/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Making that one anon from the last thread's dream come true by having the first post be Miku.

>>17040242
Kagamines coming in at second, as it should be. Sorry Luka/Gumi/IA/Yukarifags

>5th time trying to submit this post, something's up.
Yesterday I had so many problems to post with an image, as well.

>>17040288
Yeah, me too, I kept getting a 'Connection error'.

>>17040282
Yukari had her fair share of first posts already.

I'm not sure if this is the right place to talk about this, given the wide spread utaite hate, but is anyone here into odottemita?

>>17040899
>her fair share
Which would've been none

>>17040916
>given the wide spread utaite hate
I don't hate it, I just ignore it completely and pretend it does not exist.

Oh! What we have here...?

>>17041265
>would've been
if it wasn't for me, of course.

>Sweet Devil + Glasses
I didn't know I needed this is my life.

This thread looks like it could use a dose of that old Miku sorcery.

Moe Miku Magical Pew!

A little over 4 days remaining until the lottery results are in. Are we nervous yet?

>>17042984
Yet? I've been nervous since like March last year

>>17041406
>no bacon wrapped hot dog
clearly nothing to give a shit about

>>17041406
What the hell are those things on Yukari's chest?

What's in the box /jp/

>>17044561
Miku compilation CD from Exit Tunes

>>17043941
Look at that smug face of someone who has everything and won't share it with others. What happened to the "I'll make way for my brothers and sisters" of The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku?

>>17045071
I'm sure Miku wants to help the other Vocaloids, since she's so kind-hearted and amazing, but CFM just wants all the cash to themselves.

>>17045242
>since she's so kind-hearted
I met Miku the other day by accident. She looked at me with a mix of disgust and a pretentious look. It couldn't be lack of hygiene, because that morning I bathed in the town's water tank.

Hi, dear customer! Please, choose which one will serve you for the rest of your stay!

>no Yukari
Sorry, must have come to the wrong place.

>>17045893
Lukas dress is really nice.
Do they also serve green tea?

>>17045893
>Miku would be hyperactive and kinda clumsy. The chances of spilling my coffee would be very high. At the other hand, she would clumsily try to clean my pants without realising her hands are dangerously close to places she is not supposed to touch. Chances of panty flashing would also be very high.

>Rin would try her best to smile and be nice, yet I'd totally notice that she is faking it and that she actually despises an old pervert like me. She would totally be very cautious with her skirt.

>Len would be fun and entertaining. He would recommend me the best food and ice creams of the store, yet he couldn't know about things he, as kid, hasn't had the chance of taste (mainly, alcoholic drinks).

>Luka would be elegant and quiet, mature yet slightly informal, and be connoisseur of all the different kind of sushi, specially the ones based on tuna.

>MEIKO would be extremely professional and polite, with a very sophisticate vocabulary. Her strong points are the wine and cocktail menus. If you sit at the bar instead of a table, she could also give you an interesting conversation in between serving others.

>KAITO would make you feel like he is your lifelong butler. He would be a very skilled barista, with original recipes that combine different types of coffee and ice cream. If you are a girl, he could call you "Ojou-sama" and, if you are a man and ask him, too.

>>17045893
>maid Len
I feel... Conflicted

>>17046215
https://youtu.be/IbgTGWB5N00

>>17046314
These damn chinese singing robots making me question my sexuality

Let's keep the balance
https://youtu.be/nphIJj7m6II

>>17046215
that's barista uniform, doofus.

>>17046387
Technically it's not gay if it's a robot. Right...?

>>17044574
Is that a question or a statement of fact?

>>17045344
I saw Miku at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

New wholoid in the making.
When will they stop?

>>17046694
Only if the cables don't touch

>>17046948
>Lumi
>Luka + Gumi

Really makes you think.

>>17046975
I think that's supposed to be a V

>>17046982
It's really Lumi
https://ava01.com/news/001/

Sayaka Ohara is her voice provider.

>>17046975
Well then, I'll ship her with Maika: Meiko + Luka

>>17046942
Wow, what an ass.

>>17047047
>Wow, what an ass.
Thank you! I do a lot of exercise.

Object Z when?

>>17046948
>When will they stop?
When people stop buying vocaloids.

>>17047013
Which company is developing her? I can't read moon.

Look what came in today!

>>17047013
Hm, I know I called her a wholoid, but now I'm kind of interested on what she sounds like...

>>17046314
Great song, but I was expecting this one;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChXcJmXjBw

>>17048859
Being a wholoid doesn't mean being of bad quality. The opposite is also true.

>>17050098
poor Luka...

