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Monster Girl Thread - Bapho Buns

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>> No.16854939

Maids are olev

>> No.16854940
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muddy hugs are best

>> No.16854941

>>16854937
>(embed) (embed)

>> No.16854943 [DELETED] 

>>16854941
>Embed echoes
Oh god. It's the Jews.

>> No.16854945

>>16854940
Smiling, goopy muddy girls do it best~

>> No.16854951

>>16854937
Cant get out of my mind an anubis and a bapho going about in their own ways, competing with one another to get their prize.

>> No.16854955
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Monobutt

>> No.16854957

>>16854955
Cute.

>> No.16854960

I had a dream during my nap today that I got sent a collar in the mail from an anonymous sender. In the dream I thought it might have somehow been a anon from the thread, but remembering the wonderful feeling of ecstasy as I was putting it on felt like it could only have come from my waifu.

This is now the closest I've ever gotten to actually dreaming about my waifu. Maybe it'll get to where the first time I actually see her in a dream will be in October and that's when I'll cross over to her too. Maybe that's what'll happen, yeah.

>> No.16854961

>>16854955
She's still anorexically thin despite being in an animated format.
That, and why the hell is EMG shit being posted so often lately?

>> No.16854962
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My number wan wolfu!

>> No.16854963

>>16854961
New ova came out

>> No.16854965 [DELETED] 

>>16854963
Can't those /a/ shitters learn to stick to their threads then?

>> No.16854966 [DELETED] 

>>16854965
The irony is so rich you could cut it with a knife.

>> No.16854969

>>16854962
I hope she rapes you soon anon.

>> No.16854972

>>16854962
I feel like one of the very few times my waifu would get pouty with my would be when I cal her my 'number wan'. She'd probably use it as an excuse to stuff a ball gag in my mouth and femdom me, but I'd still do it because her reaction would just be too cute!

>> No.16854973

>>16854955
Cheeky

I'm always one for a cute monoeye, though I could use more Cyclops myself

>> No.16854976 [DELETED] 

>>16854965
> reee no Japanese monstergirls in my Japanese monstergirl thread
It's really not worth the amount of salt you're outputting, anon. With the furfags, futashit, and monsterboy cancer that loves to creep about you may just want to pick your battles.

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>>16854969
Can't rape the willing!

>>16854972
I wanna call a Hellhound cute names and make her tail wag really hard!

>> No.16854979 [DELETED] 

>>16854976
>With the furfags, futashit, and monsterboy cancer that loves to creep about you may just want to pick your battles.
You mean the kind of people EMG has attracted?

>> No.16854981
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Undeads are (un)love undeads are (un)life

>> No.16854983

>>16854977
Then I hope she doms you so hard the bed breaks. And that she gives gentle paizuri afterwards.

>> No.16854985 [DELETED] 

>>16854979
>hating something because the people who like it are annoying
That's /v/ tier

>> No.16854987
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>>16854981
Jiang Shi best undead

>> No.16854988

>>16854987
Hop, hop, hopping on your dick!
Agreed

>> No.16854990 [DELETED] 

>>16854985
Not him, but any hatred of EMG is deserved in its own right.

>> No.16854991 [DELETED] 

>>16854979
You are bitching about a monoeye post. Realize that nobody else is upset by that content. Have your last (you) from me.

>> No.16854993

>>16854977
>I wanna call a Hellhound cute names and make her tail wag really hard!
That's pretty cute anon! Would you point it out to her or just let it be and not being attention to her cute wagging? My waifu is just a Kobold, but if I ever pointed out that her tail was wagging after I give her cute praise she'd be really embarrassed.

>> No.16854998 [DELETED] 

>>16854985
As a neutral opinion on the matter:
/a/ doesn't want them.
/jp/ doesn't want them
They don't want /jp/

Strangely enough, all for the same reason. "Because we're better than those degenerates" It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

>> No.16855000 [DELETED] 

>>16854998
Speak for yourself, I still think its hilarious

>> No.16855001
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIhikj3U7yY
30th for our cuddly corporate overlords.

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>>16854987
i think you mean vampires

technically,jiangshi are chinese vampires. . .

>> No.16855003 [DELETED] 

>>16854998
I forgot that boards are one person

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>>16854977
i wanna take a hellhound on a cute date and get peppered in kisses by her
maybe we'll go to an ice cream shop and try to share a sundae or go see a scary movie so i can cling to her when shit gets scary

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>>16855002
I thought he meant Pharaoh.

>> No.16855010

Tiny kitten and puppy daughterus sleeping in boxes and baskets!

>> No.16855014

>>16855010
Daaaawww

>> No.16855015

Hunting doppelgangers must be hard for something like a bounty hunter
>Trail constantly going cold
>Constantly getting heavily hit on whenever you track her to some new place, only to dig up all the leads and find out the person you've been bedding all this time is the doppelganger you're looking for
>Only to find out that upon realization, she's already vanished.
>Eventually your feelings surpass the price on her head
>Rock up in a new town and just sit in the middle of the road, wait for her to approach you
>She does so in all the forms you'd grown intimately familiar with
>Until finally it's just a relatively plain girl. Tall, slim. Slender thighs, not overly thick in any area, but with decently wide hips and an attractively slim belly. Long black hair and a typical half-tired half-gloomy looking expression, though she's blushing lightly and there's a happy smile in her eyes, a contentedness that make her beauty in this form far surpass any of her other forms
>"Finally done with this game?" She reaches a hand out to you, which you take
>"Yeah. You win."
>"I think we both do."

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>>16854993
She knows that the moment I start calling her cute names her tail will start wagging, and she gets all flustered!

>>16855004
I would want her to princess carry me back home at the end of the day!

>> No.16855019

>>16855001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBTQyZLuut0
I am haunted by their tiny hands.
#notmymonsterpresident

>> No.16855022

>>16854981
I only like undead if they're regal and either yandere or mayadere.

>> No.16855023

>>16855001
>I swept the floor, husband Give sheckels now.

>> No.16855025

Good night, anons. Have nice dreams about your waifus.

>> No.16855026

>>16855022
My nig

>> No.16855029

>>16855010
Oh anon. that just sounds way too adorable. I could absolutely see my waifu having our daughteru sleep in a basket for the first months of her life. We'd fill it with plenty of soft, comfy bedding and blankets so she'd feel safe and happy in her first ever bed.

The way she'd crawl up into it at night and turn around three times before plopping down and going to sleep and the way she'd peek out from under the blankets in the morning with her butt in the air and her tail wagging while she 'wan-wan-wan's good morning at me and her mother would be just mind-meltingly cute.

>> No.16855030

>>16855025
What if I have sweet dreams about your waifu?

>> No.16855032

>>16855015
>slim belly

not for long

do each doppel have a unique appearance like humans or they take the perfect appearance of their husbando dreams?

>> No.16855033

>>16855030
my dude can you not?

>> No.16855036

>>16855032
Their illusions usually aim for the latter. Mostly someone that their husbando knows or once pined for. As for their true looks, I imagine that's where the uniqueness comes into play.

>> No.16855040

>>16855032
The all have true and unique appearances. Though I imagine that they all have darkness as a similar motif. Like, wearing dark clothes, black hair etc.

>> No.16855043

>>16855040
so,they are all gothic?

>> No.16855057

>>16855040
>Anon falls in love with Dopple
>Turns into her true form
>It's literally just Hex Maniac
I'd be down with that.

>> No.16855059

>>16855043
I suppose it depends on the region they come from. I wonder what a desert doppelganger would look like.

As a side note, despite preferring a woman with tits and ass, for some reason when it comes to a girl like doppelganger I'm perfectly happy with the idea of a tall, waifish girl, with a flat chest, long slender legs and a flat ass so long as her hips are wide and her belly somewhat tight and toned.

>> No.16855061

>Demon with an Incest fetish.
>She'll have sex with you normally and love it.
>If you let her play out her fantasies, the sex is insane.
>Better than a Jiangshi after three hours in a tanning bed.
>Your dick has never been bullied harder.

>> No.16855066

>>16855061
I have an incest fetish too, so that works for me even if I don't particularly like demons that much.

Though that 10/10 profile art is starting to get to me.

>> No.16855079
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>>16855059
Nothing wrong with liking petite women, anon. They're just that much easier to princess carry, and it's fulfilling to help them with stuff.

Not that I like mrs.skeltal types. That shit is just sad.

>> No.16855083

How would the Danukis react to "Merchant of Venice"?
>strong female character
>taking advantage of loans and debts

>> No.16855087

>>16855079
How about Shortstacks? Short, but everything else is perfect. Then you can do this: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57aa30f7537b9&t=256

>> No.16855088

>>16855079
I didn't say petite anon. I said tall.

>> No.16855090

>>16855059
that sounds like a lovely body shape but

daugheru making will literally ruin it,bigger breasts and her tummy growing more each day

>> No.16855092

What MG could treat/cure aggressive Pancreatic cancer?
I was diagnosed on Monday. Docs gave me 7 months. It would be nice to dream of a MG who could help me.

>> No.16855098

>>16855087
>spoiler
Hot diddly dang anon, I think I've found a new top favorite position for putting it in my waifu or daughteru.

>> No.16855099

>>16855083
They'd probably laugh at Shylock for not reading the fine print, and for not being able to cash in on something with monetary value. And probably at Antonio too, for letting his debts drive him to near starvation. It would play more like some sort of dark comedy to them I think.

>"Oh yeah, buddy? Whatcha gonna do with a heart? You think you can liquidate that? In THAT kind of market?"
>"I bet he doesn't even stay cash solvent each quarter! What a putz!"

>> No.16855100

>>16855092
Can't they just rip it out and grow you a new one with stem cells or something?
If not, RIP brah.
Know that you're joining the ranks of better men than us.

>> No.16855101

>>16855092
wait i have been told all my life that the pancreas wasnt so vital and could be removed without too many side effects

was i lied to?

>> No.16855102

>>16855090
It definitely changes it, but I don't dislike the body of a pregnant woman. Its a different kind of nice. Her breasts would swell to being a handful, and her ass and thighs might plump up a bit as she eats more to sustain the life within.

But after the energy from childbirth is drained from her, I imagine her body tightening up to the way it was before and she loses a little bit of her breast size and her legs return to being long and slender.

>> No.16855106

>>16855092
Nice blog. KYS. Subscribe button? Yadda yadda yadda. Shit man. I don't know what to say. Best of luck. Mamono Magic cures all.

>> No.16855108

>>16855092
Shit anon, that's heavy stuff. Hopefully the portals will open before then and a nice Lich or some other magically inclined girl will find you.

>> No.16855109

>>16855101
The "aggressive" part could mean "this shit is everywhere"

>> No.16855110

>>16855087
Not bad mate. Though if you're strong enough you can do any position you want.

>>16855088
I thought petite was probably the wrong word, but I didn't want to say poorly-endowed or just skinny.

>> No.16855111

>>16855102
I want to fluster and tease my pregnant doppel wife!

especially when she gets those odd ice cream burritos cravings

>> No.16855113

Which MG is the closest to IRL's perfect not actually Waifu? >>16847961

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“I grab and hug people rushing to the bathroom! They’ve left it this long, they can wait another hour!”

>> No.16855118

>>16855092
shit dude, hopefully everything sorts itself out and if you do go on, find your waifu

>> No.16855119

>>16855099
>eyy danuki baby, you want a pound of this flesh? Or can I get a pound at that flesh you got?
>Sir, you do realize you owe me several thousands of dollars in loans, interest, and fees right?
>eyy

>> No.16855121

>>16855110
Poorly-endowed is an apt term though. As I said I'm a man who vastly prefers a full hourglass figure and tittymonsters.

It's just that with a girl like doppelganger, I somehow don't care if she isn't as well endowed as the rest. I don't get it.

>> No.16855124

>>16855111
Will you get into the closet with her and cuddle her as she sits in your lap and rests her back against you?

I imagine she gets a lot of cravings for the hold habits she used to have when initially trying to husbando you.

>> No.16855126

>>16855016
Pat the Demon Dog!

Good Girl!

>> No.16855129

>>16855124
Of course! gotta give her plenty of love and onion cream covered pickles to keep her happy

and maybe hug her and rub her belly while at it

>> No.16855139

>>16855121
I feel you. I just thought if I were speaking to a woman on this topic, 'petite' would be a more polite descriptive word, if less accurate. 'petite-framed' maybe? 'modestly proportioned'?

Maybe it's different for doppelgangers because their shape isn't permanent and you're open to new ideas.

>> No.16855144

>>16855124
>Anon, let's get the leash and collar out again!
>But what about our daughters?
>They're fine. Don't you remember all the wonderful headpats and treats and walkies we took with it?
>Fine.
>that's a good anon. Now show me your neck so I can put it on. What a good boy! I love you so much!

>> No.16855155

>>16855016
>now we're treating hellhounds like kobolds
Oh for fucks sake.

>> No.16855169

>>16855101
This guys>>16855109 got it. Its spread to my kidneys, lungs and liver.

>>16855100
They could but the surgery is way too expensive as well as the organ growing. And if I could pay for it all, there is a 90% chance of rejection because of how mean this cancer is on me.

>>16855108
Someone needs to light a fire under some asses. Get them going and tell them that I'm dying to meet them Bad joke, I know.
But I got to have something if not good health then I'll settle for humor even if its dark humor.

>> No.16855172 [DELETED] 

>>16854966
But we do stick to our own threads. Unless you don't know what irony actually is and you're thinking of something else.

>> No.16855182 [DELETED] 

>>16855172
He probably means that you're the original, vintage /a/ shitters.

>> No.16855189

>>16855092
DOTR is only 6 months away, so hopefully you'll be able to hold until then, and some kind unicorn will heal you!

>> No.16855206

>TFW you will never have a Lich milk you dry like this with bored eyes
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2685322

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What about husbando hunters MG?

>> No.16855211

>>16855169
That sucks anon anon. If you aren't strong enough to fight it, hope you can find peace in death

>> No.16855219
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>>16855169
I've had some close calls with my heart so I feel for you anon, I really do.

I don't believe in reincarnation in the traditional sense, but I've personally seen that the spirit and force of will is a real, tangible thing. Take care of yours. Don't let yourself become someone you're not in the coming months. Don't let anger and self-pity be all that you leave behind. There will be a time when you start thinking like that, and trust me. It's not worth it.

Not saying you should turn to my weird-ass pagan religion, but keep in mind what makes you who you are. Even the weird pervy monster waifu shit.

>> No.16855220

>>16855208
Underboob needs boobwindow for paizuri.

>> No.16855242

>>16855155
Its okay, she gets her revenge for me making her flustered by absolutely destroying my pelvis in bed.

>> No.16855244

>Gremlin Daughteru comes racing through the door after school.
>"Daddy! Daddy! Our school is going to have a science fair! What should I make?"
>Can you submit one of your previous "inventions"?
>"Nope! It has to be brand new, but I can ask you for some help. What should we invent?"
Don't keep her in suspense.

>> No.16855250

>>16855155
Hellhounds are like roasted mashmallows. They're at their best when the outside is literally on fire and their inside is still soft.

>> No.16855252

>>16855244
>All the other kids come to school with bakimg soda volcanoes and model solar systems
>gremlin comes to school with perpetual motion machine

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>>16855252
Just wait until she goes to college.

The Automaton she makes that lactates beer will be a big hit with the frat boys.

>> No.16855256

>>16855252
>tfw you will never make janky, impossible inventions with your Gremlin daughteru in the backyard on weekends
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z5DymNWydwY

>> No.16855257

>>16855244
She needs to invent a hugging machine that also ties up bad people.

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>>16855250
Holy shit, that's apt.

I mean I'll probably stick to my plain graham cracker variety wolfu but you nailed it.

>> No.16855266

>>16855256
Red Green is the shit, good pull.

I'd love to waste afternoons making rube goldberg machines that do nothing with the daughteru.

>> No.16855267

>>16855259
Who's the chocolate to finish out this wolfu s'mores? Anubis?

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>>16855267
That's what I was thinking. The three pillars of wolfu unite into something perfect.

So basically we need a loyal, loving brown-skinned wolfu with flame powers and a fixation with efficiency.

>> No.16855272

>>16855219
Thanks anon. And I don't think your religion is a weird-ass one. There are plenty of others that are. But on the thing about anger, your a little late on that one. https://media.tenor.co/images/8a5917e0a267c435b65faeeb43ea6b3b/raw

And would one consider wanting someone to be with and care for while just not do anything else be "pervy waifu shit"? Let me know if thats the fetish of the month. Not trying to be an asshole, just being sarcastic.

>>16855256
I just seen that episode yesterday. Freaky...

>> No.16855275

>>16855270
>like Hellhound, anubis, and Kobold
it feels weird to like what is basically a huge spectrum of personalities

>> No.16855285

>>16855272
You have a right to be angry. Cancer is like an unjust sentence without a trial. Just don't let that bitterness be what you're remembered by. I've seen it happen before.

>> No.16855288

>>16855272
If you don't mind my asking, how many decades in are you?
I want to know if I'm sad or distraught.

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W-why do you guys keep mentioning me?

>> No.16855297

>>16855293
You ruin lives.

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>>16855293
snibeti snab :DDD

>> No.16855308

>>16855293
>>16855305
Someone please help these poor women being eaten by crabs!

>> No.16855311

>>16855305
See, I don't mind spiders but that's like a whole other creature living below her bottom half. Like it's got eyes and shit. Would I be dating a girl with a crab attached, or a crab with a girl attached? Either way the crab to girl ratio is all fucked up.

>> No.16855314

>>16855288
2 decades and 6 years. Its alright to want to know, I don't mind.

>> No.16855316

>>16855305
No more snipping for u.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ccqz3LcVIAAsV7N.jpg:large

>> No.16855317

>>16855314
That's...rough.
My mother died (of cancer) when I was 18 and I'm 28 now, so I've had a decade to stare down the reality of death. I'm prepared for it.
I only hope you've had a good run.
Just remember that if you have nothing to lose, you have everything to gain.

>> No.16855319

>>16855293
>>16855305
>>16855311
What would be cool is if they could retreat back into the shell of the crab half like a turtle and move around like that. And since they have eyes on the crab half, they'd be able to see and move around just fine.

>> No.16855320

>>16855319
only once every 100000 shitposts does a good idea pop up, this is one of them

>> No.16855324

>>16855319
See that has combat utility but it confuses the penis and that's no good. It's like a tank, but with a vagania.

Too much carapace and smooth, buttery flavour to make love to.

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>>16855324
What did he mean by this?

>> No.16855329

>>16855317
First off, I'm sorry about your mom, anon.

Second, I wish my run was better. Last few years sucked. These last few months I knew something was off. Repeated tests, doctor visits and medication changes.

And third, I am losing something. Something all of us want in the end. Our waifus to be here.

>> No.16855332

>>16855328
Too much heavily armored snip-snip crab, not enough nice soft cute girl. Crabs are for eating. Fight me.

>> No.16855340

>>16855275
Man. Wolfus are so perfect.

>> No.16855358

>>16855293
>>16855305
How come crabs are so cute? Aren't they supposed to be the spiders of the sea?

>> No.16855378

>>16855358
Spiders are cuter. Long, sleek, sexy black legs. Crabs have gross carapaces with ridges everywhere.

>> No.16855379

>>16855319
KC once mentioned something about dragging their husband in with them.

>> No.16855394

>>16855379
But then you'd just have a guy who looks like he's being eaten by a crab, only even more believable because he's moaning and making weird faces.

>> No.16855427

I want an automaton who insists om princess carrying me everywhere!

>> No.16855429

>>16855378
No need to be mean to the crabs.

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16855439

Take your human girfriend to the demon realms and get her fixed.
Or take her to a Lilim and fix her into the monster of your choice
That is a assuming you have a human girlfriend. or at least a girl you can kidnap

>> No.16855444

>>16855439
That's quite the heavy assumption for a place like /mgt/.

>> No.16855450

>>16855439
How about I just strip naked and go to the demon realm by myself?
While it is appealing, I'm too lazy to turn 3DPD into something I would fuck.

>> No.16855454

My current dream is to watch anime while my sleeping Kitsune wife has me wrapped in her tails. Where is the best place to find one? People in an earlier thread were convinced that visiting a shrine isn't enough.

>> No.16855461
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>>16855454
I'm afraid those people mislead you.

>> No.16855464

>>16855461
Where can I get a cute kitsune like that?

>> No.16855476

>>16855450
>How about I just strip naked and go to the demon realm by myself?

>Anon goes to the demon realm naked
>Still gets arrested due to it being a green realm.

>> No.16855484
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>>16855464
At the fox shrines, of course.
Little pockets of kitsune heaven.

>> No.16855492

>>16855461
Then I'll be right back. I'm going to fill that shrine's Donation Box.

>> No.16855505

>>16855484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wtDKCtOiU
I bet fox shrines get like this eventually.
You have the old nine tails fucking day and night and sooner or later there are dozens of fifty year old beauties lazing around with no husbands.

>> No.16855512

>>16855505
>You will never sleep in a huge pile of 18-20 year old Kitsunes who are tired from a long day of repairing the shrine.
>Then get hard after they wake up and start groping you.

>> No.16855513

>>16855505
No wonder the shrines are such hot destinations for visitors.
Poor Ryus.

>> No.16855526

>>16855513
>not going for the ryus

Pleb

>> No.16855531

>>16855526
Ryus are very nice girls, but my heart belongs to a fox.

>> No.16855556

>>16855484
Can I even go there to get a Ara Ara fox who will gently femdom me and take care of me?

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>>16855556
They usually reside in the deeper halls of the shrines. Most visitors want to see the little ones, after all.
I'm sure one would be more than happy to take care of you.

>> No.16855614

>>16855592
>I won't be satisfied until you coat all of my tails with your energy, Anon.

She has nine. Even regular sex with her would be insane.

>> No.16855617

>>16855614
>>16855592
Do NOT fall for the fluffy tails!

>> No.16855619

>>16855614
God only knows how pent up she is, too.
Especially when you have to watch all your younger siblings take off with husbands of their own.

>> No.16855631

>>16855617
But large, fluffy tails are indicative of a high quality mate!

>> No.16855644

>>16855631
No. They indicate evil.

>> No.16855653

>>16855644
t. Zhōu Wǔ Wáng

>> No.16855661

>>16854937
>baphomets have been growing me me over the last few days
>baphomet op
This isn't helping my desire to hug one and never let go.

>> No.16855667

I know we are a bunch of mofusluts, but are there mofulovers among monstergirls?

just dried my hair after shower and I look like 80's hair metal band lead singer

>> No.16855670

>>16855667
There's gotta be some MGs who like a bit of fluff.

>> No.16855671

>>16855661
You are not worthy.

Try to pick her up and she'll be immovable as Mjolnir.
Your sword won't fit in her stone.
That shot isn't going through her line of axes.

Get the drift?

>> No.16855674

>>16855661
The more time I spend in this thread, the more I come to appreciate girls I never thought I would.
If you had told me a year ago that I would end up liking Khepri, I'd have called you insane.

>>16855667
I don't doubt it. Kejourou probably love it.

>> No.16855677

>>16855667
Kejourou, obviously. They'd twine their prehensile strands all through yours and massage your scalp with their silk.

Could also see a Tanuki or Ratatoskr running their little paws through it over and over.

>> No.16855686

Which MG will most enjoy sharing my fetishes? None of them are too strange.

>> No.16855688

>>16855686
Yes.

>> No.16855693

>>16855686
A human girl

>> No.16855710 [SPOILER] 
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>>16855686
Nobody knows unless you state them.
We are all degenerates here.

>> No.16855711

>>16855686
You're waifu.

>> No.16855716

>>16855667
I sure hope there's mofu loving monster girls. I almost have as much body hair as bigfoot and the hair on my head is reaching metal singer level too.
>>16855674
That's the great thing about these threads, you come to appreciate a lot of girls eventually. I never would have thought I'd like Baphomets this much back in 2013.

>> No.16855717

>>16855710
>spoiler

Speak for yourself. I'm clean.

>> No.16855719

>>16855717
Then your fetish is for purity.

>> No.16855721

>>16855686
I dunno but I hope I find some that share mine.
Big and soft is fantastic.

>> No.16855727

>>16855686
But which MG is the best to work out with?
When I was younger (my first two decades of life) I was always weak and flimsy, and I hurt all the time.
My legs ached, my feet ached, I was sure I was going to lose my wrists to carpal tunnel. I couldn't run for more than a minute or lift more than 70 pounds. I got sick a lot. I always felt cold.
And then I got addicted to exercise. The good stuff. That burning euphoria where you're drenched in sweat and every muscle is screaming but the world has never felt brighter or lighter.
Who can let me ride the high of healthy living forever?

>> No.16855742

>>16855686
>monster girl with your fetishes
>one of your fetishes is monster girls
>>>/u/

>> No.16855746

>>16855717
Your waifu doesn't like it when you lie anon.

>> No.16855750

>>16855742
But semi-lesbian corruption is the best kind of corruption.

>> No.16855751

>>16855746
But I'm not a degenerate! I have vanilla fetishes. Like missionary and kissing.

>> No.16855754

>>16855751
>kissing
Try to kiss a Ushi-Oni and you'll understand how much of a degenerate you are
You will never be able to forget the confused look of disgust on her face

>> No.16855758

>>16855092
Lucky. I'd buy it out of you

>> No.16855768

>>16855754
>implying I'd kiss such a degenerate rape train

She's rough and inconsiderate. She's a meanie.

>> No.16855780

>>16855750
>Oh, you like it do you?
>Don't lie, I can tell you're just about to cum~
>I have something to tell you before you do though
>This dildo is molded from anon's dick
>There, that made you honest!

>> No.16855790
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JK bugs are the best

>> No.16855791

>>16855750
It is, that was a joke
>>16855780
>succubus raping a farm girl with a dildo molded from your dick
>when she's on the brink of cumming the succubus holds open her legs and makes the girl beg for the real thing
Nothing better than helping a monster girl with her corruption duties.

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>>16855484
Cute

>> No.16855819

>>16855790
I like them. They're really cute.

>> No.16855853

>>16855790
I want to bum that spider.

>> No.16855878

>>16855791
But that's evil

>> No.16855886

>>16855878
But that farm girl loves you anon. Don't you want to dick a future succubus that loves you?

>> No.16855898

>>16855886
Will she be thicc and be my wife who loves me?

>> No.16855899

>>16855898
All that and more.

>> No.16855904

>>16855878
From my point of view, the Order is evil.

>> No.16855905

>>16855899
Then I'll take it

>> No.16855921

>>16855904
Give up, Demon Lord. We have the prude ground.

>> No.16855926

>>16855878
That's not evil, let me set the scene.
>5'7 farmers daughter who still has a few years of growth ahead of her
>wavy red hair worked into braids, beautiful blue eyes and a few light freckles across her face in just the right places
>a toned body from her years of manual labour on the farm and some generous breasts to go with it
>she's wearing suspenders
>you've known her since you were little and now she's looking up at you with tears in her eyes, asking for you to take her while the succubus has a shit eating grin on her face
It's not evil, it's the right thing to do.

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For some reason the air around her castle seems warm and fuzzy

>> No.16855945

>>16855921
You underestimate my mana.

>> No.16855953

>Be married to a MG with an equal partnership.
>Love my Waifu and have crazy sex with her.
>If I'm horny and she's not here, watch a ton of Femdom porn.
>Videos where a smaller, feminine guy fucks a MG for the first time. Other ones where a cute trap is denied orgasm, then immediately begs to cum behind the scenes.
>Stuff like that.
>Waifu finds out.
>Which girl would have the best reaction to this? Playing to that fetish but not going too far.

>> No.16855960

>>16855945
Don't try it.

>> No.16855961
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>>16855953
Demon

>> No.16855965

>>16855961
Foul lewd beasts. Do not tempt me.

>> No.16855968

>>16855953
>feminine guy
>trap
None of them.

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>>16855953
Ara-ara types I think

>> No.16855973

>>16855505
>You keep backing up, that's exactly what she asked you not to do.
>You're looking away, why are you looking away? Don't do that.
>Great, now they're getting smug. That's a bad sign.
>You're still backing up.
>Don't let them shove you like that. They're testing for weakness.
>You're going to trip if you keep backing up. Just stand straight and stare them down.
>Don't let the little ones jump on you. They're going to think they have the advantage.
>Fucks sake Anon, what are you doing. See those wagging tails? Those hungry expressions? You've got them all riled up now.
>Great, you tripped as I said you would. Rest in fox.

>> No.16855986

>>16855968
Reverse traps are best traps.

>> No.16855993

Would you watch a MG porn if you knew it's how a guy met his wife? She was so perfect, he couldn't get it up for anyone else. But he couldn't stop cumming inside her.

>> No.16855999
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>ywn be an actor for TAILPUSSY.com
>ywn be put in a photo shoot where a big throbbing meaty tail pussy rests on your face while you tell the Manticore how big it is
>ywn have a manticore dominate you with her big meaty tail pussy while you ahego and scream how much of a slut you are for tail pussy

This is all I want. THIS IS ALL I NEED!

>> No.16856000

>>16855993
I'd probably watch a lot of MG porn while avoiding real MGs.
Pretty much the same as this life, only more exciting.

>> No.16856013
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Will you be able to conquer the evil emperor cold bitter heart and save your village?

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>>16855965

>> No.16856015

>>16856000
>mamanomana MG porn
>they know you are watching

I'm sure magic or something can cause fourth wall time paradox type stuff.

>> No.16856020

>>16856013
I'll conquer it. With a blade.

A fight it will be.

>> No.16856023

>>16855661
Are you sure that's the only thing you want to do with one?

>> No.16856027

>>16855973
Please do more about finding Kitsunes.

>Anon brings a bag of treats.
>Walks through the Fox Hotel.
>Tons of naked Kitsunes, sleeping alone and with each other.
>Tosses one to a girl jerking herself off.
>"Thanks, Anon!"
>Every Kitsune wakes up.
>You can't even see him under the tails.
>Or hear him over the moaning.

>>16855999
Trips confirm. This needs to be a longer Greentext series.

>> No.16856029

>>16856020
But anon,the emperor Mou-Fu got extremely powerful lighting abilities,using a blade is asking for a death sentence

plus she is a master in Shock touch

>> No.16856031

>>16855969
Would you watch porn with an Otohime?

>> No.16856035

>>16856029
I'm wearing rubber boots.

I'll challenge her in combat and take her place as the ruler of her empire.

By the rites of Rak'Shir, I will becone Highlord.

>> No.16856036

>>16856013
I would beat her. Maybe she can find a nice boy in hell our in prison.

>> No.16856037

>suddenly can't captcha
Did 4chan X just break for anyone else?

>> No.16856038

>>16856035
Aw dude four strength four ground rubber boots?

>> No.16856044

>>16856020
>bringing a knife to an... anything else fight
Sword fights are dumb. Even, no, ESPECIALLY in anime where there's a million better powers to use.

>> No.16856046

>>16856038
Yeah. And they're level 18 too.

>> No.16856047

>>16856035
Rubber boots do not mean "immune to electricity."
Ask any lineman.

>> No.16856052

>>16856047
Fine. I'll wear a fucking Faraday cage then.

>> No.16856055

>>16856047
Rubber gloves.

>> No.16856056

>>16856044
I'll bring a magic knife gun and rubber gloves. It's over for the raiju and I'll get my revenge.

>> No.16856065

Health and Safety Raiju wants YOU to be aware of Earth Potential Rise!

>> No.16856067

>>16856056
You don't need magic to have a knife gun. Just a virtuous mission.

>> No.16856069

>>16855999
Innocent young men are meant to be TAILED

>>16856013
She's bitter and angry because every man who approaches her passes out as soon as she touches him

>> No.16856077

>>16856065
I'm gonna put and multimeter on her butt and no one can stop me.

>> No.16856079

>>16856069
>Innocent young men are meant to be TAILED

They sure as hell are.

>image of a frightened little virgin boy with a manticore's paw holding the side of his face

>> No.16856086
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Vampires in leather outfits are for ______

>> No.16856089

>>16856086
submitting to.

>> No.16856090

>>16856086
Chastising for walking into the gym by mistake.

>> No.16856093

>>16856077
>you can tell how she's feeling by testing what the voltage across her body is

>> No.16856098

>>16856086
Staking

>> No.16856099
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16856099

need more pregnant girls

>> No.16856100

>>16856086
This >>16856089

What I'd give to have a Vanpire like that push my head into the dirt with her leather boots while degrading me. I'd let her drain me of blood anytime and I don't care if she does it the roughest she can.

>> No.16856114

>>16856079
>The cameraman asks him about his previous sexual experiences
>He replies that he masturbates about twice a week using only his small girlish hands
>She hands him a picture a BIG tailpussy
>He gets flustered and grows a visible boner
>She asks if he'd stick it inside that
>He wouldn't because it's scary
>An even bigger tail flops on his shoulder
>The 7ft tall owner of that tail grabs his face and forcefully kisses him
>"Are you sure you wouldn't do it?"

>> No.16856121

>>16856114
My slutty side is showing! Stop anon before it's too late! What I would give to have a life like that. I'm such a slut for big throbbing tail pussy and I'm not afraid to admit it!

>> No.16856134

I'm going to be moving today, any Ogres willing to carry the washing machine?

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>>16856099
What a cute weasel! will headpat and bellyrub her

Alot

>> No.16856145

>>16855999
>You will never watch Tailpussy.com porn while a Manticore jerks you off.
>Teasing you about how hard you are.
>Saying you sound more adorable than the guy in the video.
>Asks who has the better tailpussy. Her or the girl in the video?
>No matter how you answer, she mentions how hard the question got you.
[spoilers]>You say it's hers and mean it.
>She promises that you're not falling asleep tonight. You're collapsing into her arms.[/spoiler]

>> No.16856149

>>16856086
Reciting poetry to in the moonlit gardens of the Wight next door.

>> No.16856155

>>16856099
Pregnant monster girls are extra needy and greedy

>>16856121
What would be your preferred way of being made into a tailslut?
For me it's definitely becoming addicted to it after you had to shoot a TAILED porno to pay your rent

>> No.16856156

>>16856114
I want to impregnate a dire manticore on live TV because she thought she was going to live-stream a rape but got really into it.

>> No.16856159

>>16856090
Are you saying vampires cant lift big boy?

>> No.16856161

>>16856145
I don't care if Manticores are rare, when the portals open I'm finding myself a manticore like that who will do exactly that to me. I want to be under the strong rule of The Tail Pussy. I want her to give me a reach around job with her tail pussy while she bites my neck and tells me how much of a little slut I am for her. Then I want to just collapse in her arms due to exhaustion from all the ahegoing, orgasms and pumping she did to me. Then before I drift off, I'd say to her while panting that I love her.

>> No.16856164

>>16856156
>That day manticore venom sales rose by 15%
>And was the first recorded time in history where a manticore got impregnated with triplets on her first day

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I'm a slut for spider butt.

>> No.16856171

>>16856159
Dracula has the strength of like 20 guys. Of course Vampires hit the gym!

>> No.16856173

>>16856164
Gonna scratch her ears while she lays there in the afterglow.

>> No.16856176

>>16856086
Vampires are edgy.

>> No.16856177

>>16856159
I'm saying that the leather club's two blocks down.

>> No.16856179

>>16856155
Oh that sure sounds lewd. I think that's what I'd like aswell

>Be anon
>struggling to pay the rent
>See an ad for a photo shoot really close
>the pay is good
>arrive to see a white room with a lovely large bed
>camera man tells you to kneel down infront of the bed
>next minute a big 7ft Manticore comes in and wraps her tail pussy over your shoulder and under your chin
>it's huge and it's pulsing
"I'm going to make you my tail slut, boy"
>look at the camera man with a worried look on you face while the Manticore holds you closer with her tail pussy and gives the camera an evil grin

I need this

>> No.16856180

>>16856177
Sounds like an Alptastic place.

>> No.16856182

I'm a slut for spider butt.

>> No.16856198

>>16856173
>Your sex video tape gets sold to all the MG world
>Wonderland and manticores client zones seem to have alot of interest on the tape according to sales

At least you will have enough money to live comfortably with your new manticore waifu and soon to be 3 daugherus

>> No.16856201

>>16856179
Now I want to see an edit of that picture of the white chick with a black dude holding her head against his leg, but with a scrawny anon and a big meaty paw with a tail lingering in the background.

>> No.16856205

>>16856198
That would be nice.
Gonna give her the sweet life and cuddle my daughterus!
Gonna give her a lot more daughterus too.

>> No.16856206

>Willingly becoming a slut
Your waifus would be ashamed. What kind of monstergirl takes pride in going out in public with a sluttified partner? She'd be made fun of for being unable to get a man with her charms rather than raw brute force

Rehabilitate the sluts!

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16856209

MGE Automaton World.

Is it a place you should visit?

Should you bring extra firewalls and heavy weaponry?

Will you help the armored grape infect the brown queen with a virus and then spread it through the entire Pyramid network?

Will you avoid the Corrupter Centaur as she infects multiple girls with the dreaded Harem.exe?

>> No.16856211

>>16856206
>She'd be made fun of for being unable to get a man with her charms rather than raw brute force
Monsters don't care, anon. They seem them as just alternate means to the same end.

>> No.16856213

>>16856201
Yes! That would make me instant diamonds.

>Poor Little Human Boy.jpg

>> No.16856214
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We need a CC werewolf in a biker suit.

>> No.16856217

>>16856211
>human women only care about your status
>monstergirls only care about your dick
Slutfags are ruining monstergirls.

>> No.16856219

>>16856206
>What kind of monstergirl takes pride in going out in public with a sluttified partner?

Manticores.

>She'd be made fun of for being unable to get a man with her charms rather than raw brute force

Like the other anon said. Monster girls wouldn't care, and she'd be proud of her little tail slut.

>Rehabilitate the sluts!

I agree. Throw me in a room with a tall manticore and rehabilitate me!

>> No.16856220

>>16856179
Would you go back to the same Manticore, or would you become a tailpussy junky who needs his dose no matter who it is

>>16856201
I second this

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>>16856155
>Pregnant monster girls are extra needy and greedy

And i will make her bigger and more needy if necessary!

>>16856205
Do you think she will only like the snuggle snuggle if its as hardcore as her first time? or she will settle for slow lovemaking?

>> No.16856232

>>16856206
My waifu and I would only slut it up in public on very rare occasions anon, and only in places and situations where others were doing the same. That doesn't account for all the hidden bondage stuff, but I don't really consider that outwardly slutty as it's be hidden.

My waifu and I do take pride in leading our daughteru around with a leash and a ball gag, but that's hardly even slutty as she'd still be fully clothed and stuff. The only place we might slut it up with her is Loli-con, and even then only after dark.

>> No.16856239

>>16856220
By the end of the porno I'd have a collar around my neck with a little heart shaped charm that says "Tail slut" so I would've been claimed by that manticore. I'm her tailslut. And that's what I love.

>> No.16856241

>>16856227
I think she'd settle for gentle lovemaking.
[spioler]May even see if I can get on top, for one session.

>> No.16856243

>>16856241
>spioler
That's a new one.

>> No.16856244

>>16856232
>My waifu and I do take pride in leading our daughteru around with a leash and a ball gag, but that's hardly even slutty as she'd still be fully clothed and stuff. The only place we might slut it up with her is Loli-con, and even then only after dark.
I don't even know where to begin with this shit.

>> No.16856249

>>16856244
It's KDF anon, he's always like that.

>> No.16856250

>>16856243
Well, I like to keep things interesting.

>> No.16856251

>>16856241
I'm going to spioler my waifu.

>> No.16856260

>>16856232
>Loli-con
oh fuck you, of course that would be a thing.

>> No.16856262

>>16856251
spiolering is the best way to keep a girl sweet.

>> No.16856264

I shiver at the trough of how much venom a manticore in heat will pump on you,your dick will be sore for days at the abuse

>> No.16856268

>>16856264
I tremble at the thought. It makes me flustered and slutty.

>> No.16856269

>>16856264
Just think happy troughs anon.

>> No.16856270

>>16856262
We would spiloer each other so much, a spioling spider would show up.

>> No.16856273

>>16856264
I anticipate how much that would take because I'd be able to fill her to the brim.

>> No.16856274

>>16856264
Wouldn't you have problems of well... There is a reason why viagra has warnings if it's not going down after a few hours.

It's not pretty.

>> No.16856276

>>16856023
Well of course I want to do lewd things with a smug goat too, that goes without saying.

>> No.16856280

>>16855969
>Those full breasts
This is why I'm a maniac for paizuri. What MG's hold paizuri as a sacred act?

>> No.16856281

>>16856274
Not with DE, and definitely not once you're an incubus.

>> No.16856286
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>>16856260
Darn right it is.

>> No.16856289

>>16856239
>I'd have a collar around my neck with a little heart shaped charm that says "Tail slut"
Why does this sound so good?

I can't think of any better fate than becoming a big strong Manticore's tail slut

>>16856264
How are you going to fill her big tail to the brim if not with some help from her venom?

>> No.16856292

>>16856273
Remember that MG wombs are literally custom made to take alot of semen inside

in any other case they can just convert it to mamono mana if things get out of hand, right?

>> No.16856293
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16856293

Fight the firemice
Fuck the firemice

>> No.16856295

>>16856286
What happens to the loli if I don't sexualize her in the morning after she wakes me up by straddling me?

>> No.16856296

>>16856289
I am gonna fill her belly then her tail! lets see how she deals with that

>> No.16856298

>>16856289
Sounds too perfect. Being a 7ft Strong Manticore's tail slut she can cuddle like a daki at night is adorable. This is the life I want when the portals open.

>> No.16856301

>>16856292
I know.
That's why I'm going to keep going to test her limits.
And yeah, she can convert it if it gets to be 'too much' although I don't know where its going to all end up if I fill her up as much as I want.

>> No.16856306

>>16856209
>is it a place you should visit

Yes

>Should you bring extra firewalls and heavy weaponry?

Probably. Heavy weaponry is well... heavy. So it's best to come just unarmed to not appear hostile.

>Will you help the armored grape infect the brown queen with a virus and then spread it through the entire Pyramid network?

What? Is this a reference?

>> No.16856307

>>16856293
I'm 70% water. Let's see how she holds out against my stick.

>> No.16856309

>>16856293
Beat the flamerat

>> No.16856311

>>16856209
I'd tell them that I prefer girls that are organic and trully alive.

>> No.16856312

>>16856293
Sniff the firemice?

>> No.16856313

>>16856301
On the waifu parts of course! or a hyperactive manticore from so much energy

it would be fun to have foreplay with that filling idea trough,fill her to the brim and keep her plugged with your dick,then sofly cuddle each other while she enjoys the feeling of fullness

>> No.16856314

>>16856293
I want a sumo flamerat!

>> No.16856318

>>16856313
My man.

>> No.16856319

>>16856295
Then you get treated to the breakfast she made, which was the whole reason she got you up in the first place.
And though she probably wouldn't have stopped you if you had tried something, most MG lolis are lewd without even trying to be.

>> No.16856327

>>16856099
How about fucking a pregnant monster girl?

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57770404

>> No.16856334

>>16856319
Then I would eat the breakfast that's not her and not mind my boner when I see her in a lewd apron. Thanks loli mg.

>> No.16856335

>>16856099
>>16856327
https://exhentai.org/g/1024855/0020cfa73b/

>> No.16856336

>>16856327
Cute!
The Jub jubs cute too

>> No.16856343

>>16856206
I will continue being a slutty house husband for my waifu whether you like it or not. Allow the sluts!

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16856344

>>16856327
>>16856335
Doesnt the profile state they get even hornier and more needy when pregnant?

I am not sure if its safe to pump more inside a pregnant demon waifu,i dont want to hurt her

>> No.16856349

>>16856344
Every monster gets more greedy and needy when pregnant and the more you pump into her the healthier and cuter the baby will be. Also, monster girls don't get hurt because the wonder of mamono mana.

>> No.16856350

>>16856206
But what if I wanted to enter a deep and meaningful relation with my waifus until I ask them to take me, and then I become their slut? Or until they get so frustrated they rape me.

>> No.16856356

>>16856306
>Is this a reference

What is grape colored and hates brown queens?

>> No.16856357

>>16856349
>the more you pump into her the healthier and cuter the baby will be.

Wait wait hold on

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING, LET ME GET PLENTY OF MANTICORE VENOM AND MUSHROOM SOUP ASAP! i am gonna bully my waifu womb all night

>> No.16856359

>>16856349
I don't think I'd be comfortable fucking my pregnant waifu. Going to need some reassurance from her and maybe some lessons.

>> No.16856360

>>16856343
Being a slut for the waifu is always good.

Of course being a slut for her if shes yan is a good way to not be allowed out of the house. Yandere Dragons a bestest.

>> No.16856362

>>16856206
I want to work with a Kej and be know as the "finishers", feared in the entire re-light district.

>> No.16856368

>>16856360
>being a slut for a yan

That's a good thing anon because then she won't have to hurt you or do anything she doesn't want to do. You make it so much easier for her to love you. That's a good husband.

>> No.16856371

>>16856359
Just be gentle. How do you expect the baby to be healthy if the mother isn't getting a good supply of energy?
If anything, she'll need MORE.

>> No.16856375

>>16856359
I'm not that much into pregnant sex either but I would do it for the waifu and our daughteru.

>>16856357
Anon how were you going to have a daughteru without knowing that? That's good monster parenting 101. Though using things like mushrooms and venon or other items might have effects on the baby so I don't advise using them.

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16856379

>tfw no cuddlebug Jinko to wear pajamas and watch kung-fu movies with

>> No.16856381

>>16856375
>use raging mushroom while fucking your pregnant MG wife
>daughteru turns out a tough dom

>>16856371
I'll make sure to be as gentle as physically possible, making sure she feels comfortable and pleasured. And most of all, making sure her needs are satisfied.

>> No.16856387

>>16856371
I am gonna let her be on top and dictate the pace,unless she whispers to do full rough on her

>>16856375
>Use manticore venom while impregnating vampire wife
>Daugheru vampire got more charm and curves than a succubuss

Where i went wrong...

>> No.16856388

>>16856319
>a loli kitsune in a naked apron will never make you breakfast

>> No.16856389

>>16856381
See, that's the right idea.
It's a good opportunity to take it slow with your wife, especially if she's ordinarily a rougher sort.

>> No.16856390

>>16856381
Many people forget what raging mush actually does. If you feed your waifu it then the daughteru might come out a dom, but if you fuck her while under its effects then your daughteru will be a sub.

>>16856387
Manticore venon will make her extremelly lewd indeed.

>> No.16856394

>>16856368
I think every powersluts dream is to be a good househusband for their waifu.

Of course i dont have a choice anyway. But i dont care, why would i? I wouldn't want to scare her into tying me down and raping me.

Okay i do want her to.

>> No.16856406

>>16856390
Nah man don't worry. I know what raging mushrooms do and it was just a little joke.

>>16856389
So loving, gentle missionary with handholding and kissing? I like that.

>>16856394
Patrician taste. Bring a vulnerable house husband for your waifu to tie up and rape is my favourite kind of lifestyle.

>> No.16856418

>>16856394
Same with me. I want to cook and clean the house for them while they're off at work, even though the servants should be taking care of it. And then they can come home to me wearing a naked apron. Though that might not work so well in reverse.

>> No.16856427

>couple centuries after monsters have been introduced
>they're intergrated to human society and vice versa after the portals opened up
>magi-tech flourishes with magic and all its various subjects becoming a scientific discipline
>both arts and culture flourishes despite worries that monstergirls would only be sex crazed maniacs
>pure humans are rare but are still plentiful
>male:female ratio is 1:10
>the male birth crisis has been going on for at least a century
>no solution has been found for centuries even as top minds research for decades, with barely any progress

>most monsters have become yandere thanks to a hyper aggressive virus that was released a couple decades ago by a mad scientist
>it's like the common cold/influenza only instead of coughing and runny noses it makes monster girls yandere
>a couple of decades was mostly pure chaos with yanderes murdering each other for their lovers who were already rare
>somehow society sorted itself out despite an all yandere population

>most monsters die lonely without ever having a partner
>males are not only very sought after, but are also symbols of power/honor/nobility e.t.c
>most monsters turned very desperate for partners
>as a result even the most timid monsters are now boy hungry ushi-oni tier predators
>men are either in arranged marriages from birth or are aggressively fought over by monstergirls if he is not claimed

How would you fare in a society of hyper-desperate yandere girls?

>> No.16856429

>>16856406
Still, you could pull of a dom daughteru with that, perfect for those that think their daughterus will become sub girls that are going to do really degenerate things.

>> No.16856430

>>16856406
>Bring a vulnerable house husband for your waifu to tie up and rape is my favourite kind of lifestyle.
You have to show her you need to be protected. Hide from her and show up when she starts crying, tease her and make small mistakes

Or somehow harm yourself while making basic foods. Seriously if my waifu saw how many times i accidentally harm my self while doing things like warming up waffles i think she'd tie me down to the bed permanently.

>> No.16856436

>>16856427
Time to start making harems,those yanderes better suck it up and work together or die lonely

>> No.16856439

>>16856427
Sounds like extreme shit. If a monster started getting too yandere and filling herself with delusions I would just give her a good beating.

>> No.16856443

>>16856439
>just give her a good beating.
His setting is trash, but so are you.

>> No.16856450

>>16856418
Trust me, anon. Naked aprons on a house husband is what waifus dream to come home to.

>>16856429
I actually want my daughterus to be dom so that's a good thing.

>>16856430
Nothing better than being protected by a waifu.

>spoiler

I can imagine her taping you to the bed and cuddling you so you won't hurt yourself anymore. It sounds yan but it's actually innocent. That's cute.

>> No.16856458

>>16856450
I don't want my waifus to tie me up, but I do want them to take advantage of me when I'm being broody. Like protecting me from my emotions and stuff. If I'm sitting in the recliner reading some bad news, and have a sad expression on my face, I want them to drag me out of the chair, onto the ground, and just start taking me right there. That would be paradise.

>> No.16856461

>>16856443
She is either going to get herself killed or I'm going to die. Someone needs to beat some sense into her.

>> No.16856463

>>16856430
I want to be chained down to a bed and used a semen dispenser when waifu comes in a really bad mood

i just hope my pelvis insurance hasn't expired

>> No.16856467

>>16856450
>I can imagine her taping you to the bed and cuddling you so you won't hurt yourself anymore. It sounds yan but it's actually innocent. That's cute.
Not him, but my waifu would definitely do that if she found I had hurt myself doing something silly. She'd use rope or restraints though, tape is bad for my hairs.

>> No.16856468

>>16856379
Big cats are the best, I'm not a huge fan of kung-fu movies but I'd watch them for her.

>> No.16856469

>>16856427
What happens of I go to a public school and tease all the nerdy girls in the anime club?

>> No.16856473

>>16856469
Lock your door and hide in the closet,that club is gonna raid your house

>> No.16856480

>>16856473
But who will win?

>> No.16856487

>>16856480
How good are you with booby traps?

>> No.16856493

>>16856487
I'm just a slut who wants to get mindbroken as hard as possible and raped by a yandere girl. I just want to tease them so they can rape me harder. Does laying booby traps help with that?

