/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kobolds are the cutest! I want to pet a Kobold!

Maids are NOT olev! They are for love!

Do not bully the lilims

doesn't this belong on /a/?

>>16974761
Bully hats instead.

>>16974765
Do not bully the hats either

>>16974747
If it's by a MG, I'm not denying that.

>>16974747
What if I want a loving, emotionally fulfilling relationship?
Kinky sex is a given, but mostly the emotional stuff.

How difficult must it be for girls with paws to hold pencils/pens? Anuboss must have plenty of practice to write as well as an does.

>>16974789
They use those novelty inch-thick pencils.

>>16974784
Remember, Rape is synonymous with Proactive Dating. When she rapes you the first time, she is marking you as hers and she as yours forever and ever. She will be dedicated wholly towards you and will think the world of you. Your love will never weaken or wonder, for it is love born of a monster.

>>16974800
I think I'd prefer meeting her when we're kids and becoming friends with her.

I'm going to vigorously grope the bapho generals thighs!

>>16974773
Bully mice instead.

>>16974805
That just means either
>a) when you were kids and didn't realize that she was claiming you as her husband, you enjoyed her company just like she did yours.
Or
>b) she has been feeling this way for you for longer than you could ever know. She loved you so much, she suppressed her urges to make sure you have a wonderful friendship first.

>>16974747
To be honest, when I walk alone down side streets at night dressed like a slut, I know exactly what I'm doing.

>>16974789
I legitimately don't see it as being very hard for them. It might be about as difficult as writing with gloves on, but they're used to it so they would be better at it anyway.
Remember that some people can write with their feet or teeth. Imagine being a master of that shit.

>>16974815
Exactly. You deserve to be raped for doing that.

If you have experience on this matter, which species usually try to pick you up?

>>16974813
Does molesting mice count as bullying?

Is it true that Manticores can shoot their barbs like frag grenades when threatened? Or is that just an urban myth?

>>16974822
Yes. Especially if you bully their womb.

>>16974821
>If you have experience on this matter, which species usually try to pick you up?
I don't because MGs aren't real and I'm not RPing, but if I had to guess, I'd say that I'd study my targets closely. Understand gang dynamics, who owns what territory and how visible they are.

So if everything fall into place, I'd get raped by a pack of ghouls, because I'd have selected the territory of an undead cabal. Otherwise, a bunch of wild kobold lead by a pack of werewolves, the same pack of ferals who control the neighborhood around the local park.

>>16974814
The second one. I've talked at length about my fantasies about her before so I'll give you she shortened version.
>Preschool to 1st Grade she and I were inseparable friends. Where one went, the other followed.
>Then I had to move away even though she desperately was trying to get me to stay with a contract and a game of hide and seek.
>She falls into a depression and becomes a delinquent until college, where she just becomes sulky and uninterested.
>Then one of her friends tells her about a boy she saw working a dead end job in MGC only for her to realize her friend's talking about me.
>On our shared 23rd Birthday she sneaks into my room, and pins me to the bed only to pull out the contract she wrote in crayon when we were six years old.
>After signing and a tearful first time she moves in with me.

Goodnight anons. Please remember that your waifu will always love you. Even when life seems tough, your waifu still cherishes you. So try to be strong for her, anons. Even if the portals never open, there is still a life to live, and knowing that you live it well would make your waifu smile. Because all she has ever truly wanted is for you to be happy.

>>16974789
Easy to hold and use for all of them. Difficult stuff would be fine work in cramped spaces. Like people meme about Anubi mechanics but she'd have a hell of a hard time getting at what she wants to work on.

>>16974789
Their keyboards would look hilarious.

>>16974813
Such cute ears!

>>16974845
I just want to be with my Ojou Chimaera waifu so she can tease and domineer me with 4 times the oh ho ho dammit.

>>16974789
I don't headcanon Kc's tumorhans anyway. At most claws and paws are only 15%-20% larger than human female hands and their shape is still 5 digits, with one being an opposable thumb. There may be some vesgigial spots of flat leather due to pads, but the shape of their hands would make pads redundant.


Feet paw/claws would remain similar though, those don't need to be dexterous.

I want to bully a Ratatoskr by calling her on the phone saying I have a big scoop for her. Then when she rushes over I give her an ice cream.

>>16974870
Sounds lame as shit. Canon Anubutts give way better hugs.
Besides, having one less digit doesn't mean shit. It's not like they can't just magic a pen if they needed to.

>>16974875
>Sounds lame as shit. Canon Anubutts give way better hugs.
They also have stupid tumor clown hands and can't hold anything in one hand.

>>16974873
But anon, you've given her a big scoop!
Anon is a kind person who deserves Rata hugs.

>>16974879
They can hold staves, swords and coffee mugs just fine.

I know this thread thinks that CYOAs are not a valid option, and absolutely hates RP, but I think some kind of isekai would be pretty amazing if an anon is transported into a world with MG's with either his phone or a laptop, and posts in this thread to decide all his actions.

So the writer would RP in here, write the responses into the story, and have the MC move based on those responses.

>>16974879
I'd rather get pushed up against a wall by dinnerplate sized paws.

>>16974883
She can't hold a sword at all, she can barely hold that staff she's holding, because it's resting on the ground. The moment she tries to move it in any way it'll slip from her grasp. to proove this, go pick up a groom, and try to swing it around without fully closing your hand or using your thumb and pinkie. She can't hold a mug and drink from it either

>>16974888
Oh god yes.

I want to feel those big squishy paw pads pressing against my face!

>>16974886
It's better if you just start something on anonkun.com or /qst and link it here

also I had this idea where a whole building was transported, and acted as the base for humans and a link between worlds

>>16974893
You're literally making shit up now. She clearly has a firm grasp on that staff. Why even carry tools she can't use? You're trying to force your shit opinion by pretending it's somehow bigger than it is.

>>16974895
Yeah but I'd only be interested if it was you salty faggots deciding anon's fate with shitposts.

