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A bountiful harvest.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16830730

Maids are olev

>> No.16830736

>>16830730
muscle jinkos are also olev. And Muscle jinko meidos

>> No.16830738

>>16830736
Listen to your heart, for their in lies the answer of the true olev.

Olev comes in many forms and guises.

>> No.16830739
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Cute puppies!

>> No.16830740
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This ibis has the most adorable voice.

>> No.16830741

>You'll never cuddle a short chubby demon during a thunderstorm induced blackout.
>You'll never spend the whole lazy day just cuddling with her in bed, staring into each other's eyes, swapping stories and occasionally having sex.
Fucking damn it.

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>> No.16830743

>>16830740
Let her sing me the song of her people.

>> No.16830745
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>>16830743
Might you perhaps be a fan?

>> No.16830746

>>16830742
I wish she had more going for her human half. She could have at least had pointy ears.

>> No.16830748

>>16830745
Ease up on the Kemono Friends images just a tad.

>> No.16830749

>>16830745
I'm just a random friend.

>> No.16830751
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Tomboy hellhounds are for _________

>> No.16830753

>>16830751
marriage and the missionary position for the sole purpose of creating hellpups.

>> No.16830754
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Would you?

>> No.16830755

>>16830751
Keeping hogtied and gagged in the basement.

>> No.16830757

>>16830727
Sex with a ryu underwater as she refils your lungs with air by kissing

>> No.16830760

>Wake up.
>Feel a pair of strong arms around my torso.
>Something squishy is pressing into the back of my head.
>The room smells like lust and sake.
>Oh shit. I slept with that Oni last night.
>I have work in an hour and she doesn't want to let me go.

How do I escape?

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Are spirits of sports drinks monster girls?

>> No.16830763

>>16830751
Fucking. After you pull their panties to the side and ask which hole is their favorite.

>> No.16830764

>>16830760
Call in to your work and explain the situation. They'll understand.

>> No.16830766

>>16830764
My boss is currently spooning me.

>> No.16830770

>>16830766
Then there's zero reason to be worried.

>> No.16830807

Does anybody have pics of the Ogre girl? she's the tightest shit.

>> No.16830810
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>>16830807
This one?

>> No.16830815

>>16830810
She's got that rustic vibe goin on

>> No.16830816
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16830816

Gazerfag is this your doing?

>> No.16830821

>>16830810
she can amazon position me anytime

>> No.16830825

>>16830810
Those are some weird proportions.

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>>16830810
Nice! thanks, anon.

>> No.16830837

>>16830825
She's a big girl.

>> No.16830841

>>16830821
Do you want her to mug you when you take a wrong turn in the woods and then carry you off to her cave for some rough snu-snu?
Would you invite her to stay with you afterwards? Careful anon, she'll probably get super clingy if you offer!

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Bullying sneks with cute fangs, long ears, and who are way too easy to tease.

>> No.16830844

>>16830837
With fucked up legs.

>> No.16830847

>>16830842
That is not a snek

>> No.16830849

>>16830841
i'd do her in the ass to show my superiority and impregnate her all night long.

>> No.16830854

>>16830841
of course

>> No.16830855

>>16830760
Wake up for real ;^)

>> No.16830856

>>16830847
elf ears and a fang, let me believe.

>> No.16830859

>>16830849
So you'd stick it in her ass while she's sleeping after she rapes you? Oh you're never going to get rid of her now. She'll be your super clingy sub from now on.

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>>16830856
No.

>> No.16830869
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When was this? I missed this.

>> No.16830871

>>16830869
that's a Kikimora.

>> No.16830872

>>16830865
[x]lick

>> No.16830873

>>16830869
What do you think is going through her head?

>> No.16830875

>>16830873
I don't know but that expression on the right is adorable. She's so nervous.

>> No.16830876

>>16830873
"Oh no! I hope master doesn't violate me!" (I hope master violates me)

>> No.16830877

>>16830872
don't lick anne from management

>> No.16830882

>>16830873
>O-oh god, I hope my workouts while Master was away paid off... p-please tell me I put this bra on right...

>> No.16830884

>>16830871
duh?

>> No.16830886

>>16830865
That drawfag can draw better butts than that.

>> No.16830897

>>16830869

I don't know why she looks so scared. I mean just because I look gross and all doesn't mean I'm some kind of murder rapist.

>> No.16830908

My favorite Monstergirl fantasies are the ones about being loved and protected.

>Loving sex, whether it's rough or gentle.
>Sharing our hobbies.
>Cute explanations of how we met.
>Cuddling together, or lying in bed on my phone while she spoons me.

Which girls would heart pupil at living with a guy like that?

>> No.16830931

>>16830908

The big ones and the black dogs what got the smug.

>> No.16830933

>>16830908
Sounds like fucking all of them.
May as well just go with completely vanilla succubus or something.

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>>16830941

Really good, but I think she's missing something.


There, now she is perfect.

>> No.16830974

>>16830970
Still needs more stone slab.

>> No.16830979

>>16830970
I really like this image.

>> No.16830982

>>16830974

She had to put it down so she could hold YOU down. If she doesn't use both hands, who knows what could happen?

>> No.16830987

>>16830970
>>16830982
Normally peaceful girls gone Yan a best

>> No.16830989

>>16830933
Gremlin it is.

>Anon, want to help me work on this Automation?
>"Sure! Did you put lasers in her arms?"
>Yeah. Scary ones that have a muzzle flash of light before they fire!
>"Adaptive skin coating that hardens on impact?"
>Everywhere except the lower body.
>"Targeting lenses in the eyes?"
>....No.
>"Why not?"
>My ladder broke.
>"Why not fix it?"
>I like when you help me up.
>"You're looking for an excuse to shove your ass in my face, aren't you?"

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>>16830989
>tfw you'll never help a short MG get over her height complex

>> No.16831011

>>16830989
>That spoiler
You're just asking her to facesit you aren't you?
I bet you want her to install binders on your bed so she can grind her massive ass on your face.

>> No.16831012
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>>16830994

Short girls are great, even if they aren't shortstacks. They're still just as wonderful.

>> No.16831023

>Short MGs have tighter pussies.
>Make their husbands cum almost instantly for the first few times their have sex.

It's completely untrue, but I like to fantasize. This is more realistic;

>Gremlins are always making sex toys.
>Ask their husband to test all the male ones.
>"This is supposed to be a Tailpussy. Stick it on and it'll start."
>Why is it vibrating?!
>"There needs to be a reason to use it over the real thing! That's why I made it so big. Huge tailpussies are hot."

>> No.16831042

>>16831011
Our bed already has them. I have a facesitting fetish and she knows it. She already wears a bodysuit to accentuate her ass.

>Anon, can I use you like a chair while I do this?
>Thanks! Man, your tongue is the best~.
>AHHH! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
>STOP RUBBING MY CLIT WHILE YOU LICK! I'M GONNA DROP THIS!


She plays to my fetishes and I fulfill hers.

>> No.16831044

>>16831012
Does a girl count as a short girl if she's just shorter than you?
Because if so, I agree with you.

>>16831023
>Gremlin with a fetish for using sex toys on her husbando.
>Her favorite thing to do is kiss him while jerking him off with her latest super high-grade onahole.
>Her other hand is usually shoved down her daisy dukes, fingering her sopping pussy.

>> No.16831052

>>16830739
Very very cute puppies.

I demand a law be passed in MGE that all cute daughterus must have headpats atleast once a day

>> No.16831056

>>16830989
>>16831023
>>16831042
>>16831044
Alright, give me more on big-bootied Gremlins, my interest is now piqued.

>> No.16831058

>>16829933
Wish I could do that man.

But still, a lot of that stuff would be hard because she's stronger and taller than me. Still no excuse for me not improving myself though.

>> No.16831070
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16831070

“I hug people I pass on old railway crossings and play the sound of an approaching train horn behind them!”

>> No.16831079

>>16830869
Wow, I don't even like Kikimoras and I find this hot, her eyes are amazing.

>> No.16831094

>>16831044
>Her husband asks if she'll ever make an Onahole of her own pussy.
>"No! Then I wouldn't get to feel your hands on my hips while you're fucking me, making my ass jiggle until you fill my pussy with spirit energy."
>Wow. You're talking in porn dialogue.
>"I haven't seen you all day! That's too long without your dick!"


>It does give her an idea though.
>After a few days, she gives you something.
>"If you flip this on, the circle becomes a portal to my pussy. You can fuck me whenever you want!"
>Not if you're out in public. Or with a friend.
>The Gremlin blushes.
>You wouldn't mind that?
>She blushes harder.
>You WANT me to fuck you where people can see?!
>"Not anyone! Just a few of the girls I know. I'm always telling them how hard you make me cum, and they clearly want to see it. One of them asked if we have any cameras in the bedroom."
>"Just promise me that if your turn it on and I'm with someone, you'll fuck me really hard. Spray your cum all over my ass, too. That really turns me on."
>You're really okay with this?
>"Why not? They're all single, and they give me great advice on making my Onaholes more realistic."

>> No.16831115

>>16831070
>not jaws music

>> No.16831134

How tall is your waifu?

>> No.16831137

>>16831134
Squirrel please.

>> No.16831140

>>16831134
Just under 5 feet, whereas I'm around 5'8".

>> No.16831142

>>16831134
5' 6"
Just a few inches shorter than me.

>> No.16831150

>>16831134
Come on squirrel. Soon you'll have a whole library on my waifus.

Oh well. I like to think they're both 7ft. I like big girls.

>> No.16831170

>>16831023
>Anon finally catches that one Ratatoskr who has been telling his secrets to everyone
>He catches her and locks her up in his basement
>Anon having a rape fetish was one of thing she made public
>She shakes in fear as he walks toward her armed with a boner
>Pins her to the ground and lifts her ass up
>Promptly inserts himself
>Cums within 30 seconds
>She regains her smug while he loses all his confidence
>She has to spend the rest of the evening assuring him that being a quick shooter isn't all that bad

>> No.16831172

Does your Waifu play Bullet Hell shooters?

>> No.16831186

>>16831170
It's a non-issue since they never settle for just once anyway.

>> No.16831187

Ey, lookit dis relatively helpful tool that I randomly found:
http://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html

>> No.16831191

>>16831187
Now I can better visualize 1000 ways to Snu Snu. Thank you for this find.

>> No.16831194

>>16831187
Wow I really am I Manlet to them. Still it's cute seeing how short I am compared to my waifus.

>> No.16831197

>>16831187
Huh. Seems I've been calculating my waifu's height wrong.
She's 5' 1" not 5' 6".

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>>16830742
>Two Monocles

If one Monocle is Fedora town, then what does two mean?

Does two negatives make a positive here?

Perhaps she a double fedora?

Or worse, actual medical condition.

>> No.16831209

>>16831134
>Atlach-Nacha
A comfy 4 feet tall
I know they can be tall and mature but she's just too cute as a loli, also her insults would hurt a whole lot more if she was big

>>16831186
Would you really have the guts to keep going after cumming so fast? She'd have to be the one taking the initiative

>> No.16831211

>>16831134
I'm about 6 feat tall so I would recon she'd be around 5'6 or something like that.

>> No.16831232

>>16831187
It warms my heart to see the size difference between me and my waifu. Just makes me imagine her spooning me or coming up behind me with a big hug into her tall embrace.

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>>16831012
I want to kiss the Squirrel!

>> No.16831248

>>16831241
Watch what you say, she's probably spying on you

>> No.16831253
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>>16831248
The hunter will become the hunted.

By the time she realizes, it'll be too late, and that tail will be mine.

>> No.16831257

>>16831253
That's what she wants though. She wants you to have that tail being the only thing on your mind.

You've fallen for her trap

>> No.16831258

>>16831253
>Ratatoskr can't read her news report because it's filled with all the perverted things Anon wants to do to her
Why do squirrels attract the most vile of men?

>> No.16831260

>>16831258
That's fucking lewd

>> No.16831263

>>16831258
It's their fault for walking around with all that mofu out in the open, bouncing around, for anyone to stare at.

>> No.16831266

>>16831258
What kind of things would be on the report?

>>16831263
Actions of a slut

>> No.16831267

>>16831263
>Ratatoskr tries to run away when she realizes anon's going to fuck her senseless.
>Anon grabs her tail and strokes it,
causing her to collapse to the ground in orgasmic pleasure.

>All she can muster after he weakens her and starts dragging her off to the bedroom is a playful "Nooooo~"
>Ten hours later both her holes are stuffed with anon's cum and her fat jiggly ass has been thoroughly spanked.

>> No.16831270 [DELETED] 

test

>> No.16831273

>>16831257
>>16831263
>>16831266
You all take that back, Ratatoskr are 100% pure
She needs her tail out in the open for balance purposes only, it's our duty as men to not lewd her for it

>> No.16831274

>>16830994
sauce

>> No.16831277

>>16831273
Anon, be honest with yourself.
Most Ratas fantasize about their husbando grabbing their big fluffy tail and using it as a stabilizer as her pounds her pussy from behind.

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>>16829563

>>>/i/499588
>>>/i/499589
Hush

>> No.16831293

hey guys, im interested in getting started drawing monstergirls. what are some easy to draw types that i could start out with?

>> No.16831294

>>16831277
You can also pick her up and bounce her on your cock while getting a facefull of her tail
Being so small and light allows for all sorts of humiliating sex positions

All that aside, I still stand by saying that they're pure
Why would they run away from men who approach them if they weren't?

>> No.16831296

>>16831288
Dear lord. I owe Melon my existence for this.

I am beyond the strength of diamonds right now. Anubutt face sitting I all I needed, so thanks melon for making my day 10x better

>> No.16831297

>>16831288
I said it before and I'll say it again, thanks for doing this for me, melon, it looks great!

>> No.16831299

>>16831293
Start off with low level monster girls man. The ones with less detail.

>> No.16831301

>>16831277
Their tails are supposed to double as beds.

A tail big enough to sleep on. Imagine.

>> No.16831306

I would really like it if a group of MGs lovingly raped me.

>A few of them start flirting with me gently, saying how cute I look.
>Then they pull me into a room and lock the door.
>Start by pleasing my dick with their mouths, then move onto whatever monster parts they have.
>Tailpussies, actual tails, smooth thighs, or shortstack asses.
>Even when I beg for them to stop after my fourth orgasm, they refuse.
>Lovingly get my dick hard again, and talk about what happens to other guys.
>Less kind Monsters will look for paladins who have barely turned 18, and secretly want to fuck the girls they're protecting against.
>They'll tear their armor off, get their well-shaved dicks hard, and ride them until they scream that Monsters have the best pussy.
>Then the girls fucking me tease me about getting hard at another guy getting raped.
>They only finish when I'm almost completely exhausted, and offer to clean their juices off my dick before I go.
>Give me the longest, most loving blowjob I've ever had.
>When I finally explode in one of their mouths, the others say they could keep me hard as long as they want.
>They give me back my clothes and let me go.

>> No.16831311

>>16831293
I'd say go with an undead, most people love them and they're practically the same as humans

If you want to have fun drawing monstrous parts you should go for a reptile type

You can find some examples here http://mgewiki.com/w/Category:Type_Index You don't have to stick 100% to a current design, most people love seeing new ones and variations

>> No.16831313

>>16831306
So you'd want a gang of smug girls to grab you and drag you into an alleyway door so they can rape you in their secret hideout?
You'd want an Oppai Loli Cheshire, a Shortstack Gremlin, a tall Hellhound a pear shaped Manticore and an hourglass shaped Kakuen to pump every single drop out of your balls and then keep you going with the manticore's spines?
I'd bet you'd even be broken enough by the sex to stay with them as their husband.

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>>16831293
Slimes.
Anything with a hime cut.

If you're gutsy try a Fairy.

>> No.16831325

>>16831315
It's people like you that helps make drawing fun for me. Just knowing that any day now those hours of gesture drawing is going to amount to something worthwhile, and you give me an example that my belief is rooted in reality.

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>>16831134
I'm 6'4", but I'm into role reversal and gentle femdom, so ideally about 7'-ish. Even just slightly taller than me would make me happy. I like my wans big.

>> No.16831342

>>16831325
Really?

>> No.16831345

>>16831288
Melon seams to be on a hot streak. And I love every single moment of it.

>> No.16831346

>>16831299
>>16831311
>>16831315

Alright, thanks for the recommendations on where to start. I guess i post it in any of the monstergirl threads here once i finish?

>> No.16831348

>>16831288
Man, you're really crankin' these things out. Are you having some kind of drawing marathon or something? Is someone commissioning these? Where the hell can I commission?

>> No.16831355

>>16831346
Here.

Or Imgur if you're a pussy.

>> No.16831356

>>16831341
Big wans a best wans. Fine taste.

>> No.16831360

>>16831348
http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/journal/Sketch-Comms-3-Electric-Bugaloo-672320184


>>16831345
I just actually ran out of loods in the list
Unless someone wants to chime in :^)

>> No.16831362

>>16831346
Just post it here anytime

And if you decide to go with a design from MGE you should also tweet it out at the author, he loves to retweet any art featuring the encyclopedia's species https://twitter.com/k_cross

>> No.16831373

>>16831360
Shortstack Gremlin cosplaying as Midna.

>> No.16831374

>>16831362
>Do MGE species
>Don't tweet them to KC
I need to get around to making a nit-twit for that so I can share the Lava Golem and Dorome pic idea I have when I get around to drawing it.

>> No.16831375

>>16831360
>Unless someone wants to chime in :^)
What about a Lich having sex with a man while feeding him a potion? Or drinking one.

>> No.16831380

>>16831360
Artfairy using a tablet and that pen/thing as a stripper pole/dance studio

>> No.16831382

>>16831373
>>16831375
>>16831380
15 dollydoos

>> No.16831396

>>16831382
I'm tempted to actually do that. It would also be my first commotion ever.
But I'm also a poor fag, so I'm torn.

>> No.16831411

>>16831382
I can offer you my soul

>> No.16831414

>>16831411
Souls aint gonna help my caffeine addiction dood.

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>>16831382
>15

>> No.16831420

>>16831382
Question about if I actually decide to pay, what payments do you accept? I don't have a paypal and making one just for one commotion feel bad,

>> No.16831423

>>16831414
Damn. Really wish I could offer some money but I'm currently broke. It's either 15 for a commission or I get to eat for the next week.

>> No.16831424

>>16831414
>Caffeine addiction

Do you live anywhere near the Bay Area, or have your own brewing equipment? We have some great coffee places here. You could visit or ship yourself beans.

>> No.16831427

>>16831417
shh

>>16831420
Sorry dood, only have paypal rn.

>> No.16831428

>>16831382
you ok with hellhounds ass first into the point of view?

>> No.16831429

>>16831427
Honey you ain't worth 15.

>> No.16831432

>>16831424
I live literally halfway around the world from the east coast

>>16831428
sure

>>16831429
shh

>> No.16831435

>>16831432
Then I'll hit you up later on.
Have to head into work now...

>> No.16831437

>>16831432
Well fuck. Could you at least ship from Japan?
I know a few places there. Also link your Paypal. I have a few commissions. $15 is crazy cheap for your level of art.

>> No.16831438

>>16831427
Ehh, is it hard to make a paypal account? I'm actually really tempted to pay you now.

>> No.16831444

>>16831134
7'6

>> No.16831447

>>16831134
Few inches taller than me so I need to tilt my head slightly backwards to kiss her.

>> No.16831449

New girl when

>> No.16831453

Airsoft season is starting and my waifu still isn't here to operate with. Any news on the portals?

>> No.16831455

>>16831432
>>16831438
Okay, fuck it. This is going to be my first commission ever.
And now I just to figure out what I want you to draw that involves a lich.
... so how do I pay you using paypal anyhow?

>> No.16831456

>>16831449
Sometimes between today and monday

>> No.16831457

>>16831453
Bad news anon, it's been rescheduled for early 2018.

>> No.16831458

>>16831457
Oh...

>> No.16831459

>>16831437
>>16831360 <- paypal is the e-mail
Imported stuff tend to make their way here, its an international port town
I've been liking Starbuck's Verona beans but hush hush


>>16831438
Its actually p easy.

>>16831455
make account, send coffee change to other dude's paypal email

>>16831435
my dude

>> No.16831460

>>16831288
[200% Erect]

>> No.16831462
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16831462

What is your ideal party to defeat the big bad monster/demon gal?

Hard mode: no optimized min-maxing.

>> No.16831465

So guy, what should I commission that involves lich and lewds?

>> No.16831467

>>16831465
Lich aren't exactly the lewdest of species

>> No.16831468

>>16831465
Strangulation.
Stirraps.
A Lich being tied up and left alone in a room for a few days with a dildo in her.
Pet play.
Hand holding in public.

>> No.16831469

>>16831462
I don't know RPG talk and stuff.

I'd say one man army it with cursed sword, living armor and ghost guardian.

>> No.16831471

>>16831459
Okay, I guess I'll just send you an email on what I've decided on and then pay you? Thank you for helping me.

>>16831467
And that's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>16831468
>Hand holding in public.
You disgust me.

>> No.16831472

>>16831468
Trash
Trash
Trash
Trash
>>>/d/

>> No.16831473

>>16831469
What if you had multiple cursed swords/weapons for every occasion?

>> No.16831476

>>16831471
sure

>> No.16831478

>>16831473
What do you mean?

>> No.16831485

>>16831478
Cursed bow.
Cursed spear.
Cursed shield.
Cursed greatsword.
Cursed hammer.
Cursed dagger.
Cursed estoc.
Cursed crossbow.
Uncursed scythe who is disgusted by chuuni.

Become the Benkei.

>> No.16831487

>>16831462
Try and stunlock

>> No.16831493

>>16831485
If you keep rotating their use and not leaving one behind you'll be fine.

A yandere cursed sword is something you don't want to fight.

>> No.16831496

>>16831485
I mean, just having a cursed sword would be cool. I do like greatswords though.

Carrying all that must be a hassle.

>> No.16831505

>>16831496
Bag of holding.

Or put a lot into equipment load so you can carry all at once like a man.

>>16831493
How about learning magic to use all at once through psychokinesis?

>> No.16831506

>>16831465
Lich doggy style while she's reading a book.

>> No.16831508

>>16831506
This

>> No.16831510

>>16831506
>Doggy style
>Uncaring sex without her blushing or looking away from the book

>> No.16831511

>>16831505
But I mean, after the adventure we'd have. That's like 6+ girls I'd have to please.

That's going to take a lot of effort even for me if I was "big stronk warrior"

>> No.16831515

>>16831511
You'll need lots of Strength, Dexterity, Endurance, and Vitality.
You'll need a lot of experience to achieve the proper stats, and lots of training with your wives.

>> No.16831537

>>16831510
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1936581

Just with a Lich and with her robe removed.

>> No.16831548

>rァ ちからため MP‐0
What did KC mean by this?

>> No.16831549

>TFW you will never be adopted by a tribe of desert Tanuki and their matriarch Jethra.

>"My children, let us give thanks for this bountiful food, and let us also give thanks for the presence of this brave young man whom we honor here tonight."
>"Please madam, I wish you wouldn't. I've done nothing in my life worth honoring."
>First you rescue Zipporah from the Order, then you defend my younger daughters from brigands. You think that is nothing? It seems you do not know what is worthy of honor."
[segue to "Through Monster's Eyes"]

>> No.16831552

>>16831537
I need more emotionless sex.

>> No.16831559

>>16831548
It says "zombie samurai soon"

>> No.16831566
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This is a sexy stupid coon.

>> No.16831571

>>16831548
I don't know what that bizarro format is supposed to be, but it looks like a powerup tweet.

>>16831559
Kamaitachi is before Ochimusha, scrubbo.

>> No.16831576

>>16831515
It's going to all be worth it when I become a powerful warrior and live a happy life with my wives!

>> No.16831579

>>16831566
She's very stupid.

>> No.16831583

>>16831576
Until your twin cursed swords get uppity when you use the greatsword for crowd control over them.