>> No.16856499

>>16856493
You are not gonna get raped anon oh no~

they are all gonna drag you away to a secluded sex dungeon and take turns until you have impregnated EACH one of them

is that what you really want?

>> No.16856503

>>16856450
>I can imagine her taping you to the bed and cuddling you so you won't hurt yourself anymore. It sounds yan but it's actually innocent. That's cute.
I think if she did that i'd perma heart pupil.

Why are slight yan waifus so good.

>> No.16856506

>>16856493
You are going to watch the whole anime club kill and you'll her their screams from the closet. The winner will open the door very slowly so you can see her bloodied face and maybe a few guts.

>> No.16856516

>>16856506
>>>/deviantart/

>> No.16856517

I will enter into the jungle with a bunch of human girls. nothing bad will come of this.

>> No.16856519

>>16856499
But I only want one waifu(preferably a kiki who GENTLY cuts my tendons) to be mimdbroken and become dependent on!

>>16856506
What if I kill myself first? Checkmate atheists

>> No.16856527

>>16856519
You are gonna get a hellspawn kiki,one that looks like a pile of sugar on the outside, but its oozing malice from her eyes and manners

>> No.16856530

>>16856516
>yandere monster girls that murder for males
>all buddy buddy now

>>16856519
Wisp is going to get ya!

>> No.16856533

>>16856517
The only reason it would be bad is if the resulting harem is made only out of Kakuen.
You need to split the girls up, have them turn into different monsters and then have them meet up before they come for you.
Leading to a variety bucket jungle orgy!

>> No.16856535

>>16856519
>tendon-cutting kiki
It's been a while since I heard that, mister "slightly-yandere kiki".

>> No.16856542

>>16856519
People like you are perfect for yanderes.

>> No.16856543

>>16856535
Tendon cutting kiki was cute. I wouldn't mind a Kiki cutting my tendons and/or blinding me.

>> No.16856556

>>16856543
Anon what is wrong with you?

>> No.16856557

Friendly reminder that tendon damage is actually incredibly painful and not cute or comfy in the slightest.

>> No.16856559

>>16856533
But what if that anon wants a harem of monkey girls who constantly sit on his face, give him butt jobs, and ride him cow girl style with each butt making a slightly different slapping sound as it pounds down onto his hips? All the while they're grinning smuggly!

>> No.16856564

>>16856527
Spooky. So a pile of sugar oozing slime with a feather on top?

>>16856535
I merrly adopted the mantle

>>16856542
Thanks!

>>16856557
MAMONOBAMA

>> No.16856566

>>16856556
Nothing, I'm just man who wants a yandere Kiki.

>>16856557
Mamono mana my dude.

>> No.16856574
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16856574

Do you have a second to talk about preaching the forest and elves anon?

>> No.16856576

>>16856533
What monsters actually live in the jungle that could make variety?
Thinking about it, Kakuen is the one of the only only jungle monster that corrupts into their own kind.
you need a dorome for jungle plantgirls, and the rest you need either amazons or some deranged jungle lilim. can't think of any more.

>> No.16856582

>>16856574
No, Last time I let a elf into my house she didn't leave for a week.

>> No.16856584

>>16856582
And thats bad because?

>> No.16856586 [DELETED] 

Hey assholes, your horsefucker brethren are shitting up /a/ with their MonMusu bullshit. Reign them in, yeah?

>> No.16856588

>>16856574
Elves are lame, I'd have my waifu and daughteru bark them away from our house.

>> No.16856589 [DELETED] 

>>16856586
>crossboarder scum

>> No.16856591 [DELETED] 

>>16856586
they aren't our responsibility, kill your self my dude

>> No.16856594

>>16856584
She didn't clean up after herself. My house got really fucking dirty thanks to her.

>> No.16856598 [DELETED] 

>>16856574
Elves can't into hamburger.

>>16856586
Not our problem.

>> No.16856599

>>16856566
I guess mamono mana would heal your brain damage indeed.

>> No.16856607

>>16856574
Sure. If she uses those kinds of clothing I would even invite her in.

>> No.16856610

>>16856607
n-nothing lewd right?

>> No.16856611

>>16856599
It's not being brain damaged. It's being enlightened to the light of Yandere Kikis. But seriously, it's fine if you have different fantasies.

>> No.16856613

>>16856559
I'm more into molesting and spanking asses than facestitting. not really fan of it.

>> No.16856614 [DELETED] 

>>16856586
(You)

>> No.16856616

>>16856613
Well, you can have that then! A lot of smug monkeys needing to be spanked and molested.

>> No.16856618
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>>16856574
Elves are bad, they kidnap men and make little kids cry. See the pic as proof.

>> No.16856624

>>16856610
Would she consider me sitting by her side and brushing my leg against her while looking at her eyes and lips so I could listen closely lewd? If not then no.

>> No.16856625

>>16856559
>You will never get lost in the jungle with a group oh human women
>They will never get corrupted into kakuens
>You will never become tarzan of the kakuens

>> No.16856631 [DELETED] 

>>16856586
We don't want anything to do with them, tell them to fuck off to /c/ where the sane ones jumped ship to.

>> No.16856634

>>16856625
>Phill Collins will never play in the background as you swing from vines in the jungle
sad.

>> No.16856647

I want a shy nerdy Doppelgänger who likes going to cosplay conventions disguised exactly like the girl she wants to cosplay as. I'd cosplay with her aswell and the quality time we'd spend together would be fantastic. This cosplay and roleplay isn't just limited to the convention, but to the bedroom aswell.

>> No.16856652

>>16856618
They're trying to comfort the poor little shota. Then they're going to help him get back to his mommy.

Elves are pure good girls.

>> No.16856667

>>16856652
>Then they're going to help him get back to his mommy.
They are his mothers now. He wouldn't try to leave his mothers ever right?

>> No.16856668
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A couple new wife images finished today!

>> No.16856674

>>16856086
Bullying me

>> No.16856675

When willmgs accept that they can't save us?

>> No.16856676
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16856676

I had a bit of a disagreement with the artist over the anatomy on these but it seems it all mostly worked out in the end.

>> No.16856677

>>16856675
They will never give up.

>> No.16856679

>>16856674
Are Wights and Vampires the biggest bullies in the Undead kingdom?

>> No.16856686

>>16856668
That's a lewd pear shape.

>>16856676
What was the disagreement in anatomy? What part?

>> No.16856690

>>16856679
They are royalty after all.

>> No.16856691

>>16856679
Yup. And the best mistresses.

>tfw ywn be the butler of a gentle dom Wight

>> No.16856695

>>16856679
It's because they know how much better than you they are

>> No.16856696

>>16856686
In the original sketches of the first one her ribcage was really large and at a weird angle, it looked kind of unnatural, and it took a lot of back and forth to get it fixed.
You can still see it a little bit if you follow down from near her armpit.

>> No.16856705

>>16856696
Was it just the way he draws his girls or your wife specifically? Atleast it was settled now.

>> No.16856710

>>16856695
And yet you can still make them lose to the dick.

>> No.16856711

>>16856705
I dunno, I think he was having some trouble with the pose is all.

>> No.16856718

How do you punish daughterus without making them want your dick?

>> No.16856719

>>16855932
>Nav Ice Queen
Noice. I'm surprised other anons haven't noticed this yet.

>> No.16856721

>>16856344
>>16856349
That's just monster girls in general. Their bodies are made for sex, so it doesn't hurt them or the baby. It's said that it helps the baby too because they'll be even stronger and lewder with the spirit energy they're being given through there mother, so monster girls will demand even more sex when they're pregnant.

>> No.16856723

>>16856718
say you're disapointed in them.

>> No.16856729

>>16856718
Heavy scolding and some restrictions.

>> No.16856734

>>16856718
Taking away privileges like TV or computer time or treats or orgasms.

>> No.16856745

>>16856710
Vampires might take some time. They're known for their pride after all.

If she decides to take you home after biting you, it's a good start.

>> No.16856749

>>16856745
If she takes you home just take a good bath with holy water and wash your hair with garlic shampoo.
She cums if she gets near.

>> No.16856755
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16856755

>>16856427
Speaking of integrating into human society, imagine how difficult it would be for minotaurs and holstaurs. They get worked up when they see the color red, yet there are red signs and lights all over the place.

>> No.16856756

>>16856710
Human propaganda

>> No.16856761

>>16856756
Tell that to mere female bats and dhampirs.

>> No.16856762

>>16856755
I want to wear all red and get the mino twins all flustered.

>> No.16856764

>>16856762
Careful anon, that's a good way to get raped.

>> No.16856768

>>16856764
>Implying I don't want that
>Implying I don't want them to smother my dick in their tits until I pass out.

>> No.16856779

>>16856379
Is it wrong to be aroused by Jinko paws?

>> No.16856780

>>16856668
>>16856676
Dat bodytype

>> No.16856792

>>16856668
>>16856676
Do you have bigger versions?
Second is for ants

>> No.16856807

>>16856792
http://files.catbox.moe/631t9a.jpg

>> No.16856817

>>16856718
Scolding, telling them I'm disappointed in them and saying you're not allowed to see childhood friend for a week

>> No.16856819

>>16856755
Minotaurs driving are a danger to society.

>> No.16856821

>>16856749
This is how Damphirs are born.

>> No.16856824

>>16856819
Even having one in the passenger seat would be dangerous. She'd lose herself and try to screw you while you're driving; that is, unless you put a blindfold on her.

>> No.16856827

>>16856755
>special bar night for minotaurs
>entire building full of minotaurs
>music blasting loud enough to be heard on the street outside
>anon enters wearing a full red suit
>music stops
>they all stare for a solid 10 seconds

He was never seen again.

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16856838

>when it's gazer spam time again

>> No.16856840

>>16856821
It's why vampires are warry. They know the tricks that humans can pull.

>>16856824
It's why minos use sunglasses.

>> No.16856841

>>16856838
Let the man express feelings for his waifu anon! He really loves her. We all love our waifu/waifus.

>> No.16856846

>>16856613
Agreed with this. Butts are for looking good and being touched, but facesitting and other "worship" type stuff is just fucked up and can get to outright disgusting levels. Some people have no concept of moderation and I don't want to be associated with that.

>> No.16856849

>>16856838
>spam
No need to be salty over the man and his waifu.

>> No.16856850

>16856838
>reaction image
>xddd when it's that time again
>wasting an image

You can go back to where you came from. Atleast Gazerfag posts related images.

>> No.16856851

>>16856838
>calling that spam
>wasting an image
You're not from around here are you

>> No.16856852

>>16856838
He's giving us content all the time, I don't see the problem

>> No.16856854

>>16856838
>1-2 new pics
>spam
You don't know what that word means, don't you?
If you want to complain about spam, complain about EMG cowshit fags. They post the same shit over and over again. Usually in package of 5 or more pics at once

>> No.16856855

>>16856846
>but facesitting and other "worship" type stuff is just fucked up and can get to outright disgusting levels.
>Some people have no concept of moderation and I don't want to be associated with that.

Ok anon. We get it, you don't like it. But there's no need to shit on it.

>> No.16856856

>>16856850
>>16856851
Probably the same guy that was pissy about there being a monmusu thread on /a/

>> No.16856858 [DELETED] 

Stop giving him (you)s.

>> No.16856863

>>16856846
Exactly how I feel about monster parts as a whole and people who want to rub their dicks on them.

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>>16856855
>But there's no need to shit on it.
Don't make me say it.

>> No.16856870

>>16856865
Oh you little shit. Don't you fucking dare.

>> No.16856874

>>16856613
>>16856846
This just looks like maledom vs femdom again, lets not start that.

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CHANGE IN SUBJECT YES!
What position do you most like your waifu to do to you? And why do you like it so much? I prefer amazon or lotus position, because I enjoy lacking control in the pace of the sex in the amazon position, and having her starting directly into my eyes while I'm blushing in the lotus position is so wonderful.

>> No.16856882

>>16856846
Hey man, I'm fine with you disliking some thing and there's nothing wrong with that. But it's a bit rude to make unfair judgements like that based off nothing and to tell people who like it that they have "no concept of moderation". It's just a bit rude, y'know?

>> No.16856884

>>16856855
>But there's no need to shit on it.
Are you sure that this is the choice of words you wanted to go with?

>> No.16856887

>>16856874
I just don't like face sitting is all. no need to expand, like the other guy did

>> No.16856892

>>16856879
Lotus position is our all-time favorite, that's probably the pose that we'd give our virginities to each other in. It's just so comfy and intimate, we can hold each other tightly and hug and kiss all we want while also having sex! Plus, she's several inches shorter than I am so it'd be just perfect.

There's also this >>16855087 position that I can't get off my mind now, but that'd be for some of our more intense maledom nights.

>> No.16856894 [DELETED] 

Ahhhhhhem!

Maledom>Femdom

>> No.16856895

>>16856879
Doggystyle and reverse cowgirl.
I like butts, and I like them even more when they jiggle.

>> No.16856902

>>16856879
Cowgirl, both reverse and normal. There's nothing better than having her pinning me down and riding me. I'm also very fond of reach around handjobs, especially when they're done with big meaty paws/claws. Also reverse mating press and amazon position. Thoes are my favourite positions that, in my mind, you just can't beat.

>And why do you like it so much?

I'm a sub who loves it when a girl takes control. And basically what you said.

Also anon, lotus is very good aswell. Great for passionate daughteru making intimate sex. So overall I'd say your taste is a strong 9/10. Patrician tier, you're a good man in my book.

>> No.16856904

>>16856879
>What position do you most like your waifu to do to you?
All of them

>> No.16856909

>>16856879
I like my waifu to do me cowgirl, maybe with a bit of tease and her holding my arms. Her leaning in for a kiss and letting her hair fall near my face would make me putty.

For dominating her I prefer doggystyle and for some delicious vanilla I go with lotus and missionary.

>> No.16856911

>>16856895
>>16856892
>>16856879
God tier taste the lot of you.

>> No.16856913

>>16856902
>Reverse cowgirl
>Reverse mating press
10/10 Tastes yourself anon.
I can't get over how good it would feel for my waifus to pound me mercilessly into the bed, while I cry out for them to be more gentle. And secretly hope they don't for at least another hour.
We subs got to stick together.

>> No.16856915

>>16856879
Amazon, Lotus, Cowgirl, etc

>> No.16856916

>>16856838
WWD pls go.

>> No.16856926

>>16856879
Missionary with copious amounts of handholding, eye-contact, leglocking, and saying "I love you".

>> No.16856929

>>16856926
That sounds adorable anon.

>> No.16856932

>>16856913
>I can't get over how good it would feel for my waifus to pound me mercilessly into the bed, while I cry out for them to be more gentle

That sounds so good. I can imagine mine coming home from work stressed, picking me up over her shoulder not even caring what I'd currently be doing, and then placing me down on the bed for rough reverse mating press. All while I cry out for her to be slower and more gently because it hurts my body, but like you said, I'd secretly want it harder and for longer until I'm no more than a twitching ahegoing mess. I'd love being her little stress toy for things like that.

Ain't nothing better than being the sub my man.

>> No.16856934 [DELETED] 

We have gotten exceedingly off track from the topic of Monstergirls themselves.

>> No.16856938

>>16856926
>leglocking missionary

Ascended tier.

>> No.16856942 [DELETED] 

>>16856934
Sorry anon. It's easy to get off track when I didn't realise how many people here have fine taste.

>> No.16856943

>>16856932
It's paradise, truly paradise. Honestly, I would want my waifus to always asume I'm available for sex, even when I'm busy with something else. Like when I'm playing some vidya my Dragon waifu will pick me up by my hips and give me forcefull paizuri, while telling me that if I can still win the match, I get some tender cuddle sex.

>> No.16856944

>>16856938
Inferior to leglocking reverse missionary

>> No.16856945

>>16856909
>Being dominated and dominating
The best way to have sex with a monster.

>> No.16856947 [DELETED] 

>>16856934
That's what happens when people let waifu questionaires run rampant or indulge them.

>> No.16856948 [DELETED] 

>>16856934
I didn't come here to hear a bunch of random people tell me what their favorite sex position is and how many ways they want a nondescript girl to put thrm in positions they thought looked cool in a doujin they read once
I don't care what shitty name you want on your collar for fucks sake
And before people say 'well just bring up a Monstergirl then' when you do it just gets drowned out in the same shit every time
It would help if they weren't the most passive repetitive autistic fantasies ever too

>> No.16856953 [DELETED] 

>>16856948
Seems to me that you want to talk about lilims.

>> No.16856954 [DELETED] 

>>16856948
>And before people say 'well just bring up a Monstergirl then' when you do it just gets drowned out in the same shit every time
Then bring up less boring stuff, if no one latches onto your discussion it was probably shit to start with.

>> No.16856957 [DELETED] 

>>16856942
Fuck you, it's always the same group of people that get so excessively indulgent in this shit
You don't care, you just want to tell people you like being called a little slut because it gets your balls churning
Go take it to an ERP thread on /trash/ or something unless you can at least make it fucking Monstergirl related

>> No.16856964 [DELETED] 

>>16856948
I know you decided to autistically screetch about not doing it.

BUT. FUCKING. BRING. UP. A. SUBJECT. RETARD.

Because at the moment you aren't doing shit apart from crying and wetting yourself. Want to talk about monster girls? Then we'll fucking talk about monster girls. So bring up a fucking subject.

>> No.16856973 [DELETED] 

>>16856957
I'm sorry you feel this way. Although taking it out on me won't help. I'm fine with talking about whatever you want to talk about, so let's have a discussion about monster girls.

What about them Ochimushas, amiright?

>> No.16856983 [DELETED] 

>>16856954
Regardless of the irony of fighting off topic posting with more off topic posting, it does seem some people have been going a bit far in using the thread to describe more mundane or non-MG related topics. As someone who likes to write greentexts and engage in relevant discussions it's hard to find an in amongst some of these topics.

>> No.16856986 [DELETED] 

>>16856973
Clingy ochis that take you as a master even though you don't want?

>> No.16856987 [DELETED] 

>>16856957
>>16856948
You know what's funny? Out of the million times we've had stupid unrelated arguments that spanned a lot of posts, out of the times we've had "post your degenerate fetish", out of the times we've had pointless unrelated discussion. Now is the time these faggots decide to wet themselves crying?

Fuck off.

>> No.16856988 [DELETED] 

>>16856964
>hurr start discussion!
>no u do it!
Not him, but you're not helping either you know.

>> No.16856992

So how about them lilims

>> No.16856993 [DELETED] 

>>16856987
It could be that these things have been building to a head because of the recent rise in that kind of posting. I don't like to make a fuss but they're not entirely wrong.

>> No.16856995 [DELETED] 

>>16856948
>It would help if they weren't the most passive repetitive autistic fantasies ever too
Fucking this desu.

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>>16856986
Hell yeah!

But come on, how are you even supposed to say no? You may get a fear boner but how are you supposed to tell pic related "No, can you please stop following me"? You'd be scared shitless.

>> No.16856997 [DELETED] 

>>16856948
This is baut

>> No.16856998 [DELETED] 

>>16856953
>>16856992
Hello my lilimetic brother. How do you enjoy your lilim's taste?

>> No.16857002

>>16856992
They're cute. The more radical ones are too fanatical for my taste though. Honestly, I want to see a Lilim OC with some sort of mystic practices. Like one that sits around all day reading Hermes and Crowley, and talking about taking her husband's "Azoth into her Chamber of Creation".

>> No.16857004 [DELETED] 

Oh cool! It's another "complain about the thread and not actually start any topics but just cry about not starting topics instead" episode 1292! I love it when this happens!

>> No.16857008 [DELETED] 

>>16856996
Not really. Why would I be scared of a samurai when things like ushis lurk in the mountains? Even if she's cute, I don't like undead that much but I'm sure she would stick around to prove herself.

>> No.16857010 [DELETED] 

>>16857004
>self-awareness in the negatives

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I would like to see more talk about lizard girls.
having a warrior that's also a house wife could be fun

>> No.16857015 [DELETED] 

>>16856948
I'm seeing a trend here.
>I don't care what shitty name you want on your collar for fucks sake
>It would help if they weren't the most passive repetitive autistic fantasies ever too
>passive
Both scream dislike of femdom and submissive husbands, just say what you really want to say and get it out of your system.

>> No.16857019

>>16857014
They're like a shit version of salamanders and even a mouse does the fighting gimmick better than her.

>> No.16857023 [DELETED] 

>>16857015
What a ludicrous assumption, anon.

>> No.16857024 [DELETED] 

>>16857008
Do you think she'd grow on you? But true, it's always nice to have a some protection against the infinite stamina rape trains.

Of course if she gains any wounds or damage in battle, she's going to need some "special attention" from her lord. You wouldn't tell a Ochimusha who's covered in battle wounds and bandages that "she's just going to have to heal them herself" would you anon?

>> No.16857030 [DELETED] 

>>16857023
You know he makes a point.

>> No.16857046 [DELETED] 

>>16857023
It's not wrong, the post does come across like that.

>> No.16857048 [DELETED] 

>>16857004
Who are you quoting?

>> No.16857052 [DELETED] 

>>16857015
I think it has more to do with how those things ARE the most common repetitive topics that come up when people get all 'let's talk about my fetishes' tangential. That they happen to be femdom doesn't make them less repetitive and would only serve to indicate that perhaps those kinds of posters are the ones that get off topic the most often. Which, I believe, at least one or two of them actually admit to as well.

>> No.16857054 [DELETED] 

>>16857015
The problem isn't that they're subs, it's when they make 50 posts in a row to each other that could be summed up as "who's a sub boy?" "I am!" repeated ad nauseum.
I don't see anyone jerking themselves off this much except maybe the demonfags.

>> No.16857055

>>16856647
How would doppel roleplay be like?

>> No.16857058

>>16856992
Lilims are absolute trash

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>>16856953
I wonder how it would feel to have a lilim slow come close to you, felling the effects of her lust aura increase with every step she takes.

>> No.16857064

>>16857014
>having a warrior that's also a house wife could be fun

Extremely. Although I purpose we talk about lizard girl fashion aswell! Isn't that Lizardman's belt buckle the cutest? Such intricate little details like that make them look so much better. Oh and her boots that aren't actually boots more just like leather tubes on her shins. Thoes are quite unique in design, wouldn't you agree?

How about salamanders, their hair bow tie is just the cutest isn't it? Makes you wonder though, why would KC try to make a big tough warrior girl look so cute?

What do you think anon?

>> No.16857065 [DELETED] 

>>16857052
I try not to. Considering the setting, and it's pretty heavy reliance on femdom, we kind of do get off topic now and then. These things happen.
>>16857054
Calm down anon.

>> No.16857067 [DELETED] 

>>16857054
>it's when they make 50 posts in a row to each other that could be summed up as "who's a sub boy?" "I am!" repeated ad nauseum.
Precisely this.

>> No.16857068 [DELETED] 

>>16857062
Why is her skirt dissolving?

>> No.16857069 [DELETED] 

>>16857062
Would be even better if she was wearing high heels while taking each step.

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>>16857058

>> No.16857073 [DELETED] 

>>16857052
>>16857054
you know why they're common and repeated a lot? Because assertive or strong girls are what attracts so many people to monster girls in the first place, heaven forbid people in a monster girl thread talk about one of the main draws.

>> No.16857074 [DELETED] 

>>16857065
>u mad
I hit the nail on the head, I see.

>> No.16857081 [DELETED] 

>>16857052
>>16857054
Yeah. I forget how annoying I can be sometimes. No amount of apologises can really mend that at this point.

Although in my defence, MGE setting and MGs in general are based of the idea of assertive and dominant women. Even if it's only lightly indicated. So for monster girls to attract submissive guys, that should be normal.

I mean look at any Monster Girl doujin and you'll see even the lightest bit of femdom.

>> No.16857082 [DELETED] 

>>16857074
Not really. Just saying that complaining about it just throws the thread off more. On a side note, what is the legality of tipping Holstaurs?

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>>16857071
Druella is for cherishing

>> No.16857087 [DELETED] 

>>16857073
>heaven forbid people in a monster girl thread talk about one of the main draws.
I know, would it kill them to actually discuss it and not RP in the thread?

>> No.16857094 [DELETED] 

>>16857087
Do you actually know what RP is? Because you're labelling things that aren't anywhere near RP as RP.

The discussion of dominant MGs and what they'd do to a guy =/= roleplay

>> No.16857096 [DELETED] 

>>16857074
You are coming across as rather butt hurt that the thread isn't how you personally want it to be.
>>16857087
Someone talking about their ideal situation isn't RP, now stop misusing terms.

>> No.16857098 [DELETED] 

>>16857087
>le RP
Ran guy does it, you know. Don't see you bitching at him.

>> No.16857100

>>16857084
And asking if you can be her dick throne. Then again you shouldn't really have to ask.

>> No.16857102 [DELETED] 

>>16857073
And if it were actually about Monstergirls doing femdommy things there'd be no issue. But the focus seems to much more often than not in those scenarios be 'it's making Me all slutty' 'here's how I wouldn't react' 'that would make Me feel so frightened' with nothing more than an announcement of position to indicate the woman in question or a reminder once and a while that 'she's a dragon' before going back to one's personal imagined reactions.
Imagining a Monstergirl doing dom things and using her monstrous traits to do so is hot.
Imagining Anon McSubbyson crying and spreading his legs out while he describes his own sensations is not.
Same imagined situation, different context and focus.

>> No.16857103

I want a super muscled, arch-angel wife to greet me whenever I come home from work!

She'd be wearing the armor and everything!
Our daugtheru would be wearing more contemporary clothes and groan 'moooooooooom' whenever my wife starts talking in 'ye olde english'

>> No.16857104 [DELETED] 

>>16857082
>what is the legality of tipping Holstaurs?

I'd say it's pretty legal since if you tip a Holst she's just going to flip on her back and her breasts are going to bounce everywhere. And tell me, as a man how can you resist the urge to fondle bouncing milk filled breasts?

>> No.16857107 [DELETED] 

>>16857073
It can get annoying when other conversations are choked out in favor of it at times. sometimes good talks are ruined by people going on with how hard they would sub.

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Hold the phone fuckers, how about those pregnant Undead?

>> No.16857116 [DELETED] 

>>16857107
You understand that a discussion being "drowned out" or "choked out" over another discussion is basically impossible with the kind of post rate in these threads?

If your discussion is boring and shit, don't blame it on other people because they don't want to give it (you)s.

>> No.16857120 [DELETED] 

>>16857094
This.

"Roleplay" is when you directly talk to someone else as if you were a character (ex. one guy pretends to be a paladin and another pretends to be a monstergirl), which is the real fucking cancer.

The kind of stuff /mgt/ used to do is pretend an Anon sought advice on what to do in certain situations with a monstergirl, and others would join in to imagine and speculate what she'll do to him if he does X or Y, which is literally just another form of fucking discussion about monstergirls. Some newfag retards are dumb enough to believe this is RP.

>> No.16857121 [DELETED] 

>>16857098
Dudeposting is garbage. It also ruins things for everyone else who cares to post Ran, as the inevitable response is "where's the dude, dude?"

>> No.16857122 [DELETED] 

>>16857107
This too. People seem to feel the need to remind the thread 'I could never be on top like that' quite a bit and I've yet to come up with what urge that's satisfying for them letting everyone know yet again.

>> No.16857125 [DELETED] 

>>16857107
Care to list any good discussions that were actually drowned out or things you would rather talk about? I have a few guesses but I want to see if I'm right here.

Do remember that "good" is very subjective.

>> No.16857127 [DELETED] 

>>16857102
Nailed it.

>> No.16857128

>>16857114
Adorable.

>> No.16857129 [DELETED] 

>>16857102
Because it's easier to say how you'd react in a situation compared to a monster girl with only 5 paragraph worth of personality description.

And also, if everyone decided to talk about monster girls in that fashion. Thread memes would be fucking everywhere. Then you'd complain about that instead.

>> No.16857132 [DELETED] 

>>16857024
I mean, I could give her some filled condoms for her to drink but I would still be a little meh on taking her. I can kinda imagine how it would go.

>"I will prtect you, master."
>I can protect myself
>"Then let me serve you, master"
>No thanks. Also, I'm not your master.
>"I'm your slave, I'm yours to comand"
>Okay, then go be free
>"Sadly, I'm too injured to do anything"
>Heal her up
>Okay, now go be free and whatever you want.
>"I want to serve you, master"

>> No.16857137 [DELETED] 

>>16857122
Much like people into maledom like to remind people how they could never be on bottom and find the idea of it humiliating? Both sides do it yet you only seem to have a problem with one.

>> No.16857140

>>16857114
I can imagine a pregnant jiangshi being very waifu-ish and genki

just gotta remember to warm her up every morning

>> No.16857141 [DELETED] 

>>16857104
I now have a new appreciation for Holstaur tipping.
Someone should record it with a slow motion camera to see all that milky jiggle in every small detail.

>> No.16857142 [DELETED] 

>>16857102
You care way too much, just talk about what you want and stop being a little bitch.

>> No.16857143 [DELETED] 

>>16857137
>Much like people into maledom like to remind people how they could never be on bottom and find the idea of it humiliating

>tfw very in to maledom
>tfw love femdom too
:^)

>> No.16857149 [DELETED] 

>>16857132
I see, if that's how you'd like to deal with the situation then that's fine. Just remember though, condoms are illegal and it's disgusting you'd even suggest to use one.

>>16857141
Maybe all that jiggling is causing some leakage? Their cow print top getting soaked where her nipples are? Because that's fucking lewd.

>> No.16857155 [DELETED] 

>>16857137
>Much like people into maledom like to remind people how they could never be on bottom and find the idea of it humiliating?
Do you have a single fact to back that up? I almost never see that happen and I usually read almost all posts that happen here.

>> No.16857156

What happens if you're a target of a Kunoichi but have an Ochimusha protecting you?

>> No.16857158 [DELETED] 

>>16857143
Brother.

>> No.16857161 [DELETED] 

>>16857102
Fucking this.

This place looks braindead. Every thread is almost always the same, it's astounding. It's like people are voicing the exact thoughts they get when they get horny for a moment, the kind of thing you'd repeat in your mind over and over and over while you're fapping, like a never-ending echo, word for word.

>> No.16857163 [DELETED] 

>>16857149
I'm not fucking her with one, I'm using it as a container.

>> No.16857164

>>16857064
It looks nice (I have a bit of a distaste for the word cute) I think its there to add a touch more femininity.

what i'm interested in is the swords, the handles on the ones for her and the salamander look like their scales. so I wonder if that is their scales or just stylized metal?

>> No.16857168 [DELETED] 

>>16857149
That's it, Holstaur tipping is hot now. I bet bigger breasted Holstaurs even outright squirt out some milk when the land wth heavy quaking bouncing. Maybe they get up without noticing they're still leaking as they look about confused, rivulets of Millville streaming down their underboob and tummies

>> No.16857169 [DELETED] 

>>16857155
Then you must have a selective memory, it happens and has happened for as long as these threads have been a thing.

>> No.16857177 [DELETED] 

>>16857137
Haven't seen maledomposting in ages. Explains why there's no maledom/femdom wars in here anymore.

So, no.

>> No.16857178

>>16857071
Lilims must be bullied!
BECAUSE LILIMS ARE [/spoiler]SHIIIIIIIT![/spoiler]

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>>16855002
>Chinese Vampires
Only in the loosest sense of the word. They're not vampires like the European ones popularized by Bram Stoker's Dracula. Whereas a vampire like Vlad Tepes III was said to be, a Jiangshi was more or less just a reanimated corpse in the Qing Dynasty.

They were also created differently since their entire existence is based on Daoism and the belief in the "hun" and "po" concept of the Soul. Each human has three "Hun" and seven "Po", and when they die the "Po" festers inside the corpse, eventually turning it into a Jiangshi if not stopped.

Now, the whole thing with the blood sucking is purely a method of convenience since blood is the most bountiful and quickest way for Qi to be transported across the body. But unlike the European vampire, a mature Jiangshi doesn't even have to touch you to get it. They've been shown in popular media to use hemomancy or suck it straight from their victim's skin pores, leading to a pretty graphic and painful death.

Succubus are also traditionally vampires since they absorb the life force of their victims through sexual contact (Or in the case of ManyEyedHydra's works, their semen after H-Space magic somehow makes their innards and somesuch converted into protein ala semen and they end up like a guy from the 1999 movie The Mummy). I mean, if you REALLY wanted to go so far, a Pharaoh using sunakinesis would be able to dessicate her enemies as well. After all, Vampires are just parasites who feast on life energy because they themselves are lifeless.

>> No.16857182 [DELETED] 

>>16857156
Katana vs Hair.

Which one will win?

>>16857163
But how would you get the cum in the condom? Fuck another MG? I don't think she'd appreciate you putting on a condom during sex. And I don't think the Ochimusha would appreciate that either. Like at all.

>>16857164
You know that sounds like a very interesting concept. I'd like to imagine it's actually her scales since Salamander scales are probably hard and tough already so to use them as a hand guard on her sword makes sense.

What if when young salamanders have to make their own sword as part of their initiation, this involves using old scales to fabricate the sword. Maybe it has a bit more symbolism to it? What do you think?

>> No.16857184 [DELETED] 

>>16857177
>Haven't seen maledomposting in ages.
The fuck?

>> No.16857186

Loli monsters in tight swimsuits!

>> No.16857191 [DELETED] 

>>16857177
>Haven't seen maledomposting in ages
That's a joke and you know it. Female lizard comes up just about every thread.

>> No.16857195 [DELETED] 

>>16857168
How can any man resist the urge to drain thoes breasts with his mouth after seeing them squirt and leak milk?

>the poor busty farm girl Holst wondering why all the boy at her school keep trying to tip her over

>> No.16857198 [DELETED] 

>>16857191
There's a difference between posting about maledom and maledomposting anon.
One it discussing a fetish and the other is shitposting about how femdom is shit.

>> No.16857200

>>16857179
Go away Shoggocks.

>> No.16857201 [DELETED] 

>>16857182
I'd masturbate into it. It keeps the spirit energy from flowing out so it works as a perfect container. It also keeps the smell inside so no monsters get attracted to it.

>> No.16857210 [DELETED] 

>>16857201
Monster girls would think that's pretty fucked up anon. They want it straight from the tap.

>> No.16857215 [DELETED] 

>>16857198
Did you just make up those differences now to justify your bullshit? Because no one else uses the terms like that.

>> No.16857216 [DELETED] 

>>16857191
>>16857184
Tell me the last time you've seen a post saying something like "I want to pin down a 7ft hellhound and fuck her until she ahegaos!" that isn't my post, of course, u cheeky fgt.

Weird huh. Well, I have seen many upon many posts in the same vein, except replacing "fucking" with "being dommed by", and replacing "hellhound" with [sub monstergirl], such as kikimoras for example.

>> No.16857218 [DELETED] 

>>16857210
Well that's too bad. I ain't fucking every pussy I see, the tap is reserved.

>> No.16857219

>>16857200
Here's your (You), spend it wisely.

>> No.16857224 [DELETED] 

>>16857215
? I'm just making a distinction anon.
I enjoy both maledom and femdom.

>> No.16857227 [DELETED] 

>>16857216
>maledom is about shitposting with hellhounds
Go away

>> No.16857230 [DELETED] 

>>16857216
People have talked about domming Kikis plenty of times, in fact they're one of the few girls that people will go full autism over if you dare suggest they can be dom despite it saying clear as day in their profile that they can be if the man isn't a worthy master.

>> No.16857232

Stop taking the bait, idiots.

>> No.16857233 [DELETED] 

>>16857227
I'm citing an example. Did I hurt your feelings or something? Do you want me to mention manticores instead? Oni? Orgres?

>> No.16857234 [DELETED] 

>>16857216
Actually we have that a lot. Like how have you not seen the amount of times people have said "I want to defeat and pin down a Hellhound so I can dominate her" or the exact same thing but Hellhound replaced with Manticore.

I see it a lot. And then the same justifications "well any girl can be sub if you defeat her". But then you say something like "I want a Kikimora to dominate me" and every jumps on you screaming how that would never happen.

Double standards. But my point is that the whole male dom vs femdom stuff is fucking retarded and needs to stop. If a girl is basically being turned into a meme then yeah it's a problem but if you're just policing somebodies sex fantasy then you need to stop.

And just for clearance, a dom Kikimora is actually possible.

>> No.16857236 [DELETED] 

>>16857216
I want to get dommed by a fairy, have her dress me in pincess clothing and have me wear a leash?

>> No.16857245 [DELETED] 

>>16857216
I've seen people talking about domming kikis, alices and lizards every thread

>> No.16857246

How would petplay with girls like a Ryu or Wight be like?

>> No.16857247

Can we please not have a femdom vs maledom argument? Just ignore it and talk about monster girls.

>> No.16857253

>>16857247
Agreed. I wanna tie my demonfu down during the full moon and do nothing but breathe into her ears and kiss her on the neck.
I wanna see what happens.

>> No.16857256

>>16857246
Petplay with a Ryu? I dunno I just don't see that happening. Not in a biased "it would never happen" sort of way. But in a hard to imagine sort of way.

Wights on the other hand? You can expect to be her little pet butler, no difficulty imagining that. She's going to use her ghost hands to add your milk to her tea. She's going to look her pet dead in the eyes while she stirs it and sips it.

>> No.16857257 [DELETED] 

>>16857232
A bait? Where is it?

>>16857216
FUCKING HELL NIGGER YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY WRONG FUCK YOU

>> No.16857258

>>16857253
Moans and the odd stutter "I-I'm going to get you back f-for this!". Savour thoes moments.

>> No.16857259

>>16857246
You'd be able to show her your Monkey King Pole, for one.

>> No.16857262

>>16857253
Related but
>full moon
>tie up my ryufu as she innocently wonders why i'm doing it
>grab her reverse scale like a bum going for a $10 bill
>proceed to tease her in double heat for hours, including orgasm denial

>> No.16857263 [DELETED] 

This shit is more retarded than that argument in Tropic Thunder.

>> No.16857266

>>16856379
I love this

>> No.16857267

>>16857256
No, petplay as in they play the part of pet, not the man.

>> No.16857269 [DELETED] 

>>16857263
It's the level of discussion you deserve.

>> No.16857273

>>16857253
I want to tie a Demon during the full moon and slowly brush the tip of my pen on top of her contract.

>> No.16857274 [DELETED] 

>>16857257
Samefag

>> No.16857275

>>16857262
What about nibbling and flicking her reverse scale?

Rain season coming early? You know I've never heard a part of a monster girl described as more sensitive than a Ryu's reverse scale. Is there anything possibly more sensitive in MGE?

>inb4 [x anon]'s ego

>> No.16857276 [DELETED] 

>>16857230
>despite it saying clear as day in their profile that they can be if the man isn't a worthy master.
The profile says nothing about them domming their master in any way, you liar.

>>16857234
>And then the same justifications "well any girl can be sub if you defeat her"
Which is attacked on sight. Don't pretend it's not true. It is what caused half of the male/femdom arguments in the past.

>>16857234
>a dom Kikimora is actually possible.
Anything is possible in KCland, as he himself said, but apparently only if you're a sub. If you're a dom, if you do so much as post about wanting to go for bigger girls, you'll be bombarded with "nope you can't do that they're 2stronk."

People wonder why some complain it's always the same shit when they themselves shun any divergent thought.

>> No.16857282

>>16857273
>this makes the demon wet

>>16857267
Oh. Sorry anon but I can't see a wight having pet play done on them. I see Wight more as hard mistresses more than pets. That's just me though.

Still I'm not sure about Ryu. They seem like the more vanilla fetish kind of girls.

>> No.16857283

>>16857186
Always nice anon, especially the school swimsuits! I had a neat idea the other day about extra bits for a school swimsuit. I feel like pawed monstergirls would have little gloves made of swimsuit material to go over their fur to make them more aquadynamic.

The thought of my Kobold daughteru in a school swimsuit (either blue or white) with matching elbow gloves and knee socks and maybe a swimcap that accommodates her ears is a very nice thing to think about. She'd still probably only do the doggy-paddle, but at least she;d look cute while doing it!

>> No.16857284 [DELETED] 

>>16857276
>Don't pretend it's not true
It's not

>> No.16857286

>>16857258
She'll probably annihilate my pelvis cowgirl style the next morning.
Worth it.

>>16857262
Make sure you edge her by eating her out too.

>>16857273
That's almost cruel anon. You'd better sign it after she breaks into frustrated tears and begs for it.

>> No.16857291 [DELETED] 

This is why maledomposters should be banned.

>> No.16857292 [DELETED] 

>>16857276
>the maledom fag crying as the victim

Anybody is screams at the idea that even the most dom of girls can't be sub is misinformed. Saying you want to defeat a Manticore and rape her only to have her rape you back after, isn't a problem.

But saying you want to turn a Manticore into your submissive little pet who will be obedient to you all the time is fucking retarded because it goes against all of the profile.

Know the difference.

>> No.16857297

>>16857282
You know what it would make her wet? When I write all the vowels from my name and tease her with the consonants.

>>16857286
You know what? I would play hangman with her. If she wins we all know what happens, but if she loses who knows?

>> No.16857298

>>16857275
Ya know i always wondered what would happen if i tied down a Ryu and molest her reverse scale for hours from licking it to constantly rubbing it while were buth nude, then suddenly untying her and telling her to do anything she pleases.

How many days of being wrapped up in her tail would that cause?

>> No.16857300

>>16857297
What word would you have her spell out anon?
Is it something lewd?

>> No.16857302

>>16857298
I'd say about a month of hard rape coiled in her tail. And about 3 months of heavy rain, both from the sky and from her pussy.

I swear you better take responsibility for that.

>> No.16857304

>>16857298
I don't know the exact number, but I can tell you how long it would last.
Until she gets pregnant.

>> No.16857306 [DELETED] 

>>16857292
Actually I'm a switch. A radical one.

>only to have her rape you back after
This is the point I'm talking about. Why do I have to include the detail in my fantasies that she rapes me back if I already raped her? Just to please YOUR fantasy?

>But saying you want to turn a Manticore into your submissive little pet who will be obedient to you all the time is fucking retarded because it goes against all of the profile.
I wouldn't go that far but KC did say that you could make the mg of your dreams the way you want her to be. I never judged anyone's, why can't I have the one I want the way I want? Is it fucking sacrilege to not follow the species-generalizing profiles?

>> No.16857311 [DELETED] 

I guess talking about Ochimushas won't be allowed anymore.

>> No.16857314

>>16857275
>anything more sensitive
Probably some sort of girl's feelings.
>>16857304
I would love a pregnant ryu. She would be even more divine.

>> No.16857315

>>16857300
First it would be lewd positions, then things like "cum" "inside" "Impregnation" "mess". After that maybe it would be my name. It would be way too much fun.

>> No.16857320

>>16857302
>>16857304
Well i can think of worse ways to live, but she is going to break my pelvis though...

>> No.16857322

>>16857298
There's that one Anon who slapped her reverse scale thinking it was a Lamiass.

Don't know what happens to him afterwards.

>> No.16857324 [DELETED] 

>>16857306
>This is the point I'm talking about. Why do I have to include the detail in my fantasies that she rapes me back if I already raped her? Just to please YOUR fantasy?

It's not to please my fantasy retard. Its to stay true to the girl's personality, in this case a Manticore. Like are you this stupid or is this bait?

>I wouldn't go that far but KC did say that you could make the mg of your dreams the way you want her to be. I never judged anyone's, why can't I have the one I want the way I want? Is it fucking sacrilege to not follow the species-generalizing profiles?

No it's not a problem to live the sex fantasy you want. But the profiles exist for a reason, not to be "oh XD just ignore them senpai whatever". If you want a different girl then that's fine but don't expect to get a warm welcome from the thread when you want to go out of the norm with a girl without specifically specifying she's out of the norm. You want to know why? Because that's how stupid thread memes get started and it's how girls get their profile completely ignored.

>> No.16857327 [DELETED] 

>>16857306
Yeah man let's just make every monster species the same, so that every one is just a coat of paint rather than a distinct species!

You can go ahead and have your fantasy, but it won't be in MGE.

>> No.16857330 [DELETED] 

hey, could you guys like, stop?

thanks.

>> No.16857332 [DELETED] 

>>16857330
It's literally one guy trying to continue it by responding to everyone

>> No.16857377 [DELETED] 

>>16857327
this

>> No.16857378

>>16857322
Still alive and running. Both the Ryu and the Wurm forgot the reason why they are still chasing, the only thing that keeps them going is the slight tingle on their asses.

>> No.16857383 [DELETED] 

>>16857324
>Its to stay true to the girl's personality
You goddamned fucking idiot. I just told you that KC clarified in a Q&A that monstergirls can have ANY sort of personality. They don't have to be all the fucking same.

>>16857327
Read above.

>> No.16857384 [DELETED] 

>>16857182
I believe the sword would be part of an initiation of sorts, working with their mothers to forge it.

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>>16857311
Such is the fate of all FOOOOOOOLISH SAMURAI

>> No.16857388 [DELETED] 

wtf i hate maledom now

>> No.16857403 [DELETED] 

Why the fuck did this even start.

>> No.16857406 [DELETED] 

>>16857383
Has it ever appeared to you that KC says shit to please people without having to possibly disagree with someone?

Because if that was true then the profiles wouldn't exist at all and the art would just exist.

Just take a moment to fucking think for a second. A while encyclopedia and a few other books compared to the "please everyone" sentence KC used in some Q&A?

Like I said there's nothing wrong with having a girl who has any personality you want or some shit. But you can't expect people to accept you with open arms because it goes against everything the profile says.

>> No.16857412

>>16857387
Reminder that Aku approves of EXTRA THICC Holstaurs.

>> No.16857414 [DELETED] 

>>16857403
Because one reasonable anon said he didn't like face sitting and some faggot used it to spring board his femdom hate.

I like maledom, but the sad thing is this that maledom people tend to start the faggotry and then each side things screaming opinions will win the day

>> No.16857416

>>16857414
>Thinks
Dammit

>> No.16857418 [DELETED] 

>>16857406
>The author officially allowing variation in his setting is just a bluff!
Yeah, sure.

>He's just pleasing everyone
Yes, that's literally the main point of his fucking setting, you mongrel.

>you can't expect people to accept you with open arms because it goes against everything the profile says.
I never said you had to accept it. I was saying I don't have to accept what you're expecting me to in my own fantasies.

Just to make sure you get it through your skull
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Q%26A_with_Kenkou_Cross
>Things written each in profiles literally are not absolute, and actual case can be various in some measure. It will be affected by time and case, one's personality or background, environment, society, and relationship with other MGs in the pack, like us human.

>> No.16857419

>>16857412
I heard if you regularly tip a Holst at a milk bar, she'll offer you to try her extra thicc version of her milk.

However, it has a side effect of turning human males to incubi.

>> No.16857422 [DELETED] 

>>16857414
It's strange how arguments break out in these threads and how much hate for each other there is. But then around 2 hours later we'll be happily discussing monster girls or waifus with the same people we screamed at.

Let's all come together and love monster girls.

>> No.16857423 [DELETED] 

>>16857406
Heaven forbid monstergirls be modeled after real people who have major preference differences among the species anon, jesus fucking christ.

>> No.16857428 [DELETED] 

>>16857403
I blame Shoggocks

>> No.16857432

Question: can you Incubize without a waifu and without ever having sex?

>> No.16857438

>>16857432
Only if you decide to spend time in an area heavily saturated in DE.

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>>16857403
KC designs a bunch of girls to appeal with Taste A, and another bunch of girls to appeal to people with Taste B.
Then, some people of Taste A look over at the girls made for Taste B and start autistically screeching "Why aren't these girls designed for ME goddammit!?"

The End just kidding it never ends.

>> No.16857440 [DELETED] 

>>16857422
It's a real shame we cant just accept shit
hell I was going to do a green about umi osho reading shibari books but now is not the time

>> No.16857442 [DELETED] 

>>16857306
>only to have her rape you back after
>This is the point I'm talking about.
I was going to apologize about my post starting a giant argument, but this and the responses to this post changed my mind.

Femdomfags are always acting like they didn't do anything even while they're busy proving themselves wrong at the same time, playing the victim, and pretending maledomfags are the ones that start the shitposting when it's always the other way around.

>> No.16857448

>>16857432
It's possible. Breathing in enough of the DE saturated air of demon realms could turn you into one without sex.

It could happen to people lost in the deserts of an Apophis kingdom.

>> No.16857450

>>16857439
This is why I ignore hellhound stuff and stick to stuff like werewolves
all the fun of a canine monster without the dom shittery

>> No.16857451

>>16857432
If you acquired a few of those DE balls the Khepri keep you could do it.

>> No.16857455 [DELETED] 

>>16857418
We could go on for hours. But it's annoying a lot of people in these threads so let's just drop it.

Just, y'know respect a girl's profile? Aight?

>> No.16857456

>>16857439
Pretty much

>> No.16857459

>>16857450
Congratulations, you are one of the few sane denizens of this thread, who knows to go after a girl he likes rather than bark up the completely wrong tree for reasons unknown.

>> No.16857468

>>16857432
Drinking holstuar milk or dark undine water would do the trick.
so would dark ignis fire

>> No.16857469 [DELETED] 

>>16857423
Not him, but monster girls aren't people, anon. They're far from it. That's the point.

>> No.16857470

It was never meant to be about maledom vs femdom, some people were just talking more about the fetish compared to the Monstergirl, that's all
I don't mind either I'd just rather hear about the Monstergirl than the anon

>> No.16857471 [DELETED] 

>>16857455
>Just, y'know respect a girl's profile? Aight?
I have no problem with it but I don't apply it to my favorite girl. That's literally it.

>> No.16857475 [DELETED] 

>>16857442
I did notice that in this discussion. It's subtle but noticeable.

>> No.16857476

>>16857468
Oh yeah, the extra thicc holst milk would quickly incubize you. Also it makes Holsts gain heart pupils over your newfound aura.

>> No.16857477

>>16857439
I don't get it

>> No.16857481

> I want to give lots of "thank you" kisses to my Hellhound waifu after she beat up the ever loving shit out of order thugs that wanted to hunt me for being a heretic husbando
> I want to hug her and tell her how safe I feel with her, causing her to get super horny over having a husband so aware and appreciative of her protection, princess carry me home and take me right there and then
> The most passionate and longest sex we ever had up to date
> I feel her affection despite how rough she is. I feel warm, I feel so safe inside her. I cant help but whisper "I feel so protected with you."
> Huge mistake
> She starts to moan like a wild beast
> The sex is becoming overwhelming. I try to tell her to slow down.
> I look up to her, she just completely lost herself. Heart pupils, extreme pleasure face. Happiness tears flowing down her eyes. Her breaths are more like moans at this point.
> I try to get used to it and just enjoy the ride knowing talking with her right now is useless, when out of nowhere.....
> SLAP!
> "Why did you stopped?! Ask me to protect you! Ask me!"
> I see her looking at me with those heart-like pupils and loving smile. It is like if a Danuki was looking at a mountain of gold.
> "Protect me"
> She gets an orgasm and hugs me, placing my head against her huge black breasts as she keeps riding me
> I keep telling her that and each time she gets an orgasm, over and over again.
> We finally go to sleep, with her holding me tighter than usual. She falls asleep before me and when I look to her, I see the happiest and most peaceful sleeping smile I have seen from her.
> A few minutes later I fall asleep to, using her breasts as pillows.