Though now that I think about it it wouldn't work at all, because any one claiming to be in a fantasy world with a working internet connection would receive a shit tin of "Picks or it didn't happen" and there'd be no semi-serious response. Well, fuck that idea then

>>16974901
>She clearly has a firm grasp on that staff
Nigger she has 3 fingers and a hand that can't close fully. Her grip on that staff is the exact opposite of firm.
>Why even carry tools she can't use?
Symbology.

Someone stole this poor shortstack Gremlin's clothes, leaving only her bag of sex toys and a ring of anal beads! How do you protect her smile?

I find the idea of just having a wife that boosts charisma pop up one day appealing

>>16974906
Anon, that's a Goblin.

>>16974904
>>16974901
Nevermind, I didn't spot the 4th finger acting like a thumb

>>16974908
Don't ruin this for me.

>>16974901
>>16974904
>>16974909
Wait wait, hold the fuck up. Is this a revision KC did to fix Anubis' stupid hands? Because the picture you posted has 4 fingers, but the picture of the Anubis in the profile on the wiki has only 3

http://mgewiki.com/images/e/e9/Anubis_0.jpg

>>16974901
Slavery isn't so bad when your task is to help the anubis dress and undress every day.

>>16974906
Exchange witty, slightly lewd, dialogue.

Then she joins my adventuring party.

>>16974909
>acting like a thumb
If it can turn a full 90 degrees, it's a thumb, Anon.

>>16974915
Yeah, KC fixed it ages ago like he said he would in the Q&A, but no one has put it on the wiki yet.

>Anon! What the hell is a "Mere female lizard"?

>>16974929
Well that's one major gripe down the drain. Still less useful than a propper hand because she can't close her hand fulle/fingers aren't long enough to

>>16974933
A meme.

>>16974933
Dragon-san please calm down!

>>16974920
So would it only be flirting or would she spend her nights in your bedroll giving you head?

>>16974943
Not straight away, you need to select the right dialogue options and complete her loyalty quests, specifically getting back at the person who stole her clothes.

Then I can romance her!

>>16974948
With monstergirls there'd be at least one pre-romance sex scene. And a lot more during the romance.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>16974967
Will you keep doing this until you're breast fed by a holstaurus?

>>16974906
This is still the best greenskin Gobbo I've ever seen.

>>16974981
Cute as a crumpet.

>>16974907
She's a good girl. Underrated.

>>16974906
Take action while she's still vulnerable

>>16974981
I like me some Goblins of the green variety.

>>16974990
Do you like them flat or busty?

>>16975009
Flat a best

Did any one save that murdertruck isekai joke I wrote a bit ago? If not I'll have to search the archives, I just wanna save it to develop it into an idea later

>>16975009
Shortstack or pear shape. Gotta have the hips.

Smug daughterus who find out what you and their mom do in the bedroom.

They're going to tease you about it!

>>16975032
>Getting teased by our daughteru about how sugary pink our vanilla sex is
I mean she'll have a hard time making either of us feel shame from this

For no reason at all, you are now thinking of a Mad Hatter playing chess with a Lich.

>>16975043
>Daughteru jump in on mommy and daddy having sex
>sees gentle pure lotus

She's happy because she thought you were a degenerate.

Would Liches be easily annoyed, or would they be sympathetic? "HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE." "YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME?

>>16975062
Liches need to be booped on the nose to teach them not to raise an Undead army and conquer the world.

>>16975076
Then she'll get angry and sit on your face!

>>16975032
>They're going to tease you about it!
Lets see how smug they are after I threaten to tell the neighbor's son that they like him.

>>16975062
I bet they'd be super sick of all those people who think if someone dies in MGE "I'll just go find a lich."

>"No thank you! We don't want anymore hell wishers, corpses or distant relations!"

>>16975084
As long as she leaves my village's graveyard undisturbed, so be it!

>You'll never live in not!Yharnam
The vertical nature of souls cities has always captured my heart

Around daughterus, you always lose.

So guys, your waifu has alt costumes?

Right?

>>16975138
When can I get the gift giver yeti jump down my chimney?

>>16975098
I'm sure you could find a nice Undead Kingdom to live in anon.

>>16975138
With her cosplay fetish? Yeah.

>>16975138
Of course. She's got her elegant dress, she's got a large sweater and tight panties, she's got her set of full plate armor, she's got a loose shirt and tight leather trousers. Lots of outfits

>>16975138
Robes and cute sundresses! That or a more stern and serious clothing.

>>16974800
>tfw no tomboy Hellhound childhood friend who slowly falls in love with you as you both grow older together

>>16975138
Only the best alt costumes.

>>16975138
A Sun Wukong outfit, a business suit and a red tie with nothing else.

Now guess my waifu!

>>16975190
Werebat?

>>16975138
>alt costumes
I mean, she doesn't even have a primary costume. Is this a fighting game or something?
She just wears whatever she finds. Sometimes she even wears my stuff.
Elaborate dresses and other fancy things only get in the way of work, and would end up regretfully shredded and scorched. The most you'd find is a tight-fitting jumpsuit.

Are hellhounds white?

>>16975225
They obviously have black skin

>>16975233
I feel like that guy's trying to kick up some shit anon. Don't dignify him.

>>16975237
I'd take a white hellhound. She's probably stronger than the black ones anyway what with the way heat gets bluer then whiter the hotter it is.

>>16975237
If he is, he's doing a bad job.

Because I want to kiss a Hellhound's black hot skin.

>>16975223
Surely your waifu has some kind of exotic outfit she wore when you first met, that made her stick out like a sore thumb because it was her first time in the Human realm?

>>16975223
>Sometimes she even wears my stuff.

Waifus who wear their husband's clothes on a lazy day are top tier.

>>16975244
I'm pretty sure an MG in human realms sticks out by default.
If she was wearing anything when I found her, it would be something like a hydraulic exosuit.

