/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>trying to charm you into her everlasting slaves.
That's fine wi-

>Just so you know, she doesn't plan on using you for sex.
Oh.

>>1694906
Border of old and young.

I ,for one, don't mind getting eaten by Yukari.

>>1694906

I for one welcome our border manipulating overlord.

It's because we all secretly want to get surprise buttsex from ourselves.

Is it masturbation?

>>1694922
It's not explicitly defined if Yukari eats anything, actually...

Yukari is a completely singular existence. Nobody is like her, in the end. Everything she does is peculiar to her.

She's unique moe.

For one, I don't like loli as intensely as most /jp/'ers.

Plus, a strapping wench like the lady Yukari is just the thing for keeping warm on a winter's night.

I, for one, don't think Yukari is that popular anyway

Yukari is a loli.

Yukari is love.

[ ] Hug
[ ] Kiss
[ ] Ruffle hair

>I thought you guys liked loli?

I don't. I like healthy. Yukari is perfect and can be anything she wants anyway.

I like loli and healthy.

>Why is everyone so obsessed with Yukari?
Who is everyone.

She's an umbrella girl. I always found classy umbrella girls cute.

>>1694984
The OP.

>I thought you guys liked loli?
Not all of us. I am oft inclined to distrust those crafty flatchested creeps.

umbrella moe

>>1694989
Another metatrolling thread? Jolly golly.

If I ever get a girlfriend, I'd try to make her walk around with an umbrella. It's so moee~

Because I enjoy her appearances in doujins and the multiple personalities doujin artists have created for her, from the laid-back, but slightly mysterious Hot Dog Chuck interpretation to the presumed slightly evil and sly Maruchira interpretation.

>>1694976
>>1694994

Fuck yeah, bros. Healthyfriends unite!

>>1695029
Yukari screams mysterious-but-awesome.

You get the impression she can do anything, but only uses that power to amuse herself, while somehow helping to solve problems.

Like in IaMP, where she solves the problem by beating Suika... and stealing everyone's alcohol.

Oh wait, you guys call them parasols in English don't you?
Is it very wrong to say umbrella instead of parasol?

I like Yukari for her personality, style, and family.
Blonde is my least favorite hair color and I prefer medium-small tits.
But she is still my favorite Touhou overall. She has an intriguing ability, a necessary and central role to Touhou, and interesting vassals.
My favorite on pure looks is probably Tewi.

>>1694928
Is there a larger version of this?

>It's like she's exerting some interdimensional pull on your minds, trying to charm you into her everlasting slaves.

That seems a little bit excessive.

All she really needs to do is walk up to me and tell me to do something, and I'd probably do it right after I piss myself out of fear.

>>1695048
I do believe you meant to say bumbershoot.

>>1695048
Parasols are used to protect from the sun, umbrellas are used to protect from the rain.

Superior parasol moe is superior.

parasol moe~ +10 bonus for classy points.

>>1695057
Thing is, Yukari isn't that strong. Any magician worth their salt could more than provide a match for her.

Beyond that, the last time I saw something like this happen(sudden, sweeping adoration for something unusual) it actually WAS a demon. Call me paranoid from experience.

>>1694906

If she planned on using me for sex, I'd probably be the one receiving, so it's fine if that's not her plan.

Parasol you say

>>1695117

You're that guy who posts about how magick is real, right? I like you.

But don't slight Yukari again.

>>1695117

>Thing is, Yukari isn't that strong. Any magician worth their salt could more than provide a match for her.

What?
No they can't.

Boundary of Powerful and Useless.
Boundary of Life and Death.
Boundary of Here and There. (Teleport you into deep space, anyone?)

Yukari is fucking rigged, man.

>>1695097
Remilia has her maid carry her parasol for her.... In a way that's also quite classy.

Too bad I rarely see any fanart of parasol Remilia.

>>1695133
Any power can only effect people to the extent they cannot resist it. Resist the power fully and Yukari is powerless.

>>1695140
Yukari isn't that powerful. She's simply got good leverage on everyone else.

Yukari is fuck-win

>>1695164

>Any power can only effect people to the extent they cannot resist it. Resist the power fully and Yukari is powerless.

INFINITY IS IRRESISTIBLE.
Yukari's power is OMNIPRESENT and OMNIPOTENT. There is NO beating her. Only humoring her. Or, is that, her humoring you?

>>1695150


Remi pretends to power, Yukari actually has power and nobility.

>>1695131
hhhhhhhnnnggg.....

>>1695176
Sounding kind of CHRISTIAN GOD IS THE BEST there, Anonymous.

>>1695181
Yukari is beyond nobility. She simply is.