>> No.16831585

>>16831571
Not sure what an Ochimusha is but zombie samurai will be here soon

>> No.16831590

>>16831552
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1357959
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1353600
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/829539
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/238951

>> No.16831592

>>16831583
I can imagine relationship issues being a thing while in the middle of battle

>"Hubby! You used Greatsword-chan over me! Y-You hate me, don't you?"

>> No.16831594

>>16831549
"Forgive us the smugness on our faces, you'll know what power is when we are done....son."

>> No.16831595

>>16831590
These made me sad. They don't look like they're enjoying it.

>> No.16831596

>>16831579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bg0ZkVzszo

>> No.16831600

>>16831592
>"Wawawa! That arrow almost got your precious jewels! Good thing I was there to block it, Anon!"
>"Shut up, Shield, you kiss ass."
>"You shut up, Hammer."
>"Stop fighting all the time, you two."
>"I want to be handled roughly again, Anon."
>"........"
>"Ufufufu, I can't wait until you wipe away the blood and give me a nice oil rub!"

>> No.16831601

>>16831476
Aaand done.

>> No.16831604

>>16831600
>"Oooooh~... that strike was... rough."

Actually sounds like a really nice life.

>> No.16831606

>>16831604
>"Critical strike!"
>"Deathblow!"
>"D is for Death!"
>"Spear never was the same after being reinforced with Wurm scales..."

>> No.16831608
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>>16831566
I wish I could have a fluffy Friend.

>> No.16831612

>>16831606
Cute!

>> No.16831614

>>16831608
She looks like she's in heat. You've gotta take responsibility.

>> No.16831615

>>16831288
>Anubutt Facesitting
The glorious feeling of checking in on the thread and finding new waifu content. Bless you.

>> No.16831616

>>16831612
>"Anon has to look good when he meets the local lord! Naturally, he should wear me!"
>"No, he should wear me!"
>"No ME!"
>"To hell with you all! Halberd should finally get her due!"
>"You're all too loud."
>"You guys woke up Armor!"

>> No.16831620

>>16831616
How are you supposed to calm them all down? The dick?

>> No.16831624

>>16831375
Well, there's the one of a Lich grinding on a guy's dick while pouring a potion on it? That's something?

>> No.16831625

>>16831620
A nice oil massage followed by sensual dicking.

>> No.16831629

>>16831624
Well I'm paying for him to draw a new Lich pic, so meh.

>> No.16831630

>>16831620
That, and making them cut down his enemies.

>> No.16831636

>>16831615
Anubutt facesitting is something that needs more content. Probably makes for fantastic punishment when their hubby doesn't do something right or obey an order.

>> No.16831638

>Talk about RPGs and MGs
>Been utterly hooked on Persona 5 lately
>Now imagining what each girl would be as an MG
Ann'd probably be just a catgirl, Makoto seems like a good fit for an Anubis, Futaba a Gremlin maybe, and Haru an Alraune...

>> No.16831642

>>16831636
>Punishment
>Not reward for fulfilling her schedule perfectly

>> No.16831651

>>16831642
The Anubis would cast a curse on him beforehand. A curse that amplifies his sensitivity.

This is what you get for ignoring her deadlines.

>> No.16831655

>>16831642
That's the beauty of it. It can be both.

Has husband been good by fulfilling the schedule and doing his chores? He's going to enjoy a face full of ass.

Has husband been bad by being late in the schedule and not doing his chores? Hope he likes his face being her throne for the evening.

>> No.16831662

>>16831614
I don't think I could satisfy a cat in heat. Sure, I'd start off ravishing her like an onahole, but after a few creampies I'd start to slow down while she just kept getting more and more ravenous. By sunrise she'd be raping a mindbroken, ahegao'd husk of a man.

>> No.16831672

>>16831134
Depends on her mood. There's very few body types a kitsune can't become.

>> No.16831679

>>16831662
Get a really big Q-Tip.

>> No.16831680

>>16830727
How are you supposed to approach a girl like that?

>> No.16831683

>>16831680
With flowers of course.

>> No.16831685

>>16830739
Is she going to catch that ball with her mouth to practice getting gagged with balls?
>>16830741
Chubby Demons need to exercise.

>> No.16831686

>>16831680
>"Hey gurl, want sum sex?"
>"Sure"
>She uses her vines to pull you up to her
>Hot plant sex.

>> No.16831690

>>16830761
I think this might be the oddest question yet.

>> No.16831692

>>16831685
Stop.

Just enjoy a Kobald Daughteru because of how cute she is.

>> No.16831697

>>16831683
I wonder how that would play out. Offering flowers to a flower.

>>16831686
MGE is very easy. What happened to romance?

>> No.16831701

"You think we'd have run into something by now."
"What do you mean?"
"You know, a guard. A trap...
...or a musical number."

What region of monstergirl space can I live in where every day is a Disney musical?

>> No.16831707

>>16831692
She's cute in a mundane way, not in a special way like a Devil Bug gushing over an old kettle she got from a nice boy. It doesn't matter that he was just throwing it away, what matters is that she now owns a thing.
>>16831701
Is that from Hunchback? Also wherever Phantoms dwell.

>> No.16831708

>>16831548
Dunno but people in comments say "I'll be waiting/take care of yourself" so I guess it's something like "I'm sick, I'm gonna take some time off"
RIP, another victim of japanese cold

>> No.16831713

>>16831707
Yeah, it's roughly the dialogue before the little Court of Miracles ditty.

>> No.16831717

>>16831713
Would Esmeralda be an Apsara?

>> No.16831719

>>16831708
He was sick the other week too, I hope it's nothing serious.

>> No.16831721

>>16831680
>>16831683
>>16831697
>Gather a nice bouquet of flowers to present to an Alraune
>Approach her, making sure to catch her attention in your approach
>Stop short and appear to hesitate in offering the bouquet to her, looking between her and the collection of flowers
>Curiosity gets the better of her and she eventually asks why you're hesitating
>Tell her that it seems pointless now since the flowers you gathered utterly pale next to her
How cheesy can you go anons?

>> No.16831724

>>16831701
Wonderland

>> No.16831725
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I'm trying to think of the most degenerate thing a MG could do that's also cute.

I believe I have discovered it gentlemen, so let me lay it on you.

Monster Girls cosplaying as famous Order Heroes or Heroes in general.

Pretty brutal, I know, but it's MG Science and science is uncaring.

>> No.16831730

>>16831725
I mean, there was that raging nympho foxgirl who sounded a shota's cock with a rose stem.
That's pretty degenerate.

>> No.16831734

>>16831721
Come on anon. I'm not exactly the most original of people.

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>>16831730
Except that's not cute anon.

You have to stay within the boundaries here.

>> No.16831740

>>16831686
I can't fathom the fucking shock I'd go through. Easy girls are gross.

>> No.16831742

>>16831725
>Jinko stuffed into a tiny suit of armor made for a Hero.
>Holding a sword that looks like a toy in her giant paws.
>Talking like a medieval knight with a Russian accent.

>> No.16831743

>>16831721
I could ask her if it hurt. Did what hurt, she'll ask. The fall from Heaven, I'd say.
Yeah.

>> No.16831748

>>16831743
Anon when I said cheesy I didn't mean something so completely rotten and mold-crusted as to induce vomiting at 50 yards.

>> No.16831750

>>16831748
We'll then how would you approach, "Mr. Player"?

>> No.16831755

>>16831737
The part where she managed to leave claw marks not only on him but also the walls and ceiling is pretty cute.

>> No.16831757

>>16831750
With something less than two millennia old.

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Spooky scary dragons!

>> No.16831761

>>16831750
Not that guy, but....

>Are you a Yokai? Because I'm about to give you the Danmaku.

>> No.16831762

>>16831755
But that's also not very degenerate.

Both at the same time anon, not one or the other.

>> No.16831763

>>16831757
I think MGs would find cheesy approaches adorable.

>> No.16831767

>>16831760
What the?

That's Zombie Dragon looks pretty scary. Her hair is short but that should be cute not scary. Why does she wear the mask?

>> No.16831769

>>16831760
I really like this artist, he's got a way to go but he pumps out monster girl stuff and seems to love what he's doing.

Always nice to see a different take on a design too.

>> No.16831771

>>16831760
Goofy goggly eyes!

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>>16831771
>>16831760

>> No.16831775

>>16831767
>Why does she wear the mask?
Because she thinks the boys love it

>>16831771
That's just a mask, here she is without it https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8zyK_gUwAAwd3u.jpg

>> No.16831778

>>16831775
Well it's quite intimidating.

But that unmasked one is a real cutie! I want to approach her and slowly take off the mask to see that beautiful face.

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>>16831762
I guess you're right.
It's still a good comic about listening to your monster foster mother when she spends a week distracted and fevered and then suddenly tells you to absolutely not peek on her private room.

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>> No.16831784

>>16831781
What is she spreading? Lolification dust?

>> No.16831785

>>16831781
Gendo, Alucard, or Tager?

>> No.16831795

>>16831784
Probably salt like in the original meme.
>>16831785
The original is some turkish guy chef.

>> No.16831802

>>16831760
Man short hair will never not be completely fucking disgusting.

>> No.16831804

>>16831485
>>16831493
>Not a Cursed Switch Axe
>Has 5 different Elemental Phials and 2 Status Phials (Each being a personality)
>Fire (Energetic), Water (Intelligent), Ice (Kuudere), Thunder (Furious), Dragon (Yandere), Poison (Tsundere), Paralysis (Yangire)

>> No.16831805

>>16831802
I find it cute but it's ok to disagree.

Long hair is still the best though.

>> No.16831809

>>16831778
>Dragon Zombie wears an intimidating mask
>She scares off all the men that see her
>Anon doesn't run away
>He kindly asks if he can take it off
>Slowly does so
>Immediately falls in love with her

I'm sure that's the kind of stories that monster girls tell their daughter before they go to sleep

>> No.16831811

>>16831795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rXb8z5VYI4
Oh, this.
Alright.

>> No.16831822

>>16831809
That's heartwarming. The trick is anons, don't judge a book by its cover.

>> No.16831824

>looking at profiles again
>reading hinezumi
>Diet Omnivorous, prefers eating fire
>prefers eating fire
Trying to cook over an open fire around one would be hard, she'd keep eating it rather than waiting for the food.

>> No.16831829

https://exhentai.org/g/1033282/9a4540094e/
This is furry so if you don't like that don't look.
But damn is this how I think a wolfgirl in heat should be.

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>>16831690
Are they though?
What about fruit flavoured soda spirits?

>> No.16831842

>>16831822
What if the book says "dictionary" on it, cover, and you think it's some 3deep5me symbolism, and you open it up, and it's just a dictionary.

>> No.16831845

>>16831829
Fuck off. Even if it's a link it doesn't fucking belong here.

>> No.16831847

>>16831824
Also you and your lover are often on fire that grants you a power level of maximum, and express your mutual arousal through pantless kung fu.

They're really a high grade beastgirl. 10/10 would devote my life to martial arts to get one.

>> No.16831848

>>16831829
I don't care for furry but man that's sad. Poor guy was doomed so she made his last moments pleasurable.

I want to be nursed back to health by a hellhound or werewolf now.

>> No.16831849

>>16831763
Of course they would but even then I think they would appreciate something other than what is literally the oldest line in the book.

>> No.16831853

>>16831824
I'd get one a flamethrower for her birthday present.

>> No.16831859

>>16831838
Anon I have no answers. I hope it's yes

>> No.16831868

>>16831859
If the Absinthe Fairy can exist then so can they!

>> No.16831871

>>16831809
Does she have a basilisk cousin?

>> No.16831872

>>16831842
>Anubis looks like the biggest nerd ever
>Anon thinks that perhaps she is actually a sex crazed nympho
>Invites her out on a date
>She immediately proposes to go to her house
>They go there without wasting any time
>She whips out a Gundam set and asks Anon if he'd like to built it with her

Sometimes the cover says it all

>> No.16831873

>>16831848
It's not that sad for her, she got a bunch of little furry boys to fuck out of it, if her sopping twat at the end is anything to go by

>> No.16831880

>>16831873
Anon, fucking your children is not a solution to frustration no matter what Kobold pervert says.

>> No.16831883

>>16831880
She raped a dude on his death bed I doubt she has anything in the way of moral compunction. he probably planned to get pregnant just to give birth to her own reverse harem.

Wouldn't put anything past a filthy yiffer

>> No.16831884

>>16831880
Damn those sonu fuckers.

>> No.16831898

>>16831829
Anyone else got another link? I'm at work on my phone.

>> No.16831903

>>16831898
Then don't look up furry porn.

>> No.16831905

>>16831872
That's adorable, I'd help her build that Gundam. I'd ask her on more dates and fall in love with her.

>> No.16831910

>>16831884
If I ever become orphaned and adopted I'm going to make damn sure I get adopted by a big beautiful cake, and every night when she comes home from work I'm gonna fuck the stress out of her, not matter what form that comes in, be it me pounding her from behind, or her completely dominating me with her larger form

>> No.16831912

>>16831905
>Loving a nerd
You need rape

>> No.16831917

>>16831910
Adopted doesn't really count. I'm talking about real sonu fuckers.

>> No.16831919

>>16831910
How are you coming on that orphaning?
If you're already an adult then I'd say it's gonna be a rough go.

>> No.16831920

>>16831917
Well when we're not talking about lame furry doujins, real sonus don't exist. Yet.

>> No.16831923

>>16831919
Shotfication potion and being a street urchin

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>>16831872
>>16831905
Ditto.

Nothing would make me happier than a Gunpla Loving Anubis GF.

>> No.16831927

>>16831923
You'll live a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.

>> No.16831928

>>16831912
But nerds are adorable. Maybe I don't exactly know what she's talking about most of the time, but I can still listen.

>> No.16831929

>>16831923
Rather than shotafication potions, I hope wonderland has a potion that reverts you to a mid-teen.

I'd totally use that one on myself and my waifu so we could experience being teenage lovers.

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Reminder that this is getting a second season.

>> No.16831935

>>16831927
>Any monstergirl turning down a single male
Worst case scenario I can just go to the nearest fallen church and cry in some big titted fallen priest's bosom.

You really didn't think that through did you anon?

>> No.16831936

>>16831931
Can't wait for the Albedo attempted rape scene.

>> No.16831937

>>16831931
Good. It's my favorite version of .hack

>> No.16831938

>>16831925
I dunno Anon, what if she wants to be freaky and wears a cosplay or something? Nerds are bad

>>16831928
>Maybe I don't exactly know what she's talking about most of the time, but I can still listen.
That's cute
She could be going on and on about why the latest anime season sucks and you'd just sit there with a smile on your face

>> No.16831939

>>16831938
>I dunno Anon, what if she wants to be freaky and wears a cosplay or something?
Then I help her find a tailor who can do bodysuits that fit big fluffy paws.

>> No.16831940

>>16831938
>She could be going on and on about why the latest anime season sucks and you'd just sit there with a smile on your face
I personally don't fine male bimbos cute but whatever floats your boat

>> No.16831944

>>16831938
No, nerds are good. They only get better the nerdier they are.
At the basic level you have hopeless causes like us, and that's still moe as an Anubis.
Go nerdier and you get content creators, designers, sperglord doggos.
Even further and you have the Anubutt who can speedcube with her big meaty paws and has a PhD in Mamonomanamatics.

At no point is this a negative. It correlates to either the "sadder but wiser" world view or the realism wrought from technical professions.

And don't think for a moment that you wouldn't enjoy dressing up as a magical boy or Gundam pilot for her.

>> No.16831950

>>16831938
>I dunno Anon, what if she wants to be freaky and wears a cosplay or something? Nerds are bad

Then I do cosplay with her. Whatever she wants or desires is my responsibility to fill.

>She could be going on and on about why the latest anime season sucks and you'd just sit there with a smile on your face

Yup! Nodding in agreement all the way. They're the best.

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>>16831931
Oh and also Entoma Vasilissa Zeta is best girl.

>> No.16831959

>>16831954
But Anon that's a bug.

>> No.16831960

So I just paid for my first commission for my waifu. Does that make me a waifu faggot now?

>> No.16831961

>>16831931
Yuri would be a good mom.
Lupusregina and CZ would be good aunts.
Solution would rape and/or eat the boy.
Entoma would eat him as well.
Narberal would ignore and avoid him as much as possible.

>> No.16831963

>>16831959
It's actually a bunch of bugs.

>> No.16831964

>>16831954
Evileye is best girl, and I don't even find lolis attractive.

>> No.16831967

>>16831954
I would as long as it kept the mask on and didn't eat my face after.

>> No.16831971
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16831971

>> No.16831973

>>16831960
We'll it makes you a man happy with his waifu.

>> No.16831974

>>16831971
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
>>16831571
GET FUCKED IN THE FACE

>> No.16831975

>>16831971
Finally

>> No.16831976
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16831976

>>16831971

>> No.16831981

>>16831971
She looks intimidating and scary. I mean really who would fuck that?

KC did a pretty good job at drawing that sword to look badass.

>> No.16831984

>>16831963
>She also disguises her voice with that of a cute girl by using a leech that steals human victims' voice after killing them. Her original voice is harsh and grating, similar to that of Cocytus.

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>> No.16831985

>>16831974
If you look at his website, you can even see that he straight up skipped Kamaitachi.
What the hell, KC?

>> No.16831987

>>16831973
>We'll it
I know it just a typo, but I still want to point it out.

>> No.16831988

>>16831971
I bet people telling that guy he was wrong feel silly now.
>>16831981
Intimidating and scary happens to be my fetish.

>> No.16831989

>>16831971
That tummy is for licking

>> No.16831992

>>16831971
ZIPANGU BANZAI

>> No.16831993

>>16831981
I think she looks like a sweet lady.

>> No.16831994

>>16831971
Bony handjobs.

>> No.16831995

>>16831971
I like her expression.

There's something about her eyes that are really quite entrancing.

>> No.16831996

>>16831988
Oh yeah, fearboners. I got ya.

Just look at those dead and serious eyes. Imagine them staring you down while you're knocked to the floor and her sword to your throat. Scary but arousing.

>> No.16831998

>>16831973
I'll be the most happy man alive once the pic is done.

>> No.16832001

>>16831971
>that blood pool
Would you heartfuck an ochimusha?

>> No.16832002

>>16831996
Or if she's a nice girl and lets you be on top, she really cares for you but she still looks scary on the outside.

Rather than being able to show the kind feelings she has on the inside she still has that stern look on her face even though you're balls deep in her.

>> No.16832003

>>16831992
nopantsu bazinga

>> No.16832004

>>16831985
We just got squirrels. We can't just go straight to weasels.

>> No.16832007

>>16831960
I contacted him with a commission, but he's been completely radio-silent for around 3 hours now. I assume he's doing some rough sketch or something.

>> No.16832009

>>16832007
If you're talking about melon he answered my email like 6 minutes ago.

>> No.16832011

>>16831996
>Imagine them staring you down while you're knocked to the floor and her sword to your throat while she tramples your dick as she leans over you.
Fixed. That's a topscary girl. I only hope that my terrified potentially final cumshot would smell so delicious that she'd take me as her slave instead of killing me.

>> No.16832013

>>16832007
>>16832009
Never mind, it was 25 minutes ago.

>> No.16832015

>>16832001
Yes. All wrong insertions are my fetish.

>> No.16832016

>>16831971
That hand.

But man, I really just can't enjoy undead girls.

>> No.16832017

>>16831971
Angry skeleton-hand handjobs when?

>> No.16832020

>>16832016
Not just her hand, the entire arm at least until past the elbow.

That'll make for some interesting handjobs.

>> No.16832021

>>16832020
Armpitjob. I want to lick her bones.

>> No.16832024

>>16831971
Big important question.

Does she end her sentences with "de gozaru"?

>> No.16832025

>>16831971
She's like a mix between Getsu Funa and Ryukotsuki from Getsu Fuma Den and Otomedius.

>> No.16832029

>>16832020
I'd like to try putting my dick in between her foream bones.

>> No.16832034

>>16831971
Now that is a chinise monster girl that I can see cutting bullets with her demon silver sword folded over 1 time.

>> No.16832035

>>16832011
Even better.

>> No.16832043

>>16832024
I wonder why I find that so endearing?

>> No.16832051

>>16832043
It's generally said by the serious and loyal types who are often the most cute.

>> No.16832056
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16832056

Hug the nice spiders.

>> No.16832057

>>16832024
I think so.

Would she lash out at other MGs that look at her husband?

>> No.16832062

>>16831971
I wonder if there is a western counterpart.

>> No.16832064

>>16832062
http://img10.deviantart.net/3978/i/2016/219/5/2/zombie_knight__by_ramgu-dad1lrk.jpg

>> No.16832067

>>16832062
It called the roundeye gaijin buta

>> No.16832069

>>16832064
>>16832067
I imagine there would be. Warrior cultures pride honor generally speaking. A dishonorabu western knight ticks all the boxes for a new ochimusha to be born

>> No.16832070

>>16832062
It's a Paladin-chan-Wight.

>> No.16832088

>>16831971
Looks great. Love me some undead samurai girls. Visually she raises to top quarter of MGs, depends on profile does she stay there.

>> No.16832092

>>16832088
tl;dr version: she died in battle, either goes back to serve her previous master from life or finds a new one, if she's wounded while protecting you sex will heal her and she's not a pushy/rape happy girl since she has trouble expressing her love.

At least that's what I can remember from the rough translation we got from the book.

>> No.16832093

>>16831070
I'll get the spray bottle

>> No.16832104

>>16831971
https://youtu.be/E1wcuoxs4mU
yOOOOOOOOOo

>> No.16832111

>Missed Cursed Sword and Cursed Equipment girls talk
Curses.

>> No.16832113

>>16832092
They are also obsessed with bearing a worthy heir for their husband but due to Zipangu society being patriarchal they might occasionally go psycho and "slaughter" everyone, turning the area into a huge demon realm.

>> No.16832117

>>16831804
>elemental/status phials
Dump her for a power phial one and kick her into Demon Riot

>> No.16832118

>>16832113
Oh yeah I forgot that part.

>> No.16832127

>>16832111
Since Cursed Swords are initially normal women, can a little girl become one by picking up a suspicious dagger that's glowing red?

>> No.16832128

>>16832113
Would cast healing and holy magic on her.

>> No.16832132

>>16832127
I can't see why not. What if a loli picks up a great sword!

>> No.16832137

>>16832132
Lolis dual wielding great swords and chatting with redcaps? Sounds pretty dumb.

>> No.16832147

>>16832113
I don't remember Zipangu being patriarchal

>> No.16832151

>>16831804
I would prefer a cursed charge blade

>> No.16832153

>>16832151
>Not Cursed Long Sword

You HEATHEN!

>> No.16832158

>>16832151
>>16832153
I was thinkin' good ol' sword 'n' board, but what the heck would even happen to a cursed shield?

>> No.16832161

>>16832153
cursed greatsword
because i like big women

>> No.16832162

>>16832158
She'd love when you slam into her and tease you for not being able to penetrate her enough
Until you do, and she melts and squirms beneath you

>> No.16832166

>>16832153
>cursed long sword trips me when she is mad
Now I know the pain of my comrades.

>> No.16832173

>>16832161
That thing was too thicc to be called a woman. Too busty, too thicc, too jiggly, and too hot. It was more like a large hunk of ass.

>> No.16832180

>>16832173
>thicc
Donovan leave.

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>>16832161
pic of me in armor with my waifu

>> No.16832182

>>16831985
Yeah, somebody who speaks Japanese should ask him why he skipped Kamaitachi. I was actually looking forward to that profile...

>> No.16832189

>>16832161
>>16832173
The one in the profile is indeed a greatsword.

>> No.16832199

>>16832182
Maybe no one cares for the poor tripple weasels.

Then again, I do prefer them over undead.

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16832214

There's no hope for this poor Anon isn't there?

>> No.16832217

>>16832214
Not really. Look at that thing's size.

