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Comfy Cats are the best cats, discuss.

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>> No.16892048

Maids are olev

>> No.16892049

Grape snakes are olev!

>> No.16892050

Queen Bee's loyal pumping dickthrone!

>> No.16892057

>>16892048
>>16892049
I tried, but I couldn't. I told you to not fuck me on this captcha.

>> No.16892060

>>16892048
Your love for maids is seriously admirable

>> No.16892063

Outsmugging smug lolis and showing them their place.

>> No.16892066

Cute doggies get pats!

>> No.16892068

>>16892050
Be sure to name your brood after the Marx Brothers

>>16892060
Simple chicken feed. No less grand than any other love for whoever makes your heart race.

>> No.16892073

>>16891905
I'd sign up for that aswell, damn does it sound like a lewd heaven. Would be even better for me if she injected me with a venom that made me her obedient king who listened to every single command.

>> No.16892079

I want a gyaru anubis.

>> No.16892092

>>16892079
Do you want her to smugly tell you she'll suck your dick for 5000 yen only to suddenly get flustered when you do it?
Turns out she's never done it before.

>> No.16892094

>>16892063
I don't know why I like this so much. I love the idea of my waifu in a loli body feeding me a raging mushroom and then loving it as I show her where she belongs. That being me hunched over her and marking her butt hole while I inhale the scent of her hair. Consensual drugged up dom is the best dom.

>> No.16892099

>>16892092
>Cutesy pure gyaru
I want to see her getting bullied by real ones.

>> No.16892113

>>16892094
Well, you almost got it. I'm not talking about it being consensual, I'm talking about lolis being smug and trying to rape you, but you beat them instead and fuck the wrong hole while not taking responsibility.

>> No.16892126

>>16892073
Exactly.
Would she have a posh British accent when she called her king a naughty boy as she stung him to pump faster during a busy day?
What would happen when the day's duties are over and it's just you and her alone in the royal chambers?

>> No.16892127

>>16892099
Wouldn't you rather see her cute face after she takes your load down her throat for the first time?
The way her eyes get wide as her cheeks bulge and her lips tighten?
The way you can tell she's swallowing your cum?
The way she starts breathing heavily after she pulls off your dick with a lewd wet pop?
The fact that next time she'll offer her "services" to you at a discount even though you're the only one she ever does this with?

>> No.16892130

Daughteru dickers are good people.

>> No.16892134

>>16892046
Cheshire's need more facesitting content.

>> No.16892137

>>16892130
Don't you fucking start this again shitstain.

>> No.16892138

>>16892113
What about dom lolis who dominate you by tying you up, putting a raging mushroom in your mouth while you kiss her, then having her untie you quickly and then raise her ass in the air for you while she waits for it to take affect?

That's like her raping you and then having the tables turned? I guess I'm just shoehorning my own fantasy into what you were trying to discuss. Sorry.

>> No.16892141

>>16892127
Nope, would rather see her getting bullied. Bonus points if they are delinquents that force corruption into her.

>> No.16892148

>>16892126
>Would she have a posh British accent when she called her king a naughty boy as she stung him to pump faster during a busy day?

Oh yes, royalty ara ara.

>spoiler

It's time to grow the colony in all kinds of positions. I hope the worker bees don't get disturbed by all the banging.

>> No.16892156

>>16892130
truth.

>> No.16892160

Buttsluts are olev

>> No.16892162

>>16892160
Now this is an idea I can GET BEHIND

>> No.16892164

>>16892138
You are shoehorning way too hard. That's some next level bullshit right there, anon and I'll praise you for it.

How about tying a dom loli up and having her make promisses of revenge right before you start adding pleasures runes on her body and begin the torture section?

>> No.16892166

>>16892141
So you'd want them to force her to wear tiger print underwar, leopard print miniskirts and jewelry with fake fingernails?
Would you want them to force her to service you for free? Just imagine that pure gyaru girl done up in makeup and clothes being forced to take load after load by a big Dragon Gyaru until she's a slave to the feeling of your dick.
And then she'll give her cute kouhai her virginity.
Or senpai depending on your preference.

>> No.16892174

>>16892160
I know this is very specific, but what hairstyle(s) would buttslut monstegirls have?

>> No.16892176

>>16892164
>How about tying a dom loli up and having her make promisses of revenge right before you start adding pleasures runes on her body and begin the torture section?

That's some good right there. Would you break her until she was begging for more or until she became your little breeding slut or would you let her have the revenge sex she wants?

>> No.16892179

>>16892174
Long braids and/or Hime cuts.

>> No.16892186

>>16892174
Probably ponytails, pigtails, or any other hairstyle that can be easily gripped from behind.

>> No.16892187

>>16892174
Sex hair

>> No.16892189

>>16892174
long himecut

>> No.16892196
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16892196

Would you approach the popular monster girls clique in MGC High?

>> No.16892197

>>16892174
>>16892179
>>16892189
One of the few things in these threads I can agree and attest to.

>> No.16892204

>>16892166
The clothes doesn't matter as long as they are slutty. Also that sounds good enough to me, I would get to fuck her butt all I wanted and make her lust so much for thr cock. After my duty is fulfilled she can go on with her gyaru life and I go on with mine.

>> No.16892209

>>16892196
I'd only approach the several species i'm attracted to, wherever they lied in the social circle.

>> No.16892212

>>16892196
I'd try my best. But it would be very nerve racking.

>> No.16892218

>>16892204
You're taking responsibility for that buttslut anubis anon. Yours is the only dick she wants.

>> No.16892220

>>16892176
Begging for more of course. Even the slightest touch would send her orgasming and then I would start bullying her a bit. Putting smug lolis down would be such a great thing that I would make a harem out of them.

>> No.16892225

>>16892196
That's suicide, better stay in the library it usually has easy to hide in corners and defendable chokepoints.

>> No.16892228

>>16892218
Oh anon, if I wanted an anubis girlfriend I would've tried to chatting it up and dating one. I was only in for the quick sex and the corruption.

>> No.16892229

>>16892212
How would you react if the Kitsune queen bee of your class saw you attempt to approach her, and kicked you down so she could crouch down, caress your face and call you cute?
Would you bow to the whims of that yakuza ojou anon? She clearly likes you.

>> No.16892235

>>16892228
You realize those delinquent girls aren't going to let you walk away, right?
You've got an anubis girlfriend now no matter how much mindbreak it takes to get you to accept it scumbag.

>> No.16892245

>>16892148
>Last appointment of the day bows and leaves the throne room, and the guards close the door behind them leaving the queen and her throne/king alone
>she slumps back, cooing as her husband gives her hefty breasts a deep, skindenting squeeze, lazily swaying her hips side to side, her womb absolutely gorged with cum from the long day of riding him
>lazily pecks at the surface of his skin with her stinger and rubs the back of all four of her hands against his face and neck, letting herself be soothed by the sensation of his groping hands and the feeling of his sweaty chest brushing up against her abdomen
>"It's all so tiresome, love. So much busywork just to make sure the colony is happy."
>she's about to stand up, but her husband suddenly grabs her hips and forces her down, emptying yet another huge load into her womb, drawing out a sharp gasp and moan from the already filled queen
>"Ohh! Ohohoho... but it seems I spoke too soon!"
>turns to face her husband, who has a fresh sting wound on his spirit energy right in the middle of his chest and has a look of near lifeless lust in his eyes as his hips start pumping with renewed vigor
>"Hmhmhm... Perhaps I'm not quite as tired as I thought I was..."
>The final guards of the night see her standing up, still lodged with him inside her, and walking him back to the massive royal bed, and prepare for a night of hearing constant moans and creaking

>> No.16892247

>>16892229
Yes, yes I damn would. A girl like that is perfect.

>> No.16892252

>>16892235
Sheesh I thought they would let me fuck her for free. Fine, I would pay them some good cash.
And now that my debt is over, good luck to the gyaru anubutt in her new life.

>> No.16892255

>>16892220
Fucking a loli like an animal until she submits is my fantasy. Especially if she's smug and dominant. Although I'm a huge fan of revenge domination and punishment.

>> No.16892257

>>16892247
How would you react when she drags you off to an isolated room, pins you down and pulls off her shirt, revealing her Mofu Yakuza tattoos?
Would you feel honored that the local Okaa-san's beautiful four tailed daughter wants your dick in her massive ass?

>> No.16892260

Anyone knows where I can find the scans of the updated art of old profiles? Can someone upload the Minotaur please?

>> No.16892264

>>16892255
So am I, just not with lolis. If it's a normal girl I would gladly tease her about domination until she raped me.

Normal lolis are for hugs, smug ones are for breaking.

>> No.16892266

>>16892245
Queen bee is the lewdest in the hive. She likes to remind the that bees of that.

>> No.16892268

>>16892252
Anon I don't think you understand the situation here. She's yours now and you're hers.
If they have to bring in the flayer, they will.

>> No.16892274

>>16892257
Anon it would be really scary. What if the leader didn't approve and wanted to kill me? Still I'd be in heaven with that mofu and her pussy while she rides me

>> No.16892278

>>16892225
Are you going for the fabled virgin highschool graduate achievement?

>> No.16892285

>>16892264
Genuine lolis aren't my cup of tea, they're for hugs aswell. It's just the body I'm into so I prefer it when it's a mature older girl with a loli body.

>> No.16892288

lolis are for pure cuddles and pats, no degenerate domination allowed.

>> No.16892289

>>16892196
I have been bullied so much by the popular social clique of 3DPD women in my school that I would stay the fuck away from it. I would avoid them everywhere, last thing I need to know is monster girls laughing at me and pretty much telling me In a loser that no woman will ever want to have sex with. I would likely slit my wrists very easily in that scenario.

>> No.16892290

>>16892274
Oh you don't get to use her pussy anon, not yet.
She'll even blush and remark that that's for whsen you're married. Don't worry though,
that'll be really soon.

And don't worry about her mother's approval. She's been stalking you for years waiting for you to make the first move.

>> No.16892291

>>16892268
That would be great. Newcomer anubi got too addicted to a client and now she doesn't want to let go. I bet the flayer would eat her memories nicely.
But I guess I could stay with her if she paid me.

>> No.16892295

>>16892278
Nah, it's just an elaborate hunter/prey setup so I look more desirable to certain types of monster girls.

>> No.16892297

I've been gone for a whole year from this general.

Are kikimoras still olev?

>> No.16892298

>>16892291
I don't think you understand who the flayer's for anon.
You don't get to pump and dump a monstergirl.

>> No.16892301

>>16892266
Do you think she makes a show of parading her husband around for all of them to see, and at random points snapping her fingers for him to rapidly pump in her on command?

>> No.16892303

>>16892049
Cows are olev

>> No.16892304

>>16892297
Maids are olev in general.

>> No.16892305

>>16892288
Agreed. That's why she'd be the one to imitate the domination and I'd never do it on a genuine loli. It's a rare occasion thing. Most of the time she's lolidomming me.

>> No.16892312

>>16892297
Apparently now they just are fagots.

>> No.16892314

>>16892266
>uppity worker bee thinks she's the lewdest and boasts about it one day
>later she's in the throne room by personal request, watching as her queen merrily scoops up globs of cum from multiple handjobs her husband blew all over her, shoveling it into her mouth and rubbing it into her skin as she nonchalantly makes small talk with the worker bee
Don't test the Queen if you don't wanna get shown up.

>> No.16892315

>>16892290
That's really cute and it's a good thing she's saving our purity until marriage. Would be pretty quick this all happening, but how am I supposed to say no? Of course I can't because then I'd be in trouble. Serious trouble.

>> No.16892319
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>>16892289
They're going to bully the shit out of you with their wet, sloppy vaginas.

>> No.16892320

>>16892288
That's just, like, your opinion, anon.

>> No.16892321

>>16892301
I guarantee it.

>>16892314
That's enough to make even the worker blush. Very true though, don't test the queen bee. She's queen for a reason.

>> No.16892324

>>16892319
>wet, sloppy vaginas.
eeew

>> No.16892334

>>16892315
You don't have to worry anon, there's no way you'd be able to say no to such a cute sexy girl begging you to marry her while riding you with your dick in her ass.
Just imagine it anon, her soft tits, her plump things, her massive ass all yours for the fucking on the honeymoon.
There's just the matter of getting a tattoo to mark you as her husband, and even that won't hurt since it's an application of demonic energy instead of ink and a needle.
The Okaa-san will take you into a corner somewhere and look you dead in the eye before telling you that she wants grandbabies though.

>> No.16892335

>>16892324
They're all going to slime your dick every period and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. They're going to rotate so one gets to skip class and rape you for a couple of hours before switching it up.

>> No.16892344

>>16892324
You won't think that when they're squeezing your dick dry.

>> No.16892357

>>16892321
>Queen Bee makes it a habit of bathing in her King's cum every morning before the start of business
We have a word for these people. We call em freaks. I suppose as royalty she can afford all the manticore venom she needs, right? Or is honey enough to keep her cumpump from running dry?

>> No.16892363

>>16892324
Slutty, popular girls don't have the sort of neat beautiful genitals that nerds do.

>> No.16892366

>>16892334
I'm liking this, I'm liking this. Now I want to find a girl like this and see if I catch her interest. I wouldn't mind being marked by her and that Okaa-San doesn't have to worry one bit, I'm going to give her all the grand daughterus.

>> No.16892373

>>16892363
Anon, I don't know if you know this but vaginas tend to get wet and sloppy when they're aroused.
It's kind of necessary.

>> No.16892381

>>16892298
I get to pump and dump sluts. Plus, it's not that bad since I only fucked her in the ass, she can go give her virginity to whoever she wants. If she wants to stay with me then she better show the money, if not then I'll just use her once in a while to relieve stress.

>> No.16892383
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16892383

He who stands with me shall be my brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARqS24R4d_8

If MGE World ever melds into ours you'd join me on the patrols yes?

You need not smite the corrupters or chaos beasts but it certainly would be appreciated, as they do nothing other than further evil.

>> No.16892386

>>16892381
Disgusting

>> No.16892387

>>16892366
On your honeymoon she'd use her tails to secure herself so you can fuck her in a carry position without worrying about dropping her.
And then she'd kiss you deeply as her long tongue wraps around yours in a sloppy desperate kiss while you pound her pussy from below.

>> No.16892390

>>16892373
Only sluts are aroused all day every day.

>> No.16892394

>>16892357
Royal jelly allows her to bathe in his cum.

>> No.16892395

>>16892381
You're scum among men anon. Get leprosy and lose your dick.

>>16892383
Go shove your sword up your ass.

>> No.16892400

>>16892383
Smiting chaos is against the law in the current year. You're just a mad man who's going to get himself arrested.

>> No.16892402

>>16892390
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but the only reason they'd be aroused all day every day is if they were raping you 24/7.

>> No.16892403

>>16892383
I'd join you, and then sell you out to the monsters. I hope you like your new wife anon.

>> No.16892404

>>16892387
That's lewd! Is this Yakuza like the mofu mafia then?

Long tongue kissing is my fetish

>> No.16892411

>>16892395
Don't need to worry about me, anon. Mamono mana would keep me safe.

>> No.16892416

>>16892394
Fuck that's lewd. And wonderful.
I bet she scrubs it in too and claims it helps keep her skin looking young.

>> No.16892421

>>16892404
It is the Mofu Yakuza yes.
The only Monstergirl Mafia is the Undead Mafia.

>>16892411
The only thing it'll do to you is make you an Alp anon. Go get mindbroken by a faceless old man.

>> No.16892423

>>16892381
Ain't nothin wrong with that. Variety is the spice of life.

>> No.16892425

>>16892416
That's something all MGs will get you to believe.

>> No.16892435

>>16892421
Now you're just being dumb. How am I going to Alp when I'm fucking fucking a girl and enjoying it? People who dress up as girls and get dommed by their waifus have more chances to alp than me.

>> No.16892437

The Sabbath is a bunch of sluts!

>> No.16892441

>>16892435
It's called Karma.

>> No.16892454

>>16892416
>Husband blindfolded, gagged and suspended a bit in the air, bloated dick oozing excessive cum over his Queen Bee wife's head as she lounges in a tub filled with it
>one hand gently massaging his balls, another rubbing her breast, another scooping up mouthfuls and the other fingering herself underneath
>kicks a leg up in the air and watches as it all slowly slides off of it before she 'washes' it and rubs it in
>making constant chatter to her husband about how she's been thinking about growing the hive more lately and how she feels they should increase worker bee production like back when they were first married
>all while he's moaning in agonized pleasure at her fingers ministrations
>she giggles and dips her head under, content at his answer of obvious approval

>> No.16892456

>>16892441
Karma doesn't alp people.

>> No.16892458

>>16892319
Will they take responsibility?

>> No.16892463

>>16892454
That's probably the comfiest, lewdest thing I've ever read in here anon, and that's saying a lot.

>> No.16892466

>>16892456
Eros doesn't take kindly to people like you.
If you don't get alped you'll still likely get cursed with eternal whiskey dick and impotence.

>> No.16892468

>>16892458
No. I'm the one being raped, if they get themselves pregnant, it's them that has to take responsibility.

>> No.16892474

>>16892468
Anon, look closer at the post.

>> No.16892482

>>16892383
Take a hint and fuck off with your paladin roleplay faggotry.

>> No.16892490

>>16892466
I'm not going to stay with someone that I don't like. They wanted to make her a slut and they did it, I can fuck her here and there and it's fine if I'm her favorite client but I'm not going to date her.

>> No.16892493

>>16892474
Oh.

How would multiple girls take responsibility anyway? If it was just one girl raping me, I could see her marrying me, but with half a dozen of them...

>> No.16892502

>>16892493
They'll all marry you anon. They're like sisters, they do everything together.
You'll even get to experience all of them at once during the honeymoon.

>> No.16892509
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16892509

“When I’m sick I hug even more people to spread it around!”

>> No.16892512

>>16892502
What if having a child turned one of them yandere and she started lusting for revenge against her friends who "NTR'd" her by also raping me?

>> No.16892521

>>16892512
That wouldn't happen. Their demonic energy has mingled so much from them all raping you that their bond is unbreakable.
If anything she'd just get jealous and try to get pregnant with twins in order to one-up her friends.

>> No.16892526

>>16892509
>[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

>> No.16892534
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16892534

Anyone have the version of this image with the veil?

>> No.16892535

>>16892521
How boring. It'd be much more interesting if she started stalking and killing her former friends and apologizing to me again and again for plotting my gangrape and begging for forgiveness. Once she was done she'd tell me she'd kill herself too, if I wouldn't forgive her.

>> No.16892537

>>16892509
Yetis don't do that. Stop these fucking lies.

>> No.16892541

>>16892454
It sounds degenerate but fucking hell is it lewd. I want to try that.

>> No.16892548

>>16892509
>yeti accidentally spreads a virus that kills all human males

>> No.16892554

>>16892490
Feels good knowing canonically anons like this would just get broken into liking her and wanting her.

>> No.16892556

>>16892535
Anon, you've got a problem in your brain.

>> No.16892560

>>16892534
It's in the archives, so yes. >>16890146

>> No.16892562

>>16892554
If we were talking about canon then I would just fuck her once or twice to not get addicted or not fuck her at all.

>> No.16892563

>>16892537
>terrible person poster is actually another monster species threatened by their popularity amongst cuddlesluts.

>> No.16892565

>>16892560
Thanks!

>> No.16892584

>>16892563
>Monstergirls spread slander of their competitors instead of improving themselves
Way to be 3DPD.

>> No.16892585

>>16892534
>lines resembling tears
>bashfulness
>exposed garter
>leg stockings

Don't know what's getting me more.

>> No.16892591

>>16892556
It's not a problem to love insane yanderes.

Of course I'd forgive her, but only if she stayed with me forever to nurse the damage she did to me.

>> No.16892592

>>16892585
You better marry that girl on the spot. She looks adorable.

>> No.16892594

>>16892565
You're welcome anon.

>> No.16892597

>>16892584
Do monster girls even need to improve themselves? They're pretty much naturally perfect.

>> No.16892610

>>16892288
Lolis are for domination as long as it isn't degenerate.

>> No.16892615

>>16892610
Lolis are for lolidom.

>> No.16892616

>>16892610
That's like wanting water without it being wet, that's just dumb.

>> No.16892617

>>16892610
Agreed.

>>16892285
Also, I know that you would fuck your waifu if she was a genuine loli. Don't try to run away from me.

>> No.16892629

>>16892617
Please, I don't want to dig a bigger hole for myself. I wouldn't fuck my waifu if she was a genuine loli. It's just when she is mature and has a younger body.

>> No.16892632

>>16892629
Think of it this way my dude, compared to KDF you'd still be vanilla as fuck even if yours was an actual loli. Just accept it.

>> No.16892643

>>16892629
Alrighty anon. I'll pretend that I don't know your naughty secrets.

>> No.16892649

>>16892632
Look anon, I'd never be in a situation like that and I know for a fact I wouldn't do it to a genuine loli. I have limits. No matter how much she came onto me or tried to get me to do something I'd regret.

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>>16892610
Disagreed

>>16892615
Agreed

>> No.16892687

>>16892686
Now here is a man with taste

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>>16892686
I like your style.

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>>16892686
I want to get dominated by a lolibomination...

>> No.16892710

>>16892615
dominating lolis > lolidom

>> No.16892711

MGE anime

>> No.16892712

>>16892686
>>16892696
Make sure you keep her away from online gaming. She's gonna drop a cluster f-bomb when she loses.

>> No.16892719

>>16892710
I disagree.

>>16892712
>Atlach Nacha loses
>"Hubby get in here and let me punch you right now!"

>> No.16892720

>>16892711
elaborate

>> No.16892724

>>16892687
>>16892696
I'm not ashamed to admit that I want an eldritch spider to choke me by sitting on my face

>>16892697
>lolibomination
They're even scarier than regular abominations, I don't want anything to do with them

>> No.16892730

>>16892719
And you know the husband would drop everything and come running in because they're into that.

>> No.16892731

>>16892686
>>16892696
Nachas are the bane of my existance. I would want to shut them up so bad but be forced to back down as I don't want to spin the web.

>> No.16892737

>>16892724
>I'm not ashamed to admit that I want an eldritch spider to choke me by sitting on my face

Why would you be ashamed in the first place? That's perfectly natural and healthy. I want a loli to sit on my face until I can't breathe. I want her to step on me and insult me. Even when we're doing non-lewd stuff like when she's sitting on my lap, I want her to turn around, grab my hair and pull my face to hers while she tells me how I'm her bitch.

Spider lolidom is best.

>> No.16892743

>>16892731
Or you could just leave them alone. If you don't like them, just don't go near them.

>> No.16892749

>>16892730
That's a good husband right there, being a stress ball for his waifu. I have respect for Atlach Nacha fags, she's a top tier girl in my book.

>> No.16892755

>>16892743
What if I'm walking and one calls me from the sewers? Of course I would keep my distance from them, it's just that it would be hard if I randomly encontered one.

>> No.16892760

>>16892724
>They're even scarier than regular abominations
But anon, that's exactly what makes them so cute.

>> No.16892764

>>16892755
Then you ignore her or run your ass as fast as you can. A little girl like that wouldn't want to stray too far from her web.

>> No.16892770

>>16892749
The manual ovulation idea skyrocketed the Nachas to the top for me. It's just so good in every way.

>> No.16892773

>>16892770
>manual ovulation
wat

>> No.16892774

>>16892737
>Atlach-Nacha sits on her husband's lap
>She suddenly grabs him by the hair and jerks him into her
>"Your body and mind belong to me, you filthy monkey!"
>He tries to stand up
>She hugs him tight and shifts her weight so he can't
>He asks if she likes sitting on his lap
>"...Idiot."

>>16892743
Atlach-Nachas attract lolicons into their lair with chaos magic

>> No.16892776

>>16892770
They also solidified them in my top list. I'm all for lolidom but when one asks you to induce ovulation, by god you give her all the daughterus.

>> No.16892785

>>16892776
The best part is how a tsunloli has to directly ask for what she wants. I'd tease her for hours if she tried to just imply what she wanted, right until she screamed in frustration at me to make her ovulate.

>> No.16892786

>>16892468
No I meant. If they bully me and rape me, will they take responsibility and protect me from the Hellhound and Oni delinquents so that only they can rape me? Will they force me to do their homework and grope me while doing so? Will they secretly seek out hidden notes in their homework in hopes that I wrote messages of affection?

>> No.16892787

>>16892764
Still, I would want to shut her up too much to run away without taking revenge. Maybe I would throw a firecracker down on the sewer.

>> No.16892791

I want a full Christmas Cake extra thicc huge breasted Atlach-Nacha to call me a Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Schooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie.

>> No.16892792
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>>16892774
And this is why nachos are love.

>> No.16892797

>>16892786
>Will they force me to do their homework and grope me while doing so?
I'd love to tutor the Anubis delinquent and make her realize she's really smart and turn her into a straight-A's student.

>> No.16892798

>>16892787
But that's not how it works. If by shut up you mean fuck then her venom would've already taken affect.

>> No.16892803

>>16892785
I'd absolutely love being commanded by a dom loli.

>> No.16892807

>>16892798
No, I mean putting a tape or something on her mouth so she stops speanking, but it would be a slippery slope and if I wasn't careful my dick would go there.

>> No.16892820

Is there a region in the MGE world where I could witness something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC3VTgIPoGU

>> No.16892822

>>16892807
>if I wasn't careful my dick would go there.
I want to shut up an angry Paladin-chan by ramming my dick deep in her throat. I wouldn't even mind if she bit me, I bet my incubus powers would just make it feel good.

>> No.16892825

>>16892807
Damn man, what's your grudge against Atlach Nachas? They just want to keep to themselves until a man they fancy wonders up to them. No need to bully them or anything.

If you secretly like one, then don't tell anyone you're off to find an Atlach Nacha wife on an arctic expedition.

>> No.16892829

>>16892820
Snow region. But be careful, you'll pick up a glacier wife while you're watching.

>> No.16892845

>>16892829
I'd watch a Glacies being calved, if you know what I mean.

>> No.16892846

>>16892820
I guess in the region with fucking glaciers in it god dammit anon what the FUCK

>> No.16892851

>>16892845
Lewd!

>> No.16892857

>>16892822
In my case I would be the one that's biting her, after I became a spider that is. So rape is a no no.

>>16892825
I love to hate them for one, but I cannot stand smug lolis especially if she was trash talking me. Bullying would be a nice way to feel good since sex is not allowed.

>> No.16892863

>>16892820
>Snow monstergirls witness glaciers calving
>Megatron pops out
What do they do?

>> No.16892866

>>16892820
jesus christ listen to the damn things move you'd think this was a kaiju movie with all that rumbling

>> No.16892873

>>16892857
But all you have to do is ignore them and not go near them. It's like you want to hate them when somebody who legitimately hates them would just not go near them. So you so secretly love them.

>> No.16892874

>>16892857
>I cannot stand smug lolis
Smug lolis are good, what about them angers you?

>Bullying would be a nice way to feel good since sex is not allowed.
The best way to feel good is to bully her womb

>> No.16892880

>>16892863
>evil Automaton comes out and says she wants to build a machine located in the desert region that harnesses the power of the sun to destroy all Virginities

Fuck that actually sounds pretty badass.

>> No.16892894

>>16892873
Like I've said. Ignoring is hard because it would annoy me too much and what if I encountered one by accident?

>>16892874
A little kid haughty and spoiled kid should be put in its place, her thinking that she is the boss rustles my jimmies way too hard.

>The best way to feel good is to bully her womb
Can't. Would become spider and she would be too attached.

>> No.16892906

>>16892894
Look anon unless you're going cave exploring then encountering one is impossible.

>> No.16892910

>>16892820
Good god you could put that audio to a large scale city battle in a video game and it'd sound realistic. Like you're far away and just hearing and seeing all the explosions and fighting.

>> No.16892911

One thing I really loved about MGE World Guide 2 were all the advertisements/lengthy quotations in it from various monster girls. They had a lot more personality to them than the stilted post-monsterization dialog we got so much of in World Guide 1.

Like take this dudebro werewolf from the mamono realm beasts section:

>[advertisement]

>"Yo, I'm a werewolf who runs a butcher's shop with my husband. Let me just put this out there. I think those damn monsters should eat more meat. Especially those damn succubi who just slurp semen. Eat more meat with your husband! Then try going for a round after you've eaten meat!

>I mean really, missing out on that goodness is such a waste. …..My husband's mana becomes thick and oily like meat... haa Besides, my husband and his tool become full of vigor, and then he ravages me..." ( Rest omitted since it's long)

>> No.16892918

>>16892906
That's where the problem lies. One of the ways I would make a living try to get myself a dragon would be creating a hoard of my own and that means I would go dungeon diving.

>> No.16892925
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>>16892911
>talking about wans
>thos dubs
its a sign i tell you!

>> No.16892931

>>16892918
Then if you're really saving yourself for a dragon, you'd know the best idea would be to run from an Atlach Nacha if you ever encountered one. Atlach nachas don't attack, they lure you in. You're pretty stupid to fall for her trap and you're guaranteed to get turned into her husband. So do the right thing and just run.

>> No.16892934

>>16892906
It's clearly stated in their profile that they attract peculiar men into their lair

>>16892918
Unless chaos web has any value there is no point to visiting an Atlach-Nacha's lair, it's most likely just a huge empty cavern covered in web

>> No.16892935

>>16892911
It really bumps up the immersion into the fantasy and it's not just like you're reading a piece of paper that explains it. And I really like that, they're funny aswell. Hell even the most mundane of things like the Baphomets little quotes ok certain spells and potions made me feel immersed.

Maybe KC isn't such a bad writer as people say he is.

>> No.16892937

>>16892820
>Ice Queen forgot to patch up the glacier
>it calves and ended up causing a tsunami somewhere
>"Ah"

>> No.16892941

>>16892934
>peculiar men

Dirty lolicons. Not even the head lolicon himself can even say it. It's like all lolicons can't admit it.

>> No.16892942

>>16892925
Wans are lewd.

>> No.16892945
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16892945

So does it count as smug when the girl is proud over a genuinely great accomplishment?

I mean imagine the skill it takes to make a dish like that with those hands. She deserves that smug/proud smile.

>> No.16892954

>>16892945
But she's an Ushi, she doesn't deserve to smile.

>> No.16892955

>>16892935
He may not be good at writing stories, but he certainly is good at writing likable little scenes of his girls being cute or funny.

>> No.16892959

>>16892945
Of course. Smug isn't limited to a girl calling you a pervert.

>> No.16892962

>>16892945
There's a difference between pride and arrogance. That Ushi put in hard work to hone her skills and is clearly deserving of her prideful grin.

>> No.16892963

>>16892931
I would just tape her mouth a little bit.

>>16892934
Who knows? What if they hold some kind of chaos artifact in there?

>> No.16892965

>>16892911
KC is really good at making his girls feel lively when he does dialogue, the cheshire doujin was fantastic too.
>>16892935
Yeah, he's a pretty decent writer as far as porn goes and an awful lot of the contradictions are intentional due to different opinions held by the various in universe writers and their sources. He's not flawless but a lot of it is really easy to explain.

>> No.16892967

>>16892911
Where do you read those things?

>> No.16892979

>>16892911
What was Lich advertisement again? I remember liking that one.

>> No.16892983

>>16892967
That specific bit is from World Guide 2: http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_II#The_Demon_Realm.27s_Cooking_Situation

Three's a number of other in-world dialogues like that spread throughout the encyclopedias and world guides, all of which are very cute and entertaining.

>> No.16892987

>>16892963
>I would just tape her mouth a little bit.

Yeah that's not going to happen anon. If you get that close then she's probably going to inject you with venom. I'm heavily suspecting that you actually like Atlach Nacha because a man who wasn't stupid would just run but you feel the need to tape her mouth? Something she can easily take off? Yeah I'm sure that you want to be injected with her venom.

Just dont fall for their trap and you'll be safe. Even if they had an previous artifact there, don't be dumb and try to get it. There's plenty more precious treasure out there.

>> No.16892988

Someone explain to me how waifufags are able to get free art? First gazerfag and then kdf, how do they do it?

>> No.16892994

>>16892979
>Currently recruiting a test subject! It's an indecent workplace where the orgasmic expression never ceases!

Is it this one?

>> No.16892995

>>16892988
Be polite and ask artists if they're open to taking requests. If they say yes, proceed. If they say no, thank them for their time and move on.
It's really that simple. A lot artists are happy to do free requests for courteous people, especially when they have empty time.

When you consider that there are tens of thousands of artists online, it's not surprising that there's a good many of them willing to do it just for fun.

>> No.16893000

>>16892988
If they don't explicitly say that they don't take requests then it's worth asking politely it seems. Even if 10 turn you down the 11th might say yes.

>> No.16893002

>>16892995
I really wish I wasn't so damn lazy to actually try and request something. Oh well, I've always got my imagination.

>> No.16893005

>>16892994
That sounds unpleasant.

>> No.16893011

>>16892987
I guess. But damn I would be mad about it, would pout for the whole day.

>> No.16893024

>>16893011
Just think about the Dragon who's going to admire your board and then husbando you.

>> No.16893025

>>16892988
Get an account on things like discord, twitter, pixiv, deviant art and the like and get to asking. Follow what >>16892995 said and you are good.

Also, if you make yourself known artist will try to bait you into commissioning them.

>> No.16893026
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>> No.16893029

>>16892988
Yo just have to be polite and understanding and do your research first anon, it's not some big private secret. I wouldn't suggest just starting off with a request, asking first whether they take requests or commissions if it's otherwise ambiguous is always a good start. Finding an artist whose style correlates with what you're wanting to request is important, and I also feel that a loose or open-ended request is likelier to be accepted than a super detailed and specific one, at least in most situations.

Be prepared to take rejection graciously too, you don't want to burn any bridges just in case.

>> No.16893030

>>16893025
>artist will try to bait you into commissioning them
How does that even work? If they ask for any money you just say no?

>> No.16893039

>>16893025
>if you make yourself known artist will try to bait you into commissioning them.
Is this a real thing? I mean, I've only commissioned a handful of works and only requested much less than that, but I've never seen something like that happen before.

>> No.16893040

>>16893026
Is this new?

>> No.16893042

>>16893005
>tfw the Lich who wrote that ad got embarrassed by it

>> No.16893043

>>16893029
Is it really time consuming? Even for a small request?

Are there any artists I can look to?

>> No.16893047

I want to be a pizza delivery boy in Monster girl land.

>> No.16893051

>>16893026
I'm going to ask the Lich in my class if I can take her on a date. I'll listen to her ramble on about shit I don't understand all night.

>> No.16893053

>>16893030
>>16893039
Let's say you spend a lot of money on art. Without a doubt many artist and their friends will know you and at some point they might be willing to give you a taste of their art for free, trying to make you commission them in the future because you liked their art. Sometimes just go to you and mentioned that they opened commissions too with a wink.

>> No.16893055

>>16893042
Can Liches even get embarrassed?

>> No.16893056

>>16893047
Just watch out when you have to go through the Wurm neighborhood. At least the hazard pay is great.

>> No.16893058

>>16893040
From 3 days ago, I don't think it got posted here

>>16893051
Just look at her, it's obvious all the boys bully her

>> No.16893064

>>16893058
>Just look at her, it's obvious all the boys bully her

Poor girl, she needs some love. And love I will give her!

>> No.16893071

>>16893043
Not at all if you have an artist and an idea in mind, all you need to do then is send them a message on whatever platform they're most active on. I would suggest going through all of whichever artist you decide on's posting platforms and checking through their works to see if what they post is only commissions or just stuff they think of or what have you. This part might take awhile, but if it's an artist you like I don't see why it should be bad at all.

Patience is also key, you can send in your request and only hear back that they'll consider it if/when they have the time, and then several weeks or even months down the line you'll see your request pop up in their new submissions.

>> No.16893081

>>16893055
Their phylactery allows them to not be consumed by their emotions but they certainly can feel them like anyone else to a degree.

>> No.16893089

>>16893053
Interesting. I did get directly solicited for commissions once, but the artist was one of those very amateur-DA-donut-steel type artists who seemed very intent on pushing their at and making money regardless if if our interests lined up at all, which they didn't. I'm not quite sure that's what you're referring to though, but I could be wrong.

>> No.16893091
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nibble nibble

>> No.16893097

>>16893091
Silly sleepmouse, go back to sleep!

>> No.16893118

>>16892846
The snow regions felt more like regular mountain ranges rather than massive ice fields, so I didn't make that connection right away.

>> No.16893131

>>16893071
I'd really like to get a commission of my waifu, and I do actually have an artist in mind and I've just currently messaged him.

>> No.16893132
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16893132

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16893135

>>16893097
Sleepmouse wants you to come sleep with her and the rest of her sisters.

The bed might be a bit too small for all of you, but you'll squeeze in.

>> No.16893136

>>16893089
There is that and there is another case. Sorry, but I'm going to use gazerfag as an example here.

Gazerfag is a known guy for spending a shitload of cash in commissions, so how would I grab his cash too? Easy, I make a nice and quick Gazer drawing to get his attention. Depending on how he likes it as soon as I open some slots he'll come running. I know about this because I've seen it more than once.

>> No.16893139

>>16893058
>Just look at her, it's obvious all the boys bully her
By rubbing her massive breasts during class? Masturbating into her gymwear? Taking lewd upskirt photos of her?

>> No.16893146

>>16893139
>Masturbating into her gymwear? Taking lewd upskirt photos of her?

I know I'd be doing that to a Lich.

>> No.16893148

>>16893136
I don't think I'll ever be Gazerfag-tier with my commissions so I don't think that'll ever happen to me, but I guess it's possible.

>> No.16893149

>>16893135
Maybe you'll get Club Trumparts to join in too.

Wonderland is a magical place.

>> No.16893151

>>16893139
All of those. Those guys need to stop.

>> No.16893156

>>16892937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2NvwlnKVtU

>> No.16893165

>>16893151
I wish I could take part in a Lich bullying gangbang at school. We could all storm the chemistry lab while she's doing her experiments in the evening and violate her in every hole and every crevise.

>> No.16893175

>>16893165
Too mean.

>> No.16893183
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have you guys perfected that hellhound proof ice cream yet?

>> No.16893190

>>16893183
Yeah, you gotta use Ice Queen milk or just plain Glacies milk.

>> No.16893195

>>16893165
Bullying one of the most magically powerful monster races in the world. Sounds like suicide unless she's into it.

Heck a lich can probably string up most opponents in energy tentacles with a gesture.

>> No.16893207

>>16893175
She could scrape up all the cum we left inside and all over her and have a nice stash for her experiments. It's not all bad for her.

>>16893195
She's just as schoolgirl, it's not like she's a powerful sorceress yet. I'm confident a dozen boys will be able to overpower her.

>> No.16893220

>>16893195
It depends on how you do it. You can go with various anti-magic charms and attack her phylactery or you could just cast silence on her.

>>16893207
I can get bullying but rape is a bit too much. Maybe just cum on her food or something?

>> No.16893236

>>16893190
>said ice cream can no longer melt but it is now flavorless and is hard as a gemstone
>also causes you tongue to get stuck to it.

>> No.16893241

>>16893220
>Maybe just cum on her food or something?
That's really hot. If I didn't have friends to help me rape her, I'd do just that. I'd find every chance to masturbate into something she's going to wear or consume. I'd cum in her lunch, her gymwear, even her change panties during gym class.

>> No.16893242

>>16893236
Maybe add a bit of salamander tail's fire to it, making it soft.

>> No.16893248
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16893248

A new waifu commission just finished, and I think it's my favourite one yet! For those of you looking for artists, I highly recommend Kuro, his style is great and he's very friendly as well.

>> No.16893251

>>16893241
I'd bully her too, is just that rape is a little too much. Still, cumming on her water bottle and her lunch sounds good enough. I'd also cum inside her shoes so she gets her feet all sticky.

>> No.16893256

>>16893248
Adorable as always!

>> No.16893261

>>16893248
Ah~ Your waifu is so cute. It's amazing.

>> No.16893267

>>16893248
>Chronicles of pup
Sounds like she has good taste.

>> No.16893271

>>16893241
be carefull anon. lichesare powerfull eromancers, even at a young age. they can trace the cum back to you.

>> No.16893278

>>16893251
>>16893271
I think I'd have to take some performance enhancers to manage all the faps I'd want to do to her. I'd have to cum in both her socks, in the front and back of her panties, and inside both cups of her bra during gym class. That's some real quick shooting.

I'd also just plain masturbate to her where she can see me. You know, she'd be studying in a quiet corner of the library and I'd sit across from her and start masturbating to her cute face and the way her lewd udders rest on the table.

>> No.16893282

>>16893165
>>16893207
>>16893241
>>16893278
Fuck off with the gangbang shit.

>> No.16893284

>Melon drawing steelims again
>Losenis shitposting about victoria
As expected.

>> No.16893286

>>16893248
Isn't Chronicles of Pup for little girls?

>> No.16893290

>>16893248
She looks so peaceful, Kuro's artstyle works well for her.

>> No.16893292

>>16893284
melon the bully started it
t. not losenis

>> No.16893294

>>16893278
I can see that you would be bullying her way more than I would be. I would just cum on her stuff here and there, maybe on her face and hair if she feel asleep somewhere.

>> No.16893297

>>16893286
Look at that chest, anon. She's not an adult.

>> No.16893298

>>16893294
>if she feel asleep somewhere
If I found her asleep, I'd take the opportunity to kiss and cuddle with her, if I didn't feel brave enough for sleeping rape.

>> No.16893301

>>16893284
He may be the shitposter to end all shitposters but he didn't start it. People just like to bully him for his OC.

>> No.16893302

>>16893297
Don't bully. That's horrible to say about a man's waifu.

>> No.16893311

>>16893302
She does look pretty young.

>> No.16893315

>>16893284
fuck
whatever

>> No.16893322

>>16893298
Kissing and cuddling is not bullying, especially if it's after gym or lunch.

>> No.16893324

>>16893242
Heating it up with Salamander fire would definitely make it edible. Soft yet firm and it doesn't melt.

Still no flavor though.

>> No.16893329

>>16893322
It is if she doesn't want it.

>> No.16893335

>>16893311
She's not that young, just lithe. Besides, it leaves room for her to get curvier as we get older. I'm not to crazy about large breasts in the first place, so I don't mind all that much.

>> No.16893340

>>16893329
I"m sure she would love to get hugged and loved by someone after being targeted so much.

>> No.16893353
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Nutrients acquired

>> No.16893356

>>16893340
But when she knows it's the same guy bullying her? She'd have to be really desperate to enjoy being molested by her bully.

>> No.16893367

>>16893353
That's a cute bug. I'd love to sit in the woods with her and eat fresh apples.

>> No.16893372

>>16893356
she's probaly drugging you.

>> No.16893377

>>16893241
>If I didn't have friends to help me rape her
Doppel potions.

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>>16893367
This is how you get a Soldier Beetle bodyguard.

>> No.16893384

>>16893356
It wouldn't just be one guy.

>> No.16893386

>>16893372
Drugging me with what? Libido increasing potions so I can't control my lust for her?

>> No.16893397

>>16893382
That would be really nice. It's somebody to talk to and who protects me, they'd love me. I could even cuddle her and hold her.

>> No.16893423

>>16893382
I want to get a pedipalpjob from a Soldier Beetle.

>> No.16893427

>>16893165
>>16893207
>>16893241
>>16893278
Jesus christ what is wrong with you?

>> No.16893430

>>16893386
probaly some amnesia potions to.

>> No.16893432

>>16893427
Faggots being faggots.

>> No.16893436

>>16893427
don't blame him anon. he's probaly under the influence of the liches potions.

>> No.16893455

>>16893382
Soldier beetles are serious about fighting, but they have a big weakness for sweet things.

Their faces don't emote much though so you gotta pay attention to how their antennae quiver and such to tell they're interested in something.

>> No.16893458
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>> No.16893460

>>16893427
Some fag still trying to force his lich bullying meme.

>> No.16893461

>>16893165
>Invade lab while she's experimenting
>Snatch her away
>She drops the vials she has in hand
>Chemistry lab explodes

>> No.16893463

>>16893458
I know Barb can draw thicker thighs than that.

>> No.16893464

>>16893458
Oh yes! I want mistress wight to step on my throats and tell me how I'm such a failure and how I don't deserve to be alive!

>> No.16893465

>>16893427
He's a desperate faggot attempting to become a thread celebrity.

>> No.16893466

>>16893458
Magnificent.

>> No.16893467

>>16893460
I've noticed this a lot recently. Its like the retard doesn't get that they're incredibly powerful magic users and being a tormenting douche towards one won't end well for you.

>> No.16893468

>>16893460
I think I'm the guy you're taking about. But not even I think that's right. Gangbang shit is fucking trash.

>> No.16893472

>>16893464
Humiliationfags are worse than footfags.

Shut the fuck up with this shit goddamn.

>> No.16893483

>>16893427
Just another anon trying to turn one of the powerful monstergirls into a weak simpering little girl. I'm starting to think that guys like him and nerdhound anon are just threatened by some monsters being stronger in some way than humans, which is pathetic.

>> No.16893484

>>16893458
Would let step on me.
>>16893464
>on my throats
You have more than one throat? Get the pitch forks everyone, there's a monster boy here.

>> No.16893490

>>16893484
Don't worry, I've only got one throat. One throat that was built for a Wights powerful stomp

>>16893472
That's a bit of an overreaction, don't you think?

>> No.16893493

>>16893458
>TRAMPLED in Transylvania
I just love these special issues.

>> No.16893494

I want a Lich to sit in my lap while she performs experiments.

>> No.16893497

>>16893458
>that exposed pelvic area
sweatingman.jpg

>> No.16893502

>>16893494
That's nice anon. But you're going to have to resist poppin a boner.

>> No.16893519

>>16893483
Nah, he's probably just trying to force a shit meme. We get this kind of thing happening a lot, anyone remember that shit No Rape Allowed Club one anon forced into every possible conversation? And how aggressive he got when anons called him out on it?

>> No.16893521

>>16893502
Science comes before anything lewd.

>> No.16893522

>>16893292
You're such a dork too. Like fucking father, like fucking daughter.

>> No.16893528

>>16893522
no bully

>> No.16893529

>>16893493
My favorite trampler is the Lich. I just love that deadpan face looking down on me.

>> No.16893531

>>16893521
Sure it does anon. I bet you just want to shove your [science joke] inside of her [science joke]

>> No.16893534

>>16893493
So Transylvania is the world's most famous undead kingdom?

>> No.16893539

>>16893528
You know I like you anyway, and you like it everyone knows it. Now tell me if you own a tracksuit.

>> No.16893557

>>16893539
no bullying the tracksuit

>> No.16893559

>>16893458
Those are some fine legs.

>> No.16893563
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>>16893521
Plump Lich asses are hard to resist.

>> No.16893579

>>16893534
You know, I'd prefer undead Venice. I'd lay myself down on a bridge and beg every beautiful, elegant Wight and Vampire that passed to step on me. I bet it wouldn't even take long for one of those Lich doctors in their Harpy masks to come to examine me. She'd diagnose me with acute trampling addiction and take me to the hospital to receive the treatment I need.

>> No.16893590

>>16893557
You never let me have any fun.

>> No.16893594

>>16893579
I want to be a street begger like that in an undead kingdom. I'd want all the Undead girls that passed by to step on me and insult me.

>> No.16893596

>>16893563
They're almost impossible to resist. Lich butts are the best butts.

>> No.16893612

>>16893594
I bet the best chance you'd have would be to latch on to a zombie in some Wight's entourage. Just grab her leg as she passes by and beg her to step on you. She might even moan mean things to you until you came all over the ice-cold flagstones and she immediately bent down to lap it up.

>> No.16893619
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>>16893579
>I successfully fixed Anon!

>> No.16893620

>>16893590
No fun allowed

>> No.16893625

>>16893619
What's the success condition for a depraved masochistic footfag? Setting him up with an S girl? Getting him to have dignity?

>> No.16893631

>>16893612
Sounds good. Now I know what I'm looking out for

>> No.16893634

>>16893619
Happy Liches are too pure for this world.

>> No.16893636

Are images not opening for anyone else?

>> No.16893637

>>16893625
The former I guess.

>The Lich sets Anon up to "accidentally" bump into a Wight.
>She repeatedly steps on him with those high heels for his troubles

>> No.16893641
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16893641

Play it cool, anon. Just imagine em in their underwear. Wait-

>> No.16893655

I haven't seen much written about sea-dwelling MGs living in Arctic waters. Does this mean my chances of encountering a Scylla or Mershark in a glacier fjord are slim to none? Although I do like the idea of cuddling with a girl while watching the ice calve away.

>> No.16893661

>>16893463
I am 70% sure that is Monorus.

>> No.16893672

>>16893458
Thanks for bringing back the fantasies of various high class monsters literally walking all over me.

>> No.16893675

>>16893655
You're best bet is a blond girl wearing a seal costume.

>> No.16893677

>>16893655
I'm sure there's some heftier, more slow moving cuddlefish up there.
Giant Kraken who just likes making pie for the neighborhood kids.
Little tribes of mermaids that like to jump up on the ice and slip and slide around.
Mersharks that have grown extra warm to maximize helping drowning swimmers.
Selkies too.

>> No.16893680

>>16893637
I wish I could get taken to be her footjob research assistant. Think of all the data she could gather by stepping on me with various socks, shoes and positions!

>> No.16893682
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16893682

>>16893641
I hear they can't see you if you stand still. It also helps if you take your pants off.

>> No.16893683

>>16893636
Image server is borked or something

Hiro pls

>> No.16893688

>>16893677
But Mersharks attack drowning swimmers.

>> No.16893690

>>16893677
>Mersharks that have grown extra warm
>Sharks
>Warm
>In cold waters

>> No.16893691

>>16893682
But if I take my pants off, she'll definitely see something rising up slowly!

>> No.16893692

>>16893636
>>16893683
They work fine for me though.

>> No.16893694

>>16893636
Nope, but my laptop has been getting hot and starts running super slow for an hour after I save an image
>>16893661
Look at the linework and face, that's Barbs style.
Anyways, Monorus already has a style that makes him identifiable.

>> No.16893698

>>16893692
Doesn't work for me either.

>> No.16893699

>>16893688
They try to save them you dingus ain't you read the profile?
>>16893690
What, they can't put on some winter weight? They're not actual sharks.

>> No.16893707

You just failed physical education in a mamono school. Not much you could do, as the final exam was to give a good fight to the Salamander teacher and you are a nerd. You get offered a chance to get extra points and pass. Your task? Tutor the Hellhound delinquent. You were asked this job because she simply beats the crap out of other mamono and human women tutors, so the principal hope that with a male tutor, her protective instincts will prevent her from getting violent.

>> No.16893710

>>16893699
But they're sharks! Sharks bite people!

>> No.16893712

>>16893683
>>16893692
>>16893698
It seems like its only in select weird places. I quick google search tells me that there are a couple of reports of issues over the past few hours. Nothing serious it seems but no images, or very slow images for some.
Which is a shame because I want to look at the pov of getting stepped on by a wight but only came in recently.

>> No.16893714

>>16893691
Then lay down anon.
Just let that busty mino take you to heaven.

>> No.16893715

>>16893690
Actual great whites can actually be warmer than the surrounding water, they're among the few warm-blooded fish.

>> No.16893716

>>16893707
I can try but in all due honesty, how long would it take her to rape me?

>> No.16893717

>>16893672
Come on anon, you're better then this! What's so appealing about beautiful classy women grinding their perfect petite feet all over your body as they ask if you enjoy it?

>> No.16893718

>>16893707
I guarantee when I leave that class room I'm going to be panting and exhausted with a tight collar around my neck. While stands at my side holding me close with a big grin on her face.

This is what I want. Atleast I'd be able to teach her a bit.

>> No.16893721

>>16893714
And that's how anon found himself getting a massive paizuri on the middle of the bench in then gym by a tender, horny musclemoo.

>> No.16893722

>>16893710
Such blatant misinformation. Real sharks rarely bite humans, and mersharks only bite for sexual purposes.

>> No.16893723

>>16893707
>You just failed physical education
>Tutor delinquent Hellhound
I'd rather fail and git gud at PE next semester.

>> No.16893725

>>16893716
It would take about fifteen minutes for her to decide she'd rather be sucking your dick than studying and make the offer.
She'd even get really smug and grope your crotch while teasing you about getting hard when she said that.

>> No.16893729

>>16893707
I would politely refuse to take that job.

>> No.16893731

>>16893716
Maybe you can tutor her while she rapes you. Unlike crippling beatings, rapings do not limit your capacity. I would be more worried about her getting me in trouble by dragging me to be in her delinquent activities.

>> No.16893738

>>16893677
Would the Glacies get heart pupils from leeching heat (and his spirit energy) from an Anon frozen in a block of ice?

>> No.16893739

>>16893722
But they still bite people.

>> No.16893748

>>16893717
They don't even have to ask! They can see it from my face and hear from my moans. They'll jump straight to telling me their dirty shoes are better than I deserve!

>> No.16893749

>>16893717
The fact that they know I enjoy it. The fact that they're just doing it because they like seeing me break down and moan from something as simple as that.

>> No.16893753

>>16893723
The final test is fighting a Salamander. You will never pass it. Who told you to enroll in a mamono college where physical standards are designed for mamono? Oh yeah, because human school has too much bullying. Sucks to be the nerd.

>> No.16893759

>>16893729
Just to let you know, the punishment for failing an assignature is one week living in the Dark Elf dorm.

>> No.16893764

>>16893753
>The final test is fighting a Salamander. You will never pass it.
What kind of fucking final test is this?

>> No.16893766

>>16893759
>one week living in the Dark Elf dorm.
Not him, but if thats the case then I staunchly refuse the job and make little attempt to pass anything.

>> No.16893778

>>16893766
You'd better pray the first girl who lays eyes on you isn't the Ojou-sama Dark Elf who's in charge.
The first girl, or girls depending, who sees you owns you for the week.

>> No.16893779

>>16893766
But they have whips anon!

>> No.16893780

>>16893759
That doesn't sound too bad, I just have to explain to them that I'm not into bondage.

>> No.16893787

>>16893778
I'm willing to take my chances
>>16893779
I can deal with whips. I can deal with handcuffs and leather straps and blindfolds to.

>> No.16893790

>>16893764
One where you fail and then the Salamander teacher feels sorry for you so she takes you under her wing personally. She trains you until you can beat her and then you marry her.

They have to have a steady stream of Salamanders and Lizardmen being employed.

>> No.16893798

>>16893780
All you're going to get is a sadistic grin and a "you will be".

>>16893787
You be careful, or you'll spend the entire week with an Ojou-sama's big brown ass on your face as she hungrily assaults your dick with her mouth.

>> No.16893805

>>16893748
>>16893749
No, No, No. You can't show any enjoyment of it. Otherwise they'll rub one foot on your neck and face as she rubs the silky sole of the other onto your cock. If you cum over her foot, she laughs at you.

>> No.16893812

>>16893790
Well of course I can't beat her. She has a fucking sword.

Fucking artificial difficulty.

>> No.16893821

>>16893798
>All you're going to get is a sadistic grin and a "you will be".
Well that clearly isn't going to go well for them.

>> No.16893824

>>16893798
Does my stay get extended if I fail more and more classes? Because this isn't doing a good job of convincing me to get better grades here.
On the other hand, hopefully if I'm obedient enough she'll just keep me around anyways.

>> No.16893828

>>16893805
But anon, being trop on by silky smooth, chilly undead footsies is the greatest pleasure of my life. There's no way I could hide the joy I feel when they do it.

>> No.16893845

>>16893805
I'm prepared to deal with the consequences of a pervy monster knowing how much I love her feet

>> No.16893855

>>16893812
Atleast you get a Salamander wife

>> No.16893859

feet are gross

>> No.16893860

>>16892196
I want to send love letters and poems to the Pharaoh queen bee, and hope she eventually figures out who is sending them, then tracks me down and makes me her servant/boyfriend.

>> No.16893875

>>16893739
That's like saying dogs bite people. Yes it happens but that's not what they do by nature.

>> No.16893880

>>16893764
The original poster simply said you had to give her a "good fight," not actually win. So a bit less impossible.

>> No.16893895

>>16893824
You might find that your grade is now "mysteriously" a pass grade, letting you graduate. How surprising. Now you're open to be hired as a butler by a certain bottom heavy Ojou-sama dark elf.
Hope you like leather corsets, bondage and orgasm denial anon.

>>16893860
You'd go to bed one day and then wake up the next tied to hers with her hand stroking your dick as she presses it against her cheek.
The second she notices you're awake it's going in her mouth.

>> No.16893896

>>16893859
I know right? Paws are so much better.

>> No.16893898

>>16893828
>>16893845
Well if that's the case, she'll just sigh. Who knows what trouble a shameless foot junkie might get into? For your own good, and that of society, she'll have to fulfill your twisted desires and bully you with her feet for as long as it takes to cure you.

>> No.16893907

>>16893895
Too lewd! I wanted to go on dates first! Sex outside of marriage is terrible. She'd better take responsibility.

>> No.16893912

Speaking about Mamono College, do you accept the Chesire's invitation to join the Chesire Panty Hunting Club where you will raid MGs dorms to get their panties? Maybe the Finance Club? That is a good way to marry a rich Danuki you dirty golddigger. If all you care is about popularity, I suggest the Inari Cooking Club, yeah, the sad part is that there will be lots of Mofu, but nothing makes you more popular and seen as the perfect husbando by the girls than being the cute man in an apron offering free samples that is training to be a great cook. If you dont want to be raped, join the Delinquent Gang, you will be raped by them, but at least everyone else will be scared shitless of even looking at you.

>> No.16893915

>>16892509
I want a yeti to take care of me when I'm sick and warm my soup with her paws

>> No.16893921

>>16893896
I'm not him, but you are an anon of truly patrician taste!

>> No.16893944

>>16893895
The monster school system sure is special. I love every one of those. Aside from that one write fag there isn't really any MG denial, which I adore

>> No.16893946

>>16893912
What about the occult club?

>> No.16893965

>>16893907
She's going to take responsibility all right anon.
After she's done sucking your balls dry she'll take you to the bathroom and clean you off with her own soaped up body before drying you off and taking you back to the bedroom to cuddle in silken pajamas while watching a movie.

>> No.16893971

>>16893898
Joke's on her, I'll never be cured! She'll spend eternity bullying my dick after her lovely footsies incubize me and turn me immortal! I'll ascend into heaven every day when she tramples me!

>> No.16893972

>>16893921
No offence to the guys who like feet, I respect that. But for me paws are just a direct upgrade. There's so many things you can do with them. Also, they have something that is so beautiful is hard to describe, it's texture and feel will leave a man in tears, it's enough to bring me to my knees and make me worship them, it's like an artifact created by god himself that fell from the heavens and blessed this earth with its beauty, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, paw pads

>> No.16893973
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According to Hellhound's profile, they can be submissive too. How does one turn a domhound into a subhound? A firm slap on the ass? Nibble her ears?

