/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I really enjoy BIG FAT CAT TATS.

To reiterate

>Some really high octane Kikimora.

Oh fuck yes, battle Kiki.

muddy hugs are best

Cute Kobolds are for pets!

“I pour itching powder down people’s collars and hug them so tight all they can do about it is squirm!”

Reminder that when your waifu asks for a meal, you don't actually have any say.

>>16931873
I bet she'd fight with the Ochi maid daily.

>>16931884
Oh I bet she's better than the Ochi maid.

>>16931879
You do if your waifu is a "civilized" MG.
Of course, even they can only wait so long.

>>16931877
Nice meme dude.

>>16931877
Stop ruining yetis with this shitty forced meme you sperg.

>>16931879
>Ushi Oni asks for a meal
>You assume the position
>She just sighs and says she meant steak and A1 sauce

>>16931872
Would you want a busty genki Cheshire to pop out of places to hug you?

>>16931879
That's pretty true. If she comes home stressed there's. There's nothing I can do if she grabs me by the collar, drags me to the bedroom and takes what she wants. Well when I say there's nothing "I can do" that's a lie. I can fake protest but that usually fades when she starts giving me a nice reach around.

>>16931903
You know it.
That and maybe a chubby, himedere weresheep with a large bottom.

>>16931877
It is getting annoying when I want to talk about Yetis but people just bring this up. Probably time to stop, man.

>>16931903
But of course. They're on my list of top tier girls, especially when they pop out of nowhere just to kiss you when you least expect it.

>>16931915
This. It's becoming commercial anon-tier.

>>16931910
>Chubby Genki Cheshire and Chubby Himedere Weresheep team up to protect anon's smile.
Is there any way you'd ever be sad again if you got surprise hugs all the time from two cute ojous?

>>16931919
I'd bet she's the type that loves kissing your neck during sex.

Which lilim has the best ass?

>>16931895

>"civilized" MG

Pleb. Get yourself a big scary dragon, now there's a real man's wife.

>>16931926
IASSa

>>16931927
Those twintails are unfairly cute

>>16931924
Nope.
That right there is heaven.

Who is better at cuddlesex, Weresheep or Yeti?

>>16931937
Yes.

>>16931933
Aren't they? Wife is best.

>>16931915
>>16931920
>being compared to commercial anon
That's not entirely fair because at least I understand anons are getting pissed off with it and I'm not going to invent some boogeyman to justify continuing this shit. I'll stop posting it, at this point I was only doing it out of autism anyway.
I wasn't the only one posting it so hopefully the other anons will stop too.

>>16931939
Oh no! It's the cuddle bullies!

>>16931939
Haaaa
Now THAT for me is the real dream. Those exact precise two girls. But they gotta have the booty too. I'd give them all my SE even while sleeping!

>>16931926
Ilassa is queen of ZR and ass

>>16931942
Unless he speaks now he'll probably try to keep pushing the autism.

>>16931946
It's definitely a combination that's greater than the sum of its parts.

> "I want a man that wants to feel protected by my muscles."

>>16931942
Huh, a reasonable anon.

Now if only we could get KDF to agree to shut up the thread might improve a little.

>>16931939
>"Yaaaawn... hey anon... we were just... mmmn... gonna take... a little nap..."
>"Yeah, would you likes to join us Anon? You look really tired..."
>"We've... been looking... for someone... to use as... a sleeping log..."
>"Uwaa?! You don't know what a sleeping log is?! We haves to take him in now..."
>"Yes... time to lay down... anon..."

>>16931959
And I want a wife to fill with kids and to cuddle me.

>>16931942
Thanks, man.

>>16931951
Agreed. Honestly that would be my #1 bigamy relationship. I'd happily rate it toppest of tiers if we could just find a suitable environment/living situation where we can afford to just sleep and laze almost all day long.

>>16931973
Sounds like a green demon realm would be best.
Crops are easy to grow there and don't require constant effort, with the optimal comfy environment.
Eternal night in dark demon realms instantly disqualifies them. Poor napping material.

I wish I could delete pastebins for shitty thread celebs

x is best girl

Reminder to your SJW friends:
> Dont criminalize anons to fuck with 7ft to 10ft martial artist muscular tiger

>>16931997
This is very true. Not to insult sleeping, far, far from it, but a proper nap occurs during the daytime. I'm sure my wives would sleepily yet sternly nod in agreement.
I'd probably hire some anon and his waifu who are into doing farm stuffs to help with the harvest. I'm certain there are some here who would love that. We'd make our money with weresheep+Yeti wool blankets. 'A comfy night sleep, guaranteed'

>>16932015
Oh dear.

>>16931965
The real question here is how does one actually 𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒 the sleep pile?
Every time you wake up, one or the other is ready to ride you again, everyone ends up tired, and it's time for another nap. It could go on for days!

>>16932025
>It could go on for days!
That's not nearly long enough.

>>16932030
If you get up and it's a different season than when you started, it's officially been Too Long.

>>16932025
At some point you begin to exist outside of your body.

>>16932002
My stories aren't that good so I guess you could delete it

>>16932008
This kinda makes me want to see a dire jinko attempt normal dating.

>>16932034
>"Uwa! Hubby, Sheepy, wake up wake up!"
>"Whoa... Yeti... bad words..."
>"I know, I know, but look! Snow! Lets build a snowman!"
>You went in the bedroom at about 4:00PM
>Three months ago

Always masturbate your kikimora daily to prevent her from having lewd thoughts.

>>16932046
>Pick up a local newspaper
>"Have you seen this man?"
>It's you.

Okay folks. I have a deal for you. I don't feel like writing on some of my current projects, but I do feel like writing today, something small, just a few thousand words long.

Here are the rules.

