/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Milky undead tits are the best.

Manticores are olev.

What a wonderful time for a new thread.

>>16922253
You gotta admit that new monstergirl anime not being brought up in the monstergirl thread is a problem.

Actually, that's something would breathe more life into here even if it was just in the OP.
MGE Profile A translated
Enty Making of for B translated
Chapter X of Y manga is out
New anime for Z on May 15th
New art of N imgurlinkhere

Gives people a lot more to talk about.

I wanna kiss an oni

>>16922303
She's not an old hag! She's still cool and hip!

“I’ve taken to paying off Ratatoskrs to get deeply personal information on single men. All so I can hug them in public and shout all their darkest secrets! Its money well spent!”

>>16922301
Anon you seriously don't fucking know how big of an urge I have to forcefully pin her down and ravage her milky breasts with my mouth, stealing all her milk and then fucking her.

>>16922145
>'Keep the Faith', those were his last words
>She was the only one left, after all the shellings and slaughter, humans killing humans over petty squabbles that meant nothing for their survival
>She's forgotten how many months it's been since the silence came
>For her, she did not need food or drink, only her thoughts. Thankfully, the holy manuscript was an entertaining read
>Oh, how the pages were well-worn and read; The man who balked at the commands of his God and was swallowed by a fish
>The virgin birth and the sacrificial lamb
>They -- She sinned, it was a part of life
>But, she often times wondered
>Was her immortality her own penance for the sin of being born a demi-human? Could the Holy Mother and Father forgive her>
>plip... plip... plip
>The tears she shed aren't the real thing, she knows this, she's a Doll. Always a Doll.
>A silly little fox to comfort the good little boys and girls, with fluff and cuteness to please them
>Oh... How she missed them...
>Somewhere, in the darkness of the night, beyond the candlelit cathedral, one could mistake her sobs for the keening of a wild animal
>But the dead do not care, the ruined city standing as a testament to humanity's hubris

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDVaKRApcg

Hello.

At 17,402 words (13,409 of which is taken up by the sex scene), this is my longest - and greatest - piece of erotic fiction I have ever written.

I humbly hope that when you read this, you'll enjoy every mite and mote of love I put into it.

Thank you.

Fun in the shower, rimming, and prone bone anal with a scylla wife: https://pastebin.com/V0CDdJtB

-

But, though I'm proud of it, I still have some misgivings.

I feel like part of the reason my dialogue feels weak is that I put too much emphasis on the surrounding characters actions. Having the speech bogged down by expressions and actions - it might make the dialogue itself feel less 'punchy.' What do you think? Maybe it's just a matter of taste and style?

Other than that, I want to know if the shower tease is something not really suited for the medium of text. I've been told again and again that the most important aspect of smut is the emotion behind the actions, so it may seem like a lost cause to try and make something sexy and fun to read when 90% of it is description. What say you?

>>16922314
That sounds like /monster/'s meta threads.
Funnily enough, it was this very thread that alerted me to the OVA, so his point was bust from the get-go. He just wasn't here when people were harping about it.

>>16922314
I tried suggesting that once but people just went "hurr find it yourself" like retards.

!

>>16922329
Stacy's mom, has got it goin' on.

>>16922329
Lewd nee-san.

>>16922329
!!

I love Wife commissions and I love Wife.

>>16922329
>Wockfag getting art from Borvar
Never thought I'd see the day.

>>16922311
Agreed, though I wonder if one could find a Zapwoosel with such a disposition as the common manticore?

x is best girl

>>16922339
My Mom is an Incredibly Stacked Shog!
A terrifying tale by R.L. Stine.

>>16922345
What a weird way of spelling Y.

>>16922323
>Fun in the shower, rimming, and prone bone anal with a scylla wife:
>want to check out sex scenes
>search "rim"
>scene about blunt syringes inside buttholes

Literally one paragraph and I'm already diamonds. This is going to be a fantastic read. Thank you for this silent.

>>16922347
>not z masterrace

>>16922346
I read that as muscled and imagined the tail of a teenage anon and his momster where the latter strangely seems to be putting on a bunch of muscle with each passing day while still acting like a doting mother.

>>16922319
That is precisely what dairy foxes are for.

>>16922323
Silent, you should put the subject species name next to the titles since trying to search for your lactation stuff yesterday was a little difficult.

>>16922353
Z is a zero.

>>16922323
I was wondering where you were. I'll have to read this tomorrow when I've got the time, I'm looking foward to it.

>>16922310
Was there any doubt?

>>16922363
>Master you pervert! Change them back!

>>16922363
Nope.

>>16922366
Did someone say 'Make the bigger master! I need to be punished for turning his lunch into a mushroom?

>>16922366
>A Lich calling anyone "master"
They're the all powerful undead mages. Not sure why a Lich would be embarressed though, yet that's happening in the image.

>>16922306
I want to literally eat this bird.

>>16922377
In the sexual manner?

>>16922317
I want to literally kill this yeti.

>>16922377
On a dinner plate?

>>16922323
Looks like I'm going to need to rearrange my favourite writefag list again.

>>16922375
Most Liches would like to pretend they were always powerful, all-knowing, calm and collected masters of magic.

But they were awkward apprentices at some point. Sometimes to perverted Wizard Anons.

>>16922377
With a goat?
On a boat?

>>16922363
I prefer my calcium cannons warm and soft. Undead boobs are probably all stiff and way too firm.

>>16922375
Maybe her phylactery broke and she hasn't given her vaginal, anal, and paizuri virginities yet.

>>16922390
>Undead boobs are probably all stiff and way too firm.
Undead are soft, and at most a warm bath or massage can limber them up.

>>16922392
What would happen if you came on/in a lich's phylactery?

>>16922390
Undead are soft too, but I do prefer the natural warmth.