>You will never be depressed and have your monster waifu try to cheer you up
>You're just depressed

>>16974747
These threads are the worst. What's even the point of them? "monster girl" is such a broad and undefined category that it's fucking retarded to have a general dedicated to it. It's like having a general to discuss furniture. This is almost as bad as the 3D generals and is part of the cancer that killed /jp/ forever. I hope you're proud.

>>16974907
>Be Zipanguese loser
>Only common monster girls ask me out
>Work at a shit restaurant job
>Get molested by drunk Onis on a daily basis
>Come home late one day after escaping a rape attempt
>Smoke hobo invited herself in and drank all my bear
>About to go off on her when her mindfuckery kicks in
>Start thinking that she is my fuckbuddy roommate
>Have hot night of loving sex
>Wake up the next day
>Nurarihyon woke up early to cook breakfast
>Enjoy the meal and head to work
>Everyone greets me and gives me presents on the way for some reason
>My Tanuki boss fires herself and grants me her business
>The Oni customers don't even dare look at me weird
>Spend the best day of my life
>Go back home
>Nurarihyon wife was waiting for me at the door
>Tells me that she traded houses with a friend
>We move into the imperial castle
>Life is good

Wew, now that's some weak bait

>>16975279
that's some pathetic bait
you obviously have some issues in irl
have a (you) to cheer you up

>>16975138
She has a few.

>>16975278
>no big wolfu to be your big spoon and whisper into your ear how much she loves you

>>16975281
Yep, Zipanguese Lilims will do that.

>>16975279
>Implying there's anything wrong with a general to discuss furniture
Though personally, I'd lie a thread on discussing linnen so I can post more silly tittan

>>16975278
>tfw no wolfu to keep me company and talk to me

>>16975289
True suffering

>>16975282
I'm pretty sure I've even seen that one before. It's kinda sad. Pretty sure he tried to bait earlier by asking if we belonged on /a/. Must've gotten mad that he didn't get any delicious delicious attention.

>>16975278
>No monstergirl waifu to sit in your lap, kiss your neck and hug you close while telling you everything about you she loves.
Damn it.

>>16975295
look at the size of those sake jugs!

>>16975313
Perfect for pumping thick loads out of an unsuspecting Gaijin in some dark alley. Just lay down and let it happen.

>>16975291
I wonder if a masochistic ittan would like being used as a hammock.

>>16975318
If only I learned how to speak Zipanguese!

>>16975322
I highly doubt it'd cause them pain. and I highly doubt it'd come in the form of the poor girl being stretched out and having her hand and feet tied to two poles. Don't forget that an ittan is basically a ghost.

She'd just stretch the cloth between whatever yo uuse to suspend the hammock, and snuggle with you inside of it

>>16975326
>You'll have plenty of time to learn after she exhausts you with her tits, hefts you over her shoulder and carries you off to her home to be her boytoy.

>>16975278
>No neet monster girl to come home to after work and cuddle with
>You will never ask her if she won her Japanese dress up game.

>>16975332
Oh whoops, that arrow shouldn't be there.
I should probably go to bed.

>>16975333
>You'll never prone bone a NEET monstergirl's thick ass while she lazily lays there playing video games.
>You'll never see her bite her lip in pleasure as you cum inside.
Shit.

>>16975290
They share a few similarities with Lilims but not much
They are far from being "Zipanguese Lilims"

>Salamander rests on a comfy chair
>Her body is covered with old scars, each one its own story.
>The laughs to herself as she remembers the years gone by.
>Memories where she was young, when the wold was hers for the taking.
>about the battles one and lost, laughter and tears shared between comrades and family.
>Her focusing goes to her greatest fight, a fight she'll always remember
>every detail about was etched into her mind, the smell of the plains, the clash of metal, every cut, hit, insult and compliment.
>A fight that lasted well into the night, but her tail kept it going.
"mother?"
>the salamanders thoughts are broken and she looks at who asked for her. the hair and eyes of her daughter almost puts her back in her memories.
>"What is it child?"
"You looked out of it for a while, is everything OK? Should I get father?"
>"I'm fine, in fact... why don't I tell you a story?"

>>16975345
Gonna bone the nerd anubutt!

>>16975353
>all those mistakes
Dude, calm down you're drunk.

>>16975281
Anyone ever wonder how a Nura harem is different from a Bicorn harem? Are Nura harems counted as concubines while Bicorn harem are counted as wives?

>>16975381
I'm fine, i'm just having a shit day writing apparently.

>>16975393
No you've had enough mister!

>>16975389
Bicorn is selective about the quality of women. Nura are just sluts on parade. The number cap is also much higher on Nura, almost twenty times that of a bicorn.

>>16975398
If an Oni is telling you that you've had too much to drink, reconsider your life choices.

>>16975408
It's not easy for her, but she's got a part-time job as a bouncer.

>>16975399
So Nura harems are concubine while Bicorn harems are counted as wives? So Bicorn harems are basically polygamy while Nura's are like having a lot of bed warmers.

>>16975389
Agreed with >>16975399
Bicorns are heavily involved in your other relationships and wants you to marry high quality girls
Nurarihyon simply gives you the power of charisma and doesn't care about what you do with it even if you want to marry all the foxes from the nearby Inari shrine

>>16975421
>Bicorns are heavily involved in your other relationships and wants you to marry high quality girls
More than that, bicorns are actively involved in training those girls to be suitable playthings for the two of you.

Nura's just don't care because she knows that due to her powers and the way she works, you'll always find her to be the best fuck regardless of what you do.

Could you take this thing on in a basketball game? The fate of the Earth might depend on it.

>>16975389
I think the Nura harem-ettes aren't expected to fall in love and stay with you forever had go "Husbaaaaaand~", whereas the bicorn ones are.
Nura's ones are just random monstergirl villager NPCs that Nura has you bang because she thinks that you're a yakuza boss and she's a yakuza ladyboss and yakuza bosses should stick their dicks in all the local puss they please, it's only natural.