>>17048859
She's going to be Luka, but better.

>>17050370
a better tragedy?

>>17050370
Wasn't Yukari supposed to be the new Luka?

>>17050098
This is very true *coughchough*Luka*coughcough*

>>17050459
I mean, she does have a better voice/design/is cuter/etc...

>>17049372
Poor Len... Then again, he probably secretly likes it

>>17050821
There was nothing wrong with her design. It was cool and unique. Her voice had a special charm too.

>>17051362
Are you talking about Luka or Yukari? Because in >>17050459 I was talking about Yukari, not Luka...

>>17051462
fuck i meant >>17050821 i'm retarded ;_;

>>17051462
I meant Luka.

>>17051763
Yukari>Luka they're both qts though <3

>>17051816
Used to really like Luka, but nowadays very few songs make me feel anything other than disappointment.
Yukari's appends also didn't quite impress me, but her Jun is alright at least.

>>17050821
It's a low point when even the poor and homeless can go 'yeah, at least I'm not Luka'.

>>17050409
Just by it not being Luka makes it a better everything. The good edition.

Are you ready for the comeback?

>mfw all this bullying

>>17052304
Bullying Luka has been a sport since 2015

>>17052319
>sport
If it were a sport there'd be some form of competition or skill involved. There's not. It's so god damn easy to bully Luka, it ought to be a war crime. There needs to be a geneva convention against this.

>>17052284
Post more slutterfly Miku.

>>17052420
Rond 2 Slutterfly...

>>17052420
>>17052422
And Round 1 Slutterfly, aka the winner slutterfly

More to come with each round!

>>17052422
More.

>>17052284
>>17052422
>>17052426
Look as this cheap whore. I bet I can't even count on my fingers how many times daily she's getting scrubbed like a scourer across the bedding until her stomach looks like a better Bruce Lee film. Bulging and spluttering in a cloud of tears and fear as she's getting blocked square in the hexagon nut by a big, frothing, quivering, pitching, pounding, royal purple Japanese johnson, accompanied by a high frequency declaration of love that most likely means "Who's your daddy' in moon.

Post more of this slut, given that it is Miku it shouldn't be so difficult to find. I know you all have such images, so get to it.

>>17052559
GUMI I know it's you, you can stop posting anytime.

Anyone else excited for this?
I wonder how SSE will handle the store exclusives that the japanese ration got. It's a shame none of them were scanned or anything, they seemed to have some cute art of miku and the OCs from the story

>>17052642
*version, not ration
That's what i get for posting with my phone

are from y to y and starduster related?

>>17052602
I bet Miku actively seeks such events and I'm sure she knows exactly how to get it wild, right down to the goddamn science. She doesn't try to prepare anything in advance, she knows the only way to really get the boots knocking is by giving herself bad odds and not expect a thing.

Like Invite some bastard home she doesn't like to cheese fondue and Kalaha, and agree to go to bed early. Then it suddenly takes momentum.

This is how most festivals occured back in the day, and still does, so there's probably some line of logic behind it.
Is no one going to post any lewds? Come on, it's Miku! Meeeku. I thought you all loved that.

>>17052671
I mean, they're both by JimmyThumbP, but I don't think the songs are actually connected/related..

>>17052704
They are in SEGA's PVs, where From Y to Y is a prequel to Starduster. They are not officially, though.

what's a good module to use for the snow white princess is?
snow miku 2015 looked good initially but then it changed to the concert part and it looked stupid

>>17053702
Use tan bikini Miku for everything
Even not-Miku songs

>>17053702
The red dress Meiko module

>>17053843
Isn't that all of them?

Round three is going to begin soon.

Miku is starting out in 6th place. She will redeem herself.

Send her your love!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VG8c_HUR_M&feature=push-lbss&attr_tag=Dn5vN2cEUvQRX2jX-6

>>17052642
Can't say I'm any more excited by reading a Japanese fanfiction than an English one.

>>17055173
I got new emial from support.

>After you apply to the application there will be an automatic confirmation mail.If you haven't received the confirmation e-mail yet, you might have informed your e-mail address wrong or there must be some issues on your e-mail settings. How ever if you have informed the e-mail address correctly your apply for the application will be succeeded.But still we can not check for all customers status for now.

>If you are worried please apply again, and your order will be updated.In that case please inform the credit card which you have applied on the previous order.
I tried to apply again with three different addresses and still got no reply. Not sure what they meant by "inform" but I guess they just want me to use same credit card as before.
Soemoen please kill me, all I wanted is to just go to this concert...

I got new emial from support.

