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Maids are olev.

olev!

>>16866830
>within 9 seconds
Holy shit dude.

>>16866826
>tfw no phantom to make my life exciting

Reminder not to bully the lilims

Remember to help your fellow man by revealing their hiding places to lonely monster girls!

>>16866826
That's a cool Phantom.

Let's strive for 50% less Autism this thread /mgt/!

I still want to know how an undead slime would work. The most I could come up with was that they're possessed loose slime and they're called Ectoplasms.

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>>16866844
The design is nice. But I wouldn't go anywhere near that.

>>16866809
>Ghost posses slime
>finds her mind is full of simple happy things
>her view on the world is so pure and happy
>but her mind is very simple and quite blank
>ghost doesn't even know how to operate her body or control it

>>16866852
c'mon anon just giver her a chance

>>16866852
What, is she a real tool or something?

>>16866851
>in a tibetan shitposting walkthrough site

>>16866837
can you playfully tease her?

>>16866847
I don't know how they'd work but knowing how dumber a Dragon gets when she becomes undead I can only assume than a Slime which is already the dumbest species will have an intelligence so abysmal that the only thing she will be able to understand is "husband's dick = good"

>>16866847
Ectoplasm would make perfect sense as excess DE left behind by Ghost type monstergirls.

>>16866847
>I still want to know how an undead slime would work.
basically a slime that has replaced all the fluid of a corpse with itself and effectively is pocessing a body that way/

>>16866861
I'm sorry, it's just the tongue and hat freaks me out.

>>16866844
Of all the strange things in mge having your umbrella, lantern, or cloth turned into a girl to fuck has to be the strangest of them all

>>16866878
that tougne would feel good all over your body

Please remember that hobgoblins are good girls but with fragile egos. Indulge her in front of the other goblins and spoil her when alone to keep her happy.

>>16866830
What's you opinion on albino, tribal cyclops maids?
Also why do so many artists seem to draw cyclops without a nose.

>>16866882
They're traditional youkai, so it's not that farfetched.

>>16866833
Not my best time.

>>16866868
They probably need a lot of spirit energy to get their mental faculties going.
They probably hunt for husbands by sniffing out dense packets of spirit energy and then when they find a man they flop down on top of him and rape him dry. Then comes the part where the Ectoplasm's mind asserts itself and she gets flustered.

>>16866863
It appears to be a recurring element. Use an object long enough, demon energy gives it life, and it acts according to how it's treated. There's two others out there that run along the same lines.

>>16866882
thats kind of a thing in japanese folklore, not the fucking but the things that people care about enough evenutally getting their own souls things,
which combined with mge rules means basically any object you hold sentimental value could potentially suddenly become a monstergirl

>>16866881
Her fashion sense is lovely.

>>16866884
Hobgoblins are for going along with the schemes of, even if they're really shortsighted.
I'd love to be one's 'loyal servant' that actually keeps things in order so she doesn't drive her troop off a cliff.

>>16866881
I love those clothes

>>16866897
so anons,
what kind of stuff do you have that could turn into monstergirls if you were in mge?

>>16866884
>>16866901
I want to spoil a Hobgoblin like a princess!
The tittyprincess deserves pampering!

>>16866912
My pet lizard? Maybe? I'm not sure. Either way she'd be very tsun.

>>16866886
because most ppl draw the nose between the eyes

>>16866912
If my computer turned into a monstergirl I'd be pretty fucking pissed off, especially because I built the thing myself with a lot of effort.

> Im walking an ancient battlefield or graveyard in Zipangu
> Its getting dark, it will definitivwly get dark before I can reach the hotel.
> I now fear getting caught by an Ushi-Oni or worst, knifed by a "gajin are not welcome!" Zipangu racial purity fanatic guy.
> I see a single Ochimusha walking around
> "H-hey, excuse me. You are a warrior right?"
> Nods seriously
> I suddengly cling myself to her arm
> "Could you please walk with me back to my hotel? Its getting scary and I fear I could get assaulted."
What would she do?

>>16866901
Would you want to be a blacksmith's teenage apprentice who gets kidnapped by Goblins because their Hobgoblin chief has a crush on you?
Just imagine an awkward hormonal teenage shortstack who got thrust into the position of leading her fellows way too soon because Goblin society is full of ditzes.
Would you let her "rape" you with her tits to assert her status as your "master"?
Would you pat her on the head when she does good?

>>16866881
I like these types of outfits.

>>16866928
>Ochimusha having a potential Lord asking her to protect him

How can she resist?

>>16866881
is there a tag for clothes like this?

>>16866926
thats sounds like an idea for a romantic comedy

>>16866929
I'd want exactly that. I'd act all frightened and in awe of her in front of her friends and play the part during the day, and pamper her and give her all the reassurance when she's alone with me at night. I'd polish her horns an give her way oversized tits some support by holding them up for her to give her poor strained back a break.

>>16866765
Yeah, no.

>>16866901
I fucking love Naav's hobgoblins, they're made for paizuri.

>>16866928
make you her apprentice and take you on adventures.

>>16866969
He can draw a lot of girls that are perfect for standing paizuri.

>>16866954
Don't forget to let your cute mistress sit on your lap at all times anon. She needs access to your dick whenever she wants. Actually she mainly wants cuddles, but dick is a nice side benefit.

>>16866969
Aren't all Hobgoblins made for Paizuri?

>>16866987
It would be her throne of honor, so all of her goblin horde knows that she's proudly owning that dick all day long And when they're all asleep I'd rest my head on hers and envelope her in my arms while gently rubbing her up and down telling her she's doing so well.

>>16866939
Not sure, but it's a good chunk of why I like Griffons.

>>16866987
Also boobhats

>>16866928
that one secret sword technice that only destroys your clothes.

>>16866987
Hobgoblins could also work as stand-ins for Holsts.

>>16867007
That would be perfect. Carrying her around on your shoulders with her big tits on your head, her contentedly awaw-ing with her face rested between them.

>>16866992
How big would your Hobgoblin mistress's tits be? Her pride and joy?

“I dress up like a mage and cast hugs! And uncontrollable Tourette's !”

>>16866886
That's the same artist as the two other cyclops doujins right, the ones with the one armed formerly homeless cyclops girl who gets taken in and becomes supremely lewd?

>>16866992
Keep in mind anon, once your mistress wants to go to bed you're not allowed to pull out of her.
You'll have to fuck her in a carry position all the way to her bed.

>>16867030
>cast hugs
You can't just do that. That spell hasn't been rebalanced yet!

>all this hobgoblin love
I'm proud of you guys. They deserve the best.

>>16867030
And I cast reflect. Yeti can go hug herself.

>>16867050
>hug herself.
dammit anon now you reminded of that one depressing manga

>>16866956
No, really. Bollocks has a shit attitude but if he stopped whining about the threads opinion on him as a person and obsessing over 40kiddy shit he'd be above average.
Guys like Historianon and Negawalker are more deserving of the position, because they were both egotists and weren't as good as they liked to think they were.