There's nothing to define her.

>>1695181
Even if you say that, it still seems pretty classy to me...

>>1695192

He's the least interesting, but it's hard to top omnipotence when it comes to power levels. Polytheistic pantheons have way more personality, though.

where are Ran's ears?

>>1695176

>Yukari's power is OMNIPRESENT

Well, at least up and before the The realm of infinite consciousness, The realm of nothingness, and The realm of neither-perception-nor-non-perception, where Boundaries do not exist.
(Yamaxanadu related to that aspect.)

>>1695192

Yukari is not Omnipresent in and of herself, merely her power is.
Yukari is also not Omniscient.
She is only Omnipotent in the sense that she is an irresistible force, and all the force in the universe that is not her couldn't culminate to resist her. Power cannot be INfinite, but when it is quite simply greater than the sum of all other options, it is irresistible.

>>1695210
Excellent trip-up. What do you think the Touhou character list is? Why is every youkai restricted to one area of power instead of "Power over everything they can get their hands on?" Because it's a pantheon. Every touhou "god" is restricted to one area where they are expert(excepting the magicians(for obvious reasons)) to avoid having a single omnipotent god.

The only beings that get to live without limitation and really get power over everything they can grab are humans.

SSIB has shown us that no she is not OMNIPRESENT.
And I bet ZUN did that to fuck with all the PAWA LEVELS fags.

>I thought you guys liked loli?

I actually prefer most of the 'variable' age Touhoes (the ones with a wide age range in their fanart, i.e. Reimu, Marisa, Mokou, Kaguya, Shikieiki, etc.) on their older edge than their younger.

17-19 year old Mokou & Kaguya = God Tier
loli yama = Shit Tier

Needless to say, Yukari is high on my list. And I owe her for opening a border into one of my dreams about a year ago and having pity sex with me~

(Won't you please come back again, Yukari...?)

>>1695236
>17-19 year old Mokou & Kaguya = God Tier
I highly prefer them in their 20s even though that's completely wrong.

>>1695229

>What do you think the Touhou character list is?

A list of characters?

>Why is every youkai restricted to one area of power instead of "Power over everything they can get their hands on?"

Because, being Youkai, their existence is bound to a concept.
It's in their nature.
They are NOT Kami, who are the living embodiment of a concept.

>Because it's a pantheon. Every touhou "god" is restricted to one area where they are expert(excepting the magicians(for obvious reasons)) to avoid having a single omnipotent god.

In the canon of Touhou, Gods must be worshiped and given power through Faith. Youkai are not Gods, they're merely manipulators of Reality.

>>1695236
You know, I'm sure /x/ can provide directions to summon a succubus. Close enough rite?

People need to remember that Touhou has Gods that are explicitly defined and listed, just as Mythology necessitated that Gods, Titans, Nymphs, Giants, and all that other ilk had to be categorized.

>>1695251
Well, I was thinking of Sekitou for my 17-19 year old age. What were you thinking of for 20s?

>>1695283
And then there are the sub divisions for the gods we have the Shinto gods and so on.

>>1695344

No, no there aren't.

In Touhou, there are just Gods. Gods are Gods. No arguments what religion; it's a damned SPECIES.

>>1695274

Deluxe version:

You need a handful of soil from either Lebanon or Iraq, 600 black candles (NOT 666, just 600), menstrual blood from a nun or fresh semen from an Abrahamitic priest, a straight male or lesbian female with a family history of sleep disorders and 100% pure intentions (a virgin is a bonus), and some boiled epoxy.

Budget version:

Mix half a bottle of Irish whiskey with two tablespoons of sugar, a pinch of cardemom, a regular can of Battery or two small cans of Burn or V (Red Bull won't do). Dose evenly every ten minutes from 9pm to 5am. Sleep sitting.

Both are equally likely to work.

>>1695285
My own view and ideas.

Not really limited to a specific doujin artist for them.

>>1695270
Causality only exists within existence. You can think of existence as a bubble, containing(in this case) all of Gensokyo and Earth. Yamaxanadu covers the exits to this bubble, into worlds unknown that are not limited by causality. Being free of material causality, they can simply pop into and out of the bubble existence as they see fit.

Yukari was created in existence, to represent a concept of existence. She's bound to this concept, and so is bound to causality and existence, and so can't be omnipotent(being bound by what is "possible").

The only beings not bound to any concept in particular are humans. As Buddha teaches us, fading out of existence is entirely possible for a human. Therefore, the commonplace human has far more potential than Yukari, having the potential to be omnipotent.

>>1695351
Yes yes there are look more.

>>1695365

>Causality only exists within existence

Great job being redundant there, sport.

