/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Alice or Will

goatse and DESU

>>1691353
Can I marry your daughter?

You mean in some crazy bizarro dimension where I procreate and have a daughter?

Probably Catherine, it's one of my favorite names.

You expected something weeaboo? Sorry to disappoint.

I won't have a daughter.

But when I get a cat, I'll name it Len.

Jenova

Alice or Marina

>>1691373
A cat is fine too...

Whoah now let's not get too far ahead of ourselves here. I have to lose my virginity first.

>>1691373
>But when I get a cat, I'll name it Chen
Fixed it for ya.

Eirin. Not only is it a different name but its so similar to "Erin" no one will give a shit that its a "wierd" name.

>>1691393
I'd name it Orin

>>1691401
fag

Considering the recent laws against strange names, probably Aria or Elìa.

Eirin, as in the kanji for my daughter.

>>1691393
>>1691409
My cat will be infinitely more moe than yours.

>>1691436
I dont think so ...

>>1691436
>>1691448
OP here. I didn't ask about cats.

I'm gonna name my daughter Konata, and it won't be too weird because her mother will be Japanese, and we will live in Japan.

>>1691461
Cats are the closest most people here will get, leave them be.

The kanji for Yuka doesn't sound bad in Mandarin, furthermore, youkai moe~

>What are you going to name your daughters /jp/?
THAT'D REQUIRE ANONYMOUS TO MARRY SOMEONE.

meh.

Marina

If for some reason my wife ends up being Japanese or a huge weaboo who wants to give our child a japanese name at all costs, then I'll have the perfect excuse to name her Akiha.

I'd raise her the best I could, and influence her so she keeps her hair long and uses a white headband on it.

Does /jp/ think it's possible to raise a child with the propper manners of a high-society lady in the current middle-class environment?

I'd like to name my daughter Mai. Has nice meanings in both Japanese and Vietnamese. Seeing as I'm Asian, this won't seem to be a strange name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAI

>>1691511
No. She'll end up a slut just like the rest of them.

>>1691521
The sad truth.

>>1691511
you have to raise her in a desert island if you want her to be a good ojou-sama, not a slut/bitch/whore

>>1691373
I know a girl named Ren, which reminded me of Len. But thats off topic.
I would name my daughter Katourah or Lienne. Since I am white, my biological children would also be white, and it would look strange for a white girl to have a Japanese sounding name.

I think it's obvious /jp/ needs to purchase an isolated island so we can begin a loli indoctrination program.

Alice and Marisa, they're common names around here.

Jade(i'll let you guess why,it's not hard anyway) or Alice

>>1691592
Because "Suiseiseki" would be too obviously weeaboo.

Same way I name my hard drives

Eiko will probably be my first-born's name

>>1691647
You'll name her Local Disc?

>>1691650
>Disk
fix'd

Local Disk is a nice name, don't you think?

夏黑雪

>>1691654
FF girls?

what would you actually do, if you get boy instead of girl?

>>1691674
Raise him to be a trap.

>>1691674
I'll raise him like a girl.
If he ever asks about penises, I'll just say he's a futa.

>>1691674

Elendie

>>1691773
or Isabel/Isabella

Elbereth.

>>1691680
>>1691690
>>1691686
i feel like in /d/

>>1691415
There's a law against strange names? What?

Fine, I'm naming my kid John out of spite for that law!

>>1691686

Molly and Holly if I have twins.

Elaine. Anna and Bella if I have twins.

Jesus.

>>1691846
>>There's a law against strange names? What?

Welcome to the real world, where people don't think calling your kid Xxghxgxghxgx99889xnxh is as funny as you do.

i'm naming my kid sage. male or female. i'll force them into doing sports, give them countless steroids and body enhancers, and then i'll be on the stands and i'll yell "SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS" because they will just be so overpowered they could win the game entirely by theirself alone.

Rosette, or Rosa.

What? ;_;

Surprised nobody's used xkcd's dumb joke here.

>>1691907
Well, I'm just curious as to what they consider a strange name. It should be common sense not to name your kid something like Xixxumjarfuc, but will they take names that are out of the norm but ARE names?

>>1691959
xkcD

BK201

I've always liked the names Kozue and Eiko, myself.