>> No.16832219

>>16832214
Unless that hope is rough sex and many daughterus

>> No.16832221

>>16832199
KC mentions on the update that he changed the order, though I don't think he says why.

※諸事情により、図鑑2先行種族の掲載順を入れ替えさせて頂いております。

Google translate: ※ Depending on various circumstances, I am allowed to replace the ordering of the preliminary tribes of the illustration 2.

>> No.16832224

>>16832221
Must be because of fluff overdose or something like that.

>> No.16832242

>>16832224
>fluff overdose
Did he sniff a squirrel or something?

>> No.16832247

>>16832242
Yes, his head was inside her tail and if he went weasels he would die. The best choice there would be going for a dead girl to have the goodness calm down.

>> No.16832260

>>16832166

Your comrade should know the greatness that is your cursed LS waifu!

>>16832161
Just like what I said before, what if she's a loli?

>>16832158
Cursed SnS are the most versatile weapons. She can do almost everything.

>> No.16832264

>>16832214
He's pretty lucky if you ask me

>>16832219
Yup. He has a fuckton of hopes.

>> No.16832266

>>16831760
I want to find the softest Zombie Dragon.

>> No.16832270

>>16832260
>Just like what I said before, what if she's a loli?
then she'd be a cursed dagger

>> No.16832277

>>16832266
She is so soft the scenary around her gets all wobbly.

>>16832260
Twin loli cursed swords with rage mush included.

>> No.16832279
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16832279

Confession: Whenever someone says 'pound her fat jiggly ass' it without fail always gets me goin, regardless of species

>> No.16832292

>>16832279
>regardless of species
I immediately thought of a Fairy with a fat jiggly ass.
What could you even do with that?

>> No.16832293

>>16832279
I want to pound a spider's fat jiggly arse.

>> No.16832295

>>16832292
Oh, I'd make it work. That's kinky in it's own way.

>> No.16832310
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16832310

New wife commission finished!
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4792865
This one was only about $35, the artist is pretty nice I'd recommend them.

>>16830816
Indeed it was
http://i.imgur.com/KJBS1BG.png
Most of the time when a request of mine gets done it's a pleasant surprise, this time included.

>> No.16832320

>>16832279
That pussy deserves to be lovingly fucked.

>> No.16832321

>>16832310
Did you remember to eat Gazer Anon?

>> No.16832326

>>16832266
>You finally got a Zombie Dragon
>But she's not as thicc as you hoped
>In fact she has A cup breast, thin waist and no ass whatsoever
>You wonder if pump her full of spirit energy can help hep gain some thiccness

I don't know about you but I like flat Zombie Dragons.

>>16832279
Pound her fat jiggly ass while she's watching.

>> No.16832335

>>16832292
Spank the fat fairy butt so that she sprinkles glitter all over the place like that bit in Peter Pan.

>> No.16832337

>>16832321
of course

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>>16832292
>>16832335
She could probably beat you up.

>> No.16832349

>>16832320
>You've been coming over to the lonely single MILF-mode Dullahan's house for the past few weekends
>Says you make her feel like a woman
>Show up and she's wearing that outfit
>Tosses you her head which you instinctively catch. She winks up at you as you're suddenly tackled by her thick body
>As her hips grind against yours, her head tells you she can't take it anymore and wants to make you yours forever

>> No.16832350

>>16832326
Flat zombie dragons are something that do not exist.

>> No.16832365

>>16832310
>Most of the time when a request of mine gets done it's a pleasant surprise, this time included.
Ok, I was just checking.

That artist draws some crazy stuff, man. Did you communicate with them mostly in English?

>> No.16832369

>>16832345
A thicc little fairy like that?

Nah I going to eat her out whether she likes it or not.

>> No.16832377

>>16832345
Whoo momma look at them hips
Would marry and wrap her around my dick all night long
We need more fairy smut

>> No.16832385

>>16832365
Yeah, I noticed their gallery has some odd stuff.
I usually send a message in both English and Japanese just in case. If an artist is confident with their English they tend to respond using it, as in this case.

>> No.16832389

>>16832385
I see.

>> No.16832392

>>16832349
Going to switch mama dullahan's head with her daughter's and fuck her body while she watches!

>> No.16832393

>>16832345
>THICKfairy flaunts you off to all her friends but slaps your hand away if you get too grabassey
>until she's begging you to stuff her to bursting once night hits
Could get used to that.

>> No.16832398

>>16831288
About time they had facesitting stuff after all those thread discussions involving their butts.

>> No.16832403

>>16832398
Now we just need a virgin Anubis who only has her ass used being deflowered for real on her wedding night.

>> No.16832407

>>16832403
Sounds like a good idea, and actually it might work.

I may want to stay pure and I imagine she would aswell. Then again for MGs weddings are probably almost instant.

>> No.16832414

>>16832392
>Fucking daughter's body while Mom's head is attached to the body and the daughter's head is off to the side
>"Good boy, fuck this tight little twat like the stud you are!"

>> No.16832417

>tfw no monmusu general on /a/ anymore

>> No.16832418

>>16832414
>"MOOOOOOOOM!"

>> No.16832419

>>16832417
Because militant autism?

>> No.16832424

>>16832418
>"Oh my, did you just cum? You must have had a lot saved up for today, boy."
>"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT YET!"

>> No.16832428

>>16831465
Lactation
Facesitting
Spanking
Shortstack stuff

>> No.16832429

>>16832418
>>16832424
If the daughteru's head is going to be that lippy she's gonna have to wear the ball gag.

>> No.16832434

>>16832428
Too late m8. Already sent my commission.

>> No.16832437

>>16832414
>>16832424
Hot damn

>> No.16832438

>>16832418
>>16832424
This is autism.

>> No.16832439

>>16832429
>Daughter is ballgagged
>Mother switches positions so that the daughter can get a better view of her seed filled hole being fucked by Anon's needy little boy

>> No.16832440

>>16832419
What actually happened? Something about an old translator?

>> No.16832444

>>16832440
TF was trying to control the threads and enforce standards upon it, or so I heard.

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What's a nigga nigga gotta do to cuddle a Whitehorn?

>> No.16832449

>>16832448
Move out of the ghetto, Jamal.

>> No.16832450

>>16832424
>>16832414
Noice

>> No.16832453

>>16831342
No really. I'm being serious here.

>> No.16832454

>>16832025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqr_HP4PTYY

>> No.16832457

>>16832453
Don't know how my doodles help you in any way, but okay.

>> No.16832459
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16832459

Who likes Dorafs? Here's an official CD where (you) get to sleep with Naru.

https://my.mixtape.moe/qwbksg.mp3

>Vee and (You) is back on a mission
>Sees cow half naked asleep on (You) bed
>Vee wants to wake it up and get some rest and wonder why (You) a been kao ga akai
>Can't wake up
>Vee puts (You) sheets on her to keep her warm
>Cow sniffs (You) scent on the sheets
>Vee says (You) are going to sleep on the floor and wonders off to get some rugs
>Cow moans
>Cow moans
>Cow moans more while having dream about (You)
>It's a bad dream
>Cow moans and cries for (You) to not leave
>Wake up
>Wonders where she is and remembered she's in (You) bed
>Wonders why you been kao ga akai
>Thinks you caught a cold
>Asks if (You) want to sleep together
>Yatta! because sleep together
>Asks if she should hold (You) to keep (You) warm
>(You) hold it instead
>Da-Danchouchan?
>Says she'll do the holding
>Nope
>(You) says that (You) are holding her because she's shaking
>Does the Uunn, anone and tells (You) she had a nightmare that (You) left her
>Sings (You) a lullaby when you Yawns
>Sleep
>TL's note: kao ga akai is when you are face in the red; which means you are somewhat kind red in the face.
>TL's note 2: Uunn, anone means someone say something and you, like, listens.

Rough translation courtesy of /vg/, Vee's voice is annoying as always but the Naru is worth it. Yes the daki is official too.

>> No.16832460

>>16832419
Pretty much the same thing that happened to the /mgg/ threads. Shitposting became rampant, mods would rather purge than deal with the instigators, and the actual fans jumped ship to /c/.

There have been attempts to start threads. Every single one, regardless of content, ended up getting shitposted to death, usually in the order of beastiality > meta > /pol/.

>> No.16832462

>>16832448
The only kind of centaur pussy I'd fuck I'd doe pussy.

>> No.16832466
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>>16831971
New cadavers are always fine in my book, even if Ochimusha are MGE2 girls.

>> No.16832467

>>16832460
It's a sad day when shitposters win because autism and mods feeling lazy.
Oh wait, /a/, so they're just terrible mods instead of lazy.

>> No.16832468

>>16832448
>no frontpussy

>> No.16832469

>>16832460
Not sure why. But seeing those threads alive on /c/ kinda makes me happy.

Even if they were cancer, monster musume was the thing that got me into monster girls.

>> No.16832475

>>16832434
Fug

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>>16832462

>> No.16832479

>>16832459
I fucking love Dorafs. I'd sell my soul for one.

Maybe I should pick myself up a Naru daki. Would be nice cuddling a Shortstack like her at night.

>> No.16832480

>>16832469
>Not MGQ
>Not enjoying the threads in between parts and the glorious event when the next part came out

>> No.16832481
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16832481

Say hi to your new squadmate anon! Her english isn't great, but she's a good shot! Please be nice to her!

>> No.16832482

>>16831931
Oh yeah, have they faced an actual threat after a dozen volumes yet?

>> No.16832485

>>16832459
I like that doujin where Narumeia is assblasted over the fact that Magisa won a raffle to fuck Gran over her.

>> No.16832486

>>16831960
Yes, now make sure you remember that you can't buy commissions if you can't pay for cost of living expenses.

>> No.16832493

>>16832479
Her soft voice is music to my ears too, I'm so tempted to get that daki.
>>16832485
I'm hoping for a sequel where Naru gets some love too but at least she already has a bunch of other doujins.

>> No.16832499

Are there any greentexts about being spooned by a Blue Oni?

>> No.16832500

>>16832481
...Russian-Canadian?

>> No.16832504

>>16832450
>>16832437
>Mother rubs "her" belly after a long night of rigorous baby making
>Has the daughter clean up the sloppy mess
>Next night, the daughter gets her revenge by doing things in reverse

>> No.16832505

>>16832310
Your wife is a pervert. She's always walking around naked.

>> No.16832508

>>16832481
I'll be her little personal ammo bitch!

>> No.16832509

>>16832467
Wait you mean the mods that are inconsistent with what generals are allowed and only did things like boot out grandfathered generals like daily japanese because of badposting overload? Say it ain't so. Any bets for when the buy thread general gets booted to /jp/?

>> No.16832521

>>16832499
Are there any greentexts about Blue Oni at all? She gets mentioned so rarely. Which is a shame.

>> No.16832532
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>>16832500
Yup, just don't ask her about her old country

>>16832508
Please anon, she wants to treat you as an equal

>> No.16832551

>>16832414
>>16832424
Since the mom is so naughty she wouldn't be escaping either and the daughter could tease her too.

>> No.16832556

>>16832532
Then I shall be her little ammo buddy! She can count of me when I always have a magazine with her name on it.

>> No.16832586

I want to spy on a monster girl who wishes for large breasts just so I can teleport in, give her comically large ones and warp away.

The life of a wizard is one for me!

>> No.16832589

My waifu can beat your waifu

>> No.16832591

>>16832589
Highly doubt it.

>> No.16832592
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16832592

>>16832586
You're doin a good deed there.

>> No.16832593

>>16832589
My OC Lilim can beat your OC Lilim

>> No.16832594
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16832594

>>16832521
Keeping those red onis in line is a thankless job. Thankfully if they have a husband they can relax with him.

>> No.16832598

>>16832592
If he's going around and making Shortstack chocolate foxes like that. Then he's doing more than a deed. He's doing god's work.

Thanks for doing this anon

>> No.16832599

>>16832592
Its the life I was destined for.

>> No.16832606

>>16832593
But what if I have an OC DEMON LORD?

>> No.16832607

>>16832592
>>16832598

Imagine how she'd be acting if the previous day she was just a short, flat choco foxo.

>> No.16832609

Going to go beat the dragon and save the princess.

>> No.16832610

>>16832609
>Going to beat the princess and save the dragon

Fixed that for you

>> No.16832612

>>16832609
Going to beat the dragon, strip the princess, kick her out of the lair and dress the dragon up in nice clothes.

>> No.16832615

>>16832589
Nu-uh. My waifu is the best waifu ever.

>> No.16832616

>>16832607
Well now she's the perfect woman.

>> No.16832617
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>>16832505
She's not naked, her goo is the cutest outfit.

>> No.16832619

>>16832612
>dressing the dragon up like a princess and princess carrying her
>this flusters and embarrasses the dragon

>> No.16832620

>>16832594
That is the least she deserves. Leave no Blue Oni single. Sign in today. Donations accepted.

>> No.16832621

>>16832592
I want more desert monstergirls like this.

>> No.16832622

>>16832609
Going to pretend to be the princess to get kidnapped by the dragon, then when she has me in her lair I'll reveal I was a princess (male) all along, and now she has to take responsibility.

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16832625

>>16832591
>>16832615
You guys have a deathwish, huh?

>> No.16832626

>>16832622
Odd plan. But I can see it working. You go anon!

>> No.16832628

>>16832625
You should ask that to your waifu.

>> No.16832630

>>16832619
I'd make her feel like a real princess and have slow missionary sex with lots of handholding.

>> No.16832631

>>16832594
>You will never snuggle with your warm, drunk Blue Oni wife at the end of a hard day.
>Keeping a bunch of Red Onis from leaving the job and getting drunk is almost impossible.
>The amount of sexual harassment complaints is higher every day. "Why aren't you more gentle?" "Wait until we're out of sight before you rape me next time!"
>Spooning you is the only time she feels like that work is meaningful. It pays for the bed you share.
>Her left hand presses gently on your upper-torso, pushing your head against her chest.
>She's almost warm enough that you don't need a blanket, and she smells better than she has any right to. High quality sake, expensive perfume, soap, and a hint of arousal.
>Before going to sleep, she gave you permission to do anything you wanted with her. It helps her sleep better.

How do you help your Blue Oni "Relax?"

>> No.16832636

>>16832609
Too much shit could happen
>The dragon could decide to keep you instead
>The princess is also a monster
>The princess is also a dragon
>The princess is also a dragon and the dragon you beat was her mother, a man strong enough to beat her mother makes her moist
>you kill the dragon BUT AT WHAT COST?!

>> No.16832637

>>16832625
Kinda? Being an undead incubus is awesome.

>> No.16832638

>>16832628
the fuck you said?

>> No.16832642

>>16832630
Good man. That's what princess dragons deserve.

>> No.16832645

>>16832638
I said that my waifu can beat up your waifu.

>> No.16832648

>>16832631
>How do you help your Blue Oni "Relax?"

Massage, normal as well as "internal."

>> No.16832649

>>16832642
So what your saying is I have to fight through the lair of a dragon's childhood friend to rescue the dragon princess?

>> No.16832651

>>16832631
I go down on the Oni to drink some 'sake'

>> No.16832652

>>16832636
Turns out the princess is a dragon and the Dragon's daughteru. Everything was just a misunderstanding.

>> No.16832655

>>16832645
You are going down punk.
I legit want this that drunk anons in a bar arguing about this

>> No.16832656

>>16832589
you disgust me

>> No.16832662
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>>16832642
She would probably be so confused after, laying there in the afterglow with a "what the fuck just happened" expression on her face.

One moment she was a proud and strong monster who terrorized local villages but there she is, dressed in a princess dress, full of semen and being used as a daki.

>> No.16832668

>>16832662
Poor dragon. You gotta make sure to haughty her back up after, anon.

>> No.16832674
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16832674

What kind of monster girl would he be Ignis or Fallen Paladin-chan?

>> No.16832679

>>16832668
Why of course, if she isn't allowed any confidence then it ruins the moments where she's taken by surprise like that.

It's nothing that stomping some demonic beasts and rounding up bandits together can't fix. That or letting her be on top at times so she has the illusion of dominance.

>> No.16832680

>>16832674
A swirling conglomeration of ignis paladinchans.

>> No.16832682

>>16832655
And then drunk waifus come in with "My husband is better" and start fighting too.

Later that night the bar was no more.

>> No.16832684

>>16832674
A Wight with pyromancy skills or >>16832680

>> No.16832685

This is one of my fantasies.

>Lying in bed with Kitsune waifu. Shitposting and trying to put off sleep.
>Have a day of difficult classes tomorrow and I already know I'm going to be tired as hell.
>Entirely my fault for staying up like this.
>Decide to finally get some rest.
>Pull a few of my Waifu's tails over me, smiling.
>Hear her start talking. Apparently she's awake.
>Says she'll use Demonic Energy to extend the time we have together, letting me sleep.
>I fall asleep happy and wake up rested.

>> No.16832688

>>16832655
>anons drinking together while talking about monster girls
>someone mentions yuri and a bar brawl starts
>he was really just talking about his zipangu waifu named yuri

>> No.16832689
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16832689

>>16830970
>>16830974
>>16830982
You are her new slab.

>> No.16832691

>>16832679
Sounds like a good system. And taking your waifu by surprise is always nice.

>> No.16832693

>>16831417
You jealous, loen?

>> No.16832696

>>16832689
Sea Bishop nurses are the best. So warm. So motherly.

>> No.16832698

>only the bland popular MGs are drawn
It kind of does suck. I could bet that even melon will end up drawing the same ones over and over.

>> No.16832702

>>16832698
I just commissioned a Blue Oni.

>> No.16832706

>>16832698
Well no one's going to commission pot devil art but which girls are you interested in?

Obligatory "spend your own money on it then".

>> No.16832708

>>16832698
>bland

Now now. They may be popular but that doesn't mean they're bland. But I agree, it's nice to see art of unpopular girls

>> No.16832707

>>16832698
Barometzes isn't exactly popular.

>> No.16832711

Anyone have link to imgur with all MGE 2 bonus pics?

>> No.16832717

>>16832698
Which not bland not popular girl do you think needs to be drawn then

>> No.16832721

>>16832680
>>16832684
Would you help her defend the first flame? Would you futilely try to help her keep her sanity?

>> No.16832729

>>16832702
Excellently done, fellow man of patrician taste.

>> No.16832759
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16832759

Which MG would appreciate coffee the most, and have fun drinking it?

>> No.16832761

>>16830970
>>16830974
>>16830982
>>16832689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pWC-4dx3Q0

>> No.16832769

>>16832759
Hakutakus.

>> No.16832774

>>16831571
>>16831985
>>16832182
Talked to exet and confirmed Kamaitachi is undergoing some changes to her profile so KC pushed the release back and opted to move ahead with Ochimusha instead of waiting until he was finished.

>> No.16832778

>>16832759
Rachnera.

I would marry her on the spot.

>> No.16832779

>>16832774
Interesting. Wonder if he felt that the whole cutting gimmick was too similar to redcap.

>> No.16832781

>>16832706
>>16832708
>>16832717
I've seen this situation enough times to know whatever is said, will be argued and denied. Mantis... and the need for MGs to be given black sclera mainly the aquatic ones like sahuagin and bishop.

>> No.16832786

>>16832759
Holstaurus, with her own milk.

>> No.16832787

>>16832781
Ew no. Black sclera is good on those hot ass evil girls but it's shit on pure ones.

>> No.16832789

>>16832781
Well, I'm just saying that no MG in MGE really is "bland" and just because a girl is popular doesn't mean she's "bland". They're popular because they aren't "bland"

>> No.16832793

>>16832781
I thought you were going to say some really hipster girl after that post, mantis has ten times more art than a lot of girls.

>> No.16832797

>>16832787
Not that guy but

>implying Black Sclera Unicorn wouldn't be balling out of control

I thought I knew you anons better.

>> No.16832800

>>16832787
This

>> No.16832802

>>16832721
Nope.
Gonna bring on the age of dark after beating her into submission.

Gonna take her home afterwards and help her find a new life.

>> No.16832810

>>16832797
Maybe it could work on a bicorn, but if a Unicorn was like that she better be ready to not marry anyone.

>> No.16832817

>>16832706
>>16832781
>>16832793
Which MG has the LEAST art?
Are there any that just plain don't have any?

>> No.16832837

>>16832817
pot devil probably has the least.

>> No.16832840

>>16832817
I want to say Ant Arachne, Jinn of the Jar is a meme of sorts and has a tiny bit of art, Ant Arachne is just straight up ignored.

Even Charybdis and Kesaran Pasaran get more attention.

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16832842

>>16832817
Never seen any art, story, mention, or anything at all about this girl. Don't even understand why she was created in the first place if she gets nothing

>> No.16832848
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16832848

>>16832842
She got animated at least and people used to joke about getting high on them.

>> No.16832849

>>16832842
>check my archive of 5,800 MGE images sorted by girl
>Kesran Pasaran
>0
Wow.

>> No.16832854
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16832854

>>16832787
Black Sclera can allow for cute expressions.

>> No.16832855

>>16832698
I mean, I don't see anyone getting art of Kobolds and I just commissioned him for those.

>> No.16832856

>>16832842
She looks like something that would fit as a decoration for my dick.

>> No.16832857

>>16832854
Devils are really cute.

>> No.16832858

>>16832849
>5,800 MGE
Wew, where did you get so much?

>> No.16832859

>>16832856
She'd love to be used as a decoration for your dick.

>> No.16832860

>>16832842
>This was a danger to humans before the DL changed everything into girls

>> No.16832864

>>16832817

The Jinn of the Jar has no art that's not a meme to my knowledge. She's the single on that has no art at all too, I mean, even the Ant Arachne and Kesaran Pasaran has more than it.

>> No.16832866

>>16832854
Works mostly for girls with a darker color scheme.

>> No.16832869

>>16832858
I'm guessing pixiv, tumblr and twitter.

Gelbooru has 2k and it's missing a lot, if not most of the art out there.

>> No.16832877

>>16832864
>The Jinn of the Jar
Who?

>> No.16832879

>>16832869
Yes, plus this thread, DA, literally anywhere that has MGE art I save and sort.

>> No.16832880

>>16832859
Guess that's it then. I'd use her most of the time as a nice little cock sock.

>> No.16832881
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16832881

>>16832877
Rude.

>> No.16832885

>>16832879
Do you think you can pile up that lot and upload it somewhere?

>> No.16832888

>>16832881
Cute! Going to reach my hand in!

>> No.16832890

>>16832877

The 'Mimic, the less known pot version' girl.

>> No.16832891

Where can I find a cute, indecent girl to eat out through her panties? Intelligence and a lewd grin while I do it are required too.

>> No.16832893

>>16832842
You must be kinda new. She was used as a drug joke for a very long time.

>>16832840
We're going to far to the oldies here that everyone knows. The real forgotten stuff are the middle ones that got a mention when they came out and are totally forgotten afterward.

Like the triple weasels or the phantom.

>> No.16832895

>>16832891
>eat a girl out through her panties
>you're pulling fuzz out of your mouth for weeks

>> No.16832897

>>16832879
It's still too many imo, does it include "not-mge but looks close enough" and very crude sketches?
Torrent when? I can trade it for dozen of rare pics from Russian facebook. Once I sort that thing out

>> No.16832898

>>16832885
There's still some work to be done as far as labelling and sorting multi-pics but that's the eventual plan.
I might just upload everything I have now in it's state and let others sort through it.

>> No.16832902

>>16832891
There are a lot of girls who's 'clothes' are actually just formed by them magically or are part of their bodies. Quite a lot.

>> No.16832905

>>16832891
Outing out through the panties is really lewd. I'd definitely do that.

>> No.16832906

>>16832898
I'd be very thankful and pleased if you did that. I used to have a lot of pics myself, but rest in peace my HD.

>> No.16832912

>>16832898
That sounds nice, like an easter egg hunt but with waifus.

