/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17031873
maids are olev?

>>17031874
nailed it.

>>17031874
OLEV!

>>17031873
Chiyo-nee~

Kobolds wearing cute outfits and wagging their tails!

Reminder that lilims are for loving, not for bullying.

Unless they're into it, in which case please watch out for the safe word.

>>17031882
Don't worry, I only bully hats.

>>17031874
Only eldritch ones

>>17031879
not terrible, I suppose.

>>17031874
Olevest

>>17031881
Kobolds with big floppy ears made for rubbing in your palms!

>>17031882
But what about Lilim bullies?
>>17031884
The hat is not for lewd anon; we've discussed this.

>>17031888
Even your trips can't convince me that Shoggoths are better than Kikimoras.

>>17031884
Lilim bullies do not exist, they're a conspiracy theory made by bullies to justify their bullying. Lilims wouldn't bully a fly!

>Lately my husband keeps ignoring my schedules and plans for the day
>What should I do to punish him /human/ ?

>>17031882
I wonder, would a Lilim's hat ever become a tsukumogami? because ruthlessly bullying a Lilim's personified hat would be the ultimate dream.

>>17031916
>Gag, blindfold, restraints and a whole lot of paint brushes

Well that's what I'd suggest

FISH
PUSI

Bigger res, anyone?

>>17031916
>What should I do
Stop with the shitty RP and drink a gallon of bleach you Alp.

>>17031931
Cute! Don't believe everyone's lies about it smelling like fish.

>>17031932
That's probably the meanest insult I've seen all week

>>17031924
Imagine her hat giving birth to more hats. Now that is something I would watch.

>>17031913
Kikimoras are great
They take care of the house properly, they help you achieve your lifegoals and ensure that you lead a healthy lifestyle

Shoggoths will become your house and make you gradually lose your sanity until your one and only goal in life is to become one with her

Both make you happy in their own ways, but I'll skip all the arduous work and needless efforts a Kikimora would want me to go through
A Shoggoth will make as happy if not happier even if all you do is procrastinate all day long

>>17031941
Generations of hat bullying.

>>17031916
Mummy's curse is critically underutilized.

>>17031884
This meme is shit and so are OC Lilims

>>17031959
This.

>>17031956
So much this

>>17031959
I agree with this anon on the first part. Hats are not for bullying.

Living in a country where maids are very cheap to hide, I will never be able to get this maid fetish, nearly all the maids I had were horrible (lovely, lovely people but physically horrible) and I just cant find maids attractive.

>>17031979
Says you. I never grew up some rich fancy city boy.

I'd love to have a maid to go on walks with.

Forgive my grammar error, I meant cheap to hire.

>>17031979
What country?

>>17031945
I always liked that kikis are for people who have hope and want to better themselves and shoggs are for people who just don't care anymore. It makes it easy to choose which one is for you.

>>17031987
I'm guessing somewhere in Southeast Asia.

>>17029771
sasuga KDF

>>17031874
Cursed Sword maids are the cutest.

>>17031981
When I was a little kid I had a hotish maid.

And you have no idea how much I curse my luck that I didnt had a maid like that in my late teens or young adulthood (including now) because every maid before and after have been ugly. Since it is kinda common knowledgement here that maids do not reject their bosses or the family of the bosses.

>>17031999
Cursed sword maids are olev.

>>17031992
>Hopeful Anon gets mastah'd by a Kikimora
>3 years later he is CEO of a rapidly growing business
>Hopeless Anon gets mastah'd by a Shoggoth
>3 years later he is even more of a NEET than before
>Both are the happiest they've ever been

I need a Kiki who's not afraid to swat her mastah over the head with a broomstick if he's being lazy

>>17032007
Shogg is perfect for it too since she can become the house, you become a slime slob immune to physical things and you don't need to worry about anything because you go a little crazy.

Reminder that it's ok to eat out your daughteru

>>17031999
>>17032001
This is a terrible idea
Cursed Swords go berserk whenever their master isn't around
You'd go out to an important meeting and come back to a trashed house and a maid ready to stab and rape you repeatedly

>>17032009
If a maid physically assault her master she must be fired on the spot even if she meant well

>>17032018
That it is anon. There's nothing wrong with savoring the taste of your monstergirl daughteru's soft, smooth and beautifully puffy little girl bits.

Cold today.

>>17032023
You daughteru fuckers need to stop describing this degenerate act in such a lewd way.

It's giving me a boner and I feel uncomfortable

>>17032018
And she remains pure too.

>>17031874
Yeah

>>17032028
The uncomfortable feelings will pass anon,stay strong.

>>17032028
You've gotta kill them and then yourself anon. It's the only way.

>>17032026
Nice

>>17032030

I made this comment in the earlier thread:

"You sir have excellent tastest.

How did you met and married your bouncer Hellhound waifu?

I met mine a day when I was very depressed and went into a mamono club wanting nothing but get drunk, at first the she seemed to be uninterested, until other mamono began to hit on me and I just went to her and asked her if she could keep the mamono away so I could drink in peace. She blushed, took it as a request for protection (marriage proposal in Hellhound custom it seems) and offered me to sit at her table so she could better keep other mamono away. Things got very hot from that point."