>> No.16893976

There is nothing wrong with wanting to fuck even the littlest monstergirls, they were literally designed for the dick!

>> No.16893977

>>16893912
Napping club with Dormice. It's one of those clubs where it teeters between the outside world and Wonderland.

President is a Club Trumpart. Since she's stuck in Wonderland you need to dream your way there to meet her. Also watch out for Nightmares trying to introduce themselves while you're sleeping.

>> No.16893981

>>16893971
Yes anon. Yes. Paw pads are a miracle of the universe!

>> No.16893986

>>16893981
>Paw pads are a miracle of the universe!
But she's an Undead... She's got human footsies, they're just really cold.

>> No.16893987

>>16893973
(you)

>> No.16893992

>>16893971
You'll get sick of getting nothing but her feet someday.

>> No.16893993

>>16893965
How nice. We can watch The Thing and cuddle while talking about our future relationship, and my new responsibilities as the Pharaohs husband. Maybe I can be master of ceremonies! And in the morning, she can undo a button or two in her pajamas and give wonderful clothed paizuri. How fun.

>> No.16893997

>>16893973
raging mushroom, 20 should be enough but take some extra just in case

>> No.16894002

>>16893981
Meant for >>16893972

>> No.16894004

>>16893946
>occult club
>the other members are a lich, a wight, a jiang shi and a pharaoh
>somehow you feel like there isn't a whole lot of point to this

>> No.16894013

>>16893997
>muh Raging Mushrooms
Monstergirls can eat those things as well.

>> No.16894016

>>16894004
It's the anesthetics mostly.

>> No.16894017

>>16893992
No I won't. I'll want to have children with her, and she can use that as an excuse to try to get me addicted to her vagina instead, though.

>> No.16894019

>>16893973
I think you have to be stronger than her so she resorts to the sub strategy. Which is bad news for 99.99% of men.

>> No.16894021

>>16893981
It's pondered philosophers since the dawn of civilisation. How can one thing be so absolutely perfect in design?

>>16893986
That's ok anon! You can always rub your face against the beautiful feet, it's like the cool side of the pillow. Just remember to worship them and care to them with foot rubs to warm them up.

>> No.16894022

>>16894004
That sounds like it's secretly the chuuni club.
Introduce yourself as Darku Frame Mastah and watch the panties drop.

>> No.16894023

>>16893993
she doesn't need to unbutton anything.
Her pajamas are a set of babydoll lingerie.

>> No.16894025

>>16894013
>your Hellhound wife eats a bag of Raging Mushrooms
>you eat a bag of Raging Mushrooms
What happens?

>> No.16894028

>More maledom shitposting
Who keeps starting this crap?

>> No.16894031

>>16894021
I'd love to carry a portable footbath kit so I can wash my Mistress' frigid footsies every time we come inside! I'll dry them with my hair!

>> No.16894032

>>16893973
Sub Hellhounds are ew to me. It's like having ice cream that tastes like a beef pasty.

>> No.16894033

>>16894025
Iirc there's some bullshit mechanic to them that means the one on the receiving end has to be willing to be overpowered on some level

>> No.16894037

>>16893973
They're only temporarily submissive, if you try to jump them or want to take control they won't put up a fight, they'll actually enjoy it. Chances are you could probably fuck one doggy style, call her a bitch and give her ass a good hard slapping and she wouldn't mind.

The problem is what comes after, hellhounds last a lot longer than men do and she's going to see you giving out as a sign of weakness to be exploited.

>> No.16894038

>>16894033
So if neither party wants to be the sub do they both just have wrestle sex, constantly battling for the dom position?

>> No.16894039

>>16894004
They could do activities like trying to summon an Anon from our world to theirs

>> No.16894040

>>16894017
I don't know, that might be way too intense for you. Her feet are enough for you already.

>> No.16894042

>>16894028
Looks more like the footfag shitposting hour to me.

>> No.16894044

>>16894023
Aw. But I wanted to cum inside her tightly pressed boobs. Oh well, at least she can use her God Voice to command me to do extremelt lewd things all day before class, and help me study for exams.

>> No.16894046

>>16894031
You're a damn good man, anon. Foot grooming, paw grooming, claw grooming. All intimate and romantic acts that show her you love her, also very very beneficial to their feet and their pleasure.

Footbath kit actually sounds like a good idea, think I might collect some stuff together and make one of those. And by the way anon, drying them with your hair is a fantastic idea and shows true dedication.

>> No.16894048

>>16894040
I'd be fine with her scooping the cum onto her fingers and masturbating it into herself. It's just that she might want to do it to "cure" me.

>> No.16894051

>>16894044
Nothing saying she can't squeeze her tits together anon.
And she'll likely use her god voice for edging. Imagine her using it to make you unable to cum no matter how hard you fuck her so she can synchronize your orgasms.

>> No.16894052

>>16893973
>According to Hellhound's profile, they can be submissive too

From the profile:
>Unlike other wolf monsters, they are regarded as being absolutely untamable by humans
>They would never even consider obeying a male.

>No matter what, they just won't become a "pet dog," but they do recognize the men they capture as their husbands and shower them with love just as any other monster would.

> there are many men who are fixated on taming them, believing "a dog should always be tamable." There's no end to the number of men who approach them to try to train and discipline them only to end up conversely yielding into submission themselves.

> they would likely gleefully accept it and enjoy being violated as a female in bestial intercourse. However, it never means they've been "broken." When the man is basking in glory thinking he has successfully forced one of them into submission, the next moment she'll counterattack and violate him in return, as if to say, "It wasn't nearly enough."

Tl;dr At BEST you get to rape one before she rapes you back. You can't tame one. End of story.

>> No.16894054

>>16894046
>shows true dedication
It's what they do in the Bible. It's my way of showing her she's my goddess.

>> No.16894055
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>tfw your handmaidens have better bodies

Being CC Apophis is suffering

>> No.16894058

You know, after the waifufag discussion last thread, I realized that I don't know if Gazerfag and Wockfag have actual names for their waifus past the species names.

>> No.16894060

>>16894052
Is it really rape if she's going to lay back, give you a shit eating grin and encourage you?

But yeah you're absolutely right, not sure what the guy is on about.

>> No.16894061

>>16894048
It's just that her pussy might break you.

>> No.16894062

>>16894052
So not a permanent sub but definitely willing to temp-sub for both trickery and some fun.

>> No.16894064

>>16894054
Thats a brave and noble act. A rank all men should show their one true love.

>> No.16894067

>>16894032
No, true ew Hellhounds are the ones that behave like Salamanders, refuse to marry weak men and demand a husband that can match or beat them in combat. There is likely people that want that, I DONT KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE, but they re out there, okay?

>> No.16894069

>>16894058
Maybe they just don't want to give their name out? It's fine if they don't.

>> No.16894071

>browsing my favourite writefag's pastebins
>discover Lanternon posted two more chapters in the last two months and didn't tell anyone
God dammit.
They were nice though, although I'm even less sure how this one is going to end. Now our paladin friend seems to have PTSD or something, either way the story seems more complicated than his last.

>> No.16894072

>>16894058
My name is Andrew.

>> No.16894075

>>16894051
That would be nice. Or having her use her voice to make me service her for an hour. Or wear weird clothing to please her. So many applications! Really I just want to know what it feels like to completely surrender your will to someone else. You know, without using datura seeds.

>> No.16894076

>>16894062
Yeah. I could see one letting you rape her and then once your done she goes "that's nice, my turn" and rape you.
If you are her husband she might let you top every now and again just for the fun of it.

>> No.16894079

>>16894060
She'd probably give advice while letting anon pound her senseless while reminding him that eventually she'll snap back and rape him unconscious.
Until then they can have a little fun.

>> No.16894080

>>16894038
It probably works on anime conventions. So they both fight for like an hour and then are too exhausted to even move

>> No.16894083

>>16894076
From the profile it sounds like that's what they would be like, let you top if you feel up for it but she's going to be on top at the end of it.

>> No.16894087
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>>16894060
>Take your Hellhound waifu by surprise
>She simply lays back and enjoys it, while giving you the biggest shit eating grin the entire time
>You barely get any time to recover after you finish
>She grabs you by the shoulders and slams you down on the bed hard enough to shake the whole house
>She slams her hips down on you while keeping you pinned
>All the while calling you her little chew toy, and saying she's top dog

>> No.16894088

>>16894072
Your waifu's name, not yours.

>> No.16894092

>>16894088
Andrea.

>> No.16894095
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16894095

>tfw no qt 3.14 kobold to manage a small town with, always happy to help you "relieve stress"

>> No.16894100

>>16894083
Pretty much. Hellhounds are switches who prefer being on top. For some reason you get some maledom fags with something to prove who keep claiming they can make them permenantly submissive via raging mushrooms. I remember InariKitsune constantly arguing this and it made no sense back then either.

>> No.16894101

>>16894067
O-k anon? I mean, finding a Hellhound like that would be pretty damn rare since it goes against their nature really. I can respect the people who like that in a Salamander though, nothing wrong with that.

And as it's been stated before if you're worrying that a Salamander wouldn't be interested in you. Salamanders and Lizardmen will train a man who love them and has a deep passion to beat them/match them in combat to become their wife. Because they know that he really loves them. Don't worry man, I'm sure a Salamander would take you on as an apprentice and train you until your fit and combat trained. Then when you beat/match/impress her, she'll love you as husband and you'll give her strong daughterus. I know of it.

>> No.16894102

Hellhounds were a mistake.

>> No.16894105

>>16894087
> I push her back with a bitchslap
> "IM BOSS! BACK OFF!"

>> No.16894106

>>16894079
Smug guidance through a first time actually sounds rather nice.
>>16894087
I'd take her by surprise all the time if it ended like that.

>> No.16894108

>>16894102
Maledom was a mistake.

>> No.16894111

>>16894105
>Psh, nothing personnel

>> No.16894114

>>16894102
>>16894108
You guys are huge faggots who are just as bad as what you're complaining about.

>> No.16894117

>>16894102
There was a perfect balance between subs and doms before kc made the hellhound. Coincidentally the shitposting grew exponentially when they got revealed.

>> No.16894120

>>16894102
No. Hellhounds are actually very nice girls in my book, they're my second favourite. I just don't usually listen to arguments about them, what I do listen to is the profile and what it says about them.

>> No.16894121

>>16894102
Maledom was a mistake X2

>> No.16894128

>>16894120
Who is your first?

>> No.16894131

>>16894117
This. Does anyone else remember what a shitfest it was when they were released? Before that, I don't think any profile had a specific "always dom/sub" clause.

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16894132

>>16894102
Hellhounds done nothing wrong, one of the best monster girls.

>> No.16894134
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16894134

>>16894102
You were a mistake.

>> No.16894139

>>16894128
Another "meme girl". Makes me feel kinda bad that my top list is full of "meme girls".

>> No.16894144

>>16894095
That shit's adorable. I don't think I could handle being an actual mayor, though, especially with a kobold-ified Isabelle.

>> No.16894145

>>16894139
It's not a bad thing. Love is love anon. I have several favorites, and some are meme girls. It's okay.

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16894146

Still need one more picture and it's complete.

>> No.16894147

>>16894102
Honestly its just the way these threads, and 4chan in general really, work. If it wasn't hellhound it just would be someone else getting exactly the same treatment.

>> No.16894149

>>16894131
To be fair back in those days you could cause a shitstorm with just about anything.

I'd also argue it was needed after what werewolves became, they got thread canoned into being regular old dogs till kobold came along.

>> No.16894159

>>16894095
>>16894144
>tfw haven't played AC in months

I'm too ashamed to go back. I don't deserve a cute kobald assistant.

>> No.16894163

KC never should have put submissive girls in his setting, it's clear that he never wanted to put them in.

>> No.16894164

>>16894145
I know it's ok and I really like those girls. It's just it makes you feel kinda generic, y'know? Still I'm just being stupid. I like those girls and I don't care what status they have.

>> No.16894169

>>16894139
Don't feel bad, they're only meme girls because they're popular and if that many people like a monster girl there must be at least one or two good things about them.

>> No.16894170

>>16894146
>he's going all out!

>> No.16894172

>>16894149
Actually I take it back. I'm glad hellhounds became the shitstorm-causing meme instead of werewolves. So fucking glad.

>> No.16894175

>>16894071
>discover Lanternon posted two more chapters in the last two months and didn't tell anyone
Goddamnit it's true. Lanternon pls

>> No.16894177

>>16894149
>they got thread canoned into being regular old dogs till kobold came along.
I'm grateful KC released Kobold, because it was annoying to talk about Werewolves only to be drowned out by idiots ranting about "Kibbles and bits and walkies!"

>> No.16894180
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16894180

I enjoy p'orcs. They are cute girls. I would like to spend time with one in front of a fire, hugging her and playing with her big cute ears.

>> No.16894181

>>16894146
>let's stop the shitposting by adding another shitpost to the pile!

>> No.16894186

>>16894071
>stealth updates
love these kinda surprises

>> No.16894187

>>16894146
Lani a relevant!

>> No.16894188

>>16894180
would you want her to get a cheeky grin and then lower herself down so she can give you some belt-bra paizuri?

>> No.16894190

>>16894177
>KDF could almost have been WWDF

>> No.16894193

>>16894163
Femdom is shit.

>> No.16894194

>>16894163
Even though this is bait, I agree with part of it. I think setting out KC had the intention of having the setting be more along the lines of MGQ in tone, you're assumed to be a massively outmatched hero who loses and gets raped. Then when it started picking up popularity he needed to expand it into something more.The first part is wrong though. Sub girls are just fine.

>> No.16894195

>>16894159
But anon, she's waiting for you. She sits at the door every day, ever confident that you'll come back so she can see your bright, smiling face.

>> No.16894199

>>16894194
>Sub girls are just fine.
Objectively wrong.

>> No.16894202

>>16894193
>>16894163
>replying to your own shitpost
And people will still fall for it.

>> No.16894205

It's not even the weekend guys, get a hold of yourselves.

>> No.16894206

I don't care what the date is. Stop asking plant girls for their leaves so you can smoke it.

>> No.16894214

>>16894206
Reminder that 'Demon realm herbs' are a real thing. Their incense and stuff that actually has sexual affects.

>> No.16894215

>>16894194
You know I don't usually respond to this kind of stuff but if you look at the release order, the first girl you could argue being a sub is Holst at 47th and she also turns dom if you don't give her the dick often enough. Subs weren't really on KC's mind early on but it's not to say they were a mistake.

>> No.16894216

>>16894206
>t. angry cubicle drone
Like, chill out, duuuude.

>> No.16894225

>>16894214
Seems like a good thing to put in a bowl and slowly smoulder. Would do wonders in the bedroom.

I'm not saying smoke them you damn degenerate. Put them in an actual bowl.

>> No.16894228

I want to introduce a Pharaoh to the wonders of the modern world.

>> No.16894233

>>16894215
This. The only really annoying thing in all of this are the maledom guys who aggressively try and make all monstergirls subs (and no I don't mean all maledom fags do this, only a handful of vocal ones) and the couple of femdom fags who keep trying to create false flags and get all the maledom guys kicked out.

>> No.16894234

>>16894228
I want to introduce a Pharaoh to the wonders of motherhood.

>> No.16894240

>>16894228
>>16894234
I want a Pharaoh to introduce me to the wonders of femdom.

>> No.16894242

>>16894233
>Switch master race

>> No.16894243

>>16894240
Gentle femdom?

>> No.16894245

Since it's that date. Which demon realm herb incense is the best? Melty Love, Stoic Love, or silent love?

>> No.16894246

>>16894233
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed this faggotry.

>> No.16894250

>>16894233
>maledomfags trying to make all girls subs
Femdomfags are still trying to make kikis doms. Hell, I've seen some trying to make Ochisdoms already.

Greedy motherfuckers.

>> No.16894253

>>16894245
Melty Love. Gonna melt into the couch with my waifu and make love.

>> No.16894262

>>16894250
But Kiki's jobs are to please their mastah. Even if he has those fantasies. So obviously they won't become "super mistress of ball crushing" but in the bed they probably will take the dominant lead if that's what their mastah desired.

Ochimusha on the other hand, I have no idea what you're talking about. Could you explain?

>> No.16894264

>>16894250
I even stressed it was some people and on both sides, damn it.

>> No.16894266

I want to find a village of tiny, oppai loli weresheep and be introduced to their dire leader whom they've dubbed Oneechan

>> No.16894267

>>16894243
Tender gentle femdom. Starting with the lotus position.

>> No.16894271

>>16894253
Meaty love is nice, but after you're going to have to crack open a window because everything will be covered in a cloud of pink.

>> No.16894275

>>16894240
>>16894243
Would you want a Pharaoh to use her God Voice to soothe you as she gently strokes your dick and molests your ears with her mouth?

>> No.16894276

>>16894233
Yeah, some anon(s) push the headpat and "bullying" things really hard when the tougher monsters are talked about.

>> No.16894278

>>16894262
There were some faggots whining because Ochis were subs a few threads ago.

>> No.16894279

>>16894267
Oh sounds nice. Pharaohs are gentle femdom girls.
>>16894275
Yes, I want her to control me with her God Voice.

>> No.16894282

>>16894278
But I didn't know Ochimusha even fall into a category. I never saw it stated.

>> No.16894284

>>16894117
> Domfags
> Subfags
> Equalfags
> Musclefags
> Long ago, the 4 Husbandos lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the Fire Dog attacked.

>> No.16894285

>>16894266
How are you supposed to control your sexual urges around vulnerable short busty weresheep with comfortable for you just want to bury your face in while you pound them.

>> No.16894289

>>16894282
They never take initiative to fuck their masters.

>> No.16894291

>>16894228
Taking her to a fast food joint must be fun

>What do you mean you can't pay for this with gold coins?

>> No.16894295

>>16894284
My sides are gone

>> No.16894297

>>16894291
I want to see her face after she tries a burger.

>> No.16894303

Reminder that there is no point in trying to dominate a monster girl, they will always beat you. It's better to give yourself to them without a fight.

>> No.16894304

>>16894163
Is it clear? Recall that cockatrice was one of the early profiles (though of course she's not all submissive as she'll turn you to stone if you try to run away after "raping" her).

KC embraces a lot of fetishes, even if monster dominance seems to be a favorite of his.

>> No.16894305

>>16894289
Of course not. That's would be dishonourable.

>> No.16894309

>>16894233
You're still pretending femdomfags don't shitpost whenever hellhounds come up.

>> No.16894311

>>16894303
>tfw a lot of monster girls could break your weak ass

Hurts. Really hurts.

>> No.16894314

>>16894284
>hellhounds are responsible for putting men in a war against each other

HELLHOUNDS CONFIRMED 3DPD TIER

>> No.16894318

>>16894303
Dude, just stop.
I liked the setting back when it was that way too, but there are actual sub girls now and you're just asking for a stupid argument.

>> No.16894319

>>16894289
Which could be taken as meaning submissive, but I would say more that ochimusas are "obedient." To them being proper servants of their lord is a matter of honor.

I mean would you call the average samurai a "submissive" person simply because they have someone they obey without question?

>> No.16894320

>>16894314
It's not their fault, it's the fault of a certain group of posters that are insecure in their masculinity and feel the need to shitposting every chance they get.

>> No.16894321

>>16894303
I'll do it, and I'll win, too.

>> No.16894325

>>16894303
Fuck of Druella. You can't even take over the world in your own setting.

>> No.16894329

>>16894309
But I wasnt?
>femdom fags who keep trying to create false flags

You either want to continue the argument or you've got a victim complex.
Either way you didn't read the original post.

>> No.16894331

>>16894319
>I mean would you call the average samurai a "submissive" person simply because they have someone they obey without question?
Yes. That's the very meaning of submission. What the fuck Anon.

>> No.16894332

>>16894284
>Muscle
>Not switch
Dude what? Muscle isn't even like a relationship dynamic like the others are, that makes no sense.

>> No.16894334

>>16894320
>insecure in their masculinity

That's probably very common for a place like this

>> No.16894335

>>16894163
KC actually reversed A LOT of the primitive MGE and it is one of the few cases when it was A GOOD THING. MGs used to be a lot like 3DPDs, Lamias killed you for cheating (something I am not particularily against), Lizardmans could kill you just for having the daring of wanting her as a waifu and challenging her not being to her standards and Succubus went for handsome men (which presumably means they rejected ugly men). MGE was far from the waifu setting it is today, it used to be a lot more darker and 3DPD-like.

>> No.16894340

>>16894285
I don't know but cuddling with them all on the couch at the end of the day would be nice.

Oneechan would be on the lookout if I try to take advantage of the cuties.

>> No.16894342

>>16894332
>Muscle isn't even like a relationship dynamic like the others are,

You've obviously never been a muscle slut

>> No.16894347

>>16894279
Would you want her to make you thrust your hips while fully aware and unable to stop?

>> No.16894348

>>16894335
Those were just mistranslations. The profiles haven't changed at all.

>> No.16894349

>>16894297
She would still look elegant despite that patch of ketchup on her cheek.

>> No.16894351

>>16892466
Not to shit on your dreams there, but that's curable with modern medicine.

>> No.16894352

>>16894320
Pretty much all of this.
>I can dom any girl I want because I'm a man!
>Oh, KC released a new girl who can't be tamed even by gods
>Y-yeah!? Well I bet I could! No girl could ever beat me, even if she was taller and stronger!

>> No.16894353

>>16894335
That doesn't make my point any less valid.

>> No.16894355

>>16894347
Oh yes indeed.
>>16894349
I bet she would demand more.

>> No.16894356

>>16894329
They do plenty of non-falseflagging shitposting.

>> No.16894358

>>16894335
Man this would crush both fem and maledoms so hard, paladinposting would be cooler.

>> No.16894362

>>16894335
>Lizardmans could kill you just for having the daring of wanting her as a waifu and challenging her not being to her standards
>Anon tries to go to the Lizardman he's been watching from afar for a while
>approaches her with the cheapest sword he could buy with the limited money he had
>confident that if he shows passion for her, she'll understand his love
>get sword through the stomach and is left to rot in the dirt
>Lizardman walks away like it's nothing

>> No.16894366

>>16894340
What happens when your urges get the better of you and you try molesting the one in your lap? What does the oneechan do?

>> No.16894372

>>16894355
>"I demand more!"
>Other customers give their burgers to her

Would you try to stop her from using her God voice on something inane like this?

>> No.16894374

>>16894366
Depends.
Is the oppai loli enjoying herself?
Either way I'm claiming its a chest massage.

>> No.16894378

>>16894335
Most of those were just gelbooru translations being shit before better people were on the scene.

>> No.16894379

>>16894362
Pretty much, glad KC reversed that shit.

>> No.16894381

>>16894335
>Succubus went for handsome men
I actually remember reading that a few years back. I was surprised to see KC backpedled on it, even though it now means guys like me would have a chance, it still felt like he was watering his setting down too much for it

>> No.16894382

>>16894372
Probably, but I would be powerless.

I may suggest she might get fat on all of those.

>> No.16894386

>>16894146
>no queen of hearts
lets kill one of the OCs to make room

>> No.16894392

>>16894352
>No girl could ever beat me, even if she was taller and stronger!
As opposed to
>nuh uh you cant dom any of them they all have superstrength thanks to mamomo mana
Both sides are shit. The canon's shit too.

The best canon is headcanon. I don't know why you dumb faggots refuse to have yours in a setting about sexual fantasies.

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>>16894180
FOR FUCKS SAKE, BELTS GO ON YOUR PANTS, NOT ON YOUR BREASTS!

>> No.16894399

>>16894352
>monstergirls are invincible and humans in a fantasy setting can't get stronger than them
>what kind of an insecure faggot doesn't want to get trampled and pegged by their mistress, if you aren't a bitchboy doormat like me you aren't a real man
>the only time I grow a spine is when I ree at maledomfags
Two can play this game.

>> No.16894402

>>16894381
Some Succubi would adapt to capture introverted/nerdy men. Like those who would open a game bar or arcades to lure in those Anons.

I know I would fall for the latter if said arcade includes Bemani games.

>> No.16894403

Ok it's been long enough. Seriously stop now. Just don't reply to each other and it will benefit the thread a whole lot.

>> No.16894404

>>16894382
She's the pharaoh!
Why would she get fat off delicious mortal food?

>> No.16894405

>>16894386
I vote lani. She's literally joke threadcanon material who doesn't even have a story or single drawing, you might as well put CRUSHER or Kawaiipenis in her place for how relevant she is.

>> No.16894408

GLaDOS as an Automaton.

>> No.16894411 [DELETED] 

>>16894403
>waaah stop talking!

>> No.16894414

>>16894399
The difference is my example is essentially just the Hellhound shitposter guy mad they can't dom one specific species of girl, while you are just angrily making a strawman of all femdomfags.

>> No.16894417

>>16894381
MGs in general now has a ruling that MGs do not consider men as ugly and that physical appearance doesnt matter to them. It is one of the core aspects of the settings. So it indeed was a pretty radical change. But it makes perfect sense, this is a waifu setting and likely lots of fans didnt felt fully at home with the implication of 3DPD standards.
> Also if he didnt do that, a huge percentage of MG shitposting would be anons saying that your waifu will never love you and MGs only go for the top 10% men.

>> No.16894419
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16894419

Clockwork Planet is making me really love automatons. Ryuzu is perfection.
>loves her master but refuses to be his girlfriend/wife
>she loves him but thinks it would be rude for her to be on the same level as her beloved master
>when questioned how she can refuse by someone, states that she has free will and isn't like lovebots who will spread their legs that easily
The show isn't going to win any awards for writing or animation but it's rare that the main girl in something like this is so perfect.

>> No.16894420

>>16894411
I get the feeling you're behind most of the aggressive shitposting at the moment.

>> No.16894427

>>16894404
She might.

It could go right to her thighs.

>> No.16894428

>>16894420
Nah, I'm just making fun of you.

>> No.16894429

>>16894348
Some of them were very radical to being a mistranslation. How do you "mistranslate" the Succubus lookism if there is zero mention of it at all in what became the official profile?

>> No.16894441

>>16894427
Please, she's as thin as ever!
Everyone says so!

>> No.16894444

>>16894428
I wasn't even the guy you were replying to.
But if you feel the need to "make fun" of people and defend the dom/sub shitstorm then I don't know what your damage is.

>> No.16894445

>>16894429
people translate what they want to see like minotaur being a whore mistranslation or the black harpy trading husbands

>> No.16894449

>>16894441
Only because she makes everyone say it.

She can't fit into her outfit anymore.

>> No.16894451 [DELETED] 

>>16894444
Their shitposting is fun to read.

>> No.16894452

>>16894408
She really likes sampling and testing her husband's cum.

>> No.16894454

>>16894449
Of course she can!
It hugs her just as tightly as ever!

>> No.16894455

>>16894445
That would not be a mistranslation then, it would be outright deception and fabrication.

>> No.16894456
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16894456

I am horny
Horny about ELVES

>> No.16894457

>>16894429
As someone that has tried to translate some of the profiles before, I know it's not particularly difficult to completely misunderstand what is written.
Especially in the early days when there weren't any world guides or anything to supply all the important context.

>> No.16894461

>>16894456
I know some people dislike this guy's art style. But hot damn does he drawn some girls I want to fuck.

>> No.16894462

>>16894414
>the nonstop fucking, the corruption and the crazy demon realms? It's all totally hyperbole
>an upper mid tier monster that can't "even be tamed by the gods" in the same setting where one of the most powerful monster species wants stronger men, implying a human can overlevel an upper mid tier monster by several magnitudes? clearly 100% literal

>> No.16894464

>>16894454
They're creaking and snapping.
>>16894456
I want to hug her.

>> No.16894480

>>16894462
Pandemonium exists, corruption is real and so are wacky demon realms.
Also, they can be defeated. Nowhere is it stated that they can't be. They just won't yield ever.

>> No.16894481

>>16894464
>Porky pharaoh who acts like she's in shape and everyones too afraid to say anything
>Call her out on the clothes
>"Please! They're fine!"
>Strikes a pose that has a bit of jiggling.
>The strings on the side of her panties snap from her wide hips and the strings keeping her chest piece fly apart, her overly large breasts popping free.
>Entire room goes silent, her face slowly reddening bit by bit.
>"See it fits."
>Don't say anything, her guards coming up, each doing their best not to look at her
>"SEE it FITS"
>They hook you under the arms while another anubis runs up with some, secretly large, panties and a bigger bra.
>"SEE, IT FITS!" she's almost screaming now, everyone else just eating their burgers while your dragged off.

>> No.16894483
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16894483

Your clumsy, chubby Holstaur assistant has blundered another one of your nefarious plans by alerting the populace of the town you were about to expertly ambush with her incessant ringing. That damn imbecile! You don't even know why you keep her around, huffing about and always wanting to hug you and give you pointless positivity and words of encouragement. She can't even cast any spells! She just trundles along picking flowers and handing them to you, and they aren't even alchemically viable! How are you supposed to take over the world like this?!
You figure its time to punish the dumb dairymaker. What do you do, oh Dark Wizard Nefaranon?

>> No.16894484

>>16894457
I understand this happening with other profiles, like translating the Lizardman part that they do not kill men to them doing it. But how do you mistranslate something that has no mention or even hint at all? I mean, maybe you can mistranslate a One Piece chapter into saying Luffy is stronger than Whitebeard, but how exactly would you mistranslate it into something completely unmentioned like saying Palpatine is invading with his Death Star? It makes no sense unless the translation was changed or the translator was outright lying. Also supporting the theory that primitive profiles were different is that they have different art. The removal of the darkest aspects came, as far as I know, with the release of new profiles with updated art, its not like the same primitive profiles were uploaded with translations matching the newer updated ones.

>> No.16894486

>>16894462
I think the second line is confusing "taming" with "being more powerful than." The hellhound profile itself notes that there are men more powerful than them.

For comparison, any human is going to be stronger than a yellow jacket and could squish one with ease. That doesn't mean the yellow jacket will ever be "tamed" by you and would cease trying to sting if you grabbed it.

So yes, in a setting with a lot of superhumans like this there are a number (though not a huge number) of humans who could fuck a hellhound silly and she couldn't hope to overpower physically. The thing is its not going to stop her from wanting to turn around and fuck you silly. Add in that simply having sex with a hellhound makes you want to submit to her and I don't see a problem with them being known for being untameable.

>> No.16894487
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>>16884084
Yeti leg locking you with her big, fluffy paws

>> No.16894490

>>16894483
Gonna give her a bunch of cakes till shes big and pudgy and then have her walk about town in a too small cowprint bikini.

Also pumping her full of super strength lactation enhancers and letting her go unmilked for a month.

>> No.16894492

>you will never tuck your daughteru in for bed
>you will never give her a gentle kiss on the lips before slowly slipping your tongue in her tiny mouth
>you will never lazily tongue wrestle for a few short moments
>you will never break away from her then kiss her on the forehead and say goodnight
Why is this world so cruel?

>> No.16894495

>>16894492
You're a pedo, that's why.

>> No.16894499

>>16894481
She's probably going to force the kingdom's sized be readjusted so she's still a small.

>> No.16894500

>>16894492
Posts like this are bad for my morals, you can't keep getting away with this.

>> No.16894501

>>16894484
Without direct comparisons of the original Japanese text with later ones and verifying that the changes had to do with omitting the "darker" details I wouldn't say we have much evidence.

On another note, I was actually around back when random people were translating, and I recall one particular person who translated an early succubus profile noted that he "inferred" some of what was said. Which could of course mean he did make things up, whether on purpose or not. Let me see if I can find the old succubus profile in question...

>> No.16894502

>>16894492
Mam yer a fuckin loon yknow that

>> No.16894503

>>16894499
Probably.
It'll all be Queenly petite, super petite, stick thin, and every size above her, of which she will create new ones, will all just be fat.

>> No.16894504

>>16894492
That sounds pretty comfy there anon, though I'd also be giving my daughteru a bellyrub as part of her bedtime ritual.

>> No.16894508

>fatfags sneaking in

>> No.16894509

>>16894486
Yeah, it seems Hellhounds specific mamono mana, has the property of making you want to submit to them. I guess is a feeling of feeling so warm and protected that you just want to submit to her and embrace her protection. This makes me wonder if pre-Succubus DL Hellhounds were matriarchal and female Hellhounds dominated male ones. Their super heavy femdom behaviour, that they see men as weak and that they have specific mana that causes submission to them through intercouse, even to stronger men, makes me think so.

>> No.16894510

>>16894492
I'll just stick with a hug and a kiss on the cheek, thank you very much.

>> No.16894511

>>16894492
>Why is this world so cruel?

Because you could probably get arrested for saying this. That or beaten up in the streets.

>> No.16894513

>>16894486
>Add in that simply having sex with a hellhound makes you want to submit to her
[citation needed]

>> No.16894515

>>16894508
I never understood this, somebody talk about a girl with a tiny bit of pudge and then it's like their world gets turned upside down. But somebody talks about muscles and abs and it's completely fine.

Just let people talk about monster girls damn

>> No.16894516

>>16894511
Maybe in britbongland, but as long as the context is monstergirls I think he's fine. It's just words anyway.

>> No.16894521

>>16894508
I don't tend to care much for the fatfags, but it's the daughterdickers that truely deserved to be reee at.

>> No.16894522

>>16894513
I believe they are extrapolating from this line
>The only thing induced is pleasure so wild it causes a man to submit to them, unconditionally from the bottom of his heart along with the ejaculation.
Which seems like a bit of a stretch but eh.

>> No.16894524

>>16894515
The way it was being worded didn't make it seem like "a tiny bit of pudge" anon.

>>16894516
I agree with >>16894511 you should get your ass beat in the streets.
Go die pedo scum.

>> No.16894526

>>16894521
True.

>> No.16894529

>>16894521
I think they're all scum

>> No.16894531

>>16894522
That's more than just "a bit" of a stretch.

>> No.16894537
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16894537

>>16894490
A month later, your brilliant plan has gone... well, it's gone mixed. On the one hand, you've thoroughly stuffed the meaty milkmaiden to the point of plushness, her trunkish thighs barely supporting a titanic tush and squeezable midsection. So that part has gone great.
But now, you've noticed that her added size has increased her appetite several times over! You couldn't even get to the point of buying super strength lactation potions, as you're barely keeping up with finding food to have her feed herself with. Nevermind that the simpletons in town have taken such a warm welcome to her that they donate food regularly, these are the people you're going to enslave!
And now she's always squishing you up against her with her unusually powerful strength, lodging you against her softness and mooing all sick and saccharine, telling you to come lay in fields all day with her as her heaving hefty chest wobbles around leaking milk. The nerve! You are a dark wizard, not some doting husband!
What? Get rid of her? Don't be stupid. Every dark wizard needs an apprentice. And you're not famous enough to get a real cool apprentice, like a familiar or a Baphomet or something. You just had to settle for Darla. The Holstaur who followed you home one day.

>> No.16894540

Have you guys ever thought that maybe the daughteru stuff is just to bait you? Just like the countless other posts in the past few hours?

Just stop giving out the (you)s.

>> No.16894541

>>16894537
tl;dr

>> No.16894543

>>16894540
This.

>> No.16894545

>>16894509
I recall KC comparing them to amazoness in their behavior back when the profile was released, so it is possible.

Note too that the profile specifies they would never consider obeying "a male," rather than something broader like "a human." So indeed it may be a matriarchal attitude like the amazoness. Course its not like human women can tame them either.

>> No.16894548

>>16894483
You know what they always say, fight fire with fire! I'm gonna see how she likes being treated with kindness and love! I'm gonna accept those flowers and put one of them in her hair while commenting that even such a beautiful plant doesn't even come close to her beauty! I'll make a bouquet out of the rest of the flowers and give it to her and say that this will be the first of many and that she's gonna need to start looking at picking out a white dress! I'll hug her and kiss her and play with her floppy ears while rubbing her head, I'll pin her down and cuddle her all night while whispering sweat nothings her her ears about how wonderful she is and how lucky I am to have her in my life!

That'll show her, she'll get so sick of this overly lovey dovey treatment she'll never both me again! Surely!

>> No.16894553

>>16894524
Take a rake to yourself, leaf.

>> No.16894554

>>16894537
The breast.
Gonna take her on a date around town on that last day so I can milk her at midnight and sell the milk to recoup some of my losses.

Also she can spend the night in bed but only if she learned her lesson.

>> No.16894556

>>16894540
They just don't phase me. I don't see how you can get annoyed by them.

>> No.16894557

>>16894531
How is it a stretch to say that the orgasm causes the man to want to submit? I mean the profile outright says "from the bottom of his heart."

>> No.16894558

>>16894553
>Leaf
Nice try but no.

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16894577

>>16894501
Here it is, note how it is suspiciously much longer than any other early translation of the succubus profile. But without the Japanese version its impossible to say if the translator added/guessed about the "orgy" and "looks for handsome men" parts or if KC changed them.

But the fact that its length sticks out so much from the other early profiles makes me suspicious.

>> No.16894578

>>16894557
Fags eill try everything in their power to mold the profiles to fit their argument even if they're wrong because hellhounds being anything less than 100% undefeatable donut steel-steel-tier supercreatures who can't be pushed back is unfathomable to them.

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>>16894548
>>16894554
GENIUS! You've truly outdone yourself this time, you think to yourself, a masterful, dasterdly deed- you have now caused your magically maligned milkmaiden to fall in LOVE with you! This will...
Actually, you're not sure what this will do for you. Wait, how does this help you conquer the world again? Reviewing your decisions, you got through the appreciating her flowers, yep, you milked her tenderly, uh-huh, told her she was beautiful, cuddled her, massaged her booty and softly motorboated her clevage all night long, okay, did that...
Well, you're at a loss here. Now you've succeeded in getting her to act extremely lovey dovey towards you, and she's as doting as ever, she even knitted you some little scarf with 'Darla ind Nefreanon 4evre' knitted into it with a few backwards letters, but you don't feel any closer to world domination. Perhaps you missed a step somewhere?
No! It's probably her fault! Dammit! This always happens, ever since you were kicked out of the Dark Wizards Cabal...
More drastic and dramatic measures need to be taken! That's always what's required when things aren't going well!

>> No.16894584
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16894584

I want a waifu that will roughly slap me around when I resist to rape, until I give up and stop resisting. Which of all MGs would be the best waifu for me? I had hoped in the Hinezumi when I first saw her given she is a martial artist but her demand for her mate be strong too shot down that plane.

>> No.16894587

>>16894503
why not just make her some "emperor's new clothes?" those always fit just right

>> No.16894588

>>16894584
>Liking abusive girls

>> No.16894589

>>16894581
Give her a ring with your name on it. That should show her that she's yours and that you're in charge

>> No.16894592

>>16894581
>she even knitted you some little scarf with 'Darla ind Nefreanon 4evre' knitted into it with a few backwards letters
My heart

>> No.16894594

>>16894581
Easy.
Milk her.

Sell the milk to the village people.

Get their money.

Use the money to not only live but buy up their property until I rule it.

Gonna need to impregnate her to increase milk flow though, along with making sure she's still eating richly so that she can properly create large amounts of milk.

>> No.16894595

>>16894578
Oh they can defo be tamed. It is just that everyone will look down upon your self-insert and laugh, because the profile states you have to be superior to a god to do so: thus a fucking Gary Stu.

>> No.16894599

Singing monstergirls; [Y/N]?

>> No.16894601

>>16894581
This is just straight up RP, take it to the fucking wiki.

>> No.16894602

>>16894587
That I shall.
For the wise, it appears as if she's naked, for the lesser minded she'll appear clothed in fantastic robes!

>> No.16894609

>>16894595
>you have to be a gary stu to beat the mary sue
Well yeah.

>> No.16894611

>>16894588
Just for the first rape. After that the slapping will only happen upon kinky request always with a safe word.

>> No.16894614

>>16894581
Drastic times call for drastic measures, I know how I can remedy this situation and get us back on the track of world domination. I must impregnate her several times over! We must have as many children as possible so that we can create our own army and I'll finally have my own legion of assistants to conquer the world with! Its genius when you think about it, I can mold them into my own evil little assistants from the start and not have the docile, peaceful, lovely creature that is their mother! Now I know this will take quite some time, but world conquest takes time too, and this way I'll already have the beginnings of my own army by the time I start conquering!

>> No.16894616

>>16894599
Yep.
Especially when they are big and muscled!

>> No.16894617
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16894617

>>16894599
They're okay.

>> No.16894618

>>16894599
Sirens are already a thing so why not

>> No.16894620

>>16894599
Give me those lamias and sirens.

>> No.16894621

>>16894595
>a fucking Gary Stu
I don't see the problem, sounds like just the right man for the Mary Sue.

>> No.16894622

>>16894601
It's literally just a story in second person being written on the go with reader input you fucking faggot. The thread has had these for years.

Fuck off.

>> No.16894623

>>16894617
>Idolshit
Ree

>> No.16894627

>>16894609
She is far and away from a mary sue, she is not even Dragon tier. She only has a specific ability that makes her exceptional in one area. If you are looking for Mary Sues, you are looking for Lilims.

>> No.16894628

>>16894617
SLUTS

>> No.16894635

>>16894616
She will sing sons about how though is to be a musclegirl where everyone wants to marry a symbol of feminity like Inaris or Holstaurs.

>> No.16894637

>>16894622
>It's literally just a story in second person being written on the go with reader input
So it's roleplaying?

>> No.16894638

>>16894627
>Need to be a gary stu to defeat her
>But she's not a mary sue
Then I don't need to be god-tier to defeat a hellhound.

Make up your mind dude.

>> No.16894640

>>16894635
Maybe but I like muscle girls so she could always have me.

>> No.16894641

>>16894581
Pssst. Nefreanon, haven't you heard? Holstaurs become fearsome beasts when sex deprived. You can turn your bumbling companion into a town-conquering machine!

Course you have to give her some nookie first, get her hooked on it. And don't listen to those silly rumors about how you'll get hooked on her too, or that a sex deprived holstaur will only direct her fierceness toward her husband.

>> No.16894642

>>16894599
Most definitely anon, whether it's my daughteru humming along to her favorite songs or chancing upon hearing my waifu singing beautifully when she thinks she's alone, musically inclination is really cute!

>> No.16894644

>>16894642
musical*

>> No.16894645

>>16894637
>Second person writefagging is RP
Is this bait?

>> No.16894651

>>16894638
But you can defeat her. You just can't tame her, that's her specific thing.

>> No.16894654

>>16894588
I know it's embarrassing but I kind of have a fetish for abusive girls. I would love to be knocked around and roughed up by my waifu.

>> No.16894657

>>16894638
Nothing remotely official is saying you need to be a gary stu to defeat her. Again, the profile outright mentions there are men more powerful.

What you seem to not get is that "defeat" does not equal "tame." Hellhounds are untameable, not unbeatable.

>> No.16894661

>>16894657
>>16894651
Oh I was talking about defeating one, not taming.

>> No.16894663

>>16894661
Oh, okay then.

>> No.16894667

>>16894638
Not really. If this were Dragon Ball, Hellhound would be Captain Ginyu, having a very specific skill that makes you invincible in one area (in this case body switching no matter how far above you, your target it) is not being a Mary Sue, it just means being damn good at one area. If you want to see a Gary Stue, your guy would be Zeno, not Ginyu. The Hellhound is just damn good at the area of femdom, enough that only a Gary can defeat her in that specific area, this doesnt make her a Mary, just someone that has a skill developed to perfection. The Lilim on the other hand, is a true Mary Sue, to the point she CAN easily tame a Hellhound and you would need to be a Gary Stu to beat hear in ANY area, rather than just one.

>> No.16894680

>>16894667
>The Lilim on the other hand, is a true Mary Sue, to the point she CAN easily tame a Hellhound
Lilim are not stronger than gods, anon.
Even the Demon Lord can't beat the Chief God yet.

>> No.16894688

>>16894654
Yeah, is a lonely fetish and we have zero MGs to represent us. It seems that the Kamaitachi MIGHT be the one, but dont get your hopes high.

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16894690

>>16894589
>>16894594
>>16894614
>>16894641
Well, here you are, Neferanon, great and powerful, ruling over the land from your dark wizard's tower- Is what you would LIKE to say, but it couldn't be further from the truth.
In fact, you're sitting in a holding cell at the town sheriff's office, your 'bride' fussing over the bump on your head, mewling about how "She's sorry" and "She'll make it up to you" and other patronizing incessant drivel. Why?
>Walk into the center of town in your finest, most evil looking robes
>toting along Darla the Holstaur, blushing and dressed in a makeshift white gown with a bouquet of dandelions
>Announce to the town that you are marrying this Holstaur, and that you plan to have legions of children together with her (of course for the purpose of scaring the townsfolk into submission)
>You actually feel like you're getting somewhere for the first time as the townsfolk all start clapping, some cheering, clearly out of fear and reverence for their new malicious tyrant of a leader
>To accentuate, you tear open your robes and reveal the second part of your master plan- your black robes are covering a SECOND pair of robes, all red, and you bear yourself to your soon-to-be-rampaging assistant
>She turns teary eyed and smiling to you, but as soon as she sees your red robes her expression falls and a look unlike anything you've seen before shines in her eyes
>The last thing you remember is her making a noise like a freight train and charging, not at the townsfolk, but at YOU, bowling you over and tearing at your garments with a crazed look in her eye
It turns out, you're officially married now, and all you have to show for it is a bruised pelvis, 700silver worth of property damage (She apparently fucked you straight through a few shop walls before the guards could get her to settle down), and a few generous but cheap and homemade gifts from townsfolk made hastily to congratulate your out-of-the-blue wedding.
You know you'll be mad about this tomorrow but for right now, you're content to lay on your assis- your wife's breasts as she soothes your hair. You'll definitely get back to scheming to dominate the world tomorrow. Definitely.

>> No.16894696

>>16894688
Literally Ogres, anon.

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>>16894599
Always yes

>> No.16894699

>>16894680
The DL already defeated the CG in combat. She just hasnt been able to rewrite the settings of the ORIGINAL CG that makes the CG the DL defeated look like an Angel.

>> No.16894702

>>16894688
>we have zero MGs to represent us
That's not true, you have Ogre and Amazon.

>> No.16894706

>>16894680
Is this bait? Yes one can argue that on her own she wasn't stronger as it was she and her husband who beat the Chief God all those years ago, but at the same time she is stronger now than she was then.

Further "god" encompasses a wide range of powers levels in this setting.

>> No.16894712

>>16894706
Is this argument really necessary?

>> No.16894715

>>16894712
One of the things the internet was built on is unnecessary arguments. But yes, its not necessary, and power level arguments tend to be boringly repetitive anyway.

>> No.16894716

>>16894696
Nope, Ogres "beatings" are nothing but just her thursting super hard and riding you super wild. There are no strikes involved. It us so frustrating, just like there are MGs than make you horny by slashing you with their weapons rather than hurting you, I dont see why he couldnt make Ogres actually beat you up but with pleasure inducing beatings, but it is what it is. So far there is no MG that actually hits you as a modus operandi.

>> No.16894725

I don't usually share thoughs on lewd stuff, but I think I'm actually getting a thing for the idea of defeating and domming a hellhound as punishment for being a bad girl when she tries to jump my bones time and time again.

Something about prone boning her after winning a wrestle as she pouts and swears she'll get back at me someday is quite enticing.

>> No.16894734

>>16894702
Amazons are never stated to slap or hit their husbands, that is a myth.
And Ogres "beating pleasure" during sex is simply her riding you super hard. Though she does beat you up for real, but only if you face her in a fighting tournament. I have my fingers crossed with the Kamaitachi, since it seems the one in the martial arts pose does give you a trashing and restrains you pre-rape before the other cuts you. But we shall see when she is translated.

>> No.16894735

>>16893025
Oh wow. I got an artist to accept my request on the first time. I tried to steer him a little in the direction of drawing what I want, but he kinda took the wheel. Nothing wrong with that though since it's still going to be art that I like.

>> No.16894736

Do you have an image folder for your waifu anon? How many pictures are in there?

>> No.16894744

>>16894736
Yes, around 7500 files.

>> No.16894748

>>16894736
Gazerfag has a whole hard drive probably.

>> No.16894749

>>16894736
counting variations, 201

>> No.16894754

>>16894736
Yes I do anon, there are just 24 images in it. Those are all commissions and requests though, so they're all specific to me.

>> No.16894757

>>16894744
Jesus christ! Just for your waifu?

>> No.16894764

>>16894744
dragonfag is that you

>> No.16894774

>>16894736
Yup, 302 files with one subfolder.
>>16894744
You're one of those human waifuists aren't you?

>> No.16894778

http://imgur.com/3lhuzzz
>no ochimusha minamoto who dotes on you like she's your momster
Someone end me already!

>> No.16894779

>>16894757
>>16894774
I've been collecting pictures for well over five years man.
She is from an existing work, so I have it much easier than others in that regard, but it's also been time. No, she's not human.
Honestly I've been filtering out some of the lower-quality ones as of late.

>> No.16894780

>>16894736
About 7.

>> No.16894788

>>16894778
>no Ochimusha to just hold me

>> No.16894790

>>16894734
InB4 the changes to the Kamaitachi KC mentioned was to make her less abusive and more submissive.

>> No.16894791

>>16894736
Her species? About 50 is my really rough estimate.

Actual pictures of her? I've got an infinite amount in my mind!

>> No.16894796

>>16894791
>I've got an infinite amount in my mind!
That's cute anon.

>> No.16894802

Would monstergirls discourage showering so they could smell your ball stank?

>> No.16894804

>>16894790
This has been a fear of mine since the changes were announced.

>> No.16894806

>>16894778
Fuck, that sounds perfect. Especially if she excused all her lewd acts as just being part of her 'duty'.

>> No.16894811

>>16894335
...and better.

>> No.16894812

>>16894796
Thanks anon, but what's really cute here is my waifu. She's adorable.

>> No.16894814

>>16894779
>She is from an existing work, so I have it much easier than others in that regard, but it's also been time. No, she's not human.

Morrigan Aensland? A Touhou gal?

>> No.16894821
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16894821

> No Ochimusha to look at you with a "When the fuck are you going to ask me to fuck?! Cant you see Im just too shy to do it myself?!" face.

>> No.16894824

>>16894778
What kind of clothing can form-fit around breasts to that degree?

>> No.16894828

>>16894824
Latex.

>> No.16894832

>>16894824
Premium leather

>> No.16894860

>>16894802
Some might not even let you get that far
>come home after working out, you really worked up a sweat
>as soon as you step in the door, you hear little footsteps coming down the hallway
>you're bloodhound kobold rounds the corner, sniffing the air, until she sees you dripping with sweat
>she heart-pupils as she tackles you and begins to eagerly sniff and lick you all over
>you manage to pry her off of you so you can take a shower
>after you get out, you check the hamper to find, unsurprisingly, that your musk soaked clothes are gone
>you find her on her bed, face down in you gym shorts, taking deep whiffs as her tail goes absolutely crazy

>> No.16894866

>>16894690
What a load of shit.

>> No.16894869

>>16894802
That's pretty disgusting. But fucking hot.

>> No.16894870

>>16894860
I'm not him, but holy heck anon that sounds like the dream. I don't work out and I don't think I'd make a habit of it even when I do go to my waifu, but I might make exceptions solely to get myself into scenarios like this.

>> No.16894871
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16894871

>>16894778
>an Ochimusha with Raikou's body and yandere Jocasta complex personality
Yes please.

>> No.16894875

>>16894860
Why is this making me diamonds

>> No.16894879

What the hell is MGC and is it a fan made thing or does it actually exist in the setting?

>> No.16894880
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>> No.16894885

>>16894879
It's something PsychoFox claims is his setting and memes about constantly.

>> No.16894886

>>16894871
Sounds like absolute perfection to me.

>> No.16894888

>>16894885
>PsychoFox
literally who?

>> No.16894890

>>16894880
Do all wolfus let you do this if you ask them? Will they cuddle you and tell you everything will be ok as they run their hand over your head?

>> No.16894893

>>16894879
Its just some thing YBA made for his setting a few years ago that became popular as a meme.
I miss YBA, Vengeance is too much for me but his other work is great. Especially Graystorm.

>> No.16894896

>>16894871
Mama no.

>> No.16894899

>>16894896
Mama knows best, my lord.

>> No.16894900

>>16894879
My impression is that in this thread its typically treated/played with as just a modern day city version of KC's setting, an excuse to put his girls in modern situations, but with thread canon for some of the girls too. So no, it doesn't actually exist in any official material and I doubt KC has ever even heard of it.

>> No.16894903

>>16894899
W-what about that Ryu though?
Or those onis?
I can't handle mama AND them!

>> No.16894905

>>16894821
>ochimusha is fed up that master is taking too long to fuck her and decides to speed things up
>sneaks into his room late at night to whisper lewd things about plowing the fuck out of her, claiming she was just checking in on him if he wakes up
>leads him into "dangerous areas" so she can press her chest up against him, all in the name of protecting him
>buys several novels for him to read on long journeys, all of them about masters falling in love with their servants or bodyguards

>> No.16894907

>>16894885
He didn't invent it though, it was YBA. I've noticed he lies about a lot of things and tries to play it off as "teasing" when he gets called out.

>> No.16894920

>>16894905
This dense master needs a damn Eros sword straight through his chest.

>> No.16894923

>>16894907
Literally who the fuck is psychofox though

>> No.16894930

>>16894923
Liquid Inari was best drama.

>> No.16894931

>>16894923
You might know him as CommercialAnon and the faggot that posts random foxes claiming they're goddesses

>> No.16894937

>>16894923
Commercialanon. A guy who spammed the thread with greentexts about a mg who watches MGC TV shows and described the commercials between them.
It was a nice idea but he wouldn't stop posting them and when anons got tired of it he invented a shitposter called "salt-kun" who he said was the only guy who hated his commercials.
He calls himself psychofox now.

>> No.16894940

>>16894930
Truly it went down as one of the greatest comedy moments in the thread's history.

>> No.16894943

>>16894940
What was it?

>> No.16894946

>>16892584
This is just like my former friends, only they were dudes who were hypocritical bullies who got bulled whenever I didn't see them.

>> No.16894948

>>16892610
Do you even know what degenerate means?

>> No.16894953

>>16892773
She produces fertile eggs when she wants to.

>> No.16894959

>>16894943
>guy called InariKitsune kept posting stories about guys being turned into monstergirls and trolling the thread in general
>one day he starts posting more than usual, encouraging other writefags to do T/F stuff
>confusingly, another namefag called InariKitsune shows up and calls the guy we were all talking to an imposter
>both inaris argue they're the real one at each other for a while
>ending with the real Inari getting a trip and posting an angry response on his pastebin

>> No.16894967

>>16894946
>who got bulled whenever I didn't see them.
This honestly sounds like you're trying to look tough on an anonymous message board.

>> No.16894976

>>16894931
>>16894937
Oh, that asshole. I saw a lot of people getting accused of being like him even when they didn't deserve it.
Yeah no, that guy was the worst.

>> No.16894983

>>16894937
>>16894959
literally worse than KDF

>> No.16895005

I need reversed gender role one shots I feel stumped at the moment.

>> No.16895006

>>16894976
He wouldn't be that bad if he just stopped lieing. He keeps trying to claim other peoples work and ideas as his own and even said he was /jp/s mod once.

>> No.16895012

>>16895006
>lieing

But if the stuff you said is true that's real shitty of him.

>> No.16895018

>>16895005
What do you mean?

What about full nelson but it's a manticore doing it to you while she milks you with her her tail pussy?

>> No.16895029

>>16895018
What about not a full nelson, but instead soft-core bondage while she cuddles you from behind.

>> No.16895037

>>16895029
That's an idea I like.

>> No.16895057

>>16895029
Ideally, manticore sitting behind you, hugging her arms across your chest to restrain your arm movement, hooking your legs over hers to give her tail ample access to your pelvic area, while nipping at your ear and licking across your neck.

>> No.16895060

>>16895057
I don't know why I love this position so much, but I just do. It's like spooning but way lewder.

>> No.16895065

>>16895057
I want a dire manticore who is a tomboy who loves to cuddle me whenever she gets home from work.

>> No.16895076

>>16895057
Mmmm. Shoulder and neck nibbles as well.
it's cruel that this will never be real

>> No.16895092

>>16895057
So, this
http://mgewiki.com/w/File:Manticore115.jpg
I really had to resist the temptation to post the CIA edit.

>> No.16895093

>>16895076
>spoiler

Please stop reminding me. It's too painful.

>> No.16895094
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16895094

Being married to an Ochimusha is:
> Having a woman that is the epitome of feminity and strenght at the same time
> Feeling safe as she clings to your arm pressing her boobs against you to protect you
> Feeling powerful knowing you can direct her blade at anything on your command
> Living worry free always knowing she is always protecting you with her blade
> Having her beautiful toned body made for combat immediately having sex with you on command
> Sighing in love and admiration as you see her performing her daily training sessions showing off her toned body and expert warrior skills
> Except for those cute times she knows you are watching her and stumbles like a cute ditzy girl as she gets nervous and try to perform too hard to impress you
> That special feeling when you know you are having sex with the girl that protects you
> Knowing the unique mischievous glee of having her badass warrior attitude melt into a shy blushing helpless teen girl with a simple sexual inuendo

>> No.16895099

>>16895092
That is the perfect position. In my book nothing beats it

>> No.16895102

>>16895094
All of those are fantastic. I silently have taken a huge liking to the idea of an Ochi just like that as well.
> Knowing the unique mischievous glee of having her badass warrior attitude melt into a shy blushing helpless teen girl with a simple sexual inuendo
So cute, and so wonderful and badass and all of it at the same time. We need more Ochi stuff.

>> No.16895103

>>16895094
They're great girls and you've just listed all the reasons why I like them.

>> No.16895105

>>16895094
10/10
But remember, they ARE undead. There's a whole slew of great things about them because of that too, they're more than just samurai lovers.

>> No.16895108

>>16895099
Plenty of positions beat it.

>> No.16895110

>>16895094
>You will never slowly disrobe your Ochi as she sits on her knees, feeling every inch of her cold skin as she bashfully hides her face from your eyes and tries to control her breathing so as not to disturb the sound of quiet rain outside

>> No.16895113

>>16895108
Maybe to you anon. But there's something about getting jerked off by a big girl while she holds you close from behind that just does it for me.

>> No.16895127

>>16895094
>> Feeling safe as she clings to your arm pressing her boobs against you to protect you

>"Aruji-dono, forgive me, but please do not stray too far. It is a dangerous place and-"
>Mumble through her huge breasts that you're literally walking in the middle of town and there's no need to be so close

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What monstergirl would be best for this pic?

>> No.16895167

>>16895166
>3dpd

>> No.16895172

>>16895167
P'orc?
Got it
I'm hitting my drawing pad right now

>> No.16895173

>>16895166
Amazoness or Hellhound

>> No.16895189

>>16895172
Well I won't argue against P'Orc stuff.
Tentatively.

>> No.16895203

>>16895167
3dpd is important for artists to use as reference material.