>>16922375
Someone broke her stone.

>>16922390
Undead tits are fine, th eproblem lies on their milk.

>>16922399
She'd take measures to ensure you give her your mana the right way.

>>16922402
>th eproblem lies on their milk
How so? It's sweet and refreshing, not rotten and unpalatable like what memers try to insist.

>>16922411
It's really cold and bland with a slightly bitter taste. Worse than human milk.

>>16922418
Lies and slander.

>>16922418
You'll get used to it.

Sleep tight thread. Try not to burn the thread down while I'm having dreams of my waifu.

I know in these dreams she's stroking my face and telling me she that she loves me no matter what and that she'd never ever leave me.

>>16922424
Of course. With liches they might do some stuff that makes their milk taste better and even add different flavors to it.

>>16922345
>>16922347
>>16922353
X is a himedere deer/centaur thing, Y is a mayadere Harpy, and Z is a kuudere Lamia, right?

"I never knew you were such a slut, Anon!"

>>16922460
Only for strongfat girls.

>>16922434
>Lich lets you indulge in your nursing fetish
>Taste is really bitter
>She immediately goes & locks herself in her lab
>Maybe you hurt her feelings?
>She comes out the next night
>A string of potions trails from her hand
>She takes a swig from the first one
>'Drink.'
>She holds you to her chest as you suckle
>Her flavor is really sweet & almost creamy now
>She opens the next potion
>'And again.'
>You take another drink, and suddenly it tastes like chocolate milk
>She works her way through the potions, each one having a new flavor
>Strawberry
>caramel
>Latte
>Banana
>Mint chocolate
>Even bizarre ones like cherry vanilla and root beer

Which monster girl is best at soothing rage? I need one right now.

>>16922466
Imagine a shop where they sold ice cream that changed the milk taste. It could even go further by changing the guy's taste. Working for a lich must be fun.

>>16922460
>tfw your Hellhound childhood friend roasts you for liking girls.

>>16922460
>Implying she isn't the one who made me into a slut
Though if we're being fair, any monstergirl calling their husband a slut is somewhat hypocritical

>>16922460
I have a waifu, you're just salty it isn't you

>>16922473
Weresheep and kesaran pasaran come to mind. They can calm you and make you happy just from being nearby.

What monstergirl would give the best Dutch ovens?

>>16922473
Get yourself a horse to hug, anon. Preferably a Unicorn or White Horn.

>>16922487
Anubis, because they are buttsluts with big asses.

>>16922485
Sheep are nice.

>>16922474
It's never boring, if nothing else. And at least with a lich you have good (if unorthodox) health and life insurance. Can't say the same for being a Gremlin's lab assistant.

>>16922492
But anubis is for ))<>((

>>16922375
If she's a young lich that was born from a lich because mamonomana-regenerated womb, she probably wouldn't know magic by instict.
Although you'd have to wonder how the phylactery would work in that case. Maybe it would be some kind of a rite of passage to make her phylactery and put her soul in it.

>>16922492
Please refrain from slandering my desert queen with such salacious rumors.

>>16922495
My dream job would be working under a Lich and a Gremlin at a small store in MGE. The things they would come up and their clients would make my day.

I just hope not to be found GUILTY again.

>>16922499
>))<>((
Sharing a double dildo between your butts?

Lewd.

>>16922460
>"but im not a slut and there's nothing you can do to say otherwise!"
>anon then instantly lost

I desire a strongfat business anubis that acts like the perfect, serious boss who acts like she isn't the size of an oni.

Suit and skirt would be mandatory.

>>16922502
She has a huge ass. And probably is a slut with her butt.

>>16922504
Well, don't blow up half the store again and it won't be a problem.

And stop trying to blame the Gremlin! That's profiling and the machine had clearly-posted instructions!

>>16922495
What's going on on the other side of that?

>>16922510
>not knowing about the pooping back and forth forever scene

>>16922511
>Colored version of my favorite hellhound pic
Picked a good time to come back.

>>16922519
Probably ))<>((
Or one of her inventions is stuck on turbo as she's trapped there with her lower half at its mercy.

>>16922519
IIRC, she was testing a new machine out, but something went wrong. She got stuck trying to escape, and now it's testing *her* out.

>>16922517
I was guilty of other things, but then again I'm not their test subject, I just sell stuff. The customers buy the products at their own risk.

>>16922525
kept you waiting, huh?

>>16922532
>>16922528
will she heart pupil? Or just ahegao

Anons would you help a blind Ochimusha regain her eyesight through loving sex healing?

>>16922519
When LN drew that, thread was talking about violating a Gremlin as her ass was poking out of a machine she was working on.
Original filename was something like "Hey Anon pass me that screw-OOOHH.png"

regular wolfgirls are superior to hellhounds and kobolds

Been gone a couple weeks, can anyone tell me what I missed?

Also can Necrons technically be MonsterGirls?

>>16922553
Well, your opinion is subjective.
Wolfgirls=Hellhounds>Kobolds for me.

>>16922323
Is this it, Silent?
The Magnum Opus?

>>16922323
Delicious.

>>16922553
Kobolds have been completely ruined. So yes.

>>16922580
Only because of one faggot with /d/ fetishes. We didn't let bob ruin cheshires for us when he gave one a cock.
Oh.

I want to ask a Hakutaku what the maximum size a water droplet can be before it falls from a surface, and how exactly the relationship works between the surface tension, gravity, the angle of the surface and it's surface area!

>>16922580
>>16922586
Get over yourselves.

>>16922558
No, you 40kiddie/Shog

>>16922603
But they can be very cute!

>>16922595
How much is he paying you to defend him every time?