Could someone please be kind and point out any grammar mistakes? I could write a pastebin, but I need to perfect my grammar first.

>>17032026
40 degrees fahrenheit here.

>>17032041
Please go.

>>17032040
You can't domensticate a killer kiki.
But I guess even maidcernaries, maid mercenaries? , need to dress normally. Armored maid outfits can only be worn for so long so much before they start to desire wearing normal stuff.

>>17032042
It's getting hot in my pants seeing Stacey's mom

>>17032042
Her daughter's turn when?
>>17032048
Is that song now about a glacies and her mom?

>>17032026
It's actually one of the hottest days in what feels like a year where I live
I wish I had a Glacies to hug and be comfortably cold with

>>17032042
An Ice Queen would be even better

>>17032020
>If a maid physically assault her master she must be fired on the spot even if she meant well

But this is wrong! Maids need to attack their mastahs. Who else is going to step on their dick while they beg for forgiveness after spilling that water?

>>17032041
Anon please, I know you love your waifu but it's time to stop.

Friendly reminder that contrary to popular belief, the Sabbath Scouts are innocent little girls who are part of a wholesome organization focused on community service and scientific advancement. There is no higher honor than having your daughteru join the Sabbath Scouts.

>>17032053
Yup. Glacies mom has got it going on.

>>17032065
Fuck off Sabbath Scouts, you're not fooling me.

>>17032065
Is this true or just propaganda?

>>17032074
It's partially true. That's the daytime Sabbath Scouts, the nighttime Sabbath Scouts are a different story.

>>17032060
Maids are absolutely not for being doms
If you want to get dommed like that go get yourself a perverted mistress rather than a pure maid

I gotta admit that I would love an Atlach-Nacha maid who would lolidom me whenever I did the slightest thing to annoy her

>>17032083
>spoiler

I need this

>>17032080
>nighttime Sabbath Scouts
>groups of little girls knocking on doors in the middle of the night
>asking to come in because they're scared of the dark
>selling shady toys and shifty cookies to unsuspecting homeowners
Spooky.

What would it be like if you were into femdom and tried to do it with an automaton?

>>17032080
Why should I let my daughterus join such a sick cult when I can just dick them?

>>17032098
She'd try her best, but. I'm not quite sure she'd be into it too much.

>>17032103
So they can meet friends with shared interests anon! I mean, my daughteru would love to have friends who she can really talk to about that sort of thing rather than just occasionally showing off to her regular school friends.

>>17032098
Piston-like movement, reverse-cowgirl, and a kuu expression.
If you're good she'll let you grope her ass like the pervert you are.

>>17032020
It's fine as long as you frequently promise headpats and a thorough fucking as a reward for good behavior

>>17032117
Not him, but the Sabbath scouts dont sound that bad really! It's just y'know, it's the sabbath scouts. That or I wouldn't want my daughterus to come home with a thirst to rape their daddy.

>>17031879
I would. Although that's probably the week of not fapping talking.

>>17032126
I'm pretty sure I'm blacklisted by the Sabbath considering one of my daughterus is a Baphomet who wants to grow up.

>>17032126
It doesn't just have to be their daddy anon, the Sabbath is about teaching all men to love lolis, not just fathers.

>>17032134
Yeah and that. Not really favourable to me.

>>17032089
This is so wrong
She is going to insult you, step on your dick, rape you and make you into the most shameful master

>>17032121
That will probably be enough to stop her from going berserk but the expectations will make her so needy that you will have to spend 3 hours with her for every hour you weren't there

How does the thread feel about first person writefaggotry? I'd been wanting to write a lovecraft styled shoggoth story, but it doesn't seem like the inner monologues would fit well in second or third person.

I love her. What do you guys think?

>>17032161
I think you should marry her.

>>17032161
She's fine.

>>17032158
Anything but third person is frowned upon
If you feel that your story will work best in first person do so, as long as it's not terrible people will enjoy it regardless of the point of view

>>17032161
Sea Bishops are one of the best peaceful species and they deserve all the love
Also this >>17032167

>>17032158
Do it anon. Write. Make it work.

>>17032161
Fishtits.

>>17032158
Do it anon! Gambatte!

>>17032161
She's beautiful

>always liked doarfs
>knew that 130cm was short but not how short
>today decided to whip out the measuring tape and see
Holy shit they're tiny, now I want to fuck naru even more.

>>17032042
I want a Ice Queen maid!

>>17032263
I want to fuck Sturm.

>>17032299
I want to drink Sturm's milk

>>17032299
>sturm
>naru
>aliza and her mom
>izmir
>almeida
>lamretta
>yaia
I'd settle for any of them, honorary mention goes to Magisa too because her tits are doraf sized.

>>17032263
I desire to see more MGE species with Doraf proportions.

>>17032158
I don't care as long as it's quality content.

>>17032309
Would it taste nice?

>>17032422
Ask Drang.

This is your village's Dragon Overlord.

What do you offer to her as tribute?

>>17032479
the coins in my piggy bank and a few holographic pokemon cards

>>17032479
I don't think my dragon waifu would enjoy seeing me donate treasures to another dragon's hoard. I think it counts as cheating.