>> No.16832914

>>16832897
>It's still too many imo, does it include "not-mge but looks close enough"
No, I only save things I can confirm are intended to be MGE girls.
>very crude sketches?
Yes, all images regardless of content are saved if it's MGE. There's futa, monster boy stuff, etc. I'm not here to judge the content, I just collect it.
Also, I number all the images with different versions so I'd say probably 10-15% of that count is sketches in varying states leading up to a final product.
I also included all HD MGE girls and the full Enty archive in the count so that's around 400 images in total.

>> No.16832919

>>16832891
I'd say JubJub but intelligence is missing for that.
So... maybe a Dark Mage or an Imp/Arch-Imp? Or a Blue Oni, they're smart.

>> No.16832939

>>16832919
I would love to each out a JubJub through her panties while she's in pure ecstasy.

>> No.16832944

>>16832914
>I'm not here to judge the content, I just collect it
That's fair enough, a good archive for MGE is useful since it's pretty niche.

>> No.16832951
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16832951

You're accosted by this MG in a wedding dress. She says your cum is going in her mouth, and then you're going to be her Husband.

How do you escape without breaking her heart? Hard mode: You can't say you already have a Waifu.

>> No.16832953

>>16832906
HDD are dirt-cheap nowadays, you can get 5TB for 100$ for and shit

>> No.16832957

>>16832939
>Drooling out the side of her mouth, face in absolute bliss, heart pupils rolling around as she throws her head back and forth
>Hips rolling, pushing up into you, girlcum oozing everywhere
>Wings fluttering, trying to push your head in more, or coming up to try and squeeze her head from the sheer insane pleasure she's feeling
>Moaning in one long string, calling your name, begging you to rip her panties off and stick your tongue in directly, breathing fast and heavy every time she cums

>> No.16832963

>>16832914
>There's futa, monster boy stuff, etc. I'm not here to judge the content, I just collect it.

That's pretty retarded.

>> No.16832971

>>16832951
Try my best to stall her while I get the address of a friend who is really lonely and in need of a wife.

That or convince her I'm already married.

>> No.16832973

>>16832963
That's fine, I know it's not something most people into MGE care for.

>> No.16832975

>>16832891
>Indecent girl that's also cute
>Functional panties
>Intelligence
>Lewd grinning

Sounds like a Trumpart or a Cheshire. Gremlin might fit the bill, too. I'd say Dark Mage, but she doesn't hit the 'cute' part well enough for me, she's just lewd.
Oh, I just imagined a turbolewd Tengu. Damn.

>> No.16832981

>>16832914
>monster boy
>futa

Then it's not MGE?

>> No.16832982

>>16832914
It would take some time to organize everything up considering the amount of stuff there is.

>>16832953
Yeah, I learned my lesson and got one.

>> No.16832984

>>16832914
Nah, that's okay. I'm not autistic enough to get triggered by it
So torrent or archive upload when?

>> No.16832987

Oh fucking boy, here we go again.

>> No.16832989

>>16832957
Stop anon! You're making me diamonds!

>> No.16832991

>>16832951
I wouldn't need to say anything, one look and she'd know that I have a waifu.

>> No.16832992

Plant and Bug girls deserve no love, stories, or greentexts and deserve to fade into obscurity.

>> No.16832996

>>16832914
So what you do with many grills in a pic? Put the same pic in many folders?

>> No.16833008

>>16832996
I started to but that seemed dumb and there's some pics with 20+ girls.
That's on the list of things I never got around to figuring out.
Now they just go in one giant multi folder.

>> No.16833013

>Demon childhood friend.
>Sophisticated and lewd.
>Never had you sign any contract. Apparently her heart already belongs to you, and she'll treasure yours forever.

Is there a better Waifu?

>> No.16833017

>>16833013
>Taking out the main centerpiece of a Monstergirl's identity
Like its cute but sign the damn paper already anon.

>> No.16833021

Oppai loli jinkos!

>> No.16833022

>>16833013
Like >>16833017 said.

Just sign it. It's what demons are all about. Takes only about 5 seconds of writing for an eternity of happiness. And it will canonically make the relationship better.

>> No.16833024

>>16833021
Shortstack > oppai loli

>> No.16833025

>>16832984
Working on it now.

>>16832982
Yeah, I started this archive maybe a year and a half ago? Kinda snowballed into what it is now and I don't have the time to go in-depth giving it a detailed structure.

>> No.16833026

>>16833017
I already did. It said "For offering everything to me, I promise you eternal pleasure." That doesn't only mean sex. The first thing I asked is that she truly love me, and she said I didn't need a contract for that.

>> No.16833028

I want to sign a Demon's contract with a fake name.

>> No.16833030

>>16833021
Sitting on your lap and chuffing as you massage her breasts?

>> No.16833034

>>16833024
Shortstacks are grown up oppai lolis!

I want to find the village of those jinkos so I can play with the cubs!

>>16833030
Yep, she'd have flushed cheeks but still be as stoic as always despite the chuffing.

>> No.16833039

>>16833034
I'm sure that stoicness would start to break the moment you take off her top and start playing with her nipples.

>> No.16833040

>>16833021
I've had a hankerin for Oppai lolis in general recently.

>> No.16833044

>>16833039
Teasing her chest
Scratching her ears
Rubbing the base of her tail

You could do a lot of things to get her squirming.

>>16833040
Same, I go in waves over what I want.

>> No.16833045
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16833045

>>16833017

>> No.16833046

>>16833040
>>16833044
Red pill me on the best oppai loli. Hard mode, no Holstaur or mino.

>> No.16833048

>>16833044
>You could do a lot of things to get her squirming.
Like whispering in her eyes that you're going to do her raw as you reach a hand between her legs?

It's things like that which start up a monster's instincts.

>> No.16833051
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16833051

>>16833045
FUCK

>> No.16833053

>>16833046
Oppai loli Anubis with a complex about her height.

>> No.16833054

>>16833046
Kuuderes or genkis.
That or smug girls whose tits you can bully.

>>16833048
Exactly.
The best bit is to get her going so that she jumps you and you don't tell her that you've used a sticky mushroom and manticore venom beforehand.

>> No.16833056

>>16833045
So this is what goes through a Demon's mind when anon is trying to court her.

>> No.16833058

>>16833046
Devils and Imps.

>> No.16833061

>>16833045
Kek.

>> No.16833068

>>16832881
>go to open the jar for those bangin' ass cookies
>instead get your finger sucked on by a little magical girl
Damn it all I wanted was a cookie.

>> No.16833077

>>16833068
>she's too shy to do come out of the jar
>you have to stick your dick in the jar for her to lick it while staying out of view as much as she can

>> No.16833079

>>16833054
>Oppai loli lizardman
>Always jumps out challenging you to a fight
>Always slap her tits so hard she falls over from their shifting weight
>sobs that she'll get you next time as you dry her tears and get her some milk Holstaur milk, that you've been giving her ever since you found her, which has led to her rapid chest production that will only continue

>> No.16833080

>>16833068
Suck her back as revenge.

>> No.16833081
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16833081

>>16833046
Oppai loli Oomukade with the smugness to match Yupiel

>> No.16833087

>>16833079
Fantastic.
Gonna keep that up Till she finally admits defeat because her chest is too large on her small frame for her to fight effectively.

THEN the intense breeding will begin.

>> No.16833098

>>16833079
I'd let her beat me so she can feel pride.

>> No.16833100

>>16833077
Someone seeing you holding a jar with both hands and thrusting your dick inside would be seriously awkward. If you cum on the jar, is it a bukkake?

>> No.16833101

>None of us will ever be given a tailjob by a Kitsune.

>> No.16833104

>>16833081
>reaction images

>> No.16833109

>>16833101
Hurts.

>> No.16833110

>>16833087
>>16833098
>Leaps out to challenge you again
>"Anon! This time you wooooOOAH!"
>Her breasts' swaying weight sends her flinging over end, falling on her side in a heap
>"Uwaah! I... I meant to... sniff..."
>Starts sobbing, hiding her head into her cleavage
>"I-its not fair! I-I just wanted to b-beat you once so we could go on adventures a-and, and... I'm a f-failure! Waah!"
>Her tits are soon soaked with tears, her little dagger dropped by her side
You must be heartless if you don't try and teach her how to control her weight so she can one day grow up to be your humongous-tittied fighting sidekick.

>> No.16833116
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16833116

Confused looking monster girls with interrogation marks on their heads

>> No.16833119

>>16832951
I want her to shove her tongue into my mouth

>> No.16833122

>>16833110
Well yeah, I'd probably just put on my biggest grin and take her on adventures with me while training her in the way of oppai combat!
She'd probably start to notice that a lot of my recurring villains have large chests though.

This is totally a coincidence though.

Really.

She's also getting all the free milk she can drink.

>> No.16833127

>>16833110
I'd take her on adventures with me and make her feel great by assigning her my body guard.

>> No.16833129

Milkposters are obnoxious faggots.

>> No.16833135

>>16833129
Milkposters?

>> No.16833139

>>16833122
>>16833127
Good men. She'll be so happy to finally be chasing her dreams, and her unique fighting style will keep them guessing as she perfects it even further.
She'll never forget all those times you defeated her though, and will demand sparring all the time after her daily drink.

>> No.16833155

>>16833139
How big are her tits going to get?

>> No.16833157

>>16833139
It would be the life I dream of.
First adventure is to hunt down the 'Spider of Kouicha' and her gang of busty arachnes!

And I welcome daily sparing after her daily milk!

It will build strong bonds!



I'm also torn between having her 'grow up' to just be an ultra stacked shortstack or if she'll grow up to be a super tall titty monster.

>> No.16833163
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16833163

One day you take the time to visit an aquarium, only to see this inside. She's trying to get your attention from behind the glass. You should greet her!

>> No.16833167

>>16833163
Should I wave back or go up to the glass and try to communicate with her?

>> No.16833168

>>16833155
That's up to how long you keep giving her your 'special secret strength-building adventurer's drink'
>>16833157
It is a hard decision. There's merits to both, to be sure.

>> No.16833173

>>16833168
Guess she'll be at least the size of a small house then.

>> No.16833175

>>16833173
Well I don't think that's quite possible, there's a limit

>> No.16833181

>>16833175
A car then?

>> No.16833187

>>16833181
Well, they can't be bigger than the entire rest of her body. I think that's the KC imposed limit.
Damn though anon. That's some serious chounyuu right there.

>> No.16833189

>>16833163
I'm scared of aquatic monster girls.

>> No.16833191

>>16833135
Not him, but now that he mentions it, I've noticed people bringing up Holstaur/Hathor milk an awful lot whenever oppai lolis start getting posted.
I guess that's what he means. Personally, I don't care since it's usually canon enough anyway.

>> No.16833193

>>16833168
I'll let nature take its course.
Nature said tall.

I'd probably go until she's got breasts the size of the Matsu-Sensei minotaur.

>> No.16833194

>>16833157
I'd say ultra shortstack. She'd be renowned as the 'Soft scaled cannonball' and a master in her own right. And your faithful wife as well.

>> No.16833195

>>16833163
>Do not tap the glass.
You wouldn't disobey the sign, would you?

>> No.16833198

>>16833187
Then they will be the size of her body. I think that much should be acceptable.

>> No.16833199

>>16833194
No doubt about that.
Some day we'd have to settle down though.
And she'd be getting ALL the kids that day.

>> No.16833200

>>16833193
How tall though- taller than you or just normal sized? Would be pretty funny to go from her being short and bullyable to suddenly taller than you and able to slap you around with her tits instead of you slapping them around.

>> No.16833204

>>16833198
Fair enough. Hope you're good at magical tailoring so she can wear a magic bra or something.

>> No.16833205

>>16833189
Make sure you don't travel by boat in MGE. A Kraken might pull your boat underwater just because she can.

At least you won't drown as there will be an aquatic MG waiting down there.

>> No.16833206

>>16833191
Is this a bad thing? Like I genuinely don't see an issue with it. Maybe he could tell me whats wrong with it.

I mean I have no problem with lactating Shortstacks because of Holst/Hathor milk.

>> No.16833207

>>16833200
I'm gonna go with Seven feet.

And just because I'm training her doesn't mean I won't be training as well.

Gonna be able to take her on even when she's big, muscled, and beyond busty.

>> No.16833213

>>16833205
I don't think I could handle that.

>> No.16833214

>>16833207
>walking along a path alone
>the only indication of anything out of the ordinary is a momentary ruffle of leaves, but it's enough for you to jump back just as she suddenly appears above and slams down just where you were
>Ensues into long elaborate battle, which turns into battle-sex, which turns into normal sex where you both milk each other in your own ways
Good end.

>> No.16833217

>>16833204
Oh, I'll just tell her to put a small scale on top of her nipples and we should be good.

>> No.16833221

>>16833206
If someone's annoyed it's no big deal man. Could just ignore it.

>> No.16833225

>>16833217
Scale? What do you mean by that?

>> No.16833226
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16833226

>>16833191
Milkposting

>> No.16833230

>>16833214
That it would be.
That it would be.

>> No.16833233

>>16833226
Sweet succ. Bit deformish but sweet nontheless.

>> No.16833238

>>16833226
Seeing her nipples and that FAT BULGE through her clothes kind've ruins it. Not bad otherwise.

>> No.16833239

Does anyone else feel like living with an Automaton would be awkward? She'd be so emotionless and sort of scary/intimidating in a way.

But anyway, I'd love to have an overprotective Automaton at my side who loves me.

>> No.16833240

I'd actually breed the Siths if they didn't have those goddamned furry faces. Full body hair be damned, their faces just fucking kill it for me.

That includes Polt/Liz style noses for a no-go.

>> No.16833241

>>16833205
>Make sure you don't travel by boat in MGE. A Kraken might pull your boat underwater just because she can.

In all seriousness, that would be pretty terrifying. One moment you're relaxing in a boat on the open sea, then the next you suddenly have a giant white tentacle trying to pull you down into the sea with no way out.

>> No.16833244

>>16833226
>Puffy vulva and Nipples

My penis has reached it's maximum length.

>> No.16833246

>>16833225
She is a lizard and has scales.

>> No.16833248
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16833248

>>16833241
I bet Krakens look real cutiepie if the breach though.

>> No.16833252

>>16833246
Oh. so just to cover them. I was more talking about making it so she can actually walk with them...

>> No.16833255

>>16833239
All kuu girls are awkward, that's their whole thing.

>> No.16833259

>>16833252
He's probably just going to make her carry them.
Or put them in the cart or something.

>> No.16833268

Melon's streaming loods again, mom help.

>> No.16833271

>>16833252
Like the other anon there said, I'll give her a little cart to drive them around, maybe attach some balloons to it or just have her drag it around, though that would cause damage to the environment.

>> No.16833276

>>16833268
>lewd gremlin
Oh boy.

>> No.16833279

>>16833268
There is no Mom, only the juicy green rinds of lewd.

>> No.16833282

>>16833239
I'd fair a lot better than I would with genki or chuuni varieties of monster.

>> No.16833284

>>16833276
What body part does it focus on?

>> No.16833288

>>16833248
That's a grumpy Kraken.

>> No.16833290
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16833290

>>16833288
Her man just missed the mark a bit.

>> No.16833294

>>16833268
Nice, I can't wait for him to do mine.

>> No.16833296

>>16833284
He's still in the construction phase but it looks like she's sat on a bed and spreading her legs.

>> No.16833298

>>16833290
But that spot is lewd.

>> No.16833301

>>16833290
>Squeeze a Giant Slug's funbags like that
>She just 'ufufufu's when you can't remove your hands due to the stickiness

>> No.16833302

>>16833298
That's the optimal place for Kraken massages. it settles her Ink, or something. Even moreso if you put your head in there. Don't be distracted by the tentacle onahole she's making.

>> No.16833307

>>16833301
We need more POV art of different monsters' funbags being squeezed and their reactions

>> No.16833310

>>16833302
This doesn't seem right.

>> No.16833323

>>16833310
Quiet anon. Kraken-san has needs.

>> No.16833329

>>16833323
But I don't like Krakens.

>> No.16833331

>>16833307
I'd prefer more PoV images of monster girls using their funbags on the viewer's dick.

>> No.16833338

>>16833329
Not yet

>> No.16833341

>>16833329
Then you better not get near one.

>> No.16833344

>>16833338
Never ever.

>> No.16833351

>>16830994
Wait is this official? Did those two really end up together?

>> No.16833383

>>16831971
>>16832024
She better and if she doesn't you can always have an individual who does

>>16833163
Sharks are dangerous, you should only ever greet one if there is a physical barrier between you and her such as a cage

>> No.16833390

>>16833383
But they're actually cutie nurse wannabes on the inside

>> No.16833394

>>16833255
>>16833282
I guess you just learn to live with the kuu

>> No.16833402

>>16831685
>Chubby Demons need to exercise.
Not if she's just the perfect amount of chub.

>> No.16833404

>>16833307
>>16833331
>Getting cornered by a Giant Slug
>NOPE.jpg
>Reach for your pouch of meat-salt
"Looking for this?"
>She's just smugly smiling at you
"Smells like salt. We can't have that now, can we? Unless you're a pervert. But I can't imagine why you would be~"
>Undoes her dress' top, huge pornstar tier breasts jiggling out, looking immensely soft
>Your hands stick to them like nothing else as she places them on, panting and moaning as you knead the pliable flesh, her two antennae twitching as she leans in close to kiss your neck
>Grunt in pain, pulling your hands off with some difficulty. There's some kind of keratin spine or dart in your neck, the blood rushing down to your nethers
"Something to help you get in the mood. Call it a sort of 'love dart'."
>TFW her breasts edging you for what feels like an eternity with their stickiness, her entire body seeming to melt in with yours when she fucks you, pleasantly massaging your legs with the undulations of her lower body's underside
>TFW polynesian sex with a Giant Slug that lasts for an entire week as she loves and dotes on you, never letting you go
>TFW it rains on the eighth day after you'd gotten to at least learn her name,
and the cycle starts all over

>> No.16833411

>>16833390
It's not really nursing if she is one who sexually destroys you in the first place

>> No.16833412

>>16833163

It's proper manners to greet her, so I would.

>> No.16833420

>>16833394
I'd probably find a normal or cheerful monster and move away before we even progress our relationship that much. Kuus are not for me.

>> No.16833422

>>16833404
Now there's a lady who knows how to get what she wants.
Imagine the oozing, shlucky sticky sounds as she smothers you again and again and again. I'd go crazy slowly motorboating those giant tits as she rides me endlessly

>> No.16833426

>>16833404
I want to get oozed by a tittymonster giant slug!

>> No.16833431
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16833431

You can mock a Wight's small breasts all you want but you know you can't resist her butt

>> No.16833436
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16833436

>>16833404
Slugs and snails aren't shown enough love.

>> No.16833441

>>16833404
>>16833422
I do like the slimy aspect of them without them actually being slimes.
And big jiggly tits on top of that, all lathered up and gooping with stickyness is just perfectly lewd.

>> No.16833443

>>16833431
So much Wight art lately, I'm not complaining because they're amazing.

>> No.16833447

>>16833431
That's quite an ass right there
Turns out Naav can do butts as well as or even better than he can do fronts

>> No.16833449

>>16833431
Can I tease her about her feet instead?

>> No.16833453

>>16833431
I still prefer big ones, but damn I would fuck that ass until my dick dissapears.

>> No.16833454
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16833454

>>16833431
About time he drew her phenomenal backside.

>> No.16833455

>>16833431
I wanna ruffle her hair and tell her she'll grow up into a fine lady some day.
I'll even see if some of my daughterus want to play with her sometime.

>> No.16833468
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16833468

>>16833431
>that asscrack behind the lingerie
Lewd.

>> No.16833470

>>16833449
>Teasing a monster girl about her feet
This is how you get stepped on until you cum

Feets are hard to draw, KC only recently managed to make them look good

>> No.16833472

>>16833431
Im not a lolicon Im not a lolicon Im not a lolicon Im not a lolicon Im not a lolicon Im not a lolicon Im not a lolicon

>> No.16833473

>>16833470
She can't step on me if I'm standing up!

>> No.16833476

>>16833472
You're a lolicon.

>> No.16833477

>>16833472
>Draw a mature sexy grown woman's ass
>Call it a loli
It aint fair

>> No.16833478

>>16833468
I would MG Nero so hard.
SO HARD

>> No.16833487

>>16833476
"Nu-huh! It's only the body I like so I'm not a lolicon!"

>> No.16833493

>>16833472
Just admit it, there's nothing wrong with wanting to breed that wight.

>> No.16833496

>>16833487
"I'm ganna feed my Wight waifu lolicon potions all the time because I'm not a lolicon!"

>> No.16833499

>>16833426
>>16833422
>Throw salt on a Tittymonster Giant Slug
>She ends up getting lolified and starts tearing up, her clothes slipping off
>There comes a sound at first, but grows and crescendos when she starts sliding towards you, scarily fast
DEJA VU
>Getting into a high speed and octane chase by a Loli-Slug
>Crying about how big bad mean Anon shrunk her with salt, telling you it's your duty to make it all better
>Eventually get toppled over, sweating and panting as she wastes no time slipping you into her loli snatch
>She starts fucking you with reckless, wanton abandon, complaining about how she's so dry and how much it sucks
>Leans down and tries to drink your saliva with sticky kisses, her pussy desperately trying to milk you for all you're worth
>Unburden yourself of the first load, the Loli Slug letting out an intensely long and loud orgasmal shriek
>Her breasts full out from an A cup to a C,
her stomach getting a little bit more of the soft and pudginess
"More... I want more!"
>Can't think, can't move, can only get milked of your potential children and seed by the Slug until she's back to her natural ARA ARA form
>Suffocated under colossal funbags as she croons about how you're such a naughty boy who needs to be punished
>How she's going to teach you a lesson,
with her pussy, and her womb
"Oh yes. You and I are going to make a child.
We'll love it and raise it together and have a nice house with a white fence! You'll never need to look for love anywhere else."
>TFW years later you're having the awkward talk with your twin daughters how they were conceived and their mother adds in that she folded on top of you completely, holding your hands, letting you suck her nipples as that climactic orgasm tore through you both and your seed flooded her womb and egg

>> No.16833506

>>16833477
The loli body type accentuates the ass, that why loli ass is so attractive

>>16833487
Well, you can always keep face by saying you like "petite" girls

>> No.16833516

>>16832984
>>16832982
>>16832912
>>16832906
>>16832897
>>16832885
Here's the archive archive discussed earlier.
Final count was around 5,200 images. Gazer and Manticore are unsorted.
There's probably dupes spread throughout some folders.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B54GPbp4lQpYRk1xX0JpcGVvQVk

>> No.16833517

>>16833499
Any Monstergirl who can go canonically do breast expansion is already an A in my book
Full body expansion/age progression elevates it even further
And the aforementioned sloppy slimy smothering brings it up to SSS tier
Fuck man, don't tell me I have to put Giant Slug on my list of favorites now too

>> No.16833518

>>16833499
Ahem. Yes. YES.

>> No.16833524

>>16833516
Alrighty then, I appreciate your hard work, anon. Thank you kindly!

>> No.16833525

How would you protect the smile of a girl who lost the person she loves most? https://pastebin.com/TH5TPdcV

>> No.16833526

>>16833499
This is hitting so many fetishes it isn't even funny
>>16833517
This, canonical body expansion is an instant top spot for me

>> No.16833531

>You'll never meet your waifu when she arrests you for dangerous street racing in custom muscle cars.
>You'll never meet your waifu after the two of you beat the shit out of each other in a boxing tournament
>You'll never meet your waifu after she finds you bleeding out in an alley and nurses you to health.
>You'll never meet your waifu after saving her from a rival mob hit.
These are weird feels. I don't know what to make of them.

>> No.16833532

>>16833496
"I sure hope she doesn't want me to dom her!"

>> No.16833536

>>16833516
>exceeds 4gb
This better not be dolphin porn. Really though, thanks anon.

>> No.16833537

>>16833431
MATING PRESS THAT WIGHT.

>> No.16833538

>>16833526
>>16833517
My brethren!