>>16922604
They can also be an NPC race

Be sure to remind your smug shortstack that you can, at anytime, pin her against a wall and turn her into an ahegaoing, cumflated cocksleeve. That'll keep her smug levels in check.

>>16922586
>>16922580
Personally, what made me start disliking them wasn't KDF or his ravenous fanbase.
Kobolds being mentioned in every thread just made me pay more attention to them and re-read the profile, which made me realize that they're literally just glorified dogs.
Even Cu Siths can become scholars and spellcasters for the sake of benefiting their masters line of work. Kobolds are just dumb dogs.
The fact that Kobolds in myth are supposed to be dragon-blooded rat/lizard hybrids, or at least freaking garden gnomes, doesn't really help things either. But that's probably just me.

>>16922608
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286495740690169856/306599432789688322/02.jpg
See! Cute!

>>16922615
Sorry but this is Chaos turf now.

>>16922610
You act like she wouldn't constantly be that second one.

>>16922620
NO! CUTE!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286495740690169856/306600098392047616/01.png

>>16922610
>Perfect height for standing paizuri
She'd be to busy having my cock constantly jammed in her face & tits to be smug.

>>16922612
>Kobolds being mentioned in every thread just made me pay more attention to them and re-read the profile, which made me realize that they're literally just glorified dogs.
This 100%. They're dogs you can fuck. You take them for walkies, they eat out of bowls in the bonus art, they're mindlessly excited to see their owner. They're literally just pet girls.

>>16922615
>>16922627
I do not find this cute

>>16922558
>>16922615
>>16922627
Necron-chan is only acceptable Necron.

>>16922627
Sounds like someones a filthy xeno lover.

>>16922637
ALL ARE VERY CUTE!

>>16922610
I'd rather cuddle the smug out of her. Hug her to my lap while we're watching a movie and not letting her go.

>>16922460
Only for foxes. Sorry, but Hellhounds don't even rank.

>>16922593
Now I want to watch a Hakutaku teach a middle school class about water physic with some of that Ever Dry stuff. Shit would blow their minds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTkefJHfC0

>>16922642
I'd rather grab an eldar.
Besides The Emperor's superior women are there for loyal husbanos.

>>16922612
>>16922631
This is why we don't strictly adhere to KC canon.

>>16922654
Meh, I don't want to have some weird BDSM/Futa/Dom by fuggin me wife. And AS are infertile I think.

>>16922558
Making of ochimusa and devil bug in the previous thread.

Also nurarihyon got released and translated.

>>16922643
But anon, your lap is the one place where she can be superior to you! Just imagine her rubbing and grinding into you, making your pants slowly become damp, but never letting you get off. It's the ultimate torture!

>>16922657
Oh anon.
We pornhammer 40k now.

Nothing but genetically enhanced super women, bug girl swarms, muscle demon waifus, and the first option with spikes hungering for you.

Tau need not apply.

I want to be a Lich's apprentice.

My MG waifu would be better than yours, which is fine because we would still all be happy.

>>16922667
I want a story or a game or a quest like this now

>>16922316
I want that bossy cow to touch me

>>16922670
Her limbs could shatter if you so much as look at them funny.

>>16922663
It's all a question of who breaks first. Me from her grinding her ass into me, or her from me stroking her hair and kissing her neck.

>>16922672
>Guardsman anon tries to survive a universe that wants to rape him and have his kids.

Could be fun.

>>16922493
I want to cummy in that sweet sheep tummy

>>16922316
OniTengu needs to lay off the Mobage's and return to drawing tiddies.

>>16922670
Doubt it.

>>16922655
Kobolds are for people who want pet girls. If you don't want that, that's what the other girls are for.
Each MGE girl is more or less made to appeal to a certain thing, they're not for everyone.

>>16922685
>In the grim hotness of the 41st millennium, there is only rape

>>16922685
I shudder to imagine what the Chaos Gods look like as cute monster girls

>>16922695
Yep.
And there would be oh so many to choose from.

>>16922699
>Khorne is a thugdere, muscled tomboy
>Tzeentch is a bookish nerd who goes through elaborate plans to get herself a husband without leaving her crystal towers
>Nurgle is a THICK, deredere girl that cares for you whenever you catch some new kind of cold.
>Slaanesh is a SLUT for you

Gnostic MGE girls when?

>>16922708
Gimme some Khorne

>>16922715
How many corns do you want?

>>16922715
Are you a bad enough dude to cross her realm and claim her hand in marriage?

>>16922708
CUM FOR THE CUM GOD

>>16922727
Daughterus for the daughteru throne!

>>16922734
Daughterus do not make a throne anon, that's really messed up!

Daughterus go on the throne!

>>16922708
slaanesh would be ridiculously overpowered in this setting

>>16922684
>"Stop petting me, idiot. You should be getting horny so I can mock you for it."
>keep hugging her and rubbing your face against her
>"C-Cut it out. I...You're a perv for..."
>she loses focus of her smugness and melts into your embrace, clinging to your big, strong arms
Mmm, do want

>>16922722
I'll try, at worst a big bloodthirster girl gets me, which is still a great outcome for me

>>16922738
I'm going to sit on my daughteru's lap and nothing can stop me.

>>16922739
Depends.
Each is probably a different aspect of sex.

>>16922742
Yeah, it would be hard.
You'd have to fight your way across her realm, beat her champions until she notices you, and then tank one blow from her axe.
If you're unconscious, she tosses you to her demons to have their way with you.

If you remain standing while unconscious or get back up, she gets wetter than an ocean world and pounces you.

But yeah, you'd get a ten foot tall muscle girl with a taste for wrestle sex if you beat a bloodthirster girl.

>>16922745
Only if she's bigger than you anon, otherwise she could get hurt!

Personally, my daughteru would absolutely love sitting on my lap.

>>16922754
Gonna squash her with my strong ass bones!

