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Maids are olev

Kobolds are for pets!

Doromes are for hugs

All monster girls are for loving.

>>16879065
It'd be endearing if she was always excitedly trying to show you the mundane human things she learned that day.

Be careful with maids.

>>16879094
I really, really, really want to make poor meal decisions and good relationship decisions with a chill succubus!
They are for best-friends-with-benefits-that-turn-into-wives!

Remember to get your daily workout in to improve yourself for your waifu.

Go for a jog, lift some weights, or even take a light walk around the block. Anything is better than nothing!

Would you go to an arena to watch poor anons "fed" to the vicious lions, and minotaurs, and werewolves and the like for entertainment?

>>16879104
>even take a light walk around the block.
Walks like that would be the best, I'd be sure to take a walk like that at sunset every night with my waifu and daughteru.

>>16879105
Decidedly no.

>>16879104
Are you trying to kill me?

>>16879111
It might feel like that at the start but keep at it while thinking of your waifu!

Soon enough, even she might not be able to keep up with you!

>>16879113
She'll never be real so I'll pass.

>>16879104
I hate how I went on too many walks and now my chest is white, but my arms are really tanned. I'm pretty much two colors now.

>>16879101
Maids are harmless.

T H I C C elves

>>16879105
>>16879105
Why would I be interested in seeing a bunch of other men fuck? What am I, a cuck?

>>16879103
Helping Pizzabus make healthy lifestyle choices!

>>16879121
They are notorious thieves.

Look at all the hearts they've stolen

>>16879132
>"Huh. But why can't we just have pizza tonight?"
>Because we have to eat healthy, Pizzabus
>"...How come?"
>Because its the right thing to do
>"...But... Pizza!"
She makes a good point anon.
Pizza.
Butt pizza.

Reminder that your waifu loves you very much, and wishes only for your happiness. Be the man that she knows you can be.

>>16879146
But anon, my waifu loves me for all my numerous, numerous faults! When we finally are together in the same reality we'll help each other with healing and stuff so we can be better people then!

That'd be our comfiest scenario at least.

What kind of experiments would a Lich run on her Husband? Would she actually start with a hypothesis and try to record results statistically? There is at least one major MGE scholar who publishes papers like an actual scientist.

>>16879142
No butt pizza, butt pizza is gross.

>>16879155
Hypothesis: Words of endearment actually increase sexual pleasure.
Result: Inconclusive. More testing needed.

>>16879122
Her head and arms are tiny.

>>16879155
Dressing up in different outfits might be one. She could even dress up as a genderflipped version of King Hassan.

>>16879155
No doubt she would alter her husband to her preference with magic, eventually turning him into an incubus with strong undead synergy. But any spellcasting MG would probably do the same.

>"Prediction: There is a link between facesitting and sexual arousal."
>You're talking out loud to yourself again.
>"Hypothesis: My husband will get hard if I press my pussy and lower thighs against his face."
>I only give informed consent if you give me a blowjob after recording your data.
>"Subject is a volunteer and was compensated for his participation. He is also a pervert."

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>>16879174
That doesn't sound good at all.

>>16879180
I want to be partnered up with a genki muscle minotaur! We'd get all the booty from winning!

>>16879181
Depends on how 'monstrous' the girl is really. Some may only use magic for pleasure and liesure, while others may desire deeper power.

>>16879180
Who's the champion?

>>16879188
A mysterious, masked warrior, who may or may not be the Lilim of War.

>>16879180
How does one fight Phantoms? How does one fight Slimes?

>>16879193
Nah, it's a Dhampir with a mean saber. And she's just doing it to make sure she can attract her mother to take vengeance upon her, though she's not sure what for. She's known as the one stab champion!

>>16879197
For slimes, you use blunt weapons. For phantoms, you have to upstage them.

>>16879193
>Lilim of War
That sounds cringey.

>>16879204
I thought the champ was a Dormouse with a strong ass sleep charm who keeps winning by default

>>16879197
Grab a sponge from the armory and use your imagination, new-blood.

>>16879180
I want to fight and lose against a big brown minotaur

>>16879208
Damn time-scammers.

>>16879211
A popular event is dropping a contestant into a maze with a big, beefy Minotaur in heat.

Pick a high quality MG. Their husband is usually full of energy, but now they're tired and depressed about something. How do they cheer him up? Are they good at cheering men up with anything except sex?

>>16879216
question, is there a special event where a herd of minotaurs in heat are released upon me in a maze after i have been painted red?

>>16879220
You're immidietely removed and kicked out from the premises if you're suspected of intentionally throwing an event or not trying to succeed.

>>16879222
nope, gonna slather myself in A1 to make it even more difficult tho

>>16879217
Dark Slimes possess a talent for magic, and can therefore provide an array of unique amenities to brighten her husbands mood. Also nothing beats a fine slime massage.

How do I find a Slime Queen?

>>16879229
Follow the slime roads.

>>16879232
Ah, I suppose I meant to say an UNMARRIED Queen Slime. If she were already that big she's already got a husband. Though perhaps they could point me in the right direction.

>>16879229
They are quite rare, and found in a variety of places dependent on the species of Slime.

Alternatively, you could make your own with a Slime wife.

>>16879240
I suppose I'd want just a regular slime, or a green slime Queen. But I'm fairly certain you can't just make a normal slime into one, it's a specific mutation. Is there truly no indicator for where they may be more likely to occur than others?

>>16879243
If the slime forms a little tiara on her head, that could be an indicator.

>>16879217
>Wight dumps her suit of armour down on her hubby, tells him to clean it
>He wastes hours, not really thinking but polishing and cleaning and maintaining it meticulously
>She appears before him naked once that's done, smiles a little shyly before telling him to bathe and clean her
>He does so, losing another few hours, brain the furthest from lewd as his fingers dance all over her form and through her hair, cleaning it and massaging her, maintaining her as rigorously as he does her armor
>She then gets him to dress her in her plate like he used to so long ago
>She leaves, and he returns to mulling over whatever is bothering him, before being called outside
>His wife is there on her spectral steed of yore, still dressed in her full plate, her sword at her side.
>Hair streaming in the wind, she reaches down for him to help him mount up with her, and together they ride to some far off place where she draws her sword and still mounted, slices at the air.
>Souls scream out in a cone before her, and the land within withers and dies, great trees shriveling before snapping in half and falling into dust and woodchips. The sky turns black and the air of death twits the white clouds into fitful black shadows full of fitful thunder and black rain. The earth shimmers as spectral bodies rise up from within and kneel before her, ghostblades thrust into the earth and plaguebanners fluttering in the stagnant winds
>She sways a little from the drain of using so much power in a single instant
>As the man the most intimate with her, who know her best, he knows she couldn't have pulled it of without collapsing if her enchanted armor had a single blemish obscuring the flow of magic, or if her athletic body had a single knot of tightened muscle
>"I can only pull out this power from within me because of you. I don't know what's bothering you, but I will wield my everything to see you happy again. Tell me where to point my sword. I and my legions will follow."
>A course cry rises from the ranks of kneeling dead

I dunno, that would make me pretty happy.

