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Monster Girl Thread - Pharaoh is Master of the Nile, Queen of the Waters of Life, and Keeper of the Book of Rah Edition
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>> No.16843522

Maids are olev

>> No.16843525

>>16843521
>title in both fields
>""Edition""
I was ready to make a new thread too.

>> No.16843526

Yay! Succesful OP post.

>> No.16843527
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Demons are nice.

>> No.16843528
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>>16843525
Sorry anon.

>> No.16843529

>>16843526
You fucked up son.

>> No.16843530

Reminder to not stab the lilim, figuratively or literally

>> No.16843531

>>16843526
Hardly.
But handy proof that Pharaoh is worst girl.

>> No.16843532

>>16843527
>dat exposed areola

>> No.16843534

>>16843528
I won't hold it against you. We all make mistakes sometimes.

>> No.16843535

>>16843530
Gonna pierce the Lilim with my drill.

>> No.16843536

>>16843530
Donutsteelims can fuck off though.

>> No.16843538

>>16843536
Druella isn't for stabbing either

>> No.16843540

Friendly reminder NOT to dick the daughteru. Then you end up with too many daughteru.

>> No.16843541

xth for overdramatizing porn settings

>> No.16843542

>>16843526
>both fields
>edition
>being excited over being the op like it means anything
This is why we need grape snake.

>> No.16843544
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16843544

“I hug people and tell them my lengthy conspiracy theories about the demon lord! I just know she’s working with aliens to increase the planets temperature and remove winter forever! The signs are all there!”

>> No.16843547

Any new automaton?

>> No.16843552

>>16843510
Exactly. I makes me feel uncomfortable imagining it and sometimes even upset. Which I know to some sounds really pathetic. I don't like to admit it, but I share what you feel, anon. I genuinely feel I'd probably break down in tears if I had to do that. But what scares me the most is the idea that I'd let her down with my performance and she wouldn't feel as pleasured as she could possibly feel

Atleast I have all the MGE related support to help me though. Like my waifu's emotional support, Mamono mana, demonic energy, etc etc.

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>>16843547
Automatons haven't gotten much new art lately.

>> No.16843555

>>16843541
xth for accidentally inciting mutiny

>> No.16843559

Given their shyness and akwardness for romance.

What would an Ochimusha would do if her lord tease her over and over with sexual inuendo but never ask her for xxx?

Would there come to a point where she scraps her honor code and just rape you?

Have you ever bullied your Ochimusha waifuguard with sex teasing?

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>>16843527
The pen, anon.

>> No.16843562

>>16843544
What if I hug her back and just embrace her?

>> No.16843564

>>16843552
Good lord. I finally found someone who gets it. But yeah. It just feels bad. Mean. I couldn't be on top, because I would feel like I was hurting her, or being mean.

>> No.16843568

>Edition
Fuck off

>> No.16843571

>>16843564
It's really nice seeing someone who shares this. I just see it as I was degrading her or being mean. And it hurts to imagine degrading or being mean to the one girl I love with all my heart.

It's like smacking a beautiful rose you put all your effort into tending to and growing.

>> No.16843572

>>16843540
Is that supposed to be a problem?

>> No.16843573

>>16843571
Exactly! Meanwhile, if she's the one being aggressive or doing the raping, it seems like she does it out of love, and it's nice that she's using you to get off, and that cuddles will surely come afterwards.

>> No.16843576

>>16843568
That's the result of newfags attempting to make new threads.

>> No.16843577

>>16843540
I've made plans for that anon, when I dick my daughteru it'll just be me and her mother and her for the rest of ever.

>> No.16843579

I want to steal a Lilim's donuts!

>> No.16843580

>>16843579
What if a lilim steals your donuts

>> No.16843584

>>16843579
That's a paddling.

>>16843580
That's a shotgun wedding.

>> No.16843583

>>16843580
Steal them back?

>> No.16843585

>>16843576
This.

OP you retard, never make a thread again.

>> No.16843586

>>16843580
Joke's on her, they were secretly made of metal!

>> No.16843588

>>16843573
It's strange how I love it one way but the other way really doesn't fit with me. And exactly like you described it. She using me to get off and she's doing it out of love. Getting spooned while feeling protected after sex is like heaven.

It's really nice to see someone similar to me though, anon. I really appreciate you sharing this with me. It makes me more comfortable.

>> No.16843591

>>16843559
>Ochimusha dressed down in a Kimono during a quiet late afternoon
>Lord comes in and walks right up to her
>She bows respectfully, but before she can even notice he suddenly flings open her kimono, sticks his head beneath her breasts, and motorboats them back and forth
>Just as quickly, he takes his head out, closes the kimono again, and leaves the room
>Ochimusha completely stunned and has no idea how to respond
>When she finds him in his study writing something, she just looks at him utterly baffled
>He asks her if something's wrong and she mumbles then awkwardly shuffles away
They are made for bullying.

>> No.16843594

>>16843588
No problem anon. And remember, it's normal.

>> No.16843603

>>16843559
It's improper for a lady of Bushido to force herself on a man, no matter how tempting he might be.

>> No.16843608

>>16843603
Bushido is just a bunch of lies and people trying to romanticize samurai after their era ended.

>> No.16843611

>>16843608
It's a thing in the Ochimusha profile. Assume its a real thing in MGE I guess.

>> No.16843616

>>16843611
>She's not a real samurai
>Just a sham
>A phony
>An otaku who wanted to be one

>> No.16843618

>>16843608
SHAMEFUR DISRPAY

>> No.16843619

So how goes the writing/drawing/commissioning anons?

>> No.16843622

>>16843616
Mittens plz

>> No.16843626

>>16843619
Well, My commission get done yesterday, so that's nice.

>> No.16843627

>>16843619
I would like to write another story on dragons. It's been a while, I've just been very busy with work and college.

>> No.16843631

>>16843608
She's an honorable warrior who's better then you, gaijin.

>> No.16843632

>>16843591

Indeed, they are.

>> No.16843634

>>16843619
I'm waiting on a Jinko commission but other than that nothing else in the pipeline.

>> No.16843635
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16843635

I just want to lay forever in a JubJub's wings. Somewhere quiet in a beach house.

>> No.16843638

>>16843619
I've got a few stories on the go or on the drawing board at the moment, but won't be able to work on them seriously for a little while thanks to life. Also got a couple commissions in the works, one should be done soon hopefully.

>> No.16843646

>>16843608
Yeah, and the chvilric code is as well right?

>> No.16843647

>>16843591
I would never bully one.

I'd be too scared.

>> No.16843650

>>16843635
That's comfy. And there is just something so incredibly inviting about a Jubjub's wings. Just look at them. They're like big fluffy clouds that wrap around you like a big thick comfy duvet.

>> No.16843653

>>16843646
Yes, actually.

Real knights and samurai were actually not against cheap tactics.

>> No.16843656

>>16843619
Well, I'm up to four commissions in progress as of now, two are paid for but work hasn't started on any of them yet as far as I know. One should be done in the next couple of days, but in the past month-ish I've at least started 5 commission processes, which doubles the amount I had previously which I accumulated over 9 months.

I also have a couple requests in on Pixiv, but I'm not sure how those will go.

>> No.16843661

>>16843647
Why, she's just bigger, stronger, and more skilled then you.

>> No.16843662
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So how about a demon who prefers a different kind of contract to the traditional one?

Imagine her imbuing your finger with magic and gently guiding it along her skin with her hand to write your initials, forming a pleasure rune on her skin as permanent proof of your bond with her. After she might do the same to you on the same part of the body. Would you form such a contract with a blue beauty?

>> No.16843666

>>16843650
Hearing them all rustle around you in the morning as she lazily milks you while still sleeping is probably some serious ASMR. Just her hips slowly pumping with a wet shlucking sound, wings fluffing about against your ears, peaceful breath as she drools slightly while fast asleep on your chest.

>> No.16843670

>>16843653
People who claimed to follow the code not following the code doesnt mean the code is wrong.

>> No.16843671

>>16843662
Literally something I've imagined having done with my Demonfu since the start.

>> No.16843674

>>16843553
She's overheating!

Someone's being cheap with her heat sinks.

>> No.16843675

>>16843661
That's what scares me. Though maybe they ask for advice on how to be less scary

>"Boys love catgirls, so just put on some ears and act like a cat and you'll be fine"
>One day later
>"I don't know what I did wrong. I put on the ears and acted like a cat as succubus-dono said. I drank milk out of a saucer, hissed at Anon and then went out for hours without saying anything!"

>> No.16843676

>>16843666
It's so comfy I'm about to slip into a coma.

>> No.16843677

I will pay someone to make art of someone fucking Victoria's hat. Victoria needs to be off-screen yelling "STOP FUCKING MY HAT!"

>> No.16843679

>>16843670
Thing is the whole "code" wasn't a thing to begin with until after knights were no longer a thing.

Don't try to Shirou me.

>> No.16843681

>>16843674
Automatons don't "overheat" in the way robots do.

>> No.16843684

>>16843662
Pleasure runes are lewd as they are. But having each other's names engraved them as pleasure runes? That my friend is lewd cute.

>> No.16843689

>>16843666
Does she wake up when you cum or does she just instinctively know to pick up speed and push her hips down when you swell in her, all while still peacefully asleep?
And why is the thought of that so hot?

>> No.16843692

>>16843681
They overheat a lot if a certain someone gets too close.

>> No.16843693

>>16843677
Why would you do that to her hat?

>> No.16843698

>>16843689
>JubJub wife is so used to your dick she can sleep in different positions while fucking you

>> No.16843700

>>16843693
Because this is next level bullying

>> No.16843708

>>16843693
>Cum in hat
>She wear it
>Semen ruins her hair
>She now has a permanent cowlick and frizzy hair

>> No.16843710

>>16843708
She's a Lilim! She could probably smell what you did to her hat from a mile away.

>> No.16843715

>>16843619
Melon is fucking awesome. If they have any slots open, take one.

Everyone else is probably incredible too, but I haven't commissioned anything from them yet. Latenight is another kickass one. He drew a few Greentexts I wrote for free.

>> No.16843717

>>16843710
Isn't she too busy running a country and being shivved to be assed to notice things?

>> No.16843718

>>16843671
Good taste then.
>>16843684
I've always loved intimate stuff like that using a monster girl's unique aspects, it marks both of you as the other's property more than anything ever could.

>> No.16843741

>>16843715
Agreed. Easily the best $15 I ever spent.
Can anyone recommend any other good drawfriends to commission?
Any that are fine with doing mechanical parts (like on Automatons)?

>> No.16843743
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Krakens are not for squeezing

>> No.16843744

>>16843676
I think I'm about to myself. They're just too comfy.
>>16843689
That's really cute to imagine, her just sleeping and smiling in her sleep as she's pumped full, wiggling her hips a bit in happiness before settling back down.
Why ever leave bed at that point, really. Though I would want totake her places and do everything with her too.

>> No.16843758

>>16843662
>demon orphan gets adopted and makes the guy sign a contract for it
>she put daughteru dicking in the fine print

>> No.16843760
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>>16843743
Not like that, cutie~

>> No.16843772
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16843772

Police are for resisting arrest against!

>> No.16843774

>>16843760
Is this how the Kraken punishes the Dense Anon who didn't understand what she meant by "squeeze" her? She forces him to fondle her LARGE INK TANKS

>> No.16843780

>>16843760
does ink still shoot out that way?

>> No.16843783

>>16843772
What if I decide to willingly submit instead?

>> No.16843794

>>16843783
You get brought back to the station in isolation with a guard on duty watching over you.

>> No.16843799

>>16843774
Yes. She gets him to deeply grope and smush them until he's ready to release his own 'ink'.
Then she develops an addiction for having him always grope them roughly.
>>16843780
Of a kind...

>> No.16843803

>>16843772
But then they will rape you take make you calm down.

>> No.16843818

>>16843772
Anon no! That will just extend your sentence!

>> No.16843819

>>16843758
>demon who will never grow bigger than a doraf because she intentionally stunted her growth via magic
I want her.

>> No.16843825
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>>16843544
REMOVE SUMMER remove summer

>> No.16843849
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>>16843825
I'd take fucking summer over the misery that is snow

>> No.16843862

>>16843825
I'm with the Yetis on this one, it's only april and I'm sat here shirtless already. Come summer I'm going to be so sweaty that beelzebubs would be pressed against the windows trying to get in if they were real.

>> No.16843872

>>16843862
We should have our snow melted by May, but there are still a good three feet of it lining the roadsides here. (southern Alaska)

>> No.16843878

>>16843772
>Anon streaming his games
>some MG SWATs him
>MGC police show up and gang rape him on livestream

Being a streamer is suffering

>> No.16843880

>accidentally getting jizz on your own face because you came too hard while fapping
>#justhumanboythings

>> No.16843881

>>16843849
You wouldn't talk shit about snow if you had a warm waifu to cuddle with

>> No.16843885

>>16843880
This is the kind of thing monster girls would fap to.

>> No.16843886
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>>16843619
not knowing how i wanted to shade that oni picture really got to me gonna git gud for my waifu by coloring my waifu [/blog]
inb4 photo of computer screen

>> No.16843889

>>16843743
>>16843760
I want to eat spaghetti inked on by a kraken!

>> No.16843901

>>16843849
Bitch, you can't even cuddle in the heat. It's just hell. The only thing you can do is dry up in front of a fan blowing more warm air without a shirt.
The snow is full of comfy.

>> No.16843910

>>16843901
But anon, I like snakes

>> No.16843911

My perfect Waifu would consider me her equal, but would also understand that I like being lovingly raped.

>> No.16843913

>>16843878
>Manticore cop places you on her lap in your streaming chair while milking you with her tail
>Makes you describe in great detail how it feels
>Has the others hold your arms so that everyone watching can see your face
>Makes sure to take your first kiss and teases your regular viewers that she took that too
>Leaves you soaked in various bodily fluids on your chair when she leaves
>On the bright side at least you gained new subscribers

>> No.16843917

>>16843849
Winter a best

t. Ice Queen

>> No.16843921

>>16843878
Honestly I'd ham it up and put on a show

>> No.16843929

>>16843910
Snakes aren't cold, Anon. They're room-temperature.
You would need to keep her in the freezer like some freezer-pack.

>> No.16843932

Ochimusha starts to follow guy. Some days latter:

"Could you plesse come to my room tonight? I have something to confess to you."

All sort of thoughts race through her mind "He is going to take me! Finally!" She spends the entire day dressing making her look as beautiful as possible.

At night:

"Oh you are here. Follow me." He drags her by the hand.

"Kyaa!" is all she can think. Her heart beating faster and faster, her body throbbing. He stops at the place he feels more comfortable.

He blush "..... Okay, I have to confess something but it is really embarrasing."

She blush intensely, she felt her heart skip a beat.

"M-master you now I will never judge you. You can trust me."

"Well, do you remember when you said I could ask you anything?"

"Yes, anything master."

"Really? Anything?"

"YES!"

"Alright well it is about love."

She nods not knowing what words to say as her mind is saturated with thoughts. Her breathes are more like moans at this point.

"Could you go tomorrow to the mamono pub next door and befriend the Minotaur bouncer? Is just that I find her muscular body so fucking sexy but Im too shy to tell her! Then you can help me to get in a date with her and become her boyfriend."

What would she do?

>> No.16843933

>>16843911
Same here anon! My waifu would like being lovingly raped too though.

>> No.16843934
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16843934

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16843935
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>>16843849
This anon has it right. At least you can go outside and enjoy the beach with your waifu during summer!

>> No.16843939

>>16843932
my dude can you not?

>> No.16843940

>>16843934
and should you?

>> No.16843942

>>16843935
That's a DORAF.

>> No.16843949

Nipple clamps, Y/N?

>> No.16843957

>>16843949
Yes.

Nipple rings too.

>> No.16843961

>>16843760
I want to do the same but to a Scylla's behind

>> No.16843962
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so /a/, have you perfected that formula for hellhound proof ice cream yet?

>> No.16843965

>>16843932
This is a shitty format for anything.

>> No.16843966

>>16843957
This guy get's it.
Nipple rings are top tier.

>> No.16843969

>>16843962
>/a/

>> No.16843973

>>16843921
I almost feel bad about how fast I'd turn into a straight up camslut

>> No.16843975

>>16843935
>Succubutt
That's not a Succubus.
First there's the garbage newfag made OP, and now there are folks that don't know their source material.

>> No.16843977

>>16843962
Do Hellhounds like spicy food?

If so when spike it with a drop of pepper extract!

>> No.16843980

>>16843521
>>16843932
>>16843940
I can't tell if this is the same really obvious newfag, or we suddenly have an influx of newbloods.
Either way, it's always good to have more people see the light of clearly superior monster pussy.

>> No.16843981

>>16843886
Looking good, anon! keep practicing

>> No.16843984

>>16843962
the secret ingredient is vinegar

>> No.16843985

>>16843949
A resounding yes anon! Whether it's leading my waifu and/or daughteru around by their nipple clamps or having them wear a gentle pair of clamps under their clothes all day or even watching them beg me to let them wear the vibrating nipple clamps during sex later on would all be great times. They'd like clover clamps, adjustable clamps, clothes pegs; all sorts of nipple clamps! I'd even wear them myself on occasion.

>>16843957
As long as they're not piercings and just secured on there with magic or something, I'm all for nipple rings as well.

>> No.16843988

>>16843984
Dammit, Muriel.

>> No.16843991

>>16843913
That's hot, I'd go look for that cop.

>> No.16843994

>>16843985
>Not piercings
Where's the appeal if it's not even true nipple rings?

>> No.16843999

>>16843980
OP here. I've been browsing since /a/. Just so used to making /vg/ generals. My bad bro.

>> No.16844002

>On my third orgasm inside her,
>Beg her to stop, and ask why she's doing this.
>Waifu momentarily stops moving her hips and looks at me, concerned.
>"Because you like it!"

>> No.16844012

>>16843973
Would that work well? I mean MG's husbando guys they like real quick, so I wonder if slutting it up would even be viable.

>> No.16844019

>>16843994
I've fallen out of love with piercings as they make holes where I don't feel there should be holes. I still absolutely love the concept of nipple rings because they're great for nipple play. Even just knowing that they're feeling a tiny bit of weight on their nipples all day long is great too, so I'd just call mamono mana on this one.

>> No.16844078

>>16843819
>demon who will never grow bigger than a doraf because she intentionally stunted her growth via magic
I'd prefer a lewd loli that'll still change from a pear to a hourglass some day.

>> No.16844093

>>16843544
"The Yeti is off her medications, please do not listen to her, we are not terraforming your planet, we have not replaced your 'demon lord' with an infiltrator, please return to your functions. Have a secure day."

>> No.16844094

>>16844002
>forced multiple orgasms
I really like this, I remember an amateur porn video I saw a while back where a woman didn't stop riding a guy after he came. She actually fucked him harder and faster, and he started whimpering and begging her to stop. She just told him to shut up and carried on grinding into him until they both came again.

My dick was diamonds for the whole thing.

>> No.16844108

>>16844094
This sounds like what Red Onis would do.

>> No.16844114

>>16844094
you gotta link?

>> No.16844129

>>16844114
It was more of a webm with sound I saw on /gif/. I wish I had the whole video, though.

>> No.16844139

>>16843635
As horny as they are, those wings look cozy as fuck. I wonder do they make pillows using JubJub Feathers

>The Ultimate Sleep Experience
>JubJub Feather Pillow
>Weresheep Blanket
>Dormouse Molasses

This can make even the grumpiest person wake up fully recharged.

>> No.16844143

>>16844139
>>Dormouse Molasses
Lewd.

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The previous generation's monster girls were also cute.

>> No.16844149

>>16844139
I want a chubby, shortstack jubjub to sit in my lap and hug after a long day at work.

>> No.16844177

Does anyone else headcanon that Jubjubs can lead semi-normal lives outside of Wonderland? I'm all for the crazy sex-fiend dripping-all-the-time Jubjub, I just value other things in life tan constantly having my dick in a Jub. I'd also prefer if they were at least sane enough to have deep emotional talks with and connections to outside of sex.

>> No.16844191

>>16844139
>This can make even the grumpiest person wake up fully recharged.

More like the recipe for Rip Van Winkle.
>"WHAT YEAR IS IT?"

>> No.16844192

>>16844177
>Tan
>Jub jub in short shorts and a bikini top with a dark brown tan.

>> No.16844230

Dead thread?

Any good undead stories?

>> No.16844251

>>16843619
It isn't, because of work and self loathing. It taking a name change to be accepted again doesn't really help.

>> No.16844257

>>16843521
I wish mono did more with sea bishop

>> No.16844262

I want to be the loving husband of a fearsome barbarian monster girl warlord.

>> No.16844269

>>16843619
One commission down, one is waiting.

>> No.16844270

>>16843619
Going better. I gave up drawing a while ago but I'm picking it right back up. If I can gesture draw 30 min a day eventually I'll git gud.

>> No.16844271

>>16844262
I want to be the loving husband of the monstergirl version of Genghis Khan

>> No.16844279

>>16843553
really cute haven't seen this one yet.

>> No.16844281

>>16844271
Would she bring a bunch of monster girls for you to lay instead of raping her way across the country?

>> No.16844286
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16844286

>>16844230
Look into these writefags works:
https://pastebin.com/u/Penywise
https://pastebin.com/u/Punaldin
And here are some specific stories:
https://pastebin.com/eW3DDwxL
https://pastebin.com/XU6j8Xs5
https://pastebin.com/7RrJtCER
https://pastebin.com/PrNS498q
https://pastebin.com/zzLN2S7A
https://pastebin.com/NzidQBsT
https://pastebin.com/Xq9Dsatk
https://pastebin.com/PwgdreTD

>> No.16844287

>>16844148
>previous generation'
in what way?

>> No.16844291

>>16844279
There's a bunch of Automaton art I've catalogued here:
http://imgur.com/a/2RPhd

>> No.16844293

>>16844281
I would rather have neither. Have her horde rape their way across the country

>> No.16844297

>You'll never be an eccentric sorcerer who spends his days locked up in a tower inventing spells and sorceries.
>You'll never sell scrolls with said magical findings through a slot in your door in exchange for food and other necessities
>You'll never cast some sickass pyromancies to get those Sabbath Slatterns off your lawn.

>> No.16844331

>>16844297
>to get those Sabbath Slatterns off your lawn
You wouldn't be able to resist a Familiar though.

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>>16844230
Sometimes, dead is better

>> No.16844342

>>16844297
>Sabbath Slattern
What is this slander? All in the Sabbath must be charming and cute! Anyone slattern will be getting a bath and a stern talk.

>> No.16844361

>>16844286
nice feet

>> No.16844368

>>16844340
>a Wight will never facesit you

>> No.16844380

>>16844340
What happens if I slap that Wight's ass?

>> No.16844391

>>16844380
She rubs her sore buns and gives you a dirty look. If you're lucky she might even call you a pervert.

>> No.16844394

>>16844287
This is a 20 year old videogames.

>> No.16844396

>>16844331
Yes I would. It'd be easy to.

>>16844342
If they don't stop trying to regulate my fucking research I'll call them whatever I like.
So what some of my potions cause breast enlargement? That's what happens when you induce lactation magically!

>> No.16844401

>>16844391
How many times must I slap it to get her to forcefully take me as punishment?

>> No.16844415

>>16844394
my first exposer to monstergirls was hyperpolice
granted i didn't know what monstergirls was at the time and didn't really get into monstergirls until many years later.

>> No.16844442

Does anyone have the image(s) of a succubus using their wings as the bottom part of a dress? Combing through the boorus will take hours at this rate

>> No.16844447

>>16844442
>Does anyone have the image(s) of a succubus using their wings as the bottom part of a dress?
im having a hard time figuring out what you are desribing

>> No.16844457

>>16844447
The wings wrapping around the waist to seem almost like a dress. Like how vampire wings seem to make a cape like article of clothing.

>> No.16844461

>>16844447
Imagine that instead of a big poofy dress bottom made of cloth, it's instead the succubus' wings. They're low and curl around from the back. Kinda like how a Vampire's cape is actually their wings.

>> No.16844475

>>16844457
>>16844461
irc the succubus looking god hand did that during the eclipse ceremony in berserk.

>> No.16844487

>>16844297
>half measures
>not using sickass pyromancies to make monsters gib rightful Order clay, or going the other way coming up with a spell that protects you from DE contamination so you can fuck those Sabbath sluts without becoming retarded

>> No.16844491

>>16844368
>>16844391
>>16844401
>Spending a bored evening with your Loli-Wightfu
>She's testing out her new lingerie, looking at herself in a wall-sized mirror, giving out a defeated sigh at how plump and pear shaped her hips and thighs are
"Well, so much for that potion. Hey, should we do it?"
>Perk up, putting your index finger through the ring of your thumb and other index finger
"I meant going to bed, you perverted ape."
>Turns her back to you, bending over to look in the drawer for her folded negligee
>'Look at that booty, show me the booty, I want the booty' starts playing in your head, your hand twitching involuntarily
>Your body moves before your mind can rationalize what's happening, smacking into her pliant but plump buttcheek with a large POW!
>Your hand print mars her corpse white skin as she lets out an uncharacteristic 'Kyaa!'
"Y-You..."
>She's visibly upset and rubbing her struck buttock, gritting her teeth as she presses her claw into your chest, the strength leaving you as she pushes you onto your back
"I suppose there's only one way to teach you."
>You can hear the slipping sound of her panties dropping off as she climbs onto the bed, glowering at you from above
>Her grin is devilish as she sits on your face, grinding her petite wight-pussy into your nostril, her ass cheeks right above your brow
"Come on now... *huff* ... I only touched you a little bit..."
>She moans when you grab her ass and force her sweet-tasting lips into the range of your tongue, gyrating her hips as you lick and lap at her womanhood with wide brush strokes or stabbing motions of your tongue
>Under your gentle ministrations, she begins to moan and whimper louder and longer, your own third leg rising to the occasion
>Part of you wonders if it's her preference or mana that you now measure at nearly half a foot in diameter and at least double that in length
>A gush of warm fluids spill into your nostrils and mouth as she climaxes, one hand on your shaft with her body twitching and tensing
"This is all your fault. You simple ape, and your damned hand."
>She gets ready to mount you as you gasp for air, pausing to look at herself in the act and turning to face you, getting ready to ride in cowgirl.
"I don't want to look at myself."
>She hilts you inside of her, through the corner of your eye you can see the mirror still, and the place you two are conjoined. She tenses up when you tell her, blushing furiously when you go into details about how much you're stretching her virginally tight cunt with your thick and long meat rod
"Keep talking and we won't do this ever again!"
>Bounce your Loli-Wightfu up and down while she panics, going so far and hard with her that eventually she's an ahegao'ing mess, begging you to hold her hands and kiss her in the act
>Clean up is easy afterwards, and she absolutely refuses to not be the little spoon, your still-erect cock pressed between her buttocks
"I... love you."

>> No.16844494

>>16844487
>Supporting the Order
>Dicking Lolis
Ew no.
If my dick's going in anything it's gonna be a cute busty Demon.

>> No.16844498

>>16843521
Pharaoh? On the first night of Pesach? I have no son!

Also, Tanuki a shit

>> No.16844504

>>16844498
I want a pudgy, haughty, tanuki loli that I keep having to babysit.

>> No.16844506

>>16844491
Holy hell this is fantastic.

>> No.16844507

>>16844498
Oy vey my dude.

Passover was always the worst.

>> No.16844510

>>16844491
That was beautiful.

>> No.16844534

>>16844494
>not wanting to dick a cute loli Demon

>> No.16844540

>>16844534
I'm not sick in the head anon.
Kids are not for dicking.

>> No.16844547

>>16844540
Don't be that way man, monster lolis are sluts for the cummies!

>> No.16844550

What kind of drink brands would exist in a world filled with MGs? Excluding semen flavored beverages with warning labels that it may cause alping.

>> No.16844551

>>16844547
Everything about the sentence was awful. Apologize for inflicting ocular cancer upon me.

>> No.16844554

>>16844551
No!

>> No.16844555

>>16844550
That Tentacle Grape drink would probably be the MG equivalent to Pepsi or Coca-Cola in terms of popularity

>> No.16844561

>>16844550
Apart from flavored Holst Milks I'd put money on fruit sodas being a big thing. The effects would be weaker than the flavor's matching fruit but it'd be a good quick fix.

>> No.16844563

>>16844550
EXTREME Cherry Barometz.

>> No.16844566

>>16844550
Protein shakes actual ones, not ones with cum made with humpty slime, holstaur milk, and very minor amounts of raging mushroom.

>> No.16844570

>>16844563
Does she have what plants crave though?

>> No.16844578

>>16844540
Get a load of this guy

>> No.16844596

>>16844540
>Kids are not for dicking.
mge are, in fact it probably would hurt the self esteem of a blooming young succuloli if you didn't

>> No.16844605

What song reminds you most of your waifu, thread?

>> No.16844615
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>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYFz4pKclyA

>> No.16844624

>>16844605
Am I Awake?

>> No.16844634

>>16844605
This one makes me think about her the most recently. It doesn't allude to her species in any way either, but that doesn't really matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzEs8kYIZ6Y

>> No.16844636

>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI-AeHFJ_hE

>> No.16844639
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>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJENtHOJUBs

>> No.16844643

>>16844634
Who is she?

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>>16844615
>BB as an MGE Demon
Hold on a minute.

>> No.16844647

>>16844643
A Kobold.

>> No.16844648

>>16844578
Don't you have a bake sale to attend you washboard?

>>16844596
Well too bad, I'm dedicated to a girl already.
A wonderful, busty Demon.

>> No.16844650

>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd5jpVLJGWg

>> No.16844652

>>16844646
>>16844615
Oh shit!
I see it now!
BB is best Sakura.

>> No.16844653

>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY

>> No.16844654
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>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_ctoUxlW8M

This was the album that inspired me to start writing my own stuff, but whenever I play this one I can't help but think about her.

>> No.16844658

>>16844646
Could it be?

>> No.16844659

>>16843374
What makes you think she is "slaying" only army people? The idea is she is helping radical yokai create regions with only monsters and incubi.

>> No.16844663

>>16844540
>sick in the head
Aren't you that turbo-faggot that threw a huge tantrum and started calling everyone that likes loli "sick in the head" because someone DARED to say their waifu was a Humpty Slime?

>> No.16844668

>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A

>> No.16844669

>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIIi38dHjos

>> No.16844670

>>16844663
Who?
No I just don't like Loli and was throwing some banter around.

>> No.16844672

>>16844668
I....I don't quite know what to make of this.

>> No.16844673

>>16844653
>>16844669
I cant tell if you two are serious or having a giggle

>> No.16844674

>>16844669
Didn't mean you, meant >>16844668

>> No.16844675
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16844675

Regarding the "changes" to the kamaitachi, I am thinking it must be changes to the art if the changes are taking long enough that KC had to skip her for the ochimusa. That is editing the text should take only a few minutes at most unless he had no idea how he wanted to change it.

If the art is being changed, I kind of hope it is changed to make it clearer if they have fur that looks like stockings or stockings that look like fur.

>> No.16844676

>>16844668
I'm just gonna throw out a wild guess and say Jinko?

>> No.16844677

>>16844675
Their hair looks dumb.

>> No.16844682

>>16844673
>>16844674
A bit

>>16844676
Ye

>> No.16844684

>>16844675
>>16844677
I don't like the middle one's hair, she's got too big a forehead.

>> No.16844692

>>16844677
>>16844684

Now you're just being bullies. Remember they outnumber and outspeed you.

>> No.16844693

>>16844652
Is he the Demonfag or the BBfag from the WWD?

>> No.16844696

>>16844596
>it probably would hurt the self esteem of a blooming young succuloli if you didn't
>young demon just wants love and you to nibble her ears and tailtip, kiss her with tongue, fuck her thighs, spank her big purple behind, push her ass up face down on a soft bed and to hold her in your arms after showing her the pleasure of being cummed inside
>"no way fag"

>> No.16844700

>>16844677
They aren't all gonna have that hairstyle.

>> No.16844702

>>16844684
Yeah, she is my least favorite of the trio too.

>>16844692
I'm not a bully though, I just don't like them that much.

>> No.16844706

>>16844692
No, I'm just saying that she shouldn't wear her hiar that way.

>>16844693
No idea.
Not that I can blame his taste.
Fate girls are good girls.

Except fastwheel's wife.

>> No.16844711

>>16844700
I know, I'm just saying that the style they are using is dumb.

>> No.16844731

>>16844693
I have no clue who half the characters featured in the images I saved are, nor which ones are commissioned by the unsavory sort.

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>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTjHJuXRm4w

>> No.16844756

Good night everyone, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to pay attention to the opening bands at a concert

Those Ushi Idols are doing their best!

>> No.16844760

>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LeyX5ogwI
i can imagine her hunting me down in time with 3:45

>> No.16844763

>>16844753
Does she dream in digital?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hFstusDZNk

>> No.16844770

>>16844675
Who gives a fuck what you think or hope for?

>> No.16844774

>>16844696
God bless Plague for that phrase.

>> No.16844787

>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

>> No.16844793

>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGOj5-PnJA
Her themesong.