>>16867050
Now that yeti is getting off from her own hug, run fast while she's aroused

>>16867046
They're just fucking great and need to be loved until their full and then some more so it overflows.

>>16867029
About the size of her entire chest, and only getting bigger every year, to her half-delight half-worry
>>16867041
If it's what she wants, I'll grab her hips and pump her short body with each step on the way so her big tits flop against her own face. She's getting all the lovin every single step of the way, then nothing but body worship and doing whatever position she asks for once we reach the bed.
>>16867046
They're fantastic, they hit a very specific kind of attraction.

Learn the enemy.

>>16867068
>shrodinger's vagina

Kek. I'd still fuck an alp's brains out.

>>16867062
Mating press the hobgoblin until she heart pupils.
>>16867066
>They're fantastic, they hit a very specific kind of attraction.
They have two types of appeal. They target both people who like short stacks and people who like harems due to their association with Goblins. I happen to like both so they're like a gift from god himself.

Reminder that if a Kiki leglockd you with thoes bird legs while you're fucking her in missionary, it means she wants mastah's daughterus.

>>16867053
Looks like the evil reflected as well.

>>16867059
She better stay like that until the cops get her again.

>>16867068

>>16867066
>After a few years Hobgoblin's chest is obscenely huge
>She shows it off to all her horde with haughty pride
>Once they're gone out raiding she lets herself lay down on her 'dickthrone' to try and relax
>He dutifully massages both them and her back lovingly

>>16867084
I will do so. I'll tend to her every need as she is the deserved chief!
>>16867106
PERFECT

>>16867066
>She's getting all the lovin every single step of the way, then nothing but body worship and doing whatever position she asks for once we reach the bed.
She'll probably just want you to fuck her in the missionary position so she can kiss you while you pound away.

>>16867106
>The teenage Hobgoblin blossomed into a beautiful busty woman with tits even bigger than her mother.
>The boy she captured became her husband, dickthrone and personal blacksmith.
>Every night she caresses his muscles as she fucks him in every position she can think of, even the ones like Amazon that she probably couldn't do if her husband wasn't so doting.

>>16867112
Then that will be my duty.
>>16867124
I'd get massive levels of swole so she can feel every bit of pampered from her boytoy. Only the best for her, the most overdeveloped in all Goblindom

>>16867144
You stuff that super busty shortstack Hobbler, anon. Fill her like a water-balloon every night.

Talking of shortstacks, dorafs confirmed to be midgets, as if they weren't already.

Congratulations Anon! You were accepted into MGC University as a exchange student!
You weren’t allowed to pick you new roommate. They just assigned you one.

Roll for your monster girl roommate (You get one re-roll):
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random/Mamono

The bad news? Well... your roommate is a bit odd, to say the least.

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Roll 1d8 for personality:

1. Overly energetic.
2. Shut-in.
3. Sport fanatic.
4. Science freak.
5. Lazy.
6. Dudebro.
7. Pervert.
8. Choose two.

You might want to know how she looks:
Roll 1d10:

1. Curvy
2. Hourglass
3. Big ass
4. Big breast
5. Meaty thighs
6. Slim
7. The norm of her race
8. Loli
9. Shortstack
10. Choose two.

Not so bad yet? Well... she a quirks:
Roll 1d10

1. Yandere.
2. She is a hybrid between two different monster girls (Roll what she is a hybrid of) (Extreme means she's a hybrid of 4 races. Roll for race 3 times)
3. She's an Alp (Extreme form means that she's newly transformed)
4. Love bird
5. Tsundere
6. She has an identical twin and lives with you too. (Extreme form means she is a triplet) (Roll for twin's personality)
7. She's Chuuni
8. She's filthy rich. That you two ended up in the same room might not have been up to chance.
9. Roll twice. Re-roll of you roll this again.
10. Roll again, But this time it becomes an “extreme” form.

And then there is always her fetish:
Roll 1d8:

1. Maledom or femdom (your choice)
2. Revers-Gangbang
3. Rape (Raping or being raped. Your choice)
4. Impregnation
5. Humiliation
6. Nympho
7. Hand holding and tender love making
8. Roll twice, re-roll if you get this again.

So Anon, will you make it through the semester? How's your time studying there? Will you stay with her afterwards?

>>16867176
That's cute. I want to pick her up.

>>16867176
I want to pat her on the head and call her a cutie!

>>16867186
>Yeti
>Pervert
>Big Breasts
>Science Freak Twin
>Impregnation

>>16867054
>No, really. Bollocks has a shit attitude but if he stopped whining about the threads opinion on him as a person and obsessing over 40kiddy shit he'd be above average.
Except I've almost never liked Warhammer 40,000 outside of the hyperbole and satire it actually represents. I've always been more of a fan of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian and Warhammer Fantasy, which is something people tend to meme as being a bad thing when the setting was far better than Age of Jewmar.

Can't help you on the other points.

>>16867206
>Two big breasted Yetis Hugging you and won't let you go until you impregnated them both.
Lucky man.

>>16867186
>Kejouro

Yes

>Pervert

YES

>Loli

YES!

>Extreme love bird

Can it get any better?

>Hand holding and tender love making

Yup. It got better.

>So Anon, will you make it through the semester? How's your time studying there? Will you stay with her afterwards?

I'd spend ever waking hour with her and I'd definitely marry her after.

>>16867186
>Elf
>Shut in, pervert
>Species norm
>Twin who is also a shut in
>Tender love making
Excuse me, you sold me a pervert but they only want under the covers missionary with the lights off between anime episodes.

>>16867186
>JubJub
>Choose Two: Pervert and Overly Energetic
>Shortstack
Well shit that makes sense. Nice.
>Tsundere
A Tsundere JubJub is quite an odd combination.
>Being Raped

I think I'll make it.

Wtf I love hobgoblins now.

>>16867186
Honey Bee
Overly energetic
Hourglass
Hybrid with a Chochin-Obake
Rape

I'm really not sure how this would work.

>>16867265
The bee is covered in ghost fire.

>>16867186
Dragon Zombie
Pervert
hourglass
new alp
humiliation

>>16867186
>Arachne
>Genki
>Hourglass Body
>Extreme
>Extreme Again
>Twin + Double Extreme equals Quadruplets.
>Add on Lazy, Dudebro and Shut-in Hourglass Arachnes
>Genki has a rape fetish
>Lazy has a fetish for being raped
>Dudebro has a Reverse-gangrape fetish
>Shut-in has a Handholding and tender lovemaking fetish.

I'll make it through the semester because I still have my childhood friend in my heart despite not being able to say goodbye when my family moved away.
I'll befriend those spiders and help them hook up with nice boys.
And then when I marry my Demonfu the Genki one'll be the equivalent of my Best Man.
They'll probably even sew my waifu's wedding dress.