>>16879249
Oho, that's a great point. Would be a good way to pick one out of a crowd.
I shall quest for a Queen Slime then. I'll pack binoculars and other things so I can locate them properly.

>>16879243
If you want it really bad, your Slime waifu will Queen for you by the grace of Mamano.

Well, I suppose Reds, Blue, Greens, and other basic chromatics are the most often to become Queens. They are probably in ancient ruins, deep caves, and demon realms villages.
Bubble Queens might be hiding in the deepest pits of great cities.
Dark Queens are probably found only in demon realms, and are no doubt leaders of great importance.
You could probably go your whole entire life without ever realizing the mansion on the hill is a Queen Shog in disguise.

>Look's like Moose is back w/ Chapter 104

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/117181275/Chapter%20104

>Back to fighting w/ Miniboss count & duke
>...while Ivory Tower rises ala One Piece
>Duke & Count trade insults; more fighting, wounding, regeneration...
>Wight appears & introduces herself: this land belongs to me, the true heiress

>Count: Living guys rule, dead guys don't
>Wight: Muh immemorial blood ties
>Calls count a (((mud blooded scoundrel)))
>You doomed us with the Tower
>Count: Nuh uh!
>Wight: You hate Yaleria... Also I wanted to kill the Duke because he killed my daddy but I changed my mind
>I can also see the future... (cheats at chess)
>Count: You let my Sis die.
>Wight: Nuh uh! I just stalked her, told her the future of being a money-making duke regent when the duke ""dies""... She suicided using not-Hemlock
>Count: I'LL KILL YOU!

>Wight stops big sword using undead strength
>Wight: I will stop crazy scientist miniboss by using MC to release the sealed magic things
>Duke then stabs Count, but is not harmed; duke is grabbed & thrown
>Count pins Duke to the WALL using the Duke's own sword
>Wight burns her hand, can't hold the holy sword

>Count gloats; his armor opens, showing his heart ala robot style
>Count to wight: You & the Duke will leave while I finaly rule; wight says no
>Count: So it ends...

>Ivory Tower shoots, army & count are incapacitated
>Big explosion, strong winds, walls breaking
>Wight uses force field
>Count gets WALLED


So Anonymoose kills another comedically-evil vilain...

>>16879262
>one hundred and fucking four chapters of this
Hahahaha no.

>tfw no art fairy who teaches you to paint happy little trees

>>16879262
The fuck am I reading?

>>16879262
This sure looks like something. What I have no idea of.

>>16879262
>Chapter 104
I think Moose should just write other MGE oriented things from now on, like the one-shots some of our writefags have.

>>16879251
Holy shit, that's incredible.

What if his problem isn't a physical one? You can't kill societal or brain problems with an undead army.

>>16879261
Fascinating- I wonder how a Sea Slime Queen functions. Logistically it seems like it would go quite differently due to having so much Z axis space to work off of as well. And if the previous notion that the slime must always be connected to itself holds true, that makes things even more complicated.
But that still feels like it would be a huge thing even for Mamono to accomplish as far as transforming a Slime into a mutated subspecies that works fundamentally differently. I'd personally like to find a Queen Slime au natural, one of the chromatic colors if possible.

>>16879295
But you can feel like she'll make the world submit in undeath just for you. What kind of problem could be bigger than that? I know a lot of my problems in the past would be solved if I had someone so devoted and cute.

“I tell the people I hug bad puns until they beg me to stop!”

>>16879180
BATTLE CATTLE!

>>16879301
She can't make the entire world submit! There are literal gods standing in her way! And every other MG protecting her Husband! Some smiles can't truly be protected.

>>16879274
It actually started off good, but it slowly became some edgelord crap with the MCs doing fucked up shit and still being treated like heroes for it. The girls are all also unstoppable gods at combat who slaughter male soldiers constantly, which isn't even MGE.

>>16879308
It's the thought that counts.

>>16879299
Queen Sea Slimes are found almost entirely in sunken ships, pretending to be a pirate captain plus crew.

I personally don't believe Queens need to stay all attached to themselves, as her brain is spread out all throughout her slime anyway. Plus it's just a better existence if the personalities have a little independence.

Which color is your favorite?

>>16879315
I suppose- I had thought they could separate to some degree, at least at later stages, as well, as it's stated that there are scouts and huntresses that go out and do the bidding of the husband, which would imply that they can range and roam freely without having to be connected to the main 'kingdom'.
You've funnily enough hit the nail on the head with that image. I prefer green slimes, though I fully imagine (headcanon be damned) that with enough power she can chromatically abberate herself across a full spectrum. Personality wise, she'd stay the same (simple at heart but thanks to the immense gain of power and intelligence from growing so much still quite formidable in the wisdom and charisma department) but she'd be able to at least aesthetically change her color around. Perhaps even color coded by division, reserving said rainbow/multicolor for her Primary/Queen division and members of the 'harem' for her husband.
I just find them so fascinating. And in truth, amazingly attractive. There'd be so much I'd want to learn and do just from a learning perspective- and double or triple that for what I'd like to experiment with from a relationship as well as sexual perspective.

Do Queen Lava Golems exist?

>>16879332
You sound like you'd make the most out of a relationship with one. Marry a Queen Slime anon! Give her rainbow heart pupils from all the love you pour into all of her!

>Have an intimate night just 'one on one' with the Queen of a Slime Queen
>The entire Slime village shudders all at once and echoes out a deep moan when you cum in her
Spooky. But kind of cute? In a weird eldritch kinda way.

>>16879341
Lava Golems aren't slimes, so I doubt it. No more than you'd expect there to be a Queen Golem.
>>16879342
I would really like that.
>>16879344
Now there is quite a thought.

>>16879341
Lava Golems aren't Slimes.

What monster girls would be best for this pic?
Unicorns, nightmares or centaurs?
A mix of them?