>> No.16844813

>>16844596
>catch the eye of a succuloli
>everyday she tries to do something to get you to love her unconditionally
>yesterday she tried to put a love potion in your morning coffee
>by posing as a barista at the cafe
>a while ago she tried to use a blow gun to hit you with a manticore spike
>thankfully the spike fell out of the tube before she blew in it
>too bad it hit her in her foot though
>the life of a single man in MGC is never dull

>> No.16844818

>>16844793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTULu9ysS5g
This, too.
She gets such nice tracks.

>> No.16844830
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I want to be thrown into a gladiator arena and be forced to do battle with the Ogre I know from work!

>> No.16844838

>>16844830
rest in pussy

>> No.16844843

>>16844830
I want to join the arena and beat monster girls with rock-papers-scissors.

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>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o84y-5-cO0

>> No.16844849

>>16844830
Get off the computer Thor.

>> No.16844854

>>16844848
>hockey is stupid
Signed, a bitter Avalanche fan.

>> No.16844855
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16844855

So /a/ is telling me T-Rex chan got cancelled.

>> No.16844864

>>16844843
That'll take you from boy 2 man in no time flat.

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>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB2qqZQePAU

>> No.16844868

>>16844855
I was more upset about Dakini.

>> No.16844869

>>16844864
I'll even duel the Kraken with her ten-po technique.

>> No.16844878

>>16844866
>not "Hellhound on my trail"

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>> No.16844911

>>16844848
>that terrible Yeti won't let you go out in winter wearing a coat, hat, or gloves
>she wants you as cold as possible so you need her hugs to stop your violent trembles

>> No.16844914

More snake kiyohime, if that's what you're into.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62322473

>> No.16844935

>>16844896
Never not funny

>> No.16844953

>you will never take a big spoonful of honey in your mouth and then kiss your waifu so you can share it with her
Sad times, anons. Sad times.

>> No.16844959

>>16844953
I don't like sweet anyway.

>> No.16844962

>>16844605
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6sU3AclT4
Only half joking here.

>> No.16844964

>>16844953
>Honey
>Not chocolate sauce
Pleb.

>> No.16844970

>>16844964
>not having your mino waifu slather you in A1 and lick it off
step up your game

>> No.16844971

>>16844964
Chocolate sauce would make my waifu sick anon, that wouldn't be very nice at all.

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>>16844953
>not wanting to get milky honey from a Honeybees lactating breast instead

>> No.16844977

>>16844971
Silly dogs.

>> No.16844978

>>16844605
They're only about fourth place on favorites, but I mentally envision a 90s Hinezumi going through her training routine while staring at a picture of Anon when I hear this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYkmPLUrKPM

>> No.16844985

lolivampire's new pornmanga is out and translated https://exhentai.org/g/1049949/f11df543f3/

which is nice because the past few weeks have been a fucking drought.

>> No.16844988

>>16844953
You made me remember that there is some syrup. Thanks anon.

>> No.16844992

>>16844988
You're welcome anon!

>> No.16845000

>>16843962
I did.

But a mob of kobolds showed up and burned my house to the ground when they found out, because apparently the ability to eat ice cream is one of the few things they have over Hellhounds. So now I live in a cardboard box behind the brothel on Fifth and Main and the formula is forever lost.

>> No.16845004

>>16845000
hidoi.

>> No.16845005

>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwBh_7zV4Wo

Even when it's pointless, you still have to do it. I'd like to save my waifu from loneliness and forced smiles at facing the next day.

>> No.16845008

>>16845000
Kobolds are bad girls.

>> No.16845012

>>16844985
Those are some impressively dynamic action shots for an hmanga about a domloli Vampire.

>> No.16845017

>>16844973
>not wanting your honey bee waifu to eat alraune necture, turn it into honey, and regurgitate it into your mouth

>> No.16845020

>>16845017
nasty

>> No.16845031

>>16845000
>He just wanted to make Hellpups happy.

>> No.16845040

>>16845020
That's how bees make honey. They eat the nectar, it gets mixed with an enzyme in their stomach, they regurgitate it mouth to mouth to the bees at the hive, who then chew it, and then spit it into the combs.

>> No.16845046

>>16845020
>>16845040

Maybe it was the positive form of "nasty" like "kinky"
At least I hope, because other than the aforementioned reality of honey, you'd be doing way nastier things with monstergirls on a regular basis.

>> No.16845047

>>16845040
Fortunately MGE Honeybees don't need to do that.

>> No.16845049

I want to put a catheter in Honeybee-chan and drink her honey that way.

>> No.16845051

>>16845046
>positive form of "nasty"
Anon the regurgitation shit is gross, don't try to spin it in a positive manner.

>> No.16845055

>>16845049
For fucks sake

>> No.16845061

>>16845047
Have you ever eaten honey? Because if you have, you basically ate bee vomit.

>>16845047
The "honey" stomach is different from the actual stomach however. So, I wouldn't be too concerned if MGE honey bees made honey in the same way actual bees do.

>> No.16845062

>>16845051
Don't be so thin-skinned about fetishes.
This is a thread about licking the insides of bodies, getting faces enveloped in tail pussies, guzzling waifu fluids and eating of them body and soul.
Not wanting something that has been in her stomach seems so shallow and weak.

>> No.16845063

>>16845049
Anon that's icky.

>> No.16845067

>>16845049
Would monstergirls even be in to urethral play?

>> No.16845069

>>16845067
They are into every kind of play.
Since they have hentai-grade durability, it's a fair bet that most would enjoy it.

>> No.16845071

>>16845067
>is it a fetish?
>is it not NTR?
>is it not futa?
>is it not yuri?
Yeah, probably.

>> No.16845076

>>16845049
That's a bit disturbing. Not to mention, it'd be a bit difficult to suck up honey through a straw of some sort.

>>16845067
Honey doesn't come out of the pisser anon.

>> No.16845081

>>16845067
It's not something I usually ever talk about, but yes. Monstergirls wouldn't normally pee in my headcanon anyway, so it'd be fine to plug up my waifu's urethra with a tiny little vibrator and send her about her daily business.

>> No.16845087

>>16845067
Well, you have it think about it this way: If they're thinking, sentient beings they probably think like humans, and therefore there's at least some with any fetishes humans can have.

>> No.16845103

>>16845067
>>16845087
This. Monster girls are going to have the same fetishes that humans do, no matter how vanilla or degenerate. They're also open-minded to fetishes (as long as it isn't NTR) because they want to please their husbands in any way possible. They might think it's weird or disgusting, but as long as your lust is directed towards her, she's happy.

>> No.16845113

>>16845081
Would you fuck her in the peehole?

>> No.16845118

>>16845113
Decidedly no anon, I'm not much for extreme insertions at all and my waifu wouldn't be either. I think the biggest thing she'd ever want put in there is my pinky and even that might be overdoing it.

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>>16845113
No, but I would take her tentacle in my peehole.

>> No.16845125

>>16845120
Not you again.

>> No.16845128

>>16845081
Even in KC's canon they reach a point not unlike mages who have cast a stupid number of enhancement effects on themselves.

Once they have enough demon mana, they (and their partner) can survive on fucking alone.
The implication is that eventually all their orifices would cease to function normally and become specialized for fucking.
At what point you can safely store a measure of soup in their ass, I do not know.

>> No.16845130

>>16845113
Only if she desperately wanted it, and even then, I'd be hesitant. I know the bodies of monster girls are basically giant sex organs, but it's just weird. Then again, it's probably a bit more sanitary than her asshole.

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Don't startle the cow.

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>>16845130
>monstergirl
>unsanitary

Do you even magic?

>> No.16845141

>>16845125
There's nothing wrong with abominations, anon.

>> No.16845147

>>16845138
I'm fairly certain they have to relieve themselves just like humans.

What's the name of that doujin?

>> No.16845148

>>16845137
Milk the cow

>> No.16845149

>>16845137
>>16845148
Do it now

>> No.16845150

>>16845147
They've got mamonobananamana for that, silly.

And it's Patchy-Sensei's Anal Expansion Class by Pepe.

>> No.16845152

>>16845147
Nah anon, all their waste gets converted to mamono mana which diffuses harmlessly (mostly) into the atmosphere!

>> No.16845155

>>16843619
I've finally started to take interest in drawing and 3D modeling.
Not strictly for MG material, but once I become more experienced I'll be sure to post something.
Assuming I still visit this place years from now.
I have writing ideas as well, but creative writing has never been my strong point.
I'll take 4chan's advice and "just write something - anything."

>> No.16845157

>>16845147
>I'm fairly certain they have to relieve themselves just like humans.
Nope, monster mojo removes that entirely since they can thrive off of the perpetual fuck machine.

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>>16845148
>>16845149
I'm warning you, don't startle the damn cow.
You've been warned.

>> No.16845160

>>16845157
True, but when they don't have a husband, they eat normal foods.

>> No.16845161

>>16845158
I roll to startle the cow

>> No.16845162

>>16845158
i wish to snuggle a whole herd of cows (holst and mino and taku), and a flock of weresheep, and herd of satyros, and cluster(?) of barometz all at once

>> No.16845163

>>16845160
And they still won't need to do those disgusting things you want them to do.

>> No.16845164

>>16845120
Please kill yourself.

>> No.16845165

>>16845161
Combat or dinner?

>> No.16845166

>>16845158
[molest the cow]

>> No.16845168

>tfw keep forgetting how long ago I got my various commissions as I keep getting more
>spend a couple hours making a spreadsheet to keep track of them
I don't have a problem, you have a problem!

>> No.16845169

>>16845165
Proposal

>> No.16845173

>>16845163
It's not that I want them to. If they don't, I'm perfectly fine with that. I just think that they do because there's nowhere that states that they don't.

>> No.16845174 [SPOILER] 
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>>16845161
Rolled 1d20: 20. No lie. First roll.
You have startled the cow so much she wants to start a big happy family immediately. Shit. This went different then expected. Congratulations, you have successfully startled the cow.

>> No.16845178

>>16845174
Wow, it's just like when I really play DnD

>> No.16845179

>>16845174
To the new groom, congrats! Hope your pelvis is up to task. For the next seven years straight, barring pregnancies...or even then.

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>>16845178
And that's how anon 'Godroll' anonsky started the biggest family of Holstaurs ever and won several poker tournaments.
>>16845179
I've no doubt that Holst would be so damn startled she'd try and get double or triple pregnant even while pregnant. Is that a thing? No. But hey, you startled her. Can't blame her.

>> No.16845195

>>16845191
I want to protect that little Holstaur.

>> No.16845196

>>16845158
I wanna grab a holstaur by the horns and force her to blow me.

>> No.16845198

>>16845174
>>16845191
What happens if one decides to utilize the Gentle, slow head pats and head caressing

>> No.16845201

>>16845191
Man, that would be nice.

It's a shame I already have a MG wife and would never really propose to anyone else. Would happily grant god roll to another anon though.

>> No.16845207

>>16843934
>>>/i/499823
>>>/i/499824
Melon says there's a part 2

>> No.16845209
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>>16845198
The cow would only be momentarily startled, but would instead be comfy. Comfy cows will wordlessly follow you around leaning on your shoulder trying to sleep on you. They assume this is perfectly normal and will seek out further head caressing until you either go far away or proceed to startling.
>>16845201
Too bad anon. You got a fair warning, you rolled to startle, and you startled the cow. Now reap what you sow.

>> No.16845211

>>16845150
>>16845152
>>16845157
What is the point of this meme when whether or not they shit and piss changes nothing at all?
Where did this even come from? There's obviously nothing in the books about it, so it's just pointless headcanon.
Do people just REALLY not want to install a bathroom in their house?
Even if they don't go, won't you still need to?

>> No.16845216

>>16845209
>go far away
This made me sad only briefly as I could never leave her
Oh well, time to ask if she wants to try to aim for having the biggest family in the world

>> No.16845217

>>16845207
Those tits are too small for a Holstaur.

>> No.16845218

>>16845211
Just headcanon and conjecture, no need for the angry.
>Do people just REALLY not want to install a bathroom in their house?
You still need to take showers and stuff, right?
>Even if they don't go, won't you still need to?
Probably, but less than usual to a varying degree.

>> No.16845219
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Big stronk onis!

>> No.16845220
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>>16845211
You sound pretty pissed

>> No.16845238

>>16845219
are for inverted missionary

>> No.16845239

>>16845218
>>16845220
This may come as a shock, anons; but not everyone that disagrees with you is pissed about it.
I'm legitimately confused because I can't figure out why people are so adamant about it every time it's brought up.

>> No.16845254

>>16845207
That holstaur looks like she's up to something sinister. You'd better watch out!

>> No.16845258

>>16845239
I think it's the caps that sort of give away a feeling of anger.

>> No.16845264
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16845264

A Haughty Himedere Dragon Princess is visiting your town!

What do you do?

>> No.16845267

>>16845264
Do what me and the demon waifu always do when she comes into town.
Try to convert her to Eros worship.

>> No.16845269

>>16845264
Tell her you're too good for her to ever own.

>> No.16845270

>>16845264
Call her out on being a Wyvern and not a Dragon.

>> No.16845273

>>16845264
Nothing out of the ordinary, just comfy times with my waifu and daughteru.

>> No.16845274

>>16845264
Stay inside. Why should I care?

>> No.16845277

>>16845264
Shes a Wyvern not a Dragon, also state that Dragonics are above all straight to her face.

>> No.16845283

>>16845269
>Take a good look at a gold scaled Dragon princess.
>Shake your head and say "not good enough."
>When she grabs your shoulder and haughtily asks why you think you're not good enough for her bed you just stare at her and then tell her she's mistaken.
>"I'm miles out of your league sister, don't even try."
And that's how you get a dragon princess to stalk you.

>> No.16845288

>>16844605
It's stupid I know, but for my dark mage I constantly think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwXai-sgM-s
That or witchcraft works ost because thats probably where my love comes from

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>>16845288
I can absolutely see a super sultry Dark Mage sashaying up to an anon while this plays in the background, hunger in the eyes and magic on her fingertips

>> No.16845300
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16845300

>Heya Anon!~ Fancy meeting you here!~

>> No.16845304

>>16845300
It's so weird how I keep running into always-staring-with-wide-deranged-eyes-and-salivating-when-she-sees-me-chan...
It's probably nothing.

>> No.16845305

>>16845300
somewhat related but a want a BIG fox to pick me up and aggressively lick the spot over my liver

>> No.16845306

>>16845300
Anon, correct me if I'm wrong but do you want to be stalked by a yandere tittyfox who really wants your dick between her milktanks?

>> No.16845309
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16845309

Your Waifu has a shrine dedicated to her! It doesn't matter what her species is. Everything in the donation box belongs to her.

How do you advertise?

>> No.16845311

>>16845300
>this is my room

>> No.16845312

>>16845304
>>16845306
It's the price you pay for accidentally breaking the seals covering that ancient shrine you found in your backyard.

Now you have a love-crazed Fox Demigod to deal with.

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>>16844442
Was it this?

>> No.16845322

>>16845304
You want to be kabedon'd by a big, scary Kumiho Enforcer, who works for the Mofu Yakuza, don't you Anon?

>> No.16845324

>>16845320
Not exactly, but it does show off what I was thinking of. Thanks!

>> No.16845325

>>16845312
>The portals open and all sorts of monstergirl world shit starts popping up around the world.
>Anon wakes up one day to find an odd sealed shrine has appeared in his fucking backyard.
>Out of curiosity he pulls the seals off to reveal a small fox statuette.
>itsfuckingnothing.jpg
>Anon goes back inside, locks the door and goes back to bed.
>The next morning he wakes up feeling something wet and squishy around his crotch.
>When he wakes up he sees a big bulge beneath his sheets.
>He lifts up the sheets to see what the deal is only to see a pair of sultry yellow eyes staring back at him, a set of cute lips around his cockhead and a pair of watermelon sized tits wrapped around his dick.
>Before he can make a noise, the mysterious fox eared girl squishes her face deeper into her own cleavage and starts sucking harder.
>Anon can't help but unload his cum into her greedy throat.
>As he spasms he can see her smug smirk as she vacuum sucks his dick even harder while shaking her tits like they weigh nothing.
And that's how anon got himself a smug kitsune girlfriend who once tried to conquer Zipangu.

>> No.16845328

>>16845325
Welp, time to introduce her to the wonders of modern food.

>> No.16845331

>>16845325
>a set of cute lips around his cockhead and a pair of watermelon sized tits wrapped around his dick
All of that sounds pretty fucking amazing. At some point I got to get an introduction in though. Not that a literally godly titfuck+blowjob isn't a great way to say hello.

>> No.16845335

>>16845325
Hnnng
That's an intriguing spoiler though. I'd like her to tell me more.


During a second titjob.

>> No.16845336

>>16845325
Anons all around the world are unleashing Ancient Evils!

And becoming their husbands!

>> No.16845339

>>16845328
What kinds of food would you introduce a formerly Mayadere fox to?

>>16845331
After she finishes sucking your cock sore she'll introduce herself as your new mistress and soon to be ruler of Zipangu as she grinds her fat booty against your dick and her nine fluffy tails wrap around you and tease your sensitive spots.
And then you get to see her adorable reaction when you tell her you don't know what the fuck a Zipangu is.
She'll look out your window and then cling to you since she has no idea where she is or what anything in this new scary world is for that matter.

>> No.16845341

>>16845339
>What kinds of food would you introduce a formerly Mayadere fox to?

Fried Tofu and Sake!

>> No.16845343

>>16845335
If you want she can tell you while she rapes you with paizuri. You're not stopping until those balls are dry after all.

>>16845336
>Some monstergirls hurry to the other side when they realize that all those Mayadere monstergirls that were sealed away are ending up in our world.
>To their surprise the "evil" girls are mostly content with just spending all day fucking cuddling and eating with their newfound husbandos.

>> No.16845344

>>16845339
I would introduce her to the wonders of home made waffles

>> No.16845352
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>>16845339
The Burg.

>> No.16845359

>>16845339
Daaaw. I'm sure it's not too different from whatever weird Zipaga place she was from before. Maybe we could watch some movies on a tablet while ordering some take out food and other modern things that would be a culture and technology shock to her.
I'm takin that ass though.

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>>16845336
A Slave-driving taskmaster in hell, a slave-driving taskmaster in the new world.
Hell of a lovey-dovey cuddler though. Don't tell anyone I said that.

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>>16845352
Oni-chan, that's too much beer!

>> No.16845382

>>16845352
>Mayadere KItsune who once tried to conquer and entire nation to satisfy her lust for power.
>Now at a bar and grill getting starry eyed over her first thick juicy burger after losing her virginity to some modern guy who took her in despite the fact that she raped him in his sleep.
Cute!

>>16845359
I'm sure a few hours of you fucking her ass would be enough to get her to calm down anon.

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>>16845382
Just be careful not to leave her home alone too long.
Lest she get worried about you and annex the neighbor's house.

>> No.16845388

>>16845379
God, what is it about half lidded eyes and that 3 smile that gets me rock fucking solid?
I want to see that smile on my Demonfu as she sucks my dick.

>> No.16845398

>>16845211
Being able to survive on mana is in the MGE, so that part isn't headcanon.

>> No.16845406

>>16845300
Not now I have a killer headache.

>> No.16845408

>>16845388
Because she knows you're impressed by the size of the beer she's ordered.

>> No.16845412

>>16845398
They still eat food, though. Because it tastes good.
There are goddamn incubi Chef Ramsays out there.

>> No.16845413

>>16845309
You want debilitating venoms to enslave your man? You got it.

>> No.16845415

>>16845382
Nothing like pounding fat jiggly fox ass to get the mood all calm and relaxed. Maybe a couple soothing spanks here and there while doing it. I live to serve, you know.
>>16845386
>Leave for work
>Come home later in the day and notice she's put up a large magical barrier around the neighborhood marked by shrines and is looking panicy
>Greet her and pic related happens with her asking where I was all worridly
CUTE. THAT TITTYFOX IS CUTE AND HAS CUTE TITS.

>> No.16845420

>>16845386
>"Anooon! Where did you go all day? I was lonely! ...Eh? Work? Why would you need to work? ...Taxes? Well I suppose... But what am I supposed to do all day? I don't know how to play any of your "video games" and I get so pent up! ...Really? Fine then, I won't complain about your "work" but on the condition that when you get home you come to bed and fuck me all over!"
>"Also I'd appreciate you teaching me how to work the TV."

>> No.16845423

>>16845420
I want to impress my mayadere waifu, by telling her that the people inside the TV are all people whose souls I have taken!

>> No.16845425

>>16845398
>>16845412
I like to imagine MGs can just exchange one of the three daily meals with SE anytime, and that it's not all that complicated.
Like, you'd be eating some breakfast and ask her why she isn't eating, and she replies that she's already full from the blowjob you woke up to. Heh.

>> No.16845429

>>16845423
She's new to the modern world, not dumb anon. She'd be able to tell if you had souls inside the TV.
Now, if you want to impress her,
then either show her something new from your world or tire her out again with rough sex.

>> No.16845430

>>16845415
>"Anon! Oh ancestors where were you!? I was looking everywhere and I couldn't find you and don't ever scare me like that again!"
>Dear I was ju-
>"Ababab! You can tell me after."
>After what?
>"After I drain your balls dry for scaring me like that."

>> No.16845435

>>16845309
We have the prettiest birds.

>> No.16845440

>>16845430
>Worried ball draining sex to calm down
There's no better trait for a tittyfox. Loving fussy fucking in several different positions is fantastic.

>> No.16845442

Is there anything better than a monster girl giving you an angry blowjob? Nothing can top that, especially if she finds humans filthy but can't get enough of your dick

>> No.16845444

>>16845440
After she's done she'll probably wrap you up in a mofu cocoon and snuggle you for the rest of the day as her warm soft flesh presses up against you and she cheekily keeps your dick inside her pussy.

>> No.16845448

>>16845442
A loving blowjob from someone who genuinely cares about you would be better anon. Especially if she gave your penis a lot of teasing kisses first, and said I love you before taking it to the base.

>> No.16845454

>Tease my Waifu by edging while she's not around.
>She can smell my delicious edged cockstink and gets extremely wet.
>Has to fuck me immediately, even if she wasn't going to until later.
>She gets revenge by borrowing an Alraune's flower and dousing me with nectar.
>Then she promises that she'll lick it off, but only if I play with myself first.
>Hands me an Onahole and says to get in the Flower while I use it.

>> No.16845462

>>16845448
I dunno Anon, it's just not the same without her making an angry expression
Love and genuine feelings are great but they can't make you hard like an angry look from a haughty monster girl can

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>>16845440
>A-Ah! I need this! I need it now!~

>> No.16845493

>>16845483
The more desperate and addicted they get from being originally so smug, the harder I get.

>> No.16845494

>>16845462
You've properly articulated the reason why I like haughty mg's. I was meh about them, but I really like them now. There's something about a refined mg who looks at you with both derision and affection that makes me feel all warm inside.

>> No.16845499

>>16845493
Yes, but it would be nice if you went inside the house first, instead of her tackling and giving you paizuri in the middle of the neighborhood.

>> No.16845512

>>16845483
>>16845493
>>16845499
You'd better cherish that Mayadere fox and give her plenty of semen between those fucktanks of hers.
Though it'll be awkward when the Ochimusha, Shirohebi and Ryu who sealed her show up to try and seal her again only to see her nuzzling you in a comfy sweater and mumbling your name in her sleep.

>> No.16845515

>>16845499
No way duder. You want a monstergirl to be truly crack-addict levels of addicted to you dick, you gotta take it full on the nose. Seeing her go from wild eyed and shaking to instant bliss and satisfied when she's getting her fix is what it's all about.

>> No.16845520
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Smug lolipire already translated
https://exhentai.org/g/1049988/653f6f7732/

>> No.16845521

>>16845512
They will be like a river from which spirit energy flows between nigh constantly into her hungry, greedy lips.
>Spoiler
I'm guessing this isn't something that will end with just tea and talking things out...

>> No.16845525

>>16845521
You'd be correct.
There'd also be the confusion at the beginning and your mayadere fox girlfriend shooing them away.

>> No.16845530

>>16845525
Do they get into a cheesy way overpowered fight at first sight that gets calmed down when I ask her to chill?

>> No.16845533

>>16844605
There are too many. Music is everything for us. I hope this gets the point across though.

https://youtu.be/76PHzENMQ04

>> No.16845536

>>16845520
Nice

>Male: collar
>Female: femdom, lolicon

Greatest manga ever

>> No.16845538

>>16845530
The three of them think she's enslaved you and are about to fight her after she tries to shoo them, but the second she starts melting in your arms as you stroke her hair they realize something's up.

>> No.16845557

>>16845520
Part of me wants to fap, the other part is going
>goddamn lucky loli vampire fucker

>> No.16845564

>>16845412
>Why would you make Stoic Love soup out of anything but Stoic Love?
>And then we put the essence back in the puree, add a little semen.

>> No.16845567

>>16845564
PAN
NICE AND HOT

>> No.16845569

Gnight thread
Dream of tittyJubs giving you sex in their sleep

>> No.16845635

>>16845569
Wolfus kick their leg in their sleep
Jubjubs shake their hips

>> No.16845645

>>16845635

Kitsune twitch their ears, dreaming of all the headpats and tail brushing to come.

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>>16844605
https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk

Shed find my unoriginality cute

>> No.16845692

>>16844605
I like to imagine she's singing this while always a few steps behind me or waiting outside of the room I'm in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ZjEShp-vY

>> No.16845697

>>16845645
What about all the mofus who don't have a cute boyfriend to brush their tail?
We need to raise awareness about them

>> No.16845700

>>16845697
Their time will come. The power of the fluffy tail overcomes all things in the end.

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Does anybody think the flute looks abit weird?

>> No.16845710
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>>16845700
Amen

>> No.16845722

>>16845708
I would stick it up her ass while I fuck her,

>> No.16845725

>>16845697
All mofu get s cute boyfriend in the end. Everyone loves mofu.

>> No.16845727

>>16845710
Help! This fox is trying to seduce me! I want to keep my 'liver'!

>> No.16845729

>>16845708
That's because it's just an accessory, her actual instrument is the meat flute

>> No.16845732

>>16845722
Why, just to stick some thing up her ass or to make funny noises with it?
either way wouldn't it ruin the instrument for her? like the fact that its been up her ass would stop her playing it.

>> No.16845739

>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvcBFsBt4hg

I just want to lay around the house and listen to records with my waifu.

>> No.16845745

>>16845727
She is just struggling to put on her leggings, you should help her out instead of screaming

>I want to keep my 'liver'!
Does she look Korean to you?

>> No.16845746

>>16845745
I dunno, it sort of looks like she is trying to take them off.
And yes, she does look korean to me.

>> No.16845781
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Sleepy thread is sleepy

>> No.16845783

>>16845781
Sleepy doragon is sleepy under the Kotatsu.

Sleep tight little Doragon

>> No.16845788

>>16845652
>tfw the Anubis Taskmaster has you and the other workers doing the sand dance.
>You move too fast.
>Knock down everyone else like dominoes.
>Anubis Taskmaster sentences you to a week of dickthrone duty.

>> No.16845790

>>16845788
Don't forget the demonic silver whips

>> No.16845792

>>16845788
Kek. Would be funny to see a taskmaster Anubis getting bored on the job and making the workers do that.

>> No.16845823

>>16844605
I mever had a song to go with my waifus. But I would think about one of their craziness and randomness when I'd listen to "The Court of The Crimson King"

>> No.16845846

>>16845781
I want this picture but with a Dragon Zombie, she'd drool at least ten times as much

>> No.16845870

>>16845846
Makes sense if it was a heated kotatsu aswell. That's cute to imagine a Zombie Dragon getting heat from the Kotatsu until hubby comes home to see her fast asleep under it.

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>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6EWsbaKWI4

>> No.16845877
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Why are ibises so lovely?

>> No.16845887

>>16845877
They're feathers look fluffy and cute.

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>TFW you will never hear Rindou Wretched howling this from her rape cave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-3KI2eHi4

>> No.16845898

>>16845792
She'd probably say that it's a team-building exercise or something lame.

>> No.16845901

>>16845871
>posting a thumbnail
You disrespect your wife.

>> No.16845905

>>16845901
i'm an incompetent failure.
why do you think i like demons

>> No.16845912

>>16845898
Now now anon. Team building exercises can be fun and can boost worker confidence.

>> No.16845914

>>16845905
Demons and Anubutts are good for people like that. I should know.
Besides, the full version is here so it's no big deal. >>16843662

>> No.16845917

>>16845732
It's like you missed the whole conversation of monsters not pooping from a few pages up.
Plus like why would something being up their ass stop them from playing it? Just wipe it off, they don't get conventional diseases.
And probably love analingus anyway.

>> No.16845983

>>16845152
>Monstergirls are Protoss
This is fucking stupid.

>> No.16845993

>>16845888
There are only 2 kinds of men that monster girls never go for
Married men and meme lovers

>> No.16845994

>>16845520
pages 21-23, how does that chair work? Her leg clips inside it.

>> No.16845997

>>16845993
Even the first one isn't true in 100% of cases so really it's just meme lovers and murderers.

>> No.16845999
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>>16845993
But that's wrong.

>> No.16846011

>>16845994
The perspective is a bit weird but it seems fine

>>16845999
Memecats don't count they are a literal joke, actual Cheshires would never enjoy memes

>> No.16846016

>>16846011
Cheshires are a meme.

>> No.16846023

>>16845917
I will not use anything and been up somebodys ass, clean or not

>> No.16846027

>>16846023
Your loss, prude pleb.

>> No.16846093

>>16846027
The demon lord said herself that there is nothing wrong with being prude

>> No.16846111

>>16846093
the prube can and will be fucked out of you.
that's why its fine

>> No.16846121

>>16846111
And do beings the ass orchestra.

>> No.16846122

>>16846111
I'll just pull my ultimate card, No consent.

>> No.16846141

>>16846121
>i put the peanut butter and jelly in my ass i call it the peanut butter ass sandwich but youre gonna be calling it lunch

>> No.16846151
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>>16846122
that's pretty meaningless

>> No.16846157

Is there any feeling better than gently sliding into bed while your Waifu is already asleep, putting one of her arms over your torso and staying awake while you cuddle her?

>> No.16846162

>>16846157
Nope. Especially if you just savour her cute little sleeping face.

>> No.16846169

>>16846162
Comfy sleeping face is too powerful, especially if she musters your name.

>> No.16846171

>>16846157
Yes, getting into bed together and falling asleep in each others' arms.

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16846182

>new Zell update released

Awww shit.

>> No.16846201
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16846201

Would you help a poor little spider who got stuck in her own web?

>> No.16846213

>>16846201
is she single?

>> No.16846221

>>16846201
Yes. But after I sniff and lick thoes feet all over. She can protest that I'm a dirty pervert but it won't matter. Of course I'd let her down when I was done though, and I'd apologise for doing that to her feet. I couldn't resist.

>> No.16846227

>>16846111
You may rape a man, but you can't rape his prudeness.

>> No.16846232

>>16846221
Which feet?

>> No.16846239

>>16846232
All of them

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>>16846227
wanna bet?

>> No.16846263

Shortstacks have tighter pussies than normal. Be careful if you try to fuck one! They'll make you cum way too quickly.

>> No.16846268

>>16846263
MGs like that though.

>> No.16846278

>>16846257
I took my yearly anti-manticore venom shot already. Monsters can't break the stalwart shield of proper conduct.

>> No.16846284

>>16846268
Premature Ejaculation is a great fetish. Especially when the girl likes it.

>> No.16846297

>>16846257
Manticores laugh in the face of prudeness

>>16846263
That's a good thing. A very good thing.

>>16846284
What if you premature ejacluate by just kissing an MG as foreplay?

>> No.16846305

>>16846278
poor, naïve anon, don't worry. it will all be over soon.

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>>16846263
>tighter pussies than normal
It's not shortstacks you should beware of.

>> No.16846312

>>16846311
How tight we talking? Is this kind of tightness illegal?

>> No.16846351

>>16846312
>according to all known laws of physics, there is no way that a penis should be able to fit inside

>> No.16846364

>>16846263
Just make her cum first. It's not that hard when you can easily stretch them.

>> No.16846365
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>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuxEq-RtEx4
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xtUyn9M9mE
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea2WoUtbzuw
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYtJZAn7by4

>> No.16846369
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16846369

Gentlemen, I propose we PENETRATE DEEP withing the rain-forests in our quest for RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS and other non-worm related spices.

>> No.16846376

You're having a hard time sleeping. How does your Waifu help you?

>> No.16846377

>>16846369
You might find a mutated Alraune whose nectar is extremely spicy instead of sweet!

>> No.16846379

>>16846376
We catalog the hoard.

>> No.16846381

>>16846379
How effective!

>> No.16846388

>>16846381
>Buttons: three (3), plastic two (2), metal one (1)
Just going through the little lady's hoard is too much.

>> No.16846390

>>16846369
I bet spicy plant species are hyper seductive, even more so than Succubi

>> No.16846392

>>16846388
>Your Daughteru's collection.

This is too cute.

>> No.16846394

I want to be a bad influence on monsters when the portals come.
teach them that humans love it if you sing Limp bizkit songs

>> No.16846395

>>16846376
Dhe grabs a bunch of weresheep and we watch as they jump a fence.

>>16846379
I would get hyped to remembering all the good adventures and greed for more. I don't think it would be a good idea.