>> No.16833542

>>16833536
It's too big mang. Run while you can.

>> No.16833544

>>16833516
It's going to be a hassle going through all that and deleting the monster boy trash and futa shit

But thanks

>> No.16833546

>>16833536
Closest to Dolphins you get is some Mershark.

>>16833544
It's not that much honestly. All the trash (Yuri, futa, monster boy, yaoi) is less than 50 images total.

>> No.16833549

>>16833531
I'm fond of the escape from slavers only to walk into a manticores cave myself.

>> No.16833551

>>16833542
Many a size queen monstergirl have been told that by their friends. You know none of them listened.

>> No.16833554

>>16833538
Brothuuuuur

>> No.16833558

>>16833431
Do undead children grow? How exactly does it work?

>> No.16833559

>>16833554
Liquiiiiiiid!

>> No.16833560

I think Snake girls are the best irl animals. Wouldn't mind a story about a keeper, like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ7kzCb37pw

>> No.16833565

>>16833558
Undead in MGE are just normal people but cold and can probably stop aging whenever they want.

>> No.16833568

>>16833551
Considering incubization is possible. Those size queens must be happy.

>> No.16833571

I need to sleep, but I keep waking up too early. How can I find a girl to cuddle with and fuck so I can go back to sleep? Please no Yetis. It's hot here.

>> No.16833572

>>16833571
Dormouse.

>> No.16833573

>>16833549
>The usual manticore bit starts until she sees the lash marks, the barely closed wounds and the bleeding indents where anon slipped his wrists out of his shackles.
>"Who did this to you?"
>The manticore pounces him, a look of pure fury on her face.
>"WHO DID THIS TO YOU?"
>When the slavers came for anon,
they found only the fury of a Manticore waiting for them.

>And for the first time in a long time,
bandaged and in the Manticore's warm embrace, anon slept soundly.

>> No.16833575
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>>16833478
I do as well.

>> No.16833576

>>16833551
>Anon has through exposure to various things become an Incubus with a massive shlong
>Size queen succubus thinks he's just an easy husband to snatch up
>seduces him with magic and quickly shoves his flaccid dick in her mouth to work him up
>Her look of pleasant surprise turns into worry turns into horror as he comes to full mast while lodged in her throat

>> No.16833577

>>16833571
Go to /x/ and find out how to summon a Succubus.

If you're feeling sad anon they'll send you a Cuddle succubus who will stroke your head and tell you everything will be alright.

>> No.16833579

>>16833576
DEMON KING CLIVE

>> No.16833580

>>16833568
A lot of them are probably fairies or shortstacks that want to get STRETCHED.

>> No.16833590

>>16833575
Cutest roman emperor.

>> No.16833591

>>16833526
>>16833518
>>16833517
Didn't expect people to like it that much since the Slugs lolifying from salt is one of the things from the profile people seem to ignore.

>> No.16833594

>>16833575
It is natural to want to UMU the UMU.

I feel she'd be a Gryphon. The Aquila of Rome and all that.

>> No.16833595

>>16833591
If it leads to expansion and age progression it's hot as hell.
Gotta start small to get the process of getting big

>> No.16833599

>>16833591
>Ignoring parts of monstergirl profiles
I mean to each their own but that just seems silly to me.

>> No.16833600
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16833600

>>16833594
She could also work as a Werewolf due to Romulus.

>> No.16833601

>>16833560
Seriously, this is so cute at 1:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WajgUQLfGhM

>> No.16833602

>>16833577
I'm not really sad, just tired and annoyed at waking up too quickly. Also IRL succubi don't exist and would try to eat my soul.

>> No.16833606

>>16833600
Possibly, a Gryphon is nice and regal though.

>> No.16833608

>>16833580
I don't think I'd want to STRETCH a fairy or Shortstack. I'd rather eat them out first and STRETCH them gently when they want it.

>> No.16833614

>>16833551
>size queen baphomet getting the smug fucked out of her by a giant cock hammering on her womb
>she asks for time out to recompose herself but it's too late and she's reduced to an ahegaoing fool
>from that day onwards the local sabbath branch converts from worshipping large breasts to worshipping large cocks and all the local familiars are lining up to have a one on one session with anon who now works as the head priest

>> No.16833618

>>16833608
Actually, eating out a fairy would still STRETCH them, just to not as much an extent. They'd still get that satisfaction. Unless they really want to be horrifically STRRETTCHED by a full Incubus cock. Which sounds hot.

>> No.16833620

>>16833594
Griffon would work for her, although her 'protection' would probably be over rome....not that it wouldn't stop her from being a wee bit of a hedonist.

>>16833600
Dangerous Beast is the best CE to happen to Go...outside of any Florence ones

>> No.16833622

I want a slow-moving, mellow slug girl with a gloomy personality.

>> No.16833624

>>16833622
Does sound quite nice. Bet their ooze is relaxing too once you get used to it.

>> No.16833628

>>16833618
I can picture a little haughty tsun Fairy insulting me who's secretly a size queen.

She's getting a good stretching all right. But first I'll eat her out while holding her down.

>> No.16833632

>>16833614
I meant worshipping small breasts, oops.

>> No.16833642

>>16833525
I wouldn't be able to if I was dead

>> No.16833643

>>16833431
Did Anon walked into her room again? He really learned nothing from the last time.

>> No.16833647

>>16833628
Remember to plug up your fairies afterwards, they love to prove that they did the deed.

>> No.16833648

>>16833628
>Anon winds up the servant of a Fairy Ojou
>She's rude and domineering in public but once they get to the bedroom she's begging him to use her stretchy fairy pussy like an onahole as hard as he wants.
Masochistic Size Queens are scary!

>> No.16833652

>>16833647
But she'll be unable to fly and will have a large bulge!

Just how I like it. I'll even carry her around.

>> No.16833653

>>16833647
I'd normally just press my fairy so that all the cum ends up in a container, then I pop her in there.

>> No.16833655

>>16833648
That's lewd. But I approve.

>> No.16833658

>>16833647
>>16833648
How lewd!

>> No.16833662

>You will never have a Gremlin Waifu who cosplays as Midna
>Full body paint mixed with specks of Demonic Silver.
>Edges herself for a few days so she'll be all over you.

This should really exist.

>> No.16833663

>>16833655
>>16833658
That's not even getting into her clinging to it afterwards to pump the rest of anon's cum all over her with a bodyjob.

>> No.16833666
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16833666

>>16833244
I try to keep it to just one a thread but I liked your reaction.

>> No.16833669

>>16833663
>Glob after glob oozing out over her bloated body as she laughs and bathes in it in a lewd haze
Unf.

>> No.16833672
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16833672

>No small, clever leprechaun girls with the gift of gab
>You'll never be flirted with by a 4-foot-nothin' redhead wearing black buckled shoes and a gold-buttoned green jacket
>With rows of eye-catching freckles and a single gold tooth that she likes to show off

>"Well ain't yer a looker 'n sittin' 'round like a knackered muppet!? 'Oy aboyt we go out on the lash together? Git proper langered. maybe save de snoggin' for lay-ra but still 'av a craic."

>> No.16833676

>>16831971
I like the skull on the sheath. Looks kinda funny

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16833679

>>16833531
I want to drift past the monster police on the mountain while they hear muffled eurobeat fade into the night

>> No.16833684

>>16833672

>You will never have a game of 'strip riddles' with a feisty redheaded shortstack

>> No.16833686
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>>16833676

>> No.16833693

>>16833672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxBKgOyMzSc

I've been meaning to do a Leprechaun story for a while now. But at this rate it'll probably never happen.

>> No.16833698

>>16833663
>>16833669
How can so much lewd be packed into such a small girl?

I'm going to cake her in my cum and make sure all her holes are packed with my goo.

>> No.16833700

>over half the commission artists on the google doc are closed
>some like teru are closed forever and they still say open
I've been trying to avoid repeating artists, but what are some good commission artists that are open right now?

>> No.16833703

>>16833679
>Cheshire Cop and her Ogre partner are chilling on a lazy night's patrol.
>Suddenly https://youtu.be/SRbhLtjOiRc
>15 muscle cars come drifting past and just as quickly are gone.
>And the two monstergirl cops have no idea what just happened.

>> No.16833709

>>16833686
>Look at this badass!
>What kind of stance is that? You ever held a sword before?
>Sure hope you didn't like your pelvis too much.

>> No.16833712

>>16833700
I don't know anon. I've found that plenty of artists are willing to work with you if you message them about commissions or even requests, just find a handful of people you like and go from there.

>> No.16833714

>>16833703
I could see Gremlins make a living from modifying cars.

>Only 8 cylinders? You should have gone for 14!

>> No.16833719

>>16833714
Do you think there's a Gremlin that worries that the Anon who frequents her garage is going to get caught and go to prison over the illegal street races he loves so much?

>> No.16833732

>>16833698
>literally drowning in it as you blast more and more of it all over her, her tiny hands some how holding onto the head of your twitching dick for dear life as wads continuously splooge into her face
>she finally loses her grip and falls back into a sizable puddle of it, utterly bloated with your cum oozing out of her pussy, ass, mouth and nostrils
>so much so from the last two that she's actually coughing it up with some difficulty breathing as she writhes about trying to keep her head above the pool of excessive baby batter
>she finally gets enough out that she can take a huge gasping breath and sputter to fill her lungs with air
>...before using her hands to shovel handfuls of cum in big globs back into her mouth, moaning and twitching in orgasm as she stuffs her face with it, gulping desperately like she'd die without it and occasionally gazing back up at you with heart pupiled eyes like you're the god damn cum-lord messiah
Girl's a freak. The good kind. Forget size queen, she's a cum queen.

>> No.16833739

>>16833732
She's kinky, I like that.

>> No.16833746

>>16833732
Golly

>> No.16833756

>>16833732
How would her classmates react to finding out a high class Ojou-sama like her was so dirty?
How would anon react to her promising to take care of him forever if he makes her his exclusive sex toy?

>> No.16833757

>>16833732
Sweatingman.jpg.webm.mp4.jesuschrist

>> No.16833761

>>16833719
She could invent devices that sabotage cop cars.

>> No.16833762

>>16833516
Yo, thank you very much. This is great.

>> No.16833765

>>16833732
I want to make her sleep in a sealed jar filled with my cum.

>> No.16833770

>>16833761
I was hoping for something a bit more tender anon. Mixed with her feelings that she just can't admit.

>>16833765
Okay anon, that's a bit much.
She might be a filthy girl but she deserves warm cuddles at night.

>> No.16833771

>Tfw you realise a Demon will never Hypnotise you with a warm and gentle personality to then turn you into a mindless husk that follows her every order, including mindlessly signing my life away on a contract

It kills me inside knowing I won't have this.

>> No.16833775

>>16833770
No, she gets the jar.

https://exhentai.org/s/6b1e7480ed/727114-53

>> No.16833777

>>16833516
>the picture of me in her folder
Didn't think anybody saved that.

>> No.16833778

>>16833777
I make it a point to save everything.

>> No.16833780

>>16833700
Cowfee is currently doing discounted commissions because his pc exploded.

Not sure if his style is what you're looking for but it's worth a look.

>> No.16833783

>>16833771
>No hypnosis-play with my Demon Waifu ever.
>She'll never gently coax my will away so all the stress can just melt away as she slowly hilts my dick into herself for slow polynesian sex all day long.
>I'll never wake up from the trance hours later with her cuddled up on top of me feeling refreshed and de-stressed.
Fuck.

>> No.16833786

>>16833771
>I'll never hypnotize a flayer to forget that she can flay

>> No.16833789

>>16833780
Thanks, I'll check him out

>> No.16833793

>>16833786
>A Flayer is so hated and ostracized, she wears a disguise and flays herself into believing she's not a Flayer.

>> No.16833796

>>16833783
I don't know what it is about hypnosis play that's so arousing.

Just the idea of having my mind blanked by a girl who takes control but gently loves me. I think it would work best if I was a young (not shota) priest of the Chief God. I'd have all my worries fade away while she takes control of my mind and makes me think of nothing else apart from her. Not really in a dominant mistress way but more in a "I'm going to make sure he loves me and I'll make sure all his worries fade away"

>> No.16833800

>>16833793
Sadly that wouldn't work out seeing how unique they are.

And now I kinda want to take a sad flayer home too.

>> No.16833808

>>16833796
I do wonder what it feels like to be affected by a charm spell. Seems similar to the temperament of a puppy, where everything's novel, wonderful and you seek to be spoiled.

>> No.16833809

>>16833796
It's arousing because it implies an implicit and deep trust between the parties. A willingness to float away and let her take complete control implies a deep and heartfelt love.

>> No.16833817

>>16833808
Your mind probably goes full bliss and you're very susceptible to listening to commands.

>>16833809
It's exactly what I want. Please can a demon take me away from ordinary life and make me her obedient and hypnotised husband?

>> No.16833820

>>16833516
Going through it now, some images in there I've never seen before and some noticeably missing.

I have to say though I really admire your level of autism, this organization is a thing of beauty. I have my own folders split into races but nothing like this. Do post the full thing when it's done, this is much appreciated.

>> No.16833827

>>16833817
She won't keep you under hypnosis all the time anon. Just when you need to decompress and eliminate the stress you've accumulated over the week. When you wake up from the trance you'll feel like brand new, and it'll be very pleasurable as she milks you dry during the trance.

>> No.16833832

>>16833827
Then I shall savour the moments I'm under her trance. When I'm truly free to feel her love.

>> No.16833835

>>16833800
>She flays herself into believing she's not a Flayer, but everyone eventually sees through it and hates her for it.
>But she doesn't understand. She isn't a Flayer. Why do they hate her?

>> No.16833840

>>16833516
Holy shit there's a lot of MGE content I didn't even knew existed.

I sincerely thank you great anon. I'm pretty new to monster girls in general (only about a year) and I think this collection will really help me solidify my love for them and my waifu. So again, I thank you very much.

>> No.16833843

>>16833835
This is were I would get another flayer to deflay her flaying and before she does anything rash I would give her a big squishy hug.

>> No.16833844

>>16833832
You'll feel her love all the time anon. It's just when you're under her trance she's free to show that love to the fullest for your sake.
She can even cure a migrane headache with her hypnosis.

>> No.16833845

>>16833531
>You will never meet your waifu when she shows up on your planet in some shiny-ass, fancy-looking ship claiming to be from fucking EARTH of all places, even though you damned well know all contact with the Sol system has been lost for at least four centuries now.
>You will never get to know her as you follow her along as a guide, making sure that her wide-eyed idealism and blatant naivete doesn't get her and her whole crew fuckin' killed while trying really REALLY hard to drive home the message that the known galaxy is a much rougher place than those old twentieth century Star Trek reruns she watches paint it to be.

>> No.16833847

>>16833843
Why not break through her flaying with your own words while she writhes and begs you to stop because she doesn't want to remember?
And then when she remembers and she's about to do it again you pull her into a big hug, kiss her dead on the lips and tell her that you love her no matter what.

>> No.16833850

>>16833844
I wouldn't have any barriers or walls put up in my mind so I'd be completely at ease. And the added benefits of curing head aches and migraines like you stated.

Hypnosis is so cool. And infact I found a bit of captioned art that perfectly describes what I want. And on top of that it's 2B! http://hypnohub.net/post/show/44684/caption_only-female_only-femdom-frombeyond_-manipp

I want a Demon to do that to me.

>> No.16833852

>>16833847
That can't work too and I'll even shove her tentacles inside my ears. Though I don't like them sexually.

>> No.16833853
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16833853

Why are /fit/ monster girls so best?

>> No.16833860

>>16833853
Because they make me want to work hard so they can depend on me too.

Gotta exercise for my waifu.

>> No.16833861

Slugs are gross and any Anon who likes them are equally gross. Fall of your horses.

>> No.16833863

>>16833861
No, you go jump off a duck.

>> No.16833864

>>16833516
I'm humbled and honored you included my amateur recolors. Sincerest thanks.

>> No.16833865 [DELETED] 

>>16833861
>Fall of your horses.

Is this a jojo reference

>> No.16833866

>>16833853
Gap moe and/or their ability to make one feel safe.
That and muscles are just sexy.

>> No.16833871

>>16833861
Why don't you make like a liliraune and go fuck yourself
I've just been looking for an excuse to use that one

>> No.16833876

>>16833853
Well personally I find them to be very attractive because I would feel protected in their embrace. I'd know who's boss of the house and who is the most powerful one, and I like that.

I'm a huge slut for abs so feeling my body pressed up against her athletic larger body would make me feel like I was protected. It just get even better when she'd start whispering to me that "everything is going to be ok because she is here for me".

I dunno man I just like being protected

>> No.16833881

>>16833516
You're missing the completed Dorome threesome pic. Allow me.
http://imgur.com/a/Fq4jR

>> No.16833883

>>16833881
Thanks, any extra links are always appreciated. 95% of these came from this thread.

>> No.16833885

>>16833516
Sheesh, you really did almost get everything, even the prints are there. You deserve a nice sex with your favorite monster for your hard work.

>> No.16833891

>>16833885
The man even had the high res ones. Although there was no Anubis, so that's a shame. But still fantastic work from him.

He definitely deserves that.

>> No.16833895

>>16833883
From what I can tell you have almost everything but may be missing some bicorn, siths and a few other images here and there.

The siths aren't a huge loss but I can upload them along with the bicorn if you like.

>> No.16833899

>>16833895
That would be much appreciated. Regardless of general thread consensus, I like to collect everything and anything MGE related, siths included of course.

>> No.16833900

>>16833861
Slugs are love, just because you gotta be a shameless slut to love one doesn't mean they're bad

>> No.16833901

Friendly reminder that all maids belong in cages fro sleeping, or at least chained to their beds so there's no funny business.

>> No.16833907

>>16833891
Eh, I have that one here but the file is too big. I'll upload it after I diddle with the files a bit.

Should I use imgur or use something else?

>> No.16833908

>>16833907
mixtape.moe, imgur compresses the fuck out of images

>> No.16833910

>>16833901
Come on anon, it was weird at first but now it just looks desperate.

We get it. You want to put a maid in a cage.

>> No.16833911

>>16833901
Nah, I let my maidos sleep in the rooms of their choosing, what would the point be of having a group of three pudgy meidos and one strongfat one if you don't cuddle them?

>> No.16833912

When's the profile translation?

>> No.16833915

>>16833912
>translating honoraburr samurai into filthy gaijin languages
shamfurr dispray

>> No.16833916

>>16833883
I figure you'd want these then, they're just some sketches and wip's of commissions/requests of my waifu that I haven't shared. http://imgur.com/a/oeg5j

>> No.16833919

>>16833632
>SABBATH COVEN DISCOVERED AS HERETICS WORSHIPING LARGE BREASTS
>PURGED OF COWTIT DESIRES BY LOCAL FAITHFUL ONII-SAN
>ALLEGEDLY USED IMMENSE DONG TO ENSURE TRUTH AND PURITY OF FAITH IN MEMBERS
>ONE MEMBER QUOTED AS SAYING: "It wasn't even fully expanded! We have the best Onii-san ever~"

>> No.16833920

>>16833908
Alrighty then.
https://my.mixtape.moe/hrtamr.png

I noticed that there are also some Dragons missing along woth the HD version. Should I drop them too?

>> No.16833921

As an aside, if anyone else has images I'm missing from the archive then feel free to drop an imgur/mixtape link and I'd gladly add it to the ever growing library.

>> No.16833922
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16833922

>>16833853
I can appreciate fit, but if I have to choose between fit and squishy I'll go for the latter.

>> No.16833925
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16833925

>>16831288

>>>/i/499635
>>>/i/499636
Just let me have my lolibaba dreams in peace

>> No.16833928

>>16833916
It's really nice seeing more commissions of your cute Anubutt, anon! I cannot wait to see the final product.

Does your Anubis like onsens then? Then again who doesn't?

>> No.16833929

>>16833916
Added and sorted, thank you very much.

>>16833920
Added and yes, that'd be great.

>> No.16833930

>>16833853
Big tall brown amazons are still my favorite. Even after all these years.

>> No.16833931

>>16833925
>twintails
Nice to see variation from the profile art,

>> No.16833932

>>16833925
Geez melon, how many of these do you have lined up?

>> No.16833933

>>16833919
Through dick, purity
Through dick, unity

>> No.16833934

>>16833922
Squishy wolfus are cute wolfus.

>> No.16833937

>>16833920
I much prefer 4 digits. Looks more practical.

>>16833925
Melon is just on a roll.

>> No.16833940

>>16833925
>biting hole in a condom
Gremmy-chan sure has some weird fetishes.

>> No.16833941

>>16833932
a lot

had to take on extra past available slots because people decided to ask for one at last minute all at once

>> No.16833947
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16833947

>Queen Slime art I didn't know about
Today was a boon.
Back to fantasizing.

>> No.16833948

>>16833928
I suppose she would, although she might get a little annoyed since it would take a while to dry herself off after! That one was just a request I sent to an artist, asking him to do a picture with an Anubis in it and that's what he came up with. He's unfortunately been MIA for the last little while, so I have no clue when or if it'll be finished.

>> No.16833953

>>16833941
wait, weren't your slots empty at the start of the thread?

>> No.16833956
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16833956

>>16833947
I hope he stops being dead soon. I need my fix.

>> No.16833960

>>16833953
yes

>> No.16833964

>>16833956
Dear god, that Kraken is in dire need of milking

>> No.16833966

>>16833960
Sugoi

>> No.16833972

>>16833964
>Too embarrassed to ask her husband to relieve her
>Finally stutters out a timid request when he walks in on her one day leaking all over the bed, face beet red

>> No.16833976

>>16833853
What do I have to do to get a /fit/ Yeti to carry me in her big, fluffy paws and tell me everything is going to be alright?

>> No.16833978

>>16833948
Probably does take a bit of time for wolfus to dry off all that fur. But hey, that's what they've got their husbands for.

>> No.16833984

>>16833956
Just another day at the beach!

>> No.16833999

Name something better than paw pads

Pro tip: you can't

>> No.16834001

>>16833999
Talons.

>> No.16834002

>>16833999
My waifu.

>> No.16834007
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16834007

>>16833999
Easy.

>> No.16834008

>>16834002
You make a compelling argument.

>> No.16834010

>>16833925
>ゴムだったか?
>下らん。
>生じゃなきゃだめだ,こぞ。

"Was that a condom?"
"How foolish."
"There's no point if it isn't raw."

Or somethin' like that. I dunno.

>> No.16834021

>>16833925
>Mhasta's fav
God damn that's lewd.

>>16834010
That's even lewder.

>> No.16834025
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16834025

>>16833999
Body joints.

>> No.16834031

>>16833999
Claws, wings, horns and spadetail.

>> No.16834034

>>16834008
At least for me nothing can top my waifu. She is the ultimate best.

>> No.16834038
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16834038

>>16833999
Big paw pads

>> No.16834045

>>16834038
dont tempt me

>> No.16834053
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16834053

>>16834001
You got that right.

>> No.16834057

>>16834001
>>16834053
>tfw no big, bird of prey Harpy to punish you with her talons.

>> No.16834077

>>16834053
It's strange but I actually want this

>> No.16834079

>>16834057
I'd prefer a big, fluffy Shoebill to lovingly tease me with her talons.

>> No.16834081

>>16833999
Paw pads as part of the whole rest of my waifu!

>> No.16834083

>>16834077
Just make sure she's oiled up.

>> No.16834085

>>16833925
>gromlon
What did you mean by that?

>> No.16834096

>>16834083
Do you think she's aggressive when she does it?

>> No.16834101

>>16834096
Yes, very, and also spiteful. Once she notices how much you love it, she's going to really clamp down on you and shake it up.

>> No.16834106

>>16834101
Oh good! Where can I find a harpy like this?

>> No.16834112

>>16834106
Anywhere with a high paladin population. They just love to snatch them up, painfully milk them dry and drop the off cliffs.

You have to supply your own oil to avoid being rasped raw and also convince her not to push you over the edge when she's done with you.