Though I could probably make a squishyflayer throne and be good with it.

>>16922708
>Khorne has a bad day at school and drags you behind the gyms for some hatefucking
>Tzeentch leaves a penny in the hall which causes a chain of events that some how ends with your dick in her
>Nurgle slips you a virus that can only be cured by sex with her
>Slaanesh comes up to you in the middle of a busy hall, grabs your hand and interlocks her fingers with yours, that debauched slut

>>16922764
Only if she's okay with it anon, there are very many daughterus out there who don't quite care for getting squished.

>>16922738
It's a figure of speech.
A metaphorical throne of daughterus.

>>16922771
Pretty much.
Although Slaanesh would also be a bit yan so she can learn your fetishes and cater to them no matter how depraved they may be.
She'd go muscle mountain or blob in a heartbeat if it would win you over.

>>16922610
Source? Nothing on iqdb.

>>16922774
She wouldn't be okay with it. She would probably burn my hair if I did it.

>>16922708
>Nurgle
>Keeps love locked in a cage and invents disease
>Dere Dere
>Not Yandere

She'd take care of you when you're sick alright. Any time you're sick. Which is why she invents new diseases, to infect you with. Then she can take care of you ALL the time. Forever.

>>16922782
What is a throne of daughterus even a metaphor for anon?

>>16922785
I'm not sure I could support that anon, that sounds a little unhealthy if you ask me. ThoughI'd do some things with my daughteru that others would consider unhealthy, so what do I know.

>>16922784
I know it's Granblue Fantasy, though the girl's name escapes me.

>>16922796
I would even suplex her while her mother does it to me.

>>16922806
Now I think you're just pulling my leg anon.

>>16922795
I can dig it.

>>16922796
Marital Bliss is what its a metaphor for.

>>16922811
You don't play with your daughteru?

>>16922812
>Marital Bliss is what its a metaphor for.
That's a bit of a stretch as far as metaphors go anon, but I can see where you're coming from.

>>16922818
Of course I'd play with my daughteru anon! I just wouldn't suplex her or sit on her though, I'd only play with her in ways where she wouldn't get injured or anything.

>>16922784
The artist is Asanagi. A little unfortunate that most of his doujins are rape oriented, and not the good kind.

You think Single Royal monsters ever meet to discus about their single life?

Cause my dream is go storming off to this secluded castle with my Dhampir ally, who told me about it and find the holy grail of monsters all together.

>>16922800
I usually like big girls, but damn if that one isn't built for sex

>>16922835
He's mostly fine as long as you keep alf away from the cat-girls.

>>16922842
That's pretty much the gimmick of all the Granblue girls: Short girls with curves like a holst and a sex drive to match any succubus. They were pretty much made to cater to size fetishes.

>>16922829
Mine wouldn't get hurt either. She is my and my waifu's daughteru after all and not just a piece of glass.

>>16922865
Made to cater to the wrong end of size fetishes if you ask me. I want those proportions on a tall girl.

>>16922893
If you say so anon, I just assumed most daughterus wouldn't care to be sat on.

>>16922842
They have enticing clothing designs.

>>16922912
>paizuri windows and handlebars
indeed

>>16922898
>Wrong end
>Implying
Gigantismfags are a joke.

>>16922911
Let me get that fox, my dude.

>>16922911
This isn't even a contest, the succubus is absolutely superior to every other girl.

>>16922911
>Fox
Forever and always.

>>16922921
Better than being a dwarfismfag.

>>16922911
Of those, I would say the automaton, but I want a big, tall muscle gril

>>16922911
F O X

>>16922510
Ass to asss
ASS TO AAAEESSS

>>16922510
That sounds like it could be pretty hot anon.

>>16922610
Good man.

>>16922911
>Goblin
I foresee a lot of rage fucking with her.

>>16922911
The Demon sounds nice.

>>16922911
Sheep, 100% sheep

>>16922911
Succubus or Demon. I can't decide.

>>16922911
Very clearly the Weresheep for me. That skinship is top tier and with fluffy pofu on top of it it's ASCENDED level.

>>16922911
I'll go ten rounds with that succubus.

>>16922911
It's a letdown whenever the succubus doesn't do any dream invading.

>>16923030
What are you talking about? That's the surprise after the sex marathon. When you both finally pass out from exhaustion, you keep going in your dreams. Or she can show you a glimpse into the future when you two marry and have daughterus.

>>16922709
After the portals open and our scholars have had time to mingle with their philosophers.

>>16923064
I'm talking about Gnostic mythology. I want Satanael-chan to steal my heart!

>>16922381
As opposed to metaphorically killing her?

>>16922460
But I never had sex.

>>16922911
Sheep

If you could bring back an extinct animal to be represented by a monster girl who would it be?
>I'd like a Dodo harpy that just thinks I'm the smartest person alive even though I'm just of average intellect.

>>16923097
>No Tasmanian Jinko to cuddle with

>>16922847
Why does he have a fetish of Alf eating cat girls like a bowl of fresh chips?

>>16923097
Archaeopteryx

Wonder what the harpies were like back in the day

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that impregnating the judge, a police officer, the lawyers, or a the governor will get you out of a parking ticket.

>>16923126
What happens if you impregnate two or more of those? And who do I have to impregnate to get the portals open?

>>16922911
Fox is the only correct choice

>>16923136
You still have to pay the ticket but may get house arrest in the home of one of your new wives.

>>16923126
That sounds like a good trade.

>>16923152
Only if you think that impregnating a strongfat P'Orc is nice.

que mierda es esto carajo

>>16923157
You trying to tell me it's not?

>>16923168
Depends.
Are you really going to hit on the Judge while the Dark elf defense lawyer and tubby titania prosecutor watch?