I will call her sakuya and i will buy her lots of knives love her so much

Magic Amanda Anonymous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlA8Rw0QWVM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5W2Vr6HU7s

>>1691973

The specifics depend on the nation of course. But most countries whose inhabitants wear shoes have some kind of law to prevent people from naming their kids whatever stupid thing they like.

I think that the usual standard is that you're allowed to use names that have already been given in that country before, plus slight variations of them.

I want 2 daughters so Beatrice and Alice

pollyanna

or separate them if i have twins

im such a mother fan ;_;

Interesting thing I just learned. After the Meiji restoration, when Japan was being modernized, most people (the poor ones) had no last names, but the government requiered everyone to have one, so to make it a simple process they let everyone make up a last name, whatever they wanted. So that's why modern Japan has so many last names (i think there are over 100,000 or 200,000 orsomething).

>>1692189
Bullshit. If Sarah Palin is allowed to name her kids 'Track' and 'Trig', and celebrities are allowed to name their kids 'Apple' and 'Canyon', then I can name a daughter Remilia.

I plan on something like Adelaide, or Saya

>>1692248
Homunculi Beato is moe

I think I will name her ... Casey

Akikonomu would be a nice name, but there's no way the waifu will agree.

>>1692275

Remilia sounds more like a name than APPLE and CANYON and MOXIE CRIMEFIGHTER and PILOT INSPEKTOR.

Fuck you Gwyneth Paltrow, whoever named their kid Canyon, Penn Gi- nah, Penn is still awesome.

Also, fuck you Jason Lee.

I like the name Micah for a girl.

>>1692343
Micah is a boy's name

You may as well call her Steve

To anon's who want to raise a proper young lady: It's a noble task, but not an easy one. I believe too many parents today are afraid of influencing their children too much, as they're told that their children should learn to think on their own. Good thought, but the problem is that they learn to think like the media and the society tells them too. Marketers are very influential, and they aren't interested in making your daughter a proper young lady, they're interested in making your daughter the kind of person to waste her pocket money on whatever shit they're selling. Marketing is most likely the root of all evil in today's society, and a setback to the ideals of a more intelligent and free society as a whole. This is why people say TV rots your mind, not because it provides too much entertainment, but because of the shit I just told you. Akiha didn't watch TV, and neither should your daughter. Instead, let her play outside, read and watch movies or series you've bought or downloaded. Oh, and try to avoid public schools if you can. They're another cancer of society.

>>1692264
Same reason for why there are some many Yamadas

>>1691911
First I thought you'd say something about making them an wise old man, then with the steroids I thought you'd raise them into Sageman. But your joke was okay too.

>>1692366
Will do.

>>1692372
Why, because 山田 is easy to write?

boy - Kanon
girl - Leona

>>1692366
This.

>>1692366
This. Media is the cancer that killed society.

Elesia

but if cruel fate gives me a son? Michael

>>1692366
But then the only option for education would be home schooling.

Indeed, raising a proper young lady in today's environment is a difficult task.

>>1691686
>>1691851

Over the weekend while in a conversation with my brother and father my brother tells me that a friend of his went on a mormon mission to Samoa and saw someone that looked like a boy but he was wearing women's clothes. Come to find out that in Samoa if a child is born and you expected a girl if it turns out to be a boy you simply raise him as a girl anyway.

My father tells me that native Americans had a similar practice where if a child didn't appear that he wanted to be a warrior they would simply put him with the girls and raise him as a squaw.

Interesting stories. Wonder if anyone can confirm

If my child was a boy, I would name him Shirou. Then I'd abuse him like a red-headed stepchild.

Shiki.

Regardless gender.

>>1692520
>>I'd abuse him like a red-headed stepchild.

Haha. I see what you did there, Anon.

Lilith.

Son: Virgil.
Daughter: I'll let my waifu get the decision for a girl, but I guess Lenna.

For my first daughter, I'm going to name her "Primula"
(Latin for "first")

For my first son, I'm going to name him "Hajime"

Arianna
Sayuri
Yvette

i ONLY want daughters

Ive always liked the names Karen and Sara.

BUT IF I HAVE A BOY, IM NAMING HIM TANK AND IM MAKING HIM A MAN.

I'm going to name mine Shotgami and teach her how to kill furries with a gun at age 8. I live in Sacramento,CA

>>1692366
ahahahaha, this is exactly how anon wasn't raised, and looked where we all ended up.