>>16867186
>Atlach-Nacha
Why do I always get Atlach Nacha when I do these things? Strange. But I'm not complaining since I absolutely love Atlach Nachas.
>Shut in & Lazy (Pick Two)
Nice, I love myself an abusive NEET spider room mate.
>Shortstack
Lovely
>she's filthy rich
I sure hope she becomes my mistress ojou-sama, because it's starting to sound like that. I'd be her little servant who fetches her snacks.
>Humiliation
That's actually my fetish. I want her to humiliate me!

This is going to be a great semester, I'm going to love my time there with my Shortstack ojou-same femdom Atlach Nacha. I'd definitely go back to stay at the mansion she probably lives at to be her servant and husband forever.

>>16867268
That sounds pretty badass actually, also kind of sounds like something out of pokemon. Overly energetic sounds pretty normal for a honey bee, at least to me, hourglass is just the best, and no matter which way the rape goes its consensual because I'd like to see what its like to fuck a bug/fire type.

>>16867186
>Shut-in Sahuagin w/beefy thighs

I'm sold already

>Extreme Yandere
>Into reverse gangbang

...God damn it. There's always a catch

>>16867186
>Apophis
>Lazy
>Big breasts
>Identical twin (Pervert)
>They're into humiliation
Why do I have a feeling I'm going to end up a wreck? I'm not ready to be GRAPED.

>>16867296
Well if she's an extreme yandere that means she'll just chug a case of doppel potions so that she can be the only woman you need in a reverse gangbang.

>>16867297
Just lay down on the bed and let those busty grapesnakes GRAPE you anon. Accept their love and venom.

>>16867297
Anon your story sounds like the beginning of a GRAPED.com video if I'm honest.

>Poor little virgin college boy gets GRAPED by two Apophi

>>16867225
And here we see a man who just hit the jackpot. Just make sure that you don't let your studies fall behind. I bet every day must be haven to you.

>>16867231
No refunds. But hey, you got two for the price of one. Butt they are both perverts, so they would be willing to try other stuff as long as you show them how much you love them. So will you try and see what you can get them to do or will you stay having slow sex with them between gurren lagann episodes?

>>16867238
So you'll be raping her all day, every day? I bet she would say she hated it but wiggle her hips against your cock at the same time.

>>16867265
Fire-coverd ghost honeybee that rapes you, it's that simple.

>>16867275
Have fun walking her trough the streets with her having no clothes and nothing more than a collar.

>>16867276
You must stay strong for your waifu anon. They will respect you for that. And they would make the best wedding dress there is.

>>16867186
>A slim Dudebro Doppel with a handholding fetish
>Her twin is a science freak with a rape fetish

So the bro jokes around with me by pretending to be my waifu and gives me some advice on how to dick her while also trying to make me rape her huge nerd of a sister. They seem like really awesome friends. Would keep in contact even if I moved away.

>>16867300
...and redeemed.

Always wondered what it would be like to die smothered in Chun-Li's thighs

>>16867186
>Khepri
>Pervert
>Slim
>Filthy Rich
>Maledom
Well that sounds alright, I always did like Khepris.

>When the shit-eating weeaboo waifufaggot for the MC's sister returns to the dungeon dive
>With two kunoichi, a Tengu retainer, a kitsune/baneneko Onmyodo and an EXTRA THICC Oni

Is it true that Zipangu will always be the land of monster fuckers before the rest of the world?

>>16867306
>You must stay strong for your waifu anon.
I'm just imagining telling the Genki one my story and she gets so touched that she pulls me into a hug and starts crying.
Her sisters wanted her to set me up for a gangbang, but she just didn't have it in her after hearing the story.

> trap character in mgi
I dunno kind of looks like Rukia from bleach so I'd still do it.

>>16867306
>Fire-coverd ghost honeybee that rapes you
I say again, that sounds cool as shit and I'd love to find out what its like to be raped by that.

>>16867323
>Extra thicc
I fucking knew people would find this again when Samurai Jack S5 came out.

>>16867186
>Flowkelp
> pick two science freak and shut-in
>big breast
>love bird
>hand holding and tender love making
With this perfect combo I've received , I think that I'll defiantly make it through the semester and get the all the studying I need. Afterwards I'll be more than happy to stay with her, I bet hearing me say yes to staying with her will make blush like crazy and lead to a night of fierce snuggling.

>>16867300
>Just lay down on the bed and let those busty grapesnakes GRAPE you anon. Accept their love and venom.
But they want to humiliate me! My only hope is that the lazy one is too lazy to act at the same time as her sister.
>>16867305
If it goes online all the other monsters would laugh at me.

What restaurant would you open up with your monstergirl waifu and what would it serve? What would it be called? Who would you hire?

>>16867341
>If it goes online all the other monsters would laugh at me.

They'd call you a grape slut. Hold that honour with pride, all while venom leaks from the holes on your neck. Slut.

>>16867342
I imagine any seafood restaurant with oysters on the menu would be pretty popular

>>16867341
Their brand of humiliation is a bit different anon.
The lazy one lays you on top of her and spreads your legs with her tail while the pervert mounts and rides you.
Then the pervert starts whispering lewd things into your left ear while the lazy one whispers romantic things into your right.
And then when they've finished fucking you senseless they'll take pictures of your cute blushing orgasm face and post it online to mark you as theirs.
They'll brag about how cute you are so much that it'll be embarrassing!