>> No.16857485 [DELETED] 

>>16857471
Wouldn't you fall in love with a girl from her personality?

>> No.16857490

>>16857459
I like to avoid arguments if I can, only time i truly get autistic is defending my favorite monsters, which I've given up on.

>> No.16857491 [DELETED] 

>>16857485
Love is an illusion brought forth from our instinctual desire to seek a mate and continue our legacy. Don't believe Cupid propaganda.

>> No.16857492

I want to build a dungeon with a giant treasure of sweets at its center and face all the loli adventurers that come my way!

>> No.16857493

>>16857476
It would be fun if extra holst milk affected all cows. Imagine drinking milk and going to school just to have a Taku teacher fawning over you.

>> No.16857496 [DELETED] 

>>16857471
>I don't apply it to my favorite girl
>my favorite girl
>ignoring the profile
>favorite girl
How can you call a girl your favorite when you deliberately ignore what the species is?
Like what the fuck? I am legitimately confused.

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>>16857195
Would you help the busty even for her race Holstaur girl in your class if she wasn't getting bullied and you found her crying with her face hidden in her books when all the other boys are harassing her, telling her to milk her shirt? Her face isn't red and you can't help but notice that her shirt is stained yet again.

>> No.16857501

>>16857490
I used to be like that. Until I realised it was stupid and I should just love my favourite monster girl, aslong as she wasn't getting turned into a thread meme.

>> No.16857503

>>16857490
>only time i truly get autistic is defending my favorite monsters
What I do is trying to not mention them, because half the time the thread talks about them they're ruined.

>> No.16857505

>>16857439
This is why Taste A should go away.

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>>16857481
There's no greater hell than realizing you'll never used a big girls breasts as pillows.

>> No.16857507 [DELETED] 

>>16857491
Love is so much more than that 3D way of seeing things anon. Love is what causes waifu fags to be themselves. Love is what drives a guy to improve himself for a monster girl. Love is what keeps me coming back to these threads.

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What happens if a doppelganger tries to copy another MG? can she copy the things like tails,wings,horns,etc? lets say she tries to copycat an aphobis, she just copies the body type and skin tone? thus ending with a bombshell grape girl without monster features?

>> No.16857510 [DELETED] 

>>16857496
Because I just like the fucking design.

If you're still the same guy, quit being autistic over it goddamn.

>> No.16857513

>>16857490
What are your favorite monsters?

>> No.16857516

>>16857506
I'd rather be the big spoon to a big muscled jinko.

>> No.16857518

>>16857505
Taste A and Taste B should talk about the girls made for them and not try to force their taste into the other half.

Which is what I've been defending since always.

>> No.16857521 [DELETED] 

>>16857503
Literally this. I try my best not to talk about my favourite species because I'm afraid the thread will ruin them.

>>16857496
Eh, it's stupid but anon can do what he wants, I guess.

>> No.16857522 [DELETED] 

>>16857507
They're improving themselves for someone who's never coming.

Face the bloodshed, Anon.

>> No.16857524

>>16857518
More or less this.

>> No.16857526 [DELETED] 

>>16857522
>never coming

Why do you people keep forgetting about October? We'll get to be happy in October because we'll be in our dream MG's embrace. I know of it.

>> No.16857528 [DELETED] 

>>16857521
That's dumb. The thread wouldn't instantly ruin a girl just because you like her.

>> No.16857529

>>16857508
Do we even know if Doppelgangers can copy things beyond the appearances of human women?

>> No.16857532 [DELETED] 

>>16857526
WW3 is right around the corner anyway.

>> No.16857533 [DELETED] 

>>16857510
I'm not that guy

>> No.16857535

>>16857529
Doppelgangers are secretly ditto

>> No.16857538

>>16857506
>>16857516
I wish to do both
Also I like the new jinko art, even if they could be a bit more musclecat

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>>16857470

>> No.16857543 [DELETED] 

>>16857528
No, but things develope from conversation. Sometimes a gem is created and it's a wonderful time to discuss with anons. And sometimes it's a pile of shite, but really that's just me thinking it's a pile of shite. And I have a very very one dimensional view of things and I'm a femdom fag.

So disregarding my opinion is fine.

>> No.16857549

>>16857538
Muscle cats are cute!
Put them in cute outfits and take them on dates!

>> No.16857551 [DELETED] 

>>16857528
If Bob can ruin Cheshires for months on end you'd best believe the thread can do that.

>> No.16857553

>>16857538

What new Jinko art?

>> No.16857555

>>16857513
Gnome, salamander, Lilim, echidna and golem
I don't have good ideas for conversations so there's little point me bringing them up.

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>>16857553
this thread, scroll up, and last thread, pictured here

>> No.16857559 [DELETED] 

>>16857543
Well if you are fine about not talking about her at all then you do you.

>>16857551
It's not like the thread is just going to add a dick to the girl that anon likes.

>> No.16857560

>>16857555
>Salamander
>Lilim
IB?

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>>16857538
Jinko a cute.
>>16857557
There's also a simple background that cowfee done free of charge without being asked, he's pretty awesome.

>> No.16857565 [DELETED] 

>>16857559
You'd be surprised how merciless some anons in these threads are.

>> No.16857566

>>16857557
A cute, needs more MEAT though, she doesn't look that strong.

>> No.16857573

>>16857557
>>16857563
I like her eyes. They remind me of a sunset in the plains of wilderness.

>> No.16857574

>>16857563
Her neck fluff looks so comfy and warm. Anon you better take responsibility and bury your face in it.

>> No.16857577

>>16857560
Yeah, it's me.

>> No.16857581

>>16857563
missing a toe
>>16857566
Also my complaint, but still a cute

>> No.16857583

>>16857557
>Anon, have you been out drinking till 3AM again?

>> No.16857585

>>16857583
See, that's why I feel she needs to be musclehueg and intimidating, not just pouting imoutou regular teenager body

>> No.16857589
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Would you give a lonely moth something sweet to drink?

http://i.imgur.com/durHAYM.png

>> No.16857590

>>16857574
I'd burry my face in it for days if I could, Jinkos are one of my favourites.
>>16857581
>missing a toe
If you look closely it's there, just hidden behind one of the others.

>> No.16857592

>>16857589
>http://i.imgur.com/durHAYM.png
>that face
doesn't look right

>> No.16857599

>>16857577
You actually sound a bit down with that given up thing.

>> No.16857601

>>16857585
I think she looks perfect. Not everything needs to be buff.

>> No.16857603

>>16857585
>Huge Musclecat tapping her foot when I get back
>"Anon, where have been of being?"
>Want to tell her I was secretly making extra money in a fight club.
>Can't
>Tell her I was just drinking again and got in a fight with a guy.

>> No.16857606

>>16857585
There's abs there if you look closely I think, I didn't notice it till zooming in but you can see some of the muscle tone through the dress.

>> No.16857608

>>16857589
I'd let her tease my urethra with that tongue. I wonder if they wrap it around dicks aswell like a Lamia.

>> No.16857612

>>16857583
>"Anon! Where are my panties?!"

>> No.16857619

Would you guys become an incubus before meeting your waifu so you two can have mind-blowing sex from the moment you meet? Or would you prefer to get Incubized by your waifu?
And if you want to become and incubus before meeting her, how would you do it?

>> No.16857632 [DELETED] 

>>16857559
Then try to rationalize why I'm allowing Melon to bully Losenis in giving his Lilim art, finally.

>> No.16857633

>>16857619
neither, i wanna stay human

>> No.16857636

>>16857619
I don't have a waifu but if I was in the setting I would travel a lot and fuck a lot of different types of girls in my journeys. I think becoming an incubus would be inevitable at some point so by the time I finally found the right girl to settle down with I would have already turned.

>> No.16857637

>>16857599
The monsters I like outside of salamander are pretty much ignored so there's not much to say.
The same can pretty much be said for some of my tastes.
Why push something no one wants to talk about? It's better to just write a story and hope for the best.

>> No.16857638

>>16857619
Cant i just become vampirized the fateful night we meet where my waifu almost sucks me dry?

>> No.16857642

>>16857619
I'd like to do it before meeting her. Through the use of foods if it's possible, and if not I would just hang around a demon realm. There is also the holst milk, but I would be able to hold back completely destroying one if she started to beg for it.

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>>16857577

>> No.16857644

>>16857619
I kind of like the romanticism of going through Incubization with one's monster wife or wives, that way they can have an impact on your development and you can have an impact on theirs. For instance, if married to a Ratatoskr seeing her get more and more stacked, short, and with a bushier tail over the months while you get more to her tastes. I think that's romantic in a way and makes it special between the monster and husband

>> No.16857647

>>16857619
Becoming an incubus with the MG you love the dearest is an intimate and special experience.

Something inside is telling me that becoming and incubus is with her is what MGs prefer more.

>> No.16857651

>>16857619
I would let a dark Ignis set me on fire, and then I find a human woman to turn into my succubus wife.

>> No.16857655

>>16857651
>Man on fire seduces, rapes human woman straight into succubus, more on this story as it develops

>> No.16857671

>>16857644
>Marry Holst wife
>Over the months she pouts how her breasts are growing so big she needs new overalls every week to contain their ridiculous size
>Also running out of containers to store her copious excess milk in
>You'd snicker if you weren't on your tenth new set of briefs in a month yourself
>girl puts a whole new meaning to 'size queen'

>> No.16857674

>>16857643
I will take this, thank you.

>> No.16857675

Reminder that there is nothing smugger than a Baphomet sitting on her onii-chan's dick.

>> No.16857679

>>16857675
I don't know if "smug" is the right term for that.

>> No.16857680

>>16857637
>The same can pretty much be said for some of my tastes
Is your taste /d shit?

>> No.16857686

>>16857680
Beast's into corruption which is kind of core to the setting but it doesn't get talked about all that much despite being core to the setting.

>> No.16857689

>>16857644
Same.
I'd keep my Rask small but have her get huge hips, a large bottom, and a chest to rival a holst.
Gonna cuddle her.

>> No.16857691

>>16857686
And I just realized I wrote "core to the setting" twice, I should stop tired posting.

>> No.16857693

>>16857633
That's going to be hard, but possible. Good luck.

>>16857636
In that case it would seam you would fuck until you became a incubus and sooner or later after that a monster girl would just make you her husband.

>>16857638
You can. Just walk in the middle of the night during a fullmoon. You might passout but you get a wampfu.

>>16857642
Might be hard finding a reliable source of holst milk. but if you find one it's not too expensive. But that first night must be a wild one.

>>16857644
I bet she would love seeing you slowly develop more and more. Every night just being able to go a bit further.

>>16857647
It is special. I think that they would consider it similar to taking your virginity.

>>16857651
Now THAT'S the spirit!

>> No.16857695

>>16857679
What would you use?

>> No.16857698

>>16857619
Allow her to change me over time, though I'm not sure if Chaos shenanigans are the same thing.

>> No.16857699

>>16857695
Content, maybe?

>> No.16857702

>>16857686
I'm surprised that corruption isn't a more common fetish in these threads considering the popularity of MGE.

I mean, I like corruption but it isn't a thing I'd see myself doing. Not out of dislike for the fetish but purely because I couldn't see myself in that situation.

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>>16857675
Is it so wrong that I just want to take a Baphomet and run away with her, far away from all the Sabbath duties and just enjoy a comfy life with a lewd onii-chan x imouto relationship?

>> No.16857708

Apparently they may have found life. And you said monstergirls were not becoming real this year.

>> No.16857711

>>16857693
>It is special. I think that they would consider it similar to taking your virginity.

There's something so delicious about the idea of a monster girl taking a boy's first time.

>Kraken saving you from the depths of the ocean
>finds out you're a virgin
>a large grin appears on her face and a small "Ara~ Ara~"

>> No.16857712

>>16857680
Not really
The most out there I have under my belt is corruption, I've said many times its why I like lilims so much. women becoming monsters and finding love is a thing I sort of enjoy.
I also like combat monsters and fighting, and finding interesting minor stuff in the lore to write about.

>> No.16857714

>>16857693
>In that case it would seam you would fuck until you became a incubus and sooner or later after that a monster girl would just make you her husband.
That's the plan, I'd like to keep travelling as long as possible but falling like that and ending up with a girl is an inevitable.

I still like the idea of ending up with a Wight and entertaining her with stories from outside of the kingdom she's spent her life in.

>> No.16857719

>>16857707
Nope. But why do you think the Sabbath duties will be hard? You as her onii-chan don't really have to do anything other than be her dickthrone and get her a juice box once in a while.

>> No.16857722

>>16857702
A few good reasons.

1. Mamanobama is stupid in it's universe breaking properties and is almost always the first thing thrown away in a personal setting. No mamanobama means no mamanobama corruption
2. People think monster culture is more interesting than a human woman in a monster's skin
3.Even corruption fags only get off on the corruption process itself. When it's over they swing back around to point 2.

So yeah, pretty obvious why things are the way they are.

>> No.16857723

>>16857702
I do enjoy corruption but I'd be damned about trying to write about it again after Cronenberging it once and having InariKitsune whispering stupid shit in my ear another time.

>> No.16857726

>>16857707
Isn't that exactly what they tend to do according to the profile?

>> No.16857731

>>16857702
I think corruption here isn't as popular as it could be because of the girl on girl aspect of it in a lot of cases.

>> No.16857732

>>16857731
Still, I actually enjoy the light girl on girl aspect of it. Because usually it plays out very lewd

>Succubus plays with a girl's body
>primes it for your dick

Like that's fucking lewd my dude.

>> No.16857734

>>16857719
Not because they're hard, but because I enjoy big breasts too and think other people should be able to love big breasts without the Sabbath ruining it for them.
Just because I would have bagged a goat wife it doesn't mean other people shouldn't be able to find their ideal girls.
>>16857726
Yeah but it gets forgotten a lot of the time.

>> No.16857735

>>16857722
point 2 is questionable
No one cares bout monster culture outside of fox/ryu shrine jokes

>> No.16857738

>>16857731
Probably a large part of it. I'm surprised more people don't hate Druella for the reason. But 1. If the amount of people who seemingly haven't read the world guides is so high, one can assume even fewer people have read Fallen Brides, and 2. people seem to be more into the shitty moe headcanon Druella than the lore accurate one.

>> No.16857742

>>16857735
>implying half this thread isn't fish out of water and meet the parents type scenarios.

>> No.16857746

>>16857732
That's the precise reason I love liliraune so much.
Ain't nothing wrong with a little girl on girl if it's done in the service of seducing or heightening the pleasure of the guy.

>> No.16857747

>>16857732
I fully agree but trying to discuss it here probably won't lead to the best results.
>>16857738
Thankfully canon Druella still seems to have her fans, the thread canon version of her was silly. You're right about people not reading the source material though, it's like christians who haven't read the bible.

>> No.16857751

>>16857732
That's you dude. For me girls giving each other attention has a sexy value in the negatives.

>> No.16857754

>>16857712
Hold up.
If you like lilims for the corruption, why is Selene a warrior? wouldn't it make more sense for her to just corrupt stuff?

>> No.16857755

>>16857702
>>16857731
If you ask me, I think it's because most people have a vision of their "ideal girl" (waifu or not), and that's what they're interested in. Not a human being turned into said girl.

>> No.16857760

>>16857732
>>>/u/

>>16857746
>Ain't nothing wrong with a little girl on girl if it's done in the service of seducing or heightening the pleasure of the guy.
Of course, one of the typical excuses.

>> No.16857763

>>16857738
>shitty moe headcanon Druella than the lore accurate one.

Literally the sad reality of it.

>be a lonely anon who's tried to get the attention of a girl you loved for ages
>your city lescatie has been taken over
>orderd by Demons to walk up to Druella's court room
>see the girl you loved freshly corrupted by the Druella herself
>"She's all ready" you hear in a lewd voice that alone is enough to make you horny

Imagine that. Having your wife corrupted by the Druella herself. What an honour.

>> No.16857767

>>16857746
You hit it right on the nail there my friend. Like a liliraune making out together exchanging your cum between their mouths

>> No.16857778

>>16857767
Unf. Satan guide my plant-fucking cock.
So many things they could do from that too.

>> No.16857779

>>16857767
Sucks that I'm a monogamous person because I fucking love that.

>> No.16857787

>>16857778
What's that thing called when two girls rub their bellies against your dick? Because I'd fucking love that. So many possibilities with just a mere plant, the beauty of MGE.

>>16857779
Don't fret, there's always doppel ganger potions.

>> No.16857791

>>16857787
>doppel ganger potions
Don't be a faggot now

>> No.16857795

How would you recieve your Hellhound waifu after she comes home tired and pissed as fuck from her bouncer job?

>> No.16857797

>>16857791
What? I'll shut up then if it's going to lead to bad news.

>> No.16857798

>>16857767
>Doublestuffing a liliraune pussy sandwich while they moan into each other's mouths
>after get a double hand job while they and you finger each other whilst also all making out with tongues and saliva strands flowing everywhere between you three
The ol' ménage a three

>> No.16857800

>>16857787
You have titty and ass sandwich too along with one girl riding your dick and the other one your face. Double hand and blowjob must be pretty awesome too.

And I don't like doppel potions that much. I would hold back those lewd urges and continue to pound my only and one wife.

>> No.16857809

>>16857795
No canine can beat the paw massage

>> No.16857811

>>16857798
Liliraunes are shit

>> No.16857812

>>16857731
Is there a story of a human girl picking up a suspicious looking sword from an old battlefield?

I remembered the MC got corrupted really quickly into a Cursed Sword after pulling the alleged holy sword in that game by circle exelga.

>> No.16857813

>>16857755

Also according to the setting, human women retain their previous character after monsterizing.

So they might still be hypergamous, even after monsterizing.

>> No.16857818
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>>16857746
The doujin really helped me learn to love them.
>swapping your cum by using their tongues
>stick their finger in each other's mouths to get a good load of it on their fingers
>use it as lubricant on each other's pussies ready for round 2
>this time you make sure to cum inside and pass out from exhaustion, using their breasts as pillows while they smile and stroke your hair

>> No.16857821 [DELETED] 

Not even gonna touch that one.

>> No.16857828

>>16857818
Greentext part was meant for >>16857767

>> No.16857831

>>16857818
That is LEWD
Hot damn

>> No.16857834

>>16857798
That's l-lewd! Too lewd! At this rate you're going to be sitting in a flower of cum, vaginal juices and alraune nectar.

>>16857800
That's completely fine if you don't want to use a doppel ganger potion.

There's just so many types sandwiches to be had with a Liliraune.

>>16857818
Fuck they're lewd girls.

>> No.16857844

>>16857754
I like Warriors, I like corruption, Selene corrupts women in to warrior monsters, two birds one stone.

With corruption there's still a lot of untouched ground. the lore mentioning rituals rituals, the slow burn demons have to go through. the uniqueness of the raiju and kakuen corruptions and so on.

I'm actually more intrested in the monster stuff then the sex stuff. like for example,
>how does a woman feel moving around having become a lamia or wurm?
>what goes though the mind of a new arachne as she build her first web?
>how does it feel to have inhuman instincts and urges beyond the sex and breeding?
and so on.

>> No.16857845

>>16857834
Not just Lilies, get any combo of girls and you are ready to go. But I guess since they were made for it the lewd levels would be off the charts.

>> No.16857849

Would you take in a trio of little mousegirls who all lost their tails in an unfortunate carving knife accident?

>> No.16857853

>>16857818
Now you're talkin.
>>16857834
>sitting in a flower of cum, vaginal juices and Alraune nectar
Hey, when a man says he's gonna water the flowers, he waters the flowers.
And that's just during the day. Imagine what goes on when the petals close at night squishing the three of you into even tighter proximity. They probably really get their nectar going then by giving you a real good show just above your dick.

>> No.16857865

>>16857853
>petals close at night
Aw man, all plant girls should be able to do this.

>> No.16857866

>>16857853
>petals close for the night
>all squished together
>one girl spoons mouthfuls of nectar into her mouth and then transfers it to your through sloppy wet tongue kissing
>the other milks you dry while using nectar as lube

>> No.16857877

Bigamy is objectively the best type of -gamy, no contest/

>> No.16857879

>>16857845
Yup, any pair of girls can do this but they're the easiest to do it with due to being a pair by default.

I wouldn't mind having a threesome with a girly lizard and a /fit/ salamander where the salamander manhandles the lizard, forces lewd shit on her and pins her down so she can get dicked. Assisted rape where one girl helps dominate another is hot beyond words.

>> No.16857884

>>16857877
While I can only offer my humble personal opinion, I'm inclined to agree with you anon. My waifu and daughteru and I have a perfect dynamic an all love each other very much!

>> No.16857886

>>16857877
Better than harem at least

>> No.16857889

>>16857879
>Salamander wrestles Lizardman to the ground and holds her vulnerable ass in the air ready for you

>> No.16857893

>>16857879
One thing she Salla can do is hold the Lizard from behind and cover her pussy with her tail, making it hot and wet for you until the lizard can't take the heat and begs for you to fuck her.

>>16857877
It's really tempting and good, but I would still only be with one girl.

>> No.16857903

>>16857877
No complaint from me. I agree.

>>16857893
>making it hot and wet for you until the lizard can't take the heat and begs for you to fuck her.

Instant diamonds

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Anyone know the current archives for /jp/?

>> No.16857907

>>16857905
warosu

>> No.16857911

>>16857866
>they make it progressively more and more squished closed
>eventually just a tightly packed sticky, fluidy fuckfest with who knows who parts going into their holes and around your dick
>when all three of you are finally exhausted they open the petals to let the fresh air in
>lay there with them under each arm stroking your chest as you look up at the starry night sky
>one last lewd three way goodnight kiss and they gently close the petals again to rest
Best girls.

>> No.16857921

>>16857903
Another thing that can happen is the Salla holding your dick and inviting the Lizard to get a feel of your sword and how to handle it, and that includes licking to get a taste of it. She needs to know her blade after all if she wants to sue it.

Also, I might be leaning to fuck another girl just a tiny bit.

>> No.16857923

>>16857879
>>16857893
Hot stuff. Especially if the Sally forces the Lizard to bury her face in the Sally's groin to help get her nice and ready for husband as well.
That lizard is getting double dommed.

>> No.16857925

>>16857911
It's lewd, comfy, romantic and cute at the same time. How is this possible?

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>> No.16857934

>>16857928
Hiking in MGE is scary

>> No.16857936

>>16857844
>likes warriors
>hates femdom
Does that mean you'd be a powerful warrior yourself in the setting? Not being a dick, I was only wondering.

>> No.16857938

>>16857911
What would you do when you see Honeybees coming for the nectar?

>> No.16857946

>>16857925
Flower Power and the Rule of Three.
I always love Liliraune discussions when they go well, they're my favorite lewd girl. So hot to imagine the things they'd do to seduce you.

>> No.16857953

Do Liliraunes count as one girl or two

>> No.16857957

>>16857938
As the man, it's my turn to prove my worth.
So probably get a long stick and break it in three so each of us can bop them on the head when they get close. Many kyaaas will ensue.
And if that don't work, help guard them while they uproot and move to a less bee-infested area.

>> No.16857961

>>16857934
I remember this place where I used to a few years ago. It was mountain with a park in the base, the place was filled with little monkeys and sometimes they came down to eat some stuff with the people there.
Though if they were Kakuens I can only imagine my dick getting hard from climbing that place.

>> No.16857964

>>16857953
It's mostly semantics
They're one girl with two entirely separate consciousnesses. Like a two headed ogre, except they have more individual freedom of movement within their shared 'body'.

>> No.16857970

>>16857964
So one liliraune it's monogamy

Sounds weird

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>>16857889
>>16857893
Fuck it I'm going full lewd.
>salamander pins down the lizard so they're breast to breast
>the lizard cries that two on one is unfair and demands an honourable duel
>neither of you listen to her protests, instead you shove your cock in her mouth to shut her up, much to your assistant's delight
>the salamander grins and lifts up the victim's shirt, toying with one of her breasts while she focuses on your cock violating the poor lizard's throat
>you pull out, causing the lizard to gag and the sally to giggle, rewarding your partner for her help you present your manhood to her, covered in saliva
>she gives it a little lick and a few sucks before turning around and removing the lizard's panties, exposing her pussy for both of you to see
>moving into position you notice that she's wet and start fingering her a little as the salamander licks her clit
>at this point the girl regains her breath and glares daggers at the two of you and goes to protest again but the salamander pre-empts her and sits on her face
>figuring it's about time you force yourself into the lizard who now seems well prepared, shattering her hymen with one decisive thrust causing her to kick her legs and make a muffled cry into the salamander's pussy
>you hate to admit it since she was just meant to be a quick fuck and forget but her pussy is on par with your salamander companion
>"enjoying yourself?" the salamander says with a sly grin that makes her look like a cheshire, you nod and she kisses you, shifting her body as she does to grind herself against the poor lizard's face
>at this point the lizard has orgasmed twice already and you're pretty close to cumming yourself but you hold out a little longer
>it's not until you see the salamander's juices spraying in the lizard's face that you allow yourself to blow, filling the womb of the warrior girl with a load that would get any human girl pregnant in one shot
>you may need to have a chat about keeping this girl, she might make a nice pet for the two of you
Apologies for the shit writing but sometimes a man needs to lewdpost.

>> No.16857990

>>16857953
Two. Two consciousnesses and two "bodies" that just happen to share the same home.

>> No.16858025

>>16857985
It's fine anon, we all think about fucking some of those cuties here and there. I would definitely wrap the lizard's tail around the salla one to make it more sensitive and hot. I just want to ravish the poor thing and make her so sensitive that she starts cumming with every thrust.
Not only I would be with my penis on her pussy and on of my fingers teasing her ass, but I would be stroking her now extra lewd tail with my free hand while the Salla pinched her cheeks and made her lick her tail. Her mind would be burning with such a strong pleasure that she would black out for a day. During that time the salamander and I would have some fun for ourselves.

>> No.16858033

What happens if you use a doppelganger potion on a doppelganger?

>> No.16858036

>>16858033
Really gets the neurones firing

>> No.16858039

>>16858033
You invert polarities and rupture the space-time continuum, therefor tearing the fabric of reality

>> No.16858050

>>16858025
Assisted rape is one of those things which is way hotter than it should be. I'm usually more into the sub side of things but a monster girl helping to take down another brings out my inner dom.

>> No.16858057

>>16858050
It is better if someone of the same species help (you) dom the girl? or can a different one participate? Say a dragon helping you dom a griffon

>> No.16858059

>>16857985
>figuring it's about time you force yourself into the lizard who now seems well prepared, shattering her hymen with one decisive thrust causing her to kick her legs and make a muffled cry into the salamander's pussy

Nothing gets me more diamonds than hymen shattering and taking responsibility.

>> No.16858062

>>16858050
Can a monster girl help you assist rape the willing?

>> No.16858073

>>16858057
This very much depends on the species, but rivals are too much for the dick. See dragon/griffon or apophis/pharaoh.

>> No.16858076

>>16857936
Pretty much yeah. I like my fights to be even ground, I don't have to be an unstoppable badass, just strong enough so the fight can get me and my opponents blood flowing in a good way

>> No.16858081

>>16858073
Imagine a griffon rival helping you turn a dragon into a mere lizard

or Pharaoh trying to make her friend aphopis happy for once by making a cute sacrifice rape her

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>>16858062
You can go hunting for Deer Girl booty, bringing along Hunting Dog Girls to tackle her and hold her down.

>> No.16858084

>>16858057
>dragon helping to dom a griffon
>casually talk about which of her treasures you want to add to the collection while fucking her
This is mean but I like it. Different species helping can be hot too yes, like a Manticore helping to take down a Hinezumi because she wants to see her scared. Plus those barbs will help you cum buckets if you use one before hand.

>> No.16858086

>>16858082
That deserves a greentext

>> No.16858091

>>16858084
>stuffing a griffin from behind while she watches a Dragon take treasures from her hoard

That's hot, but atleast in the end she'll be that guy's wife. Griffons are good fucks.

>> No.16858092

>>16857603
>TFW your big, strong muscle-waifu finds out that you're secretly both an immensely powerful muscle-wizard and the only man in history to ever win the annual Grand Tournament of Mages with his bare goddamn fists.
>TFW you've kept this from her this whole time because you know it'd be an immense blow to her pride if she learned that the 'Cute, defenseless little husbando' she bragged about doting on to her friends could level an entire building with a rap of his knuckles.

>> No.16858102

>>16858091
You could say her stuffed womb is her new hoard now

>> No.16858103

>>16858092
I want this.
I want this real bad.

The look on her face would be priceless once she found out.
I'd probably ask if she wants to be on top that night again to help her pride.

>> No.16858104

>>16858091
That would be part of the dragon's deal after all, she helps to assist in the rape if she gets all those treasures as her payment. Plus she gets to see her long time rival fall into ecstasy and gloat over finally winning, maybe help a little to add to the humiliation.

>> No.16858109

Damn you guys. Now I want to have one of my waifus assist rape the other.

>> No.16858110

>>16858057
Griffons are not mere female lizards

>> No.16858111
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https://my.mixtape.moe/gqjpnb.png

>> No.16858114

>>16858111
It's a faggot posting futashit, don't open it

>> No.16858119

>>16858111
Fuck off

>> No.16858125

>>16858082
Damn, I actually want to see this.

>> No.16858127

>>16858109
Nothing wrong with that, you could ask a mindflayer for help to make it authentic for the one being "raped" if she was okay with it.
>>16858110
That's why you have a strong monster girl help you.

>> No.16858131

>>16858057
>helping you dom a griffon
Fuck off

>> No.16858135

>>16858082
>a trio of kobold sisters holding down a deer in the forest and yapping excitedly while waiting for you to get your dick out
Bonus points if they're adult kobolds and a larger breed.

>> No.16858137

>>16858131
Here comes the fetish police, everybody.

Go fuck yourself.

>> No.16858139

>>16858131
Literally nothing wrong with that, nowhere in the profile does it say that griffons can't be beaten and it's safe to say that dragons are their equal.

>> No.16858148

>>16858137
Go back to your dragons

>> No.16858152

>>16857957
>less bee-infested area
>lessbeeinfested
>lesbian area
You thought you were slick.

>> No.16858154

>>16858127
That would actually work, I mean the mindflayer part is probably going to take a bit of convincing and reassurance, mostly for me. But it would be fantastic, I'd get my other waifu to help hold her down while I assaulted her puffy vulva with my tongue right through her panties until she was soaking wet. It would also be a test of who has the most incredible strength out of my girls. Because the winner is the one that gets double the cum that afternoon, and the loser gets her pussy eaten out.

>> No.16858158

>>16858148
Aye, anon can have his fantasy and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm sure griffons appreciate you protecting them from Dragons and it's fine to have that in your fantasy.

Hey maybe you can be there to defend a griffon when a dragon tries to hold her down.

>> No.16858159

>>16857985
It's been a long time since something in these threads got me this aroused.
Shine on you crazy diamond.

>> No.16858176

>>16858086
>>16858125
>>16858135
>Crawling through the bush with your two, highly trained hunting Kobolds.
>Come across a herd of Deer Girls out in a clearing.
>Look over them carefully, before picking one with an especially plump rear end.
>Let out a sharp whistle and your large, muscle-bound Kobolds charge off.
>The Deer Girls panic, running off in different directions, scrambling to get away from the dogs.
>The Deer you picked falls over, with her rump jiggling as she collapses in the grass.
>Kobolds waste no time in holding her down, growling to let her know to submit.
>Approach while unzipping your pants, Kobolds panting as you let your large member flop out and bounce off her fat Deer bottom.
>A few good licks from them, and you're all lubricated and plunge into the Deer, plumbing her depths while she softly moans.
>The other Deer Girls didn't run away and can't help but watch from behind the trees, with a mixture of fear and jealously as you make the Deer Girl twitch and orgasm.

Just another day hunting.

>> No.16858182

>>16858176
Such loyal hunting dogs!
They better get a huge bone each when they get home.

>> No.16858183

>>16858176
Guess it's time to become a hunter. I thank you for this anon, I was already diamonds at "before picking one with an especially plump rear end"

>> No.16858189

>>16858154
I like to think that there's mindflayer clinics where licensed mindflayers help couples with their bedroom roleplay. There's special rooms for couples and harems to act out their fantasies in that are reinforced so that even the strongest of races can't wreck the place.
Knowing that you're in a setting like that would probably put some worries to rest. That fantasy sounds great though, who are the girls involved?
>>16858159
Thanks I guess, I don't do posts like that often but sometimes it just happens.

>> No.16858194

>>16858176
>watching their friend get raped
What awful friends they are but damn that's lewd. I approve.

>> No.16858204

>>16858189
Wow, mindflayers are actually nice girls then. And having a clinic or place like that would be great, very helpful to people like me and my waifus.

>who are the girls involved?

My Jabberwock and Zombie Dragon, I like to imagine the Jabberwock would be filling out some reports for the Kingdom Of Hearts and I'd come up behind her with my Zombie Dragon and pin her down. The Zombie Dragon doing so because I promised her an extra cum filling later that day if she agreed to help. Then after seeing that puffy, tasty Wock pussy under thoes panties, I would dig in. Licking it, kissing it and teasing it over the panties until soaking wet and twitching. Then I'd move onto dicking it.

All while my Zombie Dragon holds my Jabberwock down and maybe even touches her up to get her even more in the mood.

>> No.16858212

>Your Vampire wife is the definition of evil and edgy
>A full quarter of the mansion is torture chambers
>She kidnaps village girls because she thinks it's funny to disfigure them
>Seeing other people suffering and in pain causes her to become sexually excited
>In stark contrast, she's extremely protective of you and has panic attacks whenever you get the slightest injury
>The first time she sucked your blood, she cried for 3 hours because she thought she was hurting you

>> No.16858213

>>16858212
>>She kidnaps village girls because she thinks it's funny to disfigure them

That's really fucked up.

>> No.16858215

>>16858212
Carmilla please.

>> No.16858217

>>16858212
Gross

>> No.16858219

>>16858176
Needs more rope and egg vibrators

>> No.16858225 [DELETED] 

>>16858212
>>16858213
That's just purge bait right there

>> No.16858233

>>16858219
Ah, I thought I had lost you, my nigga

>> No.16858234

>>16858204
A dragon helping to molest a dragon huh? I like that idea. Maybe after you're done with the wock you can pound the zombie dragon from behind while she eats your cum out of the brown dragon bellow her.

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Why are minichuffs so cute?

>> No.16858244

>>16858234
>Maybe after you're done with the wock you can pound the zombie dragon from behind while she eats your cum out of the brown dragon bellow her.

That's lewd! But I approve. Maybe after they can do some of that exchanging my cum in their mouths that gets me so diamonds.

>> No.16858246

>>16856086
Adventuring with

>> No.16858247

>>16858213
>>16858212
Someone's gonna get the Damphir treatment

>> No.16858249

>>16858247
And ruin her?

>> No.16858252

>>16858212
Time to put on my smiting hat

>> No.16858254

>>16858247
If God loved them, then they wouldn't be born poor.

>> No.16858255

I want to go into the deeps and face pyromancy wielding arachnes!

>> No.16858256

>>16858244
Yes, that's perfect.

Then as the Jabberwock's memories slowly start to come back you can drift to sleep in a cuddle pile with the two dragons, that kind of facility would have to be prepared for clients taking naps there or staying over night.

>> No.16858257

>>16858249
If word goes out that a Vampire is torturing human girls for fun, a Damphir would get pissed and will go there to "correct" her attitude.

>> No.16858264

>Leave thread for a few hours
>Nice discussions, friendly talk
I love you guys. You get over your differences so quickly.

>> No.16858276

>>16858256
I can literally think of nothing perfect in life than being sandwiched between two of the softest dragon species in their family.

Now all I can think of is a Mindflayer coming into the room to see and exhausted couple sleeping in each other's embrace. Then the mindflayer turning off the light for a good night's sleep. I'm really liking this mindflayer clinic thing.

>>16858264
That's what I like about these threads. We all just want to have comfy discussions about monster girls inside.

>> No.16858277

>>16858212
>People got rid of orderposting for this

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>>16858276
Mindflayers can take the stress away too. Perfect for those after a tough work week.

>> No.16858284

>>16858277
Ah come on, it's funny if you're there. It's an entire village with woman that no longer have a face.

>> No.16858285

>>16858264
It's amazing how quickly things change, arguments only happen because everyone's so passionate about monster girls but that same passion is what unites us.
>>16858276
They're good girls and just want everyone to be happy. Maybe after trying the place and being sure that it's safe you could go there again for a different fantasy.

>> No.16858286

>>16858264
About girl on girl temptation/threesome stuff, no less

>> No.16858288

>>16858276
Mhm. Doesn't matter if we're just talking about sex positions, MG hijinks, the psychology and attitude of various MG's, or the setting itself. At the end of the day, we all just really want MG's.

>> No.16858291

>>16858286
Not gonna lie, KDF completely desensitized me to hating threesomes.

>> No.16858292

>>16858284
It's cute in a FrankenFran/Tim Burton kinda way.

>> No.16858293

>>16858286
I was actually refering to the older posts about femdom/maledom. That's a never ending argument though.

>> No.16858295

>>16858284
>Ruining lives is okay when monstergirls do it

>> No.16858302

>>16858293
No, I mean after the arguements about that we managed to have a good discussion and some lewdtext about threesomes/girl on girl stuff

>> No.16858303

>>16858295
It's just human girls.

>> No.16858305

>>16858284
So I ended up in silent hill?

>> No.16858308

>>16858295
He's memeing. Don't enable him.

>> No.16858309

>>16858303
Nigger you don't do that. Not to 2D girls, human or monster. If it were 3D I would've overlooked it but you just stepped in the shit now.

>> No.16858312

>>16858302
>"girl on girl"
>good discussion

>> No.16858313
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16858313

Tiny daughterus sad and abandoned, all alone in the rain!

>> No.16858314

>>16858309
I'd be the outlier and say that even 3D doesn't deserve to be disfigured for the pleasure of others.

>> No.16858316

>>16858309
Sorry anon I didn't realize you were a licensed badass.

>> No.16858317

>A human boy club in MGC high tries to summon an Anon from our world
>A flash happens but no one shows up so they thought they failed
>In reality, he ended up in an Order town where contact with MGs are absolutely haram

What would that Anon do?

>> No.16858318

>>16858313
That doesn't happen! She just caused it to rain because she cried!

>> No.16858320

>>16858313
My existence renders this statement false.

>> No.16858328

>>16858313
I request you remove this image immediately. You're making me sad.

>> No.16858330

>>16858317
Almost breakdown because I've been summoned to an entire different reality and my fucking computer is gone.

Deal with it eventually and train myself to become a strong-as-fuck non-radical Paladin.

>> No.16858331

>>16858302
It actually surprised me, I didn't expect people to start talking about threesomes like that. Not complaining though, it's hot.

>> No.16858336

>>16858295
Just think about it. You have a girl with all the skin on her face flayed off talking to a woman who's face was deformed to look like a snake's, as a blind girl who's sockets were filled with big googly eyes feel her way down the street, and the town guard tries to hobble around on the extra pair of hands replacing her feet.

It's a work of art.

>> No.16858339

>>16858313
Gonna adopt that daughteru!

>> No.16858341

>>16858331
I don't think there was a single reply to the couple of posts trying to complain about it, which obviously makes it go much smoother. Plenty of people find it hot.

>> No.16858344
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Why am I such a slut over bodyguard waifus that look like they can beat the crap out of you?

>> No.16858351

>>16858344
Would you an Ochimusha?

>> No.16858363

>>16858351

Yes, absolutely.

>> No.16858364

>>16858344
I don't know anon. But I'm the same way. It's hard to explain why, isn't it? Don't you just want to be kabedonned by one?

>> No.16858366

>>16858341
Seeing how you faggots are immediedly trying to play off threesome discussion as yurishit and girl on girl being accepted and boasting about it, I feel like the zero tolerance the thread used to have for lilialraune was entirely justified.

"Give them and inch and they take a mile" proved right again.

>> No.16858367

>>16858351
Would you an Ochimusha permanently missing her left arm?

>> No.16858369

>>16857114
>That tattoo
tfw no undead Shinobu Kawajiri wife to live quietly and peacefully with

>> No.16858375

>>16858341
It's a nice discussion to have from time to time, it's started off a ton of ideas and fantasies in my head too, it's amazing what one or two posts can do.

>> No.16858377

>>16858341
It does seem to make a huge difference and put things in perspective.

>> No.16858381

>>16858366
But he was talking about threesomes where a girl helps a man rape another girl.

Lets not make a shit storm out of nothing. People were having a nice time.

>> No.16858382

>>16858367
So it's only the bone arm?

Yeah I'd still do that. Because then it makes handholding even better.

>> No.16858386

>>16858369
>Shinobu Kawajiri
Why.

>> No.16858393

>>16858381
Aaaand you blew it

>> No.16858395

>>16858393
No one blew anything anon but I'm just going to ignore you from this point because you seem intent on causing trouble.

>> No.16858402

>>16858395
I think he's saying you blew it for replying to someone complaining but it seems you've caught on

>> No.16858407

>>16858317
>Recognize my new surroundings from the lore on my Vietnamese finger painting sites
>Go out on a journey to gain elementals and become a cool-ass wizard via metaknowledge abuse
>Seek my ideal waifu and help the DL create paradise
>Reverse trace my original summoning, become the anon that opened the portals

I'd fix it, for all mankind.

>> No.16858410

>>16858364

Yea, like if I saw a MGE Hellhound I would not even wait. I would just cling myself to her arm or hug her and ask her to protect me. Causing her waifu instincts to kick in and make me hers right then and there.

>> No.16858412

>>16858402
Oh, my bad.

>> No.16858416

>>16858393
>it was the "just ignore the elephant in the room gais" guy pushing yurishit again

>> No.16858421

>>16858386
Cause she's cute man

>> No.16858422

>>16858410
You understand she's going to be there to protect you all the time, right? And you understand that she's going to spoon you every night? Your body pressed very close to hers, she's almost arching over your body while it's squished into her, not leaving you exposed?

Are you prepared for that?

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>>16858422
absolutely

>> No.16858470

>>16858448
Are you 100% sure? Bare in mind that Hellhound's have a distinct warmth to their body that's inviting and calming? You're going to feel the heat of her heart while she cuddles you, and she wouldn't like to admit it, but she feels even hotter when around you. Are you absolutely sure you're ok with her wrapping thoes big meaty protective paws around you? Hearing her sultry breath on your head while she whispers things like "you're safe with me, anon". Even kicking her leg like a dog and yelping while she sleeps thinking of you?

Remember you can say no at anytime. Just say the word.

>> No.16858490

>>16858422

What would happen I softly whisper to her ear "I feel so safe with you."?

>> No.16858496

>>16858490
White hot eye flames.jpg followed by thumping tail.mp3 and all topped off with her tightening her hug on you.

>> No.16858514

>>16858496

"Is there anyway I can repay you for protecting me so much?"

>> No.16858526

>>16858470
I'm 111% ready, anon. When she's spooning me and thinks im asleep I'll do my damnedest to turn around and give her a smooch and tell her I dont have a thing to worry about when I'm next to her because i know she'll keep me safe and sound

>> No.16858536

>>16858514
She's going to give you a reach around job right there with her big meaty paw. Then she's going to lick the "repayment" you've dribbled all over her fur. Then cuddles ensue.

>>16858526
You better marry that girl, anon.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16858551

>>16858536

What would be better words for a marriage proposal to her? Old style
"Would you marry me?" or "Please be my guardian forever"?

>> No.16858557

>>16858549
I want to tip a Holst and then forcibly suck her leaking breasts like an animal fueld by the urge to take that milk. She can protest, squirm and even softly try to push me off but I'm draining that milk whether she likes it or not.

>> No.16858560

>>16858551
The latter sounds much better in my opinion. Fits better.

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>>16858536
I'll do you one better, I'll give her as many daughterus as she wants

>> No.16858566

>>16858562
Why is the thought of keeping a hellhound permanently pregnant seem so nice?

>> No.16858569

>>16858562
Are you going to give her all the daughterus?

>> No.16858580

>>16858557
>Huge titted Holst meekly protesting and girly pushing to try and get you off of her as you terrorize her engorged fat milktanks
>moans shamefully as you reach a hand down to finger her and use your other hand to violently tug on and mash her other tit
>when you're finished wipe your lips and head off, telling her you'll be back tomorrow as she sobs in a puddle of her own milk yet shamefully and timidly reaches down to continue fingering herself
Tip the cow.
Rape the cow.

>> No.16858586

>>16858082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_sLt67HNvo

>Another guy who hunts for the booty

>> No.16858587

>>16858562

Daughters with the tough girl that protects me. I love the idea.

>> No.16858599

>>16858580
That's hot, I now have an urge to tip the cow.

But what happens the next day?

>> No.16858602

>>16858580
For maximum bullying use a milking pump, then immediately drink it

>> No.16858616

>>16858566
It's because it's Genndy Tartakovsky levels of lad fetishism, especially since The wolfman's wife in Hotel Transylvania was pregnant 24/7/365

>> No.16858621
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How do Hellhounds react when you tell them you want them to be the mother of your children?

>> No.16858626

>>16858616
I'd aim for that.
Gonna rub her belly and scratch her ears.

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>>16858616
the man gave a lot of characters phenomenal asses

>>16858621
see pic

>> No.16858650

>>16858621
>>16858645
Dumb Firehound.

>> No.16858655

>>16858650
Stupid sexy fire dog

>> No.16858663

>>16858655
She might be sexy to you, but she's just dumb and annoying to me. Those god damn Hellhound would be a pain in the ass to deal with.

>> No.16858666

>>16858602
Devilish, that's some cruel bullying right there
>>16858599
>Holst is walking on her way back to her farmhouse alone
>She suddenly hears your footsteps as you run up, but she can barely yelp out a "Wait don-" before she's shoved to the ground
>her pathetically too-small shirt that she was trying to wear to appear modest tears as her quaking boobflesh wobbles underneath, wet spots already forming from her release caused by the trauma combined with going the whole day without a milking
>Rip the rest of the blouse off and start mashing her tits together as she moos in panic, reaching for her bell to ring but not getting to it before you tear it off and toss it to the side
>Molest her tits and feel their milk squelch underneath your grasping palms, pouring out from underneath them like a volcano, giving her creamy white breasts an even creamier sheen
>When you reach down to start sucking on one, she throws the weakest, girliest punch ever, lightly baffing the side of your head doing a whopping 0 damage but still causing you to grab her wrists and force them down as you greedily suck up her overflowing bounty
>After much squirming, finally you get your fill and push yourself off of her, giving her nipples a pinch and small twist for good measure, drawing another yelping moo from her before you head off
>you can hear her sobbing yet still see out of the corner of your eye that before she even reaches for her bell she slides a hand underneath her overalls, her other hand trying to cover her pinked-from-groping breasts

>> No.16858667

>>16858663
So? Just be a pain in their ass

>> No.16858670
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16858670

I have a confession to make.

I used to think that Pharaoh was a dumb cosplay tier girl who couldn't hold a candle to Apophis. Now I really like her and want to bed them both, she has a strange allure I never noticed before.

>> No.16858671

>>16858663
How so? Surely that's what makes them loveable. A girl's imperfections are what make her perfection, ontop of that who doesn't want an MG who's hard to deal with?

>> No.16858682

>>16858667
Would spraying them with cold water work?

>>16858671
They would make a large area around them uncomfortably hot and I wouldn't be able to handle that.

>> No.16858690

Hellwan husbands: Are you obedient and get naked and into bed on command? Or you run away or resist so she has to take you by force? How does she likes it best?

>> No.16858691

>>16858682
No you have "too bury the bone if their backyard"

>> No.16858692

>>16858666
I haven't gotten this erect in some time. Thanks for this anon.

So are Holsts in danger now? Because I want to do this to one. I really want to do this to one.

>> No.16858697

>>16858690
I'd prefer to be the former and I think she likes it that way.

>> No.16858701

>>16858690
I pounce at her and engage in wrestlesex.

Losing is an inevitability but the struggle would provide a great rush, especially when pinning her down and blowing the first load inside. That would only send her into rape overdrive.

>> No.16858710

>>16858692
>Tip and rape the same busty mega-holst every day
When do you stop anon, or when do you try and turn it into something else? Both times she was sobbing afterward, and she tried to defend herself even if it was pathetic and weak!

>> No.16858715

>>16858701

Is it only holds and locks or she also slaps and hits you in the wrestling?

>> No.16858721

>>16858710
>>16858692
>>16858666
>>16858580
>>16858557
Life can be be scary for a farm MG
https://youtu.be/lDRueINbkiU

>> No.16858723

>>16858710
I think the third time is where I'd push her to the ground, suck her tits while grabbing her waist and breeding that Holst missionary style.

>> No.16858728

>>16858666
Is this why Holsts wear cowbells? To protect against anon's raping them for their milk?

>> No.16858729

>>16858650

What makes you think they are dumb?

>> No.16858733

>>16858728
Lotta good it did that one.

>> No.16858736

>>16858723
But she doens't even know your name!
She'd be openly hysterical crying as you do trying to push you off while her tits squirt like crazy and her pussy instinctively milks you against her will!
Will nothing sate your rapelust?

>> No.16858740
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>>16858715
Just grappling and maybe a bit of light hair pulling. Light ass slaps are possible but the face is off limits, especially hers as I wouldn't want to do that.

Enough to get her instincts going but not enough to seriously hurt either of us.

>> No.16858750

>>16858721
Off to start a Weresheep farm.

>> No.16858752

>>16858728
The kobolds and minotaurs in charge of guarding the farm would just assume poor ol Bessie got herself a husband

>> No.16858756

>>16858736
Once I'm done with that farm girl I'd lean in real close to her ear and whisper "You gonna call me Anon for now on, got that?" then dropping my address on the floor telling her she better be at my house by tomorrow.

>> No.16858760

>>16858723
Didn't you get a baseball bat beating last time you tried that?

>> No.16858763

>>16858729
Their faces.

>> No.16858776

Would there be monster girl zoos that are used for community service?

>> No.16858780

>>16858752
But what protects the Minotaurs?

>> No.16858782

>>16858760
Hm? If I'm honest, I probably would get a beaten for doing that. There's just something about forcing myself on a Holst that's just way different and better than doing it to any other girl.

>> No.16858783
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Pink titty monsters are cute. Please take a moment to discuss the virtues of cute pink titty monsters. Thank you.

>> No.16858785

>>16858776
Luxury apartments for exotic Monster Girls.

Who live relatively rent-free, on the condition that their apartments feature glass walls, so people can observe them.

>> No.16858790

>>16858645
So hellhounds do sweat, I've been wondering about that for a while.

>> No.16858795
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>>16858780
Two 48 inch thick pipes of solid BEEF, baby. Woo!

>> No.16858797

>>16858783
I adore JubJubs. I'd carry an extra oppai one around with me everydayz

>> No.16858799

>>16858783
Those are cute.
Makes me want go go and spread the power of titty monsters to other girls.

>> No.16858800

>>16858797
Everyday*

>> No.16858802

>>16858795
>Woo!
>not Moo!