>>16923157
I mean, for getting rid of a ticket.

>>16923177
Now this is something even better.

>>16923097
Anomalocaris. A sea monster girl with body armor, a brilliant array of fins, ability to tear anything apart by exploiting the weakness of her prey, oh just do me now.

Cats don't really like water so they even wear frilly lace at the beach.

>>16923248
bullshit, ever been to a zoo, tigers love swimming

>>16923257
A tiger is not a valid option.

>>16923268
They are in my heart

>>16923276
I want to protect that smile.

Would you bakku this baku?

>>16923280
I want to snuggle those tits

>>16923282
Probably not.

>>16923282
Niet

>>16923282
I'd that baku all night long.

>>16923282
I'd let her scratch my back

Would Undead girls make good mothers?

Please remember to be nice to elves. Some of them may act mean or haughty, but most are good girls who are just a little nervous around humans.

>>16923362
Absolutely.

>>16923362
I'm not so sure. I could picture a wight or lich forgetting that children need to eat.

>>16923366
How can they even compete with other monstergirls?

>>16923366
They are silly creatures.

>>16923366
I get hopelessly aroused by elves, it makes me want to impregnate every single elf.

>>16923371
When are we going to get more of her and her delicious thighs?

>>16923372
Wights would do no such thing!

>>16923381
Hopefully when Monorus ever feels compelled to draw more of her.

>>16923377
impregnate chocolate elves?

>>16923371
fuckinggggg unnnfnffffnfnfnfnfffffffff

>>16923362
>Undead
>mothers

Shit makes no sense.

>>16923397
I did say every single elf, didn't I?

There may be some exceptions, though.

I live in an area that is very humid and muggy, especially this time of year. What is a monster girl that could help to keep me comfortable cool all year?

>>16923372
A monstergirls innate maternal nature would override that, and it's not like MGE Undead can't eat the same stuff humans can.

>>16923366
Unfortunately, I have very little patience for tsuns. The Elves' mannerisms would drive me up the wall.

>>16923362
Follow up question:
Would anyone in this thread make a good father?

>>16923399
Adoption.

>>16923403
Salamander.

>>16923399
They can either become good adoptive motherfus or:
>he doesn't know MGE Undead can get pregnant

>>16923399
mamonobama

>>16923399
Obamamana, etc.
If you ask me, MGE undead aren't real undead. They're just cold girls without heartbeats.

>>16923411
>>16923413
>Obama mind

>>16923405
There's lots of cute vanilla elves too, if you prefer.

This is your Dark Mage tonight.

>>16923436
upper left, blonde hair with blue eyes and delicious brown

What species is your waifu anon, and how does she differ from the base MGE profile entry?

>>16923406
God no.

>>16923450
minotaur, ankole watusi type

>>16923436
What's up with that empty space above the blonde ones head?

>>16923406
Maybe

>>16923454
>ankole watusi
Why do these things exist?

>>16923454
how horny is your waifu, anon

>>16923469
because big horns are best, also they (the horns) allow for cooling in hot climates. And im a slut for cows and horns so perfection
>>16923476
more than your demon waifus puny horns

>>16923362
Of course Vampires raise good kids to be the best of the best although the eldest child seems be rebellious if he daddy wasn't an incubus yet.

>>16923478
I'm tired of seeing you post the same cows over and over and over.

>>16923450
She's a Kobold in name, but she differs from the encyclopedia entry quite a bit. She's got more human like legs instead of digitigrade ones, and the fur on her arms and legs doesn't come up as far. That's just the physical differences too, she's also very smart and academically inclined, and her career choice would definitely reflect that.

>>16923478
you dont have to rub it in
she's still growing!

>>16923489
just too rub it in despite your wishes the world record horns were 8 feet

>>16923450
She doesn't even have a MGE profile.

>>16923403
>>16923408
Anon, I don't think you understand...

>>16923450
I have a jub jub for a waifu, but after that one topic about wonderland girls being great at math I got really into the idea of her being in some kind of STEM field.

>>16923450
Dragon, her scales are black and I'm not alp.

>>16923495
What mg is that?

>>16922323
You do tend to go into a lot of detail after most dialogue which sometimes does drag it down. Though it should be alright since it can help someone get more into the story and help see what's going on in the scene like the shower and anal scene which was nice. Still a nice smut read and is always great to see scylla get more love from you can't wait for what you make next.

>>16923413
KC added that "undead is a living race" thing at the end of zombie's profile because he knew how stupid they were.

>>16923501
Now all I can imagine is a Jubjub in glasses and a lab coat casually giving a big important lecture class to a bunch of genius sciencey types while happily perched on her husbands dick.

>>16923436
Top right is quite the looker. Delicious brown, beautiful golden eyes, she's just overall amazing.

>>16923531
Fuzzy little strumpet.

>>16923531
Lewd little foxes belong in jail.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>16923571
Are you still the same anon who's been posting this for all these years?

>>16923574
It's different image names.
Though one might be on his phone if it is the same guy.
More than likely it's not.

>>16922911
>Eye contact succubus
Firstplace, but only by a very narrow lead. These are all very comfy.

>>16923438
No this is your Dark Mage tonight!

>>16922460
It's not my fault, I like being on a collar. If doesnt make me any less of a man.

>>16922911
Goblin

Thats basically a word for word description of my ideal Gremlin girlfriend.

>>16923677
>>16923438
Well they can't BOTH be my dark mage... r-right?

>>16923683
I guess it's time for a wizards duel.

>>16922610
I'd like doing this with a shortstack. Ain't nothing better than reminding one of their place by kabedonning them.

I want a doraf now

>>16923688
That sounds cool.
And very lewd.
Coolewd.

>>16922911
This is not fucking fair. If I had to pick it would be between the succubus, the demon or the Kitsune. I'm going to have to say succubus though.