>>16879332
They are indeed incredible. Sex aside, the life hacks you could accomplish with a Queen Slime would land you a life of luxury.

>prefers green
Not bad, the color of genius.

>>16879352
Bicorns

>>16879344
>Have an intimate night just 'one on one' with the Queen of a Slime Queen

I've come to a decision.

I want to be an Ambassador to all the different Monster Kingdoms. Spending evenings with pretty princesses and cute queens.

>>16879355
Forgot about those

>>16879344
>It is said, that beyond the faeries forest lies the king and queen of Slime.
>and on a clear, starlit night, if you turned your ear towards the west, you may be able to hear the mewing of the Slimes.

>>16879105
I love this picture, though I would greatly prefer a hellhound to a lion.

>>16879354
You've no idea. I've come up with plenty of plans and schemes and fantasies of things I would try with one. And that's even without thinking of the crazy sexual escapades and fantasies in that realm to be lived out.
Imagine a Queen Slime as the captain of a massive Land Behemoth or Airship, and also all it's crew save for her husband, her first mate. Instantaneous information shared across all crew members so if trouble arose or decisions needed to be made, she could make them with perfect unison all together. All in the service of exploring new lands and bringing glory to herself and her husband, and to the world of research and adventure at large.
Not to mention the steamy massive 'orgies' in the 'captain's quarters' at night.
And yes, I'd want her to be as capable of developing intelligence as possible. Though I'd be fine with a Red or even a Blue, Green just seems the best for me and what I would be able to gel with.
Heh. Gel.
>>16879356
That sounds like a fun adventure as well. You better be careful though, you may break a lot of hearts that way if you don't keep some standards for behavior.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>16879367
Ah. And all is right in the world.

>>16879146
Of course I know that, why else would I be translating Japanese and other subjects of self study every night? I have my happy pills, with those and my waifu I actually feel dedicated to something and someone I care about.

>>16879366
>That sounds like a fun adventure as well. You better be careful though, you may break a lot of hearts that way if you don't keep some standards for behavior.

It will be purely formal. At least I plan to keep it that way, but if the Queen invites me to a candlelit dinner to discuss 'politics', it would be impolite to refuse her.

>>16879217
I don't see how an Oomukade would be a suitable candidate in cheering me up other than drugging me. Wait she and I can huddle up and watch movies together. Shit I think we'd just make each other get sad brains before cuddling the night away.

>>16879344
>Wake up on your birthday in an unusually empty bed, no divisions of your Queen Slime wife to be seen
>Expect to see the whole 'town' out in the manor's foyer cheering your name and celebrating, but instead it's empty
>Until you enter into the kitchen and see... her
>All of her, contained through some immense effort and magic into a single division
>The result has made her nearly twice your height and with the body of a fertility goddess of lust, but her eyes shine with an intelligence beyond knowing and a smile with emotion beyond understanding
>She glides over and caresses you against her body, which almost instantly causes you to feel both perfect comfort and to cum right on the spot from all of her potency so condensed into one spot
>"Happy Birthday, dearest. I love you."
>You feel her lips as she leans down to kiss you and are taken to heaven from the sensation
>Then you feel a second set of lips behind you that whispers "I love you" before kissing the back of your head
>Then another
>And another
>This continues until she's completely redivided herself into all of her parts, your entire body being kissed at once and a multipart chorus of "I love you" ringing out in the suddenly cramped manor, each division back down to her original size and proportions
>Sometimes, it's good to be king

>>16879376
Not sure if endearing or horrifying.

>>16879180
> Sigh, alright.
> Assume nonexistant battle pose
> Not running away? Thats the spirit!
> Dont get yout hopes high, I have never lifted a sword in my life. I am just agreeing to this because Im a hopeless muscle slut that and you have the most amazing body I have never seen, even among muscuar monsters.
> You want some of this by any chance?. Flex her muscles.
> My lower parts answer her question immediately
> She laughs. Ya know? There is something really sexy about a man just desiring you so damn much. Everyone I meet just wants to fuck a weak ass Holstaurus or they just puss out and cant put their body where their mouth is.
> She grins and toss her weapons
> You see. Im not your average Mino that you can just find sleeping in some plains. Look at my sculpted body and 8 packs, you dont see muscles like this even in other Minotaurs sweetie. If you want this beekcake you gotta earn it. I dont want just someone that can appreciate this body, I want the biggest muscle slut for whom my body is perfection.
> She toss her weapon and cracks her knuckles
> Im gonna rough you up for 10 minutes. If you like me that fucking much to endure without pussying out, I will claim you. My steel body will become yours. Show me how much you like me. Are you really that big of a muscle slut or you are just a big bluff?
> Well you know what they say, no pain no gain.

>>16879373
Well, a Queen Slime would only be that big if she were already married. They only start out with a couple or a handful of divisions. Though I could see her sending a division to be a tease and just lightly lead you on a bit, though at the end she'd point you in the direction of a single slime or maybe even another slime queen that she knows of that's single.
>>16879376
Ahh, that sounds amazing!

>>16879180
> Sigh, alright.
> Assume nonexistant battle pose
> Not running away? Thats the spirit!
> Dont get yout hopes high, I have never lifted a sword in my life. I am just agreeing to this because Im a hopeless muscle slut and you have the most amazing body I have never seen, even among muscuar monsters.
> You want some of this by any chance?. Flex her muscles.
> My lower parts answer her question immediately
> She laughs. Ya know? There is something really sexy about a man just desiring you so damn much. Everyone I meet just wants to fuck a weak ass Holstaurus or they just puss out and cant put their body where their mouth is.
> She grins and toss her weapons
> You see. Im not your average Mino that you can just find sleeping in some plains. Look at my sculpted body and 8 packs, you dont see muscles like this even in other Minotaurs sweetie. If you want this beekcake you gotta earn it. I dont want just someone that can appreciate this body, I want the biggest muscle slut for whom my body is perfection.
> She gets naked and cracks her knuckles
> Im gonna rough you up for 10 minutes. If you like me that fucking much to endure without pussying out, I will claim you. My steel body will become yours. Show me how much you like me. Are you really that big of a muscle slut or you are just a big bluff?
> Well you know what they say, no pain no gain.

>>16879387
>>16879394
English third or fourth language? Cause this is atrocious. And twice posted too.

>>16879262
Meh, I want to see what happens next.

>>16879401
Wait I thought people posted bad green-texts because they're writing late at night and their decision making abilities took a vacation, not because of they simply suck at into English.