One job, anon.

>> No.16858806

>>16858780
Old Farmer McAnon and his trusty boomstick

>> No.16858809

>>16858795
Minotaurs seem like they're all talk.

>> No.16858814

>>16858756
>At home, hear a light knock at the door
>Holst is there, trembling, holding a stick defensively as fear creeps across her face
>"H-hey a-a-anon, y-you better n-not m-mess with me any m... anym-m-m...more!"
>She's already started tearing up a bit, and you see why- she's got little stains on the front of her shirt, clearly having forgotten to milk herself today
>You hear her mumble "not now, please, why now?!" to herself as her knees start knocking against one another and she holds her stick up with her eyes closed
Well now you've done it anon. If you go any further on the poor girl you're a damn monster yourself!

>> No.16858817

>>16858670
Is there anyone who managed to waifu both a Pharaoh and an Apophis at the same time?

>> No.16858823
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>>16858783
'Cute' eh? Heh, I got ya. 'Cute'. Very nice. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.

>> No.16858827

>>16858797
>you will never give piggyback rides to an oppai jub
>you will never go on adventures with the world's greatest boobhat

>> No.16858829

Where are my daily lewds, Melon.

>> No.16858831

>tfw you will never have your monstergirl daughteru sit in your lap
>you will never lazily slide your hand down under her panties and gently masturbate her to pass the time

>> No.16858832

>>16858827
But is she a smart ass, who throws stuff at my enemies?

>> No.16858837
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16858837

>>16858626
>>16858645
>>16858562
>Be happily married to Hellhound waifu
>Finally get a night off from the kids, getting your parents to watch them, getting in the mood something fierce, rubbing and kneading her ample lactating bosom and deliciously palm-able ass cheeks
>Stop her, your cock twitching and leaking pre already, she just grins when she sees the tiny spray bottle and the collar you're giving her as a gift
"So, you're into that sort of play are you? So what's in the bottle, then?"
>Her grin widens when you tell her it's some kind of experimental fertility drug that a Tanuki swore works 68% of the time, all the time
>Climbs onto the bed on her hands and knees, spreading her pussy lips with one paw, the insides shining dimly like hell-fire
>Lick and lap at her, giving her kisses down below and on her clit until she's wet enough that her fluids gently cascade over your face and down your chin like a bath of warm honey
>Lets you fuck her in doggy style, grabbing onto her ass and shoving in as deep as it goes
>Pause, pulling nearly all the way out
>She shoves you right back in, nearly knocking herself off the bed and onto you in cowgirl
"Don't be a coward now~ Finish what you started~"
>Go at it again like animals, kissing and licking at the small of her back and in-between her shoulder blades. She's smiling the entire time as you hump her absolutely ragged, sweat rolling down both of your bodies.
"Let's switch."
>When you lay on the bed, she wastes no time mounting you, her vulva's lips looking so exciting, yet scary when they remind you of a mouth salivating
>She mutters something when she plunges ALL THE WAY down, penetrating her cervix
>Lets out an orgasmic howl, warm fluids basting your lap as her vagina spasms around you
>Each bounce is more pleasurable than the last, her paws framing your face as she kisses you over and over
>It's going to be impossible to not knock her up now, but when you tell her this, she lets out a long and loud fit of belly laughter
"What makes you think that I'm going to let you go without getting me pregnant again? Didn't you say 'I want to give you all my daughters' when we got married?"
>Collapses on top of you when you end up seeding her until your entire body is sore and somewhat numb
>Starts whispering stuff about how she's definitely pregnant again, and gives your clavicle a playful bite in her after-glow
"Hey... after I give birth, knock me up again. And again. And again. I'm going to keep my promise, you keep yours."

>> No.16858838

>be a regular at the local gym
>you haven't built up much muscle, but at least you're staying healthy
>one day, as you're finishing up for the day, a mino approaches you. she's chiseled like a goddamn statue, and it looks like the only fat on her body is in her huge breasts
>"Hey there, handsome. You come here a lot, don't you? I can't help but watch you work out from across the room."
>she gets up close to you, letting her chest rub up against you as her hands trace your abs. she smells of sweat and...arousal?
>"Since you seem to have a lot of stamina, I was really hoping you could help me out with a different kind of work out. What do you say, stud, wanna be my breeding bull?"

>> No.16858840

>>16858827
You're forgetting the eternal slime trail down your back anon!

>> No.16858841

>>16858814
Damn, she's so vulnerable and it's so tempting, but at the same time you feel sorry for her.

How about I grab the stick out of her hand and pull her inside. There I'll again forcibly extract the milk that belongs to me while fucking her. Maybe this time being a bit more gentle and passionate, asking what her name is before the act so I can maybe possibly throw a few compliments her way while I'm doing it.

Then after I'd spoon her on my bed, holding her tight in my arms with my breath on her neck.

>> No.16858843

>>16858783
Pink monsters are deranged.

>> No.16858845

>>16858831
DO NOT

>> No.16858846

>>16858831
This shouldn't be making me erect.

>> No.16858847

>>16858829
yes, melon gibe strim plz

>> No.16858849

>>16858840
>+1 to grapple saving throws
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.16858851

>>16858837
Oh Anon.
She's going to be carrying huge litters when I'm done with her.

>> No.16858853

>>16858831
Disgusting

>> No.16858855

>>16858831
This is the kind of people who shouldn't be parents. Thankfully they won't anyway.

>> No.16858857

>>16858840
>>16858827
This is sounding more and more appealing

>> No.16858860

>>16858829
>>16858847
Stop it!

>> No.16858861

>>16858831
Who hurt you, Anon? Open up to us. Stop the cycle.

>> No.16858864

>>16858831
I'm sure my daughteru would love something like that anon, no doubt her tail would start to thump enthusiastically as I wrap my arm around her and start fondling her soft, puffy girly bits.

>> No.16858867

>>16858783
I wanna be trapped under pairs of fluffy rabbit thighs while they hump away at me!

>> No.16858871

>>16858861
No hurt, I just want to >>16858831

>> No.16858873

>>16858831
>while going at it your waifu yells DADDY!

>> No.16858874

>>16858831
This is disgusting but it's making me hard for some reason.

>> No.16858878

>>16858873
Not him, but my waifu and I would totally call each other mama and papa while our daughteru is around.

Unless this is some reference I'm missing or something.

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>>16858831

>> No.16858885

>>16858879
You're not funny and I need you to do something nasty to your jugular.

>> No.16858886
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Does Kraken ink contain aphrodisiac properties? Or it just stains your clothes badly.

>> No.16858891

>>16858879
This >>16858885

also I think this is him >>16858864

>> No.16858892

>>16858886
Apparently it's quite tasty on spaghetti.

>> No.16858897

>>16858885
>I need you to do something nasty to your jugular.

Oddly specific

>> No.16858899

>>16858886
It's actually pretty hella magical. It can create darktorches and makes a little zone that no one can see into no matter what around her and her hubby.
>Walk in the park on a nice day with your waifu
>See a weird big black sphere of pitch black near a tree
>Confused for a moment but then realize it's probably just a guy and his Kraken wife fucking in public in private
Krakens are best!

>> No.16858901

>>16858879
kill your self my dude

>> No.16858903

>>16858886
She uses it to fingerpaint "property of kraken" on you

>> No.16858921

>>16858853
>>16858855
>Disgusting
>This is the kind of people who shouldn't be parents
You're right. Doing it coldly and impersonally just because you're bored, extremely poor form daughteru dicking.

>> No.16858926

>>16858886
I wanna smooch a clingy nerdy Kraken.

>> No.16858933

>>16858670
That's her magic charisma getting to you.

>> No.16858938

>>16858921
This isn't dicking though, it's just touching. If it's not dick in pussy then the relationship not degenerate.

>> No.16858939

>>16858690
depends on how im feeling mostly
I think my waifu would probably prefer putting in the extra work to pin me to the ground and ride me ragged.

>> No.16858953

>>16858892
Had that on pasta complete with black ink sauce before. My teeth looked like a disaster zone after I finished it.

I imagine Krakens would love to cook for their husbands.

>> No.16858954

>>16858921
>>16858938
Doing anything sexual to your daughteru is disgusting.

>> No.16858962

>>16858670
I just want her to step on me, though that's not special as far as monsters go I suppose.

>> No.16858975

>>16858962
Is there a monster that you wouldn't want to step on you?

>> No.16858984

>>16858975
not him but Kikis have pointy feets
painful pointy feets

>> No.16858998

>>16858984
She uses those to punish mastah who spilled wine all over the carpet.

>> No.16859000

>>16858954
Adopterus were made for it.

>> No.16859002

>>16858998
Who the fuck goes around the house drinking wine every damn day?

>> No.16859007

>>16859002
Your mom

>> No.16859013

>>16859000
Kindly stay away from my adopterus you sick fuck.

>> No.16859014

>>16858984
So?

>> No.16859016

>>16859000
No.

>> No.16859019

>>16859000
>Kid left behind by her parents in an orphanage
>Dreams of having a family to call her own
>"Hurr i'll fuck her"
Please ingest .50 cal aspirins.

>> No.16859026

>>16859019
>Getting this upset over someone's porn setting fantasy.
Are you autistic by any chance?

>> No.16859030

>>16858984
>>16858998
Do continue.

I want a Kikimora who is usually pure and warm but as soon as I mess up or do something wrong she grabs me by the collar of my shirt, throws me to the ground and then push my head into the floor with her feet while telling me how much of a fuck up I am.

>> No.16859032

>>16859026
No. I just have disdain for your kind.

Nigger

>> No.16859033

Thick Tanukis.

>> No.16859041

>>16859032
>Stop liking what I don't like!
Okay, whatever you say. Oh, and for the record I'm not even into daughteru dicking.

>> No.16859042

>>16859033
The best.
The thicker the better.
Would gladly sit her in my lap.

>> No.16859046

>>16859041
>Jumps into conversations he's not part of to take flak
Now that's autistic.

>> No.16859047

>>16859042
What about sitting on her lap?

>> No.16859048

>>16859033
Thick old tanukis with no luck with men, or thick old lecherous tanukis?

>> No.16859049

>>16859046
k

>> No.16859053

>>16859048
The latter.

Who slap your ass.

>> No.16859054

>>16858975
Kinda. Any one with normal human legs and feet can step on me all she wants to, and I'd probably like it. I'd be willing to give scales, like from lizards or dragons, a try but it might be weird. I'd also be willing to try paws but again I'm not sure how it'd go. The only ones I can really say no to are the ones with no feet, spiders and slimes and snakes and so on.

>> No.16859058

>>16859047
I'm too big for that.
She'd have to sit in my lap and use me as a seat, no matter how thick she may be.

>> No.16859061

>>16859058
What if she was a big tanuki?

>> No.16859064

>>16859061
How big we talking?

>> No.16859065

>>16859030
>Ruin her favorite uniform by putting a red t-shirt into her laundry and it bleeds
>She keeps stomping my head into the ground and demanding me to buy a new one for her

>> No.16859068

>>16859013
>>16859019
>>16859032
I'm detecting some severe butthurt.

>> No.16859072
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Das hiebr ist Juden

>> No.16859074

>>16859065
>"You can't even do the laundry right you sack of shit"
>all while grinding your face into the dirt

But hey, atleast she's there to do the laundry for you. I know how to get out of the mean Kiki situation and have her go back to the caring and motherly self she was. As she's shouting and yelling at you while abusing you, just start being visibly shaken and scared. Maybe even crying a little.

>> No.16859079

>>16859054
Since most monsters can polymorph do you think that includes the ability to do sex acts with it? Could a lamia turn human and step on someone if they wanted?

>> No.16859080

>>16859065
You don't need to fantasize to get that sort of treatment from women.

>> No.16859085
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16859085

alright Anons, ya'll ready for for the drive up to the farmlands for some holstaurus tipping? just don't wear red or you'll set off the minotaur cousins nearby
we lost four men last time
hope you guys know how to run fast

>> No.16859091

>>16859085
I'm not a fast runner but I'd be in for some Holst tipping for sure. Catch them while they're grazing.

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>>16858317
We're gonna summon a human boy today!

>> No.16859099

>>16859085
Yeehaw gon git me sum holst milk, SUIIII!!

>> No.16859112

>>16859064
7 feet seems to be the agreed height.

>> No.16859121

>>16859112
OH....Well, if she wants I guess I can.
I wouldn't mind her sitting in my lap if she wanted, even if she's the thickest of tanukis.

>> No.16859123

>>16859100
I want to walk to school with Yeti-chan!

>> No.16859136

>>16859100
But humans boys aren't real.

>> No.16859164

>>16859100
You know, I used to have weird Centaur no Nayami based dreams about being a four-limbed creature in a six-limbed world.

>> No.16859167

>>16859123
And she wants to walk with you, and hug you, and pet you, and squeeze you, and kiss you, and hug you, and call you George

>> No.16859179

>>16859167
But that's not my name.

>> No.16859201

What if anon childhood friend was a doppelganger all along?

>> No.16859225

>>16859201
What if all your childhood friends were the same doppelganger

>> No.16859228

>>16859179
She just summoned a boy and only knows names from human world cartoons, give her a break

>> No.16859234

>>16858317
>Join the paladin ranks
>Head to the royal makai or anywhere near it
>Defect

>> No.16859235 [DELETED] 
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You should always report Mamono sightings to your local galactic federation officer. These Mamono or 'monstergirls' are sadists that only see you has a sex toy and have no care for your feelings and rights. A fun fact, do you know that planets that have accepted mamono had their crime rates increase up to 500% in over a few months? Mamono will also turn planets into demon realms, which makes them unliveable except for them and their sex slave. So remember, report any monstergirls you see!

>> No.16859240

>>16859225
shit thats creepy but at the same endearing

>oh he doesnt like short hair,let me "move out of the town"
>new girl moves in with long hair
>repeat ad infinitum until she achieves husbando perfect version of his mate

>> No.16859243

>>16859228
How doe she get those through dimensions?

>> No.16859247

>>16859235
Demon Realms are like Creep from Starcraft.

It ain't human.

>> No.16859251

>>16859225
The birthday parties must be demoralizing if only one person ever shows up at a time.

>> No.16859252

Daughterus are not for fingering

You use your mouth or your dick only

>> No.16859253

>>16859235
Fuck off.

>> No.16859257

>>16859235
Can you take your Gaijin roleplaying faggotry somewhere else?

>> No.16859270

>>16859243
She's on good terms with a Lich in the chemistry club for her ability to slowly warm things

>> No.16859271

>>16859252
Don't use anything on your daughteru anon.
Daughterus are for headpats and childhood friends only.

>> No.16859274

>>16855800
BadHand is the bestest.

>> No.16859310

>>16859270
What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.16859329

>>16859074
>just start being visibly shaken and scared
>"WELL SEE HOW SCARED YOUR PUNK ASS IS WHEN YOU DOING TEN THE HARD IN THE FEDERAL PEN!

>> No.16859362

>>16859235
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.16859406

>>16859310
Chemistry processes, nigger.

>> No.16859414
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Why are robots such lascivious temptresses?

>> No.16859419

>>16859406
You can get television channels from another universe using chemistry?

>> No.16859420

>>16859414
that game left me seriously depressed.

>> No.16859423

>>16859414
>Didney Worl

>>16859419
No but you can catch a good beating for being stupid.

>> No.16859424

>>16859420
Have you finished the ending E?
Get through everything, it's worth it.

>> No.16859425

Good night all, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out on your gremlins, don't want them getting into genetic splicing now.

>> No.16859439

>>16859424
>Have you finished the ending E?
not yet, but it wasn't the thing between 2b and 9s that messed me up it was the existential crisis the machines were having that hit too close to home for me.

>> No.16859441

>>16859424
question:is this going to be a thing where I have to delete my save files to get the best ending like in previous nier games?

>> No.16859442

>>16859441
No, deleting your save file only helps other players get the best ending.

>> No.16859444

>>16859441
No but there is something you can do that's really nice to other players that requires you to delete your save

>> No.16859446

>>16859423
I thought the implication was there were no humans in her world.

>> No.16859447

>>16859439
Then you really want to get ending E. YoRHa needs you.

>> No.16859451

>>16859446
But there are

>> No.16859459

>>16859442
>>16859444
>>16859451

fucking spoilers. I'm trying to read about monstergirls and not Automata, ya cunts.

>> No.16859461

>>16859451
Then why summon a human boy from another world then?

>> No.16859462

>>16859451
More like there were.

>> No.16859471

>>16859461
>>16859462
>>16859459
Because they're on the moon.

>> No.16859487

>>16859459
Now you know how I felt about the Yakuza 6.

>> No.16859529
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Robutts kill threads.

>> No.16859535

>>16859529
That's because they're keep pulling their masters away to ride them hard with their big jiggly butts.

>> No.16859536

>>16858562
I will never not love this drawing.

>> No.16859542

>>16859535
>Big jiggly robot butt
Tell me more.

>> No.16859549

>>16859535
300 lbs of robot pussy and ass

>> No.16859552

How can you tell if you're being haunted by a ghost waifu or a malicious ghost?

>Captcha included a picture of a cross
This doesn't bode well.

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16859555

I hope you guys have a nice night and cuddle your waifu tightly.

>> No.16859556

>>16858831
>Monster daughteru sits on my lap to watch some TV
>It's time
>Lift up my hands and slighly brush her sides with the tip of my fingers
>She freezes up as soon as she feels it, she knows what's up
>"Dad, please n-"
>I start tickling her like the world is ending
>The tickle is too much and soon my daughteru is crying and begging me to stop, laughing all the way through
>After I leave her a mess in the sofa I look for my other terrified daughterus who are hiding behind waifu now
Wrong place at the wrong time, daughteru.

>> No.16859562

>>16859549
Automatons will train their husbands so such a thing will mean nothing!

>> No.16859565

>>16858837
I bet with the right diet you could get pretty /fit/ with that kind of nightly workout.

>> No.16859566

>>16858240
because they're smol and will someday grow up to be huge musclechuffs.

>> No.16859567
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Ya boy Naav pulled through.

>> No.16859571

>>16859542
Consider for a moment having a pleasure model automaton as a meido.
Every squishy part of her is connected to an inflating gel pack so she can make her ass as fat as you desire, along with her other squishy bits.
Her pussy is specially tuned to deliver maximum pleasure, the gel packs in this one are to make it perfectly mold to your dick so it's as tight and springy as possible.
She isn't affected by her own pleasure, though she feels it quite strongly. This means she can ride you nonstop until your balls are dry.
She's programmed to know all your fetishes and can fulfill them even if you don't ask her to.
She desperately wants your seed inside of her at all times. She says it's because it's her duty as a maid but really she's just addicted to you.

>> No.16859574

>>16859556
Okay, that's adorable.

>> No.16859575

>>16859567
>Try to lick muscle lich
>Too cold, not sweaty, too dead and too kuu
3/10 would rather lick hellhound tummy.

>> No.16859576

>>16859072
Nein, ist ein Waschbär

>> No.16859584
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>>16859567
fuuuuck yeah

>> No.16859590

Question, what automaton would you rather prefer as a meido?

>Thicc Ara Ara nursing model.
>Busty Himedere Concubine Model
>Bottom Heavy Smug Adviser Model
>Tall /fit/ Deredere Worker Model
>Hourglass shaped Lewd Pleasure Model
or
>Kuudere Default Model

>> No.16859591

>>16859571
O-oh my. That's a fucking perfect Automaton right there.
>spoiler
Does that mean she'll always be trying to do something tempting like filling up her bits extra big when she bends over or 'spilling' lubricant all over herself?
Does she get more and more addicted over time to where she functionally starts needing it?

>> No.16859595

>>16859556
Be careful anon, you might make her pee herself!

>> No.16859597

>>16859571
Welp, I'm diamonds.
That inflating gel pack is a miracle of the universe and extremely relevant to my interests. How much do I have to pay a Gremlin to thank her for that miracle of technology?
>>16859590
It's a toss up between the Ara Ara and the Pleasure model

>> No.16859600

>>16859571
ALL of her other squishy bits?

>> No.16859601

>>16859590
All of them.

>> No.16859603

>>16859591
To the non spoiler question: Yes.
To the spoiler question: It's going to get to the point where she needs you to bend her over and fuck her doggystyle every single night

>> No.16859605

What would you do in the following situation?

>Your waifu just ate dozens of raging shrooms

>> No.16859607

>>16859597
Just make sure you're using those gel packs to their full potential and the Gremlin will be happy.

>>16859600
Tits, thighs, ass and even belly if you're into that.

>>16859601
I hope you're ready for a lot of mecha Snu-Snu.

>> No.16859611

>>16859590
They all sound really nice. But I like tall fit. but I like all of them. Fug

>> No.16859613

>>16859607
>Tits, thighs, ass and even belly if you're into that.
Perfect.

>> No.16859616

>>16859603
Well then I hope she's vacuum sealed, because I'm gonna give her all her expandable assets can take and more.
What happens to this particular model when short-circuit is induced?

>> No.16859619

>>16859555
I hope you do, too, Wockfag. Your waifu is lucky to have a man as dedicated as you!

>> No.16859621 [SPOILER] 
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>>16859605
>assume the position
>accept my fate

>> No.16859622

>>16858851
But anon hellhounds bellies need rest too!

>> No.16859623

>>16859595
Don't worry anon. I know when to stop and I wouldn't want my daughteru to die of embarrassment.

>> No.16859624
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16859624

>>16859590
Compact "Jiiiii"-type default variant. Designed for maximum judgemental staring and minimal reaction toward outrageous situations. Also, better head-pat fuel efficiency.

>> No.16859627

>>16859575
You got some shit taste.

>> No.16859630
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16859630

>>16859590
Buttslut model

>> No.16859633

>>16859611
Allow me to make a case for each of them.
>The Nursing Model is designed to care for young, or those who have lactation fetishes, as well as cook gourmet food. They have rudimentary sex programming in case they're acting as the "wife" in the equation.
>The Concubine Model is designed to pleasure royalty and act as a status symbol. Despite their haughtiness they're quite docile in the bedroom and let their master take the lead.
>The Adviser models are the size of Gremlins and are designed to help you with everyday life, from budget to taxes. The ass is to make it more comfortable for them to sit it in your lap and help, but had the side effect of making them all shortstack buttsluts.
>The Worker Model is designed for manual labor like construction and farm work. Their bodies are hard and they're they're taller than any of the other models, but they're dedicated like you wouldn't believe. A lot of them pick up Dixie accents for whatever reason.
>The Pleasure Model is designed to fuck all day long and she knows it. She loves it. She knows exactly how to keep you going and wishes for nothing more than your thick seed in her womb charging her up. A production error has rendered her asshole a weak spot, and so it can be used to turn the tides.
>The Default Model is the Default Model. None of the strengths or weaknesses of the specialized models but also designed for customization.

>> No.16859637

>>16859630
There's a joke about having your meido crawling across the floor and shaking desperately for you attention here somewhere, but I am not the anon to make it.

>> No.16859638

>>16859630
So you want an Adviser or a Pleasure model?

>> No.16859640
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16859640

Lamia's and stuff

>> No.16859641

>>16859590
Shit...

Torn between the nursing model and the pleasure model.

>> No.16859643
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16859643

>>16859590
Oppai loli model

>> No.16859647

>>16859641
Check >>16859633 it might help you make the choice.

>>16859643
So a modified Adviser?

>> No.16859648

>>16859605
Aww jeez, I don't know how my poor waifu could have brought that upon herself, but I would absolutely be willing to help her out.

First, I'd grab the emergency humpty slime and tell my daughteru that mama really needs us right now. I'd keep my waifu at bay with an initial dicking while I down the humpty slime, and our daughteru would run and get the heavy-duty restraints. We'd slowly get my waifu more and more tied up with each consecutive dicking, so eventually she'd be writhing around on the floor in a puddle of my cum; bound in an unforgiving hogtie, gagged with a ring gag and blindfolded too. Her tail would be going crazy from all the pleasure and ecstasy though,

From there, I'd help my daughteru get her strap-on on and then we'd suspend my waifu from the ceiling so we can easily eiffel tower her until we're completely exhausted. If my waifu was still wanting after that, we'd plug her pussy, butt and mouth with healthily sized vibrators so my daughteru and I can take a break and at least do a little bit of cleaning. I'd probably also take my daughteru in the lotus position once or twice because I'm sure she'd be aching to be filled with the real thing instead of her double-ended strap-on.

Afterwards I'd put my daughteru to bed, and then come back and let my waifu down and free her from all of her bondage. Then round two would start, I'd tie her wrists and fuck her like this >>16855087 until both of us collapse out of exhaustion.

That should make her better!

>> No.16859650

>>16859590
I want the /fit/ one.

>> No.16859652

>>16859633
I still want most of them

>> No.16859655

I think lots of men would like a Personal Therapy Model of Automaton.

>> No.16859656

>>16859647
Just saw the post, and now the worker module is on the list.

But I suppose it'll be the Pleasure Module

>> No.16859659

>>16859567
>>16859584
>Day 214
>I have observed anon speaking with a minotaur who frequents the local gym
>His rate of breathing increased by 13% when she flexed in front of him
>I have determined that anon enjoys girls who are "swole"
>Calculations show that proper musculature would increase the probability of our marriage by 20%
>I will now proceed to become "swole"

>> No.16859666

>>16859650
So you're the type who likes Gentle Snu-snu with big girls?

>>16859652
Then just take all of them if your pelvis can handle it.

>>16859655
I think the Nursing model can fill that role.

>>16859656
Hope you're ready for her to latch on to you and start grinding against you the second you get home from work every day.
Look at it this way anon, all the sex you're going to have is going to burn fat like nobody's business.

>> No.16859672

>>16859605
Get a big grin on my face, get the supplements ready, and get the chase started. Not many chances to run from a nearly feral manticore, and it'd be fun to see just how long I could avoid her before the inevitable rape.

>> No.16859674

>>16859648
>getting your daughteru to help
oh KDF.

>> No.16859676

>>16859672
running with a fearboner must be painful

>> No.16859679

>>16859666
I just want a big happy robot to hug me. Also Snu-snu.

>> No.16859682

>>16859666
Not much there to burn, thank god, thanks to my profession.


Plus, I've always wondered what a girl like that would taste like. Or sound like in moments like that.

>> No.16859683

>>16859676
Not if you wear the right pants.

>> No.16859685

>>16859605
Eat some myself, though it might not be as much as her. I ain't going down without a fight, even if it ends up with our house being destroyed and the whole ground covered in our juices.

>> No.16859689

>>16859605
Surprise her with a kiss an tell her to be gentle.

>> No.16859693

>>16859624
>Do something silly when you think you're alone
>Only just notice her peaking around the corner
>"Jiiiiiii"
I want an Automadaughteru like this.

>> No.16859694 [SPOILER] 
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16859694

>>16859605
lay back and enjoy

>> No.16859700

>>16859605
Call her a bad Kiki and lock her in the cage til she's learned her lesson.

>> No.16859703

>>16859700
She'll just rip it open.

>> No.16859704

>>16859703
She's not strong enough.

>> No.16859706

>>16859704
Her love for master will allow her to.

>> No.16859711

>>16859605
Eat whatever is left, then it's go time.

Soon the entire town will regale itself with stories of the wild squealing that continues to echo through the air to this day.

>> No.16859714

>>16859706
Her love for master will make her stay in the cage and think about what she's done or else.

>> No.16859721

>>16859714
Her love will spur her on to fix her poor broken master.
Love is always just. So acting on love to fix what's broken can never be anything but correct.

>> No.16859725

>>16859714
So she either has wild passionate sex with master or just sits in some cold cage. The choice for her is clear.

>> No.16859726

And suddenly, it's headcanon versus headcanon

>> No.16859727

>>16859721
Master is not broken. Kiki will be punished.

>> No.16859745
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16859745

Latenight Miia

"Of course I would like to know about this reptilian section he is so interested in . . ."

>> No.16859756
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16859756

>>16859590
Nursing model.

>> No.16859758

>>16859745
Sinister

>> No.16859762

>>16859745
Meer a creepy-cute.

>> No.16859763

>>16859590
Large Strongfat Bodyguard/Security Model please.

>> No.16859769
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>>16859762
The new OVA had a lot of good scenes for that.

I want to make Miia feel better after she makes this face and wraps me up when I mention that I talked to some girl at work.

>> No.16859781

>>16859769
Jealous, greedy, and possessive snakes are the best kind.

>> No.16859787

>>16859769
>dat psycho laugh of hers

Never realized she could hit that high a pitch

>> No.16859792

>>16859745
How is darling even alive? Mia would've crushed his bone with creepiness and lamia hugs.

>> No.16859798

>>16859792
He's a harem protagonist. They're made out of fucking rubber.

>> No.16859812

>>16859792
Lala

>> No.16859813

>>16859745
I really wish Crabman kept the identical relatives with different waifu story.

>> No.16859837

How would you go about monsterizing a human female? Do you need some explicit written consent or something before turning her into a monster or could you just take her on a stroll through a demon realm and let nature take its course?

I had a close call with a 3D confession. Help me stay on the true path.

>> No.16859838

>>16859837
>spoiler
Storytime, anon!

>> No.16859839

>tfw no melon stream today
sad day for anon.

>> No.16859871

>>16859838
>inb4 nice blog
Thread's dead anyway.

>Have female friend I've known since middle school
>Were both friends and kept in touch into University
>Never sought relationship because 3DPD and I was anime protagonist level dense in high school
>She was religious and a little prudish anyway, so why bother?
>Got into monster girls and discover the mamono miracles that are dragon girls.
>A week ago She asked me out to a church event but I declined because I was busy because of a competition coming up.
>Earlier today I found out from her family that she's had feelings for me and she's liked me and wanted me for a long time
>Worst of all, she was artistic in school and loved dragons and went by Liz.

If she was a dragon monster girl this would check off every major box I wanted. Now what?

>> No.16859874

>>16859871
Portals open in 6 months fambo, just keep it chill till then.

>> No.16859879

>>16854960
That would be a nice feeling. The only vivid dreams I seem to get are premonitions of things that would make me angry.

>> No.16859883

>>16859874
Thanks my brother.

What do you think about monsterization? Worth looking into or should I just start fresh?

>tfw you've been collecting coins since childhood
>tfw they would make a good start to a new Dragon's hoard

>> No.16859884

>>16859871
Look at it this way, man. If she's that interested in dragon stuff already, she would probably be cool with monsterizing should the portals ever open. Whats the worst that could happen? All you could do is fuck up a relationship you might have avoided in the first place.

>> No.16859889

>>16859883
I'm all for the monsterization, but it doesn't fit in with my ultimate scenario with my waifu. It could definitely be an option for some though! From what you say you and she have the general undertones of a Dragon monsterization, you'd just have to find a catalyst.

>> No.16859890

>>16855255
Hope she doesn't strike a business deal with the student store so she can pedal pills that instantly cure hangovers.

>> No.16859892

>>16859871
You fucking retard. Go get confessed to. You can't seriously be this stupid.

>> No.16859895

>>16855439
Instructions unclear got mindbroken by random girl turned Thunderbird.

>> No.16859896

Be sure your daughterus drink their milk after their baths!

Good milk builds strong bones!

>> No.16859908

>>16859871
Jesus Christ dude. If you think you might actually like her then just give her a call. All you gotta say is
"Hey, sorry I was busy when you invited me to X. I felt bad I couldn't go since it sounded kinda fun. Would you like to go do Y with me this Z?"

That said, I've been down that road with a girl like that and she probably won't do anything fun physically until marriage. No matter how much you like her, that will get real frustrating after awhile. Not the lack of it itself, but more the feeling that you're not desired as a man. On the other hand I've heard plenty of stories of those kind of girls going nuts in the other direction once they get in a relationship so maybe it will work out.

>> No.16859910

>>16856206
Sluts are love, sluts are life and are better in bed than you to boot.

>> No.16859911

>>16859839
Do my assignment for me then, its due tomorrow. will probably strem soon anyway

>> No.16859912

>>16856427
That just sounds like a recipe for a horror movie. At that point it's gonna feel like like EMG and more like "A Day in the City of Commorragh."

>> No.16859917
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>> No.16859924

>>16858111
Oh she looks pretty,
>Sees full image
The day I can draw on par with Hirame and Tamagoro so I don't need to rely on fickle fucks can't come soon enough.

>> No.16859930

>>16858264
We are as fickle and tumultuous as the tides.

>> No.16859931

>>16859917
All very cute but 25 is best. Would comfy cuddle all day long.

>> No.16859934

>>16859917
15 a besto

>> No.16859935

>>16858317
I'd probably die. I have pills that I need to take or I will suffer a very slow and painful death.

>> No.16859941

>>16859935
That's what Liches are for.

>> No.16859942

>>16859917
Daughteru, childhood friend and her momster

>> No.16859943

>>16859917
25 with the tits of 15.

>> No.16859946

>>16859941
I kind of have to meet one before the side effects of withdrawal start kicking in. I'm not exactly sure how I'm gonna do that in a timely manner in Order territory.

>> No.16859962

>>16859946
Act dramatic in a graveyard. "Alas, I, a single human boy is dying of an incurable disease, if only there was someone who could help me." Then you just have to wait.

>> No.16859965

>>16859962
There's always the Shoggoth Solution too.
Shoggoths come to those who truly desire them without explanation. It's a get out of jail free card, you just have to commit to a Shoggoth.

>> No.16859967

>>16859917
Woof
Woofer
Woofest

>> No.16859974

>>16859962
Suddenly he hears a voice in the mist
"Well, get on with it already!"
Those Wisps are really needy.

>> No.16859976

>>16859756
If it were a nursing model in that pic she'd probably be less mechanical about it. She'd probably jerk you to full mast while araing before taking it into her throat and sucking like a champ.
Plenty of "Gluk Gluk Gluk" noises too.
A nice wet blowjob.

>> No.16859981

>>16859871
Don't abuse spoiler-chan, okay thx bye.

>> No.16859986

>>16859763
>6' 6" strongfat Automaton
>Huge tits and a big thick booty.
>Programming includes erections as "threats" to master's safety.
>So the clear procedure is to squeeze master's dick between her enormous tits and pump until it's soft.
>Brooklyn Accent package optional

>> No.16859992

>>16859002
you don't?

>> No.16860000

>>16859605
Activate the anti-magic field in the tower, and brace myself for some slimy slimy.

>> No.16860004
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>>16860000
Also checkum

>> No.16860007

>>16859917
All three are extremely cute but the third makes me feel like chicken soup for the heart and soul

>> No.16860017

>>16860000
I was looking for this post, and I will happily check those digits.

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>> No.16860035

>>16860031
You are now imagining being stalked by a big busty Arachne who eventually sneaks into your house, ties you to your bed and fucks you senseless with only her fat tits and her mouth.

>> No.16860039

>>16860035
>"Uh...
>usually I...inject...a thing...to paralyze you...
>...but I forgot this time."

>> No.16860044

>>16860039
Would you make that Arachne finish what she started?
Note that that means you're basically making her your woman.

>> No.16860046

>>16860031
Not quite a bookworm I imagined him to look.

>> No.16860058

>>16860046
You don't get a title like "Wandering Scholar" renowned for having audiences with the most powerful women in the world when you stay in a library all year.

>> No.16860060

>>16860058
The only reason he hasn't gotten his dick ridden into the dirt is because of the Sidhe that follows him around.
He's too dense to STRETCH that girl like she deserves.

>> No.16860062
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16860062

Hey. Have you heard of Little Red Rottinghood? She's not actually rotting, but her skin is wight as snow. They say she comes for those who have committed grave sins, like not paying the morgue-age on time. If you seek protection, might I suggest contacting your local lichdoctor? They're more voodoo than voodon't, despite what some people say,

>> No.16860066
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16860066

>tfw you order an onahole off the internet, and this smug fairy flies out of the box

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>>16860066
The joys of stretching huh?

>> No.16860076
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>>16860066
>tfw you order a fairy off the internet to help you out with art and to use as a onahole, but you get a shrunken succubus that keeps trying to get you to draw porn.

>> No.16860094

>>16860076
Eh, good enough.

>> No.16860124

>>16860035
I already am buddies with a cellar spider who lives next to my computer, her doing that wouldn't be that strange. Though if said spider turns into a mg I'd wonder if she'd appreciate my dedication to drawing, math and translating or start complaining about how I'm not feeding her enough.

>> No.16860125

>order an onahole off the internet
>A week later a box comes
>A Titania leaps out and hugs you tightly, pressing your head into her breasts

>> No.16860126

>>16860125
She'd better have my damn onahole, it's bad enough I have to pay for shipping her back now.

>> No.16860129

Thick wolfu in heat https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9SDBz1VYAEBMHi.jpg
Please notice the extreme tail wagging

>> No.16860132

>>16860124
My house is currently a battlefield between Spiders and Flies, with the occasional Praying Mantis or Cockroach.

I shudder to think what life would be like if they became MGified one day.

>> No.16860134

>>16860076
>but I can't draw that well, you've seen what I can do
>no excuses now keep contouring until you can doodle a tamagoro tier soft paizuri in your sleep
>captcha homestead secure
It knows.

>> No.16860135

>Marry a Lilim
>She has a thing for roleplay in the bedroom
>Not the normal kind, though
>She kidnaps princesses from various countries, keeps them locked in a cage and taunts them about how they'll soon succumb to the demonic energy in the air and become another one of her loyal Succubi
>Unbeknownst to the princesses, she puts up a barrier around the cage to block out the demonic energy
>After about a week, you "storm the castle", pretending to be a hero sent by the king
>You battle through her guards and handmaidens to reach the princess, declaring your intent to rescue her
>You're then "defeated" by the Lilim, who makes the princess watch as her would be savior is supposedly mind controlled and made to fuck the Lilim
>The Lilm removes the barrier at this point, so that when the two of you climax, the princess monsterizes instantly

>> No.16860144
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>>16860125
I ordered this not some shitty elf god dammit.

>> No.16860145

>>16860126
Why would you ship her back? She just wants to be your loving onee-chan.

>> No.16860146
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>>16860125
>titania
Digsgusting
She is too big to be an onahole
Only small fairies allowed

>> No.16860147

>>16860132
>Your house suddenly becomes populated by Beelzebubs, Arachne, Devil Bugs and Mantises.
>The battle becomes less violent, but also lewder as they use your dick to decide who gets to stay.

>> No.16860148

>>16860132
It'd either be the best orgy or a battle straight out of a warhammer game.
>one time I say a mosquito fight a spider while being caught in it's web for hours until it finally succumbed
Oh my imagine the hate foreplay as she constantly swings in all directions, each tension digging into her bountiful flesh while the Arachne deliberately takes her time to slowly reel her in. And when the Arachne spreads apart the struggling and exhausted Mosquito girl's pussy and invites you to join.

>> No.16860149

>>16860124
It's spring here and my bathroom window has been slightly ajar, so I have three weavers of unknown but presumably different species on the ceiling above my shower.
It's ten feet high so I don't really worry about them, but the steam gets to them and they'll either go huddling off in a corner or try to drop down a bit and then abort when they hit the cloud/realize the distance.
I saw that and thought of shy little spider girls peeping on an onsen of men.

>> No.16860152

>>16860144
>Anon opens a box expecting a spider-girl onahole.
>Instead a full size Arachne pops out thanks to enchantments.
>Anon really should've been suspicious about the retailer being based out of a monstergirl heavy territory and advertising their products as feeling "like the real deal!".
>Before he can protest his dick gets swallowed up by the Arachne as she begins to suck and all reason flies out of anon's brain.

>> No.16860153 [SPOILER] 
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16860153

How long could you resist a Shortstack MG in cosplay?

>> No.16860154

>>16860153
That one? Indefinitely.

>> No.16860158

>>16860153
Zero seconds.
If my waifu took potions to reduce her height to shortstack proportions and then dressed up as Midna then I'd chug a raging mushroom laced shake so I could reverse stand and carry her until her pussy's full.

>> No.16860162
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16860162

>>16860152
In accordance with consilium.

>> No.16860175

>>16859420
This.

This game did things to me emotionally. I need comfort from an Mg to help get over it.

>> No.16860186

>>16860153
About 0.7 seconds. Then I'm going to fuck her like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.16860191

>>16860153
I'd probably end up fanboying more and cuddle and pamper her rather than sex.

>> No.16860200

>>16859605
Accept my fate.

She'd probably walk in and grab me from what I'm doing. Then I can only pray as she carries me on her shoulder to the bed, she throws me on the bed. Then just for affect casts a mummy curse on me. A good 8 hours of amazon position, reverse mating press and cow girl happens. I'd like to say I'm gagged, binded and blindfolded through the whole act but she may not bother to put them on in the sex fueled craze she'd be in.

I would fucking love it if she decided to bite into my neck while mating pressing me. I mean viciously holding my neck with her canine teeth, growling and leaving bite marks everywhere and a little blood dripping from the bites on my neck. On top of that the sex probably will leave me with claw marks all over my body. Marked by her, just how I like it.

>> No.16860201

>>16860191
>"Anon. Anon, I want to fuck I'm horny!"
>But you're so cute!
>"...Really? Wait no that's not the point! Pull down your pants already!"
>Well alright if you insist.
>"Wait what are you do-oooh~"
And that's how that's how anon's waifu became addicted to slow gentle cuddlesex with hair stroking.

>> No.16860202
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I wonder how sense of humor would vary between monster girls.

>> No.16860205

>>16860066
Thicc fairies are for holding down and eating out

>> No.16860219

Every tag on the fence is a person who wants an Inari Wife. If you write someone's name on a blank one, they'll meet their true love before they die.

If you write your own name, you're raped in front of the shrine.

>> No.16860223

>>16860219
...so it's a hit list?

>> No.16860224

>>16858831
>ywn gently penetrate your daughteru on your lap and savour every moment of her hymen getting broken by her daddy

Remember, daughteru hymens belong to their daddies.

>> No.16860228

>>16860224
Go headbutt oncoming traffic anon.

>> No.16860229
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>>16860223
It's this.

>> No.16860231

>>16858831
Fuck off Quicksilver

>> No.16860246 [SPOILER] 
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>>16860066
Careful now, she has way more magic than your average fairy.

She could probably make you her size or worse the size of a fairy from her perspective.

>> No.16860251
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16860251

>All the travel guides warn you about being single in Zipangu.
>Most of the women are so intelligent and kind that you'd probably go home with a Waifu.
>You think that's a bonus.
>Halfway through your 18 day trip, you haven't been flirted with at all.
>Almost every girl has a husband, and doesn't make any advances.
>They do make you tea and incredible food though.
>Going back to your hotel. It's snowing really hard.
>Even through your coat, you're shivering.
>Something moves in the snow.
>Pic related, turning to look in your direction.
>It makes a sad noise and shivers slightly.

Is picking it up and carrying it back to your hotel worth the risk?

>> No.16860255
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>>16858831
>masturbating
>not letting her sit directly on your dick
Sad!

>> No.16860258

>>16860219
>before they die

Man that sounds way more evil than it should.

>Meet your future Inari waifu
>Get hit by a bus minutes later

>> No.16860263

>>16860258
Everyone writes their own name.

>> No.16860272

>>16860251
Ask yourself the opposite question.
Could you live with yourself having left it there, knowing full well you could have changed things at no cost to you?

>> No.16860279

>>16860263
Don't be silly.

I'd write some poor anon's name before returning back to the Water Wurm Shrine.

>> No.16860309
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>>16860272
Probably not. But if you start walking to it, pic related happens.

It's going to make you tea, cuddle with you in bed, join you in the hotsprings and start a playful splash fight, expand your knowledge of high quality anime and video games, wrap you in her tail right after she dries it, kiss you with a tongue that has twice the softness of other MGs, and fuck you until you're about to pass out. As lovingly or roughly as you want.

>> No.16860327

>>16860255
You sick degenerates need to stop making me hard.

>> No.16860337

>>16860219
Can I get a Kitsune-bi this way instead?

>> No.16860342
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>>16860309
Well, I might be a bit peeved that she made me worry like that at first, but jokes on you, Inari are my #1.

>> No.16860359

>>16860342
She really was freezing! Not all Inari MGs have a shrine to call home, or enough Demonic Energy to shield themselves from cold. Seeing that you cared about her was enough to make her smile like that. She probably wouldn't stop grinning until you kissed her.

>> No.16860377

>>16860359
If I save an Inari and take her in. Can we get our own shrine and will she gentle dom me?

>> No.16860380

>>16860359
Well, all would be well then.

>>16860377
Your home can be your shrine. It's just a label anyway.

>> No.16860385

What do nips think of the Zipangu setting in MGE?

>> No.16860399

>>16860385
MGE is made by a Japanese person, so they probably won't hate it.

>> No.16860430

>>16860255
I'mma need the sauce on that shit, like, yesterday nigga.

>> No.16860510

KC made me a lolicon. This is his fault, he better take responsibility.

>> No.16860522

>>16858817
A bit late but I sure hope it's possible.
https://i.imgur.com/Fi3oZAD.jpg
Look at how happy they both are.

>> No.16860549

>>16860522
I like how some of the Apophis' jewellery gets put on the Pharoah.

For me Apophis and Pharoah together is a no no because that's going to happen. But as separates those girls are top tier.

>> No.16860558

>>16860510
You were already a pedophile bud.

>> No.16860574

>>16860558
>>16860510
Now you're just a pedophile bloom. Heh. Geddit?

>> No.16860576

>>16860522
If I married both I'd rather have the Pharaoh behave like a Pharaoh

>> No.16860585

>>16860558
It's the forbidden fruit. That's what makes it irresistible

>tfw no Atlach Nacha to bully me for being a lolicon

>> No.16860590

>>16860585
>tfw no Atlach Nacha to stir my coffee

>> No.16860593

>>16860510
KC made me like a lot of things I never used to. Before monster girls I was a fairly vanilla guy and my only fetishes were maid outfits, huge tits and cat girls.

Now? Most girls in the encyclopedia can make me diamonds given the right situation, Baphomets are top tier and that tentaclejob in the wock doujin was one of my best faps in a long time.
I swear there's something to that joke about kc being a baphomet trying to get people used to monster girls.

>> No.16860594

>>16860574
No.

>> No.16860599

>>16860593
>KC made us degenerates far beyond saving

>> No.16860604

>>16856134
Knew I should've offered them pizza.

>> No.16860606

>>16860590
I don't get it

>> No.16860616

>>16860549
>>16860576
I feel like if you wanted to marry both and still have the Pharaoh behave like herself, you would have to marry the Apophis first and tame her so she gave up on her plans.

>> No.16860617

>>16860510
KC made me the opposite, before I found the encyclopedia I hated big tits, I blame japan and their stupidly ridiculous disproportionate tits the size of minivans fetish, then I read the Holstaur page and now here I am jacking off to pregnancy, lactation, momdom, all the paizuri, nursing handjobs, and a load of other things while also commissioning some of my own. I actually got a boner just typing that out, that's how much the encyclopedia and these threads have effected me.
>>16860599
Damn you might actually be right.

>> No.16860620

Wouldn't most monster girl daughters hope they father dicks them?
He has to be a prime husband material if he was good enough to score their mother and impregnate her

>> No.16860621

>>16860617
Sounds like the Holst milk hit you a little too hard and now you're addicted.

>> No.16860627

>>16860620
Canonically? Probably. But most mothers make sure nothing happens because it's her man. This is why you encourage daughterus to go out and claim one of their male friends.

>> No.16860631

>>16860599
I don't want to be saved.
>>16860617
>momdom
I blame these threads for making me like this.

>> No.16860634

>>16860616
Thing is, Apophis are for being your mistress. I guess I'll just manipulate them both into competing to be my better mistress.

>> No.16860636

>>16860620
Dhampir get off the internet, you're not fooling anyone.

Really though Dhampirs are top tier for me because of this.

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>>16860606

>> No.16860651

>>16860636
Dhampir's are great. Just think of her starting to sloppily making out with you in front of your wampfu.

>> No.16860654

>>16860645
If it's a doujin meme. I haven't read it.

Although it would be great if I could get the name of it

>> No.16860661

>>16860585
Eh, getting fucked by a dog is pretty forbidden. But I could probably manage to contain myself.

>> No.16860666

>>16860621
I just need my fix man, just a few dollars and I can get right man, have a heart man.
>>16860631
Its just the best and I can't help it, I never knew I wanted it before these threads but now I can't stop.

>> No.16860669

>>16860510
I think KC also made me a lolicon. The way he draws the bodies and just the way the bodies are in general excites me. I just want to get on my knees and start worshiping it.

>> No.16860670

>>16860654
https://exhentai.org/g/822871/bf962f4dd7/

>> No.16860679

>>16860670
>exhentai

Come on man I'm at work. I just need the name please.

>> No.16860680

>>16860651
I actually love the thought of helping the vamprie waifu defeat the Dhampir when she comes to "correct" us and giving her some punishment together.

I love the idea of the threesomes but not the vampire turning sub.

>> No.16860686

>>16860669
Fellow human, I too must admit that due to the fine artistic excellency of this "KC" I have awoken to the true path of the sabath and to the pleasures of the immature body.

In fact, you should join your nearest Sabath branch and partake in the wonderfulness of an undeveloped pussy.

>> No.16860691
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>>16860679
You will get smug instead.

>> No.16860692

>>16860686
I'm good. I wouldn't join the sabbath because I don't want to get arrested.

>> No.16860695

>>16860691
Shit actually. I don't know why I didn't recognise that doujin sooner. Yeah I've seen that before and I know exactly what's behind that coffee.

>> No.16860706

>>16860692
It's fine, they're all just old hag roleplaying as preschoolers anyway. Never, NEVER follow them to see what they do on their lunch breaks. It'll break your image of the sabath immediately.

>> No.16860710

>>16860706
What do they do on their lunch breaks?

>> No.16860712

>>16860710
Chain smoke and vent about how much they wish they had a huge cock up their twats 24/7

>> No.16860719

>>16860712
So basically just smoking and "tfw no onii-chan"?

And I thought they were pure little girls. Then again, seeing mature lolis is attractive in it's own sense.

>> No.16860722
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16860722

Pick one.

>> No.16860724

>>16860722
300, if she was actually 1300 and looked ~25-30

>> No.16860730

>>16860722
Anon please. I love lolidom, don't do this to me. I genuinely can't pick one. Can I say all of them?

>> No.16860733
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>>16860730
No.

>> No.16860735

>>16860722
Why does 300 look high as fuck?

>> No.16860738

>>16860735
She fell back on hard drug abuse after so long without an onii-chan.

>> No.16860740

>>16860738
Anon I don't think garlic counts as a drug.

>> No.16860741

>>16860733
But I can't pick!

>> No.16860748

>>16860740
It's the only thing that makes her feel young anymore.

>> No.16860749

>>16860722
suzuka-sama is the only mistress for me!

>> No.16860756

>>16860722
foxloli

>> No.16860757
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>>16853837


._.
also smug

>> No.16860765

>>16860757
>MG tzeentch daemon
Absolutely heretical. I love it

>> No.16860778
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16860778

>Y-You look cold, take this

>> No.16860781

>>16860706
False
Like 1/3 of them are real lolis. Sabbath is kindergarten
Lolihags are shit

>> No.16860784

>>16860778
That yeti looks hot. It probably means something special when she gives you her scarf.