Give me a girl and a general scenario. Any species works; you can even invent a new one. Smut is fine, cute is fine, adventure, mystery, horror, action, whatever. No writefag OC's or settings. No named MGE characters (i.e. Druella/Queen of Hearts/etc.). No fanfiction in general (EMG etc.). You can only be disqualified if you ask for fetishes inappropriate for the thread or something that makes no sense.

First reply that ends in 7 that doesn't break the rules gets their story, to be delivered by tomorrow. This is a good opportunity for a personal fantasy or to give a forgotten girl her day in the sun.

Step up and claim your prize!

>>16932069
Sorry to ask this, but how do I masturbate the Kiki?

>>16932076
How about this. The anon who goes to visit the soldier beetle in the woods everyday and always brings a basket of apples for her? No lewd smut! Just cute!

I really like this kind of contest

>>16932077
Stick your fingers in her pussy and play with her clitoris.

>>16932076
How about a story of a Nureonago meeting and falling in love with her husband? Something nice and comfy for a lovely, but forgotten girl.

>>16932077
Before she goes to sleep you go into her room and help her simulate herself. If you don't she might slack off and not do it herself.

>>16932095
Do I just sit her on my lap or go up behind her while she's working? Can I get her to sit on my face and squirt directly into my mouth as I eat her out and she squirms while moaning "m-mastah~..."

>>16932036
Get gud faggot

>>16932076
Adopted Demon daughteru dicking.

>>16932024

>>16932076
The baby-crazy Lamia from the Monstergirl Refugee program being in a face-to-face interview with her prospective husband.

>>16932076
A recently excavated shortstack Automaton engaging in sexytimes with her Mastah and performing the sex acts Automatons are described to perform. Plus things you like seeing shortstacks do.

>>16932076
MILF mode Dullahan and her husband's daughters are off at a sleepover for the night so they get real fuckin' lewd, sweaty, and kinky trying out headplay stuff with his big incubus cock.

What can I say, I'm here for lewd.

>>16932103
No, that would give her the wrong idea. Just use your fingers, or a dildo if they prove to be ineffective.

>>16932076
Give your balls a tug and write something cute with a Cait Sith in it

>>16932076
Pharoah monster gets knocked up by her adopted son when he's old enough. Passionate daughteru making smut

>>16932076
Giant Lava Golem fertility goddess takes a man as her 'tribute' and permanent husband.

>>16932121
The wrong idea? What idea is this giving her?

>>16932101
Can I do what I said I would? Sit her pussy on my face and eat her out until she squirts?

>>16932076
Medusa healing a blind man

>>16932076
Anon traveling to a desert Hathorite Kingdom town and being accosted and roughly gang paizuried by the local temple priestesses for insulting Hathor by pouring Holy Hathor milk in the street in front of them because anon is not a smart man and thought a bunch of cowgirls would be easy to bully.

>>16932076
Oppai loli Ratatoskr stalking a man all yandere-like.

>>16932143

A ratatoskr story would've been swell.

>>16932076
A man is summoned into the mge world by a succubus nerd of some kind. The succubus is awkward and shy, but the anon is totally fucking stoked. The anon actually has to guide this weird succubus into totally vanilla sex at least at first and takes charge in a way that is more like instructing than actual domination. In the end they realize they're both looking for a loving relationship and settle down. Maybe if you want to throw in a twist the succubus is actually a lilim but that isn't important

>>16932143
Gonna cuddle that squirrel.
Gonna play with her chest.

>>16932076
Bored, retired Pharaoh goes on hilarious misadventures through the modern world dragging her uptight, naggy Anubis advisor along with her. In a vintage muscle-car.

The Anon protagonist is just some random schmuck she ran over at a crosswalk and decided to kidnap so he wouldn't blab about a highly respected former monarch running a red light.

Lots of scenes of Pharaoh trying new, "Peasantly" things and finding she might actually like them.

>>16932103
>squirt into mouth
Ew.

>>16932076
Creepy
Yandere
March
Hare

>>16932133
Seeing her master give her oral sex would only give her very lewd thoughts and consider her master to be fine for sexual fantasies. But simulating her with your fingers from behind will let her now this is strictly professional.

>>16932076
A encounters a Jinko in a forest, he cant resist the temptation of touching those abs. This makes the Jinko get into mating season. He try to resist the rape, which cause her to get pissed and use her martial arts to beat him up and trash him until he accepts. Then rapes him and makes him her husbando.

>>16932076
Shortstack monarch mouse minister.

Where the fuck are the 7s.

>>16932076
Gorgeous yet shy Cupid has a huge crush on suave, debonair Anon but thinks she has no chance with him.
In reality, she's the only girl he feels nervous around and they finally end up confessing and fucking SMASHing like animals

>>16932177
YOU FOOL! YOU WASTED IT!

>>16932177
You messed it up.

>>16932177
SmugFaggotCat.jpg

>>16932177
What 7s? Your dubs?

>>16932151
>>16932076
I'm tempted to try and request something with futa just to make everyone salty, but I'm just rerolling this. It was never said it wasn't allowed, so I'll assume it was

>>16932177

...I'm glad I didn't quote anything.

I want to wrestle a loli hellhound down in bed and fuck her in lewd positions while she can't do anything except be on bottom, run her mouth and climax.

>>16932177
How could you

>>16932177

>>16932187
Welp.

>>16932187
Now you're just being an asshole.

>>16932187
ugh

>>16932186
Don't be that guy.

>>16932182
>>16932183
>>16932184
>>16932189

I mean I deliberately didn't quote the guy just in case. No reason mine should count.

>>16932076
Anon gets into the jinko jungle, he is forced to become the muscle slut of all the Jinkos.

>>16932196
>>16932198
look at this shit. A mod is fucking with us

>>16932198
It doesn't. But it's still crazy nobody has hit it yet.

>>16932186
Do it. I wanna see fire.

