/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev.

Archived so early? Is jp picking up pace?

Pick your Oni anons

>>16987374
All of them.

>>16987374
Living dangerously there anon.

I'll have the small one though, she's deliciously smug.

>>16987374

>>16987381
>Living dangerously there anon.
perhaps but not without precedent, also I want big red, i hope she bites

>>16987374
I want Red and Blue to hold me down while the little one force-feeds me sake via kiss.

>Loli onis are great
>Adult sized onis are great
>Big tall muscled onis are great

This is witchery I tell you

>>16987389
I'll take blue.

Or blue will take me as the case may be.

>>16987422
No, witchery would involve witches and dark mages.

>>16987422
>Oni mages
Oh my, sake based magic when?

>>16987422
Christmas cake onis with pipes are top tier too.

Onis are perfect.

Real oni hours?

Give me a loli red oni or a large strongfag red oni.

>>16987437
I don't know why I find those pipes so sexy.

>>16987448
Its peak oni hours

Is it time to aggressively grope oni abs?

>>16987455
careful, they grope back

>>16987457
Not if you do it from behind and hug up close to them, they can't reach you then!

>>16987436
>Oni who can only cast spells when drunk
She'd cause a mess

>>16987437
>>16987449
Pipes trigger men's deepest most primal instincts of breeding
CCs with pipes are for worshiping until they allow you to soil their pure bodies

I need an aggressive delinquent Yeti who drinks like an Oni and gives rough, drunk cuddle hugs

>>16987460
hope you prefer loli oni, cause on a big one your face will be either in her crotch or bottocks

>>16987437
>ywn be the favorite 'boytoy' to a CC Oni brothel owner
I didn't need this pain so early in the morning.

>>16987467
Getting a faceful of Oni ass while fondling her abs is the dream
Definitely worth the hip shattering rape that comes afterwards

>>16987374
Shuten pls

>>16987449
Two types of monster girls smoke pipes. The first type being the dominant type who uses it as part of her intimidation factor, a monster girl giving you a stern look from behind a pipe as smoke partly obscures your vision of her and when she takes it out her mouth to speak, you know you better listen.

The second type is the high class prostitute who rather than using it to scare you, uses it to seduce. The way she handles that thing with her delicate fingers and puts it between her lips? Wouldn't you rather that was something else that's a bit more fleshy?
>>16987471
>she rewards you by saying you can fuck any of her girls for free and do what you like with them
>you pick her and she laughs before pulling you into a lewd embrace
Sometimes whorehouse owners can be good girls.

>>16987487
Ibaraki is better.

>>16987491
My nigger!

>>16987471
>>16987489
>Whorehouse owner prices you so high that none of her customer can purchase a night with you
>Blames you for not bringing in any money
>Asks how you are going to repay her, after all she feeds and houses you
So?

>>16987508
I'd offer to be her personal slave and fulfil any desire she has. Any.

>>16987535
>any desire she has. Any.
You could try earning her some fucking money for a start.

>>16987535
>Any.
Anon, you're underestimating her lust and sexual frustration
She had to oversee hundreds of people having sex every night while she was too busy handling the money and making sure her workers were safe

>>16987551
It's not my fault she overestimates my value!
>>16987555
I'd be there to take all that frustration for her, it's the least I could do if she was feeding me.

>>16987491
>>16987487

>>16987467
You say that like its a bad thing.
Time to be aggressive with the aggressive girls!

>>16987487
>>16987491
Both are good, although Shuten is sexier while Ibaraki is cuter

>>16987576
Getting aggressive with an aggressive girl is a terrible idea
Unless you want to experience what if feels like to be raped so hard that you do the double peace sign

>>16987467
>loli oni
Fine too.

>>16987599
Please!
I'm going to give just as good as I get!

Do you think that big, muscled on I is prepared for me to start groping and kissing her without caring what she has to say.

Real Oni hours.

Some chose to hide their muscles.

>>16987601
not really, since your face WONT be in her crotch or bottocks

>>16987603
She will be flustered and confused for a moment
If you manage to overwhelm her during that moment you might have a chance, otherwise you can already say goodbye to your pelvis

>>16987612
Soft Onis are great too
I want to bury my fingers in a soft Oni's buttcheeks

>>16987640
Then forward I go, pressing her into a sweeping kiss

>>16987614
You're not making any sense.

>>16987614
A loli oni can safely sit on your face while you feel her abs
I'd rather go for her sensitive nipples though

>>16987374
Red one seems like fun.

>>16987374
Let me guess:
>Blue is baby crazy and wants you to knock her up with triplets
>Red is the stereotypical Oni who loves good sake and a good fucking
>Loli Oni is smug as can be but she's a total virgin and will even get startled when you finally whip it out for her

>>16987449
Because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXr7pHspWSg

>>16987369
>that collar
I like this chick.

>>16987374
Sadistic dom, gentle dom and rough dom from left to right.

>>16987599
If you're a fucking lanky porcelain faggot, sure.

>>16987838
I'll take the middle one then. I mean, she'd still get rough or sadistic on occasion, right?

>>16987784
I'd guess
>blue is gentle and likes being on bottom while lovingly embracing you
>red is a huge tomboy and freaks out if treated like a girl
>loli is into gentle femdom and is a massive kiss slut

>>16987838
Rough dom then.

>>16987860
>Just then Mail Order Zipangu brides had a massive uptick in Blue Oni requests.
How can Red Onis even compete?

Reminder that it's okay to bully NPCs, they have no feelings.

>>16987872
Blue onis are excellent.

Also I figured the artist stopped drawing those onis a long time ago but it turns out he gave the blue one some more art this year.

>>16987880
Gonna drum a solo on those cheeks.

>>16987879
I'd dump my souls into her.

>>16987879
Why does she have pancakes on her face?

>>16987886
It's supposed to be wax. I don't remember why she had it though, if there was a reason anyways.

