/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>in front of a girl!
Well, you see...

It's like looking into a mirror.

>Your father wishes you've never been born.
But he doesn't even know I exist. ;_;

It's not like I want a sausage or anything...

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

Just wait. She's going to come running back and is going to give us an "extra" box of chocolate she just happened to have lying around. Sure, it doesn't mean she likes us or anything, she just wanted to dump it on someone. But it's gonna happen. Just wait.

>>1699056

me on the left. You show em, Reimu.

::gives Reimu a can of peanuts that us actually one of those gag snake things::

>Your friends only stick with you because they suck just as badly.
Jokes on you. I have no friends.

*insert wall of text describing you accurately*
am I a troll yet

but i love you reimu

>>1699095

Why would you do that?

>You should go see a fucking psychiatrist

Shut up, my health care plan doesn't cover psychology and I'm not rich.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your armpits.

>>1699056
awesome Reimu is awesome.

>Die in a fire with Alice for all I fucking care!

Can I die with Marisa instead?

>>1699056
W-well fuck y-you too!

Well, I should prolly see some kind of shrink.

Then again, there is a fair change that there will be consequences if I did that.

*Sobs uncontrollably* But *I* still love you, Reimu!

STOP WITH THE STUTTERING!

NEITHER ALICE NOR REIMU ARE 'TSUNDERE' OR 'LONELY' OR 'HIKKIS'!

YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

>>1699237
> Then again, there is a fair change that there will be consequences if I did that.
You lost me.

>>1699272
Alice is canon Tsundere

>>1699272

So, what, you want Flandre instead? Give it up, she'll only break your heart. MANUALLY

>>1699276

>>1699272
Reimu is canon awesome.

>>1699290
I go 'kyu' and then they go 'boom'!

>>1699283
To Marisa, perhaps. But not to Anonymous or /jp/ in general.

Allow me to refer everyone posting in this thread to this image (also applies to Reimu to a large degree).

I AM TSUNDERE

get out of this thread, bitch.

>>1699323
I want this Reimu.

>>1699276
Well, quite frankly they can lock me up.

Has happened before. I was underaged at the time though, so they could do it more easily.

>>1699380
Fucking accurate.

This Reimu is superior.

ITT: We continue posting even though the Reimu RPer probably already grew bored of the thread.

>>1699422
ok.

>>1699424
Damnit, I can never take that part about them being "just friends" seriously.

>>1699056
>>1699212
For the love of crap, can't any of you speak clearly for once?

>>1699537

>>for the love of crap
>>Alice
>>crap

>>1699863

>>1699424
She's a magician, not a youkai.
She doesn't control her dolls through her fingers' dexterity, but through magic. In fact, dexterity has nothing to do with her control.
She is a loner and a coward at heart. She doesn't associate with others because she's afraid of being thought of as weak.

>>1699913
>She's a magician, not a youkai.
Uh, Magician is a subset of youkai. Both Alice and Patchouli are youkai according to ZUN. He even calls Alice the youkai version of Marisa.

>>1699959

But you're forgetting that Marisa is a human and a magician.

>>1700059
magician youkai =! human magician

go fucking look it up at touhoupedia

>She's a magician, not a youkai.
bad troll
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