>> No.16846398

>>16846376
She could drain my energy with a poke from her ghostly claws. Then carry me off to bed with her.

>> No.16846404

>>16846395
What kind of MG did you marry? She sounds strong.

>> No.16846406

>>16845520
This pushes all the right buttons.

>> No.16846410

>>16846395
>Dhe
Did you just assume their gender?

>> No.16846411

>>16846376
She wouldn't be very good at actually helping me fall asleep, but she'd definitely make the waiting a whole lot comfier. She'd hold me close with her legs wrapped around my thighs and hips and pet my head with her paws, and maybe occasionally nuzzle me or give my face a tiny gentle lick. She might whisper softly about whatever mundane or nonsense things come to her head too; it wouldn't really matter what she was saying, just the calm, even sound of her voice would be incredibly soothing.

>> No.16846427

>>16846404
She's a flying lizard.

>>16846410
Damn you D for being close to the S.

>> No.16846439

>>16846392
You think that's cute? You should wait till you hear who her first crush is.
King Théoden

>> No.16846452

>>16846376
Chances are I'm having a hard time sleeping because I'm still trying to get over NieR Automata's ending. But they'd probably grab me close, and I'm talking my head between their hearts close, both of them stroking my head and whispering to me that my worries are no more in their embrace.

>> No.16846462

>>16846439
>Daughteru riding a wooden rocking horse while screaming about "riding for ruin and the world's ending'.

>> No.16846467

>>16846462
Yeah, like that.

>> No.16846477

>>16846452
Maybe there is a planet out there filled with automatons of all kinds wishing for humans and here we are. Think of how sad they must be.

>> No.16846484

>>16846477
I demand all space exploration and research efforts be focused on finding this planet.

>> No.16846488

>>16846312
>How tight we talking?
>the most amazing vagina out of all monsters

>> No.16846493

>>16846484
I just read about a star system with a dwarf star that has like seven rock planets orbiting it all close enough to fit inside Mercury's orbit but the star's so small they're all basically inhabitable.
So there's that I guess.

>> No.16846497

>>16846484
Maybe by the time we get there they will be just gears and rust. Sleep well robutts.

>> No.16846504
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Would Elves want their men to cosplay as Orc Orcs?

>> No.16846508
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16846508

GIANT KAIJUU BATTLES!

>> No.16846510

>>16846504
I heard that elves favor faceless fat old men.

>> No.16846513

>>16846504
Fuck off

>> No.16846518

>>16846508
Really loved Shin Godzilla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8xIAP1ixDQ

>> No.16846519

>>16846497
No sad posting.

I bet they're all going to be happy automatons with warm smiles ready to embrace everyone for a hug.

>> No.16846521

>>16846508
I want to make big babies with that big girl.

>> No.16846524

>>16846519
>Maybe something nice will happen
WHY WOULD ANYTHING NICE EVER HAPPEN?

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>>16846510
Yeah but her husband probably wouldn't have the body to pull that off.

>>16846513
How's about you chill there fuckboy?

>> No.16846537

>>16846519
Sure,I guess the ones that survive can put the death of their comrades behind and greet the humans with a smile. If they are ever found that is

>> No.16846538

>>16846534
Fuck off. Stop wasting images on monster boys. And neck yourself newfag.

>> No.16846542

>>16846534
You know how some guys feed their waifus sweets until they are fat so that they can live their fat fetish? Elves do the same.

>> No.16846547

>>16846542
Not all elves. I would say 40% of them.

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>>16846477
>Automatons of all kinds

It would be like MGE world.

But with Automatons for all of them.

And everything would be magitek like Unicorn Automaton being some nanomachines super healer.

Dragon Automatons would probably be pricks though.

>> No.16846558

>>16846551
They would spend whole days talking about how they wish they had a cute human to be with.

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16846563

>>16846538
>Being a vapid cunt will get me what I want!

I bet you just needed a hug while growing up.

>> No.16846568

>>16846563
Or you just couldn't post monster boys in a monster girl thread? If you've been here for longer than at least a day you'll know monster boy shit doesn't belong here.

>> No.16846581

>>16846394
Humanity is the real monster.
Also
>Limp Bizkit
Not even monsters would fuck Fred durst

>> No.16846620

>>16846568
>Literally foaming at the mouth over a joke image because it has an orc dude in it
Not him, but holy shit this is hilarious.

>> No.16846626

>>16846620
Stop trying to mask yourself as some one else. And here's your last (you) from me.

>> No.16846640
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16846640

Is it even possible for an Anon to escape from this situation?

>> No.16846643

This thread is dying pretty fast and it's pretty quiet.

So, how about them bullied undeads?

>> No.16846645

>>16846643
Bullying anyone should be outlawed

>> No.16846648

>>16846626
You sound just as new as that guy, kiddo. Pipe the fuck down, your special is showing.

>> No.16846650

>>16846640
Just say "I don't consent" and you should be fine.

>>16846643
Did somebody say burning a Lich's book?

>> No.16846652

>>16846581
>not even bothering to unfuck your shit and to take the '.' out of your name field before samefagging your inane shitposts

>> No.16846659

>>16846643
I think Americans are asleep.

>> No.16846661

>>16846640
Yes there is. All he has to do is go
>Your next words will be "There's no way you can escape my love"
and then keikaku out.
>>16846643
I was going to write something today but now I'm reading comics instead.

>> No.16846666

>>16846394
>>16846581
How embarrassing.

>> No.16846676

>>16846643
Do Wights go laughinggirls.jpg when Anon cannot into high class ballroom dancing?

>> No.16846679

>>16846652
>>16846666
Well fuck.

>> No.16846688

>>16846676
I expect so. But then they'd want to teach him.

>> No.16846690

>>16846640
yes, you need to bite of your own tongue and choke on it.

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>>16846640
Why would you want to escape?

>> No.16846700

>>16846694
Because I'm fucking late for work you goddamn spider get off me WOW

>> No.16846711

>>16846676
Vampires and Wights can bully most of the time. Ochis are those bros that protect the victim and Liches are the ones that get bullied.

>>16846650
Drawings dicks on her soul container.

>> No.16846714

>>16846694
because bugs are icky!

>> No.16846720

>>16846652
Poor anon must be killing himself. Even the wisps are going to mock him.

>> No.16846723

>>16846694
Having babies with such a powerful girl would be hard.

>> No.16846726

>>16846711
>Liches are the ones that get bullied.
But what if anon protects the Lich from bullies?

>> No.16846730

>>16846711
Liches are too powerful to bully. Try a zombie or a skeleton instead.

>> No.16846750

>>16846730
Oh yeah? Well I'm going to call her a nerd and hold her book out of her reach!

>> No.16846753
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>>16846714
Please do not bully the bugs they are very cute

>> No.16846756

>>16846714
>>16846753
Spiders are not bugs.

>> No.16846760

>>16846756
No, they're cuties!

>> No.16846761

>>16846750
And how do you intend to do that to someone who floats?

>> No.16846764

>>16846726
Then anon is her boyfriend and they can get comfy together.

>>16846730
Their kuu attitude makes them the perfect target, especially when they have such a big weakspot. All you need to do is not be dumb anough to just go for it.

>>16846750
You're weak, anon. Liches float.

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>>16846750
Congrats anon! You've just volunteered yourself as a test subject! How's your resistance to manticore venom?

>> No.16846771

>>16846750
Be careful, she might draw a pleasure rune on your body.

>> No.16846774

>>16846761
>>16846764
I'll hold her head down and keep asking her "Why can't you reach it?"

>>16846765
She better not try anything funny. The damn nerd.

>> No.16846775

>>16846750
She'll summon some shades to hold you down and violate you.

>> No.16846776

>>16846753
I'd talk with an Ushi.

>> No.16846779

>>16846765
But what if I'm already her test subject?
What are you going to do then?

>> No.16846781

>>16846765
Lich Johnson sounds like a fun boss.

>> No.16846784

>>16846774
There we go. Though I would rather juat keep throwing it to some classmate and watch as she floats around trying to nab it.

>> No.16846789

This bullying epidemic needs to end. Not even lilims are safe. At this pace you'll end up with multiple school shooter equivalents.

>> No.16846801

>>16846789
What would be the equivalent of a school shooting in MGE? A bullied Lich goes to a human school and utterly corrupts it by large amounts of dark matter grenades?

>> No.16846803

>>16846789
It's all fun and games until you realize that every MG with magic abilities worth half a damn can make you spontaneously orgasm.

>> No.16846805

>>16846789
School corrupters? Most of the class starts having sex and the police has to take them away. Poor kids.

>> No.16846810

>>16846803
That's why only the smart bullies survive.

>> No.16846813

>>16846801
A cupid whose name is not important.

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>>16846810
>smart bullies

>> No.16846826

>>16846818
Gotta cast those anti magic spells on your dick just to make sure as well as watching for signs that the bullied is planning lewd stuff.

>> No.16846827

>>16846775
She better not because she knows what happens to nerds who act up and possibly think they have a chance of "fighting back".

>>16846784
Yes that would be a good idea. Dummy lich stands no chance.

>> No.16846844

>>16846827
And then she tries to cast a spell to make you stop and you just bonk her head with her book? Oh those liches.

>> No.16846853

>>16846827
Try bullying her when cold shadowy hands are holding your arms back and ripping up your clothes.

>> No.16846868

>>16846853
That's exactly why Lich need to be bullied. They can't even take a few jokes.

>> No.16846871

>>16846868
You were the one harassing her.

>> No.16846875

>>16846853
>She tries to rip his clothes
>Too weak to do it and has to use magic
She's asking for it.

>> No.16846881

>>16846871
It's just joking around. Their rotten brains just can't understand that.

>> No.16846891

>Anon spends an hour fantasizing about being the bully for once in his life
Sad!

>> No.16846902

>>16846891
S-Shut up

>> No.16846908

>>16846881
The just want a quiet life and you're bugging them.

>> No.16846915

>>16846891
Many such cases!

>> No.16846916

>>16846891
Liches are more nerdy than your average anon, so you can see why it happens.

>> No.16846917

>>16846789
Even Vampires get bullied by their own daughterus in some cases.

She's probably being too tsun-tsun with her husband for this to happen.

>> No.16846929

This place is building up to a MASSIVE pile a shit.

>> No.16846930

>>16846891
Lilims are putting chemicals in the water and making the squires alp!

>> No.16846932

>>16846891
I was hoping I wasn't the only one who caught the irony

>> No.16846935

>>16846929
Thanks for your valued input.

>> No.16846939

>>16846930
Not again. Someone should really stop those Lilims from masturbating in the water supply.

>> No.16846940

>>16846929
You've been saying thay ever since there was a general thread.

>> No.16846945

>>16846939
>smug Lilim letting her pussy juices drip into the local order water supply

>> No.16846987

>>16846945
Would Alex Jones be anti monster? I could see him being anti order with a rato waifu that gives him all his data but unfortunately it's never complete and not always accurate.

>> No.16846992

>>16846945
>Lilim doing something else in the water supply

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>>16846774
>She better not try anything funny. The damn nerd.
She's going to test the effects of manticore venom on someone who's under her newly made lust spell!

>>16846779
>But what if I'm already her test subject?
What are you going to do then?
Then you should be used to this. You're a valued contributor to science!

>>16846781
Indeed, but she might be going to far when she tries making aphrodisiac lemons, though.

>> No.16847007

>>16846998
>aphrodisiac lemons
Hey, better than going up against an army of Mantises with a super-soaker full of pheromones.

>> No.16847016
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Niwatori announced shirohebi doujin for next C
There are already few mge doujins but scans never

>> No.16847022

>>16846998
I love getting experimented on by a Lich.
One day she makes it a bit to strong and I end up raping her all day.

>> No.16847037

>>16847016
>but scans are never

JUST

But hey atleast we get a shirohebi doujin

>> No.16847048

>>16846365
That is a lot of songs anon.

>> No.16847066

>>16847016
This is the second shirohebi doujin too, I'm hyped.
>There are already few mge doujins but scans never
Which ones are the others?

>> No.16847098

>wonder why I'm nor hearing back from artists on pixiv
>you have to hit send twice on messages
ree

>> No.16847103

>>16847066
I don't remember, people tweeted dojin covers several times already

>> No.16847125

>>16845520
this pushes exactly none of my buttons, but whatever its not for me

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>>16846998
>your Lich momster will never force you to milk her like a Holstaur after she drinks a lactation potion

>> No.16847176

>>16847153
>Undead
>Lich
>Mom
>Lactation potion
If you added nurning handjobs and chubby there it would be one of the most nasty things ever.

>> No.16847182

>>16847176
>If you added nurning handjobs and chubby there it would be one of the most nasty things ever.
Get a load of this dork.

>> No.16847185

I want a tomb of horrors conversion to mge land. Ridiculous lethality replaced with impossability to not get raped of course

>> No.16847189

>>16847125
>Not wanting to be fucked by a smug little girl while she treats you like a female pet
What are you, a male?

>> No.16847191

>>16847007
>Hey, better than going up against an army of Mantises with a super-soaker full of pheromones.
Please don't give her any ideas.

>> No.16847198

>>16847103
I think some of them were light novels or short stories with art.

>> No.16847205

>>16847191
Good news Olympian, astronaut or war hero!

>> No.16847215
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16847215

Grapesnek

>> No.16847228

>>16847215
Would nibble.

>> No.16847230

>>16847215
>no black sclera
>small tits
>those jpeg artifacts

>> No.16847236

>>16847185
I could see a lilim who got bored and made that. Or actually echidnas generally put themselves inside crazy difficult dungeons to get good husbands.

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>>16846640
Jetpack.

Unless it's one of those more...Wily Arachnotaurs who have their own.

Then you just accept that fate has a specific plan for you.

>> No.16847283

>>16847215
She's oddly friendly looking.

>> No.16847285

>>16847215
Without the black sclera and lip ring she looks like such a pure and innocent girl, amazing how much difference details like that can make.

>> No.16847291

>>16847285
Would you date a inexperienced and awkward grapesnake?

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>>16844605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHlU1jaFcaQ
>You will never free her from loneliness

>> No.16847309

>Melon drawing cows again
Abandon.

>> No.16847310

>>16847283
My question to you is this anon.
Would you be willing to date my chubby cuddlebug Apophis adopteru if you were in high school with her?

>> No.16847311

>>16847215
Grape me~
Grape me, again~
Grape me~
GRAPE ME~

>> No.16847325

>>16847309
It's going to be lewd

>> No.16847335
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16847335

Spoopy

>> No.16847340

>>16847335
But won't one side of the kiss just feel like your kissing cold stone?

>> No.16847345
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>>16847325
Oh no

>> No.16847350

>>16847310
Maybe.

>> No.16847352

>>16847291
Of course I would, she may be a bit unusual for her race but she's still a grapesnake.

It would be cute if she was mild mannered about her dislike for the Pharaoh too.
>"Uhhm, I don't mean to be rude but that Pharaoh girl bothers me a little sometimes, just a little bit though, I'm sure she's a nice girl..."

>> No.16847365
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16847365

>got volumes 8 and 9 of Berserk today
>reading
>Guts and Casca make love
Goddammit she's exactly what I imagine a Salamander being, just sprout a tail already.

>> No.16847367

>>16847310
I would.
But I want to help her get haughty and cocky and big and demanding like a proper pampered spoiled princess should.

>> No.16847369

>>16847309
He better at least give her massive titties.

>> No.16847374

>>16847365
Used goods.

>> No.16847375

>>16847369
His last one was already massive whatchu talking bout senpai

>> No.16847378

>>16847310
I would. I'd do it for the kingdom. But I would make sure she knows how big and assertive her new boyfriend is. She can rely on him to protect her but she's also going to get her insides pounded by him.

>> No.16847381

>>16847369
The first one he done was at least on par with the profile.

>> No.16847382

>>16847375
>these >>16845207
>massive

>> No.16847387

>>16847374
So's yer ass.

>> No.16847393

>>16847387
Rude.

>> No.16847394

>>16847310
Looks like she's got multiple suitors to choose from.
Don't you have like 20 adopterus though?

>> No.16847398

>>16847393
Can't handle the bantz, get out of my swamp.

>> No.16847406

>>16847352
Would you teach her to be more dominating like her other relatives?

>> No.16847424
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>>16847382
>>16847381
>>16847369
B-but I already drew them bigger last time

>> No.16847429
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16847429

>>16847424
Make them even bigger then, dork.

>> No.16847432

>>16847424
You greatly underestimate the potential prowess of a Cow's chest.

>> No.16847434

>>16847406
I'd let command me around in every day life and let her be on top in the bedroom if she wanted to be more confident.

Although that just brings to mind images of an awkward Apophis giving an awkward handjob while she asks if she's doing the right thing and squirming with pleasure as she's trying to take the lead in a cowgirl-like position. She would get more assertive over time but those awkward moments as she tries to find her confidence would be adorable.

>> No.16847435

>>16847424
it ok melon, they were big enough for me

>> No.16847437

>>16847424
Don't bully, intimidate, confuse, harass, annoy or frighten the melon.

>> No.16847439

>>16845567
What kind of pan? This is important. Is it stainless? Non-stick? Cast-Iron perfection?

>> No.16847440

>>16847424
Give them an inch and they'll want a mile.

>> No.16847444

>>16847437
You can't tell me what do to, you're not my dad.

>> No.16847447

>>16847437
NOT EVEN MELON IS SAFE FROM THE BULLYING

>> No.16847450

>>16847444
I wonder what your dad would think of you masturbating to girls who aren't even human.

>> No.16847451

>>16846650
>Just say "I don't consent" and you should be fine.
That only works with the odder mamono. With rapetrains like the example Ushi-Oni, the correct phrase is actually "I completely consent."

Can't rape the willing. Can't beat the cock.

>> No.16847453

>>16847444
That's where you're wrong, son.

>> No.16847461

>>16847394
Yeah, but the Apophis has low self esteem since that Pharaoh from school keeps bullying her even though all she wants is to make friends and cuddle.

>> No.16847496

>>16847461
As expected from crummy preppy Pharaohs. I'd pamper that Apophis and we'd make our posse of the REAL cool kids. And of course I'd make sure everyone knows she's the ringleader.

>> No.16847509

>>16847309
>>16847424
Wait, is re re doing it?

>> No.16847511

>>16847509
He's just doing a second Holst picture.

>> No.16847512

>>16847509
*is he

>> No.16847519

>>16847461
Such a nice Apophis, she doesn't even want to bite that Pharaoh. Would pat.

>> No.16847526

>>16847509
People wanted the tiddies bigger, he's using the first picture as reference to make them bigger.

>> No.16847555

>>16847310
Fatty! I bet she plays MMOs all day.

No wonder Pharaoh is the Student Council President and not her.

>> No.16847556

>>16847519
That's what happens when an Apophis grows up with a Yeti and a Weresheep as imoutos.

>> No.16847567

>>16847555
She plays tactics games actually. And why would she want to be on the council? That's too much stress to be around people who don't like her.

>> No.16847588

>>16847556
I guess she is too much of a cuddlebug and her snake body would make her even more comfy to cuddle. Cold mornings must be hard with her.

>> No.16847591

>>16847588
Comfy Apophis coiling with gentle venom injection

>> No.16847595

>>16844830
>See it's the Ogre
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES"
>Gladiator organizers confused
"I know her! From work! We've had a fuck once or twice, now haven't we?"
>She roars something about never calling her back before pelviscerating you

>> No.16847602

>>16847588
Every time the family get together on the couch for video games and relaxation she always wraps snuggles up to me and the waifu.
She's a good girl.

>> No.16847626

>>16847595
>An Ogre will never cuddle you after a long round of hatefucking.

>> No.16847667

>>16847591
Beware of drinking her poison with slightly lewd, but more loving kisses.

>>16847602
Wouldn't resist nuzzling. You have a good daughteru, anon. Take good care of her.

>> No.16847685

>>16847667
>a good daughteru
But she's fat! And a weenie! And still single in high school!

>> No.16847692

>>16847437
Melon swearing loudly in stream because anons want bigger titties.

>> No.16847707

>>16847685
Doesn't stop her from being good. If anything it makes her even better and more wifey in the future, the kind of snake that you could hug and shower her with affection until she melts.
Plus, one could always help her with her problems if she wants to improve herself.

>> No.16847712

>>16847692
That was amusing to listen to, he was ranting about titties, starbucks and a host of other things.

>> No.16847721

>>16847685
>And still single in high school!
Being single in high school is the sign that she'll grow up into a CC or NEET

>> No.16847780
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16847780

>tfw no automaton who insists she always has me in her radar range and her eye sight

>> No.16847795

>>16847780
>Can't go anywhere without hearing something that sounds like a subtle mechanical whirring.

>> No.16847804

>>16847795
>Can't go anywhere without hearing the clanking noise of her pointed feet against the ground

>> No.16847807

>>16847780
>have an Automaton with latent Yandere tendencies
>accidentally unearth a loyal Ochimusha and take her in as a bodyguard
>then she shows signs of developing feelings for you
>drama ensues

>> No.16847814

>>16847807

>> No.16847818

>>16847795
Not enough lubrication. Get on that.

>>16847814
what did he mean by this

>> No.16847822

>>16847804
>"Monitoring." Every five minutes in a monotone electric voice
>get so used to it you don't even notice

>> No.16847832

>>16847807
>Automaton sets a trap to eliminate the Ochimusha that involves a box of knives falling on her
>leads to Ochi coming calmly to master with a dozen knives stuck in her asking him to help remove them
>gives them intimate time together as a result
>AutomatonRage.exe

>> No.16847838

>>16847780
>She forces you to wear a wristband that monitors your heartbeat and other things
>She says it's for your health but you both know she just want to check if you have feelings for other girls

>> No.16847853

>>16847832
In an attempt to one-up the Ochimusha, the Automaton approaches with no less than seventy magnets of varying strength attached to her frame. This results in minor to major errrors, including a week in which she speaks only in mexican showtunes, old boke-tsukkomi routine lines, and haiku. Sometimes in combination.

>> No.16847855

>>16847838
I'm actually ok with Yan Automaton. She sounds really nice and I'd wear that wristband all the time, for her.

>> No.16847875

>>16847853
In a naive but scathing move, the Ochi remarks while helping pull magnets off with master that 'this is why itu is better to trust steeru istead of technorogy'
Automaton took it as an official declaration of war.

>> No.16847879

>>16847875
But the real question is: Who would win in a battle?

>> No.16847893

>>16847879
Depends on how motivated they are, but most likely the Ochi since she can cut bullets and is an undead.

>> No.16847897

>>16847879
>Ochimusha deflecting bullets as she circles Automaton's jet pack-flying form
>finally a barrage gets through and the Automaton thinks she's won
>Ochi stands up riddled with holes and scoffs it off when she realizes it barely impedes her
>Boss fight begins
Directed by Hideo Kojima

>> No.16847898

>>16847855
Yan in general is an amazing trait.

>Finally summon Demon waifu
>hash out details of summoner's/marriage contract
>fine print includes notes that Demon is authorized to keep track of all movements, motives, interests and intents
>a 'devil on the shoulder,' so to speak, and manifesting as one just for the hell of it
>she's always watching in case someone tries to take away what's hers
>always

If it's not obvious, this is legit kinda my fantasy, being a demonfag.

>> No.16847902

>>16847893
What if the Automaton has flamethrowers installed?

>> No.16847906

>>16847897
>Obligatory Rules of Nature

>> No.16847916

>>16847898
I can see where you're coming from demon fag and I can agree. I know it's not the cup of tea for some but I genuinely love yandere girls.

>> No.16847920

>>16847902
It would be quite harmful for an undead, but depending on the place it might be bad for the automaton to use it. Also, the Ochi would just back off for a little while the automaton keeps wasting her precious fuel.

>> No.16847948
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>>16847897
>>16847906
>Ochimusha fighting her way to the BBEG
>It's what looks like an absolutely virtuous holy woman
>Calls her out for being the devil that she truly is, Priestess smiling as she turns into an amazonian Angelic figure
>With twelve wings and enough feminine muscles to make Olivier Armstrong look like a little girl
>Ochimusha tossing her sword away to bring out the one of her beloved master that was injured in Zipangu, the straight blade alien to her
"I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. Besides... This isn't my sword!"
STAAAAAANNNNNDING HERE

>> No.16847954

>>16847898
>dragon waifu is a yandere
>cant go out of her home
>expected to stay at home and cook her a good meal.
>always is watching her precious treasure
>if im feeling depressed or feeling worthless she just cuddle rapes me.

Yandere a bestest, demonfag, they a bestest.

>> No.16847955

>>16847898
I too love Yandere girls. It works so well with so many of them too.
>Yandere Apophis overvenoms you then plays 'perfect normal happy family' by puppeteering around your stupefied form
>Yan tanuki buys out the whole town to make sure everyone is working for her to keep you from being with any other woman
>Yan Redcap happily skips about with a Mamono-bloodied meat cleaver in your office looking to see what other Monstergirls she can paralyze after she found out you got an anonymous Valentine's Day card

>> No.16847968

>>16847948
MAMONOMACHINES, SON

>> No.16847977

>>16847855
>Anon goes to work
>His yan Automaton stalks him from a distance while monitoring his heartbeat
>The train is just about to take off
>Anon has to run to catch it
>Automaton sees the rise in heartbeat
>Dramatically crashes into the subway station causing complete havoc
>Her eyes are shining bright red and her armgun is ready to fire
>She only calms down once he explains to her in detail what happened and confirms that no other women were involved

>> No.16847997

>>16847977
Why does this get my heart racing in an attracted way

>> No.16848003

>>16847977
>>16847955
>>16847954
It's nice knowing a girl really cares about you and loves you beyond comprehension.

>> No.16848005

>>16847977
Automatons were made for Yandere

>> No.16848008

>>16847997
It's called love.

>> No.16848016 [SPOILER] 
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>>16847955
>That yan apophis

That sounds like exactly the right amount of venom

>> No.16848030

>>16848016
That sounds like a very nice life to love. I'd accept and eat that Apophis' "just the right amount of venom" apple.

>> No.16848036

>Big scary Ochi looking down on you
>You think she probably hates you from the way she's glaring at you
>While she's thinking
>"He's so cute. I need to say something...hello? No that's too formal. Ah, I want to pet his head...NO that is unbecoming of a warrior to her master. Oh no he's starting to edge away. I need to say something!"
>"Don't move."
>Anon whimpers and stays in place looking terrified
>"Damn it"

>> No.16848042

>>16847997
This >>16848008

>>16848005
What's better, them being naturally yan or becoming yan after some time?

I'd love to trigger an Automaton's yan by showing her affection

>> No.16848043

>>16843521
is there a story yet about a dragon nerd collecting magic the gathering cards as her hoard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvJiTfvPHgk

Can just imagine her getting high on opening boosterpacks and rubbing herself off on mint graded black lotuses from 20k

>> No.16848055

>>16848042
I think slowly becoming yan is better, you give her an inch and she wants your life. But who knows? This is just an opinion of someone who doesn't like yans.

>> No.16848056

>>16848042
Definitely triggering it overtime and that's exactly what I want to do to my automaton.

>>16848036
>pet his head

CUTE! I SAID CUTE!

>> No.16848058

>>16848030
>Yanpophis trundles up, holding an apple in one hand and a basket of the same in the other
>She always was somewhat shy, hides behind her hair and hood, just manages to thrust out her hand and offers the apple
>Two very obvious punctures weeping clear venom can be seen upon it
>Make a show of looking at the apple, back to her, back at the marks, back at her
>Then, never breaking eye contact, take a large bite out of the injected portion
>Claim it's alright, but it'd be better to have it straight from the source

>> No.16848061

>>16848043
I'm going to bully the Dragon Nerd.

>> No.16848066

>>16848058
>Instant Narrow Apophis Pupils.jpg

>> No.16848074

>>16848056
It's not cute, it is dishonorable and not befitting of a proud warrior such as herself.

Unless of course her Master asked her to, then she would have no choice.

>> No.16848080

>>16848043
Dragon nerds would hoard all kinds of collectibles, not just cards, sealed games, figures, toys, etc...

I'd love to see how flustered one would get if you asked her to explain why she keeps all that fun stuff stashed in her hoard instead of playing with it

I certainly did not expect creepy rudy to show up in this thread ever

>>16848061
I agree with this

>> No.16848089

>>16848074
Well you know what? I'm going to ask a stern, serious Ochi if she can gently rub my head and tell me everything will be ok

>> No.16848093

>>16848089
Well she has to so she has not choice. Of course she will not enjoy it at all, that would be selfish of her.

>> No.16848098

>>16848080
the thing is.

mtg is worth a lot.

like jesus fucking christ the dragon nerd wouldnt be able to get anything else in her hoard if she really wanted something like a stack of kaladesh inventions or power 9 or whatever

>> No.16848103

>>16848016
How can you know if a girl loves you if she isn't willing to drug you to the point where you become 100% dependent on her?
That's why species with venoms are the best, especially Apophis

>Apophis pumps Anon full of so much venom that he becomes a sex driven husk
>Takes care of his sexual needs for the rest of eternity
That's true love right there

>> No.16848108

>>16847189
Yes actually

>> No.16848111

>>16848093
But what if you tell that Ochi that it's ok for her to enjoy it?

Y'know at first Ochi didn't really say alot for me, but now I like to imagine one as the tough body guard for me who I love in a lovey dovey way but she keeps trying to stay formal. Ochi have gone up on my list, and thats a good thing.

>> No.16848121
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.less drew more Angels

>> No.16848128

>>16848111
Well she has no choice then but to smile sweetly as she pets you.

They're now high on my list too.

>> No.16848130

>>16848066
>Idly note that the apple tastes better than others
>Wonder what might be the cause
>Admit, though, that while it's improved, whatever was added seems a bit...weak, perhaps?
>Or, rather, simply not enough was used
>Offer to test further attempts
>All while rubbing own neck, ostensibly to relieve tension

>> No.16848141

>>16848130
>Rubbing and touching the soft vulnerable flesh of your neck in front of an Apophis

This is a good idea

>> No.16848144

>>16847215
Nice.

>> No.16848145

>>16848121
Are they just random angels or do they have a character?

>> No.16848150

>>16848121
How many of them have fucked monsterboys?

>> No.16848151

Would there be lingerie stores for daughterus in MGC?

>> No.16848153

>>16848128
It's a shame they're probably going to become guro bait for some really messed up stuff.

>> No.16848154

>>16848150
Knowing .less, all of them.

>> No.16848157

>>16848151
I don't like to imagine there are. But chances are yes, they'd exist.

All I can think about is Quicksilver's hellhound daughterus story now.

>> No.16848159

>>16848151
Yes, the store assistants would be Familiars as the chain is owned by the Sabbath.

>> No.16848163

>>16848121
AVACYN AND THE POWERPUFF GIRLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyCNSD71iME

dude this thread is going full MTG

where the nerd monsters at.

>> No.16848165

>>16848153
Oh well, we can focus on the nice and sweet aspects.

>> No.16848166

>>16848151
Does a bear shit in the woods?

>> No.16848175

>>16848165
Yup! I wan't a Ochi to teach me about her culture and traditions, all while doing it in a proud tone.

>> No.16848176

>>16848157
>All I can think about is Quicksilver's hellhound daughterus story now.
>suddenly remember that bit
Sometimes I wish he hadn't found his waifu.

>> No.16848180

>>16848175
Will she teach you the ways of the sword?

>> No.16848191

I have been getting increasing amount of feelings that something moves in corner of my eye or that someone is in the same room as I am. This is good sign of insanity, right?

>> No.16848192

>>16848176
I have a disdain for daughteru dicking. And it gives me shame knowing that story gave me a boner

>> No.16848194

>>16848176
That's kinda rude.

>> No.16848202

>>16848151
Of course but it'd be affiliated to the Sabbath
If you don't want to mess with them you can always ask a kind Arachne to custom make some

>> No.16848203

>>16848180
She can try if she wants, but I think it'll just lead to funny shenanigans rather than serious combat training.

>> No.16848205

>>16848176
Between that story and the only PoV image of hellhound sex being a loli one I've really came to love smaller hellhounds.

>> No.16848207

>>16848163
thats a pretty hype trailer for a card game

>> No.16848209

>>16848202
>ask an arachne to make some lewd lacy lingerie for your daughteru
>she just gives you a look

>> No.16848210

>>16848203
What kind of shenanigans?

>> No.16848212

>>16848191
No that's just a sign of being haunted by a Cheshire cat. Do yourself a favor and don't go to sleep facing the ceiling.

Those things you're seeing is just her teleporting in your eye sight and away quickly.

>> No.16848218

>>16848176
>Spoiler
That's just, like, your opinion, anon.

>>16848194
Anon is entitled to his rude opinion anon, it's not like that's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me.

>> No.16848229

>>16848210
I'm not sure. Haven't given it much thought.

What kind of shenanigans would you get up to while sword training with an Ochi?

>> No.16848239

>>16848229
I'd probably accidentally hurt myself and she'd get really overprotective.

>> No.16848245

>>16848209
Hey, she needs the money to buy more Manticore spikes to pump into that Anon she kidnapped a few weeks back. She can't judge

>> No.16848246

>>16848239
They'd probably go really easy on their Lords aswell, making sure not to hurt him. That's cute to imagine.