>After you apply to the application there will be an automatic confirmation mail.If you haven't received the confirmation e-mail yet, you might have informed your e-mail address wrong or there must be some issues on your e-mail settings. How ever if you have informed the e-mail address correctly your apply for the application will be succeeded.But still we can not check for all customers status for now.

>If you are worried please apply again, and your order will be updated.In that case please inform the credit card which you have applied on the previous order.
I tried to apply again with three different addresses and still got no reply. Not sure what they meant by "inform" but I guess they just want me to use same credit card as before.
Someone please kill me, all I wanted is to just go to this concert...

>>17055259
I'm beginning to feel slightly jealous and wounded, they never responded to my emails. Oh well, that's the least infuriating part, this whole campaign has just been a bundle of diseases.

Can you imagine that you won, but the notification email never reached you?

>>17054709

>>17054709
>5th
Meh, could have gone worse, I suppose.

>janitor deleted your funposts
'Kay.

>>17055259
They're just screwing with us. 'Keep trying and fill out your credit card infomation, Gaijin. Don't forget the "money" part. :^)'

>>17055466
she is in 3rd over all. if she gets 1st, or possibly even 2nd in the next round, she can retake the lead.

i still have high hopes.

>>17054946
Wish I could be this patient with my packages.

>>17055621
Yeah, he's feeling really good about it. He's gonna remove a single seal for every thread.

>>17055583
I'd be totally happy with a top 3 overall

Being the eternal Mikufag that I am, I feel some slight obligation to assist her best friend in her time of peril.

Lukafags please recommend me an album so I can support her. Even if it's one that hasn't been uploaded yet, I'll just share it with you all then.

>>17056124
Fatman-P - Silent Noise

My wife Miku asked me to write this post to announce that she is already married to me and thus she is not available anymore. She thanks to everyone that tried and ask you to support her and her new family.

Best regards,
Miku's husband.

>>17056884
this isn't reality
wake up Anon

>>17056884
My wife looks so great in a wedding dress.

>>17048002
The company is Akatsuki Virtual Artists aka AVA.

Siva just uploaded his version of Miracle Paint in Youtube.

As always, 90% of the video is panty flashing

>>17056124
If you want something classic, there is always Megurhytym.

But if you want something new, you can go for any of the 16 albums she got on her birthday: http://karent.jp/special/luka17

>>17056884
>>17056929
>marrying everybody's whore

>>17056978
Saw it, loved it <3

I remember this part short-circuiting my brain the first time I tried this, otherwise easy song, on Extreme.

https://youtu.be/3Cz8EW80c0w

>>17056947
I guess the vocaloid market is better than I thought, given that there's a new company entering the game at this point.

>>17055621
>>17055633
>he's feeling really good about it
But I am feeling really good about it

>>17056671
>>17057028
Cheers.

>>17057181
>overlooking all the experience and knowledge she has in decadence
Your loss.

I need help /jp/
I'm trying to rip some of my Vocaloid DVDs and each time I do it, it seems the video quality is on par for a regular Youtube release.

Are Japanese DVDs really shitty? Or is it most likely my computer causing this?

I'm using Win X DVD Platinum as it was the only free DVD ripper I could find and install correctly. If anyone has any tips for ripping DVDs please share them with me.

Pic related is what keeps coming out so far

Can anyone upload Dual Sight in 320 or V0? MikuDB only has V2.

>>17059763
Native resolution of dvds are about 720x480, and upscaled dvds look like trash regardless.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15052026

posting a Momo song on Momo's birthday
Happy birthday Momo!

Alright /jp/, about six and a half hour remaining.

Are we feeling maybe a little bit lucky?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VVyViiqt_c

Happy birthday Momo! I always like using her voicebank, so soft and cute <3

Thirty minutes! Are we feeling apprehensive? A little excited? Anticipating disappointment?

I accidentally dropped my copy of Miku Symphony 2016 and one of the sides of the case has cracked. Hold me anons.

>>17061493
RIP.

>>17060070
>nyancat meme girl
Literally who?

>>17054709
>tfw I actually do like Super GT
>tfw the fucking hours make it basically impossible for me to watch a race live

>>17061493
get a replacement jewel case
or shell out another $40 if the disc itself is damaged

miku demands it

Here I was hyping myself up and the notification is first given on the 27th. Maybe I should do like the rest of /jp/ and just smoke tonnes of weed.

We're quickly reverting back to a single digit post count daily, it's kind of nice.

>>17061720
I was wondering what do you find so exciting about the end of lottery, heh.
I was about to roll a joint though.

>>17057398
I've said this the entire time. Vocaloids are doing fine, the fanbases are just more divided than they were seven to ten years ago.