>>16975398
I don't drink regularly
I just play games and write low-mid tier stories.

>>16975454
>drunk hack of a writer gets kicked out of a bar
The Ratatoskr will have a field day with this.

>>16975458
>implying i have money for alcohol
>implying i have money

>>16975481
>Dripping tanuki.jpg

>>16975481
>Breaking news! Drunk hack gone bankrupt! Money spent on illegal aphrodisiacs? More at eleven.
Dude, your PR skills suck.

>>16975495
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtFaVKHsmnA

>>16975408
I remembered one Anon who got cirrhosis at 29 by simply drinking way way too much.

Do you guys have a nickname for your waifu? Does your waifu have a nickname for you?

>>16975554
She calls me helpless fly sometimes.

>>16975566
Itsy-bitsy spider titties!

Will the meteor shower finally bring monster girls into the world

>>16975571
It came from outer space.

>>16975569
They're very lickable.

>>16975354
Being office Anubis is suffering

>>16975571
Meteor bring cosplay-tier friends or turbo spoopy abominations

>>16975598
Can they bring one-winged Angels in tight leather?

>>16975278
I'm so fucked up that I'd rather spend all my efforts keeping away rather than just accepting her

real ded hours

>>16975709
Sorry, I'm shitposting about Guardians of the Galaxy on two other boards.

>>16975709
Anons are all tucked soundly in their beds while Kikimoras rub themselves all over them.

>>16975713
Stop anon, I'm a very heavy sleeper and I don't want to think about the maid using me as a daki.

>>16975709
She's so cute! What are the best ways to make a Lich smile?

>>16975709
Miss Lich really need to stop with her shit.

>>16975722
Please stop making Liches sound clinically Autistic.

>>16975709
Anon how am I supposed to post MGs while I'm at work?

>>16975720
Pinch her cheeks and pull them slightly outward and up.

>>16975598
So either elves and monoeyes or shogs then?pls no give false hope

>>16975571
Oh god anything please just give me my waifu I'm dying without her

>>16975709
>Invite your cute Lich neighboor to a Zipanguese restaurant
>She stays as stoic as ever
>You can barely get a nod out of her when you try to start a conversation
>The plate of sushis arrives
>She is immediately attracted to the serving of wasabi
>Grabs it and shoves it in her mouth despite your warning
>She makes the most embarrassing noise
>Hides her face for the remainder of the meal

>>16975817
No bully

>>16975709
I blame the undead.

>>16975821
Bullying a Lich is a bad idea
It might be fun at first, but one day you'll wake up tied up in her basement with a horde of freshly risen undead ready to feast on you

>>16975854

Or she might make you drink some shady potions
Or she might bind you to her will in some way
Or she might make you be her dickthrone while she reads for the whole day

Liches are scary.

>>16974747
This nice Yeti told me otherwise, she said I deserve hugs

>>16975893
Rape? Hugs? Somebody tell me what I deserve!

>>16975900
both

>>16975904
That's nice, thank you anon.

reminder to all anons here
it's not rape if you want it
brought to you by an autistic faggot

>>16975904
But who will do the cuddle rape? Yeti? Cheshire? Chesheti?

>>16975919
But is it rape if she does all the work?

>>16975900

>>16975921
it's rape followd with cuddles

>>16975926
i deserve a cyclops?
why i do like mono-eyes

>>16975919
It's still rape if you want it but you don't clearly give consent

I want a strong fat hinezumi to keep telling me sumo is a legitimate fighting style whenever I poke her middle.

>>16975941
I want a small Hinezumi to beat the shit out of me then rape me while I'm broken and bleeding

>>16975940
no it's not they just don't know it's not

I have nothing but a neverending cycle of stories of love, loss and grievance. I can't even get raped anymore with this depression. No shame, just letting them use my body for their needs, like a toy.

>>16975944
>they just don't know it's not
Well, that's the most important part
There is nothing sadder than a rapey monster girl realizing that her prey is a slut

>>16975941
Would she get annoyed if you asked her to spam palm strikes like Honda from street fighter does?

I imagine Hinezumis take their martial art very seriously and hate it when movies and video games misuse them

>>16975963
Probably.

She lecture me on the correct form, the proper usage, why he's doing it wrong in the game and that she'll only do it if I get her a pizza

>>16975968
>Sumo hinezumi keeps trying to get herself taken seriously.
>Anon just asks her to do moves from video game characters
>Can only console herself that depression eating is sorta considered training

>>16975919
Yeah sure, you want it the first couple of rounds, but some monsters will keep going way beyond that.

>>16976014
get on their level, you plebian

Fucking elves wanting to get raped all the time

>>16976034
Do you think they sell video guides on just how to tempt a man into raping them? How many do you think are scams that just make them look silly and awkward?

>>16976034
Those fucking elves make me want to breed and then marry one.

>>16976034
Eh.
I'm gonna have to tell that elf she's not big and/or meaty enough for me to rape her.

Wonder if I could trick an elf into getting a bodytype I want by doing that.

post your most monster looking monstergirl right now

>>16976025
You try getting on the level of something like a Jubjub, zap weasel or spidercow.

>>16976039
Elves naturally act like they're asking for rape, but I bet some of the more desperate ones would buy such a tape. They're probably hosted by elf girls who have no sexual experience yet act like they've been raped plenty of times. Fucking elves, that just makes them need even more rape when they start doing silly things around you in an attempt to entice you to rape. Things like 'telling you to please stop cornering them' and 'no, please, don't rape me' and 'why do you keep saying elves want to be raped you monster'.
Fucking elves.
>>16976042
I loved that story of the five elf wives that acted like they were rape slaves but were actually loving fawning wives from a little bit ago. What kind of elf would you want to rape-breed and rape-marry and rape-love?
>>16976045
She'd probably come back around you sometime later conspicuously heavier and chowing on some fast food looking much more to your tastes- and still try and play innocent as she tempted you to rape her.