>>16879410
>>You want some of this by any chance?. Flex her muscles.

I mean you tell me. Only Deviantart fanfic writers or people twice removed from English would write something like that.

>>16879356
>You're nearing the Mouse Kingdom in your carriage.
>A place ruled over by powerful Mouse, Rat and Dormouse families. Each family with the name of a type of cheese.
>You've been invited to tea at noon, by Princess Parmesan, a Dormouse with interest in lending the support of the Mouse Kingdom's powerful espionage networks.
>Arrive at a fancy manor, with small Mouse Girls in servant outfits scurrying back and forth to get into position to welcome your arrival.
>A Mouse Maid squeaks and leads you to the princess.
>She's sitting in the garden, tea is set on a table where she sits.
>The description of her matches what you've been told, ample breasts and a somewhat large rear end and thighs. Both attached to a small body, typical for a Dormouse. Extravagant attire that flaunts her family's wealth, formal and tasteful, hugging her figure without it being too revealing.
>She has a sharp personality, a bit spoiled with a taste for very fine artisan cheeses and comfortable beds. She is single, prone to flirting with young men, often regardless of their station which causes quite the scandal.
>She beckons you to take a seat with her.

How do you convince her to ally with the Human Kingdom?

>>16879413
Eh give me a night's rest, I'll play "English Teacher's Assistant" in the morning.

>>16879419
This scenario and the princess herself sound really, really cute. Princess Parmesan is an adorable title. Cute! I want to sleep with her!

>>16879419
>How do you convince her to ally with the Human Kingdom?
By attempting to arrange a royal marriage with her and one of the kings sons that will (probably) not be able to become the crown heir.

What? How the hell would you make an alliance by screwing a princess as some random ambassador?

>>16879419
Nigga thats Kawaii. I know I'd go right for trying to hit on her and get in her good graces that way to build a 'longstanding union'. Though I wanna hear about the other Cheese families, and see if they're equally cute and fugg/huggable.

>>16879429
>Princess Mozzarella is a Rat Girl who's a tomboy with an Italian accent.

>>16879419
Can't beat the Cow Kingdom in cheese-making.

But I bet Human craftsman could make a bed worthy of Royalty.

>>16879432
>Princess Cheddar is a regular Giant Mouse, plain, common, but homely an lovely
>Just like her sister
>And her sister
>And her sister
>And her sister...
>There is an abundance of Cheddar of the Princess variety

>>16879427
You're an ambassador, so amb her ass already!

>>16879433
>Cow Kingdom
would willingly be enslaved as a farmhand

>>16879427
Well hey, you could always flirt with one of her maids.

>>16879446
>Princess Blue-Vein, who's a bit shy, but has snow white fur and pretty blue eyes.

>>16879429
I'd try to use Monty Python's cheese sketch to reference all kinds of mice of the various cheese houses, but I'd get shot for it.

>>16879468
Don't want the Greentext Silliness Regulation, Flying Fox Division to bust in the thread and have you taken away for making a greentext too silly for the British public.


Evening, all.

>>16879468
Talk about the queens of the Mofu Kingdom instead. Each one has a different fur color and personality.

>>16879482
Beware the silver foxes.

>>16879482
I want an Arctic Snow Fox Princess who speaks broken English.

>>16879483
dont trust foxes, they just want to devour your warm, tender, juicy, rich, still throbbing liver

>>16879486
Negotiations with the Kumiho princess will be very tense.

>>16879487
yeah, particularly when she keeps lifting your shirt and licking the spot over your liver

I don't know what you people are talking about. I married an Inari, and the only part of me she likes eating is my dick.

>>16879490
I would start to panic when she begins nibbling the skin. Also begin to suspect she's no longer interested in negotiations and politely excuse myself.

When she insists that there's no need to leave so soon I would get worried.

>>16879491
People making the mistake of trusting Korean foxes.

>>16879483
Cutest delicious brown fox in existence, right there.

>>16879504
are the bottoms of hear hands and feet lighter than the rest of her?

I want to replace every light in my house with clappers and then invite a horny bat over.

Does anyone know if there are any monster girl hypnosis stories?

>>16879262
>dropped this like 3 years ago around 90
>only 14 chapters happened
did the 1911 land in flowermans hands yet

real ded hours

>>16879678
If you listen carefully, you can hear the mouse girls masturbating in the walls.

>>16879678
Squishy undead girls!

>>16879678
I wanna hug a undead.

>>16879678
>You will never be a butler to a haughty loli Wight

>>16879678
Dead is best.

>>16879706
Is that a zombie Saber?

>>16879709
Fatefags get out.

>>16879706
I'm going to sniff her panties!

>>16879712
They just smell like antispetic.

>>16879713
I'm still going to sniff them. It's not my fault, it's almost impossible to resist sniffing them.

>>16879712
That's against the rules anon! Now she is going to sit o your face as a punishment.

>>16879712
>Anon sniffs a loli Wight's underwear
>She catches him red-handed
>She gets extremely haughty
>Tells him that he needs to be thoroughly punished
>Orders him to lay down and close his eyes
>She sits on his face and begins reading a 500 pages book
>He isn't allowed to stand up until she finished reading it

>>16879722
Just to get her to do it better, I'll act like I don't enjoy it.

>>16879706
Here I was, thinking I could get through a day without thinking about perfectly smooth, well-rounded Wight butts.

>>16879726
I don't care if it breaks my neck with that huge read. I'm going to enjoy every second of that heaven.

>>16879733
>breaks my neck with that huge read.
>Exclusive FT5: Anon gets fucking MURDERED by PR Balrog.

>>16879745
Well shit. Meant "rear".

>>16879745
>Anon in hospital after a Balrog raped him until his pelvis broke
>Words anon said before being raped:
>"What are you going to do? Rape me?"
>He was then snu-snued.
>Their wedding is in one month.

>>16879778
>"What are you going to do? Rape me?"

You only say that in front of someone that isn't rapey!

>>16879745
>Balrog

From lord of the rings?

>>16879778
>Words before Marriage
>"What are you going to do, take responsibility?"

>>16879805
>say it to a kobold
>Flustered, She tries to rape you
>You just pet her head while she leg humps you.
She tried her best.

>>16879811
Careful anon. Kobolds can be dangerous creatures. They'll get hair all over your beautiful cleaned couch if you mess with them.

>>16879726
She's gonna use those claws on you if you resist!

>>16879811

You know what's gonna happen.