>>17061847
I feel kind of dumb. I could go for a blunt to the face, then another blunt to the face, and not make sense for the next two hours.

Damn this song, what's the trick to this?

Meiko seems to love blond boys

>>17061720
what were you counting down to?

>>17062588
Dunno if there's really a trick to it. Just gotta dual wield the 230bpm technical zone and 'triplets' in the chorus and second technical zone.

What is your opinion of Miku x Meiko?

>>17063048
You know, Luka's age gap with Miku was bad enough...

>>17063048
I think it could be cute if done right. I can't really recall seeing them as a ship in song or art

>>17063048
Not as good as Miku x Rin.

>>17063048
Disgusting.

She has to take her dirty hands off the cake.

I feel like Miku x IA is a untapped goldmine.

>>17063317
That all depends on the person headcanon; I see no problem with it personally. I'm not the biggest fan of shipping in general

>>17062713
I don't blame her. If there's ever been a blond boy to like, it's Len.

She should still stick to her own age though

Thinking about getting a Project Diva game for my PS3.

Are there any songs from the older games not available on F 2nd? I'm not sure if I should get those games and F 2nd or just that one. I might even aim to get Project Mirai DX for the 3DS too.

>>17063661
If you've got a ps4, you should get Future tone instead. It has nearly all the songs from previous games, though not many from X or Mirai. Very few of the songs from previous games are in F 2nd, but there's probably fanmade charts or whatever they're called you can download.

>>17063659
She should, but just like Luka, she can't help but lust after the young ones.

>>17063661
>Are there any songs from the older games not available on F 2nd?
Quite a few, yes.

From 1:
>Jaded
>Love is War
>One second in Slow Motion
>Far Away
> Strobe Nights
>Star Story
>Last Night, Good Night
>Sweet*Drops
>Grumpy Waltz
> Marginal (dlc in f2nd)
>Dreaming Leaf
> Song of wastelands, etc etc
> Hato
> moon
> Beware the Miku Miku Bacteria
> Song of Life
> The secret garden
> Dear cocoa girls
> Velvet Arabesque
> Updating my Love List?
>Voc@loid in Love
> Your Diva
> Electric Angel (dlc)
> Disappearance of Hatsune Miku
> Requiem for the Phantasma
If I put a space before it it shows up in 2nd or extend thus has a chart for extreme. First Project Diva game doesn't have charts for extreme.

2nd:
>magnet (dlc)
>Ai Kotoba (dlc)
>Sound
>Butterfly on Your Right Shoulder (Live version as well)
>Just Be Friends (dlc)
>From Y to Y
>Yellow (dlc)
>Change Me (dlc)
>PoPiPo
>Cantarella original manlier version
>When The First Love Ends (dlc)
>Gigantic Girl
>Dear
>Gemini
>VOiCE
>Innocence
>I Understand in Reality
>Love-Colored Ward
>Finder (DSLR remix-remix)
>Promise (dlc)
>The First Sound
>Saihate
>Look This Way, Baby (dlc)
>Stargazer
>Stardust Utopia
>Time Limit
>GO MY WAY!!
>relations

Extend
>Nekomimi Switch
>Solitude's End (dlc)
>Palette
>Starduster
>To The End of Infinity (dlc)
>Puzzle
>Lover's Suicide Oblivion
>RinRin Signal
>Melody...
>Iroha Uta
>Colorful x Sexy
>Rolling Girl (dlc)
>Sekiranun Graffiti (dlc)

f/F: All of them.

mirai/Mirai 2/DX: Pretty much all of them. I could list them if that helps.

>>17063711
I don't have a PS4 unfortunately.
>Very few of the songs from previous games are in F 2nd
So it wouldn't hurt to get F?

I also am thinking about getting a pstv for a psn vita game I have, though it seems like that doesn't matter as all the things in the vita versions are in the ps3 games? Though X is also available for that.

>>17063963
Ah thanks!

>>17063369
I must politely disagree with you there

>>17063969
F and F 2nd don't share any songs, but you might be able to download songs from one in the other. Might as well get one first and see if you can do that.

>>17063969
Be careful if you are trying to play F on the PSTV. You need the Japanese version or a hacked console (the western release is blacklisted) plus a DS4 (you can't map the swipes to the analog sticks).

Happy birthday, Momo-chan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbQKY8n2Te8

>>17055259
>>17055295
Didn't get a confirmation on my first application, but got on the second. There was talk that the automated reply would only be sent to the first 100 because they used a gmail account to reply. Made my first application on the first day and second 2 weeks ago. You should be good if the address was correct.

