pillow full of knives. In other words she's utterly sublime.

>>17049692
>Blind anon can hang out with Werebat onee no problem at night because he can't see anyway
>She pampers him excessively, often smooshing her breasts all over him
Good girl.

A bunch of Wendigo crowding around a human girl because they think she's a cool warrior.

>>17049717
Speaking of Hatters, Canes and beating the shit out of things, I'd like to see a Hatter in stylish Yharnam getup with that tophat and a threaded cane. Stabbing and whipping stylishly while holding tea in one hand.

>>17049611
No, they treat their men as if they were made of porcelain.

Except during sex, I think and the profile implies, that during sex the porcelain treatment is off and they give you hard femdom.

So again, yet another plus for Hellhound since she is both worlds, hard femdom in sex, soft femdom outside of sex.

>>17049754
thats confusing, im just going to pretend she doesn't exist.

>>17049761
Typically for the better desu

>>17049737
How about a Speedwagon srtle hatter tossing their hat like a weapon?

As of today, I've been with Jabberwock for 3 years! Time sure flies, but love is eternal!

>>17049777
Even I would be afraid. Though the Bloodborne pimp cane is far too stylish to give up

>>17049800
>>17049737
I just want to see her do a song and dance routine. Something like 'singing in the rain'.

Amazons are sad the Hellhound has near monopoly over prorectionfags. They exist.

>>17049802
That's... tame.

>>17049809
Jesus fuck look at those massive braids

>>17049809
You won't need protection from either of them if you invest enough money into yourself.

>>17049809
Blame KC entirely over this
> He cut the "they protect men" line in the updated profile
> He didn't gave her muscles, despite the fact she should had been probably given beyond Minotaur level muscles. I mean "amazon" is pretty much a synonym of muscular women in modern language.

>>17049809
>PinHead.jpg

>>17049874
Pat

>>17049874
Cute! I want one.

>>17049874
I just took you on a walk 5 minutes ago!

>No big werebat nee-san to snuggle and snack on fruit with
I wanna squish big fluffy bat tits. I bet her breastmilk tastes sweet like fruit.

Petite Dragon idol?
Megamilf Vampire mistress?
Or be the Monster Lord's husband?

>>17049936
Monster Lord's husband gachiBASS

>>17049936
>Or be the Monster Lord's husband?
>You'll never have lilim daughterus

>>17049860
I get the feeling thats more a symptom of old art. Some of his earlier profiles are...well that. And amazon was right around the time he started getting into the swing of things, so still really early. Hell I'm pretty sure he said there are plenty of buff amazons in one of those Q&A things.

>>17049936
I guess the vampire. Idol has too many responsibilities and I don't want weirdos in my house watching the demon lord give birth either.

>>17049874
Imma waifu that fox when she's of age. Until then I shall subtly mold her by acting as the caring Onii-chan

>>17049959
>Marry DL at a pretty flashy, but fun, wedding
>Months later my first daughter is close to being born
>Suddenly have people camp around the castle, saying that they "want a front row seat for the birthing!"
>I turned the hose on them, and the stubborn ones who wouldn't leave had to get the wasp spray

>>17049936
Dragon Idols are the best!

They defend the village from Monsters and Villains, but always have time to write autographs for fans!

>>17049956
"Plenty" still implies you might end up with a non buff one. Unlike the Jinko and Minotaur which guarantee any waifu of that race will have lickable abs.

>>17049975
>and the stubborn ones who wouldn't leave had to get the wasp spray
>not the wasps themselves

>>17049999
There weren't any wasps around anymore thanks to the spray.

>>17050002
What if the wasp spray was designed to attract them

>>17050006
I don't know about that anon, but I'd start hitting them with a stick.

>>17050006
I don't think such low level monsters would live around the DL's castle. It'd either be some sort of sub-species, like War Wasps, or other monsters entirely, like Behemoths, Demons, and Dullahans.

>>17050012
>It'd either be some sort of sub-species, like War Wasps
Enraged Wasps

>>17050015
Red Wasps with yellow stripes.

>>17049809
>they prefer to have sex in front of other people
Yeah gee I can't imagine why they might not be as popular.