>>17032479
Nothing. My Tanuki waifu doesn't like me handing out money to charities.

>>17032479
I'm pretty sure there are some Anons offering their bodies as tribute.

Failing that, probably my titanium watch. It's so light she would find it interesting.

>>17032479
Does she value a man's virginity?

>>17032484
>a few holographic pokemon cards
This is how you get a Dragon hooked, she will spend all her days on ebay looking for PSA 10 rare cards

>>17032479
myself

I want to make a Bapho into my clit piggy! I'll make her wear a locking harness that constantly polishes her little clitty so she's constantly ahegaoing and cumming!

>>17032526
That's lewd. I like the sound of it, where can I buy a Clitty harness?

>>17032479
Seems our token sacrifice mule is out of commission!
Guess I'd better take one for the team!

>>17032519
She wants things that are valuable.

>>17032529
>>17032526
Gentleman, please. Try and use a more sophisticated vocabulary.

Doesn't other men's spirit energy taste disgusting to married MGs? How do they knows this? Have they tried?

>>17032535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhErOk542UQ

>>17032543
It's not like jizz is the only thing that contains SE, Anon.

>>17032479
Some salted nuts and water I guess, she looks drunk off her ass and I'm sure she'll appreciate not having a hangover.

>>17032526
That sounds pretty neat anon. I'm sure my daughter would like getting her clitty worshipped, kind of like how I'd do with her nipples.

>>17032537
At least they're not calling it a bean.
god I hate the people who call it that.

>>17032548
Saliva?

Physical contact of the hands?

>>17032560
Also Blood,
Sweat,
Magic missiles?
MGs can smell SE pretty good, too. So it probably smells bad if it isn't husbando.

>>17032543
I think it's more like her husband's SE tastes so divine SE from other men is completely bland in comparison.

>>17032560
Basically all body fluids contain spirit energy in different degrees.

>>17032543
>Doesn't other men's spirit energy taste disgusting to married MGs?
Correct.
>How do they knows this?
The most logical option is that they got raped or something. It's probably how they also found that they get no pleasure what so ever from having sex with another man.
>Have they tried?
Not willingly.

>>17032526
>clitty
>cunny
>cummies
Stop making me ok with these words.

>>17032569
>>17032571
>married MG uses gym equipment after sweaty anon has
>touches it with her hand and can feel the salvia
>puking for hours

>>17032580
Saliva? No, sweat!

>>17032580
Was he drooling all over the equipment?
That would make me pretty sick, too.

>>17032579
I'm not him anon, but as long as you can ignore the memes they are pretty nice. I rarely ever use them whether in writing or in normal posting though as their meme status is still there and I don't need any more memes associated with me, but still.

>>17032579
>smug bapho sees how annoyed it makes people
>makes them official term for little girl parts and cum
>Sabbath loses followers

>>17032571
Forgot to add, even body heat contains spirit energy. It's what cold MGs like Glacies and Ice Queens feed on.

>>17032588
They're meme words, but they're actually a little nice in a way

>>17032588
This.
>>17032591
>smug bapho becomes sad bapho
Even loligoat deserves not to be sad.

You know, this talk about SE and body fluids made me think about dog girls and bathrooms.

Remember to raise your dog daughteru properly.

>>17032588
Don't fool yourself into thinking memes have anything to do with those words being shit. They are baby words, for little infants.

>>17032597
Spirit energy wouldn't be in waste anon, that's disgusting.

I want to be friends with a pack of feral wolfus.

>>17032600
They go extra well with daughteru dickers so I think it's fine to use them.

>>17032584
The paddings on the bench is probably made from weresheep wool. Can't blame him.

>>17032607
Yes it would. It's waste from your body.

>>17032607
If they're in literally every other bodily fluid, why not?
Hell, there's probably a little SE in toenail clippings for all we know.

>>17032595
I feel you. They've got a cutesy, endearing feel to them, at least in my opinion. They certainly sound nicer than the trashy, vulgar names that are just as common if not more so.

>>17032622
>why not?
Do not try to justify it.

I want a Lich to suffocate me with her breasts

>>17032629
To death?

>>17032623
Perfect for loli roleplay. And just like you said, "Your tongue against my cunny feels so good!" Is way better than "oi your tongue licking my cunt feels nice"

>>17032597
Unfortunately, I can see my daughteru being uncomfortably curious about stuff like that, especially considering that monstergirls don't poop and rarely pee under normal circumstances in my headcanon.

>>17032626
Yeah, SE would definitely be there if it's in the sweat. Good for the people that are into it.

>>17032632
That's probably the idea. She can bring you back and do it all over again.

>>17032632
If that's what it takes to get my face between them

>>17032634
My hedacanon is the same. How would you explain that to a daughteru?

>>17032636
Why is Lich-chan mad?

>>17032640
Because there's not enough porn of her.

>>17032634
Just say that it's nasty as fuck and explain how humans work. I'm sure she would understand.

I wish to educate a Monster Girl on the greatest music human culture has to offer.

And by that I mean cheesy Eighties music.

>>17032640
Anon's been sleeping through her lectures and eventually not showing up at all.

>>17032638
It's not worth it.

Being a warrior in MGE would be nice, not having to worry about death and stuff.