>>16987886
It's wax

>>16987890
Hot wax on her face? This is too much bully for me.

>>16987860
>blue likes being on bottom
Into the trash she goes

>catch up on the posts from the previous thread
Why is midnight 4chan time top shit taste hours? Is it all the strayans and leafs?

There's no time to explain, come with me if you want to live.

How would an Oni react to finding out you were a teetotalitarian?

>>16987906
Midnight of which timezone?

>>16987923
I assume he means server time, so EST.

>>16987910
She takes a big swig of the strongest stuff she can find, and forces you to drink it by kissing you and forcing it down your throat..

>>16987883
Blue Onis are kind and gentle, don't be too rough on her
You wouldn't want to harm that smile, right?

>>16987945
Gonna make her wear a ballgag, her smile means little in the face of the happy glow of a sub in bliss.

>>16987945
Don't ruin another girl with your threadcanon

>>16987953
Onis are absolutely not for doming
Please seek help or a flayer ASAP

>>16987956
>Imagining an mg as a sub is "ruining"
Then don't ruin Tio with the pelvis crushing dom meme.

>>16987956
But the girls from the images people are talking about aren't even from MGE.

>>16987973
You know what the worst part is? I'm not even a dom.

>>16987975
I never did. Now it's your turn.

>>16987982
Someone did and nobody bat an eye at it. I'll appreciate my things and you won't stop it either.

>>16987976
This.
This isn't MGE general. Hell, half if the monstergirl pictures posted here aren't from MGE.

>someone is butt blasted about the thought of a sub oni
It's not like they're hellhounds or ushis, this is so retarded it doesn't even deserve a (you)

>>16988010
>implying being as buttblasted as they get about a sub hellhound isn't retarded

Is there fighting here?

>>16988010
The problem with this place is that dumb faggots treat KC's setting like the q'ram.
>MGE is the only relevant setting and all momstergirls must follow its retarded shit to the letter
>You can't umagine a girl who deviates from her profile because hurr
>Headcanons (read: Free thinking) are discouraged and bitched at
Literally no different than two-digit-IQ sandniggers. This is the Syria of mg communities.

Just watch.

>>16988048
Yes. Too bad I don't have my battle Apophis.

>>16988047
I want to hug it. I also want to burry my face in those thighs.

>>16988051
you dare insult the holy encyclopedia?
brothers, burn this heretic.

>>16988047
Those butterflies aren't actually there. She's smoking some strong spirit stuff.

>>16988051
>Headcanons (read: Free thinking) are discouraged and bitched at
In most cases it's because it's stupid but it's not like an oni being on bottom is anything out of the ordinary. Most oni porn out there is like that anyway.

>>16988073
Smoking butterflies must be weird as fuck. I wonder if it would be possible to do it with something like a Titania.

>>16988092
Please don't give Titanias drugs.

>>16988098
She's a pure airhead big fairy. We would be fine having some fun, probably.

>>16988098
I kind of want to give a Flayer LSD, and then molest her while she is tripping balls.

>>16988047
>Loli with pipe
Does not compute

>>16988074
>Most oni porn out there is like that anyway.
Just like meme elves, that doesn't make it any good.

>>16988112
That's just a short girl.

>>16988111
Imagine sharing trips with a flayer. It must be weird as fuck when you see cosmic horrors and the effect gets to her.

>>16987975
Isn't the point of Tio that she's gentle but can't control her strength

>>16988111
We can't stop here, this is bat country!

>>16988074
>having your own fantasy tailored specifically for your tastes is stupid
I don't understand you people. Whenever someone calls you out for having a fantasy they don't agree with, you tell them not to judge someone else's fantasy.
But when someone else has a fantasy you don't agree with, one of you attack it anyway. It's a never ending cycle.

This is not the headcanons' fault. It's this thread's double-standards and lack of awareness for its hypocrisy. This is why everyone from outside loves to shitpost here. This place is a joke, like a "You can act stupid in here" containment thread.

>>16987907
What's that? Come on you if I want to live?

I need an anubis dressed as pharah

>>16988125
Yeah, she's gentle and clumsy, not rough and domineering. Learn the difference.

>>16988135
You said pelvis crushing. There's an image like that of Tio because she does it without wanting to.

I don't see your point.

>>16988144
I said pelvis curshing dom.

Dom. Something she isn't.

>>16988128
>The whole thread is one person
Right, because no one here ever has conflicting opinions.

Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 was quite something Estella, you should go see it rather than listening to silly old anons flinging fertilizer around.

>>16988158
>>The whole thread is one person
Pretty much, since it never changes or achieves anything. It's one person with multiple personality disorder.

>>16988171
This must be what IRL tsundere looks like.

>>16988128
>I don't understand you people. Whenever someone calls you out for having a fantasy they don't agree with, you tell them not to judge someone else's fantasy.
Yes because you can totally tell what me, an anonymous person on 4chan usually posts..
>This is not the headcanons' fault.
Yes it is because the moment it gets posted it's no longer "headcanon" contained only in your head but a public post on an image board open to replies.

>>16988186
>The moment it gets posted it's no longer "headcanon" contained only in your head but a public post on an image board open to replies
It's not stupid just because it was posted. People who disagree with are stupid, too stupid to hide/ignore posts they don't like, since it's a subjective thing. Autism.

>>16988206
This has to be the dumbest thing I've read here in moths. So people should be allowed to make a public post, on a public imageboard with whatever opinion they want and people who don't like it should just hide it and not reply?

Yeah you can eat shit.

>>16988121
It would be nice to hold a soft Flayer while her body responds to the strange sensations and visions we shared. Flayers are for such things.
>>16988126
She's been spooked! Cover your ears.

Delicious!

Well, looks like we're still not getting a new girl today from KC...

>>16988206
I agree. Can we talk about NTR please?

I want to take my daughteru to the zoo on her day off from school!