Is it a request for marriage?

>> No.16860788

>>16860781
Real lolis are ew.

>> No.16860789

>>16860722
1300 > 200 > 300 > 3000 > 10000

>> No.16860791

>>16860781
Sabath has kindergarten. The majority of them are of hags tho

>> No.16860819

>>16860788
Genuine lolis > lolihags

>> No.16860826

>>16860819
Adults transformed into Loli bodies > mature lolis > lolihags > genuine lolis

>> No.16860827

>>16860788
Real lolis are only acceptable lolis, lolihags are shit. It's also why I'm not fan of Sabbath

>>16860791
Well, yeah. 2/3 is majority

>> No.16860835

>>16860827
Real lolis are just bad in my view. Undeveloped body's are pristine but underdeveloped minds? Nah.

>> No.16860839

>>16860784
If you accept, she hugs you tight and won't let go until you reach the altar

>> No.16860841

>>16860835
This, more or less.
That's the same reason why Titanias score so low for me.

>> No.16860846
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16860846

Shame! Shame! Shame!

>> No.16860855

>>16860846
She deserves something on her tail that protects her surroundings at least until shee laerns how to control it.

>> No.16860861

>>16860841
Undeveloped minds are for protecting and nurturing, not sexualising.

>> No.16860862

>>16860855
>cone of shame on the tail
Come to think of it that might work for misbehaving Manticore daughters as well.

>> No.16860865

>>16860855
>cone of shame on a tail
What is she, a Manticore?

>> No.16860867

>>16860855
Padding on her tail?

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16860869

>>16860862
>>16860865

>> No.16860874

>>16860862
>>16860865
Yep, that's the name of it. She better behave or else it is not coming off.

>> No.16860876

>>16860861
>Undeveloped minds
That just means they have more starry-eyed enthusiasm for romance and sexualizing than monsters even usually do.

>> No.16860887

>>16860869
One of us! One of us! One of us!

>> No.16860890

>>16860869
What did that fox see?
>>16860887
Resistance is futile.

>> No.16860901

>>16860876
I just don't want to fuck a child. Not judging your fantasy or anything, you're free to do what you want my man.

>> No.16860914

>>16860890
She saw a penis wearing the cone of shame.

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>>16860914

>> No.16860942

>>16860901
I'm not saying you aren't entitled to your taste and opinion either.
"Fuck a child" is an oversimplification, though. With an age gap like that, the man would have more responsibility than normal of protection, emotional support and teaching to make her the happiest monstergirl.

>> No.16860956

>>16860942
Isn't that what it is though? Making love to a child?

Sure you can picture it however you want to, I ain't saying it probably doesn't involve those things. But I mean you can teach a little girl about sex without having to dick her. It takes responsibility to not dick her or resist her coming onto you. It takes discipline.

Then again MGs from MGE understand what sex is and don't exactly need any teaching in it.

>> No.16860971
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16860971

Can a Pharaoh drive off a grapesnake without getting herself GRAPED? Or is it already over when the snake is able to get into the throne room.

>> No.16860980

>>16860971
Probably not. Considering they're both powerful it may be an epic battle of magic.

Or atleast that's how I like to think of it as because the "she loses instantly" thing is boring.

>> No.16860982 [DELETED] 

>Hello, thank you for calling Lady Lucy's Fetish Emporium: We Generate the Degenerate. My name is Kara the demon - how may I help you today?
Ah yes, uh hi I'd just like to know if you guys do over-the-phone assistance with summoning rituals?
>That depends, what do you need assistance with?
Translation of text.
>Oh, that's no problem. Is this your first time calling us, sir?
Yes ma'am.
>Alright, we have a policy of charity for newcomers, so something simple like this will be free of charge.
Great! Great. That's great. So uh, I'm 95% sure these texts are Sumoltitarian. You have a book for that?
>Just a moment, sir.
>. . .
>Yes, we certainly do. What do you need translated.
Okay - and I'll apologize up front for my horrible accent - the phrase I'm looking to decipher is... ahem... j'klzzar... hoktus... m'motiktuu.
>j'klzzar hoktus m'motiktuu...
>I want... to hold... your han-
>...
>F**k off you pervert. [click]
[raucous chuckling]

- - -

>Hello, thank you for calling Lady Lucy's Fetish Emporium. My name is Kara the demon - how may I help you today.
Good day. I'd like to know more about your hosting repertoire.
>I see. Would you like a rundown or do you have something specific in mind.
Weeeell, do you hold sorority role-play parties?
>Yes, those are possible. Do you have a species in mind for the co-eds, or do you want a mixed bag?
Ah, on second thought I think I need something more refined. Do you hold masquerade balls?
>Certainly. As long as there's no sharing of lady partners. Do you have a hall or will we need to book one?
No no wait, I know what I need now. Do you hold hands?
>I'LL HOLD YOUR C**K WHILE I JERK YOU DRY YOU SICK-HEADED SON OF A B****! [click]
[wheezing laughter]

- - -

>Lady Lucy's Fetish Emporium! What do you need!
Hi, this is officer Lenn of the CPD. Have I caught you at a bad time?
>Oh, n-no, no. Sorry. What's the problem officer?
Yes, well, we've been handling a recent missing persons case and we have reason to believe the person in question frequented your establishment. Now, as far as I know your privacy protocols don't cover municipal police investigation, correct?
>That's correct. D-Do you have a name?
Yes, ma'am, I do. Does your computer have a Hol?
>Hol who?
Hol D'hann.
>OH MY FFF- IF I EVER FIND YOU I'M GOING TO F**K YOU SO HARD OUR CHILDREN WILL HAVE SORE PELVISES. F**K YOOO-[click]
[pants-wetting guffawing]

>> No.16860986

>>16860982
Get this garbage out of here

>> No.16860990

>>16860982
Jeez man just put it in a pastebin

>> No.16860996

>>16860990
Why woulod anyone bother putting 500 words of stupidity into a pastebin?

>> No.16860998

>>16860982
I don't get it

>> No.16861000

>>16860971
Easily.
It's called "get the grapesnake a man."

>> No.16861001

>>16860982
tl;dr
it's a shit

>> No.16861005

>>16860998
Battletoads

>> No.16861011

>>16859659
hnnnggggg

>> No.16861016

>>16860722
Yupiel, she's basically my ideal vampire. Smug, can be rough in bed but is extremely caring when it comes down to it.

>> No.16861018

>>16860982
Reminds me of those people that would summon succubutts just to cry. Her pussy was supposed to be wet, not her shoulders.

>> No.16861019

>>16859659
I'm getting a feeling this Lich is going to start her own brand of supplements.

>> No.16861030

>>16860722
When I first saw this I thought it was just some random throw-away sketch characters. But now that I know who Yupiel and Suzuka are, who the heck are the rest? Especially 200 there.

>> No.16861038

>>16861018
I remember that discussion

>tfw I'd actually summon a succubus when I'm feeling really emotional so I can have some company

>> No.16861048

>>16861038
I'd summon a succubus just to have a drinking partner, I would pay with sex after since it's the polite thing to do but I just want a girl to knock back beers with and rant about the world.

>> No.16861056

>>16861030
I think 3000 and 10000 are WiP girls he plans to use for future doujins.

>> No.16861066

>>16860982
lel

>> No.16861068

>>16861038
>>16861048
There would be an especific branch just for that. Succubi that are trained to deal with cranky and sad people and get their tears. The poor sexy ones were getting stressed, they just wanted a quick fuck.

>> No.16861072

>>16861030
Those are the only two with names and books, the others will come eventually.

>> No.16861074

>>16861068
Similar to the ones who open game bars in MGC to lure in the introverted anons.

Succubi are one of the most diverse MGs after all.

>> No.16861078

>>16861068
It's a hard job. But somebody needs to be the shoulder to cry on.

>> No.16861082

The honeymoon with my vampfu will be lovely

will pump her full until her womb starts making sloshing sounds!

>> No.16861089

>>16860982
It's like you just defecated on your keyboard.

>> No.16861097

>>16861082
>spoiler

L-Lewd!

>> No.16861098

>>16860956
You still have a 3D-centric perspective to this. Especially in MGE, there's no reason to assume resisting her advances and not dicking is the objectively responsible thing.

>> No.16861108

>>16860971
She's practically a god anon, the snake is just a snake, her only special feature is she tastes, smells, feels, sounds, and looks like grapes.

>> No.16861109

>>16861098
Maybe I am having a stupid view of it. But I just see it as a responsible thing. That's just me though. I'm all about the body and underdeveloped minds just kill it for me.

>> No.16861116

>>16861097
Hey she is one the threatened me that i must give her daugherus ASAP or she will handle the matter on her own

i value my dick safety

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16861128

>>16859917
These foxes grow like Holstaurs.

>> No.16861131

>>16860971
Apophis lose interest when she gets a man to tenderly rape.

The Pharaoh just needs to sacrifice one of her subjects

>> No.16861135

>>16861131
What if i willingly went to the grapesnek and gave her a big wet kiss?

>> No.16861136

>>16861131
>sacrifice
You make it sound like a bad deal for the man.

>> No.16861142

>>16859917
What happens at 35?

>> No.16861145

>>16861128
I ain't complaining

>> No.16861147

>>16861142
She stays like 25 for the rest of her life.

>> No.16861148

>>16861142
The Ara-mageddon

>> No.16861152

>>16861147
Well I'm okay with that.
>>16861148
I am even more okay with that.

What happens during the Ara-mageddon?

>> No.16861154

>>16861142
Many little foxes.

>> No.16861155

>>16861142
We tend to fifteen daughterus

>> No.16861159

>>16861152
Titpocalypse and Hipnarok

>> No.16861165

>>16861135
She'd make you drink her venom and a new couple is born.

The grapesnek would also forget about graping the Pharaoh too since she has you instead.

>> No.16861169

>>16861148
>>16861159

it's the end of the world as we know it and i feel fine

>> No.16861171

>>16861159
Sounds like fun.

Will Jörmungandr-nee-chan finally wake up?

>> No.16861177

>>16861165
Do i need to drink it? cant i just surprise hug her from behind and cuddle her snek body?

>> No.16861184

>>16861171
How would jormungand onee chan look like?

ANCIENT EVIL big snek with silvery hair and scales?

>> No.16861190

>>16861184
Yup. Just don't call her heavy.

>> No.16861194

>>16861190
What if i do? shes heavy in the right places

>> No.16861203

>>16861194
She's gonna sit on you.

>> No.16861211

>>16861203
if she attemtps that i will squeeze and pinch her scaly rear

>> No.16861224

>>16861142
We must go thiccer

>> No.16861226

>>16861211
She's just gonna pout and say she's going back to sleep.

And taking you with her.

Congrats Anon you stopped Ragnarok.

>> No.16861230
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16861230

What is your MGE occupation and theme music Mr. Anon.

>> No.16861239

>>16861226
WAIT WHAT? I AM NOT READY TO BE AN ANCIENT EVIL HUSBANDO

>> No.16861245

>>16861239
Too bad.

>> No.16861248

>>16861230
stay at home husband
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76vSFX9XpGc

>> No.16861270

>>16861230
I would like be an adventurer/researcher. Something like the wandering scholar but mostly for items and their magic. I'd also be a treasure.

>> No.16861278

>>16861245
i dont have to give her daugherus right? i dont want more than one snek capable of ending the world

>> No.16861286

>>16861278
Maybe.

>> No.16861288

>>16861278
too bad

>> No.16861307
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16861307

Jormungand did nothing wrong,she just wants a man to mate and coil with until the next ragnarok

>> No.16861309

>>16861307
Bitter old snakes who want to end the world are bad
Men who let themselves be caught by them are even worse

>> No.16861312

>>16860971
...I always find it weird that everyone seems to forget how insanely powerful a Pharaoh actually is.

>> No.16861330

>>16861230
Adventurer/treasure hunter/combat tourist.

No theme tune, I'm not important enough to deserve one.

>> No.16861348

>>16861307
I hope she doesn't bite my tree.

>> No.16861349

>>16861330
Here, I'll give you one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU_ZrOjZT9c

>> No.16861372

>>16861230
Merc
https//youtu.be/VvMFhYMVawk

>> No.16861373

>>16861349
That fits nicely, my biggest fear would be running into a Dragon/Echidna/Griffon when looking for riches.

That or running into an Ushi-Oni or Oomukade in Zipangu, they're cave lurkers too.

>> No.16861388

>>16861372
https://youtu.be/VvMFhYMVawk
Link fixed

>> No.16861389

>>16861372
There is something perfectly filthy and fun about Bon Scott's AC/DC

>> No.16861401

>>16861373
Oomukade are the bigger threat. You can see an Ushi coming from miles away, but an Oomukade will sneak up on you despite their size.
Just don't stick around ruins after dark, that's when they start to prowl.

>> No.16861427

>>16861401
That's what's so tricky about them, they're stupidly strong and can also climb on ceilings. Being dropped on by one of those things would be terrifying.

I guess ruin exploring only in the day would have to be a personal rule of mine, it's a good excuse to hang out in taverns and enjoy the night life too.

>> No.16861436

>>16860757
>mfw I thought wedding her to buy time for rest of inquisitor team was a good isea
>mfw she nearly caused an entire hiveworld to immolate themselves in hellfire as a hot new wellness trend
>mfw this was all a ploy so I become contractually obligated to be the husbando she always fantasized about

>> No.16861469

>>16861230
Potion seller and part time adventurer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ_H-_NI4SU

>> No.16861515

I want to stick my waifu in a bathtub and dump honey all over her.

>> No.16861524

What has the sabbath done to deserve their onii-chans?

>> No.16861544

>>16861524
I don't think they get enough credit for the RnD they do.

>> No.16861547

>>16861524
1. Be cute

>> No.16861549

>>16861544
That's actually very true. They experiment, test, use and sell various potions and spells that allow couples to live out their fantasies and spice up the bedroom.

Maybe we should thank the sabbath once in a while.

>> No.16861601

>>16861524
Baphomets are smug and everyone knows smug girls make great imoutos.

Familiars are also incredibly squishy looking.

>> No.16861660

>>16861601
Familiars have weird legs and hands. How are you even supposed to hold hands with your familiar imouto?

>> No.16861682
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>>16861660
What you call weird, I call cute.

They are on the large side though, she would probably have to wrap her hand around yours.

>> No.16861697

>>16861682
Absolutely no doubt that they're really cute. I'd become her onii-chan on the spot.

>> No.16861700

>>16860757
My dick.

>> No.16861704

>>16861682
Design wise I find her absolutely adorable. I'd love to have her as a personal assistant for my daily activities.

>> No.16861709

>>16861682
Is this the Sabbath charm working on me? Because I want to sit her in my lap.

>> No.16861710
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>>16861230
Huscarl / Bodyguard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg34vvqt7O4

>> No.16861714

>>16858176
I don't even know how to hunt by I'd throw away my life to live like this.

>> No.16861716

>>16861682
Lolis make me uncomfortable...

...but holy shit. Her profile is the first to give me a legit boner for some reason.

>> No.16861717
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16861717

I want to work together with a Ratatoskr to find the ideal match for every anon. The squirrels, they know things. But having someone on the inside could be a huge help.

I'd get you your waifu, anon.

>> No.16861719

>>16861230
Fortress wall guard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mDWzu5yxLg

>> No.16861721

>>16861717
Thanks anon.

But remember to touch that tail sometimes.

>> No.16861728

>>16861682
The hands and feet look so squishy and soft.

>> No.16861734

>>16861682
Anons do not fall for the Familiar's tricks! You think they're really cute and friendly at first when they appear at your door and ask you to play with her? Give it a week and you'll be balls deep in a little girl.

I repeat, Do Not Fall For Their Tricks

>> No.16861736

>>16861719

Would you consider tower guard a promotion or a demotion? Would you stay a wall guard if you could? Also, Bastion is great.

>>16861721

That won't be a problem. I love big tails. But I don't have a problem. I love them in a totally normal way. There's nothing wrong with it.

>> No.16861739

>>16861547
>1. Be cute
That's why.
And fucking them is probably amazing too

>> No.16861741

>>16861717
What if I want a shortstack Ratatoskr with the bushiest tail imaginable? So big it kinda throws her balance off?
What if I want to molest the tail while she squeaks in panic?

>> No.16861748

>>16861716
>Any man, not matter how straight laced, will find himself reaching for the little girl's body, ultimately piercing her little vagina with his manhood

It's like KC is trying to turn me into a lolicon. It's working because that scentence made me diamonds.

>> No.16861749

>>16861741

We'd get it done.

>> No.16861751

>>16861736
>Would you consider tower guard a promotion or a demotion?
If it's made of hardy stone and is difficult to topple, I guess a promotion.

>> No.16861756

>>16861741
>>16861749
>Send a rookie to the Network out to spy on Anon that happens to meet his exact specifications
>Set her up for failure, he has his perfect new waifu
Easy money.

>> No.16861758
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>>16861697
Good man, just make sure to spoil her a lot. Familiars deserve it.
>>16861704
What kind of activities would you have her help you with? Keep in mind that her magic would probably make her really versatile.
>>16861709
Just sit on your lap? Don't be surprised when she notices something prodding against her and teases you.
>>16861716
It's the star shaped pupils isn't it? Heart pupils are common now and people have grown used to them but star pupils bypass those defences with ease.
>>16861728
All the better to hug you with onii-chan.
>>16861734
You say this like it's a bad thing! It's only right to repay a Familiar for gracing you with her cuteness by giving her a large helping of spirit energy.

>> No.16861775

>>16861758
Didn't it say in their profile that they can have a relationship with their assigned Witch that is similar to best friends? Because now I really want to see some sabbath shenanigans.

>Witch and her Familiar best friend go preaching from door to door, looking for their onii-chan while spreading the word of the sabbath

>> No.16861776

>>16861682
Want to fuck that tail still.

>> No.16861781
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16861781

Several new wife pictures have finished!
Three this time around, the rest probably won't be finished for a while.

>> No.16861785

>>16861758
I take back what I said earlier about not wanting to fuck a MGE little girl with a lewd cute mindset. Because now I want to a familiar with lewd child like mindset.

>> No.16861789
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16861789

Two more from this artist are in progress

>> No.16861799

>>16861789
I like the body on that one, tail could be a bit bushier but good

>> No.16861801
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16861801

They're pretty cool and although they have a long queue, good prices are worth it.
$18 each.

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>>16860757
>Still no snu-snu from ELH

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>>16861781
>>16861789

dem eyes are so beautiful they might just cause your demise.

Hope you're taking care of yourself.

>> No.16861825

>>16861781
>>16861789
>>16861801
Daaamn that booty.

>> No.16861827

>>16861815
Mommy Ran is watching over us all and making sure we all eat healthy.

I hope you're doing fine aswell Gazerfag

>> No.16861829

>>16861758
Mostly focus for my hobbies of drawing, math and learning new languages. I got ADD and I'm mostly winging it regarding coping with a disorder that I never had anyone help me with, so having someone to told me accountable would be really useful as a mental anchor. Other stuff like getting a job It's kind of hard when your car died, and don't have money to pay for car because you don't have a job to pay for the car that you need to get the job in the first place. and teaching me how to cook would be nice. Oh and learn

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>>16861775
I like to think that Baphomets, Witches and Familiars all get along like close sisters. Just imagine the three of them knocking on your door, looking up at you with those eyes of theirs while putting on the cute act and saying in unison "onii-chan, want to join the Sabbath?"

That would cause many a man's heart to skip a beat.
>>16861776
Personally I want to fuck her thighs while holding her squishy hands as her tail wraps around me and makes sure I stay close as possible to her.
>>16861785
Familiars are rather good at doing their job aren't they? An exception to the rule isn't so bad.

>> No.16861840

>>16861833
Gonna flick that Familiar on the head and tell her to stop chasing married men.

>> No.16861841

>>16861815
>>16861827
I'm doing alright this month, so far.
I commissioned these a few months ago, actually.

>> No.16861844

>>16861829
While a Familiar would be useful it sounds like what you really need is an Anubis who converted to the Sabbath and is now an eternal loli.

>> No.16861847

>>16861717
I've answered enough questionnaires to get my waifu.

>> No.16861855

>>16861847
It works like that?

>> No.16861860

>>16861833
>looking up at you with those eyes of theirs while putting on the cute act and saying in unison "onii-chan, want to join the Sabbath?"

How are you even supposed to say no to that? Damn those Sabbath girls and their cute but evil tactics.

>> No.16861872

>>16861855
Yeah, the squirrels already know who my waifu is.

>> No.16861873

>>16861844
That sounds like a lovely assistant, I change my mind vanilla Anubis it is then.

>> No.16861889

>>16861860
Star pupils are endearing.

>> No.16861905

>>16861717
>Trusting a squirrel who shit-talks and starts fights between a bird and a dragon for a living

>> No.16861907

>>16861230

Explorer/Adventurer journeying to the forgotten corners of the world, becoming the obscure sidekick to many great heroes along the way and known only by my deeds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFBIr3Vx16w

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>>16861860
You're not supposed to say no to it, let the cute lolis into your heart and possibly your pants.
>>16861873
She would probably be a bit bossy but well meaning. I'm sure she wouldn't mind helping with stuff so you could focus on what's most important though.

>> No.16861917

>>16861860
I can say no to that.

>> No.16861920

I want to waifu the Hellhound security guard in the Tricoromille shop and be protected in her strong paws. Any idea of how to approach her?

>> No.16861921

Familiars belong in glass boxes and cages, up on display shelves for looking purposes only.

>> No.16861927

>>16861911
I guess really there's no stopping them. I'll willingly be SABBATH'D and then probably put on some sort of watchlist somewhere.

>>16861917
I sure as hell can't

>> No.16861934

>>16861927
Weakling. All you have to do is say no and close the door in their faces.

>> No.16861937

>>16861920
>"H-Hey cutie"

Watch out anon. She's going to try intimidating you by getting real close. Like her abs pressed against your face with a serious expression. She's going to try and get you to feel uncomfortable or horny.

>> No.16861945

>>16861934
>weakling

Nu-huh, they'd probably say I was the biggest strongest onii-chan they'd seen to try and get me into the sabbath. I wouldn't be able to stop myself from inviting them in, giving them juice boxes and asking more questions about the sabbath like how I join.

>> No.16861959

>>16861945
You're weak willed and easily manipulated anon. You'd be saying the same thing if some big busty cow said you have the potential to be the best dairy farmhand ever.
Incidentally, that would be a better gig than dicking shitty lolis like the Sabbath.

>> No.16861967

>>16861927
>and then probably put on some sort of watchlist somewhere
The list of awesome onii-chans that is, it's a Sabbath database of all the cool people who accepted their teachings.
>>16861945
>a witch, bapho and familiar will never be in awe of your body and feel you up while saying how strong you look

>> No.16861974

>>16861937

What if I get uncomfortable and horny?

>> No.16861975

>>16861959
I like flat chests and I'm going to become the best onii-chan I can be. Call me weak willed, it means nothing to me.

>>16861967
>>a witch, bapho and familiar will never be in awe of your body and feel you up while saying how strong you look

Theyd sure do a good job at convincing me.

>> No.16861984

>>16861967
>a witch, bapho and familiar will never be in awe of your body and feel you up while saying how strong you look
This is sexual harassment and I want it to stop.

>>16861974
Brace your pelvis.

>>16861975
If you like flat chests, then just get a flat girl like a Medusa or a Harpy. Don't get a shitty Sabbath girl.

>> No.16861986

>>16861945
Lifting a pair of giggling familiars off the ground as they hang off your biceps sounds nice.

>> No.16861987

>>16861844
>lolinubis assistant
That's the kind of anubis I'd want. Anubi would be great reliable subordinates and also for the sexual kind of service.

>> No.16861995

>>16861984
Its not sexual harassment, it's like any other girl who hugs your side and strokes your chest telling you how great you were in sex and how you're so strong.

>Don't get a shitty Sabbath girl.

Hey now. What did Sabbath girls do to you? They're really cute and I like them.

>> No.16862024

>>16861975
>Theyd sure do a good job at convincing me.
It would easily convince me too. Just imagine the Baphomet sat on your lap while the other two grope your arms and comment on how they wouldn't mind being embraced by such a big strong man.
That kind of flattery is dangerous.
>>16861984
>This is sexual harassment and I want it to stop.
It's only harassment if you want to see it as harassment.
>If you like flat chests, then just get a flat girl like a Medusa or a Harpy. Don't get a shitty Sabbath girl.
But the Sabbath girls are much cuter and they provide all kinds of potions for couples to use. It's only fair they get men of their own.

>> No.16862027

>>16861967
>The list of awesome onii-chans
>forgetting the list of awesome daddies
anon I am disappoint

>> No.16862038

>>16861967
>a witch, bapho and familiar will never be in awe of your body and feel you up while saying how strong you look
Man, those Sabbath types really know how to flatter me.
>>16862024
It is dangerous. I wouldn't be able to resist them after that.

>> No.16862039

>>16862027
Is there a daughteru branch of the sabbath? Girls growing to become adopterus and getting degenerates.

>> No.16862041

>>16862039
If it involves dicking lolis, I'd say signs point to yes.

>> No.16862043

>>16862027
Onii-chans > daddies

>> No.16862045

>>16862039
QSDF would probably be like a celebrity to them, probably.

>> No.16862051

>>16861984

While she destroys my pelvis I hug her "I feel so safe with you."

>> No.16862052

>>16862027
>>16862043
Honestly there's a lot of things I'd rather be called before goddamn "daddy."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjq0lM0BgQs&t=25s

>> No.16862053

>>16862024
Is it ok to dick the Baphomet, witch and familiar?

>> No.16862055

>>16861995
>>16862024
It's sexual harassment when I'm a married man. Sabbath girls need to leave me and my daughterus alone.

>> No.16862056

>>16862053
That is the sole purpose of their existence, yes.

>> No.16862057

>>16862052
I think it's really cute if my daughterus called me daddy.

>> No.16862059

>>16862053
Be careful. Someone might get jealous, and these are not the kinds of girls you want to see angry.

>> No.16862061

>>16862055
That's completely understandable and I'm sure they'd leave you alone if you asked them you weren't interested.

It's ok to not want to have anything to do with the sabbath and wanting to keep your daughterus away from them.

>> No.16862064

>>16862057
By daddy, do you mean daddy? Or do you mean daddy?

>> No.16862068

What would you do if your normally completely pure and innocent daughteru came home from school one day in a Sabbath Scout uniform that has holes cut for her flat chest and puffy pussy? She is also going on about how all her friends are joining too.

>> No.16862070

>>16862068
Oh shit. There goes the planet.

>> No.16862072

>>16862068
No sex until marriage, like her mother.

>> No.16862073

>>16862064
Yes?

>>16862068
I don't know. As in I'd be so shocked I wouldn't know what to do.

>> No.16862074

>>16862051
And that's how you get her to heartpupil.

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>>16862038
Good good, resisting is only punishing yourself after all.
>>16862053
of course it's okay, only single Sabbath members do door to door.
>>16862055
Don't worry, they would leave you alone if you were married, or at least leave it at a knock to the door and not molest you.

>> No.16862079

>>16862068
Well, I don't think my daughteru meets your definition of 'pure and innocent' anon, but I would definitely give her a lecture about exposing her bits to everybody in public like that. I think she'd be just fine with wearing a latex leotard under her Sabbath Scout outfit though.

As long as she covers the bits that belong to me and her mother then she can absolutely join.

>> No.16862081

>>16862039
That they probably wouldn't have, or atleast it would follow logic.

This is my reasoning: Single human boys adopting monstergirls would be a pretty limited "market", and they wouldn't want to take parts of that "market share" away from the real orphans.

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>>16862052
This is why I am firmly against dicking daughterus. You're raising a generation who will grow up to call their husbands "Daddy" in bed. No man should ever have to endure that kind of torture.

>> No.16862087

>>16862068
UN-ACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16862089

>decide to do a no-fap run as a lead-in to easter
>suddenly sabbath discussion and bonerific familiars

Hell of a test of wills here.

>> No.16862092

>>16862068
Sit her in my lap and then finger that puffy pussy.

>> No.16862095

>>16862089
SABBATH'D

But seriously resisting the charm of a little girl is impossible for some men. Don't be ashamed of that.

>> No.16862097

>>16862089
Flat chests with puffy little nippes and barely dripping loli vulvas anon! Shining eyes and curious expressions, little girls aching to be fawned over!

>> No.16862098

>>16862075
No Sabbath welcome in my household.

>> No.16862099

>>16862068
Stern scolding dad mode, on.

>> No.16862104

>>16862068
What happens if I pull out my dick and say no girl of mine will be a slut?

>> No.16862103

>>16862089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrVKmTPFYZ8

>> No.16862105
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>>16861987
Let's see if we can catch anyone this time.

>> No.16862107

>>16862104
You'd have to find a way to make sure everyone else knows she's claimed after that, if you're going to let her run around in her scout uniform that is.

>> No.16862109

>>16862068
I wouldn't normally dick my daughteru but in this case I would. I would also make her my second wife.

>> No.16862118

>>16862105
You have my interest. I want to drop to my knees and worship that body all over.

>> No.16862120

>>16862068
I would be pretty pissed that she cut holes in the uniform i just bought for.

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>>16862089
Can undead join the Sabbath?

>> No.16862124

>>16862121
no, they smell

>> No.16862125

>>16862107
This

I'd only dick her if she came onto me. But then she'd have to be prepared because I'm making her my wife aswell

>> No.16862129

>>16862068
Hard scolding. My daughteru isn't becoming a slut.

>> No.16862130

>>16862105
Perfect for naizuri, god damn it flat anubutt is unfair.

>> No.16862134

>>16862130
>naizuri
like what is even the point?

>> No.16862136

>>16862134
What do you mean? It's getting your dick rubbed by a flat chest, that's hot.

>> No.16862139

>>16862130
>naizuri
This has always been the stupidest fetish. It's like getting excited over eating a sandwich with no filling in it, and no second slice of bread to go on top either.

>> No.16862141

>>16862136
Its literally nothing. Literally nothing fun or interesting there at all. You might as well run your dick on their stomach or arms.

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>>16862139
Are you saying it's the hottest thing since sliced bread?

>> No.16862144

>>16862134
>>16862139
It's not for everyone sure but it has it's own appeal to some people.

>> No.16862148

>>16862142
If that bread is dry and uninteresting, sure.

>> No.16862150

>>16862073
What I'm asking is if you mean "Yay, push me on the swing, daddy", or if you mean "Pull my hair, daddy".

>> No.16862151

>>16862068
Tell her to stop hanging around with slut cultists masquerading as sabbath, because genuine sabbath scout uniforms would be cute and that's not kawaii.

>> No.16862153

>>16862141
>implying that's not also what I'm going to be doing

Anon it's different strokes for different folks. And if we're talking about MGE then your dick is going to be quite sensitive to pleasure already, so even things that you thought didn't do anything for you may feel very pleasurable. I know due to my favourite MG's nature that cumming from something like naizuri would be very very easy.

>>16862142
Jesus would you just look at that smug mindflayer. How is that level of smug possible? What did she see to become that smug?

>> No.16862154

>>16862105
Lolis should be fucked so hard they grow up.

>> No.16862155

I want a kobold to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to laugh for the rest of the day!

>> No.16862157

>Loen got his hand sliced off

R.I.P, you glorious artist. The world won't quite be the same without your drawings.

>> No.16862158

>>16862150
The first one. Definitely the first one.

>> No.16862162

>>16862153
She read your mind and saw your fetishes

>> No.16862163

>>16862157
Wait what?

>> No.16862164

>>16862157
Proof or it didn't happen.

>> No.16862166

>>16862157
>That exoskeleton!

>> No.16862169

>>16862157
I'll draw a hand for him.

>>16862155
I want to laugh at a monster's tiny chest.

>> No.16862170

>>16862157
The world is unfair.

>> No.16862171

>>16862157
Wat

>> No.16862173

>>16862157
It was work of enemy stand?

>> No.16862178

>>16862157
It looks like we should give him a big hand for all those drawings he did. Let's not keep him at arms length now, and hope that if anyone had a hand in this that they'll get fingered eventually by the long arm of the law.

>> No.16862181

>>16862163
>>16862164
>>16862169
>>16862171
http://loen91.deviantart.com/journal/Shit-happens-674771052

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>>16862157
You better be bullshitting you motherfucker.

>> No.16862185

>>16862163
>>16862164
>>16862166
>>16862169
>>16862170
>>16862171
>>16862173
http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Shit-happens-674771052
>>16862178
Huehuehue.

>> No.16862186

>>16862181
>Not permanent
Literally nothing.

>> No.16862189

>>16862181
Ah fuck you. I thought something really bad happened to him but anyway I seriously hopes he gets better.

>> No.16862190

>>16862181
>"Got a deep cut on hand in a bad spot today"
You asshole, you made it sound like he got his entire hand cut off.

>> No.16862191

>>16862181
Damn it anon, way to scare people.

>> No.16862192

>>16862105
>tell young anubis in training you'll need her services in your bedroom while standing right next to her
>she's short enough that her face is about at the level of your pelvis and she's blushing furiously

>> No.16862194

>>16862184
You know it's bad when even the Cheshire breaks her smug

>> No.16862195

>>16862157
This is all Melon's fault.

>> No.16862201
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>>16862194
A depressed Anon can break any monstergirls smug

>> No.16862204
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>>16862186
>>16862189
>>16862190
>>16862191
you dolts i'm not >>16862157
all i did was some digging

>> No.16862205

>>16862201
>No monstergirl to pounce on you and start kissing you all over when she notices you're feeling down.
Fuck, man.

>> No.16862206

>>16862201
To this day, I can never tell if it's a cat or hound

>> No.16862208

>>16862181
>>16862185
Oh, it'll heal.

>>16862194
Sad cheshires are cute.

>> No.16862209

>>16862181
Thanks for the link.
It was really handy.

>> No.16862211

>>16862201
>>16862205
Please don't give me any sad feelings today. I want happy feelings.

>> No.16862216

>>16862181
Wow
It's fucking nothing

>> No.16862218

>>16862204
Well thanks for clearing it up anon.

>> No.16862219

>>16862206
Based on the back it's probably a Hellhound.
Cheshires wear lewd Goth Loli while Hellhounds just slap on a couple of nipple covers and call it a day.

>> No.16862223

>>16862219
I'm going to go up to a Hellhound and judge her choice of clothing right to her face!

>> No.16862224
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>> No.16862225

>>16862223
Then she'll just throw you over her shoulder and haul you off to show you the benefits of her dressing the way she does.
The benefit is rough paizuri.

>> No.16862226

>>16862204
I don't care anon
shut up

>> No.16862233
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>>16862201
I want a Hellhound to cuddle with me after I've had a bad day at work!

>> No.16862234

>>16862225
Then I'll just use my rape alarm.

>> No.16862235

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Loen's injury won't last a week.

>> No.16862236

>>16862205
>tfw my waifus won't come up beside me, wrap me in their wings and give me a kiss on each cheek when I'm feeling down

Why must I be punished like this? What did I do wrong?

>> No.16862239

>>16862206
Based on the dialogue, it's probably a Chesire.

>> No.16862241

>>16862224
I'm not a lolicon, but...

>> No.16862247
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>>16862224
That kot needs curves.

>> No.16862251

>>16862224
Going to need both hands for this.

>> No.16862253

>>16862233
Just imagine it anon.
>You get home after a long day of work only for your Hellhound waifu to pick you up while grinning smugly and carry you to the bath.
>As she crawls into the pre-drawn tub the water starts heating up to just the right temperature for you to begin to relax.
>Your stress starts melting away as her surprisingly dexterous paws press up against your back, heating up and stimulating the knots in your muscles.
>After a nice long soak, scrub and massage, she lifts you out with her and hugs you close as her body heat increases, wreathing the two of you in steam as she dries you off manually.
>And then she pulls two pairs of soft comfy pajamas out of the closet and hands you one while she puts hers on.
>After that she prince carries you to the couch and lays you down before fetching the swedish pancakes and link sausage she's been baking in the oven this whole time.
>And then after you eat, it's time to cuddle up on the couch with a movie or games depending on how you're feeling.
>And then soft gentle cuddlesex to get you to sleep.

>>16862234
That's only making her wetter.

>>16862236
We gotta bear the pain together man.

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>>16862211

>> No.16862261

>>16862259
>tfw no unagi Joro mommy

>> No.16862262

>>16862154
Lolis should be fucked so hard the force of the semen jet is powerful enough to displace them from the flow of time altogether, making it so that they never age.

>> No.16862266
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>>16862253
This is why I love Hellhounds

>> No.16862281

>>16862105
>>16862192
Please don't talk so glibly about waist-high anubi. I want to go at least a few hours without fapping today.

>> No.16862282

>>16862253
>We gotta bear the pain together man.

It's not fair. When will it end?

>> No.16862292
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16862292

Daily jogging with with salamanders

>> No.16862301

>>16862292
Is tiring, exhausting and painful. But do it for her, she's there to encourage you.

>> No.16862305

>>16862292
Sharing a water bottle after she makes you hot.

>> No.16862311

>>16862305
Indirect kisses are my fetish.

>> No.16862318

Give me a monoeye of any flavour and I'll write a story of an indeterminate length just so they have some OC.

>> No.16862324
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>>16862292
Smug lizard, I hope she's into anal.
>>16862318
The blueberry Cyclops' from the MGE.

>> No.16862326

>>16862318
A nerdy monoeye that tries and fails to be dominant in bed in a cute way.

>> No.16862331

>>16862318
I second >>16862324

>> No.16862332

>>16862311
Agreed. Training with waifu would always make me do it, would share desserts with her too using the same spoon.

>> No.16862338

If your waifu really loved you, wouldn't she have already showed up at your door?

>> No.16862347

>>16862338
If i really loved her I would've showed up already.

>> No.16862360

>>16862338
They love me. I know they do.

>> No.16862362

>>16862281
Bending down to kiss the waist-high anubis. Standing fellatio. Slow mounting sex.

>> No.16862376

>>16862338
she did, my mom told her to go away, so she did.

>> No.16862377

>>16862332
There's nothing better than exercising with your waifu! There's a feeling that's so good it's hard to describe when she encourages you and tells you that you can do it. And it's nice knowing that even if she was stronger or faster than you, she'd always stay at your side while running.

>> No.16862379

>>16862362
Yes to all three, but what position is mounting sex?
Either way, don't forget complete-coverage spooning, romantic wall-pinning, and all the things you can do when picking her up under the armpits.

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16862383

Groovy.

>> No.16862385

>>16862383
I wonder if she would kabedon me and tell me that I'm going to be her test subject for now on.

>try to call the nerdy muscle Lich a nerd
>she walks over to you and kabedons you while you're shivering in fear

>> No.16862390

>>16862385
She wants you to try out her new "supplements"!

>> No.16862393

>>16862385
>Being scared of monstegirls
>Ever
Lmaoing @ ur life kiddo

What is she gonna do? Hurt her man?

>> No.16862396

>>16862385
I'd suckle ones titty just to see what happens.

>> No.16862397

>>16862385
That seems less like "fear" and more like "anticipation".
Are you a slut for /fit/ kuu girls anon?

>> No.16862398

>>16862393
Ogres exist, anon.

>> No.16862400

>>16862397
N-No!

>> No.16862403

>>16862398
I wanna see her try.

Go ahead, break my limbs. See how you'll like a corpse for a husband.

>> No.16862405

>>16862385
I don't think I could ever imagine a man as tall as me getting kabedon'd.

>> No.16862409

>>16862324
>>16862331
Once there was an Anon and a blueberry Cyclops. They fugged.

>> No.16862410

>>16862405
When will giants learn?

>> No.16862412
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>>16861230
Supreme Bard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCQYdgYG7uY

>> No.16862413

>>16862400
I think you are. I think you want a muscle lich to pin you against a wall and smother your face with her tits as her free hand reaches down into your pants and gropes your dick to check how big it is.
I think you want her to lift you up and emotionlessly suck your dick while you're helpless to stop her.

>> No.16862414

>>16862409
Now that I think about it, did MGE ever get any stories or art?

>> No.16862422

>>16862410
6'5 isn't that tall, anon.

>> No.16862425

>>16862414
MGE Cyclopsi*

>> No.16862428

>>16861230
Monk/Martial artist in Zipangu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG7oS8L6aY4

>> No.16862429

>>16862422
Get ready to get Kabedon'd by a Minotaur or an Ogre anon.
She'll probably even force you to suck on her tits.

>> No.16862430

>>16862413
S-Stop speaking slander! I d-don't want any of that stuff!

>> No.16862434

>>16862422
That's my waifu's height. And I though she was a tower.

>> No.16862441

>>16862429
I don't know, that's not really my kind of thing.

>>16862434
Stop being short.

>> No.16862445

>>16862430
Oh? So you don't want her to turn around and mark you with the scent of her ass like that one Meth doujin? You don't want her to get you drunk on the feeling of her cold squishy ass pressing against your face as her mouth wraps around your dick like a vacuum and sucks you dry? You don't want to make you lick her hard abs as she pumps your dick between her muscular thighs? You don't want her to ride you with her super tight pussy and milk you with her superior muscle control?
You don't want her to make you her research assistant for life so she can "study all the intricacies of the male body" while devising the best way to get pregnant?

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>>16862383
Somewhere in this thread exists a anon who would do a double take at a Lich who said she drank too much of her latest concoction before saying something like

>Damn girl you ripped as fuck! Shredded! More shredded than the beef they put in tacos!
>You need to go register your body as a deadly weapon before they fine you for those guns!
>That's one huge bitch!

>> No.16862454

>>16862441
>Stop being short.

It's not that easy.

>> No.16862460

>>16862379
>but what position is mounting sex?
Doggystyle with getting completely on top of her/above her.
Also don't forget types of suspended congress, bending her over things so her legs are dangling in the air, and doing it sitting up so she's on your lap facing towards or away from you.

>> No.16862462

>>16862445
Yes I want all of that! How do I get it? Where can I find her?

>> No.16862467

>>16862454
Do Liches sell potions that make you gain 1' permanently in height?

>> No.16862470

>>16862460
>Doggystyle with getting completely on top of her/above her.

That's the exact position I'd do with my Lolinubis once she's drugged me up with raging mushrooms. Including all that suspended congress and stuff.

>> No.16862481

>>16862467
yes but at a terrible price

>> No.16862482
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16862482

Would you a Pharaoh meido?

>> No.16862485

>>16862482
Only if she were a loli.

>> No.16862486

>>16862481
What's the price?

>> No.16862488

>>16862482
I'd tell to stop bothering me and go back to running her country

>> No.16862489

>>16862467
I wonder if she just humiliates the manlets who buy it.

>> No.16862491

>>16862486
you become amazoness alp

>> No.16862492

>>16862489
>Thanks for buying...
>[smugs internally]

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>>16862409
Beautiful work.
>>16862414
One appears in one YBA and ELHs stories, and in terms of art they have pic-related and a lewd pic drawn by KC.

>> No.16862496

>>16862385
I'd beg her to make me her test subject.

>> No.16862503

>>16862460
Oh. Well then, that's a pretty perfect position. You can either go full bestial and dominate her whole body like that, so every thrust carries her along on the current of your entire body strength, or hug her waist and kiss everywhere on her face you can reach. Or both.

>bending her over things so her legs are dangling in the air
I see you've been in one or two Konosuba threads, too. The idea is great, but nothing is going to beat the position in that one animation, with the girl grabbing onto a pole while being held and hilted from behind.
Though I wonder if it'd be harder for an anubis to grab onto a metal pole like that, considering the reduced gripping surfaces on their hands.
At least it doesn't rule out sex harnesses.

>> No.16862505

>>16862383
Looks like she drank to many permanent +1 str potions.

>> No.16862507

I want to run my fingers through a short Lich's hair while she blankly stares up at me.

>> No.16862511

>>16862462
Just accidentally brush against her on your way out of class a few times and always look nervous when you have to talk to her.
She thinks that makes you adorable.

>> No.16862514

>>16862150
>not "give me cummies daddy!"
pleb.

>> No.16862524

>>16862482
>Haughty Pharaoh gets beaten by an Apophis and is forced to dress up as a meido.
>Spends her days getting humiliated by the Apophis by making her fetch things and bend over with her too short skirt, exposing her copious ass.
>Eventually the Apophis decides that haughty girls deserve a good hard dicking and gets her loyal servant boy to fuck the Pharaoh while she watches.
>Then she starts feeling oddly jealous watching the two of them fuck like animals and decides to join in.
Would you want this anon?

>> No.16862528

>>16862105
I'd like a little anubis to sniff me when she thinks I won't notice.

>> No.16862549

>>16862524
Few could resist getting a threesome with those two.

Also, do Pharaohs retain their power to command things after they got graped?

>> No.16862556

>>16862524
>Would you want this anon?
Yes. I will do anything to win her favor so I can have a threesome with them.

>> No.16862560

>>16862470
>>16862503
It's a great position because she's completely dominated without the need to do it hard. An another thing like that would be doggystyle where you're kind of pushing her head down, but you're just lightly resting your hand on her head or upper back without being rough.

>with the girl grabbing onto a pole while being held and hilted from behind.
I've seen that too, it's pretty good.

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>>16862524
Yes but I'd invite the Apophis to join in the moment she instructed me to fuck the Pharaoh.

I'd love to dick that brown goddess while she has a grape snake wrapped around her and restricting her movement.

>> No.16862570

>>16862549
I guess. After the Apophis takes over she doesn't need it anymore.

>>16862556
All you've gotta do is really go to town on that Pharaoh's plump ass so the Apophis gets jealous and joins in.
You've also gotta get that Pharaoh to admit she loves the feeling of your dick.

>> No.16862583

>>16862560
>I've seen that too, it's pretty good.
Obligatory.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2209906
What I'd give to do that with a Gremlin.

>> No.16862594

>>16862569
Just imagine it anon.
>"You know what? I think the maid's still just too haughty. Anon, I need you to do something for me."
>Before the Pharaoh can react, the Apophis springs forwards, wrapping her up in her coils and forcing her on her hands and knees.
>The Apophis' hands drift towards the Pharaoh's ass, giving it a firm smack while the lewd snake chuckles.
>"Come here and fuck her anon~"
>"Wait what? No! Don't you dare peasant!"
>"She's so worked up~ She really needs a good~ hard~ dicking~"
>"No! You're not worthy! You don't deserve my vir- ooooh~"
>"That's right anon, breed her like she deserves. Just keep in mind that I want your next load in my mouth."

>> No.16862607

>>16862594
Well I have a boner now, between this and the lizard rape a fetish has been awakened.

>> No.16862622

>>16862594
This sounds like a video on GRAPED.com and I love it.

>> No.16862626

>>16862607
Just don't be surprise if after this the Pharaoh gets cute and flustered around you.
And don't be surprised if she sits you down in a chair, gets on her knees and spreads your legs to give you a mindblowing blowjob.

>> No.16862628

>>16862528
>When you go without fapping for long enough that the next time you do, you can distinctly smell the precum
>Imagining just what that scent would do to an immature, unprepared anubis who usually just likes your scent for comfort
Imagine watching her trying to hide it, even as changes trigger in her body and brain that she doesn't comprehend yet.

>> No.16862633

What monster girl would be the best choice for the main character of a short story about daily life in kowloon walled city (only there are monstergirls)?

>> No.16862637

>>16862633
A werebat or a Large Mouse probably.
Something that works well in the dark.

>> No.16862641

>>16862633
Considering the stuff that was inside that walled city, a regular Succubus would work well here.

>> No.16862650

>>16862570
She could use that power to command your dick to get erect again right after you came inside her. I'd imagine all Pharaohs would do this to their husbands.

>> No.16862653

>>16862626
You know what would be hot? If she used her voice powers to make you sit in that chair, unable to lay a hand on her and gave you an out of this world lap dance and blowjob while dressed in an exotic dancer outfit the Apophis picked out for her.

>> No.16862655

>>16862622
>Apophis records you fucking the Pharaoh for GRAPED.com
>Eventually starts getting jealous seeing how hard you're pounding away at the Pharaoh's big bouncy ass.
>After seeing you cum inside the first time she sets up the camera on a stand, bites you on the shoulder and joins in.
>The video ends up being a ten hour long fuck fest where both of them end up ahegaoing and beaten by your dick.
>She has to upload it in parts it's so long.
>It becomes one of the top rated videos on the site.

>> No.16862673

>>16862628
Flush, distracted, panting, salivating. Have to keep reminding the poor thing that your eyes are up here when her gaze wanders.

>> No.16862675

>>16862650
>>16862653
>"Anon? I need your help with something."
>What is i-
>"~Sit down~"
>Wait what are you doi-
>"~siiiit dooown~"
>I... what are you doing to me?
>"~Goooood booooy, just giiive yourself to my voiiice. Let me pleeeeaase youuuu~"
>"Anon? I've been looking for you for four hours what's goi- oh ho!~ Looks like someone finally admitted how she feels!"
>"Sweet Apep that's a lot of cum. No wonder they're passed out."
>"...I'm gonna have to tease them about this when they come to. For now I'll need to get the mummies to clean them off and get them to the royal bedchambers for some snuggling."

>> No.16862684

>>16862570
>You've also gotta get that Pharaoh to admit she loves the feeling of your dick.
Do I have to make her scream that she loves my dick and want's me to cum inside of her? I'd make her do that in a heartbeat.

>> No.16862687

>>16862655
>teenage grape snakes around the world masturbate furiously and fantasize about finding a man to make fuck the pharaoh at school

>> No.16862692
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16862692

It's every farmer's woe when one of his cows gets stuck while out at pasture.

>> No.16862694

>>16862684
You've gotta pound that pussy until she's begging you to keep it in anon. Haughty Ojou-samas are for making hedonists.

>>16862687
Don't forget how they'd be masturbating to the idea of a man who can make both the Pharaoh and herself into ahegaoing cum drunk messes.

>> No.16862698

>>16862560
Exactly, it also gives me easy passage to sniffing her hair. It's pretty much the only position I think of when dominating my Lolinubis. And like you said, it's not really a hard dom sort of thing.

It's even a good position when being done on a bigger girl. You can lick up her spine.

>> No.16862699

>>16862692
I'd grow sweet potatoes to be honest

>> No.16862704
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>>16862675
This is why Apophis is so great, she just wants people to come together and admit how they really feel.

>> No.16862708

>>16862673
And when you notice how flushed and heated she's getting, you have to off-handedly comment about how hot it is today. Then take your shirt off and offer to sit her on your lap so you can fan her with it. Never mind that your shirt's a little sweaty, so you'll be wafting your fresh scent directly at her.

>> No.16862709

>>16862704
She also wants her chosen champion to pleasure her and the Pharaoh. If they try to save their former ruler, she might add the Sphinx and the Anubis of the kingdom into the picture. Maybe some Khepri if she's feeling like really making the royal bedchambers a pleasure inferno.

>> No.16862714

>>16862709
>She also wants her chosen champion to pleasure her and the Pharaoh. I
cant i just play children's card games?

>> No.16862716
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>>16862692
thats why you keep a nice clean compact pasture

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>>16862716
And buy your cows nice things.

>> No.16862730

>>16862728
what do cows like?