>>16923688
If I hypothetically had a Dark Slime sorceress waifu, I would hope she was arch-rivals with the Dark Mage who lived in the tower in the swamp.

>>16923406
No. I definitely would not.

But I can learn! And that's the fun in it.

>>16923497
Sandworms hurt my heart

>>16923707
Sounds very fun. And they're both married to different husbands who just watch the fireworks, literally, from a distance on lawnchairs sippin brewskis.
Dibs on the Dark Mage.

Is your waifu immortal?

>>16923724
Aren't all MGs technically "immortal"?

>>16923450
Crow Tengu. She's like the profile, only taller.

>>16923733
No.
And don't assume I'm talking about MGE exclusively either.

>>16923737
Ok, just saying.

In that regards then no. She's not very powerful nor is she undead or has some sort of life ever lasting power.

>>16923724
Whats a Slimes average lifespan I wonder? Probably not very long in retrospect.

>>16923749
How long does hair gel last?

>>16923722
I would help my waifu with her nefarious schemes. Prepare yourself, lest our lewd magic overtake you!

>>16923761
Fufufu... so that's how you think it'll be, eh...
Chuuni couple posing intensifies

>>16923776
Lord help me because I still think Dark Mage is a copout for a Monstergirl
But
Gat
DAMN that literal everything. LIke literally every single thing.

Veronica.

Magic sucks!

>>16923749
I think think they probably live a long time

>>16923801
>Magic not being awesome

>>16923798
What a cute little murder machine.

>>16923749
Monster mojo allows Slimes to have decent lifespans.

>>16923812
In MGE. But we weren't talking about that.

>>16923724
Well my waifu is from MGE, so I'm not just going to shove in the Mamono mana excuse or the undead excuse or any of that.

I'd say weighing things up, considering that pre-DL her species were a God. I'd say that possibly she is immortal. Possibly.

>>16923826
>pre DL god

>>16923826
))<>((

>>16923830
Yes.

>>16923833
If you're getting at what I think you're getting at, then yes, yes very much so.

>>16923834
That's disgusting.

>>16923807
>tfw when you will never be a healslut for cow party
>mighty minotar barbarian who makes you massage her sore muscles after a battle
>wise hakutaku mage who helps you learn better healing magic
>sneaky holst rogue who regularly gifts you magic trinkets which may or may not have actually been paid for

>>16923839
I think it's hot anon.

>>16923849
What do you think it is?

>>16923854
Bung hole spreading?

>>16923846
Cow party sounds nice, specifically that Minotaur.

>>16923857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

The best way to not be raped is to sink yourself so far into human territory that no even the lilims would notice you.
then just be joe normalguy.
Besides, its not like monsters will go to those lengths for someone they've never met?

>>16923846
>sneaky holst rogue
Not with all that shameful useless meat.

>>16923884
Until a spy corrupts a human girl and they rape you. Or the spy rapes you, or make it easier or the army to invade so they can rape you.

>>16923890
It's perfect for non-lethal takedowns though.

>>16923890
Maybe her equipment allows her to engage in tactical sneaky action.

>>16923884
Yeah, because of course I don't want to be raped and claim by a succubus.

>>16923890
Yeah, if you want a sneaky rogue you need a mouse. They're designed for it essentially, as long as there aren't any baited traps.

>>16923884
Depends
In Non MGE stories sometimes monsters tend to look for "destined ones" and will travel all over the world for centuries looking for him.

For MGE you could just forge some headcannon bullshit. like having a magictec satellite made by gremlins to track men down

>>16923884
How will I find a spider though?

>You'll never snuggle up with your waifu on a cold rainy night and just talk until you both pass out under the comfy covers.
>No sex, just generally enjoying each other's presence.
Ha ha the lack of intimacy in my life is slowly killing me.

>>16923918
>spoiler
>YWN be able to experience bliss by holding your waifu.
>YWN just have entire days of cuddling and embrace
Haha, I haven't felt love in all my life,
yet every time i think about her there's a feeling i have never felt. I think about her more than everything because of this blissful feeling.

>>16923901
I wouldn't want a succubus. To boring
This does bring up a good question, if people went out to get the monsters they wanted, wouldn't that annoy other monsters?

>20 men have all thrown themselves into a arachne web
>entire campsites outside of dragon caves
>more campsites outside of lich houses with men asking for undead wives, or just the lich herself

>>16923929
Once again, that isn't the assumption of people living in the world of MGE. The guide is written in at least some way to also give advice to people on what to look out for in Monstergirls so they don't get captured. The humans of MGE are a long way away (by and large at least) from going out and looking for monstergirls to marry, barring some far flung places.

>>16922329
Looks like a cow.

>>16923929
Succubus are pretty bland compared to other MGs, but I would love one. Becuse at the end of the day, she is a monster girl.

But yeah, it's sad there's not enough of people's favourite MGs to go around.

>>16923938
I know, I just thought it was funny

>>16923724
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die.

>>16923946
That's why you waifu a less popular girl. Even if they're uncommon, you won't have much competition.

>>16923951
Dragonfags would have it the worst.
Dragons are both popular AND rare.

>>16923929
>All this for the popular girls
>Succubus crying in her house with a bottle of alcohol and a werewolf for company.

>>16923957
Succubi would be popular among people not into monstergirls.

>>16923957
I'd hug her and tell her she's special to me.

I'm going to make a common tier girl feel special. I'm going to waifu a succubus and nobody can stop me from treating her like a goddess.

>>16923957
Speak for yourself.
I want a Succubus. Sex is fucking great. And Succubus are top tier at sex. Plus I like the aesthetic of demony wings and horns and the tail while still having hot normal female bodies.
I'd be all over the succ girlfriend life.