>>16976034
It's okay. I was taught exactly how to deal with lewd elves.

>>16976062
...hey wait a minute. Wait a minute!
They had a kid! That's adorable.

>>16976060
>I loved that story of the five elf wives that acted like they were rape slaves but were actually loving fawning wives from a little bit ago. What kind of elf would you want to rape-breed and rape-marry and rape-love?
I am intrigued.

>>16976060
...Now I'm just curious to see how far she'll go before flat out demanding I rape her.
I may just start saying not big enough without looking to keep her going.


May get a look at her rear and chest when she isn't looking though.

>>16976050

>>16976071
yep

>>16976050
cutest girl right here

>>16976069
>Anon keeps raping elves who were definitely asking for it (they weren't)
>They say it's 'elven law' that he has to take responsibility and marry them, so he does and turns out to be much more mellow once they're actually his wives
>They outwardly make it look like they despise him but their actions show that they adore and love him lots
>snuggle up to him on the couch 'to make sure he doesn't go violate one of the other wives'
>say they're disgusted to be carrying his children while at the same time lovingly rubbing their pregnant bellies
>chain themselves up to the bed presenting themselves while saying they'll never be broken into sex toys when all he wanted to do was just cuddle for the night
>Generally dote and fawn and are perfect housewives to him even but act super tsun-rape victim about it

>>16976070
>Increasingly heavy and frustrated elf grinding her rear against anon's lap while almost shouting 'OH DEAR, IT SEEMS I FORGOT MY PANTIES!'

>>16976071
I'd stick my dick in it.

>>16976094
Is that actually female within its respective species?

>>16976096
why is reality so cruel for denying us the simple pleasures

>>16976070
Her rape-instincts would be going through the roof. All that extra body space and not one inch of it is being raped. Don't make her hold out too long anon!

>>16976096
They sound adorable.

>>16976096
I wonder what would happen if one of the wives was caught by the other ones doing something genuinely romantic or cutesy with husband-anon. Like they walked in on her slow dancing with his arms around her smiling with her eyes closed.

>>16976116
Why, what would happen?
Has she been pushing herself the whole time?
Because that's a lot of elf that needs groping.
Just gonna keep telling her 'not big enough' and not even touching her just to see what happens when she breaks.

>>16976121
they all look grumpy at anon.
except the one dancing with anon
she looks grumpy at the floor

>>16976123
Prepare to get sat on by a massive thick elf with her bouncing on you saying 'Oh no stop raping my ass with your face what a tragedy!'

>>16976062
Wish I knew the story behind this

>>16976140
Well that would be nice

Gonna eat her out till she's had her fill....THEN the real loving begins.

Just hope that elf I kept saying 'Not buff enough' doesn't show up.

>>16976145
Lewd elf and orc bro have child. Child now seeks human dick.

>Get lost
>Stop at a small shop to ask directions
>Elf behind the counter, two more browsing
>2 hours later you're lying on your back, nude, staring at the ceiling while 3 equally nude Elves cling to you and kiss your neck repeatedly
>You're not quite sure what happened

>>16976145
The elf and orc story. It's aaaages old. The original at least.

>>16976127
Daw, that's cute.
I'd make sure they each got their own individual 'grumpy' slow dance too.

>>16976153
Ah, those two. Saw them in Warosu.
She's a cutie.

>>16976159
>"Mmn... you were so forceful, anon"
>"Such a sexual beast... Not that I mind, fufu~"
>"Hold me closer, anon... I just want my whole body to sink into you, ahh..."
>'Wait who are you people even'

>>16976167
The artist has moved on.

>>16976182
Anime soon.

>>16976199
Poor thing needs to eat a burger and/or hit a gym.

>>16976150
>The pudge elf is in the middle of getting it, weakly mumbling about how anons a beast when the door is busted inwards.
>Behind said door is an elf built like a tank, rippling abs, thick, muscled thighs, and huge biceps, along with other things.
>She's wearing a see-through babydoll
>"Oh no! I've gone to anons room by mistake! Hopefully he doesn't do anything to m-"
>Freezes as she sees anon boning an elf that is just flat out fat on the bed.


This can only end well.

>>16976245
Grabbing my popcorn.

>>16976209
What's wrong with a frail, dainty dragon?

>>16976262
Dragons need to be big and powerful!
Not weak and pitiable!

>>16976209
She's fine how she is, not everything needs to be thick, 7th tall or have bulging muscles.

>>16974906
This is a Gremlin, anon.

>>16976194
Probably one of those miniepisode series that will be 3-5minutes long each?

>>16976094
>>>/trash/

>>16976297
Yup it got confirmed to be a short.

>>16976308
Probably the best form to preserve the comedy, all things considered.

So... no new girl today?

>>16976258
>>16976245
>Anon stops but the elf below him keeps going, the muscle elf's eye's going dangerously wide.
>There's a blur of movement and the tubby elf lets out a little shout of shock as she's rolled from the bed, landing on her stomach while anon finds himself pinned beneath the muscle elf, her womanhood dripping.
>"Oh no! Look what I've gone and done!" the heavily muscled elf grows, smile too wide and the feigned sorrow laid on too thick. "I interrupted anon! Guess I need to make up for it!"
>Drop her hips on him till she's hilted, moaning loudly as she crashes against him again and again and again.
>Her own arousal and build up lets her orgasm first within seconds but before she can even hope to milk anon, she's hit from behind by the tubby elf, the girls collapsing on the bed, anon slipping out, and the pair wresting in the bed.
>Muscle freak!
>Tub of lard!
>Meat head!
>Jelly belly!
>Eventually the two are chest to chest, the wider elf on top and glaring at the muscular elf who threatens to push her off at any second, muscles straining and the pair covered with sweat.
>A sudden creak on the bed gets their attention and the duo looks back to see anon getting on the bed, his eyes gleaming and a vicious smile on his face.
>The elves are suddenly aware that their womanhoods are, relatively, close to each other.
>For the next couple hours, anon uses both their holes, plunging into one and then the other with rapid succession while the squeak, moan, and groan, in pleasure, their fingers interlocking and their chests pressing against each other while anon uses them to his fill.
>Eventually anon is relaxing in bed, a smug grin on his face and a sleeping muscle elf on one arm while a pudge elf hangs on the other.
>Its a good thing their eyes are closed as they sleep because anon would see heart pupils.
>Fast forward a couple weeks and both girls tell him at the same time that they're pregnant due to 'accidentally' down a boatload of fertility drinks.
>When anon asks how much and how many kids, the pair both pull out bottles that have pictures of an extremely pregnant large mouse on it, along with numerous warning labels that say "Only use recommended dosage for single births."