>>16867094
She is the police

Horror story time:
> You see a website about female bodyguards in Russian. You cant see much of the girls, but all the abs pics and the faces of the women painted with tiger-like marks make you decide its fap time.
> A chat window open in the site, with very rough english you are asked "You like the girls here?" you answer affirmatively "why you like them?" you reply that you like the idea of being protected by them.
> "да" is all the chat window says before the site disppears.
> You forget about the incident and a couple of days latter, the doorbell rings as you are alone at home.
> You open the door to see..... an at least 7ft tall muscled woman with brown flowing hair, yellow eyes and tiger marks in her face. Her arms are covered in a heavy jacket and her feet in a sports pants and huge shoes. Her hands are covered in huge gloves but yiu cant help but notice something odd about them. She is wearing a russian hat covering her ears. Her jacket is opened, revealing a rock solid set of chiseled abs, as she is only wearing a black top that reads "NKVD".
> You are speechless, thinking that maybe this woman is lost or something.
> "Y-yes?"
> "Выше ручки!"
> "Excuse me?"
> "Не сопротивляйтесь! Руки вверх!"
> You are getting scared, by her angry shouts and take a few steps back before asking her once more.
> "ЭТО ВАШ ПОСЛЕДНЕЕ ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЕ! РУКИ ВВЕРХ!"
> At this point you just proceed to get back inside your home and close the door, or at least you try, as something heavy prevents you from closing the door. With incredible speed the tall woman rush inside your home, you try to run but she grabs you by the arm.
> "Ugh!" is all you can say as she delivers a painful powerful punch to your stomach. Making you collapse to the ground as you lose consciousness the last you see is this girl slowly approaching you.
> You wake up in a dimly lit room seated on a chair alone, with a paper in front of you and a pen. You look at the paper, all of it written in Russian but luckily it has a copy translated in English. Your fingerprints are already inked in the papers.
> You confess to "Numerous crimes against the Communist Mamono Realm" and admit yourself deserving of lifetime term of communal beimg the communal муж NKVD Village 14.
> Your 7ft captor steps through the door, now you can clearly see her tiger paws and ears. Wearing nothing but her top and shorts.
> "Подпишите признание!" she shouts pointing at the paper and giving handing you the pen.
> She opens the rooms metal door and all you can hear are moans coming from different rooms, as a warning that refusal is not an option.
> "ПОДПИСАТЬ ЕГО! ТЕПЕРЬ! ТЕПЕРЬ! ТЕПЕРЬ!"
> You sign it, as it is clear you will end up doing it anyway one way or the other.
> The Jinko for the first time, soften her semblance.
> "Хорошо! Теперь расслабься, это не повредит тебе."
> Before you can even ask her what she is saying, you begin to lose consciousness and realize she hit you in the neck. However the strike was too fast and didnt hurt.
> You wake up in a large bed in a wooden house. You look at the windows and all you can see are other wooden cabins and snow. You see a set of papers in a table in the room and read it.
> "Dear human. Welcome to NKVD Village 14. One of the many villages where our best warriors reside. As a gift to them, you have been sentenced to be the comunal husband of this village, containing 30 of said warriors. Your responsibilities will include: cooking their meals, raising your children when you have them and providing care and sex for them. Be a good husband and they will love you and protect your smile. During this week you will be visited by an Inari to teach you traditional cooking for your Jinkos and a Hakutaku to teach you Russian. Your first task as you will soon find out, will be to take their virginity, completing their rite of passage into womanhood. Good Luck! Signed Comrade Lilim, leader of the Communist Monster Realms."
> You step outside the wooden house, only to find yourself surrounded by Jinkos with hunger eyes, some of them with their bikini armor, others naked. None of them shorter than 7ft but some of them definitively taller. All of them having rock hard chiseled abs and muscles.
What will you do anon? Will you be a good husband?

>>16867186
>A lazy, curvy, tsundere Sandworm with a hand holding fetish

Living off campus isn't that bad I guess

>>16867186
>mucus toad
>dudebro
>ass
>hybrid with giant ant
>reverse gangbang

i think i might have to retake all my classes

>>16867358
That's a nice girl right there, anon.

>>16867346
I guess it might not be so bad after I'm used to it, not many people can say they fucked twins, let alone rare twins like grape snakes.
>>16867353
And that completely won me over, the whispering part especially. I'm a major slut for that.

>>16867342
I would open a bar called the "Lizard's tail". We would sell meats of all kinds from all over the world, gathered from me and my waifu's adventures as well as very strong beer to go down with it. The employes would mostly be reptiles and the name of the place comes from when one of them falls for a certain customer.

>>16867278
She has the resources to make sure that everything goes her way. And humiliate you in the best ways possible.

>>16867297
So you're getting GRAPED. And that's going up on GRAPED.com. You might not be able to study. Ever. Have fun.

>>16867307
It would be fun to meet them every now and again. Might be invited over at parties and such. Wonder what shenanigans they would start doing around you.

>>16867322
Sounds like you just became a king. If she ever ask you to come home with her, you'll end up with a Khepri harem and become a real king.

>>16867340
I bet she would have trouble working up the courage to ask you anything. You would make her so happy.

>>16867358
She's a nice slow girl that actually loves you. Living with her sounds nice.

>>16867363
And she will too. And again, and again.

>>16867357
>You see a website about female bodyguards in Russian
>Accessing russian websites in the first place
Do you think I'm stupid or something, fucko?

>>16867354
She already got arrested once and got thrown into the tentacle pit. The police is looking for her again and it seems they caught the evil thing.

>>16867369
I don't know, becoming a king sounds like a lot of work.

>>16867369
>Wonder what shenanigans they would start doing around you.
They would discover and strike my fetishes, pretending to be girls that I like just to get a nice, filled belly. I wouldn't get mad at them though.

>>16867375
Your waifu was thrown into the tentacle pit too for allowing you to be an asshole to other monstergirls.

>>16867369
>So you're getting GRAPED. And that's going up on GRAPED.com. You might not be able to study. Ever. Have fun.
Studying is for nerds anyway.

>>16867357
>30 7ft tall Russian and ripped Jinkos with bulging abs

I think I'd go crimson red in the face first, then my knees would go weak and then I'd faint. That's 30 of the most perfect women I can think of and they all want me. Just imagining it is making me a horny slut.

>>16867369
>>16867364
I just realized Sandworms can transform themselves to look like a Lamia so they can enter cities with her husband.

Maybe I can live in campus after all.

>>16867376
Consider this though anon.
A harem of perverted Khepri Ojou-samas of varying body types with a shared fetish of being dominated.
Imagine them all engaging in some dick worship.

>>16867357
If a website like that existed, it would be my guilty pleasure. Oh I sure hope no muscular Jinko room mate of mine finds me jerking off to pictures of Jinko abs!

>>16867380
How is not letting myself be hugged and bullied being an asshole? And I wasn't the one that sent her there, she was paying for her past crimes.

>>16867390
That does sound really nice.

>>16867396
>Being a good person and offering hugs to people
>A crime
You stop that now, yeah?

>>16867210
Fuck off back to the circlejerk Discord

>>16867366
salamander?

>>16867369
>She has the resources to make sure that everything goes her way. And humiliate you in the best ways possible.

I see my future as being a well dressed butler to her while being on leash and collar, waiting for her to order me to get snacks. Well atleast that's what happens when I come home to our dorm room.

Not sure if she'd get me to transform at all considering the size of the dorm. Maybe she'll wait until we're back at her mansion

>>16867403
>Implying that is the only thing she did
Yeah right. She got arrested for a reason.

>>16867380
>tentacle pit

Those things will only stop when you're ahegaoing with double peace signs?

>>16867306
>between gurren lagann episodes
I didn't realize they were fucking casuals, too.

>>16867408
>circlejerk Discord
You mean TFT?

>>16867366
I wouldn't be able to resist looking at all the Lizard waitresses tails, especially the soft underside of it.

>>16867416
Now you're just spouting slander without any proof. How easy it is to frame people these days, huh.

Don't you feel ashamed on blaming the innocent? Is having a waifu not enough for you?

>>16867357
I'd sulk and refuse to cook for or cuddle any of them, This is a violation of my rights.

>>16867417
I don't know, I haven't been thrown into one. How do you know what they do?

>>16867186
>Pixie
Meh.
>Overly energetic.
I like it.
>Choose two: Meaty thighs, Big breast
okay.
>Tsundere
Damn it.
>Maledom

All in all, meh. I'll live.

>>16867435
>How to be forcefully turned into a submissive muscle slut stay-at-home house husband to 30 7ft tall ripped Jinkos: The Post

>>16867342
A typical European cuisine with a Vampire. Some dishes contain the undead grey mushroom for undead couples and a chef's special for married Vampires.