>>16988237
>So people should be allowed to make a public post, on a public imageboard with whatever opinion they want and people who don't like it should just hide it and not reply?
If it doesn't interest them and they have no other form of response that isn't autistic screeching or telling them to stop liking things in different ways, then yes.
It's called not hating on another man's fetish, a.k.a. not being a fucking chromossome burglar. Something you seem to be.

>>16988257
You know damn well I'm not talking about the /d/ shit. You have mg threads over there to discuss yours.

>>16988257
sh8 b8 m8 0/8

>>16988258
That's cute! Daughterus deserve to have a happy time while they check out the animals.

>>16988245
I bet her tentacles would get all wonky and she would turn mushy. It would be an experience out of this world.

>>16988257
THINKING

>>16988286
>kobold daughteru joins the wolfs' howl with a cute, high pitched "Awooo~"

>>16988286
Take her to the Paladin cage. They love that.

>>16988274
You really don't seem to get how the site as a whole works, I'm not going to waste any more time on some hippy who thinks everyone should hold hands and never disagree.

>>16988258
I have to wonder how my daughterus would react to seeing colorful birds and tigers for the first time.

>>16988317
>Site as a whole
That's just /v/. Everywhere else people just do it for shitposting.
If you'd rather spend your time bitching at things you don't like like a stupid ape than talking about things you like, do as you wish. If you bother me, I'll tell you to fuck off,

>>16988254
He usually releases one on tuesday if it's not a weekend release.
>>16988257
I bet you want to get cucked you filthy degenerate.

>>16988308
Shit, that's adorable, your daughteru deserves a headpat for being cute. Wan daughterus and waifus all over the zoo start howling and "Awooing".

A sight cute enough to cause mass heart attack's for husbandos.

>>16988313
>"As a special occasion ladies and gentlemen, this afternoon you'll be watching a LIVE corruption!"

Please stop this

>>16988328
>"Look daddy! That animal looks like Ms. Davis!"
>"That's right sweetie! Ms. Davis is a Jinko and that is a tiger."

>>16988357
Miss Davis sure wishes she could have a nice habitat and regular meals.

Blue skinned stacked demon

>>16988345
That must be an interesting show.

>>16988357
That's adorable. It'd also be funny to see another animal and say that it looks like their own mom.

>>16988370

>>16988367
Poor CC Ms Davis.

>>16988370
But that's just Jeeves, the butler.

>>16988381
Continue.

>>16988371
It sure is.

You get to watch as the species voted most by the audience rapes and corrupts a paladin and then assists her innocent little squire with fucking her.

>>16988381
Gonna put her in shibari.

>>16988258
I'm not much for going to the animal jail, but I would absolutely do it for my daughteru if that's what she wanted to do on her day off.

>>16988308
It would be 100% worth it for this though, that definitely sounds like something my daughteru would do. Watching her have little awoo conversations with her animal counterparts would be too cute.

Knowing my daughteru she;d probably want me to be her 'zookeeper' when we get home, and I would be happy to oblige her with that.

>never used to like ice queens
>can't stop thinking about cuddling one lately
Admit it, which girls did you start liking all of a sudden at one point?

>>16988404
Salamanders. Don't know why, I guess it was all the running and indirect kisses.

>>16988404
Alps. Not sure why, they're just coming to mind recently. This happens a lot, certain MGs coming to my mind and I can't stop thinking about them.

That barb ice queen is fucking perfect. That lingerie is lewd, barb always draws best lingerie.

Barb is a real G, good vibes goes out to that guy.

>>16988413
>indirect kisses
Care to clarify a bit?

>>16988413
>tfw no Salamander to drag me along for a run and give me encouragement and reassurance while she runs at my side

>>16988422
Like drinking from the same can of soda or whatever.

>>16988413
I see the culture of jogging and sharing water bottles is spreading.

>>16988404
Cancers. I just started liking them randomly.

>>16988422
Sharing waterbottles with your running partner Salamander. It was all the rage a while back.

>>16988404
Kobolds.

Then one became my waifu.

>>16988430
>>16988434
Dammit, I leave for a month and miss all the good Salamander stuff.

>>16988430
>>16988434
>>16988413
"Indirect kisses" are a meme. You're just exchanging bacteria.

>>16988434
I remember when this was first drawn.
Short little Anubis just wanted him to stick to the damn schedule.

>>16988441
>month
This has been going on since way before a month ago.
>>16988442
Grumpety-grumpety-groo!

>>16988434
Indirect kisses are lewd. I want to do one with my running buddy MG if she'd let me.

>>16988404
Redcaps and Gremlins. I think I just like troublemakers.

>>16988448
>Grumpety-grumpety-groo!
Are you well? Do you have brain damage?

>>16988442
Nah, saliva contains SE and DE so it's really fucking lewd. A monster girl can get addicted to it, we can see it happening a lot with sallies.

>>16988462
I'm saying you're grumpy. The "no fun allowed" type. You had no reason to reply to those posts and complain, but you did. Damnkidsgetoffmylawn.

>He'd actually confess his feelings to the salamander who helped him get healthy

Explain yourself

>>16988473
I'm desperate for a toned ass on my face.

>>16988463
Getting a sally addicted to my own spit sounds like a fun time. It might even lead to her becoming a desperate kiss slut.

>>16988463
>spitplay
Fucking ew.

>>16988413
>>16988434
I may have been responsible for starting that with the three choices.
>>16988421
Alps can be cute to tease and then get teased by when they become big breasted stage 3s. Not my first choice of monster girl but they're okay.
>>16988433
Kuu crabs are nice, do you like soldier beetles too?
>>16988440
Found love where you least expected it? That's cute.
>>16988457
How about goblins? They're massive trouble makers too.

>>16988476
You'd seriously want the sweaty, after work out, toned, firm butt of a salamander on your face?

What are you some sort of man with supreme taste?

>>16988473
What's there to explain anon? She's been there for you day in and day out just trying to help you get healthy, to help you get to the point where you can help yourself and no longer need somebody else to assist you. And she did it out of the goodness of her heart, she didn't do this just for a quick fuck, she just enjoys seeing and helping others get into physical shape and have a better quality of life.