>>17065010
Also since the deadline passed check your credit cards authorization holds. If you won it will show on your CC days before they send out the mail (might be different this year).

Bruno is the most realistic sounding vocaloid I have heard

I haven't heard most though

what would you say is the most realistic sounding regardless of language?

>>17065036
Got nothing on coming transactions, so if it's not different I guess I'll just have to suck ass.

>>17065225
Patience... any day now ;_;

>>17065052
Utau is currently leagues ahead of Vocaloid when it comes to realism, which is honestly laughable at best, for better or worse.

Start there. http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30686469

>>17064004
At least you're polite about it.

>>17063048
Eh, Negitoro is better.
>>17063369
I'd rather ship Rin with myself <3

Summer is almost there...

>>17066693
Not for us Southern hemisphere fuckers :(

>>17066720
Well, for you, winter is almost there.

>>17066693
The more time passes, the more I want to be Miku. Is this normal?

>>17066693
>tattoo on thigh
Lewd.

>>17066910
>Tatoo on thigh is lewd
Wait until you see that tatoo on Miku's breast (Magnet) or on her mons pubis

>>17066844
Get out Vincent.

>>17067078
I know right? This woman is so damn shameless.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14525349
This is so good, too bad the sound quality is shit though...

>>17067078
>spoiler
Post 3 songs that do this.

>>17066844
Can i save this picture?

I know utaite is hated here but
http://utaitedb.net/Al/5995
http://utaitedb.net/Al/5996
These are by the producer himself so they don't count right?
also does anyone have these

>>17070518
This is Vocaloid/UTAU thread.
Get your 3DPD out of here.

>>17070537
Where do you recommend i ask about this then

They're doing a stream showing off the Snow Miku designs people have submitted
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv297723136?cp_webto=share_tw-iosapp

>>17070642
They should just give up. Snow Miku 2017 is the supreme Snow Miku.

>>1707064
It's going to be really hard for there to be a design thats as good as 2017 but I don't mind more cute Miku designs

Here are the finalists

>>17070689
I like the top right.

>>17070697
Same here.

>>17070689
Bottom left is best miku

>>17070689
From left to right, and top to bottom:
- Touhou
- Ugly cat is not fine too
- Pretty good
- Don't like the dress
- I like this very much, but not for Snow Miku
>- White hair

So, top right.

>>17070689
the top middle is the only one that really makes me think of winter but I don't really like the design that much

Higher Quality picture

>>17070777
You know what, 5 is not bad at all. It reminds me of Yumi.

I can't figure out what animal 3, 4, and 6 represent

>>17070770
Actually pretty cute

>>17070689
Bottom middle is objectively the best one.
Top middle is runner up.

>>17070689
>>17070777
They're all terrible.

Post Snow Miku rejects

>>17071006

>>17071006

>>17071026
spooky!

does anyone have a link to *luna's new album?

>>17071040
What the hell? I totally like this one!

>>17070783
>>17070963
In fact, looks like that is the most popular so far. Chances for that design to win are very high.

>>17070777
1. I've seen cuter foxes but it's ok
2. To fluffy. Not really my thing.
3. a qt
4. Cute but that dress doesn't look that good on a chibi, maybe on a normal sized Miku,
5. I like it
6. Nice but doesn't look like Miku.

>>17071006
Very cute.

>>17071040
This is one of my favourites.

Boooh! They didn't choose us...

Snow Miku hasn't been good since Snowboard Miku.

I need a new album to buy.

>>17070777
5 is the only decent one.

>>17071937
TDA Miku, is that you?

>>17072429
Hmmm.... Now I don't like it that much... 5 it is.

>>17072429
Does she like anal?

>>17072429

cute

>>17072538
Well, it IS Miku.

>>17072538
Robots don't really have rectum so...

>>17072429
>transparent skirt
I don't like it that much anymore...

>>17072634
What's wrong with transparent skirts?

>>17072692
Too revealing, too lewd.

>>17072708
Nah, I can't see panties or anything. By your logic, I could argue that iXima design is lewd because I can see her thighs and ankles below her translucent tights.

>>17072739
It's a corset, it's pretty damn lewd.

Can't find a download for Top Secret anywhere.
And its sold out on amazon

>>17073541
Use a proxy and buy it from BOOTH

This is just beautiful, must buy

>>17073860
she looks like she is in the process of taking off her clothes

I like this one

>>17073860
When is this out?

>>17073860
Not a big fan of her eyepatch, but it's really nice.

teto?