>>17032657
She can just resurrect you as an undead incubus anyway.

>>17032633
Exactly! This anon gets it. Either for roleplay or the actual thing, it's a neat element to add.

>>17032639
I have no idea anon, though I'm sure I'd figure something out. I guess it'd be something equivalent to the sex talk for a human child, telling your daughteru why papa uses the bathroom and why it's a private subject.

>>17032646
I guess you're right. It might help that in my headcanon I'd also use the bathroom less after meeting my waifu as the excess spirit energy would no longer be excess anymore, but it'd still be a talk we'd need to have.

>>17032656
Then I guess Lich-chan would have to convince him to pay attention.

>>17031916
Orgasm denial.

>>17032663
That's a really weird headcanon but sure, I can see why it's there. Just say that it's human culture and be done with it.

>>17032662
But you'll still die.

>>17032657
Anything is worth it for a Lich

>>17032644
She can't complain, she even got new porn last night!

>>17032682
>she even got new porn last night!
?

>>17032682
No, flailing around in some corpse's cleavage as you suffocate to death is just humiliating .

>>17032687
She just has her tits out so it's barely even porn
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62926558

>>17032702
Oh, nice. Lich tits are great.

>>17032634
>>17032646
>>17032663
This "MGs are just as stupid as non-sapient animals" meme needs to die.
Even if there was SE in it; even considering drinking that shit is no different than someone thirsty drinking diarrhea for the little bit of water in the bowl.

>>17032104
Verbal part would be difficult, which is what I'm wondering about.

>>17032702
Extra curvy

>>17032702
That's a tall Lich. Tiddies could be bigger though.

>>17032702
That's not porn, this is porn.
https://twitter.com/motonamerou/status/864085408459571200

>>17032702
>pixiv

>>17032699
It may be humiliating but it'd the way I want to go

>>17032741
>not having a pixiv account
Get with the times grandpa, I bet you still use gelbooru.

>>17032735
I can't wait until this guy improves his art. His ideas are pretty lovely.

>>17032747
I know I have one, but it's been so long since I used the website that I've forgotten it. It's just a pain in the ass to use pixiv.

>>17032747
>Not using both

>>17032668
That Anon must have his eyes on some other MG on campus. Maybe Lich-sensei could use that to her advantage.

>>17032759
>Lich Cult Leader alt costume.

I love it!

>>17032777
Or maybe anon can't help but feel aroused when he sees Lich-sensei so he started skipping to avoid the embarrassment of having an erection in class.

>>17032759
His love for undead is admirable.

Lets bake a cake with Familiar-chan!

http://ponmokyu.com/game/famcake1.01/

>>17032742
It's a sad way to go.

>>17032083
Why would you upset your earnest, hard working and grumpy spider maid?
She doesn't want to grind her ass on her worthless, bumbling master's face and edge him for hours, but he doesn't seem to listen or apologize otherwise, despite how much trouble he is for his underappreciated maid.

>>17032668
>Sub's best girl is a human
RMYT

>>17032810
Human girls are best.

>>17032810
Don't bully Liches.

>>17032805
It's the natural order of things
You must set her off so that she can give it her all while lolidomming you
Sacrifices will have to be made, you will have to purposefully not finish her delicious meals, you will have to spill wine on your brand new shirt, but no matter how hard it is you have to remember that you do it so she can honestly call you a worthless lolicon

>>17032815
I wonder what inspired her to do a polymorph like that. Probably a Ratoskr article on how mofu is popular with men.

snek

Do you remember the first MG you fell in love with?

>>17032833
She was probably bored and wanted to know how it felt to have fox ears and a tail. God help her apprentice if he calls her cute.

>>17032843
Nope.

>>17032843
Yes, she's still my waifu.

>>17032843
Yup.

Miia from EMG.

>>17032843
Yukime from Hell teacher Nube.

She got a good end too.

>>17032853
Just realized I forgot my image.

>>17032874
That burger looks like SHIT

>>17032875
Well then it goes well with your MOMSTER!

>>17032843
The Yuki-Onna from that garbage manga about vampires or whatever. I think that's also where I got my fetish for kuuderes.

>>17032878
Your waifu eats bad food and you are a bad person for letting her.

>>17032815
>Don't bully Liches.
What if I bully her by holding her hand and calling her cute?

>>17032875
Most of it looks okay, it's just the bun.
Regardless of that, Yuyuko is perfect.

>>17032897
That's not bullying you dumb fag.

>>17032886
No food is bad when you're a gluttonous ghost.

>>17032853
Hey, me too.

>>17032906
There are two types of bullying. Cutesy one and true bullying.

Most people go for the cute one because of obvious reasons.

>>17032843
i do, and shes still my waifu

>>17032843
There have been plenty of monster girls to fall in love with from manga/anime and video games but none caught my heart though some were close
I remember being surprised that this thread doesn't have dedicated Darkstalkers waifufags considering Morrigan, Felicia and even Lilith are classic monster girls

>Do you remember the first MG you fell in love with?
One of the MGE girls nearly 2 years ago

Are these windows illegal in demon realms?

>>17032958
Nah. They just make MGs enter by the front door instead.

>>17032843
I think it was Momiji around eight years ago. Our relationship lasted for a few months.