>> No.16834127

>>16834112
I'll bring the finest oil and tell her when I'm done if she'd please let me stay in her tree with her. I'll get in my knees and everything.

>> No.16834131

Jerking off in the bed next to your sleeping MG wife. All while she doesn't know a thing.

>> No.16834133

>>16834131
>not using bits of her instead
weirdo

>> No.16834136

>>16834127
Groveling just might work. But what if she wants to test your resolve and tells you to lick her talons clean?

>> No.16834138

>>16834133
Sometimes a man just gotta get the feel using his hand. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

>> No.16834140

>>16834131
>jerking off when she's sleeping and blasting her in the face with your cum
That's one way to wake her up.

>> No.16834142

>>16834131
I'd do this to jizz in her nose.

>> No.16834145

>>16834136
Then you can bet your ass I'll be licking every inch of those talons clean. That'll surely earn my place.

>> No.16834149

>tfw Translator Anon didn't do his preview of the new profile
RIP

>> No.16834153

>>16834145
It sure will, as her bullying doll. She'll jerk you off into your own mouth and make you give it to her mouth to mouth or mouth to cloaca.

>> No.16834154

>>16834131
I hope world guide three has a sleep spell/fruit for somo with mgs's.

>> No.16834162

>>16834154
>Add a Sleep spell on your dick and coat it in sleeping vial
>Monster tries to rape me and goes to sleep
It's time.

>> No.16834165

>>16834162
>"Now ladies... lets not turn this rape into a different rape"

>> No.16834172

>>16834153
I want this

>> No.16834177

>>16834165
Even better if they just get really sleepy and limp, wondering what it happening while I inject myself with a Manticore barb coated in raging mush juice.
It really is time.

>> No.16834180

>>16834172
>Wanting to make eggs without ever getting to put it inside her
You truly are a suitable slave for her.

>> No.16834187

>>16834162
Atleast I'll ensure a good nights sleep for me.

I have to tell her when I'm too tired for sex. And no means no.

>> No.16834191

>>16834187
>>16834162
>Monstergirls disgusted at new drug that prevents satisfying rape, call it an atrocity of science and magic
>In unrelated news, Dormouse birth rates are at record highs

>> No.16834202

>>16834162
I just want to ask a succubus if I can do lewd things with her sleeping body, but I guess that could also work.

>> No.16834203

>>16834191
Why would a man use such a drug? Unless he wanted to not get raped.

Then again maybe the MG in question would feel sorry for him because he went so low to ingest a drug like that. Maybe she'll heal him.

>> No.16834204

>>16834187
Man, this sleeping thing is giving me too much ideas.

>Meet Dragon that requires an offering
>Prepare a fancy and huge meal for her, enough to satisfy her true form
>I've slayed deviljhos before
>Get a nice sleeping beauty for myself

Other uses include Wendigos trying to run away.

>> No.16834214

>>16834203
It's a nice surprise for the monster girl and can make relationships more spicy. Or it could just be my dom side of the switch.

Using it to prevent rape is also stupid because if the monster pins you down and starts fucking you she will sleep on top of your body and you won't escape. The best use for this thing is to rape the MG.

>> No.16834221
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>>16834204
...Huh.
>Humanity's weapons of normal steel are largely ineffective against Monsters
>Demon Silver just makes them hornier, so isn't much of a net gain itself
>Monsters way outclass humans in magic usage so no issues there either
>However, simply enough, a Monster can't rape a man if she's fast asleep
>If Humanity developed magic or darts or some way to easily apply a simple sleep effect, either chemically or magically, it could be a major benefit for them in fighting monsters that would be much cheaper and easier than trying to overpower them
...This has troubling potential implications for the DL's army.

>> No.16834224

Can a monster girl just pick you up and declare you hers in MGC or is there etiquette?

>> No.16834232

>>16834221
I feel like a seperate faction could give the DL trouble.

Maybe the Mist Continent. They probably have a godlike Dragon Empress.

>> No.16834241

>>16834221
If we're talking in setting it would probably have lewd drawbacks just like everything else. Maybe something like the affect of doormice in it makes everyone around them really horny when they sleep. Or hell if its a regular poison maybe it just doesn't work to great.

>> No.16834242

>>16834214
>dom
>fucking them while they're asleep
That's... pretty pointless. There's nothing dom about it if they aren't even aware of it.

>> No.16834245

>>16834224
Some would. Others would have more class than that.

Personally, I wouldn't mind the Holstaur method for some...dumb reason.

>> No.16834246

>>16834221
>sleepwalking turns into sleepraping

>> No.16834252

>>16834221
The only problem there is that Undead and the like might be immune to its effects as well as other paralysis effects. Though I do wonder if that would really happen since it would mostly affect their brains. Further testing requires me a Lich.

>Accidentally become an enemy to DL's army
So much for being neutral. But I guess monsters would also be able to do the same, even if it made sex less good.

>>16834242
It's more about taking control out of them and like I said up there, even better if they are just sleepy.

>> No.16834254

>>16834245
>the Holstaur method

What is that? Just pressing their breasts against you?

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16834262

>>16834221
We have to beat Monster Girls at their own game!

Use the power of seduction!

>> No.16834265

All this talk of sleep-stuff just makes me think of two things.

1) Wake-up Blowjobs
2) Dangling your dick in front of your sleeping waifu's face and watching her slowly stir and start suckling on it

>> No.16834267

>>16834265
>Wake-up Blowjobs

The greatest thing.

>> No.16834269

>>16834232
Thankfully, the DL remains the primary source of peace and equality in the world as well as her position providing the most chance for all monsters to get married and have children.
>>16834241
We can only hope.
>>16834252
It would hardly make you an enemy as long as you share your findings and don't sell them to the Order or something like that.
>>16834262
"If you fuck your enemy, they win" -Justine Trudeu

>> No.16834276

>>16834269
Fuck that, I'm joining the Zipangu army.

>> No.16834281

>>16834276
I don't think they have one.

>> No.16834283

>>16834262
>Cupid once again wishes, just once, that her Eros Paladin partner would take their mission seriously.

>> No.16834287

>>16834281
Then I'm gonna make one. I'm gonna be like Tom Cruise!

>> No.16834296

I want a bunch (See: 10) of oneesan bullys to tease and bully me before, on prom night, kindapping me and taking me to a party where they'll use me all night!
I want to see their expressions over the next couple weeks when they realize they all ended up pregnant because I huffed a bunch of manticore venom and mothman dust the day they were going to do such a thing because I found out about their plan!

I also want that to happen to strongfat hakutaku gym teacher sensei who stumbled across me late that night while she was drunk.

>> No.16834298

>>16834269
>don't sell them to the Order or something like that
That depends. What's in it for me? A nice little treasure would be nice and fitting for my waifu's hoard.

>>16834241
If we are talking about spell it could probably work unless the mg is a mage and can reverse the effect.

>> No.16834301

>>16834287
What does getting chased through the streets of Egypt by angry mudslimes until you accidentally stumble upon the tomb of an evil Spider-Pharaoh who decides to make you her husbando have to do with anything?

>> No.16834305

>>16834301
No I'm going to save Japan because I am a handsome Hollywood actor.

>> No.16834308

>>16834298
Rare magical artifacts, gold, unique human treasures taken from Order lands, not waking up one day finding you're now happily part of a harem including twenty Matangos, things like that

>> No.16834311

>>16834305
I thought we were talking about Zipangu.

>> No.16834312

>>16834311
Whatever same difference.

>> No.16834313

>>16834305
Becoming an evil Spider-Pharaoh's husbando sounds like the better deal.

>> No.16834315

>>16834283
He can't hear her over how 𝓛𝓞𝓥𝓔 he's feeling in the air right now

>> No.16834319

>>16834308
A harem of twenty matangos? Well, unless the DL wants some of her lands to be completely ravished and burned by a Dragon I don't really advise that. Though the rest of the deal sounds nice.
I guess sleeping heh a thing or two about my discoveries wouldn't be so bad.

>> No.16834320

>>16834315
Love is an instrument that requires precision and careful implementaion, it's a butterfly effect, every arrow she fires has consequences that affect the world around it.

Her partner seduces every woman he encounters and throws his love around unconditionally! He's a loose cannon!

>> No.16834321

>>16834313
But I can get a sweet Kej wife.

>> No.16834326

>>16834313
Is pharaoh an arachne/pharaoh hybrid?

>> No.16834348

>>16834320
Anon, that's not what paladins of Eros do. They go around facilitating love, mainly by getting harem dense assholes to realize what their childhood friend is feeling.

>>16834326
Ah the wonders of random Echidna mutations.
I wonder if there's a division of the Monster Lord's army dedicated to breeding Hybrids?
Imagine the lucky Echidnas and their husbands who get paid for that shit.

>> No.16834352

>>16834326
Yes. Not in the actual movie sadly, just has weird spider-eyes. Which is odd cause they could totally go that route if they wanted. The CGI would surely be better this time.

>> No.16834364

>>16834348
I'd be up for that.
I'd also be up for learning SCIENCE to make it happen.

First up on the block, a hybrid of everthing and holst dna.

>>16834352
Woo!
Does she have spider anubi?
>Mummy movies
>Good

>> No.16834373

>>16834364
When I was a kid I fucking loved those movies with huge spiders on them. They were so bad but I liked them so much.

Also, don't kill the sabbath.

>> No.16834385

>>16834364
>Spider-Anubi
Not sure if want...

Probably not, but they can at least be enjoyable.

>> No.16834390

>>16834149
There's still a chance, he might be a fellow yuropoor or something, and sleeping. I hope.

>> No.16834391

>>16834373
hey, I'm not eliminating the sabbath, I'm just putting more busty, lactating species with cow patterns out into the world.

>>16834385
Spider anubi is going to watch you work from the ceiling.

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>>16834385
You probably don't.

>> No.16834393

>>16834364
All you really have to do is keep fucking while being exposed to different types of demonic energy.
You'll have tons of cute hybrid daughterus after that, and a fat state funding paycheck to help raise them with.

>> No.16834399

>>16834393
Well yeah, but that takes forever.

>> No.16834401

>>16834399
Not if you know what flavor of energy to expose yourself to.
And really, are you complaining about being paid to constantly knock up your Echidna waifu?

>> No.16834405

>>16834401
Not really but we need to do SCIENCE if we want to have kids often and more than once at a time.

>> No.16834407

>>16834405
>Implying Echidnas only give birth one at a time.
That's cute anon.

>> No.16834418

>>16834393
I can't help but worry the anons who are clamoring for dozens of kids would end up treating them more like numbers than their own flesh and blood.
God help them if they just hand the kids over to the state.

>> No.16834421

>>16834407
But anon.
I want a minimum of quintuplets each time to do what I want to do.

>> No.16834424

>>16834418
No anon would be able to look into their daughterus eyes and not love them unconditionally.

>>16834421
You don't even need fertility boosters to get an Echidna to birth five in one go.

>> No.16834432

>>16834424
I find that hard to believe when most anons here clamor over having tons of kids but with little to no elaboration about them other than "yeah they exist and they're cute uwu."
At least KDF clearly cares about his daughteru.

>> No.16834435

what is the fastest way to make a vampire heartpupil?

>> No.16834442

>>16834432
I just haven't had the time to hammer out the details of my daughteru and adopterus anon.
I'm gonna do it though.

>> No.16834445

>>16834432
Find me a man who knows exactly what to do to properly raise a child before he's had one and I'll find you a liar.

>> No.16834446

>>16834435
By telling her you're her type.

>> No.16834451

>>16834432
I know I want kids.

I simply don't linger on the fine details of such as I don't believe that level of delusion to be healthy. Though an Anupup with the personality of Kanna would be sheer perfection to the point I don't think my heart could take it.

>> No.16834453

>>16834445
Which is all the more reason why they probably shouldn't be planning for 20.

>> No.16834454

>>16834446
Heh

>> No.16834456

>>16834435
Rub some garlic on your neck during a full moon. Trust me on this one.

>> No.16834468

>>16834453
It's a crapshoot either way is what I'm saying. That's the joy of it though. ButI digress

>> No.16834470

Is it possible to be cuddleraped?

>> No.16834475

>>16834470
Yes. It's where you try to protest and struggle but in the end you give in and let her rape you slowly and gently.

>> No.16834498

>>16834364
Guys, I believe we missed one very important thing.

Deredere arachne/holsts with cow pattern carapaces and huge milk tanks.

>> No.16834508

>>16834498
So... a non-rapey Ushi in cowprint.

>> No.16834509

So is it official griffons > dragon?
griffons:
>protective
>dutiful
>comfy fur and wings
>strong and proud
>cannon job is to quick dragon butt
dragons:
>possessive
>greedy
>icky scales
>becomes mere female lizard after a dicking
>steals from poor kingdoms because she can't beat a griffon

>> No.16834519

>>16834508
Nope, an arachne, the ushis would basically be more minotaur like girls.

>> No.16834524

>>16834509
>griffons > dragon
Yes

>> No.16834532

>>16834509
Griffons are sluts that rapes a bunch of thieves and are loyal to their daddies. Dragons are just stuck up bitches who are in dire need of dick.

>> No.16834534

>>16834509
I think you're a bit harsh there, but I do love winged mofu.

>> No.16834550

>>16834509
>cannon job is to quick dragon butt
I thought cannons were for shooting things

>> No.16834556

>>16834550
In MGE they are quick dragon butt.

>> No.16834571

>>16834550
I think I've deciphered it,
>canon job to kick dragon butt

>> No.16834574

>>16834509
Being said to have driven away dragons looking for treasure doesn't equal being stronger than dragons, just strong/persistent enough that the dragon decided it wasn't worth the trouble.

>> No.16834581

>>16834509
Not at all.

>> No.16834589

>>16834574
That does sound like something a proud dragon, unable to accept their defeat would say.

>> No.16834590

>>16834509
>Possessive
Of you.
>Greedy
About you.
>Icky scales
Smooth and cool scales that run a chilling tingle across your skin on a hot summer's eve,
>becomes mere female lizard after a dicking
Only if you manage to fucking shatter their immensely powerful dragon pelvis.
>steals from poor kingdoms because she can't beat a griffon
Robbing from the poor isn't a very lucrative venture for a proud and powerful Dragon. Otherwise you're implying Griffons are also hoarding everything.

I mean, even I like Griffons more. But bias is bias, dudebro. Ya gotta see the appeal of all the babes.

>> No.16834620

>>16834456
I said heartpupil not end up chained in a bed being her blood and semen bag

>> No.16834622

>>16834620
It would be that plus the heartpupil.

>> No.16834638

>>16834435
Hug a Dark Matter.
Once you regain consciousness, propose to the Vampire.

>> No.16834661

>>16834638
what exactly a DM does?

>> No.16834668

>>16834661
More or less instantly incubizes you.

>> No.16834672

>>16834661
Think of a nuke that instead of radiation if fills everything and everyone with demonic energy

>> No.16834675

>>16834668
But then you have to somehow avoid becoming her husband.

Note that simply hugging a dark matter won't instant-incubize you. She has to fuse the sphere of energy she rides on with your body and have sex with you, and she typically does that to a man she wants as a husband.

>> No.16834698

>>16834675
Alternatively, you could try nabbing one of the demonic energy balls that the Khepri keep.
Just don't get caught or you're the new Scarab King.

>> No.16834720

>>16834392
My god. It's...she's...beautiful.

The fluffy tails, the cute ears, the power of the arachne - I think I'm in love.

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The severe lack of p'orcs in this thread is deeply disappointing

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>>16830727
>A bountiful harvest.
I'd say, dude!

>> No.16834739

>>16834721
P'Orcs are tragically underrated. Along with the Hatters.

>> No.16834740

>>16834737
What a mess!

>> No.16834744

>>16834737
Lactation through clothing is so hot.

>> No.16834758

>>16834721
I would gladly open my home to tubby p'orcs or muscled ones.
I would make them understand that my place is to remain clean and I will do terrible things to them if they don't follow those rules.



>>16834739
That is true, hatters are underrated.

>> No.16834759

>>16834721
I wanna flop her ears when she's not looking in class and pinch her lovehandles in front of everyone else in the hallway

>> No.16834765

>>16834721
>Anon takes a P'Orc Warchief who tried to lead a raid through the portal into the city to show her how different things are.
>The whole way she's protesting and acting like he's trying to torture her.
>After her first bite of ice cream it's over, she's hopelessly in love with the modern world.
>Crispy fried chicken, tender cheesesteak, hot dogs, popcorn, Corn Dogs she loves it all!
>And yet for some reason it only goes to her hips, her ass and her tits.
>Five weeks later she's managed to get pregnant after seducing anon into taking her forcefully from behind.
>When the rest of her tribe mount an offensive to save her, they find her happily clinging to anon and revealing to them that he's her husband.

>> No.16834776

>>16834739
As much as I hate mushrooms in general, I make an exception for mad hatters. They're not quite in by top tier, but they're definitely high up on the list. It's just a shame we don't have much art of them or of p'orcs.

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>>16834776
Indeed, quite so.

>> No.16834783

>>16834759
I wanna make a p'orc cook me bacon for breakfast while only wearing an apron. And while she's cooking it, I wanna grab her plump ass and slap it.

>> No.16834791

>>16834661
A DM? Well typically they come up with the story and run all non PC characters, as well as determine what you need to roll and when.

>> No.16834793

>>16834765
And that's how anon become the leader of a band of p'orcs

>> No.16834799

>>16834758
So would you want a threesome with a tubby Gyaru P'orc and a muscular Amazonian Orc?
The P'orc might want to help her greenskin cousin learn the joy of submitting to a thick human dick.

>>16834783
Would you prone bone her ass every day to remind her who's in charge?
Careful anon, at this rate you're going to get a giggly p'orc housewife!

>> No.16834801

>>16834783
I'd make it so she's ONLY allowed to wear an apron around the house. And her ass would be so red from constant spanking you'd think it were painted.
Personally I'm a fan of berating the P'Orc as well, as it's a great sign of love, or such things.

>> No.16834806

>>16834799
That would be fine.
And I'd be fine with the green one being a sub eventually.

I'd also probably have to figure out if I want one to be extra soft while the other is extra muscled or if I want to get them both to be strongfat.

>> No.16834812

>>16834801
Trust me anon, there's nothing that'd excite her more than you grabbing her by the head when you get home, taking her to your chair and forcing her to suck you off.
So long as you hug her afterwards, give her a kiss on the cheek and call her a good girl.
Remember, aftercare is important.

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>tfw we'll never get a Lynel MG
>Best we'll get is a poorly done MS paint of a Jinko copy pasted to a Centaur

Bah humbug.

>> No.16834816

>>16834799
>Would you prone bone her ass every day to remind her who's in charge?
I'd definitely be doing that more than once a day. I can't resist p'orc ass.

I'd prefer all of my p'orcs to be slightly chubby, and I'd absolutely love to have a threesome with them or foursome of fivesome, the more p'orcs, the merrier.

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>>16834812
Of course, though it would be after quite a few rounds. Irrumatio, hard assfucking over the table, vertical mating press against the wall, irrumation again, then a kneeling handjob all over her face, all while telling her what a slutty fat useless pig she is.
Followed by washing her off in the shower, ordering a large pizza and some beer all for her, and snuggling on the couch to watch some movies in sweats and pajamas before dozing off while making out.

>> No.16834829

>>16834816
>Anon signs up for a program to homestay monstergirls from the other side of the portal to help them adapt to the modern world.
>He ends up with an entire tribe of P'orcs due to paperwork mistakes.
>They're rude, messy and if he didn't have government funding they'd eat him out of house and home.
>One day he has enough and after the ringleader makes a lewd comment and the rest laugh he winds up his hand and brings it down against her ass with a loud smack.
>"...Did you jus-"
>Before she can react anon smacks her ass again, and again and again and again, each time her voice turns more towards a moan as her subordinates start blushing.
>One of them tries to move in to retaliate only for anon to smack her ass too.
>Eventually anon's practically playing the bongos on a fifteen strong tribe of moaning strongfat gyaru P'orcs
>That night anon's virginity was lost in a perfect storm of P'orc pussy, with anon fucking them all in every position he could think of.
And that's how anon got a harem of caramel brown submissive strongfat P'orcs.
Imagine the cuddling the morning after.

>> No.16834852

>>16834814
I swear I saw one.
.
I managed to find one but it's, uh, Polt-level.

>> No.16834858

>>16834826
>That spoiler
That's a P'orc's heaven anon.
Though you might just have to fuck her ass one more time at least before going to bed and in the shower.

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>>16834814
Well actually...
I'm sure a little editing could fix the one problem this picture has.

>> No.16834867

>>16834829
>fifteen
That's a lot of pink, plump, p'orc pussy to pound.

Where do I sign up?

>> No.16834874

>>16834858
I imagine as we go on further and she gets more plush and needy additional time and fuckings will be in order. It will get to the point where it may even dip into movie time, pouring beer on her face as she's sucking dick then telling her to clean it off the floor so it doesn't stain, fucking her rough doggystyle while she does so.
But no matter how rough it gets or how much she needs for however long, the washing off and soft cuddling stays the same length, even if she passes out earlier than usual. I'm an abuser, not a psychopath!

>> No.16834878

>>16834867
Just fill out there form, check P'orcs as an accepted species and "forget" to fill in the upper limit on how many you can take.
Make sure you check P'orcs and not Orcs or else you'll get a bunch of rowdy greenskinned amazons.

>> No.16834882

>>16834874
You're not even an abuser anon, you're a dom.
You're the perfect dom for her.
Just don't forget to do romantic things for her too!

>> No.16834889

>>16834863
Don't waste images on furry stuff.

>> No.16834890

>>16834882
>spoiler
I wonder how she'd react to my coming home one day, expecting me to do the usual routine, but instead laying out a nice dress for her and telling her to put it on, then driving her out to a dinner and a show while being cordial and respectful of her like a real fancy lady.

>> No.16834902

>>16834889
Don't worry anon, I wasn't going to not delete it.

>>16834890
She'd be confused until she sees the date and realizes that it's the anniversary of the day the two of you first met.
She'd probably burst into tears of happiness when she realizes that you remembered.

>> No.16834931

>>16834902
Baaw shucks.
Almost makes me feel bad I'm gonna slap and whip the fuck out of her while calling her all sorts of dirty slutty degrading things when we get home for hours on end.
Almost.

>> No.16834944

>>16834737
I really want to see what Ran looks like without that silly looking diaper on her head.

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>>16834944
A) Fuck you.
B) You obviously haven't made the slightest effort to look.

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>>16834944

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>>16834765
I want to be the chief of my very own P'Orc Horde!

>> No.16834993

I want to fuck a monster girl while wearing a condom.

>> No.16835007

>>16834993
There's probably a nerdy Monster Girl out there with a low enough self-esteem to agree to that.

>> No.16835013

>>16835007
>"Ah, okay I'll do it."
>"Cool, anal as well then?"
>"A-Anal?! I don't know if I'm ready for that."
>"Yeah you're probably right, I guess you're not cool enough..."
>"W-Wait! I'm cool! I'll do it!"

>> No.16835016

>>16834993
I want to greet a monster girl with a kiss on the cheek because that's a normal greeting.

>> No.16835018

>>16834993
In Desert Kingdoms that's punishable by a particularly intense brand of mummy's curse.

>> No.16835021

>>16835018
Can't I repent, and serve my penance by being a servant to the Temple of Bast?

I'll give the Cat Priestesses paw rubs, bring them saucers of warm milk, I'll do anything they ask me to!

>> No.16835022

>>16835018
>mummy's curse
The what?

>> No.16835029
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>>16835022
Something a Pharaoh tyrant would come up with, along with throwing people into the Crocodile Girl pit, or years of labor under a stern Anubis Taskmaster.

Now if an Apophis were in charge, none of this would happen! We'd all live like kings! All thanks to our benevolent Purple Snake Goddess!

>> No.16835031

>>16835029
I don't trust purple snakes.