>>16932177
Fucker

>>16932207
shit

>>16932076
Futanari Succubus corrupting a Paladin because fuck the thread, I want to see it burn.

>>16932177
The fucking chances

>>16932186
You've already disqualified yourself.

>>16932076
A encounters a Jinko in a forest, he cant resist the temptation of touching those abs. This makes the Jinko get into mating season. He try to resist the rape, which cause her to get pissed and use her martial arts to beat him up and trash him until he accepts. Then rapes him and makes him her husbando.

>>16932211
What did these threads do to make your bum so sore?

>>16932076
Anon goes about his day as the husband of a Queen Slime who has grown to resemble an entire medium to large town.

>>16932213
I had already lost

>>16932076
Sole survivor of a plane crash gets rescued by a Scylla. However, the PTSD and survivor's guilt cause him to lash out at her attempts of affection. Heartbroken, she swims off, and the guy tries to go after her. The waves are too powerful and hes dashed against the rocks, gravely hurt and nearly drowning in the process. She saves him again, physical and emotional healing ensues, which turns into something more.

>>16932076
Werekittens trying to ambush their oniichan.

>>16932076
Werecat that lactates like a Holstaur.

>>16932217
oh my god.

>>16932216
You're just repeating the exact same thing as before.
>>16932076
This whole thing was ill advised and retarded, just pick your favorite or the one that sounds the most interesting instead of blowing up the thread with rolling.

>>16932076
6-7 year old Kejourou gives Anon a lock of her hair for his 8th birthday because her mom said that a Kejourou giving a lock of her hair means they'll be together forever. Unknowing what the gift means Anon accepts. Years later they are reunited and he still has the lock of hair. He explains he didn't know what the gift meant at the time, but thanks to it he was rape free for all his life since he was claimed. They agree to take each-other's virginities after dating for some time.
Then daughterus.

>>16932222
I don't think your quads qualify...but at least they were checked.

>>16932076
The tale of a boy who, in a world where tales often woven of Valkyries with gentle smiles softly guiding and instructing the heroes of tomorrow with kind words and gentle encouragements... managed to get stuck with the one Valkyrie with the personality of Chesty Puller on a metric shit-tonne of cocaine and whiskey who was having none of that nancy-boy shit. Specifically, because all the other Valks wanted cute, innocent shota boyas to lead around, not some punk street-kid who actually kinda LIKED to fight.

His opinion on the matter matters very little, Marine-Valk likes him. And she's gonna make hero outta him whether he likes it or not.

>>16932076
Chuuni ushi showing off to an anon.

Fuck you leatherman

>>16932076
Oni wrestling anon that turns into lewds

>>16932076
Lizard girl and her crush duel on the fencing strip.

>>16932076
A pair of houris surprising their husband with some dancing!

somebody is laughing at us

>>16932076
Write a Lilim you fucking flaming faggot ass Alp motherfucking fuck fuck fuckity fuck

>>16932076
Are we allowed to reroll?
If so I'm rerolling for >>16932232

>>16932076
> Any species works; you can even invent a new one.

Okay:

Name: War Rabbit

Extremely muscular Rabbit, mutation of the Wererabbit MGE. Chocolate brown skin.

They are huge, minimum 7ft. They are experts at martial arts. Martial skill of a Hinezumi and Jinko, strenght of a Dragon.

They roam the lands looking for weaker men, when they find one they will force him to fight her and beat him up. After this however, they get hot and rape the man they just beat up.

Basically like a Hinezumi, but they get off on the guy losing rather than winning.

>>16932247
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>16932229
It's actually pretty fun. Unlike most rolling games in here, there's an actual prize and all the failures can still be used to start new conversations on stuff.

>>16932247
Why you gotta jynx it motherfucker?

>>16932257
FINALLY

>>16932257
ugh and domestic abuseshit wins

>>16932076
Give me something about Charybdis and her husband. I'd say make it smut.

>>16932257
About fucking time, now I just hope that guy delivers.

>>16932076
Make it a futa story.

Bush pilot encounters a variant species of Sandworm living in the Great Kobuk Sand Dunes of Northwestern Alaska.

>>16932257
Sweet now I don't have to worry about reading it
Hot garbage

>>16932257
It's terrible.

>>16932257
shit taste. consider suicide

>You're really growing up, it's time you learned about the birds and the bees
>Birds? Bees?
>Ah, well, the stretchy meat and the spice rub

>>16932257
I like the idea as a sub. But fuck does it sound trash.

>>16932257
>This guy again
He's so transparent its sickening

>>16932076
Write about me and my dragon waifu.

>>16932257
>7 ft muscular husband-beater
Into the fucking landfill.

>>16932257
I'd hit you if I wasn't worried you'd jizz on me

>>16932257
So if I put a bullet in my head, will it have the same effect?

>>16932257
>>16932282
It's the guy that thinks Hinezumi, Lizardmen and Salamanders are 'ruined' because they would force him to actually make an effort in life, right?

>>16932257
>7ft shit with abs
Well, you did get the seven.

>>16932291
Yeah, positive. And he blubbered like a fucking whale when people suggested Ochimusha might be interested in their lord having some ambition in life.

>tfw I was late for her labs

>>16932076
Guy wakes up next to his Oni aunt. Naked. Then she wakes up, too.

Comical shenanigans ensue. Because they're actual adults with lives and jobs and shit to do and now apparently they're having a damned kid.

>>16932280
Daaaawww.
I really liked that little greentext about the Wendigo daughters 'singing' at a Christmas carol event and the crowd going insane, but the momma and papa happily swaying along to it all cute and parenty-like.

>>16932280
>>Ah, well, the stretchy meat and the spice rub

That's adorable.

>>16932076
>>16932267

Forgot to hit reply before I posted...not that it matters since someone already got the 7 ahead of me.

>>16932296
What if my ambition is to build a dynasty with my Ochimusha?