That special contains enough garlic to make Vampires gain heart pupils.

What are you guys doing here?

>>>/a/155929021

>>16867357
Are viewing Jinko abs the forbidden fruit now?

>>16867464
That's just some guy. Not our problem.

>>16867437
Going by the tentacle plants in that forest. Those things will kindly escort a couple who's already done for out towards the entrance.

>>16867464
What faggot did this? Whoever he is, sincerely fuck off.

>>16867445
What can they do to me? I just want to go home.

>>16867464
Probably just some shitposter.

>>16867464
Don't pretend it wasn't you.

>>16867464
We've been here for years since we got kicked out of /a/. now fuck off

>>16867480
Village 14 is your home now, anon.

>what can they do to me

Rough brutal sex positions coupled with forced ab licking.

>>16867464
It's called falseflagging.

>>16867464
Nobody here gives a shit about /a/, fuck off.

>>16867426
pervert

Please keep your furry threads off of /a/

>>16867464
>Monstergirl General
>Worst Board /a/
>Obviously trying to bait us into his thread
You couldn't be more of a shitposter other thread OP. Eat a dick.

>>16867500
Its clearly not us, some shitposter trying to start shit more likely than not.

>>16867500
Don't make them, then.

>>16867488
I'd kick and scream so they don't enjoy it. I'd also be poor at coking if the force me to cook.

>>16867500
Bad bait, go complaining about the EMG threads or the kemono friends now.

>>16867500
>Furry threads
Go back to jerking off to underage girls /a/.

>>16867500
Yeah we can sure do something about some random butthurt faggot going to an another board to falseflag. Fuck off subhuman.

>>16867500
>make the thread
>post a link to it here
>pretend to be an /a/ poster
Not buying your bullshit.

>>16867498
What can I say? I'm a tail scaly slut. Would your waitresses wear tail revealing clothing? Are they nice and friendly? Do they like engaging in conversation? If a place like this existed I'd try asking one out

>>16867422
That and the other one from here

>>16867520
>other one
There's at least 4.

More making-ofs when

>Anything monstergirl-related in 4chan is always a fucking shitstorm banfest everytime
>It's not even compensated with good writefagging anymore so it's worse now

>>16867544
what happened?

>>16867544
Life goes on

>>16867522
I was referring to the one he frequents and bitches in

>>16867544
he had it coming doing what he did,

>you will never take a bath with your little monstergirl daughteru
>you will never gently lather her soft, tiny body with soap and marvel at how pure and perfect she looks when you rinse her off
>you will never carefully fondle her pussy while she leans back on your chest and relaxes in the warm water
>she will never sigh and whimper with contentment as you bring her to orgasm
Fuck this gay earth.

>>16867527
Hopefully tomorrow.

>>16867558
Headbutt a moving train you daughteru dicking filth.

>>16867357
I refuse to associate with any communists, monstergirl or not.

>>16867558
DON'T. DICK. YOUR. DAUGHTER. It's not that hard to comprehend.

>>16867558
Im not a daughteru dicker Im not a daughteru dicker Im not a daughteru dicker Im not a daughteru dicker

>>16867558
You stop this at once. I'm not a lolicon so I'm definitely not getting hard right now.

>>16867558
I'd only do this if it was with a hellhound.

>>16867569
I'm gonna make daughterus with my daughteru and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>16867575
Every bath turns into a sauna though. Same with whitehorns.

>>16867558
That's good stuff anon, I'm sure my daughteru and I would do something like this too when we take baths together. My waifu and my daughteru would too, if I'm being honest.

>>16867583
You say that like it isn't a bonus.

>>16867573
>>16867574
That's right, you're not.
Now focus on making a lonely adult girl happy in a lewd way.

>>16867577
Degenerates like you don't deserve daughterus. Cheating scum who NTR their waifu don't deserve any happiness.

>>16867575
>Baths with a Hellhound
>Water is always boiling
>Hellhound mana protects you so it just feels like a normal warm bath
You'd get clean as fuck.

>>16867583
>sauna with a loli hellhound
>sweat running down your bodies as you molest her
>it gets even more sweaty when her instincts kick in and she rapes you there and then
Remember, a loli hellhound is still a hellhound.

>>16867590
>Now focus on making a lonely adult girl happy in a lewd way.

I need an adult monster girl to clean my brain if the dirty disgusting degenerate thoughts I'm getting right now

>>16867558
My daughteru will say pure so she can give her first time to her childhood friend.

>>16867584
>mother MG masturbating her daughteru
S T O P

that's too lewd my dude.

>>16867558
Noice

>>16867369
It's only fair that I help her out in such an emotional situation, sinc we aided one another so we both could graduate. Plus what better way to celebrate our graduation than to tell her I love her, then follow it up with a full night of tender loving and lots of snuggling.

>>16867608
>mother monster girl fingering her daughter before holding her legs open and saying the magic words
>"she's ready dear"

>>16867608
I had a neat idea about that too anon, since my waifu and daughteru have big fluffy paws, it'd be a little difficult for my waifu do do things of that nature with her paws and our daughteru. To fix that, my waifu would have a glove made of thick, soft silicone with ridges and little nubs on the fingers. A toy like that would make fingering much cleaner for my waifu and much comfier for our daughteru!

>>16867608
>>16867616
It reminds me of this MGE oyakodon pic
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1632532

>>16867620
You're a genius KDF. A demented genius.

>>16867620
>To fix that, my waifu would have a glove made of thick, soft silicone with ridges and little nubs on the fingers. A toy like that would make fingering much cleaner for my waifu and much comfier for our daughteru!

That's disgusting for what it's used for, but imagining it being used in that situation is making me diamonds.

"I really do miss the old days with the order. The quality of men were alot higher, hell most of us would be proud to bed with the worst of them. But, now these last few generations of men are so needy, so ... useless without us. Maybe I am 'old fashioned', but I still can't see why this generation's monsters put up with the men's constant whining about 'muh sandy knees."

>>16867631
Fuck, forgot pic.

>>16867631
I don't get it, is this a reference? Also, tell me what kind of monster girl wouldn't like to have a husband who depends on her? Tell me because I honestly can't think of one.

>all these lolicons in denial
y'all are funny.

>>16867639
>"Nu-uh it's only the body so I'm not a lolicon!"

>(rightfully) tell /d/ posters to fuck off
>continue talking about having sex with underage daughters
OK

>>16867626
Thanks anon, I guess.

>>16867627
It certainly would make things interesting.

>>16867623
I tend to think more of this one.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3031503

>>16867637
Vampires couldn't care less about humans, period. They only really care for incubi.
They'd regard a human king with disdain.

>>16867649
Loli is the opposite of /d/, get a clue my dude.

>>16867631
>muh sandy knees.
There is a reference here and I just don't get it.

>>16867654
You're right anon.
It's /trash/.

>>16867649
>complaining about lolis
>on /jp/
>in a thread that came from /a/

>>16867655
Misandry, the gender-reversed version of misogyny.