>> No.16895206
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This bunny rabbit looks funny and makes weird noises

>> No.16895209

>>16895166
And the vision
that was planted in my brain
still remains

>> No.16895217

>>16895206
Try giving it meat. The both kinds.

>> No.16895220

>>16895206
My little cannibal can't be this cute!

>> No.16895234

>>16894080
>Also, if a human man and a monster eat these mushrooms at the same time, it'll be like a clash of two beasts, but the monster won't be able to overpower the male due to her strength weakening, and the human man will definitely end up winning and violating the monster.

>> No.16895239

>>16895234
That's... disappointing.

>> No.16895243

>>16895234
femdomfags btfo

>> No.16895245

>>16895220
Myth Wendigos are cannibals?

>> No.16895247

>>16895245
yeah

>> No.16895248
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> You want to take a walk through the Zipangu mountains
> You are unsure if you should go because there are Onis there
> Your Ochimusha waifu confidently says "Dont worry, you are safe with me, master!"

>> No.16895249

>>16895247
No wonder nobody sees them nowadays, eating each other like that.

>> No.16895252

>>16895245
You thought the stretchy meat meme came from nowhere?
Good luck thinking of what it is now.

>> No.16895256

>>16895234
A nice equalizer.

>> No.16895257

>>16895245
Yeah, humans are pretty good.

>> No.16895262

>>16895248
>Bouncing tit ARMOR
RREEEEEE

>>16895252
Well I don't care that much about wendigos anyway.

>>16895257
Cannibalizing only encompasses eating members of your own kin.

>> No.16895266

>>16895262
Her breasts are so dense they can deform steel.

>> No.16895267

>>16895248
That's some cheap Chinese armor plating if her boob makes it bend and jiggle

>> No.16895270

>>16895266
Someone do the math and calculate just how dense this would be, because I don't even know where to start.

>> No.16895272

>>16895245
I wouldn't worry about it.

>> No.16895274

>>16895252
Well to be fair, the whole "Wendigos love meat" joke came from making their mythological counterpart's cannibalism cute instead of scary.
So instead of feasting on the flesh of man they just really like some good meat.

>> No.16895277

>>16895270
I don't know math but I think they'd make walking an impossibility due to snapping her spine.

>> No.16895279

>>16895274
We need a monstergirl for when jokes go over people's heads.

>> No.16895281

>>16895277
Anything is possible when it comes to breasts.

>> No.16895282

>>16895277
>*the math
Damn it, why do I always only notice once I've hit send?
I wanna shove my face between my waifu's tits and groan in frustration.

>> No.16895284

>>16895279
Maybe a Wurm or a cute fairy.

>> No.16895286

>>16895277
>I don't know math
/mgt/, everybody.

>> No.16895287

>>16895279
I think that's just the internet in general man. Without the verbal part it's hard to tell if someone's being sarcastic.

>> No.16895288

>>16895279
Chesire is for that.

>> No.16895289

>>16895284
>Fairy making a half smug half pity face
Whip it up

>> No.16895292

>>16895286
See >>16895282

>> No.16895295

>>16895286
To be fair, math is hard.

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>still waiting for tentacle girls to be real
One day...

>> No.16895312

>>16895305
They're just the best. Cuties and such great personalities.

>> No.16895318

>>16895305
>"girls"

>> No.16895326
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>>16895286
>Math is hard
>Go to high school, have to do powers and roots at most
>Go to uni, get thrown numbers that literally don't exist

>> No.16895327

>>16895305
>wanting to be fucked in the ass while something else fucks your waifu

>> No.16895331

>>16895326
It's your own fault for going into a program that involves that sort of shit. Should have just gotten a useless arts degree and become a NEET after you graduate.

>> No.16895332

>>16895326
>Go to uni, get thrown numbers that literally don't exist
Ha ha
It's funny because it's true.

>You'll never mindboggle a hakutaku to the point of giving up with simple calculus equations from your world and be seen as some kind of madman

>> No.16895333

>>16895305
>You know exactly where this one is going
To stir my coffee of course.

>> No.16895336

>>16895327
Who said anything about a threesome? You seem insecure about your masculinity anon.

>> No.16895341

>>16895326
>Hey teacher, why does this formula use this weird ass thing?
>"No idea, check google."

>> No.16895347

>>16895327
I'd tell you this is shit bait, but I genuinely can't figure out what it is you just pulled out of your ass.

>> No.16895349

>>16895326
>get to grad studies
>all that math vanishes into the ether
I haven't touched a vector field in three years.

>> No.16895351

Monstergirls don't work in a modern setting.

>> No.16895354

>>16895351
Humans don't work in a modern setting.

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>>16895327

>> No.16895357

>>16895347
>I genuinely can't figure out what it is you just pulled out of your ass.
Oh you motherfucker

My fucking sides

>> No.16895358

>>16895354
NEETs don't work in a modern setting

>> No.16895360

>>16895332
I want to try to explain to a Hakutaku that i=√-1 and that, although its an imaginary number, is actually used even thought a square root of any negative does not exist.

Also i want to try and teach her the laws around high level calculus just so she can Snap her psyche in half and just rape me because "Oh this silly thing doesn't matter,
let me teach how to be a man anon!"

>> No.16895362

>>16895305
Tentacles are for inching nervously towards you.

>> No.16895367

>>16895358
NEETs don't work in any setting.

>> No.16895368

>>16895360
How can a man resist saying "You're just kissing me because you don't know the answer."?

>> No.16895372

>>16895360
My waifu will only get the D when she solves the Bernoulli's from my balls to the oh man engineering really did make me insane

>> No.16895373

>>16895362
but how do you feel about ara ara tentacles

>> No.16895382

>>16895373
Inch nervously towards them.

>> No.16895395

>>16895382
kek. Good answer.

>> No.16895399

Gyarus are olev

>> No.16895401

>>16895399
What type of gyarus are we talking about?

>> No.16895406

>>16895326
I learned about imaginary numbers in high school, and I went to american public school.

>> No.16895408

>>16895360
>The secret to opening the portal lies in the use of i
>A number that not even hakutakus can figure out, which is why the portal hasn't yet opened from either side
>Because like our waifus, i doesn't exist

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>Greeting Tanuki wife as she comes home from work.
>Taking her coat and bag off of her hands before she collapses onto the couch like a ragdoll.
>Sitting in the easy chair next to her and asking how her day was.
>Listening intently as she tells you about her getting shafted hard by the board of directors after the latest failure to acquire the land rights to their newest plant.
>Stroking her hair as she lets out the longest sigh of her life.
>Offering to give her a back massage.
>Giving her one hell of a back message.
>Reducing her into a pile of warm dough from the incredibly relaxing message.
>Waiting until Tanuki wife has her guard down and suddenly grabbing her by the shoulders.
>Leaning in and whispering into her ears, "Hello welcome to Anon's and associates sperm bank. Would you like to make a withdrawal?"
>Helping your wife get over the "Over draft fees."

>> No.16895413

>>16895406
Congratulations, I guess

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>>16895401
All kinds of gyaru.

>> No.16895419

>>16895372
>spoiler
Engineering does things to people, Electrical Engineering is a hell all on its own.

>> No.16895426

>Finally get time off from side job so I actually have free time for once.
>Still end up back in this thread.
>Look at all the writing projects I've started and abandoned like a black father.
>Still end up back in this thread.
>I'm not even super turned on by Monster Girls, Except Horse Pussy for some reason.
>Still end up back in this thread.

How's life /mgt/?

>> No.16895427

>>16895418
So the girl on the right is secretly a deathclaw, right?

>> No.16895430

>>16895419
Mechanical is making me question the intricate value of life and why we're wasting it

>> No.16895433

>>16895418
QUICK, GET THE RAID!

>> No.16895434

>>16895418
Oh man I want a handjob. And those gyarus look pretty good.

>> No.16895437

>>16895427
Yes, and the girl on the left is secretly an excellent future wife

>> No.16895443

>>16895426
I've had a leg infection for a week, it hasn't been fun.

>> No.16895452

>>16895426
I ate a pizza with my classmates and flirted with a girl. We gave the teacher some pizza too because he is cool.

>> No.16895456

>>16895430
Don't go into civil. It makes you question how we still function as a society with all this shit.
Both figuratively and literally.

>> No.16895461

>>16895426
I made it almost two weeks before coming back today. The first thing I saw was shitposters whining about lilims again. Same old, same old.

>> No.16895464

>>16895430
Chemical is gonna end in disappointment when I come to the conclusion it's not gonna involve explosives and drugs.

>> No.16895468
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16895468

So we've got a few of the one's here already, which would you like to see show up next and which do you think would be most likely for KC to make next, if he does make North American mythological creatures again.

>> No.16895469

>>16895464
>chemical
Thats like going into Aerospace and expecting to get a job anywhere, only with 50% less unemployment..

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>All these engineers (or engineer-to-bes)
I do have to wonder, though. What would be a waifu's reaction if she already loved a waifufag thinking he was a useless NEET and being alright with it, only to find that he was/is going to be something like an engineer?

Do it for her, anons. Opening the portal is a team effort.

>> No.16895487

>>16895456
>>16895430
>>16895372


>All these engineering majors in the thread.
10 bucks its just the gremlins trying to lull us into a false sense of security.

>>16895461
I can't really remember that last time I was in the thread. So I think this counts as a victory? But it's only because I don't even have time to shitpost these days.

>> No.16895491

>>16895468
What about Hell Biker?

>> No.16895500

>>16895426
Whiskey bent and hell bound, anon

>> No.16895501

>Tfw no stories about a big muscular harpy named Diane.
>Tfw Diane will never get anon's Johnson.

>> No.16895505

Being a landscaper would be a pain with monster girls.

>> No.16895509

>>16895426
I spent all of last night pulling apart six kilivolt boards for an electrostatic amplifier project and testing all the parts on them because the designer was too lazy to put decent dissipation values for the current resistors in his schematic. Hundred bucks in fets and BJT's down the drain when the whole thing blew up.

Oh, also passed my EPA 608 Universal license last week so I could install my new condenser at my house without dealing with contractors.

>tfw you hate dealing with salesmen so much you become licensed at their level just so you don't have to deal with them


>>16895469
I had two friends go into aerospace and do okay. Mostly because one went to a school in the same city as the Boeing plant and had some connections, and the other went to the school right next to the Space X rocket engine testing center and they had a really good internship to entry job program.

They honestly shouldn't even have aerospace programs in colleges with no aerospace industry next to them. It's ridiculous.

>> No.16895510

>>16895487
I do biomedical engineering. I guess I'm half Lich half Gremlin husbando.

>> No.16895513

>>16895500
Whatcha drinking? I got me some fireball over here.

>> No.16895522

>>16895456
I actually switched from civil. The bad memories about concrete sample stress tests still haunt me.

But hey, at least thermodynamics won't make me want to die as fast

>> No.16895528

>>16895426
Got to see three dead bodies in two days last week, and several people on drugs yesterday, but hey at least I've got some good proof for why you should always wear your seat belt and I also got my second job so there's some more money.
Gotta love EMS.

>> No.16895530

>>16895513
Yellowstone Select Bourbon, have a bottle of Blood Oath I'm saving for a birthday party tomorrow. And the Van Winkle is only for special occasions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k9SjMpAxRM

>> No.16895534

>>16895487
I just finished my undergrad EE degree. And now time for grad school. Round 2, here we go.

What'd I do for a slime to relax inside after each day.

>> No.16895536

>>16895487
Eh, half of them are going to give up and switch programs anyway.

>> No.16895543

>>16895530
Oh wow, sounds expensive.
Highest shelf stuff I've ever drank is Old Weller and that was a few years ago, and that's just because it was a present from my father.

>> No.16895549

>>16895543
I work in a liquor store, more of a side job because GI bill pays my bills. So I have my ear to the deck for rare whiskeys, and get a substantial discount.

>> No.16895551

>>16895484
Oh man, I can just imagine how disappointed my waifu is going to be when she finds out I'm a jobless arts major/graduate.

>> No.16895581

>>16895549
You gonna share any of that with a nice oni or hog it all?
>>16895551
Look on the bright side, anon. At least you have some extra toilet paper.
I'm sure your waifu will love you for being so prepared.

>> No.16895582

>>16895551
Nah man, at least you picked something with a soul. I'd think MGs would be all over that, since things like money and such wouldn't be as important in their society. dig that. I'm the one who's (not) fucked. Why would a hellhound want an accounting major?

>> No.16895584

>>16895581
I would share, if she showed herself

>> No.16895587

>>16895582
>A hellhound not wanting an accounting major.
How else is she supposed to keep track of the property damage caused by her pups?

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You think what they're selling is all natural?

>> No.16895602

>>16895592
Probably. Only one way to find out.

>> No.16895604

>>16895592
I kind of want to grope and molest them

>> No.16895605

>>16895582
My degree is in Public Policy, and I can assure you there is no soul in that. Since I lack the creativity to anything with fine arts, and I lack the intelligence to do anything with substance, this is what I was left with. The only thing my degree trained me to do is to be a boring soul-sucking bureaucrat, and not even a monstergirl is going to be interested in that.

At least there's some money to be had in accounting, so at least you have that.

>> No.16895610

>>16895551
>tfw film/tv major

>> No.16895612

>>16892423
Variety is fucking shit,

>> No.16895622

>>16895551
>masters in CS
>high 5 figure salary
>no debt
>still want to kill myself
This is the most boring, shitstain life ever. I should have listened to my gut instinct and gone to film school. At least then I might be able to take some pride in my work.

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>>16893353
>>16893382
>>16893367
>>16893397
>>16893455

You spend the rest of the day tossing strawberries into her mouth.

>> No.16895627

>>16895551
>tfw college dropout
That's fine though, my waifu is very much an nerdy academic with a passion for knowledge like that, she'd love me anyway!

>> No.16895632

>>16895622
>CS
Programming is as depressing as engineering. There is no pride in either one, theres this sense of uselessness and disappointment that no matter what you make it was worthless/useless in the end and has no impact on anything.

I regret a majority of my life choices up to this point.

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>>16895622
At least you have a life of some sort, I'm still currently a worthless NEET.
>>16895624
Bless these beetles.

>> No.16895640

>>16895632
>Last spoiler
Welcome to the club.

>> No.16895648

>>16895624
I wonder if a Soldier Beetle would carry her charge around with her on her back as he occasionally pops a piece of fruit into her mouth.
I wonder what it would take to make her smile?

>> No.16895650

>>16895624
>politely holding her hands together
Cute buggu
Would meet once a week to toss fruits to

>> No.16895662

>>16895624
my god, she has developed a taste for fresh fruit and we can't do anything to stop her!

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>>16895592
all natural, organic grass fed!

>> No.16895666

>>16895605
>The only thing my degree trained me to do is to be a boring soul-sucking bureaucrat
>Nukiahegao.jpg

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>>16895632
That's why you have to be smart and make [spoilers] absolutely no life decisions whatsoever and just go through life pretending that it'll all be over by the time things finally get moving anyway so you might as well drive just a smidgen more reckless just to get a higher chance of dying in a car accident and never facing life at all[/spoiler] you know, like a pussy.

I believe in you, anon! Don't give up!

>> No.16895674

>>16895669
wow, I fucked up that spoiler.

>> No.16895675

>>16895666
Wouldn't they be more interested in accounting anon?

Besides, I don't like Tanuki.

>> No.16895678

>>16895674
Use ctrl+s

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>>16895675
Shut it down.

>> No.16895691

>>16895669
I've always wondered, how do MG's wit kemonmimi wear glasses?

I know that back in the old days glasses would pinch the nose to stay on. Do kemo MG's have something similar?

>Inb4 4 ears.

>> No.16895696

>>16895691
I've wondered the same thing, but I have not found a good answer.

>> No.16895701

>>16895691
Mamono mana.

>> No.16895703

>>16895426
>Torn meniscus
>Overworked
>Agoraphobic panic attack in the middle of teaching a class
>Whole Dom/Sub tirade reminded me that I'm not enough for either extreme

I suppose it could be worse...

>> No.16895704

>>16894492
Because fuck you that's why.

>> No.16895712

>>16894599
Yes, double yes for making other anons pissy because it's not to their exact brand of music that they like. Triple for causing everyone to clamor over each other to classify their styles of music.

>> No.16895725

>>16894736
A half dozen, because that's all the fanart she has.

>> No.16895727
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16895727

Artist sent me an updated sketch! Hope you guys are having a good night!

>> No.16895735

>>16895727
If I didn't know it was you I would say that image was /u/. Goodnight wockfag.

>> No.16895742

>>16895735
It must be tough being cuter than your waifu.

>> No.16895748

>>16895742
Monster girls are mostly sexy, but gazerfag and wockfag look just look like generic cute anime girls.

>> No.16895752

>>16895234
Well then, I guess everyone needs a loophole for the general femdom that monster girls generally are predisposed to.

>> No.16895753

>>16895748
Maybe they are generic cute anime girls, and we're getting rused here.

>> No.16895769

>>16895753
Maybe so. Out of the trio I think Miiafag might be the only dude.

>> No.16895776

>>16895426
I can't find a job and college is months away. Bright side though I now have a steady stream of happy pills, I study math for hours and study at the library alot more often. Overall I'd say I'm kind of happy with how things are right now.

>> No.16895786

>>16895622
HOW? You literally have achieved financial peace and have enough steady work to do whatever you want as a hobby.

>> No.16895788

>>16895426
Life is shit, and I don't foresee it ever getting better.

Maybe I should just join the military full-time and hopefully get KIA in a "hot" theater.

>> No.16895789

>>16895484
Sorry for her, I'm a boring accountant who loves monotony and hates people calling him lazy. Maybe with her I can grow an interesting personality.

>> No.16895792

>>16894617
Sirens are the sluttiest birbs.

I want to watch them.

>> No.16895796

>>16895675
Wait, there's an accounting anon?

>> No.16895797

>>16895786
I hate to bring him up, but you know the guy who made Minecraft?
Turns out he lives in a constant fucking state of ennui.
Go figure.

>> No.16895821

>tfw watched Tron Legacy
>tfw no futuristic digital universe adventures with my waifu in sexy skintight bodysuits
Feels bad.

>> No.16895822

>>16895786
The ability to do what you want, when you want, with no limitations whatsoever sure can suck the fun out of those things you like.
Remove the obstacles that lead to obtaining whatever it is you desire and that good feeling you used to get turns completely hollow. And once you realize that, it's all downhill from there.

>>16895797
Not surprising. The dude liked doing small stuff, just trying out ideas. Suddenly everybody's breathing down his neck, looking at his every moves.

>> No.16895826

>>16895742
Gay.

>> No.16895827

>>16895592
>bakery run by holstaurs
>famous for the best pastries in MGC
>always smell like fresh baked bread
>always give you an extra donut or scone when you visit

>> No.16895835

>>16893468
You're fucking trash. Go bully the sun with your eyes.

>> No.16895839

>>16895827
Cute!

>> No.16895840

>>16895835
But I don't want to shame it into turning itself off so no one has to notice it's ugly visage.

>> No.16895843
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16895843

What rules would a High School of both Men and Monsters have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD-WLWvgrpE

>> No.16895844

>>16895843
Clean up your bodily fluids after yourself. If you can give a fuck, you certainly can give another in keeping the school clean.

>> No.16895854

>>16895844
That just ruins the mood!

>> No.16895862

>>16895854
Unless you want the Slime and Shoggoth custodians to start multiplying and eating the school get to mopping!

>> No.16895870

>>16895862
I don't know anon, if my waifu and I were back in high school and together I don't think we'd do much fucking there. We aren't much for actually having sex in public.

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>>16895843
The Minotaur P.E Teacher is allowed inside the men's changing rooms, in order to make sure they put on their P.E uniforms properly.

>> No.16895886

>>16895843
Same thing as in the video.

>> No.16895890

>>16895843
Cuntteasing is forbidden.
If you get a girl wet, you have to get her off.

>> No.16895893

If you have multiple maids, remember that it's cruel to play favorites. Inseminate them all.

>> No.16895895

>>16895893
I only have one and I don't dick her.

>> No.16895900

>>16895890
And if a girl got a boy hard she needs to service him. Boy it would be hard to get through school.

>> No.16895903

>>16895875
PE is now my favorite class

>> No.16895906

>>16895903
Be careful with theacher Minoshida.

>> No.16895909

>>16895893
I want to have several maids but only have crush on one of them. I think the others would understand, even if they were jealous. I'm sure they'd support their lucky friend and work to get us together.

>> No.16895912

>>16895909
They would rape you.

>> No.16895914

>>16895875
>>16895903
I bet she'd enjoy sniffing student's boxers.

Along with watching them get all sweaty during her class, taking pictures and biting her lower lip.

>> No.16895935

>>16895914
Realistically she'd set her eyes on a single student.

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>>16895935
I'd want the math/art teacher's eyes on me.

>> No.16895940
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No guarantee of survival. Would you ignore the warning?

>> No.16895968

>>16895940
I'd like to take one and fuck her while the others watch and go insane inside. Maybe the sleepy looking cutie there, second from the bottom right.

>> No.16895985

>>16895940
>See a picture of a ton of sex starved succubi in containment
>Instead of fapping decide to transcribe kanji in hopes of translating it

Oh god, I think I got used to sexy hentai girls. This feels like a problem.

>> No.16895988

>>16895939
I want to be her 'teacher's pet'.

>> No.16895993

>>16895988
I want to get extra lessons in fluid dynamics from her.

>> No.16896003

>>16895988
>>16895993
Stop flustering the nerdy Anubis teacher.

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>>16895906
I think I need to be more careful of the trainee teacher doing her practice at our school. I think she's noticed that I get boners at her. It's like she's deliberately putting her ears in my face.

>> No.16896013

>>16895939
>>16896003
I bet she can't calm a class down at all. Even the other teachers walk all over her!

>> No.16896017

>>16896013
I wonder if I can use the cunttease rule to get a pawjob out of her... It's all her fault, she shouldn't be so cute and stutter while she's teaching!

>> No.16896024

>>16896017
I mean, who cares about 'Ancient Anthropology' anyway? It's a dump class! A dump class for dumpy teachers!

>> No.16896025

>>16896008
>She takes charge of one class to introduce students to yoga.
>Stretches to show how flexible she is in front of the boys.
>Talking in a smooth, seductive voice.
>'Breathe in... Breathe out... Now hold that position.~'

>> No.16896027

>>16895906
i hope she makes me stay after class

>> No.16896036

The students are really gonna gave to step it up to keep pace with all these slutty teachers. Their childhood friends will only be safe if they get engaged with them as soon as possible. Otherwise they'll have to follow them everywhere and keep them safe all day. That'd be exhausting. It's a horrible environment for tsun girls who can't bring themselves to tell their childhood friends they love them.

>> No.16896045

>>16896025
Yoga class has everyone naked, of course. It'd be disrespectful of nature to be clothed for it. I bet she gets a lot of requests for pairs in advance, too.

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>>16896036
I want to impress my Lenan Sidhe art teacher by drawing cute pictures of her!

>> No.16896050

>>16895940
Sauce pls

>> No.16896061

>>16896049
>Having your teacher pose on the desk like an anatomy doll
>Take a long, hard look at her modest chest
>Feel yourself get hard
>Blush
It's time for some hands-on koonago education.

>> No.16896089

>>16895822
Dude's a textbook example of what happens when someone gets the money to get everything he ever wanted man. A stupid expensive house with a pool, cars, fucker has goddamn candy tubes. And he's miserable because despite all of that he's got no emotional fulfillment.
I bet a lot of Ojou-sama monstergirls feel the same way.

>> No.16896139

>>16896061
One day she'll fly up to your face and say she wants to be your muse.

>> No.16896151

>>16895940
I'd only do it if it was my waifu under the influence of lust enhancers and an overdose of doppelganger potions.

>> No.16896172
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16896172

> You have finally done it
> One year, one whole year of bullying your Ochimusha waifu
> Sexual inuendo after inuendo without giving her sex
> She even went as far as asking you
> You refused to bully her further, like a cockteasing 3DPD
> She had enough. Her soft femenine voice replaced by her strict tone she used with those that posed a threat to you.
> Her sexy femenine Kimono replaced just by her using nothing but her breast bandages and skirt
> Her soft turned into the stern stoic one she use when patrolling your home
> The realization of how serious this was dawned to you when instead of hearing "aruji dono" you heard your name
> She is now standing besides yiu, her sword pressing hard against your neck. Your body tied up forced to kneel in the floor.
> Not knowing the effects of manono silver, you are scared.
> "Calm down, it is a show. She wouldnt dare." you think to yourself
> You try to talk
> "Silence!" she says
> Oh shit oh shit! Did she?! Yes she fucking did it. She pressed a her sword a little bit harder, spillimg some blood.
> It is not actually blood, it is your mana colored red. But not knowing that you start to panic.
> You begin to whimper at this point
> "Anon..... you have humilliated my honor. One year, one year you have used my services without giving me proper..... compensation. You have scammed me by pretending to be my lord without ever intending to be my lord, and you played with a warrior's heart by suggesting numerous time she would soon see proper payment and behaviour fitting of a lord without delivering me. You have also insulted my pride as a woman by refusing to take me as one."
> You never expected she would take it like this, she just looked so cute when you bullied her or refused sex. It was just a joke that went too far.
> "These crimes warrant, executtion." she states coldly.
> You plead and try to move, but you can only see her gathering her mana in her sword.
> You begin explaining, but before you can even finish, you feel it. Or rather, you see it. Her blade appearing in front of your eyes, it could not had appeared in that position unless it went straight through your neck.
> Worse of all you see a red liquid-like substance dripping from her blade.
> You begin to feel an overwhelming heat in your neck.
> Is this what decapitation feels like?
> You faint but wake up feeling a huge heat coming from your neck spreading through your body. You are horny as fuck.
> You see your Ochi looking at you with hungry eyes.
> You dont know what the fuck happened
> "Stand up."
> You immediately obey out of reflex
> She smiles, kneels down and proceed to re-swear her pledge to you.
> She gives you a blowjob as she kneels down.
> After the oath. She drags you back to your room.
> You cant stand it anymore, you are hornier than a Wurm and you fear to summon her fury.
> "Take me!" you command her
> As you wish Aruji-Dono!"
> She proceeds to fuck you for 2 weekw straight, as she in one shot discharges all the pent up lust she got in one year.
Moral of the story: Dont be a dick and give her the D.

>> No.16896204

>>16896172
Well, there was an attempt.
Anyway, the thought of an Ochimusha in breast bandages is hella lewdcute. Definitely what I'd want mine to wear under her armor for casual wear.

>> No.16896210
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Bugs are for hugs, not for fugs.

>> No.16896220

>>16896172
I dig it. I could experience being cut apart by a sword for a cute girl like that.

I want to fuse an Ochi and a Redcap

>> No.16896225

>Wake up next to undead waifu
>She's still as the tomb, no breathing, no heartbeat
>Freak out and think she's de-
>sigh and go back to cuddling her
Would take a while to get used to

>> No.16896233

>>16896210
Bugs are for fug.. and hugs.

Seriously why not both?

>> No.16896234

>>16896225
Waking up next to glowy, spectral undead must sting the eyes.

>> No.16896237

>>16896225
That doesn't make any sense, unless she became undead after you met her.

>> No.16896239

>>16896237
I mean if she raped you and its the first couple of weeks after settling down to live with her it may be shocking if you're entirely not used to the concept.

>> No.16896242

>>16896239
Maybe if she wasn't eternally wreathed in blue flame.

>> No.16896243

>>16896239
It's be strange, but you'd never think "Oh shit, she's not breathing/she has no pulse". She'd have to have had that for you to ever expect it.

>> No.16896249

>>16896237
Well I mean some folks would forget that Vampires, Pharaohs, and Dullahans have no heartbeat. Or Imagine if you didn't know you were married to a doppelganger, who is also undead..

>> No.16896258

>>16896243
I mean, I assume most women I come across have a heartbeat, and when groggily waking up first thing in the morning you don't hear a thing and there's no movement at all, your not-quite-woken-up mind that's also new to the situation may jump to conclusions
Jesus fuck you have to explain every fucking joke here this autism is seriously gettin on my nerves

>> No.16896259

>>16895624
I'm doing that with a Lich. Except I'm giving her high quality coffee from a nearby cafe.

Thankfully she doesn't mind if I toss her the cup. She uses levitation magic to freeze it and any spilled drops of coffee in mid-air, then licks them up. It's the lewdest thing I've ever seen.

My favorite MGs are like coffee. The dead form of a living thing, extremely hot, lightly sweetened, and able to bring joy into my life.

>> No.16896264

>>16896249
>Dense anon doesn't realize after ten years that he married a doppelganger
>One night after a long and extra hard dicking, she relaxes so much and in such a deep sleep she reverts to her actual form
>They wake up at the same time, and she turns to smile at him like she does every morning, before noticing she's in her real form
>She freaks out
>Dense anon says "X is X"
Eh, I can see it.

But as for vampires and the like, I'd be keenly aware of my waifu's lack of body heat, breathing and heartbeat. It's be a part of her charm. It'd also be nice when she breathed deliberately when we cuddled.

>> No.16896271

>>16896258
Your joke sucks, because I seriously doubt your brain would ever think that this thing which has never had a heartbeat suddenly should have one.

Like, do you wake up in the morning and panic because your pillow isn't breathing?

>> No.16896288

>>16896264
>breathed deliberately when we cuddled.
I want that ice-cold breeze on my neck so bad. Cold, dead undead bodies are the best. I bet they enjoy having their holes and surface warmed up by a living being.

>> No.16896296

>>16896139
I want her to inspire me to draw the lewdest minigirl sex story ever. I bet a lot of people would see right through it, though, and get that it's just a picture diary of our life.

>> No.16896297
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>In Zipangu.
>Decide against visiting the crowded Shrines.
>They don't need your donations.
>Besides, the Kitsunes there are already taken.
>Go to a quiet, isolated Fox Shrine.
>Expect to be raped or welcomed, but neither happens.
>You put a sizable amount of money in the Donation Box.
>Something screams, making you jump. It's not a human scream either.
>At least it didn't sound angry.
>Looking for the source, you spot something orange and tiny in the snow.
>Pic related.

The poor thing only has one tail!

>> No.16896301

>>16896297
I wish to pet the fox before heading home!

>> No.16896306

>>16896301
I want to go to a fluffy orphanage and play with the little fluffy girls!

>> No.16896307
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>>16896297
Every fox has to start there, you know.
Even the greatest nine-tailed kitsune had but a single tail at some point.

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>>16896233
Because you don't fug the bug.

>> No.16896320
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This is a homeless vampire. Take good care of her, and teach her some tablemanners.

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>>16896297
Foxes are overrated, komainu twins are where it's at.

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>>16896317
That's because you fug the Abomination.

>> No.16896334

>>16896328
I'd rather fug the robottom.

>> No.16896335

>>16896324
But you can't even upgrade their mofu.

>> No.16896338

>>16896335
They have the perfect amount of mofu already.

>> No.16896350

>>16896338
If you can't fill a small room with it, you don't have enough.

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>>16896350
Ghost mofu is better than your petty mortal mofu.

>> No.16896366

>>16896317
>>16896328
>>16896334

Fug! Everyone! That give consent

>> No.16896369

>>16896366
What a pleb, I only fug girl that don't want it. I'm restricted to Paladin-chans, but it's worth it.

>> No.16896378

>>16896369
Rape is okay as long as you take responsibility.

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>>16896378
Does making her my maid/sex slave count?

>> No.16896389

>>16896386
A long as she's your only maid/sex slave and you cuddle her every so often after making her belly gravid with cum.

>> No.16896392

>>16896389
I cuddle her every night, being my plush toy is part of her sex slave duties. She can't get up until I'm awake and she's given me a good morning kiss. It really makes it hard for her to make breakfast in a timely fashion.

>> No.16896396

>>16896392
Then that's perfectly fine, I'm not about to stick my nose into the particulars of your relationship. Though it would be nice if you treated her a little nicer by the time the first daughteru comes. Don't want to explain anything awkward.

>> No.16896406

>>16896396
She will have gained a bit of weight from the pregnancy, so her armor/uniform won't fit anymore. I'll allow her to work in her pajamas until she's lost the weight.

>> No.16896415

>>16896406
She's a paladin-chan anon. Pregnancy is brutal on her unlike it is with a MG. You gotta give her the carrot some times, and not the one between your legs. Let her sleep in and cook breakfast for her for once. Besides, the stockholm syndrome recipe calls for honey.

>> No.16896432

>>16896415
But anon, if I dote on her while she dotes on our daughter, it'll be really difficult to get her back under control. She's going to set herself up as the mistress if I do that. I'll be reduced to serving her for the rest of my days. I'll be the one cooking for her and our children, giving them baths and serving as the plush toy for them!

>> No.16896442

>>16896432
That's a little extreme anon. Just be nice before the eyes of your daughter, bend her over the kitchen bench and pound her pussy while biting (softly) her neck when you're alone.

And lets not forget the bedroom activities. She'll remember faithfully who is in charge. Though, if I were in your shoes I'd accept the submission. It would be fun changing roles every child.

>> No.16896458

>>16896442
But anon, I don't want to do that sort of thing. I'd rather just forcibly hug and kiss her while she's holding our daughter. She'd be pressed between us, watching me molest her mother's cheeks and lips.

>> No.16896462

>>16895940
I would masturbate in front of them all behind the glass and see how long it takes for them to break out.
And if they can't break out... What a shame.

>> No.16896466

>>16896458
Then we have nothing more to discuss.

>> No.16896476

>>16896442
>I'd accept the submission.
I bet a lot of people would. This seems like a perfect deep cover agent plan - have Paladin-chans deliberately get defeated and taken by monster sympathizers so they can turn them from the inside.

>> No.16896478

http://imgur.com/a/q8vwk
I want an Amazon or Ochimusha with this bodytype to guide me through a dangerous land as a guide and bodyguard Only for us to fall for each other by the end of it

>> No.16896482

>>16896478
Gross. I'd like it if it was an attractive girl in that scenario.

>> No.16896484

>>16896476
It'd only be until the next child though. After that we switch again.

>> No.16896491

>>16896478
Nigger you forgot the golden rule when it comes to hourglass women. Proportion.

>> No.16896492

>>16896484
Once you go sub you can never go back. The fact is you're making human children and you're treating your human waifu like an equal. She's won.

>> No.16896496

>>16896492
>Once you go sub you can never go back
>This pleb dont know about switch master race
The only thing that can come close to switch is equals.

>> No.16896551

>>16895234
I don't see how this is a bad thing. If you're not into femdom just don't take mushrooms at the same time

>> No.16896559

>>16895426
Quite happy. I've got an artist who said they'd do my request on the first try. So that's pretty nice.

I'm finally going to get to have my waifu on the screen

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>>16895940
I want to take this smug home with me.

Would be quite a challenge, considering she's right at the back, but I would persevere.

>> No.16896589

>>16895940
I'll purify all these girls one by one.

>> No.16896592

>>16895939
I'd want her to tutor me. I'd try to hit on her and get her on a date. The things I'd do to that girl in bed.

>> No.16896595

>>16896592
But anon, what makes you think she likes dumb boys? You need to get into her special advanced classes to have a shot with her.

>> No.16896605

>>16896595
>But anon, what makes you think she likes dumb boys?

Anon I didn't really think a girl like that has standards, why do you think I'd go for her then?.

>You need to get into her special advanced classes to have a shot with her.

I'm the dumbest faggot you'll ever find in your days. There is zero chance of that happening. And besides if it hypothetically did happen, all my attention would just be adverted to looking at her.

>> No.16896609

>>16896605
>I didn't really think a girl like that has standards
>why do you think I'd go for her then?
You're disgusting.

>> No.16896617

Don't trust math teachers, they spend all their time calculating their probability of getting pregnant if she raped Anon after class

>> No.16896625

>>16896609
I'd treat her right, anon. And I'd love her with all my heart. She's so cute.

>> No.16896631
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16896631

Bitches with stitches get ______.

>> No.16896639

>>16896631
Kisses

>> No.16896643

>>16896617
I want to get raped by a math teacher who's timed her assault so perfectly that she gets pregnant from my and her first time.

>> No.16896645

>>16896631
Hugses.

>> No.16896646

>>16896643
You're going to have to take responsibility for both of those.

>> No.16896661

>>16896646
But anon, she's the adult and the rapist. I'm going to make her take responsibility and support me as a housefather straight out of school.

>> No.16896679

>>16896661
No, you're the slut that seduced her.

>> No.16896685

>>16896643
She was just trying to explain the hairy ball theorem to you.

>> No.16896694

>>16896661
This >>16896679
Anons in school who get raped 100% deserve it

>> No.16896696

>>16896679
>>16896694
But that's victim blaming! It's always the rapist's fault. Even if I told her she's so cute and I wish I could marry someone like her, and even kissed her cheek while she was giving me a congratulatory hug for my scholarship, she still had no right to force herself on me. Even if during the rape I kept telling her how much I love her and how it was a dream come true, it was wrong of her.

>> No.16896704

>>16894492
I know these are bait but I actually like them.

The factor that usually it's a lazy act and you wouldn't really know what you'd be doing at the time makes it all the much better.

>> No.16896724

>>16896696
If you went to court over this, you'd be sentenced to a lifelong marriage and promise of at least 2 more children

>> No.16896737

>>16896724
The amount of misandry in the court system is appalling. I bet they'd say that it wasn't rape just because I held her hands and told her I was so happy to be together with her after she was done raping me. The fact remains I didn't ask for it and she has to pay reparations and house and feed me so I won't have to work another day in my life!

>> No.16896746

>>16896737
That's the sad part about it. And that's why I'm going to protest outside of the MGC court to demand justice for men poorly treated by the "justice" system.

>> No.16896747
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baph

>> No.16896749

>>16896297
Pat the cute Fox. Pat it immediately!

>> No.16896750
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16896750

>Ah, welcome to 9H! Zipangu's newest luxury capsule hotel. I'm glad you found us! We're slightly out of the way, hehe.
>Are you here on vacation? Nevermind, we should get you a room first. You're staying for one night?
>Good! Step through that door on the left. You'll be able to access your personal shower stall, amenities, the elevator to your room, and your Inari.
>Your Inari. Why do you think we're named 9H? You get one hour to shower, seven to sleep, and one to "relax."
>Her tail has been washed and heated for maximum comfort.
>I wouldn't call it rape! Don't shout! You're going to wake our other guests!
>No, your wife didn't put me up to this. I didn't know you were already married.
>Take your room key and get out of here already!

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16896758

>>16896746
I'm sure a judge will have an audience with you and let you bring her grievances to her personally.

>> No.16896769

>>16896758
Good. Then the issue can be dealt with and taken seriously.

>> No.16896770
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>>16896747
Stop reminding me I'll never have a goat imouto.

>> No.16896771

>>16896769
When she's done with you, you won't have any complaints anymore. She really likes men with a strong sense of justice like you.

You won't be single, either, but that's another matter altogether.

>> No.16896773

>>16896750
>ywn fall asleep on an Inari's comfy tails in a capsule hotel

>> No.16896777

>>16896771
Will I be taken by that Anubis judge? W-Well you know there's always a price to pay for justice, right? I'll take one for the team.

>> No.16896781

>>16896777
Look at it this way: now you'll be able to whisper suggestions to her during trials. You can always remind her what the just action would be and change the system for the better from inside her.

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16896784

>>16896770
You just need to join the Knights Templar, silly.

>> No.16896785

>>16896781
That does sound like a good idea, I could be like an adviser to her, and adviser and a dickthrone.

Maybe it's not so bad afterall.

>> No.16896786

>>16896784
The knights Templar are just a bunch of lolicons who worship a loli.

>> No.16896788

>>16896747
Baphomets all deserve strong onii-chans who will pamper and spoil them so much that they will forget all about their Sabbath duty

>>16896771
Marrying an Anubis head judge is an honor that few people will ever experience
Be ready for the Pharaoh and all the other powerful monster girls who will attend your wedding

>> No.16896793

>>16896788
>Be ready for the Pharaoh and all the other powerful monster girls who will attend your wedding
That's even better! He can teach all of them about men's rights! Hopefully one day there will be no more oppression.

>> No.16896798

>>16896784
I'd gid gud for a Baphomet, defeat her then run away together to live a comfy life in a far away forest.

>> No.16896801
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16896801

>>16896793
>men's rights
>men
>rights
>MGE

>> No.16896804

>>16896801
Men have the right to be married.

>> No.16896808

>>16896801
Men have the right to have their smile be protected.

>> No.16896810

I'd love to see somebody protest about men's rights to a Manticore, a Hellhound, an Ogre and a Amazoness

>> No.16896811

>>16896801
In MGE men are like disposable tissue

>> No.16896812

>>16896810
The Amazoness would be appalled that some girls aren't taking proper care of and defending their husbands. She'd join the protest in a heartbeat.

>> No.16896820

Reminder that men were designed to be house husbands for MGs.

>> No.16896827

>>16896801
Stupid smug purplecat

>> No.16896828

>>16896827
Don't bully. The smug cat is the cutest cat and I love her.

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16896847

Swimming pools are dangerous

>> No.16896848

Why is reverse bullying so great?
>dire minotaur bullies manletanon
>"hey short stuff hows the weather down there?"
Same as up there ginormica, how many villages did you step on today?
>"i-i'm not that tall..."
Whatever you say tiny, and put some clothes on all that muscle makes you look like deli ham.
>minotaur runs home embarassed
>stopped by the clothes store for a frilly dress and cancelled her gym subscribtion.

>> No.16896854

>>16896847
Beware, public swimming pools in MGE are approximately 80% 'love nectar'

>> No.16896872

>>16896847
I don't even know how to swim.

>> No.16896881

>>16896848
>implying monstergirls can't dish out some insane bants
These aren't frail human girls. I bet even a holst could sea your busted balls on a silver platter if he felt like it

>> No.16896888

>>16896881
>being bullied by a Holst
How terrifying. I bet she'd act like she was being all gentle and loving, hugging and nuzzling you, but then say really mean things.

>> No.16896893

Why is the thread currently so obsessed with bullying monstergirls? Were you all bullied at school and feel the need to vent?

>> No.16896897

>>16896848
Delete this. Be a man and take the bullying. It's not her fault you're a Manlet.

>> No.16896904

>>16895094
When it's spelled out like this, Ochimusha makes my chest feel funny.

They seem like the perfect girl for submissive cowgirl too, insisting to be on top one night because anon-dono is tired from a hard day's work but you end up dominating her from bellow, making the toned warrior moan so loud that the neighbours can hear.

>> No.16896908

>>16896897
Giants, when will they learn?

>> No.16896909

>>16896893
>Were you all bullied at school and feel the need to vent?

Yes and yes. I mean why do you think people like the idea of an assertive girl who comes onto you first and doesn't judge you? Think about it.

>> No.16896911

>>16896893
I'm pretty sure it's not the thread as a whole, just someone trying to force it and a small handful of people latching into it.

Reminds me a little of nerdhound.

>> No.16896913

>>16896911
>someone trying to force it
That's a really funny word for people posting about what they like. There's dozens of topics being "forced" every day.

>> No.16896914

>>16896911
Its pretty obvious only a couple of anons are doing this. It feels way too much like the guy who tried to theadcanon Hellhounds into subs and Amazons into abusers.

>> No.16896915

>>16896893
I got bullied for a few days before I snapped and bashed two dudes with a chair, screaming that I would kill them if he kept going. I was like 7 and from then on I had a pretty smooth school life.

>> No.16896919

>>16896908
How can they even compete with manlets?

>> No.16896920

>>16896909
Not him, but you're projecting a bit there.

>> No.16896922

>>16896915
You sound like someone who should be on medication.

>> No.16896924

>>16896913
It is getting pretty forced and obnoxious though

>> No.16896933

>>16896913
You'd make a point if someone hadn't tried to bring it up at every opportunity for the last few days. There's talk about what you like and trying to force an bully meme. Like that one shit nugget trying to pass off gangraping a lich as "bullying."
>>16896914
Amazons never quite recovered from that either.

>> No.16896935

>>16896913
I really doubt a large number of the anons in a thread dedicated to a fetish setting filled with mostly powerful women suddenly all want to "bully" them.

>> No.16896936

>>16896893
in the begining i was but they stopped when they learned about schoolshootings.

>> No.16896940

>>16896922
People often say that I'm a good listener and I do my best to humor others, it's pretty easy when you yourself are the joke. However when I snap I get really shitty.

>> No.16896943

>>16896933
That guy just wants to threadcanon Liches as cowering nerds for some stupid reason. Maybe his headcanon setting is HFY and magic is weak as hell?

>> No.16896944

>>16896933
>gangraping lich is bullying
Holy shit lmao

>> No.16896946

>>16896940
Eh, you know my last comment was completely uncalled for. Sorry about that.

>> No.16896948

Let's change the subject.

Do you think Liches are protective of their books? What happens when she finds somebody reading her Necronomicon.

>> No.16896949

>>16896933
>You'd make a point if someone hadn't tried to bring it up at every opportunity for the last few days
This. I wonder if its the same guy as the Nerdhound poster, they both have a similar theme.

>> No.16896952

Post your comfiest Greentexts.

>> No.16896955

>>16896881
>implying some monsters aren't awkward with their crush and their banters fail.

>> No.16896961

>>16896948
Probably nonplussed as the average person wouldn't have a chance in hell of casting the magic in that thing. Also they can probably use magic to repair and clean their books easily.

But then you might get a few who get pissed off at it.

>> No.16896963

>>16896955
>>16896888
Nice of you no to say anything about my abortion of a collection of typos.

>> No.16896965

>>16896946
It's okay anon, I do have light problems but I can hold them pretty well. I only snapped once in my years.

>> No.16896966

>>16896952
Do we even have those anymore? I miss the days when we had those, I'd try it but I'm suffering from serious writers block right now.

>> No.16896968

>>16896961
I wonder if she makes traps by leaving the book open and vulnerable for people to come read it. While having a curse put on it that causes the reader to become her obedient test subject.

I'm going to read that book

>> No.16896969

>>16896948
It depends on your motive. Are you looking for something within her book to try and "bully" her with? Or are you just genuinely interested in her magic thesis?

>> No.16896971

>>16896952
>there was a weresheep
>she cuddled anon under the sheets
>they had a good night's sleep, the end

>> No.16896975

>>16896914
>>16896935
>trying to turn someone forcing a shit meme into a femdom/maledom argument

>> No.16896976

>>16896952
>your waifu says she loves you even when you do stupid silly things or mess up
>then she spoons you while whispering reassuring things into your ear

>> No.16896977

>>16896966
I like doing greentexts. They've got more audience reactions and participation than real stories.

>> No.16896978

>>16896952
>some dude met a monstergirl
>they did sum fuk
>the guy was actually you but you don't remember
How's that for a mindfuck?

>> No.16896980

>>16896975
There's just no stopping the infamous maledom vs femdom. There will be no winner and anons will fight until their last breathe.

>> No.16896982

The comfy feelings left this thread. It doesn't seem to be coming back.

>> No.16896983

>>16896982
The comfy feelings are still here, it was just the other day that people were talking about clothes shopping with monster girls and other cute things.

>> No.16896984

>>16896977
>They've got more audience reactions and participation than real stories.
That's not entirely true. I've seen some stories get eight plus responses while some greentexts get a single reply.

>> No.16896985

>>16896948
>Grimoire*
That other one is a Lovecraft thing. More fir chaos girls, if anyone.
As for the question, She'd probably share her research with a boy she likes. You know, if by 'share research' she means 'turn undead and live together with.'
I'd go for it.

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>>16896982
You just have to let them rest a bit. They'll be back soon enough.

>> No.16896993

>>16896983
>clothes shopping with monster girls
That sounds contrived, not cute.

>> No.16896994

>>16896983
I like comfy talks like that. You can't beat cute dates with an MG.

>> No.16896995

>>16896963
>caring about typos on a siberian chainsaw-juggling website.

>> No.16896998

>>16896978
What shitty girl is going to let her Husband jerk himself off with a Tenga and go to bed thinking about suicide?

>> No.16897003

>>16896982
It left this thread long ago. Now we have waifuposting, meme forcing, endless stuff about daughterus because of one annoying thread celebrity and his merry band of fanboys, and the eternal arguments over fetishes.
But if you really hate OC being made then at least you'll think the threads have improved.

>> No.16897008

>>16896998
Your waifu?

>> No.16897011

>>16896948
If you're interested in magic and stuff like that she'll never stop talking for days. Might as well marry her.

>> No.16897022

>>16896993
That's your opinion.

>>16896985
>Lich really likes a boy
>spends 10 days in her room researching something interesting and cool
>goes to the boy to show him what she's done
>boy doesn't understand what the hell is going on but he thinks she's acting cute

>> No.16897028

>>16897003
Thanks for the valued input

You could be creating content yourself and starting new topics to divert away from what you dislike in these threads. But that's just stupid isn't it?

>> No.16897034

>>16892050
My daughteru watched Maya the Honeybee and kidnapped a bunch of Honey Bee Girls as a result. The little rascal!

>> No.16897035

>>16897022
Could you have made a more low effort post?

>> No.16897037

>>16897011
If you ever came across a Liches book open and you just glanced inside, she's going to keep you there and just talk for hours upon hours of what you saw in that book.

You have no idea what a "Necro-Transmutation" is but it's cute seeing her nerd out about it.

>> No.16897043

>>16896993
>not wanting to see a cute girl try on new outfits and make her happy by trying some men's clothes on yourself
It's simple stuff like that which really gets me.

>> No.16897044

>>16897035
Could you have actually contributed to this thread at all? Maybe even just a small post about a topic? Even one from hours ago? No?

Stop being a faggot

>> No.16897048

>>16897028
>>16897044
You seem obsessed with other anons not creating content, but I don't see you doing much.

>> No.16897053

So how about those steelims?

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>>16896982
No more comfy, only the sniffles.

>> No.16897056

>>16897053
kill yourself

>> No.16897057

>>16897048
Atleast I'm contributing to a topic and not whining about the thread.

>> No.16897058

>>16897028
He's not wrong though. The things he listed are the dominant topics these days and writefagging is getting rarer. It's a shame but that's what being a general does to a thread.

>> No.16897061

>>16897053
Mine's not doing anything because I'm too busy to write.

>> No.16897063

>>16897057
No, you're whining about people whining instead.

>> No.16897065

>>16897035
> No, argue with me over my shitty opinion pushing
Nah mate, that's just kind of pathetic.

>>16897022
> boy is mostly interested in simple explosive magics
> thinks she's really cool being able to memorize volumes in a matter of days
> totally overreacts to even simple of praise
> "Quiet and reclusive lich researcher discovers the appeal of the genki-type, tries to make the world a better place to 'do it for him.' More news at 11."

cute.

>> No.16897069

>>16897053
How about what are you expecting from triple weasel? Is KC going to release a new girl this weekend? On a one to ten scale, how cute do you think my waifu is?

>> No.16897070

>>16897058
Like I stated, nobody is stopping you from changing that. These threads can be easily flipped like a dime. But instead of doing something you just complain, and like the things that are "dominant" in these threads, comaplining about the thread is something that happens all the fucking time. It's annoying and doesn't help.

You can whine that you can't reach the remote or you can get up and get it.

>> No.16897072

>>16897069
That depends, is your waifu a steelim?

>> No.16897075

>>16897070
You're completely correct but your complaining about the guys doing this is actually just as irritating.

>> No.16897076

>>16897057
>>16897044
>Whines about people whining
>Posts that are so empty they might as well have not been posted
>Even caring about quality
fag

>> No.16897079

>>16897072
No.

>> No.16897082

>>16897065
>Nah mate, that's just kind of pathetic.
I wasn't referring to the opinion bit, though that was low effort too.

>> No.16897083

I want a pharaoh to kabe-don me.

>> No.16897086

>>16897065
Lich researching how to be genki? That's cute. Just make sure she's doesn't go overboard because a Liches view of "making the world a better place" is probably a lot different. Like "mass Undead transformation" kind of different.

>> No.16897089

>>16897083
I want her to do that with her feet.

>> No.16897091

>>16897075
So what, just let complaining drown out actual conversation all the fucking time?

I'll stop whining myself now but it's damn annoying how often this happens.

>> No.16897092

>>16897089
I'm now imagining a rather intimidating handstand

>> No.16897094

>>16897079
Then what's the fucking point?

>> No.16897097

>>16897091
You're only adding to it. Actually, you've been roughly half of it in the last half hour.

>> No.16897099

If a van stops by you on the road and there's a witch inside who says she's got "all the latest video games inside". Don't trust her and don't get inside. Run home and tell your wife what just happened.

>> No.16897101

>>16897092
So this is the power of royalty!

>> No.16897102

since Demon's have to listen to your every demand, what would you make her do?

>> No.16897104

>>16897097
Me complaining for half an hour compared to the hours upon hours of complaining about the thread that's happened in just the past week?

>> No.16897105

>>16897104
Not him, and if you want to complain, then that's fine. But don't also act like people shouldn't complain you fucking hypocritical piece of shit.

>> No.16897106

>>16897102
Be my mistress.

>> No.16897113

>>16897102
Exercise with me while using an illusion to make herself look like a Salamander.

>> No.16897115

>>16897092
There was an image that shows what I'm talking about, but i don't have it here. either way, I would love if gave my cheeks a slight tap with her toes.

>> No.16897116

>>16897106
this guy. I swear to eros

>> No.16897120

>>16897105
Not saying people shouldn't complaint dumbass. I'm saying that having people complains about the thread every hour while they just jerk each other off telling each other "grrr what really makes me miffed in these threads" is autistic, that's the problem.

>> No.16897122

>>16897104
The thread seems to vacillate between meta complaints, thread celeb bashing, and content.

The later tend to pop up when someome gives a good combination of girl and fetish, and people build on that.

This week has been pretty good, actually.

>> No.16897125

>>16897115
Still imagining a handstand.
Damn, that is one flexible gal!

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>>16897083
Talking of Pharaoh, I was thinking that she could actually be pretty useful as part of a harem with her voice powers.
>Other girls fighting too much? She orders them to stop arguing
>Anubis in the harem being a tsun and not wanting to admit her feelings? She orders her to bend over the present herself to you
>You got a bit caught up in the moment with one girl and haven't been spending enough times with the others? She kindly "commands" you to spread the love
Having one of the girls in a harem act as the alpha bitch always makes things go smoother.

>> No.16897130

>>16897120
Identifying it as a problem implies you want to fix it. I.e. stop people form complaining. Let autists be autists, where the fuck do you think you are?

>> No.16897131

>>16897122
This week has been fucking terrible for that shit. Complaining like that shouldn't be so common.

>> No.16897136

>>16897127
>She kindly
Would you kindly pound the Pharaoh?

>> No.16897141

My point is, you don't have to complain about the thread all the time.

>> No.16897150

>>16897136
Would I? If she laid back and commanded me to pound her I'd have no choice but to do so until my body gave out even if she didn't have those powers.

>> No.16897152

>>16897150
Watch out, Pharoah booty is unbelievable soft and squishy.

>> No.16897156

What is something you'd like to see less of in the thread?

>> No.16897158

>>16897099
Witches are outdated, nobody cares about them

If it was a Dark Mage then you'd have my attention

>> No.16897159

>16897156
Stop

>> No.16897163

>>16897158
But it's a van full of lolis. They're trying to tempt you.

>> No.16897165

>>16897156
Meta posts.

>> No.16897176

>>16897099
No beer?

>> No.16897178

>>16897156
Shitposting.

>> No.16897182
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>>16897158
Dark Mages are what I've wanted from MGE all this time.
An adult sorceress with a voluptuous body who lives in the woods and becomes a NEET once she meets her husband. Money wouldn't even be a problem because magic and replenishing that is as simple as fucking each other.
Literally everything about this is perfect for me.

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16897183

>>16897152
As expected of royalty.

I wouldn't mind if the other girls joined in too but sometimes a one on one session is nice.

>> No.16897184

>>16897176
Wouldn't you prefer a tasty fruity drink?

>> No.16897185

>>16897182
Her body is pristine

>>16897183
So do pharoah's have a pristine body. Ara ara goddesses are a best

You've gotta be her dick throne though, anon.

>> No.16897188

>>16897156
You.

>> No.16897191

>>16897099
which ones?

>> No.16897195

>>16897184
No.

>> No.16897197

>>16897099
Jokes on her, most recent videogames are shit.

>> No.16897198

>>16897191
That one about the robots, that one about the robot dinosaurs but you're a human, and uh, call of duty?

>> No.16897199

>>16897156
My favorite girls

>> No.16897203

>>16897163
Ignore the Sabbath and it's shenanigans

It's like that one time where they advertised free beer and all the men who came ended up adopting an imouto

>> No.16897204

>>16897198
sounds dull.

>> No.16897208
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>>16897198
I don't think I want to play any of those. If she wanted to go swimming with me, on the other hand...

>> No.16897210

>>16897203
That sounds pretty good. What man doesn't want a cute familiar to sit in their lap and call them "onii-chan"

>> No.16897213

>>16897185
Personally I prefer Pharaohs as not quite subs but seductive and like guiding me while I'm on top.

That's not to say that being her dick throne once in a while is bad though, I'd enjoy that.

>> No.16897215

>>16897156
Content

>> No.16897227

>>16897195
Everyone loves fruity drinks

>>16897208
But anon, swimming with little girls is dangerous. They'll touch you up and invade your personal space.

>> No.16897230

>>16897156
Spiral beings.

>> No.16897232

>>16897156
loli's

>> No.16897236

>>16897156
polls

>> No.16897237

>>16897210
Familiars are way too playful
You'd want to simply sleep until noon but she'd wake you up at 8AM by giving you a blowjob because she always want sweets for breakfast and there is nothing sweeter than her onii-chan's cum

And then you'd have to spend the rest of the day playing weird Sabbath approved games

>> No.16897239

>>16897156
Hellhounds.

>> No.16897243

>>16897237
That sounds like a lovely life. I want a Familiar imouto who's playful and gives me blowjobs when I wake up.

>Sabbath approved games

Part of me is interested in knowing what a sabbath approved game is

>> No.16897250

>>16897243
> what a sabbath approved game is
anything where your penis enters her body or she gets showerd in cum.

>> No.16897251

>>16897182
You missed their selfish attitude
Even if she wanted to have nice things that her magic cannot make she would just take those things by force

So be careful when you comment on the state of her small cabin in the middle of a swamp or she might get the bright idea or taking over the nearby town so you won't be able to complain about her housing anymore

>> No.16897253

>>16897250
Huh. I mean it's only fair to play the games she knows, right?

>> No.16897254

>>16897156
People trying to bait KDF and obnoxious daughteruposters in general. KDF seems like a good dude who's made some mistakes in the past, but he doesn't deserve a lot of the crap he gets

>> No.16897258

>>16897210
It would be fun to have a familiar trying to tempt me into becoming a lolicon and pouting a lot when she fails.