>>16976274
But how else will she defend her hoard?

>>16976062
If I find this goblin in the woods should I be scared?

>>16976292
How can I win her heart? She's perfect.

>>16976346
And that's how you get the best of both worlds.
That's a shitload of kids though. You'll have your own elf colony soon. And they'll get even needier when they're both excessively overpregnant.

>>16976094
>people left scaleshit untouched for an hour
Don't tell me that shit's accepted now.

>>16976368
>Super pregnant muscle elf and pudge elf that are almost always dripping with need and panting for the dick.

Sounds fantastic, although I doubt the pudge elf is dropping the babyweight anytime soon afterwards...or at all.

The muscle one would be fit and ready in under a week though.

And then the daugherus get raised as pure, loving girls who are only slightly confused as to why their mothers look so different than every other elf.

>Ywn have a kobold childhood friend who's always there for you and DTF at anytime
>ywn give her your frist time
>ywn cuddle her and rub your face against her soft ears on the couch

>>16976393
And you don't even need to use peanut butter to get her to suck your dick!

>>16976398
Exactly! But atleast that'll spice up the bedroom.

>>16976400
>Suggest her to give you a blowjob
>Her tail wags a bit as she smiles at you
>Then tell her she can bring out the peanut butter too
>Her tail wags excessively and she salivates as she starts tearing your pants off

>>16976393
Kobolds are perfect for cuddle sex, it's easy to imagine one laying on top of you in the afterglow as you share a few light kisses with her and fall asleep like that.

>>16976383
That's gotta be quite the soaking pussy sandwich.

>>16976415
It would be, although they'd have to be side to side instead of on top of each other to take the stress off the girls.

They both may also be willing to find a way to keep the lactation going if you want it.

>>16976410
I love kobolds! So cute. But expect slobbery blowjobs and the time of your life. She'd probably make you just lay back while she goes.

>>16976413
Exactly. They aren't even my favourite but I personally think they make for the comfiest lives.

>>16975333
>No neet monstergirl's legs to massage while she's busy browsing Australian Leathermaking message boards

>>16976421
>Muscle elf's milk comes quickly when you start to suck on it, and is creamy, rich and revitalizing, gets you up immediately and keeps you going
>Fatty elf's milk is excessive, constantly leaking and streaming down her engorged tits, tastes like sweets and almost puts you in a heady daze of lust

>>16976424
I feel the same way, far from my favourite but in terms of peaceful lives they're up there with the comfiest.

It's a mix of them being loyal, simple but cute and extremely fluffy.

>>16976438
Yep.
Muscle elf would probably have less and fattys would probably give her an extra couple cupsizes due to the sheer amount.
I'd try and keep them both lactating, if only so I can hand milk them.

>>16974747
Dhampir getting in touch with her inner vampire!

>>16976456
Dhampirs can bite too. Her mother must be proud when her daughteru has her first bite.

>>16976464
>sex
>play bites on your neck, shoulder
I can dig it.
Also I can see her first bite being accidental or out of curiosity.

>>16976440
>It's a mix of them being loyal, simple but cute and extremely fluffy.

This. I need a vanilla kobold companion so bad! One who doesn't judge me and is always there for me.

>>16976413
But what about fervent sex for the purpose of procreation while your Kobold is in heat?

>>16976506
As long as you're always there for her too, you're the light of her life after all.
>>16976517
I prefer the thought of slow sex after carefully getting her wet with some gentle fingering and eating out but if she's in heat it can't be helped.

Bending her over and fucking her from behind with no restraint might not be bad once in while.

There's something strange about this cow.

>>16976555
That's a slut, not a cow.

>>16976555
There's something strange about this Dark Mage.

>>16976517
This is the best kind of sex! Give your kobold a huge litter!

>>16976529
I'd be there for my kobold all the time. I'd always be there to hold her when she's whimpering at night.

>>16976555
Lilith > Lip

>>16976567
Stay away from titty monster dark mages

>>16976555
The arms make her look like a more flesh-and-blood take on that Koloktos thing from Zelda

>>16976440
Look how cute kobolds are. Now that's a girl who's built for gentle cuddle sex.

>>16976579
But I don't want to stay away from them!

>>16976591
Do you want to be forcefully squished in between her huge tits or something?

>>16976555
She's for groping and squeezing.

>>16976577
One one hand Lilith is cute in this event.
On the other hand, I rolled Passion, wanted her, and she's still cute.

>>16976597
You're not saying she'd keep me there for hours on end as she poured oil over them and rubbed them up and down all around me, are you?

>>16976577
Lilith has the advantage of having a pear-shaped body with incredible assfangs.

>>16976604
I'm saying exactly that. You see now, don't you? Stay away from them.

>>16976573
>your kobold waifu has attachment issues and gets nervous when you leave
>you'll never go to the grocery store for 15 minutes and come back to a whimpering kobold
>she'll never tackle you with near tears in her eyes, asking you why you left her
>you'll never spend the rest of the day on the couch cuddling with your kobold wife
>you'll never have to reassure her with warm hugs and cute nose kisses that you'll never disappear forever

>>16976608
Oh come on. It's not like she'd then pull me out and force me to suck her manamilk that flows so fast I even choke on it a little while she gives a rough handjob and continues to drool.