>>16867660
No I'm actually complaining about the hypocrisy

>>16867649
Loli and even daughteru dicking are large canonical pieces of MGE, /d/shit is not.

>>16867661
Ohhhh... Now that makes a whole lot more sense.
I feel like that's more or less how older vampires would be like.

>>16867507

You can get back at them by cheating on then with the Inari and Hakutaku teachers.

>>16867664
>atlach-nacha
>mindflayer

>>16867664
>large

I wouldn't say daughteru dick is a large canon piece, anon. No doubt it's canon but it's nowhere near large. Infact it's one of those KC things where he's basically like "don't want it? Don't have it".

>>16867663
There is no hypocrisy.

>>16867631
>>16867637
Why would a Vampire be complaining about weak needy dependant men? That's not the opposite of their preference is it? Please say it's not, I'm fucked if it is.

>>16867663
Hypocrisy? Lolis are the norm on /a/ and /jp/, /d/ is not.

I think the argument you're looking for is "people are posting something I don't like."

>>16867664
>/d/shit is not.
If you go to wonderland it is.

>>16867664
>large

There are some weirdos out there, but are you saying that every MG out there has had her dad's dick inside her?

>>16867687
Vampires would probably love dependent men anon. She can hold you close to drink your blood whenever she wants.

>>16867695
I'd be a vampfu's bloodbag she can use at any time.

>>16867688
>think the argument you're looking for is "people are posting something I don't like."
Perhaps the same could be said of all shitposting

>>16867383

You wake up in bed sandwiched by as many Jinkos as they fit in the bed. Your body touching Jinko muscle in every direction.

The Jinkos that couldnt make it into bed, are standing guard with an angry look, hardening their muscles with their arms crossed hoping you note them.

>>16867687
>>16867695
>>16867699
To sum them up,
>as far as they are concerned copulation with a human being is a filthy act so most vampires are likely to try to control their lust.
>Men who have become incubi will then be treated by the vampires as “nobles" the same as themselves.
>Due to this, since men cease to be the “humans” that they look down on, depending on the individual, they may totally change their attitude.

>>16867705
If I'm honest I'd probably think I was dreaming with how perfect it is. Also if the Jinkos are as ripped as the ones in that image, then I think I've found the perfect fantasy. I really would love living out the rest of my life as a stay at home house husband for the Jinkos of that village. And I'd give them all of my attention/love, calling them specifically by their names and making sure every one of them gets atleast some special attention from me. And if one of them ever felt like they needed me, all they had to do is ask.

>some retard tried to make a monster girl general on /a/
Its deleted now, but I have a really bad feeling about this.

>>16867725
Eh, it's just a falseflagger. /mgt/'s seen it's fair share of them.

>>16867728
Why would someone be that much of a faggot? What's their beef?

>>16867731
Posting Standards.

>>16867731
Probably some remnant of the shitposters who killed the old /a/ threads mad that we didn't all just vanish into the void.

>>16867719
But what will you do when the cute Inari cooking teacher and the Hakutaku flirt with you?

>>16867733
That or starbow being a faggot again because "muh jaypee."

Wow

This is hilarious.

>>16867725
It's better than the daily /v/ threads

>>16867743
Man, fuck Starbow.

>>16867731
For them to still hate us this much after all this time, even though we've never tried coming back sounds incredibly autistic.

>>16867739
I don't think the Jinkos will like that one bit. Are they private lessons or are the Jinkos there with me to help me learn and protect me, some of them must have a severe protective instinct, right? But I'd stay loyal to those Jinkos.

>>16867747
Eh, /a/ and /v/ are both shit for the same reasons, large amounts of first timers who find 4chan.

>>16867747
We attract a lot of autistic hatred towards us for some reason. It makes the dumb arguments we have look reasonable.

What is the correct way to deal with Sabbath Scouts anon?

>>16867771
Invite them inside for some of your "milk" and cookies.

>>16867771
Handing them juice boxes and politely say that although you won't join the sabbath you'll still give them business by buying their products.

>>16867709
Basically no sex, only biting when you're human. But a Vampire biting you eventually turns you into an incubus and she might get heart pupils when that happens.

Or you can use lots of garlic on her if you really want a Damphir.

>>16867771
Esox.

>>16867771
Wear your Knights Templar hoodie and tell them that Baphomet was an inside job to smoke out degenerates.

>>16867754
Private lessons the teachers told the Jinkos you cant learn with them around. Prepare to be pinched and groped all day as the Inari teach you how to cook and to be placed in Hatukau breasts as she teach you russian.

>>16867771
Invite them inside and treat them to a nice meal.

>>16867782
Dhampirs just lead to family feuds though.

>>16867787
But what about the Jinkos? They probably wouldn't like that.

>>16867771
Tell my daughteru that her friends are here and make sure she's got her latex leotard on under her uniform. I don't think I'd have to worry too much as being 'taken' already would be like a status symbol at least among the actually young Sabbathites, but still.

>>16867788
More like ask them to invite you inside and treat them to nice meat.

>>16867766
Well you do exude autistic hatred in return, so you pretty much make them feel at home.

>>16867794
Stop making shit up, we don't invade other threads or boards.
And if you hate us this much why are you even here?

>>16867803
>And if you hate us this much why are you even here?
I lurk for pictures and the occasional argument you seem to keep getting yourselves into. It's fun to watch, like a Discovery show about animal fights.

>>16867803
Because most people who know what's good for their sanity just do a quick crtl+f passover for any draw/writefag updates before hightailing it out of this wretched hive of degeneracy and autism.

>>16867771
Spraying them with a garden hose, the same way you deal with regular cookie scouts.

>>16867812
>wretched hive of degeneracy and autism
Oh you.

>>16867811
>>16867812
Thanks for your valued "I'm higher than everyone" insight. It means a lot to us.

Warm soft hellhound cuddles!

>>16867813
you do not want the sabbath scouts to have a grudge on you. it will only end bad for you.

>>16867817
Easy for you to say I'm trying to look better than you when you refuse to learn from your mistakes.

>>16867818
I wwould love being the target of an oppai loli hellhound pack.

>>16867774
Is that what you'd do?

>>16867778
What products would you buy?

>>16867783
What?

>>16867785
All of the girls on your doorstep are too young to understand your ancient memes.

>>16867788
What kind of a meal?

>>16867792
That sounds accurate. Would your daughteru be a leader among her friends?

>>16867813
You're a monster!

>>16867789
If her mother is being tsun-tsun with her husband, then she'll pay her a visit.

She might hasten the process of turning the man into an incubus too.

>>16867818
That cuddle position is perfect. What's it called? The hellhound lock? The canine cage? The wolfu trap?

>>16867811
>I'm just here to feel superior
That old chestnut, eh? At least bring fresh bait next time, this is your last (you) from me.

>>16867811
>It's fun to watch, like a Discovery show about animal fights.
If you want that so much why don't you relive all those fun memories of when your dad used to beat you.
>>16867812
>most people
You don't speak for anyone but yourself.