>>16932300
Looks like Lich Sensei is mad at you for skipping class.

>>16932267
>>16932257

Writefag here. I'll do both of these since it took so long for people to hit it. Really liked that squirrel idea and some of the kitten stuff too. Oh well, that's the luck of the draw.

Technically, neither of them would win though. One doesn't have a scenario with the girl and one wasn't a linked reply. That gives me some freedom with the rabbit story though.

Never thought I would actually win. If you like, you can have instead a femdom Jinko story.

I can delete the post as proof its me.

>>16932296
>>16932291
Told you people the patheticfagging was going overboard.

>>16932300
That's a good way to be made to clean up the classroom.

>>16932318
Could you just delete yourself instead?

>>16932313
Aha, much appreciated. Yeah, I fucked up my post and forgot to reply to yours. I'll be more alert next time.

>>16932321
alright listen he apologize there is no reason to keep being hostile

>>16932319
Nigga I was right there pissed about it too, ended up shitting up a whole afternoon when that happened.

>>16932300
Lich teachers would be so boring, I'd skip their classes all the time.

>>16932328
The allies wouldn't have stopped even if Hitler apologized.

>>16932331
How so?

Interesting start to the thread.

>>16932300

Definitely one of those "I fucked up" moments, as your life flashes before your eyes.

>>16932330
My bad.
Why must we share something as good as monstergirls with that sort of fucking filth

Alright guys my original post was half joke and I dont know why the fuck you are even attributing to me posts I never made. I arrived here 3 weeks ago.

Can monstergirls polymorph their monster bits away so long as they can suppress their lust while doing so?

>>16932346
Yes but why would you want them to outside of just access?

>>16932346
some mgs can morph certain bits, but I haven't heard shit about lust

>>16932345
>Admits to being a newfag who doesn't lurk
>I-I-It was a joke guys!
If this is an elaborate bait I'd like it to end now.

>>16932334
Their monotonous voice and the subjects they teach would put me to sleep.

>>16932333
Hitler didnt had Atomic Bomb.

> This nigga has the only power delete his request and do something we like.

But yeah, let's give him an incentive to stick to it out of sheer spite.

> He is not Hitler, he is Stalin.

I say we sit down to talk rather than do Operation Unthinkable and get killed by a shit story.

>>16932369
>Hitler didnt had Atomic Bomb.
He had V2s, which, if given enough time and his scientists weren't stolen, it could've become the strongest bomb in the war.

>>16932346

I like to imagine so, but even if it weren't possible, I wouldn't really mind. I would be the happiest man in the world just for having one.

>>16932362
Necromancy and alchemy are hardly boring.

>>16932333
Hitler apologizing would've done nothing, since he did nothing wrong.

>>16932372
Fag here is alternate universe Hitler with his Super V2 completed. Either we do a victory parade due a good story coming or we die in a V2 barrage of shit writting due our now impossible insistence on reaching Berlin.

>>16932384
Neger we have to push the eastern front back. We'll take Patheticgrad!

>>16932336
Wouldn't expect it to get better in this shit thread

>>16932377
Alchemy is absolutely boring and necromancy is far too disrespectful to the dead.

>>16931901
I'm not running a bloody restaurant here! It's fajita night, damnit! She'll have what I put on the table, and she'll like it!

>>16932392
Patheticgrad have nukes, do you want to die. They make maledom fags look tame.

> DESU I think patheticfags have conquered KC himself. Think about how now KC in his tweets keep releasing alternatives so men that have never gone to the gym in his life can waifu a Salamander
> Then KC reiterating in canon over and over that MGs dont give a shit if you are fugly as fuck

>>16932412
>Patheticgrad have nukes
Propaganda. They have absolutely nothing. They shiver at the thought of lifting a finger to do anything, remember? Hell, they might not even know how to load a rifle, let alone tie their shoes!

I hope KC doesn't give in to this shit. It's irritating as fuck. Even jap otakus put effort in something, like making NicoNico videos and making their own cup noodles.

>>16932346
I think Succubi can disguise themselves as human women easily. Great for finding a husbando in Order territories.

>>16932422
>Monster girls start choosing patheticfags over normal people because they have a higher chance of suicide
Damn you useless guys.

I wonder if werekittens would rub against their fathers stubble like my parents cats do.
I wonder if their mothers would do it too.

>>16932430
>The only thing patheticfags are good at is ruining everyone else's chances
Really makes you think

>>16932422
>lifting a finger to do anything
Automation and Dead Hand launch systems. Standard payload: lots of mini-Weresheep. Last resort payload: Dire Darkmatters.

>>16932331
>Lich-sensei tracks you down for excessive absents
>She makes you her lab assistant/experiment sample to make up for those no-shows.

>>16932439
>Implying Geneva's gonna let it pass
It won't happen, Anon.

>>16932422
He ALREADY gave in anon. Why do you think monsters like Salamander got patches to be waifuable?

The truth is, I think the patheticfags here are a drop in the ocean compared to the Japanese MGE fanbase. The original Succubus discriminated the handsome from the ugly and the original Lizardman killed you if you dared to fight her and were a wimp.

If this was removed, so hard to the point "they will never EVER care how fugly you are" was made a fundamental core of the setting, it was at the insistence of the Japan fanbase not the newer western one.

>>16932446
>Geneva
This is Patheticgrad we're talking about. They'd do it anyway. They're pathetic like that.

>>16932433
My daugheru isn't a werekitten, but she would definitely love it when I pick her up and hold her close to my face so she can rub my stubble with her paws. She might even rub her own face against mine, but either way she would very much enjoy the weird prickly feeling of Papa's stubble.

>>16932076
what the fuck is this shit

>>16932331
>Lich teachers would be so boring
But it'll be interesting if you fuck her

>>16932441
God that sounds like a pain in the ass.