>> No.16897260

>>16897254
I don't think it's baiting if I'm honest. You've got to be really one stupid ass fucking retard to fall for it and get angry about it. I don't see how it's trying to get a reaction out of him aswell unless all it's trying to do it's to get him to agree with the post. If so then congratulations, you've baited an open daughteru dicker into agreeing with daughteru dicking? So yeah, it's stupid and really is a pathetic excuse for bait. Actually the people who get angry about it are more pathetic.

I'd much prefer if it was something more related, like the sabbath getting incorporated into it.

>> No.16897262

>>16897210
>What man doesn't want a cute familiar to sit in their lap and call them "onii-chan"
Me. I want a big, sexy familiar to sit in my lap, ufufu and call m "otouto"

>> No.16897266

>>16897260
Maybe they just want an outlet for their degeneracy and KDF is a shining beacon of it.

>> No.16897271

>>16897266
Maybe so, maybe not. It doesn't really matter since it's just a small glimpse in a sea of 2000+ posts.

So I'd say, just let it fade and don't get worked up about it by showering it with (you)s unless you genuinely want to get involved in that conversation.

>> No.16897275

>>16897258
You'll break eventually, anon. No man can resist the small petite frame, the purity and innocence, the forbidden fruit.

This message was paid for by your local sabbath cult.

>> No.16897279

>>16897262
She's got to have some big squishy hands then.

>> No.16897284

>>16897279
To go with her big squishy tits and ass then. Perfect. A good familiar should adequately play the role of a beanbag for you to study in.

>> No.16897285
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16897285

What Monster Girls fit this body type well? The squishy Oneesan?

>> No.16897286

>>16897275
I've said no to drugs many times before anon, I don't need to worry about a thing. She would keep trying over and over, wearing sexy suits, naked aprons, lewd skirts, but all she would get is a pat and a smile.

I would just hope she doesn't chase of my waifu.

>> No.16897289

>>16897285
Kuddly Kraken

>> No.16897301

>>16897284
That sounds damn comfy, leaning on a big squishy girl like she's your bean bag.

>>16897286
Doesn't your waifu get jealous? A small girl in an alluring body trying to tempt you?

>> No.16897303
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16897303

>>16897289
This. Also squeeze her correctly.

>> No.16897306

>>16897301
>That sounds damn comfy, leaning on a big squishy girl like she's your bean bag.
The comfiest, but she'll make you take frequent breaks. She enjoys being close to you, and won't get bored of it per se, but her hands will begin to roam.

Eventually you'l find her hands in your pants.

>> No.16897307

>>16897251
I really want to live in a hot springs resort with her. That would be heaven.

>> No.16897308

Sabbath girls who tease you about committing a crime when you break and finally molest her body.

>> No.16897313

>>16897306
Giving you a slow and lazy reach around while you sit comfortably in her lap? That's my fetish.

>> No.16897317

>>16897285
Apophis
Kraken
Demon
Bicorn

Especially Bicorn for me, I think they have potential to be nice onee-sans in some situations.

>> No.16897318

>>16897301
No, my waifu knows what's up so it gets even worse with her teasing my imouto about her body. I know deep down they are friends.

>> No.16897322

>>16897317
>Cuck
>A nice onee-san
Wrong.

>> No.16897332

>>16897318
Just watch out anon, because someday you might mess up and do something bad.

>> No.16897337

>>16897317
>Bicorn
>Nice onee-san

>> No.16897339

>The following research notes were found in what is presumed to an abandoned Liches lair roughly 20 years after contact was made. If their authenticity could be verified then this could be a groundbreaking discovery and provide proof that the Demon Lord was indeed attempting to influence Earth culture before the portals were even opened.
>Entry one:
>I feel greatly honoured today, for I have been chosen by the Demon Lord herself to partake in a research experiment unlike any other made before it. The experiment in question is to study a “board of messages” a Gremlin accidentally accessed through an accident while attempting to upgrade one of her Automatons. Supposedly this constantly changing book behind the screen is how a world of men communicate to each other. I must confess I am slightly nervous as I have little experience in dealing with males, but the potential discoveries to be made from this new world are limitless.
>Entry two
>This may be harder than it first appeared to be. I made a “post” attempt at breaking the ice, asking anons their opinions on necromancy in general. At first the results were very encouraging, with plenty of responses linking to my question. However, my excitement quickly subsided once I studied the contents of the replies. Apparently, my question was a waste of a “get” and was erased from the board without any reason given. My conclusion is that the Earthians are a highly religious people and the thought of necromancy angers them. Disappointing, but I’m sure an understanding could be reached in the future.
>Entry three
>After taking what I have learned from my previous failure, I browsed the rest of the boards and eventually found something called a “monster girl thread”. This alarmed me at first, as I believed they were aware of my presence, but after careful viewing I found that the anons here are highly receptive to the idea of marrying our kind. I rushed to make a post asking if the anons there preferred to be the dominant or submissive partner, and was taken aback by the angry responses. After a lengthy session of attempting to explain that I was not trying to fish and that killing myself was an impossibility as an undead, I gave up and decided instead to remain silent for the duration of the day.
>Entry four
>I am most grateful for the advice given to me by my new friends to “lurk more newfag.”, because I believe I have made a breakthrough. It would appear that anonymous communicates in a language known as “memes”, at last I understand where I went wrong! I will attempt to learn this new language and finally make contact with the other world.
>Entry five
>This new language is very confusing, and I still am unsure as to why the pool is closed, why sadfrog is upset or why Milhouse is not a meme, but I am making progress. Yesterday I made a post mocking an anon’s inferior taste in “waifus” and was greeted with an interesting response: KEK. It suddenly makes so much sense, the Earthians worship the same ancient deity as the primitive sandlanders of the west. Using this as a reference I can certainly improve our relations.
>Unknown Entry (not dated, although indecipherable scribbling is seen where the date should be)
>Fucking daughterufags shitting up my thread. I don’t know what the fuck this KDF guys problem is but holy shit this guy’s got problems not even my potions could fix. And someone give this other guy a Holstaur already, I looked in the archives and he’s been posting the same bloody thing every thread for years now. LITERAL YEARS. Oh great, now they’re arguing about doms and subs. AGAIN. Wonderful. The Demon Lord (fucking normie REEEEEEE) can suck all the dicks for all I care. I quit.
>Barely legible entry scribbled across the page
>I CAN’T BRING MYSELF TO LEAVE HELP

>> No.16897342

>>16897332
I highly doubt it. Lolis aren't my thing and she has way more chances of being near me if she just acts normally. Getting flirty and pushing it too far would only make me go to my waifu more.

>> No.16897344

>>16897322
>Cuck onee-san
>she lets you sit on other monster's laps
>lets other onee-sans hug you and give you nursing handjobs.
>goes as far as to let you sleep at other onee-sans house while she peeks through the window.

>> No.16897346

>>16897322
>kink shaming the bicorn onee-san
Besides I wasn't thinking of the usual bicorn style stuff where she's already with you and decides to whore you out, but instead maybe she's in love with you and hasn't yet confessed but also knows her friends are and doesn't want to hog you all to herself so they agree to to share between them.

I just want a reason to be surrounded by various soft onee-sans and spoiled by them.

>> No.16897359

>>16897339
Kek, poor Lich got corrupted.

Although for some reason this kinda gave off a creepy vibe.

>> No.16897361

>>16897346
Eh, I'd appreciate it if you din't treat onee-san-into-harem as some sort of natural progression. An some kinks are shameful. Besides, cucks get off on being shamed.

>> No.16897362

>>16897344
Having a Nure nee-sans sounds fun. She would throw parties at night and all her friends would have sex with you and in the end she nuzzles and cuddles you.

>> No.16897365

>>16897344
To any oneesan, sitting in another girl's lap is heresy. But to the Bicorn she just lowers her head and accepts it.

What a cuck. Poor excuse for an onee san.

>> No.16897371

>>16897362
>You can fuck my otouto, give him nursing handjobs, sit him in your lap, cuddle him into your breasts, have his babies, make him cum inside you, give him the best pleasure he's ever felt in his life
>but at night, he's cuddling me. Now who wins?

>> No.16897385

>>16897339
At least she knows Liches are popular.

>> No.16897389

>>16897365
You know what I'm going to do? Ride a White-Horn and tell my Bicorn that you can't even compare the two of them. They White is just so much fluffier and warm, really kind and sweet too.

>> No.16897396

>>16897339
Do you think if she's told them she was a Lich and proved it with an image, she'd get treated like a God?

>> No.16897399

>>16897339
The only way demonic energy can be beaten.
Memes

>> No.16897401

>>16897389
You wouldn't be wrong

>> No.16897409

>>16897401
And that would make it even better. Perhaps I would even stroke her big body while whispering from behind how better the Horn's dripping wet doe cunt was and how warm and tight it is compared to her horse one.

>> No.16897410

>>16897396
Wonder what would the thread do if that Lich actually posted pics of her feet complete with timestamp.

Would she get treated like 3DPD?

>> No.16897413

>>16897396
>Shopped
>That's a pretty good cosplay
>Man, you're just a ugly human.

>> No.16897416

>>16897410
Liches just have normal feet and look pretty human. We would need real monster parts to believe.

>> No.16897419

>>16897361
Bicorns aren't really into the whole shaming thing, people get the wrong idea of them at times.
>Of course, this goes for the woman who caused a Unicorn to become a Bicorn, but if there are any other women whom her husband desires, or vise-verse, she’ll train them into lascivious monsters that are appropriate partners for her and her husband, making them a member of the harem for the husband’s sake.
She's actively involved in the process of breaking other girls in and making them and sees them as her property as well as her husband's. They're not really cucks but rather girls who are into MFF group sex and such, hedonistic girls who want as much pleasure as possible for them and their husband.

A far cry from a cuck who's going to sit in the corner and masturbate to her husband being dominated.

>> No.16897425

>>16897410
Id become addicted on sight to even a picture of Lich feet.

>> No.16897428

>>16897409
Tell her that you'd go back the next day for another fuck aswell. Make sure to say you want to knock the white horn up with babies.

>> No.16897439

>>16897410
>Wonder what would the thread do if that Lich actually posted pics of her feet complete with timestamp.
LONDON

>> No.16897440

>>16897416
>Lamia posted her tail
>Thread goes full ITS HAPPENING mode

>> No.16897443

>>16897419
>and making them and sees
"making them what she sees" I meant, god damn it I need a coffee.

>> No.16897445

>>16897439
But if it was London then no one would notice or care.

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>>16897425
I couldn't resist a Lich' cute, cool footsies either. I'd beg her for the privilege of rubbing my face all over them and graciously ask for permission to masturbate while she kneads my face with them.

>> No.16897451

>>16897102
Never leave

>> No.16897452

>>16897428
Definitely. I can't be wasting my sperm with the Bicorn if I have intents on making the White Horn pregnant.

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>>16897285
I desire a Soldier Beetle with a body like that.

>> No.16897456

>>16897440
This is most likely.

>> No.16897460

>>16897447
Same here anon.

>> No.16897461

>>16897419
>A far cry from a cuck who's going to sit in the corner and masturbate to her husband being dominated.
Dick can only go in one hole at a time. She's sitting by while her precious husband impregnates another girl. What is that if not the pinnacle of cuckery.

>> No.16897463

>>16897413
>someone tells her tits or gtfo, she posts tits and gets banned for nsfw
>"apparently spelling out square-shaped text from the name of a large capitol city is an ancient Earth tradition dating back thousands of years to the Roman Empire, but it's purposes are unclear"

>> No.16897467

>>16897461
She can only have one pregnancy at a time. Why waste his semen when she can't make use of it?

>> No.16897468

>>16897463
lel

>> No.16897476

>>16897467
>Letting your husband cum inside another woman
Dohohohoho

Enjoy your cuckhorse all you like, but don't even pretend she's onee-san material just because she has big tits.

>> No.16897477

>>16897461
>sitting by
Licking his dick from each side, double paizuri and other such activities can involve them both.

Or she could hold the girl in a full nelson and present her to the husband. Whispering in the girl's ear that she may be resisting now but it will feel good soon. Really, her thing is more polygamy, group sex hedonism.

>> No.16897480

>>16897463
LONDINIVM

>> No.16897484

>>16897477
Would you eat our wide out while she rides another man and call that participation?

Jesus, the people defending this.

>> No.16897490

Is harem cheating?

>> No.16897492

>>16897460
I'd love to tattoo pleasure rules all over her soles so she could cum from footjobs, too. I'd pleasure her by licking her feet until she came and then start to roughly fuck her lewd feetpussy.

>> No.16897505

>>16897445
How would they not care? I thought the British were uptight about a lot of things.

>> No.16897506

>>16897484
Don't try use arguments that go against the setting like that, there's a clear distinction between MFF and MMF.
>>16897490
No and there's a good handful of haremfags around here but people only seem to get their panties in a twist when it's bicorn because it's an excuse to spam cuck without knowing what it means.

>> No.16897510

>>16897505
It was a joke about Iron Beasts setting. No one in London gives a fuck about the monstergirl invasion and the one guy who did was treated like a lunatic.

>> No.16897516

>>16897506
>Don't try use arguments that go against the setting like that, there's a clear distinction between MFF and MMF.
I see no distinction between mff and mmf. They are equally shit. Partner sharing is for degenerates.

>> No.16897517

>>16897480
The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

>> No.16897521

>>16897506
I'm lucky my wife is a yandere and would skin me alive if I tried to cheat on her.

>> No.16897526

>>16897516
>I see no distinction between mff and mmf
lol

>> No.16897530

>>16897516
>I see no distinction between mff and mmf.
You know the old saying, a key that works on any locks is useful but a lock that can be opened by any key is a shitty lock.

>> No.16897531

>>16897526
Both deserve to be stoned to death for adultery desu

>> No.16897532

>>16897521
So you would cheat her if you could?

My waifu is lucky that I'm monogamous.

>> No.16897534

>>16897521
>and would skin me alive
>inb4 anon's waifu gets the idea of recreational skinning with demon realm silver
>"It's just practice if I ever need to do the real thing, honey~"

>> No.16897536

>>16897530
Not applicable. Monstergirls rarely if ever get pregnant, and by the time they do the semen of another man is worthless to them, so worthless that their bodies won't even accept it.

>> No.16897539

>>16897516
>degenerate
>is in a monstergirl thread

>> No.16897542

>>16897536
>>16897530
Monstergirls are a lock that can only ever be fully opened by one key, making that single key in an ocean of scrap metal more precious than anything, because without the key, the bounty of the lock might as well not exist.

Only the lowest of scum share their key with other locks.

>> No.16897548

>>16897532
I'd never even think of cheating on her. I love her. That's why I married her. She'd also skin herself if she even imagined cheating on me. Our love is pure.

>>16897534
I'd gladly let her slice my dick up with some demon realm silver if she wanted to.

>> No.16897552

>>16897548
Then your waifu is the lucky one, not the other way around.

>> No.16897561

>>16897552
I'm lucky I'm married to a loving wife, and not a crazy cheating fetishist who wants to demean me by selling me out to her friends.

>> No.16897566

>>16897521
I wonder what things different Lamiae do to an unfaithful husband. I'd imagine a vanilla Lamia would squeeze him until he confesses his sin.

>> No.16897571

>>16897492
That's some dedication to feet right there. Just remember that while she's doing research at her table all day, you're going to need to work those feet.

>> No.16897574

>>16897552
>>16897561
He's right, he's the lucky one. I'd kill for a yandere.

>> No.16897578

>>16897566
Even if I'm not a cheater, I want a Lamia to do that. Squeeze me until I confess to all the weird and bad things I've done.

I wonder if Lamia do that to get men to confess they love her.

>> No.16897582

Friendly reminder to give your waifus all tummies full of cummies! All waifus deserve to get filled up by their husbands.

>> No.16897589

>>16897582
You really want this to be a meme, don't you?

>> No.16897590

>>16897582
The DemonLord's motto

>> No.16897591

>>16897561
Well I guess that's true considering a lot of monsters are open to their husbands having harems. Having an yandere would be quite hard.

Thank god I don't have to worry about that. She is really greedy naturally and I'd be really loyal too.

>> No.16897594
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>>16897578
I'm deathly afraid of my childhood friend Shirohebi finding out that I masturbated to her sleeping face while she was sleeping over and accidentally came up her nose.

>> No.16897596

>>16897510
That sounds kinda wrong.
I mean I would freak out a dragon or something appeared.

>> No.16897597

>>16897589
This is the first time I've posted about it. I'm not a daughter fucker either, I just think the words are cute.

>> No.16897600

>>16897594
Do you think the shirohebi would be flustered and aroused at that? Wouldn't she loosen her tight grip?

>> No.16897611

>>16897600
She'd tighten her grip and rub the tip of her tail on my crotch to tease me with her wet cloaca. I think she might make me beg her to take it in.

>> No.16897619

>>16897611
Damn that sounds hot. Lewd coiling is the best, especially with a lot of teasing.

>> No.16897644

>>16897619
It'd be really painful until she was done interrogating me and was satisfied that I'd never done anything like that to other girls. She's really jealous for some reason and didn't even mind the cum up her nose once she was sure I'd only ever done it to her.

>> No.16897651

>>16897644
Shirohebi are cute but scary. Anything else you'd confess?

>> No.16897672

>>16897651
That I have a collection of pictures of her face that I masturbate to, and that I've got a photo from the time we were swimming and her bottom fell off and I could see her cloaca. I took a snapshot before telling her. You know, that sort of stuff. That I've kissed her while she slept every time she slept over for the last five years. That the reason I don't let het sit coiled in my lap anymore when we play games is that I started getting a boner from it.

>> No.16897675

>>16897672
>HeartPupilSnek.jpg

>> No.16897680

>>16897611
>MGE Lamias
>Cloacas
Wrong.

>> No.16897700

>>16897447
You have a serious addiction.

>> No.16897709

>>16897700
Can you blame him? His waifu is probably a Lich. What husbando doesn't want to uphold his wife's feet as the reason for his life.

>> No.16897712

>>16897675
It's really shameful to admit to all the creepy things I've done to her. I just can't control myself.
She'd make sure I never commit any more crimes by milking me dry with her tight cloaca several times every day. All the lewd thoughts are going to flow into her body and I'll become a good boy again.

>> No.16897730
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16897730

Maids are olev but Kikis are obsolete.

>> No.16897731

Science has proven that the younger a Shirohebi is when you start having sex with her, the less likely she is to commit violent yandere crimes as an adult.

Do your part and violate a little Shirohebi today.

>> No.16897748

>>16897730
I want to bully my Automaton maid by plugging her heat exhaust port with my warm, fleshy member. I'd just push her over onto her belly, pull her skirt up and her port coverings down and insert my penis into her hot port. I'd wriggle it back and forth in there while she got more and more anxious about overheating, until I finally ejaculated all over her dissipator coils. Then I'd pull out and let her vent her excess heat like her life depended on it while I kissed her red, overheated face all over.

>> No.16897753

>>16897730
That's a cute roomba. I'd kick out my fagot to have a cute Automaton maid exactly like her.

>> No.16897754

>>16897731
I'm going to molest the Shirohebi loli!

>> No.16897762

>>16897700
Well who wouldn't? Those cute, tiny, ice-cold footsies... I'd even drink the water from her footbath.

>> No.16897766

>>16897748
Is that just a euphemism for her squishy pliable holes? Because "heat/exhaust port" is rather unfortunate.

>> No.16897767

>>16897753
Remember that fagots aren't soft girls who forgive everything. She won't be the one missing a few screws after it happened.

On another note, if you recieve Eros punishment but command a girl like automaton or golem to love you, would they do it?

>> No.16897769

>>16897762
>I'd even drink the water from her footbath.

Now THIS is an idea I can get into.

>> No.16897785

>>16897766
It's the hole between her legs where she expels hot gas to keep herself cool. There's also the waste lubricant ejection port forwards of it, but that's more slimy. It's also nice to bully that, since the old lubricant gets really runny when it mixes with semen and starts leaking out all over the floor.

>> No.16897786

>>16897762
anon that's nasty

>> No.16897791

>>16897786
Nothing about my beloved Lich' feet is nasty. They're the embodiment of perfection.

>> No.16897795
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Shirohebi are my favorite stalkers.

>> No.16897805

>>16897795
I want to creep a Shirobehi out with my clinginess.

>> No.16897806

>>16897731
I'm gonna tie a loli Shirohebi up and feed her lemon wedges while I gently fondle her little girl bits.

>> No.16897807

>>16897767
I wonder if she'd go yan

>if you recieve Eros punishment but command a girl like automaton or golem to love you, would they do it?

Probably

>> No.16897815

>>16897795
Shirohebis are genuinely great girls. Top tier.

>>16897791
Here's a man with taste.

>> No.16897818

>>16897807
I'm not so sure considering there still seems to be some magic bullshit going on with golems and automatons.

>> No.16897822

>>16897762
So what? Some Lich shows you her feet and you lose all thoughts of independence?

>> No.16897829

>>16897822
Yes. Exactly. It's like she's cast some sort of charm spell on them.

>> No.16897834

>>16897795
>get dragged to temple because momster decides you need spiritual enlightenment
>one of the priestesses acts really clingy around you
>always smiles just a little to wide when looking at you
>pretty sure she followed you home
>yep
>she's tapping on the glass of your window
>pretty impressive considering your room's on the second floor
>you just wanted to spend your weekend playing video games

>> No.16897835

>>16897806
Filthy sabbath stop tempting me to touch little monster girls.

>> No.16897836

>>16897785
Automatons don't have those things though, as they aren't literal robots.

>> No.16897837
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16897837

>>16897731
I wonder who is behind this post

Also if you promise something to her, make sure you never ever forget it. Especially if it involves marriage.

>> No.16897839

>>16897795
Remember: She would accept a harem.

>> No.16897845

>>16897834
Atleast you get to play them with her, while she coils you, tight.

>> No.16897849

>>16897835
That's all on you my man, the Sabbath has nothing to do with your desire to indulge yourself in the sweet, pure pleasures of a little monstergirl's most private and intimate places.

>> No.16897853

>>16897837
I'm not QS if that's what you're implying.

>> No.16897855

>>16897839
Of course she'd say that. After all, the flame cannot be sated by anyone BUT her and she knows it.

>> No.16897856

>>16897853
No, I meant that little snek was the one promoting that.

>> No.16897859

>>16897856
Oh ok. I'm not a little snek either.

>> No.16897864

>>16897849
You stop that.

>> No.16897869

>>16897849
>sweet, pure pleasures of a little monstergirl's most private and intimate places.

These Baphomets need to get the fuck out of my dick and mind because this is making me diamonds. I hate lolis and I love mature women I hate lolis and I love mature women I hate lolis and I love mature women I hate lolis and I love mature women I hate lolis and I love mature women

>> No.16897877

>>16897869
You're a liar and a con artist, I can see right through you! You love little puffy vulvas and soft flat chests!

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>>16897869
Sooner or later you will realize that you can like both.

>> No.16897887

>>16897869
But anon, why not both? Lolis are just as great as older girls.

>> No.16897889

>>16897807
Kikis are dangerous creatures, anon. Messing with one's heart is dumb.

>> No.16897892

>>16897877
You're really pushing all my buttons with these descriptions anon. Please stop, I want to be a normal person who's into big busty women not the small perfect body of a loli.

>> No.16897893

>>16897869
Legal. Lolis.

>> No.16897897

>>16897889
What's the worst the FAGOT can do?

>> No.16897911
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>>16897869
Reminder that there might be a 1000 year old Baphomet working in her shops

>Age doesn't matter!
>It doesn't matter whether you're a 10 year old Alice, or a 1000 year old Baphomet

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>>16897869
>spoiler
Oh I'm sure you do. Who could ever get aroused by a girl like this?

>> No.16897928

How hard would an Ochimusha REEE if she detected intruders/assassins while she was settling down into the afterglow after her Lord and her just had sex?

>> No.16897929

>>16897897
Remember that cute automaton? Turns out Kiki had a screwdriver and a teaser.

>> No.16897931

>>16897911
I've read enough doujins to know that I do not even begin to care if they're secretly older.
I'd probably prefer that so I can treat her more like a goddamn wife than a kid/little sister.

>> No.16897937

>>16897928
Not at all. Undignified.
She'd tell you to wait right there, silently slip away, deal with the intruders, then return and say "where were we?"

>> No.16897939

>>16897869
Admit it anon, there's no shame here.
>>16897914
If there was a Baphomet like that I wouldn't be reasonable for my actions.

>> No.16897942

>>16897929
Fagots are evil girls who hate competition

>> No.16897944

>>16897937
Why did this arouse me?

>> No.16897946

>>16897869
Trust me anon. I was like you once, then I fell for the Lolinubis.

>> No.16897951

>>16897942
They can abuse the other girl's weaknesses too, fire for the goop and eletricity for the scrap metal.

>> No.16897955

You know what I love? Sitting on the porch with my waifu under several blankets while it's raining. Just sitting there with her and cuddling while we're watching the rain.

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Given how Ochis are shy and would never hurt her husband but will follow any order given. What would they do if her husband orders them to rape him like if she was a Hellhound, not letting him go even if he begs, and even rough him up a little before sex? What if mid-rape he changes his mind and orders her to end the rape?

>> No.16897965

>>16897869
Thank god I'm immune to lolis. Having to deal with becoming a lolicon must be hard.

>> No.16897966

Im starting to feel like im the only one who actually hates loli.

>> No.16897976

>>16897963
What a stumpy Ochi. She's got such a thick midsection but no legs.

>> No.16897978

>>16896172
katsuie best girl

>> No.16897979

>>16897966
To hate is to care
-Kanye West (paraphrased)

>> No.16897987

>>16897965
For me it was very worrying at first.

>> No.16897997

>>16897951
She's ruins everything. The shoggoth and Automaton just want to serve mastah but no, the fagot has to get jealous and sabotage everything.

>>16897963
This is the dilemma for the ochi. So I assume that they'd have a safe word for them to use.

>> No.16898005

>>16897997
That's what you get for being a filthy cheater. Only one maid per mastah.

>> No.16898022

>>16897937
>Ochimusha with her hair down, naked, utterly breathless as she stalks the stalker
>bisects the intruder's spirit energy from behind then kicks them rolling down a hill unconscious
>walks back in the bedroom sultrily, swaying her katana behind her as she climbs into bed and straddles her lord
Violence excites her.

>> No.16898024

>>16898005
I agree, but say completely hypothetically, there isn't enough mastahs to go around so maids have to share?

>> No.16898031

>>16898024
Oh silly anon. They won't have to share because there would be just the right numbers of maids to masters. Do you understand?

>> No.16898035

>>16898022
>A man was seen having an ahegao with double peace signs while he is rolling down a hill. Who could be behind this?
>This is brought to you by Ratoskr News Network

>> No.16898040

>>16898022
That was very hot. Would she agree role playing with her lord being an intruder and raping him after getting violent with him?

>> No.16898047

>>16898040
You've piqued my interest. Go on.

>> No.16898054

>>16898031
Yeah, I agree. It just sucks that I genuinely can't pick a maid I like more

>> No.16898076

>>16898040
That sounds hot.

>> No.16898089

>>16898040
I could see her holding the tip of her katana an inch from her lord's throat while slowly cowgirling him.
And right as he's about to climax slowly pushing it into his spirit so he cums extra wildly while she just blissfully smiles with lifeless eyes at him ahegaoing with 'blood' spilling out of his neck.
Demon silver is fun.

>> No.16898091

>>16898054
Roll a dice, but keep in mind that they all have their pros and cons.

>> No.16898102

>>16897510
I thought is was a "boy who cried wolf" thing?

>> No.16898150

>>16898091
The cons make a maid really cute. But really, what are the bad cons?

>> No.16898176

>>16898102
Yeah, but that's like having a shit ton of wolves running around you and still telling the guy "I don't believe you". Sure he was wrong in the past, but when the wolves are right in your face you aren't going to deny it.

>> No.16898190

>>16898035
>Ratoskr
What do you do when one gets trapped in your walls, after trying to sneak in?

>> No.16898194
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Wife Hack of the day:
> When your Ochimusha waifu is about to "kill" or otherwise get violenr with a 3DPD that gave you the "ew creep" treatment and she is too pissed to listen to reason, she can always be made to desist by a good groping from her lord.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp4SHfcsDb8

>> No.16898203

>>16898040
>Hiding in your house at night
>trying to be as quiet as possible to avoid being detected
>been playing cat and mouse with some psycho killer for the past thirty minutes
>Suddenly feel a burning heat in your abdomen and look down with a surprised grunt
>the blade of a katana is sticking right through your stomach, a whole foot or more straight through
>horrified, you feel a ragged, ice cold breath on the side of your face as the katana pushes through further
>"Shi-ne."
>All at once your whole body cries out in hot pleasure as the katana retracts and slices through you again and again at breakneck speed, red flying everywhere as your erection towers
>sputtering up more red, you fall to your knees as the psycho silently walks in front of you, naked, her toned abs, lithe stature, full breasts and inviting, glistening entrance on display
>you barely manage to look up at her through your hazy mind as she brings her hands to the side of your head and pushes your mouth towards her slit
>Well she certainly seems to have taken to this roleplay well

>> No.16898206

>>16898150
The cons are erased depending on your taste really, but if I were to say it would be something like this.

Kikis: Strict if you are lazy and pretty vanilla overall
Shoog: Monster boy problems and sex might get weird
Automaton: Can't have biological daughterus

And this is just me, but I would rather have sex with a monster than an artifical being. It's probably better overall.

>> No.16898229

>>16898194
You can't just go and make me imagine an Ochimusha version of Katsuie like that. Season 2 never.

>> No.16898235

>>16898194
I would love to do this as much as possible. Hopefully she'd be understanding that it's just for her own good. I bet she'd get in those situations more often as an excuse for her lord to fondle and mash her big, hefty, plump undead titties

>> No.16898236

>>16898176
If monsters were truly invading, surely they would find a way to get in without the wizards help?

>> No.16898244

>>16898206
Small price to pay for a life time of happiness

>> No.16898255

Reading through the sabbath again, I must say I'm very impressed with how KC wrote it out to be. It's not just some "loli worshiping cult" because it's way more than that and has much more lore. I know this may be obvious. Then again what do you expect from a lolicon himself?

Love it or hate it, you have to admit the Sabbath is a very well written part of the canon.

>> No.16898267

>>16898203
Made me hard as diamonds. 10/10.

>> No.16898294

>>16898203
I've got the biggest fear boner right now

>> No.16898309

>>16898255
Further proof that little girls are the best.

>> No.16898321

>>16898309
I love mature and big women, don't get me wrong. But the way KC writes about little girls has turned me into a lolicon. I love both now.

>> No.16898323

>>16898203
And I bet the next day when you point out how cute she looks in her kimono she'll still act all flustered and stumble all over herself bowing to thank you.
I like Ochis.

>> No.16898329

>>16898203
Hello boner. Kind of reminds me of some of Harblador's stuff.

>> No.16898330

>>16895742
Just alp already.

>> No.16898334

>>16898323
That's what's so great about them, as long as it's what their lord wishes they will do anything but deep down they're still easily flustered maidens.

Best servants.

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>tfw Anon is too dense

>> No.16898354 [DELETED] 

I know they are also kinds like meidos and likely like to cook and all. But I want to learn to cook and when she gets back into the house or apartment back from her training session, receive my warrior girl naked with an apron, her favourite food ready on the table. I wonder hor she would react.

>> No.16898358

>Wake up
>Check thread
>300+ posts of absolutely nothing
>Barely any greentexts even

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>>16896784
>A baphomet with an appreciation for fine metal helmets

That's some premium stuff right there.

I wonder if the rest of the Sabbath enjoy such things.

>> No.16898363

I know Ochis are also kind like meidos and likely like to cook and all. But I want to learn to cook and when she gets back into the house or apartment back from her training session, receive my warrior girl naked with an apron, her favourite food ready on the table. I wonder hor she would react.

>> No.16898368

>>16898349
What's the Lich going to do to get his attention?

>> No.16898372

>>16898361
Whatever onii-chan likes, they like.

>>16898358
You're always free to type one yourself. Content providers here don't just do it for you. You aren't the centre of their universe.

>> No.16898377

>>16898363
She'd be so thankful of her lord. The naked apron probably turns her on a lot but she wouldn't show it.

>> No.16898380

>>16898368
Chloroform rag

>> No.16898381

>>16898358
Look a couple posts above yours dummy.
>>16898361
I feel stupid for not knowing what this is referencing.

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Turning into a monster must be fucking scary from a religious point of view.
the average church going woman might lose her shit before she can enjoy it

>> No.16898384

>>16898372
but we're all the center of our waifu's universe

>> No.16898387

>>16898372
>Whatever onii-chan likes, they like.

Then I don't like the Sabbath.

Coming to America

>> No.16898388

>>16898363
You are supposed to say if she wants dinner, a abth or you. Be a better husbando, anon.

>> No.16898394

>>16898383
Left looks better

>> No.16898395

>>16898383
Monsters in vestments are great.

>> No.16898397

>>16898372
>Whatever onii-chan likes, they like.
Onii-chan likes keeping little monstergirls in cages.

>> No.16898398

>>16898394
Right would look a lot better if she wasn't covered in some guy's baby batter.

>> No.16898401

>>16898368
>Sabotage Anon's studies
>He gets a shit score on his midterm
>"...Ara, looks like you needed a tutor"

Hopefully the Anubis nearby doesn't have the same idea

>> No.16898403

>>16898383
I want to like the right more than the left

>slut
>collar

It's just ugly man. The girl on the left is cute.

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>>16898255
Bapho pls go. The rise of the Oppai Sabbath will not be stopped.

>> No.16898407

>>16898363
Honestly she'd probably be pretty confused and worried that something is wrong. She may even see it as dishonor on herself for not properly caring for you resulting in your ending up in such a shameful state.
Ochis notably (uniquely? Not sure if any others are like this, maybe Nureonago) are very traditionalist in their view of gender roles. They still venerate the old Zipangu ways of male bloodline and likely consider men as the stronger gender, despite physical evidence to the contrary.
I don't see them not getting flustered in a 'I did something wrong' way and trying to get you to regain your honor and dignity.

>> No.16898409

>>16898384
We sure are.

>> No.16898411

>>16898398
She just turned into a lesser Succubus so the first thing in her mind was to rape the nearest man.

>> No.16898414

>>16898394
>>16898403
Well of course. It's either pure girl or slutty one, they both are cute because of 2D magic.

>> No.16898420

>>16898363
Of all the races, they probably are the least to be into the househusband meme.

>> No.16898421

>>16898414
Eeehhh, seeing a succubus caked in somebody else's semen isn't really cute no matter the dimension. It's sorta disgusting.

>> No.16898426

>>16898383
Left a shit, looks like a shitty generic moeblob from a seasonal anime.

Give me that succubus any day.

>> No.16898431

>>16898421
It's hot.

>> No.16898432

>>16898403
I actually like the collar

>> No.16898434

>>16898203
Please write a roleplay when she captures the intruder and interrogates him until he gives the "code" (saif code being a safe word they previously agreed on) with sexual "torture" involving her katana. She is also eager to win, because he told her if she wins and "breaks him" within 1 hour or less, she will have the right to demand of him any fetish she wants and all the sex she wants as if she was his lord. I need a greentext about this.

>> No.16898435

>>16898431
To some. But not to me.

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Of the Succubi, she's still da best.

>> No.16898441

>>16898407
>Ochimusha just wants to serve her lord and help him gain glory and honor and bear strong heirs
>comes home to him prancing about in an apron cooking and asking if he can rub her toesie wosies
Worst part is, sepukku would just make a mess and not kill her.

>> No.16898442

>>16898388
But if I say that, she will blush and shut down in embarassment, not knowing which choice to pick.

>> No.16898443

>>16898437
Lewd hat

>> No.16898444

>>16898431
If it is mine but knowing that it isn't, not really.

>> No.16898450

>>16898441
>>comes home to him prancing about in an apron cooking and asking if he can rub her toesie wosies

This is a bad thing? I want to bully an Ochimusha with this now.

>> No.16898451

>>16898383
>village girl wakes up chained to a wall in a dungeon
>demon approaches
>"i will make you feel the pleasures that your god denied you"
>anon walks in
>"what tea should i make for your guest?"

and that is how you ruin a mood

>> No.16898456

>>16898444
Just imagine that she licked one of those bananas.

>> No.16898458

>>16898434
>giving instruction and begging for a specific greentext
That's pretty pathetic senpai.

>> No.16898461

>>16898403
Right has bigger tiddies.

>> No.16898462

>>16898434
Why not write it yourself

>> No.16898471

I forget, are there any mind-reading girls? I want to bully one by thinking lewd things about her all the time.

>> No.16898472

Corrupted girls are sluts! Used goods! Second hand! SLUTS!

>> No.16898478

>>16898434
This is baffling. Why not be creative and write one yourself? That's the problem these days with these threads, way too many leechers, not enough seeders. I will not.
>>16898450
I'd certainly think so. It's the antithesis of what she would hope to see in her lord. She'd be sickened, had she a functional stomach.

>> No.16898479

>>16898471
[Tentacle shlicking and quiet Eldritch Ara Aras]

>> No.16898487

>>16898434
So this is the state we're in now.

>> No.16898486

>>16898472
That's true. You should strive to corrupt your own girl from a strong, pure Paladin-chan. Making your own girl is always the best!

>> No.16898488

>>16898471
You gonna get ear raped.

>> No.16898490

>>16898471
Satori when?
>>16898472
Nothing wrong with that if it was a monster girl who corrupted them and then you make them both your women.

>> No.16898492

>>16898478
That's kinda sad to imagine.

>anon really thankful of all she's ever done for him
>really wants to repay her but she denies it every time saying it's part of her honour
>anon decides to surprise her
>she comes home to THAT
>commits sepukku but never actually dies
>just wants to die

>> No.16898496

>>16898472
And?

>> No.16898498

>>16898487
>taking one faggot as the entire state of the thread

Not everyone is like that guy, look at the reaction he got from other people in this thread.

>> No.16898506

>>16898478
>too many leechers, not enough seeders
Consume and complain, remember?

>> No.16898510

>>16898488
I wonder how far I'd get in my fantasies of my childhood friend before she pounced on me. I bet the first few times she saw me fantasizing about kissing or even sex with her, she'd just be confused, but by the time she'd seen me exclusively fantasize about her, she's know exactly what's going on.

>> No.16898513

>>16898486
Paladins are hard to corrupt. They're tough girls.

>>16898490
B-But two wives is haram!

>>16898496
You don't see the issue there? What are you some queer?

>> No.16898517

>>16898492
And then the husband comes over and cleans the mess up and draws a little heart in marker on her Wakizashi and she swears to kami that she can hear her ancestors laughing her while he continues prattling on about 'matching paj-am-ahs' and why is she being tortured like this

>> No.16898519

>>16898513
>B-But two wives is haram!
And why would that be? Especially with monster girls.

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>>16898513
>Paladins are hard to corrupt. They're tough girls.
That's why they make such good monsters. I'd love to turn one into an Abomination like this and marry her.

>> No.16898529

>>16898517
That's actually really cute. But what would a Ochimusha do in this situation? Would she try to steer him towards having more pride?

>> No.16898531

>>16898525
I wonder if a paladin would kill you if you tried to corrupt her.

>> No.16898542

>>16898525
That girl needs a burning.

>> No.16898543

>>16898531
If she could do it before it was finished, sure. I just have to finish corrupting her before I show weakness. The moment her heart and soul were blackened by chaos I'd hug her so she's imprint more powerfully onto me.

>> No.16898545

>>16898513
>B-But two wives is haram!
Two is a great number. Lets say some village girl got raped by a succubus and turned into a lesser succubus and now they both have their eye on you.
You've got the chance to bang a 10/10 slutty sex demon and a still inexperienced and freshly transformed lesser succubutt, giving her what the succubus couldn't, her first real taste of a man.

If that's not enough just imagine the wake up blowjobs from the two of them or seeing them serve breakfast in bed wearing naked aprons.

>> No.16898547

>>16898531
Once she gets the upper hand, it's purifying time.
It's more or less tug of war.

>> No.16898549

>>16898519
>And why would that be?

Because muh chief god said so

>>16898525
She looks very scary

>> No.16898553

>>16898549
She's very scary-cute. Hugging her always makes my heart beat faster, and watching her shower gives me the hardest scary boners imaginable.

>> No.16898554

>>16898545
Two wives sounds like a nice relationship. For harems I would say up to five they are pretyy fucking nice.

>>16898549
Harems are not haram.

>> No.16898555

>>16898545
This. Two is the magic number.

>If that's not enough just imagine the wake up blowjobs from the two of them or seeing them serve breakfast in bed wearing naked aprons.

It's perfect, I want to wake up to this everyday from two MG wives. I could have one feed me while I get a blowjob from the other.

>> No.16898565
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Please remember to be good to your imp familiars. They work very hard to be useful, even if they do like to play pranks sometimes. Keep your imp happy by spending quality time with her outside of work. Watch a movie together. Take her out for ice cream. Act surprised by her pranks even if they're not always clever. It doesn't have to be much, just knowing you appreciate her will keep your imp a happy and helpful member of the household.

>> No.16898572

>>16898529
Probably a training montage in which she helps him gain self pride, confidence, a respect for his body, and skill either in self defense or stratagem.
Honor is serious business in (stereotypical romanticized) Samurai/bushido. His acknowledging her and showing his own honor would satisfy her much more than any meal or saccharine words ever could.
Though that doesn't mean she still can't be flustered in a good way and have her body appreciated sensually and lovingly. There's just more nuance to it than 'getting in the slut position' and other such shameful acts by her standards.

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>>16898565
This is my favorite kind of Imp.

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>>16898565
>no pear-shaped Imp aggressively ravage the plump ass of

>> No.16898580

>>16898472
t. Order priest

>> No.16898588

>>16898478
Because I have never greentexted before and dont know where to start

>> No.16898591

>>16898554
Five is a good limit yes, even bicorns limit their man's harem to around 4-5 according to that profile.
>>16898555
I really want that too, the problem is there's so many monster girls and picking one pair of girls is extremely hard.

Two of the same race? Rivals like Kiki/Shog or Dragon/Griffon? Sisters or friends? A corrupted human and her corrupter or two natural monster girls? There's just too many variations to pick from when it comes to bigamy although that helps with never running out of fantasies I guess.

>> No.16898601

>>16898588
Start at the part you like the most. Then you can think about what led to that situation and what happens after it.

>> No.16898603

>>16898588
Just write words. Even I can do it.

>> No.16898614

>>16898591
Really? I didn't remember that. Seems like they really know how to keep a harem for their man.

Also, this is my opinion but I would like it better if both girls instead of trying to beat each other at sex both fully gave in to my cock and pleasure. For combinations I think family is better.

>> No.16898615 [DELETED] 

>>16898572
I dont like how this sounds. Sounds like Ochimushas are like Salamanders and want a stronk husband. Please dont, dont ruin her like this. The Salamanderization has already claimed too many of my would be waifus into the shitlist, please not her.

>> No.16898616

>>16898588
I can't even write a paragraph of a real story without rage quitting and even I can write a greentext or two that got capped by someone for some reason or another. Just find a conversation that you like and if you get hit by inspiration start greentexting and go with the flow.

>> No.16898617

>>16898572
>Ochimusha wakes up/arises in MGC
>One of the first thing she sees is a Hellhound leading a man around on a leash and collar
>Tries to vomit, but nothing comes up
Gotta get back. Back to the past...

>> No.16898622

>>16898572
So Ochimusha btfo weak anons and submissive sluts?

>> No.16898629

>>16898574
>this makes the imp happy

>> No.16898630

>>16898622
Yeh.

>> No.16898631

>>16898616
But what if anons shit on my greentext? Im afraid, very afraid.

>> No.16898632

>>16898531
Corruptionfags deserve death

>> No.16898635

>>16898614
I was wrong on the number with Bicorn.
>Additionally, every time a new monster joins the harem, the Bicorn's demonic energy grows relatively thinner, so there is a limit to the number of members, but it’s probably easy to make a small scale harem of about 5 or 6 people.
So they could probably go higher but 5-6 is as high as it could go without effort.

I do like competitive sex too though, maybe from a Dhampir and her Vampire sister.

>> No.16898637 [DELETED] 

>>16898615
>guy suggests an Ochimusha would try to help improve her lord into a respectable man
>freak out and blubber about it like it's the worst trait a woman could have
We're reaching pathos levels that shouldn't even be possible.

>> No.16898641

>>16898631
Don't namefag and you can just slide on forwards if there's problems with it. Maybe post it on a guest pastebin to get the level of annoyance even lower.

>> No.16898643

>>16898631
Just do it. The only way anons will shit on you is if you write something that was intentionally designed to piss them off in the first place.

>> No.16898644

>>16898617
That would actually be pretty funny to see.

>>16898591
>I really want that too, the problem is there's so many monster girls and picking one pair of girls is extremely hard.

That's some truth right there. You can either pick to completely different girls for the variation factor or two similar girls. For me I picked two similar girls.

Bigamy with two girls is an area I feel isn't explored as much as it should be in these threads. Especially considering it would be pretty common in MGE. There's so many possibilities with it.

>> No.16898650 [DELETED] 

>>16898637
It depends on what imorovement means, if it is build him into a stronk man like a Salamander would, then yeah, its terrible. Im fed up with warrior waifus having the "I will only marry warrior men!" requirement. The Ochimusha has no said requirement, please dont impose it on her.

>> No.16898651

>>16898635
For Dhampirs I prefer the daughteru dicking. No lolis though.

And there is also human oyakodon where they are corrupted.

>> No.16898653 [DELETED] 

>>16898622
I doubt she'd be as definitive about it but she'd definitely always try to help him improve. She wants strong heirs and follows 'Bushido' after all.
>>16898615
Not gonna lie, that's pretty sad anon.

>> No.16898654

>>16898631
It happens occasionally. Expect your greentexts to get ignored a lot too since that can happen.

The best part of being anonymous is that you have plenty of chances to get it right and even if you fuck up five times and get it right on the sixth, it's that one they're going to remember.

>> No.16898655

>>16898580
Priest-kun greentexts were fun. I miss them.

>> No.16898657

>>16898641
What is namefag?

>> No.16898663

>>16898657
It's when you post in the thread with an username. Very bad idea even for most reknowned individuals.

>> No.16898664 [DELETED] 

>>16898631
Just do it man, chances are it will turn out better than you expected. Just follow what the anons are telling you in this thread and it will be fine. And if it turns out less than favourable to you then you can always improve. Improving with greentexts is easy, it's not like writing a story. I believe in you anon.

>>16898637
I can sorta see his worry even if it was a bit of an overreaction. People don't like the idea of standards in their escapism fantasy.

>> No.16898666

I contacted Father Grigori on DE and FB, he will drop by and deliver some greentexts here.

>> No.16898673

>>16898657
Make a pastebin my dude. Just avoid the /d/ shit (NTR, guro, scat, watersports, futa, yuri) and it'll be fine.

>> No.16898676 [DELETED] 

>>16898630
How will they ever recover?

>>16898653
Of course. I mean it makes sense really. But like that one guy, some people are worried by that factor because they think it means "only big stronk men allowed"

>> No.16898678

>>16898663
Why is that a bad idea? Sorry, new here.

>> No.16898683

I swear to god if somebody falls for that bait you are the dumbest piece of shit on the earth and you should consider suicide.

>> No.16898686 [DELETED] 

>>16898650
Doesn't have to be a warrior, she just would want her lord to have some pride and a desire to improve himself. If the notion of that is really so triggering then why not just go be into something that will keep you catatonic at all times so you don't even have to make any conscious effort in life.

>> No.16898689

>>16898644
Bigamy is starting to get talked about a bit more recently it seems, I guess it's a happy middle ground between monogamy and harems.
>>16898651
I'm not big on the daughter thing but the one part of Dhampirs that often gets overlooked is that they seek to correct all Vampires which would include ones not related to them or their own sisters.

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>> No.16898700

>>16898690
Fucking NEET centaurs man, hogging the whole bed and shiet.

>> No.16898702

>>16898690
NEET horse

Also the struggle for centaur fags. You're going to need a pretty big bed.

>> No.16898706

>>16898690
the guy looks digusted
guess he's got good taste

>> No.16898709 [DELETED] 

>>16898664
Hold on, people don't imagine their literal one-to-one self in their escapism fantasies, right? They at least imagine themselves as being competent adventurers or warriors or cool or at least having potential, right?

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>>16898690
Nightmares would make good NEETs.

>> No.16898712

>>16898689
A Dhampir couple would be hard to distinguish from a normal human couple in Order cities.

Until she bites you and get heart pupils from that.

>> No.16898722 [DELETED] 

>>16898709
Nope. People here are pretty dumb.

>> No.16898723 [DELETED] 

>>16898709
I'm not sure. But I'll admit I'm pretty pathetic like that and I imagine my actual self. It's embarrassing to admit, but all that adventure stuff and warrior stuff doesn't really interest me. But I can tell you right now that I'd probably take an interest if I actually tried it in setting. I'm imagining it right now.

It's just anon, I'm a lazy sack of shit in real life. So imagining myself as something other than that is difficult.

>tfw ywn be an adventurous warrior with your Ochimusha who thinks your prideful and a real man

>> No.16898726 [DELETED] 

>>16898709
>fantasies of your perfect waifu with a competent person

might as well get cucked then

>> No.16898730 [DELETED] 

>>16898709
>They at least imagine themselves as being competent adventurers or warriors or cool or at least having potential, right?
Hahahahahaha

>> No.16898732 [DELETED] 

>>16898709
A lot of people imagine a modern setting, probably so they can directly self insert. As such they probably do keep things pretty one-to-one.
This isn't your average escapism, this is advanced 'they'll come through portals and be real and they're reading our posts right now' escapism.

>> No.16898734 [DELETED] 

>>16898726
>Fantasizing your waifu with a useless good-for nothing like yourself instead of a better you
You're cucking her out of a happy life.

>> No.16898738 [DELETED] 

>>16898723
Mate you would be born on a fantasy like world where you could use magic and hit things with swords. Tell me how you would resist not being cool.

>> No.16898739 [DELETED] 

>>16898734
Oh, I forgot this is the beginning of the weekend.

>> No.16898740 [DELETED] 

>>16898732
Is there any hope left for the people in these threads? Are they broke beyond repair?

>> No.16898743

>>16898712
Two Dhampirs isn't what I was thinking since only the firstborn seems to have a chance of being one and even then it's rare, unless they're twins.
Dominating a haughty vamprie with the help of the two of them would be hot though.

>> No.16898747 [DELETED] 

>>16898734
i don't tink cuck means what you think it means
and second most anons would be weaker then their waifu no matter how much they train

>> No.16898750 [DELETED] 

>>16898709
There's more to life than wanting to run around and hit things with a stick like an autist anon.

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>>16898709
People here are so adverse to self improvement they're even against it in their fantasies. It'd be impressive if it wasn't a bit sad.

>> No.16898757 [DELETED] 

>>16898738
It would be very cool, I will admit. Being a warrior with a Salamander, lizardman or Ochimusha at my side sounds fun.

>> No.16898758 [DELETED] 

>>16898732
I don't get the like setting thing at all, the main reason I'm into escapism with monster girls is because this world sucks. If I had the choice I'd go to theirs.

>> No.16898759 [DELETED] 

>>16898709
I try not to imagine myself at all in my fantasies, save for the occasional limb. All first-person perspective due to image issues.

>> No.16898760 [DELETED] 

>>16898747
I'm using the word against you in a satirical way to show how stupid you are for using it.

Are you 12?

>> No.16898761 [DELETED] 

>>16898709
I don't really care for medieval or adventure settings anon, I just want a comfy modern life with my waifu where we help each other improve ourselves a little bit and have a daughteru.

>> No.16898764 [DELETED] 

>>16898740
I don't mix work with play, but I'm optimistic. Blindly optimistic, but still.

>> No.16898765 [DELETED] 

>>16898758
Accidentally missed the word modern somehow.

>> No.16898766 [DELETED] 

>>16898754
pathetic is still an improvment for most anons

>> No.16898770 [DELETED] 

>>16898709
>Imagine myself as being competent or cool
That would ruin my suspension of disbelief.

>> No.16898771 [DELETED] 

>>16898759
This

It's why I dislike doppel ganger potions. I'd have to look at myself fucking my waifu and that would make me feel disgusted.

>> No.16898775 [DELETED] 

>>16898760
i'm autistic

>> No.16898776 [DELETED] 

>>16898754
Fucking this.

This place is literally /r9k/ with a side of monstergirls.

You can't make this shit up.

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>>16898750
And your imagination seems terribly limited if that's all you can conceive of someone doing in a fantasy land.

>> No.16898780

>suddenly overrun with anons getting judgemental over other anons fantasies
I think the real questions here are why do you care this much, and does it affect you in any way?

>> No.16898782

Please stop reminding me of how pathetic I am

>> No.16898786 [DELETED] 

>>16898776
Are you really surprised? And if it bothers you so much then why don't you just leave?

>> No.16898790 [DELETED] 

>>16898754
Imagining myself as a strong warrior isn't self-improvement, it's embarrassing self-fellation.

>> No.16898794 [DELETED] 

>>16898771
Anon, you are pretty dumb you know that?

>> No.16898796 [DELETED] 

>>16898786
Because he's doing the shitposting "I'm only here to feel better about myself" thing that's popular on weekends.

>> No.16898798

>>16898782
you're posting on a monstergirl thread

>> No.16898799 [DELETED] 

>>16898780
>>16898786
Because patheticfags are infesting this place with bad vibes all the time, which is why the comfy times never seem to come (unless it's self-pity circlejerk hour for patheticfags themselves).

Goddamn, dude. I don't come here to listen to you go on about how you can't do shit. I'm here for the monstergirls. At least try not to keep your life matters (which nobody cares about) to yourself, yeah?

>> No.16898800 [DELETED] 

>>16898779
I mean, what I posted is a very crude oversimplification of my ultimate fantasy setting right now. That's all I can realistically conceive of myself doing in a fantasy setting, yes. I can definitely imagine all sorts of other scenarios, but I keep gravitating back to the most realistic scenario as it feels like the comfiest and most likely.

>> No.16898803

>>16898780
Inferiority complex?

No matter how bad you think you have it, someone else conveniently has it worse?

>> No.16898804 [DELETED] 

>>16898796
>>16898799
You guys are hecka autistic.

>> No.16898806 [DELETED] 

>>16898790
This. I get some of you want to imagine yourselves as conan or whatever, but it's just as pathetic to have dumb power fantasies as it is to imagine your normal self there.

>> No.16898807 [DELETED] 

>>16898794
Yup. I've known that for a long time.

>> No.16898810

>>16898780
If you don't want people to opine on your fantasies, don't post them on a public board.

>> No.16898812 [DELETED] 

>>16898799
Don't you try to make yourself sound better than the rest of us, the fact that you're so insecure with yourself that you feel the need to basically become someone completely different is just as pathetic as the people you're putting down, if not more so.

>> No.16898814

>>16898743
I meant an Anon with a Dhampir waifu. I wonder what would happen to the Vampire who managed to birth Dhampir twins.

>> No.16898816 [DELETED] 

>>16898806
Someone mentioned an Ochimusha training you to get better and having a baseline of being a competent person
How that translates to 'self fellating Conan' is utterly beyond me

>> No.16898817

Please guys, I come here to escape. Not be reminded. It's ok if you imagine yourself as a warrior or somebody who has self inproved and it's ok to imagine yourself as yourself for your own reasons.

>> No.16898818 [DELETED] 

>>16898799
And yet this was all started by one faggot calling out everyone who didn't want to roleplay as Chad Destroyer of Worlds.

>> No.16898819 [DELETED] 

>>16898790
Imagining yourself as strong or competent (which is something you can strive to be) is self-fellation of your self-pity.

>> No.16898824

What monster hybrids would you want to see?

>> No.16898825 [DELETED] 

>>16898818
The hyperbole is truly enlightening.

>> No.16898827

>>16898824
A Dragon Vampire

>> No.16898828 [DELETED] 

>>16898816
I don't understand how Ochimusha MAKING YOU a better and more prideful person translates into "heh sorry honey ;) 6+ super buff uber-manly men only"

Let's say you're a pretty weak, self loathing and pathetic man. Then you stumble across a Ochimusha you makes you her lord, she wants to HELP YOU because she LOVES YOU. I seriously don't see the problem in this.

>> No.16898829 [DELETED] 

>>16898816
People think that improving yourself is impossible.

>> No.16898831 [DELETED] 

>>16898825
So you're just here to shitpost and look down your nose at people. What a great person you are.

>> No.16898835 [DELETED] 

>>16898709
One of the perks of MGE is that it actually allows you to get a waifu as you are right now. I dare to say MGE would not be as big without it.
Waifuness existed since a long time ago, but MGE was pretty much the first (and so far only) one to say "Ya know, if you want sexy monster girls you dont have to be badass, have potential, or anything. You also dont have to have a ridiculous luck so that a girl like Lara Croft will just happen to like you even if you do not insert yourself as a badass. Or like MGQ where you only fuck the Knights because you are a Gary Stu. The girld here WILL want you by design."
This is why I clash so heavily with the Salamander and do NOT want that shit pushed into the Ochimusha, whose profile doesnt mention that shit at all.
If I want a setting where I will insert as a warrior or being competent or with potential, I will just do Magic: The Gathering, where all players are pretty much cosmic deities that can create universes and just summon and create literal armies of anything, including waifus if you want, from their mana.

>> No.16898836

>>16898824
Lilim + ____lilim__

>> No.16898838 [DELETED] 

>>16898818
Someone asked if people didn't imagine themselves as competent.
You took that as 'calling out everyone' as being overpowered Gary Stus.
You figure out yourself what that says about you.

>> No.16898839 [DELETED] 

>>16898812
Fucking this.

>> No.16898841 [DELETED] 

>>16898812
Nigger I am well aware of how shit life is, but I don't come here to remind everyone of it every 10 minutes. You will never see me doing this.

Yeah, living is a pathetic thing and I wish I was dead, but I'm only telling you this to make a point. Other people do it ad infinitum and never seem to shut up about it. Sometimes it even derails actual monstergirl discussion.

Telling others how useless you are is exactly what /r9k/ exists for, even if I don't go there.

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>>16898824
A Dragonian Automaton.

>> No.16898844

This is probably why all the monsters are going London, less autism.

>> No.16898845

>>16898824
Lizardmen + Ochimusha

>> No.16898847 [DELETED] 

>>16898828
This, exactly. That's all I reasonably was trying to say.

>> No.16898852 [DELETED] 

>>16898812
I don't know whether we're being raided or if its just one pissed off anon trying to cause shit, but the aggressive and condescending posts we're suddenly getting don't exactly fill me with confidence that the thread will be any fun this weekend.

>> No.16898854

Y'all are being really gay right now, let's just talk about the Sabbath and how loli MGs are exceptional for groping and molestation.

>> No.16898857 [DELETED] 

>>16898828
For some reason improving yourself, be it alone or with the help of others is taking delusions too far.