>> No.16848255

>>16848207
you should see the scars of mirrodin trilogy trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnxugIyI1dc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ixdHQj3O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdDXMG9jvwg

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>>16848121
too bad only Sigarda was the only one to not die or go full horror on us unlike her sisters...

>> No.16848342

I need more loli monster smut.

>> No.16848344

>>16848342
Lolis are for hugs, not fugs.

>> No.16848351

>>16848344
What about hug-fugs?

>> No.16848352

>>16848121
>.less grew out of the animu monstergirl phase and moved on
I wonder when everyone else will.

>> No.16848358

>>16848306
>Go full horror on me

Don't threaten me with a good time shoggoth-san

>> No.16848362

>>16848103
>"Oh husband, you're so naughty! Where would you be without your big luvvy wuvvy wife to take care of you~"
>"There we go. Just stay right there coiled up against my breasts. Ah- so needy, fufu."
>"You know, yesterday I noticed you were looking out the front door at the path out towards town. Was something wrong, honey? You know I worry about you and your little... obsessions... sometimes. I mean, you just went in to town with me last year! How much time could a man spend in one place like that, honey?"
>"Well not to worry. That's why I'm giving you three... no, four- t-ten times as many love kisses today! Yes, fifteen times as much as usual, hahaha, then you won't think of leaving again, hahaha! No more little OBSESSIONS getting in the way of our love, haha! Ahahaha! Come on husband, you're not nearly tight against me enough! Hahahaha! Hahahahahaha!"
True love.

>> No.16848365

>>16848306
lets get more trailers in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GopkHUg2XCY

>> No.16848367

>>16848342
I guess now would be a good time to mention a day dream I had earlier about a loli dragon and loli griffon, both around the same size as a Baphomet and wrestling while naked over who gets to ride anon's dick first.

>> No.16848377

>>16848344
They're for both.

>> No.16848384

>>16848377
Do not fug the loli

>> No.16848387

>>16848352
Never.

>> No.16848388

>>16848365
On it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C80w_qip5VU

>> No.16848393

>>16848387
Nothing is constant, Anon.

>> No.16848394

>>16848362
I need this in my life even if it does sound a bit scary

>> No.16848399

>>16848388
>>16848365
plebs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_FY8dKyJFo

>> No.16848400

>>16848393
Well I've had this fetish for a good 5 years now and I've not lost interest since. New stuff will keep coming out to please my fetish and what else do I have to do? I don't have any hobbies or anything I'm good at.

>> No.16848413

>>16848377
This. Not a real loli though.

>> No.16848423

>>16848394
It won't be scary once you're so drugged up on her venom that your vision has a purple tint to it and your legs don't work so she has to carry you around the house all while fussing and doting on you to get you ready for the big anniversary date!
And then once she gets your nice suit on she'll take you to the fanciest restaurant ever- your dining room! Where she made a fancy dinner and cake just for you! It's wonderful, just like yesterday's anniversary dinner! And the day before that! And the day before that! Who's counting though, right?
She is! She always is! Eat up, need your energy for passionate anniversary sex!

>> No.16848428

>>16848399
This is golden, Can't top it, but I'll keep posting some inferior shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOWPqFWe4Zw

>> No.16848441

>>16848352
>.less stopped drawing cute girls and makes generic half-realistic fantasy art instead
/ic/, not even once

>> No.16848447

>>16848423
This is exactly what I want. No this is what I need!

I want her to drug me up so bad I'd become completely reliant on it and just a mindless husk she can take care of!

>> No.16848451

>>16848441
Was /ic/ the reason why he purged nearly all of his Monster girl art?

>> No.16848453

>>16848423
This is sounding better and better

When she inevitably gets pregnant and your daughter has to live with an empty shell of a father she will grow up just like her mother and repeat this endless cycle of yandere snake
Or maybe her yandere tones down when she finally gets the fruit of your love and she somehow reduces the effect of her venom on you?

>> No.16848456

>>16848441
Well I can't draw any better than that.

>> No.16848464

>>16848205
>PoV image of hellhound sex
Ok, I'll bite. link please?

>> No.16848467

>>16848453
>infinite cycle of yandere snakes that keeps spreading across the world

I like this. Soon every man will feel the love of a yandere Apophis. Only then will the world be perfect.

>> No.16848469

>>16843962
>hellhound proof ice cream
How's about that Jap solid ice cream? Like it's solid and ice cream but it isn't just frozen.

>> No.16848470

>>16848464
Seriously? You've never seen it?

>> No.16848486

>>16848464
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3018584

Lolihounds are unfair.

>> No.16848493

>>16848423
>Husband-vision is his Apophis wife in a naked apron, hair silky and gorgeous, setting a beautiful cake on the table as he smiles and kisses her on the top of her head
>Reality vision her hair is disheveled, eyes deranged, the cake is obviously bloated with excessive venom and he's sputtering as she bites his neck again and again muttering how 'husband's a good boy, not going anywhere' etc between bites as she roughly tugs on his swollen dick
>>16848447
A match made in heaven. Truly blessed she found you!
>>16848453
Unsure. I'm certain she could stop the venom's effects if it came to that.
I wonder if she'd be paranoid of her own daughter.

>> No.16848501

>>16846508
>>16846518
Please tell me there's a Shin Godzilla mg drawing, and/or a story.
Also ShinG had an amazing ost.

>> No.16848524

>>16848384
But that's what they're for.

>> No.16848527

>>16848493
This is actually giving me a huge boner. Please do go on. I love this.

>> No.16848537

>>16848493
>Mindbreak
I'll pass.

>> No.16848566

>>16848493
>Spoiler
That explains why we have a picture of a young Apophis with a Pharaoh, damn yandere snakes can't even trust each other

>> No.16848598

>>16848527
>Apophis is coiled up with her hubby in her constriction, watching a movie
>the movie is a painstakingly made recreation of a cheesy romance flick, but filmed on home video with the Apophis replacing all the female characters and the husband motioned through the main male's role
>the movie's about at the point where it just breaks down into an hour of her and him fucking out of character (her favorite part) when
>the
>doorbell
>rings
>with a swiftness beyond what any large snake has any right having, the lights get switched off, the husband is whisked away into a secret closet, and the Apophis is coiled up aside the wall, still except for trembling hands and rapidly twitching dilated pupils
>A young female voice rings out
>"U-uh, hello? Anyone home? T-there's a package for a misses..."
>The door flings open and the Apophis is beaming, eyes closed in a saccharine smile as she fusses to take the package
>"Oh hello~! Thank you so much dear, is this where I sign? Ohoho, an old single snake like me not even strong enough to make it to the post office, what a silly hag I am, haha! Thaaank you dear, have a nice day, goodbyyyye~!"
>The door slams in the young delivery harpy's face, followed by sounds of something large moving at a fast speed to slam against something in the house, and something that sounds like yelling about 'obsessions'...
>Well, it's probably nothing.

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>>16842796

>>>/i/499947
>>>/i/499948
Had too much fun, this was supposed to be just a quick sketch run ._.

>> No.16848623

>>16848617
I'd take a glass of that.

>> No.16848625

>>16848617
Christmas came really early this year. That lactation and milking is so hot. Thanks melon.

>> No.16848630

>>16848598
The yan Apophis sounds genuinely nice to live with. I want an Apophis like her!

>> No.16848632

>>16848617
Whooa momma, fresh stuff

>> No.16848637

>>16848630
Just a quiet cozy life filled with love, venom, passion, venom, venom, and mutual adoration, and venom, and more venom. True romance!

>> No.16848641

>>16848598
>Lying about marital status
That's not very fair to anon or his and her parents

>> No.16848642

>>16848637
I wouldn't mind my body being a dump for all her venom. I'd practically become a husk with mutiple wounds on my neck, leaking little drops of blood and venom.

>> No.16848643

>>16848630
She probably moans like a banshee in bed from how hard her forceful, definitely not paralyzed from the waist down husband is

>> No.16848644

>>16848598
Absolute 100% perfect waifu

>>16848630
Me too Anon, I can't think of a better life than with her

>>16848637
>True romance!
Damn right

>> No.16848645

>>16848617
You did her titties justice, I commend you Melon.

>> No.16848646

I want an oppai loli apophis that tries to be seductive only for it to end up more cute than anything.

>> No.16848647

>>16848617
That's a lot of milk.

>> No.16848648

>>16848598
Hubby should get her a hat, if /an/ has taught me anything is that snakes love hats.

>> No.16848656

>>16845207
>>16848617
Best thirty bucks I've ever spent.

>> No.16848662

I would like a wurm that invents things.

>> No.16848675

I need to know the secret to force myself to write that doesn't include pain.

>> No.16848679

>>16848646
>oppai loli
There's her problem, if she was a proper flat loli she'd end up being both seductive and cute.

>> No.16848685

>>16848679
She tries her best!
She even got one of those harem dancer outfits and everything!

>> No.16848687

>>16848679
>something with big cowtits being incapable of acting seductive

>> No.16848699

>>16848598
She behaves like a crackpot.

>> No.16848707
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>You will never have a Bapho san rape you in the amazon position, slapping her tight ass against your hips so it makes a loud and lewd slapping sound, while she kisses you deeply so you can barely breath. And then she slams down even harder while you're cumming, and even for a few minutes after.
Some days. Life is hard some days.

>> No.16848711

>>16848617
So what do the runes say this time?

>> No.16848716

>>16848362
I picture something kind of like this with dark mages and all their spells to make sure they can get as much as possible from their husbands.

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>>16848707
Please don't remind me.

It hurts just as much knowing that she won't hug me and run her hand through my hair while calling me a good boy for not struggling too much after she's done raping.

>> No.16848727

>>16848675
I try to not to force myself to write, as when I do whatever I put down usually comes out as a pile of vomit. If I get a day when I'm not really feeling it, I just resort to jotting down a few ideas, then letting everything sit for a little while in my head before coming back to it.

>> No.16848729

>>16848617
>>16848711


>だから~昨晩のことにごめんてば~
>ほら、牛乳を飲めよ。。。骨盤がきっとすぐ治れる。
>うまいぜ、味は保障する!「自分で味わっただから」
>ねってば~何か言えよ!
>怒らないでよ~ね?

>I told you, I'm sorry about last night~
>Here, drink some milk... It'll get that pelvis all healed up.
>It's tasty, I guarantee it! (I tasted it myself)
>Come oon~ Say something!
>Please stop being angry~okay?

>> No.16848734

>>16848729
Melon you beautiful man. You really outdid yourself.

>> No.16848738

>>16848724
Or wake you up every morning by sitting on your face and giving you a really tender blowjob.
Or forcing you to bend over in the shower while she presses her tiny body against you, and give you a really rough handjob.

>> No.16848741

>>16848729
Wew, that's even more fantastic than I thought it'd be, amazing work dude.

>> No.16848759

>>16848738
That's the dream, right up with her making me get under the table and eat her out when she's writing reports for the Sabbath.

>> No.16848762

>>16848759
Or turning you into her dick throne while she writes secret reports to the hertical Onee sabath.

>> No.16848774

You need to work or go to school, but your Waifu wants to cuddle with you more. How does she make you stay?

Hard mode: She can't just grab you and not let go.
Insane mode: She has to cancel your work or job without leaving bed.

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>> No.16848782

>>16848776
>that mothman and killer bee

My interest has been fucking piqued. Going to fug the bugs!

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>>16848762
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.16848792

>>16848774
What job? I'm a NEET and more than happy to cuddle with her, it's her who has work though.

>> No.16848793

>>16848785
But oh so right. But then again, I can go either way. A dommy imotou isn't bad either.

>> No.16848801

>>16848785
>spoiler

Should I really? But it's illegal!

>> No.16848806

>>16848774
She just breathes magic lewd breathe in my face and all my worries disappear.

>> No.16848812

>>16848785
I'd give her the big bro dick, while giving her the gentle headpats

>> No.16848813

I've been away for about a month. Tell me what's new, besides the waifu wank.

>> No.16848826

>>16848813
Well obviously we've got a few new girls. Quite a few new MG doujins. Some new stories and such. Just stuff you'd expect to see when coming back from being gone for so long.

>> No.16848835

>>16848707
Is it wrong the only thing preventing me from actually doing a certain Baphomet short I've had for a while (as generic as it is) is because she'd be too much like Yupiel and possibly even smugger?

>> No.16848841

>>16848729
Hot damn, unf

>> No.16848846

>>16848826
The last new MGE girl I remember was the gnome knock-off. After that I stopped following MGE.
>new stories
Good to hear, anything standout? I'm biased towards canine monstergirls, so I'm a sucker for any stories with them in it. Also, has Thunderbrother been about at all?

Any new series of note, too? Kemono Friends and Kobayashi-tier stuff doesn't count.

>> No.16848853

>>16848218
I wish you were dead

>> No.16848854

>>16848707
>>16848724
>>16848738
>>16848835
>not being a good oniichan by domming the baphomet and letting her swoon over the size difference

>> No.16848856

>>16848846
You sound like you've been gone for more than a month

>> No.16848863

>>16848846
>gnome knock off

Rude. She's a dorome and she's cute.

>Good to hear, anything standout? I'm biased towards canine monstergirls, so I'm a sucker for any stories with them in it. Also, has Thunderbrother been about at all?

Not sure about thunderbrother. Although I do know that Frosticle has finished the story about the Mail Order Jinko if you're interested in his stories. They're very good.

>Kemono Friends and Kobayashi-tier stuff doesn't count.

Damn. Was about to say that. I mean Kobayashi's Dragon Maid and Kemono Friends are both really cute to watch and make my heart flutter. But apart from thoes I'm not sure about any other MG animes going on.

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>>16848793
Dom imoutos are the stuff dreams are made of. Then again it's also nice if she subs once in a while as a reward for putting up with her selfishness.
>>16848801
It's only illegal if the paladins catch you.
>>16848835
You can't just bring this up then not do it.

>> No.16848867

>>16848776
So anorexic

>> No.16848868

>>16848866
CC baphomet lolis are the best.

>> No.16848871

>>16848846
Nothing new in terms of series. The second OAD for Monster Musume released just today.

Should be interesting to see if they're able to talk about it on /a/. For the past few months, the MonMusu threads on /a/ have been going through the same shit that lead to these threads moving to /jp/

>> No.16848873

>>16848867
They're bugs anon. They're not exactly going to be THICC.

>> No.16848874

>>16848774
She's my boss. If the lich wants to close the chemistry lab she fucking can.

>> No.16848876

>>16848873
Caterpillar might. Probably boreworms too...if we're desperate.

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>>16848873
That's because they're sickly EMG bugs.

>> No.16848879

>>16848866
You don't understand Anon. Yupiel is like the Highlander. Any more smug lolis and we'll have a bloodbath.

>> No.16848882

>>16848877
What do you think Mothman's antenna feel like?

>> No.16848886

>>16848868
You know, I can't argue with this. Baphomets are the hottest when their real age far exceeds what their appearance would lead you to think

>> No.16848889

>>16848882
Like tears in rain, or ashes on snow.

>> No.16848892

>>16848886
Yep.
Office CC baphomet is the cutest.

>> No.16848893

>>16848699
Those young virile sluts at every out to get her hubby, anon. She's just protecting his smile! His half-brain dead, addicted smile!
>>16848644
>>16848642
>>16848630
See, a love and devotion like this wouldn't come from a bitchy pharaoh. It's a pure love! Dripping with purple, infectious affection!

>> No.16848894

>>16848879
Let the smug flow and if they cat fight over who's smugger than everyone wins.

>> No.16848895

>>16848874
>Anon, I'm closing the lab today. I think we need to spend more time together.
>I want to test whether cuddling is better for both of us with you inside me.

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>>16848886
>Attempt to smash Baphomet with black fur
>She just smiles at you telling you that you're twelve millenia too early to be giving her daughters
>Shows you her name tag, a psuedopod closing the door and locking it
>Susan N. Wrath
>Shub-Niggurath
Fear the old blood.

>> No.16848907

>>16848893
It's great because she takes care of all your worries and woes. You only feel happiness and she makes sure you aren't sad, because she loves you.

>> No.16848924

>>16848892
I bet she would still try to pick up a man on the weekend by pretending to be a genuine loli.

>> No.16848927

Anyone watching SukaSuka? It has a cute troll maid who needs to resist her urge to eat the mc.

>> No.16848928

>>16848905
embrace the old blood

>> No.16848932

>>16848924
Maybe, although it would be tough when she's wearing a suit, glasses, and has her hair in a bun.

>> No.16848936

>>16848927
Just read about it and it sounds interesting for an MG setting. Humans are referred to as "disfeatured". If I'm talking about the right anime.

>> No.16848944

>>16848856
I don't really follow the threads 100% at the best of times anyway, which could explain that. But this last month has been completely internet devoid.

>>16848863
She's a melty gnome with a funny face. You could probably melt a gnome straight-up, I suppose, if you exposed her to a body of water and made her turn into mud.
After that discussion ages ago about how gnomes might be able to change their composition depending on the ground they can stand on and draw from, I'm still surprised I haven't seen anyone take advantage of that idea.

Haven't read Mail Order Jinko, but I'll take you up on that reccomendation.

> I mean Kobayashi's Dragon Maid and Kemono Friends are both really cute to watch and make my heart flutter.
I watched the first episode of both, but no further. I was pretty surprised at how solid the comedy in Kobayashi was, so I might watch it through.
Kemono Friends, though. I don't fucking know. I have a friend who tells me it's worth watching, and that the last episode is great, and I'm really not sure if they're bullshitting or not.
So many questions. Like:

What the fuck is this animation? Why use 3DCG if you're just going to have extended moments with zero movement, and where character models move in directions completely independent of where they face? Does this have a secret plot, or is it just cute cosplays doing safari? What the fuck is the robot? Is this Etrian Odyssey with animals? Do I like this or hate this? I just don't know.

>>16848871
I remember /a/ MonMusu threads getting deleted by mods a lot. Is that still happening? I don't see a thread up now, for instance.
Feels pretty shitty to do that if manga chapters are still coming out.

>> No.16848945

>>16848907
Yep. She'll bathe you, feed you, caress you, entertain you, teach you, take care of all your sexual urges even when you think you're not having one, all interspersed with loving little bites to sedate away all those bad icky thoughts and dilute your blood into a warm loving purple. She may even make little heart shapes out of her bite marks then tell you how cute your blood is today, and the next day, and the next day-

>> No.16848946

>>16848936
It's not really a monster girl setting, the closest are girls with fans or animal ears so it's closer to a fantasy setting that happens to have cute vanilla monster girls.

But yes you're thinking about the right one.

>> No.16848953

>>16848944
Don't degrade the Dorome. She's just a cutie with a big cutie smile, it's not her fault. And actually Gnomes changing their compositions would make for a good discussion indeed.


>What the fuck is this animation? Why use 3DCG if you're just going to have extended moments with zero movement, and where character models move in directions completely independent of where they face? Does this have a secret plot, or is it just cute cosplays doing safari? What the fuck is the robot? Is this Etrian Odyssey with animals? Do I like this or hate this? I just don't know.

Anon I really wish I could answer these question. But I don't even know myself. I just enjoy watching it and I don't know why.

>> No.16848965

>>16848945
Where can I find a life and a wife like this? Because this is what I need. It sounds so perfect it hurts my heart just thinking about it.

>> No.16848985

>>16848944
Technically, the manga is on a bit of a break, but not even threads with content were safe from the usual instigators. Once a thread went up, it would just draw in the same shitposters again and again, some of who even openly admit to having an agenda to get the threads permanently gone. And naturally, the mods would rather purge the thread than deal with the troublemakers, more or less giving them a free pass to post some questionable stuff even by /d/ standards.

There are still attempts to make the threads on /a/, but for the most part everyone who wants to seriously talk about the series has already jumped ship to another board. /a/ doesn't want them, /jp/ doesn't want them, and they don't want /jp/ so they've pretty much been forced to move elsewhere.

>> No.16848989

>>16848944
Monmusu threads found a new home in /c/ for some reason.

>> No.16849001

>>16848985
>>16848989
That sucks.
Moving to /c/, though?
I don't even need to look there, and I can either predict that the threads are dead, or trickling down a glacially-paced board after hitting bump limit in a couple of hours.

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>>16848944
Kemono does have a bit of a plot about the aliens and the park's closing, but it's mostly Serval and Kaban going around the park, finding cute animal friends, and helping them with their cute animal problems.

>> No.16849029

>>16848927
>SukaSuka
TANGO SUCKA

>> No.16849046

>>16848924
>CC baphomet tries to get a man
>all the lolicons already have loliwaifus or adopterus
>foiled again

>> No.16849050

>>16849001
>trickling down a glacially-paced board after hitting bump limit in a couple of hours.

Sounds familiar

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Would you a dryad dragon? who is extra fertile?

>> No.16849072

>>16849061
I'd pump her full of many daughterus

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>>16848776
I want a Mosquito homestay!

>> No.16849086

>>16849061
How fertile we talking and am I going to be stuck in a tree?

>> No.16849093

>>16848835
DO IT. DO IT. I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE.

>> No.16849111

>>16849009
Serval Girls are cute.

They're like extra tall, exotic Cat Girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYRn2CMCEtE

>> No.16849116

>>16849072
hold your dick,think about what will happen if there too many dryad dragons in a forest,you want to cause a disaster?

>>16849086
As fertile as mosquito vamps

living in a tree is optional,you could both easily fit in a cozy big tree insides donned like a home

>> No.16849127

>>16849116
Well that sounds fun if the tree is a home.

>> No.16849147

>>16849111
You know, the thing I love about felines is that even the big ones act like housecats when they're friendly enough with you.

>> No.16849153

>>16849127
>Anon wasn't too keen on becoming the eternal breeding pump of a world threatening natural evil given form, but when someone said he could live in a tree house, he knew the deal was sealed

>> No.16849161

>>16849111
Don't forget Carcals. They have pointy Elf ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaVcr0w4A5s

>> No.16849162

>>16849153
Well yeah, I'd like to live in a tree house but not be stuck inside a tree.

>> No.16849168

>>16847685
I just got back from work and how dare you say these things about my daughteru.

>> No.16849175

Al/liliraune facesitting

>> No.16849179

>>16849175
How

>> No.16849182

>>16849175
Momma always said to eat my veggies...

>> No.16849191

>>16849116
You can't have too many dragons!

>> No.16849192

>>16849179
Step one, apply ass(es) to face
Step two, lick
?????
Marriage!

>> No.16849195

>>16849175
Salad tossing.

>> No.16849198

>>16849195
Ayyy my man, didn't think someone would get it

>> No.16849200

>>16849153
>eternal breeding pump

so i become the first perpetual motion husbando? sign me the fuck up

>> No.16849203

>>16849200
Actually the Chosen Hero and Demon Lord sex loop canonically has beaten you to that

>> No.16849210

>>16849191
>pump her with daugherus
>eventually have too many daugherus
>the forest is too small for all their tree greed
>proceed to invade and conquer other forests,hoarding all the trees and flowers

see the problem here?

>> No.16849213

>>16849153
But I want to take my heavily pregnant wife out to do cute things!
Even if she's an evil overlady.

>> No.16849220

>>16849213
Pregnant mayaderes a cute

>> No.16849232

>>16849213
careful anon,pregnant MG tend to get extra horny randomly

>>16849203
how do you manage a kingdom while being pumped 24/7?

>> No.16849236

I just want to be raped into submission by something.

>> No.16849243

>>16849220
That they are, gonna take her out for cute dinners, movies, and convince her that the baby-weight doesn't make her unattractive.

>>16849232
I'd be fine with that.

>> No.16849254

>>16849232
They do take breaks but you underestimate the ability to multitask while fucking an MG
Look at the Cheshire doujin, plenty of people carrying on conversations and even some conducting business while in the process of fucking

>> No.16849257

>>16849220
>Hey anon we are making more after this one right? RIGHT?!
>or else,i will kill you

how are mayaderes cute? they literally wanted you dead before

>> No.16849259

>>16849243
Remember: There is no wrong answer when an MG wife asks if something makes her butt look fat.

>> No.16849268

>>16849257
>Mayadere wants to kill me
>I want to kill me
Clearly we have something in common.

>> No.16849270

>>16849257
Hate is just a single wrong turn from love!

>> No.16849271

>>16849257
Anon, Mayaderes are girls who are evil but show their cute loving side to you and the kids they have with you.
Nowhere is it stated at any time that Mayaderes wanted their husbands dead.

>> No.16849273

>>16849259
That's true.
I love fat butts, I hope she doesn't learn that

>> No.16849275

>>16849268
This gave me a big dumb chortle

>> No.16849282

>>16849273
The extra sweets and double portions along with you 'accidentally' burying your face into it while wiggling it in your arms may have tipped her off, anon.

>> No.16849289

>>16849210
I think that scenario requires a ton more daughters than we would probably end up having, so as long as I don't go overboard on impregnating her I think we're good to go.

>> No.16849290

>>16849282
Oh.
Well, she better not figure out I like soft girls either.

>> No.16849299

>>16849290
The constant delivery of smoothies, milkshakes and pies while you pinch her love handles and drool on her chubby tummy may have tipped her off, anon.
You're not very discreet, here.

>> No.16849300

>>16849289
Dragons are a greedy bunch,if a single one takes a mountain as her property imagine how much of a forest a dryad dragon claims as hers

unless the daugherus scatter and start their own forests on infertile lands to make them lush and lively again

>> No.16849309

>>16849300
Yeah, I think we would encourage them to go start their own forests when they're old enough (and find their own husbands).

>> No.16849316

>>16849299
Shush.
I am discrete!

She can't prove otherwise.

>> No.16849317

>>16849271
But that's completely the opposite anon, they are specifically stated to start off trying to kill some one, usually being the eventual love interest, then switching sides once they fall in love but still being crazy and dangerous.

>> No.16849323

do thick vampires actually exist? they can live off only blood,yet cant take too much off their husbands unless they want to get him bedridden

Do they store the blood excess on the waifu spots?

>> No.16849324

>>16849316
He said, while carrying another two dozen donuts into the house with little personalized hearts on them saying 'For Her' in extra icing

>> No.16849327

I want to pierce a Hellhound's nipples so I can chain her to a wall by her new nipple rings.

>> No.16849330
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>>16849323
>do thick vampires actually exist?
If they drink Holstaur milk along with their husbands blood then sure.

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>>16849323
Yes.

Exhibit A:

>> No.16849335

>>16849323
Well, I imagine they have things other than simply blood and use their husband's blood as a simple sauce on it
I kinda want one now.
Especially if she wears a tight dress.

>> No.16849337

>>16849324
Shush, it was a special occasion, that's all.

>> No.16849345

>>16849331
>>16849335
Unf unf. Would squeeze those bloodsacs.

>> No.16849346

Would you stick your fingers all the way down your Vampire daughteru's throat when you feed her? Just to make sure she's ready for when she's older of course.

>> No.16849349

>>16849346
Wat

Get out

>> No.16849351

>>16849323
>>16849330
What if the husband drinks a lot of Holstaur milk, would it be transferred over to the Vampire without her realizing why all her clothes suddenly got smaller?

>> No.16849355

>>16848776
damn it crab put some meat on those girls

>> No.16849360

>>16849351
Maybe.

Would be a fun trick to pull if she's being overly haughty or if I'd just be feeling mischievous.

I'd try and drink some concentrated hathor milk and wait for her to feed.

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>>16849323
dunno, kinda want to see if a Jiang Shi would agree to qi extraction bia biting

>> No.16849366

>>16849346
>sticking your hand inside a mouth filled with razor sharp fangs

uhhhh......

>> No.16849377

>>16849366
Anon quite a few people here want to stick their dicks in such a mouth, I don't think their finger would be higher on the priority list.

>> No.16849387

>>16849360
>decide to prank her and eat alot of garlic before feeding day
>feeding hour comes and she starts scrapping and licking
>suddenly she gets hornier and more bold
>your prank backfires espectacularly
>ends with you and her on amazon position with heartpupils and blood deficiency

bravo

>> No.16849393

>>16849387
Why not super concentrated hathor milk AND garlic?

>> No.16849398

>>16849362
I want to see just how limber and sex goddess mode a Jianshi can get
I still think they're secretly the best lay once they get completely warmed up

>> No.16849404

>>16849398
I love how they start out with really monotone groaning but over the course of it their moans go full Erotic Porn Star

>> No.16849407

>>16849362
I wanna grope that Jiangshi!

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>>16849398
i wanna make love with one next to an old school radiator to test the effects

>> No.16849411
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>>16849323
Vampires are great in all sizes though

>> No.16849412

>>16849366
>>16849377
It's canon that Vampire bites make your dick hard instead of inflicting pain.

>> No.16849414

>>16849404
so they start like a lich and end like superstar wight?

>> No.16849435

>>16849061
holy crap this almost looks like blue sonya in puzzles and dragons but extra sexy.

>> No.16849436

>>16849407
i wanna wear ones seal and see what happens

>> No.16849452

>>16849093
See now I don't want to because it'll disappoint people. Better hope Silent_II or Frosticle writes it.

>> No.16849456

>>16849414
Not even a lich, more like a zombie
And they end up like that or even better.
>>16849407
They are the primier grope girls.

>> No.16849461

>>16849408
She'd do things with her hips you'd never think possible while the things she says would make you cum on command.

>> No.16849462

>>16849456
I want to find a THICK jiangshi and grope her when she's stiff in the morning.

>> No.16849467

>>16849462
I believe that is thr Jiangshi dream.
A big, fat ass, thick, juicy thighs, huge gropable tits while still having a nice taut waist.
And she'd expect you to ply and squeeze and pinch and rub all of it every single morning

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>> No.16849473

Given how shy, akward for romance and submissive to her husband an Ochimusha is.

What would happen if her husbando tells her "I want you to rape me ultra hard like Hellhounds do to her husbands. For an entire day straight."?

>> No.16849476

>>16849467
I would love nothing more than to do that.
I wouldn't even mind if she had a bit of chub about the middle.

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>>16849467
>tfw no jiang shi to massage every morning to prevent rigor mortis

>> No.16849486

>>16849414
I'd like to think liches "warm up" a bit over the course of a dicking or being literally warmed up overnight under the covers even without tampering with the phylactery, atleast going from an emotionless voice to a quiet whisper-like kuudere.

Also a wight wouldn't behave as classlessly as a pornstar.

>> No.16849499

>>16849480
>spank her every five minutes as you do so
>each time you do she moans, progressively more erotic each time
>from 'Uuunh' to 'aaAAhnn~!'
>hips gyrate more and more until you're getting a doggystyle lapdance
The Dream.
Every single morning.

>> No.16849502

>>16849480
>Dat butt
UNF. I could bury my face in that.

>> No.16849507

>Date a Lich.
>You do something together that you or her really love.
>She gets into it. Like a Wight with a good sense of humor.
>Completely emotional and really cute, giggling or smiling like normal.
>Her laugh is the most beautiful thing you've ever heard.
>She'll even jokingly act like a Chunni if you're playing a game or something.
>When you're doing something boring or not interacting, she acts like a normal Lich.

>> No.16849508

>>16849502
yeah, pretty nice.
Braid and purple skin is lovely.

>> No.16849511

>>16849468
I would willingly take shotafication potions if it meant my Demon waifu doing this to me.
She'd probably get super smug about how she's taller than me again.

>> No.16849520

>>16849507
I don't think so, Tim.

>> No.16849531

>>16849511
I think that's why the other Demonfag likes being so much shorter than his waifu.

>> No.16849534

>>16849511
I'd rather I just have an extra tall, extra busty waifu to do that with.

>> No.16849538

>>16849520
Mate, who the fuck is tim?

Is that you Losenis?

>> No.16849542

>>16849507
It would be better if her laugh was just incredibly creepy.

>> No.16849543

>>16849511
i want to drink one of those so i can fit imside my waifu coffin

>> No.16849550
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>>16849531
Indeed it is. But I also regularly partake in shotafication potion escapades. It's my biggest weakness, actually.

>> No.16849554

>>16849538
Damn younguns not knowing their pre-'meme' jokes
Never mind. And no, why would you think that

>> No.16849558

>>16849550
>/ss/ with a 9'9" Demon
Wew

>> No.16849562

>>16849554
He was doing the same thing in melon's stream today.

>> No.16849567
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16849567

Barnes and Noble actually carries this?
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1626923612

>> No.16849573
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>>16849558
Wew indeed.
She could shrink down too though. But I wouldn't mind if she didn't.

>> No.16849582

>Using fertility potions,manticore venom and sticky mushroom soup on an already fertile MG

what happens?

>> No.16849586

>>16849550
>>16849558
>>16849573
>Tall Demonfag just wants to feel really small
Well, that's actually pretty easy to figure out I guess.

>> No.16849588

>>16849567
It's actually that big? Wew.

>> No.16849593

>>16849567
Pretty comfy book anon. Kinda scared to use it because I don't want the pages to tear.

>> No.16849595

>>16849573
That demon has a good amount of pudge.

>> No.16849601

>>16849595
Naav 'Tha God'

>> No.16849612

>Anon already has a GF.
>Shortstack Gremlin. She's intelligent, loving, and sexy.
>Walking in MGC with one of the Automations they built.
>A Dragon bumps into him. She looks at him angrily.
>The Automation takes this as a threat.
>Hits the Dragon with her arm lasers, bola tie launcher, turns on all her acceleration turbines and lands a brutal lunge-punch to the face.
>There is now a wet, horny MG desperately crawling in Anon's direction.
>In public.