>>17032958
they're a scam m8

>>17032969
Fucking Tanukis

>>17032843

Funny enough I do, Mink from Dragon-Half. Shame the anime adaptation was so... short.

>>17032843
I don't think I have fallen in love with a monster girl. My waifu is actually a human. Still 2D though.

>>17032979
You need to buy those from priests or paladins. Buying anything from a Tanuki is begging to be raped.

>>17032843
Love is a strong word

Lust? Perhaps...

But love is something that is given and received in turn.

>>17032832
Sounds like nacho maid has it hard and it's all her lolicon bastard of a master's fault.

>>17032991
>Buying from a Tanuki
Like you could actually tell one apart from a human merchant

>>17033031
Just casually chat about how you hate those no-good nooks.

>>17033031
The prices and her negotiation skills give it away.

>>17033039
Do you want me to lose my black market contacts? Do you have any idea how much Order nobles would pay for a bottle of genuine Satyros Wine?

>>17032993
Ayame from Inuyasha. She was outstanding as unlike many other waifus, she survived a lot of new waifus. Even to this day she holds a special place in my heart. Which is nice, considering she is technically a wolfu monster girl.

I wonder if she might have an influence in Hellhound being my waifu (along Jinko and Ochimusha)

>>17032993
Remember lust is love by MG standards.

>Inari wife.
>Incredibly skilled at Illusion Magic.
>Loves Gentle Femdom.
>Sometimes will wake up her Husband as a different MG.
>Or assault him as one.

Which girls would be extra top tier if they had the personality of a kind and witty Inari?

>>17032815
>Hi Anon. Did you know almost every sex position is eighty percent more enjoyable when one participant has a tail?
>I was thinking of testing it personally.

>>17033083
Devoted girls are always great.

>>17033102
>lich tricks you and makes you wear a tail buttplug
Would you?

>>17033106
>Cursed Swords are also tagged as "devoted"
Huh. I suppose it makes sense.

>>17033121
>>17033106
At this point in the canon "devoted" has to be one of the most redundant dispositions ever.

>>17033083
Yeah, they'd be better than rape trains.

>>17033102
Why are Liches so great?

>>17033117
This is one of those things in the region between what I want and what I "want"

Either way it ends with me sneaking up behind her while she works and fondling her breasts, telling her to apologize.

I won't stop until she begs for me to put it in.
I won't put it in until she's​ cum about three times, her sweet nectar a fitting lubricant for my...attentions.

>>17032794
Vampire-chan gave me a perfect score, my work here is done.

>>17033128
>Disposition: Lustful
Tell me something I don't know

>>17033156
is fairy-chan NAKED?

>>17032843
Do aliens count? If so then mine is Sasami from Tenchi Muyo!
If not, then I guess the elves and dwarves from DnD.

>>17033160
No, the mushroom is obscuring her dress.

>>17033128
>>17033158
Those basically mean "above and beyond the usual."
So if you see Devoted watch out for yandere tendencies.

>>17033143
>Intelligent and witty.
>Has interests outside of sex which still help in the bedroom.
>Cute.
>So lewd it's not even shocking anymore. It's just who they are.
>Seriously. They have active Pleasure Rune Tattoos covering their body in broad daylight.
>Extremely powerful.
>Can do actual research and crazy SCIENCE.
>Doesn't have any basebreaking fetishes.
>Can be any position or role. Dominant, switch, or submissive.
>Will improve your sex life in statistically significant ways as time goes on.
>Could win a Nobel Prize in sex. Figuratively or literally.
>One of the only Waifus in fiction to offer loving sex and bored sex at the same time.
>Break her Psylactery and every thrust will make her cum.

>>17032843

>>17033178
Lich best wife all year every year.

>>17033117
>>>/y/

>>17033178
>bored sex
I will never understand this at all.

>>17033178
You forgot:
>is just an uppity magic corpse at the end of the day

>>17033178
>bored sex
And this is a positive how?

>>17033117
Fuck yeah I would. Let's go double double and put a vibration charm on that shit.

>>17033201
>>17033209
I don't like it either. The best Lich in my mind has a Gremlin's personality.

>>17033083

None for me. I like the domineering personality of Hellhound, it is just completely irresistible for me to be strongarmed into bed by the strong girl that protects me. Rather than being seduced into it. She woule be utterly ruined for me if she got the personality of the Inari. Same with Jinko.

The waifu closest to the Inari in personality is the Ochimusha and even then, the warrior personality would be lost with an Inari.

I recognize Inaris objectively as 100% top tier waifus, but their personality is just not for me.

>>17033217
>being a faggot in MGE
Enjoy alping, flamer.

>>17033217
My Alp senses are tingling
Either that or I'm having an allergic reaction to something

>>17033277
isn't your alp sense an alergic reaction?

>>17032288
>House must stay at -5C max to accommodate Ice Queen maid
>Maid will cook all of your meals for you - frozen soup, frozen fish, frozen lemonade, frozen cereal
>Ice Queen maid requires sleeping in your bed at least once a week for your body heat
>So cold at night you can't moan, move, or talk? If your Ice Queen maid wants to cuddle you like a daki in bed, shivering counts as consent
>Warm winter clothes and parkas are allowed to be worn inside
>No complaining about icicles in the house or having a runny nose
>No ice puns or she'll ice the whole house and you over
>Hire your Ice Queen maid today, you'll be shaking with excitement

Given how Alpification depends on desire to be a woman or gayness, what would happen with these "genderfluid" SJW types that can be totally gay one day, totally straight another and identify as a woman the next?