>>16923957
Why a werewolf? there getting popular latly with the growing kobold hate
A real ignored girl would be something like that panda one or possibly hornet.

>>16923971
Kobold hate? Nah I like kobolds. They're cute. So are werewolves and Hornets. All great girls, especially werewolves though, they're top tier.

>>16923957
Succubi are the literal gateway drug into MG's from both a meta and an in world explanation of the lore. They're the "anime for people who don't know what an anime" is of monstergirls. Tame enough to not scare people away and just intriguing enough to get people more interested in the freaky stuff.

>>16923963
>Most anons fight each other to get rare and powerful waifu's
>They all take years before even having the chance to see such a monster girl
>Meanwhile another Anon married the first Succubus he met
>They lead a perfect couple life together
>A few years later the daily sex and love showering make her level up to an Arch-Succubus strong enough to rival most powerful species
>The rest of the anons are still waifuless and fighting among each other

>>16923989
Meanwhile random anons who attained the mythical powers of being sociable AND good at talking to other people are drowning in MG bachelorettes.

On a side note are some people here really that bad at socializing? I'm not good at it all but some of them seem like they'd break down if they'd try to say "have a nice day" to people they passed by.

>>16923987
>Succubi are the literal gateway drug into MG
Nah, I'm pretty sure that would be cat/dog girls. They are much more frequent in normal media since they are family-friendly unlike succubi

>>16923989
>Arch Succubus
She'd give new definition to the word 'Hourglass'.
She'd be a master of every single fetish, even ones no one's thought of yet.
The perfect balance of cute comfy stuff and crazy, ball draining, cockmilking sex with her husband's extremely enhanced package.
Sounds perfect.

>Married to a Kitsune who's the head of one of the most prolific crime families in the country
>Go with a couple of her underlings to pick up a cake for her surprise party
>She happens to see the three of you in a car together
>You had told her that you were stopping off at a friend's home
>She decides to follow you and sees them drop you off at a car park, where you get in your car and drive home
>She waits a short while before coming home herself
>She's absolutely livid, but is trying to hide it
>Asks you how your friend is doing
>Tell her he's doing alright, but you're home early because his wife wanted the whole family to go to lunch
>Her anger is peaking
>She snaps, grabs you by the neck and demands to know why you lied to her
>Try to come up with a quick excuse, but she cuts you off with a snarl of "I saw you."
>You have a deer in headlights moment as you try to decide whether or not you can maneuver your way out of this, or if it's best to spill the beans
>She decides for you and shouts for someone to bring her the girls she saw you with
>She tells you that if you're going to stick your hand in the cookie jar, she's just going to get rid of the cookies
>You give in, knowing she's serious
>You tell her everything
>Her demeanor instantly changes, she's red with embarrassment, hugging you and telling you that she's sorry

You guys make me want to find that story with the Succubus in a bar.

>>16924002
Well I' not terrible, but I'm not good.

>>16924015
Then do it. Think of it as an adventure of sorts.

>>16924002
There's some really close to the bottom of the barrel people here.
It gets annoying when it's so ad nauseam and people at least kept it more to themselves in older times

>>16924018
Pretty much every other writefag has a succubus story, this is gonna take a while.
The only thing that rings a bell is that she rants about other monsters.

Is it wrong to start imagining your waifu's family tree? Because a Scottish accented Demon being the daughter of a monster world refugee and then amassing a fortune and having an RP english accented daughteru who marries a Cockney accented man and has a child who inherits both accents is a nice way to make her feel realer.

>>16923989
This

You can make an ara ara powerful sex goddess from succubi, you just need to love them.

>>16924002
>spoiler

I know damn well I wouldn't be able to talk to a monster girl. That's why I like the idea of them taking interest in me.

>>16924015
I should write a succubus story aswell

>>16924039
I knew I should have figured you were a Brit based on your posting times.

Speaking of arch succubus, profile when?

>>16923372
>forgetting that children need to eat.
That's wurm tier, anon. Don't be stupid.

>>16924006
>Arch Succubus' husband is a breast man
>Holstaurs cry when she saunters by, massive breasts wobbling heavily in front of her
>He's also an ass man
>Cheshires lose their smug when they see her sashay out of the bar packing more junk than any trunk could properly hold
>Even Kejs can't help but be impressed by her extra long voluminous hair
The key is, you have to work for it.
>>16924049
Hopefully not too far from soon.

>>16924039
I imagine she's got a hot accent, demonfag.

>>16924041
To be honest I'm kind of relationship and sex averse. I can't relate to people who can spot random persons off the street and say "that person is my type." Outside of porn to satisfy myself I really don't feel any sense of longing or need of companionship ever. The appeal of mg's to me is the fact they openly and completely embrace their sexuality and desires for a significant other, feelings that I have barely felt strongly about.

It'd be nice to know what their love is, and for them to show me. I hope they don't hurt me, no more.

Wow, typing this made me realize I sound more like an asexual Automaton than an MG robutt.

Please guys, you're making me want to waifu a succubus

>>16924064
Yup, but it's fine anon, we're all different.

>>16924070
We can't convince a starving tick to drink our blood, much less influence your taste in women.

>>16924031
It's from Beast, He has a thing for succubi..

>>16924048
Nice guess but no, my sleep schedule's just fucked.

>>16924060
RP english when she's normal, but she slips into her dad's cockney when she either gets tired or drunk.

>>16924058
That's fucking hot anon. Succubi are actually worth while and the best part is that you work for it. Damn succcubi are more than just vanilla average rapists.

Although, I like Cheshires and holsts for their other features aswell. But I guarantee my mind would go blank seeing an arch succubus who loves me.

>>16924077
Aww for a second there I thought I had another britbong anon. No worries.