If I still have to explain things to you anon, I don't think you understand love.

These are your brides now.

>>16988480
It's what happens most of time. Fighting against a sally can be dangerous too especially if there is a lot of sweat. Poor girls have it rough with anons that like to exercise.

>>16988483
I'm not talking about spitting inside the bottle, just the little residue that's left when you something in your mouth.

>>16988480
I want to drink from the same cup at that Wock who gives me a disgusted look!

>>16988487
>spoiler
I don't know about that, I just started off liking the idea of a black-scaled Salamander taking me back to the Metal Ages for some Brütal Legend hijinks and things escalated from there.

>>16988490
Why do I need three brides? I didn't ask for any brides.

>>16988486
I do indeed like Soldier Beetles too. Mostly the part of them actively looking for "tree sap".

>>16988486
>Found love where you least expected it? That's cute.
Pretty much anon. I never thought it'd happen but I'm so glad it did.

>>16988378
>"Mommy and I look lots like that one!"
>"Oh honey, you're more than that. You're a special and noble and don't let anyone tell you differently"
>SPECIES: COMMON LIZARD

>>16988404
Automatons because of 2B

>>16988486
I remember talking about doing it with my waifu a long time a go, though it does fit better for sallies. It's my fetish so I'm glad it grew a bit

>>16988488
Can I marry her?

>>16988490
Well alright.

>>16988509
That's your only option after confessing to her like that.

>>16988505
MERE COMMON LIZARD

>>16988493
At least they won't be aware of their spats getting stolen when they hit the showers after a long exercise day.
>>16988505
It doesn't help that I love Salamanders and ended up waifuing one

>>16988518
Daughteru no!

>>16988497
>Why do I need three brides?
Why don't you?

>>16988501
They're great girls, it's hard to go wrong with any of the kuus KC has done if you like that type of girl.
>>16988502
Always good to see a man happy with his waifu.
>>16988507
I think that goes for a lot of people. I've always wanted Automaton to be a thing so when the profile hit I was over the moon.
>>16988508
It's a fine fetish, personally I'm fond of indirect kisses with unicorns.

>>16988525
Dick got hard just by imagining her ass on those booty shorts. Goddamn salamanders are top girls.
Showers with one would be pretty nice too because of the steam.

>>16988404
>Admit it, which girls did you start liking all of a sudden at one point?
Wights. It's not a recent development, but I can't remember what it was that suddenly made them number one.

>>16987369
Lizardman art I haven't seen before? Nice.

>>16988536
There is just something oddly charming about a large Soldier Beetle blankly looking up at me and strongly siphoning my dick.

>>16987487
>>16987568
>Shuten will never sit on your face

>>16988535
Because they'll start asking me to do things and I can barely muster enough energy to life right now.

>>16988538
Best part about Salamanders in booty shorts is that after while of moving around, the shorts will start flossing their butts harder than their tails already might.
Also, Sitting down in a bath with a Sally would be fantastic.

>>16988536
I like to imagine myself kissing the hand of a high ranking girl such as a dragon and having her kiss it when I'm not looking. I find it cute.

>>16988538
See? See? This is how it happens! This is how they get you!

>>16988566
I'm not addicted to loli onis

>>16988546
Wight was the girl it happened to me with before it happened with Ice Queen. I guess I've got a thing for noble types and royalty lately.
>>16988553
That's lewd anon, the good kind of lewd though. They look awfully soft too which makes them perfect for hugs.
>>16988574
She would probably imminently start plotting how to get a more direct one from you.

>>16988606
Yeah, Soldier Beetles are good girls. I'd share an apple with one.

>>16988047
Is she an artist OC? Because I see a Seibah and some Dorafs as part of the same image set.

>>16988572
The flames would instantly attract my eyes to her butt and I wouldn't resist looking. If she wore some sports bra it would be too much to me too.
I would be fully open to teasing because I wouldn't stop admiring her body.

>>16988587
Doesn't help that I jog and play sports and I also have a thing for assertive girls in spats.

>>16988606
That would be fun to see. The closer she is to a kiss the more her tail burns so it would be easy to figure it out, though I would play innocent.

>>16988074
Sub oni are top tier desu. I'm glad they're a thing.

>>16988621
>share an apple with one
>get to the last part and treat it like a pocky game
>>16988631
>I would play innocent
Oh you tease, she would take it by force eventually.

>>16988636
>Sub oni are top tier desu.
Holy fucking shit. I read this as "sugar and flower are top tier" and I have no idea why.

Help me, the cake shoggoths are whispering into my mind!

Who is your waifu anon? Tell us her name and her species.

>>16988643
When she does I would say "took you long enough" and give her a big surprise smooch. I want to see her tail explode.

>>16988651
She's human

>>16988651
You're not getting me you damn squirrel.

Besides, I have a harem and not a waifu.

>>16988631
I mean, seeing a big firm and bouncy Salamander butt and thick swaying tail is enough to just lift it up and prone bone her.
Also,teasing a Monstergirl with a built in hype meter is quite lewd.

>>16988660
That's when her tail flares up to the maximum it can go and she pins you down to shower you with more kisses. Once she knows it's what you want she's not going to hold back.

>>16988643
Great, now I can only think about a Soldier Beetle hiding her blushing face.

>>16988651
Squirrel be gone! You already know my secrets and I'm afraid of saying anything else, might you expose me!

>>16988434
Is that Anubis supposed to be a shortstack or lolibaba?

>>16988667
>>16988681
you guys are fags.

>>16988651
What about waifus who don't have names?

For example: let's say a monster girl went into solitude for so long that she completely forgot her name
Or maybe, no one bothered to give her a name since she was a monster

Do you name her yourself? What's the proper way to handle that?

>>16988692
You'd decide on a name for her together.