>You can think of existence as a bubble, containing(in this case) all of Gensokyo and Earth

I thought I could think of Existence as Existence as in being as in not un-being as in everything that IS is Existence. If it exists, it is Existence. If it does not exist, it is not Existence.

>Being free of material causality, they can simply pop into and out of the bubble existence as they see fit.

No, you can't? The bubble is one-way. Shikieiki verifies this. No return trip. You go, or you stay for a while and then go (this is what Ghosts are in Touhou). Once you're in the Realms beyond, those souls are never seen nor heard from again, ever.

>Yukari was created in existence, to represent a concept of existence. She's bound to this concept, and so is bound to causality and existence, and so can't be omnipotent(being bound by what is "possible").

Hax my ass a wave of water kicks her ass.

>>1695422

Well, technically, one solid danmaku shot takes out any Touhou.

5 at most, if PoFV is to be trusted.

>>1695406
>Again, "omnipotent" is a miswording I said. I should have used "irresistible". She cannot be denied.

By god, you're 100% correct.

simple version:
Yukari is God-tier - false
Yukari is Awesome - debatable
Yukari is LOEV - true

End of discussion.

>>1695406
I suppose I kind of tripped over my own logic. Yukari is already in the "doesn't exist" category, and can never exist.

Denied.

>>1695531

STAR OCEAN III DISAGREES

IN BEFORE REIMU BREAKS THROUGH THE 2D BARRIER AND SLAYS AN INSANE ZUN

"The ability to manipulate boundaries is a terrifying ability capable of fundamentally undermining reality. As you know, everything is built upon the existence of boundaries. If there was no water surface, there could be no lake. If there was no sky line, neither mountain nor sky could exist. Were it not for the Great Barrier, even Gensokyo itself wouldn't exist. If there were no boundaries, everything would probably exist as a single enormous object. Thus, the ability to manipulate boundaries is an ability of logical creation and destruction. It essentially creates a new being, or denies the existence of a being. Among the abilities youkai are known to possess, this is one of most dangerous, being even parallel to the power of gods. She is also capable of going anywhere through a gap in space, whether it be her entire body or only a part of her. It's said that this ability is not limited to physical space, but also applies to pictures, others' dreams, and even stories. In addition, she is possessed of superhuman intellect, and is especially good at mathematics. Furthermore, due to her long lifespan, supposedly altered into infinity, she has a broad range of knowledge and experience."

This is her ability's official description from Perfect Memento; no matter what you think, she's one of the most powerful beings in all of Gensokyo, existing on a level inhabited by only the most powerful youkai; Suika and Yuka come to mind immediately. She is literally Godlike. Stop saying otherwise.

>>1695593
>This is her ability's official description from Perfect Memento

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TTTTTTTT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I have an idea! It's a good one!

We each have our own ideas and perceptions about the characters in Gensokyo! Then we present them and share them in a reasonable manner, and although we may highly disagree with someone else's interpretation, we act mature enough to just let it slide by and not affect our enjoyment of Touhou!

>>1695615

ZUN said himself that Perfect Memento is completely accurate to the dot unless there's something there denoting Akyu's opinion or assumption. If such is the case, he continued, he hadn't decided at the time whether he wanted things to work that way but still wanted to mention it to people.

>>due to her long lifespan, supposedly altered into infinity,

This is contestable.

>>The ability to manipulate boundaries is a terrifying ability capable of fundamentally undermining reality.
>>Among the abilities youkai are known to possess, this is one of most dangerous, being even parallel to the power of gods.

This is not.

Yukari = God Tier. Period.

>>1695615
No she isnt. -_- Fuckin dumbass.

>>1695634

No.
Your opinions directly impair with my enjoyment.
This cannot be allowed.
Not on the INTERNET.

>>1695615
Calm down Fritzl.

>>1695645
Not even trying.
>博麗　霊夢 !1rAyMooPLc

>>1695593
>she's one of the most powerful beings in all of Gensokyo, existing on a level inhabited by only the most powerful youkai; Suika

Yes.

>and Yuka

No. I can concede maybe final boss level, but not with the likes of Yukari and Suika.

Goddamn I hate Chado

>>1695675

Touhou =/= Type-Moon. Canon means nothing, fanon and the most awesome things it produces mean everything.

Thus, Yuka versus Yukari means Yuka is God tier.

>>1695675
>>1695699

Actually, Yuka is only liquid power in a literal sense of POWER.
She's not powerful magic-wise or through ability.
She's just MIGHTY.
When you have Exalt-class strength, who needs Charms?
EXALTS THAT'S WHO

Yuka is PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER, but sfa else.