>>17070777
number 6

>>17074823
Looks too much like a repeat of 2015 snow Miku

>>17073860
She looks about ready to start her new career.

>>17074955
It doesn't look that similar to me.

If you want to vote for which Snow Miku you like you can here:
https://event.goodsmile.info/snowmiku2018/en/

New LamazeP dose

https://youtu.be/2_SpXHgIkAM

>>17073860
>Thumb of left hand under the tight

There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to cum inside Miku, then Rin, then Miku again.

>>17075335
Sounds like the same biweekly banal Miku wank he's been releasing the past couple of months. When he isn't just remaking his old songs, that is.

>>17075371
That's all they're good for anyway.

>>17075371
Amen brother

>>17075375
We need more Upooi

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/1418396728

>>17075194
Thanks

>>17075194
>>17075407
Do they really care about Baka Gaijin votes?

>>17075422
If the site is offered in English and Chinese too, I don't see why not

>>17075422
they care about the baka gaijin's money so it's worth it to let them vote

>>17075371
There is everything wrong with it.
Only Miku deserves love.

>>17075452
Love =/= lust

>>17075452
I guarantee you, Miku gets her fair share of "love", if that's what we're calling it.

>>17075452
What about Yukari?

>>17075520
Maybe. After a couple of baths and a haircut...

>>17075520
Yukari deserves love as well

Len is not paid enough for the things they do to him.

>>17075563
No haircuts!

>>17075582
At least trim the ends, I bet they are all split and uneven, and probably very worn out because of too much living on the streets

>>17075589
No! Public baths weekly!

I wouldn't mind if people keeps posting Miku cats...

>>17075624
no one likes cats

>>17075623
How do you afford it? Don't tell me you sneak in on Sunday nights, when they close...

>>17075624
I wouldn't mind if people stopped beating around the bush and posted the lewds already.

>>17075629
The Internet disagrees with you.

>>17075649
>afford it
There are other ways to take a bath anon, The sewers are filled with water.

>>17075667
I can find plenty of people who think cats are the worst on the internet

>>17075677
Ew. Stay away from me. I could catch something...

>>17075624
>Miku cats
Most fitting animal for Miku; She also presents herself to untold amount of strangers daily.

>>17075649
Girls keep secrets Anon...

>>17075692
Bunny suits her better.

>>17075699
So she lives and breathes only to get railed, whereafter everyone loses interest in her. Pretty accurate as well. What a slut.

>>17075692
>She also presents herself to untold amount of strangers daily.
Well, that's what you do when you are a famous singer...

I really want GUMI so stop posting.

>>17075713
In skimpy outfits as well. I also hear Miku is having some jungle fever lately, it just gets better and better.

>>17075714

>>17075714
As a whocaloidfag I want Gumifag to continue posting
Based Gumi standing up to the tyranny

>>17075743
Wait what, who? I'm UTAU.

>>17075743
What is this tyranny you talk about? Am I not being nice?

>>17075753
Of course. I mean, how can you not consider the town bicycle as nice? The nicest, in fact.

>>17075743

>>17075743

Hey, this is nice. A silhouette of Miku made with the name of her (I suppose most popular) songs.

>>17075388
We need him to throw out Miku for some other Vocaloid. The songs he releases with her are so dull and uninspired, you'd almost think he doesn't particularly give a shit either way.

>>17075982
Do all these hobos really believe in this?

>>17075335
I'm sorry
it doesn't have the charm of the older ones.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5091266

>>17076002
Did you listen to his recent Miku songs? How is this not scraping the bottom of the barrel. He actually starts to resemble Lamaze the moment he uses anybody other than old and busted bluehead.

>>17076068
You mean new LamazeP songs?
I listen to them all and I honestly enjoy them. Of course not every song will be as good as Love Song, but I still enjoy Start Love of Program, perma-something magic pen, Call and NayNayNaybeat etc. a lot.

Received an email from my credit card company asking me to confirm a suspicious recent purchase, made today to a TIKET UTOPIA

Guys
Dudes
Oh my god I'm freaking out
Could this really mean what I hope it means?

>>17076114
Fuck, I will be checking my email every 5 minutes now.
I just hope I won't win like 4 tickets or something.

>>17076135
I just hope I win like 1 ticket, or something. I never win these stupid lotteries.

>>17076135
>I just hope I won't win like 4 tickets or something.
Yeah... Me too

>>17076180
Oh my god, and you bought two for each?
Sides gone.

>>17076180
FUCK

my friends also have bought in total 3 double tickets. I hope I will keep it under 2kPLN.

>check upcoming transactions
>nothing
I fucking knew it. Oh well, have a nice trip everyone.