>>16988692
My waifu doesn't even have a name.
I just imagine her having a nickname and that's it.

>>16988671
God I would need some unholy will to resist slapping and giving her ass a good grope, enough to leave a little mark on her tight butt. I swear to god if her tail wraps around my arms and she smiles back at me she won't be jogging the next day.
Also, the hype meter is what makes the teasing good. You know what are her weakspots because of it so you can just attack them freely without a worry.

>>16988673
I wouldn't hold back either, but being in the shower would be bad as things would get so lewd the steam would be filling the whole place. People might think there is a fire or something going on.
They wouldn't be exactly wrong though.

>>16988699
That sounds cute though that's a huge decision
If either of you regret it you'd probably change it on the spot thus desecrating the meaning of a name

>>16988709
Is she a Dragon that forgot her name because she was too busy building her hoard?

>>16988736
No, just a Salamander who never needed a name, got married to a dumbass and then needed something other than 'wife' to be reffered to as.

>>16988690
It's a generic waifu question, so of course some people are gonna have fun with their responses.

>>16988715
She might not be jogging for a week. Especially when handstand sex comes around.
Also, I'll be honest, the hype meter is the best part because they can just lie to your face about being horny as hell and have their tail exploding right behind them.

>>16988692
We'd think up cute nicknames, and I'd aress her by those, until I thought up a name that fit her perfectly some years later. And if we unearth her name and I feel it doesn't fit, we toss it and keep on thinking!

Loli monstergirls are for _____.

>>16988667
>Harem
Harems are haram expect if it's 5 girls are less
Bigamy a best

>>16988761
I'm sure her pelvis and butt would recover nicely, she is a strong girl.
I also wouldn't resist teasing her in public, making her tail burn stronger and brighter, making people look at her which would make her even more embarrassed. Promises of her punishing me later would be guaranteed.

>>16988651
My waifu a cute.

>>16988787
Giving tummies full of cummies!

>>16988787
Protecting.

>>16988796
Strong girls get strong sex. It's only natural.
Also, from the sounds of it, you would start massaging the tip of her tail on a bus and not finish the job, wouldn't you?

>>16988791
It's roughly 5 girls I think.

>>16988787
Whatever you want them to be for anon! Barring the few unmentionables of course.

Personally though, my daughteru is for cuddling and protecting and expressing my endless love for her in whatever way I can. Also setting her on my lap, carefully helping her pull her shirt off and giving her gentle, playful nipple massages.

>>16988787
Lolidom

>>16988819
>Roughly
You don't even know how many waifus you have?
Do you plan on jumping in a small Khepri pit or something?

>>16988818
Yep. I would casually grope and rub myself on her as she begs me to stop since her flame is going crazy. That or I would keep praising and confessing my love while we are out on a date just to see her go crazy.

>>16988429
I wanna get fit with a salamander! I want to have wrestlesex with her! I wanna fight with her! I wanna let her win just so she can make me lick her fit stomach muscles!

>>16988846
That's pretty lewd. It's also pretty great since she would have to walk around town visibly and clearly aroused while not having an outlet of get rid of her sexual frustration. Barring an empty alleyway, of course.
Also, IIRC, Salamanders are pretty obsessed with complementing and praising their husband, according to the profile. So it'd be neat to flip that the other way and see how they get.

>>16988857
Would she even need to fight you to get a lick?

Sasuga radical faction. I bet she's a demon in disguise.

>>16988597
Yet.

>>16988879
>black sclera
>abs
She's a beauty.

>>16988787
Getting on top of her in the doggystyle position.

>>16988787
Obeying.

>>16988866
I would have a lot of fun with her, but I feel like there would be a time where she would start to fight back by praising me and depending on how she does it I would grow red just like her flames. We would probably need to burst into an hotel at some point to cool things off.

>>16988879
Radical faction girls are the best

>>16988890
I was about to say exactly the same

>>16988899
I want 300 in 10,000's body, to give her headpats in loli form and hard dickins on her adult form that only manifests when she's considerably horny or blood-drunk.

>>16988787
Sitting on your face.

>>16988787
Keeping in strict chastity and locked in cages so nobody lewds them.

>>16988914
Way to go and ruin it.

>>16988904
It's a double-edged sword, but atleast it's better than getting to the point of jumping in a dark alley, which isn't even dark anymore considering the horny fire newt, and making love loud enough for someone to file a noise complaint.

>>16988839
It's not that I don't know how many I have, it's exactly 5 but if a new girl comes along who captures my heart then it may expand.

>>16988930
How did I ruin anything/

>>16988961
You know exactly what you did.

>>16988942
I don't know. The motel fee might be extra high due to some furniture breaking too.

Maybe it's better to go through the day without making the world burn, but that would be pretty hard. I guess fucking a lot before the date would also help keeping my teasing in check.

>>16988917
Goddamit, I'm definitely a lolicon now.

>>16987374
red and blue

>>16988968
Only if the lolis have fat asses.

>>16988964
Looked at a picture you posted, through up a scenario that was nice, and posted that scenario? You're being unreasonable anon

>>16988944
>if a new girl comes along who captures my heart then it may expand.
That's very slutty sounding, but I know how you feel
And you're doing a good deed by marrying all these monster girl, you're saving them from a childless life of loneliness
I'm sure the vast majority of monster girls have a positive view of men who want harems

>>16988787
Marrying

>>16988787
Belly button kisses

A wife commission finished.

>>16986605
Only around half a dozen more are in progress.

>>16988917
>not anal in every position and spanking

>>16988787
Putting in a collar and poundjng her ass doggystyle.

>>16988988
Lewd pointing.

Also
>only around half a dozen

>>16988787
head pats and nothing sexual

>>16988988
I haven't seen 34s art in a while.

>>16988981
They probably don't care all that much. Having a harem and deciding that if it's bad or not is completely up to the guy.