Would he revert to being a man and a monstergirl depending on how "fluid" his gender is at the moment?

>>17033304
6 Months in the Tentacle pit

>>17033307
You shouldn't throw garbage in the Tentacle pit.

>>17033304
they would alp followd by having the stupid fucked out of them

>>17033304
It's really simple.
>Would you willingly fuck a girl ever?
>If not, Alp.

>>17033304
The answer is simple.

They alp.


Problem solved

>>17033312
Why not? it's already filled with it.

Do note I do think that genderfluid shit is absolute bullshit, I am just legut curious how transformation works when they are based on easily shfting desires, rather than an objective criteria.

>>17033304
They can call themselves whatever they want. You can't un-Alp. Mamanobama corruption is a one way street. Fun fact. The mind-altering corruption fixes their stupid wishy washiness too.

>>17033315
That is a possibility.

>>17033073
I've only had one consistent waifu through the years.

Motoko Kusanagi

>>17032843
I've been through a lot but regular amazon is still my favorite.

>>17033304
If they want to take a dick or they always felt has a woman, they will alp, those who do not feel any of these things will not. Asexuals are (mostly) safe from this.

>>17033405
>If they want to take a dick
Well, not quite. That desire has to be greater than their desire to have a wife.

>If “I want to live together with my wife as a guy!” wins over the wish to Alp, then they won't turn into one.
-KC

>>17032843
I've been in love with Medusa for the past twenty four years.

>>17033405
Asexuals are safe from nothing. Demonic Energy will make you lust after something. So they'll either be dicking or getting dicked afterward depending on their sex and how their preferences shake out.

If you don't rape the elf the elf will rape you

>>17033446
>the elf will rape you
I approve.

>>17033423
>Medusa
>Not Stheno

>>17033446
>>17033458

>>17033458
God, I want to rape a meaty elf.

>>17033460
What can I say, Anon. I have very particular fetishes and tastes. The fact that Uma Thurman didn't show her feet as Medusa upset me.

Mamonomana is responsive to wishes: makes guys that want to be women into MGs, creates dopplegangers from lingering regrets, resurrect Dragons, create furrys out of the affection of animals, create MGs out of inanimate objects of the owner has a strong affection.

My question is, could this property be used to willingly create new waifus?

Let's say all the anons here were transported to MGE and we gathered in a session to focus all out pent up lust (which for obvious reasons would be way superior to the pent up lust of MGE inhabitants, involuntaru celibacy and all that) to custom create our waifus in an environment highly charged by mamono mana.

Would we succeed? Would manono mana materialize our waifus? If so I believe anons would be extremely valuable for monster girls, we would be super high level wizards. Maybe we would be an entirely new school of magic there.

>>17033514
>my sad existence is actually important in MGE

Cool!

Just what treasures could await within?

>>17033514
Or you could just go and find your waifu instead of playing Pygmalion.

>>17033526
MGE is pretty much wish fulfillment taken to the next level desu.

>>17033529
Kid's about to get scarred for life.

>>17033529
Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's mostly shit.

>>17033467
What noble rock has she been living under.

>>17033446
>>17033458
I unironically want to get tied up and raped into submission by an elf.

P-People still like centaurs, right?

>>17033530
Im pretty sure either there is a Galatea MG or that Pygmalion exists out there in MGE.

>>17033564
Big fat horse tiddies! Also, yes.

>>17033564
No.

>>17033564
Mostly due to a certain deer, but yes.

>>17033552
Same.

>>17033514
Eh, I would just grab one from my waifu's species and let mamono mana convert her. Won't happen to me because mgs don't really care that much other than the dick.

>>17033564
MGE ones are alright.

>>17033526
The most sexually frustrated you are, the more important you are.

I think not even Lilims can manipulate mamono mana directly in the way proposed by that post.

How important would you be anon?

>>17033564
I love em.

>>17033586
MGE ones are especially stupid with their front vagina.

>>17032661
I want a wing- hug from that lilim
Do you think Selene secretly likes cute things?

>>17033583
If she is already of a MG species, why would you need mana to convert her? She is already converted.

>>17033564

Only good for transporation, brushing and cuddling.

>>17033602
Frontgina's are A-OK.

>>17033564
They're alright. I like dream horses and /fa/ deer in particular.

>>17033608
My waifu isn't just a species, she has a personality and looks.

>>17033602
More possible positions are fine by me.

>>17033586
There's something I never understood about mge centaurs. Why is it that they're such lightweights when it comes to drinking? Is it something to do with the mythology or with actual horses? Because otherwise I can't see how a 2000+ pound creature can get drunk that easily.

>>17033602
Yep, fucking stupid. But regular ones are fine.

>>17033605
I've never really enjoyed the "tough girl has a thing for cute stuff" trope.
She's a warrior, I want her doing warrior things and sexy things after that.