>>16932461
Fucking the teacher is not allowed.

>>16932453
>He ALREADY gave in
Well there goes another thing I like...

>>16932439
I would a dire dark matter.
She'd probably have such lovely abs.

>>16932459
Sounds cute.

>>16932257
People like you are the reason I carry a jar of angry bees with me everywhere I go.

>>16932422
> Propaganda. They have absolutely nothing. They shiver at the thought of lifting a finger to do anything, remember? Hell, they might not even know how to load a rifle, let alone tie their shoes!

Have you ever visited Patheticgrad or the capital city of Pathetimoscow anon?

> Every 10 meters there is a 7 foot-something
> Probably 99% of the Hellhound population lives there

It is even more guarded than the Mamono Lord's Castle. Few are the brave men who have entered, gave a patheticfag a good punch to the face and made it out. Legend says that if you can do that Dragons will be so impressed that they will become Female Lizards for you without even having to beat them.

Do you prefer hairy waifu pussies or smooth shaven waifu pussies?

What would your waifu prefer when it comes to your man hair?

>>16932257
Unironically best piece of threadcanon so far.

>>16932494
Soft feathery pubes.

>>16932478
Be careful anon, if you look at a patheticfag the wrong way he might flinch, causing a horde of hellhounds to come running.

>>16932494
My waifu would be completely smooth and soft, as would our daughteru.

I'd be completely shaved from the neck down too.

>>16932494
Smooth.
I'd prefer myself to be smooth too, but without DE or something it's not terribly practical.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that oppai loli harpy breeds aren't all jub jubs.

Even those songbird Ghandarvah ones are.

>>16932505
whats stopping you from doing this right now?

>>16932508
You could light yourself on fire. The burns will be smooth if you do it very carefully. You will be hideous though.

>>16932517
The effort and work I'd need to put into it, and the prickly painful stuff that comes a few days after. With mamono mana there to keep the hair away for longer or just get rid of it entirely it would be great, but as it is now it just isn't worth all the trouble.

Daughterus in wedding dresses, [Y/N]?

>>16932537
That reminds me, daughterufags, what kind of man do you hope your child marries?

They came in a day early.

I'm up to 7 Miia dakis now, two of them being 7 meters long.

The CuddlyOctopus material is really nice, the two new ones are from them, I would highly recommend it for any of you anons wanting to get a custom MG daki.

>>16932542
One that loves her and won't mistreat her.

>>16932537
They're going to get married some day, anon.

>>16932542
"Not an abusive asshole."
Just about anyone else would work out.

>>16932546
Jesus dude.

>>16932501
I once went there and showed a pathetic fag in Patheticgrad
> The photo of a Salamander

To this day I am still traumatized, I was hospitalized in less than 5 minutes and I have Hellhound nightmares.

>>16932558

Looks like what they say about fox weddings is true. That's the best weather.

>>16932546
You are amazing

>>16932546
I like how clean your walls are.

>>16932542
A hero or someone that works for
JUSTICE.

>>16932537
I mean, probably. Considering all the other various outfits my daughteru would wear, a little wedding dress would be pretty tame. Also pretty cute, especially if it's one that resembles her mother's!

>>16932542
She's basically married to me and her mother in every way save for the actual official ceremony, and I don't think there would be many weddings where parents marry their daughterus.

>>16932580
they aren't particularly dirty but what the hell is wrong with your walls that they seem so clean by comparison

>>16932546
I hope they bring you at least a modicum of extra happiness in this shitty life Miiafag.

>>16932592
>>16932580
I don't think my walls were ever too bad, but my floor needed vacuuming in the first daki picture.

>tfw that was two years ago

>>16932583
Don't you bring that meme back.

>>16932546

I'm honestly impressed how you've gone all the way. You're really committed. If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

Perhaps one day, Ran. One day.

>>16932604
Ganbatte, dude.

>>16932546
you're gonna have a really comfy snake pit anon

>>16932601
I don't even know what kind of justice I'm talking about. As long as the guy doesn't put her on a harem and isn't too kinky I would be fine with it.

>>16932604
Good luck anon.
This has taken me about two and a half years to get to this point, and it all just started with a greenpost on here and the decision to ask Loen if he would do commissions so I could get a daki from him.

After that it was just careful planing and putting money aside for waifu stuff.

You can do it anon.

>>16932546
What's the recommended resolution for an image to be slapped on a daki, anyway?

quick, give me the cons of having an adaptable,indestructible,regenerative waifu

>>16932643
They're also sterile.

>>16932546
I doubt someone really cares.

>>16932643
>Mary sue that kills other mary sues
ech.

>>16932643
They'll satiate and fixate on your main fetish to the extreme

When is KC going to do the Phoenix? That's my favorite mythological creature.

>>16932655

It really seems like we've been waiting forever, doesn't it? That's one I'm eager to see for myself.

>>16931874
That guy looks like some kind of Alp cadet, good thing they got to him in time.

>>16932638
Well, it kind of depends, different printing places sometimes list different recommendations, and sometimes artists just wing it.

For just general examples

My Ossimi one is 2953 x 8858
My first Loen is 2100 x 6000
My second Loen one is 2952 x 41339

>>16932494
a tuft of pubes

>>16932002
I'm sure Alp will delete his if you just ask.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>16932668
I see.
Well, first I'd have to get the nerve up to actually commission a suitable image.

>>16932668
That's a big number.

>>16932650
explain
>>16932654
that is bad because?
>>16932653
maybe she can get rid of all the OC lilims

>>16932643
Not really digging the wing-bone things or the skull-face. You cant really kiss her with it in the way. Otherwise interesting design and I approve of MG-style SCPS. A for effort.

>>16932692
you could side kiss if you are shorter than her i guess

isnt that the croc that can alter its body to survive anything thrown at it?

what does /mgg/ think about pregnant monster girls?