>>16988965
>breaking
How about scorch marks on the ceiling and walls on top of all the other stuff they regular would have to deal with. Like somebody taking supplements for semen production and having to clean it.

Mind you, the 'trying not to get kicked out of a movie theater for being too lewd' aspect of dating a Salamander is kind of one of the fun parts about them.

>>16989001
Ew. What kind of abomination is that?

>>16988977
At least there is that to prevent me from going to further degeneracy.

>>16988992
I like this. But only consensually!

>>16989001
34's really nice and has a great style.
>>16988997
It's a lot less than usual, for me.

>>16989002
I meant in a general way
Not in whether or not they would marry such a man

>>16989011
Shortstack Equal Dragon Weapongirl from MH.

Monster girls and phones would be a terrifying combination.

>>16989003
They would know us the moment we show up to get the tickets. I wouldn't even be able to do that cliche stretching thing without being thrown out.
Most movies would be watched at home while we cuddle on the sofa. There her flames go explode and dance however they want and we could play all night long without a worry other than noise complaints.

>>16989037
Your waifu ringing you up while you're at work and telling you what she's wearing?

>>16989037
I'd only accept sexts if I had a phone made by a gremlin that could rewind time an erase data before it was transmitted, so I can comfortably look at lewd pictures the waifu takes for me with the piece of mind to know that data literally no longer exists, and no one but me can see it.

>>16989037
>I'll never get this text from a monster girl

>>16989052
Anon what?

>>16989037
The amounts of nudes would be unbeliavable.

>>16989073
>Anon what?
Who knows for what nefarious purposes people are intercepting radiowaves

>>16989073
>So many TBs of nudes that one grows used to it from day 1
>Due to growing tolerance to nudes, what happens next it monsters sending pics of themselves in traditional dresses, too embarrassed to take them so often that anon grows tolerance to it

>>16989037
I don't think my waifu would be much for phones, especially with her big meaty paws and all. I'm certainly not much for phones either. She'd definitely want one for emergencies and stuff, but that's about it.

Our daughteru would also have limited screen access as well. We'd get her a phone that can only call her mother and I and maybe a couple of her closest friends, and she'd only be allowed an hour or two of solo screen time a day. Family screen time wouldn't count towards that though.

>>16989049
A lot of potential situations
>waifu telling you what she's wearing and giving you a boner at work
>the anubis you english classes to sending you a picture of her in her underwear
>redcap gang member sending you pictures of her weapon collection and telling you how she would use them on you
>manticore you've never even met before found your number and sends you a close up of her tail pussy

>>16989084
Mons in cute dresses!

>>16989084
>Embarrassed monsters wearing sundresses
Yes.

>>16989082
If you are that paranoid I guess a gremlin could help you out.

>>16989097
>If you are that paranoid I guess a gremlin could help you out.
There's nothing paranoid about taking precautions. Plus, I may forget to delete pictures, so in the advent that any one other than me touches the phone it should instantly brick

>>16989047
Atleast in the comfort of one's home, you won't get caught getting a buttjob like in the back corner pf a movie theater.

>>16989037
How's a man to get work done when their waifu is sending selfies of her trying new lingirie you were looking up for her birthday and her sending voicemails of her masturbating?

>>16989093
>>manticore you've never even met before found your number and sends you a close up of her tail pussy

It's like she wants me to frantically ask where she lives so I can rush there and assume the slut position

>>16989159
He's not, the waifu is the one who is supposed to work.

>>16989159
Work for a monster girl boss, she's bound to understand and let you rub one out at work.
>>16989163
>meeting up with manticore strangers
You might end up tied in a chair, blindfolded, toyed with until you can't take any more then toyed for a few more hours anyway.

>>16989185
Not everyone wants to be a househusband waiting to get mounted by an 8ft tall Hellhound.
>>16989193
That must be awkward to explain the first time.

>>16989116
Be careful anon! Your co worker got your phone and he's going through your gallery.

>>16989143
I'd lick her tail to see if it puts the fire out. I know what would happen but I would still do it.

>>16989037
A phoni.

>>16989037
There's a picture of a Yeti using a phone for a selfie, Yetis would put cute charms on their phones and take lots of photos

>>16989198
>he doesn't have his phone set to delete everything after X failed login attempts

>>16989197
>Not everyone wants to be a househusband waiting to get mounted by an 8ft tall Hellhound.
I'm not him, but my Kobold waifu would be the one who works and I'd be the househusband/stay at home father.

>>16989198
As someone who'd fellate the tip of a Salamander's tail, it would be hard to not find a reason to lick her tail.

>>16988992
>Putting in a collar and poundjng her ass doggystyle.
Collars fit loli wolfus.

>>16989198
>Your co worker got your phone and he's going through your gallery.
I don't get it. In real life I don't have a co worker and if you're playing into the fantasy, I've already established that my phone becomes a paperweight when some one other than me uses it.

>>16989218
I think I may have expressed that a little more negatively than I wanted to.
But if you would want to relax at home and wait for your waifu to get back, then that is quite all right.

>>16989232
I feel you anon, though I'd be doing all the house chores and stuff and caring for our daughteru when she gets back home from school too. I'd also be pampering my waifu and helping her de-stress every day when she gets home.

>>16989262
In my case, it would just be coming back home and princess carrying my waifu upstairs with any daughterus present calling me a shameless pervert.

>>16989197
I have nothing against working anon, and I mean, what man doesn't want to come home from a long day of work to see his waifu in naked apron? Working anons know where it's at.

But I'm a house husband for my waffle.

>>16989271
Princess carrying is pretty comfy anon, I'm sure your waifu would feel happy and safe in your arms no matter what your daughterus say.

>>16989276
I can get why someone would be a househusband though. It would be better than shooting down every other girl that tries hitting on you at a job.
>>16989281
It's moreso the fact that they would have a ridiculously high chance of walking in on me and my waifu obscenely fucking like wild animals. That's a special kind of shame that I would live with.