As much as we know how wrongly we were raised, unfortunately the way your parents handled you, you are likely to raise your own kids the same way.

>>1694101
I've chosen never to raise children for this reason, outside any practical likely hood that I'd get the chance to. I've chosen not to physically reproduce because of a history of diabetes, cancer, and manic depression on both sides of my family. Evolution has created in me something capable of making this choice, so I guess it has a good pruning mechanism. On the plus side, I have an outsider's perspective on a lot of things, so I can give pretty good advice.

I'd like to ruin my child's life before its started, assuming I have one, as thus a boy would be called Sunshine and a girl would use an RNG and a list of names of Touhous.

>>1695318
I've chosen never to reproduce because I don't want to contribute to the world's exponentially increasing population and the detrimental effects it continues to have on the quality of living for the majority of the human race. I think it's stupid to bring harm to others just to satisfy some biological urge encoded in my genes.

Of course with my lifestyle I don't have to worry about having sex at all, let alone having kids. Sometimes I think I would make an awesome parent, but overall I have no interest in raising children.

>>1691511
>Marina

I knew a girl with that name. We were in the same middle-class environment, yet she was always above everyone in terms of manners and ethics.

She's the reason I don't believe any of you when you start ranting about how every woman is a pompous slut.

Lina or Alice.

Mary

>>1695396
And before you ask...

No, I never asked her out. She wasn't the type to go out on dates, and besides, she was too good for a failure like me.

No, if by some strange twist of events I end up raising a baby girl, I will not give her that name. In all honesty, I think giving your kids the name of someone you knew is like wishing for a copy of that person. I wouldn't like that.

Mary, for various reasons (Mary Shelley and delicious Kitty-chan, among others).

>>1694101
Well, I was raised with some TV influence, but it was a lot less that most of my contemporary generation.
The greatest obstacle to producing a proper lady in the current society would be other children. Discussing TV shows and the like would certainly produce curiosity on my daughter.

It would be quite difficult to produce the perfect conditions to raise a well-behaved daughter, specially due to the lack of enough economic funds. But I'm certainly decided to become a good father, taking an active role on parenting.

I have actually thought about adopting a daughter when I become economically independent if there are no chances of finding a wife.

>>1695396
>She's the reason I don't believe any of you when you start ranting about how every woman is a pompous slut.
She just never told you how many times she'd fucked a stranger.

Remilia or Sophie

On the slim chance I'm ever in the position to raise a child, I'll probably adopt. There are many benefits to this, after all. First and foremost, I may not even need a wife, though this is unlikely, especially considering the field of work I want to go into. Other perks include not contributing to overpopulation, being able to get a daughter for sure, and the ability to get a cute daughter (something I couldn't promise if they were my biological children). Would definitely invest in a private school. An all girls school.

As for names? I kind of like "Alexis" and "Samantha".

Alice

>>1691353
Saya, and I'm going to raise her to be the best moe-blob/tentacle-monster ever (σ･∀･)σ

As >>1691511 said, I would name her Akiha.

Failing that, I think Ilya, or Alice or Kaorin are nice names.

>>1695532First and foremost, I may not even need a wife, though this is unlikely, especially considering the field of work I want to go into.
Not unlikely, impossible. Single males are not allowed to adopt. Ever.
They assume we're all pedophiles or something.

Marisa

Call it simple, but I'm a fan of the name Emily. Originally fell in love with it through the movie Amélie, simple story about a woman whose goal is to bring happiness to herself and those around her. I'd use that spelling, but I think it'd sound strange with my last name.

>>1693847
I rather like that name myself, but it's another one that could be complete and total fail with the wrong last name.

>>1695386
At the same time though, you have to consider the fact that while you have the intelligence to recognize the situation society faces and make an informed decision not to procreate, those who don't are likely not as capable as you. Thus, by not having children, you are contributing to the decay of the human gene pool.

>>1695505
One option to consider is careful monitoring of the programs your children watch. If we're agreed that the bigger concern with TV is not the actual programming, but the commercialism, it's not unheard of for parents to record the shows their children want to watch, edit out the commercials, and allow them to watch it the following day. Keeps them in the loop with their friends while avoiding the issue you're concerned with. Probably work up until middle school when she'll become interested in whatever the new 7th Heaven/Dawson's Creek it. Granted, that's a fair bit of work. Prolly easier just to hand the girl your CCS DVDs and tell her to have fun. Should keep her busy for a few months.