What should he do?

>> No.16849622

>>16849612
>Automaton
>built

>> No.16849626

>>16849622
They installed all the weapons, at least.

>> No.16849632

>>16849567
Well it is a book.

>> No.16849638

>>16849558
>/ss/
You ruined it.

>> No.16849644

>>16849534
But anon, then I can't sit my waifu on my lap and rest my head between her horns!

>> No.16849649

>>16849644
And you can have that just fine.
In fact, go bigamous and get one of each.

>> No.16849655

>>16849649
No.
I only want my childhood friend Demon.

>> No.16849660

>>16849567
I still can't believe the english copies were made in fucking Canada. Maybe the winter girls got to them and we just don't know.

>> No.16849661

>>16849638
Can he really ruin his own waifu?
It's not like it matters what you want when it comes to his girl.

>> No.16849665

>>16849550

This pic just made me want to marry a 9,9 Ochimusha waifuguard.

>> No.16849669

Are all the girls in Zipangu short?

>> No.16849674
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>>16849660
Damn Yeti ghost publishers

>> No.16849683

>>16849665
That's pretty hot, mane. Would she have really cool ornate Shogun armor with a scary mask? And abs you could wash a kimono on?

>> No.16849690

>>16849674
Those god damn Yetis, why are they so cute?

>> No.16849702

>>16849669
I hope not.

>> No.16849703

>>16844461
It sounds like you're describing that Gore Magala figure that came out awhile back

>> No.16849704
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16849704

I need pictures, pictures of kikimori with their hair pulled back into long braids so that their floppy dog-ears are really pronounced!

>> No.16849712

>>16849669
This >>16849702
I want some 7ft tall Foxes and Ochimusha.

>> No.16849721

>>16849712
Real japanese are really short, maybe Zipangu girls are small unless they're a specifically big species.

>> No.16849724

>>16849683

I dont know about the armor but she would definitively have the abs.

>> No.16849729

Would monstergirls be okay with non-muslim brown men?

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>>16849721
There are also Oni, who are bound to be Yuge.

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>>16849732
yep

>> No.16849761

Demonic Ushi onis

just think about that for a second

>> No.16849771

>>16849740
Now the question here is, would anyone be willing to sacrifice themselves to that Oni so she'd call off her bandit clan's raiding of their village?
Keep in mind, you'd be their fucktoy after that. You'd spend your days having your head shoved between the thighs of big strong Oni girls, or be pinned down and raped all day long. You might even have your sore dick squeezed between their big red or blue tits until you cum all over their smug faces.
You'll mostly be the chief's dickthrone though.

>> No.16849779

>>16849761
Okay, I though about her for one second and she seemed fluffy.

>> No.16849789

>>16849771
i'd do it

>> No.16849791

>>16849771
If they had one sacrifice already, they wouldn't be a bandit clan of raiders.

If they have a reputation as a clan of raiders who raid people and shit, there's a hint that they've been doing it for a while.

If a man is offered as sacrifice so they'll cancel a raid, that means they'll refrain from attacking villages until the man they're fucking back at their camp dies of rape, so they'll start the raids again.

>> No.16849794

>>16849761
Redundant.

>> No.16849804

>>16849761
Isn't that just a Lilim?

>> No.16849805

>>16849791
They raid your town specifically anon. That's how they got started. In exchange for your town being spared you become their communal husband.
Then they just raid other towns for food, booze and cash and spend the rest of their time fucking you.
And then when they all get pregnant after a full moon bang train they'll settle down for good and you get a bunch of tall, busty,
/fit/ waifus.

>> No.16849827

>>16849805
But I don't wanna. I'm saving my magic to become a wizard.

>> No.16849832

>>16849827
We don't have enough wizard stories.

>> No.16849839

>>16849827
It's a hard life, trying to be a powerful Wizard, when there's big strong Monster Girls who will kabedon you.

>> No.16849841

>>16849827
Then you don't have to be the one to sacrifice himself to be a snu-snu slut.

>> No.16849849

>>16849805
Oh I know how you deal with this. You start slacking out on your duty and make the onis get some more boys. Soon every bandit of that clan will be too busy fucking their husbando to steal so everyone is safe.

>> No.16849854

Good night everyone, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please stop asking pharaohs if they know how to walk like an Egyptian.

That's a racist stereotype but yes, they do know how to do it.

>> No.16849865

>>16849854
Ooo-ee-ooo~

>> No.16849869

>>16849854
>Good night
>Good
>

>> No.16849873

>>16849854
If I met one of them I would ask if I could touch her feet while she sat with her legs crossed.

>> No.16849874

>>16849849
Anon, that's just going to make them snu-snu you harder.

>> No.16849889

>>16849854
I do hope anubi dog paddle to swim.

>> No.16849890

>>16849874
They can't snu-snu me if I'm still inside the boss.

>> No.16849895

Monster girls wouldn't take advantage of a sick man that's in pain, right?

>> No.16849896

>>16849890
You have hands don't you? You have a tongue don't you? You have a body for them to grind against don't you?

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>>16849889
Now I need an Anubis in a one-piece doing the doggy paddle.

>> No.16849902

What kind of things do you think would make a man especially attractive to undead? Particularly, upper-class undead like vampire, liches, and wights.

I assume that having a higher than average body temperature would be a good start.

>> No.16849904

>>16849895
You're gonna get tenderly nursed back to health.

>> No.16849906

>>16849896
I'll hug the chief's body and won't let go no matter how much they rub themselves on me.

Well, if they rub and invite me too much I might jump in to fuck another one, but I'll stick to her no matter what.

>> No.16849914

>>16849902
Heartbeat, breathing, sweating.

>> No.16849923

>>16849567
I'd be too embarrassed to buy it at a store, which is why I bought it online.

>> No.16849927

>>16849902
Eating those undead mushrooms (can't remember the name right now) definitely helps, though you'll probably end up attracting regular zombies and stuff too.

>> No.16849934

>>16849927
Wait, wouldn't that contradict >>16849914 ?

>> No.16849940

>>16849902
I dont think a gorgeous vampire would want a sweaty guy

fucking genetics and hot weather,i hate it

>> No.16849942

>>16849902
Vampires would be attracted to certain blood types. Maybe Wights would be more interested in heroes and the likes considering they are royalty and warriors.

>> No.16849946

>>16849940
I know what you mean, but I imagine vampires aren't fond of hot weather either so you might be good.

>> No.16849949

>>16849934
They don't actually care one way or the other about your undead status.
And the mushroom is more of a Sleeping Beauty thing.

>> No.16849952

>>16849940
Sweats got SE too, so don't be too sure.

>> No.16849988

>>16849949
Do you think just looking like a corpse, (obviously, without actually being one) would make them interested?

>> No.16849996

i want to be a vampire personal heater,bloodbag and dispenser!

>> No.16850005

>>16849996
Actually, you don't

>> No.16850028

>>16850005
Who are you to tell him what he doesn't want?

>> No.16850033

>>16846640
wait wait wait

is that a GIANT Ushi?

>> No.16850036

>>16850033
Latenight draws his girls big.

>> No.16850037

>>16850028
Himself.

>> No.16850043

>>16846640
Why i would want to escape? i am gonna pump this big cow spider full even if it kills me!

>> No.16850052

>>16849952
Mutual abs licking with waifu after a good afternoon of work out.

>> No.16850053

>>16850033
Ushis are already giant.

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>>16846640
>tfw no titan ushi to make decatouplets wuth

>> No.16850078

I like to pleasure myself with a shower head, it has a certain setting that mists the water out and that makes a pleasant enough sensation.
Which monster girl would probably be capable of replicating this feeling? The only one I can think of is a Shoggoth, but maybe you lads know of another?

>> No.16850084

>>16850068
i dont think a ushi womb can hold so many daugherus anon

>> No.16850102

How would you help your daughteru when her tummy hurts?

Dicking is not allowed.

>> No.16850104
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16850104

Undead are the best Mayaderes! Surrender your souls to them!

>> No.16850114

>>16850102
Spirit energy is the best way to cure any monstergirl ailment though.

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>>16850104
when it comes to undead i stick to jiang shi

>> No.16850120

>>16850104
Only if it's a Wight or Lich.

>> No.16850127

>>16850114
>slowly coming to the realization that the best answer to any daughteru related problem is to dick her
Who ever is to blame for this, fuck you.

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>>16850120
>Forgetting vampires
It's like you want one to bring her fangs dangerously close to your neck while telling you to apologize

>> No.16850132

>>16850115
I reread their profile after that discussion earlier and they're actually pretty great. I forgot they had super strength and stuff. And the 'slowly turns into a pornstar over the course of sex' is a fun unique trait.

>> No.16850136

>>16850132
The profile one is deceptively Thic and hourglassy too.

>> No.16850141

>>16850132
a criminally underated girl

>> No.16850143

>>16850132
I completely forget about her toxic nails. I wonder what effect they have on human men?

>> No.16850144

>>16850130
living with a vampire sounds like my ideal kind of life

only need to adjust sleeping in the day and becoming active at night

>> No.16850145

>>16850130
I am decidedly not interested in having my blood leave my body, so no thanks. If a mayadere undead wants my soul, that's all good, because it's not like I'm even using it anyway. However, they cannot have my blood because I still need that.

>> No.16850146

>>16850115
>>16850132
>>16850136
What would you write on your Jiang-shi's talisman?

>> No.16850147

>>16850146
I love you

>> No.16850148

>>16850146
marry me

>> No.16850149

>>16850146
'Likes To Dance'

>> No.16850150

>>16850146
Soon to be mommy

>> No.16850151

>>16850146
"Cum piggy"

>> No.16850152

>>16850146
Anal slut
Then she makes a pouty face and takes it off.
Eh, worth a shot.

>> No.16850156

>>16850146
Daddy's Slave

>> No.16850158

>>16850146
Best waifu

>> No.16850160

>>16850146
Do not remove under penalty of law

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16850163

>>16850145
>However, they cannot have my blood because I still need that.
What if she needs it for her magic rituals? And makes pouty faces when you don't give it to her?

>>16850144
Being active at night must be comfy to the max.

>> No.16850168

>>16850147
>>16850148
>>16850149
>>16850150
>>16850158
Cute! She'd blush in Chinese and tell you to make her womb extra warm that night~
>>16850151
>>16850152
>>16850156
Lewd! She'd moan in Chinese and beg you to give her a 'hot shower' that night
>>16850160
Legal! She'd approve your stoic pragmatism in Chinese and ask you to help her with drycleaning that night.

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>>16850146
Milkmaid

>> No.16850175
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16850175

Why undeads have so many good options?

>vampire
>jiang shi
>dullahan
>wight
>dragon zombie

>> No.16850178

>>16850163
I already said I'm still using it! If she really needs blood then she can get it from somewhere that's not inside of me.

>> No.16850180
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16850180

>>16844442
Wing skirts are and underused concept.

>> No.16850184

>>16850175
>Leaving out Liches and Ochimushas

>> No.16850187

>>16850174
Got a saaaauce for that?

>> No.16850190

>>16850168
I will keep every inch of her body extra warm anytime she wants

the extra warm womb will require surprise mushroom soup doses and mating presses

>> No.16850191

>>16850174
>"Don't be silly husband. Writing that won't just magically make me start lacta-"
>"...Okay, that isn't how this should work..."

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>>16850180
My nigga.

>> No.16850195

>>16850146
Dumb nerd

>> No.16850200

>>16850175
>So many good options

Yet the best I've been able to fantasize about is either being suckled by a ghoul or being the meat in a dullahan sandwich.

I need better fantasies.

>> No.16850210

>>16850200
Being the meat in a dulla-ham sandwich is a perfectly fine fantasy.
But you might want to expand your boundaries. Remember as a general rule that they're lifeless corpses, that usually leads to some fun ideas.

>> No.16850215

>>16850190
I bet a fully stretched Jiangshi can do some kind of ultra-mating press position where her legs are way behind her head for maximum womb access.

>> No.16850217

>>16850210
Bullying a dullahan sounds fun,just detach her head and let your imagination do the rest

>> No.16850224
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>>16850194
That figure's a big reason why I like the idea

>> No.16850225

>>16850200
Ghouls are great, I appreciate a master of their craft. I couldn't resist if one flashed a pleasure rune tattooed tongue at me.

>> No.16850245

Cuddling with your undead wife under thick blankets

cant get comfier than that

>> No.16850249

>>16850175
>>16850184
Come to think of it, are there any bad options?

>> No.16850251

>>16850245
>Wrap up Jiangshi wife in a big bundle of blankets
>By morning she's completely stuck and just looking out with a blank half lifeless half unimpressed stare
I'd give her three times a longer massage afterward, its just a cute funny image.

>> No.16850252

>>16850245
What about cuddling with my canine waifu and daughteru under the blankets? That'd be our top comfiest thing.

>> No.16850254

>>16850245
great for warming up and keeping warm a jiang shi, made of merino wool no doubt

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>>16850252
perhaps cuddling a flock of weresheep beneath wool blankets

>> No.16850268

>>16850259
Weresheep are hacks anon, that's hardly fair. Weresheep-wool blankets would even things out a bit, but that's still basically cheating!

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16850273

Will you achieve wizardry and fight the Overlady to save the world? or join forces with her and doom it?

>> No.16850278

>>16850252
What, no bondage?

>> No.16850283

>>16850254
I bet they like hot baths before bed.

>> No.16850284

>>16850278
Does being locked in a coffin with a vampire in heat count as bondage? we are clearly bonding

>> No.16850299

>>16850283
>ywn get to wash up a flock of weresheep before bed, making sure they are clean and fresh, and that the shampoo is gentle on their wool and skin

>> No.16850321

>>16850299
I was talking about the Jiangshi, but that sounds quite pleasant as well. Sleepy sheep mewling and dozing off as you wash them with warm water sounds really cute.

>> No.16850328

>>16850321
agreed, and long hot showers with jiang shi would be very comfy and enjoyable too

>> No.16850340

>>16850278
Not for the top comfiest thing anon, no. By nature, bondage is always going to be at least a little uncomfortable, so while it can be very, very comfy, it can't be the ultimate comfiest.

That being said though, my waifu and daughteru love a good night in their sleepsacks. I'd help each of them into the matching black latex catsuits they'd always wear on sleepsack nights and then I'd drag their thick, heavy leather sleepsacks out form under the bed while the puppies watch eagerly. They'd clamber into their sacks after I get them on the bed, where I'd carefully zip them up, tighten all the buckles and laces, and then lock them in just to be safe. It'd be really cute to see them settle down for sleep in their beautifully tight and restrictive sleepsacks with just their heads poking out. Sometimes they might even opt for the sensory deprivation hoods
that attach to the collars of their sacks, but not every time.

While there would definitely be a certain kind of comfiness in that for them and for me, and there's no doubt that my waifu and daughteru would get a great night's sleep in their tight layers of latex and leather, that scenario just wouldn't be able to reach the very top of the comfy list.

>> No.16850344

>>16850328
Oh, to see her unbraid that ponytail and watch her hair cascade out as steam rises off her blue pale body, her hips swaying seductively as she sneakily leans forward while furling her hair out fully, her thick booty propped up and wiggling as rivulets of water flow over it... unf.

>> No.16850351

I want to pull the little Kejourou's hair at school!

>> No.16850363

>>16850273
Overlady a cute. Would totally become an archmage under her service for headpats.

>> No.16850365

>>16850340
Thanks for the explanation I guess.

>> No.16850426

>>16850351
Be careful anon it can pull back

>> No.16850453

>>16848617
My dick

>> No.16850463

>>16848617
I can't wait till melon gets around to me, he's really on a roll lately.

>> No.16850478

>>16850344
Why are ponytails so perfect? My Demon waifu has one too and it's the sexiest thing in the world both when she has it and when she unties it.

>> No.16850480

>>16848441
could anybody make a torrent of all his monster girl art now that he stopped making it ?

>> No.16850493

>>16850478
They're like functional weapons. Even better if they're tied down at the end or otherwise kept solid. And when untied after being tied up for so long you get to see all that hair that usually seems so contained. Like look at the Jiangshi profile and imagine how much hair she'd have once that literally longer than knee length braidtail is undone. Unf on unf on unf. Couldn't decide if I'd want her to keep it in or undo it while she's riding on top. Or even better, her unbraiding it halfway through once she starts warming up into supersex status from all the rubbing.

>> No.16850500

>>16850493
Just imagine before sex if she fidgeted with it a bit and then swung her head around causing her hair to explode outwards in a cascade of sex appeal.

>> No.16850505

>>16850500
HNNNG oh god, its there
And then she flips it forward until it's laying all over you before flipping it back as she arches her back and raises her hands above her head as she starts bouncing as fast and hard as she can with a seductive look in her eyes

>> No.16850522

>>16850505
That sounds heavenly.
My waifu doesn't have nearly that much hair but that riding technique sounds amazing.

>> No.16850529

>All this comfy Jiangshi talk I missing.
Well, my face should be the only one I rub my wife against.

>> No.16850531

>>16850522
Just imagine yours doing it though and when she flips it back telling you She's there, she's ready, she can't hold out any longer, bring her to heaven while her moans start bubbling over and her eyes start squinting as she strains to time her release with yours

>> No.16850534

>>16850529
Are you saying you'd massage her whole body using only your face?
A daring technique. I wonder how Jiangshi respond to licking while they're still cold.

>> No.16850537

>>16849923
Weakling, I read Monster Musume on the manga section even though there was a girl a few feet away from me. No I did not ravioli and frantically tried to rationalize my monster girl fetish to her.

>> No.16850541

>>16850534
>calling your cold wife 'popsicle' while licking her
Didn't thought this before, but now I'm imagining how nice she would be at summer.

>> No.16850543

>>16850541
>Hot day in summer, sitting on your porch
>Jiangshi wife zombie-bounces out of the house groaning
>Pull her down and rest your head on her cold titties to cool off
>Once they get warm turn her over and rest your head on her cold booty
Just Jiangshi couple things.

>> No.16850546

>>16850531
She's getting all the hair stroking and cuddling afterwards.

>> No.16850561

>You'll never nonsexually snuggle with your monstergirl childhood friend and fall asleep on a hot summer day only for her grandparents to notice the two of you and take a dozen pictures that they bring up constantly at the wedding.
You think human grandmothers can be embarassing? Try Demon grandmas.

>> No.16850566

>>16850463
What is it

>> No.16850567

>>16850561
Be nice to your grandmother in law. She means only the best for her grandchildren.

>> No.16850569

>>16850561
With undead, not only you get grandparents, you get all ancestors from last few centuries.

>> No.16850572

>>16850567
Oh she's a sweet old lady. Way nicer than her daughter. It's just she's incredibly embarrassing.
She insists on breaking out the scrapbook of pictures she took of my waifu and I when we were kids every single time there's a family gathering.

>> No.16850574

>>16850569
>Ask your Jiangshi wife how many more ancestors you have to meet
>"Oh, silly husband! This only Ti-zhu dynasty. We still have 4 more dynasty to go!"
She'd reward you by doing all the work in bed that night.

>> No.16850576

>>16850569
>You'll never be a kid adopted into an undead family
>You'll never go to a family reuinion wherein every one meets up at an old castle
>You'll never have your great great great great grandaunt try to hook you up with her daughter who died young and has decided to lead an un-life without worrying about boys, resulting in her never getting the SE her body needs to grow to adulthood before proper suspension
>You'll never try to indulge your great great great great grandaunt and talk to her daughter only to find there's an age gap of a few centuries.

>> No.16850584

>>16850574
>Once she's warmed up Jiangshi is a bubbly, genki sprite with a cute chinese accent
>When cool and stiff she's monotone, doesn't want to do anything and for some reason doesn't even have an accent

>> No.16850601

>>16850584
>genki Jiangshi drags husband towards park by hand
>gush of wind.
>"Ah. I'm bored now. Carry me home."

>> No.16850605

>>16850601
I've hung around far too many people with emotional mood swings to find this odd.

>> No.16850608

>>16850601
Those are the moments where the good Jiangshi husbands are separated from the great ones.
You gotta reach your hands in her outfit and start going to town rubbing, groping, and squeezing every inch of her till she's built back up to her genki self.
Though having the option to just chill and be lazy with her stiff kuu self is cute too.

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I want to marry from beyond the grave!

>> No.16850616

>>16850569
I was going to mention that undead are usually singular cases of a once-human being raised, but then I remembered that they can actually have daughterus. They're not really dead at all in MGE, so its kind of a misnomer. Order propaganda!

Also, that bit on Ochimusha really wanting to give her husband sons was pretty sad as far as MG fetishes go. Its a thing she is physically unable to achieve, so she'll end up corrupting as many as she can in battle to fill the void.

> M-Milord, I've brought you six more servants for the house from the last battle.
> Yes, I know we are rather full up, but perhaps its about time to expand the estate?
> No, I understand. Milord is benevolent and doesn't wish to take the territory of his weaker neighbors.

I'd imagine she's a doting 'mom' to all those monstergirls she, uh, kills into existence.

>> No.16850634

>>16850616
Nothing like being reminded that your kind is slowly driving humanity and themselves to extinction due to their corrupting powers and inability to produce fertile sons to bum you out.

>> No.16850635

>>16850615
How much money would each undead have to give you for you to marry her?

>> No.16850640

>>16850616
True, Ochimusha was too good to be true. You would need to control and comfort her, telling it is not her fault and stopping her turning her blade on innocents.

>> No.16850642

>>16850616
>Cut people down to fill some void
The reason they adopt the radical ideology and cut down a bunch of people is to expand the demon realms and hasten the DL's plan to have sons.
I thought that was obvious.

>> No.16850646

>>16850635
I imagine a Vampire mother would pay an impressive dowry if you were to marry her Dhampir daughter.

No expense would be spared at that wedding.

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So what do you get when you combine obsession with loads of free time and a box of Crayons?

>> No.16850655

>>16850646
Would you have to talk her down from making the dishes served be a choice of (non-mg versions of) a) Phoenix, b) Leviathan, or c) Dragon?

>> No.16850656

>>16850653
The most silly looking yandere love letter ever? I mean, you know the black is already used all the way to the base.

>> No.16850659

>>16850642
Aint no fun without a bit of tragedy

>> No.16850661

>>16850642
That would imply that radicalism and practicality always lie hand in hand. Ochimusha EXIST because they are filled with regret, anon. They are very emotional beings trying to restrain themselves through loyalty and training.

>> No.16850668

>>16850655
It's the day of her daughter's wedding! Only the best for her little nibbler!

The food will feature the best of both Undead and Human cuisine. You can drink a toast with your new, spooky Undead in-laws with Red Wine or Red Blood!

>> No.16850672

>>16850646
Powerful undeads would shower men in money for marriage, that's a given

But would you accept to marry a Zombie if she handed you a torn up $5 bill and a toy ring?

>> No.16850677

>>16850668
I wonder how many weeks the festivities would go for.

>> No.16850679

>>16850672
Oh man, now that's just breaking my heart.

>> No.16850682

>>16850672
Well, it would probably depend on the zombie, but there's something childishly cute about that image. Also, she'd eventually grow into a wight most likely after getting married. So... probably? Probably.

>> No.16850686

>>16850677
Two weeks of eternal darkness!

A Lich will cast a spell that causes a full moon to overlook the wedding celebrations, an unchanging night sky, casting a gloomy and spooky atmosphere across the party.

It's an illusion spell of course, the local villagers might freak out, but no harm done.

>> No.16850694

I wand to fight an ogre in a cage match.
No swords, no honor, just fists.

>> No.16850699

>>16850694
You're going to be put in a submission hold and then raped when you tap out

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>>16850694

>> No.16850704

>>16850672
I like that idea, but reversed.
>Be poor Anon with zombie gf.
>Have enough money to pay the bills and not much more.
>Over the course of a year scape together enough money to buy a very simple engagement ring for zombie gf.
>She accepts? and the two of you are married a couple months later.
>Soon after the honeymoon she Wights and now can support the two of you with enough leftover to buy mansion, which she did.
>Move into a very rich neighborhood and host a housewarming party.
>One of the neighbors complements your wife on her jewelery, but points out she should get rid of her trashy ring.
>Your wife then proceeds to beat the after-life out of her and the party ends early.
>After you convince her husband not to call the police, you return to her and ask what happened.
>Your wife explains that she insulted the ring you worked so hard to buy for her.
>The ring that means more to her than anything else in the world, except you.

>> No.16850707

>>16850700
fun fact for those unfamiliar with wrestling; leg locks are notorious for ending the careers of their victims. Pulled muscles, ripped joints, broken bones... whenever somebody mentions a notoriously honorless wrestler, they're probably talking about a leglock submission specialist. Nothing harms a fighter as permanently as a bad leg!

>> No.16850709

>>16850574
Great^n-grandmother teases you how her grand^n-daughter looks so flexible, like she wouldn't get stiff at nights anymore.

>> No.16850715

>>16850704
That's plain heartwarming
I'd actually marry a Zombie over a Wight just for this kind of stuff

>>16850707
She's just doing it so that she can heal you afterwards, how is she supposed to show off her wife skills otherwise?

>> No.16850717

>>16850704
>>The ring that's worth more to her than anything else in the world, except you.
typo

>> No.16850721

>>16850653
Crayonon.

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>TFW not enjoying lazy days snuggling with wolfus

>> No.16850728

>>16850724
>tfw no monster girl

>> No.16850813

>>16850724
>Anon goes to the local wolfu adoption center
>Spend all day long cuddling them
>They whine and cry when he has to go
>He promises to adopt one soon

Sometimes comfy sad is better

>> No.16850838

>>16850813
>They see him coming back a couple days later
>He's got filled out forms in one hand
>Someone is getting adopted
>He gets hit by a japanese truck as he crosses the street

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Which moth would you?

>> No.16850856

>>16850838
>Spoiler
TOO sad, those wolfus are going to break and they will grow up to be assassins and super soldiers

>>16850844
Left no question, that right one looks like a mean bully

>> No.16850868

>>16850813
Adopt all the wolfus.

>> No.16850874

>>16850844
Left, shy and sweet girls are the best.

>> No.16850905

>>16850856
>grow up to be assassins and super soldiers
They will have to conquer their fears when they meet the same man resurrected by the japanese cold as an enemy, or fight to rescue him from his horrible fate!

>> No.16850910

>>16850874
Watch out anon. You know what they say about sweet shy girls. There's an increased chance she'll go yandere.

>> No.16850919

>>16850910
Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.16850927

>>16850910
>There's an increased chance she'll go yandere.
What other ways can I increase this chance?

>> No.16850935

>>16850919
>>16850927
You fools! Stop wishing for yandere!

>> No.16850945

>>16850935
I think you missed all the yandere Automaton and Apophis earlier on in this thread

Yanderes are love, I'd let a cute Moth blind me if she didn't feel comfortable with me seeing other girls

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>>16850935
I couldn't wish for more.

>> No.16850959

>>16850945
>>16850957
But Yan girls are scary.

>> No.16850962

>>16850959
That's exactly why they're so lovable

>> No.16850971

>>16850959
For everyone else, maybe.
But if you're the object of their affection, what do you have to fear?

>> No.16850986

>>16850971
For a NEET, not much. You don't go outside anyways, you don't have friends, you never see your family, and your yandere will be happy to do all the cooking and cleaning for you while holding down a job. You don't even need to answer the door or phone, you just need to keep being yourself as long as you like and she'll get you anything you might need.

>> No.16851065
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16851065

All sneks are yandere to some degree. Like this little one here.

>> No.16851071

>>16851065
All types of Lamia are cute.

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>>16851071
true

>> No.16851091

>>16851065
Never ever promise a young lamia to marry her when she grows up, that has over 80% chance of making them go yandere for you

>> No.16851099

>>16851091
Worse, imagine what she'd do if she finds out you forgot or break said promise.

>> No.16851121

>Nonchalantly thinking about gently leading a sub red Oni through sex in great detail while going to work
Monstergirls broke my mind.

>> No.16851131

>>16851121
What about through the wonderful world of bondage? Bet a strong girl like that won't know what to do when all that strength means nothing.
On the other hand, what the hell could possibly contain her?

>> No.16851134

>>16851099
>Anon was later found chained up in the snake dungeon

>> No.16851138

>>16851091
What if I tell a basilisk I'd like to see what is under her mask someday?

>> No.16851143

>>16850635
There is no number high enough.

Undead SUCK!

>> No.16851149

>>16851138
The odds go up to 99.9%, that Basilisk is going to spend her entire childhood and teenage years day dreaming about the first time she will remove her mask and see how her beloved Anon looks like

>> No.16851151

>>16851143
Yes, Ghouls and Vampires tend to do that a lot. The others too if you give them a chance.
Do you just not like cold bodies anon?

>> No.16851157

>>16851149
What about the other .01%? What happens then?

>> No.16851187

>>16851157
They end up CCs because they couldn't bring themselves to make you take responsibility

>> No.16851194

>>16851149
>Basalisk-chan removes mask to see Anon for the first time
>Faceless fat old man

>> No.16851196

>>16851187
Well, that sounds like a sad fate. So glad it only affects one in a hundred thousand in such a scenario.

>> No.16851200

>>16851194
There's nothing wrong with being faceless.

>> No.16851217

>>16851200
Then there's nothing wrong with being prude

>> No.16851224

>>16851151
I'd be a Huscarl for literally any MG but the Undead.

We can't get any further in difference, one of us is alive and the other dead, dynamics like that are fucked.

I'd sooner serve our impending Automaton overlords complete with snazzy music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6KatJHmbIE

>> No.16851227

>>16851149
>After spending years of their childhood together, Basilisk finally decides that it's time
>Her friend is a gentle and heroic soul, always helping those in needs and always keeping their cool
>One day she decides to call him behind the school for her confession, and after a few wirds of truth here and there she removes her mask
>Turns out her friend was a tomboy and now she's a succubus due to her gaze
>Basilisk-chan puts her mask back on and heads home, forever becoming a neet

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>>16851224
You can get a lot further from yourself in differences than the dead anon. Why, some things aren't even from your reality.

>> No.16851243

>>16851227
>now she's a succubus due to her gaze
Would be cool if she inherited a weaker version of the basilisk's gaze, and was able to use it at will.

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>>16851240
>Even further in difference
>Posts something alive

Case and point.

If humanity is A, then Chaos is Q, and Undead are Z.

>> No.16851259

>>16851217
This is also true.

I'd be faceless if I could.

>> No.16851263

>>16851256
>If humanity is A, then Chaos is Q, and Undead are Z.

What did he mean by this?

>> No.16851268

>>16851256
Wouldn't chaos be some indecipherable letter in a different language in this example?

>> No.16851273

>>16851256
I don't know, anon. When winter comes everyone becomes undead.

>> No.16851281

>>16851268
Are you saying Q isn't the one undecipherable and almost unusable letter?

>>16851273
You lost me.

>> No.16851287

>Love is a form of unconscious selfishness like all other good things in life
Eros lied.

>> No.16851290
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Smol lava qt

>> No.16851292

>>16851287
Eh?

>>16851290
Cute! All lava golems are cute and deserve love.

>> No.16851293

>>16851281
We get cold, lazy and seek heat. We become MGE undead.

>> No.16851294

>>16851281
>Are you saying Q isn't the one undecipherable and almost unusable letter?
Not for us canuckers it isn't. The number one thing we hate begins with a Q.

>> No.16851298

>>16851243
A masculine succubus (think the Mad Hatter profile) with a gaze that can charm men?

Hnng

>> No.16851301

>>16851293
No idiot we just become normal-ass zombies.

>> No.16851306

>>16851298
>masculine succubus
The gayness slope is real.

>> No.16851310

>>16851294
Impossible...

Nobody hates the mighty Quetzalcoatl

>> No.16851313

>>16851290
Is that barb? can't see it on his tumbrl

>> No.16851317

>>16851287
Looks like someone had a nasty psychology lesson. I'm sure you're just referring to projection though, and not actual love.

>> No.16851319

>>16851256
At least an undead will have experienced what it's like to be alive and have a normal thought process

Meanwhile a flayer is so alien to humanity that she will literally turn you into a squid so you can become one with her

>> No.16851322

>>16851298
>masculine succubus

I'm interested. Are they assertive and muscular? No homo

>> No.16851323

>>16851290
Hot!
>>16851313
That's probably barb himself posting judging by the posting style.

>> No.16851328

>>16851310
Indeed, her huge chest is too much for this world to handle!

>> No.16851332

>>16850175
Liches and wights are the best, how can other monsters compete?

>>16851290
She's hot

>> No.16851335

>>16851306
>>16851322
I have a feeling he was referring to "Tomboyish" or at least "Gentleman-like".
Masculine has nothing to do with elegant and classy Mad Hatter-chan.

>> No.16851340

>>16851287
Not unconditional love which monster girls are capable of

>>16851290
Why is she so smug? Did she melt Anon's condom stach or something?

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New Jinko commission done. Cowfee done a great job here, she's adorable.

Go show him some love if you like it and are into getting commissions done, he's doing discounted full colours right now for $35

>> No.16851356

>>16851290
>tfw no lava Golem who spreads out on your bed to make a nice warm blanket for you to cuddle her under

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It seems your guardian angel lost her job and she's decided to mooch off of you because of it. Is your couch comfy?