She's gonna "knock me over", then "forcefully" remove my pants and "have her way" with me. Afterwards I'm gonna pet her for "making me her stud"

>>16879823
>Wight loli catches you inhaling her pure panties
>Punishes you with face sitting
>anon tries his absolute hardest not to get diamonds
>wight loli getting annoyed he's not breaking under her beautiful ass
>gives his crotch a little rub with the ghost claws
>anon is towering and came in his pants
>SmugWightLoli.jpg

>>16879304
>You're looking hot today
>Stop hugging people? No sweat
>Chill out and paws for a minute, my Yuki-onna friend is coming so freeze and try not to skate off, she wants to chatter with you, she very cute

>>16879304
I wonder what happens when somebody starts enjoying it and hugs her back?

>lich with black sclera
Hello there.

We're still talking about Balrogs right?

>>16879854
That Lich is actually quite nice. Black sclera always looks good on evil girls. But are Lich evil?

>>16879855
She looks cute! I've always imagined Balrog monster girl as having huge thighs. But that one just looks like a lazy neet. I'd brush that hair and kiss those horns still.

>>16879855
Yes. Balrogs are great.
I wouldn't mind getting snu-snued by one.

>>16879858
Depends on the Lich, one or two might align themselves with Druella's faction.

>>16879853
She'll nuzzle her head on your shoulder and whisper the Leafs are up 2-1 in the series then take you to the next game

>>16879878
I don't know about hockey but that sure sounds like a great time.

>>16879876
They perform experiments on unwilling and innocent people. They're evil.

>>16879304
If I hug her back, will she stoo the puns?

>>16879919
Stop*

>>16879916
>Congratulations! You're now part of my latest experiment!
>How do you feel about Girtablilu venom?

This is how Liches get their payback on their bullies

>>16879922
Well don't you think they were like that before? There must be a reason Liches get bullied.

>>16879858
Nah, they are just nerds. Most likely a experiment to see if she can get a boy by pretending to be evil.

>>16879957
This is why Liches are for sneaking up on and cuddling while they do experiments.

>>16879966
It's why they are for ass slapping so hard they stop floating.

>tfw no yandere thing-chan who likes cuddles and is scared of fire.
Depressedsquad.jpg

>>16879983
That's a bit mean don't you think?

>>16879999
Abominations and eldritch girls are real cuties. You hug that thing, anon. Show her how important she is to you.

Raven Lich when?

>>16880002
Nope. It's just a lich after all.

>>16880003
What I need in my life is an abomination who has such a low self esteem that she can't believe anyone could love her

>>16880049
You should get an anon.

>>16879931
They're quiet and read all the time instead of discussing about what boy is their type.

If we were thrust into MGE world, who would be my brother and accompany me on patrols between Lescatie and other parts of Not Europe.

Maybe bring a bard / force a squire to be a bard and play Overworld music as we go.

>>16880097
I wouldn't mind being a healer or something. Sounds pretty cool in MGE, but is this the Order? If so then I'd definitely join, so it makes it that much better when I get captured and corrupted

>>16879706
Loli wights are for sex.

>>16880054
Anons and abominations are a perfect match
It must be heartwarming to see them convincing each other of their love for one another

Is it abomination time already? Post those meatmasses and toomanyteeth girls.

>>16880120
Real fearboner hour

>>16880120
[ x ] Irrumate

>>16880150
I thought abominations were for soft gentle sex?

>>16880120
You don't know the meaning of trust until you let an abomination give you a blowjob

>>16880150
That's the logical next step

Go away abominations, this is designated battle brother hour.

Go get rekt by the Nier credits.

>>16880157
Soft gentle irrumatio, yes.

>>16880097

>Recruits Oomukade Healer
>Her poison can heals you
>But still turns you to a sex crazed animal

Let's talk about female lizards.

>>16880120
Anyone know what kind of dog this is?

>>16880208
I don't think that's a dog, but she does seem cute like a puppy.

>>16880202
They are cute and good at fighting. But they are good for sexually abusing once you have defeated them.
Like fucking them while they're trying to teach the kids how to fight.

>>16880224
What else could it be if it isn't a dog? I don't think you know what you're talking about.

>>16880208
Anon no, that is not a dog.

>>16880242
>4 limbs
>tail
What is it then, smartass?

>>16879726
>Messing in wight's underwear drawer
>She approaches from behind, smug and haughty
>"What do you think you are doing, oh precious anon?"
>Reply with "I'm looking for my boxers. That you stole."
>It was at this moment wight realized that she wasn't so stealthy

>>16880272
messy kitties get spanked!

>>16879827
Tickle torture with those claws should be reserved for criminals. Like those caught selling condoms.

>>16880228
The kids would learn how to fight on the bed.

>>16880276
But cats like that.

>>16880280

>>16880280
What happens when I start manufacturing condoms for the sole purpose of preventing unwanted pregnancies? Or those anti-rape condoms?

>>16880272
Want this cat to stop hanging around my house, always in the corner of my eye.

>>16880314
A week locked in with your least favorite MG, while she's supercharged on raging mushrooms.

>>16880314
You go to the furry matango pit.

>>16879678
If you made her a bento and left a note on it would it appropriate for it to say left4dead?

>>16880328
Nope. You're getting facesitting punishment.

>>16880314
Probably death by actual vore.
>Better not waste any human in any capacity
Which is kinda scary.

>>16880328
She might chuckle if she understands the reference.

What do monstergirls think about vidya? I guess married ones would say they're no comparison to their husbands.

>>16880320
You mean furry futa matango pit?

>>16880333
I've tried sitting on my face before and I broke my nose in doing so. Pretty harsh punishment for something as innocuous as a joke- ohh you mean ok never mind. I mean, ooohhhhh nooooo anything but that...

>>16880341
I guess they would enjoy it. Violence would make them slightly upset but nothing the fun can't handle.

>>16880341
Depends on your monstergirl and the game.

A lot of vidya has monstergirls as killable enemies.

I'd imagine games like DDR would be impossible for some like centaurs but wicked easy for krakens.

>>16880358
Great now I want to see a centaur dancing on two ddr machines.

>>16879262
Another garbage chapter for a garbage story

>Today is US Tax Day
>Millions of household Danukis moan out in orgasmic pleasure as tax season finally comes to an end
>Millions more are also moaning as they wake up with their husbands before heading off to their job at the IRS

>>16880358
I wonder what would happen to me if I wnet to dragonia and played monster hunter. I can feel dripping elder dragons putting their claws on my shoulder and asking to see my real abilities.