>>1695508
There were no rumors about her, but... perhaps. After all, I never asked her a question like that. I can't know for sure.

But if I'm to believe that people can't have two completely opposite faces, then her face in public was not one that said "I sleep around", and that was her real face.

>>1691415 recent laws against strange names
What law is that?

What exactly constitutes a "strange name"?

>>1695557
>At the same time though, you have to consider the fact that while you have the intelligence to recognize the situation society faces and make an informed decision not to procreate, those who don't are likely not as capable as you. Thus, by not having children, you are contributing to the decay of the human gene pool.
I'm not arrogant enough to think that my genes are better than anyone else's. I don't even know what standards would be used to determine one's worthiness to reproduce, and I don't think I would be able to objectively judge myself by such standards.

I have thought about having only one kid. Two people begetting one child would still help decrease the overall population, but I'm still not too keen on the idea. Luckily it's not really a problem I'll have to worry about anytime soon, if at all.

>>1695583
I haven't heard about any specific laws, but I remember a case in Japan where a couple was denied naming their son "Akuma." Also a New Zealand couple was not allowed to name their son "4Real," so they went with "Superman" instead.

>>1695583
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

>>1695557
>One option to consider is careful monitoring of the programs your children watch. If we're agreed that the bigger concern with TV is not the actual programming, but the commercialism, it's not unheard of for parents to record the shows their children want to watch, edit out the commercials, and allow them to watch it the following day. Keeps them in the loop with their friends while avoiding the issue you're concerned with. Probably work up until middle school when she'll become interested in whatever the new 7th Heaven/Dawson's Creek it. Granted, that's a fair bit of work. Prolly easier just to hand the girl your CCS DVDs and tell her to have fun. Should keep her busy for a few months.

Yes, the commercialism is a huge factor. But on the other hand, Dawson's Creek or the O.C are not shows I'd like her to watch. Preferably, I'd like to keep our home without a TV.

>>1695598
True. While genes may have some role in how one develops, the most important factor is the environment and personal experiences.

>>1695619
>Keeps them in the loop with their friends
"Hey guys, did you watch the latest episode of Magical Warriors, where this epic three-way fight happened?"
"Uh... no, my parents recorded that and I'm watching that tomorrow."
"Oh, then buzz off, loser, this talk is not for you."

>>1695641
"Hey guys, you were right! That fight was so awesome!"
"Yeah, we know. Now buzz off, we're talking about the next episode."

>>1695641
>>1695659
Therefore, It's obvious the only choice is homeschooling.

If only I had enough money to be able to homeschool my daughter Akiha ;_;

If I had a son i'd name him Dan.

Not Daniel or Danny.

Dan.
A REAL MANS NAME!

>>1695583
Nrvnsqr
Allelujah

>>1695793
Allelujah is a weird name?

>>1695583
I don't know the details, but it was on the news and it's basically about names that will really make life difficult for a person. Socially embarrassing, profane and unpronouncable would qualify as strange. Don't worry, your weeaboo waifus' names are still considered normal. Well, most of them are.

Nikki or Angelina

I think Faye or Fayden would be a good name.
If I had a son I'd be sorely tempted to name him Bob. Just Bob.

Adding myself to the Alice crew

I will name my son William Timothy.

My last name begins with an F.

Teach the little shit to have a sense of humor one way or another.

>>1695889
> Bob

Every time I read that name, I hear it in Rowan Atkinson's voice in Blackadder II, when he meets the reverse trap.
Can't take it seriously.

I'd have my last name changed to Kapuchµ so my daughter's name can me Moka

;_; so ronrey

sage for shit picture.
also sage for daughter. we'll never have a daughter.

>>1696168
Then I'll make it my duty to go outside and have one.

For the sake of all denizens of /jp/, I will have a daughter and name her Alice. I will raise her and ardently dedicate my time in educating her to become a real woman, not your average modern-day slut.

She will drink tea and wear a skirt. She will be cultured and well-versed in literature.
But most of all, she will know of you, /jp/, and how great of an inspiration you were in these dark times. In this day and age, where sluts roam free of consequences and sex has lost all its value, and where men with pure ideals like ours are looked down upon, she will know how to appreciate you.

You have my word.