Is it wrong that I'd become an adventurer just to beat some monster girls and make them my wives, along with acquire inordinate amounts of gold to support the kids I'd want to have?

>>16976623
That's probably the intended route to go by.

>>16976617
Anon please don't do this to me, you're hurting my heart. I don't think I'd be able to handle seeing a kobold like that if I left the house for 15 minutes. I'd try my best to take her everywhere and when I do have to leave her, make sure I give her ALL the kisses, cuddles and nose kisses with ALL the reassurance that I'd never leave her, ever.

>>16976627
Maybe.
The first would probably be the overweight 'midboss' orc that we fight early on.
Greater irony would be her being a slaver herself.

>>16976637
Stop.

>>16976555
That's wormslut, not a cow

>>16976623
Probably better than my dream of being an adventurer and travelling all the different regions having a bunch of casual encounters before settling down.

>>16976642
It's still cute!

>>16976640
What?
First you fight the overweight bandit boss.
Then the skeevy, thin assassins.
Then the big, muscled noble knight whose fighting for the boss against their will.
Then you fight the charismatic final boss in a big showdown!

>>16976579
Do Dark Mages and Liches collaborate on bigger research projects?

>>16976665
>Research projects
Oh, I'd help them get bigger alright.
Gonna help them get legendary tiers of tits and asses.

>>16976665
Probably on occassion, though Dark Mages seem to be a bit unhinged compared to the more cold and calculating liches.
Probably an already-married Dark Mage who can chill a bit and doesn't feel the need to be doing the whole 'wicked witch' thing to snag a husband since she's already got one.

>>16976665
>bigger research

Yeah, like Lich on your face and paizuri from a darkmage kind of research.

>7ft tall titty monster dark mage
I'm never letting go.

>>16976679
Going 8 foot, super muscular titty monster dark mage myself.

Gonna nuzzle her chest while she aras.

>>16976679
Give a tall Dark Mage the body of that Space Jin Witch and she'd be a perfect specimen among majin types.

>>16976693
>Space Jin
I prefer to keep my testicles intact, thank you.

All wan ears a cute!
Werewolves and Hellhounds with their wild but probably fluffy ears
Anubis with their tall, rigid ears you can whisper into
And Kobolds with their cute floppy ears that feel like hand warmers!

>>16976705
I'm referring to the bodytpe she has: http://i.imgur.com/H69Jqhc.jpg
Not the stuff she's doing other parts of the image set.

>>16976667
They research bigger "things" anon. Man "things".

Which is why you can't help them

>>16976679
>>16976693
Yes fucking please.
How would you feel when your town is chaotic, imps and golems and wild magic flying everywhere, you're just hiding in your house, when suddenly she dramatically blasts the door down and stands with her hands on her hips looking victorious before giving a huge 'Ooohohohohoho!' and kidnapping you in her titanic bosom, strutting right out in the direction of the swamp?

>>16976713
yes holy fuck that's perfect
I want a Dark mage of that size to do exactly that every night to me

>>16976713
Give me a Pharaoh with that body, I need it. Her size and softness combined with her voice powers would let me die happy.

>>16976721
Take a gander at her paizuri stuff as well: http://i.imgur.com/lSXWVB0.jpg
She can even lactate too IIRC, unless I'm confusing her with the Zambie maid from the same imageset.

Still though, wouldn't a monstergirl with height, intimidation, and thiccness of a Space Jin girl be great? Deep down she'd be like an affection starved kitten.

>>16976744
Fuck, do you have a link to the rest of the set? I couldn't find it on his pixiv. I don't care if there's thread inappropriate stuff.

>>16976744
MUH

>>16976744
Jeeezus. That expression is great too. I need a Dark Mage to do that to me while frumping that I need to pick up production for her potions.

>>16976749
Just look up Space Jin on Sadpanda and extract all the non-ballbusting images of both sets like I did. I also don't want to be a shitter.

>>16976767
Thanks familga. Have a lavasquish.

>>16976770
I really wish lava golem had normal sized hands. That'd make her perfect.

>>16976770
Thanks, and it's regrettable that the artist for that image went full tumblrina when she couldn't handle 1-2 anons calling 2 of her OCs sluts.

>>16976773
Well she can create normal sized hands.

>>16976773
Faggot.

>>16976715
Dark Mage swamp houses better be bigger on the inside than they appear outside.

>>16976767
All three of them really are great sets minus just a couple images, and it's nothing too atrocious.

>>16976773
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The Order club's two blocks down.

Reminder that large and aggressive variants of Vamp Mosquito loves to hang out in the swamps.

Don't be that poor Anon who got bitten by 5 of them at the same time.

>>16976780
Twas a shame. I don't think she'll ever finish the Mothest set, seems like she totally forgot about it, and there was gonna be a lava golem single image too.

>>16976780
Wait. What?

>>16976773
>handsanon triggered once again

>>16976805
What happened to those image sets

>>16976809
Despite receiving heaps of praise for her art here, she went on an allcaps rant on her tumblr after two anons trashtalked two (she has many OCs mind you) of her OCs.

>>16976809
Not the guy you asked but it was at the end of a dying thread, 2-3 people called her moth and manticore sluts and said they were shit but most people didn't mind.
Buck being buck and having no tolerance for any criticism had a meltdown and done a huge tumblr rant generalizing the whole thread off that small amount of people and swore to avoid 4chan.

>>16976802
>large and aggressive variants of Vamp Mosquito
I'm going to need a bigger newspaper roll.

>>16976798
Fuck you

>>16976821
>>16976825
Thanks for the explanation.

>>16976827
Ah fuck you leatherman. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring.

>>16976050
>D-do you want to go out with me anon?

>>16976834
Well I gotta hand it to you, you're persistent.

>>16976839
Kill yourself

>>16976833
Oh yeah? I'll kick your ass!

>>16976848
I'd tap that elf.