>> No.16898859 [DELETED] 

>>16898841
Hear hear.

>> No.16898862 [DELETED] 

>>16898847
And if was to add some more, Lizardmen and Salamanders are kinda similar. Chances are if you go to one with passion in your heart but you're a weak and untrained man, they'll train you until you can beat them. THEY'LL TRAIN YOU.

The point of this fantasy is that you don't need to be of a certain standard by the get go, usually you can be yourself and you'll still eventually get the girl you want. Hell even if you came across a Salamander who wouldn't train you, it's MGE and it's a fantasy land so getting buff and training would be so easy.

Come on guys, I know some of you don't see yourself as the most manliest of men or the strongest willed with the most potential. But you can still get the girl of your dreams in MGE. There's no need to fight, let's all get along.

>> No.16898865 [DELETED] 

>>16898841
I can understand your complaints anon, but the tone you're taking comes off as fairly aggressive and accusatory.

>> No.16898868 [DELETED] 

>>16898857
I don't see how? How is this delusion?

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Would Liches make good judges?

>> No.16898876

>>16898870
She'd have an obsession with punishing people to become Undead.

>> No.16898878 [DELETED] 

>>16898818
>wanting to be a good master
>being a chad
It started because some guy got upset over the thought that an Ochi would try to help her husband better himself.

I tried to stay out of this but it really is sad when someone feels threatens by the thought someone wanted a fictional girl to help him and suggested it could ruin the entire race.

>> No.16898882

>>16898817
This. Get over yourselves and let people enjoy what they want.

>> No.16898888 [DELETED] 

>>16898862
Honestly, the whole crux of the debate seems like it's less 'she wants buff machismo' and more 'she won't accept me for what I am'. But yeah, this bickering is pointless and disruptive (especially the most aggressive ones in this argument can't argue without resorting to namecalling or trashtalking)

Best I can say on the matter is this: Give your MG waifu some fucking credit, for crying out loud.

>> No.16898889 [DELETED] 

>>16898828
There's literally nothing wrong with it, at that point it's just anon actually wanting to be weak and being hurt by the thought that someone might have a different fantasy.

I can't begin to explain how depressing that is.

>> No.16898891 [DELETED] 

>>16898865
>the tone you're taking comes off as fairly aggressive and accusatory.
Natural bitterness I've earned through many years of bad experiences and the inexistence of mgs, which I would very much like to express outside of the internet instead of in it, if it wouldn't tarnish my name.

I can hate things and people within seconds of coming into contact with them via elusive prerequisite.

>> No.16898893 [DELETED] 

>>16898878
Interesting how many of the aggressive and accusatory posts have double spacing. Not many anons seem to do that...

>> No.16898895 [DELETED] 

>>16898878
We all have insecurities, but the idea that "a girl making you a better man" is a bad idea is pretty dumb.

I think it strives from the fear that if you don't live up to her expectations, she'll leave you for someone better. Which is completely wrong and absolute bullshit. Then again I could be wrong, it's different for different people.

>> No.16898896 [DELETED] 

>>16898868
No idea, especially when we are talking about a fantasy setting where just drinking extra thick milk can make you extremelly attractive to cows and a mushroom has the power to make a dragon as weak as a human girl.

>> No.16898902 [DELETED] 

>>16898889
>There's literally nothing wrong with it, at that point it's just anon actually wanting to be strong and being hurt by the thought that someone might have a different fantasy.

Two can play that game. Because you are ignoring the faggots doing just this by the way.

>> No.16898905

>>16898876
So she hands out the "death" penalty like hotcakes?

>Force the criminal to eat that grey mushroom
>After the man turned half-dead, drop him off to the Zombie slums where he'll get a waifu in no time

>> No.16898910 [DELETED] 

>>16898889
Exactly. When she actively wants to help you improve and is there to support you to be better for not only her but for yourself. And you don't want that. It's hard to comprehend how you can complain about that and not want that.

Then again different strokes for different folks, if you don't want it I respect that. Just no need to fling shit around and complain.

>> No.16898912 [DELETED] 

>>16898893
Interesting how the dozen or so posts above yours that aren't single lines do that.

>> No.16898921

>>16898814
>vampire with twin dhampir daughters
>the day of the correcting comes and their invade their parents home
>one pins down their mother
>the other jerks off their father to get him hard and forces him to dominate his wife
>they constantly whisper encouragement in his ears and urge him to fuck her senseless for all the times she's treated him like trash
>after he's came inside her the twins lay on top of each other and beckon him to have his way with them too
I'm not really into the whole daughteru thing but I hate to admit, it has a strange sort of appeal when it's situations like this.

>> No.16898923 [DELETED] 

>>16898893
You've been entered into the running for 'Most petty post of the year'

>> No.16898934 [DELETED] 

>>16898893
>double spacing meme
It's been common in these threads for years.

>> No.16898945

Here's a proposition: Wonderland dance bars

>> No.16898953

>>16898945
A popular place for Spade Trumparts and Cheshires since both are the most genki. Would they make fun of an Anon who just stood there in the corner though

>Anon can't dance!
>laughingmonstergirls.jpg

>> No.16898954

>>16898945
I'd watch a jabberwock do karaoke.

>> No.16898962

>>16898953
They'd laugh at him first. Then give him those "come over here anon~" eyes so they can teach him how to dance.

>>16898954
Karaoke with a Jabberwock is my dream

>> No.16898964

>>16898945
I've actually been tinkering with a story along those lines. An anthology work with each entry focusing on an encounter with a different girl/species.

>>16898953
Cheshire would laugh, then coax the wallflower onto the floor to savor the revelry.

>> No.16898978 [DELETED] 

>>16898799
It would be easier if people stopped pushing for Salamanderization bullshit on girls that have no such thing in their profiles. Keep the Lizard cancer contained in the profiles it belongs. Hinezumi got from a potential extremely high level waifu, to the shitlist because of the "only marry skilled martial artist", probably the most painful loss of a waifu to the Lizard Cancer, yet I dont go pushing for making Hinezumi into a monster girl that want a weak husbando. I accept that this is a race that will never be for me outside of outlier individuals that might have this characteristic. And now there is people arguing Ochimushas want strong husbands, despite this not being mentioned at all in the profile, despite her being one of the few profiles that dont even have the "strike her fancy" minimal requirement baseline, despite being repeatedly stated in the canon they want and enjoy a husband to protect.
Now, if someone wants an Ochimusha that happens to like warrior men or train them into one, excellent. Just like I can imagine an outlier Hinezumi. But to argue or imply that it is a trait of the race as a whole and "Nu-uh she wants a strong lord and be disappointed in you if you are not one or refuse to be one. She will nag you or see you as less until you agree to be trained into a competent fighter or a great lord of riches." is where I have a problem and would see her ruined. Specially now that we were getting good Ochi material and comfy stories and scenarios of Ochis protectively clinging to their husbandos and stuff like that. Because you know, some people dont give a shit about training, being a warrior, or becoming a Shogun-like lord. Some actually do get off on the idea that their Ochi that protects them is so much stronger than them. Some just want to live in a comfy cabin in the woods or so and live a loving life with their Ochi waifu, not caring about being strong or getting riches. Some might want but just dont like the idea that they HAVE TO as a requirement to marry her or her to be happy with you, in the same way you HAVE TO be a warrior (or at least try) to marry a Salamande. And it is fine, because nothing in the profile forbids it. If anon wants a specific Ochimusha that wants a strong mate or to improve you into a great Shogun-like lord, excellent. But dont argue its a thing of their race or they in general expect that of their husbands because it is not. If you want a MG whose members DEMAND you to meet a certain standard to marry them there is Salamander, there is Lizardman and there is Baphomet and Valkyrie. Keep that requirement to the races that apply.

>> No.16898979

>>16898964
I can't wait to see it anon. I bet it's going to be great.

>> No.16898981

>>16898954
Imagine if she started singing with those tentacles and they had a beautiful voice.

>> No.16898985 [DELETED] 

>>16898978
Stop

>> No.16898992 [DELETED] 

>>16898978
No please the dumb argument is over what's with this massive wall of text?

>> No.16898993 [DELETED] 

>>16898978
The root of the problems is that people are starting to use the argument that canon is law again, even though KC himself said even the profiles aren't the ultimate definitions of how each and every single monstergirl species is as a whole without exceptions. Basically, retards.

>> No.16898997 [DELETED] 

>>16898978
>the state of patheticfags

>> No.16899000 [DELETED] 

>>16898978
You are beyond bent up about this, holy fuck my dude

>> No.16899001 [DELETED] 

>>16898978
I agree with you, but you didn't really need to project about the girls with requirements that much.

>> No.16899004 [DELETED] 

>>16898985
He's completely right, though.

>> No.16899005 [DELETED] 

>>16898978
Jesus christ anon go outside

>> No.16899007 [DELETED] 

>>16898978
Holy shit you're cancer.

>> No.16899008 [DELETED] 

>>16898993
You can fuck right off.

>> No.16899010 [DELETED] 

>>16898978
I can only imagine a Salamander or Lizard reading this with a shit face.

>> No.16899011

>>16898981
I don't know why, but I just imagine them having a sort of "James Brown" sort of voice.

>> No.16899012 [DELETED] 

>>16899008
Shut the fuck up, Anon. You're not waifu police you fucking faggot.

>> No.16899014 [DELETED] 

>>16898993
I flatout said exceptions are fine, in fact excellent. The problem is wanting to portray the species as a whole different. It is specially controversial when the characteristic you are trying to tweak in a species, happen to be one that has ruined many waifus to anons.

>> No.16899015

I want to stick my thumb up a Lich's butt while she tries to study.

>> No.16899016

>>16899011
If they had a manly voice Jabberwock could destroy the world with her "solos". I'd pay to watch her sing.

>> No.16899019 [DELETED] 

>>16899012
No but if you're going to cry and bitch about "all the profiles are obsolete and have zero reason to exist because there are girls in the species that are different" is fucking annoying. There's absolutely zero doubt there's girls who are different and KC even said that himself. But don't act like it applies to a very large number of the girls in that species.

>> No.16899020

>>16899011
I always imagined it as the Jabberwock's own voice but at a lower pitch.
So if she had a normal pitched voice her tentacles would have a contralto.

>> No.16899021

>>16899011
>I feel good starts playing in my head
Goddammit

>> No.16899024 [DELETED] 

>>16898978
>Have a discussion and postulate that having a Bushido like code and traditional Zipangu/Japanese values may make an Ochimusha want to help improve their husband because of honor purposes
>This happens as a result
So, I wrote some of those greentexts too, but I'm done. Cross me off the list, you people are actually legitimately not worth engaging in. I can't abide this sheer level of stubborn autism and paranoia. Adios.

>> No.16899026 [DELETED] 

>>16899019
>"all the profiles are obsolete and have zero reason to exist because there are girls in the species that are different"
I never said that. I specifically mentioned the word "exceptions", you fucking idiot. Stop creating arguments.

>> No.16899028

>>16899016
I'd pay to go to her shows aswell. It's like a female and "male" duet but it's all one girl.

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>>16898945
So much jiggly Jubjub and Cheshire T&A in one place.

>> No.16899039 [DELETED] 

>>16899024
Stop taking one guy as the whole thread.

>> No.16899040 [DELETED] 

>>16899024
Don't let the door hit you on the way out you egotist.

>> No.16899041

>>16899028
That's what I'm talking about. She'd be a better singer than a Siren, especially if she's smooth as fuck.

>> No.16899043 [DELETED] 

>>16899024
This shit happens all the time. If that's all it took to turn you off then, in all honesty, you probably weren't gonna make it very long here.

>> No.16899044 [DELETED] 

>>16899024
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>> No.16899046 [DELETED] 

>>16899024
You can't even have a discussion about what you think the natural state of a certain species is without people freaking out and derailing the thread anymore. I'm out too.

>> No.16899047

This makes me miss the lilim shitstorms, honestly. At least they were somewhat fun, at some points.

>> No.16899052

Well I feel the same about anon but with Hellhounds. There is always an anon potraying every girl as a bodyguard Hellhound type. I think I have the same beef as this anon.

Only with Hellhounds rather than Salamanders.

>> No.16899056

>>16899047
Yeah, all around this is a pretty boring shitstorm. Fucking apply yourselves, you faggots.

>> No.16899058

>>16899041
>Sirens hate her!

Do Ratoskrs do entertainment magazines too?

>> No.16899060 [DELETED] 

>>16898978
>But dont argue its a thing of their race or they in general expect that of their husbands because it is not. If you want a MG whose members DEMAND you to meet a certain standard to marry them there is Salamander, there is Lizardman and there is Baphomet and Valkyrie. Keep that requirement to the races that apply.
No one was arguing for that, if you think that for a second you may want to get your head checked. The post was about one single Ochi and some autist got mad about it.

>> No.16899061

>>16899020
Holy shit that's adorable to imagine. I like that.

>>16899029
They don't mind it when you grind up on them.

>>16899041
A girl like that would steal my heart dammit. I can just imagine it now and I really want to see it.

Now that's an idol I'd love.

>> No.16899064

>>16899047
The overreaction to them and some of the steelim creaters is always funnier than the nastiness and fury the other arguments cause.

>> No.16899068 [DELETED] 

>>16899024
Your greentext was fine and I enjoyed it. Don't let some guy going on a one man crusade and writing an autistic wall of text get to you.

>> No.16899069

Jesus christ guys. I don't see how the option for a girl improving you, loving you and supporting you to be a good man could cause this. It's a fantasy, you don't have to have it if you don't want to.

This is really depressing.

>> No.16899072

>>16899029
Being a janitor there must be suffering because of her juices.

>> No.16899075

>>16899058
There would Ratatoskrs of all kinds laying around. Food, fashion, entertainment, lewd, they would grab everything up, interview some famous monsters and throw it into paper.

>>16899061
Imagine her in those really nice dresses, the ones that wights wear. Hoo boy she would be amazing.

>> No.16899077 [DELETED] 

>>16899060
I am not mad about the single post about the Ochi, I said that is fine. But there was another anon arguing Ochimushas as a whole want strong husbands to produce strong heirs. I did not want to come as aggressive to you anon that wants an Ochi to help you improve, please dont go. I think that was very cute. My problem was with another anon portraying it as a requirement as a whole.

>> No.16899082

>>16899069
It's reveling in their own misery mixed with double standards. They expect their partner to conform to their standards, but when the idea of bettering themselves for said partner crops up, it's suddenly 'ruined forever'

That, and the whole 'my opinion is law' thing again

>> No.16899085 [DELETED] 

>Arguments still didn't stop
>They only got worse over the years
Man this place is a fucking slum. It's only here for shitposting to thrive.

>> No.16899089 [DELETED] 

>>16899077
See this is where you have a good point and I can agree.

It's a CHOICE. You can live a comfy life where she protects you as her body guard, or you could have a similar life where she helps you become a better man.

Please, this didn't need such a shitstorm. It's upsetting that it created this.

>> No.16899090

>>16899064
Lilims are NICE!

>> No.16899092 [DELETED] 

>>16899085
It's nice when they die down anon, you just came back during prime shitposting hours.

>> No.16899093 [DELETED] 

>>16899024
>an anon who wrote a few barebones greentexts acting like he's important to the threads
So this is how the threads are now? A year or so ago it was actual writefags acting like this, now we don't even have proper diva rages anymore.

>> No.16899096 [DELETED] 

>>16899085
I've seen worse.

The /a/ threads tend to feature actual beastiality.

>> No.16899097

>>16899090
I'd talk with my lilim.

>> No.16899099

>>16899097
I'd waifu my lilim.

>> No.16899103

>>16899099
I'd lilim my lilim

>> No.16899104

>>16899099
I'd tell my lilim she was non canon.

>> No.16899105

>>16899090
I'd update my lilim.

>> No.16899109 [DELETED] 

>>16899089
Yes choices are great and I support then 100%. I repeat, I am not against that scenario. I am against portraying this as a MUST, as a requirement, for the entire race.

>> No.16899111

>>16899105
>We can rebuild her
>we have the demonic energy

>> No.16899113

I've read lilim so much it doesn't feel like a word anymore.

>> No.16899115

>>16899103
There's one Anon who wanted a hybrid of 2 Lilims. Is that you?

>> No.16899120

>>16899113
L I L I M

>> No.16899121 [DELETED] 

>>16899109
And of course it's not true. It's not a requirement and it's not race wide.

Atleast people have settled now. I would like to continue talking about Ochimusha but it seems like that's unlikely.

>> No.16899124 [DELETED] 

>>16899077
That's no reason to write a wall of text like that and make possibly the worst post of the year. Just don't respond to them.

Don't you dare give me that "if I don't stop it it will become thread canon" shit either because I know that's coming, who gives a crap if it does? It doesn't change what the girl actually is and even if you're the only one here that remembers it, that's still fine.

>> No.16899125 [DELETED] 

>>16899093
This place has nothing anymore.

>> No.16899127

>>16899115
It actually is

>> No.16899129

>>16899082
The point is anon there already are MGs that demand improving yourself to their standards. This is as annoying as the anons treating every MG as Hellhounds that look out for the wimpiest male they can find.

>> No.16899135 [DELETED] 

>>16899124
>It doesn't change what the girl actually is and even if you're the only one here that remembers it, that's still fine.

This

>> No.16899138

>>16899129
And like it's been stated before, it's highly unlikely and MG will turn down a man with passion for that girl. They'll train him.

>> No.16899150

>>16899138
True, but nonetheless we can agree it still is a standard that mates must satisfy. I have no problem with that, but I can see why anon would get pissed if that standard is pushed to other monsters constantly.

I always find myself rolling my eyes when every newgirl is recieved by someone with
> She can protect me and wants a weak mate!

It feels like some anons think a Hellhound is the new Mamono Lord or something.

>> No.16899152

I want to stumble across and Ochimusha who protects me and makes me her lord. Then for her to try to improve me and make me a better man. I'd love that.

>> No.16899159

>>16899150
Of course, nobody likes it when a girl designed for X is shoved on another girl.

It's just different strokes for different folks in the end and having a huge argument with a lot of name calling it's just really unnecessary.

>> No.16899160

>>16899152
I'd imagine an Ochimusha following a human boy around after he stumbled upon her remains on an old battlefield.

>> No.16899162

>>16899152
That's exactly what I want too, not because she wants me to be be better, she accepts me for who I am. I want her to do it because she knows it would make me happy and that I've been stuck in a bit of a dark spiral.

>> No.16899163

>>16899150
It was almost instantaneous with Ochimusha, and funnily enough earlier in this thread someone posted something asking 'Do you think an Ochimusha would be okay with doing this like how a Hellhound would'
Someone just can't accept that they just really like Hellhounds I guess.

>> No.16899167

>>16899150
>I always find myself rolling my eyes when every newgirl is recieved by someone with
> She can protect me and wants a weak mate!
This is plain "stop liking what I don't like"
Just post your own thing, no one is stopping you.

>> No.16899170

>>16899152
What if you dont believe you can improve? As the Mamono Lord once said to her male improvenent fetish Lilim:

> "You will find a man's stronger walls are not his frail body or his unimpressive mana, but his mind. These barriers cab be worse than the sturdiest Wurm. The gods made humans that way, because if their minds have no self-impossed barriers, they would break through the heavens and grow into infinity!"

>> No.16899171

I don't care at all if you're weak or strong, I just don't like it when the thread gets depressing. Let's keep the self-pity and the fighting out so we don't make the Yetis sad.

>> No.16899176 [DELETED] 

At this rate the the thread will become an atomic wasteland. and all that will be left is ruined anons with hellhound posters along with the occasional loli.
This place is just plain fucked.

>> No.16899177

>>16899171
But yetis are terrible people!

>> No.16899182

>>16899170
>they wouldn't be able to cope with how cruel they can be to each other and the world around them.
Don't worry, I fixed it for you.

>> No.16899186

>>16899182
Get your nihilistic bullshit out of here.

>> No.16899187 [DELETED] 

>>16899176
How new are you? This is barely even a shitstorm, the highlight was someone posting an autismo wall of text.

>> No.16899188

>>16899171
I agree. I don't come here to listen to people talking about how their life is shit, they have nothing to live for or that they can't do anything right but I also don't come here for arguments.

I just want to talk about monster girls.

>> No.16899190 [DELETED] 

>>16899187
Doomsayer anons just happen anon. Just ignore him, he's not worth the (you)

>> No.16899191

>>16899182
Do you write Hellhound propaganda by any chance? Because this is exactly what one would say.

>> No.16899192

>>16899177
This is the worst thread meme yet.

>> No.16899195

Do you guys sometimes wonder why we don't get much new content here? I do too, it's a mystery we'll never solve.

>> No.16899199

>>16899191
>Hellhound propaganda
In seriousness, why would you think that? What do you envision hellhound propaganda to look like, and why would it take that form?

>> No.16899201

>>16899160
>Human boys stumbles upon remains of a Ochimusha in a meadow of beautiful flowers
>she's resting peacefully
>Human boy comes over to pay respects to the corpse that surprisingly isn't covered in flies and maggots and isn't smelling horrendous
>human boy thinks she looks so peaceful that he picks up a few flowers and rests them in her hand
>human boy walks away from the corpse in the beautiful field
>hears something moving through the tall grass behind him
>his heart racing he turns around to look and sees the corpse standing there with yellow glowing serious eyes and a skeleton arm with burning blue flames
>scared shitless the human boy runs away screaming
>Ochimusha follows her new Lord in a calm place while saying in some poor English
"lord may you please slow your pace"

That would make for a nice story.

>>16899162
You my man hit it right on the nail. I respect you.

>>16899170
>What if you dont believe you can improve?

Then she won't stop. She loves you and know you'll doubt yourself. Who the hell wouldn't doubt themselves in that situation? You may think you can't do it, but you can actually do it.

Trust me anon, with that Ochimusha at your side, you can do anything.

>> No.16899203 [DELETED] 

>>16899004
How is he "completely right?" O.o Do explain

>> No.16899205

>>16899195
Because making content is hard.

>> No.16899209 [DELETED] 

>>16899203
>O.o

>> No.16899210
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16899210

How much would you pay for a young Tanuki's virginity?
Consider that this will likely be a monthly payment for the rest of your life.

>> No.16899215

>>16899170
>they would break through the heavens and grow into infinity
>Drill sounds in the distance
I would be cool to have a magic that made the dick spin.

>> No.16899216

>>16899160
>>16899201
>Be a traveller in Zipangu, peddling wares
>On the road you come across a young boy, no older than 10, kicking a rock and pattering around on the side of the road
>Don't think too much about it, though somewhat worried what a kid is doing out here in the mountains all by himself
>He flags you over with a wave and you ask him as much
>"I'm waiting for Bushi"
>Who's Bushi?
>"The blue lady that talks funny. She's my friend."
>Concerned, thinking maybe a Nureonago or a way off-course Jiang-shi has set to pester the kid, you move a step closer to him to see if he's been marked or anything
>"Oreasai, shi-do kasei!"
>Freeze in your tracks, the feel of a very real and very sharp blade curved from behind around your neck, lightly pressing against your throat
>"Oreasai, shi-do kasei-ka! Yame!"
>You have no clue what language that is, as it doesn't even sound like the typical strange Zipangu speech, at least not entirely, but you do know that whatever is behind you isn't breathing and has a very firm grip on this strange sword
>Just when you think your life is about to flash before your eyes, the kid speaks up
>"That's Bushi. She's my friend. She started following me a few weeks ago when I got lost."
>Gulp and ask the kid why she's got a sword to your throat
>He walks over behind you out of your vision, but you hear what sound like a few light pats on skin, and with them the blade is pulled away and placed within a sheath, your breath returning as you clutch your throat
>When you turn to look, a tall, imposing looking woman with undead features and very strange antiquated attire is bowing towards the kid, who's patting the top of her head
>"I think she was worried about you, mister. We've been lost for a while and met some bad people before."
>Bewildered, you ask him if he can understand her
>He shrugs and turns to her as she rises from her bow, looking expectantly at you
>After a pregnant pause, you offer to lead them back to the nearest town
>The boy cheers and the strange undead woman narrows her eyes, but slightly nods her head
I dunno. Somethin. I do like the idea.

>> No.16899217

>>16899210
>monthly payment

How about I make it a daily payment of love and semen when I take her virginity and marry her?

>> No.16899224

>>16899210
Can the monthly payment be replaced by marriage?

>> No.16899225

>>16899210
If she is willing to sell it then I ain't buying. That and they are meh.

>> No.16899231

>>16899217
>>16899224
That's also a part of the deal, you just have to give her money as well. You can either pay her a fixed amount or percentage, or give her control of all your finances.

>> No.16899235

>>16899199
> Flyers with men trying to carry stuff and failing
> Anon crying in a corner
> Follow up panel with a Hellhound carrying the same anon on her back and carrying the stuff anon couldnt with her paws, he is happy with hearts floating over his head
> "Do not believe in the lies of a Lizardman! Males are too frail not only in their body. If they see the cruel world thet wouldn't be able to cope with how cruel they can be to each other and the world around them. They dont know better, you DO. Rape a male today and save him from his own weakness!"

>> No.16899238

>>16899216
Fuck man that's amazing. I can just imagine the Ochimusha who found him lost wanted to protect him and make him her master.

If I could write nip and knew about this sort of stuff I'd definitely write this as a story.

>> No.16899239

>>16899224
marriage is the lifelong subscribtion.
it's the better deal, trust me

>> No.16899242

>>16899210
I'd rather a desperate CC tanuki pay me to take her virginity.

>> No.16899243

>>16899235
That's adorable

>> No.16899244

>>16899238
Its a fun idea. That's not nip though, it's pseudo-nip, just gibberish. "An ancient dialect of Zipanguan"

>> No.16899247

>>16899231
Worth it, tanukis are good at making money so my investment would be returned in the long run and I get a cute wife out of it.

Plus it's not every day you can pop the cherry of a teenage tanuki.

>> No.16899254

>>16899231
She can take over my finances. I'm not that good with money.

>>16899244
Oh, still sounds pretty confusing though. You know it really makes me want to visit Zipangu and learn about it.


I can't believe that when I first saw Ochimusha I brushed her off but now I'm really loving her. She's bumped far up my list and I can't wait to see more content of her.

>> No.16899255

>>16899235
I could see it

>> No.16899262

>>16899235
One man's utopia, another man's nightmare. Amusingly.

>> No.16899264

>>16899216
Continue.

>> No.16899267

>>16899247
>>16899254
But you have to ask her for money to go shopping if you give her your entire fortune. She'll make you submit a shopping list proposal that she'll review and only give you the money if she agrees with the list.

If you promise a fixed amount and can't pay it, she'll take you into debt slavery, and that'll be even worse. You won't have any say in your life. You'll please her and serve her whenever and however she says. When she tells you to hug her, you'll do it whether or not you want to. You'll breed her when she tells you to, no matter if you want to or not.

>> No.16899275

>>16899267
>She'll make you submit a shopping list proposal that she'll review and only give you the money if she agrees with the list.

I'm ok with this completely.

>You won't have any say in your life. You'll please her and serve her whenever and however she says. When she tells you to hug her, you'll do it whether or not you want to. You'll breed her when she tells you to, no matter if you want to or not.

YES! This is what I want!

>> No.16899282

>>16899235
Sounds a bit horrifying.

>> No.16899283

Shortstack liches are love.

>> No.16899289

>>16899235
This is perfect. Please somebody direct me to this society full of Hellhounds.

>> No.16899302

>>16899235
Monster girl propaganda is amazing. I need more.

>> No.16899304

>>16899186
>nihilistic
I think you meant misanthropic. Open a dictionary.

>> No.16899306

>>16899275
You're truly depraved. What if she has some demeaning fetish? Like if she wants you to lick her feet clean and dry them with your hair? You shouldn't put yourself so completely at her mercy. She's sure to force you to breed her so fast that you'll have to deal with three toddler daughters at the same time.

>> No.16899309

>>16899304
>Expecting to find intelligent people here

>> No.16899311

>>16899304
Nihilistic, Misanthropic, doesn't matter to me.
A pathetic sad sack is still a pathetic sad sack.

>> No.16899315

>>16899267
I'd love that, her being in control of daily life but in bed she loves being on bottom and commanding me to fuck her how she likes it.

>> No.16899319

>>16899309
Well I know what they both mean.
>>16899311
Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

>> No.16899321

>>16899216
>>16899238
>>16899264
>Be... Well, you're not sure who you really are anymore
>Yet that strangely doesn't bother you, the details blowing about out of reach like so many cherry blossoms in the wind
>What you do know is that you are in your ancestral homeland, though it is very different than how you remember it
>You awoke in a field not long ago and have ever since been following your young Lord, whom you have obviously tasked yourself with defending
>He is a noble young master, pure of heart and beyond his years in wisdom even as a boy, sure to bring you much honor in the future when he comes of age
>Honor... and perhaps something more
>You cannot explain it, and it feels shameful to even begin to try, so you do not dwell on how your eyes seem to linger longer on him than usual, how you cannot help but scan him over as he sleeps beside you, how even his young face seems to soothe the tempest in your mind when he smiles, how...
>"So, this up here is Kuroza, just over those two hills. Still about a half a day out, but once you're there ya may find some cheap rooms or somethin along those lines till you get back on your feet."
>The gaijin's voice breaks you from your revere, and you mentally scowl as you narrow your eyes at him, still untrusting after you found him approaching your master during a moment you were scavenging for food in the nearby wood
>Strangely, you have found that while you can understand the language that both he and your Lord speak, they can not understand you, at least not verbally
>As such you've wasted no time calling the disgusting foreigner all sorts of scathing names and insults, to which he nods stupidly, unaware of how inferior he is next to the young lord
>Yet he has led you this far, to civilization, a place where you may begin to help your master grow into an honorable sort that will bring you glory as well as fulfill those feelings within your heart
>...Well, you're not sure you even have one of those anymore, but the point remains.

>> No.16899325

>>16899289
I would not suggest it anon. Hellhounds are about to go to war with Lizardmands and Salamanders for being "male abusers.

When the Hellhound captures you, she will rape you, treat you as a porcelain doll and force you to tell her you feel safe with her, gaining heart pupils from her.

Then when Lizzy or Sally captures you, she will train your ass off to prove the Hellhound wrong.

Hellhound army will counterattack and the same Hellhound as before will consider the Lizard Girl abused you and will pamper you and treat you more lovingly than even before.

Then the Lizard Army will push them back, your Lizard Girl will find you, consider your time with Helly made you weak and will double down on the training. Back and forth.

War is hard anon.

>> No.16899339

>>16899325
The shitposting from earlier aside, this would actually make for an amusing one-off.

>> No.16899340

>>16899306
You're describing my fantasy and it's only making me more excited. I'd become her little obedient slave anyday.

>> No.16899344

>>16899325
Can't wait to see how things would develop if the Amazonesses got involved...

>> No.16899346

>>16899315
>she loves being on bottom and commanding me to fuck her how she likes it
Why is this so hot?

>Do it slowly, as if to tease me.
>Slower.
>Please use full strokes. Pull it almost out before you thrust again.
>Go slow both ways.
>Don't pause at either end.
>It feels so good...
>I'm almost there!
>No!
>Keep it slow!
>Ahn~
>Keep going.
>Nice and slow...
>Ahn~!
>I'm coming, my dear!
>Ah...
>Please keep going.
>Continue until you come.

>> No.16899348

>>16899325
Won't the lizards have a considerable number advantage because their humans are warriors too?

>> No.16899353

>>16899348
see
>>16899344

>> No.16899363

>>16899353
I still think they would be out numbered.
Hellhound + Amazonesses VS. Lizardmen + salamanders + All of their men

>> No.16899366

>>16899353
>>16899363
And hell, Hinezumi would join the lizards and salamanders as well.

>> No.16899369

>>16899346
Perfect. I wouldn't call it sub but I wouldn't call it dom either. Just a girl who likes being on bottom and knows what she wants.

Maybe if she's feeling a bit romantic one night she tries to recreate how her first time was taken by you.

>> No.16899374

>>16899325
I like all those girls, but there's something about being protected that's just my weakpoint.

>When the Hellhound captures you, she will rape you, treat you as a porcelain doll and force you to tell her you feel safe with her, gaining heart pupils from her.

Nothing forceful here because I'd doing that all genuinely from the heart. I'd feel protected in her heated big meaty paws grasp, and I'd tell her I'd never want to leave it.

>Then when Lizzy or Sally captures you, she will train your ass off to prove the Hellhound wrong.

Being better man sounds nice. I would love to be strong and independent.

>Hellhound army will counterattack and the same Hellhound as before will consider the Lizard Girl abused you and will pamper you and treat you more lovingly than even before.
>Then the Lizard Army will push them back, your Lizard Girl will find you, consider your time with Helly made you weak and will double down on the training. Back and forth.

That's got to hurt my body

>> No.16899376

>>16899348
Its a country made mainly of single Lizards, so no and the few married ones dont care as Hellys will not take a man away from an already married Lizard.

>> No.16899381

Jinko in comfy clothes!

>> No.16899391

>>16899366
But them Jinkos would join the Hellys.
> Tiger > Mouse

>> No.16899396

>>16899321
Reading an Ochimusha's thoughts definitely is interesting and anon you did a great job of captivating them and making them feel real. I loved her hatred for the gaijin

>> No.16899397
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>>16899381
Jinko in no clothes and an apron.

>> No.16899401

https://i.imgur.com/TeLuxc4.jpg

Out of the way, Kikimoras.

>> No.16899402

>Waifu Wars- A World in Flames
Can't you see this is tearing us all apart.

>> No.16899403

>>16899391
Mouse > tiger.

Everyone knows that tiger isn't a valid option.

>> No.16899404

>>16899396
Would an Ochimusha hate her lord if he was a gaijin?

>> No.16899406

>>16899381
Do Jinkos like to sit in cardboard boxes the way normal cats do?

>> No.16899407

>>16899381
Jinkos in pyjamas!

>> No.16899416

>>16899321
She's a bit too attached.

>> No.16899419

>>16899401
How can fagots even compete?

>>16899404
I think it would be very dishonourable to hate her lord. Sepukku endusing. But it would always linger at the back of her mind, that is until master gives her a warm smile and thanks her for all the things she's done for him. Then that "gaijin idea" pops and all she can think about is him.

I think young lord and Ochimusha is really cute.

>> No.16899421

>>16899397
That's nice too.

>>16899406
Probably.
But only when no one is looking.

>>16899407
Yes!
The comfiest of early morning jinkos!

>> No.16899427

>>16899406
>put a giant box in front of a jinko
>"what the hell anon? I'm not a house cat who's going to sit in a-"
>before she can finish the sentence she's in the box
>"fuck"

>> No.16899428

>>16899369
That would be extremely cute. You'd roleplay through signing the contract and she'd remember exactly what you did and insist on authentically awkward sex. I bet she'd also narrate what she was feeling in "real" time. She'd tell you how scared she was that it might hurt, that you might end up being a bad husband, that she'd end up being a bad wife... And afterwards, when you'd already broken character, she'd tell you how happy she is that you agreed to the contract all those years ago.
This is way too cute and it's like the fifth or sixth story idea I'd have in queue.

>> No.16899429

>>16899402
>Waifus are the reason for men's hatred of each other

I can see it

>>16899416
Anon, she's a protective bodyguard who upholds her master's life before her "life".

>> No.16899431

>>16899427
Would you make fuck to her in the box anon?

>> No.16899435

>>16899421
>comfy early morning Jinkos

It's so damn comfy I'm getting a case of the comfy just thinking about it.

>> No.16899437

>>16899419
Ochimushas are always cute.

>> No.16899442

>>16899401
Eletricist kikis are watching.

>> No.16899444

>>16899435
Yep.
Big ol' pink pajamas while she curls up under the covers.

Maybe light chuffing and her tail hanging out.

>> No.16899446

>>16899429
I meant something more along the lines of the waifus being at war with each other.

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>>16899437
Ironic that a girl like this could actually come off as having cute behaviour. Even if it's stern and serious. When an MG is over protective, it's always adorable.

>> No.16899452

>>16899444
You know that thing cats do when they're sleeping? You know when they massage things with retracted claws so it's really soft? Expect a lot of that.

>>16899446
Why would they do that, anon?

>> No.16899454

>>16899431
>jinko in a box
>can't fit properly
>ass in the air shaking as she tries to fit in the box

>> No.16899458

>>16899454
No Kitty, that's a bad Kitty!

>> No.16899459

>>16899428
My fucking heart, I can't believe I'm starting to like a tanuki this much.

I'd sign away my finances and soul if it meant getting such a commanding yet sweet girl.

>> No.16899460

>>16899450
I want a really, really busty one to motorboat and fondle at my leisure as she protests but ultimately does nothing to stop me.

>> No.16899461

>>16899454
>ErectAndReady.jpg

>> No.16899463

>>16899460
>"Master this is quite degrading and dishonourable"
>under her breathe she whispers "Don't stop~"

>> No.16899464

>>16899431
>huge jinko in a huge box giving you a blowjob while peering over the edge of it
>she has the angriest expression on her face because she hates that she fell for getting in

>> No.16899465

You know? I see all this bashing with monster girls wantung to prove yourself in battle to marry you. Which is why it surprise me, why hasnt no one explored the idea of mamono mana power ups?

If you consider it, simple lingering feelings create monster girls like Doppel and make inanimate objectd into monster girls.

Given how lust is way stronger than lingering feelings and that DE is strongly connected with lust:

Wouldnt it kinda make sense that the environment Mamono Mana would greatly empower a weaker man that is fighting a monster girl because he wants to fuck her? At least if his thirst for her is high enough.

I mean, if lingering regrets and wishes can outright influence Mamono Mana to create life, imagine what pure raw brimming lust directed at an objective that is a monster girl can accomplish.

>> No.16899466

>>16899463
Hnnng

>> No.16899467

>>16899452
Yep.
She may start kneading her husband in her sleep.

Cute and comfy!

>> No.16899472

>>16899465
That's why I think that getting buff and training in MGE to beat a girl you love would actually be pretty easy compared to real life.

>> No.16899473

>>16899459
I've put it in my greentext pastebin so I don't forget it. Hopefully I finally manage to get something written so I can get to it.

>> No.16899475

>>16899465
if i may wander into headcanon, i
believe that while getting slashed with demonsilver can incapasitate you, if you fight to get your waifu it could empower you.

>> No.16899478

>>16899460
I want to watch as she tries to resist the urge to hug me.

>> No.16899484
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>>16899460
Your wish is my command:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp4SHfcsDb8

>> No.16899486

>>16899463
>>16899460
>Ah, Ochi-chan, why are they so big?
>"T-they're not bi-big m-master! Oh they're so big for you to enjoy, master..."
>Mmn, Ochi-chan, should I lick them?
>"S-Stop! Do not! P-please! Oh please, please do, please..."

>> No.16899497

>>16899465
It would probably pump you SE up, thus making you stronger.

>> No.16899498

>>16899478
>Ochi just wants to squeeze you tighter into her cleavage as she screams out your name in affirmation and give into her lust
>Her hands instead are trembling at her side as she takes your molestation like a champ

>> No.16899499
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>>16899401
How can those evil machines possibly think to compete?

>> No.16899500

>>16899195
Making content takes effort and the most vocal idiots tend to take the fun out of everything without offering solid advice/input

>> No.16899501

>>16899444
>Jinkos in pink pajamas
>The Pink Panther theme suddenly begins to play

>> No.16899503

>>16899465
I agree with you anon, but even so I'd prefer a comfy modern setting. Nothing against you and your fantasies at all though, it's just that for me personally a life of high fantasy with fighting and adventures and stuff just isn't conducive to the fetishistic lifestyle my waifu and I intend to lead.

>> No.16899504

>>16899473
Looking forward to whatever you write, stories are always welcome.

>> No.16899510

>>16899501
Please don't.
She's going to slink beneath the covers and try to ignore it.

>> No.16899516

>>16899499
>Tight
>Vibrating
>Self-Lubricating
>Anal

>> No.16899518

>>16899465
>Weak lv1 Anon armed with a basic wooden sword walks up the draconic mountains to challenge a Dragon
>He finds a perfect 10/10 red Dragon that is 100% his type
>He didn't even speak a word to her but he is already envisioning her plump ass
>He finally challenges her
>She one shots him with a mere tail swipe
>While down on the ground he gets a great view of her underboob
>His sheer lust revives him and grants him a +999 boost on all stats
>He defeats her shortly after
>They spend the rest of the day breeding like rabbits

>> No.16899519

>>16899498
I would never grope her.

I'd respect her boundaries and our professional relationship.

>> No.16899524

>>16899518
What is this, the magic of the Rage Mushroom goddess?

>> No.16899526

>Kikis everywhere on suicide watch
>Mastahs having to comfort them
>Kikis breaking into tears when they look on their computer and see a message from the shoggoth maid who works for her mastah down the street
>"Haha fagot"

Will they ever recover?

>> No.16899535

>>16899407
Yeti in fleece onesie pajamas that look like classic snow monster yeti

>> No.16899536

>>16899472
Yeah, I honestly think high standars Mamono only get so much hate, because anons imagine having to spend years being cockblocked until they are strong enough to marry or they (logically I migh add) assume that because they are a weak human who has never trained and she is a strong trained warrior monster girl who always train, they will never fuck them even if they train and are cockblocked from them unlesd they project themselves as already warriors or wigh high potential.

They dont consider this is the setting where lingering feelings can resurrect people, create life and transform objects into monster girls. And that this force is specially receptive to lust, which they have for their prospective but (to them) unattainble waifu.

Besides I bet the training is not the horrible shit lazyfags imagine, it likely involves lots of sex in difficult positions rather than plain ol excersise. And lots of loving encouraging from her.

>> No.16899547

>>16899519
But Anon, look at her. She's practically oozing out of her chest bandages. You could feed a family of four with those things. She'd probably love it too. She just wants you to go to town on them and eat sushi off of them, whatever you want to do.

>> No.16899548

>>16899526
What?

>> No.16899549

>>16899526
I feel that kikis might get physical now.

>> No.16899552

>>16899536
And this is what I like to imagine being trained by a Salamander is like. I'm pretty lazy but if I saw a Salamander I'd go to her with love in my heart and beg her to train me. I'd work as hard as I could to please her.

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>>16899516
You highly underestimate the power of a Kikimora anon.

>> No.16899556

>>16899547
Oh I'm sure she doesn't. She's far too professional for me to do that.

>> No.16899560

>>16899547
I don't know if I could hold back, although she'd have to learn that I like my girls big and thick.

>> No.16899564

>>16899548
A poor translation from Russian to English for the name Kikimora on some Russian version of the wiki called them "Fagot" instead of Kikimora. So basically now it's just bully the Kikimoras.

>> No.16899567

>>16899554
Can I Kikimora give me that? Can a Kikimora let me rest my head in her lap?

If so then where can I find the nearest maid centre?

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>>16899564
Oh.
I thought it was something more than just name-calling.

>> No.16899574

>>16899560
>Ochimusha sneaking udon and ricecakes whenever you walk in on her
>Always cooks an extra portion for herself
>taking a tape measure to her thighs and observing her booty in the mirror, fondling it for pliancy
>intentionally wears clothes the same size as before she started
>All because she loves her master and secretly wants him to make love to her more and more and grope her increasingly lewder body

>> No.16899578

>>16899536
If yopu were under influence of demonic energy from her then you would get some pretty big boosts considering DE changes your body.

>> No.16899580

>>16899574
That would be lovely.
She's gonna need to rival holsts in the chest and big booty wyvern in the rear department though.

>> No.16899586

>>16899580
How will she fight with all of that Oomf?

>> No.16899589

How do you like your self improvement, anons?

Rough and vigorous training from a Lizardman/Salamander

Soft and gentle encouragement from a Kikimora

Or the honourable and calm self improvement from a Ochimusha?

>> No.16899590

>>16899586
learn from the hathorites.
They've got battle priestesses who've mastered the ways of fighting while thick

>> No.16899593

I don't want to get buff.
Learning how to use powerful magic and becoming a Dark Mages familiar on the other hand...

>> No.16899594

>>16899574
Strongfat Ochimusha bodyguard acquired.

>> No.16899598

>>16899589
The mage route.

>> No.16899599

>>16899589
Ochimusha improvement is the best kind.

>> No.16899601
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>>16899535
That would make Yetis double lazy and warm! They won't leave their bed all day and will hug you against their snuggle lumps if you lay down to sleep!

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>>16887413

http://imgur.com/a/gTko1

idk

>> No.16899606

>>16899589
I've slapped myself in the face and took things steady while I got good. I would do the same in MGE, but with a little bit harder and magical.

>> No.16899609
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16899609

I want to eat fresh food cooked on a salamander.

>> No.16899610

>>16899589
I need rough and vigorous training from a Salamander mercenary with an eyepatch.

>> No.16899611

>>16899602
Explain.

>> No.16899615

>>16899602
>OC Lilims

REEEEEEEE

But seriously melon good work

>> No.16899614

>>16899580
>>16899594
What would you do when your new Strongfat super thick Ochimusha bodyguard finally busted out of her outfit in shreds when she moved a bit too fast? Bare bounding breasts and titanic booty all bared before you as she blushed and looked up unsure how to proceed?

>> No.16899617

>>16899589
Rough training until I vomit the weakness out of my body, even if it might kill me.

>> No.16899618

>>16899589
Soft and gentle yet incredibly genki and enthusiastic encouragement from my waifu.

>> No.16899619

>>16899602
Draw Komodo

>> No.16899620

>>16899609
I want to lick melted chocolate off the underside of a salamander's tail

>> No.16899625

>>16899614
Then it's time to move onto a belt like >>16895875

Or something more durable.

>> No.16899630

I now have images of a Baphomet releasing her otou/onee into the dark woods naked, then chasing him down over the course of a day, using her magic to warp and twist the woods into more and more frightening ways until he runs right into her again.

>> No.16899631

>>16899625
>Blue skinned EXTRA THICC Ochimusha with a beltband for a bra
Unf.

>> No.16899632

>>16899614
Groping, kissing, and teasing her body before leading her back to the bedroom.
Gonna mating press her even with all the extra meat she has.

>> No.16899633

>>16899602
How many left now? You've been doing great with these.

>> No.16899636
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>>16899567
Anytime you want anon.
She might blush when you do it though.

Plenty of maid centers around anon. Just ask the nearest maid walking on the streets and she'll happily point you to one. She might even mention she herself is looking for a Master!

>> No.16899638

>>16899620
I want to eat melted choco straight from a dragon's hot and flammy mouth.

>> No.16899639

>>16899589
Chaotic and insidious from a Mindflayer

At first you ask her services to help you get motivated
You come again to remove some of your traumatic memories
And again to help with bad habits
And again to make you like working
And again to make you dislike procrastination
Repeat until you're a completely new person or until she turns you into her squid

>> No.16899656

>>16899601
Look at that lazy yeti. I wonder what evil plans she's cooking up?

>> No.16899659

>>16899632
>Bend her thick thighs back behind her head as you pound her plump, tight pussy and flood her with warmth
>Her swollen breasts flapping up and down as you rail her, balls slapping against her huge ass, her face in ecstasy as she gives a girlish high pitched gasping scream with each pump, calling out for you to stain her with your seed and make her a mother

>> No.16899678

>>16899611
what is there to

>>16899615
thx dood

>>16899619
shh

>>16899633
Hikage,atex doggos,Bleach futa

>> No.16899680

>>16899678
Faggot.

>> No.16899681

>>16899636
Fuck, I know I've bullied Kikimoras for being a fagot. But what I'd give to just be able to rest my head on their lap while they softly tell me im a great person is all I need. What I'd give for that.

>> No.16899682

>>16899659
Yep.
She's gonna go from big meaty bodyguard to big meaty wife.
Although she may put on a few more considering the kids she's carrying

>> No.16899683

>>16899602
The back and white, and my shit eyesight is making it hard for me to figure out what's going on. Can someone explain what I'm seeing?

>> No.16899686

>>16899678
>Bleach futa
How much did they offer you for that shit?

>> No.16899687

>>16899678
>Bleach futa
I'll pay you double not to draw it.

>> No.16899689

>>16899659
>Y-Young master, we shouldn't be doing this! I am but your humble servant and protector! I cannot be taken for a lover!

>> No.16899691

>>16899678
Scraping the bottom of the barrel there.

>> No.16899696

>>16899691
That's not very nice.

>> No.16899700

>>16899689
That's the protest all MG servants do. But they want it. You can hear they want you to grope their body all over.

>> No.16899701

>>16899682
Would you keep getting supplies for her to be able to keep up her extra gains? She's eating for a couple now, after all. But she'd never be so presumptuous as to request it. Even if she does lick her lips whenever she sees you eating something. Or just sees you.
>>16899689
That's when you bend her over the bed and take her big ass from behind while lewdly reaching your finger up to put into her mouth to suck on.

>> No.16899707

>>16899678
Why did you have to say it man? You knew they would get pissy.

>> No.16899711

>>16899631
Need to change her armory and equipment as well.

With an oni-mode body, she could use a big iron kanabo. Heavy armor, with some intimidating face mask.

>> No.16899713

>>16899678
Latex doggos? KDF?

>> No.16899727
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>>16899267
>>16899275
>>16899315
Abdication of personal choice is a heady drug.
Before you know it, you're living blissfully as a piece of wriggling manmeat, pulled by the concerns of your waifu.
Of course, you're giving all the burden and worry about your health and happiness to her, but she's strong enough to take it and you're a selfish little slut.
A cumtart, a househusband only good for that baster between his legs.
A noncompetitive raiser of daughterus.
That's her fetish.

>> No.16899728

>>16899701
Well, I just keep cooking her meals and go until she's full.

Gonna make sure she gets lots of meats and has a nice dessert at the end.

>> No.16899730

>>16899711
I like it. That's fantastic actually. She'd be quite imposing. ACTUAL Onis would be frightened by her!
But she'd be as gentle and soft as imaginable with you. Once she'd broken out of her shell about she'd probably be content to just sit on the steps holding you enveloped in her breasty, chesty, plush embrace all day.

>> No.16899731

I'm going to find a Kappa and introduce her to the erotic potential of the scoop slam!

>> No.16899732
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>>16899681
Now you know why there's plenty of people out there who like Kiki's.

>> No.16899739

>>16899727
>A cumtart, a househusband only good for that baster between his legs.
A noncompetitive raiser of daughterus.

Well what would you know, that's also my fetish.

>> No.16899742

>>16899732
Kikis are probably the best soothing of maids.

>> No.16899746

>>16899732
They're just so perfect, really what I need. And ontop of that they help you improve and become a better man. How can I say no to this girl?

>> No.16899747

>>16899713
I'd assume so. Who else would it be?

>> No.16899755

>>16899747
Atleast it won't be porn.

>> No.16899756

>>16899691
ironically, these were one of the first people who emailed me so i just took em in thinking i wasnt gon get anything else. been skirting around em till now because well you know.

>>16899687
y tho

>>16899707
not sure what else to say, they ask i answer

>> No.16899760
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16899760

Would you a childhood friend cursed sword?

>> No.16899761

>>16899656
>evil plans she's cooking up
A hot plate of brownies with vanilla ice cream

>> No.16899764

>>16899761
MY DIET THE FIEND

>> No.16899766

>>16899760
Hell yeah. But can I also have a living armor childhood friend aswell?

>> No.16899767

>>16899756
>because well you know.

Did you not want them or something?

>> No.16899768

>>16899764
>You're cutting for the Summer? Too bad! Here's your dessert for today!

>> No.16899775
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>>16899766
You want to become a Death Knight?

>> No.16899777

>>16899730
The best kind of bodyguard, big and imposing, but a huge softy in private.

>> No.16899779

>>16899775
Maybe not as edgy but I'd love to become a knight! Or atleast some sort of warrior with two wives like that.

>> No.16899785

>>16899779
An over-protective set of Living Armor sounds cute.

Panicking whenever you're not wearing her. Saying that your life could be in danger and she needs to keep you safe.

>> No.16899787

How friendly is too friendly when making a request?

>> No.16899792

>>16899785
I'd love that, she'd be so adorable if she got like that and was worrying about my safety. I wonder if she just likes it because she's closer to me. I'd sleep with it on, for her.

>> No.16899801

>>16899787
Don't be patronizing and don't assume too much.

>> No.16899802

>>16899787
Don't flirt.

>> No.16899804

>>16899785
>Anon wears her on the first day of school
>He's the center of attention for obvious reasons

>> No.16899806

>>16899787
When more than half of what you are saying is you ego stroking them.

>> No.16899811 [DELETED] 

>>16899552
> You propose to a Salamander
> You fight a sparring match with her
> You lose
> You sit on nearby grass
and wait for her to be out of sight
> Tears flowing down your cheeks
> "I wont have her! FUCK! I wont have her! I made it into the MGE and in the end is all for nothing, I sho-"
> Your thoughts stopped by soft boobs pressing behind your back and scaly arms around your neck
> "What are you doing here? Come on, you have to take a bath after a fi-"
> She looks at you surprised
> "Hey! Dont be sad or I will get sadder!"
> She says with a playful sad face trying to cheer you up
> "You lost, so what?! I never said I rejected your proposal."
> You draw your jaw in surprise. Is she telling you that she accepts you?
> "Dont look at me like that. Its not a big deal. You only have to train to get stronger. I am so happy to have met you, you know? Do you have any idea how hard it is for a Salamander to find a worthy man and then having to chase him around when he proves himself until he agree to marry you? It can take years. Thanks to you, now I have a guaranteed man to give me the challenge I seek and I wont even have to chase you after the fact because you already like me. And it is so cute to grow your husband from a weakling into your match, there is a bond to it. Win! Win! WIN!"
> She says with a huge toothy grin.
> You thank her, but state that you doubt you will ever be able to match her.
> She grabs your head and force it against her chest
> "Well, I believe in you anon, even if you dont."
> She takes you to a nearby river, gets naked and jumps in.
> She has the most beautiful toned body you have ever seen.
> Muscles and abs, yet so femenine.
> "Like what you see?" she winks at you.
> "Are you going to stand there all day? Get in!"
> You obey, and slowly approach her.
> You are stuttering and blushing, not knowing what to tell.
> She suddenly pulls your arm to her and traps you in a deep kiss.
> "Once you have proposed to me, there is no going back. I am going to train you anon and to make sure that you are commited to this, I have to make you addicted to my body first." she whispers to your ear in a slutry tone.
> She proceeds to fuck the shit out of you.
> A few hours latter, she carry you, barely conscious to land.
> It is cold, but luckily her body keeps you warm.
> Not wanting to look weak, you try to get down and walk.
> She sternly squeeze you and says "Nope, not going down, you need rest."
> "But I thought you wanted a s-" she puts her scaled hand on top of your mouth to shut it.
> "Shhhh. There will be time for that but not now. I will make you strong, latter, let me hold you and pamper you a little bit."
> You make it to an area without trees, the moon shinning directly.
> She puts you down.
> She blush as she search for a couple of gems. One red and the other blue.
> "Lets make it official anon."
> She ask you to place the blue gem in an empty spot in her sword.
> She kneels down.
> "Anon..... will you allow me to train you into my husband?"
> You nod as she puts you a collar with the red gem in it.
> "Done, we are now engaged!" she says with a wide toothy grin.
> She sits down and commands you lay down, with your head on her lap.
> You fall asleep and wake up in a bed in a wooden house on the mountains.
> You look around until you finally find the Salamander training on a rock.
> She sees you and jumps to you.
> "Morning anon! Are you ready?"
> You nervously nod
> "Good! Before I teach you sword techniques, I need to build your strenght and mana first. Wait here, I will go for your regime schedule."
> Not wanting to waste time, you begin to do push-ups.
> She gets bad and looks at you with a funny face.
> "Um... are you alright anon? What are you doing?"
> "Training"
> She laughs
> "Oh my! You call that training? It would take you decades or never to catch up to me this way. Not to mention it is very boring. I am going to give you REAL training. Stand up."
> She place a tatami in the floor to make it more comfortable
> You gulp
> What sort of hellish training has she prepared for you?
> She hands you a diagram with different..... what?! Difficult sex positions?
> "We are going to build up your mana and strenght at the same time. You are going to fuck me in Pose 1 for 5 ejaculations, then Pose 3 until you cum 2 times."
> She gets in position and seductively invites you with her female hole.
> "If you are still tired, we can wait until tomorrow, but going by your raging boner I assume you want to begin right now. Kukukukuku."

>> No.16899813

>>16897680
Actually I would assume lamia would have both cloacas for anal sex and vaginas like centaurs having both front and back because giving lamias an asshole through their spine is wrong and should be considered a crime against humanity.

>> No.16899814

>>16899787
Don't make it obvious that you're begging for something before you even actually ask.

>> No.16899816

>>16899804
>Dodgeball during P.E class.
>Have to leave armor behind and change into your P.E uniform.
>You can hear her yelling from the changing room.
>'Uwaa! Careful master! Let me protect you! It's too dangerous you might get hurt!'

>> No.16899823

>>16899811
This is trash.

>> No.16899824

>>16899801
I don't know if I'm doing that. But so far I've gotten responses that aren't "fuck off"

>>16899802
I'll try my best

>>16899806
I'll admit I do start off by saying I really like their art. And if they draw a certain thing really good I'll say that they draw it good. But they aren't empty compliments because their art is genuinely nice.

>>16899814
That's probably what I've done. Damn requesting is scary, I'm basically begging for free stuff and I don't want to do that. I just don't have the time or money for a commission. I really want to give the artists back something in return.

I do have one guy who said they'd give it a shot.

>> No.16899827

>>16899609
At least post a page with the title on it so I have some way to find the damn source.

>> No.16899835

>>16899811
For Gods sake break shit down into multiple posts intead of this unnecessarily fuckhuge one people.

>> No.16899836

>>16899589
My Ochi loves me just as I am.

>> No.16899839
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16899839

>>16899589
Probably all three. Depends on her mood though

>> No.16899840

>>16899811
This is actually really nice, Anon. Thanks for this. I need a Salamander like that so much. I want one to improve me and make me a better man.

>> No.16899844

>>16899835
K'ay.

>> No.16899849

>>16899840
Im reposting it in multiple posts, given how anons seem to consider long texts as trash.

>> No.16899859

>>16899849
Just put it in pastebin you retarded fag.

>> No.16899860

>>16899824
Just don't do it too much. Do it once in a while if at all, you might pass off as a begging scum.

>> No.16899868
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16899868

>>16899859
anon please, this is how fires start

>> No.16899873

>>16899860
Ok, I mean I've only requested 3 and chances are the other two will tell me to bugger off. The one guy who did accept my request though was quite nice, he was pretty vague (like very vague) with what he'd be doing but overall nice. I can't wait to see how it will turn out. He's going to be drawing it in a few days.

>> No.16899874

>>16899824
>I just don't have the time or money for a commission
>Time
I.. what?

>> No.16899876

>>16899868
It's the truth.

>> No.16899879

>>16899874
Doesn't it take a lot of communication and stuff between the commissioner and the artist? That's how I thought it was.