>>16989301
>spoiler
They're little monstergirls anon, I'm sure they'd understand at least on some level. Though they may tease you about it, I don't know. Either way, they're your daughterus and they'll love you no matter what!

>>16989301
Knowing MGs, they might want to watch.

>>16989301
Exactly, and I can support my waifu while she tries to reach her goals. So many benefits and I love the sound of it. I know I'd be a great house husband!

>spoiler

I'm screwed if that happens. Infinite teasing.

>>16989037
All of them would download those shady GPS apps that presumably track anyone's location using their phone number

>>16989084
>Scylla usually sends you close up of her pussy and other obscene pictures involving her tentacles
>One day you receive a picture of her in a white summer dress
>You can see her flushing bright red even though she is hiding her face
>10 seconds later she begs you not to put it online

Monster girls are strange creatures

>>16989308
>daughterus prefer watching mama and papa make love over watching TV
I could see it.

>>16989308
That's the terrifying part, in my case anyways. At least they'd understand how things get done properly.
>>16989306
On the bright side, they'll still love me. Hopefully, they won't get some weird fetish though.
>>16989326
You either get teased by being called a prude for having sex in the dark while holding hands or a degenerate for the rest of your life.

>>16989376
>On the bright side, they'll still love me. Hopefully, they won't get some weird fetish though.
I think you'll be fine anon, unless you're doing weird fetishy stuff with your waifu and they see that.

>>16989376
I think I'd either just get teased for being a lolicon or for doing some degenerate sub act. The smug on those daughterus' faces when they walk in on me gagged, tied to the bed and blindfolded while the waifu teases my body.

>>16989384
They might learn to enjoy collars then.
Oh my.

>>16989219
I wonder if you could get flames out of your nose. That would be a fun trick to try with waifu.

>>16989340
>haughty dragon sends you a picture of herself dressed as a housewife like this
>begs you not to show anyone and says her mother would kill her if she saw it

>>16989073
>tfw you find a pic of your drooling face on merefemalelizards.com
>Her husband was the one who uploaded it

>>16988651
Name is last thing I haven't brought myself to imagine yet. Partly because I'm terrible at naming characters and partly she would become too real at that point.

>>16989407
But her mother is doing the same for her hubby.

>>16989424
wait did you ntr some guy

>>16989525
She keeps it a secret in front of the daughter though, her husband is the only one she lets see her like that.

>>16989528
The tfw is from the perspective of the dragon anon. She's frustrated that her husband uploaded her ahegao on that site.

>>16989540
Oh, sorry usually the you refers to [YOU}

>>16989540
>Dragon ahegaos while sleeping
Oh man if mine did that I would also take a picture and add it to my hoard.

>>16989557
She was probably having a really nice dream.

>>16989575
>She says my name
Need to tap her female lizard size rising.

>>16989308
>the daughterus want to watch you doing it after you give your waifu a lolification potion

Better keep an eye on your Golems and Automata, unless you want their parts stolen.

>>16989597
That kind of play is a strictly no spectators affair.

>>16989607
It's cool, the Gremlins responsible for it will return the parts in time. All improved even!

>>16989607
Well I guess it's time to find if the thief believes in magic.

>there are people who just want to be househusbands when demon realms offer the ability to go full Harvest Moon right in your backyard
Talk about missing an opportunity.

Unless you're stuck in a city.

>>16989614
It wasn't Gremlins.
Somewhere out there is a Wendigo and Wurm with an Automaton's body, a Golems arms and shins, and two ahoges.

>>16989622
I'd prefer Rune Factory since I can kill things and spin attack off my tree house like a dervish.

>>16989622
I'm stuck in a tower in the mountains. Shit doesn't grow so well up there.

I wouldn't mind having a farm down by the foot of the mountain if I could have a portal there or something.

>>16989634
Mountain herbs usually grow up there and are often worth a pretty penny.

>>16989632
I said HM because I assumed more people would be familiar with that.
Also keep in mind that almost all those wild monsters would be, well, MGs now.

>>16989614
>Gremlins making improvements
>Not just slapping together a bucket of malfunctions and saying "Hey at least she's more interesting!"

>>16989640
Then I use nerf swords and weapons like in RF3.

>>16989642
>The defects add character!

>>16989648
>I fitted her internals with onaholes, so even when she breaks apart during sex, there's just more holes to fuck!

>>16989632
Rune Factory is honestly so much better than Harvest Moon in every aspect, it's a shame it ended while Harvest Moon continues.

>>16989654
>"She's got real depth now!"
>Charon has followed Gremlin's Twitch account

>>16989642
>Whenever the Gremlin starts getting defensive about the weird quirks and malfunctions of her inventions that still end up working she starts slipping into a cockney accent
>Conspicuous use of 'girlz' and 'boss' increases too
Dumb 'umie, its her culture ya git!

>>16989662
Yeah, shame that.

>>16989644
It's still frowned upon to go and whack your neighbors with a nerf bat.

>>16989670
>W-well valued customer, while it's true that our service adds a certain element of character to our models...
>U-uhm, well... seez,explosions iz... r-romance?
>Look! Do ya wanna make her cunt go boom or not, ya git?!

>>16989670
Get out.

>>16989691
I have no idea why, but the idea of a monstergirl referring to it as a "cunt" just turns me on harder.

This cake makes undeads gain heart pupils. If you can stomach the ingredients.

>>16989681
Now if only Wurm could understand that.

>>16989636
That actually sounds fun. Growing herbs on a massive mountain. Using said herb for potions and selling the once we don't need. Would be hard but fun.
I just have to make sure to find a way to stop harpies for stealing them.

... Now I want to go and play stardew valley again. Thanks anon.

>>16989709
>Just slapping the mushrooms on top
>Not grinding them up and adding them to the cake mix.
This is why the Sabbath is shit.

>>16989709
You'd have to literally be suicidal to eat that, though.

>>16989709
Making Pharaoh or Wight go into heat makes me sure I'll be able to stomach it.