>>1696236
might as well call her Akiha with that description

Will anon's daughter play any instrument? I'd probably let her sit on my lap while teaching her to play piano.

>>1696285
Sicko

>>1696285
Ah, but of course. I find it very elegant for a girl to play the piano.
And who better to trust with a little girl than a fellow anonymous of /jp/?

Now then, off to find a suitable mother.

>>1696305
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK

>>1696300
I meant my own daughter. Though I wouldn't mind giving out lessons to anyone who might trust me.

>Alice
>Alice
>Alice

Wat? How come you never see any Alice in real life then?

>>1696331
Because the people posting "Alice" in this thread are likely to remain virgins.

There was this girl in my class with a name that looked like someone pounded the keyboard randomly and inserted vowels to make it pronounciable and somewhat female:

Silahskradia

>>1696359
it was probably a normal name in her culture?

assuming she was foreign

>>1696363
She was definitely Asian and spoke Mandarin.

Do you even know how to pronounce Illyasviel?

>>1696390
EEL YAS VEAL

I'll give my girl a real name, one that holds a lot of meaning on this board.

Deloris.

I'll give my girl a real name, one that holds a lot of meaning on this board.

Dolores.

>>1699037
It's actually spelt Dolores.

I shall name my daughter Cookie.

i think i would name mine shanoa or esther

>>1699047

Wouldn't that mean more to /m/?

>>1701213
ಠ_ಠ

None of you are having offspring, so stop pretending.

>>1701213
Read Lolita.

Although I don't know why that anon would want his daughter to become a total slut who is pregnant and thoroughly used goods by 17.

>>1701304
Because he wants to do it himself.

>>1701213
This anime is now about giant fighting loli robots.

You've taught me something, OP: F/SN fanart is drawn better than the official art.

>>1696236
>>1696305
reporting in, seeing that this thread is still alive.

Day 1: Tried getting attention from a member of the opposite sex, to no avail. Even spoke to one, mid to late 20's, seemingly good genes, but she stared at me instead of replying to my greeting.
The only people who seemed to look my way were the two hookers hanging around the street corner near the McDonald's.
I won't give up though. I came ready to overcome such hardships.

And with that, Day 1 comes to an end.
Expect another report when progress has been made.

>>1696236
>where men with pure ideals like ours

You mean pure ideals like treating your daughter as a dress up doll and forcing her to confirm to you ideals(read: fetishes)?

>>1701304
Not to mention dead but then again every major character dies, so that shouldn't affect you much.

>>1701440
Our ideals of a cultured, civilized and refined lady as being pure may seem biased at first glance, but when you witness, as I'm sure you have, today's sorry excuse for a woman (read: slut), then surely you would agree on what is more "pure."
If you call that forcing her to conform to our authority, then so be it. It's much better than to have the child conform to today's societal norm and media brainwashing.

>>1701440
Because letting your daughter become the mainstream media dress-up doll and stuffing her brain with banal and consumism-driven ideals is a much better course of action?

why the fuck is this shit still up?

>>1696236
That may work until she hits the rebellious stage. Parent influence is pretty much cut off at that point.

My waifu's mother or whatever

>>1701490
The parent's influence, maybe, but the influence she would receive from her education during her more innocent years would hopefully have been enough to prevent her corruption.

midori, and if a boy, miyavi.

i wish my name was cool.

>>1701440
Is Victoriana a fetish? Neil Stephenson--though he presumably didn't believe the idea himself--put the bug in my brain a long time ago that the ideals of Victorian England represented the apex of Western culture in innumerable ways. I've never been quite able to kick the idea.

PATRICIA STEWART

I WILL MAKE HER DRINK EARL GREY UNTIL SHE LIKES IT

>>1701529

And teach her the Cambridge English style of speaking?

>>1701534

But of course.

>>1701528
>the ideals of Victorian England represented the apex of Western culture in innumerable ways.

>>1701528
Snow Crash is the only book of his that I've read, but it's also one of my favorites. Should I pick up his other stuff?

>>1701557
If you like Snow Crash, you'd probably also like The Diamond Age. I'm not familiar with his more recent "literary" stuff.

>>1701573
Thanks, I'll check it out.

Goodnight /jp/, much love to you.

>>1701634
I love you too.

>>1695793
I'd totally do this, and then make sure everyone pronounced it Throatwarbler Mangrove.

Natsuyume