>> No.16851362

>>16851354
I'm not sure what you call that expression. But it's really damn cute! And so is that Jinko. This commission looks great anon, thanks for this.

BIG MEATY PAWS!

>> No.16851386

>>16851317
>>16851340
Hes right though
We're not capable of unconditional love

>> No.16851394

>>16851361
>Guardian angel lost her job
I guess she can keep the couch, and the rest of the house too because I'll most likely die at work tomorrow knowing my luck

>> No.16851395

>>16851361
It is. That's why I'm sitting on it. She can have my chair. We can share the bed

>> No.16851404

>>16851394
Her job was keeping you from getting damned, and she failed. It's not like guardian angels are allowed to interfere in whether or not you stub your toe or step on a Lego.

>> No.16851412

>>16851386
Maybe mamono mana grants you the ability to show unconditional love to your wife and daughters

>> No.16851417

>>16851404
>Her job was keeping you from getting damned
Hell, here I go.

>> No.16851421
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>>16851417
Beware of dog.

>> No.16851423

>>16851362
She's pouting, probably because she got dragged outside wearing something cute like that.

>> No.16851431

>>16851421
>ywn be beaten up and claimed by a Hellhound

>> No.16851434

Name a monster girl, any monster girl.

>> No.16851439

>>16851421
Look I already go a one way ticket to eternal suffering, I don't need a fucking dog right now.

>> No.16851443

>>16851431
>>16851421
>Abusive waifu
Hellhounds are the niggers of MGE

>> No.16851444

>>16851434
oomukade.

>> No.16851446

>>16851434
Ochimusha

>> No.16851447

>>16851434
Troll

>> No.16851448

>>16851444
Suspicious, but okay.

>> No.16851455

>>16851386
>We're not capable of unconditional love
Speak for yourself, faggot.

>> No.16851457
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>>16851448
What's so suspicious about that? You did say any monster girl so I assume it included cute bugs.

>> No.16851459

>>16851434
>>16851444
>Gloomy bug finally wins something in her life
I bet she will buy snacks to celebrate

>> No.16851461

>>16851434
Ice Queen

>> No.16851462

>>16851457
>oomukade
>cute

>> No.16851466

>>16851457
I want to be consensually coiled and injected by an Oomukade!

>> No.16851470

>>16851457
Nevermind that, drawing now.

>> No.16851472

>wake up with your jiangshi wife on top
>her hair unbraided,her legs leglocking you and her hips moving like a expert dancer
>and a goofy happy smile on her face

do jiangshi daugherus only hop all their lives until they find a husbando to warm them up?

>> No.16851475

>>16851462
They are cute though.

>> No.16851485

>>16851301
So an undead.

>> No.16851493

>>16851455
I'm speaking for everyone.

>> No.16851498
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>>16851470
>>16851444
This is the ace pilot of your new space ship, say something nice about her.

>> No.16851499

>>16851462
If oomukade is cute then so am I.

>> No.16851500
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>>16851466
And bitten? Being bitten is the important part.

>> No.16851504

>>16851498
Kill yourself Alp.

>> No.16851508

>>16851498
She has seen some shit.

>> No.16851509

>>16851504
Make me.
>>16851508
Yeah, like the mirror.

>> No.16851517

>>16851500
Yup. Right on my vulnerable neck, all ready and accepting for her attack.

>> No.16851518

>>16851509
Rest in peace little bug.

>> No.16851523

>>16851498
This stopped being funny a long time ago 2bh

>> No.16851524

>>16851518
>little
Mukades are huge.

>> No.16851530

>>16851524
They are little inside so calling them that is acceptable.

>> No.16851534

>>16851530
>little inside
You mean there's no room in her heart for anyone but you?

>> No.16851539

>>16851517
I wonder if she can bite you with her neck fangs, you'd have to be so close for it to work

You shouldn't let her bite you with the fangs at the tip of her tail though, they look like they'd hurt A LOT

>> No.16851540

>>16851534
That and she is cowardly that needs protecting.

>> No.16851543

>>16851472
The best way to wake up right there.
As for daughters I'm sure their parents can still give them normal massages to help out.

>> No.16851553

>>16851539
Her neck fangs are just for holding your neck in place while she bites you with her venom dripping fangs in her mouth. The fangs on the end of the tail are also probably for holding husband in place while she coils him.

>> No.16851563

>>16851553
>Her neck fangs are just for holding your neck in place while she bites you with her venom dripping fangs in her mouth.
That's cute in a fearsome way
Any respectable Oomukade husband should let his wife coil around him and pump him full of venom (if he has any say in it in the first place)

>> No.16851568
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16851568

How would your ideal jiangshi look and act like?

>> No.16851575

>>16851540
>cowardly
>Disposition: ferocious
?

>> No.16851578

>>16851563
This is why oomukades are cute. They're my favourite bug I'd definitely give a hug.

>> No.16851584

>>16851575
I blame thread memes for this, Oomukades are rape trains who can't help but fall to their own venom. They're essentially the switch version of ushis.

>> No.16851598

>>16851290
That looks great, barb! Lava Golems definitely deserve the love they're getting.
>>16851356
That would be the life, being engulfed in her embrace.
Even if you had to renovate your house to accommodate her, at least you could do away with the furnace, since she would provide all the heat you could ever need.

>> No.16851607

>>16851290
I want to rub my face on her hair and tummy so much.

>> No.16851622

>>16851575
She looks so weak and frail. KC should've maid her a rapeypede instead of a nerd one.

>> No.16851636

>>16851622
She's also gloomy and clingy, the face conveys that rather well.
>The potent poison and ferocious disposition isn’t all that’s terrifying about the oomukade. They’re obsessively clingy and affectionate towards their prey to point that it borders on paranoia. Once they get a man, they’re never ever willing to be apart from him. Until he becomes entirely theirs, they continue to copulate a countless number of times, continuously spoiling the man’s body and heart with love and pleasure.

>> No.16851649

Who's the most yandere girl?

>> No.16851655
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16851655

>>16851461
passing out now.

>> No.16851667

>>16851649
The one with the power to turn people's souls into CDs.

>> No.16851668

>>16851636
I can see the gloomy, but she looks so weak, like you could snap her like a stick. Though I guess one should be looking at the monster parts of her.

>> No.16851671

>>16851649
Sea bishop

>> No.16851678

>>16851655
The power to warm hearts.

>>16851649
Wisp.

>> No.16851682

>>16851655
I'm not normally a huge fan of ice queens but this is adorable.
>>16851668
That and appearance is never a good way of judging a girl's strength in the setting. Baphomets for example are ridiculously powerful despite being tiny.

>> No.16851686

>>16851671
???

>> No.16851689
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They're even using magic crystals to like get in tune with the vibrations of our, like, dimensional plain and stuff.

>> No.16851694
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>>16851553
While she can no doubt do that, the profile specifically says she can inject venom from all three places (hence why venom is drawn dripping out of her maxillipeds and tail fangs). The oomukade has options.

>> No.16851696

>>16851689
Cool and lewd

So when do I get a cute doraf wife?

>> No.16851702

>>16851689
Ew, change them back.

>> No.16851708

>>16851694
Which brings to mind the sheer mind-searing pleasure of how it would feel for her to inject you with all three sets of fangs at once. You'd be cumming like a volcano at the slightest touch.

>> No.16851709

>>16851694
What if husband gets bitten by all 3 at the same time?

>> No.16851712

>>16851568
Normal pale blue skin, big long Chinese braid, hips and thighs as her defining feature, juicy and head swallowing same as her big butt, but a firm waist with 'only' huge perky tits.
A bubbly personality but when she gets in the mood she goes super sultry mode.

>> No.16851713

>>16851694
Oomukades look gross and ugly.

>> No.16851718
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>>16851689
Brown just doesn't look right on them, besides Almeida already exists and is super cute.

>> No.16851720

>>16851694
It's nice there's a designated monster to lick the torso of.

>> No.16851728

>>16851709
Overdose.

>> No.16851731

>>16851694
>>16851708
>>16851709
>no light-yan oomukade to inject you with all 3 methods at once because she caught you checking out the tengu post woman's ass

>> No.16851735

>>16851689
What's with that disgusting blacked edit?

>> No.16851779

>>16851655
>We will never have a Ice queen that likes to eat ice pops when she thinks no ones looking

>> No.16851782

>>16851735
Not him but delicious 2D brown /= black shit

>> No.16851785

>>16851649
If she is scaly and her eyes shines, you better check your glass of wine

>> No.16851790

>>16851782
That's not delicious 2D brown though. It's a shitty edit.

>> No.16851798

>>16851655
What a cute queen, I want to share a popsicle with her

>>16851694
They're probably increasingly potent
If you're just acting a bit tsun her mouth fang will suffice
If you're struggling she'll have to use her neck ones
And if you dare ever try to escape she will turn you into a mindless cumpump with her tail fangs

>> No.16851810

>>16851785
This isn't my wine.

>> No.16851813

>Also, the huge volume of ejaculate is recommended for monsters that want to hurry up and have children with their husband.
I really should take a day off to read the entire MGE. There are many "fun" things here and there.

>> No.16851824

>>16851813
>A monstergirl will never make you do a huge volume of ejaculate

>> No.16851828

>>16851824
ANON NO

>> No.16851832

>>16851813
I guess it's nice for those people who have harems and are willing to do anything to get all the waifus pregenant. Seems like a nice deal.

>> No.16851840

What would you do if you only had 24 hours to get your waifu pregnant? If you don't succeed in getting her pregnant in those 24 hours she'd never be able to have daughterus again.

>> No.16851843

>>16850187
It's Butter-T's Jiangshi art.

>> No.16851848

>>16851840
Depends on the timezone.

>> No.16851853

>>16851840
I'd go to the tentacle forest and get that thing. Hopefully she would be on her estrus too.

>> No.16851862

>>16851840
I'd search for materials to make my seed more powerful, as well as more plentiful. There was that one concoction of supplements that give you the big cums, maybe combine that with some magic plants and whatnot.
Then I'd fuck my wife. A lot.

>> No.16851867

>>16851840
That's probably the one time my waifu and I would go all out with the enhancements and stuff. It'd be the nicest aphrodisiacs and maybe a bit of Hathor milk (to boost fertility) for her and a cocktail of humpty slime, manticore venom, and whatever else makes me cum lots. Hopefully it'd be a full moon too, but regardless we'd do our best to fuck for every minute of those 24 hours.

Since my Kobold waifu isn't one of the rare, super magical monstergirls who take hundreds of years to conceive, I think we'd be just fine.

>> No.16851868

>>16851840
I take her into the hyperbolic time chamber because screw the rules, I have bullshit.

>> No.16851872

>>16851731
Jokes on her, all that semen is going inside her!

>> No.16851878

I'm going to find the smuggest Bapho and introduce myself to her as "Señor Chupacabra"

>> No.16851881

>>16851813
Read MGE and the world guides, there is so much good stuff in there for escapism and daydreaming

>>16851840
This >>16851868
Though the hyperbolic time chamber is actually called Pandemonium
I'm sure a Dark Priest will grant you acess if you ask kindly, after all there is nothing more depraved than a man impregnating a monster

>> No.16851888

>>16851881
I've read quite a bit of it, but there are still some stuff left. I still don't like some aspects of it that much so the headcanon stays.

>> No.16851889

>>16851878
Nice van.

>> No.16851895

>>16851872
Oomukade venom doesn't produce more semen, that's Manticore venom.

>> No.16851902

>>16851878
Bonus points if you have a Pablo Escobar stache and uncomfortably form-fitting brightly colored clothes.

>> No.16851915

>>16851840
It is normal for a vampire to have a cellar filled with manticore venom jars? i think she will have to desperately use them that day

shes gonna lock me in her room and we are not getting out in 24 hours

>> No.16851918
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>"Miss Rachnera, you're trying to seduce me."




Not looking to start any EMG arguments, I just found this screenshot from the new OAV to be hilariously sexy.

>> No.16851927

>>16851918
Agreed.

>> No.16851930

>>16851915
It's okay until your waifu gets her own manticore slave to use her as a venon producer. That's when you have to say "bad waifu!"

>> No.16851934

>>16851840
With so much at stake we might try cheating at the tentacle forest challenge by getting a army of friends to help us get to the Treasured Child Tree in time. Hopefully the tree will still give us the fertility sap despite the help we had.

>> No.16851945

>>16851930
Its okay if its her manticore servant? she provided her home and warm food

>> No.16851953

>>16851945
If the manticore is okay with it then it's fine. Just make sure your waifu doesn't kidnap one. Though I guess charm of the vampire would make things easy and she would just have a servant.

>> No.16851961

>>16851918
Never Thought I'd see a graduate parody in my fucking monster girl Chinese cartoons

>> No.16851970

>>16851918
I have a fear of spiders, but I'd fug an Arachne. Especially Rachnera.

>tfw no Arachne girl friend to help me get over my fears

>> No.16851973

>>16851953
Shes was horrible at charming me trough

because it was love at first sight

>> No.16851982

>>16851354
Thats a great picture, I'm a sucker for girls in white dresses.

>> No.16851990

>>16851973
It was her plan all along, she used those magic vampire eyes that can make you their slave.

>> No.16852030

>>16851568
Pear shaped and really slutty

>> No.16852058

>>16851918
God she's always wearing the sexiest fucking outfits, and her, human, body is already fucking fantastic. I want to specifically tell her that I have arachnophobia so she tenderly doms me and makes me cum until I'm over it when in reality I've always had a huge boner for her.

>> No.16852071

>>16852058
Dom spiders are best spiders. It's just a rule of nature.

>> No.16852086

>>16851290
>that smug
I can only think of Lava Golem lolidom now
Even better if she's normally large enough to put all but the most ara ara of monsters to shame

>> No.16852088

>>16852071
Sub spiders are pretty weird unless they are the jumping ones. Those you can tease with your foot and fingers.

>> No.16852096

>>16852086
Something that big and at the same time that small wouldn't even be able to move.

>> No.16852097

>>16851655
Kuuderes learning to smile are always a cute!

>> No.16852102

>>16851902
>Dress in a poncho and sombrero
>Infiltrate a local Sabbath branch, pretending to be captured
"Oho? What's this one's name?"
>Try to muster up your best impression of a spaghetti western vaquero
"I am... Señor Chupacabra."
>Baphomet quirking her eyebrow, one of the Witches sniggering at the absurdity of the name
>Another one has her face in her palms, especially when you bristle that thick-as-fuck Escobar style 'stache, flourishing your neon yellow leggings with your girthy balls and pole straining against the seat of the pants
>Step up to her throne, leaning in close so your balls are near her face
"Señor. Chupacabra."
>Baphomet's eyes are transfixed on your package, then to your face, looking at one of her subordinates
"What's a 'Chupacabra'?"
>It means 'goat-sucker, Mistress'
>TFW Bapho just smirks like she's just read some shitpost about fucking the smug out of her
>Leans into your package, looking up
"Ay Papi"

>> No.16852110
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The emperor, the shogun or lord Buddha? Whom do your loyalties lie with?

>> No.16852115

>>16852110
My waifu.

>> No.16852117

>>16852110
If our Daimyo is to become Shogun
Military ruler of all Japan

>> No.16852128

>>16852110
The Ochimusha stand with the Shogunate

>> No.16852129
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16852129

>>16852110
My meitou.

>> No.16852141

>>16852129
My best girl. I would indulge both of our every edgelord chuuni fantasies without question with her, then fuck like rutting pigs in the downtime.

>> No.16852150

>>16852030
All undead are best pear shaped and lusty.

>> No.16852151

>>16852110
My loyalties lie with my dick and I follow it wherever it takes me.

And right now it's telling me that I want to mating press that fox.

>> No.16852153

>>16852129
>Katana cursed sword and a Ochimusha sparring to see who gets to marry Anon

I wonder who'll win this one

>> No.16852160

>>16852153
Can they use Moonlit Wilderness as the arena?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-6e-mjsqxs

>> No.16852162

>>16852110
The Lord, you heathen.

>> No.16852163

>>16852153
Ochimusa adventures is a thing. First it was an automaton and now a cursed sword. No matter how many enemies she has to beat, she'll always stay by anon's side.

>> No.16852165

>>16852150
See, pear shaped works either with really basic just bouncing again and again or with really intimate gyrating and grinding, so that was my thought for a Jiangshi, but it works for all of them as well.

>> No.16852170

>>16852162
Francis Xavier please go.

>> No.16852171

>>16851568
I prefer the profile looks and proportions. Though she has glasses. I find glasses sexy. and want someone to share the pain
She is mature, confident, intelligent, teasing. She loves music and dancing, and spends her friday nights at club pretending to be stiff and challenging fools to DDR.

>> No.16852172

>>16852163
OCHIQUEST
Boss one Automaton
Boss two Cursed Sword
Boss three through seven ??????
Final boss: Confessing to Anon

>> No.16852174

>>16852172
Red Oni/Blue Oni tag-team deserves to be a boss.

>> No.16852184

>>16852172
>Each boss has a different reason they want to be with Anon that the Ochi doesn't sit right with
>Automaton wants to augment him with a bunch of tech stuff to monitor him at all times
>Cursed Sword wants to corrupt him into a murderhobo
>Of all of them, Ochimusha just wants a nice normal loving relationship with no extra hangups other than guarding him

>> No.16852187

>>16852174
Agreed. And halfway through the Blue Oni gets drunk as well so they both go full force.

>> No.16852192

>>16852172
Ochimusa against the world.

>One of the bosses is anon's bro who is now an alp

>> No.16852194

>>16852172
>>16852187
Secret boss: Bridal training with aunt Ammy

>> No.16852195
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E A R S
A
R
S

>> No.16852207

>>16852194
>Minigame where Ochimusha in a cute bridal gown has to walk from one side of a shrine room to the other while balancing books and a cup of sake on her head

>> No.16852213

>>16852195
>double set of ears
Disgusting
Delet

>> No.16852214

>>16852195
>touch fluffy ears

>> No.16852217

>>16852172
Oomukade boss who sticks the Ochi with a poison at the start that disorients her

>> No.16852218

>>16852192
Yo where's Platinum games?

>> No.16852223

>>16851290
Nice.
>>16852086
I want her warm ass on my face.

>> No.16852234

>>16852172
Will Anon be helping her, tossed from boss to boss like helpless tied-up princess or completely oblivious of what is happening around him?

>> No.16852239

>>16852234
I was thinking more always just out of reach and unaware.
Like he goes hiking and the Ochi follows him as his bodyguard and he doesn't realize she's fighting off a whole hive of hornets who want to take him as a communal cumslave husband.

>> No.16852247

>>16852234
Anon is just doing his daily stuff when a girl comes our of nowhere and tries to rape him. Sometimes the ochi gets to her before anon can even notice.

>> No.16852255

>>16852247
And the tutorial boss is a Titan Ushi-Oni that she flips up in the air before dicing her through with her demon silver katana, leaving her knocked out in a stupor.
Bonus points if she has a kikimora giving her intel about her enemies through an earpiece the whole time.

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>>16851568
Like the profile one but with paler skin, short white hair, and a THICC shortstack body.
>her big tits are perky and Space-Jin tier when she's not stretched out enough
>gain a slight sag to them when she's fully limbered up
>>16852058
>tenderly doms
Rach is too cunty for that.

>> No.16852266

>>16852256
Nice.
>Shortstack that can grind like a sex goddess once she's limbered up
Unf.

>> No.16852268

>>16852256
>Rach is too cunty for that
But this is wrong and you know it.

>> No.16852269

>ywn be a Ochi's little partner (lord) when she goes on adventures defeating foes and slaying bosses

>> No.16852273

>>16852269
How little we talkin?
Does she tower over you and take care of everything with ease before bowing and praising you for your 'discretion'?

>> No.16852278

>>16852273
We're talking atleast 6'3". You're her mascot, medic, helper and speaker all bundled into one!

>> No.16852281

>>16852278
Whoops. I didn't mean to include her height. You don't have to be 6'3" to join her side anons.

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>>16851655
Happy ice girls in my thread?

No deal!

>> No.16852306

>>16852295
Ice girls need strong hearts for eveything they go through.

>> No.16852308

>>16851655
[x] Force a smile

>> No.16852337

>>16852165
>pear shaped works either with really basic just bouncing again and again or with really intimate gyrating and grinding
It fits with a lot of things because it's both sexy and cute at the same time. Doing it with a bottom-heavy loli Lich, you could imagine she could be sitting on your lap and moving slowly while facing you, just as well as her pale bottom slapping against you when you're ramming her ass from behind.

>> No.16852376

>>16852337
That's a huge draw of the pear booty. It's so insanely big that even when the MG isn't trying to do something sexy it gets you aroused.
>Massive pear shaped loli lich falls asleep in your lap
>Have to summon all of your will power to not pop a boner as her huge fuckpillows lazily rub against your crotch as she peacefully leans against your chest with an adorable sleeping face

>> No.16852378

butts are icky

>> No.16852385

>>16852378
Butts are for worshiping

>> No.16852387

>>16852385
no

>> No.16852388

>>16852308
She's probably married to some Anon so it's easier than it sounds.

Though don't expect her to show that side to anyone else.

>> No.16852391

I want to be gently dommed by a big strong Manticore! Then I want her to put a tight thick collar on me that says something like "[Her name]'s bitch"!

>> No.16852393
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16852393

>>16852385
This is correct.
Rate your top five MG booty.

>> No.16852398

>>16852393
>5: My Waifu's
>4: My Waifu's
>3: My Waifu's
>2: My Waifu's
>1: My Waifu's

>> No.16852399

>>16852393
1. Apophis (fuck you they have snake booty you cant tell me they dont)
2. Cheshire
3. Dark Mage
4. Demon
5. Wight

>> No.16852400

>>16852376
That's far too many superlatives, it should still be in reasonable size and not /d/-tier.

>> No.16852402

>>16852160
>Moonlit Wilderness
Patrician taste.

>> No.16852403

>>16852295
What's going on in this picture? Yandere Yuki-onna freezing Anon so she can have him for all eternity?

>> No.16852405

>>16852393
I can't come up with a top 5 but I think if there was a loli hellhound with the body of nav's wight then my dick would explode.

>> No.16852408

>>16852295
I still fucking hate LN and Shoggocks for that image

>> No.16852409

>>16852393
1. My Kobold waifu's
2. My Kobold daughteru's
3.
4.
5.

>> No.16852416

>>16852403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6q4C_2hPc

>> No.16852419

>>16852402
It's the stage where Anna's story mode has her fighting Lee. The cutscene that follows made my willy feel funny.

>> No.16852422
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>>16852409

>> No.16852424

>>16852393
1. Anubutt
2. Anubutt
3. Anubutt
4. Anubutt
5. Anubutt

>> No.16852440

>>16852399
How big do you like your Apophass?

>> No.16852444

>>16852399
>1. Apophis

Fine taste. Are you going to push your face into that fat Lamia ass?

>> No.16852445

>>16852391
If you're already willing to step that low she will have to do much more extreme things to dominate you
Such as, taking you on a walk in the streets but instead of just putting you on a leash she'd actually grab your dick with her tailpussy and walk you that way. Can you imagine the smug look on her face during all that?

>> No.16852448

>>16852213
Your face is disgusting, followed by your soul.

>> No.16852452

>>16852399
Someone get this man that one apophis greentext from a week or so ago.

>> No.16852453

>>16852445
>taking you on a walk in the streets but instead of just putting you on a leash she'd actually grab your dick with her tailpussy

L-Lewd! But I want it! She'd have the smuggest smile on her face as people stopped and looked at me getting dragged along at the dick by THROBBING TAIL PUSSY

>> No.16852454

>>16852393
1. loli Wight
2. loli Anubis
3. loli Demon
4. loli Lich
5. loli Hellhound

>> No.16852456

>>16852440
Fucking huge. Big fat lamiass.
>>16852444
I would if she wouldn't be forcibly pushing my face into it as much as possible while she grinds it against me calling me insulting things and suffocating me with it.
>>16852452
The what? Did I miss Apophass posting?!

>> No.16852462

>>16852453
You better keep up the pace then, if you were to drop to your knees because her throbs made you cum then she'd have to punish you on the spot

>> No.16852466

>>16852454
t. Sabbath

>> No.16852472

>>16852462
That's the best kind of relationship.

>> No.16852473

>>16852456
>"Hooora, I must say, I sure am glad I tempted you to rejoin me in my escapades, anon. Of course, it was my plan all along, after all- I'd known from the beginning that you couldn't get enough of my-"
>Grinds her huge hips and gigantic ass on top of your face, bouncing it on you with each word as she bites her lip at the feeling of your nose getting mashed by her colossal cheeks
>"-Big- fat- purple- ass- rrergh! Hmhm~"
>Puts more weight down, swinging her hips around in wide circles as you start struggling to breathe from all the pressure
>"You know, if you had just properly worshipped it from the start, I wouldn't have to pretend to...be so..."
>She suddenly goes quiet and stops moving her hips, then after a moment lifts them up and pulls you out slightly so she can look at you
>"...h-hey, anon... thanks."
>She gives a truly genuine smile for a good long while, then without warning turns to a mischievous expression and sticks her tongue out before shoving your face back under her obscene booty and lowering herself back down with full force
>"...thanks for being such a comfortable seat, that is! Ah, fit for a queen, I must say, and so refreshing too! Now, we'll have to start planning how to get back at that skinny bitch across town. I was thinking we could..."etc etc

Fresh from the archives. It was actually three weeks ago.

>> No.16852478

After playing NieR Automata. Automatons have bumped up on my list considerably.

>> No.16852482

>>16852416
Ah, I thought the surroundings are ice and Anon was frozen. It makes sense now.

>> No.16852484

>>16852473
Jesus christ was this made for me or something?! That is the entirety of what I want. From the huge size to the getting crushed and suffocated by it to her being all smug and teasing about it. Fuck!

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>>16852478

>> No.16852491

>>16852454
>1. loli Wight
That's because of >>16844340 isn't it?

>>16852472
Only a true slut would say that
That Manticore is going to have a lot of training to do to turn you into a respectable man

>> No.16852492

>>16852478
Would you save a genki Idol Automaton from an infinite loop of trying to contact an audience that doesn't exist anymore?

>> No.16852508

>>16852448
>liking lazy 4-ears shitty art
>talking shit
Disgusting

>> No.16852513

>>16852490
A2 is hot.

>tfw no tsun Automaton

>>16852492
Anon, that boss was creepy.

>> No.16852521

>>16852513
How come we're talking about boss fights in this thread? Do we just want to FIGHT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN?

>> No.16852525

>>16852513
Not the boss anon, the one from the YoRHa-issue Blade story.

>> No.16852527

>>16852393
Automaton
Lich
Wight
Cheshire
JubJub

>> No.16852529

>>16852491
>That's because of >>16844340 isn't it?
No, actually. I already knew it was the best even before Nav drew the first loliwight.

>> No.16852530

>>16852393
>troll
>troll
>troll
>troll
>troll

>> No.16852538

>>16852521
Who doesn't want to fight a beautiful monster girl who is at first evil but once you defeat her she turns into a loving wife?

>>16852525
Ohhh, I didn't see that weapon story but a quick google search clarified me on that.

>> No.16852543

>>16852538
>Who doesn't want to fight a beautiful monster girl who is at first evil but once you defeat her she turns into a loving wife?
See that? THAT was a battle!

>> No.16852562

>>16852521
>Fight beautiful woman
I'll take those to the moon and I don't even need to say what would happen if someone made my daughteru cry.

>> No.16852567 [SPOILER] 
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>>16852393
>P'orc
>Holstaur
>Jabberwock
>Hellhound
>Demon

>> No.16852569

>>16852562
>bitch makes your daughteru cry
>starts explaining to you that by taking away her lollipop she has in fact saved mankind from a terrible blah-blah-blah-blah
Press circle to shut her up.

>> No.16852579

>>16852567
Guess it's ham for me tonight.

>> No.16852582

>>16852393
>Dragon
>Vampire
>Wyvern
>Cheshire
>Kakuen

>> No.16852587

>>16852567
Nicu porku buttu

>> No.16852590

>>16852567
That girl should put away that ass before a man suffocates himself on it

>> No.16852593

>>16852579
>>16852587
P'orc ass was made to be grabbed and slapped

>> No.16852600

>>16852569
I would be one of those punches too. The ones that makes their face jelly and break the sound barrier.

>> No.16852603

>>16852593
The harder the slap the greater the love!

>> No.16852615

>>16852393
That Cheshire's paws look a bit strange.

1. Zombie Dragon = Jabberwock
2. Dragon
3. Wyvern
4. Ryu

It's hard to say which has a better butt, ryu or otohime.

>> No.16852623

>>16852615
Which Onee-dragon's ass gets used more often for facesitting?

>> No.16852624

>>16852615
Ryu. Wurm has a really great ass too.

>> No.16852625

>>16852478
>ywn do NieR Automata cosplay with your Automaton wife
>ywn be princess carried by an automaton in costume

>> No.16852632

>>16852623
You act like you can't get facesat by all four at once from different angles.

>> No.16852635

>>16852632
That's a lot of pounds of pussy and ass

>> No.16852636

>>16852623
Both equally. Or having TWO big fat dragon butts positioned on my face at once.

>>16852624
Oh yes! Wurms do have nice sizeable rears, but it's going to be heard to be able to see it most of the time since it's covered in protective scales.

Smashing through mountains has got to be good exercise for the Wurm Butt.

>> No.16852644

>>16852623
A Dragon Zombie would be so confused if her husband asker her to sit on his face

>> No.16852646

>>16852644
You think?

>> No.16852653

>>16852636
And when it's not covered it becomes something like pudding. Bonus points because wurms' skin is extremelly sensitive, so a slap or two could make her cum.

And I just got really hard at that. Oh boy.

>> No.16852655

>>16852644
>"Hmmm? But why sit on your face and not your dick? I like sitting on your dick~"

>> No.16852656

>>16852644
How so? I think my Dragon Zombie would be completely fine with it.

>> No.16852658

>>16852653
>smack a wurms butt while exposed
>soft, giggly and warm
>smack a wurms butt while covered
>broken hand

>> No.16852667

>>16852644
Zombie Dragons are pretty smart when it comes to sex and they don't have their prideness to hold them back either. They are the second lewdest dragon.

>>16852658
That's why you need to train over and over until you are able to slap her through her scales. After that you slap her unprotected butt and witness something nice.

>> No.16852668

>>16852646
>>16852656
She'd do it no problem but it'd take her a while to understand that it's lewd
She'd react like >>16852655

>> No.16852673

>>16852655
That's cute. But then you stick your tongue up and she goes "oooOOOOOOOOhhh! I get it now~"

>> No.16852680

>>16852668
>it will take her a while to understand that it's lewd

It won't take long when I'm eating out her gushing pussy positioned on my face. And besides, her sister has to get a turn on my dick sometimes.

>> No.16852683

>>16852673
That sounds kinda cute, but really dumb.

>> No.16852685

>>16852683
Kinda like Zombie Dragons then?

>> No.16852688

>>16852680
>Jabberwock sister looks up while sucking dick
>Dragon Zombie sister's face is in absolute bliss as she weakly bounces up and down on your tongue, gushing her sweet honey
>Jabberwock gets even hornier and wants to finish quicker so she can get a turn
>Meanwhile the Dragon Zombie is watching her and wants to go faster so she can get a turn at the dick
It's a vicious cycle

>> No.16852690
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>>16852393
I like devil, best loli

>> No.16852695

>>16852688
My body may not be able to handle that, but by god will it be one of the most pleasurable moments of my life.

>> No.16852701

>>16852690
Naav spoiled us
I can't be satisfied with a slim Devil anymore, not even that slight skin dentation is doing anything for me

>> No.16852715
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16852715

Vampires are invading my fighting games!

>> No.16852722

>>16852701
Meh, I don't like his devil at all desu
Original Devil has perfect body already

>> No.16852759

>>16852715
Ancient evil waifus are the best

>>16852722
Nothing wrong with that, just keep in mind that Devil's thing is to pamper you so much and be the perfect housewife so you become dependent on them

>> No.16852770

>>16852759
Becoming dependent on a loli is kinda humiliating.

>> No.16852773

>>16852770
It's my fantasy. To have a loli who bosses me around and makes me her obedient little husband.

>> No.16852776
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>>16852773

>> No.16852780

>>16852773
You have quite the fantasy there. But at least she isn't a loli younger than you, right?

>> No.16852788

>>16852780
Don't worry she isn't younger than me.

>> No.16852790
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>>16852770
You won't have any time to worry about it being humiliating when she will be taking care of you

>>16852773
Exact same though not a kind loving loli like a Devil, more of a mean and evil type such as a Redcap or an Atlach-Nacha

>> No.16852796

>>16852788
Well at least that's good. Being a pet to a little girl and completely dependent on her is just so weird.

>>16852790
How would a person even be able to live with themselves at that point? Where is the dignity?

>> No.16852801

>>16852773
This is my fetish.

>> No.16852805

>>16852796
You don't need dignity to be happy, rape and lolidom is all you need

>> No.16852807

>>16852796
You sounds like yous ain't from round ere

>> No.16852817

>>16852805
>>16852807
It's one of those things that I would need flayer if I wanted to understand.