>>17033630
The centaurs in myth were always known for getting plastered and generally being a bunch of rowdy assholes. It's what made Chiron so unique.

So he pulled not from them being lightweights but from them being drunks.

>>17033638
Selene should get the memo that until she puts down the sword, lowers her high standards and starts thinking like a woman, she'll never get a man.

>>17033638
It's just gap moe crap.

>>17033624
It's just so weird. She should either have the front the back one, not both.

Imagine having two dicks. You could do anal and vaginal at the same time but that would be realy strange.

>>17033552
Being tied up while they curiously investigate your ears is ideal.

Oh no anon,this bounty hunter elf is after your head!

what are you gonna do?

>>17033740
Ask for her to kill me painlessly.

>>17033740
Inform my wife.
That elf can search all she likes, but she'll never find us.

>>17033740
>spikes on armor
>spikes not even in a viable position
I'd laugh at her. In her stupid face.

>>17033694
Rather than being weird, that sounds great

>>17033740
Ask her why she never got a husband like the pretty elves.

>>17033740
I tell her that Eldar are a shit. Then I tell my Chaos waifu to fuck shit up.

>>17033740
Ask her to sit on my face.

>>17033759
So, how many tentacles does your waifu usually molest you with?

>>17033740
Let my waifu deal with her.

>>17033740
I marry her! She won't sell her own husband out for a bounty, it;s fool proof!

>>17033781
>Khornate
>Tentacles
Nope.

>>17033801
My mistake. How hard does she choke you during the hatesex?

>>17033694
There are quite a few creatures (snakes for instance) with two dicks actually, its not that weird (though they only use one at a time as far as I know).

>>17033749
>Laughing at her superior decision making
All of those spikes are nonviable and would break with a strong blow. And after they are broken, they won't pose an issue. Do you know what that means? She could haggle down the price of her suit of armor by pointing out the stupidity of the spikes, getting the same protection as a piece of armour without the spikes, for lower the cost. She gets the last laugh, and if one of those dumb spikes snags the opponents blade in the process, more power to her.

>>17033828
I thought we were talking about an elf, not a tanuki.

>>17033740
> "Do you see that tall muscular bouncer Hellhound over there? She is my wife."

>>17033788
* Brofist

And that is one of the reasons Hellhounds are awesome.

>>17033847
If you're going to falseflag, at least try to be subtle.

>>17033847
>* Brofist

I don't think the diea started in these threads, but I still gotta say one of my favorite threadcannons is elves taking charge of the "we always get raped' stereotype and using it to empower themselves or take advantage of things. Its hilarious, erotic, and even heartwarming in a sense.

>>17033740
I was thinking that monster girls could employ bounty hunters as a sort of private eye + kidnapping service or ideal mate finder + kidnapper.
In the prior case let's say that a monster girl played with some guy a few times as a kid and had a crush on him before he moved away. Call up a bounty hunter to track him and bring him back to be raped.
Or in the latter case some unmatched monster girl in a very remote area would specify what type of mate she wanted and the bounty hunter would look for that person. Then they get kidnapped and brought back to her of course.

>>17033740
SHE CAN'T KILL ME IF I DO IT FIRST!

>>17033852
I have no idea what a falseflag is beyond its military definition.

>>17033864
In short "acting retarded while posing as a member of some other group to make them look bad."
Or perhaps that poster really is retarded and needs to go back to the wiki.

>>17033578
That's not her Wendigo, she's going to violate that poor child!

>Your powerful waifu has married you to act out her humiliation fetish.
Can you deal?

>>17033855
>I don't think the diea started in these threads, but I still gotta say one of my favorite threadcannons
If it wasn't started in these threads
Then it isn't threadcanon.

>>17033856
I feel like that ends with a lot of former bounty hunters sending out wedding invitations instead.
A monster shouldn't trust another monster with man-hunting.

>>17033876
Deal? Anon, it's why I married her!

>>17033847
>* Brofist

>>17033863
Zap weasels are cute. Cute!

>>17033801
>Khornettes
Fuck off Shoggocks and stop using a quality character

>>17033888
I was thinking more of difference in social class when I wrote that, completely forgetting there are entire MGs whose gimmick is turning into a female animal.

>>17033901
Female lizards, to be specific.

>>17033740
There's only one way to take care of an elf
>unzips dick

>>17033856
>>17033883
cupids that are a little more aggressive about bringing couples together

>>17033903
Delete this.

>>17033883
anon what if the bounty hunter elf is the bride?

>>17033910

>>17033910
The truth will never be deleted.

>>17033883
Actually while we don't have confirmation that any do this as a job, we do know that in KC's canon married monsters will do this sort of thing for other monsters:

>Even when humans attack them, they basically try to avoid taking their lives as much as possible while fighting. If they don't have husbands, they'll capture and claim men for themselves. If they already do, then they'll try to capture and take men prisoner for other monsters.

>Source: World Guide 1 Monster Ecology: 6. A Monster's Sense of Values

>>17033863
It is wrong to be attracted to a color scheme?

>>17033915
>taking a well respected dragon that zombified out on a leash
>willingly wears a mere female lizard shirt
>asking dragon cultist whats the best way to degrade them

>>17033915
Dragon Zombies don't count.