>> No.16835037

>>16835029
Those grapesacs are beggin to be slapped.

>> No.16835040

Good night all, take care and remember to watch out for werecat bandits.

They won't take no for an answer...although they will take fish, milk, and your virginity.

>> No.16835047

I want to tell a Kappa to her face that Sumo sucks!

>> No.16835049

>>16835047
....I kinda want a strongfat Kappa now.

>> No.16835055

>>16835049
Funny story is I was about to greentext about that before saying Sumo sucks.

>> No.16835058

>>16835040
Joke's on them. They can't take what I don't have.

>> No.16835064
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Cows are good girls. Please be nice to cows. Thank you.

>> No.16835065

>>16835055
I'd like a strongfat kappa if only so I can play with her cheeks while she pouts.

>>16835058
They can always simply take you.

>> No.16835066

>>16833900
>Slugs are love
One faggot greentexting about them a good girl does not make

>> No.16835070

>>16835022
Makes you extremely sensitive. You'd be putty in any MG's hands.

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>>16835064
I always treat cows the best

>> No.16835078

>>16835070
That's evil!

>> No.16835079

>>16835065
They can't do that, it's against the law!

How many cats are we talking about here.
I may or may not be getting a hard on.

>> No.16835081

>>16835079
Seven.
Four are muscled fighters, three are rogues/scouts.
Three are chocolate skinned with white hair the rest have varying hair colors.

>> No.16835087

>>16835081
>Choco with white hair
That can't be good for my dick especially if they treat me as stress relief. Maybe I could try to negotiate with milk?

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>>16835064
Moo!

>> No.16835105

>>16835087
You could.
They may even let you go if you play nice

>> No.16835107

>>16835101
Its like she just noticed her huge tits for the first time or something.

>> No.16835113

>>16835105
Sounds like a fair deal. Maybe I would hit up those Holsts to see if eveyone can be happy.

>> No.16835114

How do you make sexy leather boots for pawed monstergirls?

>> No.16835119

>>16835114
I have no idea anon. I've always sort of liked the idea of ballet-heel boots but I haven't been able to wrap my head around how they'd work for my waifu's foot paws.

It's distressing.

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>>16835114
Just have them go high up the shins from the ankles and fit on tight I guess. Trying to get it to fit over the actual paw would just make them look like clubs. At least you'd get the knee-high effect.

Pic kinda related.

>> No.16835124

This is a really slow thread for a Saturday.

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>>16835124
I've been largely just monitoring and haven't really written any greentexts or anything, just been having a chill drinking day off.

>> No.16835131

>>16835114
Fashioned something like a stirrup sock.

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I always believed in the Leafs!

>> No.16835141

>>16835124
Yeah I noticed that too, makes having nothing else to do all the more noticable.

>> No.16835161

>>16835139
>tfw no Yeti to share overpriced beers with at the game

Let's just hope they can win the next game so they don't have play Washington. I'd much rather see another battle of Ontario than Ovi wiping the floor with them.

>> No.16835166

>>16835139
My glacies is a huge fan of ice sports and she was happy the Leafs finally won.

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>>16834944
Rude, dude!

>> No.16835171

>>16835167
T O R P E D O
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>> No.16835176

>>16835171
It's just great support, dude!

>> No.16835178

>>16835175
I'm torn between my desire to lewd the Shoebill and my anger over someone lewding such a pure creature.

>> No.16835179

>>16835176
There's no support involved anon, they just stick out like that on their own!

>> No.16835181

>>16835175
The kissing part looks nice.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62321560

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>>16835179
But there's plenty of support involved, dude.

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>>16835178
>not wanting to lewd the Shoebill
Sugoi! A friend who's good at mating with other men!

>> No.16835201

>>16835175
Why is it in its own special case like that? Do Japs just do that?
>>16835184
Any girl that wears body stockings is made for rigirous breeding with all her body parts not just her orafices.

>> No.16835207

If you had to hybrid your waifu with another species, what would it be?

>> No.16835211

>>16835207
Shinobu Kawajiri with Dullahan

>> No.16835214

>>16835211
>His waifu is Kira's and another mans used goods

>> No.16835216

>>16835214
>tfw am almost literally Kira w/out the murder

>> No.16835222

>>16835207
Kikimora and Kitsune.
Multiple feathery tails attached to an ara ara maid.

>> No.16835224

>>16835207
I guess I'd have to go with my second favorite monstergirl, so that would be my Kobold waifu fused with a Kiki. She'd have fluffy hand and foot paws leading to feathery arms and legs and a feathery tail, plus more of a maid inclination of course. It would be a lot easier to justify putting her and our daughteru in latex maid outfits that way too.

>> No.16835226

>>16835207
weresheep plus minotaur

>> No.16835228

Why are there no pictures of a Devil in a wedding dress?

>> No.16835234

>>16835207
I guess she would be a dragon+wolfu or something just so I can nab that fluff.

>> No.16835252

>>16835207
The Holseti.

>> No.16835255

Melon is streaming.

>> No.16835260

>>16835228
We have way too many Demon sluts, deep down they all know Devils are better but they won't admit it
Maybe one day they'll come to term than a cute blueberrry wife is better than a contract making pervert and then we'll get plenty of art of best girl

>> No.16835262
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16835275

>>16835184
Sugoi!

It looks like your special friendly talent is pretending to mate on your own!

>> No.16835278

>>16835260
Lighten up, Francis.

>> No.16835287

>>16835278
shut up wade

>> No.16835328
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>>16835123
When Anon does not appreciate the The Best Girl like the rest of the thread

>> No.16835362

>>16835328
That's bullying!

That Manticore is bullying that man!

>> No.16835411
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You will never come home and kind you human wife has a surprise for you.

>> No.16835414

>>16835255
>Lewd lich
Worth ever damn cent.

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>>16835328
I like manticores. I just happen to like wolfus and white horns more. That's on me and my plebian preferences, not the manticores.

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>You will never be so worshipped and revered by your Khepri harem that even looking them in the eye and calling them by name causes them to get soaked and start playing with themselves
>You will never lay in a pile of them as they revere and worship your body kissing and rubbing every single inch with their soft delicate fingers and plump sucking lips
>You will never dutifully service each of them one after the other before retiring to the sleeping chambers where they will clean and pamper you until you fall asleep as they continue to lightly stroke your skin all night long
Fuck you its my fantasy

>> No.16835453

>>16835207
Dark Slime and Shoggoth. I understand it's a little redundant, but it would increase her power to have a tether to chaos.

>> No.16835456
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16835456

Good night thread. May you all have pleasant dreams of doing cute, romantic, and/or lewd things with your waifu. Always remember that she loves you very much.

>> No.16835464

>>16835411
>She actually wants to drain me of semen

Huh. That explains the long nights fucking.

>>16835452
>Khepri pit
>Made up of at least 20 khepri
>Punishment for the who oppose the pharoah

>> No.16835465

>>16835464
That's just threadcanon. The Khepri and Pharaoh kingdoms are functionally entirely separate.

>> No.16835467

>>16835465
Given that the Khepri profile describes them anointing their chosen husband as a "Pharaoh", an MG Pharaoh having a pit of them around seems like a recipe for a revolution.

>> No.16835472

>>16835467
Precisely. Hence why they're probably pretty well and truly separated. I can see a Pharaoh driving Khepri out to ruins at the edges of her territory to prevent that scenario from happening, though I imagine they're cordial once that business is taken care of and that Pharaohs and Khepri-Lords can establish friendly relations on a national level.

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>>16835175
>Titled 'Lovely Gazer'.
>Isn't a Gazer doujin
And here I thought Gazerfag would be able to buy a week's worth of healthy meals with a clear conscience.

>> No.16835489

>>16835472
>I imagine they're cordial once that business is taken care of and that Pharaohs and Khepri-Lords can establish friendly relations on a national level.
Agreed. Such a tale of inter-Kingdom politics could make for a rather fascinating story. If anyone cared to write it.

>> No.16835517

>>16835489
If you've got ideas, I wholeheartedly encourage anyone new to it to give writing a shot. You could surprise yourself, and even just putting it out there is satisfying in its own way.

All you really need to do to learn to write is read good stuff. It's worth trying, even just once.

>> No.16835521
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16835521

What's a type or genre of story you think you don't see often enough? Is there a specific girl, theme or style of narrative that needs more play? Do you have an idea you want to get off the ground?

Let's get some discussion going.

>> No.16835535

>>16834432
Because I want my daughterus to flesh out themselves and build their own personalities. I don't know how to raise a child aswell.

>> No.16835536

>>16835517
Not that I'm lacking in ideas so much as drive to write.

>> No.16835546

>>16835536
We all know the feeling. I still force myself to write at least a paragraph a day anyway. Sometimes it jump-starts you. Usually all I need is to watch or read something good and I get a surge of ideas though. Then I suddenly just can't stop.

Don't get discouraged, anon.

>> No.16835550

>>16835521
I personally haven't seen any house husband stories. And I'd like to see one.

>> No.16835553

>>16835550
That could be very cute. Elaborate.

>> No.16835554

>>16835521
>Do you have an idea you want to get off the ground?
I have a few, but that's always the hardest part of writing anything in my opinion. You get the idea for something, the story pitch, but then can't quite work out how to pull it off.
Then one day it just clicks into place I guess. I once managed to make a complete mess work out because KC released a girl who was perfect for the story I was working on at the time.

>> No.16835559

>>16834432
I want one kid or so, but I don't really know what they would be like other than what's the norm for their race.
Hell, I'm not even sure what race they would come out as. Since my waifu is a lich and undead can have kids in MGE. Would my child be another Lich? Or a zombie or a Wight?

>> No.16835562

>>16835452
Nothing wrong with that fantasy, anon. Actually sounds perfect.

>ywn get to sleep with your head rested on the Khepri with the biggest rear
>ywn whip your dick out infront of the harem and tell them to line up because you're going to fuck everyone until they're bulging with cum

Ideally I'd want to go around and fuck lots of MGs. But I actually would settle down instantly for a colony of khepris and become their Pillarman.

>> No.16835566

>>16835554
I always have difficulty making the first couple paragraphs set the tone and give the necessary information without jamming it down the reader's throat. I feel you. The beginning is always tough.

I'm getting better at sticking to one story at a time though. You cool with sharing the basic gist of an idea or two? I'm writing a western-themed one involving a holstaur right now.

>> No.16835572

>>16835553
Well, I know I'm coming off as putting my own fantasy into things and saying "a story like this needs to be made"

But a story about a submissive house husband would be an actual nice read. Maybe a slice of life sort of read? Then it's comfy and cute.

>> No.16835575

>>16835566
The two concepts I'm working on now:
>A story involving a Cupid who is bored of her job
>A story involving a guy finding a Yeti in the mountains, but there's a surprise twist to an otherwise generic story.
Obviously there's more to both than that, but those are the basic ideas.

>> No.16835587

>>16835572
A long time ago I started a story about a man taking his pregnant Jinko wife to a festival. Wasn't sure how to keep it form getting too weird though since I didn't want to turn it into smut.

>>16835575
I'd be down to read a cupid story, they're mostly new to me. If it were me personally I might try to put a comedic spin on it.

I've also got a long list of concepts saved in their own document just as cliffnotes.
>guy hits it off with a yeti or white horn working at a Tim Horton's
>dude returns home from war and finds himself falling in love with the monster in his closet that scared him as a kid

Not sure what sort of MG would live in a kid's closet though. I thought of making my own but dropped it and moved on to something else.

>> No.16835595
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Which bug would you like to fug?

>> No.16835597

>>16835595
Bugs are not for fug even if that gyaru one is asking for it, don't listen to her

>> No.16835598

>>16835595
Second from the left.

>> No.16835602

>>16835587
>If it were me personally I might try to put a comedic spin on it.

That's generally the plan anyway. I find serious stories are hard to write well, but silly ones are easier and also more fun to write.
Plus few writefags do comedy anyway, so more of that genre is always a good thing.

>guy hits it off with a yeti or white horn working at a Tim Horton's
>dude returns home from war and finds himself falling in love with the monster in his closet that scared him as a kid
I like those two concepts, especially the second one.

>> No.16835603

>>16835595
Far right.

>> No.16835605

>>16835595
Tall bug on the left seems cute but I always worry about doing anything physical with bugs. I feel like I'll go for an extra-strength headpat and end up snapping an antenna or bear-hugging off a wing.

Also insects' mating rituals are terrifying.

>> No.16835607

>>16835595
It's so hard to choose! The tallest one is a cutie and I love tall girls. The shortest one is also cute and the gyaru one looks sexy! The one on the right looks stern on the outside, but inside she's probably really warm.

But I'm going to have to say the tall one. She's really cute and size difference is adorable.

>>16835597
I'm going to stop you right there. Bugs are 100% for fugs, then hugs and then marrying!

>> No.16835609

Y'all guys hear about that monster girl island game shoehorning in a monster boy that you have to have sex with?

>> No.16835611

>>16835562
>have a harem of shortstack khepris
>except for personality, each one of them is exactly identical to the others, even down to the size of their breasts or the length of their hair
>any other person would find it impossible to tell them apart, but you have a sort of sixth sense for it and it's a bit of a turn on for the girls
>whenever you call one of them by name, she gives you a lusty look and asks how she can serve you in a sultry voice
Khepri harems are great

>> No.16835612

>>16835609
Yup.

Monster GIRL Island. It's annoying to see but I only played it a little and don't play it anymore. So I don't need to worry.

>> No.16835613
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>>16835597
Come on, surely you would cock this roach.

>> No.16835615

>>16835611
Really does sound perfect. Although, I'd end up loving and fugging all of those bugs equally. Because in the end they're all my wives who love me so I should love them all. Also each one is getting a personal back room milking on my lap.

>> No.16835617

>>16835602
For me it's the reverse. I can't write anything funny on purpose and most of my stories end up going down a more emotional or somber route.

I'm too into over-describing imagery to really commit to good banter, I think.

>> No.16835618

>>16835613
I'd cock that roach. Cockroaches are actually cute and make very cute MGs.

>> No.16835621

>>16835607
>But I'm going to have to say the tall one
She seems so clumsy and socially awkward, I bet she has never ever been asked out in her entire life

>Bugs are 100% for fugs, then hugs and then marrying!
Bugs are icky

>>16835613
You're making it hard to refuse though I'm sure her chitin feels grainy to the touch and that would ruin everything

>> No.16835623

>>16835612
Think the logic was that it's because it's a trap, and therefor feminine enough to be a girl. Having sex with traps is not yaoi, according to the developer.

Why would someone do that, make a monster girl game and shoehorn in yaoi? Do people who like monster girls like monster traps?

>> No.16835625

>>16835621
Nah, she's just a bit dim.

>> No.16835626

>>16835598
>Moth: short, big breasts, super scary, dark emotions
you sure about that?

>> No.16835629

>>16835623
Even if you ask that question, anyone who's browsed this thread long enough will know not to answer.

>> No.16835630

>>16835626
People here love yanmoths.

>> No.16835631

>>16835621
Clumsy girls are adorable anon. And I'd help her not be so socially awkward because no matter what she knows she'd have me to help her and be there for her. Although social awkwardness is still really cute. I'd ask her out in the most romantic way I could and treat her to the finest date. Making sure she felt loved.

>Bugs are icky

Bugs are cute!

>> No.16835633

>>16835626
>>16835630
That moth is a genki cutie who would never harm someone

>> No.16835634

>>16835626
>super scary
What is this referring to in reference to in context of the others?

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Would you let her cling on your back and bite you?

>> No.16835640

>>16835631
Would you really go that far for a lanky and awkward bug? That's some dedication

I bet she'd be a real cutie in a summer dress

>> No.16835643

>>16835626
It's fine, As long as I love her she won't hurt me. It's everyone else that should be afraid.

>> No.16835645

>>16835639
Only if she was a friend of my waifu and really needed blood.

>> No.16835646

>>16835631
What would you do if a socially awkward monster girl spilled her spaghetti in front of you?
>she accidentally lets slip that she loves you
>"N-no I didn't mean you. Anon is the name I gave my dildo- I-I mean my daki- I-I-I mean I don't have those kinds of things!"
>Awawa intensifies

>> No.16835649

>>16835639
Yes I would, and I'd carry her around all day while she feeds on me.

>> No.16835650

>>16835640
Yes she'd look very cute in a sun dress and sun hat.

>>16835646
Embrace her in a hug and tell her I love her too.

>> No.16835656

>>16835639
>she would get a slight belly from drinking blood/mana
whyboner

>> No.16835657

>>16835639
My heart couldn't take it.

No, literally. Last time I tried to donate blood my heart bottomed out and I had to be resuscitated. I still get chills thinking about it.

It's a shame too, because I've enjoyed love-bites in the past and vampires are lovely.

Anyone else here have incompatibilities with certain MGs?

>> No.16835668

>>16835657
Mambo mana my dude.

I mean I don't have incompatibilities with any MG really. Probably Anubis because I'm lazy, unorganised and I don't strive to do it for her.

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>>16833925


>>>/i/499699
>>>/i/499700
Hope he doesnt mind i shove my fetishes in too

>> No.16835676

>>16835595
> far left
She's wearing crocs. Also bikeshorts under her skirt. Clearly dweebish to the nth level, and probably smelly too. It's kind of a shame too, she looked rather cute.

> shorty next to her
Good posture, hands folded in front of her, disarming smile, but look at those multi-pupiled eyes that are hard to read. She's clearly studied how to look like a good girl. The ahoge is a ruse- look to how her headfeelers are leaning forward to get a sense of you, and how her wings are folded neatly back so as to minimize her profile. Beware this one.

> Gyaru
It's often difficult to tell when they're actually sluts. In this case, I'd call it an attempt to prove dominance in the group. Look at that wide stance with hands on her hips- she's doing the opposite of the previous girl and is trying to appear larger and intimidating. The bright, colorful bra and fanned out shirt is a warning. She's probably adapted the insult of being called a 'filthy roach' into a sort of persona. Probably a bully due to insecurity issues.

> class president
Arms covering body, arms nearly covering face, an uncomfortable expression. and a single foot already retreating. She's either she, or she thinks you're gross/intimidating. Probably both. Probably the safest bug here, least likely to attack.

>> No.16835677

>>16835639
She bites to make getting pregnant with your children easier
I don't want mosquito daughters

>>16835657
No physical incompatibilities but I'm too lazy for species like Kikis or Anubi

>> No.16835682

>>16835668
>>16835677
Hey, bad habits can be changed. I mean there's probably at least one person with a fear of snakes or spiders in here. Maybe someone with cat or dog allergies.

>> No.16835684

>>16835672
The DemonLord has blessed melon.

That lingerie is lewd! But what does he moon symbols say?

>> No.16835685

>>16835672
I love everything about this. And if it's the clothes you're talking about I love the too.

>> No.16835686

>>16835676
Ace detective anon says your waifu is shit and backs it up.

>> No.16835689

>>16835207
Hellhound/Mad Hatter mix. Sounds like perfection to me

>> No.16835692

>>16835676
The middle two are really cute. Yandere moths are to die for and that gyaru girl probably has a background like that. It's going to take her boyfriend's (you) healing to overcome her insecurities and issues.

>She's wearing crocs. Also bikeshorts under her skirt. Clearly dweebish to the nth level, and probably smelly too. It's kind of a shame too, she looked rather cute.

But anon that's all the things that make her cute! She's a cute dweeb!

>> No.16835699

>>16835207
Hellhound. Not sure what the result would be though, maybe a really dominant Anubi with some physical changes.

Actually that sounds great. But I wouldn't do it because I love my waifu as she is.

>> No.16835701

>>16835689
>hairy schizo mushroom-user that drinks her tea before it's cooled

Jesus christ how horrifying

>> No.16835705

>>16835701
Hey don't talk bad about her. She's just a bit different.

>> No.16835710

>>16835684
>どう、きもちいでっしょう?
>もっとやりたいなら、私と一緒にくらして。
>毎日できるぞ、何度でもよい。
>子供がほしいだから。


>How is it, feels great huh?
>If you want to do it more, live with me.
>We can do it everyday, as many times as you want.
>Since I want a child.

>> No.16835713

>>16835710
Now that's what I call lewd.

>> No.16835717

>>16835705
I joke, but that would still be a handful. Hyper-dom plus absolute insanity. Take care of your pelvis anon.

>> No.16835719

>>16835672
Looks great though isn't that dude's torso too long?

>>16835676
>Detective Anon at it again
Go marry a squirrel or something

>> No.16835723

>>16835717
Life would be one hell of a ride. Maybe I'll do a short when I wake up.

>> No.16835725

>>16835672
What does the pic say?

>> No.16835726

>>16835719
its around 3 heads long so it should be fine?

>> No.16835727

>>16835725
see >>16835710

>> No.16835730

>>16835725
>>16835710

>> No.16835731

>>16835710
Thanks anon

>> No.16835738

>>16835726
I'm not sure, something feels off
Maybe it's because he bends in an unnatural way

>> No.16835740

>>16835719
Eeh? Squirrels are cute, but they seem like they would get competitive. A bad one might even steal work, you know? They're weak to teasing, but that only means she would annoy you more to receive punishments.

I think maybe an undead would be more fun. The sort to drag you along on mysteries already mostly aware of the answer, going "Oho? Sasuga anon." with a cool demeanor. Long hair is a plus too...

>> No.16835744

>>16835738
probably because of the canvas cutoff

>> No.16835745

>>16835710
>My fetish
Best 15$ ever.

>> No.16835766

I miss MGK

>> No.16835776

>>16833516
>having to delete the alive folder because you don't want to get arrested

>> No.16835778

>>16835776
>the alive folder
?

>> No.16835780

>>16835776
What alive folder?
Arrested for what?

>> No.16835781

>>16835778
Alice*

>> No.16835791

>>16835710
Yes.

That is the only possible response.

>> No.16835794

>>16835780
>arrested by the police in an undead realm for fapping to pictures of breathers.

>> No.16835797

So the next Melon sketch is going to be anubutt. neat.

>> No.16835800

>>16835781
Cuck
Are you a fucking leaf?
What about other lolis?

>> No.16835802

>>16835797
Anon was right, now he's stuck in the mainstream MG black hole.

>> No.16835806

>>16835800
No I'm a bong. And I don't save loli MGs onto my computer or phone for that reason.

It's scary man.

>> No.16835811

>>16835802
Apparently he got 4 request for anubis. I think the most uncommon MG he got was blue oni.

>> No.16835821

>>16835811
More Anubis? That's fantastic!

>> No.16835836

>>16835811
I think there were two holsts on the list too.

>> No.16835861

>>16835806
Sad!

>> No.16835877

>sent an email for a commission last night
>woke up and line art has happened already
New Jinko art soon.

>> No.16835885

>>16830810
>paint me like one of your French Wights
Wish I knew how, ma'am.

>> No.16835891

>>16835836
I remember that too. Holst picks are always nice.
Apparently he got a furry request too.

>> No.16835893
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Would you help a girl on her quest to find her estranged parents?

>> No.16835904
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>TFW you begin to notice how much your Anubis waifu resents Pharaoh for being a better mother to her own stepchild, your second son.
>Though you'd never know how much she cares for the boy with how harshly she treats him for lacking the immense talent, grades and beauty of his brothers, older stepsisters and his younger half-sisters.
>"Stubborn... reckless... impulsive little..." Your wife often seethed when thinking about the boy.
>"Kinda like me." Your (long retired) Warrior-Pharaoh would just as often casually chime in from the couch while playing Smash Bros on her gamecube in her pajamas.
>This, of course, always led to yet more seething on your wife's part.

>> No.16835955

>>16835893
Sure! Especially if she looked that cute.

Then once we found her parents I'd ask for their blessings so I can marry their daughter.

>> No.16835959

>>16835955
But would you put your focus on finding the parents or would you enjoy the little detours that life throws your way?

>> No.16835968 [SPOILER] 
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The whole Mad Hatter love has been going too far recently
Other monster girls have even started copying her style

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Whelp with recent shit I've lost some footing with my writing.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12708209
also kinda half fishing for ideas on how to continue my stories, so feel free to drop ideas.