>> No.16862735

>>16862714
Why play card games when you can fuck a Pharaoh and an Apophis in every position imaginable as they beg for more?

>> No.16862738

>>16862692
>tfw no pure farm girl Holst to milk and violate

Her Minotaur sister won't be happy but it's worth it holding her down and sucking out all her milk.

>> No.16862742

>>16862709
>a bed chamber full of hot brown girls with the apophis as the alpha bitch they all listen to
>she just wants them to drown in pleasure and enjoy anon's dick the way she does, uniting with her former rivals through their love for their chosen man
How many goats do I have to sacrifice for this?

>> No.16862745
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>>16862730
Bows and ribbons, bells and clinky things, smooth jazz, strawberries, wide open spaces, trees (oak or willow), being hosed off, the smell of apple pie, and dreaming about what its like to frolic on a cloud.

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>>16862738
There's no minotaur guarding the pasture this time Anon.
No kobold or wolf-species MG either.
It's a Redcap. With a Demon Silver loaded AA12.
Farmer Brown is thoroughly sick of your shit.

>> No.16862756

>>16862745
I dont think i could do the clous thing

>> No.16862762

>>16862728
I want to buy her a memory foam matress so when she moo snus me its stays nice afterwards

>> No.16862770

>>16862730
Dick. Generally between their tits, but in their holes works too.

>> No.16862775

>>16862756
It's the pipedream of every cow as she stares up into the infinite blue sky stretched up above her, eyes fixated on a fluffy white cloud dancing about.
>What's it like up there, huh? Wonder if it's comfy. Bet there's some nice places to lay mah head. Prob'ly feels good on the hooves, too. Gosh dang. Wudnt that be naice...
>>16862762
That's the next best thing to a cloud I reckon. She may just keep smooshing and rolling around on top of you afterward while happily mooing, her pillowy milktanks smothering your head.
Not a bad way to spend an afternoon.

>> No.16862776

>>16862754
That's got to hurt my spirit energy, she's going to blow holes right through it. I was just having a bit of fun, I don't deserve that. And the Holst probably liked it.

>> No.16862783

Would you crash Dhampir's, younger Vampire, sister's undead party? If you do, do beware that Pharaoh's drunk so anything she says will happen.

>> No.16862785
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>>16862775
theres never a bad time to be underneath a cow or an entire herd

>> No.16862786

>>16862776
Certainly things that a rational, logically thinking man in a Monstergirl world would acknowledge and let you off with at least a warning.
The Redcap is not a rational, logically thinking being. Nor, it seems, is the AA12, being insentient. I'd appeal to your legs to move faster rather than to the Scottish-swearing little munchkin of malice chasing after you.

>> No.16862792

>>16862698
It's also nice intimate contact with her monster parts. Kissing and lightly biting her ears, her fluffy tail brushing against you, and feeling the contrast between pristine smooth skin and the soft fur of natural elbow gloves and ZR. Reaching around to kiss her and putting your tongue in her mouth to feel around her sharp canines

>> No.16862800

>>16862742
I don't know but it'd probably be comfy as hell.
>Sphinx and Anubis barge into the royal bedchamber and find their Pharaoh laying on top of anon with his dick in her pussy.
>"Ra's glorious ass, that thing's big."
>"Not now you stupid cat! My lady we have to go! This is our only chance!"
>"No. Don't wanna."
>"W-What do you mean "Don't Wanna"? We're saving you."
>"I don't need saving. I'm happy here."
>"How can you possibly be happy under the rule of an Apophis being raped by her champion?"
>"I wouldn't call it rape~"
>"What are you talking about?"
>"How about I show you? Hey darling wake up I need to help my attendants understand why I don't wanna leave~"
>"Okay, I'm back and I've got the movie and sn- oh my. Oh my they're really going at it. Never thought I'd see a girl as prim and proper as her beg to have her ass pounded harder."
>"...Good thing I have popcorn~"

>> No.16862802

>>16862786
What if it's a Cursed Sword-AA12?

>> No.16862804

>>16862786
Can I appeal to the redcap's heart? Maybe if I got on my knees and begged that molesting the cow was merely for fun and games?

>> No.16862814

>>16862792
Woah there anon. You're making me diamonds.

But basically yeah everything you described. It's great isn't it? The one position I'd do most with my Lolinubis. I can feel and worship her body all over while enjoying everything you listed. Especially making her feel good by touching her ears, kissing her, etc. I would still be pleasurable for me aswell.

>> No.16862824

>>16862804
Your mistake here is assuming the Redcap even remembers or cares about 'cows' or something or other, she's just got a weapon and a target to use it on. She couldn't care less about what you do to the cows. And thus is the dastardly scheme of Farmer Brown.
Your best bet is finding another man for her to be sicked on, so you can sneak back like a heroic, romantic Romeo under cover of moonlight... so you can violate and rape your unwilling sobbing milky Juliet.
Not the most effective romance but at least it isn't too cliche.

>> No.16862826
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16862826

Elven hand massage

>> No.16862836

>>16862687
>One highschool grapesnake managed to take a selfie of her biting the school's Pharaoh
>Said pharaoh ahegaos while showing double peace signs
>She becomes an internet celebrity overnight

>> No.16862840

>>16862068
I move us to a town with a strong onee-sabath presence. I also move all her sabath friends with us, only now they're all tall and full bodied with a sisterly disposition. But most important of al, now they all dress and behave correctly.

>> No.16862842

>>16862824
What happens when you're exhausted from running from the evil little loli? Does she give mercy?

>> No.16862846

>>16862775
Dammit man I don't need the feels of never being able to be squished under a happy Holstaur for a day.

>> No.16862848

>>16860778
What happens if I take the scarf? Are we going to share it so I can't escape her hug range?

>> No.16862850

>>16862826
That's actually really cute. I'd love to get a hand massage from an elf.

>> No.16862852

>>16862836
>The two of them forge a bond of sisterhood to go find a man to forcefully impregnate them.

>> No.16862856

>>16862792
That'd be amazing. Mounted doggystyle so you can see over her head, to her hands keeping her steady on whatever surface you might've decided to take her on. You could stroke up from the back of those paws all the way to her shoulders, or even place your own hands over hers, lacing your fingers between her digits from behind.
The best would have to be when you climax, though. Wrapping your arms around her waist like you're going to suplex her, so tight you can practically feel her squeeze that much harder around you. Leaning over as she turns her head to kiss, lick, bite, moan into each other's mouths, whatever.
And when you finally spurt inside, either fuck her until there's a lolinubis shaped depression in the ground from the downward pressure, or get on your knees and pump her bodily up and down your shaft like she's an anubis ragdoll, or sex toy.

After that, you can drop forward and keep her warm under your weight, to the side for easy spooning or embracing, or backwards so she can lay atop your chest however she likes.
So many possibilities.

>> No.16862873

>>16862836
GRAPED sure is making a lot of people famous.

>> No.16862899

>>16861230
A simple psychologist that wants to live peacefully, why do you ask Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yLqkO4Cp4

>> No.16862905

>>16862085
I don't know what she is but she cute.

>> No.16862907

>Thread is pretty fucking lewd today
>But it's all mediocre shit like lolis and threesomes.
Eh

>> No.16862913

>>16862907
What kind of lewd stuff do you want to talk about, anon? Come on let's have a lewd talk.

>> No.16862917

>>16862775
>It's the pipedream of every cow as she stares up into the infinite blue sky stretched up above her, eyes fixated on a fluffy white cloud dancing about.
home on the range popped into my head reading this

>> No.16862920
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16862920

I want to get bullied by a Honeybee class president and her lackies!

>> No.16862925

>>16862920
Time to hijack the school intercom and play this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>> No.16862929

>>16862920
They're going to laugh at you and call you names.

>> No.16862933

>>16862907
Yeah lets talk about absurdly huge tits and onee-sans for the thousandth time.

I actually like those things but jeez, some variety is more than welcome.

>> No.16862934

>>16862920
Would she command her fellow Honeybees to cover you with Alraune nectar and leave you a sticky mess in the middle of the hallway?

>> No.16862935
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16862935

>>16862920
>Don't ever let me catch you bullying my husband's son, ever again!

>> No.16862936

>>16862917
>>16862846
>Comfy cow laying back on the grass humming 'home on the range' as she stares up at the cows, tapping her hooves below her
>'I wonder what Anon's up to.'
>Lazily rolls over, looking around, cheeks resting on her hands as she kicks her legs up and down nonchalantly
>'Swear he wuz round here...'
>Suddenly her copious breasts vibrate and jiggle independent of her movement
>She looks down and sees Anon stuffed between them under her, just peeking out and gasping for breath
>"Oh. There ya'are. Hi hunny."

>> No.16862941

>>16862935
>tfw no mommy Hellhound

Do you think Hellhounds make the most protective mothers?

>> No.16862944

>>16862936
Literally heaven, damn.

>> No.16862947

>>16862920
Do this >>16862925 and bring some incense and burn it near them.

>> No.16862952

>>16862941
Nah, they'd be the kind to say "So you were bullied at school today? I didn't raise you to so weak, did I? Of course this means extra training tonight."
Followed by several hours of rigirous fighting practice.

>> No.16862956
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16862956

>>16862925
That'll only rile them up and intensify their bullying

>>16862929
Of course! They'll even rape you in the bathroom with their thighs and stockings!

>>16862934
Please, anon isn't good enough for the Alraune. Only they're allow to molest him.

>>16862935
But I want to be bullied

>> No.16862960

>>16862952
t. man who has not read the profile

>> No.16862961

>>16862956
>They'll even rape you in the bathroom with their thighs and stockings!

How do the bees know my fetish? Also that bee is cute and pure. I want to tell her she looks adorable.

>> No.16862967

>>16862960
>Every monstergirl needs to act 100% like the profile and can't deviate from it whatsover

Good job having no imagination and spouting shitty memes.

>> No.16862968

>>16862936
Why are lazy cows so best? Especially if they just passively let you suck their milk or motorboat them, with them just giving a happy smile and letting you do what you want.

>> No.16862969

>>16862960
>Not wanting to be trained by your Hellhound stepmom so you can fight your own battles.
>Not wanting to see her wipe away a tear of pride when you come back home and tell her that those bullies won't be picking on you anymore.
How's it feel being so boring?

>> No.16862970

>>16862920
They look like womanlets. Why should anyone worry about being "bullied" by them?

>> No.16862971

>>16862967
If someone asks "what would X monster do" then it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to present a deviation as the norm, now does it?

>> No.16862972

>>16862952
That sounds like more of a Salamander thing. That's actually quite sad to imagine.

>son comes home crying with bruises and marks all over his body
>tells his Salamander mom he got beat up in school
>Salamander mom tells him to stop being a pussy and fight back
>puts him though more vigorous and back breaking training

Let's just say he's adopted.

>> No.16862974

>>16862920
lwa?

>> No.16862977

Friendly reminder that Sunday is international Rabbit and Harpy Fucking Day!

Go out and fuck yourself a Rabbit or a Harpy!

>> No.16862984

>>16862970
>Why should anyone worry about being "bullied" by them?
Don't underestimate them in large groups, anon. Her swarm will have you ahegaoing in no time

>> No.16862985

>>16862977
What about a harpy dressed as a bunny?

>> No.16862987

>>16862969
If anything, she'd end up bullying the bully's parents after hearing the news.
>your daughter got shown up by a human, how can you even look at her with a straight face?

>> No.16862991

>>16862985
That's the spirit!

>> No.16862992

>>16862984
This.

Have you ever seen the video of the bees swarming the hornet and killing it? That's what happens to you if you bully he bees. Except hey won't kill you, but instead leave you ahegoing in a puddle of juices.

>> No.16862995

>>16862984
I bet I can still move around normally even if a bunch of them latched on to me as if they weren't even there. See how they like that.

>> No.16862996

>>16862977
Im going to go out and marry a Jubjub!

>> No.16862998

>>16862987
>t. boring person who doesn't want a proud hellhound mother.

>> No.16862999

>>16862971
Does asking a question if you only expect one answer make any more sense?
If you want to parrot the same shit over and over, go ahead. Just don't get ruffled when others don't.

>>16862972
I could see a salamander doing something like that too. With a hellhound, you can pretty easily see any wolf MG being naturally inclined to raise a strong son or daughter. Take her fiery brashness, and you've got a recipe for a mother who'll raise a strong child, but might not always be the most tactful or cool-headed about things.

>> No.16863004

>>16862998
Not your real mom.

>> No.16863005

>>16862977
Now that picture of the March Hare and a Jubjub pops up in my mind. I recall seeing it in the thread somewhere.

>>16862956
>Anon has had enough of their bullying
>Gets help from Hornet girls to drive those Honeybees off
>Suddenly he feels a jab in his back that quicky turns to euphoria
>He also notices he cannot move his body

Anon didn't really think this through.

>> No.16863006

>>16862996
Now this anon is an anon who knows how to celebrate Rabbit and Harpy Fucking Day!

>> No.16863015

>>16862995
Do you really want her to call the mantis kendo club president to hold you down for them?

>> No.16863017

>>16862999
Now all I can imagine is a Hellhound trying to raise a strong dominant son but ends up having a submissive weak muscle slut who wants to be a house husband.

>> No.16863020

>>16863017
>Hellhound trying to raise a strong dominant son
?

>> No.16863024

>>16863015
>Needing to call someone else to do the work for them
Some "bullies" these kids are.

>> No.16863030
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16863030

>>16862977
Rabbit Season!

>> No.16863031
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16863031

>>16863024
It's the ojou way of life. Get others to do things for you

>> No.16863034

>>16863024
Why do something if you can get someone else to do it?

>> No.16863038

>>16862933
Why are you making this specifically about loli? Also why are you acting like loli never gets talked about?

>> No.16863039

>>16863031
>>16863031
I bet I can convince the mantis to stop working for them with the power of logical reasoning. I'll join her club in return.

>> No.16863040

>>16863030
I wanna hump hump hump that rabbit

>> No.16863043

>>16863017
I'd expect either that, or a son who is strong, but bratty in equal measure, and who takes every measure to disobey her.
Either way, it'd lead to one frustrated hellhound wondering why her son isn't growing up the way she wants, even though she's brute forcing the raising process as much as possible. It's the only way she knows.

>>16863004
Says who? You don't want a cool hellhound mom who casually performs superhuman feats on a daily basis? And who happens to cook amazing meals for you every breakfast, lunch and dinner?

>> No.16863048
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16863048

Why is there blood all over the snowman?

>> No.16863050

>>16863038
Neither of those things you said is true.

>> No.16863052

>>16863048
she practiced seduction tactics on it

>> No.16863058

>>16863043
Says MGs can't have sons.
Unless your mom got monsterized. That'd make for one hell of a change in gears for your childhood.

>> No.16863059

>>16863050
Pray tell why you only mentioned one aspect in your response then, and why you said that mentioning loli brought variety when both are probably just as equally discussed.

>> No.16863060

>>16863043
>but bratty in equal measure, and who takes every measure to disobey her.

Hellhound getting a taste of her own medicine?

>> No.16863064

>>16863038
I'm not? I'm just saying that compared to something that usually gets talked about a ton, seeing threesomes and lolis get some love is nice.

>> No.16863068

>>16863048
she made it with dead bodies

>> No.16863070
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>>16863039
But that'll make her fume and throw a tantrum. And her lackies will panic without their great leader's guidence! Is that really what you want?

>> No.16863072

>>16863058
>Says MGs can't have sons.
Again, says who? That's just you, saying it can't happen for some reason.
I said this already, maybe not to you, but don't get ruffled because people don't think the same and share the same fantasy rules as you.

>> No.16863075

>>16863064
I'm not the guy you're talking to. But come on, lolis get a lot of love all the time. That's not a bad thing but I'm just saying.

>> No.16863076

>>16863048
Because yetis are terrible people.

>> No.16863077

>>16863052
>>16863068
Yetis are scary creatures, I thought they were supposed to be cuddly

>> No.16863079

>Monster girl gets physical with you in an attempted rape
>Dislocate your shoulder and howl like you're being murdered
>Watch as she goes from smug and confident to fighting back tears and apologizing profusely

>> No.16863083

>>16863072
What sane man wants a son over a daughteru anyway?

>> No.16863087

>>16863083
Faggots, that's who.

>> No.16863091

>>16863079
>Rape train MG throws you on to a bed
>it hurt a little
>rape train MG breaking her composer and getting worried, asking you if you're alright

Muh fetish

>> No.16863093

>>16863059
I'm not >>16862933.
And they didn't mention loli. They mentioned huge tits and onee-sans. Those are two different things. Neither of them are lolis. Only >>16862907 mentioned lolis.
And >>16862933, in addition to not mentioning lolis outright, never mentioned that they brought variety, either. That was something you inferred. And wrongfully so.

>> No.16863094

>>16863072
If you're operating with MGE MGs, people are quite obviously going to assume you're going with the MGE setting.

>> No.16863095

>>16862977
I'm going to breed my waifu like a rabbit. Getting a rabbit herself would be cheating!

>> No.16863096

>>16862907
I can't be lewd. I'm the master of ad-nauseum.

Doesn't change the fact I want to have handholding power bottom sex with Druella while she smugly bastes herself in chocolate mousse and demands it get licked off like the blackberry fuckmuffin she is.

>> No.16863101

>>16863070
I can wait patiently until her tantrum is over. You can't show uncertainty in the presence of these kinda girls. You gotta be stern with them so they won't bother you again.

>> No.16863105

>>16863091
>licking it better actually works with DE

>> No.16863107

>>16863083
I don't see what me wanting either a son or a daugher has to do with that, though.
I'm just saying, it's dumb to go "No, you can't have that because I said so" when we're talking about individual fantasies.

>> No.16863110

>>16863095
It only counts if you make her wear bunny ears and a slutty outfit.

>> No.16863114

>>16863095
That's an interesting twist on Harpy and Rabbit day.

>>16863096
>spoiler

Now that's fucking lewd.

>> No.16863115

>>16863087
not everyone wants to dick their children, anon

>> No.16863116

>>16863079
>Rapey mg catches you by the arm while you're trying to escape
>You hold on to something with your other arm as she tries to pull you back
>She accidentally rips your entire arm clean off because tard mamono mana strength

>> No.16863117

>>16863091
Mersharks got a complex about that.

>> No.16863120

>>16863115
Hold the fuck up buddy boy, where did I mention dicking? I want nothing of the sort, daughters are just the patrician's choice in children.

>> No.16863121

>>16863087
>t. 80 IQ

>> No.16863124

>>16863115
Monstergirls would if they had sons. Though that would be gine-ing.

>> No.16863126

>>16863116
Tis merely a flesh wound!

>> No.16863128

>>16863107
I mean of course you can have your individual fantasy and stuff. That's no problem. But really if we're talking about MGE (not assuming we are) then MGs not being able to have children is quite a big plot point. Infact if I remember correctly isn't it one of the goals of the Demon Lord? To make it able for MGs to birth human males?

I may be wrong, if I am disregard what I'm saying. But again, it's fine to have you're own fantasy.

>> No.16863130

>>16863110
I would anything to have her wear it and I'll breed her for the whole day no matter what. Maybe even get some fur potions so she looks more like a rabbit.

Either way, she is getting fucked. A lot.

>> No.16863135

>>16863094
You mean that setting where we're outright expected to cut, add, and change multiple aspects of it as we please, and do in these threads on a daily basis?
That setting where people will talk repeatedly about how subpar the writing is to the point where other people get annoyed about the frequency of it?

Yeah, I'd rather not stick to any rules the MGE setting in particular tries to establish as absolute.

>> No.16863137

>>16863126
A scratch? Your arm's off.

>> No.16863139

>>16863130
>Maybe even get some fur potions so she looks more like a rabbit.
>misread that as fun
>first thing that comes to mind is buck teeth
Could your waifu pull those off anon?

>> No.16863144

>>16863137
It is not! Have at you!

>> No.16863146

>>16863135
Go ahead, but don't expect anyone to adhere to your fantasy or give it the time of day.

>> No.16863158

>>16863146
Just so long as you don't crawl out the woodwork and cry about things which are "against the rules" every time this topic comes up.

>> No.16863161

>>16863135
Maybe not for you. But some people like staying as close to canon as possible because they actually like the setting. Although true I have changed a very small portion of it but that's just the parts where KC said "yeah fuck it, if you don't want it to happen to you, then it won't".

>> No.16863162

>>16863139
I think that would be too much to her. Getting past all that pride and having her wear some lewd clothing while saying that she's my little breed bunny is already stretching quite a bit.

>> No.16863167

>>16863158
I reserve the right to call your fantasy shit.

>> No.16863168

>>16863126
>>16863137
>>16863144
>Ochimusha fight.webm

>> No.16863172

>>16863058
>MGs can't have human sons
This is a fucking retarded idea and you know this.

In a setting that's supposed to be escapism and goody sunshine all around, eventual extinction of humanity, and consequently of monsters, makes no sense at all.

>> No.16863173

>>16863162
That's fine then, I don't think my waifu could pull them off either, same for my daughteru.

I must say though the thought of my daughteru holding her floppy dog ears up in the air with her paws and hippity-hopping around pretending to be a bunny sounds too cute!

>> No.16863177

As a prank this Sunday, I'm gonna paint on all of Basilisk's and Cockatrice's eggs, and hide all the candy in March Hare's home.

>> No.16863178

>>16863172
>thinking that deeply into a porn escapism fantasy

>> No.16863179

>>16863124
Right, because we all know how accepting KC is of NTR.

>> No.16863181

>>16863167
And I reserve the right to call you an unimaginative faggot who sucks the dick of a poorly written setting made to be altered freely by individuals anyway.

>> No.16863185

>>16863178
I can enjoy escapism fantasy without being blind to its flaws you know.

>> No.16863186

>>16863177
What are you going to paint on the eggs?

>> No.16863191

>>16863172
>>16863185
It's part of what has the setting as it is.
Once monsters have human sons, they have no need to pursue outside humans, since their own population will be completely stable.
Which is why, in MGE, that's only going to happen once they've conquered the world.

>> No.16863194

>>16863185
Have you ever thought that maybe because it's a fantasy where real world rules are almost none existent and that problems with the setting will always exist so to complain and nitpick at them is retarded?

It's like building a whole universe with completely new laws of physics and then having somebody complain when something doesn't make sense.

>> No.16863196

>>16863173
I don't even know how a dragon would look in a bunny suit with their horns and scales. Putting up a slutty act for me would get me on the mood to go at it like rabbits until next easter though.

>> No.16863198

>>16863168
I want a loyal dullahan knight to go along with my ochimusha bodyguard

>> No.16863204

>>16863161
>But some people like staying as close to canon as possible because they actually like the setting
They're wrong.
>Although true I have changed a very small portion of it but that's just the parts where KC said "yeah fuck it, if you don't want it to happen to you, then it won't".
And you just proved this. KC will bend over backwards and say that exact line about 99% of the entire setting, and that 1% is reserved for NTR. He outright wants the setting to be as accessible as possible so it'll sell, and to that end he will try to appeal to everyone by saying "Do what you want with it."

So, here's us, doing what we want with it.

>> No.16863208

>>16863186
Designs that'll trick prople into thinking they're faberge eggs.

>> No.16863209

>>16863194
>to complain and nitpick at them is retarded?
It's also retarded to tell people what they can and can't do with the setting, but nobody complains about that.

>> No.16863212

>>16863181
Somebody sounds a bit assblasted for no reason.

Sure go ahead and change the setting, but it gets to a point where it's not even MGE anymore. The profiles, encyclopedia and books exist for a reason. Change the fantasy how you want, I don't give a shit really. But don't come to these threads and cry like a bitch when your fantasy doesn't match the canon and somebody calls you out on it without specifying that your canon isn't the same as KC's canon.

>> No.16863215

>>16863181
Calm down lad.

>> No.16863221

>>16863212
Not him, but the profiles aren't absolute. KC has established this.

You keep spouting shit like it's an escapist setting yet pretend to be some kind of enforcer preventing people from fulfilling their escapism. Do you even fucking know what escapism means?

>> No.16863223

>>16863196
Yeah, I have a lot of trouble imagining my waifu or daughter in one too, for the ears at least. Their ears are already big enough, it'd just look silly. The tights and shiny leotard are both pretty neat though, those can stay.

A whole year is a long time to celebrate though anon, if you celebrate a holiday every single day it isn't really a holiday anymore! It definitely loses the special-ness at least, but I can definitely understand the ache to have lots of sex with one's waifu!

>> No.16863231

>>16863177
Should do some jubjub eggs. They're the gift that keeps on giving.

>> No.16863232

>>16863204
Yeah guess what faggot. I said as close as possible not "exactly like the canon". How about improving your reading comprehension?

>KC will bend over backwards and say that exact line about 99% of the entire setting, and that 1% is reserved for NTR. He outright wants the setting to be as accessible as possible so it'll sell, and to that end he will try to appeal to everyone by saying "Do what you want with it."

So then what's the fucking point of talking about the canon then if you faggots will come out kicking and screaming "B-BUT THAT DOESNT FIT THE WAY I MOLDED IT IN MUH HEAD!". No doubt the setting was meant to be changed by the reader but not everyone in the thread is suddenly going to change it. It's just the option to do so.

And guess what? It creates conversation. Discussing the setting is actually interesting instead of saying every time "yeah fuck it, it's up to the reader".

>> No.16863238

>>16863181
Wew, you might want to calm down.
>poorly written setting
Then why are you even in a thread that mainly talks about said setting?

>> No.16863240

>>16863221
I never said the profiles aren't absolute. But do you think the profiles are just based of made up shit or do you genuinely think every member of the species is 'magical special snowflake who's all different in their own way'?

>> No.16863242

>>16863221
"Not absolute" does not mean "just change everything lmao."
What is the point of having profiles if nothing in them is supposed to matter? Are they just there to be pretty pictures and nothing more, despite all that writing?

>> No.16863245

>>16863223
You can paint those ear white and get them some fur growing lotions on the legs and they'll be good to go. Also, it's not like we'll be celebrating the whole year, it's just that it'll take one year for me to get "sober" again. Though that would be stupid, so I would just breed her hard.

>> No.16863247

>>16863242
>Are they just there to be pretty pictures and nothing more
Well, it is pretty much all they're good for.

>> No.16863248

>>16863242
>Are they just there to be pretty pictures and nothing more,

What's sad is that to a lot of people that is actually true.

>> No.16863250

>>16863232
>So then what's the fucking point of talking about the canon then if you faggots will come out kicking and screaming "B-BUT THAT DOESNT FIT THE WAY I MOLDED IT IN MUH HEAD!". No doubt the setting was meant to be changed by the reader but not everyone in the thread is suddenly going to change it. It's just the option to do so.
Slight correction on this, the profiles can be bent a little here and there but the setting itself is absolute. It's just up to the reader what part of those absolutely canon things they want to experience.

>> No.16863251

>>16863247
At least you've conceded that your opinions on the matter are bunk.

>> No.16863256

>>16863250
Exactly. Of course the profiles can be changed and altered between individuals of the species, KC stated this. But then going ahead and doing something like taking demonic energy completely out of the setting is stupid.

>> No.16863258

>>16863245
I mean, my waifu and daughteru already have enough fur on their legs.

I'm sure your waifu would love your idea of celebrating though, springtime is the time for heavy breeding!

>> No.16863259

>>16863212
So instead of thinking "oh, this guy's canon is a little different to KC's canon" and letting it be, you feel the need to cry and say "That's wrong! You can't have that!"
You talk about specifying that my canon might be different, but that should be implied to anyone with basic reading ability when they see them talking about something different.
Instead of understanding that and moving on, you feel the need to go and say "No, that's wrong, that's not possible, you can't have that thing."

What do I need to do? Make a little header at the top of every post saying "Trigger warning: not 100% MGE canon"
Will that specify things enough for you?
Or can you exercise some basic sense and think to yourself "Huh, this is a little different to the canon. Maybe, just maybe, this person is posting their own, slightly altered version of it, and understands that. Maybe I don't need to police the thread so that only 100% explicitly KC approved is posted."

>> No.16863263

>>16863064
What this>>16863075 anon says is the point I'm trying to get across. Don't pretend lolis get no, or comparatively less love.

>> No.16863266

Oh great, it's the wall of text guy.

>> No.16863268

>>16863251
I'll bite. How so?
KC's talent is in design and drawing, not writing.

>> No.16863270

>>16863242
>>16863248
Someone mentioned it before but I really do think that a fair amount of people want all the girls to be skin changes that don't even matter and anything the race is supposed to be is thrown out the window in favour of head canon.

A balanced character mixes both the profile with individual traits to create a girl with her own personality and a few influences here and there from the profile that while are noticeably present, don't completely define her. I think the problem is that some people just suck at doing that.

>> No.16863273

>>16863268
If you don't give a damn about the setting, nobody cares what your thoughts are regarding it.
It's that simple.

>> No.16863274

>>16863240
>But do you think the profiles are just based of made up shit
A portion of them are. They're written by the extremely biased scholar guy from, surprise surprise, one of the books.

>>16863242
Fine then.

No more "dork innocent Druella", no more dom kikis, no more buff liches, etc. because threadcanon goes against profiles.

Fucking stupid. You will not police what sort of monstergirl a man wants for himself.

>> No.16863275

>>16863258
I meant even more fur, like wererabbits.

But yes. It would be time for heavy breeding and while I'm at it mu daughteru could go out to hoard some eggs.

>> No.16863280

>>16863179
Not NTR, skinship.
You've gotta get your sonnu comfortable with womanflesh or he'll grow up into a dense protagonist.

>> No.16863281

>>16863266
>Every person who makes a post longer than three or four lines is the same person
>I'll say this to try and discredit their opinion because I don't have an acceptable counterargument

I've never seen someone invoke the boogyman argument so hard.

>> No.16863282
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16863282

>>16863274
>No more "dork innocent Druella"

>> No.16863285

>>16863093
Then have the decency to add a "not him" You confusing sack of shit.

>> No.16863287

>>16863259
>So instead of thinking "oh, this guy's canon is a little different to KC's canon" and letting it be, you feel the need to cry and say "That's wrong! You can't have that!"

And you genuinely think the threads would be better that way? If somebody is being a faggot about shit that is obviously against canon then getting pointed out about it should be expected. To think you won't is stupid. Think about it for a second, you really think the thread would be better with "oh and this is my personal setting and here is how it goes blah blah blah" every thread? Does that sound good to you?

>No, that's wrong, that's not possible, you can't have that thing."

When. It's. Fucking. Breaking. A. Core. Bit. Of. Canon. You. Fucking. Idiot.

And jeez man I'm sorry that not everyone is putting you on a fucking high chair worshiping your canon as the ultimate setting. Why would you get so damn assblasted about somebody on an anonymous image board calling your setting stupid?

>> No.16863288

>>16863274
>dork innocent Druella
Is trash.
>dom kikis
Read the bit in the profile regarding lazy men.
>buff liches
Are more or less a joke.

>> No.16863292

>>16863281
Mad.

>> No.16863293

>>16863259
So how about instead of twisting around the canon you so desperately wish was different, you make up your own, original girls?
Oh wait, people already tried that AND IT SUCKED.

>> No.16863295

>>16863275
>I meant even more fur, like wererabbits.
I see. I don't think they'd go for that either, but that's just us.

>dragon daughteru sitting proudly on a colorful pile of freshly found easter eggs
Cute!

>> No.16863296

>>16863274
>A portion of them are. They're written by the extremely biased scholar guy from, surprise surprise, one of the books.

Seriously don't start this "the wandering scholar is a unreliable source" bullshit because we've gone over this a billion times.

>> No.16863298

>>16863285
I'm sorry you can't follow a conversation with more than two people in it.
That's mean of me to say. You're right, I actually should've, and I ended up with 4 different quotes in my post to rectify the mistake. My bad.

>> No.16863299

>>16863288
>Is trash.
Opinion discarded.

>> No.16863304

>>16863298
We're all anon here but that means every one has the same face and voice unless they wanna type like an alp.

You know this place would be hell if VR were a thing in 4chan's lifetime.

>> No.16863308

>>16863296
The Wander Scholar puts pineapples on his pizza, would you trust a man like that?

>> No.16863310

>>16863299
Sorry, it is.
Next you're going to tell me that nerdhounds are just a fantastic idea.

>> No.16863311

>>16863288
>Read the bit in the profile regarding lazy men.
>many of them can’t let the guys who lead a lazy and unhygienic life go.
There's no inherently sexual detail in this line. All it implies is that they'll work harder to convince lazy men to shape up. Teaching someone discipline isn't femdom.

>Are more or less of a joke
Yeah sure. Now they're a joke.

>> No.16863312

>>16863274
>dork innocent Druella

Thank fuck because that's retarded.

>dom kikis

Fuck off with this meme because if you actually read the profile you'd see it's possible.

>buff liches

Again, that could actually be possible. There's nothing saying it isn't and the extent of a Lich's spell casting ability and potions hasn't been fully looked into so who knows, maybe she has a buff spell?

>> No.16863314

>>16863280
Is this bait

Fuck off

>> No.16863315
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16863315

Ffffffriiday night thread fightan, never fails

time for some dank nasheed
All praise be upon Eros
I'm gettin my harem of 72 hottie Houri
https://youtu.be/zrqwsAwQOv0

>> No.16863316

>>16863310
Cry about it.

>> No.16863317

>>16863308
Actually you have a point. A person who dose that isn't even considered "human" to me.

>> No.16863319

>>16863295
Ah, I see. Well I'm sure they would look extremelly cute just pretending to be rabbits. So make sure to treat them as one.

>Cute!
Yes indeed. Though if we get lucky she might even get a very special egg to take care off that is her sister.

>> No.16863320

>>16863316
You already did.

>> No.16863321

>>16863312
>if you actually read the profile you'd see it's possible.
See >>16863311
Now stop your fucking hyperboles.

>> No.16863322

>>16863274
>No more "dork innocent Druella", no more dom kikis, no more buff liches
Good

>> No.16863323

>>16863315
>72 Houri

Jesus Christ anon. That's a lot of Houri.

>> No.16863325

>>16863320
weak af senpai

>> No.16863327

>>16863311
>>16863321
Come on anon, you were so close.
>However, in what may be a vestige from the age of the former demon lords when they had a habit of viewing the lazy as prey and devouring them alive, they will show the face of their monstrous nature more strongly than usual.

>> No.16863329

>>16863314
I don't really see it as a bait but I guess I can see why some people would. It's best to stop talking about it.

>> No.16863331

>>16863321
Did you read the part that says they're Maid and that they do anything to please their masters? I thought it was pretty obvious. Ever think that maybe a master with a femdom fetish would get completely ignored by a Kikimora "trying to please her mastah"?

>> No.16863334

>>16863287
>you really think the thread would be better with "oh and this is my personal setting and here is how it goes blah blah blah" every thread? Does that sound good to you?
Well, it wouldn't be like that. Because people can and do talk about non-canon stuff here all the time, and it goes down fine. It's only when people like you get upset and feel the need to make a 100-post argument saying it's not allowed, that things fall apart.

>Why would you get so damn assblasted about somebody on an anonymous image board calling your setting stupid?
Why would you get so damn assblasted about somebody on an anonymous image board talking about hypothetical scenarios in an altered, but still recognisable setting?
That's literally all this is, what this was started over. The idea of hellhound moms and how they'd raise sons. But there you go, screeching about "BREAKING CORE CANON" and so on, and turning that innocent premise into a shitstorm. So good job policing the thread. It looks great right now because of you.

>> No.16863335

>>16863282
I want to cuddle this dork!

>> No.16863336

>>16863308
>>16863317
>Wandering Scholar doesn't give a fuck about some retarded meme
All the more reason to trust him.

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16863338

>>16863315
Post devout Eros girls

>> No.16863339

>>16863319
>So make sure to treat them as one.
The closest we'd probably get is the shiny latex leotards and maybe some bondage that makes my waifu and daughteru have to hop to move around. That and the breeding of course.

>Yes indeed. Though if we get lucky she might even get a very special egg to take care off that is her sister.
I can only imagine how much breeding you'd have to do with a dragon to conceive an egg in one day.

>> No.16863342

>>16863317
Not even the Order does that shit and they slaughter innocents by the thousands.

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16863346

>>16863323
>Jesus Christ
See now there's your first problem, kaffir
I'd gladly satisfy that harem, especially if they all had different bodytypes

>> No.16863348

>>16863327
>>16863331
Your speculations are rendered moot by this
>They basically don’t personally assault or tempt men. They also don’t seek sexual gratification if their master doesn’t want it

So no, any "monstrous nature" they may show is related to their want for the D, which they'll only try to persuade their masters into giving them, not straight up domming them.

>> No.16863350

>>16863334
>Well, it wouldn't be like that. Because people can and do talk about non-canon stuff here all the time, and it goes down fine. It's only when people like you get upset and feel the need to make a 100-post argument saying it's not allowed, that things fall apart.

If you studied the thread for more than an hour you'd see how annoying that gets. And having a thread full of that would be even more annoying. Also stop being a hypocrite because you're also the one continuing this argument. If you're so inept on getting annoyed about a long argument you can stop replying at any time.

Also people aren't getting annoyed about Hellhounds raising sons. Stop over simplifying it. Because it implies that monster girls can birth human boys. That's something that is strictly a plot point in which they cannot do and is arguably one of the main reasons the demon lord is trying to take over the world. Did you read the encyclopaedia? Changing such a large plot point is pretty stupid.

>> No.16863351

>>16863342
>and they slaughter innocents by the thousands
They're actually competent enough to do that? I thought their gimmick was just sending heroes and soldiers into demon realms that never returned.

>> No.16863355

>>16863287
Stop. Typing. Like. This. You. Faggot.

>> No.16863359

>>16863348
>not addressing my point

>> No.16863360

>>16863351
Hyperbole, but you get the point.

>> No.16863361

>>16863348
The latter part of the profile exists to show that there is a change in their behavior when they have a lazy master. It even gives an example of them waking master up with a blowjob; that's hardly not "assaulting" them.

>> No.16863362

>>16863339
Goddess of rabbits blessed us. It would be a easter miracle! Though I was again just joking, it would be hard to pop up another daughteru out of nowhere like that and there is no way she would instantly lay it. I could try some very lewd and perverted things involving eggs, but that would be too lewd for me.

>breeding of course
That's what I was talking about.

>> No.16863364

>>16863334
Nice high horse, anon, but it takes two to argue.

>> No.16863370

>>16863362
>I could try some very lewd and perverted things involving eggs, but that would be too lewd for me.
I mean, there are always egg vibrators and egg-shaped butt plugs anon! I don't see anything too terribly lewd about those, though they would add a neat extra bit of lewdness.

>> No.16863372
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16863372

Automaton facesitting.

>> No.16863376

>>16863359
>Ever think that maybe a master with a femdom fetish would get completely ignored by a Kikimora "trying to please her mastah"?
So you want kikimoras do dom their masters if they want it? You mean like molding the profile to fit your tasters? Something you people are blatantly telling others that they CAN'T do?

Nice.

>>16863361
Getting a random surprise blowjob by your servant when you wake up =/= being dommed.

You're warping the meaning of femdom. You could very well wake up to a blowjob by any sub mg.

>> No.16863375

>>16863372
>*muffled clanging noises*

>> No.16863377

>>16863338
Eros Paladin is a loose cannon, but he's damn good at spreading 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮.

Just ask his Cupid partner.

>> No.16863382

>>16863334
You seem to not understand that the thread wasn't annoyed at you wanting to have head canon where MGs can give birth to boys. It was annoyed because it sounded like somebody blatantly hasn't read any source material and is implying their headcanon is factual without saying something like "adopted". I mean would it have killed to say that? Nobody really cares about your personal headcanon so to splatter it pointlessly on the thread is stupid.

>> No.16863383

>>16863376
>You mean like molding the profile to fit your tasters?
But his example was straight from the profile, retard.

>> No.16863384

>>16863375
The only clangy bits on Automatons are their armor and weaponry.

>> No.16863388

>>16863382
>Policing people's escapism
Stop.

>> No.16863391

>>16863334
>It's only when people like you get upset and feel the need to make a 100-post argument saying it's not allowed, that things fall apart.
And you clearly didn't do anything wrong here, like getting excessively angry arguing about stupid shit, and drawing in things like profiles with false equivalences and other logical fallacies that didn't have anything to do with the original argument?

>> No.16863393

>>16863376
>You mean like molding the profile to fit your tasters? Something you people are blatantly telling others that they CAN'T do?

What part of your ass are you pulling that from? Where the fuck did I say something that goes against the profile? Are you trying to tell me a Kiki won't please her master even though it says that what they do?

>> No.16863394

>>16863383
>"Ever think that maybe"
>Straight from the profile
It's not. It's your fucking headcanon. Out with it already, you faggot.

>> No.16863395

>>16863350
Talk about how annoying what gets? The arguments? Yeah, sure.
Because the non-canon stuff by itself isn't annoying. See every discussion where we take the MGE girls into a different setting. Like all the space stuff people like to talk about, for just one example.
And it'd never be a full thread. You say that people aren't allowed to talk about their own settings, because it's all that the thread will become, but that's wrong. MGE won't stop existing. It'll still be the main common ground everyone knows, and because of that, will be the majority focus of discussion, for better or worse.

>Also stop being a hypocrite because you're also the one continuing this argument. If you're so inept on getting annoyed about a long argument you can stop replying at any time.
Like >>16863364 says, takes two to argue. You're just as guilty as me, and if I'm a hypocrite, so are you.

>That's something that is strictly a plot point in which they cannot do and is arguably one of the main reasons the demon lord is trying to take over the world. Did you read the encyclopaedia? Changing such a large plot point is pretty stupid.
And yet, didn't KC say in a Q&A that there's a miniscule chance of monstergirls giving birth to human sons, specifically to allow these kinds of fantasies?

>> No.16863396

>>16863370
I'm just not too inclined to use them. Things like shoving some up my waifu's butt and pussy and then fucking her while massaging her vibrating belly until she squirts and starts laying them.

It would just be a little special event for easter.

>> No.16863397

>>16863377
>Eros Paladin's Cupid wife always seems so Kuu and maybe even a little annoyed at her husband's antics
>One day some other human women ask her why she stays with him
>She simply holds her hands out in front of her a sizable distance apart, then cups them in a wide circle before walking away following behind him
>Human women look confused but suddenly all go wide eyed and blush with realization, taking a second look at the flexing Eros Paladin as he walks along singing glam metal songs about luvin

>> No.16863400

OH MY GOD

WHO THE HELL CARES

>> No.16863402

>>16863388
>being triggered that people are calling you on your bullshit
After you dude.

>> No.16863403

>>16863400
Autistic KCanonfags.

>> No.16863404

>>16863397
>They just now notice that what they thought was the Cupid's usual sashaying gait actually looks like a clever way of hiding a limp

>> No.16863409

>>16863397
>>16863404
They don't call him the 'Hammer of love' for nothin.

>> No.16863410

>>16863393
The profile explicitly says that they won't do it if their master doesn't fucking want it. That alone discards the possibility of them being femdom girls.

You wanna follow the profile? Here's your goddamn profile.

>> No.16863413

>>16863403
Rather autistic canonfags than that guy trying to push NTR and passing it off as "skinship."

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>>16863338
Arrow of Love~

>> No.16863415

>>16863382
Would it have killed you to just fill in the blanks with that adoption bit you want?
I never said my "headcanon" was factual. In fact, I never outright said the thing about monstergirls giving birth to human sons easily was factual, either.
It's possible to make up a scenario for the purpose of a single post or question, without having to internalise it as your "headcanon" or explicitely establish every single new rule. That's what hypothetical questions posted to the threads are.

>> No.16863416

>>16863395
Nobody gives a rat's ass about your personal setting and wanting to discuss how your setting is different from MGE. You aren't a special snowflake and nobody cares.

>You're just as guilty as me, and if I'm a hypocrite, so are you.

I never said I wasn't guilty. But I'm not the one bitching about an argument I keep contributing to, I.e (you).

>didn't KC say in a Q&A that there's a miniscule chance of monstergirls giving birth to human sons, specifically to allow these kinds of fantasies?

Proof? Source? Citation?

>> No.16863417

>>16863410
But the master wants them to take charge.
I don't understand why it's this hard for you to put 2 and 2 together.

>> No.16863418

>>16863413
They're both shit.

>> No.16863421

>>16863410
>The profile explicitly says that they won't do it if their master doesn't fucking want it. That alone discards the possibility of them being femdom girls.

Wait, are you actually retarded or is this bait? Are you trying to imply that a femdom fetish master doesn't want a Kiki maid to do femdom on him?

What kind of mental gymnastics are going on inside your head?

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>>16863414
Hey, wait a minute... something about that Cupid seems off...

>> No.16863424

>>16863396
>Things like shoving some up my waifu's butt and pussy and then fucking her while massaging her vibrating belly until she squirts and starts laying them.
Aww jeez anon, that certainly sounds like a good way to celebrate with breeding.

I feel you though, there are definitely some things we keep for only the most special of occasions too. The idea of plugging my waifu and daughteru up with vibrating regular egg-sized and shaped plugs for the whole holiday (minus the times we're breeding of course) sounds quite nice.

>> No.16863427

How chuuni would your love story be?
>"The wind...is troubled today."
>"But this wind...is weeping just a little."

>> No.16863429

The only submissive girl that exists are Kobolds.

>> No.16863433

>>16863429
That's not true

>> No.16863435

>>16863417
>But the master wants them to take charge.
Headcanon.

Christ, you lot are a fucking tumor. Always wanting more and more. Fucking double standards.

>>16863421
>They seek out men who are worth serving for life. They especially prefer diligent workers
They seek out men who're in charge. Cry harder.

>> No.16863436

>>16863427
Not at all.
Chuuni gets met with "no sex tonight."

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16863438

>>16863414
Soldier of Love~

>> No.16863439

>>16863427
Mine and my waifu's would be a lot more sappy than chuuni.

>> No.16863444

>>16863429
>different kinds of bait!

>> No.16863446

>>16863433
Are there any other girls that say "Disposition: Submissive" in their profiles? I'm not trying to start and argument, I'm just genuinely wondering if any other girls have that.

>> No.16863449

>>16863438
What an ugly face.

>> No.16863451

>>16863435
>They seek out men who're in charge. Cry harder.

Fuck me this is some poor ass excuses. So because somebody is a hard worker = they don't have fetishes?

Fucking hell you're stupid.

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>>16863435
>what a master wants is headcanon
????

>> No.16863457

>>16863438
>that vape

>> No.16863460

>>16863451
>>16863453
It's never said in the profile that they'll dom their, not once. You can keep replying, it won't change the face that you've been proven wrong with your own argument.

No headcanons allowed. That's what you get.

>> No.16863463

>>16863427
I have no idea. I find the whole chuuni things both very silly yet extremely cute.

>> No.16863464

>>16863446
No.

>> No.16863466

Look around anons. This is what lack of an MG wife does to people. Their anger, their hatred, their disdain.

When will we all get our wives who will stop us from being like this?

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>>16863427

>> No.16863472
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I'm not angry at you guys, just disappointed, if monster girls were real a Hakutaku would probably give you all a spanking right now, or let you spank her to release your stress if that's what you needed.

>> No.16863473

>>16863424
Though now I got myself wondering a little scenario. While we are cuddling after the rough fucking and after she laid the eggs she would get way too clingy.
I would ask her what's up, and she would answer with "You know, laying those eggs felt really good. I want to do it again, anon, but this time I want it to be a real one." Now this would trigger my husband instincts so hard I would go crazy.

>> No.16863474

>>16863466
I mean I'm not arguing with random people on the internet and last I checked I'm not getting my cock sucked by some busty monster coed

>> No.16863477

>>16863427
>my story isn't in the slightest chuuni

Should I be worried? Should I make it chuuni?

>> No.16863480

>>16863415
What would've been the reasonable course of action after somebody told you monsters can't birth sons in MGE would've been just clarifying he was adopted.
What wasn't a reasonable course of action was autistically lashing out and starting a giant argument over literally fucking nothing, while calling the canon setting shit and dragging in more and more unrelated nonsense to derail the discussion even more when you realized you have no argument, and strawmanning with how mutable or immutable profiles are when the profiles had nothing to do with the original son argument.

You started a stupid shitstorm, AND an even more inane sub-shitstorm about profiles, just because you are retarded.

>> No.16863481

>>16863477
No. That's means you're doing just fine.

>> No.16863482

>>16863427
Meeting in battle with weapons that can only incapacitate the other, either in pleasure or restraints, or being given a contract I could not refuse.

>> No.16863483

>>16863296
>don't start this "the wandering scholar is a unreliable source" bullshit
Kc literally claims that he is

>> No.16863484

>>16863477
Chuuni is a special thing.
You have to be the same type of person who could appreciate wrestling kayfabe or really hammy acting.

>> No.16863488

>>16863472
Miss Hakutaku would be disappointed and so would our waifus. I wonder if Miss Hakutaku would let me lean on her shoulder and listen as I complained about all the things that make me angry.

>> No.16863491

>>16863483
Anon, we finally got a huge argument over this to finally calm down.
So I'm going to ask you to kindly fuck off.

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>>16863484
OH YEEAH YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN, YEEAH
NO ONE CALLS OUT THE MONSTERGIRL WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION, YEEAH

>> No.16863497

>>16863473
I was thinking that too, but I wasn't sure how to mention it. I'm sure you'd oblige her though, how long would it take for you two to make another daughteru?

>> No.16863499

>>16863495
Is this a Mr.Torgue reference?

https://youtu.be/KM7hLzhAdD8

>> No.16863500

>>16863491
That's a bit of a hasty claim isn't it? That post was a mere 40 minutes ago. Can it be called "over"?

>> No.16863509

>>16863482
>meeting an Ogre in battle with handcuffs and fisticuffs
>intimidating your Lizardman opponent with your dildo bat
>transitioning from arm bar to arm binder in the same duel
>rope-style kung fu against a Hinezumi, culminating in a gag under her pronounced incisors when she squeaks her suprise

I dig it

>> No.16863511

>>16863499
I hate you and I hate Anthony Burch.

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>>16863488
I'm sure she would listen with a smile and tell you what you need to do to control your anger. Maybe she might do special anger management classes after hours.

>> No.16863522

>>16863497
No idea. I started imagining my daughteru around one year and a half after my waifu settled in my mind, and considering I just threw my daughteru at the age of 7 and we would be breeding since she was born maybe a year or two. There is some weird time bending going on in my mind.

But eh, I'm fine with the way things are now. One daughteru and two adopted one, if she wanted more I would go at it for her, but would rather keep things normal like that.

>> No.16863523

>>16863514
>Maybe she might do special anger management classes after hours.

I don't want to be that kid again

But seriously, what goes on in these "special anger management classes"? What could miss Hakutaku do to an angered student?

>> No.16863525

>>16863523
It's not what she'd do to him.
It's what she'd let him do to her.

>> No.16863527

>>16863514
I'm not sure that you are really sure

>> No.16863528

>>16863282
Is this how Druella inflitrates Order cities and corrupts them from within?

>> No.16863530

>>16863525
Would she bend over the table, pull down her panties and tell him that he can pound the shit out of her ass to cool him off?

Smart cow is lewd cow

>> No.16863531

>>16863528
Idol Lilims capturing the heart of the prudes.