>> No.16852826

>>16852796
>dignity
Who cares

And I say that as someone who doesn't care about lolis

>> No.16852828

>>16852796
>Where is the dignity?
>Implying people around here have any dignity left
I want a loli wight to sit on my face and laugh as she teases me with her claws

>> No.16852829

>>16852773
I'd like that but only if the loli is pudgy and haughty

>> No.16852830

>>16852790
Exactly. I love lolidom and or being dependent on a loli. Also Devils make super cute housewives!

Redcaps and Atlach Nachas make the best hard lolidoms, I agree.

>>16852796
It may be weird at first, but it's probably very enjoyable.

>>16852801
Patrician taste

>> No.16852835

>>16852829
This. A spoiled chubby little brat.

>> No.16852858

>>16852829
>>16852835
It's too perfect to be true. I want to be her little snack boy and foot stool!

>> No.16852860

>>16852828
I get that the more degenerate it is the better for the dick, but going that far outside the sex is quite something.

I wonder how people like you would behave with a daughteru.

>> No.16852864

>>16852835
Exactly.
She'd be cute, pudgy, and demand I give her all of the snacks and massages.

I'd like to spoil her so much that she'd be a tad embarrassed, that or go full hedonism.

>> No.16852867

Fresh story, right off the presses. It's called "Understanding":
https://pastebin.com/2KWNeEJh

I've been told people here like Lilim.

>> No.16852869

>>16852858
But you can't do both at the same time unless she rides on your back/shoulders while you get her snacks.

>> No.16852886

>>16852867
What is this OC lilim?

>> No.16852889

>>16852860
I try not to think about daughterus, besides getting the loli wight pregnant would ruin her perfect figure.

Another fantasy is letting her parade me around on all fours with a leash in front of her other wight friends.

>> No.16852894

>>16852867
Dos this Lilim get headpatted? This is important.

>> No.16852897

>>16852889
Wrong.
Pregnant loli wights are the perfect girls.

>> No.16852898

>>16852864
Haughty hedonist or bust! Spoiled begets spoiled later in life. Nothing but demands for her manslave.

>> No.16852907

>>16852898
Perfect!
Going to spoil that loli all throughout childhood.
Gonna keep her pumped full at all times, be it with food, seed, or both.

>> No.16852913

>>16852889
A daughteru would be way to weird with a couple like you and your waifu. Also, imagine if all her friends looked down upon you and treated you like a mere pet.

>> No.16852915

>lolidom
>facesitting
>pudge
Shit taste

>> No.16852920

>>16852915
>Arguing taste in /mgt/
All these flavors to choose from

>> No.16852923

>>16852830
>Redcaps and Atlach Nachas make the best hard lolidoms, I agree.
You're damn right, we have a few Atlach-Nachas lovers but Redcap doesn't seem to get any attention
Maybe she's too brutal for people's taste, but she's still a great girl it's just that butchering you with a rusty cleaver is her way of showing love

>> No.16852925

>>16852915
Yeah, pudge is meh. At least first two are absolute top tier

>> No.16852930

>>16852923
Agreed. Redcaps need more love!

>> No.16852936

>>16852915
I love lolidom and facesitting. Pudge is ok with me, not my go to but I'm still ok with it.

Makes for good haughty pudgy lolis.

>> No.16852943

>>16852915
You're complaining about the least bad stuff when plenty of fags around here keep shrinking and humiliating themselves in comparison to their waifus to the point where they might as well just be floating dicks since they like to fantasize about being utterly useless in every other situation.

>> No.16852962

>>16852943
I guess some people just like to completely lean on their waifus. To throw everything away and just be something that is used to satisfy her lust.

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>>16852915
You have a lot of audacity.

>> No.16852965

>>16852962
>To throw everything away and just be something that is used to satisfy her lust.
Sounds like 3DPD mindset.

>> No.16852967

>>16852943
People who are fans of a setting with lots of femdom are actually into femdom, shocking.

>> No.16852968

>>16852936
That they do.
I'd love for my chubby, cumfilled loli to demand I carry her out to the movies.

I'd happily do it too.

>> No.16852973

>>16852965
How? You are running away from every responsibility you have to enjoy the life of dicking your waifu.

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>>16852963
That is not what I meant to post.

>> No.16852985

>>16852978
I ain't complainin.

>> No.16852992

>>16852978
I want to grope that automaton's thighs.

>>16852963
I dunno, I like that dairy upgrade.

The pudge is only fitting.

>> No.16852993

>>16852985
I guess it wasn't NSFW but still.

>> No.16852994

>>16852978
The way people here are I can see them actually liking bimbo aigis.

>> No.16853003

>>16852867
You shouldn't bully other lilims in your story especially when yours is a who!

>> No.16853008

>>16852867
>>Llassa
It's an i at the beginning, not an l

>> No.16853019

>>16852867
I thought you hated the thread?

>> No.16853031

Normal Aigis is the only Aigis for me.

>> No.16853033

>>16852915
>facesitting
>shit
You looking for a fight m8?

>> No.16853053

>>16852867
That's a depressing ending.
Who the fuck is Laila? and why does Selene hate her and Victoria?

>> No.16853056

>>16852943
I really like femdom. It's my fantasy. Is that a problem?

>>16852962
Exactly, although I want to please her and pamper her.

>> No.16853065
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>>16852994
>bimbo aigis
Nope. The only good thing to come from that shitfest are the thicc Aigis, shortstack Aigis, and lactating Aigis.

>> No.16853069

>>16853056
>I want to pamper her.
How are you even gonna do that when you're too busy being princess carried around everywhere like a lazy sack of shit?

>> No.16853073

>>16852867
>literally who writefag taking liberties with other people's OC
alrighty then.

>> No.16853074

>>16853065
I like pleasure model automatons that are thick and busty.
I like them to be quite intelligent too.

>> No.16853080

>>16853053
>He doesn't know who Laila is
I envy you

>> No.16853081

>>16852965
We are 3dpd, anon

>> No.16853087

>>16853065
I mean, that is already disgusting so I'm sure people would be fine with going just a bit more.

>> No.16853090

>>16853081
Actually we're a 2d hologram, according to some scientists.

>> No.16853094

>tastewars

>> No.16853095

>>16853069
I think the princess carrying is a reward for being such a good husband. She'd know I love it when she protects me and treats me like her special one. Of course I'd have to earn it or maybe she does it when I'm feeling down.

>lazy sack of shit

That was a bit uncalled for, don't you think? It's cute.

>> No.16853103

>>16853095
Come on anon, don't be a lazy sack of shit now. Walking is important for your health. Your waifu would know that.

>> No.16853108

>>16853103
It sure is, staying active and healthy is an important part of me and my waifu's lives. But who doesn't like a bit of loving once in a while?

>> No.16853110

>>16853103
I'm sure he would walk on all fours like a good dog.

>> No.16853111

>>16853081
>Your waifu won't love you because you're 3DPD
Fuck

>> No.16853116

>>16853108
Comfort breeds weakness. Even more so than a rabbit waifu would make children.

>> No.16853117

>>16853110
And this. But that's special bedroom time.

>> No.16853122

>>16853116
Well if comfort breeds weakness then I'm the weakest man there is because my life with my waifu would be really comfy. Well to me atleast.

>> No.16853123

>>16852943
I'm not saying this is entirely a femdom setting, but it occurs here more than most. The original translations and attitude towards MGE made it out to be primarily a femdom setting too, so being mad that anons like the idea of having a physically stonger waifu is just stupid.

>> No.16853125

>>16853111
3D entities see in 2D, since we can't see all the faces of a cube at the same time. Traditional 2D entities only see in 1D since they'd only see a line. The 2D world might end up being a pseudo-3D/2.5D so if we extend the 3D limitations in sight, we're not 3DPD, but 2D in their eyes. That, or we're eldritch horrors existing in more planes of existence than they're capable of understanding, let alone fully seeing.

>> No.16853128

>you will never stop delinquents from bullying a monoeye
>you will never become the monoeye's friend
>she will never develop feelings for you as you hang out
>you will never go to some festival with her
>she will never confess her feelings to you during the fireworks show
>you will never make tiny monoeyes right there

I never even liked monoeyes until recently.

>> No.16853129

>>16853111
>our waifus have shit taste

It hurts.

>> No.16853130

>>16853053
Laila is the so called 5th daughter of the DL that has no sexual urge, converts women in need into warrior types (even lore breakers like the Valkyrie), and travels the land with a great sword that belonged to her dad.

Proof that no matter how retarded you can get, DA would beat it.

>> No.16853131

>>16852943
Yeah! The setting should be all weak girls being protected by their husbands, like all the other fantasy settings out there. That wouldn't be boring at all.

>> No.16853135

>>16853131
And here comes the dichotomyfag.

Here's your gold star, buddy.

>> No.16853136

>>16853130
And this is why I hate OC Lilims

>> No.16853140

>>16853130
Hahahahahaha
Lilims are so on the money for the kind of people they attract its hilarious

>> No.16853142

>>16853130
Whose shitty OC lilim is that?

>> No.16853144

>>16853128
Monoeyes are the most pathetic species of monster girls there is, don't you want a power wife capable of giving birth to strong, healthy children?
At least go for a Gazer or Cyclops

>> No.16853145

>>16853128
Why are there never any monoeye/cyclops stories? They deserve way better.

>> No.16853146

>>16853130
>travels the land with a great sword that belonged to her dad.
I fucking love characters like that, it's amazing how stupid can they get.

>> No.16853149

>>16853140
KC was very smart to make an entire species that's meant for Mary Sue OC bait, if he didn't there'd be ten times as much for every other race scattered about instead of just one race to ignore

>> No.16853151

Why Is it such a shocker what kind of life you want to live with your MG wife?

>> No.16853152

>>16852943
>like to fantasize about being utterly useless in every other situation.
I can assure you this isn't my fantasy, it's just my life.

>> No.16853154

>>16853135
I wasn't the guy bitching about anons liking femdom in a setting where plenty of the women are stronger than men.

>> No.16853156

>>16853128
No, monoeyes are for bullying.

>> No.16853157

>>16853151
People are just getting baited into arguing personal taste in their porn fantasy, the onus is more on them for replying

>> No.16853160

>>16853142
Some dude on deviant art.

>> No.16853162

>>16853154
I never even mentioned femdom anywhere.

>> No.16853169

>>16853149
This. The main reasons OC Lilims are hated are that they're either a cynical attempt at becoming a thread celebrity or a shitty mary sue who can beat everything without even trying. Sometimes they're both.

>> No.16853171

>>16853140
>>16853136
This is was done by deviant art. he probably hasn't read the lore
The lilim guys here are OK.

>> No.16853172

So, did that one person ever explain why the map they made of the MGE world looks like a Cold War Communist fantasy?

>> No.16853175

>>16853162
Notice how I wasn't the only one calling the idiot out and using the word "femdom"?

>> No.16853178

>>16853171
The people are fine, whatever, but all of the lilims absolutely have an air of 'but I'm so different and special' about them. Which, again, is fine, because they're the containment race for just that.

>> No.16853181

>>16852867
Where is kawaipenis?

>> No.16853182

>>16853175
Yeah, I noticed.

I find it funny how some people immediately associated the stuff described in >>16852943 with femdom for some reason.

>> No.16853183

>>16853172
Because Grigori is a fucking lunatic. I understand his need to make a counter to the unstoppable bullshit that is KC's Demonic Energy, but his solution to it is plain retardery.

>> No.16853185

>>16853073
Actually he's from /monster/.
He isn't the best they have to offer but he is far from the worst.

>> No.16853192

>>16853178
>but all of the lilims absolutely have an air of 'but I'm so different and special' about them
I had assumed that went by default considering that they're the daughters of the demon lord and demigods that can do whatever they want, with their own extent of reality-bending powers like manipulating demon realms. Rather than a separate race in the same sense as the other races, they're a collection of autistic special snowflake individuals who are literally defined for being the daughters of a single pair of characters in the entire lore. Going with how everyone being "unique" makes them all the same in that respect, I'd have imagined that the 'but I'm so different and special' feeling was an intended response.

>> No.16853199

>>16853192
Right, which is what makes them easy to categorically ignore is what I'm saying

>> No.16853200

I want to visit a cuddly little kobold village and wow them with tales of adventure.

>> No.16853203

>>16853171
>>16853171
The Donutsteelim shit should fuck off entirely desu.

>> No.16853204

>>16853200
You enter the village and all you get at "Wan wan wan!" At your feet.

>> No.16853205

>>16853200
That does sound cute. A low to mid level adventurer just visiting a comfy Kobold village from time to time.

>> No.16853206

>>16853169
I don't really it like that see that.
I mean some times "mary sue" can apply to most monsters (hellhound for example is BUILT to be unbeatable)
It's a real shame, what little good the Lilim can be used for (corruption variety among other things) is shafted by both taste (that's taste in general, not just the thread) and lack of writers who care.
.

>> No.16853208

>>16853206
Something can be powerful without being a Mary Sue

>> No.16853209

>>16853200
>you're the first outsider they've ever seen
>your tales of adventure in the outside world blows all of them away
>the village is so comfy you decide to end your adventuring and settle permanently
This is a super nice scenario. Made even better when you get a village harem of cuddly Kobold waifus.

>> No.16853211

>>16853200
Why not wow them with cooked meat? Wild Kobolds are probably afraid of fire and would never thing of putting their food near it

>> No.16853215

>>16853203
>Not the people writing the shitty lilims
You have a dead giveaway of when a writer is shit or not now. Might as well use it and keep the lilims for whoever can actually write them.

>> No.16853217

>>16853205
Yep.
It be a warm, comforting little village where they and their husbands live quiet, simple lives.

They'd even have cute little, busty barmaids in dresses that love your stories.

>>16853204
Yep.
You'd try to enter the village and you'd have the guards wan wan wanning at your feet immediately

>>16853209
Yep, a good place to retire.

>>16853211
These aren't wild kobolds, they're civilized, cuddly ones

>> No.16853223

>>16853217
>little kobald guards in armor barking at your feet

Ugh, muh heart

>> No.16853224

>>16853206
>I mean some times "mary sue" can apply to most monsters (hellhound for example is BUILT to be unbeatable)
But that's wrong, they're claimed to be untameable. That doesn't mean you can't beat one in combat and lock her in chains, it just means that her will won't bend.

>> No.16853227

>>16853217
That does sound immensely comfy.
>Little guard Kobolds that for some reason have equipment a bit too big for them
>Have to keep pushing their helmets back up as they try to look intimidating wan wan waning up to you
>Kobold barmaids' tails wag whenever you give them just the slightest inclination of life outside their peaceful Wan Valley
>shopkeeper Kobolds give a great discount if you pet their head
My blackened soul grew a bit lighter at these thoughts.

>> No.16853231

>TFW you will never be the one and only self-aware genre-savvy Shota in MGC.
>TFW you will never roast the ever-loving shit out of the MGs that try to rape you (and sometimes during said rape).

>> No.16853233

>>16853223
>kobald

>> No.16853234

>>16853227
There's only so many head rubs to go around, anon.

>> No.16853235

>>16853217
>>16853227
>"Didja hear? Mister Anon is coming back to town!"
>"Waaaan?! I gotta get my best dress and bra on! Let me take his table tonight!"
>"Nuh uh! I wanna give him his beer!"

>> No.16853239

>>16853233
For. Fuck. Sake.

Somebody whack me over the head so I can finally break this habit?

>> No.16853240

>>16853223
Indeed, they start combat with that, hopping to distract you with their adorable looks.

>>16853227
Indeed.
Its a good place for low level adventurers, although they'd need to have some good tales to share.

>>16853235
>You'll never have two busty kobold barmaids offering you a drink they are serving 'on the house'

>> No.16853241

Where are my daily lewds, Melon.

>> No.16853243

>>16853241
Do not harass the Melon.

>> No.16853244

>>16853208
Yeah, but saying that the base profile for lilim is a mary sue is a bit lazy in my eyes.
But it wont matter, it never matters, I could go on trying to defend the lilim but its fucking pointless.
I think I'll just say I like the lilims and the OC's, most of them don't feel like mary sues to me (outside of laila) and leave it at that.

>> No.16853245

>>16853241
You guys need to give him a rest. Soon you'll have him chained to a desk, whipping him and screaming for more lewds.

>> No.16853246

>>16853206
Hellhounds aren't unbeatable. You can beat one, it's just that she won't follow your orders and see you as the alpha. They're muscle switches, you can dominate one but the moment you're out of breath they'll turn the tables on you. They aren't mary sues, just insanely strong willed.

>> No.16853250

>>16853240
>Its a good place for low level adventurers
On the contrary. Think about it, it's a terrible place to grind, the kobolds are too cute and harmless for anyone to have the heart to beat them up. Can't get strong like that.

>> No.16853252

>>16853245
How dare he be drawing non-lewds!

>> No.16853254

>>16853145
Cyclopses have had some greentexts here and there but no real solid stories because usually I just associate them with self depricating little faggots like Shoggocks who actively uses one as his avatar

>> No.16853258

>>16853240
>>16853235
>Walk into the bar that night
>Greeted by no less than five different busty or bottom heavy Kobold barmaids trying to tug you to their respective tables, tails wagging like mad, sparkles in their eyes

>> No.16853266

>>16853254
But he seems to use that annoying grinning evil wizard guy as his shitposting avatar. Its got to a point where I see it as his digital signature.

>> No.16853268

>>16853250
They'd have you go out hunting with them, collecting bear pelts, exploring dungeons, finding missing daughterus.

Those kinds of things, low level quests where you help out.

>>16853258
Exactly.
That's a high level encounter right there.
Who will you accept?

>> No.16853270

>>16853235
>>16853258
>a town full of mindless dog people with no self respect
No thanks.

>> No.16853271

>>16853254
>One-eyes girls have nothing but greentexts
This can't fucking be.

>> No.16853273

>>16853266
>Grinning wizard guy
The one with the face markings with a shit eating grin?

>> No.16853276

>>16853268
I wasn't interested in the whole adventuring fighting sort of life style in MGE. But now I want to get myself in epic situations, just so I can tell them as stories to the Kobolds in the Kobold Village.

>> No.16853279

>>16853268
I'll Tell them I'll be there all night and if they'll stay I'll be glad to tell them all my stories once the place dies down a bit.

>> No.16853280

>>16853276
The world is built for adventure just as much as its built for sex.

Grab a demonic silver sword or something and quest around.

I imagine that there are still wild beasts and baddies you need to beat.

>> No.16853283

>>16853279
You'd have a very cheerful quintet of kobold maids waiting on you.

>> No.16853293

>>16853283
Fantastic.
Hopefully they don't mind me buying them some drinks from myself once they're off the clock. Plenty from earnings and loot as an adventurer!
If I'm lucky maybe I'll even take a few back to the inn, if I can swing it.

>> No.16853295

>>16853270
Don't worry, there's a zone for you lads as well.
Just gotta head over to the High Edge Mountains and check in at the Barfight Inn, where everyone waits (hooded) in opposite corners for the others to make the first move.

>> No.16853299

>>16853295
Kek

>> No.16853303

>>16853293
Oh anon, They'd all want pups after that evening.

>> No.16853305

>>16853270
>not liking kobolds makes one an edgelord
Anon, please.

>> No.16853310

>>16853305
Meant for
>>16853295

>> No.16853311

>>16853305
So sure you replied to yourself

>> No.16853314

>>16853305
>>16853310
Not by itself, but your post clearly indicated as much.

>> No.16853323

>>16853314
I don't think you even know what an edgelord is.

>> No.16853325

>>16853303
Well now THAT is quite a predicament.
I'd like to keep adventuring, but I want to make a promise to them I'll return, but who knows what they'll do to try and make me stay? How could I say no to them all giving me puppy eyes as they lay in a naked pile on top of me?

>> No.16853327

>>16853325
Exactly.
Romance in the kobold village is a dangerous thing.

>> No.16853328

>>16853280
Traveling across the desert is something I dream of in MGE. I'd love to do it.

>> No.16853330

>>16853295
Yeah! Not liking a certain type of monstergirl is so edgy, am I right?

>> No.16853332

>>16853328
You'd need to watch out.
There'd be camel centaurs, scopion girls, and the like hounding you, along with bandits who may or may not be human women.

>> No.16853339

>>16853330
>they're not fraught with worries, they must be mindless
Reads like a Vincent Valentine fan.

>> No.16853346

You know, I don't even care aboyt Satyros. I just want that Bacchus alcohol that can make you blind drunk without any nasty morning after effects.

>> No.16853347

>>16853325
How many daughterus could five busty kobold barmaids put out anyway? Forget adventuring, you'd be able to start your own Kobold village.

>> No.16853351

>>16853332
Not to mention sandworms and Khepris aswell.

I'll find a way to survive. Would also be fun if I went with a group of other anons.

>> No.16853355

>>16853346
Don't you want hangover sex with a big Red Oni?

>> No.16853357

>>16852867
Man, what is Vanessa's problem?

>> No.16853359
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16853359

I just want to teach my wife to cook something nice.

Nothing would be better than seeing Miia's smile when i tell her how good it is without making a face or almost dying after.

>> No.16853360

>>16853351
I can see anon adventure groups lasting until they find a girl that two or more want.

That or a fetish argument breaks out.

>> No.16853364

>>16853339
It's more than kobolds are overly submissive and loyal without even the slightest bit of effort having to be made on behalf of the master.
You really are reaching hard calling me edgy for thinking this, though. Call it shit taste or whatever from your perspective, but it certainly isn't "edgy".

>> No.16853367

>>16853359
That snek looks startled.

>> No.16853381

>>16853360
>be group of anons wandering across the desert in search of the desert Kingdom
>day 34: water is running out quicker than expected, a guy last week got taken in a sandworm attack, we're baking in this heat.
>suddenly, out of the exhausted men wandering aimlessly, one anon says in a dehydrated and tired tone
"Femdom a shit"
>the strong bond that once held the group together as friends instantly shattered as they started fighting

>> No.16853387

>>16853381
Yeah.
I can see that.

Hell, even folks who share tastes may go at it if they find a girl that meets their criteria.

And like always, I would be stuck healing.

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16853389

>>16853359
snexy snek stomach

>> No.16853393
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16853393

Can Phantoms really be considered chuuni since they have magical reality marble stuff going on?

>> No.16853397

>>16853393
Yes they can.

If anything, they have a reality marble BECAUSE they are Chuuni.

>> No.16853398

>>16853393
Yes.
At the end of the day, it's still a fantasy.

>> No.16853405

>>16853387
>She's mine! I called dibs first!

I can see it happening. Then again, heat and hopelessness will do that to a man. I'm disappointed KC hasn't expanded on the Desert Region yet, it sounds very interesting and is my favourite region. I'd like to see him add a girl who goes around saving poor soles lost and near death in the desert, similar to what Sean bishops do. Then again that's pretty much the job of Khepris and Sandworms.

>> No.16853408

>>16853405
Three anons last long enough and become good enough friends to gain immense power, eventually making themselves a kingdom.

This plays whenever they gather as one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>> No.16853411

>>16853381
>anon found falling in the sand with a smug look on his face and scorpion hissing
>another seen dragged away with purple lipstick on him
>anubis fags killed each other before she could get her sisters
>one guy just got swallowed whole by a sandworm
>khepri hoard snatched a few away
>another had haggled into marriage by desert tankui
>one gave another anon water and got snatched away by houris
>pharaoh is keeping them against their own will for their safety

>> No.16853418

>>16853411
>>anubis fags killed each other before she could get her sisters

Kek

>> No.16853422

>>16853411
You know that all doesn't sound like too bad of a life.

>> No.16853429

>>16853411
That sounds precisely correct.
Dibs on Purple lipstick snek.

>> No.16853433

>>16853411
>Anubis fags killed each other before she could get her sisters
100% accurate

>> No.16853435

>>16853411
This is why I love the desert region.

>> No.16853438

>Work got called off and off tomorrow
Give me the top five hedonistic party animal monstergirls, Satyros obviously being in there, so give me another four to get down with in my mind tonight!!!

>> No.16853440

>>16853411
>You'll never stop me you vicious pharoah! You can't keep us imprisoned against our will!
>"I'm not doing it because I want to, I'm doing it because you idiots almost got yourselves killed!"
>One anon shouts freedom, kicks down the door, and makes it only a few steps before he's tackled by an mummy guard.
>SIghing_Intensifies.png

>> No.16853441

>>16853438
Hedonists? Probably Satyros, Apophis, Beelzebub, Dark Angel, and something from wonderland

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16853443

>>16853266
>Not recognizing Loki

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16853445

Think KC will ever make a Nue girl? I'm surprised hasn't already given his boner for the region.

>> No.16853446

>>16853438
Dark Priest
Youko
Otohime
Smoke hobo

>> No.16853447

>>16853440
How many days in the desert did it take them to go insane?

>> No.16853450

>>16853447
>Implying any anons are sane to begin with.
Hell, I'd go to the mountains for thick, beefy viking girls who like a good toss and tumble.

>> No.16853458

>>16853398
This, even though they can project the image of their fantasy into the real world and make it feel real to the minds of those effected by it, ultimately it is still an illusion.

>> No.16853463
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16853463

Why would you bully a sweet young girl?

>> No.16853464

>>16853450
I'm just getting this cute idea now of anons traveling across the desert and talking endlessly how perfect their waifus are. Considering it's the desert a good portion of them have to be Anubisfags with the odd sandworm fag, Khepri fag, Pharoah fag and Apophis fag.

This is comfy to imagine

>> No.16853466

One more day without my Waifus. Fuck me. Portal when?

>> No.16853468

>>16853464
It wouldn't take all that much to get a village going.

>> No.16853469

>>16853464
>Apophis fag has actually been in contact with his waifu since they first set foot in the desert and has been clumsily trying to follow her orders to lead the group astray to comedic effect

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16853471

>>16853464
I'd be the one girtablilu fag while also not minding a sandworm.

>> No.16853479

>>16853469
>implying it isn't because there are several apophi all trying to enact plans at the same time.

>> No.16853482

>>16853464
Don't forget the ectreme powersluts who have to travel the four corners of the earth to get their girls/harems. It would be like Dragonball, except with rape.

>> No.16853484

>>16853482
I call being Krillin!

>> No.16853485
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16853485

Gentlemen... BEHOLD!

The time has come, your research has finally come together in such a way that you shall create LIFE!

In the form of a Chimera.

Choose anywhere from 2 to 8 different Demonic parts along with their associated personalities, or if you're feeling lucky-
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono
What is the result of your creation?
Do it's personalities blend well with each other or is she a lovable schizoid?
Would you date her? Mate her? Incubate her?

>> No.16853486

>>16853463
Are you implying I would? Slander.

>> No.16853489

>>16853468
True

>>16853469
Maybe coming to a dylema in the end because he's now got new friends who have grown on him? Maybe even saved his ass a few times?

>>16853471
That's nice anon. I guess you'll be the first throwing yourself at the nearest dark cave or jumping into a cavern to get eaten by a sandworm.

>>16853482
That's just more people for the party, sounds nice aswell.

>> No.16853497

>>16853485
>Beelzebub
>Hellhound
>Slime
So she has the paws of a Hellhound, the Tail of a Beelz, and can break her body down into slime at will. An Aggressive, gluttonous and simple minded set of personalities... yeah, I'm getting raped to hell and back.

>> No.16853500

>Marry a powerful monster girl who commands an army
>She loves pleasing you in the bedroom and has tons of outfits that she wears for you
>Forgets she's wearing one of those outfits
>Meets with the leaders of nations while dressed as a maid
>Everyone's too nervous to say anything, especially since she seems utterly unfazed by it
>Travels back home and asks to be left alone with her husband for the evening
>Her face gets redder and redder as she powerwalks towards the bedroom
>Bursts through the door with a whine
>"Anooooooooooooon, why didn't you tell me I was still wearing thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis? I looked ridiculouuuuuuuus!"

>> No.16853507

>>16853485
>mindflayer
>Elf
>Pixie

What the hell would that even look like?

>> No.16853510

>>16853485
>Jinko
>Ratatoskr
>Demon
>Atlach-Nacha
Tall and toned as a Jinko, the blue skin and horns of a demon, the spider legs on her back like a nacho and a huge fluffy tail to top it all of.

The Jinko and Altach-Nacha personalities may leave me a little sore but at least the demon's willingness to do what I want and the squirrel being timid would give me a change of pace.
Actually, if I signed a contract with the demon personality, would the rest have to obey it?

>> No.16853511

>>16853507
>Elf ears and sin complexion
>Mindflayer tentacle hair as well as formulations on her wrists
>Pixie wings and is considerably smaller than average
She'd have a mysterious personality, a playful teasing personality, and a heavy desire to be raped personality.

>> No.16853513

>>16853510
It's definitively all one girl even if it is different personalities, so it would be binding to all of her I imagine.
That's a real cool image though. Very demonic looking, minus a big fluffy cute tail. I bet she'd be embarrassed by it.

>> No.16853515

>>16853511
What kind of horror is this? I want to dick her

>> No.16853516

>>16853515
Does dicking one's created life count as dicking a daughteru? Huh. Still, sounds hot.

>> No.16853521

>>16853513
>she's in Atlach-Nacha mode and in the middle of hurling insults at you
>you start hugging her fluffy tail which causes her to full face blush and start calling you a freak
>she's unable to do anything about it due to the contract
I really want this girl now, I was unsure how it would turn out when rolling them but she has potential.

>> No.16853524

>>16853485
>Nightmare
>Honey Bee
>Cheshire Cat
>Girtablilu
>Merrow

>Lower Half of a girtablil
>Torso of a cheshire
>'fur' of the honey bee
>Chest of the nightmare/powers
>merrow gills

>Attitude is smug as a cheshire while in the dream realm, a lovey dovey, slightly meek nightmare/merrow mix during the day.

Breeding.
Constantly.

>> No.16853525

>>16853485
>Cheshire Cat
>Devil Bug
>Sahuagin
>Baphomet
That's a lot of smug. Probably a Cheshire's grin and hair color pattern, little fluttery wing things like a Devil Bug, The fins and claws of a Sahuagin, and in a loli body with some goat horns on top.
She actually sounds pretty hard to handle. That's some smug on top of some dangerous species stuff, and the Devil Bug in her means she probably wants to breed like mad. My pelvis is frightened.

>> No.16853527
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>>16853485
>Kitsune-bi
>Mantis
>Dark Mage
Interesting.

>> No.16853528

>>16851655
Sharing a scarf with an Ice Queen and melting her cold heart!

>> No.16853530

Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
Who is the most beautiful Monster Girl of them all?

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>>16852393
Yeti butt for all 5

>> No.16853541

>>16853524
Now THAT is a monstrous monstergirl, damn. And breeding constantly as in that's what she'd force, or as in you want to breed her constantly?

>> No.16853543

>>16853527
That's a cute fox. And very lewd.

>> No.16853549

>>16853541
I'd breed her constantly.
During they daytime she can be bullied.

>> No.16853550

>>16853527
>Thick voluptuous energy fox with blade appendages
Probably great while in Kuu mode, probably hectic while in Kitsune or Dark Mage personality mode.

>> No.16853551

>>16853485
I'm not feeling lucky so I'll pick.
>Anubis, Wight, Kejourou, Yuki-Onna

Has humane hands and feet, but has ethereal claws that look like the Anubis' paws. Pale skin with animated white hair and fluffy ears and tail. Somewhere between light-teasing and possessive personality with a love of Legos.

>> No.16853552

>>16853530
Crow Tengu.

>> No.16853553

>>16853521
Cute!
She'd just have to fidget and try not to let you see her pleased face as you make out with her mofu.

>> No.16853555

>>16853552
(Pause for laughter)

>> No.16853556

>>16853530
>hold a beauty pagent
>end up with a bunch of battered mgs and a baphomet fighting a dark mage
>onis too busy getting drunk but its almost gone

>> No.16853557

>>16853530
your waifu

>> No.16853558
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16853558

>>16852393
Five different subspecies of Kakuen.

>> No.16853559

>>16853557
O-Oh gosh!

>> No.16853561

>>16853555
It's okay to be so blinded by her beauty you can't see the truth.

>> No.16853563
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16853563

This is your jiangshi for tonight

>> No.16853564

>>16853485
I rolled dark slime and kikimora to start
Does a Shoggoth just show up and shrug saying the spell must have not worked but she'll stay if I want?

>> No.16853571

>>16853563
What are we going to do on the bed?

>> No.16853573

>>16853485
I'll create my own.
>Mucas Toad
>Akaname
>Ghoul
I shall call her 'The Godtongue'

>> No.16853574

>>16853553
The demon side of her would be nice too, in full teasing mode and asking how nice her tail feels. That or giving hugs with the spider legs and burring your face between her breasts.

>> No.16853576

>>16853563
What happens if I stick a sticky-note to her forehead that says 'sweet and gentle'?

>> No.16853578

>>16853558
Oh no! The Tail Heart Beam! How can any man resist?

>> No.16853590

>>16853576
>Silently pulls it off and reads it
>Blushu~

>> No.16853594

>>16853578
No man would want to, why would any man want to turn down two beautiful Kakuens?

>> No.16853598

>>16853590
Quick, while she's flustered, start giving her stiff body a nice massage.

>> No.16853600

>>16853563
Why do I need a jiangishi tonight

>> No.16853599

>>16853574
Shit, and if for some reason you need her to be stoic or protective without being too lustful she can go Jinko personality to use her body to her advantage.
That's a pretty sweet gig you've landed there anon. I wonder if the Demon in her would make her get cute outfits to please you too, while the Atlach in her would instantly throw them out and say you have terrible taste or something.