>>17076231
I might sell you one ticket if I happen to have spare one.

>>17076239
That's very kind of you. I'll keep holding faith that my bank is just slow to update.

I can't believe some of you won five tickets, that's insane.

>>17076253
But it might be just a reservation. It's unrealized transaction.
They might reserve these on everyone to see who have enough money to pay for the tickets before the choose winners.

>>17076180
Have you only 4 in total?

>>17076265
I doubt that. I've just checked my bank and I've got nothing. Absolutely nothing, and the archive have already jumped to June.

You're all incredibly lucky bastards, maybe the key is to choose double tickets. Nonetheless I'll go out and be depressed now.

>>17076272

>>17076272
My tickets weren't doubles. >>17076224

Fuck, I still hope I won't lose so much money on it, but it still was worth it. I can't wait to see my beloved on stage.

>>17076265
>But it might be just a reservation. It's unrealized transaction.
>They might reserve these on everyone to see who have enough money to pay for the tickets before the choose winners.
That's what I'm hoping isn't the case, because those charges are usually only a penny or a dollar, to verify that the card is real, also
>Have you only 4 in total?
Yes, which makes me excited because I applied for all 5 shows.

>>17076280
God fucking damnit man, I hate these stupid lotteries. Twice I've lost the Dollfies and now this concert, not even a single god damn ticket and I applied for all of them, S and SS seats, I didn't care. The eternal salt flows through my veins and I swear I've got the blackest luck on this side of Suez. So fucking jealous.

>>17076282
I hope you have a nice time, anon. Think of those less fortunate when you're there and greet her from us.

>>17076293
>>17076280
>>17076272
>>17076231
Everything will be daijoubu.
Maybe they didn't generated all the transactions at the same time.

>>17076318
Don't get my hopes up now anon, that's mean.

I appreciate the effort to act reassuringly and lift the mood, but I'm used to the lingering bitter taste of defeat. I'm just incredibly salty, I'll be over it by the time I've filled my weary head with gin.
I just can't bring my mind around this stupid lottery concept the Japanese are so enthralled by. If it were the standard first come, first serve I'd at least have a fighting chance, but this stupid trash is left entirely to the almighty, and he obviously doesn't give a fuck.

>>17065036
Reply to self, seeing a big authorization hold on my CC, but cant see more details yet. omfg

>>17076374
Forget the salt, I'll laugh my ass to high hell if I'm the only one here who didn't win. It's getting too real, I can't handle it.

Hey, at least you guys can afford buying tickets and traveling to Japan. Being a poorfag is suffering.

I'm jealous of Yukari, at least she has a nice body.

>>17076404
I didn't apply for tickets.
I used to watch VocaNicoNights live though.

>>17075574
Well, it's 100% his fault for always looking so bullyable

>>17076404
Yeah... Lucky Yukari.

>>17076346
Well, I dunno.

I've seen on my friend's screenshot that he had this transaction on 17 so I thought they might not do it instantly.

But now I as think about it, it was days before the end of lottery so it might not be the case, sorry.

>>17076433
Don't feel sorry when you've done nothing wrong, anon. Shit sucks, that's all there is to it, and I blame no one but the stupid lotto system they insist on keep using.

I'll try to ride out my luck (heh) and see if someone here have a spare, or try to find some ticket shark.

>can't check reserved/future transactions on my card
Well this is exciting.

>>17076425
Yukari might be poor, but there are many possibilities when you are an attractive girl: finding a man who supports you, work as a model, selling your body at worst or just enjoy masturbating to your mirror reflection

>>17076500
Good thing Let's plays bring in enough money so none of those is necessary.

>>17076404
>Hey, at least you guys can afford buying tickets and traveling to Japan.
I moved 400 miles across state, went to technical school, and got a job working 70 hours a week just so I could be able to afford this trip. I changed my entire life just for this concert.

Here is a picture of Miku hugging Miku.

>>17076547
Cute, but nothing will ever top Miku kissing Miku.

>>17076519
I'm glad you got a ticket then, or however many you got.

In the time since I discovered Miku back in '08 I went from school to university, got my bachelors and opened a clinic alongside my brother. I really just wanted to see her once, figured now would be the best time, but something something lottery.

>>17076564
I remember that picture

>>17076647
>Hand holding
Wow, is even more lewd than I thought.

>>17076661
I got some more for you.
Sadly I don't have many Miku x Miku pics.

>>17076388
I don't think its even possible not to win on the gaijin lottery. The list i saw last year when picking up my tickets was 99% SS. One person got S on that page lol. Hoping that everyone here gets it... waiting for saturday intensifies.