>>16976598
>She's for groping and squeezing.
But that's how you end up trapped in breast valley

>>16976848
There's something wrong with her face but I don't know what it is. Too point maybe? It looks weird and is very off putting.

>>16976834
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

>>16976858
Elves can have elements of uncanny valley in them

>>16976858
Maybe the nose or the mouth? I hadn't noticed it until you mentioned.

>>16976821
>>16976825
You can take the tumblrina out of tumblr, but you can't take the tumblr out of the tumblrina.

>>16976834
Time to go play 2kki again.

>>16976780
As I recall, someone called Mothest a slut. What an awful person.

>>16976899
Mothest is a slut though.

I want to try to hit on this overworked Anubutt!

>>16976826
Don't let one bite you, or it will keep itching until she cures it.

>>16976904
>Ghostbusters, whaddya want?

>>16976904
Mindflayers would make great nurses and doctors.
Think about it. You break a bone, go to the hospital, and then a Mindflayer gives you relief while you're treated by temporarily making you not feel the pain.

拥抱不许走

>>16976919
Yep. Also, what do you see in this picture?

>>16976858
Nah it looks fine.

>>16976930
Cummies.

>>16976920
>giant furry tumors

>>16976930

>>16976930
Two bears high-fiving.

>>16976941
>>16976948
Fuck off already.

>>16976948
wew lad

>weekend threads

>>16976948
A cup. Wait, no. Two faces!

>>16976930
I see Chechnya all over again!
Make it stop!

>>16976953
I'm sensing some hostility. Is there anything you want to talk about?

Remember, I'm here to help.

>>16976958
I wish the shitposters that popped up yesterday would get wiped out in order to suppress weekend shittery. But it seems that didn't happen.
Hell, >>16976094 has been allowed to linger for hours now. But then again, that isn't the first time mods have ignore a furry shitpost.

>>16976973
have ignored*

>>16976973
Or maybe it's better to ignore them so they just get bored and leave

>>16976941
That's no way to talk about your parents.

>>16976930
A wife?

>>16976930
the meaning of life

>>16976973
The guy who posted Sorlag was probably just joking.

You know, joking? The concept of making false statements for comical purposes?

>>16977003
>joking
Now where have I seen this excuse before?

Would you accompany your mofukuza waifu on her murderous rampage to avenge her dog?

>>16976948
It's time for Hellhound to get off the table.

>>16977009
Actually, I don't know why I even care. What does concern me is the fact that nobody seemed to recognize where that character is from. Sure speaks volumes about the average age of the posters here.

>>16977023
Oh nooo, people don't remember some furrybait character from an arena FPS game.

>>16976857
You can get pulled out of it though, they mentioned that in her profile.

>>16977032
>Furrybait
Implying you find that thing attractive?

Anyone got that KC sketch of that lilim dressed like a Dark Preist. She had twintails and a smug expression. It was my favorite pic. Fragged my HD.

>>16977032
>An arena FPS
The game that coined "FPS".

>>16977036
Are you implying that for how long Quake 3's been around, no degenerate has tried to draw porn of that character?

>>16977039
No one cares. It doesn't belong here joke or not.

>>16977039
Wait, it's one of those alien raptor things from Duke Nukem, right?

>>16977038
>KC sketch of that lilim dressed like a Dark Preist
Never saw that

>>16977047
You care enough to reply, apparently.

>>16977038
I do.

>>16977039
>coined "FPS"
Hahaha. No.

>>16976376
You aren't familiar with Quake are you?

>>16977011
>her dog

I will avenge our dog. A fiend who tries to hurt an animal is nothing more than a walking target.

>>16977068
Pls post. Pls. Or imgur. I need it.

>>16977071
Notice I said "coined", not "invented". Anything that came out between Doom and Quake was called a Doom Clone.

>>16977086
I know what it is, but how is a scalie from the game relevant to this thread? Don't tell me you think you deserve special snowflake status for referencing some FPS series.

>>16977023
I recognized the weapon, I just didn't think the post was particularly clever or funny.

>>16976948
Oh god no

>hey guis I know that it's socially unacceptable to waste limited image space on non monster girl related media but check this screenshot of Quake Champions

>Tentacles on a cake
I wonder who came up with this idea. Also poor Fairy.

>>16977121
Just let it go already.

>>16977044
I didn't even recognize that as Sorlag until you mentioned Q3.
Boy how models have evolved.

Hunter though.

>>16977130
There's nothing wrong with putting tentacles on a cake.

>>16977130
Probably a Shog's idea of cooking.

Would a Hellhound feel happy or flattered if her husband feared her?

>>16977130
My waifu gave me a cake but all the cake did was throatfuck me while she watched with bated breath. I don't think that's what cakes are for.

>>16977011
>Not going turboedge and terrifying the underlings assigned to guard you by torturing the person responsible in a sickeningly brutal way
Ain't nobody fuck with my dog. Ain't nobody.

>>16977144
Maybe at first.
But the fact that he flinches or trembles every time she tries to cuddle him may make it less desirable.

Fresh Jinko.
http://i.imgur.com/Vr3UVjG.png

>>16977144
She'd probably be upset.
You're still her husband and are precious to her above all else. Just because she thinks your rightful place is being pounded into the bed doesn't mean she doesn't care about you.

>>16977171
wow that looks incredibly mediocre

>>16977171
>ponytail
Oh god yes. Would breed her while pulling on it lightly.

>>16977171
>Inverted nipples through a swimsuit
At least try to work with me here

You are having a heated argument with your Hellhound daughteru, she snaps
> "I said no! HUMAN!"
> Push you hard enough to fall flat on your butt
She realize what she just did
> Papa! Sorry, Im sorry papa! Please dont tell mom, oh please dont tell mom! I promise I will behave and obey you always.

>>16977215
She's going in the cone of shame. Maybe the cage too.

>>16977215
She's grounded for a week AND I'm letting her mom know.
Probably wouldn't care so long as I don't hurt myself on the fall.