>> No.16863538

>>16863531
Prudes are not for corrupting.

>> No.16863539

>>16863499
Get this filth out of my thread.

>> No.16863540

>>16863528
You'd think they'd see it coming after the fourth or fifth time, but it keeps happening.

>> No.16863541

>>16863531
Would she do pure straight from the heart singing or some evil scheme where she infuses the sound waves with demonic energy to make even the most prude of men want to pound some pussy.

>> No.16863543

>>16863472
Corporal punishment is not allowed at school, Miss Cakesworth!

>> No.16863547

>>16863522
>There is some weird time bending going on in my mind.
I feel you on that anon, I've always imagined my daughteru as being around 8 but my waifu and I would likely wait a year or two before having her which would put my waifu and I in our early 30s. I try not to spent too much time puzzling over it.

I definitely like where thing are now with it being just me, my waifu and our daughteru too, adding anyone to our dynamic would just be too weird.

What species are your adopted daughterus?

>> No.16863548

>>16863530
With special focus on spanking and letting it's hypnotic jiggling put him in a state of calm.
That is, after he full on rails it angrily for an hour or more until she's a drooling ahegao'd mess on her desk and her knees give out.

>> No.16863549

>>16863499
As much as I enjoy some of Mr. Torgue's moments, what the hell are you thinking?
Get educated son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

>> No.16863552

>>16863523
It's okay, I was that kid too.

Anger management classes would generally be her helping students relax by playing fitting music and guiding them through breathing exercises although if she really, really liked a specific student she might let him use her breasts in place of stress relief balls.

>> No.16863555

>>16863522
>I just threw my daughteru at the age of 7 and we would be breeding since she was born
I need a cup of coffee because for a moment I thought QSDF turned more degenerate than usual

>> No.16863556

>>16863549
I smile like a fucking schoolgirl every god damn time
I fucking love cocaine

>> No.16863558

>>16863514
Teaching doesn't pay well I heard.

Maybe she should moonlight as a maid.

>> No.16863560

>>16863541
Mate, just thinking about her idol uniform, a wink and a little pantyshot made my dick go berserk. I'm sure the last thing she'll need is magic when she has a lilim body. Though sirens would sing along.

>>16863538
She is not corrupting them, just showing what they are missing.

>> No.16863562

>>16863548
>hypnotic ass jiggling that calms you down

Yes!

>spoiler

YES!

>> No.16863567

>>16863560
>Mate, just thinking about her idol uniform, a wink and a little pantyshot made my dick go berserk.

Yup I think I'm currently joining you.

>> No.16863569

>>16862969

If you want that, marry a Shitsamander. Fuck that, I want a protective Hellhound waifu.

>> No.16863570

>>16863560
>pantyshot
Don't corrupt goddammit

>> No.16863571

>>16863547
Yep, it's best to just go with it and enjoy life with waifu and daughterus.

>What species are your adopted daughterus?
A Kiki and a Flayer, nothing too much.

>>16863555
Anon please, that didn't even went through my mind and I had to read it twice to get what you meant.

>> No.16863580

>>16863558
>hakutaku maid stripper
I don't know why this came to mind but I want this.

>> No.16863582

>>16863552
>Miss. H leaning against her table while undoing her bra
>"Go on anon, use my breasts as your stress toys, use them anyway you want. Maybe put your throbbing dick between them?"

>> No.16863588

>>16863571
>A Kiki and a Flayer, nothing too much.
I'm sure they love you very much anon, as do your biological daughter and your waifu of course!

If I had to have an adopted daughteru she'd be a Kiki too.

>> No.16863593

>>16863555
He hasn't actually ever told us how young his daughteru would be when he'd first dick her.
Plus there's his Kikimora story and she was 5.

>> No.16863594

>>16863562
>Starts off playfully moaning when he spanks her and telling him to 'let it all out'
>Midway through her moans are deep and very, very sincere, as she tells him what a bad, naughty girl she's been and that she needs him to pound her harder, harder!
>By the end she can barely form cohesive words, her holes spattering out cum with every tired thrust he puts into her, ass red from spanking and her tongue lolled out in a puddle of her own drool
>When he finally pulls out of her and the sticky excess globs of his babby batter droop out, her knees buckle and she almost falls off the desk
>weakly asks him to rate this experimental after-school program and whether he would like to continue developing it with her tomorrow before passing out

>> No.16863595

>>16863582
She wouldn't need to tell me twice.

Although rough paizuri would make me feel guilty when she can only reply with a gentle and understanding smile.

>> No.16863596

>>16863580
>Starts lecturing you while she's stripping

>> No.16863600

>>16863567
Idol Lilim is the new hit, capturing the heart of the masses with her cute appearance and dancing. I would be on all her shows, right in the front taking pictures all of her pantyshots and making an album.

>>16863570
C'mon anon, it's not her fault she is way too hot and anythign she does is dick hardening.

>> No.16863606

>>16863580
>"Hey, isn't that miss Takku?!"
>"Wh-wha?! Boys! What are you doing in a strip club! I'm very ashamed of you! You're all getting suspensions first thing tomorrow, do your mothers know you're here? Now go outside and stop ruining my set!"

>> No.16863610

>>16863600
>it's not her fault she is way too hot and anythign she does is dick hardening.
It's her fault for rotting the minds of our youth! It'll ruin our future!

>> No.16863622

>>16863593
Yes I have anon, the answer is when she's ready for it.

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>>16863495
I want to see Stone Wolf Steph Austin!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo

>> No.16863630

>>16863594
That's one lewd teacher. I'd sure as hell rail her from behind like that.

>> No.16863634

>>16863588
Kikis just seems to work so well with being daughterus. They are way too cute especially the little ones.

I just want to turn on the TV for mine and have her sit on my lap as I flop her ears and she chirps the tune of her favorite cartoon.

>> No.16863636

>>16863628
Always the biggest crowd pops when they hear that Pelvis shatter sound

>> No.16863638

>>16863628
Beat Debra

>> No.16863641

>>16863634
>Young Kiki drops a plate and starts crying

Urge to headpat rising

>> No.16863642

does KC have plans beyond just the profiles?

>> No.16863650

>>16863642
The third world guide comes out in August.
It's written by a Bapho.

>> No.16863655

>>16863606
>implying the boys wouldn't pull out a fat wad of cash while asking her to put on a show for them

Are these boys gay?

>> No.16863658

>>16863638
SO SILENT
NOBODY CAN HEAR IT
NOT EVEN PALLY AND YETI

>> No.16863659

>>16863650
I guess theres that, but I heard something about a game a long time ago and never heard anything more from that other than a fan game being made, was that it?

>> No.16863666

>>16863634
Exactly anon! Little chirping Kikis are painfully cute.

My daughteru can't chirp, but having her sit on my lap and hum songs from her favorite TV shows while we watch them sounds like a great time. The ear fondling and flopping would make it even better, not to mention the tail wagging!

>> No.16863673

>>16863628
Is that a Kitsune wrassler in the center?

>> No.16863676

>>16863659
You mean that rpg-maker lookin' thing? As far as I know it already came out, but we're not allowed to translate it because Exet doesn't want filthy gaijins touching his game or some shit.

>> No.16863677

>>16863666
https://youtu.be/83ySap0cp-Q

>> No.16863680

>>16863666
>>16863634
Stop. You're hurting muh heart

>> No.16863682

>>16863641
You know what I would like to do with a young kiki? Teach her.

Grab a little abandoned one from the streets, teach her the basics and give her the means to continue, watching as she grows and surpasses me, becoming a great maid. Then I would want her to find a master for herself and say something like "Thank you for eveything you have do for me, father!" I would hug the cutie thing so hard before seeing her off.

>>16863666
It would be nice. While my waifu spends time teaching my little dragon on how to become a proud and strong dragon I would be doing house stuff and teaching the little kiki a few tricks. I can only imagine my happiness if those things were true.

>> No.16863689

>>16863676
>but we're not allowed to translate it
is that technically the case for all fan translations?

>> No.16863691

>>16863682
>I can only imagine my happiness if those things were true.
You and me both anon. You and me both.

>> No.16863696

>>16863511
Daily reminder he works at Riot Games now and literally said Shyvana's birth father was 'Her mother's mate' until he decided to run from his maya-yandere wife with their abomination child.

>> No.16863698

>>16863634
>and she chirps the tune of her favorite cartoon
Okay, now I'm never on the daughteru train for either fug or hug, but this got me, that's outright adorable. Hopefully the Eros channel would have some wholesome children's programming.

>> No.16863701

>>16863676
>but we're not allowed to translate it because Exet doesn't want filthy gaijins touching his game or some shit.
did he specifically send out a dcma request or what?

>> No.16863705

>>16863696
Oh this is too funny. The fact that I will never be Anthony Burch fills my life with joy.

>> No.16863708

>>16863698
Well it wouldn't need to be the eros channel. Just a random children show for humans, being pure and all of that, teaching the meaning of friendship and telling them to do the right thing. Or maybe she could chirp the tune of a shopping channel.

>> No.16863711

>>16863682
Sometimes it's hard resisting the urge to adopt all the adopterus.

>> No.16863716

>>16863708
>Inari daughteru trying to sing along to the theme of Kemono friends and messing up the words but still trying to keep up
STOP

>> No.16863718

>>16863708
Nothing hits me harder in the heart than Kikimora chirping.

>> No.16863722

>Eldest of an orphanage in the aftermath of your town being overrun by MGs.
>Think you'll get left alone and ignored
>Hope you'll be left alone and ignored
>Until a Fallen Priest darkens the doorstep, tells her that she'll be your new matron
>Her eyes roam lasciviously over the lineup of young boys and girls until you step up, introduce yourself as the oldest and most responsible
>Obviously pleased, she tells the others to run along while you show her around the place and help her find her bearings
>Her tail wraps around your hips and yanks you close as you lead her to where her new room will be
>Suppress a shudder as her hand makes its way around to fondle you, almost fail to notice when she closes the door behind her as you enter her new room
>Negotiate a deal between her sheets that she's to treat the younger kids fairly, and not sell them off to be sex slaves, be it girls turned to monsters and given to old men, or boys given to lonely old monsters.
>All at the expense of yourself, submitting to be her toy and eventual husband
This is why the only good monsters come from neutral kingdoms.

>> No.16863723

>>16863716
>Inari covers her mouth with her tail whenever she messes up her words
That's pretty fucking cute.

>> No.16863726

>>16863689
I wouldn't think so. I know plenty of authors that are happy when their shit is translated at all.

>>16863701
No. When he was told someone would be translating his game he went all "Oh no don't do that I'll get someone to do it myself". It's been ages but I don't think he actually sent any notice like that.
Someone in the thread contacted him a few weeks ago, and I vaguely recall him saying it was still being worked on. Although considering how long it's been, I can't help but be suspicious.

>> No.16863730

>>16863723
>"Oops! Uh oh daddy!"
>Pat her on the head and tell her to try again
>"Okay!"
>This repeats every time she messes up a word

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>>16863718

>> No.16863732

>>16863718
Chirpy kikis are indeed one of the things that does most damage to my heart.

>>16863711
I've imagined myself with double kakuens using my arms to swing as if they were a branch, but I don't want to have too many daughterus yet.

>>16863716
It's too much, isn't it? Imagine her singing it to you after she memorizes it and then giving a really happy smile after you praise her.

>> No.16863735

>>16863722
You know that doesn't sound too bad. I'd do anything to protect the little girls of that orphanage from being sold off as sex slaves or to old men. So I'd happy sacrifice myself to stop her being evil. And hey, atleast I get a wife and sex from it.

>> No.16863738

>>16863730
If that habbit followed her into adulthood I don't think her husband could handle how cute it would be.

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[FOX LOLI INTENSIFIES]

>> No.16863743

>>16863738
I dunno, Anon. The whole "Oopsie, I did a booboo" thing just screams BIMBO to me.

>> No.16863746

>>16863726
>I wouldn't think so. I know plenty of authors that are happy when their shit is translated at all.
really? who?

>> No.16863747

While we're on the topic of daughterus, what is/are your daughteru(s) names and species /mgt/?

>> No.16863751

>>16863740
Involving momfox again I saw.
Looks good too bad this is of the variety of things I would never dare try importing.

>> No.16863754

>>16863747
I'll tell you once I have some.

>> No.16863755

>>16863726
>"Oh no don't do that I'll get someone to do it myself"
ok that is not a "filthy gaijins" type thing thats just him wanting control, different thing anon you are being misleading.

>> No.16863758

>>16863735
But you'll be edgy and brooding and distrustful of ever potential adoptive parent, resulting in the kids never getting taken, something the fallen priest would be more than happy about because it means she get to give you special punishment that night for getting in the way.

The worst part is seeing the corruption eventually spread.
>One of the girls comes back to the orphanage sprouting wings and a tail
>Smile as you politely wish her happiness while shielding the other children from her
>She finds an adoptive parent the next day and you have to try explain to the younger kids why she won't be coming back.

You'll end up crushed by your inability to save them as they turn one by one or as the boys become suspiciously enamored with one lonely cc monster or another.

You'll end up managing the orphanage cum fallen church alone with your new wife.

>> No.16863759

>>16863751
why not?

>> No.16863760

>>16863743
It doesn't have to be to that much of an extreme, it could be something subtle and quiet.

>> No.16863761

>>16863747
For me, daughterus aren't something I want to make myself. I want them to build their own characters. So it's a surprise.

And I think that's part of being a parent, preparing for the uncertainty.

>> No.16863762

>>16863759
Texas hates loli.

>> No.16863763

>>16863743
>Busty, hourglass goddess Inari blowing her husband like a pro
>Swallows all if it down in big loud gulps, but lets just a single drip out intentionally
>"Oops~ I dropped a bit, baby~"
>Husband grabs her head and pushes her back in saying she'll just have to try again as she gives a laughing moan

>> No.16863764

>>16863762
why do i keep running into people from texas here?

>> No.16863765

>>16863747
Opal the Kobold!

>> No.16863768

>>16863764
They seem to be like a third of the US internet.
Also this is the middle of their evening.

>> No.16863769

>>16863764
Dunno. It is a big state.

>> No.16863772

>>16863758
It would break my heart seeing the ones I once loved and protected, being sold off to horrible degrading lives.

Maybe order orphanages aren't such bad ideas

>> No.16863773

>>16863762
>tfw wen I found this out it was way too late to turn back
That was years ago too.

>>16863764
I don't know anon, but you can add me to the list of Texas anons.

>> No.16863776

>>16863762
Bongland hates it aswell. It's why I'm very cautious with what I talk about and save in these threads. Even if they're monster girl lolis, it's fucking scary having the threat of 4 years in prison and being branded a pedophile for your life.

>> No.16863785

>>16863610
I'm not sure bout the others, but damn I would get all of her stuff and a visit to her dressing room. There I would get myself some nice panties sniffing.

>> No.16863789

>>16863764
>>16863773
>tfw I'm also in Texas
Jesus, there really are a lot of us here.

>>16863762
That won't stop my folders from growin'. These fuckers will have to pry the lolis from my cold dead hands.

>> No.16863792

>>16863772
Single human boys should step right up and adopt monster orphans they hit off with, they'll be happy to get someone they like as a future husbando instead of an old man.

>> No.16863794

I honestly forget what Inaris do.

>> No.16863795

>>16863789
Basically the only thing they MIGHT actually give a shit about is shipped goods.
So it's mailed doujins and stuff like that you'd have to worry about.

>> No.16863799

>>16863792
Very true

>> No.16863801

>>16863795
>So it's mailed doujins and stuff like that you'd have to worry about.
thats what what we were talking about

>> No.16863803

so loli is ok with you guys?

>> No.16863804

>>16863794
They are foxes.

>> No.16863805

>>16863801
Well you mentioned folders, by which I figured you meant digital ones.

>> No.16863806

>>16863803
Who ever said that?

>> No.16863807

>>16863789
This >>16863795 was my thought process too. Thankfully I don't have to worry about that as I don't order anything of that sort. I don't know if I can get in trouble for commissions though, but the fear definitely hasn't stopped me.

Everyone's tracking my history and downloads no matter what I do though, so I don't worry about that too much.

>> No.16863810

>>16863803
Of course it is. Where do you think you are, bro?

>> No.16863811

>>16863804
Are foxes nice?

>> No.16863814

>>16863803
Of course it's not. Where do you think you are, bro?

>> No.16863815

>>16863803
Of course they are.

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>>16863803
Yeah, though I only enjoy it in specific instances.

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The cutest lil' demon lord.

>> No.16863819

>>16863811
Yeah, they got one of the best tails and most of them are either really cute or extremelly sexy.

>> No.16863821

>>16863816
That assassin has a nice butt.

>> No.16863824

>>16863803
The Sabbath is a thing.
We've also got a very obvious thread regular who posts about fucking his 8 year old daughter in various kinky scenarios and yet he only offends the most vocal autists. Even then it's because he used to post to often, so you tell me.

>> No.16863827

>>16863816
Jack is a bit unfair.

>> No.16863828

>>16863816
This. I'm ok with talking about full on lolis and stuff. But I'm more of a "the body is a body of a goddess" kind of guy and not the mind. No joke I seriously want to worship a loli body, it's so great it's hard to describe.

>> No.16863833

>>16863824
Lolifag here, KDF can go suck a lemon.

>> No.16863834

Holy hell there is so much arguing today...

Isn't variety supposed to be the spice of life and not a thermonuclear warhead?

>> No.16863837

>>16863334

To be honest I can see why he or people can get so pissed off about tweaking the settings that way.
I dislike the shit out of Salamanders and monsters with the "you have to beat me to marry me" requirements.
Hellhounds are complete opposites of that, making a Hellhound behave like a Salamander is fucking ruining her in the eyes of some Hellhound fans/husbandos.

>> No.16863839

>>16863824
That thread regular is also brought up at every instance on top being obnoxious about his waifu and daughteru ad nauseum.
>>16863827
I wish Sub would draw her already since he's taken to drawing FGO girls.

>> No.16863842

>>16863817
kind of looks like an elf version of mia

>> No.16863843
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>>16863834
Slice of life anime of Wendigo family living in the mountains and their day to day adventures

>> No.16863845

>>16863839
>That thread regular is also brought up at every instance on top being obnoxious about his waifu and daughteru ad nauseum.

You can't really blame him for that though

>> No.16863851

>>16863811
Some are, some aren't.
Inari are specifically the nice ones.

>> No.16863852

>>16863828
This is very much the reason I like Gremlins. They're still cheeky brats, but also actually smart as hell.
Same reason why I don't like Titania very much.

>> No.16863855

>>16863834
We just had a breeze of comfy daughteru talk. It was pretty nice.

>> No.16863867

>>16863851
which ones eat your liver?

>> No.16863869

>>16863852
A loli with the mature mind to understand what's going on is the best kind of loli in my personal preference. Especially if she knows that her body is alluring, that just ramps up the attractiveness 10 times

>> No.16863871

I want a relationship with a monster girl that's exactly like this

https://nhentai.net/g/182662/

>> No.16863873

>>16863869
I prefer loli baba to be honest

>> No.16863875
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What about nerdy wolfus?

>> No.16863876

For some reason you find yourself floating in space in a cryo space capsule. You get rescued by a small ship with a monster girl rogue trader/scavenger/merc crew. Because of your obvious worth in cold lonely space, you get "recruited".

What's your 5 crew members?


I want a tall demon as captain,
a hellhound bruiser, a gremlin engineer with a automaton assistant, and a shog medic

>> No.16863878

>>16863843
>Rugged, badass mountain man spends his days hunting, gathering firewood, fighting off viscous wildlife and Order fanatics.
>Comes home every night to his loving wife and children, reminding himself that all the hardships hes put himself through were absolutely worth it.

Sounds pretty comfy. I'd watch it.

>> No.16863881

>>16863867
The third variety not explicitly named in MGE: Kumiho.
They're the ones based in Korean myths.

>> No.16863883

>>16863871
>English version isn't on Sadpanda while the Spanish version is
What gives?

>> No.16863885

>>16863873
Towako Ni when?

>> No.16863886

>>16863881
how do we make a kimihito less gory? but still distinctly a kumihito?

>> No.16863887

>>16863869
What about a loli with a mature mind who perfectly understands sex and all that stuff, but with a pre and innocent personality?

>> No.16863888

>>16863871
>methonium

Hands down my favourite doujin artists. He's what influenced me to like tall thicc MGs. Also that's a very cute relationship you'd have there, what kind of MG would you want it with?

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>>16863843
>AAAAAAA
>AAAAAAA
>What is it?!
>Is it dead?
>Give him some meat!
>Yes! Meat!
>awawawawa
>awawawawa

>> No.16863891

>>16863875
>https://nhentai.net/g/182662/
A+ taste.

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>>16863871
Oh yeah baby.

>> No.16863893

>>16863876

Vampire Captain
Wight Assistant
Dark Elf Medic
Jiangshi Bruiser
Dullahan Engineer

>> No.16863894

>>16863875
>Liking videogames = nerdy
Some logic you got there bud

>> No.16863896

>>16863875
>wolfu goes into heat while you're away at work for the day
https://i.imgur.com/L4p3x2W.jpg

>> No.16863897

>>16863887
I really can see the appeal of it. But sorry, it does nothing for me. I'm just into the body. But I can see why people would like it and there's nothing wrong with liking it.

>> No.16863898

>>16863883
blame jewcob

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>>16863883
Around crocodiles, you lose your smiles.
>>16863871
>tfw just saw uncensored methonium

>> No.16863903

>>16863891
I royally screwed that post up. Disavow the greentext.

>> No.16863904

>>16863893
>Dark Elf Medic

The scariest on that spooky ship.

>> No.16863905

>>16863897
I feel you anon. You're a good man.

>> No.16863906

>>16863894
thats kind of the modern definition nowadays
a typical bookish lich would fit the old definition.

>> No.16863907

>>16863902
>uncensored methonium
Don't leave me hanging man.

>> No.16863909

>>16863886
You could take the mershark approach, where they're still "bitey" but it doesn't cause damage and instead causes uncontrollable pleasure.
Though that may tread on their toes fins? a bit.

>> No.16863912

>>16863906
You are aware that the majority of people who play videogames nowadays are normies, aren't you? It's the reason why modern games are so shit.

>> No.16863913

>>16863904
How? she is the only non undead

Plus shes a medic,shes gotta be nice right?

>> No.16863914

>>16863907
It's on the front page you lazy poof

>> No.16863915

>>16863892
>this is what I want my Wock to look like

How did this edit come about? I've never seen it? It may not be exactly my jabberwock, but those proportions and at a height of about 7ft is what I'd love.

>> No.16863916

>>16863871
My favorite of his.
I want a Kraken who acts just like that with that body.

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>thinking Methonium is the only one that can draw tall thicc girls

>> No.16863921

>>16863912
>normies
...

>> No.16863926

>>16863921
He's not wrong.

>> No.16863927

>>16863921
Yeah, I said normies. You think this place is facebook or something?

>> No.16863943

>>16863913
>Plus shes a medic,shes gotta be nice right?

>[fear boner intensifies]

>> No.16863955

>>16863887
That's how the monstergirl lolis are canon.

Reminder that dicking the adopteru counts as good parenting if you're going to take responsibility and be her husbando later.

>> No.16863959

>>16863871
Well if we are posting that
Here's one I really liked

https://nhentai.net/g/190824/21/

>> No.16863965

>>16863927
It's kind of r9k/reddit vernacular so he is right to ...

>> No.16863969

>>16863955
Of course it's okay. They weren't your daughterus from the beginning anyway.

Getting adopterus is a weird one. If you dick them you go to the harem path instead of the daughteru fucker one, but if you don't you just go for the good father one. At least that's how I see it.

>> No.16863972

>>16863965
It doesn't matter what the fuck you call them as long as you know who I'm talking about.

Also, this place is no different from /r9k/ with all the lamenting over lack of waifus.

>> No.16863975

>>16863888
Maybe a Titania or a Holst? Really I'don't accept most if they had that body and personality.

>> No.16863976

>>16863926
Words change meanings nerd no longer means what what it use to

>> No.16863979

>>16863972
No we are not r9k

>> No.16863982

>>16863834
Variety is like diversity. Complete and utter shit.

>> No.16863983

>>16863979
lol sure.

>> No.16863988

>>16863918
sauce?

>> No.16863991

>>16863975
The first time I saw that body I fell in love. And the personality just made it that much better aswell. She's just pristine, she's the golden ratio of women, the ultimate woman. And that's why she helped me model my MG wives.

Would you want to live out that doujin scenario with one or maybe a completely different situation?

>> No.16863997

>>16863988
https://exhentai.org/g/1048783/a2b8ee0bd6/

>> No.16864000

>>16863955
There in lies a temptation on par with the Alice.

>Find abandoned little monster girl
>Take her in; raise her as daughteru
>Best daddy one could ask for
>She starts to notice just how lonely her daddy is.
>No mommy to make daddy happy
>Constantly seeing daddy sighing to himself sadly when he's alone
>One night, daughteru walks in and offers herself to daddy
>"Daddy makes me so happy. Let me make you happy."

>> No.16864001

>>16863969
It can be a monogamy route if there's only one.

>> No.16864004

>>16864000
It's ok if they come onto you first, right?

>> No.16864005

So who are the worst writers from the thread so I know who's work to avoid?

>> No.16864008

>>16864001
Yeah, that's just a different waifu route. Doesn't really count as a daughteru one in my opinion.

>> No.16864010

>>16864004
Only if you clean up afterwards

>> No.16864013

>>16863983
The hell are you people coming from?

>> No.16864015

>>16859694
Stop fucking posting this.

>> No.16864019

>>16864013
What people?

>> No.16864022

>>16864019
Was it the guy monster spamming on /v/?

>> No.16864024

>>16864022
Probably was.

>> No.16864026

>>16864022
No. What makes you think I'm from /v/? Did I hurt your feelings or something?

>> No.16864030

>>16864000
>adopt orphaned Demon or Succubus or something else along those lines
>after she's settled in, sexual tension and repressed desire starts building up on both sides almost immediedly

>> No.16864034

> Just moved into a monster realm
> Enroll into an Inari Cooking School to be a good neighbour and maybe get a waifu
> My Inari teacher thinks that is very cute and even helps me prepare the food
> I make cookies and food for MGs I randonly meet in the realm
> Approach a Hinezumi and offer her some food
> Get forced into Hinezumi-induced battle spirit and severily beaten up as I fucking suck at combat
> Worse of all, she kicked the tray having the food and I could only save 2 mini cakes
> I head home, tears in my eyes for having such a terrible day and all my effort kicked into the garbage
> Just as I am about to get home I see a tall muscled Hellhound guard patrolling the streets
> I look at my cakes, luckily these ones according to Inari teacher, were prepared for wan monsters as they fucking love them
> I meekly approach the Hellhound
> Still having a black eye and bruised cheeks from the Hinezumi
> "H-hi. Do you want these?....."
What would she do?

>> No.16864038

>>16864034
You might catch her so off guard that she might not snu you right then and there.
In any event, you're gonna get Protected™.

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>> No.16864045
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Horny elves are scary things

>> No.16864048

>>16864038

Is Protected (tm) an euphemism for rough Hellhound sex?

>> No.16864050

>>16864045
I know right? You know they're gone mad when they start speaking korean.

>> No.16864054

>>16864050
Hey buddy got a problem with the korean language?

>> No.16864055
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I want this fatsnek to step on me.

>> No.16864057

>>16864044
Bugs are not. I repeat ARE NOT FOR ABUSE. Those who dare abuse a bug deserve 3 months in a hole with a raging mushroom fuelled Ushi Oni.

That bug deserves a hug.

>> No.16864058

>>16864054
Koreans are crazy in general, north and south.

>> No.16864061

>>16864022
I swear I see those "Meanwhile on monstergirl /v/..." threads every damn day.

>> No.16864062

>>16864055
>Just a girl in a snake hoodie
I can't wait until this Kemono Friends bullshit dies off.

>> No.16864064
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>>16864057
It's okay, she has a friend.

>> No.16864066

>>16864048
For once, no. At least not solely that.
She will take you in whether you like it or not; how could anyone treat you like that, after all?
She's going to show you how a real MG treats their man, and will protect that smile by force.

>> No.16864067

>>16864057
But bug abuse can be fun and rewarding!

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>>16864062
すーごい!

>> No.16864071

>>16864062
A lot of monstergirls look like they're cosplaying or outright look like normal fucking women wearing exotic clothes.

>> No.16864079

>>16864044
This little series was weird as hell to read through even if it had a premature butterfly girl in it

>> No.16864088

>>16864066

Would she "have a talk" with the Hinezumi?

>> No.16864093

>>16864071
They're not generic shitty lolis in hoodies pretending they're snakes though.

>> No.16864094

>>16864005
The few active ones all range from alright to good. There are some great dead writefags in the pastebin but only a handful of bad ones, and even they had their fans.
If you want real garbage go to the wiki or maybe even /monster/'s writefag threads. I'm not saying all /monster/ writefags are shit but I've read a couple there that are wiki quality.

>> No.16864096

>>16864093
Damn dude, I don't even watch kemono friends but you sure like to complain
Doesn't it hurt your brain or something

>> No.16864099

>you will never be stranglefucked by a huge Amazon
I just want a strong girl to choke me as she chokes my chicken.

>> No.16864110

>>16864062
This. It isn't even entertaining, its just a source of grating memes and the girls look like the laziest cosplay.

>> No.16864118

>>16864099

Monster Girl Island has a sex scene with a muscle warrior shark girl that chokes you as she rapes you.

>> No.16864128

>>16864062
The worst bit is it sold like hotcakes even though it's literally nothing: the show because the girls were cute.
So they'll do a full series of it in a few seasons and we'll have to be subjected to more of this drivel.

>> No.16864131

>>16864118
Monster Girl Island is trash, though.

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>>16864128
The show is fun.

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>>16864062
Fat Serval Butts

>> No.16864140

>>16864110
>>16864128
Yeah, everyone knows Dora the Explorer is the fucking epitome of children's television. Pip pip, hoff hoff.

>> No.16864143

>>16864118
Shame the developer is a cunt and the game is going the way of CoC.

>> No.16864144

>>16864118
This almost makes up for the trap thing.
Of course I'd have also accepted being half-suffocated by J-cup tits as well. As long as it fucks up my breathing, causes a rush of panic and has her entirely in control I'm happy.

>> No.16864147

>>16864128
>He doesn't know about the dark plot twist halfway through

>> No.16864148

>>16864140
The fuck are you even trying to say?

>> No.16864149

>>16864131
It's because it's actually a peninsula, isn't it?

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>>16864136
>>16864138
Quad-ears are cancer on otherwise decent kemonomimi designs.

>> No.16864153

>>16864147
Not him, but I never watched the show but don't really care to, it doesn't look my thing. Care to spoil it?

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>>16864150
My only real complaint with the show.
Monkey business.

>> No.16864158

>>16864148
It's satire, genius. I'm poking fun at how this guy is trying to fucking analyze a silly Japanese children's cartoon about cute girls doing cute things and occasionally getting killed by grimdark death blobs.

>> No.16864160

Where are the daily lewds, Melon.

>> No.16864162

>>16864153
The human girl with the backpack is the last human on the planet and she doesn't remember who she is, where she came from, or where she's going. The animal park she's in is populated by animals that got mutated into animu grills who find it weird how they've never seen any other human being in the show other than her.

Also, some characters outright die.

>> No.16864167

>>16864158
>analyze
Are you a retard? Calling something stupid isn't analyzing it at all.

>> No.16864171

>>16864162
heard it goes almost full madoka does it?

>> No.16864174

>>16864149
No, it's because the developer is a faggot.

>> No.16864175

>>16864167
Jesus, you know what I mean. Being a pedantic shit. Much like right now actually.

>> No.16864177

>>16864162
>some characters outright die.
Name one.

>> No.16864183

>>16864162
That's pretty messed up. I still don't think I'll watch it because one thing about the show triggers my autism hard:
FUCKING QUAD EARS WHY. Some of the designs look nice but no, you have to give them human ears so it looks like cosplay or some shit and you can't unsee it

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would you breed?

>> No.16864187

>>16864162
What the fuck. So I guess that's the world's end considering humans won't be able to reproduce.

>> No.16864197

>>16864185
Is that a digital monster? Can you even fuck one of those?

>> No.16864198

>>16864094
I'm looking for shit writers from this thread specifically.

>> No.16864200

>>16864175
>Because the word analyse has multiple meanings.
It's not my fault you revealed yourself to be an idiot.

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>>16864185
Justice doesn't fit monstergirl criteria, but her clones and daughteru do.

>> No.16864202

>>16864094
Our most proficient ones were the shitty ones once too anon.

>> No.16864206

>>16864197
A bioweapon capable of human race genocide

>> No.16864207

>>16864206
So can I fuck it?

>> No.16864213

>>16864201
I want to rest on Ram's lap.

>> No.16864217

>>16864201
>somehow the person who made gears trough it was smart to give high fertility to living nukes

how retarded you can be

>> No.16864221

>>16864198
Do we even have shit writers? We have plenty who do stupid things that get them hated, but I can't remember any that have terrible grammar, characters, dialogue and plots.
Although technically Iron Beast might fall under a couple of those but only because he's dyslexic. His dialogue is on the bad side sometimes though. I read someone here once say it was like reading a high school play and that feels like a fair way of putting it

>> No.16864224

>>16864128
you can compare it to rwby if you want to piss off fans of that shows, seems to make them super duper angry if you do that.

>> No.16864228

>>16864136
i wouldn;t know but as ive seen the trend in the west toward cgi I would prefer not to see the same thing happen in japan.

>> No.16864233

>>16864128
people kept saying how kancolle was going to take touhou's place but it faded away, i suspect this will be the case again.

>> No.16864234

>>16864202
Few stories here are lists of dialogues and *actions*, or featuring MCs who are gary stus who casually saunter through traps and attacks with a dumb self satisfied inner monologue about how easy it all is, like it was written by a 12 year old self-inserting.

>> No.16864240

>>16863552
I was also that kid

>> No.16864246

>>16863514
Do anger management classes really work or is it just a fluke?

>> No.16864249

>>16864200
If I'm an idiot, what does that make the guy still replying to me? What does that make the guy that flipped his fucking lid and went off because of some offhanded satire, and proceeded to than critically nitpick meaningless details of a damn joke to complain about?
I mean, you can stop proving my point any time. I'm still laughing but I mean damn.

>> No.16864253

>>16864224
As a fan of both series, that's actually amazingly apt. And not just for the CG. Wow.

>> No.16864256

>>16864253
>that's actually amazingly apt.
in what way?

>> No.16864258

>>16864249
It looks like you're flipping your lid if anything and pointing out a single obvious thing isn't nitpicking either.
You're only making a bigger fool of yourself every post.

>> No.16864261

>>16864256
A bunch of light-hearted cute girls going around solving problems in a world with grim monsters?

>> No.16864267

>>16864258
Uh-huh.
Remember that my original post was a joke.
You can remember that whenever you want.

>> No.16864270

>>16863803
No.
>capcha: select all images that match crab

>> No.16864271

>>16864249
>the guys called it lazy cosplay and grating memes
>this is "flipping his fucking lid"
I think the guy arguing with you is just as stupid for continuing this, but you really do have no idea what you're talking about.
>>16864258
Fucking stop responding, it's making you look just as stupid.

>> No.16864272

>>16864253
well when I made the comparison in a /a/ thread everyone attacked me and spammed reports till a janitor did the 15 minute ban thing, so as far as I can tell its some sort of berserk button.

>> No.16864275

>>16864267
Then you have a piss poor sense of humor, because your "joke" didn't even make a lick of sense to begin with.

>> No.16864284

>>16864271
I literally don't even know what the argument was about anymore.
I made some crappy satire, he suddenly started criticizing it, despite just being some silly nonsense. I laughed. Good times.

>> No.16864289

>the weekend hasn't even started yet and already we have retards arguing over stupid shit.
Just one weekend without this, that's all I ask.

>> No.16864292

>>16864289
This place is full of retards who argue over stupid shit every day. What'd you expect they'd be doing with their keyboards? Percussion?

>> No.16864294

>>16863427
>Headcanon waifu is a Bored, retired Pharaoh

More like a long series of fuckups and misadventures than anything really 'chuuni'. Starting with her running me over with her vintage muscle-car while running from her own bodyguards and coming to in the passenger seat with one of her hands on my chest trying to put me back together with magicand the other on the wheel weaving through traffic like a lunatic all while the Anubis locked in the trunk screams profanity in several languages I don't know.

And then she casually offers me what's left of her half-melted slurpee.

>> No.16864296

>>16864284
That wasn't even satire. Do you even know what satire is?

>> No.16864298

>>16864284
>called out for saying something stupid
>I-it's satire! I'm laughing at you!
Dude, this is weak.

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>>16864289
summon the dragon and wish for it.

>> No.16864304

>>16864294
Now I want to be locked in a trunk with an angry anubis.

>> No.16864305

>>16864284
You literally said he was analysing a show when he wasn't. I don't get how that's satire.
How bored am I to even get involved in this shitshow?

>> No.16864306

>>16864301
There's no dragon anon. She doesn't exist and never will, nor will any monstergirls.

>> No.16864318

>>16864304
>"Is... is someone else back there?"
>"Oh yeah, that's Paul."
>"...Who's Paul?"
>"The guy in the trunk, Kid. Try and keep up, would ya?"

>> No.16864326

>>16864306
you ever heard of the Final Fantasy VII House?

>> No.16864330

>>16864326
No, I haven't. I'm not a fucking nerd.

>> No.16864333

>>16864296
Dudebro was coming off as some pompous connoisseur of children's shows. So I imitated him to show how absurd it is.
Pretty textbook definition.
>>16864305
"Analyzing" is clearly not the correct word for some people. I was hoping it was close enough that people would still get it but even if they got it, that didn't really stop the sudden argument, now did it?
I legitimately didn't think he would flip out. Hell, it's rare for me to even be noticed at all whenever I decide to shitpost.

>> No.16864337

>>16864330
notorious thing years ago,
was a sort of cult of whacked out weirdos who though they were the reincarnation of final fantasy characters,
always wondered what an mge version of that would look like.

>> No.16864341

>>16864333
>flip out.
It looks like you're flipping out as much as he is, otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to respond to every one of his posts.

>> No.16864356

>>16864341
And thus the cycle groweth.

>> No.16864364

>>16864333
>pompous connoisseur
Because saying the memes its generated are grating and having an opinion that its a substanceless cutsey show makes me that?
You really are an idiot.

>> No.16864372

>>16864356
Yeah, I'm not helping things, but both of them are really irritating me now.
Ladies, you're both utter mongloids, now shut the fuck up please.

>> No.16864375

>>16864364
And you took a shitpost too far.

>> No.16864382
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Spying on blue butts.

>> No.16864384

>>16864382
What is there to see? Them taking a shit?

>> No.16864386

>>16864131

Sadly, it seems to be heading that route.
> Trap included
> Shark Girl turned from hot sex bodyguardwaifu to a Salamanderlike girl that cares how strong you are and want you to be a warrior
> Disappoint the Shark with the warrior bullshit and she cucks you for a Dragonboy
> Monsterboys exist
> Catgirl, Dark Elf and Fox Girl initially dont give a shit about you and in fact treats you like shit

>> No.16864391

>>16864384
I mean if that's where your mind goes first I ain't gonna judge meine freunde, I had other things in mind but you do you

>> No.16864392

>>16864386
This really does sound like garbage now.

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>>16864382
blue butts you say?

>> No.16864398

>>16864386
>> Disappoint the Shark with the warrior bullshit and she cucks you for a Dragonboy
Oh I didn't even know about this fucking garbage, god damn that's awful.

>> No.16864403

>>16864391
>implying that wouldn't be hot as fuck

>> No.16864405

>>16864395
The quest for cold Undead booty continues.

>> No.16864406

>>16864382
Blue butts spying on me.

>> No.16864407

>>16864386
It should have been a bunch of human boys on an island competing for MONSTER TANG.
That would have been better, in my humble opinion.

>> No.16864410

>>16864407
I don't know, that sounds like it would set up even more NTR shit.

>> No.16864413

>>16864410
Well yeah, if this faglord is still making it.
Really I just want someone competent to be making it.

>> No.16864412

ayo melon, where u at my nigga

>> No.16864414

>>16864386
doing the whole following a game as its being made kind of almost always sets people up for disappointment, I'm going to wait till its a finished product.

>> No.16864415

>>16864221
Fizzshire used to be from here and he's terrible. A few of the literally whos in the writefag list in the OP only posted a couple of stories so they never got to improve.

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>>16864395
Ah, yes that was 'Blue Butts'

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>>16864386
Wow the girls are starting to sound disappointing if that's true. Hopefully the bee and spider don't get fucked over too much whenever the game releases since they seem like the only good characters left

>> No.16864427

>>16864419
Slutty Officer Demon!

>> No.16864434
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>>16864427
Silence!

>> No.16864435

I fucking told all of you that Monster Girl Island would turn out awful.

>> No.16864440

>>16864419
Doesn't she have a penis in a few of her pictures? She's like that futa cat.

>> No.16864441

>>16864412
Probably just takin' a break for a bit. Don't forget, he took on more commissions than he even planned to just because everyone showed up all at once.
What's left, anyway? A Blue Oni and one or two more Anubi?

>> No.16864445

>>16864434
The truth should not be kept silent!

>> No.16864447

>>16864440
I got no idea, I don't go and save futa pictures of everything I come across mane

>> No.16864452

>>16864440
She does. Another good character ruined by making her shemale. I'm still pissed off about that hot glasses wearing wearcat.

>> No.16864455

>>16864452
>ruined
well thats just your opinion man

>> No.16864457

>>16864455
Get out.

>> No.16864460

>>16864452
I really mean this without trying to create an argument but does it matter? It's more surprising to find something that DOESN'T have futa art of it these days than not, so why does it 'ruin' a character?
I just don't understand that mindset. Just because some weirdo fetishists have drawn a character in a way to fulfill their fetish doesn't make any singular images that have nothing to do with that any better or worse. They're just images, its not like they're real beings you're gonna meet or anything.
I dunno. Just don't get that thought process.

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>>16864460
>, its not like they're real beings you're gonna meet or anything.

>> No.16864463

>>16864452
I don't see a penis in the pictures posted here
Dora the Explorer has futa art of her, doesn't mean kids shouldn't like the character

>> No.16864473

>>16864463
>>16864460
Futafags go back to /d/ please.

>> No.16864474

>>16864462
Surely that's not the real sentiment.
Surely people don't actually get bent up about a 'character' as a whole because they think they'll 'meet them' and find out they're futa or some other such thing.
Guys, they're pictures. Each individual and on their own. A series of brushstrokes or pressure applied by a wacom pen.

>> No.16864477

>>16864462
Nothing is real. Nothing will ever happen.

Do you hear that clattering?

>> No.16864479

>>16864474
>because they think they'll 'meet them'
I really wish I could though

>> No.16864480

>>16864473
That's not arguing for futa though, I'm not into futa either. I'm just saying if an image isn't futa why should people make applications to it based on other images of that character.
Like doesn't that seem just the smallest big neurotic?

>> No.16864483

>>16864463
Not more Dora shit. Call me paranoid but we've just had two autists fight over a post involving this.

>> No.16864488

>>16864483
I just refuse to believe that people can be THIS autistic about an image that has nothing wrong with it and is entirely in line with what the thread likes and is okay with because 'in another image of that character there's futa'

>> No.16864489

>>16864480
>people make applications to it based on other images of that character.
Because those images still apply to the character, if you want to jerk off to 2d trannies tucking away their dicks do it somewhere else.

>> No.16864501

>>16864489
But no one even knew, including I, the person who posted said images, that they were until someone brought it up
I have absolutely no interest in futa or trannies or anything like that, I do not understand this mentality

>> No.16864503

>>16864473
I'm against futa too but this kind of post just amuses me.

The guy explicitly said that he doesn't want to make an argument, and then this dude over here pops up trying to create an argument. It's like a braindead robot with an automated response. I'm almost convinced these kind of people don't even read what they're replying to, let alone perform synapse.

Guess what buddy? A fuckton of people drew MGE girls with dicks out there on the internet, maybe even of your favorite species. Does that stop you from liking them? Does that make us all futafags?

>> No.16864510

>>16864503
This. And if not futa than any number of other things the thread doesn't like. It's such a paranoid and alien thought process.

>> No.16864512

>>16864501
>I have absolutely no interest in futa or trannies or anything like that
Yet you keep defending them, take your final (You) and stop posting.

>> No.16864517

Hey, how about dat Sabbath?

>> No.16864519

There's a difference between fanart and the artist who created the character drawing them as a futa. Learn the difference, it could save you a lot of time.

>> No.16864533

>>16864517
Great! I want to tie up a bunch of Sabbathites and hang them from my walls and ceiling like art!

>> No.16864536

>>16864407

> Competing for pussy

Its the worst idea I have ever heard for a monstergirl game.

>> No.16864539

>>16864422

Play the Day 2 Build and Mako Build 2 and see for yourself.

>> No.16864560
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Due to the previous discussions involving other members of how other members of a monstergirl species could look, I really need my itch for a certain something sated.

Delicious, delicious Asymmetry.

>> No.16864573

>>16864318
>"Ok, so WHY do you have people locked in your trunk?"
>"Well, 'Tari caught me as I was about to leave and started screaming and threatening to call the Medjay so I sorta... cracked her over the head with a tire-iron."
>"...And Paul?"
>"Weeeell..."

--------

>"Lady Nefertari, I've prepared your ba-"
>The words die in the scrawny man's throat as he enters the garage and sees Pharaoh roughly stuffing the mousey Anubis in question into the trunk of her car.
>Their eyes lock for a few silent moments.
>"Paul, don't you da-"
>He's already screaming. Very shrill and girlishly, too.
>"Oh, for fuck's sake..." The Pharaoh just grumbles as she pulls out the tire-iron again.

---------

>"Seriously?"
>"Yup."
>"That happened?"
>"Sure did."
>"You attacked two people with a TIRE IRON and stuffed them in your trunk."
>"Correct."
>"And then, somewhere along the way, you hit me with your car and KIDNAP me..."
>"Pretty much."
>"Who the hell ARE you?"
>"Just a girl out for a good time~" She sings more than she says as she accelerates towards the rising bridge ahead of you, pulling away on the pursuing cars that slam on their brakes.
>"...Oh my God." You manage as you feel all the blood drain from your face
>A cheeky grin comes to her face when she hears that.
>"Kid." She states, throwing an arm around your shoulder as she steps even harder on the gas "You have no idea."

>> No.16864591

>>16864573
That's the worst way to format a greentext quickie.

>> No.16864596

>>16864591
Sorry about that. Kinda learning as I go.

>> No.16864622

>>16864412
>>16864441
Its not so much resting as to more getting fucked by uni. Just finished an assignment which i have to present to the prof in a few hours and didnt could not sleep.

Also, its Anubis lood, Anubis LOOD, oni, a few more oc's, doggos in tights totalling up to 8

Plus another cow i just got, the commer made me an offer i couldnt refuse.

>> No.16864643

>>16864622
>Its not so much resting as to more getting fucked by uni.
I wish I was in school right now.
>Plus another cow i just got, the commer made me an offer i couldnt refuse.
More lactation goodness on the way then?

>> No.16864650

>>16864517
They are meh, just like any other extremist faction.

>> No.16864659

I had a bad dream last night. Now my Waifu refuses to let me sleep unless it's wrapped in her tails, which are so soft I can barely climb out when I wake up.

Her smile when we're sleeping together is the cutest thing I've ever seen. Do any of you like cuddling with your Waifus?

>> No.16864666

>>16864659
Stop.

>> No.16864669

>>16864659
Anon, you need to stop this. Monster girls aren't real and making posts like this is just autistic.

>> No.16864670

>>16864659
My primary job as her husband would be to cuddle her. She's really big on body contact, so even if we weren't cuddling, I'd still be doing things like running my fingers through her tail or playing with the tufts of fur on her elbows.

>> No.16864671

>>16864666
?
He's just talking about his waifu. The fuck are you on about?

>> No.16864674

>>16864034
Assuming you didn't deserve it, she'd find the Hinezumi and ask what her problem is. She's a security guard, and some kind guy was beaten up while she wasn't looking. Then you'd be gently fucked and protected.

>> No.16864679
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Bird Butt

>> No.16864684

What's the MGE version of "It's a Moriya Shrine conspiracy?" Durella fucking around or Demonic Energy causing a problem?

>> No.16864688

>>16864679
I want to rape Shoebill.

>> No.16864689

>>16864679
Those are some form-fitting yoga pants!

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>>16864689
Nope.

>> No.16864712

>>16861230
I'm the secret bossfight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=filBAoyGt68

>C'MON GIRL
>YOU'RE MINCEMEAT
>YAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.16864748
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>>16861230
Athlete.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW4atnm_5h0

>> No.16864749

>>16861230
PhD student in Psychology, probably using magic and Fallen Empire technology to fix problems with neurotransmitter reuptake and production.

In practice, I uncover the mysteries of the Fallen Empire with my Gremlin Waifu. My Advisor doesn't care. She can list the program as being Psychology/Anthropology and get more grant money.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HA4QOtUlVSs

>> No.16864750

>>16861230
High School Teacher.
No theme music because I'm a teacher.

>> No.16864752

>>16864749
See this guy? This guy should have a story dedicated to him.
>>16864750
Despair! This man's lack of commitment to his job has driven me into despair!

>> No.16864756

>>16864752
Why would a teacher have a theme song?

>> No.16864763

>>16864756
Because they're a Great Teacher.

>> No.16864765

>>16864763
I'd rather just be a regular teacher.

>> No.16864768

>>16864765
Then how will you reeech theese keeeds?

>> No.16864773

>>16864768
By teaching them.

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>>16864773
We don't need no education.

>> No.16864779

>>16864774
Parents will probably disagree.

>> No.16864780

>>16864779
Parents would absolutely disagree, even Hellhound moms would take their child's education seriously.

>> No.16864783

>>16864217
Anon, sometimes you just can't resist the call of fertility.
Besides, what you just said is the monster lord's entire MO.

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>>16864779
>>16864780
We don't need no thought control.

>> No.16864788

>>16864785
HAKUTAKU
LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE

>> No.16864793

>>16864788
NO DARK MATTER IN THE CLASSROOMS

>> No.16864801

>>16864793
If you don't finish your stretchy meat, you don't get any hugs.
How can you have any hugs if you don't finish your stretchy meat?

>> No.16864871

>>16864752
>This guy should have a story dedicated to him.