>> No.16899881

>Married to a Dragon
>Lose an eye in an accident
>After she's done erasing the site of the accident from existence out of anger, she tells you that a simple eyepatch is not befitting
>She spends all night fashioning one for you
>It's made from one of her scales, with a padded, silk backing and a strap made from nappa leather
>As for a prosthetic eye, she used a rounded, polished diamond in the same color as your iris
>She also made one out of standard glass, it's white and features a pink heart with her name written inside of it

>> No.16899884

>>16899873
Just wait patiently and don't spam requests too much. You already got one so might as well rest easy.

>> No.16899890

>>16899839
I want her to prince carry me.

>> No.16899893

>>16899884
Of course, I have no need to request anymore.

>> No.16899895

>>16899823
>Boo hoo why are there no stories anymore

>> No.16899898

>>16899881
That would be cute if I didn't find eyepatches uncomfortable to look at.

>> No.16899899

>>16899589
I don't think I do like it at all. Seems like a lot of work.

>> No.16899900

>>16899881
This is fucking cute. Dragons are a best.

>> No.16899903

>>16899899
Trust me anon, it won't feel like anything when you've got a monster girl there supporting and encouraging you.

>> No.16899904
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16899904

Who do you choose?

>> No.16899905

>>16899840
Pastebined your greentext:

Engaged to a Salamander

https://pastebin.com/YErXDRwN

>> No.16899906

>>16899904
If I had to, the lewd fox.

>> No.16899909

>>16899904
Can we get a translation for this?

I'm torn between upper left and bottom right

>> No.16899910

>>16899904
All of them!
GAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.16899912

>>16899904
I can't understand these fucking kryptic symbols

>> No.16899913

>>16899904
Top left, short but with decent sized tits is always a plus.

>> No.16899915

>>16899910
Rance plz leave

>> No.16899916

>>16899904
Bottom left.

>> No.16899919

>>16899904
No muscle: none

>> No.16899921

>>16899905
I like this kind of Salamander and it makes sense that she wouldn't just leave you like that. I want a genki Salamander who won't stop until she's "thoroughly trained me"

>> No.16899925

>>16899811
That was pretty nice to read. Though you might want to chop it up in two pieces next time.
Also, you could consider writing this out as a short story and not a greentext, doing that actually teaches you to write better.

>> No.16899935

>>16899921
Not only does it makes sense; it is what would happen per canon. The shit about her rejecting you like a 3DPD for not being up to her standards is a myth, likely to get her haters. I hope this improve her standing and ease up the Salamander hate.

>> No.16899942
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>>16899913
>decent sized tits
Anon those are a step or three above "decent."

>> No.16899943

>>16899879
Depends on the artist.
When I commission stuff it's like this:
>Look at price list and decide what I want
>"Hello, I want you to draw X. And that would cost Y according to your list. Is there any problem with my request"
>Artist say anything they want to chance or something like that (This rarely happens for me either way. Mostly they want me to clarify what I mean or what I want)
>"Very well. Have we come to an agreement?"
>"Yes"
>Send agreed upon money
>Wait for art to get drawn.

It way less stale than that and 90% of all artist I commissioned from are really cool. They usually have a list of things they don't do and as long as you follow that list it's very rarely a problem.
Commissioning is super easy.

>> No.16899945

>>16899935
It's sad seeing Salamanders/Lizardmen get hated on because they interpret the standards part as "she rejects you like a 3DPD and that's it" when in reality it's more like how you wrote it. They're just misunderstood.

>> No.16899947

>>16899942
I meant top right, fucking vodka.

>> No.16899955

>>16899879
Usually the process is.
>send email expressing desire to commission and the details
>artist mails back
>sketch
>if everything is okay pay, if not request changes then pay when it's right
>line art
>again, give the okay/give your thoughts
>colouring
>done
Keep in mind this usually takes place over a a couple of days to a week at the very least. It's not very time consuming, just 3-4 emails.

>> No.16899958

>>16899943
I hope to scramble enough money together to do a commission atleast someday. And if it's that easy then great.

I seriously don't know how Gazerfag can afford so many commissions when I'm getting by on cheap store brand pots of noodles

>> No.16899967

After obtaining a husband, they will come to strongly desire to give birth to their husband's children. For them there is a strong instinctive desire to be impregnated by their husband who is even stronger than them. That's one of the basics of the species. The lizardmen want to be with men stronger than they are, give birth to strong children, and raise them to be even stronger than themselves, resulting in the entire lizardman race growing stronger.


In most cases, if the battle ends, their arousal subsides and along with that, the flames of their tail die down in intensity, but regardless of whether or not they won the fight, if they considered that fight to be their best fight ever, then their arousal from battle won't subside no matter how much time passes. Instead, the flames on their tail will also keep burning bigger and more violently the whole time. This is proof that they've acknowledged a human man as their most worthy opponent. After finding a worthy opponent, as a warrior, they feel a joy that can't be topped, and experience arousal like they've never felt before.
Just looking at the face of the man who turned out to be a worthy opponent will make their face grow hot, and at the same time, they'll feel a new kind of violent throbbing in their chest, something completely different from battle, unlike anything they've ever felt until then.

>> No.16899970

>>16899839
>tfw she walks into me just as I am playing Bayonetta

Would she get upset because I'm beating the shit out of angels in that game?

>> No.16899972

>>16899958
Yeah. I'm saving up a bit of money for when Melon starts up his normal commission again. He said that he probably would so that's nice.
I just have no idea of what I should commission...

>Spoiler
I have no idea how he does it. Might have a great job so he can actually pay for that shit or he's living on the poverty line. He did forget to buy food several times.

>> No.16899971

>>16899958
I'm guessing you're a NEET with no job or life prospects or anything
Probably that

>> No.16899982

>>16899967
Is this a response to what?

>> No.16899984

>>16899971
N-No. Stop s-spreading lies!Yeah I know, it's pathetic

>>16899972
I hope you're able to do a commission soon man, it must feel really nice.

>> No.16899989

>>16899967
Lizards a stronk!

But what's the point of this? What are you trying to stay? Or atleast what are you trying to start?

>> No.16899999

>>16899970
She'd probably take more offense that the angels are huge assholes.

>> No.16900004

>>16899982
>>16899989
People were talking about Lizards and Salamanders and I realized I hadn't read their profiles in a while, so I took a gander to see what some of the high or definitive points were.

>> No.16900012

>>16899999
Unlike her, she just has a huge ass.

>> No.16900013

>>16900004
I see. From what we can see, one of them likes stronk and the other likes being impressed.

>> No.16900017

>>16900012
>Valkyrie is a paragon of strength and nobility, a true warrior of light, pure and uncorruptable, the epitome of goodness in the world-
>And/but she has a fuckin huge badonkadonk that every guy always can't help but stare and bite their lip at

>> No.16900019

>>16899984
Yeah. Melon just said he only has 3 left in the list left so we'll see after that.

>> No.16900021

>>16899881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxL8bVJhXCM

>Be married to a Cursed Sword
>Some chucklefuck Adventurers manage to put you out of commission and steal your prized sword, handed down to you from your father and his father
>Your wife is an invaluable replacement, but she understands the sentimental value that your heirloom represents
>Door refuses to open when they try to leave
>All they can see is the darkness behind them, and the sound of metal scraping across the floor
>She's extra affectionate when you come to, kissing and nuzzling her head into your chest and palm
"I just dealt with some trash. That's all.
The scavengers can have them."

>> No.16900026

>>16900017
Strong, noble and upright girls with bodies that'd make a porn star blush are the best.

Of course she has no idea bout that fact.

>> No.16900029

>>16900017
>Valkyrie gives a big rallying speech to the forces of men before a battle, rallying them to slay their foes in God's name and to have faith in the light and in her hero, the champion, who will guide them to victory
>She draws her spear and turns to point toward the battlefield, and an audible hooting and whistling comes up from the crowd of swarthy soldiers as they see her massive booty pushing her battle-dress out, the fabric clearly outlining just how meaty and sexy it is
>She blushes and completely loses her tempo as her Hero grins the smuggest grin back at the jealous soldiers
Chosen of Assgard.

>> No.16900042

>>16900026
>>16900029
>Assgardian Valkyrie has no idea why her Hero always wants to walk behind her, but has no complaints
>One day when they take an airship to invade the Enemy nation of man she notices he has a nosebleed while looking at her standing on the wind-swept deck
>What she doesn't notice is the wind blowing her skirt up in the air for her prodigious pillowy porcelain-toned tush for him to see

>> No.16900044

>>16900013
Before this becomes a shitstorm I have to reiterate that KC himself, that is the canon writer. Confirmed that weak men will be accepted by them and they will just train them.

They will not, I repeat, THEY WILL NOT reject weak men and it is also heavily implied the training involves sexual stuff.

Sorry if this seems redundant, but I had to point it out because otherwise the Lizard Hate Brigade will come and recruit new members plus create a shitstorm.

So remember guys: Salamamder and Lizardman rejecting weak men is fake Hellhound propaganda.

>> No.16900048

>>16900044
Aaaand snagged.
Thanks for testin mah rod. Didn't even have anything on the line.

>> No.16900051

>>16900044
Yeah yeah don't worry. I knew this already and it's probably for the best your reiterate it again.

>> No.16900053

>>16900026
Agreed, perfect just like that. Her poor hero must be in agony trying to remain noble. Think of how he must feel when she insists he ride behind her on horseback.
Shit, think of the poor horse.

>> No.16900054

>>16900042
>She wonders why her young squire spends so much time alone in his room making odd noises.
>Decides to do some bonding time with him
>Decides to have him help her training
>She's dressed in bike shorts and a tight top
>Squire prays to God for strength

>> No.16900058
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16900058

Is this pose okay, dude?

>> No.16900059

>>16900053
I'm sure it's a strong horse.

It needs to be, the others weren't strong enough to handler her...armor weight.

>> No.16900061

>>16900058
Those armpits look delicious. I want to lick them.

>> No.16900065

>>16900054
>"Now Squire, they say that far away, on the other side of the world where there are many Monsters, there is a land called Zipangu. There, they have a custom of bowing at the waist before a spar with one's sparring partner. I shall demonstrate proper form."
>Valkyrie turns to the side, her booty sticking out obscenely in her spats-style shorts
>"Now, you bend at the waist, keeping your legs straight, like so..."
>She bows forward, her ass sticking up and outward unbeknownst to her as the Squire makes an inward whimpering noise
>"See? Now you try. Wait, why are you crossing your legs? No no no, you don't cross your legs, here, keep them straight and together; observe."
>Now she faces AWAY from him and demonstrates the bow again, and if the squire could bite his lip any harder he'd chew through his own jaw

>> No.16900067

Remember Anons, the difference between your waifu and another girl of the same species is that she saw the potential in you.

When the portals open, don't an hero after getting turned down by the first MG you see. Your waifu is still out there!

>> No.16900070

>>16900067
>taking no for an answer

>> No.16900076

>>16900065
May his God grant him strength.

Of course if the Demon Lord hears his prayer she may give him a different type of "strength".

>> No.16900077

>>16900059
>"Sky-Captain Warfeld, what is the meaning of this?"
>"Lady Valkyrie, Squire Anon, what do you mean?"
>Valkyrie holds up the remains of a busted wooden chair from the mess-hall
>"How can you afford to maintain such an impressive marvel of technology as this yet can't afford proper craftsmenship when it comes to basic furniture? This chair broke within moments of my sitting on it! I'm not even fully armored!"
>The Captain and the Squire share a look, just for a moment, but enough for any two red-blooded men to communicate all they need to in dire situations such as these
>"Ah, Lady Valkyrie, surely you are correct. I shall have the stewards and custodians redouble their efforts reinforcing the furniture in the mess hall. It shall not happen again."
>The Valkyrie nods satisfied, then heads off, not noticing her ass nearly brushes the side of the small door into the Captain's study
>Squire gives a pained look at the Captain, who looks back at him with a knowing smile, before heading off to follow her

>> No.16900079

>>16900058
I'm surprised she isn't lactating.

>> No.16900082

>>16900067
>don't an hero
I think you're missing a word or something

>> No.16900083

>>16900067
My waifu would probably come and kidnap me by force.

>> No.16900085

>>16900082
Hello newfag.

>> No.16900090

>>16900065
Heaven help him when she wants to practice grappling maneuvers.
Though I wonder if wings get in the way of wrasslin.

>> No.16900091

>>16900077
That poor, poor, lucky Squire.

He'll break one day.

>> No.16900092

>>16900082
Why, hello there newfag. Might I recommend that you lurk more.

>> No.16900093

>>16900085
It could be that Lich from earlier.
>>16900082
Tits or GTFO just in case

>> No.16900098
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16900098

>>16900042
>>16900054
>>16900065
>>16900077
If I was the squire to a big bootied Valkyrie I would have very little resistance before forcing my face on her ass and eating her out.

>> No.16900106

>>16900085
>>16900092
Only four years now, but I don't keep track of the running jokes. Can I assume this isn't a grammatical mistake?

>> No.16900107

>>16900067
Yeah, but how long should I wait for her to show up? I mean, a few weeks would make sense, but after several months I'd start losing hope. Over a year and there's basically no reason not to an hero.

>> No.16900109

>>16900098
Careful Anon. She's not tainted by Mamono (yet). She'd be utterly shocked and have no idea how to handle it, but would probably push you off the first time before scurrying off.
Though you'd have started the timer. Either you try and remedy things so she can stay as a pure yet loving Valkyrie, or the Fallen God will get to her and you'll soon be spending the rest of your not!days in Pandemonium.
Though, if you're into that, so be it. Anything for the booty.

>> No.16900113

>>16900098
Well he is a warrior of God, dedicated to celibacy. It just happened that he enlisted where every lady had explicitly lewd bodies.

It's all part of the Demon Lord's plan.

>> No.16900114

>>16900106
>4 years
>doesn't know what an hero is
lmao lurk for about 3 more years

>> No.16900116

>>16900091
God above guide his dick when he does. I wonder how though.

>> No.16900119

>>16900106
If it makes you feel better, I have no idea what it apparently means either.

>> No.16900120

>>16900106
>four years
How the fuck do you not know of an hero when you've been here for 4 fucking years?

>> No.16900121

>>16900067
Of course but rejection isn't easy anon. Still I'll keep looking for my waifu and I will find her. I know I will. Although like any man, after some time you'd start to worry about what she'd be doing

>> No.16900123

>>16900106
Well it is a meme from a lot further back than four years, that's probably why you haven't heard of it.

Also, is anyone else getting the same captcha puzzles over and over? I've seen the exact same road sign in a country highway almost every time I've posted today.

>> No.16900126

>>16900120
To be fair, an hero is a decade old meme.

>> No.16900129

>>16900114
>>16900119
Oh boy, a nearly decade old meme. Are we Reddit now, recycling DANK memes from the good old days?

>> No.16900132

>>16900123
Yeah. That joke is about 11 years old now I think. It was around 2006/2007.

And yes, I'm getting the same fucking road signs and the same fucking cars over and over again.

>> No.16900135

>>16900114
>>16900120
Go fuck yourself and your old memes.

>> No.16900139

>>16900129
>>16900135
>newfags defending newfags
classy

>> No.16900140

>When "Lurk more" backfires.

>> No.16900142

>>16900126
>>16900129
>Calling it a meme
You didn't call it a 'meme' you newfag troglodytes. Shit, it's an established part of the vernacular even more than it is a joke.

>> No.16900143

Stop.

>> No.16900145

>>16900129
>>16900135
Butthurt newfags detected.

>> No.16900147

>>16900140
If there's one thing people love to do, it's defend their ignorance of common terms.

>> No.16900152

>>16900143
You can't stop it now anon. THE PAIN TRAIN DON'T HAVE BRAKES!

>> No.16900153

>>16899163
To be fair anon the Ochimusha is kinda MADE for the protectionfags, even more than the Hellhound. In fact I dare to say she is THE MOST protective monster in the Encyclopedia. How the Hellhound still mantains the monopoly of the protectionfags is eludes me.

>> No.16900155

>>16900147
Right up there with accusing people of being a newfag.

>> No.16900157

>>16900152
I really couldn't give a shit for 4chan memes and I just want to talk about monster girls.

>> No.16900158

>>16900129
>It's old, therefore it's reddit
I need you to do nasty things to your neck.

>> No.16900160

>>16900157
REEEEEEE

>> No.16900161

>>16900155
Don't want to get called a newfag? Then lurk more or fuck off.

>> No.16900163

>>16900157
Okay then.
I like undead Monster girls. What is your favorite type of monster girl?

>> No.16900166
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16900166

>>16900067
>Portals open
>Spend weeks shitposting on 4chan, bitterly angry about how all the Anons gets waifus before me
>Get ready to an hero and end it all
>TFW the waifu appears and she's a Will-o'-The-Wisp

>> No.16900168

>>16900129
>>16900135
>>16900140
>>16900155
I wish newfaggotry was a bannable offense.

>> No.16900169

>>16900153
1. Wan.
2. Wanting to be protected and wanting to be dommed by said protecter mesh nicely.

>> No.16900172

>>16900153
Don't worry anon. She's a new girl, it's going to take some time for her to set it. So just let it wait.

And mostly people like Hellhounds because their aesthetics but also how they're ferocious and force you into submission. If it hasn't come to a surprise most protectionfags are actually femdomfags. None of that is a problem, and if I have to admit I'm both of those. It's just a heads up. So a Hellhounds popularity with protection fags can mostly be due to the fact they're dominant.

>> No.16900175

>>16900058
>>16900079
I want to suck on those nipples until my stomach has been filled with a gallon of milk!

>> No.16900174

>>16900098
How in the world will you explain to your Valkyrie what you're doing? She'll have no idea what 'face sitting' or 'eating out' or any of those things are. Even if she does have an ass built for jackhammering and a pussy designed for breeding or eating.

>> No.16900180 [DELETED] 

>>16900168
Only if we can ban the oldfags that can't help but shitpost

>> No.16900181

>>16900163
I like maids.

>> No.16900184

>>16900169
But the Ochimusha can dom you, you just need to ask.

See this:

>>16898203

And this to appreciate Ochimusha fully:

>>16895094

>> No.16900187

>>16900166
Fucking pottery.

>> No.16900190

>>16900166
Does she go REEEEEEEE when she spots another couple holding hands?

>> No.16900196

I honestly thought Ochis would be forgotten but it seems that they are doing pretty good.

>> No.16900198

>>16900181
Kiki and Shoggoth or just any monster girl as a maid?

>> No.16900199

>>16900172
Does Ochi appeals to your protectionfag instincts anon?

>> No.16900203

>>16900184
No doubt that they can be dominant if you ask. And trust me, I like Ochimusha. They've settled quite nicely in my top list.

But you see the thing is with dominant girls is that anons like them natural. They like it when you don't have to ask her to be dominant but she'll be dominant by her own accord and nature.

>> No.16900204

>>16900184
>But the Ochimusha can dom you, you just need to ask.
I find that to be just as flimsy an excuse as it is when people apply that same reasoning to Kikimoras.
Besides, half the appeal for these people is not having to ask for it. Hellhounds do it whether you ask for it or not.
In case you haven't noticed yet, much of the draw lies in relinquishing control.

>> No.16900205

>>16900166
>Lower the gun you had pointed at your head.
>She grasps your hands and lifts it back up.
>"We'll do it together my love, we will be together 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻"

>> No.16900209

>>16900196
Yup, Ochimusha are lovely girls.

>> No.16900212

>>16900196
Speaking of Ochis, is it possible for one to use western weapons like broadswords?

Think a mercenary from the west who met their end in Zipangu centuries ago and got the local DE in his body.

>> No.16900213

>>16900199
I want an Ochi to protect and coddle me for the rest of my life.
She'd provide me an eternity without any struggle or challenge and I have no shame in it.

>> No.16900214

>>16900166
Alternatively:
>Waifu appears and she's a Cupid
>She apologizes for being so late, but recently she's had a LOT of 'work' to get done first

>> No.16900217

>>16900198
I like both and I can't decide. Kikis are pure and have a nice aura to them while Shoggoths are very intimate and can give me things a Kiki could never do. What about you anon?

>> No.16900223

>>16900199
Yup. She does and does it quite well. Infact I wouldn't mind being protected by one and her calling me her master.

>> No.16900229

>>16900213
Would you take walks in dangerous places, only so that Ochi protectively clings to your arm and holds you close.

>> No.16900232

>>16900212
I guess there wouldn't be western ochis, just loyal mercenaries.

>> No.16900234

>>16900212
I think the Ochimusha is notably a former Samurai/whatever they were called in that world in Zipangu. That would just be a Wight.

>> No.16900248

>>16900196
I just think Naginata girls are so sexy and Ochimushas no doubt must be naginata experts. I want to dress her in a kimono and see her display her naginata menacingly. I just have a stupidly hard boner for Onna Bugeishas.

Most Inuyasha fans waifued Kagome, Sango, Ayame or a main or semi-main character. While I waifued the Naginata warrior girls Kohaku fodderized in one episode, sniff, never to be seen again.

Ah.... Naginata Girls.

>> No.16900255

>>16900234
Samurais​ are of a completely different class from the aristocracy or nobility. They are comparable to knights, so ...Dullahans?

>> No.16900258

>>16900229
Of course, I'd even talk to strangers trying to get me to stop into their shops for a quick "peek" at the wares.
Maybe end the night with a bit of gambling in the local crime syndicate's undocumented, basement casino.

>> No.16900268 [DELETED] 

Where can I find the discords?

>> No.16900269

>>16900255
Maybe that or just a mid tier undead.

>> No.16900275

>>16900248
>Naginata girls
I thought you were talking about the Cursed Sword girl only as a Naginata.

>> No.16900276

>>16900258
You must be a headache for your Ochi waifu.
> "I want to go and take a walk"
> "Not this shit again Aruji-Dono"

>> No.16900289

>>16900276
Very enthusiastic walks.

>> No.16900299

>>16900255
>Dullahans

Where was that pic where the Dullahan body threw her head away at her wedding?

>> No.16900333

>>16900268
Depends on which one you're looking for.

>> No.16900344

>>16900333
Isn't there 3?

>> No.16900349

Friendly reminder that if your daughteru is not wearing her Sabbath Approved Chastity Belt™ then she will face much discrimination from her friedns and from the law!

>> No.16900356

>>16900349
I don't want to live in a dystopian society that forces children to wear chastity belts for the purpose of satisfying some loli cult's objective/fetish.

>> No.16900360

>>16900349
Are those the ones with the hidden plugs for both holes that activate with any hint of arousal?
Yeah no thanks.

>> No.16900363

>>16900349
Wait why would the sabbath be sing chastity belts?

>> No.16900364

>>16900360
I'd buy em for my waifu though. Just not for daughteru.

>> No.16900365

>>16900363
Because they aren't chastity belts

>> No.16900368

>>16900349
Isn't the chastity belt just crotch-less panties?

>> No.16900375
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16900375

You are walking alone through a Zipangu graveyard when 2 Ochimushas see you:
> Look, this man seems to be alone. How about we go and ask him to be our lord?
> Yes, look at his gajin clothes. He looks like a total slut, I bet he will be commanding us to have sex in less than a week.

>> No.16900377

>>16900365
Then what are they for?

>> No.16900378

>>16900356
It's to keep them from raping little boys.

>>16900360
Yes. It's for her own good.

>>16900363
Public safety.

>>16900364
That's backwards.

>>16900368
No.

>> No.16900389

>>16900349
My daughteru can't wear a chastity belt all the time anon. Besides, as much as my family and I would support the Sabbath I wouldn't put chastity very high on their priorities list. No, we'd go to an place that actually specializes in chastity for our chastity devices.

>> No.16900399

>>16900389
No, it must be a Sabbath Approved Chastity Belt™.

>> No.16900400

>>16900375
Those Ochimushas are rude.

>> No.16900403

>>16900378
Pretty sure this violates our constitutionally enshrined rights and freedoms.

>> No.16900405

>>16900375
Why would my daily jog path include a fucking graveyard in the first place?

>> No.16900406

>>16900375
>"Yeah, you like when we obey your every command and serve you tea gracefully, don't you slut?"
>"I bet you're gonna command us to stack our pussies on top of each other and use us any way you want, you pervert!"
It's just not the same.

>> No.16900412

>>16900375
Those two were best girls

S2 NEVER
TAKEDA WARLORD CAKE NEVER

>> No.16900414

>>16900375
Part of me would be tempted to become their master just to never order them to do anything lewd out of spite.

>> No.16900416
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16900416

Well, It's fucking official.
I'm legitimately in love with centaurs.
Fuck my life.

I don't understand why.
Whether it be the logical advancement of my porn-induced mental degradation, or a legitimate fetish. I will never understand. Either way I would totally marry a unicorn without a second thought.

HELP ME /MGT/

>> No.16900420

>>16900416
>Horse pussy

>> No.16900427

>>16900399
You're lame, anon.

Please stop with the posting like this, even I am getting tired of it.

>> No.16900430

>>16900400
Well, they are talking among themselves, not to him (you).

>> No.16900431

>>16900416
Accept love, don't fight it. Fighting it hurts and can make you look bad.

Accept that pure beautiful centaur into your heart.

>> No.16900434

>>16900427
And this is why I'll get my bapho wife to leave the sabbath and embrace shortstack'ness

>> No.16900440

My waifu is a Dark Matter.
What does that mean?

>> No.16900441

How great are waifu bellies, thread?

>> No.16900443

>>16900440
You have shit taste.

>> No.16900445

>>16900375
Little do they know that I'm a dragon's husband. Back to the graves with ye.

>> No.16900447

>>16900414
But how would you know they said that? They are talking among themselves, not to you.

>> No.16900448

>>16900441
Perfection. You can rub them, lick them, wash them. And if you've got a wan, she might just enjoy a belly rub.

>> No.16900455

>>16900447
They talking shit like they think I can't hear, but I do.

>> No.16900458

>>16900441
Great when flat, great when healthy, great filled with a creampie, great to rub, great to wash and massage. Great to cumflate depending on your tastes

>> No.16900462

>>16900441
I love them immeasurable amounts, yet people don't like my tastes here, so it is what it is.

>> No.16900464

>>16900441
Do not rub a Jinko's belly. She'll come at you with claws at the ready. Be prepared to visit A&E

>> No.16900467

>>16900441
Oh anon, you don't even know. I'd just love to kiss and lick my waifu's and/or my daughteru's belly. They'd be so soft and squishy, but only barely enough pooch to grab on to. Both my waifu and daughteru would be sluts for bellyrubs too!

The way my waifu's belly got drawn in my latest request was absolutely 100% perfect. Like,
damn.

>> No.16900468

>>16900440
You have great taste

>> No.16900469

>>16900420
I know, Anon. I know.
What should I do?

>>16900431
But Anon, if I become any more of a degenerate, my parents will disown me!

>> No.16900470

>>16900441
Fucking great, especially when there is a daughteru in there.

>> No.16900475

>>16900469
You must accept your degeneracy, anon. It's the only way forward.

>> No.16900479

>>16900441
Navels are underrated.

>> No.16900480

>>16900455
TFW they approach you with "aruji-dono" and polite language and manners, yet you just heard them talking shit seconds ago but they dont know you heard them.

>> No.16900482

>>16900467
Hope you don't mind me saying. But those bellies looked tight. And that's just how I like them.

The faces were a bit uncanny if I'm honest though. That's just me.

>> No.16900487

>>16900469
This >>16900475

Accept it. Fight it and you'll look like a fool embarrassing himself. Take it form someone who knows.

>> No.16900491 [DELETED] 

>>16900406
This is exactly how a femdom Ochi would talk.>>16900412

>> No.16900495

>>16900416
So what's the consensus on the horsepussy ranking?

WH>Unicorn = Nightmare>Bicorn>Centaur

While I understand WH is not technically a horse they are still cousins and she still has a horse pussy.

>> No.16900503

>>16900495
The fuck is WH.
Can't you just write the actual thing?

>> No.16900504

>>16900495
WH > Nightmare > Unicorn >> a tire fire > Centaur > Bicorn

>> No.16900506

>>16900482
No anon, I don't mind. I mean, I feel the same way so I can't really fault you for good taste.

I feel you on the faces a little too, the versions with with the ball gags look just fine to me, but j7w's recent style with faces can be a little hit and miss.

>> No.16900510

>>16900503
White horn.

>> No.16900513

>>16900503
Gee mister, what on earth could he mean by WH when he's talking about horsepussy?

>> No.16900516

>>16900406
This is exactly how a femdom Ochi would talk.

>> No.16900522

>>16900443
>>16900468
I mean figuratively​, what would that entail?

I am literally an embodiment of pure lust fused with another such embodiment of lust.

>> No.16900529
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16900529

>>16900495
>Horse Pussy
Don't you mean Deer Pussy?
>>16900503
THIS THING YOU SILLY.

>> No.16900530

>>16900522
You are two embodiment of pure lust who will fuck each other 24/7, probably producing a little demon realm in some time

>> No.16900532

>>16900522
You're the poster child for Pandemonium aka Fucksville.

>> No.16900538

>>16900522
First of all, they'd be very hard to find. You'd need to go to the DemonLord's fuck chambers herself to find one or maybe a sabbath black whatever you call them. Meals?

So either way you'd be claimed before you got to her. Second of all how do you waifu something like that? It would just turn you into a very heavy incubus. So I guess really your waifuing a "power up"

>> No.16900546

>>16900344
Well, I'm not at liberty to say much out the following: Look at the websites they're associated with. Monorus' should be on the MG Wordpress that ELH manages, and the TFT one is of course, on that site. Keep in mind that no matter which one you go to (that I know of) you'll encounter faggots like Grigori on TFT, CommercialAnon and Bollocks on Monorus' discord. As well as Losenis constantly shitposting/being bullied.

>> No.16900558

>>16900546
>Losenis getting bullied
If he ever were to leave, his memory would get bullied instead. It'll be a universal constant.

>> No.16900559

>>16900546
Bullying Losenis is not allowed unless he doesn't post chapters in a timely manner.

>> No.16900568

>>16900559
>half a month since last chapter

>> No.16900571

>>16900546
Someone tell Losenis that viccy smells like pee-pee

>> No.16900572

>>16900568
Better go ready the hose

>> No.16900574

>>16900529
>You and White Horn on your honeymoon
>"I'll have you know I'm a real animal in bed."
>Next thing you know she's under a blanket wiggling her butt and giving you a smirk that puts you in mind of a ":3" face
>"Rub my head and give me apples."

>> No.16900577

>>16900546
The monorus one is quite interesting to lurk in.

You've even got shoggocks there.

>> No.16900584

>>16900574
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2437207

>> No.16900586

>>16900577
All the oldboi waifufags too, and KDF if you count him.

>> No.16900587

>>16900214
>work
In other words, she was screwing around with other guys.

>> No.16900595

>>16900586
It's odd seeing things not on a Icelandic fisher man's dating website.

>> No.16900596
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16900596

peng

>> No.16900600

>>16900596
That word means something good from where I'm from. The penguin is peng.

>> No.16900606

>>16900571
Please do not bully Victoria.

>> No.16900613

>>16900606
I thought that was her thing though? She's the Lilim who gets bullied.

>> No.16900615

>>16900606
Victoria is like all Lilims.

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>>16900606
Bully her always.

>> No.16900618

>>16900596
>anon gets NOOTED by 7 EXTRA THICK penguins

>> No.16900619
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16900619

>>16900616

>> No.16900620

>>16900616
What is this, another shitty lilim who behaves like a normal succubus?

>> No.16900622

>>16900587
I think that's what he was implying. He could've just said a succubus and it would've been obvious.

>> No.16900623

>>16900616
What am I even looking at?

>> No.16900626

>>16900620
Yup.

OC Lilims need to burn

>> No.16900630

>>16900620
But anon, lilims are succubi.

>> No.16900632

>>16900623
Digital aids with a shitty oc mask

>> No.16900636

>>16900630
That's like saying monkeys are human

>> No.16900638

>>16900620
>>16900632
>>16900623
Trying hard today, I see.

>> No.16900647

>>16900638
I'm sorry for not being able to know about every OC

>> No.16900648
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>>16900619
If any girl deserves art, that art should be p'orcs!

>> No.16900650

>>16900638
No different then the anon who used to shitpost about hellhounds and doms. Eventually it sorts itself out.

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>>16900648
Hear hear.
The Buiiple will rise! Buii!

>> No.16900654

>>16900638
Anon only one of them is me. I'm sorry OC Lilims are shit.

>> No.16900658

>>16900638
No, seriously. What the fuck am I looking at? A lilim tied to wall while hugging a waifu pillow, while a mothgirl with a whip looks on? What the fuck is this shit?

>> No.16900659

>>16900647
>>16900654
Sorry, I replied to the wrong comment.

>> No.16900662

>>16900654
OC lilims are not shit.

>> No.16900663

>>16900648
I want a strongfat Kappa now. Extra THICC

>> No.16900664

>>16900636
The lilim profile says they are succubi. Lilim just means they're daughters of the Demon Lord, who is herself a succubus. It's no different the the child of a king or queen being referred to as a prince or princess.

>> No.16900665

>>16900648
I agree. We need more p'orc.

>> No.16900672
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16900672

I want more Badonkadonk Valkyrie.
How was she treated in Heaven School for Future Hero-Raisers by her other Valkyrie and Angel friends?

>> No.16900673

>>16900658
Shitty meme trash. That's what you're looking at.

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>>16900648
>>16900653
>you will never tie a p'orc down to your bed and bully her by playing with her ears all night.

>> No.16900684

>>16900662
OC Lilims are shit.

>> No.16900686

>>16900678
>"Noooo! It's too ticklish! You monster! Why aren't you violating me!"
>Hun, give it a rest.
>"Buiii, fine."
P'Orcs are so versatile and cute.

>> No.16900688

>>16900672
They all probably have bodies just as lewd as she does, but all are too innocent to realize it.

>> No.16900689

>>16900678
I wanna Poke a P'Orc.
That's it. Just poke her until she turns around confused, then wait till she turns around again and go back to poking her.

>> No.16900690

>>16900684
They are NOT.

>> No.16900694

>>16900690
They're good for a quick fug. You don't want to deal with the after that.

>> No.16900697

>>16900694
Disgusting. Lilims are for tender cuddles after a few hours in the sex dungeon.

>> No.16900698

>>16900694
Do not pump and dump the lilim.

>> No.16900699

>>16900686
They're boring as shit.

>> No.16900704

I want to turn a Lilim into a single mother.

>> No.16900706

>>16900697
>>16900698
Ok I'll admit making a Lilim your mistress sounds like heaven.

>> No.16900711

>>16900704
Literally worse than Grigori

>> No.16900710

>>16900688
>Valkyrie is starting to suspect that her Squire has feelings for her
>Communes with her colleagues through a heaven-portal window
>"I just don't understand. How could any of us inspire feelings of physical attraction in men?!"
>They agree, saying their own squire are acting strange as well, oblivious of how each of them has one body part in particular that's extremely sexually charged to absurd levels

>> No.16900715

>>16900711
That's a bit of a stretch

>> No.16900718

>>16900678
I wonder how soft they are, if they're soft like a beagle's ears. Flopping them back in forth would be a fun way to tease her. Then when she starts getting upset after asking you to stop several times, you take her in for a deep, passionate, sloppy kiss and then carry her off the bedroom for some quality bonding time.

>> No.16900719

>>16900699
Imagining the bui sounds annoyes the shit out of me for some reason. It's just like the Mosquitos and Beelzebubs flying.

>> No.16900720

>>16900704
Mari the Lilim may or may not be a single mother. Her lover is a Viking motherfucker last I heard though.

>> No.16900721

>>16900715
Not even Grigori turned lilims into single mothers

>> No.16900722

>>16900706
Do not be tempted. Lilims are only meant for a pump and dump.

>> No.16900727

>>16900719
It's been like 3 months of p'orc discussions in these threads. And I still have no idea what the hell "buiiii" would sound like.

>> No.16900729

>>16900718
Sloppy is lewd with P'Orcs. Also imagining her getting all pouty at you playing dumbly with her ears is cute.

>> No.16900735

>>16900720
>A viking
>Not an Order superpaladin
Her mother must've disowned her.

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>>16900722
objectively wrong

>> No.16900740

>>16900727
"Bu-ih"

>> No.16900741

>>16900722
Anon have you seen those feet? I get that Lilims are for hating and are shit. But damn anon, I'd bury my face in those feet and not let go until she physically has to pull her feet away. I want to sniff them and tend to them like they're my life force. Not only that but I want a Lilim to make me her personal obedient butler who listens to every since word of her commands. Down to the very dot.

Is that just too much to ask for?

>> No.16900743

>>16900741
Yes.

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>>16900741

>> No.16900750

>>16900741
Yes, lilims too high up for that.

>> No.16900752

>>16900741
For once I agree with the footfag.

>> No.16900753

>>16900727
Sort of like boo-weeee

>>16900729
P'orcs are build for sloppy and kinky

>> No.16900754

>>16900743
Well tough because I'm going to find a Lilim like that. And I shall not stop until I'm her personal butler. That's a promise to you anon.

>> No.16900759
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16900759

Lilims are for turning into housewives

>> No.16900764

>>16900748
Exactly like that. This is my dream, a dream that I need more than anything.

>>16900750
>>16900752
If I believe, I can do anything. Like one day being able to hold her too feet entry together and smother my face with them so she can use my face as her foot stool. Hell she doesn't even need the ball of dark matter when she can sit on my back. Or if I'm possibly ever privileged enough, be her dick throne.

>> No.16900772

>>16900764
What if footholding
Sitting opposite to each other with your toes intertwining while you're both trying to suppress small gigols over the unintentional tickling

>> No.16900775

>>16900753
Don't gotta tell me. I'd get a P'Orc so greasy and sweaty with all the stuff we do talking about it would get the thread to complain for an hour and say I have shit taste.
Not that that's hard to do, but still. I wanna swap drool with one while she gushes like a fountain onto my fingers I'm stuffing in her while we're steaming in a sauna together.

>> No.16900777

>>16900759
I mean, whatever floats your boat. I'll hold out for a gentle domme.

>> No.16900785

>>16900727
https://youtu.be/CnmvheoF-cA
You will know it when you hear it.

>> No.16900786

>>16900764
Just don't be one of those guys that marries a slime as soon as you step out of your house.

>> No.16900791

>>16900785
That's kinda terrifying. Imagine travelling at night inside a forest and then you start hearing those sounds.

>> No.16900793

>>16900772
That's really cute. But probably something Lilims wouldn't be interested in. Maybe in the rare occasion. I've got to keep a Lilim's best interests in mind if I ever plan to get near one.

>>16900786
When your heart is set on a girl, Anon. She's all you think about. I'm telling you now that I'm going to serve that Lilim, I'll have her feet on my mind to remind me of what's worth fighting for.

>> No.16900794

>>16900786
I'm probably that guy.

>> No.16900798

>>16900775
What would be even better is being surrounded by a group of sweaty p'orcs in a sauna. All of them craving your dick, constantly feeling you up and you feeling them up as well.

>> No.16900800

>>16900791
You know what? Fuck you. I was just about to go to sleep. Fuck. You.

>> No.16900804

>>16900798
Imagine your hands just roaming over all their thick bodies, hearing them moan and grunt as they fight over your dick like pigs to the trough and slide their bodies against your chest and head, begging to just get any bit of contact with you, skin sliding and slapping against skin, breasts smothering your face as they salivate all over you with wet, sucking kisses and beg you to make them your first of the night.

>> No.16900807

>>16900800
Hey anon, ever hear a mountain lion scream?At night, while you're outside?
I have.

>> No.16900809

>>16900791
>>16900800
Why imagine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnU7zf9YVoA

>> No.16900813

>>16900785
I imagined it more on the lines of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3huWnavjVQ
Infinitely better since it's already voiced by a human

>> No.16900816

>>16900813
That's pretty cute. Especially when you imagine it on a p'orc.

>> No.16900821

>>16900793
If you are set then you are set. I would do the same, but with a different destination.

>>16900794
As long as you are happy with it.

>>16900800
It reminded me of the thing, so I had to speak up.

>> No.16900822

>>16900736
I WANT TO PRINCESS CARRY and double hand headpat her!

>> No.16900825

>>16900736
Deruella is especially meant for bullying like the dork she is.

>> No.16900826

>>16900736
Stop posting this trash.

>> No.16900828

>>16900822
>Double hand headpatting Deruella
Say goodbye about your pelvis.

>> No.16900830

>>16900825
Keep that garbage to your headcanon lilim

>> No.16900831
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16900831

>>16900455
Your Ochimusha waifus are standing guard at your home/apartment
> Can Aruji-Dono hear us right now?
> Of coursw not, he left a few minutes ago.
> Its been 2 weeks already, when is he going to ask us to fuck?
> Soon, soon. I mean he has to, look at him!
> Yeah, when is he going to dress appropiately or ask us to dress him.
> He dress like if he is begging for a monster to rape him! Gajin clothes are so slutty.
> Dont even mention it, those "jeans" or whatever they are called. Are they real clothing or an excuse so he gets spanked in the ass?
> Yeah, I mean, of course I will protect him, but I have to be honest, if he gets raped it will be his fault.
> Indeed it will be, someone need to teach Gajin to not dress like male whores as to not provoke monsters into raping them.
> I have noticed Aruji-Dono more or less upset, maybe he heard us when I said he was a slut and this is why he hasnt asked for sex....
> You think?! I hope he didnt.
> I dont think so, remember Gajin are baka!
> And sluts
> And sluts indeed!

>> No.16900835

>>16900828
with both hands massage her horns from base to tip.
Repeat with her thick tail from its large base to the cute spade tip.

>> No.16900837

>>16900821
>If you are set then you are set. I would do the same, but with a different destination.

This feeling I can't describe, I have an undying urge to be her butler. I want to waltz right up to her castle, stand right in front of her, drop to my knees and pledge my soul, my body, my mind, my obedience, everything to her. All while just a few inches away from her goddess like feet. Maybe someday she'll make me get her a cup of tea and then jerk me off into it, like in that wonderland doujin. I don't even know if Lilims wear panties but if they would then I just wouldn't be able to stop myself from inhaling them and cumming inside them.. I'd even want her to dress me in a cute butlers uniform with the easy zip pants for quick cock access.

What's your destination?

>> No.16900838

>>16900835
Lewd.

>> No.16900847

>>16900826
make me

>> No.16900850

>>16900831
I wonder how long it will take for them to give in? Either through begging me to fuck them, or just straight up raping me. Doesn't matter how long it takes in the end, I've been a virgin for over two decades so I can keep it up for even longer if need to.

>> No.16900851

>>16900831
>How to encourage your lord to spend more and more time at the bar

>> No.16900853

>>16900837
>I don't even know if Lilims wear panties
I bet Druella has one of those pink fancy frilly panties.
I bet Victoria is nopan

>> No.16900856

>>16900853
Only issue I see with Lilim panties is like they'd be the plutonium of demonic energy. Those pussy juice stained pieces of fabric would just radiate demonic energy.

I'm still going to sniff and lick them.

>> No.16900859

>>16900831
They're awfully rude.

>> No.16900861

>>16900837
My destiantion would be a Dragon and a hoard for myself.

>> No.16900866

>>16900861
Wouldn't the dragon just assimilate your hoard into hers? That's basically like a "moving in" jesture.

>> No.16900867

>>16900826
It's arguably the best picture in the thread yet.

>> No.16900868

>>16900856
>Lilim parties turn out to be imported Order industry of the absolute best anti-DE material they produce, quality greater than what is given to heroes themselves sent out to kill the DL
>Just because it'd be a shame to have panties be drenched after a few minutes of putting them on

>> No.16900871

>>16900831
I want to slowly open the door behind them and go "Yeah, those Gajin really are sluts, aren't we?"

They're going to get to see the frightening smile of anger.

>> No.16900874

>>16900831
>How To Make Your Anon Date Literally Anyone Else

>> No.16900875

>>16900867
A fellow man of taste

>> No.16900878

>>16900868
That sucks, but how the hell does a Lilim even acquire those? They've gotta be a locked treasure for the order. Still, surely a Lilim would wear soaking wet panties with pride?

>ywn lick up the stains a Lilim leaves on her throne when she gets up

This one hit harder than it should have

>> No.16900880

>>16900866
I'd try to establish a type of rivalry with her so we can compare hoards. After we get along then we can start growing them together and top it off with a daughteru.

>> No.16900885

>>16900878
>but how the hell does a Lilim even acquire those?
By asking kindly, of course. Everyone knows the only reason the Order exists is to train heroes and send them their way, because anyone else just gets insta-husbando'd by low level monsters on the way. You really think selling them panties would be anything weird after the fact?

>> No.16900886

>>16900831
>calling your Aruji-dono a slut

That's got to hurt

>>16900880
Just expect to come home to her running out of your room with a handful of gold then she locks the door to her room. Can you blame those cute dragons?

>> No.16900891

>>16900885
I think Lilims consorting with the Order is quite strange indeed. But if it's some plan to slowly implement DE into the order then I'm all for it.

>> No.16900893

>>16900886
I would just hope she wouldn't find my underground tunel that lead to her hoard.

>> No.16900900

>>16900893
That's devilish

>> No.16900904

>>16900874
Agreed.
May go out and date an overweight minotaur or salamander just to make a point to them.

>> No.16900905

>>16900900
Two can play the same game though my main target would be her heart.

>> No.16900907

>>16900891
>But if it's some plan to slowly implement DE into the order then I'm all for it.
You're misunderstanding, anon. Lilims, demons, and most high ranking monsters came to the conclusion that the only non-married males they come across are Order Paladins. Everyone else has to go past numerous low level monsters, reducing the number of potential husbandos for those high ranking monsters. If the Order disappeared and paladins no longer visited them, they'd have to go outside to seek potential husbandos, and unlike paladins going through low level monsters, there'd be no content filter for them to snatch high quality partners.

So the Order is given the chance to be left alone in exchange of sending more and more heroes at the high ranking monsters, with zero chance of victory and all chances of getting husbando'd. Everyone wins.

>> No.16900915

>>16900907
except for the low-level monsters that the trained Paladins cut through.

>> No.16900917

>>16900907
I'm still confused.

Lilim feet!

>> No.16900918

>>16900785
This is like a really strange ASMR.

Better call it 'Anon is held captive in a P'Orc warcamp'.

>> No.16900919

>>16900907
The order would be so helpful. You get some blessings, training and survival skills, after that you are good to search for your waifu.

>> No.16900922

>>16900918
>Sleeping in a sweaty pile of P'Orcs after you had a wild night fucking them all
I'd sleep like a newborn babe.

>> No.16900931

>>16900918
No, this is like a really strange ASMR.
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ161437.html

>> No.16900968
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16900968

Looky what a kind lad sent me

>> No.16900970

>>16900968
Oh fantastic. More OC Lilim art. I sure do love me some more OC Lilim art. Couldn't get enough of it.

>> No.16900973

>>16900968
That cap is cute!
Would rub her horns

>> No.16900974

>>16900970
I'll take any amount of OC Lilims over stupid as shit dom arguments or P'Orc bullshit.

>> No.16900975

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for automaton and golem idols, they're gonna take the music scene by storm!

>> No.16900976

>>16900968
At least it's Esdeath and not OC lilim.

>> No.16900982

>>16900975
Doubt it. After the lilims, sirens and Wockers the music scene is on hard mode.

>> No.16900983

>>16900974
It gets to a point where it's just bland anon. OC Lilims are boring. True that dom arguments are very dumb though.

>> No.16900986

>>16900975
This >>16900982

Competing with the 2 voices one girl act that is Wocker and the Idol Lilim. They don't stand a chance in hell.

>> No.16900988

> have a cat
> it turns into a catgirl because neighbor shacks up with a Pot Devil and they're fucking all day every day, spreading mana every where
> cat remains lazy asshole
> just knocks shit over and yells as you to give her lasagna
> if you say no, she yells louder

>> No.16900989

>>16900785
What the fuck that sounds exactly like Sarlacc

>>16900800
>Being scared by that

>> No.16900993

>>16900989
>>Being scared by that

Pigs are terrifying. They eat anything including humans, they're disgusting and the noises they make give me nightmares and leave me shaking.

>> No.16900997

>>16900993
They'll eat humans if you drop it in their trough, but they generally keep to themselves if you don't pick a fight.
Pigs don't give a fuck.

>> No.16901000

>>16900993
>Pigs are terrifying. They eat anything including humans
Even humans can eat humans.

Here's a better catch, though; humans kill anything, including other humans, either out of fear, hunger, or sport. If that doesn't strike more fear into you than animals being animals, then you haven't seen anything yet.

>> No.16901003

>>16900993
>give me nightmares and leave me shaking
Huh, looks like the damage was quite big. Though I have to say just hearing the sounds was pretty creepy. If Orcs bandits did those sounds instead of cute buiiis I would run away pretty quickly.

>> No.16901009

>>16901000
Humans kill each other in the name of abstract concepts. That makes killing for fun look normal.

>> No.16901011

>>16900993
Maybe this will make you feel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAfJG1PMjbY

>> No.16901014

>>16900997
>>16901000
Sure whatever, but just the idea of pigs eating humans is sickening.

That's why I shall always be afraid of p'orc. I just hope they don't make the noises real pigs do.

>> No.16901019

>>16901009
>That makes killing for fun look normal.
Then I suggest you don't look into what the japs did to POWs during WWII.

>>16901014
Animals will eat anything when they're hungry. Put a cow in a fenced area with no grass to eat for a day, and it'll eat anything edible you throw to it. Even (smaller) live animals.

>> No.16901023

>>16900968
I've seen this artstyle before.

>> No.16901031

>>16901011
That freaked me out even more. Like what if the pigs get revenge on their loved ones and decide to start eating humans?

>> No.16901032

>>16900993
Hence the expression as greedy as a pig.

>> No.16901034

>>16901031
Well, 00 Buck and a Jeep have been proven to stop them pretty well
>>16901032
Brick Top pls

>> No.16901045

>>16897955
It gets cold when it rains even under a blanket.

>> No.16901051

>>16901045
I would destroy my waifu with cuddles.

>> No.16901053

>>16901031
>Like what if the pigs get revenge on their loved ones and decide to start eating humans?
Anon are you fucking serious with me right now? How old are you?

>> No.16901061

>>16901053
I'm just kidding. I'm not THAT stupid, but my fear of pigs still stands. I will never like pigs.

Now how about them monster girls?

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>>16900850
> Aruji-Dono is coming over here
> Do we proceed with the plan?
> Yes, as soon as he is here, we grab him by each arm, drag him to the cabin and rape him.
> What if he resists?
> Not like his puny human strenght can do anything, but if he gets too troublesome I have my hand always ready to reach my blade and slash him.
> Im wet already just be thinking all Im going to do to him.
> Yes, but remember this is a honorable deed and we are doing this for his own good, after all he wouldnt dress like a slut if he didnt wanted to be raped. He is just too shy to ask, it is our duty to give him what he wants.
> Yeah, besides it is not out fault for raping him, it is his fault for provoking us by dressing like that. We are teaching him a valuable lesson to watch out how he dress to avoid being raped in the future, we are in fact protecting him by doing this!

>> No.16901067

Aw man i missed the Lilim discussion.

Thats alright because LILIMS ARE SHIT.

>> No.16901074
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16901074

How do you feel about hp/mp/sp bars in erotic scenarios?

>> No.16901082

>>16901067
Lilims can be shit at times, but overall they're a solid girl.

>> No.16901085
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16901085

>>16901061
You reap what you sow.

>> No.16901086

>>16901066
> cutting your aruji-dono
not bushido, bro

>> No.16901088

>>16901085
You rape what you sow.

>> No.16901089

>>16901074
I would use magic on my waifu during sex. First I would learn basic elemental spells and proceed to "enhance" them woth eromancy.
Raijus and Thunderbird teachers here we go.

>> No.16901092

>>16901066
I'm fairly certain these are just some misguided Redcaps
>>16901088
Dohohoho

>> No.16901096

>>16901066
>their face when anon introduces them to his kejourou wife

>> No.16901104

I'm surprised Beast wasn't around to defend the lilims and salamanders.

>> No.16901106

>>16901074
i think they're goofy and good for a laugh or two
would like to see more of them

>> No.16901112

I want to get fucking stabbed with Human Realm steel, so that when a cute monster girl shows up and tries to rape me to life, actually just bleed all over and die.
I bet she'd be traumatized for life.

>> No.16901114

>>16901112
Cool

>> No.16901119

>>16901112
Watch that edge son.

>> No.16901120

>>16901112
classic gag

>> No.16901126

>>16901066
Well, this was my end game anyway. But, I wonder what happens if tell them I threaten to release them from my service, claiming they are failures as servants/bodyguards and that sort of thing.

>> No.16901129

>>16901112
Yeah, that shit would feel so cash.

>> No.16901160

>>16900546
>tfw being on the discord emotionally shocks me because I see the people I've seen in these threads for so long
>tfw I'm uncontrollably stunned when I hear the waifu fag's voices for the first time

I don't know why this happens to me

>> No.16901166

>>16901160
Wait they actually audibly talk in there?

>> No.16901172

>>16901166
Yes.

>> No.16901175

>>16901166
It's a discord, what did you expect?

>> No.16901183

>>16901085
Rape the P'Orcs before they rape you!

>> No.16901188

>>16901160
My fucking sides.

Look at this guy.

>> No.16901198

>>16901183
For the Alliance!

>> No.16901201

>>16901066
These are awful bodyguards.

>> No.16901206

>>16901160
Gosh.

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>>16901183
It's not rape if we're both screaming.

>> No.16901211

>>16901160
>tfw I'm uncontrollably stunned when I hear the waifu fag's voices for the first time
Don't worry anon, I still don't even have the courage to turn the volume on and hear them speak, let alone talk with them. It'd just be too weird.

>> No.16901216

>>16901210
Why is an Automaton their chief?

>> No.16901224

>>16901211
I know it's not for these threads and really I should shut the fuck up

I just don't know why I'm this shook up like some fucking autist. Seeing people as more than literally anonymous posters on a Chinese lantern selling website is killing me

>> No.16901229

>>16901224
The next step is meeting for a circlejerk.

>> No.16901233

>>16900529
>>16900574
I don't think I would like White Horns as much as I do if it wasn't for my years of lurking /k/

>> No.16901234
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>>16901216
They found her wandering some abandoned ruins on top of being in need of a chief for their fledgling warband.

>> No.16901235

>>16901233
How does /k/ influence how you like white horns? This is confusing.

>> No.16901237

>>16901235
Oh sweet innocent child.

>> No.16901238

>>16901235
finns :DDD

>> No.16901243

>>16901235
A meme post.

>> No.16901244

>>16901235
Innawoods, hunting, and horrible degeneracy.

>> No.16901250

>>16901210
That P'Orc is thick

>> No.16901259

>>16901235
Doe magic.

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>>16901235
Ignorance is bliss, believe me.

>> No.16901273

>>16901235
sopping wet doe cunt

>> No.16901274

>>16901267
Sounds like it's probably best I don't know then.

>> No.16901278

>>16901074
Got a link to the original of that?

>> No.16901297

>>16901267
>You will never join a mercenary company, with a White Horn who can perform cooking miracles with simple military rations.

>> No.16901305

>>16901235
O-ho, man. You're in for a fucking treat.

>> No.16901308

>>16901160
What do they sound like Anon?

>> No.16901311

>>16901308
They sound like they look.

>> No.16901320

>>16901308
Not sure how I'm supposed to describe them really.

>> No.16901323

>>16901311
Like a bunch of whiny faggots?

>> No.16901337

>>16901308
Disappointing. They just sound like regular guys.

Guess I thought they'd sound more faggy or something.

>> No.16901340

>>16901278
It was on akazawa red's twitter, so it's probably nothing nice.

>> No.16901406

>>16901308
Wock sounds like a shota
Gazerfag sounds like less of a shota

other people sound like people and I don't want to comment on myself

>> No.16901411
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16901411

>everyone ran off to go wank in the discord

>> No.16901420

>>16901411
I like being in both places, and have been for a long time now.

>> No.16901421

>>16901411
I'm still here anon. What do you want to talk about?

>> No.16901422

>>16901311
How do they look?

>> No.16901435

>>16901411
Discords kill threads, this has been well established.

>> No.16901440

>>16901411
That Fox is gonna catch fire!

>> No.16901446

>>16901435
This discord has been around for ages and had a link you can get to on ELH's wordpress the whole time and the thread is fine.

>> No.16901453

Dragons!

>> No.16901478
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16901478

>>16901453
Dragons a bestest!

>> No.16901479

>>16901229
And brojobs while you roleplay as Miia. Right?

>> No.16901485

>>16901478
They really are. All kinds of dragons deserve love and respect. Their cheek scales are ripe for kissing!

>> No.16901487

>>16901478
Would you want a Dragon to notice you moping, swoop in and scoop you up in her arms and then carry you off to show you her favorite spot on top of a building to watch the sunrise?

>> No.16901489
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>>16901440
It's okay, they're fireproof.

>> No.16901490

>>16901235
It's because horse pussy is his poor man's bestiality. The most degenerate kind, Male human on Female animal.

>> No.16901499
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16901499

>tfw no yandere sea bishop to drag you into the depths of the ocean

>> No.16901501

>>16901490
I seriously don't understand what the joke is.

>> No.16901506

>>16901501
Some /k/ nerd got hard while fucking a doe with a dildo, pretty sure.

>> No.16901509

>>16901506
Huh.

>> No.16901514

>>16901487
>spoiler

I would already have one anon.

Dragons are best waifu.

>> No.16901517

>>16901506
link?

>> No.16901520

>>16901514
>spoiler

It's the truth. Dragons of all types make for the best waifus.

>> No.16901527

>>16901489
>"All of this I've done for you anon. See? No more kingdom to separate us. Let's become one~"
Yandere princesses are scary. Yandere foxes are scary, Yandere Fox Princesses are the scariest!

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>>16901499
I prefer my sea bishops gentle.
They work best that way.

>> No.16901535

>>16901527
800+ years and no dick make fox princess go crazy.

>> No.16901536

>>16901506
They were collecting pheromones.

>> No.16901539

>>16901536
Wait why?

>> No.16901559

>>16901535
Crazy enough to burn her kingdom to the ground so she could imprison you somewhere isolated with herself and rape you forever?

>> No.16901566

>>16901539
To lure strapping bucks to fuck their asses

>> No.16901574
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>>16901535
Desperate, lonely, abandoned and clingy deities are the best sort.

>> No.16901589

>>16901559
>I could see it in their lying eyes, each and every one of them
>Plotting to take YOU away from ME
>Well, that's not gonna happen. Not. Anymore.
Quite possibly.

>>16901574
Remember that it is your duty to dick them to ensure the safety of others.

>> No.16901594

>>16901529
Any sea bishop is good. Even kuudere and tsundere.

>> No.16901621

>>16901589
Would you want to wake up shackled to a bed by her magic with her furiously sucking your dick?
Would you want her to look up at you with heart pupils as a "gluk gluk gluk" sound echoes around the chamber and your first load spurts into her throat?