>>17033915
Dracolich scares me. All the power of a dragon with zombie stamina thrown in, and now she doesn't care about appearances anymore. The sheer amount of lewd that would come your way is terrifying.

>>17033938
>Dragon cultist starts having a crisis of faith.

>>17033949
Y'know, they'd fit right in in Wonderland.

>>17033938
I hope mere female lizard shirts are popular, ironic or no.

>>17033894
I bet zap weasels are huge freaks in bed.

>>17033915
mere female zombie

>>17033963
Funnily enough, they probably fit the Wonderland mentality more than Wocks do.

>>17033694
>>17033826
>Hemipenises on reptiles and snakes
>Front and back vaginas on Centaurs an issue
>When real-life dogs only have a knot at the base of their unsheathed dick to prevent any seed from escaping while they inseminate the female and remain joined with her
>When species like the Pacific Bottle-nose Dolphin literally have a prehensile penis that they can use to grasp onto things like an arm, and have an ejaculatory force that if a woman were to film animal abuse would likely kill her since it'd be like a fucking fire hose going full blast into her mouth and throat
>When ducks have EXPLODING CORKSCREW DETACHABLE PENISES that have to grow back EVERY MATING SEASON to try and ransack a female's puzzle vagina
>Echidnas and their quad-headed dingle donglers alternating more pipes than a fucking Church organist
>The fact that an Octopus has a hectocotylus that transports spermetaphores into the female's hood
>Literally worrying about the semantics of Centaur genitalia on a crumpled box of Marlboro cigarettes smoked by a Latvian
It's a goddamned porn setting for fuck's sake. Just be glad that in this case art does not mimic life.

>>17033982
Considering they're notorious public masturbators, I'm pretty sure they're huge freaks in any location.

Wurm needs love too. I would feel so safe in her embrace.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for oppai loli damphirs, they may use you to try and defeat their younger sisters

>>17034008
Way too early, Anon. What's wrong?

>>17033953
Dragon cultist is already corrupted. There is no coming back.

>>17034002
>Wurm embrace

Like being crushed by a happy pile of rocks.

>>17034017
Nothing is wrong, those oppai loli damphirs most certainly aren't using you to defeat their surprisingly tall, and muscled, imotous.


Day one of a vacation is seeing me with a headache from either travel or TMJ

>>17033982
Aren't literally all monsters by nature?

Can I just say I really like her tiny fingers? I just want to feel them crawling all over me.

>>17034028
I'd have a stash of garlic, not need to worry.

Make sure to get better and may cute unicron nurse show up in your dream

>>17034025
I want to teach a Wurm to be gentle and delicate. Not only would it be adorable, but you'd save a fortune on insurance.

Probably won't save much in the way of new beds still, though.

>>17034038
Well, that would certainly help, although the damphir may be disappointed by the lack of action.

I could only wish.
I'd marry a monster girl in a heartbeat if she could fix it so I don't get random headaches from it

>>17034035
They're good for writing.

>>17034056
Or typing
Mmmhhhh

>>17034035
They're small and cute. Everything about Ratatoskrs is small and cute.
Top small female animals.

>>17034062
That they are.
Would happily pick one up and carry her to bed for cuddling before sleep

>>17034056
>>17034059
Or giving handjobs.

>>17034035
http://imgur.com/CQLyMNq

>>17034035
Think that acorn she carries is a emergency snack/masturbation device?

We know wererabbits carry carrots around for such reasons.

>>17034035
Lolis with dainty hands are cute.

>>17034064
It must be really reassuring for a Ratatoskr to sleep in the embrace of a guy much bigger than herself.

>>17034079
She'd probably be quite happy cans nuzzle up.

Chubby, shortstack, and/or muscled, I'd hold one tight to my chest

>>17034073
Make her use it as a buttplug all day

>>17034079
>Anon is watching TV, ratatoskr feels ignored and pouts before donning a smug grin. She hops up on his lap and curls up, then over the next couple minutes pretends to fall asleep, making sure her tail is blocking his vision as soon as she starts snoring.

Nurse monsters are cute/lewd

Oppai loli centaurs/white horns have a size advantage over their compatriots

>>17034100
Don't tell her that, anon! She can't afford to get all flustered during her rounds.

What is a good pickup line to waifu a Hellhound?

>>17034112
Fuck you to hell, bitch

What's sadder: a CC monstergirl with a relatively human lifespan, or a long-lived species CC like an elf or kitsune? It's gotta be the latter because they've spent way more time alone than others, right?

>>17034116
Both are equally terrible, no monster girl should be alone.

>>17034116
As long as you enjoy your life, the lifespan doesn't matter.

>>17034108
They're still just walking paizuri-machines, but with greater stability than most.

>>17034109
Nurse Unicorn is really cute.

>>17032843
Best Insect.
I am actually here as part of a stealth marketing campaign to make her more popular by studying how people spread characters they like and implementing it.

>>17034123
Yeah but they can go places their bigger cousins can't.

That and they're cuter

>>17034108
Mechanized centaurs have advantage over all other ones, regardless of their size

>>17034127
Yeah, but they're also much smaller, so it's easier to bully their big stupid tits.