Oh no, it's some kind of demon beatnik!

>>16932008
Cripplechanner pls go adn stay go.

>>16932699
the bigger of a pregnancy the better

>>16932699
I am okay with it, but I'm not intruding on my daughter's privacy.

>>16932699
would pump her even with more daugherus

>>16932247
Who isn't laughing at us? We even laugh at each other.

>>16932699
You're asking this AGAIN?

>>16932511
You can't burn what's already aflame.

>>16932699
I want to fill a cow tummy full of calfs

>>16932076
>missed this
FUCK. Well, my idea most definitely wouldn't have been picked.

>>16932542
Person who can her as happy as she males him. Or at least shows that he's dedicated to that. I'm not gonna let her be suckered into a relationship where she always gives and never receives much in return other than a literal fuck.

>>16932699
I dunno, but /mgt/ seems to be into it.

>>16932546
Your bed looks really soft and comfy.

>>16932546
The snakepit is real. All those harlots and strumpets are coming to life as Ittan-Momens in October.

>>16932699
My favorite, though hard to do the traditional style with my species of choice.

>>16932743
You could sorta do it if she's of a slime-core variety.

Maids are olev.

>>16932697
That SCP serves a dual role as monster and entry to stop any of those "never ever die" entries, because it'll never die. Yeah basically no matter what it'll just change it's biology to neutralize the threat or simply regenerate from near complete annhilation.

>>16932749
I suppose in a way you're right, seeing as the daughterus core has to form in the mother before separating.

Clearly this requires further study.

>>16932752
and cant the waifu version just....make her skull hoodie smaller for funsies?

>>16932751
You are 271 posts late.

>>16932763
Well yeah, blame the artist for that design choice.

Brown snake
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62613016

>>16932769
Kind of looks like the Snake Zodiak girl from Etotama.

SCP huh?

>>16932781
Spooky.

>>16932781
What the fuck is this thiiiiAAAAAA

>>16932781
Please tell me what's on the floor is not human waste mixed with blood and gore and instead just the leftover of that little girl's clay sculpting hobby.

Do not approach the bird.

>>16932793
What's on the floor is not human waste mixed with blood and gore and instead it's just the leftover of her clay sculpting hobby.
She sculpted her Dorome friend some new curves.

>>16932797
I want Shoebill to step on my dick while looking down on me with her derisive glare.

>>16932797

I want Shoebill to say mean things to me while stepping on me.

>>16932802
>>16932808
You two especially are not allowed to approach the bird.

>>16932799
>Little monstergirl daughterus playing in the park
>Little Dorome chan tugs on her daddy's pant leg as he's reading the paper
>He sets it down and nearly chokes on his coffee
>She's got voluptuous, almost insanely so hourglass curves and is giggling
>"Look daddy! My friends helped me look like mommy!"
Cute. Harrowing for the dad, but cute.

>>16931959
>Why does she have a rolling pin?
>Is she going to make me a pizza?

>>16932813
What are you going to do about it? Get buff and be her personal bodyguard?

>>16932781
SCP-999 is pretty much already MG material.
Considering it's love of humans, dismay for any pain, wanting to spread joy, complete euphoria from simple touch, etc.

>>16932829
Top slime.

>>16932115
I like how he drew the Ratatoskr like Hata

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIoHDj7fcg8

>>16932824
Shoebill is buff enough to guard herself.

>>16932752
I never got why they didn't just stick it in the kiddie pool that teleports things to the moon. It's adaptations only helped it survive, it wouldn't adapt a way to escape orbit

>>16932781
>>16932829
SCP-166 IS a monster girl.

>>16932840
I want to get close to her and brush aside her fringe, to see her cute face.

>>16932829
You know you've got a good girl when she could give you paizuri that would make all your bad feelings melt away just through contact.
Smelling like peanut butter and being a cheerful cuddlebug doesn't hurt.

>>16932850
There is nothing cute about her face.

>>16932864
>Touch

>>16932864
Ah! A Mofu Yakuza boss!

>>16932843
Waterbear hibernation mode + coating that can survive reentry = What is this "life" of which you speak of? It's not Kars, it's stupid enough to get caught in containment but isn't stupid enough to waste an opportunity of a lifetime.

>>16932862
Truly a most dignified bird.

https://i.imgur.com/T3zsy24.gif

>>16932849
But pure sex succubi is too vanilla.

>>16932829
>One of a kind waifu
>sterile

i-it is worth it guys?

>>16932878
Yes? Why would you not?
Slimes don't work that way anyway.

>>16932875
>When stern Shoebill-chan thinks she's alone, she throws off her clothes and flails around in the water with a happy expression on her face.

>>16932878
She's pure happiness and benevolence contained in a vessel of warm bubbly gooeyness. If her not having a baby maker is a turn off for you in spite of all her good traits she ain't for you.

Serious question anons, would you fuck your daughteru if she was begging you to like her life depended on it?

>>16932892
Probably not.

>>16932886
i mean having a SCP waif,they are one of a kind type of things,no?

>>16932892
Unless her life literally depended on it, she ain't gettin' the D no matter how hard she begs.

>>16932892
No, the very thought disgusts me down to my core.

>>16932892
Of course I would. I'd fuck her in pretty much any circumstances though, so there's that.

>>16932897
Ah, true. But it comes down to whether having kids is a deal breaker for you.
Honestly, I think anyone would be so happy with her that they wouldn't even care. Adopt if you need to.

>>16932497
How the fuck is that a good piece of threadcanon?

>>16932912
Anon, there's a reason nobody else replied to that.

These threads have made me hate the number 7.

>>16932920
Is it safe to say the thread has gone terminal 7?

>>16932922

>>16932912
'Coz look at the rest of it, duh.

>>16932875
I'd like to watch the jubjubs bathe and splash around. For educational purposes, probably.