>> No.16901644

Spanking a fat bottomed spider.

>> No.16901652

>>16901644
What spider though?

>> No.16901655

>>16901652
A fat bottomed one.

>> No.16901660

>>16901655
The fattest bottomed one?

>> No.16901663

>>16901660
Hopefully.

>> No.16901664

>>16901655
Which bottom?

>> No.16901666

>>16901621
Some might see it as "taking one for the team," but frankly that'd be a wonderful situation.
It'd be necessary to exercise caution regarding my own safety though, in that if she found that I was even potentially threatened the threat would be, well, removed.

And ancient spirits are not known for things like "restraint."

>> No.16901670

>>16901664
¿Por qué no los dos?

>> No.16901680

>>16901621
Unf.
Yan-mayadere's a best.

>> No.16901700

>>16901666
You don't need to worry anon. It's just you and her up there. Just you and her forever.

>>16901680
Would you give her the beautiful daughters she so dearly craves anon?

>> No.16901705

>>16901700
I'd stay chained to her side forever and give her as many daughters as a pocket dimension can handle.
Though she seems the type to send them out as soon as she can so she can spend more alone time with her hubby.
Which I have no objections to.
I wonder how she'd try to spice things up.

>> No.16901717
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16901717

This is a japanese goat.

>> No.16901724

>>16901717
You sure you got the right image there anon?

>> No.16901725

Can't believe no one has drawn Eileen as a black harpy yet. She could have her blades strapped to her wings or something

>> No.16901741

>>16901724
Yes.

>> No.16901752

>>16901705
She'd probably mingle her soul with yours so that you burn with passion for each other even harder than before and feel each other's pleasure.

>> No.16901766

>You'll never seemingly rehabilitate a broken monster girl
>You'll never be unaware of the fact that she's only able to keep it together when you're near, and reverts to a psychotic and violent state when separated from you for too long

>> No.16901768

>>16901752
A fringe benefit of marrying (or being claimed by) a deranged goddess.
>>16901766
DragonZombie.jpg
No but I love that too.

>> No.16901772

>>16901766
I like that. Being around a monster girl all the time, having her always in your company. Sounds nice.

>> No.16901801
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16901801

This is your date tonight. And your eternal life-partner for every night after that.

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16901808

>>16901801
Shriohebis are cute anyway. No man can resist the feelings of getting coiled by one. Even if she squeezes fairly tight.

>> No.16901815

It's very late and I'm not able to cuddle my waifu.

Sad day.

>> No.16901820

>>16901815
Anyday without a waifu is a sad day. Haven't you learnt this yet? I know you just want to climb into bed with her and forget about all of the world while in each other's embrace. Don't worry, it will come soon.

>> No.16901823

>>16901801
i can dig it, but only if she wraps me up and never lets me out

>> No.16901828

>>16901772
She's fine with you going and doing your own thing because she doesn't realize how bad she really is.
She devolves rapidly once you're away, with behavior ranging from screaming/crying fits to attacking other people. One time, she cooked food and fed it to an empty chair while hallucinating that you were there and eating it. She rights herself immediately once you return and doesn't remember what happened while you were away.

>> No.16901832

>You'll never live in a cave near the vast ice fields with your polar grizzly waifu
>You'll never go clubbing with her and eat selkie stew

>> No.16901842

>>16901766
I like to think it functions the same for an evil monstergirl as well.

>> No.16901846

>>16901828
Yeah anon, who do you think I am? I would never leave that girl's side. I'd care for her and make sure she was loved, making sure to hold her hand as much as I can and keep her in my line if sight.

A girl like that needs tender loving until, if possible, she can get help.

>> No.16901853

>>16901815
Why not talk about comfy hugs with your waifu? It helps a lot, trust me. And there's not much topic wise going on.

>> No.16901856

>>16901828
My kind of woman.
>>16901846
Oh, but it would be fun to see her get a bit scramble brained from time to time. Just to show how much she needs you. It's a fun reminder.

>> No.16901858

>>16901801
I'm normally not a snek person, but that's a cute snek. Would wife.

>> No.16901862

>>16901853
I don't know anon, I'm really sleepy. I just want to be where she is so I can spoon her from behind and feel her tail gently thump between my legs as I hold her tight and nuzzle toe top of her head.

>> No.16901863

>>16901856
It just seems like a really mean way to bully, if that girl is dependent on you and breaks down when you're not there, surely you want to keep her protected? I couldn't bring myself to possibly do such a thing.

>> No.16901864
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>>16901453
Dragons with lickable abs!

>> No.16901865

>>16901862
>His waifu is shorter than him
Wow, a womanlet got lucky.

>> No.16901868

>>16901863
I mean, if it's there it would be fun to see for me

>> No.16901872

>>16901865
That's rude anon, I love my waifu's height and she loves that I'm bigger than she is so she can feel protected and safe in my arms.

Same with our daughteru.

>> No.16901873
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16901873

>>16901864
lickable Oni abs

>> No.16901874

>>16901864
I'm interested. Do proceed.

>>16901868
True that seeing her face light up like never before when she sees you again would be something so pure, so innocent, so beautiful it would be stained in your memory and make you feel all warm inside. But the downsides are still there. Maybe I'd do, but only once!

>> No.16901876

>>16901862
Ain't nothing wrong with that anon. You sleep tight and have a good rest, think about your waifu's thumping tail when you hold her. She must be one happy girl and you must be one lucky guy. Treasure that anon, treasure it.

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16901880

>>16901085

>> No.16901881
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16901881

>>16901873
Isn't she a Fire Emblem character?

>>16901874
>I'm interested. Do proceed.
I do not have much in the way of abstastic dragons, unfortunately.

>> No.16901882

>>16901876
Hey thanks anon. I hope you and your waifu get to have your version of comfiest cuddles sometime soon too, whoever she is.

>> No.16901883

>>16901828
I want this with a Valkyrie going on Dark Valkyrie.

>> No.16901890

>>16901717
What is she, some kind of Majin cat girl?

>> No.16901891

>>16901881
It's fine, all that muscle shall survise. Damn that's a lot of dragon muscle. Reminder to lick in every single ridge of your dragonfu's abs.

>> No.16901895

>>16901883
Dark Valks are hot. Their devotion to their man is so powerful they even only have a 'business like' relationship with the Fallen God who made them like they are. They're perfect for a bit of unhinged crazy yandere/worship behavior.

>> No.16901904

>>16901882
I hope so too

>> No.16901922
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16901922

>>16901717
I want to bully her.

>> No.16901974

>>16901922
Yeah, that's what she gets for wearing that dorky bowtie!

>> No.16901977

>>16901974
She's a dork.
A dorcat.
Her punishment is clothed paizuri.

>> No.16901983
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16901983

>>16901977
You take care of it.

I'm going to punish this Otter for having such a fat ass tucked into a revealing outfit.

>> No.16901991

>>16901983
May I suggest intercrural or hotdogging? The punishment should fit the crime, after all.

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16901996

>>16901922
>>16901983
Don't bully the Friends.

>> No.16902001

>>16901996
That bird is next!

Those red pantyhose she's wearing drives me nuts.

>> No.16902007

>>16902001
She just wants to find her nakama.

>> No.16902008

>>16901996
They're all more cosplay than a selkie!

>> No.16902009
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16902009

>>16901891

>> No.16902014

>>16902007
She's going to find the big worm I have for her.

In my pants.

>> No.16902028

>>16902014
Ibises don't eat worms they eat bin juice.

>> No.16902035

>>16902009
I feel sorry for the poor anon at the gym who gets greeted with that. It's probably pretty scary at first.

>> No.16902037

>>16902028
I've got some 'juice' for her.

>> No.16902039

>>16902009
Is that .Less? I'm not sure I like his new style.

>> No.16902045

>>16902037
Is it bin juice?

>> No.16902048

>>16902045
Oh, uh, I guess.

>> No.16902183

Shhhhh! The thread is sleeping. Do not wake it for its having comfy dreams of monster girls.

>> No.16902194

>>16902183
An entire hour between posts. Holy shit.

>> No.16902213
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16902213

>>16902183
comfy goat sleeps

>> No.16902219
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16902219

>>16902183
I'm feeling lazy this morning.

>> No.16902222

>>16902194
The anon cannot post if you disable his arms and whole body from a Yeti hugging you like a daki

>> No.16902223
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16902223

>>16902194
What did I tell you? Comfy dreams of every poster's favourite monster girl/waifu.

>>16902213
She's got that "Onii-chan can I sleep with you?" kind of vibe. Only question is how would you respond?

>>16902219
Can't say I blame you anon. I feel the same. Thread needs some lazy girls.

>> No.16902224

>>16902223
>Thread needs some lazy girls.
From this moment forward, I officially declare this a lazy, relaxing Saturday themed thread.

>> No.16902232

>>16902223
>Only question is how would you respond?
Always as long as she doesn't mind a small bed.
And I'm a clingy sleeper

>> No.16902272

>>16902224
I'm ok with this.

>>16902232
I can't think of one MG who wouldn't like that. Being clinged to and hugged on a small bed.

>> No.16902281
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16902281

>>16902272
Indeed. Girls with warmth/fluff or w/e you're into only adds to it. And I love my baphos/goats

>> No.16902288

>>16901234
Does this story exist?

>> No.16902294
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16902294

Let your guard down around the nice spiders.

>> No.16902297

>>16902294
Itsy-bitsy spiders in transparent, wet t-shirts!

>> No.16902304

>>16902281
What if they bleat while they snore?

>> No.16902306
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16902306

>>16902183
I'm sick and need something soft to bury myself into while keeping hydrated.
Post Baros.

>> No.16902320

>>16902294
I dunno anon, what if she is a venomous spider?

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16902327

>>16902306
Quench your first for fluffy laps for you to rest your head. And keep hydrated with her nectar.

Hope you get better anon

>> No.16902332

>>16902327
Thank you kind stranger.

>> No.16902347

>>16902294
Do I get a loving spider gf?

>> No.16902354

>>16902347
no, MGs aren't real

>> No.16902357

>>16902354
But the prom is tomorrow!

>> No.16902358
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16902358

>>16902281
The things I'd give to cuddle a Baphomet in bed as she sleeps and mubles "oniii-chan" in her dreams.

>> No.16902361

>>16902357
then do as most here would do

>> No.16902364

>>16902354
Well when will they be real?

>> No.16902371

>>16902361
Masturbate furiously to monster girls to strengthen the signal to allow them to open the portals in october?

>> No.16902372

>>16902361
Go with Aunt CC?

>> No.16902375

>>16902371
Grant Morrison has taught me much about chaos magick, let's all believe really hard and keep jacking it!

>> No.16902379

>>16902371
you got it my man

>> No.16902385

>>16902371
This. The more times we jerk off to monster girls, the quicker the portals will come.

>> No.16902421

>>16902327
I want to bounce with a Jellysheep.

>> No.16902428

>>16902421
Seeing her body jiggly like that? Are you sure you'd be able to hold yourself back from violating and molesting her jiggly butt?

>> No.16902439

>>16902428
>Travelling and adventuring for days.
>No gold for a room at an inn, spending nights on the rough ground.
>Come across a Barometz in a clearing.
>Gives an over-the-shoulder 'come hither' look.
>The jelly sure looks nice, you bet it'd feel great on all your sore muscles.

It was her plan all along.

>> No.16902450

>>16902439
It's a win win in the end though. You get a lovely soft bed, a wife and some fat sheep plant ass to plow.

>> No.16902455
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>>16902439
The hero's journey is filled with many an obstacle. Some test their mettle in battle, some their character.

>> No.16902499
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16902499

Are Slimes immune to legoes?

>> No.16902509

>>16902499
Of course, they'll glide over it like no problem. Remember to congratulate your simple minded slime wife for doing such an amazing task when you couldn't even walk over them.

>> No.16902518

>>16902499
Legos will transcend silly physical limitations to cause maximum pain to those who dare tread upon them.

>> No.16902524

>>16902499
The real question is, is the strongest Monster Girl a Lego Golem?

>> No.16902526

>>16902524
thats a frightning prospect

>> No.16902544

>>16902526
lego vagu

>> No.16902549

>>16902544
YAMERO

>> No.16902559

>>16902549
lego tities

>> No.16902568

>>16902549
lego butt
lego anal

>> No.16902581

>>16902559
>>16902568
I'd say Mamono mana, but not even that could fix the injuries caused by legs tits, ass and vagina.

>> No.16902610

I got left out when I went to hang out with friends.
I need a snuggly MG right now.
When do the portals open again?

>> No.16902622

>>16902610
That sucks man, there's always a monster girl out there that wants to cuddle you.

>spoiler

October

>> No.16902623
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16902623

Get a load of this lady.

>> No.16902630

>>16902623
Get a load of this trash

>> No.16902645

>>16902623
where's her nipple?
shouldn't there be a nipple somewhere near that tattoo?

>> No.16902646

>>16902623
>twitter file name
Would marry though.

>> No.16902648

>>16902623
I'm liking it, pipes are my fetish. But what's up with her breasts?

>> No.16902653

>>16902623
>How to make a perfect design and fuck it up with the profile
Seriously did the lady with the cake look and the pipe have to be the cuck harem one?

>> No.16902671

>>16902623
not really monsterous, has kc grown tired of that kind of stuff?

>> No.16902674

>>16902623
Lovely

one of her breasts looks bigger than the other one

>> No.16902676
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16902676

Somebody, help! This paladin Onee-san's radiant purity is making me fall for her instead of monster girls! What should I do?

>> No.16902680

>>16902671
i believed it was a smoke monster/ majin

>> No.16902683

>>16902645
The nipple is probably the center of that flower.

>> No.16902687

>>16902676
Praise the gap.

>> No.16902688

>>16902683
i've heard of side-nipples before but that looks retarded

>> No.16902690

>>16902688
Yeah, the position is just freaking bizarre. I like the idea of the tattoo itself, but it doesn't fix that.

>> No.16902693

>>16902688
>>16902690

not to mention >>16902674

>> No.16902697

>>16902671
Anon the last girl we got was a warrior corpse who doesn't mind getting hacked and slashed. Also she has a skeleton arm with burning blue badass flames.

I'm pretty sure KC hasn't grown bored. And besides, she's what >>16902680 said. I still think she looks quite monsterous.

>> No.16902699

>>16902676
have her give you strong suns so my daugteru's have something to look forward to.

>> No.16902714
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16902714

>>16902699
>strong suns

>> No.16902716 [SPOILER] 
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I want to wake up early in the morning to find my Pbaraoh waifu has drank a morph potion given by my Bapho nee for fun. She wakes me up just as the sun comes up by grinding on my stomach, smirking smugly, and then demandimg I give her a shoulder and back rub fight for a queen. Afterwards, she can do her morning sun worship, and we can dance together, hand in hand.

>> No.16902728

>>16902645
KC doesn't like to show them in profile art.

>> No.16902735

>>16902623
Not until she watches me give some other girl my load.

>> No.16902738

>>16902653
To be fair, it's not an imperative with smoke bum like it is cuckhorse.

>> No.16902762

>>16902716
That sounds nice anon, demanding lolis are hot. But wouldn't the Baphomet try to lolifiy everyone in your harem?

>> No.16902769

>>16902716
>Who is the smuggest of all? Answer me wrong and I'll throw you into the Khepri pit!

>> No.16902770

>>16902653
She's a damn dirty freeloader, who cares about her anyway?

>> No.16902772

>>16902762
>harem
fuck off cuck

>> No.16902773

>>16902769
sfinx

>> No.16902783

>>16902770
>implying it wasn't her home in the first place

>> No.16902790

>>16902773
The cheshires of the desert

>> No.16902791

>>16902762
The nigger said nothing about harems, you cuck enabler.

>> No.16902793

Okay anon its time to get serious here. Would you still love your waifu if she was a legit nigger?
>still cooks for you
>would actually take responsibility
>actually loves you
>talks like she was in the ghetto her whole life
>applies for gibsmedats from the demon lord
Not shitposting legitimate question

>> No.16902800

>>16902793
yes

>> No.16902802

>>16902793
>talks like she was in the ghetto her whole life
I don't have enough madotsuki edits to accurately portray my disgust here.

>> No.16902804

>>16902623
I woke up to neet cucks and I'm happy.

>> No.16902806

>>16902791
I thought he was the guy who has the harem of a Pharoah and Baphomet, a dragon etc etc? Am I wrong? I'm not forcing anything, I may just be mistaken.

>> No.16902810

>>16902793
Nope.

>> No.16902827

>>16902793
would you whip a nigger?

>> No.16902837

>>16902827
Would you do slave and mastah play with her?

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16902838

>>16902648
>>16902653
>>16902671
>>16902674
>>16902680
>>16902688
>>16902690
It makes sense if she's a bit misshapen given the source material.
It's just an old fucker who comes and sits in your house and may or may not actually be a leader of youkai.

>> No.16902841

>>16902623
is this the mge equivalent to unzan

>> No.16902848

>>16902841
No, it's this.
https://hyakumonogatari.com/2014/11/17/nurarihyon-the-slippery-gourd/

>> No.16902850

>>16902838
What the fuck

>> No.16902854

>>16902838
I remember killing two of those when I was younger. Gotta get back those body parts.

>> No.16902881

>>16902623
>KC is pandering to NTR
I guess it was expected since he's a jap, but still.

>> No.16902884

>>16902499
No. None escape the LEGO. Even the very earth screams when you stop a LEGO on it.

>> No.16902891

>>16902881
>NTR
how so?

>> No.16902894

>A gruff, hard-boiled Valkyrie will never raise you to become the Doom Slayer.

>> No.16902903

>>16902891
Harems are just multiple simultaneous momentary cuckoldings.

>> No.16902906

>cuck cuck cuck
Fuck off retard.

>> No.16902908

>>16902881
>harems are NTR
I want this meme to die. There's a reason no doujin site or image board lists it as such.

>> No.16902911

>>16902906
cuck

>> No.16902912

>>16902623
From what we know about her she's a very interesting species and a nice twist on the usual powerful girl
The powers she grant her husband are a bit too much though, it's begging to be abused

>> No.16902916

>>16902903
Anon, if that king in Tenchi Muyo gets two wives, so do I.
I have two sides when I'm lying in bed, do I not?

>> No.16902922

>>16902912
Doesn't she have like good charisma or something?

>> No.16902923

>>16902623
What monstergirl is that?

>> No.16902931

>>16902906
where were you several years ago?
I resisted this when it first came and no one backed me up.

>> No.16902945

>>16902903
yeah that's retarded, guess I should not have given you the benefit of the doubt.

>> No.16902947

>>16902288
It only exists in thread discussions.

>> No.16902961

>>16902762
Ocassionaly. She's secretely part of the heretical Onee sabath, but she likes to spice things up on occasion.
>>16902769
Nah. That would be cheating. She would probably punish me by submitting me to hours of teasing without a climax. The Punishment known by her kind as The Punishment of the Withered Reed.

>> No.16902962

>>16902945
It was a joke, kiddo. How did you not pick that up?

>> No.16902966

>>16902623
looks like the kind of thing for people to make weed jokes about

>> No.16902970

>>16902623

Wouldn't this be cuckqueaning then? I mean anyways, harems don't count when it comes to cucking. God damn you guys are sensitive, trying to find a witch when there isn't one.

>> No.16903024

>>16901074
you mean like monmusu quest?

>> No.16903031

>>16902623
I think that lilim has autism

>> No.16903050
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16903050

>>16902610
Snuggly, happy Wendigo family

>> No.16903051
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16903051

>>16902623
The only species left from the MGE2 for KC to reveal is the Kamaitachi.
>>16902645
Concealed via monster mojo.

>> No.16903052

>>16902623
>>16902623
I'm a little disappointed, I was hoping that KC would be finished with whatever changes he was making to Kamaitachi to release them this week.

>> No.16903058

>>16903050
All enjoying a nice bit of stretchy meat. Very cute.

>> No.16903073

>>16903052
I don't know why KC decided to change them in the first place. She sounded like a good girl.

>> No.16903082

I wish to chill all day with the booty Valkyrie as her lazy laid back squire that's more interested in copping feels than being a hero

>> No.16903084

>>16902793
Niggers don't exist in a 2D world with monstergirls, so no.

>> No.16903094

>>16902793
Define "legit nigger".

>> No.16903146

>>16903082
That valk is going to abandon you.

>> No.16903160

>>16903146
Valks don't abandon their loved ones

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16903172

>>16903146
No way. She'll get fussy, but she'll stay by my side. I'll still go along with her on adventures and such, don't worry. Just take a day to laze around every once and a while. She could use a bit of a break anyway!

>> No.16903186
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16903186

Can your waifu smile melt the iciest queens?

>> No.16903223

>>16903186
Yeah if she uses her fire.

>> No.16903243
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16903243

>>16903186
If a Yeti hugs an Ice Queen, does the Ice Queen melt or the Yeti freeze?

>> No.16903256

>>16903172
Saturday comfy Valk.

>>16903186
Possibly, depends how icy we're talking.

>> No.16903260
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16903260

>>16903243
>Ice Queen melt

>> No.16903263

>>16903256
>"mmmnf... yaawn... hero, make sure we get up in five minutes to train... zzz..."
Saturday Comfy Valk indeed. She's getting all the massages while she sleeps. Only minimal sneaking in gropes.

>> No.16903272

>>16903243
It melts because the Yeti is a terrible person and it was her plan all along.

>> No.16903313

>>16903272
Evil persons are cold so the yeti hug doesn't warm.

>> No.16903316
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16903316

>>16903313
Ice Queens are not evil!

>> No.16903320

>>16903316
I'm talking about the yeti. I think deep inside Ice Queens are good but lonely person.

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16903322

>>16902623

>> No.16903339

>>16903320
>People going for her get frozen and taken away by other MGs along the way

Extreme methods are required to meet her face to face. Like a drop pod into her throne room.

>> No.16903349

>>16903339
Just get a snow harpy to drop you in there.

>> No.16903350

>>16902688
>>16902690
>>16902645
How new are you? Profiles are supposed to be SFW so there are no nipples on them

>> No.16903359
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16903359

>>16903350
This.
I wonder what ZD nips look like.

>> No.16903364

>>16903316
Ice Queens have the look, attitude and arguably cold heart of an evil overlord but deep down you just know all they want is a nice husband to warm her up

>> No.16903369

>>16903350
This is retarded. Fucking EMG wiki has a "You must be 18 to be here" warning, but MGE in general, which is a porn setting, is SFW.

Fucking stupid.

>> No.16903371

>>16903339
Naw man, you gotta human cannonball yourself in there.
Just load yourself into an artillery cannon and let obamamana handle the rest.

>> No.16903376

How do yu feel when you make your Ochi feel so bad she commits seppuku?

>> No.16903381

>>16903369
No, all the extra art is explicit, just the profile images themselves are SFW you fucking dunce.

>> No.16903384

>>16903376
I can't fully understand her culture, so for all I know it could be because she just thought she did something embarrassing. We'll just have to clean up and have some tender sex afterward to both heal her up and let her know I still think she's honoraburr samurai warrior

>> No.16903386

>>16903376
Wonder why she waited so long.

>> No.16903388

>>16903381
I know you cunt. I'm making an exaggeration.

>> No.16903393

>>16903376
>Stab herself with demon realm and gets horny
>Can't rape master so she just masturbates while moaning my name
Such is life.

>> No.16903399

>>16903388
It's not retarded it's a standard.
Are any of the EMG volume covers NSFW?
Are the MGE book covers NSFW?
KC published the profiles on his website you idiot, they're going to be SFW.

>> No.16903403

>>16903316
when leaves have fallen and skies turn to grey
the night keeps on closing in on the day
and nightingale sings his song of farewell
you better hide from her freezing hell.

>> No.16903406

>>16903376
That's dishonourable and Ochis have no reason to do that.

>> No.16903409

>>16903399
Standard for what? Outside of physical copies it's stupid as fuck and you know it.

>> No.16903415

>>16903393
Daaw.

>> No.16903417

>>16903409
Japan, you cunt.

>> No.16903433

>>16903364
She can see things through her blizzards. Imagine watching other couples cuddling in the comfy homes while you're wondering who no man approaches you.

>> No.16903437

>>16903433
Ice Queens are like us.

>> No.16903447

>>16903417
Fuck you anon.

>> No.16903451

>>16903433
the irony is the only man who would brave her ice kingdom would be a hotblooded adventure.
like an rpg land kamina, though i wonder if someone like that would someone she would like

>> No.16903475

>>16903451
As long as you don't make an excessive amount of ice puns she'll be ok with you I guess.

>> No.16903489

Melon is streaming again and is going into some serious talk

>> No.16903492

>>16903489
Wat

>> No.16903493

>>16903489
What is his picarto?

>> No.16903496
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16903496

Everyday there are dozens of cows who go unmilked and unloved. For the small price of your virginity you can provide a loving husband to a lonely holstaur like this one. Call today.

>> No.16903497

>>16903489
It's basically just him and Losenis ripping on grigori.

>> No.16903498

>>16903493
https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>> No.16903506

>>16903489
>KDFs pic
>Philosophical debate at the same time
Well then...

>> No.16903507

>>16903497
Those two have a certain dynamic.

>> No.16903510

>>16903506
Really makes you think.

>> No.16903520

>>16903489
But would you fuck a penguin?

>> No.16903523

>>16903496
I wonder what goes through a Holstaur's head when her husband lovingly milks her while she sits in his lap.

>> No.16903525

>>16903520
From Kemono amigos? Hell yeah.

>> No.16903528

>>16903496
What about paizuri? This is important. Do I get it daily, weekly, or by the hour? Will she service me whenever I want?

>> No.16903533

>>16903489
KDF's commissions are actually pretty hot. I think I may be slipping into his kind of fantasy

>> No.16903535

>>16901559
That's true love, right there.

>> No.16903541

>>16903533
With those and the recent sabbathposting I'm inclined to agree with you

>> No.16903547

>>16903533
I blame KDF and the sabbath for making me like daughteru fucking.
DAMN YOU KDF

>> No.16903548

>>16903528
Holsts are proud of their breasts so absolutely yes.

>> No.16903551

>>16903541
This ain't fucking fair. Damn you KDF and your fantasy that seemed degenerate at first but now I can see

>> No.16903555

>>16903541
>>16903547
Ew.

>> No.16903556

>people are slowly realizing that KDF is right
what has this world come to?

>> No.16903557

>>16903528
you get it when you roll a 4 or a 3

>> No.16903565

>>16903556
>KDF is right
Right about what?

>> No.16903573

>>16903555
Fair.

>>16903556
I bet it's the Sabbaths doing. They are preparing us for when the portals open.

>> No.16903578

>>16903565
his proof for the Collatz conjecture

>> No.16903581

>>16903565
daughter fucking being somewhat desirable now.

>> No.16903591

>>16903581
I think it may be some sort of brainwashing. Because now I want to gently pound my daughteru. At least it doesn't feel as bad as I thought it would this degenerate. Maybe afterall, KDF wasn't wrong.

>> No.16903595

>>16903557
That's not fair! I'm addicted to it. It's my main fetish. When a woman straddles you, picks up your waist, and nuzzles your dick between her boobs, it's an act of great love! The closer your dick is to her heart, the better!

>> No.16903597

>>16903591
I never thought it would come to that for me either.

>> No.16903598

>>16903591
will mamono mana keep you from having extra retard babies?

>> No.16903600

>>16903595
>The closer your dick is to her heart
then wouldn't you want naizuri then?

>> No.16903606

>>16903595
shut up and roll the dice anon

>> No.16903611

>>16902676
Isn't she technically Undead?

>> No.16903616

>>16903598
Mamanomana removes any problems with incest in general. Your kids will be perfectly healthy in every shape and form.

>> No.16903620

>>16903616
Mamanomana work son the genetic level?
shit son thats kind of scary.

>> No.16903624

>>16903600
No! Part of the appeal is the wholeness of the breasts! I can't have them aurtounded by flatness!
>>16903606
But what if I roll wrong?

>> No.16903625
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16903625

>walking past the living room when you see your Lava Golem wife sitting in the "magma pit" you built for her
>she's pounding one stone against another, fashioning the bigger of the two into a crude, heart-shaped rock
>she picks it up and, looking quite pleased with it, swallows it whole. she gives you a warm, goofy smile before laying back in her pit and falling asleep
>...okay
>a few days later, you hear calling for you from the living room and go to find out what's up
>she reaches between her cleavage and pulls out the stone she swallowed before, glowing hot. she smacks it against the ground, causing the outer part to crack and fall away, revealing a gem that looks like it was carved by a master jeweler
>she hands it to you, looking quite proud of herself, and presents her head for some well deserved pats

>> No.16903626

>>16903597
I just want to give my daughteru her first orgasm by gently fingering her. That or getting her to sit on my face while I eat her out. She'd squirm and moan until she's shot her femcum into my mouth and then I'd drink it up.

Somebody fix me

>>16903598
Yeah

>> No.16903629

>>16903620
How do you think it incubizes you man? Fundamental genetic alteration.

>> No.16903633

>>16903581
>>16903591
>Being subverted by daughterufuckers
Like herding weresheep.

>> No.16903634

>>16903626
You're already fixed.

>> No.16903636

>>16903624
>But what if I roll wrong?
naizuri

>> No.16903642

>>16903629
so that means that the demo lords endgame really does mean the extermination of the human race.

>> No.16903644

>>16903642
Yeah, but who gives a crap? Humans are a bunch of shitty little faggots.

>> No.16903646

>>16903626
>She'd squirm and moan until she's shot her femcum into my mouth and then I'd drink it up.
That's a bit too much for her first time tho...

>> No.16903647

>>16903625
Hug her on the spot. With the headpats, of course.

>> No.16903655

>>16903642
evolution of the human race you mean

>> No.16903659

>>16903633
Were-sheparding effectively is a lot more difficult than it sounds.

>> No.16903660

>>16903533
One thing I will never truly understand is his love for leather/latex.
I mean, it's nice and all but having them wear it 24/7 I just don't get.

>> No.16903662

>>16903655
evolution implies adaptation toward environmental pressures so not really,
unless you mean some humans evolve some sort of immunity against mamonomana.

>> No.16903671

>>16903636
Nooooooooooooo!

>> No.16903675

>>16903659
I can do it. Watch me.

>> No.16903679

>>16903646
What would you suggest is good for the first time with an MG daughteru?

>>16903660
True, I like leather a little though, it's kinky. I had that way before influence though.

>> No.16903707

>>16903662
>humans evolve some sort of immunity against mamonomana.
how would the DL deal with that?

>> No.16903715

I can unserstand dicking an old girl in a little girl's body, but fucking an actual little girl that is also your daughteru is taking it too far.

>> No.16903717

>>16903662
that's not true.
evolution is any change in a species be it
through enviromental presure or random mutations.
also a new species is a change in enviroment

>> No.16903722

>>16903715
I once thought that aswell.

>> No.16903723

>>16903644
>>16903642
>DL wants to erase humanity (and thus human perseverance and stubbornness) and replace them with (obedient) mutations (incubi) That do nothing other than sex
Fuck that.

>> No.16903733

>>16903723
People still spouting this nonsense. How do incubi farmers, cooks, beast hunters, etc. exist if they do nothing other than sex?

>> No.16903743
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16903743

>>16903625
I'd pat her head and relieve her milk laden breasts as a reward.

>> No.16903749

>>16902671
You do realize this girl was actually made months ago right? The mershark came after her, one of the most monstrous looking girls yet.

>> No.16903750

>>16903675
It looks easy on paper, but whenever you try to get them to do anything, one of them sneaks up from behind to embrace you, and before you can feebly struggle out as the drowsiness takes you, another weresheep hugs you from the front. Next thing you know, you're waking up well-rested in the middle of a pile of weresheep 8 hours later.

And that doesn't even count the shearing parts.

>> No.16903751

>>16903625
She is going to get the daughterus.

>> No.16903752

>>16903733
>Humans stop existing and incubi replace them
>Monstergirls keep having more and more daughterus
>No sons allowed because hurr
>Planet eventually overpopulates
>War over territory

>> No.16903760

>>16903750
That's why you need to train before doing things with mgs. They will do some nasty dricks to get into your pants.

>> No.16903761

>>16903733
fetish play
I mean in the same way theres guys with fetishes for maids or waitress,
im pretty sure theres monstergirls with like a farmer or cook fetish.

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16903763

>>16901235
>>16901233

>> No.16903766

>>16903750
It'll be fine. I just have to keep some distance and use a gas mask when shearing them.

>> No.16903768

>>16900529
i dont want to get lime disease

>> No.16903770

>>16903763
Poor white horns.

>> No.16903771

>>16903752
>>No sons allowed because hurr
>>Planet eventually overpopulates
>>War over territory
If the shitstorms that went on in /mgqg/ eons ago are anything to go by, wars starting would be less about territory and more about so few little males going around for so many monsters after a few generations.

>> No.16903778

>>16903752
If the DL wins and eveybody fucks she can change the setting meaning that monsters will have sonus.

>> No.16903784

>>16903733
i get two different stories on this ,
when I ask if an mge could theoretical be made into a serialized manga/anime the answer I get is no theres too much sex.

>> No.16903786

>>16903771
DL will probably pass a law that human males get shared by their wives to prevent conflict, which she'll pretty much succeed because everyone is under her control now that everything's been mamono mana'd.

>> No.16903787

>>16903761
That makes no sense given things like being a mamono realm beast hunter are presented as respected professions.

Heck, Saphirette even cautions incubus farmers against neglecting their wives due to their work.

And even if it were a fetish, there is no real difference so long as the work gets done. Incubus farmers are still working the fields for months to get their crops. If their wife finds it attractive then all the better.

>> No.16903795

>>16903786
Polygamy was discussed. In theory, down the line a male would have 100+ partners if males didn't go extinct yet. It'd only keep increasing.

>> No.16903798

>>16903752
By the time anything like "all human men are incubi" happens then monsters will be able to birth sons so its a non-issue.

>> No.16903800

>>16903795
>It'd only keep increasing.
reminds me of that elf overpopulation story

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16903806

>>16903770
>Not getting off on the idea of tying up a White Horn in shibari and molesting her until she's a ragged, panting mess
>Not wanting to get her so addicted to the act of being tied up that she straight up demands it during her estrus, along with a night of bestial, wild dickings
You poor soul.

>> No.16903808

>>16903786
Being shared doesn't sound nice.

>> No.16903812

>>16903784
Why? Ecchi exists.

>> No.16903815

>>16903812
>Ecchi exists.
thats what I said

>> No.16903819

>>16903808
2bad faget. It's what you get for electing a slut.

>> No.16903824

>>16903625
She gets a free day to do absolutely anything she wants, holy shit. What a love.

>> No.16903837

>>16903819
It would be too fucked up. I would be just there cuddling with my wife when suddenly a girl just comes in and drags me to her room for some breeding time.

>> No.16903839

>>16903815
I know that.

>> No.16903845

>>16903837
And you thought the Order was in the wrong for trying to keep the world spinning, huh.

>> No.16903847

>>16903837
>I would be just there cuddling with my wife when suddenly a girl just comes in and drags me to her room for some breeding time.
no, im pretty sure she and her would just tag out.

>> No.16903853

>>16903845
wasn't the order an allegory to the soul crushing society expectations from a Japanese salary-man?

>> No.16903862

>>16903853
It's not worth discussing, trust me.

>> No.16903870

>>16903837
That wouldn't happen. Again, by the time male population becomes remotely a issue incubi will be born to monster girls.

>> No.16903881

>>16903870
This, but people always want to shitpost the otherwise.

>> No.16903882

>>16903870
>Human sons are unthinkable
>But incubi sons aren't
This fucking thread sometimes...

>> No.16903898

>>16903870
I know. It's why I said that it would be pretty fucked up if it did happen.

>> No.16903902

>>16903489
>>16903498
>>16903506
I love the direction the discussion turned to

>> No.16903905

>>16903882
By the settings standards the incubi and monster girls will make up a new "humanity," and combine the best aspects of them all. Think of incubi as evolved humans (since humans were created to be inferior to monsters, transforming them is the only way to raise the human race as a whole to be equal to monsters).

>> No.16903917

>>16903905
Duuuuuuh buuut whut about free will u cant explain that huh huh huhrrrrrr

>> No.16903924

>>16903905
>since humans were created to be inferior to monsters, transforming them is the only way to raise the human race as a whole to be equal to monsters
This is insulting.

We evolved for millions of years to become sapient, now we're lower than humanized monsters that think about sex half the time?

I know this sounds like HFYshit but this comes off as us being cattle to be tinkered with and mutated for fun to become suitable cum dispensers.

>> No.16903932

>>16903924
>We evolved for millions of years to become sapient
Anon, MGE humanity isn't Earth humanity.

>> No.16903933

>>16903924
We aren't the humans of the MGE world
Learn to into setting mechanics, because it does sound like you're jumping to alarmist HFYshit

>> No.16903935

>>16903924
The chief god literally made monsters to control the human population via genocide.
What the fuck do you expect?

>> No.16903938

>>16903924
Its almost like its an entirely different world where for all we know there was no evolution and humans were just placed there, along with monsters, by some competitive deities. You know, like it's implied in the setting.
Retard.

>> No.16903949

>>16903924
>When you're trying real hard to not HFY but someone posts literally anything remotely related to humanity even if its in an entirely different setting

>> No.16903950

>>16903924
KC's setting doesn't include our world's evolutionary history.

Humans and monsters were created about the same time, monsters to be the superiors and predators of humans, to ravage civilization whenever it became too numerous or advanced, etc. On the totem pole of creation humans as a whole were designed by the gods to be inferior to monsters as a whole (obviously there are exceptions).

Why did the gods create humans to be this way? We don't know yet, though I recall KC saying that there is a reason. Perhaps if he ever makes that book of gods that he's talked about we will find out.

>> No.16903955

>>16903950
I'm banking on Goblin-Slayer rules, that it's some big cosmic D&D game. Hence 'Heroes' being chosen as the champions of the gods every once and a while. Though the current DL doesn't wanna play ball. Good on her.

>> No.16903957

>>16903935
>>16903950
I love how broken humans can get in any setting.

>> No.16903959

>>16903932
>>16903933
>>16903935
So MGE humans are just straight up genetically inferior to us? Well that's disappointing. I was hoping at least they had some concrete quality about them that wasn't just being the thing monsters are after. Sounds like a life where you can't choose what you want to be.

>> No.16903963

>>16903581
>Having uncontrollably desires to do maledom with my daughteru and waifu

I genuinely don't know what is triggering this. 1 month ago myself would be calling me a degenerate.

>> No.16903965
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16903965

Shortstack fox ass.

>> No.16903973

>>16903924
>>16903959
Go away you debbie downer shitter.

>> No.16903978

>>16903959
>So MGE humans are just straight up genetically inferior to us?
No way to tell due to it being a fictional settings. They could be inferior to us, they could be equal to us and the monsters being that much stronger, or they could be Olympian Gods tier with everything above turning into a DBZ power level arms race. It's a fictional porn setting, you're not supposed to think so hard about it.

>> No.16903981
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16903981

>>16903965
Bapho ass.

>> No.16903982

>>16903959
They can use magic and shit.

>> No.16903983

>>16903959
They still have that 'Human Spirit' and with the help of the gods' blessings have pushed back against the Monsters in previous cycles.
They also even without the blessings of the gods have become extremely technologically advanced in previous cycles. In fact that's why the Monsters then get a boost, to keep Humanity from getting too gud.
That's on you if you wanna see that as some huge negative though, not what I take away from it at all.

>> No.16903984

>>16903973
I'm just discussing canon, you retarded buttongrel.

>> No.16903989

>>16903965
What does this pose and posture communicate? I don't speak shortstack.
I'd love to learn to speak shortstack if this is a common gesture.

>> No.16904000

>>16903983
I love how the gods fear humans a bit. They get too advanced and stop praying, so the CG just goes to the monster's side.

>> No.16904001
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16904001

>>16903981
Don't call your Ittan-Momen wife a cumrag.

>> No.16904017

>>16904001
God Barb made her look so fucking hot here.
I want to FUCK her THIGHS. her GHOST THIGHS.
I love Tittan-momen so much.

>> No.16904029

>>16904000
>DL wants humans turned into incubi
>Gods let monsters genocide humans if they get too good but still demand they pray to them
Man, MGE humans might as well be in the fucking Alamo.

>> No.16904032

>>16904029
Incubi are still human.
If you're a woman, you'll have to deal with it. But you're a woman, so.

>> No.16904038

>>16904001
what about coke hogging slut?

>> No.16904045

>>16904029
still better than drakenguard.

>> No.16904046

>>16904032
Says the Alp.

>> No.16904047

>>16904017
I wonder, would an Ittan-Momen let you use her physical body as a scarf? I bet she'd find that real intimate.

>> No.16904054

>>16904046
is alp yuri a thing?

>> No.16904056

>>16904017
She's indeed quite gorgeous.
>>16904038
I mean, if she likes to party she likes to party.

>> No.16904057

>>16904045
To be fair, being better than the Drakengard/Nier setting isn't a high bar to reach.

>> No.16904062

>>16904045
For sure. At least we would be fucking happily.

>> No.16904070

>>16904045
I don't know about drakenguard, Do I want to know or is it a bit TOO grimdark?

>> No.16904071

>>16904054
No. That's dangerous ground you're treading on anon, don't ask that question again.

>> No.16904075

>>16904047
>Sitting on a park bench in winter
>Passerby give you weird looks as your eyes are closed, hands up near your neck, and your mouth is moving weird
>Your scarf is actually your Ittan-Momen wife, as her arms draped around your neck, her ghost body sitting high on your lap and chest, passionately moaning into your mouth and rubbing up against you as you make out
>People comment how it seems like you never get cold

>> No.16904078

>>16904071
well why is daughter molesting ok but that not?

>> No.16904083

>>16904070
It's the nier/drakengard route, where it's humans suffering until they all die.

>> No.16904085

>>16904078
Fuck off

>> No.16904088

>>16904078
That's not okay either anon.

>> No.16904092

>>16904078
Because it involves one dick.

>> No.16904096

>>16904078
People have their reasons, probably mainly because it takes the guy out of the equation.
As earlier in this thread revealed, there's a high amount of a specific kind of self-inserting folks in these threads, and as such they don't want any part of it.
Its just something that's been like that for a long time and causes huge shitstorms whenever it's suggested or brought up, so its not worth really trying to make a case for it.
It's weird, because yeah, there are plenty of things that are much 'stranger' or 'more fetishy' than it, but its more about the reasons people are in for this stuff.

>> No.16904108

>>16904096
I self insert as the girl sometimes

>> No.16904117

>>16903950
I always figured it was a sort of anti spiral situation where if humans or monsters become too numerous they can pose a threat to the gods themselves, hence why each species managed to keep each other in check.

>> No.16904120

>>16904078
because you can fuck your daughter but you can't fuck a lesbian.
without them fighting back i mean.

>> No.16904122

>>16904108
Out.

>> No.16904135

>>16904108
>>16904122
>>16904078
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>> No.16904136

>>16904096
Yuri is shit for faggots and yurifags are literally tumblr. Any discussion about anything with a number of those self hating tranny-lite faggots involved turns to shit.

>> No.16904138

>>16904108
We all got our 'hing.

>> No.16904142
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16904142

> A man calls his Ochi
> "Remember when you told me I could command you anything?"
> Yes Aruji-Dono
> "Does that mean, anything as, ANYTHING?"
> The Ochis heart begin racing.
> "H-hai! Anything."
> "Well it is just that..... I have always wanted to do this but, I have never found anyone willing to do it with me..."
> "Oh Aruji-Dono! You can ask me anything, please! Dont hold back your wishes from me!"
> "Well.... okay, please meet me at my room at 8."
> "H-HAI!" She yells, trying to hold back happy tears.
> She goes back to her place. She takes a bath and after that puts on the kimono she knows he likes and spends the day masturbating thinking of her lord.
> The time has come, she puts some perfume giving herself an alluring scent and rush to meet her lord. She feels so nervous, yet so happy. It felt surreal. She had over and over thought about how she would seduce him as soon as he declared he wanted her as a woman. She would perform a sexy dance brandishing her naginata, showing off both her feminity and warrior skills. She would skillfully shred open up his clothes with her weapon, slowly disrobe him as she dance and end it with her asking his aruji-dono to disarm her and take off her kimono.
> "How will he be like?" she thinks for herself.
> "Will he be dominant and show off his masculinity? Or will he be submissive and have me mount him as I attain my ultimate victory as a warrior by making hot war with his body and conquering him?"
> Her body heats up equally at the thought of either scenario.
> She arrives at his door, takes a few seconds to calm herself down and gently knocks.
> "Come in."
> She steps through the door, her eyed widen.
> "?! Ma-master what is this?!"
> "Thanks for coming. You see, I always wanted to paint a life portrait of someone. But it takes such a long time and is so tiring no one agrees to hold the same pose for so long. Now turn around and stay still, it will likely take me several hours so I can paint a successful portrait."

>> No.16904149

>>16904142
>Heart begin racing
>Body heats up
https://youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A
I'm sorry, you are thinking of a Samurai, not an Ochimusha monstergirl.

>> No.16904151

>>16904136
Honestly there's a difference between people who are fine with yuri and think it's hot and straight up yurifags. The problem is that allowing the first attracts the second and no one wants that.

>> No.16904169

>>16904142
That was good anon. But really wouldn't the Ochimusha be prideful anyway? Q portrait of her that could get hung in master's house. That's got to be honourable shit right there. Of course it's not sex and could never equate to it. But atleast it's something.

>> No.16904171

>>16904142
>Ochimusha fretting and fussing to make herself look and smell and fell all perfect for a date with her lord
A cute thought.

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16904240

"You did what with my scythe?"
Well, what did you do with it anon? It's a powrrful magical item.

>> No.16904243

>>16904240
I hid it from her. But she can have it back.

>> No.16904244

>>16904240
I masturbated onto it.

>> No.16904247

Shitposters broke Melon.

>> No.16904249

>>16904240
I put it on the highest shelf I could find. Little girls shouldn't be playing with such dangerous things.

>> No.16904254

>>16904240
its on the top shelve

>> No.16904260

>>16904240
Top of the fridge.

>> No.16904267

>>16904247
It wasn't shitposting.

>> No.16904278

>>16904247
Should've drawn Komodo

>> No.16904291

>>16904247
Be glad you didn't see what it was that broke him.

>> No.16904295

>>16904249
>>16904254
>>16904260
Sooner or later people will learn to stop using physical distance against magically inclined girls due to how woefully ineffective it is.
But not today.

>> No.16904301

>>16904240
i sold it
i need a new pc darnit

>> No.16904303

>>16904247
>>16904267
>>16904291
Explain

>> No.16904304

>>16904295
Can you hear that? Is a Bapho pouting.

>> No.16904309

>>16904304
You guys tried the same shit with Liches and it looked just as dumb.

>> No.16904315

>>16904240
You're focusing on the wrong part. Yes, the scythe is gone, but look at how much candy we got for it!

>> No.16904324

>>16904309
I wonder if Baphos get their familiars to grab things on high places.

>> No.16904334

>>16904303
Shoggocks, Lose, and Miiafag broke Melon

>> No.16904337

>>16904324
now i imagine a tower of familiars and a bafo trying to get something out of a tree and anon shows up with a ladder.

>> No.16904361

>>16904337
Or a witch in a broom comes flying to help. Little girls are cute.

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>>16904361
Design an adventuring party/harem of five members.
Must have one Loli (Or shortstack if you're fussy about that), one Non-combatant (Either a merchant, escort/noblewoman clout, etc) and one Onee-San (Or milf/ara-ara if you're fussy about that).
Go!

>> No.16904387

>>16904382
Didn't mean to reply. That's twice I've fucked that up today, jeeze.

>> No.16904392

I'm confused as to why people all of a sudden like Baphomet.

>> No.16904396

>>16904392
She's got the mary sue of loli vaginas anon, everyone must have at least some desire to know what that's like.

>> No.16904409

>>16904382
>>16904387
No worry anon. I'll build my party for you.

A Familiar alchemist, a Taku strategist, a Dark Mage, a Wolfu and a Dragon.

>> No.16904415
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16904415

>>16904392
I always liked them, glad to see people coming around to the perfection of goats.

>> No.16904420

>>16904396
>Anon spent his whole life wondering about Baphomet pussy
>He finally manages to score one
>It's so tight that he cums from insertion alone
>She gets smug and laughs
>Tells to go have fun with a Witch or Familiar because he can't handle goat pussy

>> No.16904421

>>16904409
Cool!
What kind of alchemist? Laughing maniacally while tossing vials and flasks of liquids and hornifying acids at enemies?
Does the Taku call all the shots from the backlines while hiding out of sight?

>> No.16904424

Wurmfag here, just got home after 3 months of being abroad for work. Has there been any good Wurm content posted?

>> No.16904426
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16904426

>>16904420

>> No.16904436
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16904436

>>16899602
i dont know anymore

I'm opening slots again
emails wouldnt stop ._.

>> No.16904444

>>16904436
Are you fixed?

>> No.16904447

>>16904436
You ok now Melon?

Also it look great, good job. It's actually quite a cute picture.

>> No.16904448

>>16904436
please don't be sad

>> No.16904450

>>16904421
She was dispatched from the sabbath to test some potions and create some new ones. She is more of a genki type that goes for downed enemies with a sadistic smile and provides a lot of support for the group.

And yes, the cow normally stays hidden but sometimes she tries to learn the enemy's strategy.

>> No.16904451

>>16904424
Wurmchan died. No more Wurm content forever.

>> No.16904456

>>16904436
sasuga melon and sasuga kdf

>> No.16904457

>>16904382
Baphomet battlemage, Wight noblewoman and an Apophis onee-san.

>> No.16904459

>>16904426
Sabbath teaching N°52:
>If your onii-chan seems frail make sure that he feels safe by showing him your most confident smug whenever he shows signs of weakness

>> No.16904460

>>16904382
Devil Summoner, can bring forth her Imp friends temporarily and uses them to corrupt human women we come across
Kejouro Maiden being escorted back home to her sickly husband, cooks great meals for the party during camp
Kraken Onee-san rogue (she uses her ink to create darkness out of which to toss daggers or disguise her moves from) and dotes like it's nobody's business
Centaur Barbarian who is simply looking for glory and adventure but has a soft spot for children
Glacies Healer who constantly reminds people that ice-magic is totally tuned for healing and to stop disrespecting the culture of her people

>> No.16904465

>>16903533
you need to go back to monoruses discord.
>>16903547
> le pro kobold daughteru fuckeru XDDD post.

>> No.16904471

>>16904436
You opened more slots?
How many are left? I might want to commission more then.

>> No.16904478

>>16904436
Kobold, anubi and gazers. Are you ready?

>> No.16904480

>>16904471
right now?
all of em

>>16904478
as ready as i'll ever be

>> No.16904486

>>16904480
>all of em
So 15 more?

... Okay, now to figure out what exactly I want to commission.

>> No.16904494

>>16904480
Ko*mo*do

>> No.16904495

>>16904451
Lying isn't very nice

>> No.16904502

>>16904495
She fell off a cliff after saving a school bus. She's gone.

>> No.16904507

>>16904486
sure

>> No.16904511

>>16904480
How 2 Commision. I've never done one, and I think I have money.

>> No.16904512

>>16904502
If Wurm-chan actually fell off a cliff, the surroundings would be more hurt than her
You could even throw a Wurmling off a balcony, she'd be fine and ask you to do it again

>> No.16904517

>>16904480
I was listening to the stream. Did you chance the price to 30$ per pic or did I hear wrong?

>> No.16904518

>>16904511
email me, dA note me or discord pm me just send in deets, we talk about jewry for a bit then wait for a bit then you get waifu

>> No.16904523

>>16904517
It's not nice to eavesdrop Anon.

>> No.16904524

>>16904511
Just message him on DA or use the email he lists there and tell him what you want/give reference pics if needed.

>> No.16904525

>>16904517
per chara
this is basically normal rates since it aint the sketch run anymore

>> No.16904530

>>16903547
>>16903541
>>16903533

You know that he's a pedophile who is trying to justify his actions by doing it to something "Not real." Even worse if he thinks otherwise.

Praising this behavior is dangerous because he will eventually act it out upon someone in the real world and someone is going to get hurt. Everyone has their sick little fetishes but there are some lines that should not be crossed, let alone encouraged.

What is wrong with you people?

>> No.16904531

>>16904512
She fell in a truck carrying broccoli and it poisoned her. They tried feeding her candy, but the it was too late.

>> No.16904544

>>16904530
Go be weird somewhere else.

>> No.16904549

>>16904524
Name of deviantart? I don't know much about drawfags.

>> No.16904551

>>16904525
I'm guessing it's still only sketches, right?

>> No.16904553
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16904553

>>16904530
>he will eventually act it out upon someone in the real world and someone is going to get hurt.
Aw man is it time to lobby against violent video games again?

>> No.16904557

>>16904530
Oh this is just precious.

>> No.16904559

So why do we have to hate the shit writers like Shog, Bob, and Machine?

>> No.16904561

There's no reason to want to fuck your own daughter when you could just fuck any other loli if that's you're thing.

They're all loli, so why do you need the "she's my daughter" part, huh?

>> No.16904562

>>16904530
Breathe, anon.

>> No.16904563

>>16904549
it's in the description of his stream that was linked earlier in the thread. just so you know.
http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/

>> No.16904564

>>16904531
>Anon and his Wurm wife share a nice dinner
>She get's curious about the weird green things Anon is always eating
>She picks a piece of broccoli and smells it
>Spends the rest of the night crying and being afraid of the "evil little trees"

>> No.16904566

>>16904561
Cuz it makes my peepee big
Fuck outta here

>> No.16904568

>>16904551
sketches to lineart

maybe simple coloring but that requires jewry negotiations

>> No.16904570

>>16904559
Have you read their stuff?
That's why.

>> No.16904572

>>16904559
Why not
I don't have a problem with Shoggocks particularly but whatever

>> No.16904574

>>16904544
>>16904553
>>16904557
>defending a degenerate that constantly says he will fuck his daughter on discord.

Obnoxious faggots will cling to KDF's shit tier fetishes.

not even wockfag, gazerfag, and mia fag want to deal with that weirdo with issues.

>> No.16904578

>>16904566
Pedoshitter

>> No.16904581

>>16904561
>so why do you need the "she's my daughter" part
I mean, I don't.
That's exclusive to a select few oddballs here.

>> No.16904582

>>16904530
>complaining about lolicons on fucking jp
laughing at u

>> No.16904583

>Melon calling out Grigori on stream.

>> No.16904585

>>16904583
GOOD. Based Melon.

>> No.16904586

>>16904563
>Already closed. Damn.

>> No.16904588

>>16904561
>>16904562
>>16904566
>>16904582

> stop kinkshaming me!

>> No.16904589

>>16904574
Why do I care what namefags think?
Go suck their dicks off in that chat some more.

>> No.16904592

>>16904589
>ignoring the fact that kdf is pushing his shit tier fetishes on this thread.

found the faggot.

>> No.16904597

>>16904588
You're not even casting into the water at this point I literally announced when I was baiting someone earlier in the thread and it wasn't as transparent as this brah

>> No.16904599

>>16904586
That's old tho. Here's a link to his sketch run page.
http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/journal/Sketch-Comms-3-Electric-Bugaloo-672320184
And besides, he JUST said that he will do sketch/line art for 30$ per char. So that commission thing is irrelevant.

>> No.16904600

>>16904592
>pushing
I don't think he's ever once said "you guys should try fucking your daughterus" or anything along that line.

>stop posting what I don't like

>> No.16904601

>>16904597
> Please I'm simply a man who wants to fuck his daughter. This is a safeplace for tumblr.

>> No.16904602

>>16904599
Wonder why the sudden explosion in commissions from Melon. Money situation tight?

>> No.16904603

>>16904592
The fucker is getting commissions, there is nothing wrong with that. If the "true waifufags" care about it then leave them be.

>> No.16904606

>>16904600
> stop shaming me!

>> No.16904607

>>16904586
thats the deets for the first run, this is another run but just for mostly MG people because most of my emails that i answered to before were MG related.

>> No.16904610

>>16904599
Nevermind, I saw his email. Now we play the waiting game.

>> No.16904611

>>16904600
Literally this. KDF has said on numerous occasions that he doesn't care that anons like different things. He's never pushed daughteru dicking outside of talking about his own.

>> No.16904614

>>16904600
He's posting about it, that's what passes for forcing here.

>> No.16904617

>Faggots want to allow the one pure thing about monstergirls to be tarnished
Fucking daughterufuckers.

>> No.16904620

>>16904602
I don't know about that. He was just going to do 15 but apparently people kept sending him requests. So I think he just went "Sure, but it's not a sketch run so it costs like normal now".

>> No.16904625

Do people actually think that it's KDF posting all the daughteru stuff? You all aren't this stupid right?

>> No.16904626

>>16904611
>defending a super autistic namefag.

begone discordfag.

>> No.16904630

>>16904617
t. haven't read the source material

>> No.16904632
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16904632

>>16904572
>Spoiler

>> No.16904634

He's going all out.

>> No.16904635

>>16904630
>you have to accept everything in the source material
so you'll take a mantango or sith waifu right?

>> No.16904636

>>16904625
a bunch of retarded discordfags are pushing his fetish here.

>>16904630
> I want to spread the dark elf headcannon on everything that moves in mge.

Penis taking over your head, that's some severe headcannon you have going there.

>> No.16904637

>>16904630
Up your ass with your source material, my dude. A well-molded headcanon is better in every way.

>> No.16904638

>KDF stops biting the bait
>his fanclub resorts to more extreme measures
You guys are really autistic.

>> No.16904641

>normalfag assrage intensifies

>> No.16904642

>>16904638
>You guys are really autistic.
Yes? Are you new here or something? This is a cesspool of autism.

>> No.16904644

>>16904635
It's an option, like everything else.

>> No.16904649

>>16904638
This as fuck.

>> No.16904654

>>16904641
>Impotent headcannon faggot is mad the setting isn't all incestfaggotry.

>> No.16904655

And the thread burns. Here I sit from my balcony, watching it burn. So how bout them Kesan Pasarans? Imagine getting caught in a gale and having twenty of them all latch onto you at once. Very dizzy experience.

>> No.16904657

>>16904649
>as fuck.
Don't try to make memes ever again.

>> No.16904668

>>16904001
>Anon finished showering after a good workout at the MGC gym
>Grabs a towel to dry himself
>Suddenly it starts to wrap itself on his lower half and stroking him

Those sneaky towels

>> No.16904669

>>16904638
KDFs fanclub needs to be told to fuck off when they decide to bring his name up again,

>> No.16904670

So

lilims?

>> No.16904671

>>16904670
SHIT

>> No.16904672

>>16904654
As this point I have no clue what you're arguing for.
Nobody is required to fuck their daughterus, but it's something that can happen and does.
You keep acting like its existence in the setting means you are REQUIRED to fuck your daughteru, when nobody (except you) ever implied that was the case.