Being a Redcap's target practise and fuck toy has to be a good life. She's so cute aswell.

>>16880380
If they were bigger I could slut for them. Thabk god they are mostly lolis.

>>16880389
But the point is that you're supposed to think they're all cute and innocent and then BAM, cleaver in your leg.

>>16880392
I don't think she would be able to look innocent with a bloodstained cap and a cleaver. The smile gives it away too.

>>16880395
True, but they look innocent in a scary way. Like Shoggoths.

>>16880368
>sweaty, panting monstergirls
Yes.
>>16880377
>real abilities
To what extent practicable is what I'd be concerned about. Being yanked from a game into a bed in 3 seconds sounds frightening.

>>16880397
Shoggs are outright creepy, true. But I don't get the same feeling from capcap.

I feel like she is "scary murder clown" level.

>>16880208
That's the yuri dog.

>>16880398
And straight to an elder dragon too. Maybe I would start by S'laying some yan cute kus.

>>16880404
Eh, I still think they look cute. I'd try to give one a hug.

>>16880411
I'd squash one with a hug so hard she would become white.

>>16880411
>Anon hugs a Redcap
>He fells to the ground twitching with pleasure while having a cleaver stuck to his leg

I guess this is how Redcaps say "you're my husband now!"

>>16880208
If there's one thing I like it's a long, thick, veiny tail.

Spiderbutt best butt.

>>16880415
You gotta satisfy some "urges" for that to happen, anon.

>>16880418
I'm going to get a redcap wife this way!

>>16880372
Will the Demon Lord ever show us her taxes?

>>16880426
It would be so hard she would be filled with my SE.

>>16880422
No doubt. I'd sniff Atlach Nacha butt.

>>16880427
>The delegates, Dullahan.

>A aura of purity

How can impure Kikimoras even compete with the purity of Shoggoths? Checkmate dog-birds.

>>16880427
Not until the Ratastkors revealed the information they've collected on the Demon Lord's fetishes!

>>16880432
By not transforming you into a monster.

>>16880435
Now the phrase
>somebody's doing all the raping
makes perfect contextual sense.

>>16880432
She doesn't try to trick you into being a blob of chud.

>>16880441
>>16880445
Statistics say 85% if mastahs prefer Shoggoths. Kikimoras just can't please mastah like the shoggoth master-race can.

>she can't even make fancy beds and furniture for her mastah

When will Kikimoras learn?

>>16880450
Is that statistic a shogg too? Still, I would rather keep things sane and be a human or at least a normal incubus.

>>16880450
Bullshit. Show us this source that claims that an overwhelming amount of house masters are happy with Shoggoths.

>>16880450
Yes, and 90% of mantago husbands enjoy being absorbed too. Mamono magic could make dying ogasmic

>>16880461
>>16880462
My sources are disclosed for the mastah's safety. Then again, a mastah with a maid who's a shoggoth gets all the protection in the world from his shoggoth. Kikimoras just can't protect mastah like Shoggoths can. When will they know their place as inferior maid?

>>16880464
That information is irrelevant. Shoggoths don't "absorb" their husband as you quite ignorantly put it. They just make his life better and make their mastah and themselves closer so they can love each other better. Shoggoths can provide an intimacy and romance that Kikimoras just can't compete with.

>>16880464
Do you think the reason why KC doesn't go there is because he doesn't want to allude to real life subjects that depressing?

>>16880450
>When will Kikimoras learn?
Carpenter Kiki making elegant and comfortable furniture that doesn't make guests and mastah squeamish

>>16880478
>mantago husbands enjoy being absorbed

Clearly his brain has already been turned to slime

>>16880480
>Natural death is depressing
Wah you big baby.

>>16880478
Disclosed means make the unknown known, so cough up the source or we'll assume it's just another piece of shoggoth slime.

>>16880491
I was referring to suicides and fetishes that have you get killed during sex but if you want to reference fear of death sure.

>>16880478
Shoggoths aren't even maids, they are just pretending to be ones. They are chaos beings that used to serve whatever the fuck those insane things are and they just thought that being with a human would be a nice idea.
They can't even clean or cock, they just become things while slowly devouring their master insanity while also transforming him into one of them.

>>16879709
Get a load of this dork.

>>16880486
>squeamish

Mastah gets indulged in the finest pleasures and comfort. Mastah will never be squeamish with his shoggoth maid there for him.

>>16880492
The information may or may not have been conducted with the assistance of a shoggoth due to the limited amount of paper to go around.

>>16880505
Shoggoths are maids, have you not seen their cute maid uniform? It's so cute that the Kikimoras "rags" can't even compete with shoggoth's level of cuteness.

Shoggoths can clean and cook you silly billy. Stop spreading fake news about Shoggoths to compensate for your inferior maid. Why don't you go pick up a Shoggoth and see for yourself?

>>16879706
Now I want to see a lichloli with an even greater ass than that.

>>16880515
Oh right. Shoggs don't even use maid uniforms, they are just naked. That's the same as someone using body paint and saying they are using clothes, though it's exactly what I would expect from a being that's just trying to copy a true maid.

>Shoggoths can clean and cook you silly billy
Riiight. They throw away all the cutlery not only because it makes possessing master more easy, but also because they can't wash it. Tell a shogg to clean your house and she'll just throw things away, they have no idea how to act like a proper maid.

How do Shogs punish their mastah?

I heard one Kiki makes her mastah licks the carpet where he spilled his wine while stepping on his head.

>>16880531
You're lying. Stop bullying Shoggoths. They didn't do anything wrong.

>>16880540
Maids don't do that

>>16880540
Shogs don't punish their mastah. It's un-maid-like and un-lady-like to hurt the one they care for.

>>16880540
Nice False Flag

I H8 B8. I R8 0/8

>>16880540
>I heard one Kiki makes her mastah licks the carpet where he spilled his wine while stepping on his head

I need that so damn much. I want an innocent pure Kikimora who turn into that when I accidentally spill some wine. I don't want her to show me mercy and I want her to tell me how much of a piece of shit I am.

>>16880553
>I H8 B8. I R8 0/8
Please reloc8
out of here.

>>16880560
Nice one anon

>>16880546
Fine. Go try to fight a kiki somewhere else.

>>16880546
Shoggoths are scary!

>>16880568
>implying I'd go anywhere near such an inferior, judgmental, fake, inefficient "maid"

>>16880576
Wait, why are you talking about shoggs now? I thought you liked them.