>>16932930
Imagine the boobquakes.

>>16932930
Definitely not for the big bouncing harpy tits, right?

>>16932930
Jiggly Jub ass, titties, and thighs galore.

>>16932929
What rest of it?

>>16932945
>>16932892

>>16932922
I think I actually speak for a lot of us when I say that personally, I like small girls. Fours and fives.

>>16932257

I'll laugh if it ends up actually being quite good.

>>16932934
>>16932939
>>16932944
Byoung byoung byoung

>>16932959
What sound does thighs slapping against each other make?

>>16932958
It might. It is just a description, the writefag has a lot of leeway.

I guess the requester got his PC confiscated by his Hellhound wife before he could finish and give a scenario for the description.

>>16932964
Fwap fwap fwap?

>>16932968
Ah yes... I can hear it now.

>>16932964
For a JubJub? It specifically says they make a 'shlub shlub' sound.
Let's not dance around the language: Her girlcum and wetness is so excessive it makes her wet lewd sounds audible wherever she walks with her plump juicy thighs sliding against one another.

>>16932971
Gonna worship that flying Goat Demon!

>>16932971
Someone's watched that Dragnet movie one too many times

I want a sandworm to taste me all over!

>>16932977
Yes I'll delete it.

>>16932959
Boin boin boin.

>>16932873
how does it escape the orbit of the moon? Even so the kiddie pool also goes to venus. Seriously the means to get rid of it are there

Something I never thought about: Before the age of Monster Girls, what were the chill bitches (Kikimora, kobold, Sea Bishop, Whitehorn, etc.) like? Were Whitehorn just nice white deer? Were Sea-Bishops just nice fish? Were Kikimori just weird bipedal old lady dog-chickens that liked living in houses?

>>16932977
Cute, lewd, slippery girls
The uniqueness of essentially being inside a giant slippery tentacle vagina is
Well its unique.
I love them!

Reading this thread, I learned you can manipulate random luck by having a waifu and making her the exact ft number as the number you want to draw.

I have lots of waifu creating to do in preparation for my visit to Las Vegas!

>>16932980
>JubJub notices you watching her, or more likely, wants you to notice and watch her
>Just starts shaking and bouncing and jiggling her lewd stacked body all over
>the movement alone gets her absolutely soaking wet to the point that she falls to her knees, self-ahegaoing
>This all being in a public park
Lewd girls are best girls.

>>16932257
abusefags need to throw themselves off a cliff

>>16932990
>she goes to confront the peeping tom
>it was just a bush
>there was never anybody there
>they do this every time
One day, someone will be there.
Right anon?

>>16932875

>>16932987
>don't have fave/hate number
I might as well blurt a random number, what's the worst that could happen? If my post ends in a "2" my waifu and I will be together irl. If it ends in a "9" my waifu will leave my punk ass for someone better after 9 months.

>>16932977
Post the one with the daughteru.

>>16932990
Never found the appeal of jubs myself, though that applies to the vast majority of the 'All they ever think about is sex' girls.
>But all of them only ever think about sex
You know what I mean. The ones that have no real personality given to them outside of endless desire for sex. Usually the same ones with the 'simple' personality.

>>16933001
If my post ends in 3 I will be happy with my waifu, if it ends in 5 nobody else will ever meet theirs.

>>16933011
She's very pink.

>>16932997
Ah, we're going there
>Passing married monstergirls see her panting looking in the bushes, her secretions trailing down her legs
>They giggle and continue on
>...like every other time
>JubJub sighs and starts to head home, the light dimming as twilight turns to darkness
>Walking the lone streets her signature 'shlub shlub' of her wet thighs rubbing together sounds more like dejected, murky squelching than enticing
>...It can't be enticing if there's no one there to be enticed by it
>She alights the long stairwell to get to her studio apartment on the fourth floor, her thick body winded after the first few turns and her legs slipping thanks to her uncontrollable wetness
>Couldn't just fly up there- her body is made entirely for attracting a mate instead of flight
>...A mate she doesn't have
>Unlocks her door clumsily with her wings and heads in, plopping down on her futon, the room pragmatic and not well furnished
>She reaches for her prescription dildo, another wonderful necessity being a race that shows signs of serious mental deterioration if they aren't 'perched' on something for so many hours a day
>Unceremoniously sticks it in, staring at the ceiling, wrapping her wings around herself in a reassuring hug
>...a hug by herself, to herself, all by herself
>One day someone will be there
>Right?

>>16933002
https://exhentai.org/g/773528/b6c3b379c0/

>>16932986
Indeed, the sex would be very wet and wild, and living inside her would be extremely comfy. You'd never need to worry about rent, a mortgage, utilities, etc. Well, she might ask for daughterus as rent!

>>16933021
Is it Real Sad Hours already?

>>16933024
>feeding the daughteru daddy's cum
lewd

>>16933024
It's the poor man's dream. And I'd pay her rent, and then some, many many months in advance if she asked for it like that! The wetter the better with these gals. Just her clingily wrapping you up in dozens of slimy tentacles and practically flooding her mouth with lovely fluid as she sloppily makes out with you.
Gah, they're fantastic! I still want my super busty bakunyuu one.

>>16933021
I want to be waiting for that Jub in her apartment.

>>16932998
I want to cuddle that bird.

>>16933021
I want to be a guy who takes supplements to supply a sperm bank. I'd get paid extra for being a virgin. The supplements would increase volume, to maximize profit. I want to attract a tanuki with my savvy business sense, only to reject her to keep making bank. The next day, I'll find out she bought out my apartment block and the bank where I donate. She'll knock on the door wearing nothing but a revised lease.

>>16933044
shit didn't mean to quote

>>16933017
Just two more and you'd be Mega Satan Hypercubed. Why if you rolled a 7 who'd knows what would happen.