Suika is RAW BRUTAL DRUNKEN STRENGTH, but little else.

Yukari is less directly "powerful" than the other two, but can bring a lot more to bear by being tricksy.

>>1695742
>Yuka is PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER, but sfa else.
Yuka is a physical brawler as well.

>>1695751
>Yuka is mostly a physical brawler.
Fixed.

>>1695751
>>1695759
Double Master Spark would like a word with you.

>>1695699

There is enough "canon" material to suggest that Yuka is simply out of league when it comes to Yukari.

>>1695711

Suika has that department handled, plus a retardedly hax ability of density manipulation.

Yuka has... good lucks. Youkai moe~

>>1695763

What is the Master Sparks but a massive magical PUNCH?

Magic does stuff, like turns people to sheep.
Master Spark just breaks stuff.

All forms of Yukari are acceptable to me.

Funnily enough, I love DFC and loli yet I also have a place in my heart for healthy girls, Yukari especially.

>>1695763
>Rather than relying on youkai abilities or magic, she often performs overwhelming physical attacks.

>>1695775
>likes loli and DFC and healthy
no way that;s impossible ur a troll xD

>>1695784
XD

Yukari fucks you up in eleven different dimensions.
End result: You die.
Suika either scatters you across the whole galaxy or turns you into a black hole.
End result: You die.
Yuka simply kills and consumes you.
End result: You die.

Whatever gets the job done, right?

>>1695844
>Yukari fucks you
>Suika scatters you across the whole galaxy or turns you into a black hole.
>Yuka simply kills and consumes you.
YESSSSSSSS

>Suika

This thread needs more sun-punching copypasta. That shit is awesome.

>>1695844
>Yukari fucks you up in eleven different dimensions.
>Yuka simply kills and consumes you.
I came.

>>1695742
I never really understood how Yuka was so strong. What is her power exactly, besides sproutin' flowers?

>>1695857
see
>>1695763
>Double Master Spark

Marisa can't pull that shit.

>>1695864

Loving Heart ["Double Spark"] would like to disagree with you.

>>1695857

Sheer fucking power. She doesn't need a "Manipulation of X" for her might capabilities.

>>1695854
No, it's pooshitsmear content you faggot.

Sure is Type-Moon around here.

>>1695870
It was born here you cock-juggling thundercunt.

>>1695867
Which game is Marisa's double spark from? And which difficulty? I suck at anything above normal so that's probably why I've never seen it.

>>1695883
Imperishable Night. Hard/Lunatic.

To sum up what kind of character (the boss incarnation of) Yuka is.

Yuka will meet any of your best laid plans with sheer, dumb, effortless force and still come out top, everytime. Yuka will beat you into a pulp and laugh while you cry and whine, and take a leak on your face while you bleed and sob. And worst of all, she will gladly do it again. No matter what plan you concoct, no matter how well prepared you are, Yuka will face you the same way, beat you the same way. Everytime, and you will never understand how she does it, or why you can't win.

Yuka is unfairness incarnate.

>>1695883

Imperishable Night, Stage 4B, Hard or Lunatic.
Penultimate spell card IIRC.

>>1695897
>take a leak on your face

Hot.

>>1695897
Yet she is one of the easier bosses to beat.

>>1695909
I blame bombs.

>>1695909

Isn't it ironic?

This debate is stupid. Everyone knows that Cirno is the strongest in all Gensokyo.

>>1695883
..No, no it wasn't.

It was written and posted on pooshitsmear. Keep deluding yourself if you really want to, but it doesn't change the source of it.

>>1695919
I always wondered what the context of that was, but I haven't bothered with too many touhou doujins to have looked. The image always seemed hot but it could be I'm projecting a situation onto it that doesn't exist. Like, after going completely berserk with nothing but flowers in her head, she proceeds to rape me for sheer lack of her sanity. Something like that.

>>1695955
She almost kills Yukari, but Yukari drops an A-bomb on her.

Then, Yukari rapes her.

>>1695956
Wow that lives up to my expectations quite nicely.

Now that's something you don't see every day.

>>1695955
>>1695956

That page was actually beforehand.

It's the climax of Yuka's backstory.

Going crazier and crazier.

BREAKING

>>1695919
SHATTER

HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!

I am oft to trivialize Touhou as the world's largest collective set of imaginary friends... but things like that remind me just WHY it has achieved its present critical mass. That just floored me.

I am oft inclined to trivialize Touhou as the world's largest collective set of imaginary friends... but things like that remind me just WHY it has achieved its present critical mass. That just floored me.

>>1695992

S'what Chado does, mate.