>>16989719
The gray frosting is that mushroom though. But the base cake is just sponge cake.

>>16989714
>Harvesting herbs on the mountain
A
>Harpies always harass me with a distinct and slightly intoxicated "OI, MATE!"

>>16989729
It's still bad presentation.
0/10, try again.

>>16989729
>buy premade spong cake
>slather on cheap frosting
>put on undead mushrooms
>"WA-LA! Authentic, top class cooking from the renowned Sabbath!"

>>16989721
A normal human gets panic attacks when seeing that mushroom. Non-undead monstergirls get a bad stomachache instead.

>>16989745
IIRC the Bapho gives you a "try again" mark if you make that.

>>16989731
God damn those harpies. It's only a matter of time before they eat to much of some weird herb and go on a rape-rampage. A rapepage if you will.

I concur with OPs statement. Strong girls are love. Like Lilims. They can create their own lustful and vernal dimension just for you! Isnt that kind?

>>16989607
Cute
That Automaton looks way too disappoint, did Sandy gamble her body away or something?

>>16989709
Don't ever cook with grey lamentation mushroom or you're going to attract hungry undeads
What will you do what a stacked Ghoul press her bare chest against your kitchen windows and licks it? You won't be able to focus on your cooking

>>16989797
I wonder if there's a beach resort in a pocket dimension where is it summer forever. Acceptable clothing there is either swimsuits or nude.

>>16989800
How annoying. At least the Vampires only start drooling in a most unladylike manner.

>>16989815
Can you blackmail a Vampire if you snap a picture of her drooling?

>>16989835
I guess. What kind of lowlife would do that thought?

>>16989851
Her daughteru

what was mantis-fags opinion on the only mantis girl in the movies they will ever get?

>>16989797
>lilim

But anon lilims are SHIT!

>>16989860
1. Not on topic
2. Her name being "Mantis" doesn't make her a mantis girl dumbass.

>>16989851
Someone who really, really want to have sex with her but isn't willing to become her personal blood bag slave
She could turn the tables by making him addicted to her bite though

>>16989856
Damn Dhampirs, they always take it too far

>>16989856
What a ill-mannered child.

>>16989860
>3dpd

>>16989863
Anon, there's a saying that goes if you keep calling everything shit, chances are you're the shit.

>>16989866
its the closest they will ever get

>>16989835
I wouldn't. It could be a sign of her going feral or into a bloodlust.

Kind of reminds me of that pic of Christopher Lee's take on Dracula with the bloodshot eyes.

>>16989860
Wrong thread shitter.

>>16989874
Still off topic chucklenuts.

>>16989860
I liked her, but have you seen her actress? She looks totally different.

>>16989835
Wait, I though you couldn't take a Vampire's picture.
Well "traditional" vampires don't have reflections or come out in photos anyways.

>>16989860
She was a cute.

>>16989885
Is this what happens to Vampires under the full moon?

>Multiple Anons were seen twitching on the ground while having an ahegao. Their necks show serveral bite marks.
>This is brought to you by Ratoskr News Network.

>>16989872
>calling everything shit,
I only call lilims shit.

>>16989903
You're actually totally right, but I think because vampires have almost none of their canon weaknesses, and KC hasn't said anything regarding this, its not too much of a stretch to assume the whole no reflection thing doesn't apply for whatever reason.

>>16989917
Bullying is yes

>>16989918
Yeah, I mean if garlic is just mild state of drunkeness to them, then you might as well just say that mirrors are fine.

>16989396
>daughterus all come happily running up to you wearing collars they made for themselves out of ribbon
>'Look papa, we're just like you and mama!'

>>16989974
Oh God no. Please don't do this.

>>16989974
Gross.

>>16989974
The thing is, I actually wear a collar and so does my waifu. So my daughterus doing this wouldn't be that much of a surprise.

But holy shit would it melt my heart and make me cry with happiness.

>>16989986
It's just a harmless craft project anon, all they'd want is your praise! Can you imagine how cute they'd look with those thick colorful ribbons tied snugly around their little necks, done up in little bows for added effect?

The more I think about it the more I'd really love to see my own daughteru in a ribbon collar. My waifu too.

>>16990019
How could anybody interpret this as being lewd? This is top tier cute!

>>16990019
See KDF, this is the kind of cute idea I like.
If that is you of course.

>>16989974
Thank god my daughteru knows what's up with collars and she'll never wear one. Probably.

>>16990028
It's me anon.

>>16990029
Right? Collars don't have to always be lewd!

>>16990035
>knows what's up

What is up with them?

>>16990044
Exactly! I like to think me and my waifu's collars aren't just mere sex objects, but instead a sign of marriage and our love for each other.

Sure they CAN be lewd in the bedroom. But most of the time it's pure and cute!

>>16990046
They are lewd most of the time and she also knows that her future husband is the one that's going to be the one wearing it.

>>16989974
Daughterus are the purest, cutest things ever.

>>16990019
From that perspective, then yeah, it's suddenly really cute.
I just had a kneejerk response to the idea of it.
At worst, I can just show them how to work with leather.

>>16990060
Well then I must applaud your daughteru for her fine taste. If she's putting the collar on her husband, then she's doing it right.

You raised her well anon.

>>16990062
Too pure for this world

>>16990057
This anon gets it! Collars are really versatile, they can be incredibly meaningful symbols of love and marriage while also being part of just a normal everyday outfit.

>>16990067
That's fine anon, no harm done. Leather is a great collar material.

>>16990080
>Praising daughteru's taste
What a weird feeling. Thanks anon.

>>16990087
Cow leather specifically. Not that I would know.
It'd be pretty cute to see them engraving their own names on their collars though.

>>16990087
Not to sound too fruity, but I think collars look adorable fashion wise. I'd wear mine out in public while I'm shopping for food to cook for my waifu. Showing it off to all the people in the market. They be 'mirin. What about you man?

>leather is great collar material

True that