>>16933052
The path of repeating integers is a strange one, not to be used or abused, but merely observed.

>>16933021
The stump shouldn't be resurrected.

>>16933044
>She'll knock on the door wearing nothing but a revised lease.
Probably just wants a really lustrous and and voluminous pearl necklace.

>>16933035
>and practically flooding her mouth with lovely fluid
Do you mean she fills her shell's "mouth" with lovely fluid? Or that you'd be filling her actual mouth with your love juice?

>>16932985
anyone?

>>16933098
Actually, I meant her actual body would be salivating and so wet that when it's making out with you it would be extremely wet to the point of excess, which I like, because I'm weird but fuck it.
Filling her mouth with my love juice sounds just as well.
And pitchforks be damned, I'd fucking love trying the former option as well!

>>16932985
they were all dead

>>16933063
Pally is the hero we need!

>>16932985
They were as described in wiki articles one would assume

>>16933132
so describe to me pre nu-demonlord kikimori.

I'm being played with aren't I? I was caught stealing from a Pharaoh's Tomb. Anubis and Sphinx said that I must I must construct additional pylons if I want freedom. Thing is it's been 5 years snd the entire kingdom and desert is littered with Pylons, yet they keep telling me I must construct additional pylons. I want to talk to Pharaoh about this mistreatment but Anubis won't let me.

>>16933021
I'm going to marry that Jubjub and nobody can stop me.

>>16932977
>ywn be gently dommed by a sandworm

>>16933154
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Kikimora+mythology

>>16933180
Its the dream.

>>16933169
>pylons

It's for the portals

>>16933154
>Kikimora (Russian: кики́мора; IPA: [kʲɪˈkʲimərə]) is a legendary creature, a female house spirit in Slavic (especially Eastern) mythology. Her role in the house is usually juxtaposed with that of the domovoy, whereas one of them is considered a "bad" spirit, and the other, a "good" one. When the kikimora inhabits a house, she lives behind the stove or in the cellar, and usually produces noises similar to those made by the mice in order to obtain food. Kikimory (in plural) were the first traditional explanation for sleep paralysis in Russian folklore.
When the house is in order, Kikimora looks after the chickens and housework. If not, she whistles, breaks dishes, and makes noises at night. She also comes out at night to spin.

>>16933182
>>16933192
So in a world of hellhounds, zombies, and dragons, there were old lady dog-chckens hanging out in peoples houses.

>>16933154
Fagots

>>16933198
kikis are going to come into your house and break your china and aggressively whistle at you

>>16933195
If the profiles are an indication of what existed pre-DL, Just about every major mythology existed simultaneously. Consider that deities like Poseidon, and by extension the entire Pantheon, exist, too.

>>16933202
That would be pretty scary

Atleast do they stay after?

>>16933192
Honestly that sounds like a creature I'd want in my home. She sounds pleasant and friendly.

>>16933209
I know, I know. I just find it hard to think about how some of the monsters would function when not girls. Whitehorns were just albino deer that let people ride on them all the time? Flowkelps just attached to people.

>>16933212
No, they break the windows on the way in too. they might even send the dreaded shoggoth your way to "clean you up"

>>16933222
To be fair, I honestly don't know what the Whitehorn's equivalent is (quick google search doesn't show anything reasonably connected). Flowkelp could just be based off the old stories of fishermen getting grabbed and dragged down by monsters when in reality they just got tangled in seaweed; Now there actually IS a monster grabbing men.

>>16933220
She comes with a pretty based husband too
>The domovoi is seen as the home's guardian, and if he is kept happy he maintains peace and order and rewards the household by helping with household chores and field work. To stay in his good graces, his family leaves him gifts such as milk, porridge, tobacco, bread, and salt.
>If angered by the family's slovenliness, disrespect, or abuse, the domovoi acts in a way resembling a poltergeist but is rarely harmful.

I can't wait for KC to do Domovoi. It'd be pretty awesome to see some Kiki waifus come with her own Domovoi partner, some kind of reliable reverse trap who helps around the home with the more laborious tasks

>>16933236
That seems a bit mean. Kikis sure are bullies but hey, they're giving me a FREE shoggoth! I love shogs!

>>16933245
The shoggoth doesn't stay either. Unless you clean up your act, she'll give you a taste of the eldritch and leave you wanting more. But don't worry, the only way you could fail is if you purposefully resisted. You wouldn't be that stupid, right anon?

>>16933242
>have to get a Kiki and Domovoi to do the work a shoggoth could easily do

How can fagots recover? Do they even Maid?

>>16933254
At least they don't steal your precious furniture. Shogs are kleptos

>>16933253
You underestimate me!

>>16933254
They actually do work instead of tossing perfectly fine silverware and tapestries out the window and replacing them with vag slime.

>>16933222
But why separate the gentle types like Kikimoras? Do you know what Hellhounds and Dragons did in their days off, pre-nu-DL?
Whitehorns are claimed to be "original", but there are numerous generic white stags in mythology. They are usually regarded as "spiritual guidance" in some form or another.
Having that turn to "physical guidance" after being lewded up isn't that far-fetched.

>>16933253
What does "clean up my act" mean? I can do anything with a Shoggoth's love and encouragement. And of course I wouldn't resist, I'll let her use my mind however she likes, no resistance. But I want her to hold me while she does it.

>>16933258
It's more upgrading your furniture than stealing it. Never have to worry about your pillow being the perfect temperature ever again.

I'd rather just have a cute p'orc maid.

>>16933267
>kikifags have to go to bed on a super cold or really hot bed
>his maid doesn't make it the perfect exact temperature

They can't even compete

>>16933266
Well whatever the hell you did to piss off kiki's is what they'll try to change about you. It's not specified more than, having the house be not in order. I think that refers more to like your business and family, than your actual residence though, otherwise it would mean they only cleaned clean things