>>16867827
>What products would you buy?

Boxes of lolification potions, and maybe some roleplay outfits, maybe.

>>16867791
They wont like it. But they wont know. The Jinkos are still around, they are just kept out of the husband cabin during the lessons.

One day, they won't reply.

>>16867836
I don't know anon. I want to stay faithful and not cheat. It's not nice to cheat and it hurts. Even if they didn't find out.

>>16867827
Anon you don't understand, I can't get a chubby to the Sabbath unless I'm balls deep inside of a Smugger-than-Yupiel Baphomet while she holds my hands and whispers sweet nothings.

All before she grins at that whole accusation of the Templars and goes "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing people he never existed in the first place".

>>16867812
Bollocks, please.

>>16867830
All of the above!

I bet Hellhound cuddles are the best, feeling their strong arms wrapped around you, feeling their soft mofu, and their body heat keeping you warm. No other MG can compare!

>>16867841
I want to bury my head into that pile of mofu

>Oh? You want to commit some heresy, anon?

>>16867841
It's probably one of those /monster/ morons raiding this place for "keks"

>>16867827
>Would your daughteru be a leader among her friends?
Not really, my daughteru is not much of a leader at all. She would definitely be friends with everyone though! She'd be like the mascot of her group, the mascot that everyone looks up to.

>>16867846
>False flagging somebody else as me
That's some Bob-tier paranoia if I've ever seen it. I don't love this place but I don't necessarily hate it, outside of maybe KDF because he's so flippant about being a fucking heretic.

>>16867853
That is a privilege reserved for their husbands.

>>16867827
>What kind of a meal?
Omurice, if anime taught me anything it's that lolis love omurice.

I'd even give her desert if that's what she wanted. And by that I mean spirit energy.

>>16867835
What sort of outfits? Outfits for your lolified wife?

>>16867844
If that's your thing man, I'm none to judge. I hope you find the perfect Bapho for you.

>>16867859
Oh, okay. How many friends are we talking here? Would they all follow her latex fashion trend?

nom

>>16867842
Well you can shout and the Jinkos will rush inside the house immediately. But you wouldnt be so bad as to subject a cute fox and cow girl to a trashing by 30 muscular expert warrior Jinkos, right?

>>16867872
What if she wants omurice and dessert at the same time? Familiars can be impatient sometimes.

>>16867855
>fucking a khornate daemon
I'm not that crazy

>>16867849
I must say, I'm not even a Hellhound fag. But there's a reason she's my second favourite. Cuddles making up a large portion of that region.

>>16867186
>A yandere dudebro loli zombie with a nymphomania fetish. Nothing like a murderously possessive child's corpse going full Misery while saying "It's just a hobbling, bruh. You barely even use those things anyway, now that you're used to being chained to the bed!"

Nope. Not my fetish, not a body type I find appealing.

>>16867875
Best fish

>>16867855
She's making stuff up. Im going to stay a pure virgin boy and I'd want her to teleport me back from where I was.

>>16867812
Yeah, but it isn't like the alternatives are any better
>the wiki is full of 12 year olds writing awful self insert what would you do's
>TFT is where all the worst namefags we chase off go
>/monster/ is this place but somehow much worse in every way
>the discords are both circlejerks and mostly streams of concious from the same handful of active users.
This place has dumb arguments but at least it can be comfy.

>>16867880
>dicking a familiar while she eats
That's pretty damn lewd although I guess it could work if I fed her mouth to mouth.

Run away from the Hellhound she said, they like that, they like resistance, it will be funny she said. Stupid Chesire.

>>16867883
I am.
I'd get strong just to keep beating her so she has to keep coming back with more and more muscle each time.

>>16867879
No of course not. Afterall, it's just her instinct acting and she can't control that. I think it's best I just try and avoid her oncomings.

>>16867898
>Punching a dude's teeth out
>Hellhoundfags will defend this shit

>>16867885
They tick all the right boxes for me. Wild, dominant, I could see them being tomboyish too, which is a bonus, on top of soft mofu, and their natural body heat. I just love wolfus.

>>16867898
Hotdogs are not abusive!

>>16867898
That's what you get for listening to purplecats.

>>16867883
That's what they all say. Then next thing you know you're up to your pelvis in her boiling hot fuck-portal and fluids like a bath of hot honey are pooling on your shaft while she RIPS AND TEARS with Demon Realm Silver claws and horns. She's also a virgin every time you fuck her because THE BLOOD MUST FLOW.

>>16867907
Well, getting roughed up is kind of my fetish. Not a Hellhoundfag though.

>>16867910
What an odd gif

>>16867907
>headcanon fanart is indicative of a species' behavior
Good joke my dude.

>>16867894
>the discords are both circlejerks
The only circlejerk one is TFT. Mono's is fine.

>>16867874
>How many friends are we talking here?
I mean, her friend group size would vary, especially if she was out playing with other Sabbath Scouts. As far as actually close, true friends go though, she'd only have one or two of those, maybe three. She'd be friendly with everybody but only open up to a select few.

>Would they all follow her latex fashion trend?
I mean, if they wanyed to, but I don't see it as being terribly common. If you're just talking about the Sabbath Scout uniform thing though, I think only the 'taken' girls would do things like that to show they're unavailable, considering that Sabbath Scout uniforms have holes for pussies and flat breasts according to threadcanon.

>>16867867
KDF is an annoying cunt, but I was sure that was you. They were tsundere and liked calling people degenerates.

>>16867910

Why wouldn't you listen to them? They're quite helpful.

>>16867898
>manface
>disregarding that hellhounds are explicitly stated not to hurt their man and take great care with that
>abs look like they were sketched in pencil
Not that I expect much from /monster/ drawfags but come on.

>>16867894
>what would you do's
>Implying those are bad
>Implying this place doesn't do it all the time too

>>16867894
thread > higher tier discords > /monster/ > wiki > TFT and wiki discords

>>16867874
>What sort of outfits? Outfits for your lolified wife?

Yeah, for example a smaller sized office's uniform (not the nazi stuff), smaller sizes of her traditional work uniform, and maybe a school girl's outfit. Although that last one is a deep grey area for me.

>>16867913
You've convinced me
BY KHORNE, IT WILL BE DONE

>>16867902
How will you do with that hyperactive Jinko that is testing magic to give herself human hands and feet temporarily so you admire her muscles?

>>16867919
>monos is fine
If you say so. I only went a few times but from what I saw its mostly a couple of guys who post every single thought that pops into their head and a lot of lurkers.

>>16867931
Have you ever actually read any of the comments sections on any of the wiki pages
Every time I think this place is autistic and annoying I go and pick a random page and read for literally five minutes and I come back thinking this place is higher-intellectual society level functioning

>>16867896
>not shoving her face in it while you take her from behind

>>16867925
Is it really "their man" when she has not raped him yet?

>>16867939
I'd reassure her that she doesn't need to do that and I love her big meaty paws. It would actually make me feel pretty sad since she feels she needs to change her body for me.