>> No.16904674
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16904674

>>16904670
No, Succubus.
I love vanilla Succubus. They are the best.

>> No.16904677

>>16904671
YOU

>> No.16904678

>>16904638
>>16904669
It's gotten to the point where they're ruining the thread more than he ever did. As QS or as KDF.

>> No.16904679

>>16904670
The good ones are those who try to find genuine romance and don't try to destroy civilization when they get rejected or undergo a temper tantrum.

>> No.16904681

>>16904670
See >>16904674

>> No.16904682

>>16904655
KPs are highly underrated. They are basically rare drug lolis.

>> No.16904683

>>16904674
I want to lick and slurp the fluids from that crevasse. God DAMN.

>> No.16904684

>>16904655
I'd sniff one.

>> No.16904685

>>16904668
>'Ara, ara~ so sweaty"
Damn milfrag.
A cute though

>> No.16904686

>>16904670
They are wonderful. I want to go on a vacation in a pocket dimension with one.

>> No.16904690

>>16904677
NO U

>> No.16904691

>>16904670
Yes, Lilims!

Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.16904695

>>16904682
Like magical cocaine carried by the wind!
>>16904684
I would too, just to see what effects I get. And I bet she'd be all cheery from the attention she gets. Maybe she'd dance in my hand or something!

>> No.16904696

>>16904674
I want a busty goth-Oppai succubus girlfriend!

>> No.16904698

>>16904668
I remember that anon who went to swim and monsters got his towels. Lucky guy ended up in the same situation.

>> No.16904699

>>16904696
Here's a man with good taste.
Goth Succubus are absolutely amazing

>> No.16904705

>>16904691
What would happen if Anon puts of posters saying Lilims are shit at the Demon Realm capital? Or better yet, on the DL's castle.

>> No.16904708

>>16904699
Oh god this. Black lipstick on a pale succubus

>> No.16904710

>>16904708
Lipstick and succubus are a match made in heaven.

>> No.16904711

>>16904705
Anon gets SPADED

>> No.16904712

>>16904705
One-way trip to Pandemonium.

>> No.16904713

>>16904705
They would hunt him down.

>> No.16904717

>>16904674
Succubi are way too lewd, they are for horny teenagers and perverted old men

>> No.16904718

Undead girls! Are you hot at night? Just cuddle your undead girl. She's nice and cool.

>> No.16904724

>>16904718
I wonder if Pharaohs are cool? They say they're undead in the profile, but I always envisioned them as having a warm body, because of their connection to the Sun god.

>> No.16904727

>>16904698
Make sure to check your towel if it's sentient. Especially when you're in Zipangu.

>> No.16904731

>>16904718
You just gotta get some of those blue flames that are always hanging around kitsune. Those are cool, right?

>>16904724
Warm if they've been hanging around in the sun, cool otherwise.

>> No.16904733

>>16904718
Do you think think zombie griffons can rival zombie dragons in softness? I don't know why but I've really been wanting to see what one would be like lately.

>> No.16904735

So, apparently Melon said he would accept NieR:Automata payment for a commission or something.
I wasn't really paying attention.

>> No.16904736

>>16904724
Maybe she's that one exception and she's warm? Then again if she was extra warm then at night you're going to be cuddling your royal radiator to protect against the desert cold.

>> No.16904737

>>16904718
Wait, aren't undeads and reptile at room temperature?
You'd need a Yuki-Onna for comfy cold cuddles

>> No.16904741

>>16904735
t. futafag

>> No.16904742

>>16904727
I wouldn't mind getting anal from a lewd towel that was waiting in there.

>> No.16904744

>>16904708
>>16904708
>>16904710
>Succubus with pale, alabaster white skin and black lipstick
>Full breasts with perky pink nipples topping them, their firmness undeniably accentuating her erotic appeal
>Hips and thighs that're wide enough to give her somewhat of a motherly, hourglass figure
>A literal walking wet dream if Anon could ever imagine one
>TFW she turns to look at him as she passes by, as if she noticed his arousal, his mind flooded with lewd images of their coupling
>TFW you will never get smashed and married to a Succubus like that, waking up with lipstick marks all over your shaft and balls, as well as hickeys on your neck and clavicle

>> No.16904747

>>16904741
I just like hearing them do the equivalent to verbal shitposting.
And don't you judge me. I don't bring it up in the thread.

>> No.16904752

>>16904733
Griffons probably lose their feathers, so they wouldn't be as comfy and soft.

>Ruining griffons with undead

>> No.16904758

>>16904735
Quick! Send him a code!

>> No.16904760

>>16904436
Email or dA note for commission request? What is your email?

>> No.16904768

>>16904705
Although i'm depressed im not that suicidal, also i'd prefer to at least try not to be raped before i find my waifu.

Why? Because lilims A SHIT.

>> No.16904771

>>16904733
Sounds interesting, but sad that even in the afterlife, Dragons have to deal with competition for being the softest.

>>16904737
Are they? That sucks, I like the cool side of the pillow.

>>16904731
Sounds dangerous to go that near to a Kitsune.

>> No.16904774

>>16904760
>>16904599

>> No.16904775

>>16904718
I want to cool down my face by nuzzling a Lich' cute chilly footsies!

>> No.16904778

>>16904768
>Anon actually tries to piss off a lilim to have her pay him a visit, only to greet her with a kissu
The plot thickens

>> No.16904787

>>16904695
Kesaran Pesaran Yakui when? I want to watch her foam at the mouth when she OD's and irrumate her.

>> No.16904793

>>16904768
You are going to lose your purity no matter what.

>> No.16904794

>>16904744
Hrrnng
Bonus points if she acts all mysterious and goth, but the morning after is super cuddly and girly until she magics on her dark makeup and attire.
I need it!

>> No.16904801

>>16904778
But anon my waifu is a dragon.

There was a plot twist none of you saw coming, i actually really do slightly like lilims.
Its just we talk about them too fucking much.

>> No.16904804

>>16904752
I like to think that they keep their feathers as undead but they change colours to reflect the lack of life.
>>16904771
They don't exactly have to compete, zombie dragon and zombie griffon could share a man. The softness would probably be too much to handle though.

>> No.16904806

>>16904744
Hello boner

>> No.16904808

Melon streaming the discord voice was a mistake.

>> No.16904811

>>16904771
>Are they?
I'm not an expert on thermodynamics but I'm almost certain they'd always be cooler than room temperature because it takes way longer for them to warm up than to cool down
It wouldn't be that big of a difference though, maybe 15°c at most

>> No.16904818

>>16904744
>spoiler
All of my want. She better have a serious marking fetish of comically extreme proportions

>> No.16904820

>>16904775
She might get a bit annoyed at that.

>> No.16904821

>>16904801
Are you trying to piss off a lilim, only to have her visit you to instead ask her for help in monsterizing someone into a dragon?

>> No.16904822
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16904822

>>16904771
>Sounds dangerous to go that near to a Kitsune.
Oh come on, Youko give Inari a bad rap. Inari are good girls.
The main problem is you can't really tell the difference between the two by appearance alone.

>> No.16904824

>>16904744
>Spoiler
Yes... YES!

>> No.16904829

>>16904808
No, it's the greatest thing ever.

>> No.16904830

>>16904821
hahahahaha... No. I dont really want to be gut punched again by waifu.

>> No.16904831

>>16904744
Does she wear lace drapeage on her wings and tail and make candles burning dark flames hover around her?

>> No.16904848

>>16904820
Watching her lovely, annoyed pout through the gaps between her cute little toes as I rub my nose along the chilly little balls of her feet.

>> No.16904853

>>16904830
You have some guts calling lilims shit. They will probably give you a extra lusty punch.

But hey, I'm sure your dragon waifu would be impressed.

>> No.16904859

>>16904804
A dragon Zombie and a zombie griffon? Anon that's a lot of soft, you may just slip into a coma just by feeling them.

>>16904811
Can you put your undead in the fridge?

>>16904822
Do you think they'd let you borrow some blue magic fire if you asked nicely? Just stay away from the old cc one, shell trade your love for it.

>> No.16904865

What about goth kitsune?

>> No.16904868

>>16904859
>Can you put your undead in the fridge?
Yes but it's bullying and none of them would consent to it unless it was your fetish

>> No.16904872

>>16904865
White hair, goth loli clothing that shows off her massive ass, eyeliner and black lipstick.

>> No.16904873

>>16904859
I'm sure you could exchange for some. The only costly part is probably getting a suitable container for it, so it won't dissipate.
That said, you should be VERY cautious if some of the flames in the area follow you away of their own volition.
http://mgewiki.com/images/d/d9/Kitsune-bi_0.jpg

>> No.16904874

>>16904829
How did it turn out? What were their voices like?

>> No.16904879

>>16904848
Come on anon. She's hundreds of years old, capable of wielding powerful magic, and studying the bond between life and death. So of course she gets upset when she gets a man that's only obsessed with her feet. It's not what she suspected at all.

>> No.16904886
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16904886

What kind of fairy is this

>> No.16904887

>>16904859
>A dragon Zombie and a zombie griffon? Anon that's a lot of soft, you may just slip into a coma just by feeling them.
I wouldn't be able to get out of bed after being sandwiched between them, how is a man supposed to deal with that amount of soft?

>> No.16904888

>>16904879
I can't help it, her feet are just too beautiful. Besides, won't having them rubbed and having warm footbaths make it easier for her to relax while working? And milking me for ingredients with her feet is so much more clean than using her mouth or her holes! There's literally no contamination of the semen when it's only her freshly bathed feet touching my dick!

>> No.16904890

>>16904886
The best kind. I want to make her hug my dick and masturbate with her.

>> No.16904891

>>16904868
Oh, well atleast you could strap packs of ice to her before you sleep.

>>16904873
It's a risky job but a high reward

>> No.16904892

>>16904853
>be impressed

The only two people allowed to punch me are my waifu and myself.

>> No.16904893

>>16904886
It's a kill yourself fairy.

>> No.16904896

>>16904886
Colloquially referred to as 'Courtney Loves'

>> No.16904897

>>16904886
A pragmatic one.

>> No.16904900

>>16904886
The suicide fairy, she will tell you of all the wonderful ways you can end your life

>>16904891
In the case your undead is a Dragon Zombie you can simply let her have ice cream for dinner a big large tub of it, and then you can enjoy comfy cold cuddles
Ghouls would probably do the trick as well

>> No.16904902

>>16904886
Do it faget fairy

>> No.16904909
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16904909

Would you marry a chuuni?

>> No.16904915

>>16904909
Would you marry an ass burger or an autist?

>> No.16904920

>>16904909
Of coursh

>> No.16904922

>>16904909
Can't marry something that doesn't exist fag.

>> No.16904923

>>16904887
You don't deal with it. You accept it, experience heaven anon.

>>16904900
>comfy cold cuddles

Actually sounds very comfy indeed, especially nice since it's getting up to summer now. Feeding my dragon zombie ice cream would be really cute. I wonder what the cashier is thinking though when I'd buy hundreds of tubs of ice cream with a very happy girl at my side.

>> No.16904927

>>16904909
Yes. I would put up with it since I find it cute and funny.

>> No.16904929

>>16904909
Of course. I'd love all the roleplay and cosplay sex.

>> No.16904934

>>16904920
>Bane-themed marriage

Only a Phantom would be able to make something like this possible.

>> No.16904935

>>16904909
I'd put on a play just to propose to one

>> No.16904941

>>16895094
But ochimusha have that weird bone arm. Kunoichi is the superior taste.

>> No.16904943
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>>16904909

>> No.16904970

>>16904909
She'd make a whole scene out of it, but yes
Phantoms deserve as much love as Wights get

>>16904923
>when I'd buy hundreds of tubs of ice cream with a very happy girl at my side.
Oh man, that sounds so cute
Dragon Zombies are top 10 most adorable species

>> No.16904972

>>16904909
>>16904943
Since there's a do it faget fairy above, is it possible to have a Chunni fairy?

>Needs more lasers!

>> No.16904975

>>16904934
>WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU SAID YOUR VOWS, WHATS THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN
>Kissing this bride, WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.16904982

>>16904923
>You don't deal with it. You accept it, experience heaven anon.
Heaven is a good way of describing it, I guess it would last until they decided to to wake me up in a lewd way.

>> No.16904998

>>16904909
Only if I never see her coming.

>> No.16905002

>>16904982
It's making me feel all lovey dovey imagining what being sandwiched between them would be like. Their bodies pressing up against you and their squishy flesh pressing to the indents of your body. The tight but gentle embrace of them both and the cooing to sleep they'd give you.

>> No.16905013
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16905013

>>16904886
The kind that rightfully mocks you for your tastes. Sometimes called the depression fairy, or a 'conscience.'

>> No.16905014

>>16904998
You’re done in
By the time it’s hit you, your last surprise

>> No.16905017

>Ywn wake up to an Anubis pulling the sheets off your bed and telling you that you need to get ready on time
>ywn have an Anubis improve you and make you a better man

>> No.16905020

>>16905014
You think you got your game planned out. To a T, yet I'm two steps ahead.

>> No.16905022

>>16904818
>>16904831
>>16904824
Who cares when Shoggy wrote that

>> No.16905023

>>16905017
>Tell her I'm studying for my partial exams
>She walks into me shitposting on 4chan

What would she do?

>> No.16905024
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16905024

Time for a bit of exercise, what do you think /jp/?
http://i.imgur.com/G5Iz8c5.png

>> No.16905033

>>16905024
Only for Komodos. They should go on diets.

>> No.16905036

>>16905024
Pinky out means classy, right?

>> No.16905037
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16905037

>>16905002
I can't describe how much I want this.

The great thing is that they would be the perfect way to cool down on warm days like today too. Their cold skin and their chilly breath could be more than welcome, then you could return the favour in the winter by warming them up.

>> No.16905038

>>16905024
Did she forget her cat? Or did the cat forget it was gym day?

>> No.16905042

>>16905036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHhvZW37PhI

>> No.16905043

>>16905024
Noice

>> No.16905045

>>16905024
I share water bottles with my waifu already. But them those lilims are way too fucking hot.

>> No.16905046

>>16905023
Either mummy curse if you're getting ripped from your computer.

>> No.16905047

>>16905038
She probably went to the gym to give her cat some alone time with a man.

>> No.16905056

>>16905038
Crack heads don't go to the gym.

>> No.16905068
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16905068

>> No.16905069

>>16905024
She looks like she's enjoying that bottle of water. Almost like she's trying to advertise it.

>>16905037
This is what love about undead girls, you can be her radiator in the winter and she can be your personal cool side of the pillow in the summer. When it's two undead girls then that's just even better. Just imagining their cool skin and ice cold breathe is making me feel cooler. With every whisper you'd feel it run down your neck.

If I get two pillows, crack a window open and put myself in the right position, I can replicate it

>> No.16905082

>>16905024
Of course monster girls would exercise topless, it just makes sense!

>> No.16905084

>>16905068
Unf.

>> No.16905086

>>16905069
The whispering part is really cute yet arousing. Like the zombie griffon whispering something intimate and the zombie dragon whispering something equally sweet in the other, followed by cool kisses along your neck or on your cheeks.

Glad I'm not the only one who does silly things like that.

>> No.16905087

>>16905082
>monstergirls bumping into just to demand you take responsibility

>> No.16905091

>>16905082
They want you to get lured in by their bouncy chests

>> No.16905098

>>16905086
>cool kisses along your neck or on your cheeks.

That lewd! You can squirm, moans and beg for them to stop, but they know you love it. It would feel like ice cubes getting dabbed on your body. This kind of light teasing makes me diamonds.

>> No.16905104

>>16905091
I'd bump into them way too much.

>> No.16905111

>>16905082
>>16905091
>Dire big brown Minotaur with massive milkers bouncing up and down topless while jumping rope, constantly stealing looks at you and winking
Guide my dick. I'd pull on those nipplerings like old-school castle knockers.

>> No.16905114

>>16905082
Not really. Sports bras aren't just for show. They keep breasts from spazzing out during a workout.

>> No.16905130

>>16905098
Don't forgot their hands which would be resting on either your chest or stomach as they hug you, and their legs as they intertwine with yours. They could get lewder at any time but they leave that to you as they continue to tease.

>> No.16905134

>>16905046
You should also fully expect her to watch over you for a little while. She just wants to make sure you actually do your work and stop shitposting; it's not like she enjoys sitting next to you and guiding you through difficult questions or when you thank her for her help or anything.

>> No.16905138

>>16905024
I have to confess, I have a waifu but if a lilim offered me sex I wouldn't be able to refuse. God why are they so hot with those beautiful white wings and tail and that black scera? Sex must be insane too with the amounts of magic going on.

>> No.16905154

>>16905138
Lilims get a bad rep but I really doubt there's a lot of people who would turn down a high level, literal sex demon if given the chance to fuck one.

>> No.16905161

>>16904943
I want to take her to an Undead Ball!

>> No.16905166

>>16905111
>Big loop nipplerings
You fucking patrician. Would you pull on them as she's cowgirling you?

>> No.16905172

>>16905154
Just looking at that Mari pick got me going, imagine if I actually saw her like that. I would be impossible to resist.

>> No.16905174

So demon silver weapons basically function like merciful weapons from DnD right?

>> No.16905178

>>16905138
>i have a waifu
hope she isn't a yandere snek slut

>> No.16905191

>>16905166
Oh buddy, you fucking know it. I'd do pullups on those things while fucking her as she crushes me with her huge muscles and slaps her mino-hips into me. Pure unhindered snu-snu, sweaty as hell and grunting everywhere. Fucking unf

>> No.16905196

>>16905178
They're not sluts

>> No.16905202

>>16905178
She isn't, don't worry about it.

Though I have to say, I think I might've been corrupted by the thread too. I was a fully monogamous man, but now with certain temptations I would end up fucking another girl.

>> No.16905204

>>16905178
>yandere
>slut

These are not things that mix anon

>> No.16905208

>>16905196
was talking about you

>> No.16905209

>>16905024
I'm trying but I can't hate that.

>> No.16905212

>>16905172
I don't blame you. Mari's probably the most tempting Lilim of the lot, even if it was just a one time thing I still would.

>> No.16905215

>>16905208
I laughed.

>> No.16905223

>>16905212
Oh for sure. I would just really hope that I wouldn't get addicted to her and I would probably feel bad afterwards. Still, it would be way to hard to resist.

>> No.16905233

>>16905191
Good man. You make that Dire mino blush and buy special nipplerings just for you, her stud husband. You're gonna be helping her get her third and fourth workout every day when she gets back from the gym from now on.

>> No.16905239
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16905239

Elves are silly.

>> No.16905250

>>16905223
I doubt Mari would do anything that would make you feel bad, it's a Lilim's job to spread happiness after all.

Maybe she could set you up with another monster girl after as a reward for giving her spirit energy.

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16905259

>>16905233
Yes, fuck yes, I need this! Why are huge dire minotaurs so fucking perfect?

>> No.16905264

>>16905250
You don't understand anon, I already have a waifu and I want to fuck Mari. Just being in her presence would make my dick go crazy for her, which is why I would feel bad.

>> No.16905266

>>16905204
See you have to be a slut for the yandere waifu!

>>16905154
But anon... i feel that lilims A SHIT.

>> No.16905271

>>16905259
Minotaur's are made for constantly making gains. Their profile says again and again that not just constantly are they having sex, but constantly eating as well.
Gains, on gains, on gains on gains on gains. You'll fuck, have a meal, then fuck again, then have another meal, then fuck until you pass out, then sleep in her huge embrace. Then wake up fucking, eat, fuck, eat, fuck, sleep, fuck...

>> No.16905272

>>16905264
>Just being in her presence would make my dick go crazy for her
All lilims have that aura. Even Mari's daughteru

>> No.16905276

>>16904583
What did he say?

>> No.16905285

>>16905264
You could always talk your waifu into a one time threesome with her, monster girls look up to Lilims with a great amount of respect so I'm sure that a lot of them would be up for such a thing.

>> No.16905289

>>16905271
>Dire minotaur gets even bigger because of all her gains of spirit energy with her new loving husband/cumpump
I NEED IT

>> No.16905290

>>16905114
Fucking mamonomana probably solves that issue.

>> No.16905293

>>16905272
Still, I would need to take her right there. I would force myself to resist but if she did the slightest tease it would be over.
I'm sure she wouldn't though.

>> No.16905294

>>16905114
>Sports bras aren't just for show.
but i like them

>> No.16905297 [DELETED] 

I want people who unironically defend people like KDF and Shoggocks to fuck off

>> No.16905308

>>16905290
>Can't even think of a solution himself
Mamono mana is the most boring handwavium for the most mundane shit.

>> No.16905315

>>16905297
you could just filter them

>> No.16905326

>>16905308
I agree. It's such a lazy plot device.

>> No.16905329

>>16905024
Looking good.

>> No.16905331

>>16905297
I don't care much either way, but constantly complaining is just annoying to everyone else as the thing you're complaining about

>> No.16905333

>>16905285
I guess, but I still think it would be bad and lilims are really fucking good at sex, having it with one would be dangerous. Well, as long as she didn't tease me I would bait.

>> No.16905335

>>16905326
well its not like mge is some deep story about the human condition or something
its a wish fufillment fantasy setting, it doesnt pretend to be anything else.

>> No.16905340

>>16905335
It's still stupid and an indicator of poor writing.

>> No.16905341

>>16905297
Complaining about them when they haven't actually done anything that hasn't been shitposted about before makes you worse than them my man.

>> No.16905347

>>16905297
I missed whathever happened with KDF so I dont really care
I'm so afraid to ask

>> No.16905351

>>16905347
Nothing actually, melon posted his commission and the thread went nuts for no apparent reason.

>> No.16905352

>>16905335
Well it doesn't have to be but at least it could have something that makes a sliver of sense (yeah I know it's a fantasy setting, but still).

It kinda makes the setting bland. What use is the setting if you get everything pronto through magic? Might as well just have the profiles...

>> No.16905358

>>16905347
KDF didn't do anything, it was his autistic little fanclub.

>> No.16905362

>>16905340
The automatic effects can be thought of as spells the Mamono Lord has built into the mana all monster girls have.

In any event, "mamono mana" need not be a blanket solution with no further details. If holding the boobs still is important then it'd be better to say a monster could use magic to basically function as a invisible bra. They're already constantly covered in a aura of mana leaking out of them, it would just take the skill to focus it for such a purpose.

>> No.16905365

>>16905293

Lilims are easy. Need more of a challenge.

>> No.16905372

>>16905365
>Lilims are easy.
You're the one who's easy, in their eyes.

>> No.16905378

>>16905333
It should be fine, it would just be more incentive for your waifu to fuck you harder than ever before after.

>> No.16905381

>>16905365
I don't think they are that easy, but I don't think she would tempt me either so it's probably fine.

>> No.16905385

>>16905372

Then they're right where I want them. When you know what they want and how to deal with them it all becomes that much easier.

>> No.16905394

>>16905378
That would definitely happen. I'd be stuck a good week with just my waifu raping me, making sure that she's the only thing on my mind. I'd probably get heart pupild if she marked me.

>> No.16905398

>you'll never adopt a demon orphan and dick her

>> No.16905421

>>16905394
Your waifu would probably feel pretty smug after doing that too. Being able to make a man who's been a with a lilim react like that, love is a powerful thing.

>> No.16905422

>>16905398
I'm sure she'd love her adoptive daddy very much.

>> No.16905446

>>16905421
If we were talking about a scenario were I gave in though, I think I would be done with a life of monogamy. But eh, I doubt my waifu would let me near a lilim like that.

>> No.16905451

>>16905381

If they see you're interested they'd definitely tempt you.

>> No.16905459

>>16905451
Surely they would let it pass for a married man.

>> No.16905533

do you think mge will ever get an h ova?
mgq managed to.

>> No.16905563

>>16905459

Depends on the Lilim. Some would find tempting a man to commit a transgression in order to lay with them to be exciting.

>> No.16905574

>>16905422
Of course, she would get both the family she never had and the husbando she always wanted at the same time.

>> No.16905580

>>16905563
No, they wouldn't. Read the fucking lore.

>> No.16905586

>>16905533
I'd say the money is there, but investing it in an OVA seems to be a terrible idea

It could happen as a fan project though

>> No.16905588

>>16905533
Fanmade maybe, Offical one endorsed by KC unlikely unless he finishes the game or ends MGE/takes a long break from making profiles.

>> No.16905593

>>16905580

That's with other mg's. I'm talking men who aren't with one. Don't jump to conclusions, bro.

>> No.16905600

>>16905586
>>16905588
I mean dont't you think that on some level an artist would like to see his creations moving about?

>> No.16905638

What is your waifu a slut for, /mgt/?

Hard mode: It can't be your dick, that's already a given.

>> No.16905642

>>16905638
My unending need to be coddled and have all the tasks in my life taken care of for me.

>> No.16905655

>>16905638
Bellyrubs! Also when I give her praise and treat her like a little puppy.

>> No.16905660

>>16905638
Headpats.

>> No.16905662

>>16905638
My lack of writing and suicidal tendencies

>> No.16905673

>>16905638
>It can't be your dick, that's already a given.
Says you

Also my blood

>> No.16905676

>>16905638
you know that scene where piccolo fights babidi and then cuts him in half but the funimation version with the Bruce Faulconer music?
that

>> No.16905684

>>16905673
>Needlessly contesting his affirmation of something that already holds true
Rude or just dumb?

>> No.16905691

>>16905638
Shes loves seeing how much i am broken and in need of protecting.Well her version of protecting, which is tying me down and cuddleraping me for a few days straight.

Most likely because i fuck up everything i attempt to do.

>>16905662
Hello my brother.

>> No.16905698

y'all's gots some weird waifus

>> No.16905703

>>16905638
Cuddling under a weresheep wool blanket

>> No.16905704

>>16905698
It's okay, because they don't really exist.

>> No.16905706

>>16904941
I think Ochimusha's bone arm is because of injury either recent or because she hasnt found a lord to heal her, as the profile puts heavy emphasis on healing her through sex, or maybe the arm looks that way during battle. It is very likely she is complete, at least after getting a lord and having sex with him.

>> No.16905730

>>16905706
if I were her master, he arm would look that way cause I think it looks cool.

>> No.16905753

>>16905638
Runes, and she wants it done the traditional way. She wants to cover herself up, but she also wants to stay rational

>> No.16905767

Whaat's up with all the Ochimusha love lately? We've known about her for a while now, was it the profile?

>> No.16905780

>>16905638
Using fire on me during sex gets her going like nothing else. She becomes mushy and easy to dominate too.

>> No.16905786

>>16905638
define slut

>> No.16905797
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16905797

>>16905767
Ochimusha's are a decent Undead species.
Unfortunately they lack art.

>> No.16905800

>>16905691
>Hello my brother
I mean, I like the idea of writing. But every time I try to muster enough to write for the audience here she just shitposts into my ear about how it'll never be good enough and how they'll all hate it, all while transmitting shitty fetishes like futa, sloppy seconds, etc, into my head via ghost shit.

>> No.16905806
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16905806

>>16905660
My man.

>> No.16905833

>>16905800
do it you fag. worst case cenario you'll be a shit writer forgotten in a month or 2

>> No.16905839

>>16905767
Undead, cool design and okay concept.

>> No.16905852

>>16905797
This is my favorite lich, there are many like her but this one is mine.

>> No.16905860

>>16905800
It's not like the people who bitch do anything worthwhile anyway.

>> No.16905865

>>16905852
She's also yandere equipped with massive milkjugs. Shame there isn't more art of her.

>> No.16905875

>>16905638

Holding hands in public

>> No.16905877

>>16905865
I am perfectly aware of her equipment and mental state and voluntarily wish to become her dearie if she judges me worthy.

As for pics, my plan is to wait for an appropiate undead themed hour, incite thoughtful or funny discussions about said undeads, bring the spotlight to the lich and pray my summoning efforts pay off in tittylich.

>> No.16905900

>>16905767
Protectionfags are either the largest or most dedicated monster fanbase. The Ochimusha was basically made for them. Musclefags love her because the profile gives her a "toned body" and her abs-like belly. She is also very flexible as she can be sub and dom depending on your fetish.

Also this waifu propaganda apparently got her a lot of love:
>>16895094

Just compare how much love and mention Ochimusha had before that post to the one she got after.

>> No.16905934

>>16905797
>Fufufu... My Undead Army will conquer the world!

>> No.16905966

>>16905797
Yandere are danger

Don't trust

>> No.16905974

>>16905966
Just give them a few slaps.

>> No.16905984
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16905984

>>16905966
Niet.

>> No.16905999

>>16905984
I want to see her robutt

>> No.16906015
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16906015

>>16905999
Automaton butts come in varying degrees of plumpness. DE can do some wonderful things is they're able to be that thicc despite wandering ancient ruins for ages.

>> No.16906018

>>16905966
They are the ones you can trust the most. You're never left wondering if they've drugged your drink, why the food they make tastes funny, who was outside your window, or who tied you up.
They're very reliable.

>> No.16906020
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16906020

Oh I got a new update from Loen, looks like we're starting.
It's gonna be Miia in KC's style, here's the pose and the first rough sketch he did for it. https://my.mixtape.moe/njmttl.jpg

>> No.16906024

>>16905984
>>16906018
They harm their husbands.

>> No.16906026

>>16906020
>tfw you'll never be seduced by a sexy, seductive snake

>> No.16906050

>>16906024
They never harm their husbands. It's just sometimes people don't know what's best for them.

>> No.16906059

>>16906050
They harm everyone around them, how can they know what's good for anyone?

>> No.16906070

>>16905638
Didgeridoos.

>> No.16906084

>>16905966
>Don't trust the only person who will ever truly love you
I don't get it. Why shouldn't I?

>> No.16906086

>>16905966
Yanderes a best.

>> No.16906091

>>16906024
Once again we have some poor soul who was tricked into thinking yanguires = yanderes.

>> No.16906101

>>16906091
He's right tho

>> No.16906104

>>16906101
Are you braindead?

>> No.16906112

>>16905638
Punishment, and surprise core sex. She's a bad girl who won't admit she loves the tables turned on her.

>> No.16906118

>>16902039
His new style looks more like this
twitter.com/Haohi_Oterin/status/855671870728925184/photo/1

>> No.16906136

>>16906118
nopan

>> No.16906229

>>16906104
I will be after shes done with me

>> No.16906242

>>16906229
Yanderes don't hit that hard.

>> No.16906250
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16906250

>>16905966
this is a face you can trust

>> No.16906253

>>16906242
dont cry for me, im already dead

>> No.16906255 [SPOILER] 
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16906255

Wow, that's a lot, dude!

>> No.16906257

>>16906255
That breaks several laws.

>> No.16906258

Uh oh. Better hit the deck.

>> No.16906263
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16906263

>>16905966
>Implying a yandere in love with you isn't the most trustworthy person in your life

>> No.16906268

>>16906255
Es ist verboten, schwein

>> No.16906273
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16906273

>>16906255
You dumb motherfucker.

>> No.16906276

>>16906257
>>16906268
>>16906273
what was it

>> No.16906280

>>16906276
NSFW + monsterboy.
Turns out dudeposter is exactly as dumb as he acts.

>> No.16906281

>>16905860
The audience is still the audience.

>> No.16906285

>>16906263
Angels make the best yanderes.

>> No.16906289

>>16906280
>NSFW
not the first time he did that
>monsterboy
what a dumb dumb

>> No.16906293

>>16906285
my nig

>> No.16906295

>>16906285
>>16906285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjLXdsj6xA

>> No.16906303

>>16906285
The higher they are, the harder they fall

They probably are some of most hardcore yanderes

>> No.16906308

An oni offers to grant you one wish if you can grab her horns before sunset. What is your plan to catch her? What do you wish for?

>> No.16906312

>>16905024
>http://i.imgur.com/G5Iz8c5.png
Can you do some sweaty lizardgirl tits?

>> No.16906316
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16906316

>>16905966
Her love is deeper than the sea itself!

>> No.16906317

I want to fug the bug.

>> No.16906319

>>16906308
Blowjob and blowjob

>> No.16906325
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16906325

>>16906312
I think sallies would be better.

>> No.16906337

>>16906325
I mean I do like sallies but I just like my lizards vanilla. A young wanderer with a lizardgirl and a salamander badgering him constantly on his adventures is a great though.

>> No.16906338
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16906338

>>16906317
Which bug, this is important.

>> No.16906341
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16906341

>>16906317
Which ones though

Personally I'd go for the tall one

>> No.16906342
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16906342

>>16906338
I'll start with the bullybugs.

>> No.16906346
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16906346

>>16906317

>> No.16906351

>>16906346
>Arachne from Smite
I swear to God if that's you, Thorax.

>> No.16906352

>>16906337
True, lizards don't get that many cute art.

>> No.16906355

>>16906273
I hate Spacejin's fetishes.

>> No.16906360
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16906360

>>16906355
So do I.
But I love his tiddies.

>> No.16906371

>>16906360
Same, they look really comfortable.

>> No.16906372

>>16906351
i dont think he even plays anymore

>> No.16906374

>>16906372
... Are you from SMGen too?

>> No.16906376
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16906376

Got this request earlier today. Quite happy with how it came out!

>> No.16906377

>>16906355
What are they?

>> No.16906382

>>16906377
CBT.

>> No.16906387

>>16906376
Monstergirls in chastity is the ultimate in bullying.

>> No.16906388

>>16906341
>Not wanting to fug the Johj into being a good girl
>Not wanting to tenderly love her and give her all the daughters while she remninisces about your school days
>Going so far as to wear her gyaru look when she's Mom-Bug and making your children afraid of 'Final Boss Mom'

>> No.16906390

>>16906382
That's a shame

>> No.16906394

>>16906374
yes

>> No.16906395

>>16905024
It seems you're doing thicker girls now, which I'm okay with since previous iterations of Mari featured her with a willowy frame.

>> No.16906398

>>16906394
Which one of you faggots are you

>> No.16906402

>>16905038
Her cat is busy in the locker room getting railed by a train of sweaty dues post workout, and snorting lines off cocks.

>> No.16906405

>>16906387
As long as you're dicking them at the end of the day, all is well.

>> No.16906408

>>16905202
As long as you're okay with your once-monogamous wife occasionally riding some one else's cock anon.

>> No.16906410

>>16906376
I know I keep saying it KDF but you're something alright.

>> No.16906412
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16906412

>>16906398
MONSTERGIRLS

>> No.16906413
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16906413

>>16906355
I do too, but at least his non-ballbusting stuff is top-notch like http://i.imgur.com/jj9KtYv.jpg , http://i.imgur.com/H69Jqhc.jpg , and http://i.imgur.com/lSXWVB0.jpg are fucking top-notch.

>> No.16906414

>>16906376
Have you gotten anything from Meru yet?

>> No.16906418

>>16906408
It's only fair.

>> No.16906421

>>16906387
No, making monster girls watch sad movies is the ultimate form of bullying.

>> No.16906422

>>16906412
Would you want a smug Tanuki to make your face her personal seat?

>> No.16906425

>>16906413
I want a Lich to give me that look while roughly jerking me off.

>> No.16906426

>>16906376
Wouldn't latex suits be rather uncomfortable for girls with fur? I can't imagine it would feel all that great for one to squeeze into a suit and have her fur get messed up by it. This is one of the nicer pictures you've gotten, by the way.

>> No.16906427

>>16906402
>You will never spot Maritan at the gym and wonder where her signature cat is
>You will never hear the "yoo-hoo~" as twin tails curl around your waist and pull you into the caramel cat's embrace
>She will never hump you ragged, claiming it's part of her heat to the point that you feel like all your gains are slipping away because of the cardio
>She'll never thank you for the fun
>Go back into the shower, reeking like sex and cocaine
>You look more skeletal than a Hollow from Dark Souls, your gains completely evaporated
>Scooby will never give you a disdainful look while Zyzz in Heaven cries at your loss of gains and 0/10 aesthetics

>> No.16906428

>>16906418
Lets not forget that one a monster takes a man as a husband another man's semen is effectively useless to her, so it's not like she can get pregnant. You on the other hand, by being a slut, can potentially impregnate many girls.

Thanks to mamonobama, male chastity is the more precious one.

>> No.16906432

>>16906422
i'm not a desperate manslut
>>16906428
>>16906418
>>16906408
time to get the mindflayers

>> No.16906434

>>16906432
There's literally nothing wrong with flaying away shit taste anon. Godspeed, I'm sure your wife will enjoy her new husband when he isn't pleasuring another woman.

>> No.16906436

>>16906425
http://i.imgur.com/Ba2VoKn.png

>> No.16906438

>>16906427
>Scooby
Would he alp?
>alp muscle personal trainer

>> No.16906440

>>16906438
There's a special kind of incubization for men like Scooby, Zyzz, Billy Herrington and Kazuya.
Van Darkholme is on the fence, its a toss up between that and alpdom.

>> No.16906442

>>16906408
Of course I wouldn't be okay. I also know monster girls are unable to cheat but even so being greedy would just leave a bad taste on my mouth.

>>16906418
Anon no.

>> No.16906443

>>16906338
seeing her makes my knees itchy

>> No.16906444

>>16906440
>a special kind of incubation for /fit/ fags
I'm sickened but intrigued

>> No.16906445

>>16906342
is that a refrence to something?

>> No.16906446

>>16906427
I feel bad for whoever ends up that cat's husband.

>> No.16906449

>>16906387
I mean, the implication is that the dicking will always eventually happen like >>16906405 says, but sometimes a little chastity bullying is nice.

>>16906414
If you're talking about the Meru I think you're talking about, not yet.

>>16906426
I think it'd be fine, and if it weren't I'd just call mamono mana or polymorphing or something. Going by the variations in their paws and fur levels on their paws, I'd just call polymorphing anyway even though it's not necessarily my favorite. Also, hey thanks anon.

>> No.16906454

What would happen if an Ochi as a present for a special event, like an anniversary or in gratitude for protecting him, was offered by her husband to become his lord or "lady" for a few days? How would she react? What commands would she issue?

>> No.16906455

>>16906449
Yo what happened to that 3DCG stuff you were talking about earlier?

>> No.16906457

>I want to fuck other women, running the risk of siring countless bastards and either forming a harem or being forced to raise all of them
>I want my wife to have to un-ironically say "My husband's daughter"
>But I won't let her sleep around when she's already bonded to my seed and no other man can possibly impregnate her.
People like this deserve to be gassed.

>> No.16906465

>>16906455
It got pushed to next week as character modeling took a little longer than originally predicted which I sort of honestly expected. My daughteru's is basically done but the artist has other stuff to work on too.

>> No.16906472

>>16906457
Monster girls don't mind.

>> No.16906477

>>16906414
>>16906449
Who is Meru?

>> No.16906481

>>16906449
I guess you could just pull the polymorph card, I'd forgotten all about that actually. At least in the end it gives you the excuse for some nice aftercare in the form of grooming and cleaning her fur.

>> No.16906483

>>16906477
Just another artist who panders to disgusting freaks.

>> No.16906491

>>16906481
Either way I see it as being a comfy time like that, yeah. If it's polymorphing then I doubt they could polymorph right into fully groomed paws, and if it's not then I'd get to groom their paws anyway! Either way there'd be lots of washing and brushing and petting and holding of the paws.

>> No.16906500

>>16906483
You're going to have to be more specific. Disgusting freaks covers a very wide area for this place.

>> No.16906509

>>16906472
This is why yanderes are the best girls

>> No.16906510

>>16906491
>spoiler
And just when I thought you couldn't get anymore degenerate, you continue to amaze me with things like that.

>> No.16906520

>>16906510
You didn't see his request before this one?

>> No.16906522

>>16906412
Fucking coons.

>> No.16906526

>>16906509
Even the most yanderes of girls would give in to harem ends.

>> No.16906532

I want to be cornered by a Demon Ojou-sama whose bodyguards pin me against the wall while she breaks down my will and coerces me into whoring myself out to her for money before throwing me in a car and taking me to her bedroom for a long night of compensated passion.
Some of these roleplays are weird.

>> No.16906539

>>16906520
I guess I must have missed it, I take it there was some handholding present?

>> No.16906540

>>16906352
Hard tomboy lizardgirl being treated like a princess by said guy
Cute frilly dresses and lovey dovey date with hands brushing up together and ending with a ferris wheel

>> No.16906547

>>16906526
Not mine. She has her own private graveyard full of bodies.

>> No.16906550

>>16906539
It was his waifu and daughteru laying on a bed holding hands. Just a pixiv link so it was easy to miss.

>> No.16906558

>>16906526
Literally only in MGE

>> No.16906563

>>16906547
So she is a zombie with sisters?

>>16906558
Only MGE has super fun happy stuff.

>> No.16906567

>>16906563
>So she is a zombie with sisters?
A wight with a backyard full of rivals.

>> No.16906568

>>16906526
it would seem that way,
but one buy one a lot of harem would just disappear under mysterious circumstences

>> No.16906577

>>16906436
Lewd.
Do you have the braidjob one?

>> No.16906589

I want to make my Kikis wear chastity belts all day because maids are only for lewd in the bedroom.

>> No.16906590

>>16906567
Wonderful.

>> No.16906597

>>16906577
I have it
http://i.imgur.com/7e6Hp3a.png

>> No.16906598

>>16906567
So her rivals are zombies that are taking a nap? Funny girls you have there.

>>16906568
So they would be getting a surprise party ready?

>> No.16906602

>>16906597
Liches are lewd.

>> No.16906609

>>16906598
>So her rivals are zombies that are taking a nap? Funny girls you have there.
Yes... A nap. Under 6 ft of soil. A long nap.

>> No.16906613

I want Bapho hugs

>> No.16906618

>>16906613
What about Bapho fugs?

>> No.16906619

>>16906613
They're kinda small for that, aren't they?

>> No.16906621

>>16906613
I want a fainting goat type baphomet.

>> No.16906631

>>16906613
I want a completely platonic relationship with a Baphomet.

>> No.16906635

>>16906597
Wonderful, thank you.
>>16906602
Extremely so, all in the name of science and discovery.

>> No.16906646

>>16906621
I want a Baphomet that you can sneak up on and surprise and she cutely AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH's
https://youtu.be/nlYlNF30bVg

>> No.16906648

>>16906631
Excellent taste

>> No.16906672
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16906672

>>16906613
I want a bapho cuddlebug to keep me warm at night

>> No.16906673

Gyaru Amazoness.

>> No.16906676

>>16906255
Dude 3: The Downfall

>> No.16906680

>>16906613
I want Bapho spoons.

>> No.16906693

>>16906613
I want a bapho to introduce me to a nice minichuff.

>> No.16906710

>>16906613
Man a hug from a 7ft, hourglass bapho would feel like heaven.
>Playing with her thick, curved horns and floppy ears as she kneels and sucks you off
>Hefting those huge tits as you thrust into her doggy style and her tail thumps at your thigh
>Her eager attempts to please you with inner, milking contractions as she has to live up to the stereotype constantly pushed that they have the best pussy.

>> No.16906715

>>16906673
Normal or pure gyarus?

>> No.16906716

>>16906676
Any one who says dude so regularly has to be a faggot. Who is surprised?

>> No.16906718

>>16906710
Have you considered Satyros?
Oft forgotten, I think they'd be more up your alley.

>> No.16906721

>>16906710
>7ft
>7ft
>7ft
>7ft
>7ft
Fuck's sake.

>> No.16906722

>>16906710
>Eyes closed and a light smile, yet scrunched up in concentration as she effortfully does her best to work her Mamono pussy muscles to their peak
>That look of satisfaction and pride when you absolutely explode inside her and she feels fulfilled as her birthright

>> No.16906728

>>16906721
what happens if you tease mgs for not being dire size while being under six feet

>> No.16906735
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16906735

What would happen if you told a cupid that love is a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.

>> No.16906739

>>16906735
She'd shoot you with a lead arrow and leave.

>> No.16906740

>>16906716
chill out my dude ;)

>> No.16906741

>>16906718
Nah, rather a bapho-nee. She's powerful, cute and not an alcoholic. Plus she has a cool scythe. Plus I'm into ZR. Bapho has that, satyros has furry legs.

Bapho-nee>Satyros

>>16906722
The best.

>> No.16906742

>>16906735
I already told her that once.

>> No.16906747

>>16906721
It's the goldilocks of height.

>> No.16906751
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16906751

>>16906613

>> No.16906757

>>16906747
If you're a manlet, maybe.

>> No.16906763

>>16906757
Eh, I guess. What do you want instead, lanky? 8ft? 9? Don't tell me you want a womanlet.

>> No.16906770

>>16906763
To make this a fair name-calling session, I hereby present you mine taste.

I want a normal sized one. Maybe petite.

>> No.16906773

>>16906763
6ft is fine.

>> No.16906774
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16906774

>>16906747
7-10ft is the ideal range, a MG should loom large over her hausbando

>> No.16906778

>>16906774
Hear hear.

>> No.16906790

>>16906770
I'm not going to call you names. I think your pity and generosity is a tad too magnanimous though. To the extent of being called Grace with a capital "G".

Truly, your heart must be beyond golden, to offer love to a subhuman thing like a womanlet, that should probably just kill itself.

By burning, preferably. Don't want womanlets clogging up my undead kingdom.

>> No.16906794

> I smile when I imagine myself being strongly held by a Bapho
> Then cry when I remember they seek "superior men" as their husbands
Fuck.

>> No.16906800

>>16906794
Become a guy worthy of being her onii-chan.

>> No.16906801

>>16906794
You just have to believe that one will find you superior in the fact that you're her husbando anon.

>> No.16906802

>>16906800
too hard, ill just do crack.

>> No.16906807

>>16906790
Undeads mostly comes from human women, thus they would be normal sized. Unless you undead kingdom is just you and your waifu.

>> No.16906809

>>16906807
My undead kingdom is elven primarily.

>> No.16906816

>>16906802
Anon, no!

>> No.16906822

>>16906342
I just watched that

>> No.16906824

>>16906790
I love them not out of pity, but of gratefulness, for I declare it my duty to serve and protect my waifu. To stand in the way of the stones thrown at her as a token of my gratitude for being the recipient of her love.

To face the evils for her and to keep her eyes pure, I will take the shield. To preserve her energy when she is tired, I will give her a piggyback ride. Not tall enough to reach eye level, but not too short that she can't see over my shoulder, I'll make her safe from the outside world as she keeps me safe from a lonely life. I'll be both her big spoon and her body pillow.

After all, it's only logical; the bigger the husbando, the more husbando to cuddle.

Short girls also climax way sooner than tall girls, so I get to make her 3x happier than a tall girl.

>> No.16906826

>>16906800
I cant even imagine doing that with a Salamander and they actually DO train you so you become it without a doubt.
You expect me to do that with Ms "Im stronger than Dragons" who doesnt train you?
Besides I really get off on the idea of Bapho being X10,000 times stronger than me holding me in her strong loli paws. Becoming stronger than her to be her Oni-Chan would be a phyrric victory.

>> No.16906827

>>16906802
Don't follow that path, anon. Think about the cute Baphos.

>> No.16906831

>>16906735
She'd completely agree. I like my Cupids to be jaded and bitter about life, just like I am!

>> No.16906833

>>16906831
Moron.

>> No.16906837

>>16906826
Well, I guess if you beg her way too much she might take you under her loli arms.

>> No.16906856

>>16906824
>Spoiler
I doubt that has anything to do with monstergirls. Though it would be pretty fun if tall girls, like something like a lamia, require a bit of time to get going. Long hours of sensual movemaking is also nice.

But again, I doubt that to be the case. MGs are built for sex, it would make no sense for them to be unable to enjoy both a long session of lovemaking, and a quick fuck while bent over a kitchen bench.

It's like the breasts thing that often gets touted, that because the amount of nerves don't vary, smaller breasts where they cluster closer together are more sensitive.

I doubt that would be the case with MGs. Their nerves probably increase proportionately to the size of their breasts. Or something about mamono mana.

>After all, it's only logical; the bigger the husbando, the more husbando to cuddle.
The bigger the waifu, the more waifu to cuddle. Plus, I'd rather be on the side of the protected. It makes more sense. I'd like to train in magic and steel to get on her level to provide assistance in a fight, but she has a few centuries on me, plus physical superiority.

Life is hard as a human mortal pleb.

>> No.16906860 [DELETED] 

>>16906837
I sent years ago a tweet to KC regarding that matter, and from what I could get from his answer using google translate.
He basically said that if a weak man propose a Bapho, she will sent him on a quest where he will have the chance to prove himsf worthy by completely the quest.
To this day the exact contents of the tweet thanks to me not knowing Japanese, are still a mystery.

>> No.16906867

>>16906856
>I doubt that has anything to do with monstergirls.
Why wouldn't it? It's great for variation.

>> No.16906869

>>16906837
I sent years ago a tweet to KC regarding that matter, and from what I could get from his answer using google translate.
He basically said that if a weak man propose a Bapho, she will sent him on a quest where he will have the chance to prove himself worthy by completeling the quest.
To this day the exact contents of the tweet thanks to me not knowing Japanese, are still a mystery.

>> No.16906870

>>16906860
No Bapho for anon then. I still find it funny that some people want high tier waifus without doing anything.

>> No.16906872

>>16906860
Why don't you just get someone to translate it?

>> No.16906878

>>16906867
But it cuts down on variation. You lose all the options for a quickie with your waifu, and you're limited to hour, day long fucks.

It's nice, but I also want quickies sprinkled in.

>> No.16906890

>>16906856
>I'd rather be on the side of the protected. It makes more sense.
We stand on different ground, evidently, but what's with the "makes more sense"?

>> No.16906894

>>16906872
I dont have the money ti commission a translation. I reposted the comment, eliminated the first one due terrible grammar.

>> No.16906901

>>16906894
You know there's people in these threads that speak nip, right?

>> No.16906908

>>16906890
She's waded through countless battlefields, has claimed the heads of many heroes and generals. Her martial skill is transcendent and she can call spirits from the forgotten past into corporeal form to spill blood with her. Her skill with sorcery is also notable, though not as astounding as the effect when she combines her sorcery and martial prowess. As an elf she'd had centuries to hone her craft and that was even before undeath.

And I'm, what? Some faggot who could get moderately strong if I lift for a few years?

>> No.16906911

>>16906908
Anon, you're forgetting the bit where you make her cunny feel amazing.

>> No.16906919

>>16906870
How does this translate as "no Bapho for anon" when it states Bapho will give anon a quest he can complete? Apparently he doesnt even has to be stronger and it is cute on its own way. Imagine Bapho sendind anon to steal some Order gem or get the ingredients for a legendary potion, but covertly hiding and following him around beating the crap out of Order Knights that want to harm him or stopping mamonos that try to claim him. Or anon suddenly finding out he magically somehow has the strenght to overpower Dragons to get the last ingredient.

>> No.16906922

Big
Blonde
Busty
Norwegian valkryies.

>> No.16906924

>>16906911
Agreed, but that's neither here nor there when discussing who has to protect who.

>> No.16906925

>>16906919
He isn't proving himself then.

>> No.16906927

>>16906922
Bounding up and bouncing after the battle to make sure you're okay, unknowingly shoving their watermelon sized breasts in your face? Or rather your head within them?

>> No.16906928

>>16906922
Sharing beer with them and them not realizing you're resting your head on their breasts!

>> No.16906931

>>16906925
That's really for the Bapho to decide.

>> No.16906932

>>16906927
Yep.
They'd have the accent and everything.

And muscles.
Don't forget the muscles.

>>16906928
The best.

>> No.16906933

>>16906922
A breast. Er, best.
Great knockers.

>> No.16906934

With Baphos, they'd protect you physically but you'd protect them emotionally. Being a powerful thousand year old demon is hard no matter how cute and smell you are.

>> No.16906938

>>16906869
>>16906894
You realize, of course, that if you don't post it I'm just going to call this BS, right?

>> No.16906939

>>16906934
Small*

>> No.16906943 [SPOILER] 
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16906943

Say something nice.

>> No.16906944

>>16906931
>>16906919
>>16906925
>>16906934
>started working out and changing diet so I can get off my lazy ass.
>thoughts of bapho help with motivation
I know its stupid but hey, having more motivation always is nice on top of getting myself in shape.

>>16906943
She's adorable

>> No.16906945

>>16906931
Eh, I guess if we say that all anon needed was courage and love to proceed then it should be fine. It's not like he'll need to use his strength anyway considering nothing would get near a bapho in the first place.

>> No.16906946

>>16906933
Yep.
She'd probably train you real hard too.
Especially with those muscle.s

>>16906943
Cute.
Cuddly.
And would be the best shortstacks in the sea.

>> No.16906947

>>16906932
Would you want to bunk with one and feel her ass against your crotch as she insists on you being the big spoon?

>> No.16906951

>>16906932
>"Hero! Arr yu huort?"
>"Here! Let me chvek the baak of yur head!"
>Shoves your head between her massive tits as she inspects your back, her powerful, beefy biceps pulling you in tight
>It would be cute, and hot, and great and all, if you literally couldn't breathe
>She continues wobbling about with your head in marshmellow Valhalla until you pass out from lack of oxygen
>...At which she panics and princess carries you while flying away to your home base to heal you, which just leaves you shoved up against her breast even more as her beating wings bounce them repetitively against your face and lower abdomen again and again
She's got a heart of gold though.

>> No.16906952

>>16906925
Going by other material and similar situations, the quest is less to see that anon is worthy (she already knows he is weak) in power and more to see how sincere he is in her affection for her. Either she helps anon complete the quest or she gives him one she knows he can complete.
Ultimately there is no true 3DPD monster girl, nearly no single MG is going to reject a guy for not being up to her standards, it is one of the cores of the setting. The only MG I can imagine to be a true 3DPD is the Valkyrie, as she seems to be patched up so only chosen heroes can waifu her and even then Im pretty sure there must be a loophole so anons can waifu one.

>> No.16906953

>>16906944
Same here. Started with some exercises and working out, hanging out with a few buddies and working with some costumers destroyed my shyness too. I'm honestly impressed with myself even though I'm still half a failure.

>> No.16906954
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16906954

>>16906944
>>16906946
Not bad.

>> No.16906955

>>16906943
Washboard,

>> No.16906958

>>16906943
People always go on and on about Krakens and Flow Kelps and any number of other girls.
But Sahuagin is still my favorite aquatic girl after all this time.

>> No.16906959

>>16906947
Yes.
Yes I would.
Although I would miss the wing cuddles.

>>16906951
That she does.
Best for wifing.

>> No.16906960

>>16906952
>>16906945
Sometimes it just slips away that in many cases being strong is just referring to love.

>> No.16906961

>>16906947
Oh yeah.
>Desperately going over Rapeball stats in your head as she lays there sleeping, trying with all your heroic might not to pop a boner
>That's when you hear her muttering in her sleep
>"Mmmnf... squire... so stvong... shouldn't have these feelings... mmmn... harder..."
>Its gonna be a long night

>> No.16906968

>>16906943
Do the swimsuits just grow on them as they are born and eventually it's something they can just take off

>> No.16906969

>>16906952
>>16906960
True, Still I like to get myself stronger in body, mind and spirit for her and myself.

>> No.16906971

>>16906951
Cute!

>> No.16906976

>>16906938
I have to take a bath and feed the doggos plus dig through the tweets. But I will post it in a few minutes-hours, if not, tomorrow at the latest. I dont know why you are so skeptical though, by now it should be common knowlwdgemenr there is no true 3DPD MGs and the MGs with standards have workarounds.

>> No.16906978

>>16906943
School swimsuits are very cute!

>> No.16906988

>>16906959
>>16906961
How would you react when you notice she's covering her mouth and blushing when you're helping clean her wings one day? She'd never done it before but now she's making weird noises while you're fluffing them and spreading them out.

>> No.16906989

>>16906969
So would I. And damn I would do my best to be a husband that my waifu could depend on just like I depend on her, no matter how hard it is.

Though it would be funny to see her trying to stop me.

>> No.16906992

>>16906976
I'm not skeptical of the legitimacy of it. It honestly sounds like something KC would say.
I just like having the actual source, in his own words. Especially when you say it was only ever Google translated.

>> No.16906999
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16906999

I want a Weresheep with a fivehead and gardening hobby.

>> No.16907002

>>16906989
Most of them would be able to outright stop us but damn I want to be able to stand on my own 2 legs and be able to depend and be depended on.

>> No.16907008

>you live alone and leave for a week on a business trip
>you come home to find your house locked up and just like you left it
>except for one thing
>there is a monster girl lying in your bed and huffing your underwear

What species is in your house? How did it get there? And what do you do?

>> No.16907010

>>16906988
I do what any good squire training to be a hero would do in that situation.
I increase the sexual tension while remaining densely oblivious.
I hope she stays a Valkyrie though. I want to marry her as is and have pure, loving heavenly sex in the clouds with her.

>> No.16907017

>>16907008
It's a Nura and she's telling me she has been there the whole time, little did she know that I had cameras. I have sex with her anyway.

>> No.16907018

>>16906960
To MGs sincerity and love is very important. MGs form of "rejection" is not offering a guy sex/marriage or raping him.
A guy coming to them, on his own will and wanting to be a husbando, is an extraordinary act and will cause them to want the guy even if they didnt before.
We have to remember that in MGE around 80% of men live in The Order. To a MG a man coming out of the blue and offering to be a husbando by his own will, is like to you a paper randomnly flying to your face and being the winning lottery ticket.

>> No.16907025

>>16907008
I assume it's my waifu of course, as she's the only monstergirl it could feasibly be there doing that. I wouldn't be too worried about how she got in either, she's probably portaled in there to bring me home with her and she had to find some way to entertain herself while she waits. I don't think my Kobold waifu would be able to resist my scent, especially if it was her very first time smelling it and it was suddenly all around her and stuff.

>> No.16907026

>>16906988
Continue cleaning wings.

Anyways, good night anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread, instead, remember that winged girls are for massages .

>> No.16907035

>>16907002
That's what I would do. I can see my waifu just holding me on the bed and not letting me get up, saying that I'm perfect the way I am. Gonna git gud no matter what she says though.

>>16907018
Yeah. I wonder if a monster would get wary at first if a man came out of nowhere. Did he really love her? Why? Doesn't he hate monsters and would rather be with a woman of his kind? It would be cute.

>> No.16907043

>>16906922
I like your where you're going with this.

>> No.16907050

>>16906735
She's say Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

>> No.16907091

>>16907035
The only way to test his sincerity is to see if he is willing to taste monster pussy.

>> No.16907174
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16907174

Welcome to the jungle~

>> No.16907180

>>16907174
Why do they look like they're about to drop the most fire album of 2017?

>> No.16907183

>>16907174
So I'm guessing your fantasy is being the communal husband of a tribe of big booty kakuens?

>> No.16907187

>>16907174
>>16907180
Kakuen Guns N' Roses cover band

>> No.16907189

>>16907043
They're for sharing brews with and seeing their accidental upskirts as they fall over in the mead hall.

>> No.16907192

>>16907174

I'm in the right neighborhood motherfucker.

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