Will there ever be a better dinosaur related MG thing than this?

Probably not.

>>16880597
That's really cute. But now I have a dire urge to lick that T-Rex's abs.

>>16880576
>>16880587
Two voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the fetishes of the anons. The posters loved from kiki to shogg, and from shogg to kiki, and from kiki to shog again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Is it true what they say? That Shogs are for people who were rejected by Kikis?

>>16880617
Shoggs are just bootleg kikis.

>>16880617
Shogs accept everyone in need, unlike picky Kikis.

>>16880626
This

>Train hard to be stronk as fuck from childhood to adulthood to become the strongest man on earth
>Cover yourself in concealing clothes when you go out at night to take care of your business
>Surprise the town's troublemaking monsters like Manticores and Hellhounds by turning the tables on the rape game everytime you're ambushed
>Deny them the shame of defeat by gently fucking them all the way to ahegao
>They keep coming back for rematches in attempts to save face but keep losing regardless
>You have the courtesy not to tell everyone about them being defeated since you like wrestling them to test your skills
>Until the final test comes when all of them band together to fight you like you're some kind of final boss
The true dream, to be the change you want to see.

>>16880630
The fun in it would be to be a buff and muscular anon but to still get defeated.

>>16880630
And at the end of that day they are all laying on the ground, impregnated and satisfied.

>>16880655
Everyone wins and the DL is happy.

>>16880662
There are no losses in mge.

>>16880667
Well...

Let's talk about Minotaur, brownie warrior girl with DD tits that protects you, has a body fit to be worshipped and cuddled for entire days and will give you a life of just eating, sleeping and sexy times. She is very underappreciated, unlike her cousin of inferior body.

I'm going to steal a vampire's stockings and then masturbate with them. Nobody can stop me.

>>16880672
She was my first KC girl. She is indeed pretty sexy, but my tastes have refined.

>you will never steal all your kiki daughteru's panties so she has to go around bare down there like her mother

>>16880672
I'd rest on one's boobs. After that we would eat some stake and then I would go to bed with her, revealing that our new blanket is completely red.

>>16880696
You daughteru dickers seriously need to stop with these kinds of posts because I'm turning to the dark side and I don't like it

>>16880710
Come over to the dark side anon, there is nothing more pure and innocent than a little monstergirl. They'll love you forever and have the softest, tightest pussies!

>>16880710
It means you were a daughteru dicker from the very beginning. You're just opening your eyes now.

>>16880682
Refined? Who has replaced her?

>>16880710
I'll bet you touted yourself as monogamous, too.
This might be sad if it wasn't so funny.

>>16880710
You can't turn off the dark.

>tfw people used to get in actual arguments about if loli was okay for the thread or not way back in the day
>now dicking the daughteru is completely acceptable and even promoted
Oh how the times change.

>>16880729
My head is full of slime now. Dark Slime mostly.

>>16880740
No anon, it's 'You can't lock up the darkness!'

>>16880752
But I was referencing the Spider-man Musical, not the Flash TV series.

>>16880761
Oh, my bad then. Carry on!

>>16880749
Good taste, at least.

>>16880717
>>16880719
>>16880738
>>16880740
I need help not encouragement and more fantasies.

>>16880747
we slippery slope now

>>16880747
I never really cared and I'm not about to start now.
Although that doesn't mean I won't poke fun at those who craft ludicrous excuses for their deviancy.

No one will ever convince me to dick my Hellhound, Jinko or Minotaurus daughters (no, not a harem. It is just these 3 are my waifus depending on how I feel at the particular moment one or the other will be my waifu)

>>16880775
What a shit fucking fantasy.

>>16880771
Help with what? You would be free in mge, anon. You can ravish your precious daughteru's body without needing to worry about the consequences. It would even make her happy.

>>16880740
I can if I turn the lights on.

>>16880765
Thanks, but now all I can imagine is slimy Minotaurs who brag about their fake muscle definition.

>>16880775
You're going to get a hernia lying to yourself that hard.

>>16880783
I guess you're right

>>16880783
>It would even make her happy.
This. Sure she could get a husband, but getting daddy's cummies instead would make her the envy of all her little friends.

>>16880747
I'm nearly convinced nobody from exodus era /mgt/ is here anymore.

Even the posts are radically different now.

>>16880825
I'm still here. I don't post often because sometimes I feel like there isn't a conversation I can engage in.

>>16880802
>>16880811
I wonder how my daughteru would feel with me corrupting others into becoming daughteru dickers.

>>16880832
KDF, out.

>>16880833
>haha I said the name!

>>16880833
That's not his MO at all, as far as I've seen he's respectful to people who don't want to dick their daughterus.

>Good day anon. Perhaps you would like to join me in my laboratory today so we can discuss memetic world network jokes that normal homosexuals lack understanding of? Reee.
>(Am I doing this right? It feels so dumb.)

>>16880833
Goddammit there it is again. At least people aren't calling me Alp anymore.

And I'm not a daughteru dicker, I just play with them.

>>16880839
Quicksilver, leave.

>>16880844
Being Lich-chan is suffering.

>>16880845
>And I'm not a daughteru dicker, I just play with them.
Well that doesn't sound suspicious at all my dude.

>>16880844
Well at least she tried. I'm sure she can get better at it.

>>16880825
Nope, I'm still here too.
It's true the atmosphere of the place has changed to be far more cutsey and focuses on daughterus and waifus (which I don't care for but whatever, things change.), but every now and then the old thread I know and love shows itself.

>>16880852
It's true. I would rather have my daighterus find a cute and nice guy while I spend some quality time with my waifu.

>>16880811
Yeah, but I'd prefer to have a large family and have my daughterus marry a similar man to me. Then I can be friends with them and have somebody with similar interests. And I'm sure my daughterus would prefer to marry a cute guy than their daddy.

Ontop of that, grand daughterus and a large family to celebrate with and love.

>>16880844
Just, just sit with me. I'll chug and be happy with whatever concoction you'll churn up. Just stop with that talk please.

>>16880844
This Lich is confusing me. But sure, I'd be happy to listen to her talk while I give her a massage.

>>16880866
You won't be able to resist dicking her anon.

>>16880875
I'm pretty sure I will. I have no need to when I have my waifu who can satisfy me and I can satisfy her.

>>16880875
Not with the average level of willpower displayed in this thread, he won't.

>>16880877
Nobody can beat the dick anon, not even you.

>>16880880
I'm not your average husbando.