>>17076678
This is an estrange fetish. I like it.

>>17076934
I'm running out of Miku x Miku.

I do have to increase my Miku collection and I have to find a good way to organize it.

>>17076979
We could always switch to Rin. The Len ones are too lewd for this christian image board

>>17076811
I managed to get a hold on my bank advisor, she told me that reserved transactions will not show on my page until they're completed. It's supposedly in my best interest and a law to protect me as a consumer in my country.

So there's a slim chance yet. Sorry for blog posting.

>>17076979
>miku x miku
>posts miku with little child miku
We're reaching depths here.

>>17077160
I can imagine them fighting over the same card box when going to sleep.

>>17077181
Your delusions are amusing Anon.

>>17077045
>The Len ones are too lewd for this christian image board
Even better

>>17077198
What's the difference between a Yukari and a hooker?

None; they're both cheap, easy and spreads diseases.

>>17077254
>cheap
She is? Miku is something like $150, not very expensive.

>easy
I heard so. At least easier than Miku. Looks like Luka is the hardest of all them at this moment.

>spread diseases
Just check the MD5 when downloading her to avoid man in the middle impersonations, like the one that suffered Handbrake a few weeks ago.

I got something in the mail, time to unbox, or bag it, I guess

>>17077254
Rude.

>>17077317
My brain hurts trying to imagine all the autism

>>17077293
I can throw off some Miku jokes to balance it out.

>>17077345

since I don't want to keep people perpetually waiting for a single package, here it is: an official licensed Kagamine Rin plush
I put it next to Umaru for scale
sadly it's really low quality and looks pretty bad compared to the preview image, though it still has all the official tags and stuff, so I guess I just got stuck with the worst one of the lot
join me next week when my ~$200 order from amiami comes in

>>17077368

>>17077368
>>17077385
>Oh my good, look at this mess of a bed
>Does this guy even make the bed?
>Also, it smells funny
>Oh my God, what is that stain I can see from here?
>Hamster: Hey little girl, don't gross out yet, you have seen nothing...

>>17077385
>>17077413
tell me about it, every picture ends up coming out like this

>>17077418
hey, still better than...

>>17077418
Keep smiling, Rin, keep smiling for Crypton...

>>17077368
>buying prize plushies
At least you're not the box faggot so I'll give you that.

>>17077466
pic kinda reminds me of the Robo designs...

>>17077466
>box faggot
Enlighten me.

>>17077480
It's her English V3 design. Personally I like it but a lot of people don't like it for the "western face" and body structure.
>>17077482
See
>>17054946
For an example of what NOT to do

>>17077494
Oh yeah, that guy. He's being really smug about it, I wonder if it's something worth feeling really good about or just some exit tunes throwaway.

What's your most priced vocaloid possession, /jp/?

>>17077540
>most priced
I guess LukaV2 cost me the most.

>>17077540
>inb4 rotated pic cus shitty smartphones
She's naked in her cardboard prison to protect her from heat and sunlight as I've got no AC. I hate summer.

>>17077494
I think it was this that gave me the thought
https://youtu.be/jHCuLSfJTNk

>>17077552
I've got a LukaV2 coming in the mail too, finally, my Miku gets a friend.
>>17077597
Who did you rob to be able to afford it? Those things are, like, a thousand dollars. I like your bed sheets though, its very pleasant.

>>17077494
>lot of people don't like it
The very same people calling Wokada Miku a transvestite, I bet. I like Zain Miku as well.

More Luka figures on the way!

>>17079136
Why can't Luka figures have decent faces?

>>17079205
Why can't Luka have a decent face?

>>17079249
:,(

>>17079249

No need for decent when you can LEWD

>>17079136
More info:
http://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/6457/Megurine+Luka+V4X.html

>>17079346
Don't cry, he's just a bully.
Luka is the prettiest!

>>17073564
I'm too lazy for that.

>>17079249
Why can't Luka have decent voice

>>17079205
>>17079249
>>17079367
Goodsmile figures usually have good faces.

>>17079136
>>17079367
>V4X
Yeah... Nah.

Prime wife material.

Maybe I shouldn't have applied with my two first names separately.

>>17080308
>two first names
Seems like it worked out for you. Have a good one, anon.

>>17080308
>six tickets
This is so dumb. The stupidest.
Isn't the whole point of a lottery to make sure that a few people can't shark all the tickets?

>>17080415
I'd bring anyone who didn't get any ticket for free if I could, just so they wouldn't go to waste, but I'm guessing that's not possible is it? If you actually know a way, I'd help.