He's not a particularly skilled writer, but he's a damn excellent (if cluttery) artist and conveys messages well.
And the message is a damn clear "YUKA IS FUCKING INSANE".

>>1695998
I'm still not sure what was going on in his Kaguya vs Mokou doujin, but the Yukari vs Ran series is fucking awesome.

>>1696020

>I'm still not sure what was going on in his Kaguya vs Mokou doujin

Mokou was burning away space and time itself, which would have been able to "kill" Kaguya and Mokou.
Kaguya was egging her on presumably so she could die.

>>1696020

> the Yukari vs Ran series is fucking awesome.

Lolwut?

Yuka may be insane, but that still doesn't change the fact that Cirno is the strongest.

>>1696034

"Yukari vs. Ran" is basically that whole line of stories about Ran and Yukari before modern Gensokyo.

>>1696050

Now with VAMPIRES.

>>1696042
LOLI YUKARI AND LESBIANS

>>1696035

Too bad she got owned by Reimu in their other doujin.

>>1696053
HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE I'M THE LAW OF GENSOKYO

>>1696056

Jesus christ!

>>1696053
Koumakyou? That is a good two-parter.

Isn't it sad, Yukari?

Needs more JEEZE SHE'S CLOSE

GEEZ, SHE'S CLOSE!!

>>1696097

FUCK YEAR pimp Ran

>>1696162
I know, right?

I wish I could ooze pure solid awesome like that.

>>1696162
Where's that panel of Ran surrounded by naked women?

>>1695274

To summon a succubus, learn to shift your consciousness into the astral planes. I am not responsible for whatever harm you cause yourself from this point onward. Remember, they love to stay around people who don't know how to make them leave.

As for how to banish lesser demons from your body or home? That's another lesson for another day, and I'm sleepy.

>>1696302
Just cycle your essence through someone else and then back into your own. Gets demonic possessions out asap.

Course the poor shmuck you used as a conduit might need to be hospitalized.

I used to think Yukari was awesome. Then I read some of those CYOAs and she made me rage so hard. I can no longer think of her without remembering her as the pain-in-the-ass antagonist from those CYOAs.

Well done, you bastards. Well done.

CYOA?
Googling...
>Choose Your Own Adventure
What? You came to hate a character because of those?

>>1696342
Yeah. The stories were entertaining enough that when Yukari came to mess shit up with her overwhelming hax I raged hard. And she did multiple times in different stories. It got to the point where all she had to do was appear and I was all, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--"

>>1696342
Yeah--actually, not quite. She's still okay--she's just not awesome anymore. The stories were entertaining enough that when Yukari came to mess shit up with her overwhelming hax I raged hard. And she did multiple times in different stories. It got to the point where all she had to do was appear and I was all, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--"

>>1696361
So basically, you've changed your opinion about her based on some shitty storytelling.

>>1696375
As if my opinion weren't primarily based on doujin in the first place.

I like my character choice better than Yukari, therefore Yukari is fail. This is fine because canon isn't as important in gensokyo as fanon, apparently. Hence, my way is absolutely right.

Yukari is love.

No discussion.

That doujin makes no sense. Since when would plants have a mind to even know something complicated like "suffering"? And if she's that bent about it, why isn't she living in a desert?

More Yukari loli please.

>>1696445
Because man. How else are they gonna fight? If you're reading Chado's stuff, it's more likely you're doing it for the entertainment of the fights and over-exaggeration of the character abilities rather than a well-made sensible story.

>>1696445
Yuka's lying her ass off. Probably.

>>1696445
It's been scientifically shown several times that plants feel pain.

In fact, your vegetables are LITERALLY screaming right now. They are making sounds you can't hear, screaming in pain. Other plants nearby that hear the 'scream' begin screaming too.

It makes eating salads just that much more entertaining.

>>1696490
ITT lies.
Same has been done otherwise.

>>1696500
Not lies.

Just amusing plant screaming.

>>1696500
Science is interesting, you should read a few journals before looking like an idiot.

When I think of Yukari, I think of Sheryl Nome's voice.

Now that's sexy.

>>1696536

>>1696536
Thanks for destroying any interest I had in Yukari whatsoever.

>>1695032

Reporting in. Loli is shit.

>>1696621

in before

>TROLL TROLL HERRDURRP TROOOOOOOOOOLL

>SEGA

>>1696642
>SEGA

I like shubesuta's Lolikari.

Miki Itou is the only acceptable voice actor for Yukari.

>>1696642

Did someone say SEGA?

>>1697422
SEGATA SANSHIRO

>>1695176
Thread went downhill here and never recovered.

>>1696445

Better answer: since MAGIC AND YOUKAI.

>>1696500

Plants scream with pheromones.