>>16880880
You do have some anons here that would not bow to the pussy.

>>16880886
But if we can't beat the dick why aren't we all Alps?

To the daughteru fuckers, would you be alright if your waifu fucked your son? Of course not but then why would you accept the inverse?

>>16880872
>"Anon, I am now hungry. Bring me a plate of chicken meat that was cut into small easily eatable shapes, breaded, and frozen to be thawed for later consumption. I believe my behavior has been good enough, calculated into arbitrary points, to deserve this from you.

>>16880888
Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. Read it. Whatever.
A good chunk of people in here sound like they'd let their daughterus push them around and get away with just about anything they wanted.

>>16880899
Because it's a fantasy made up in my head where there are no rules and only things I directly desire can happen.

That was a pretty dumb question.

>>16880899
I can understand daughteru dicking. But I wouldn't do it myself ever. Nor will I shit on other people's fantasy because they want to do it. They're cool with me.

>>16880903
Daughterus aren't the same as real children, anon. They love their parents. True, because I've never been a parent or taken care of a child in my life, learning to become a parent and saying No may possibly prove a challenge. But I know I can do it.

>>16880899
Because at least in my monstergirl family, it would be the three of us all fucking each other. She and my daughteru would have just as much fun alone together as I would with either of them. Then there's the three-ways too.

Besides, monstergirls wouldn't have sons.

>>16880907
His question had nothing to do with the possibility of it.

>>16880896
Only that's wrong. No matter your fetish or how tough you think you are, your dick craves the pussy.
Anons say nothing beats the dick, but in the end pussy is just as unbeatable.

Unless you go abstinent.

>>16880899
I'm not into daughers, but this is not supposed to work both ways, just like reverse harems are not a thing here.

>>16880915
The morality of dicking your daughteru, whether or not it's "fair" to your waifu, doesn't matter because none of this is real. The question itself is invalid.

>>16880916
And look how well that went for certain groups. Better bust a move before your balls burst.

>>16880907
>>16880914
>unhinged immature greed
This is why the fantasies you discuss is uninteresting as fuck. Bet you don't even live your waifus

>>16880927
It's a discussion, anon, just because it's theoretical doesn't mean it's an invalid question.
Unless you're implying every single theoretical question ever posed is invalid because "it's not real."

>>16880948
>the fantasies you discuss is uninteresting as fuck
that's just like, your opinion man

>>16880639
Dunno about you but I wouldnt waste all that gathered power in being defeated.

>>16880954
Well, you publicly posted it.
If you don't want replies about it one way or the other, don't post it.

>>16880948
Greed isn't a good thing. But come on anon, this is just fantasies we're talking about. Let anons indulge in their fantasies. It's their only escape from reality.

>>16880960
you're replying to my first post of the day though

>>16880960
This.

>>16880958
Makes it more delicious because you think you stand a chance and get all prideful but then you're still defeated.

>>16880966
Take it as a general statement regarding anons getting butthurt about others critiquing their fantasies, then.

>>16880899
I think it's fair. Daughteru dicking is healthy, so the reverse would be fine as well.

>>16880948
Fucking so? Humans are selfish down to their very nature, no matter what you do it's always motivated by a desire that comes from wanting something for yourself. Greed is perfectly natural and daughteru dicking isn't nearly the worst thing to indulge in.

>>16880968
That's when you devise better tactics to make them think they're winning, before you turn it around and reduce them to mushy ahegaoing piles

How about them reptile girls

>>16880963
Anons are perfectly free to indulge in their fantasies, but once they place it in the public spotlight, it's no longer private.
If someone wants to post their fantasies while controlling what kind of responses they get, they should go to a site that facilitates that with blocking tools. I'm not trying to be a snark, I'm stating facts.

>>16880975
That's what morals are there for.

Your waifu is also greedy for your liabilities

>>16880975
"Natural" does not imply "good."

>>16880987
Nobody was telling you not to post? I'm not sure who you're referencing. This session of discussion about daughteru dicking has been pretty fair so far.

>>16880982
That does sound good. Making it feel like she's winning and then turn the tables. The surprise and pleasure on her face would be nice to see.

>>16880988
>>16880991
"Good" and "morals" are subjective.

>>16880986
Crocodile girl when?

>>16880975
Natural instincts only work to keep you alive. They're not inherently "good".

>>16880982
It would be funny to see monsters getting surprised when strong willed anons show up.

>>16880899
>>16880972
Why do you always assume there would be a son in the equation? Do you have a swingers fetish or some shit?

>>16880995
And then when you stand victorious among the defeated hounds, you become their husbando.

>>16880994
I think I got you mixed up with someone else. Ah well.
That statement was directed at those who respond to every question someone poses against them with "It's just a fantasy man."

>>16881004
I see the question he posed sailed neatly over your head.

>>16881009
Of course I'd like revenge rape, but turning the tides is always a nice cheeky surprise.

>>16881004
He asked if sonnu fucking was fine and I said yes.

>>16880972
Give me a C

>>16881020
He wasn't referring to the single momster adoptive stuff like pic-related anon.
>>16881021
U

Daughterus are for pats and for giving candy, not for the peen.

>>16881029
N

>>16881033
N

>>16881036
I

>>16881029
And? Sonnu fucking is still fine.

>>16881039
E

>>16881021
>>16881029
>>16881033
>>16881036
>>16881039
>>16881042
Way to be anons. Way to be.

>>16881041
Adopted son and single mommy is fine for son fucking.

>tfw no Apophis adopted mommy

>>16881048
Any time my man.

>>16881055
I'm talking about non adoptive stuff. Of course normal things like that is fine, it's not like she is actually thinking about you as a son.

>today on /daughterudickinggeneral/
This is you right now.

>>16881062
Weak bait anon.

>>16881063
Dont care about it, i asked the question and well, its a fantasy. Let the people have their fetish.

>>16881070
How is it bait? He asked a question and I answered it.

>>16881070
In case you haven't noticed yet, he is basically calling you a hypocrite in the most drawn out manner possible.

>>16881063
It's annoying what it devolves into.

People forget to talk about monster girls.

Is she trying to pass as an eternal 17 year old?

>>16881096
Either way, I'm going to go up to her and confess how long I've loved her for.

>>16881096
That hairstyle is dumb.

>>16881096
she's a nerd

I want to pin a Kiki to the ground by sitting on her great big butt!

>>16881100
>>16881104
The bullying stops now.

>>16881096
Needs more twintails to use as handle bars after she gets bitten by an Apophis.