>> No.16853638

>>16853600
Why don't you?

Think about it anon. You're alone tonight, aren't you? You've got no one to cuddle or talk to?

>> No.16853671

>>16853599
That does sound like something a nacho would do, only she would say that she's going to throw them away and hide them somewhere she can try them on in private.

>> No.16853728

>>16853600
Jianghis make great exotic bodyguards.

You're free to travel the world as a merchant when you've got a dangerous Jianghsi with you.

Just write "Protect Master" on that piece of paper on their forehead, guaranteed loyalty.

>> No.16853735

I just want a fat bottomed Pharaoh to wake me up with face sitting and 69 paizuri. Then afterwards we can have chariot races in the local coliseum. Loser has to get tied to a chair while the other one does an erotic dance. Covered in oil. Naked. I lose on purpose.

>> No.16853741

>>16853735
>brown goddess naked and covered in oil
I didn't know I needed this.

>> No.16853742

>>16853735
Such is life for Anon, the Royal Scribe.

>> No.16853756

>>16851918
>That Guy's supposed leg-fetish already played up for laughs with Rachnera's many legs
>Put stockings on the spider legs
Oh mai.

>> No.16853764

>>16853741
Geez anon, basic necessities are called such for a reason.

What else have you gone this long without knowing? Can you cook for yourself? Do you have decent clothing? A roof over your head?

>> No.16853773

>>16853764
I don't have two of those.

>> No.16853780

>>16853764
Monster girls that have an eye for fashion would be disgusted by me.

>> No.16853795

>>16853728
"Protect Master" would be an interesting command if she takes on the job in it's entirety.

I'm imagining a Jiangshi protecting a depressed anon from his own emotions with lots of cuddles and loving kisses. Primed and ready for some hardcore healing.

>> No.16853819

>>16853795
I need healing. Tender lovemaking domming and cuddlesex when I start crying.

>> No.16853826

>>16853819
>tfw no Jianghis to give you a reach around while she whispers calming things in your ear

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>>16848617

>> No.16853834

>>16853479
>Anon ends up fleeing to meet his Apophis mistress.
>Finds seven Apophis sisters fighting over who gets to give him orders this time.
>He looks at them and they look at him.
>The next morning he wakes up sore all over, dehydrated, covered in bite and lipstick marks and with seven very satisfied looking sisters wrapped around him in their sleep.
Lucky bastard.

>> No.16853837
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>>16848617


https://pastebin.com/u/Abaggijawah

Was wondering why Palutena kept popping in me head during strem, found out her name is Palamina.

Also so fresh OC design for the author.

Loods maybe next idk

>> No.16853839

>>16853837
Interesting.

>> No.16853850

>>16853485
>d8 says: 4 Aspects
fuck
>Khepri
>Griffon
>Roper
>Thunderbird

Yikes.
Ok, lets see:
I'll call the Khepri the physical base. Bicorn personality blends well with the khepri's harem tendencies. Thunderbird gives them some nasty lightning magic, and a punky personality. Griffon makes them protective as fuck. Let's not talk about the roper's contribution in too much detail.

Would love, fuck, and be slightly afraid of.

>> No.16853851

>>16853837
Looks good senpai. What is left on ya list?

>> No.16853858

>>16853834
>Anubisfag finds his waifu
>She immediately puts him to work building a small pryamid, and when it's done she grabs him by his belt and drags him to the top, raping him until the next full moon
>That one powerslut with the four waifus manages to get them. Or rather they get him, as they've been reading his posts.
>He gets dragged into the Demon Lord's castle, and is not heard from for a full year
>He emerges with a pronounced limp that stays with him for a month

>> No.16853873

>>16853834
Welp.
I'm diamonds at the thought.
Why have ONE funny thic grapesnake when you can have SEVEN?

>> No.16853882

>>16853834
>>16853873
How in the world does one anon satisfy to the point of passing out seven different Apophi?!
That's really cute though. Like he's just a normal anon but for some reason whenever he wakes up or comes to all his seven wives are completely spent and totally worn through and through like he's the GodDick or something

>> No.16853884

>>16853485
Fuck it, I got nothing else to do. Hope you don't mind this being a temporary shape changing potion to give my waifu.
>d8 says 8 aspects
Shit.
So the parts are
>Demon (Base)
>Dark Slime
>Cheshire Cat
>Mummy
>Mershark
>Tentacle
>Manticore

So a Demon with a Cheshire Cat's ass and abilities, a Mummy's hypersensitive skin, a Mershark's teeth, and after a d10 roll 8 tentacles with tailpussies at the ends and dark slime instead of tailpussy flesh.
We'll probably have to send our daughterus off to spend a week at their grandparent's estate because I'm going to wind up locked in the bedroom with their mother.
They might have a new baby sister on the way when they get back.

>> No.16853889

>>16853858
What happens when all the other waifufags find their waifus?

>> No.16853890

>>16853837
Wew, that fucking outfit.

>> No.16853893

>>16853873
I'd rather have one grapesnake with the thickness of seven.

>> No.16853894

>>16853884
Jesus fuck, I think you win anon. I like every single one of those species too, sounds fantastic. I bet your Demonfu would be absolutely loving all that sexual power. Your dick should be very afraid!

>> No.16853896

>>16853882
>How in the world does one anon satisfy to the point of passing out seven different Apophi?!
Lots and lots of Apophis venom anon.
After the first few bites there's just no stopping that anon's hips until they all pass out.

>> No.16853898

>>16853893
While that sounds delicious too, Its cute to imagine them all pulling little schemes against each other to get me alone and it always ending up turning into just a huge hedonist orgy every night all at once

>> No.16853900

>>16853889
Rape

>> No.16853904

>>16853884
>8 tentacles with tailpussies at the ends and dark slime instead of tailpussy flesh
Why hello nightmareboner, nice to see you

>> No.16853906

>>16853904
Don't you be getting a nightmareboner over my waifu anon.

>> No.16853916

>>16853896
>>16853898
>Anon laying naked and frightened on a huge plush luxurious bed surrounded by seven thick fufufufing apophi
>When he asks if he can take a break tonight, they just smile and look at each other before all descending down on his groin
>All of a sudden he feels 14 sharp prickles on his thighs and pelvis, but the pain is quickly replaced by a feeling of sexual desire not unlike a mad beast's unbridled rage as his conscious mind passes out
>When he comes to, each Apophi is bent over themselves and each other, panting, leaking fluids, moaning to themselves and begging him 'Please, please give us a break tonight!'
>Anon really just wishes he could actually remember what happened for once

>> No.16853917

>>16853906
Sorry Anon, my mistake. But you gotta find a way to mass produce that potion, as super rare as it might be.
If you DID make a daughteru while she was Chimera-potioned, would it be a chimera daughter of that kind of race?

>> No.16853924

>>16853850
>Griffon AND Thunderbird
Thems some real fluffy wings you'll be cuddlin in

>> No.16853925

>>16853916
This sounds like a plot of a GRAPED.com video.

>> No.16853926

>>16853916
Eventually he'll develop an immunity to the mental effects of the venom so he'll be in control of all that sexual power.
On that day his waifus will not escape impregnation.

>>16853917
>If you DID make a daughteru while she was Chimera-potioned, would it be a chimera daughter of that kind of race?
I'd assume she'd either be a demon, have some of the traits the potion gave her mother, or have all the traits the potion gave her mother.

>> No.16853936

>>16853926
>Eventually he'll develop an immunity to the mental effects of the venom so he'll be in control of all that sexual power
Yes, this shall be my fantasy tonight then.
I shall REVERSE GRAPE the Apophis Septuplet harem!

>> No.16853941

How taboo would the porn genre of strong monster girls having the tables turned on them be?

>> No.16853947

>>16853941
No Idea, all I know is that I now have a hankering for tying up a dire minotaur with some magical chains and then going into her while she tries to resist.

>> No.16853949

>>16853941
If it aroused the lust of men to seek out Monstergirls, then I think it would be welcomed

>> No.16853952

>>16853837
>Victoria still has no art

>> No.16853957

>you will never be tenderly cuddled to sleep by a huge oni

We live to suffer

>> No.16853961

>>16853925
i want to get TROLLED after eating some great cake

>> No.16853966

>>16853638
I've been tanking loneliness for years now, already got used to it.

She's late.

>> No.16853969

>>16853936
>The sisters brace themselves for some rough sex after biting anon.
>But it doesn't come.
>After a minute they open their eyes and see him standing there, smiling.
>And then he grabs one of them by the head and starts facefucking her.
>Nine hours later he's just finished up fucking the third one into an ahegaoing mess with cum dribbling out of all her lewd holes as her sisters cower in a mix between fear and arousal.
>The next one in line yelps as anon drags her in for her turn.
>After seven three hour long fuck sessions anon coaxes all seven cum drunk sisters to finish him off with a seven way paizuri.
>Three days later they all come to him with conformation that he got them all pregnant.
>The next day all of them mark him with their personal sigils, making it abundantly clear to all that he's their husband.
>And then all of them work with you to make a personal sigil for you to mark them with.

>>16853941
Taboo in the sense that they wouldn't admit to liking it, but would definitely masturbate to it.

>> No.16853974

>>16853947
You'd get raped hard when she got free, anon.

>> No.16853977

>>16853952
She's in the list, along with moff and a collar

>>16853851
Anubis, Anubis, Oni, Several flavors of oc and Victoria, Moff, and collar

>> No.16853981

>>16853969
That's absolutely perfect. Would give them the most beautiful mark ever that they'd flaunt with haughty pride when others see it.
Then do the same thing all over again not a year later, with plenty of fulfilling in between.
10/10

>> No.16853989

>>16853974
Oh anon, she's never going to be free.

I've got month's worth of manticore venom just for such an occasion.

And I'm not stopping till she's pregnant or until she's so bloated with seed that she looks it.

After that, I'm gonna take her to bed and cuddle her so hard that she won't know what to make of it.

>> No.16853997

>>16853977
>Several flavors of oc
Melon are you drawing furries?

>Victoria, Moff, and collar
Yuri is no too.

>> No.16853999

>>16853837
I am excited as the author in question.

>> No.16854012
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Every time I see her, she looks so cute, or elegant, or stylish.
Even when she's dressed like a male gang leader or some frumpy old artist, she's just so charming.
I can't help but see this tanuki and internally melt down to babbling "cute cute cute cute so cute!"
Even when she's acting sinister. ESPECIALLY when she's acting sinister. I want to be swept off my feet by a shadowy figure making vague threats and grim insinuations.
I want to get an anonymous card at my door promising a night of fun beyond my wildest dreams if I just call to unregistered number to verify and show up to my door bathed and naked at midnight.

>> No.16854016

>>16853969
I wonder if Anon and the seven Apophi will be immortalized as a lewd fairy tale for little MG kids in the whole desert region.

>> No.16854021

>>16853977
>Victoria, Moff, and collar
Victoria is NOT for bullying

>> No.16854027

>>16854016
The mark of the Apophouroborcubis would be a sign of male virility in the region for centuries to come.

>> No.16854028

>>16854012
Is that Mamizou?

>> No.16854031

>>16854012
>you will never be kidnapped by a chubby CC tanuki
>you will never be cuddled so hard you can't move because she's so happy to finally have someone
>you will never have forced gentle cuddlesex with her
>she will never make you gently rub her pregnant belly

So when was that invasion happening again?

>> No.16854033

>>16854027
>Ouroboros symbol but its seven purple snakes in a circle devouring one another with the sign of a man in the middle
I dig it.

>> No.16854039

>>16853997
It was only ONE s-shut up! The other OC's are just creatung new mg or art of MG oc's. Rest is MGE loods

>>16854021
Shh, no more tears only dreams now.

>> No.16854040

>>16854028
Yes, it is.
That artist in particular is extremely fond of her, having done around 85 images and led the creation of a 190 doujin anthology about her.

>> No.16854041

>>16854031
I would love, a tubby, CC tanuki.
I'd spoil her with all the snacks, tail rubs, and kids she'd want.

>> No.16854043

>>16854040
190 page*

>> No.16854050

>>16854040
Incredible! Admittedly I don't know much about Mamizou, but I do know she's got some real nice tunes in the games.

I was actually listening to one of the songs associated with her before you posted that picture
Does having Ran as my waifu make us rivals of sorts? I hope not

>> No.16854055

>>16854050
I don't think they've had a single canon interaction yet.
Only that Mamizou has been killing foxes off her island for 300 years.

>> No.16854066

>>16854039
>MG oc's
people have those?

>> No.16854067

>>16850175
>tfw no Dullahan gf
>tfw no reptile gf
>tfw no reptilian dullahan gf

>> No.16854069

>>16854055
Well I mean if I'm not mistaken, Tanuki and Kitsune are often depicted as rivals. Even so, excellent taste

>> No.16854074

>>16854050
>>16854055
I mean, yes they are always portrayed as rivals in fan works.
Bust size, futa dick size, tail fluff, ability to rape a shota senseless, ability to trick each other, who looks better in a bikini, etc.
And there is some one-upsmanship between the species.
But I've seen a lot of co-operation between foxes and browner foxes. (Despite the mythological conflation of raccoons, badgers, raccoon dogs, etc. I only accept the last of those as real Tanuki. They're a real live canine.)

>> No.16854085

>>16853969
>Taboo in the sense that they wouldn't admit to liking it, but would definitely masturbate to it.
>hellhound gets into a shitpost fight on an anonymous mongolian basketweaving imageboard with an another poster who's saying he wants to beat a hellhound with his dick
>she argues with him, while not being able to stop touching herself to the thought of being bent over

>> No.16854088

>>16854066
Yeah they're called waifus.

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>>16853952
>Victoria has no art
>They still don't know

>> No.16854128

so do pharaoh and apophis husbands fight or just stand awkwardly on the side

>> No.16854132
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16854132

>>16854069
One of my favorite things about her is how many official appearances she has, including the office suit from her alternate ULiL sprite.
Monstergirl formalwear is the best.

>> No.16854142

>>16854128
After the Apophis wins, her husband is ruler and the Pharaoh's husband is a hopeless drugged out wreck tasked with making the Pharaoh feel even more like a slave slut.

>> No.16854155

>>16854142
But I want to get along with Apophis bro. And my other waifus would not be happy with Pharoah being mindbroken like that!

>> No.16854166

>>16854132
I'll say! I'm a bit of a sucker for hose and stockings.

>> No.16854173
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16854173

>>16854132
And as corollary to that, her transformation power.
She can be anything, like those ninjas who turn into doors and throwing stars and water.
She could be any other girl, or more fanciful versions of herself. Big titted, long legged, shortstack, hair to her feet or above her ears.
A warm flame or pair of gloves that you use to fap with or the blankets you wrap yourself in.
She can change her clothes and details at will.
It would be even more fun than having a slime or doppleganger.

>> No.16854241

>>16854012
But what's her endgame?

>> No.16854257

>>16854241
From her recent appearances in FS, ULiL, and WaHH: overplaying her hand and getting outmaneuvered by people with real power.
But she's adorable so I forgive it.

>> No.16854276

>>16853183
I see. Are there any more links to his "works"? I'm morbidly curious.

>> No.16854305

>>16854085
>Eventually a Rata traces that anon's IP and gives the address to the Hellhound.
>She goes to that anon's house in the dead of the night and wakes him up by pinning him to his bed and snarling in his face.
>Then she turns around and raises up her copious NEET ass.
>"W-well? I thought you wanted to try and beat a Hellhound with your dick? Let's see who breaks first."

>> No.16854322

>>16854305
I enjoy fat NEET butt.
I dare a Rata to make use of that!

>> No.16854330

Monstergirls in nose hooks.

>> No.16854353

>>16854322
Anon, that'd be every girl in the MonChan threads you browse.
She can't target you with that, you've gotta specify if you want her to be a slut for your dick or if you want to be a slut for her pussy.
Also height ranges and preferred monster family.

>> No.16854356

>>16854132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIhikj3U7yY
Those damn ungrateful raccoons do shoddy work and expect top dollar.
Just get yourself a mouse or something and you'll be happier.

>> No.16854375

>>16854353
Nope.
Just big, tubby NEETs with large rears!

She can do nothing with my overly vague preferences!

>> No.16854391

>>16854330
Fairly underrated as far as bondage toys go, though my waifu and daughteru and I would only use them on rare occasions.

>> No.16854403

>>16854375
Then she'll just send a gang of Cheshire sisters after you.
Hope you like smug octuplets with fat asses anon.

>> No.16854406

>>16854403
But if they aren't NEETs then she's got it wrong.

I need the whole package here.

>> No.16854410

>>16854356
>Raccons rub their paws like a jew
I forgot they did that. No fucking wonder.

>> No.16854417

>>16854406
>Implying they're not NEETs
You're gonna be buried in chubby kitty titties anon.

>> No.16854420

>>16854417
I welcome it.
Gonna have to get a bigger bed for all those cuddly cats.

>> No.16854423

Anons getting swarmed in 7+ sisters of Monstergirls lately. The heck is goin on?

>> No.16854432

>>16854420
You're gonna need an adamantine bedframe to handle all the pelvic force dished out towards you.

>>16854423
Humans being outnumbered by monstergirls means that sometimes sisters have to share.
Also some anons are huge sluts.

>> No.16854439

>>16854432
I'm no slut! I didn't sign up for seven Apophi sisters, I merely accepted and loved it once it was revealed!

>> No.16854443

>>16854432
>Implying I'm not going to be the one pounding those fat asses into the frame.
Gonna cuddle them all.
Although summers may suck.

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>>16854423
Isn't that normal for mice?

>> No.16854459

>>16854439
Nothing wrong with being a slut for the girls you love anon.

>>16854443
So you're gonna bend them over and prone bone them until they're all ahegaoing?
Good man, you cherish those big chubby cheshires.

>> No.16854463

>>16854456
MOUSE BELLY

wanna spank it

>> No.16854466

>>16854456
7 is dangerously low for a swarm of giant mice.
>>16854459
Fine! I'm the biggest grapesnake slut there is then, happy?!

>> No.16854470

>>16854466
>>16854463
>>16854456
How big would a mouse pregnancy be?

>> No.16854471

>>16854459
You know I would.
Gonna give them all snacks and relax with them when I return from work each day....Although I do hope we can get some sort of money other than me.

>> No.16854475

>>16854466
I'm sure they'd be incredibly happy to hear that from you anon.
Happy enough to spend a whole day coiled around you cuddlefucking and giving you deep kisses with tongue.
Every so often one of them will raise her hips so your dick can pop out of her and then turn you over into one of her waiting sisters.

>> No.16854477

>>16854470
As big as you make it.

>> No.16854479

>>16854470
Real ones have litters of 10-12 in optimal conditions.
I'm sure that every stronger monstergirl is either going to be wildly envious or going through mental gymnastics about how they're superior to mere rodents.

>> No.16854481

>>16854432
I admit it. I am a slut. But only to my loves.

>> No.16854484

>>16854475
Fuck yes.
Remind me to call myself a big addicted grapesnake slut around them more often if it leads to stuff like that.

>> No.16854491

>>16854471
I'm sure they could find work too anon. Money wouldn't be a big problem.
And no, they wouldn't work as hookers.
Though they would dress up as hookers for your birthday if you like that look. I'm sure you wouldn't mind seeing their asses in leopard print miniskirts or yoga pants and tight leather tube tops right?


>>16854481
And there's nothing wrong with that.
Who are the lucky ladies who get to ride you senseless anon?

>> No.16854495

>>16854491
As long as they bring in money legitimately, I'm OK with it.
No. I'd rather see them in skimpy but classy clothes.

>> No.16854497

>>16854491
A Baphomet, Lilim, Dragon, and Pharaoh. I am truly shameful as a powerslut.

>> No.16854498

>>16854477
so both taking fertility drugs/mana boosters and everything conceivable

>> No.16854507

>>16854498
Too large to move after three months.

>> No.16854509

>>16854470
Big enough that both your waifu and you would be run ragged and exhausted from trying to raise newborn micegirls. It'd be worth it in the end though after years of tiring work once you see what a lovely and beautiful family you made together with your mice wife

>> No.16854517

>>16854495
It's through working as delivery girls.
Teleportation means you can pick up a lot of work on commission as opposed to fixed rate.
And you'd like to see them in little leather cocktail dresses or ass hugging miniskirts with backless halter tops hm?

>>16854497
>Anon ends up on the other side of the portal only to land directly on top of a busty Lilim while her retainers look on in shock.
>Before she can protest she feels his rapidly stiffening dick pressing against her through his pants.
>Her look of shock turns into a smug grin as she looks at her dragon retainer, who shoots an equally smug grin back and throws anon over her shoulder.
>Turns out the four of them found scrolls with all of his posts about them written on them and have been looking for his particular scent.
>That night, anon is tied to a comfy bed and ridden dry by their tight pussies.
>Turns out the four of them have been mingling their demonic energy through potions to gain all the strengths of their fellows.
Well anon, what do you say? Would you accept a harem of white haired, brown skinned tall beauties with Baphomet tightness?

>> No.16854525

Polygamy is wrong

>> No.16854526

>>16854525
Then I don't wanna be right

>> No.16854527
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>>16852393
nice plump cow rump

>> No.16854534

>>16854432
Sluts are also wrong, they shouldn't be allowed to ever have a husband/wife. They should die alone.

>> No.16854539

>>16854525
I don't think I'll ever walk down that path. Giving my entire love and devoting my time to just one girl sounds the right thing to do ro make her happy and I don't think I'm worthy or greedy enough to get two.

>> No.16854541

>>16854525
>>16854534
It's not for you to decide.
I'm monogamous too, but it's not my call how many monstergirls another man lets himself get snu-snu'd by.

>> No.16854548

>>16854525
It is but I don't think I could ever decide between a lilim or anubis

>> No.16854549

>>16854527
I bet you'd want her to sit on your face and grind her hips as she lowers her massive milktanks towards your dick.

>> No.16854552

>>16854517
Anon! I'd about die from embarrassment while they took turns with me! But I'd also confess my love after we finished and cuddled. And yes I'd accept. I just hope I wake up to 69 paizuri in the morning. Though I'd be too embarrassed to request something so lewd.

>> No.16854556

>>16854549
wrong, i want her to tenderly moo-snu me in the inverted missionary

>> No.16854558

>>16854548
Why wouldn't you choose both anon? Think about the amazing sight of a pair of lily white tits pressing up against a pair of milk chocolate brown tits with your dick sandwiched between them.
Imagine blasting your white hot load all over their smug faces.

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>>16852393
fit cut wolf butt

>> No.16854564

>>16854556
Why not do both?

>> No.16854566

>>16854539
Not everyone's in it for the super seriel waifu stuff
Sometimes a man just wants a big ol fivesome

>> No.16854575

>>16854552
You'd wake up every morning with at least one of them doing something lewd to you.
The Baphomet might even let herself become busty just because she saw the Pharaoh's blissful face while she pumped your dick between her tits and thought it looked fun.

>> No.16854578

>>16854558
If I can give them both happiness then damn fucking straight I would choose both.
Also glorious good sir, fucking glorious.

>> No.16854595

>>16854575
That sounds wonderful. Waking up every morning to face sitting and my dick between a soft pair of boobs. Or waking up to reverse cowgirl and the lewd slapping sounds that follow.

>> No.16854601

>>16854566
Being used good is fine, having a fivesome and then walking away, things like that. It's just that being married two or more girls seems scumbaggy. Sure, they would never think that but I would.

>> No.16854608

>>16854601
I mean that's on you man. They love it, I love it. But if it ain't your bag it ain't your bag.

>> No.16854617

>>16854578
I'm sure you can make them happy anon. Especially if you can pleasure them during the shower after they help calm your morning wood.

>>16854595
Just keep in mind what their favorite lewd things would be.
The Lilim likes it when you let her ride you hard, cowgirl or reverse cowgirl.
The Dragon likes it when you mating press her because she thinks it's cute seeing you thrust so hard into her.
The Pharaoh likes it when you force her down on her knees and fuck her roughly doggystyle. On special occasions she'll even let you pull her hair and call her a dirty girl if you're comfortable with that.
The Baphomet enjoys all the sensations she can feel with her new big sensitive breasts. She's into you sucking on them, teasing them, fucking them, ect. Of course, she'll always love you cumming inside her pussy even more.

>> No.16854644

>>16854617
>Mating press.
That's too much! I could never be on top. I'm too scared. It's weird.

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Wily old foxes know the hearts and bodies of men well. Be wary, if she asks your help to move some furniture around it'll leave you defenseless!

>> No.16854656

>>16854644
Amazon it is then.

>>16854647
How carrying furniture will leave me defenseless? If she tries anything I'll drop her stuff.

>> No.16854657

>>16854647
>Everyone thinks the sage old fox is trying to set up an elaborate trap to seduce young men whenever she invites them over
>Eager young men chasing CC tail thereby do so
>She's actually just abusing that perception to get them to do free shit for her and is in no rush to marry or anything
Smart fox.

>> No.16854666

>>16854656
But you're a perfect gentleman who would not do that.

>> No.16854674

>>16854666
Well, I'm not a true gentleman but it's true that I would do that. Still, she won't attack the guy that is helping her, right?

>> No.16854679

>>16854644
But anon, that dragon thinks you're cute when you do it! Do it for her.

>> No.16854685

>>16854644
Level with me, would you ever even thrust your hips at all in any position or are you wanting them to do literally all the work so you don't break down crying about it

>> No.16854686

>>16854647
I'd hold a door open for her, or help her cross a busy street.

>> No.16854692

>>16854647
stuck between an old fox and a baph

>> No.16854694

>>16854656
Amazon sounds wonderful. I only hope I can satisfy them, and that my moans are cute enough.

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>>16854647
I don't want no used goods.
Unless there's a scenario where an old fox is waiting for her husbando to reincarnate.

>> No.16854699

>>16854685
I would thrust, and I'm okay with moving and using my tongue. I'm just afraid of being on top or taking the lead too much...

>> No.16854700

>>16854698
>in this world being the Chosen One means you're the reincarnation of some old Monsters husband
Well that's interesting.

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>>16854039

>> No.16854704

>>16854701
I'd bully her with a smile and a heatpat for best lilim

>> No.16854734

>>16854701
Hush

>> No.16854735

>>16854734
>Hush
I seem to recall a sexy Catwoman for some reason.

>> No.16854740

>>16854734
Please don't bully

>> No.16854749

>>16854700
Well shit, I guess I know what I'm writing about tonight.

>> No.16854751

>>16854563
>tfw you have a pack of over-protective delinquent Wolf Girl sisters.

>> No.16854762

>>16854751
>Being their older brother, you have to keep an eye on them all the time so they won't get into any trouble you might have to bail them out of
>But it still happens anyway

>> No.16854763

>>16854701
All lilims should be bullied at least once

>> No.16854765

>>16854762
>Always aggressively sniff your girlfriends to see if she checks out.
>Even if she does they always regard her with suspicion.

>> No.16854768

>>16854763
No lilim deserves to be bullied

>> No.16854771

>>16854768
What about Renault and the Dork?

>> No.16854778

>>16854771
NO LILIM DESERVES BULLYING

>> No.16854780

>>16854763
No they don't. They deserve being treated as a queen, and submitting to them, so they can use your body to please themselves!

>> No.16854786

>>16854765
>Some fag bumps into your shoulder in the corridors and doesn't apologize
>One of your sisters wrecks the fucker's locker with her metal bat
>You have to take it away from her for a day as punishment

>> No.16854788

>>16854780
Just once they need to be told that their corrupption is shit.

>> No.16854793

>>16854788
But it isn't! They're only doing what they think is right for all of us.

>> No.16854794

Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.16854798

>>16854794
>Lilim the Hedgecubus

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>>16854794
Anon is SHIT!

>> No.16854805

>>16854799
I would massage the fuck out of her __tail__

>> No.16854808

>>16854805
Join your local Demon Cult today! And YOU could be massaging a powerful Demon's spadetail!

May or may not cost your immortal soul.

>> No.16854810

>>16854778
Druella deserves to be bullied really hard.

>> No.16854813

>>16854808
>Soul
Worth it. I want to massage a Lilim mistress' tail every day when we wake up together. Maybe she'll even wrap me up in when we sleep together.

>> No.16854814

>>16854808
But I don't want to lose my soul

>> No.16854816

>Basic Knowledge of Demons
>Monster Lord's Army and the Extremists
>The Land of Fire and Demons
>Lost Kingdom of the Desert
>Land of Ice Monsters
>Goddess of Alcohol and her Followers
>Goddess of Love and her Followers
>Undead Kingdom
>Wonderful Wonderland
>Cat Kingdom
>The Continent veiled in Mist
>The people and world of Zipangu
>Ryugujo

Pick one.

>> No.16854818

>>16854816
Goddess of Love

>> No.16854819

>>16854816
>>Basic Knowledge of Demons
Go.

>> No.16854820

>>16854816
Give me that Lost Desert Kingdom

>> No.16854821

>>16854816
I have mixed ties to some of these. I can't really choose.

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>>16854816
Lost Kingdom of the Grapes.

>> No.16854825

>>16854816
No. Get me my dragon waifu and her hoard.

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>>16854808
>Join Demon Cult.
>Shortstack Devil "Cult Mom" makes you delicious pancakes for breakfast each morning, before you have morning prayers to your Demonic Masters.

That's the life.

>> No.16854829

>>16854816
I want to devote myself to the glory of the Cat Kingdom!

Praise Bast!

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>Literally a succubus/vampire/demon hybrid

i think Morrigan is what made me fall for MG

>> No.16854831

>>16854827
Devils are in the sabbath!

>> No.16854834

>>16854830
She absolutely did for me.
>>16854831
Extremists, actually. Though I'm sure there's some overlap

>> No.16854835

>>16854830
Hello Boco

>> No.16854838

>>16854816
>>The Land of Fire and Demons
Whats the worst that can happen?

>> No.16854841

>>16854816
Undead Kingdom, there better be Ochimushas there.

>> No.16854842

>>16854816
>>The Land of Fire and Demons
i hope this gets me my waifu

>> No.16854849

>>16854841
I suspect there would be an Ochimusha dojo somewhere in the Kingdom.

Something equivalent to any city's 'Chinatown', but with Monsters like Ochimusha, Jiangshi and Kitsune-bi.

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>>16854816
>>Goddess of Alcohol and her Followers
>>Goddess of Love and her Followers
somebody help me choose

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>>16854816
Undead Kingdom!

>> No.16854855

>>16854816
>No Order
>t. not a sad paladin

>> No.16854861

>>16854854
The sun never sets on the Undead Kingdom!

Because it never rose over it in the first place!

>> No.16854863

>>16854816
>>16854855
This.

I'll pick the chill day job of a generic order combatant doing guard duty.

>> No.16854865

>>16854816
>nothing with dogs
ree

>> No.16854866

>>16854851
Do you want a Satyros waifu or a Cupid waifu

>> No.16854867

>>16854865
Conquered and ground into the dust by the superior Cat Kingdom.

>> No.16854870

>>16854816
Probably alone in this but Cat Kingdom.

>> No.16854872

>>16854865
I guess that's why they call them lone wolves.

>> No.16854875

>>16854851
Choose Eros anon.

>> No.16854878

I told my Demon Waifu that I'm not eternally happy. There isn't enough new Touhou content. This is what she did.

>Turned our house and the surrounding area into a shrine, leaving all the furniture intact.
>Paid a cute, desperate looking Lich to stand by the donation box waiting for someone to fill it.
>Moved my VR headset and tracking sensors to a sitting room with a soft floor.
>Asked a Gremlin to recode a few of the games as VR shooters.
>When I put the headset on, someone wrapped me in the softest tails I've ever felt. Either an Inari she knows or it was her in Cosplay.
>Started working my dick with an Onahole.
>Asked me how I liked the feel of Miko pussy.

I'm really glad I married her.

>Anon, can't she have sex with you at any time?

If I didn't want that to happen I wouldn't have signed the contract.

>> No.16854880

>>16854863
I'd like to be posted at a seldom used gate at the side of some desert town.
Main activity is shooing away an odd purple snake that keeps trying various methods to gain entry.

>> No.16854886

>>16854878
>I told my Demon Waifu I'm not eternally happy.
Heh, I get it. Contract sticklership. Noice.

>> No.16854891

>>16854878
Stop this, now you're just acting like an autistic fag.

>> No.16854893

>>16854878
>Not dicking your demonfu in cosplay
Disappointed.

>> No.16854904

>>16854830
Several factors for me.

Both her and Mutio from Blue Sub 6 played a role.

>> No.16854906

>>16854816
Land of ice monsters for me. The frozen wastes are no place for subby fuckboys like you lot.

Jokes aside though I feel like wolfus and white horns are more likely to appear there and I know my way around the tundra.

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>Fukumaaya will never draw a tall, thicc matronly Automaton like the one she drew here
https://exhentai.org/g/1048783/a2b8ee0bd6/

>> No.16854914

>>16854878
>>16854891

>> No.16854920

>Half the list is tied
Damn, wasn't expecting that. Maybe should've made that strawpoll after all.

>> No.16854928

>>16854854
I always imagined a undead kingdom would have eternal night

with a big shiny full moon that turns red during breeding season

or a heart shaped moon like in kingdom hearts

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