>cockney drunk demon

That sounds adorable. Although it probably sounds weird having that try to seduce you.

>>16924079
What would your Succubus look like after decades on decades of slowly changing as she turns into an Arch succubus? How would her body match your perfect fetish ideal?

>>16924091
Definitely hourglass with a nice plump butt and large breasts. Really just like that anon said.

>>16923489
>Have to give her horn rubs every night similarly to how you'd massage a growing loli's breasts.
>It feels so good her mouth is often left slack and drooling.
>End up making it a nightly thing where you use her horns like handlebars and rub them gently while she deepthroats you
Hot. Kind of wish my waifu had horns. Maybe she can make wight ghost horns for this scenario. And Wight ghost wings for wing hugs.

>>16924109
That sounds fucking lewd anon. I want it. And I love my waifu's everything, but having horns and handlebars would be great, they'd have so many uses from gentle rubbing to grabbing and making her deepthroat me.

There's gotta be some sort of potion for this out there, right?

>>16924096
Would you have a serious dilemma when you come in your room and she's laid sprawled out on the bed in nothing but lacy negligee, telling you you can start anywhere you like, and subsequently being unable to choose because its all just so damn good?

>>16924117
>There's gotta be some sort of potion for this out there, right?
Godspeed anon. I'm just going to hedcanon that my elf-wight can materialize etherial monstrous aspects, be it claws to rend souls, wings to carry us both aloft, or horns to make giving head that much better.

i can't think of any functional reason for her to materialize an etherial tail though.

>>16924126
This a dilemma with all MGs, but a girl so perfect as arch succubus. I think it would take a good few minutes and a whiteboard so I can weigh up everything.

>>16924136
You know that actually sounds pretty good and makes a lot of sense. Wights being able to do that.

Although considering they're ghost aspects, when you grab those horns, they're going to send jolts of pleasure through your body like a pair of electrodes. It'll be just as pleasurable for you as it is for her.

Lucky elf-wight man. Do everything with her, anon! So many possibilities!

>>16924085
Anon, I think you underestimate how rock fucking solid accents get my boner.
It doesn't help that she's a cuddlebug drunk and my lap is her favorite seat.

>>16924137
>Wheel out a whiteboard as she giggles into the back of her hand, laying on her front with her hug breasts pillowing out and lazily kicking her feet up and down as she watches you weigh your options
>Tell her you need further observation and she giggles some more, standing up and lewdly gyrating her body, turning it slowly in a full circle, giving you an enticing show
>Suppressing a raging hard on, take out a measure line and size up her various sexy parts as she rolls her eyes and temptingly brushes her fingers against your cheek as you do so, whispering how horny she is and how she can't wait much longer to have your dick in her wherever you choose
>When she's finally done torturing you, she simply magics off all your clothes in an instant and sultrily walks back into bed, spreading herself out yet again and beckoning you forward with a finger, saying its best if you just figure it out as you go
A best.

>>16924011
yanfox a cute. A CUTE

Reminder that if you want a /fit/ powerful Succubus, all you have to do is spike paladin-chan's drink with some Succubus essence
It goes without saying that you'll have to take full responsibility for it

>>16924151
Anon you need to stop being I'm getting diamonds beyond the actual strength of diamonds. Fuck I really want a succubus now.

>>16924156
Bah, Paladin-chan this, Paladin-chan that. I'd rather have Assassin-chan who's already on board with some kinky stuff to take the next logical step into monsterdom.

>>16924140
Also I just realized the functional purpose behind an ethereal ghost-tail. What else will I pull when I fuck her from behind?

>>16924169
Assassin-chan don't turn into a succubus tho. She turns into a Kunoichi. Which is amazing.

>>16924171
That is a good purpose now I think about it, roughing it up and pulling something while you rough pound from behind is hot.

>spoiler

You could always pull on a set of magic gem anal beads

>>16924179
Those would just pull out though.

>>16924186
Good point, maybe the tail is best to pull on. I'd pull on my waifu's tail a bit.

>>16924177
>She's totally into it and aggressively rapes you from the shadows whenever possible
>Frankly, the girl was a fiend before too, so the only thing that really changed was the frequency and ability
>Body thick and lewd as can be, pussy can vice milk you like it were master designed for it, she's quickly gaining great mastery of her tail and of shadow magics for lewdness
>She IS, however, concerned about her extensive (very extensive) dagger collection
>Wants you to look into seeing if they can be converted to Demon Realm silver
>You know if you do she's just going to use them all on you in kinky 'violent' sex
>The scariest part is you're starting to think you want that

What is it that makes ギャルs so appealing?

>>16924225
They're from the same planet as men.

>>16924205
>You know if you do she's just going to use them all on you in kinky 'violent' sex
Why do I get the feeling that she would wait for you to go to bed sneak up on you and "cut" your throat and then fuck you.

>>16924177
Kunoichis are too lewd
They can teleport behind you at any time and give you a surprise kiss on the neck, no one can survive that

>>16924234
Oh dear lord that would scare the living shit out of me.
I bet she like seeing me panic when she does that.

>>16924233
Because that's exactly what she'd do.
She'd even leave the demon silver knife lodged in your throat and plunge her tongue so far in your mouth she could actually lick the edge of it while mounting you.
Demon Silver weapons man. How do they work? Lewdly.
>>16924234
>>16924244
>Suddenly feel a presence with a rush of wind behind you
>A ghastly whisper reaches your ears
>"Taste... my kissu! Chu~"
>A quick peck on your neck and a girlish giggle, then of course when you turn to look there's no one there
Damn ninjas.

>>16924233
>Eviscerates your throat with double DS daggers, red spirit energy splattering everywhere
>Dips her hands in it and runs it along her face and upper body as she cowgirls you
Hello boner.