>>16867922
Not a tsundere for one, and secondly we're all degenerates here. You all are just more degenerate than most since for a day you were sluts for slugs.

>>16867943
I don't care for the wiki comments, just defending the method to convey discussion, which is not inherently theirs.

>>16867944
>and a lot of lurkers
That goes for every single community, though

>>16867943
>literally five minutes
It's 50/50 that I check out after the first comment.

How about you talk about monster girls instead of stupid shit?

>>16867948
Anon, they see humans as weak and fragile. They're not going to rough up a human.
They'd look at that like a normal person sees someone kicking a puppy.

>>16867914
Jinkos rough you up harder, but the aftermath sex is worth it.

>>16867931
You're kidding, right?
The wiki versions always have their self insert MCs curb stomp any threat like its nothing and dialogue that makes our worst writer look like Shakepeare.

>>16867946
That sounds rather messy and I wouldn't like to hurt her if it's a hot meal.

>You'll never do a deprived start in MG land.

Low level adventures are the best.

I had a story about a hakutaku trapping a man in a room and stripping her clothes while saying "class is in session."
but I'm too tired to make a green

>>16867771
Inform them that this is an Eros household and politely shut the door.

>>16867950
Its her first time dealing with a husbando, so she just do what she thinks you will like. She is after all the youngest and smallest of the Jinkos.

>>16867964
I don't know why it turns me on so much. But getting roughed up by a strong monster girl does it for me.

>>16867949
>for a day
Fuck you shoggy I'm always a slut for slugs.

>>16867974
Eros approves of those relationships too, you know.

>>16867955
Yeah, but when you have a couple of people typing an endless stream of whatever they're thinking about it gets shitty. There was this one guy who kept typing like he was trying to sound gangsta all the time too.

>>16867894
Honestly every mg community is shit.

>>16867938
>By Khorne it will be done
>Implying Khorne cares what you do or what kind of man you are, from atop his throne of Skulls
>Implying he doesn't just care about you going into enemy territory with your wife in the context of MGE and converting as many human women as possible into Khornettes with Demon Realm Silver weapons
>Implying the true marriage of Khorne isn't when the sky and grass is as red as His realm, thick with the mana of both men and monster with your wife having you pop her hymen, the sight of red making her extra horny, all puns intended
>Implying Victoria from Losenis doesn't jealously schlick to the passionate and primal sessions of FUCK that Khornettes and their husbands have, their orgasmal cacophonies heard for MILES around

>>16867972
It's ok man. You take your time, it sounds like a lewd story

>>16867949
>not liking slugs
Cmon man, they're one of the canon expansion species

>>16867968
The wiki's worst writer is grigori right?
Anyone here that could of held the title of worst is long since gone.
I'd say Beast is our worst, if only by process of elimination. He's not terrible, but he could be a lot better.

>>16867990
I'm pretty sure he likes them too considering he took his time to do a multi part greentext.

>>16867961
Are we assume then Hellhounds see Lizardmands, Salamanders and Hinezumis as shameless puppy abusers? Imagine you flirt with a Salamander and she beats the crap out of you in her "fight" you stood no chance of winning. Then the mamono pub 7ft muscle Hellhound bouncer see you all battered and in tears saying "All I wanted was a strong waifu I could feel safe with" as you try to drink your depression away.

>>16867410
Doragon. I was thinking about naming it "Dragon's tail", but it's hard to get dragon waitresses and the ones that I would have would mostly work with the salamander cooks.

>>16867426
I too have a thing for tail's underside so I can understand where you are coming from.

>>16867518
And yes, their tails would always be out and some would even have nice and exotic accessories, making them even more charming. The place would have a nice
and upbeat atmosphere with the waitresses packing a good punch if you want to duke it out with one of them. And you can talk as long as you buy stuff.

Be on watch for the weekend event with the dragon and sallies doing a live cooking show.

>>16867981
All of Eros' monsters are busty at least or tittymonsters at most. I don't think the Sabbath and Eros are on good terms anon.

>>16867994
>I'd say Beast is our worst, if only by process of elimination.
At a technical level and only counting the four or so active writefags? Certainly. Otherwise we've had plenty worse.

>>16868006
>all of Eros' monsters are busty or tittymonsters at most
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The Onee-sabbath's two blocks down.

>>16867977
Have fun with the Jinko then. Just remember to get an erection so she rapes you after the fact.

>>16867997
>All I wanted was a strong waifu I could feel safe with" as you try to drink your depression away.

You're literally hitting way too hard at home since that's how I imagine asking a Salamander on a date would go like. I'm not strong or know how to fight and Salamanders are one of my top girls. Maybe if I keep coming back to her and she keeps beating the shit out of me she will eventually grow a liking?

>>16868007
It's from the active writers.
If dead writers are counted my vote goes to fizz.

>>16868006
Houris aren't, dumbass.

>>16867997
Honestly, they probably would.
That Salamander would be out the front door on her ass and told never to come back if she was lucky.

>>16867994
>The wiki's worst writer is grigori right?
Looks like someone hasn't read Knuckles' masterpiece yet!

>>16868016
>>16867964
>this deviantart-tier art

>>16868014
Anon, you know that that's just a generic Angel right? Eros has Houris.

>>16868003
That actually sounds like genuinely a nice place to eat. I'd eat there.

>>16868022
Houri's aren't quite flat but they certainly aren't by default tittymonsters.

>>16868022
Anon...

>>16868031
Sorry that the people who give MGE free content aren't Picasso. We've all got to start from somewhere.

>>16868043
>taking the bait

>>16868040
Anon, I said they're busty at least, tittymonsters at most.

>>16868041
>That
>Tittymonster
Get some glasses.

>>16868040
I want a tittymonster Houri.

>>16868027
Would the Hellhound claim you?

>>16868021
>If dead writers are counted my vote goes to fizz.
Agreed. He's the only writefag we've produced who is just completely terrible, I don't think he's even seen a book in his life.

>>16868049
Busty at least, Tittymonster at most anon.
Maybe you need the glasses.

>>16868019
Anon, there's no good way to put this.
Salamanders are literally turned off by a poor fight. They're all looking for a warrior capable of matching them in combat.

>>16867979
>>16867990
You disgusting perverts. Have the closest thing to a Slug expansion I could find.

>>16868019
Yeah me too.

>>16868036
More clients would always be welcome. Owning a place like that sounds really comfy too.

>>16868055
Busty implies big tits. Houri's art shows her as average. You have no idea what the word means.

Man, just go fuck yourself, Anon. I'm not gonna discuss this with you again.

>>16868028
I know it's called enter the jubjub or something, haven't read it.

>>16867342
An Udon place called the Crow's Nest.

>>16868056
Maybe if I asked one to train me? Do you think Salamanders would be into that? Sorry if I'm coming off as pity partying, it's just something that's hung on me for a while.

>>16868069
Anon, the Sabbath hates tits period.
Also what are you talking about, those are some pretty big cuppable breasts on that Houri.