>Previous Demon Lords were figureheads controlled by the Chief God. If humanity began to expand too much, a Demon Lord would appear and begin a slaughter.
>The Order was a mixed bag. Some members were actively trying to protect humans, heal the sick, and Praise The Sun. Others were far less virtuous, and even evil. All of them were being manipulated.
>The Chief God is basically a less friendly Illias. Her primary goal was to keep humanity under her thumb, even if that meant killing thousands.
>She also opposed technology. If humanity advanced enough, they wouldn't need to rely on her as much. The Order would become too effective at killing Monsters, and humanity would prosper.
>The Unknown Civilization was created to make technology seem evil. It was a collection of talented Monsters with technology that was almost magical, including tiny green scientists and their incredibly violent Automations.
>They appeared to be open to trade with humans at first, but betrayed them. The Order was only able to defeat them by directly calling upon the Chief God.
>It was one of the most brutal slaughters in human history. The Chief God blamed the monsters' technology, claiming they had followed an unholy path.
>Centuries passed, and eventually the Unknown Civilization was forgotten. The taboo against technological advancement remained among the Order.
>Under the current Demon Lord, the remaining monsters living in the ruins of the Unknown Civilization were turned good. So was their technology.
>Among the more reasonable sects of the Order, the taboo against technology has almost evaporated. Secular society has discarded it. Rumors are spreading that the current Demon Lord never intends to wipe out humanity, and that the Chief God cares more about herself than anyone else.
>It is in this world that a PhD student and his Gremlin Waifu set out to explore the ruins of the Unknown Civilization, seeking technology that will bring equally between humans and Monsters.
>They are opposed not only by evil servants of the Chief God, but radical supporters of a world in which humans are permanently under the control of Monsters.

>> No.16864878

>That sinking feeling of terror you get in your gut when you see two Cupids arguing and pointing your way, one holding a bow without an arrow and the other using phrases like "How did you fuck up THAT badly?"
>That bone-chilling feeling when you hear something behind you breathing heavily and RUNNING at you while the Cupids flat-out book it the hell out of there.

>> No.16864886

>>16864878
>Anon then was viciously Moo-snu'd by a big Hathorite Ushi-Oni.

>> No.16864901

>>16864221
>>16864198
Alp is the meme response.

>> No.16864904

>>16864878
What is the best course of action here? Disrobe, fold up your clothes and lie prone until she arrives?

>> No.16864908

>>16864904
Yes. Hopefully whatever big strong girl they accidentally overdosed on love will be in a cuddling mood after she fucks you so hard a crater forms around the two of you.
What would you prefer anon? A Zombie Dragon, an Ushi-Oni, a Minotaur or something else?

>> No.16864911

>>16863772
You'll have to work extra hard to keep her happy and generous and willing to dish out for healthy meals, thick blankets and fresh clothes.

Things like meeting her in her room, having her lean back on her chair, spread her legs and beckon closer before her tail whips around your neck like a collar and she pulls your face into her crotch using her tail like a leash, forcing you to eat her out while she fondles your hardening cock with her foot.

Hell, instead of sleeping with the other orphans you'd have to permanently move into her room, being her hugpillow for the night.

>> No.16864923

>>16864785
So damn soft.

>> No.16864924

>>16864878
>It's Eros herself.
>She came down with boxed lunches for the two Cupids because she's fucking Eros and she's sweet like that.
>She just so happened to pop into the world directly in front of the girl they had in mind for you and now has a Cupid's arrow sticking out of her forehead and an absolutely crazed look in her eyes.
>The source of all love and lust in the universe now has her attention focused solely on a single human being.
>An older, grizzled-looking Cupid very suddenly snatches you mere seconds before the Mother of Love can reach you and rockets away from her as fast as she possibly can.
>This is about the time that it's explained to you that getting hit with an arrow increases lust ten-fold toward the partner-to-be for a short while, normally not much of a problem.
>However, if the same thing happened to the fucking SOURCE OF ALL LOVE IN ALL THE FUCKING COSMOS, well...
>You're now the ball in the most insane game of keep-away ever conceived until she calms down a bit.
>Because if she catches you now, you'd be quite instantly turned into the result of throwing ground-beef at a tennis racket.
>You're definitely still getting shotgun-married to the Goddess of Love later though, so don't even think you're off the hook for that.

>> No.16864929

>>16864871
>created to make technology seem evil
But if that were the case, than why were the Automaton's weapons made non-lethal?
Don't tell me that... the current chief god, in her youth, naively sabotaged the plan in order to prevent bloodshed?

>> No.16864932

>>16864924
Anon's a very lucky man. Eros is a sweet lady who deserves to be pumped full of cute demigoddess babies.

>> No.16864934

Have you ever gotten a nosebleed in real life from seeing your waifu in a lewd manner?
I just did. Why though?shouldnt it have headed south instead of North?

>> No.16864936

>>16864929
They're currently nonlethal for the same reason a Manticore's tail spikes won't kill you. Or why getting clawed by a Wight doesn't tear out your soul. They're technically MGs, so everything about them became friendly to humans when the current Demon Lord took over.

Although you're right. The current Chief God doesn't have the nerve or strength to control humanity through slaughter. Even if some of her followers do. She hoped the existence of a Demon Lord would be enough to keep human society from prospering, and we know how that turned out.

>> No.16864938

>>16864936
I take that first part back entirely. I never read that part of the Automation's profile.

They probably weren't designed to be TOO effective. Humanity needed to overcome them, not be wiped out.

>> No.16864939

>>16864934
No, but I do just get spontaneous nosebleeds once in awhile. The only way I see my waifu is through commissions though, so it's already something I'm thinking about and expecting. It might happen if I got surprise waifu art, but that's never happened so I don't know.

What did you see anon?

>> No.16864942

>>16864936
What if the current Chief God actually loves humanity and was horrified to learn of the cycle from her predecessor.
I want to believe in a peaceful future damn it.

>> No.16864949

>>16864942
The chief god wanted to carry the cycle on. Sent the hero to slay the new DL who threatened the cycle early. He had a little wax in his ears on that day though, so when he found her, he went and laid her instead.

Then some centuries down the line, his daughters brought back a custom from an interesting eastern country called Zipangu, and when his wife cleaned his ears out, he realized his mistake, but it was too late to back out.

>> No.16864953

>>16864939
I don't have a waifu yet, but I'm still looking to find her. This is what set me off.
>>>/d/7358248
I've always been tied between dragon-types, harpy-types, and wolfu-types. Maybe this is destiny or some shit? This is a cute birb.

>> No.16864954

>>16864942
Ensuring peace for everyone would involve finding the original Chief God who created the universe and bringing her back. Then MGs and Humans can live together equally. The current Chief God isn't going to let that happen, though.

Although if something like the Imperial Manse could be found in the Lost Civilization, the current Chief God could be defeated forever.

>> No.16864958

>>16864932
Oh yes, she is a sweet lady. The various Cupids, Valkyrie and occasional Goddesses that pick you up are very sure to remind you of this while the sweet lady in question is knocking down buildings and rag-dolling anyone who gets in her way all the while screaming in a mixture of lust and pure rage that you're not inside of her yet and bee-lining towards you.

Very. Sure.

Though, the fact that fucking RA of all deities turned white as a ghost when it was her turn to grab you and saw what was coming her way is worrying on an awful lot of levels.

>> No.16864969

>>16864958
Eros is just passionate is all. After she calms down a bit you'll get handed off to her and experience the most amazing sex possible.
Just imagine it anon. The slow passionate moans as she grinds her hips and rivulets of sweat glide down her delicious caramel brown skin and the awe of her perfect body before you just begging to be impregnated with Demigoddesses of love.
The velvety soft touch of her lips against yours as her tongue wraps around yours.
Her three sets of angelic wings wrapping around you, filling your body with warmth and a sense of love and safety.

>> No.16864978

>>16864969
I'm imagining Eros is just perfect beyond perfect at making you feel passionately loved in the bedroom. Might not be the kinkiest sex ever but it's probably unbeatable when it comes to feeling fulfiled. Like, crying when you cum because of how much love you feel.
Plus that little description already sounds quite hot. Wonder if there are any unusual aspects to her being a goddess and all, outside of just the three sets of wings. Nothing TOO mind-destroying or anything, but just something that really visually lets you know she's a true actual god.

>> No.16864985

>>16864978
She's probably always emitting a holy corona that makes her appear radiant at all times.
Her sclera are golden and her irises are pink, except when they aren't.
If you stick it into her you feel a rapturous heat and your soul becomes connected to her divine spark as her love permeates your entire being.

>> No.16864991

Which species would incubize their husbands the fastest?

>> No.16864994

>>16864991
Dark Matter

>> No.16864995

>>16864991
Dark Matter. Not even Lilims or Khepri can compete.

>> No.16864996

>>16864985
She probably doesn't have human biology or a womb, her pussy is probably a portal to her soul and her very concept as a goddess. Like sticking your dick into the red cracks on a Pharoah's body, you're cumming inside her spirit rather than her body, her vessel.

>> No.16864997

While we're talking about divine Waifus, how would sex with Inari Ōkami be different than fucking a regular Inari?

>> No.16865000

>>16864996
It still gets her pregnant though anon, don't think you're getting out of Demigoddess daughterus.

>> No.16865003

>>16865000
Of course, but don't think the pregnancy of a goddess is anything like a mortal woman's pregnancy.

Hell, in proper Grecian fashion, the nerdiest of your daughterus to be might be born out of Eros' mind.

>> No.16865005

>>16864985
She sounds absolutely lovely. And caramel brown skin on top of that? what kind of bodytype?

>> No.16865008

>>16865003
Their souls probably just spring up after gestating in their mother for a while before splitting off and forming bodies. Something crazy like that.

>>16865005
>what kind of bodytype?
Anon, she's the goddess of love.
Her body is Perfect.

>> No.16865014

>>16865008
>Your very first daughter slips off your wife's form as a ball of vaguely pink white light.
>The light shifts into the form of a fully grown woman, and soon her eyes open, settling on you
>Feel many great and powerful emotions as a father, but there's also a bit of disappointment coloured in, as a mortal man.
>Daughteru hones in on that disappointment and smiles softly, her form quickly changing into that of a newborn
>Get to raise and dote on your demi-goddes for 18 years as normal.

>> No.16865015

>>16865008
Oh, I see. Then I hope it isn't too cliche if she indulge in receiving some body worship.
Also dear lord can you imagine just the snuggling of drifting off to sleep with the goddess of love herself? The ultimate comfort and fulfillment you'd feel from that would be enough to turn one into a true sleep that only she could wake them from. In fact, I wonder if she ever does that for a time so her husband can find true rest.

>> No.16865017

>>16865014
Even your own children adjust to your mental notion of perfect love and fulfillment.
Shit, marrying Eros sounds like a pretty damn sweet gig.

>> No.16865018

>>16864969
Oh without a doubt. Your life in the near future is going to be one of love and comfort never before experienced by a mortal man.

It's just that your life right now is in the very disconcerting position of being tucked under Mars' arm, the very incarnation of valour and soldierly virtues herself as she hops from building to building shouting an endless stream of "Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! SHIT!" while you hear a great many things blowing up behind you before she rugby tosses you towards Sekhmet... just before abruptly getting tackled through the Tanukicorp building.

You've got a lot on your mind right now.

...And also a lot of wedding invitations to write when this is over.

>> No.16865024

>>16865014
>The first of anon's demigoddess daughterus slips off from around her mother's heart.
>She grows into a maiden, pure and happy bringing joy wherever she goes.
>The second slips off from Eros' hands and grows into a warrior. a strong and decisive leader.
>The third springs forth from her mother's head and becomes a scholar, bringing a passion for learning to her life and becoming an accomplished sorcerer.

>>16865015
Goddesses are often amazing cuddlers anon. Eros ranks second of the top five.
It goes, from lowest to highest: Apep,
Ra, Amaterasu, Eros, Hathor.

>> No.16865034

>>16865024
>The fourth slips off her hips, butt and pussy, growing into the kind of girl who wants to share the pleasure of her body around.
>We don't mention the fourth.

>> No.16865037

>>16865034
If anything she'd be a lewd girl, not a slut anon.

>> No.16865043

>>16864674

The Hinezumi thought offering her my handmade food was cute the problem is..... you know, the Hinezumi modus operandi for getting a husbando is to get them into battle frenzy and fight them. Her bullshit "your man has to be strong" instinct prevented her from claiming me after she beat me.

>> No.16865044

I was already planning on carrying around a concentrated mix of Raging Mushroom in case I met a Phantom, but now I'm going to take four. If a Goddess charges at me in lust-fueled madness, I'm not running from the best sex anyone will ever have.

>> No.16865045

>>16865037
Regardless, I want the stern and taciturn second, who is secretly a huge addict for kisses and hugs in private, and expresses through her athletic body and physical affections what she can't through spoken word.

But her writing is almost unbearably lovey-dovey, her diary enough to make a committed yandere blush

>> No.16865047

>>16865045
Well she is a daughter of Eros after all anon.
She'd probably write you the sappiest bardic poems ever.

>> No.16865048
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16865048

I need a buttslut spider.

>> No.16865050

>>16865043
I mean, I'd like to think an MG would have the presence of mind to know there's a time and a place for everything, and that roundhouse kicking a man's cookies away is probably neither the time nor the place.

>> No.16865053

>>16865047
>Dedicates every martial achievement to you
>Is universally feared for her demoralizing effects in duels and tournaments because she has one of her sisters read aloud her poems dedicated to extolling your every virtue.
>It can take hours to read and it makes the enemy exhausted before the fight while it only serves to invigorate her.

>> No.16865054

>>16865043
I thought they only do that if the man has a knowledge of martial arts?

>> No.16865056

>>16865034
>The fourth gets an arrow stuck in her head at some point, just like her mother before her.
>And the cycle begins anew, much to the groaning of a lot of other Goddesses who had enough of that shit last time.

>> No.16865057

>>16865053
Don't forget that like her mother, she's a great cuddler.

>>16865056
At least it's just a Demigoddess this time.

>> No.16865059

>>16865057
>Demigoddess
Quartergoddess offspring?

>> No.16865066
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>>16865048
I don't see how that would work.

>> No.16865068

>>16865066
She has a non-functioning anus, purely there to stick dick in.

>> No.16865071

>>16865048
I need a buttslut spider with a plump butt
Fat butts don't look good on spiders

>> No.16865074

>>16865057
That's gotta be a fun conversation to have with your new son-in-law.

>"Son, let me tell you about how I met your wife's mom. It was a warm day, I was on my way to the store, and a bunch of pink angels were trying to get me laid..."

>> No.16865076

>>16865066
Based on that picture, I'd bet you'd appreciate a paizurislut Arachne more.
For the record, that's an Arachne witha
fetish for Paizuri, not an arachne who gives a lot of titfucks.

>> No.16865077

>>16865066
He didn't say it was her butt

>> No.16865079
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16865079

>>16865066
Maybe not with Rachnee but there are other spider designs available.

>> No.16865081

>>16865079
>that
>a spider

>> No.16865082

>>16865054
Yes, but they pretend to be disgusted by sex. So if they secretly want a guy to fuck them, it stands to reason they challenge him so he rapes them.

>> No.16865084
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>>16865081
I'd post Regura spiders but the only SFW images I have have already been posted.

>> No.16865085

>>16865084
If that's a spider, a girl with wings on her head is a harpy.

>> No.16865086
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>>16865081
What about this one?

>> No.16865087

>>16865082
Wouldn't challenging someone imply they actually need to accept the challenge?
There's a fine line between challenging, and assaulting.

>> No.16865088

>>16865086
That's a Suzuka clone.

>> No.16865091
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16865091

>>16865085
Don't be silly, that would be a Shoebill.

>> No.16865093

>>16865086
Of course that isn't. Her husband is though That's a spider like a flayer is a Kraken

>> No.16865094

>>16865088
What's worst (best), getting your coffee stirred by Suzuka or whatever the fuck an Atlach-Nacha would do to you?

>> No.16865097

>>16865094
Getting your coffee stirred by an Atlach-Nacha named Suzuka.

>> No.16865098

>Once a man has walked along the path to corruption, a demon will propose a "pact" that mainly says "for offering everything to me, I promise you eternal pleasure."

>At a glance, it looks as if the demon has total domination over her man, but in actuality, the situation is a bit different. The demon herself is also bound by the power of the pact, and can never go against it. In other words, it means the man can also use the demon's body for the enjoyment of pleasure whenever he wants and in any way he pleases. If a man demand sex, she must accept everything. Regardless of it not being part of the pact, a demon will cook whatever her man wants to eat every day, and visit clothing stores to acquire whatever outfits he wants her to wear. It seem that it is in their nature to give into their men's demands and spoil them, regardless of the pact.

This is pretty great. Signing a contract with the Devil will seem to benefit the human but actually help Satan. Signing a Demon MG's contract is the opposite.

>> No.16865099

>>16865050
If she wants the guy for herself, but is to proud to admit it or her bullshit "only marry a strong man" tradition keeps her from claiming him and knows that a man gently offering food to MGs is likely to get married to another MG within minutes, it stands to reason she kicks the food away.

>> No.16865101

>>16865094
I don't get it. This a euphemism for getting pegged?

>> No.16865103

>>16865101
>>16860645

>> No.16865108

>>16865094
Why have you been allowed to shitpost like this unchecked?
Soundingfags go die.

>> No.16865109

>>16865097
That sounds pretty good, though if you find an Atlach-Nacha named Suzuka chances are her father is an anon

>> No.16865110

>>16865087
Yes, the point is the Hinezumi's special ability is that the man will WANT to fight her once she challenges him. Normally she only challenge martial artists but technically she can challenge any man and he will accept. He will just regret it and end up beaten up if he cant fight.

>> No.16865112

>>16865108
no_fun_allowed.jpg

>> No.16865114

>>16865098
>whatever outfits he wants her to wear
I want to tell a Demon to buy simple, conservative clothing.

>> No.16865116

>>16865110
I want to throw sand in a hinezumi's eyes and restrain her while she's blinded!

>> No.16865121

>>16865114
That's superlewd, even for her.

>> No.16865124
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nom

>> No.16865128

>>16865114
Are you implying a Demon wouldn't make a pair of jeans and a regular T-shirt the sexiest thing ever?
Try to visualize the tight fit on her breasts, ass and thighs, then think again

>> No.16865132

>Dating a canine MG.
>You ask if she has any weird fetishes.
>She blushes and says no.
>You ask again.
>Her fetish is sex with you while you're turned into a dog. Not a normal one, either. A magical one that looks like something a Doujinshi artist would draw.
>She gives you a Hentai Manga about a girl having a full relationship with her dog as an example.

>You think it's weird as fuck, but agree.
>It's the most incredible thing you've ever done.
>Everything about her smells perfect.
>Your dick is on fire before you're even inside her.


How do you go back to normal sex?

Or if you won't agree, do you find a new Waifu?

>> No.16865144

>>16865103
Ah. I'm not overly fond of the idea of sounding, personally. Doesn't really do anything for me. Dick goes in things, not the other way around.

>> No.16865155

>>16865132
I'd do it. But only when we're feeling less loving and more lusting.

>> No.16865164
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>>16864445
And if the naval officer orders it?

>> No.16865172

>>16865124
Shark girls probably give the best love bites.

>> No.16865176

>>16865172
>Vampires hate her!

>> No.16865177

>>16865110
But what's the point if she would win anyway? If she didn't have the nerve to be forward in the first place, she won't have the nerve after sullying his cookies and beating his face in, either.
She would only get raped if he won, but surely she would know that this random dude handing out cookies isn't some martial artist?

Regardless, it's a pretty douchebag thing to do. I wonder if she goes around "challenging" old people and cripples, as well?

>> No.16865200

>>16865172
>Shark girl sneaks up on you to give you a love bite on your neck
>She bites down harder than she should have
>Razor sharp teeth puncture your artery
>Bleed out in front of her

I think one of the saddest things I can think of is monster girls accidentally hurting (or worse)the ones they love.

>> No.16865221

>>16865200
Good thing her teeth only makes you bleed spirit energy instead of blood. It's like getting stabbed by a demonic silver sword.

>> No.16865281

>>16865164
The high seas would be a dangerous place with Monster Girl Pirates about.

Instead of taking your booty, they'll be giving you theirs.

>> No.16865302

>>16865281
Yo ho fiddle my D,
banging a pirate is alright with me.

>> No.16865306

>>16865086
Best spider

>> No.16865322
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16865322

Great now I want to fuck Lucifer, anime has gone too far this time.

>> No.16865340

>>16864643
Nah its Asterio

>> No.16865344

>>16865302
What if the pirates break the heart of the world and kidnap all the Fairies though?
>>16865322
>he only wants the Lightbringer to illuminate him now
Kids these days.

>> No.16865351
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>>16865344
Look I tried to be a good boy but Lucifer having blonde hair and handle bar horns broke me.

Asmodeus is the hottest though.

>> No.16865355

>>16865351
Hey at least Satan from Devilman wasn't the one who made you fall.
Goddamn Alps.

>> No.16865363

>>16865351
>that candle
Like fire, hellfire!
This fire in my skin!

>> No.16865373

>>16865344
That a Rayman 2 reference?

>> No.16865375

>>16865373
Why yes, yes it is!

>> No.16865376

>>16865351
>>16865322
Weak willed.

>> No.16865379

>>16865375
Automaton Pirates are a frightening thought.

>> No.16865380

>>16865379
I want it.

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>>16865376
Go away God, you can't have our foreskins.

>> No.16865385

>>16865379
Fearboners are a wonderful thing

>> No.16865388

>>16865379
What kind of booty would Automaton Pirates plunder?
And is it okay for me to talk about booty plundering or does it still shiver someone's timbers?

>> No.16865390

>>16865380
They're actually old theme park attractions that started to think they were the real deal so they escaped.

>> No.16865392

>>16865385
Ninjaws-chan is mine.
>>16865390
Dammit Pixar.

>> No.16865396

>>16865383
Satan is evil and you shouldn't trust her.

>> No.16865402

>>16865379
>Cease your resistance!

>> No.16865410

>>16865390
Well at least they're not gonna eat the tourists.

>> No.16865413

>>16865388
Anons they like on a cruise ship I think

They have to do it fast or some aquatic monstergirls will steal them away

>> No.16865422

>>16865376
If this is being weak then I don't want to be strong.
>>16865383
I think I might be becoming a slut for demons.

>> No.16865427
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>>16865413
>you will never be caught between the Automaton captain of a submarine and a Kuddly Kraken
>>16865422
Demons are sluts for you!

>> No.16865436

>>16865410
Nah, they just wait for a boat to go out to sea then they blast music from the speakers, rob the boat and assault the men. It's really annoying for everyone.

>> No.16865440

>>16865427
Arguably one of the most important features for a Demon to become Ara Ara goddess is the legs. That demon nails it.

>> No.16865457

>>16865390
That actually sounds more adorable than anything.
I want to sail a little cardboard pirate ship through the living room with my piratey daughteru...

>> No.16865462

>>16865457
You gonna make mom give up the cookies?

>> No.16865463

>>16865427
>Demons are sluts for you!
Wouldn't have it any other way, the bigger the slut she is the better. As long as she's my personal slut.

>> No.16865469

Reminder that male virginites belong to the Demon Army

>> No.16865471

>>16865457
You'd have to remind your wife she can't process alcohol all the time.

>> No.16865478

>>16865469
i'm waiting.

>> No.16865481

>>16865478
Don't worry. They'll have it in October.

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>>16865469
It's not like my virginity is going anywhere in a hurry so the demon army should be pleased. At least if they're fine with borderline wizards.

>> No.16865501

>>16865488
>Desert region demons

hnnng

>> No.16865510

>>16865469
No, they belong to the Unicorns
That's the ONE thing they are asking for, it's just cruel to deny them that

>> No.16865515

>>16865510
Imagine how bad it must feel for Unicorns. All they want is a pure virgin boy and the lewd evil demons keep snatching up their virgin boys.

>> No.16865521

>>16865501
As much as I love blue demons, there's just something about the brown ones.
>>16865510
It's fine, they won't care about it once they become Bicorns.

>> No.16865526

>>16865515
Maybe they should weaponize chastity?

>> No.16865528

>>16865521
It's hard to say which one I like best. The lewd nature of a Bicorn, or the pure nature of a Unicorn.

>> No.16865530
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16865530

horsegirls are the best.
for obvious reason

>> No.16865531

>>16865530
The super comfy furniture you buy?

>> No.16865533

>>16865526
How does one do that?

>> No.16865538

>>16865531
You can always lean on a centaur and cuddle her.

>> No.16865542

>>16865533
Magical rings that absorb lewd thoughts and intentions until the person wearing it becomes married, and it'll crumble soon after it senses the right conditions. Maybe even come with some special cock/vag block magic that either steers situations away from lewdness in discreet ways, or a force field that prevents entry.
But once that ring is gone and all that pent up stuff comes back, the honeymoon will be spent in bed.

>> No.16865543

>>16864460
People just don't like futa. That's why. They think posting a girl who isn't futa but has a lot of futa art of her is like a doorway for futa shit.

I don't really give a shit aslong as it's not posting futa or talking about it.

>> No.16865544

>>16865538
Well, horses are warm animals.

>> No.16865550

>>16865542
>Disgusted Demon.jpg

>> No.16865551

>>16865322
I didn't like Lucifer as a figma, but she grew on me on the first episode.

>> No.16865556

>>16865530
I like Centorea for her personality.

>> No.16865561

>>16865556
But you also feel an attraction to her body, right?

>> No.16865564

>>16865561
I'd smash.

>> No.16865566
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>>16865556
She easily has the most appealing personality out of the cast for me too.

Her chest helps though.

>> No.16865568

>>16865564
Sounds like you would have a great relationship then.

>> No.16865572

>>16865561
Well yeah.
>>16865566
Knightly girls are amazing.

>> No.16865575

>>16865551
Seeing her pose sure helped. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikal2B-7GG4

>> No.16865583

>>16865572
Knightly girls are a huge weakness of mine.

If there was a girl with that kind of personality and horns/wings I'd probably have my heart stolen.

>> No.16865590
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>>16865583
No horns though

>> No.16865595

>>16865590
I'd kneel infront of her and kiss her boots.

>> No.16865602

>>16865590
Close but unfortunately not close enough.

>> No.16865605

>>16864162
>genre: Comedy

Is it supposed to be funny the way they messed with my feelings on the last episode? I was crying and everything.

>> No.16865607

>>16865531
>>16865538
>>16865556
>>16865561
>>16865564
>>16865568
>>16865566
>>16865572
i wasn't talking about her breasts you fucking normies, i was talking about her HORSE PUSSY
and
crotch tits

>> No.16865610

Don't reply to that bait

>> No.16865611

(you)

>> No.16865615

Someone needs to get thrown into the Matango pit

>> No.16865618

>>16865615
I volunteer.

>> No.16865622

>>16865610
>its bait because ???

>> No.16865628 [DELETED] 

>>16865388
>Shiver my circuits, shiver my bolts
>Yo ho, heave ho
>There are women whose sockets are a thousand volts
>Yo ho, heave ho.
>And they sailed their ship across the ocean wet
>A cock-hungry Gremlin and her metal get
>It's as hot a tale as was ever told, of the thirst for penis and the love of chode
>Shiver my circuits, shiver my vibe
>There are monsters more salty than the men they ride
>Yo ho, heave ho
>And those buccaneers drowned their sins in cum
>The Devil herself would have to call them chums
>Every lass aboard would have screwed her mate
>For a flask of dick juice or a really hot date
>A really hot daaate
>Five, six, seven, eight
>Booba-rocka, booba-rocka something gone right
>Many sucky-fucky things gonna happen tonight
>Booba-rocka, booba-rocka sailor man beware
>When there's semen on the ground there's fucking in the air
>Fucking in the air
>ONE MORE TIME NOW
>Shiver my circuits, my bones
>There are secrets that sleep with old Daisy Jones
>When the jet engine's set and the anchor's weighed
>There's no turning back from any ass that's laid
>And when lust and villainy sail the sea
>You can bet your pants there'll be lechery
>Shiver my circuits, shiver my male
>Wed men tell no tales

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>>16865615
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.16865637

>>16865388
>Shiver my circuits, shiver my bolts
>Yo ho, heave ho
>There are women whose sockets are a thousand volts
>Yo ho, heave ho.
>And they sailed their ship across the ocean wet
>A cock-hungry Gremlin and her metal get
>It's as hot a tale as was ever told, of the thirst for penis and the love of chode
>Shiver my circuits, shiver my vibe
>There are monsters more salty than the men they ride
>Yo ho, heave ho
>And those buccaneers drowned their sins in cum
>The Devil herself would have to call them chums
>Every lass aboard would have screwed her mate
>For a flask of dick juice or a really hot date
>A really hot daaate
>Five, six, seven, eight
>Booba-rocka, booba-rocka something gone right
>Many sucky-fucky things gonna happen tonight
>Booba-rocka, booba-rocka sailor man beware
>When there's semen on the ground there's fucking in the air
>Fucking in the air
>ONE MORE TIME NOW
>Shiver my circuits, my bones
>Yo ho, heave ho
>There are secrets that sleep with old Daisy Jones
>Yo ho, heave ho
>When the jet engine's set and the anchor's weighed
>There's no turning back from any ass that's laid
>And when lust and villainy sail the sea
>You can bet your pants there'll be lechery
>Shiver my circuits, shiver my male
>Wed men tell no tales

>> No.16865645

>>16865628
>>16865637
What are you doing?

>> No.16865652

>>16865645
I couldn't help but notice some more yo ho heave ho's in the second one.

>>16865637
I haven't even heard this before (that or it's been fucking ages). So I listened to it while reading this at the same time.
Hysterical.

>> No.16865654

>>16865645
Given that the first one was deleted by the time you posted, they were probably just doing revision.

>> No.16865662
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16865662

Very fast moose running at incredible high speed

>> No.16865687

>>16865662
Is she running from her problems?

>> No.16865691

I want...no.
I need fluffy tail.
It wouldn't be exaggeration at this point to say my body needs mofu to survive.
I don't care the source. Fox, wolf, squirrel, even dragon.
All that matters is my fix.

>> No.16865693

>>16865691
Watch out anon, the mofu mafia exploits poor souls like you. Don't worry, I'm with you. Mofu is the purpose of my life and I won't stop until I am face first into fluffy paws or a fluffy tail.

>> No.16865694

>>16865691
>lich hears anon's desire for mofu and attaches a tail to herself
Undead mofu wouldn't be so bad.

>> No.16865702

>>16865694
But would undead even bother to brush or groom their tails?

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>>16865691
sounds like you need mofu like i need cows, its okay anon, we all have healthy addictions

>> No.16865711

>>16865705
I'm going to drink a Holst's milk until I get big strong healthy bones!

>> No.16865724

>>16865711
boners*

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>>16865691
I know this feel all too well.

>> No.16865756

>>16865724
Can I dick the Holst with my big strong healthy boner then?

>> No.16865760

>>16865687
What kind of problems do cute moose have? Lion is having problems with the cold behind her

>> No.16865762

>>16865732
Do you think that fox at the fox shrines let lonely mofu addicts sleep on, touch and groom their tail?

>> No.16865781

>>16865762
If so, I am in need of their charity.

>> No.16865834

>>16865762
Of course. Though what usually happens is those people end up working and living at the shrine as permanent residents.

>> No.16865944

>>16865340
>Asterio
That's a bummer.

>> No.16865986

>>16865702
Probably not. Undead mofy would be the lowest qualitty of mofu produced.

>> No.16865997

>>16865986
How can a corpse even compete with the warm touch of living mofu?

>> No.16865998

>>16865986
Depends which undead it was attached to. A wight would probably spend a great deal of time grooming it or getting one of her maids to handle it.

>> No.16865999

>>16865997
i dont like women that talk back, so one that would only communicate with grunts and moans is my ideal.

>> No.16866008

>>16865999
Nah. Undead girls are meant to be lonely and bullied. It's just nature.

>> No.16866020

>>16865998
Vampire and Wights might have mofu that's better than your average fox, but that's the furthest they can go.

>>16865997
No matter how much they try, it's just too hard to win.

>> No.16866040
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16866040

>>16866008
rude

>> No.16866052

>>16866040
I'm going to bully that undead by stealing her panties. And there's nothing she can do!

>> No.16866060

Monster lolis doing self bondage!

>> No.16866063

>>16866052
but what if she doesn't wear panties?

>> No.16866066

>>16866063
Then I'm stealing her shoes so I can sniff them!

>> No.16866067

>>16866063
then you steal her clit instead, dummy.

>> No.16866068

>>16866066
what if her only possession are her two nickels?

>> No.16866073
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16866073

>>16866040
I wonder if kingdoms where wights/vampires rule are straight undead lands or a more Castlevania-style spookland.
The difference being whether or not you'd find things like werewolves, werebats, medusae etc.

>> No.16866075

>>16866068
The I'd bully her by taking her in, caring for her and trying my hardest to get her back into the high life she once had and deserves.

>> No.16866078

>>16865986
>>16865997
>>16866020
>Implying silky smooth mofu that is cool isn't the most comfy to wrap around yourself and bury your face in
>Implying it isn't as heavenly as waking up on a hot night and turning your pillow over to the cooler side.
Plebs don't get to talk.

>> No.16866081

>>16866073
For some reason I always imagined Wights/Vampires have large mansions and castles like in the pic.

>> No.16866084
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>>16865986
>Undead anything
>low quality
This guy.

>> No.16866091

>>16866084
"Not alive" is already one step down, so yeah.

>> No.16866092

>>16866073
>go to her homeland
>for some reason she decided to style it after retro 1950s America after watching happy days
>her subjects just go along with it.

>> No.16866096

>>16866091
No monstergirl is alive here. They don't exist.

In fact, you're not alive either. None of us are. This universe is a simulation.

>> No.16866097

>>16866091
>one step up*

>> No.16866104

>>16866096
t. weed science man

>> No.16866119

There should really be a Deluxe Kitsune Bedtime Service.

>Tea made by a cute fox.
>Probably some kind of tea cake.
>Talking together under the Kotatsu, with her tails wrapped around your legs and lower body.
>Spooned in bed.
>Whether big or little is up to you.
>Tailjob while talking about how badly she wants you.
>Hot, perfect sex.
>Falling asleep in each other's arms. And in her tails.
>She makes you whatever breakfast you want in the morning.

Now you won't be cold and alone anymore!

>> No.16866128

>>16866078
Undead mofu is shit because it would be messy and cold, maybe even dirty too.

>>16866084
Undead makes most things worse, so yes.

>> No.16866133

>>16866119
How much is this service? I need it.

>> No.16866135

>>16866119
I remember a touhou doujin that was exactly this actually.

>> No.16866136

>>16866119
See anon, like many of these kinds of things, an industry like that just couldn't be sustainable as after one sex the employed Kitsune is now married and can't have any other clients.

That being said, what you described would make an excellent courting ritual!

>> No.16866142

>>16866133
you must sacrifice earth to the dark dimension

>> No.16866147

>>16866081
Me too.

In modern settings I'd imagine them living is a penthouse on top of skyscrapers. In fact the whole building is owned by her.

>> No.16866149

>>16866133
Free if you hit it off and start dating. Which is always.

>>16866135
Please link it immediately.

>> No.16866152

>>16866136
>See anon, like many of these kinds of things, an industry like that just couldn't be sustainable as after one sex the employed Kitsune is now married and can't have any other clients.
the kitsune was the client.

>> No.16866162

>>16866136
They get money from both the fox and the guy after the night is over. There are a lot of dating services involving mgs.

>> No.16866167

>>16866136
It's actually a dating service with a 100% satisfaction rate, which is a far better business to be in!

>>16866142
Protip: The Dark Dimension is not Gensokyo with the lights off.

>> No.16866169

>ywn be followed home by a Zombie
>ywn have her attack you and push you to the ground so she can rape you
>She will never grow a liking to you
>she will never just collapse onto your body while she cuddles you and sucks on your fingers
>she will never be your mindless raping cuddle bug girlfriend who loves to hug you in bed

>> No.16866181

>>16866169
>>ywn be followed home by a Zombie
of course not, just keep a steady peace and evenutally she wont be able to catch up.

>> No.16866187

>>16866181
She can smell your dick, Anon. She'll follow your scent to your house where she'll just bump into the door until you open.

>> No.16866192

>>16866187
Just walk near a crowd and she will get confused. Also, scent dissapears.

>> No.16866196
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16866196

Do Vampires think feeding in public is too lewd?

>> No.16866197

>>16866196
>scrape and lick

>> No.16866199

>>16866192
But I actually want a zombie girl to take notice of me and love me.

>> No.16866200

>>16866192
like assasins creed

>> No.16866204

The deadest hours of the threads are undead girl hours. I like that.

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>>16866091
Incorrect.

>> No.16866220

>>16866216
If I wanted a non-warm girl, I'd pick a Shirohebi or something.

>> No.16866222

>>16866091
People are aware that MGE "undead" are actually alive right? They're not undead in the traditional sense.

>> No.16866223

>>16866119
>Bedtime Service.
Hope you like to find out she's pleased other men the same way before you arrived.

>> No.16866230

>>16866220
>non-warm

Even the Glacies and Ice Queens feel warm after you managed to win them over. Don't expect them to show this side to anyone else though.

>snowboard captcha

>> No.16866233

>>16866223
Sometimes that stuff doesn't matter. What matters is that she's cuddling YOU in bed and telling YOU reassuring things while she strokes your head.

That's what matters to me.

>> No.16866235

>>16866230
I meant physically, not attitude-wise.

>> No.16866237

>>16866199
Then go to a graveyard and get the attention of one. Then you go away at a pace she can follow and go through places that don't have any people on it. That should be enough.

>>16866222
KC's undead are way too dumb.

>> No.16866240

>>16866222
Yeah it's pretty known. It's just nice to have a little fun with just making up stuff about the undead state in MGE.

>> No.16866242

>>16866233
All for the money.

>> No.16866244

>>16866187
>where she'll just bump into the door until you open.
I don't think I could handle the constant thumping and frustrated groaning. I'd have to let her in eventually

>> No.16866245

>>16866242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09ZSKE38lTU

>> No.16866247

>>16866220
Why pick a zombie when you could just pick a succubus that lives in a cold place? Even a cuddlebug human would work.

>> No.16866252

>>16866237
>Then go to a graveyard and get the attention of one. Then you go away at a pace she can follow and go through places that don't have any people on it. That should be enough.

I'm going to do it! I'm going to get myself a cute Zombie girlfriend, I'll love her and make her feel special.

>> No.16866257

>>16866242
I know, but it's nice to be cuddled.

>> No.16866258

>>16866252
Be careful to not drawn skellies or a zombie horde.

>> No.16866266

>>16866257
They're empty acts of affection, Anon. A cash-in for the less fortunate. Cuddles are not a currency.

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>>16866119
Cuddle combo

>> No.16866273

>>16866222
Not this meme again. They're undead, but a lot of the end results look like they're alive because magic.

>> No.16866281

>>16866258
I'll make sure to just get the one.

>> No.16866288

>>16866222
>are actually alive
Anon, they are very much not the living.
They don't rot, fall apart, can have undead kids, and a whole host of other things because of DE, but they're definitely dead.

>> No.16866289

>>16866266
I just want to be held and told reassuring things.

>> No.16866291

>>16866288
Meant to say DON'T fall apart.

>> No.16866295

>>16866289
The sooner you face the truth, the better. Trust me on this, Anon.

It hurts but it's better than living a lie I think

>> No.16866301

>>16866270
>and so anon never left his bed again

>> No.16866305

>>16866273
If you have a daughteru with an undead she actually comes out alive, but cold. Also, people who are transformed while being alive are most likely the same since mamono mana doesn't kill.

>> No.16866315

>>16866305
Anon, go read the description for the Undead Grey Lamentation Mushrooms.
Females who eat them, in the process of being monsterized to undead, actually straight-up die. It says that plain as day.

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>>16866270
>you will never have a shortstack dairy Weresheep

>> No.16866339

>>16866332
Does sheep milk help you sleep?
I bet it has a nice silky taste

>> No.16866342

>>16866295
I wouldn't really think into it. Sure she's done it with other men and I'd be paying her. But a cuddle and a "I love you" is all I need to keep going. Even if they are empty.

Sometimes it's best to settle for what you've got

>> No.16866414

>>16866332
>Former insomniac anon lays down with his dairy weresheep snuggled close
>they're both just breathing softly enveloped in one another after she gave him some milk
>suddenly Anon starts whispering with eyes still closed
>One. One. One...
>"What are you doing babe?"
>he squeezes her tight and kisses her neck
>Counting sheep.
>Weresheep curls up extra close to him with a wet-eyed smile

>> No.16866428

>>16866339
>Does sheep milk help you sleep?
no , in an ironic twist its an energy drink that makes you UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC

>> No.16866430

>>16866315
Must've missed that part.
What confuses me about the MGE undead is that line on the zombie profile saying that they are a living race, but then again KC left it to the reader's imagination.

>> No.16866450

>>16866430
kc is a terrible writer, love his art but it is what it is.

>> No.16866466

>>16866450
For such a terrible writer, we all seem to like it.
Also, that sounds like something more due to an iffy translation.

>> No.16866478

>>16866466
Terrible readers for a terrible writer.

>> No.16866479

>>16866414
It's bad.

>> No.16866481

>>16866450
He's fine, there's just one or two consistencies here and there and like the other anon said, translation errors have plagued the material for a long time. Especially with older profiles such as Zombie.

>> No.16866493

>>16866450
I know it's over analizying a porn setting, but it really bothers me how undead are the way they are, especially when I think about the process of monterization.

But I just feel like he needs to make undead more undead.

>> No.16866510

>>16866450
90% of the time when someone says "KC is a terrible writer" what's really going on is that there's some component of the setting they don't like.

>> No.16866516

>>16866478
Sums up the thread with it's writing wing (not defending kc though).

>> No.16866520

>>16866510
>Objectively shit component in setting is fine, it's just people that don't like it

>> No.16866530

Please get back to monster girls and stop complaining about KC. We get it. You don't like X thing KC wrote. We've been told this for the billionth time.

>> No.16866533

I think we should build a wall to keep the monster girls out. They never put a day's work in, they turn women into more monster girls and then they keep all the men for themselves! Absolutely selfish!

>> No.16866535

>>16866520
So are you gonna argue like /v/ or are you going to actually say what upsets you?

>> No.16866538

>>16866510
You're right there, it comes down to "stop writing what I don't like, it disproves my headcanon."

>> No.16866543

>>16866535
>If a monstergirl you don't like catches you, you get raped until you like it
Nice fucking escapism.

>> No.16866545

>>16866520
>objectively

>> No.16866549

>>16866533
Sometimes I genuinely do consider if what they're doing is the right thing. But on the other side I'm an idiot who can easily be persuaded so eh.

I get they're ending a lot of problems, but do they have to do it against our will all while ignoring the customs, preferences and traditions we have as humans? It just seems a bit forceful.

>> No.16866554

>>16866545
>>16866535
>/v/ invented certain words
You can stop now.

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>>16866543
Oh god help us, monster girls tend to be predatory in nature. If you get caught, a) you were too weak, and b) odds are you traipsed into monster territory.

>> No.16866572

>>16866554
Only one of those posts mentioned /v/, you may be retarded.

>> No.16866574

>>16866549
That's what the extremist faction does and why I dislike them. It's just going to end up with more casualities on both sides.
I feel like a slow and steady corruption is a better way to do things. Let it slip and and show all the benefits as well as giving the time to mix cultures before moving on.

>> No.16866575

>>16866564
>Go out for a walk
>Get raped
>Can't even fight back because they're eating your dick instead of actually eating you so it'd be "edgy"
>Demon Lord thinks this is "good"
KCland, everyone.

>> No.16866584

>>16866572
What did you mention the word for then? Just to parade your autism?

Fuck off mate.

>> No.16866596

>>16866575
>Go out for a walk
>Encounter monster
>Fight and win against a monster because why would you be going out for a walk unprepared?
>Keep walking

>> No.16866604

>>16866574
Don't get me wrong. I'd become Druella's throne anyday and/or make my face her foot stool. But that does sound like the better way of doing things.

>> No.16866609

>>16866575
>>Can't even fight back because they're eating your dick instead of actually eating you so it'd be "edgy"

What does that even mean? I don't get what you're trying to say.

>>16866564
Smug cat is best cat. She makes me feel happy when I see her smug face. I want a smug cat.

>> No.16866613

>>16866596
>Go out for a walk
>have my waifu and daughteru with me
>waifu has me and our daughteru on leashes so people know I'm owned already
>Keep walking

>> No.16866621

>>16866584
Because "objectively" is a sign someone is making a shit argument regardless of where they're from.

You sure seem paranoid about the whole /v/ thing to the point you're seeing accusations when they're not there.

>> No.16866627

>>16866609
>>What does that even mean? I don't get what you're trying to say.
A lot of fags don't like it when you actually fight monstergirls. To them, hurting them for self-defense is wrong because "hurr they're not trying to kill you".

>> No.16866633

>>16866613
>Using leashes in public
This is comparable to degenerancy parades.

>> No.16866634

>>16866609
So you'd want to wake up with her cuddled up against you with the biggest smuggest grin on her face in her sleep?
What kind of smugcat anon? Default?
Shortstack? Tall and /fit/? Chubby?

Or were you the anon who wanted to get together with that Ojou-sama Lapcat?

>> No.16866635

>>16866613
If I'm honest people probably won't want to try and take you because you're too much or a degenerate even for them. But hey atleast you've got that protective barrier.

>> No.16866639

>>16866613
Now here is a man who knows how to do it.

>> No.16866643

>>16866627
To be fair though, if an actual woman tried that shit, of course I'm going to defend myself.

>> No.16866644

>>16866627
Monster girls of all kinds are physically hardy compared to humans. They can handle a blow or three.
Accusations of edge tend to get thrown around when writing emphasis is placed on inflicting serious damage, more or less. Battle damage isn't an off/on switch.

>> No.16866647

>>16866627
Oh. Personally I'm not a fighter, I wouldn't want to hurt an MG even if she was coming onto me. I think running and hiding would be the best alternative. But in no way do I see it as being edgy to fight back. Of course trying to kill one is a bit much but just attacking one to get her to fuck off is fine.

>> No.16866650

Jeez it sure is dumb around here.

>> No.16866652

>>16866650
That's /mgt/ for you.

>> No.16866657

I want a muscle Hinezumi waifubodyguard that will protect my smile. I want her to literally beat me down into bed and beat the orgasms out of me during sex but with special strikes that dont hurt and just cause pleasure. I want her to get off over how weaker than her I am and how safe I feel with her. The problem? Hinezumi only want to marry strong husbands that fight. Is there any way I can get a Hinezumi waifu like this?

>> No.16866662

>>16866627
People don't like it because often the guys mentioning fighting back are just looking for a reason to talk about hurting monster girls, using self defence as a flimsy justification.

If you don't want to get raped, don't get raped. It's a fictional setting and it's not going to happen to you. People might defend themselves within the setting itself sure but don't act surprised when people aren't lining up to talk about beating up the girls they're here to appreciate.

>> No.16866663

>>16866634
I'd love to look into the beautiful eyes of a smug cat while she was pulling the biggest smuggest grin. All while cuddling each other.

>spoiler

I'm more of a default kind of person, I like those bodies you listed. But vanilla smug cat is my kind of smug cat. And sadly I'm not the anon you're talking about, I'm pretty sad I missed out on that lap cat conversation because I was busy.

>> No.16866664

>>16866627
That's one of the dumbest shit I see. How is self defense edgy?

>> No.16866672

>>16866662
So much this

>> No.16866673

Anons stop.

>> No.16866682

>>16866657
Find a deviant Hinezumi.

>> No.16866684

>>16866657
Nope. It goes against the profile.

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>>16866684
>24 hours later and he still mad

>> No.16866694

>>16866657
Seek out a Hinezumi martial arts school that specializes in pressure/pleasure points.
Train there. Improve yourself and train with them.
Hell, this way you'll get to know them a lot better before actually making a decision.

>> No.16866695

>>16866690
Please don't post the Yandere Kiki. She makes me scared.

>> No.16866705

>>16866682

What about a Jinko? Would it be possible with Jinkos?

>> No.16866711

>>16866694

But I also want her to protect my smile and get off on having a weak husbando. Doing that implies I have to beat one in combat to waifu her.

>> No.16866713

>>16866705
Incredibly possible. She'd probably even make you lick her abs. Would you prefer a Russian or Chinese Jinko? It's not gonna affect how often she shoves your face between her thick muscular thighs and makes you eat her out but it'd certainly be better if her accent made your dick hard right?

>> No.16866718

>>16866711
In that case you're probably going to want to look elsewhere. If you're >>16866705 then yeah, a properly specialized Jinko would probably work well for that.
It sounds like a rather uncommon martial art, however.

>> No.16866723
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16866723

I wonder if these guys practice shudo

>> No.16866730
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16866730

I wish I had a science lady to make me a sleep bed so I can sleep from 1:30PM till 9:30.

>> No.16866733

>>16866730
take pills and vodka

>> No.16866734

>>16866723
I want to see an Ochimusha that does Vergils rad Iaido shit.

>> No.16866735

>>16866730
Would you want to wake up to a Gremlin squeezing your morning wood between her breasts?

>> No.16866736

>>16866596
>Go out for a walk
>in formation through monster-occupied clay
>deus vult

>> No.16866738

>>16866723
She's a very skilled warrior so probably.

>> No.16866740

>>16864221
Sukiru Ikeda, BobAnon, and ThatBollocksWriter all come to mind when it comes to shit writers.

>> No.16866744

>>16866713
Why are Russian Jinkos a thing? Will she get jealous if I look at a Hinezumi training with lewd eyes and give me a good martial arts trashing with pleasure inducing punches until I admit she is superior? Will she force me to eat out every inch of her muscles?

>> No.16866752

>>16866713
>Russian jinko
do i feed her vodka?

>> No.16866754

>>16866744
>Why are Russian Jinkos a thing?

Because a stronk Siberian Jinko kabedonning me is what I need. Most continent Jinkos are still great though.

>> No.16866759

>>16864221
>>16866740
>Hey goy remember these shit writers? Don't forget them!

>> No.16866765

>>16866740
I wouldn't put bollocks on the same level as the other two because he actually does some nice green texts when he's not shitposting.

Was Sukiru Ikeda ever from here though? I thought he was from TFT and tumblr.

>> No.16866766

>>16866723
>Shudo
Some of them do that's for sure, having such a young master arouses their protective instinct though they must feel even worst about wanting to lewd him because of his age

>> No.16866770

>>16866744
>Why are Russian Jinkos a thing?
Because people have boners for large muscular Russian women.

>Will she get jealous if I look at a Hinezumi training with lewd eyes and give me a good martial arts trashing with pleasure inducing punches until I admit she is superior?
Yes.

>Will she force me to eat out every inch of her muscles?
You'll have to lick her muscles all over anon. And you'll be rewarded with her big fat cat ass in your face as she sucks your dick dry.

>>16866752
Nah. Give her meat and bread and she's good.
She enjoys a good Vodka, but she can't sustain herself on it.

>> No.16866772

>>16866766
for shudo it would be an apprentice

>> No.16866782

>>16866744
If I'm honest having a Siberian Jinko wife would be hard to understand. I wouldn't know what she'd be saying half the time.

>> No.16866783

>>16866772
Right, I should have said master-to-be
Why would she take on an apprentice if not to craft him into a proper master to serve and bear the children of?

>> No.16866797

I would like an Undead Slime please.

>> No.16866804

>>16866797
How does that even work? Explain?

>> No.16866809

>>16866797
How would that work? Ghost possessing loose slime maybe?
Ectoplasm. We'll call it an Ectoplasm.

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