>> No.16835971

>>16835959
Can I have a bit of both? Finding her parents should be the main objective but how can I avoid the little detours?

>> No.16835977

>>16835971
Side quests are often more engaging than the main quest, anon. Before you know it you'll be president of the Panty-Thieves guild.
>>16835969
What does something-something Succubus mean?

>> No.16835984

>>16835977
A story involving a succubus

>> No.16835988

>>16835984
So how about a Succubus using her sex-magic powers to take her boyfriend flying to cure his fear of high places?

>> No.16835993

>>16835984
KC's website has plenty of Succubus story, it's one of the most popular species for stories over there

>> No.16835996

>>16835969
>Battle mansion 2
>Wanting to write more Selene
How about you just drop the lilim?

>> No.16835997

>>16835996
This post is a meme.

>> No.16836001

>>16835969
What's MG roulette? Anyway it sounds interesting.

>> No.16836011

>>16836001
Beast's been making that thing for ages, how can you not know?
https://pastebin.com/LFcTTm6z

>> No.16836015

>>16836001
It's been here for years

>> No.16836019

>>16835997
How is it a meme? Nobody cares about his shitty OC.

>> No.16836022

>>16836019
What are you hoping to accomplish by being an asshole to people who provide us content for free?

>> No.16836026

>>16836011
>>16836015
I actually don't read many stories

>> No.16836029

>>16836022
Bob also provide us content for free. Should we not say anything bad about him and treat him like a god among men then?

>> No.16836034

>>16836029
What are you hoping to accomplish by comparing Beast to Bob when Beast hasn't spammed futa here?

>> No.16836037

>>16835993
Yeh but a vanilla succubus early gets a story nowdays.
Everyone would rather talk about demons or devils, lilims are a mixed bag and the kunoichi is candlejack when remembered
Come to think of it, the last story I remember that was about one was also from Beast.

So lets talk vanilla succubi. what would you like to do with one?

>> No.16836043

>>16836019
Obviously you do if you're this vocal about it.

Also named characters in stories that differ from the profile slightly are good practice unless you want every monster girl in a story to be named after her race and behave exactly as the profile says.
>>16836029
>pulling the bob card
Thread equivalent of Godwin's law right there, way to throw your argument in the trash.

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>>16836037
Aside from breeding?
I'd love to go shopping with her and see her put on all kinds of cute and sexy clothes on

>> No.16836049

>>16836022
It's not being an asshole. It's just people aren't so fond of OC Lilims

Don't you remember the constant arguments and spam of it? It was annoying an left a mark on their reputation. I don't mind stories about them, but you can't be so blind as to not see why people don't like them.

>> No.16836052

>>16836037
What would I like to do with a vanilla succubus? Take one to the pawn shop and exchange her for a better succubus type.

>> No.16836055

>>16836049
So you're just going to blame some random writefag for it all? No fucking wonder everybody leaves us.

>> No.16836056

>>16836043
He gave an example of creators who give us content for free. So did I.

>> No.16836060

>>16836055
Did I blame some random writefag for it? Did I specifically say beast is "cancer"? No I didn't, improve your reading comprehension and stop making things up.

I like Beast and I'm not saying it's his fault.

>> No.16836063

>>16836049
The arguements and spam were due to a handful of people who chose to get mad over a fictional character in a story, not the creators. Unless you include chowder who kind of embarrassed himself but that's nothing to blame the others for.
>>16836056
Nah.

>> No.16836069

>>16836052
Thats like a whole new level of mean

>> No.16836070

>>16836052
Better succubus?

>> No.16836078

>>16836070
http://mgewiki.com/w/Category:Succubus_Family
So many good girls in that family.
>>16836069
I can't help it, the only two succubus types I wouldn't want to end up with are dwarf and the vanilla/lesser ones.

>> No.16836080

>>16836037
I don't know. What i do know is that I'll be content if she wore normal clothes.

>> No.16836082

>>16836078
Damn I really didn't realise how many girls there are in the succubus family.

>> No.16836092

>>16836082
Nereid is so out of place there, all the rest are relatively human looking but there she is with fish legs, scales, blue skin and that thick tail of hers.

>> No.16836101
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16836101

>>16836080
Don't want her to dress like the slut she is?

>> No.16836102

>>16836092
Don't know about you, but I'd trade a Succubus for a Titania anyday.

>> No.16836104

>>16836092
Nereid are the succubus of the sea, the most common species along with the default species woman corrupt to

>> No.16836113

>>16836102
Good man, Titanias are too cute.
>>16836104
True, something has to happen to Paladin-chan when she falls overboard in full plate armor.

>> No.16836114

>>16836101
Her boots are cute. And so is her outfit in general. Including her horns, horns are nice.

>> No.16836121

>>16836101
She's MY slut, she belongs to me.
Those tits are mine! Im the only one who should look at them that way.

>> No.16836123
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16836123

I'll have a Flat Wight to go.

>> No.16836125

>>16836123
That's some impressive Nen she has.

>> No.16836130

>>16836123
Loli wights really are perfection.

>> No.16836134

>>16836123
Where can I find one to turn into my mistress?

>> No.16836183

You know what would be nice? A Mindflayer dressed up as Emma Frost.

>> No.16836193

>>16835595
The girl on the far left is girlfriend material.

>> No.16836222

I'm going to get a Kikimora or a Shoggoth to sit on my face and I don't care if she breaks mastah's skull in the process.

>> No.16836264

>>16835969
I know nothing but the roulette, so I'll vote for that.

>> No.16836292

I really regret going through .less archive and finding that bit of hellhound art he did for Bob.

Then again, not even artists are safe from that kind of trash.

>> No.16836293

>>16836121
Not letting your Succubus dress like a slut is bullying

>>16836183
That's a nice, fancy outfit that would definitely suit a flayer but she'd get too into it and make you have roleplay sex with her

>> No.16836296

>>16836134
Look for royals/nobles who died young in the past. Or level up a loli Zombie.

>> No.16836314

>>16836292
The sad part it, a lot of artists have done futa. Like a lot of them. Maybe you wonder why.

>> No.16836427

Sleepy thread. Or maybe the portals opened early.

>> No.16836431

>>16836427
Or Ms. Lich turned people into undeads again.

>> No.16836436
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>>16836427
I'm thinking of whether I should buy me some vidya, sorry.

>> No.16836438

>>16836427
Out to a sleepy diner for a sleepy breakfast thinkin a Demons.

What Monstergirl would you find waitressing at a comfy out-of-the-way small town diner?

>> No.16836441
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16836441

>>16836438
>What'll it be, hun?

>> No.16836449

>>16836427
I'd love to fall asleep in a Dragon Zombie's soft embrace
Too bad it's not the cold season anymore, warm weather is not comfy

>> No.16836450

>>16836438
A Kikimora with a sassy attitude. Or a warm gentle unagi Joro who puts syrup smiley face on your pancakes

I like the latter

>> No.16836459

>>16836431
Someone needs to marry that girl so she can't stop doing devilish things like that.

>>16836436
Nothing to apologise about. What you going to buy Gazerfag?

>>16836449
I'd love to fall asleep on my dragon zombie's lap. It's cool and squishy, perfect for the hot months ahead. And I hate hot weather, its not comfy and I have horrendous hayfever. I feel physically weak in the hot and pollen filled air

>> No.16836464

>>16836459
I'm not Gazerfag, just wanted to post a picture of a Monster playing vidya and that's the first pic I came across in my folder.
I'm debating between Bully and the classic Half-Life. Only ever played them on the PS2 long ago

>> No.16836493

>>16836314
Because it makes lots of money from weirdos who are super hardcore into futa.

>> No.16836495

>>16836464
Ah. Yes that is a hard decision. Hope you find a winner though.

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>>16836495
I was kind of hoping posting my dilemma would grant an answer here.

>> No.16836501

>>16836431
But Ms. Lich is having sex with me >>>/i/499699

>> No.16836506

>>16836500
Sorry, I couldn't even decide. They're both great games.

But if I had to possibly pick one and only one. I'd say get classic half life.

>> No.16836508

>>16836506
Done. I've got fond memories of playing it and my dad telling me he had that same crowbar and I should just use it all game instead of shooting.
Anyway, Black Mesa incident with Monster Girls, how about it?

>> No.16836510

I want the perky, shortstack runt of a werewolf pack!
Even if she turns out to be more tubby than the rest!

>> No.16836511

>>16836508
Do we get MGE monstergirls or MG versions of Half life enemies?

>> No.16836515

>>16836508
The good thing about monster girls is, that no matter how horrendously ugly the creature is, it can still be turned into a cute girl.

>tfw no cute Shortstack Face Hugger who has a fondness of her sitting on your shoulders and has a fetish for sitting on your face.

>> No.16836517

>>16836511
Whichever you prefer.
>Headcrabs are now Devil Bugs who have an ear-fetish
>Vortigaunts are now Thunderbirds
>the soldiers are paladins

>> No.16836520

>>16836438
>Hellhound
>the diner is the only place in town that would hire an ex-con

>> No.16836522

>>16836427
I wish my dragon were clinging to me now, not letting me vet off the bed.

>> No.16836526

>>16835521
When was the last time we had a yandere kidnapping story?

>> No.16836535

>>16835521
Science fiction is something we don't have enough of.
I guess there aren't enough mystery stories for my tastes either. A setting where Monsters aren't public knowledge would work nicely for that.

>> No.16836536

>>16836510
What would you do with a tubby Shortstack wolfu?

>> No.16836540

>>16836520
I'm sure she's not that bad.

>> No.16836544

>>16836438
A ditzy Weresheep with a revealing outfit, a slight southern accent and enjoys her drink after hours.

>> No.16836546

>>16836536
Cuddle her, give her snacks, let her sit in my lap while we relax.
Let her be on top every now and then so she can feel tough.

Rub her belly.
Pump her to the brim and plug her up before she has to see the other wolfus

>> No.16836552

>>16836520
I want an ex-convict Hellhound who's really stern, serious, tough and has no issue hurting me outside and in sex!

>> No.16836555

>>16836510
>perky, shortstack runt of werewolf pack
>is always behind the pack when they're hunting
>never has been able to prove her worth to the pack but always gives her all no matter what
>gets lost from her pack one night and runs into anon
>full moon breeding shenanigans ensue
>shortstack werewolf gets even more confident in herself when she realizes she's the first one in the pack besides the Alpha to have a mate

>> No.16836557

>>16836515
Wouldn't be too bad, although they're be a whole lot more automatons.

>> No.16836559

>>16836546
But anon that will just make the other wolfus jealous. Then they'll go get a man to pump them full.

>> No.16836563

>>16836557
>implying that's a bad thing

>> No.16836567

>>16836555
Exactly.
Gonna give her lots of litters.


>>16836559
Well, there's nothing wrong with the runt giving them ambitions now is there?

>> No.16836574

>>16836540
She was just a victim of her time anon, but now she has a major distrust for authority figures and just wants to be left alone.
>now I want a story about a cop anon and an ex-con Hellhound and he helps her smile again

>> No.16836582

>>16836555
>full moon breeding shenanigans
Well thanks for giving me my next album title.

>> No.16836599

>>16836544
>Flag down the full-figured Holstaur as she's walking by with a tray of someone else's breakfast
>Maam, I think our waitress fell asleep...
>"Who, Sally? Aw hunny, you're prob'ly right. Lemme go'n wake her up 'n git you some free sides fer yer trouble."
>A few minutes later a fluffy, top-heavy and underdressed Weresheep comes bouncing over, hooves clacking, apologizing profusely as she sets your food down
>"Aw gawsh, I'm so sorry sweetie! I wus out late last naight with my friend Sara, she's a Satyros, one-a them drinkin folk, you know? And anyway we wus just thinkin of havin one or two, but then her friend Kagoma, she's one-a them O-ni, you know? And SHE's got herself this big ol jar of sah-kay, and I say to her we got too much liquor for just us three, right? But then SHE says we g..."
>Sits at your table the whole time you're eating breakfast, drawling on and on about her night and other various things she gets side tracked on, tiring herself out in the process until she drifts right into a mumbling sheep
>Same Holstaur from before comes over and wakes her up again to which she leaps with an eep and heads off to repeat the process somewhere else in the diner

>> No.16836609

>>16836552
>>16836574
Go on.

>> No.16836619

How stacked do you like your shortstacked?
On a scale of 1 to 10

>> No.16836620

>grab HL off of Steam
>play through the tutorial
>they let me leave the training area with a fully loaded rifle
Okay this shit is comedy gold, we need someone to do that Monster Girl invasion story STAT!

>> No.16836622

>>16836619
12

I want my tiny titty monsters.

>> No.16836625

>>16836619
I need reference. What does 5 look like?

>> No.16836626

>>16836619
I don't know. Granblue stacked?

>> No.16836631

>>16836619
Depends sometimes anon. Personally I like my shortstacks stacked around a 4 when not lactating. And then turning to a good 8 (see Desert Shortstack fox for reference) when lactating.

>> No.16836632

>>16836619
This >>16836622
http://imgur.com/a/kd5uo

>> No.16836636

>>16836632
STACKED

>> No.16836638

>>16836632
Now THAT is a 10 to 12 on the stacked scale, if not higher

>> No.16836639

>>16836632
Goddammit anon I just woke up. I don't need to masturbate right now!

>> No.16836640

>>16836632
I'm going to cuddle that girl.
I'd love to have a girl like that especially if she was a more modest, martial girl beforehand.

>> No.16836642

>>16836599
She seems like the kind of person I couldn't possibly stay mad at.
Those southern accents are pretty cute as well.

>> No.16836659

>>16836632
That is kind of disgusting.

>> No.16836669

>>16836620
Check yo autism sir.

>> No.16836682

>>16836599
She sounds perfect, I could listen to her stories all day.

>> No.16836685

>>16836642
>>16836682
Would you try and get her number before you leave?

>> No.16836686
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>>16836669
No. Jerk.

>> No.16836692

>>16836686
Scylla daughteru is adorable. She looks so squishy.

>> No.16836702

>>16836685
I'd try to but chances are I would be a little embarrassed about it.

Maybe rather than asking for her number, saying her nights out sound fun and that I wouldn't mind joining her after her shift ends.

>> No.16836710

>>16836619
Assuming Jubjubs are a 5 I'd go with a 7

Shortstacks are love and all that, but I feel that we're discriminating against their opposite: tall skinny girls

>> No.16836715

>>16836685
>"Well, ain't you jus a darlin'! Aw course you can have mah number!"
>"I get off work at sex today~!"

>> No.16836717
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>>16836619
I want an Automaton that's naturally a thicc shortstack at this tier: http://i.imgur.com/YopJ6BQ.jpg

>> No.16836719

>>16836710
JubJubs being a 5 sounds about right.

>> No.16836725

Ok but what about tall flats! Everyone loves oomukades, right?

>> No.16836736

>>16836725
I want a loving, NEET waifu like an Oomukade so we can sit inside all day and play Overwatch.

>> No.16836737

>>16836725
Ew.

>> No.16836740

>>16836619
Meh, 2.
Lolis are better

>> No.16836741

>>16836725
>Tallflat
Bleaaagh

>> No.16836742

>>16836710
>not tall muscled girls
Bitch I want a 9 foot tall spartan gf to fight alongside with against the covenant.

>> No.16836744

>>16836599
>>16836715
>Southern accent

Oh boy.

>> No.16836747

>>16836717
That's some of the best taste I've ever seen

>>16836725
Tall flat girls tend to be creepy and secluded, that's part of what makes them so lovable though

>Everyone loves oomukades, right?
They are top 5 best bugs, and we got plenty of good bugs

>> No.16836753
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>>16836725
Oomukade has a special place in my heart.

>> No.16836758

>>16836747
Who is best bug then?
And why is it Mantis?

>> No.16836761

>>16836736
Comfy anon

>>16836737
Not ew. Cute.

>>16836741
W-What about those "shortstack" girls? Woman lets! Ugly cow tits! S-Shortstacks are Bleaagh!

>>16836747
See, they're great girls. A bug worth a fug and a hug, amiright?

>>16836753
As she does in mine aswell. You're a good guy Anon.

>> No.16836765

>>16836758
Khepri of course, there is nothing better than a delicious brown golden bug

>Spoiler
Wrong but she is in the top 5 as well

>>16836761
>A bug worth a fug and a hug, amiright?
100% right

>> No.16836771

>>16836758
>Mantis
>not Arachne
Shit taste detected.

>> No.16836773

>>16836725
Tall flat is meh and little girls with tits bigger than their own head are bad. Average girls with just slightly bigger assets a best.

>> No.16836774

>>16836758
Mantis is up there but Khepri reigns supreme.

>> No.16836780

But all bugs are great, it's hard to rank girls who are equally amazing.

>> No.16836791

>>16836742
This guy gets it.
>no 8 foot tall buff jinko maid to clean your house while you're at work
>or so you think
>you'll never come home early from work one day to find her laying on your bed with your dirty laundry all around her fingering herself while huffing your dirty boxers

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>>16836765
>>16836774
The Khepri love lately is wonderful to see, especially with how they were treated back in the /a/ threads.

>> No.16836800

>>16836761
They're big dirty bugs that nobody likes.

>> No.16836801

>>16836796
>tfw no Khepri harem

How do I become a Pillarman?

>> No.16836809

>>16836800
>dubs confirm Oomukade is shit
BTFO

>> No.16836813

>>16836801
Piss off a Pharaoh and pray that she'll kick you into a Kephri pit.

>> No.16836817

>>16836800
But I like them

>> No.16836818

>>16836791
>spoiler
Oh man I want that but with a Shoggoth.

>> No.16836827

>>16836801
Find a group of Khepri with a muscle fetish and mamono mana will do the rest.

I wouldn't want to be pillarmen levels of /fit/ though, just toned and atheltic.

>> No.16836828

>>16836817
Well you're a nobody.

>> No.16836831

>>16836796
I personally rank Khepris above Apophis and Pharaoh, becoming a Khepri king is the best fate one could hope for

>>16836801
You can work out until you become a god of fitness and your mere masculinity is enough to attract the Khepris
Or alternatively just dive into the Khepri pit and enjoy your time there

>> No.16836832

I need the lewdest story you have, stat.

>> No.16836842

>>16836831
But can't I do both?

>> No.16836843

>>16836796
>>16836801
Do you think you could convince your Khepri harem to go traveling with you? I'm imagining walking through the town forming in the Demon Realm above the Khepri pit with all of them doting and hanging off of you as you survey the land.
>>16836827
This, as far as how you make it happen.
>>16836831
Same. They're my favorite Egypt themed girl, though I do like both Apophis and Pharaoh as well.

>> No.16836851

>>16836828
You know words hurt?

>> No.16836850

>>16836796
Do you like your Khepris as tempting and the ones really in charge or as fawning yes-women?

>> No.16836861

>>16836780
Speaking as a hated fartknocker and connoisseur of all things Bugfu and Eldritch, I can attest that Khepri girls are the ultimate harem waifu species. Even topping Bicorn's inherent bigamous quality and not being a cuck-queen about it.

Hell, even P'Orcs and Werewolves are better than Bicorn, but that's besides the point. Not only will you be constantly attended to by frisky and in-the-mood beetles who want nothing more than to make you into [ THE SUN ], but they're going to constantly dote and care for you.

I mean, fuck's sake Anon. Enough exposure to a Khepri harem would probably turn you into something like pre-Bird transformation Azir in League of Legends, or Imhotep from the Brendan Fraser version of The Mummy without the shitty furry armor and decaying skin.
But rather, the ability to command the sands as you wish so that you could build an empire to flourish like the olden days of the Egyptian empires.

You are their Sun, and they will forever be caught in the orbit of your love and care for them.

>> No.16836866

>>16836842
You can though start by diving in the pit and then working out
All the mamono mana they will pump you full of will give you the greatest gains
And don't act like you wouldn't enjoy Khepris fawning over your body while you lift some weight

>> No.16836874

>>16836866
>spoiler

I want that so bad.

>> No.16836878

>>16836866
I would enjoy being the wellbuilt husband of a bunch of chubby kephris

>> No.16836879

>>16836831
>I personally rank Khepris above Apophis and Pharaoh, becoming a Khepri king is the best fate one could hope for
All the desert girls are lovely but I agree, Khepris are too good.
>>16836843
The thought of travelling with the harem is nice, although sleeping arrangements at the inn could be complicated. Imagine the poor inn keeper's face when you ask for a room for 9.
>>16836850
Maybe not yes-women but not in charge. I like my Khepris to be fawning yet they know when to speak up if they have concerns, a good ruler also takes the opinions of those around him into account.

>> No.16836894

>>16836866
>>16836861
To think of how much they'd be all over you in everything you do is intoxicating.
Working out? Constant praise and adoration over your body.
Making a decision for the fledgling empire you're building? They'll provide their insights as well, but as soon as you finalize your decision they'll think it was wise beyond years and reward you with a collective dick-worshipping blowjob.
Tell them you just want to rest for the remainder of the night? Expect massages all over your body as they rub in oils to your every joint and muscle.
And any time you even mention them by name, they feel like they're entirely fulfilled. They do everything possible to please you and just by being near them they're the ultimate in pleased.

>> No.16836895
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>>16836599
I want to be the only guy in that diner and get hit on by all the workers! Even the southern belle manager!

>> No.16836901

>>16836832
https://pastebin.com/KnNYwMxD
https://pastebin.com/Px3YrFZp
https://pastebin.com/XU6j8Xs5
>tfw Average never did a follow-up where anon actually drinks the Vampires breast milk
>tfw Penywise hasn't written lactation stuff in ages

>> No.16836902

>>16836685
I'd be more likely to go for the Holstaur.
After all, the milk/creamer probably tastes good for a reason.

>> No.16836911

>>16836901
Thanks very much anon! I was running out of fresh fap material and got worried.

>> No.16836919

>>16836901
Come on.
Who wants to read about an overly large breasted, tomboy, vampire breastfeeding her childhood friend?

>> No.16836921

>>16836895
Looks like someone is going to get thrown out.

>> No.16836928

>>16836919
>Vampire breatfeeding
You made me remember that anon that wanted to feed his vampire daughteru nipple blood. That was a weird anon.

>> No.16836932

>>16836879
>All the desert girls are lovely but I agree, Khepris are too good.
I'd be happy getting husbando'd by any desert species minus Sphinx, but Khepris are significantly better than the rest
The desert region is the best MGE region has so far and I don't see anything topping it

>>16836894
You just described heaven

I'd fight Sandworms and have knife duels with Girtablilus just to get to the Khepri pit

>> No.16836936

>>16836894
It's not selfish to really want this is it?

>> No.16836943

>>16836936
It is, but the bugs are fine with it.

>> No.16836945

>Melon drawing Anubutt again.
No.

>> No.16836949

>>16836945
He said yesterday that after he posted about having free slots he got like 4 Anubis commissions.

>> No.16836950

>>16836945
Anubis is growing like crazy on popularity.

>> No.16836955

>>16836945
What's wrong with that?

>> No.16836963
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>>16836919
More Undead lactation smut would be a blessing.

>> No.16836967

>>16836945
>spreading her pussy with her paw
Going to need two packs of tissues for this.

>> No.16836979

>>16836967
And I'm going to need a link because I'm a dumbass who keeps forgetting it

>> No.16836982

>>16836932
>>16836936
>sitting on your golden throne as a emissary comes in
>Your Khepri wives are laying and hanging all over and off you, looking at the emissary with disdain when he speaks as if to say he's taking time away from the Sun itself
>When you speak, their smiling faces and sparkling eyes are affixed on you, hanging off of your every word, and when you finish they go into a flurry of agreement and praise, kissing your skin and tonguing your ears, whispering their personal approval
>If for some reason the news is angering, they scamper even more, hugging you close all over and begging you spare them in your rage, or if news is particularly pleasing, they grind against you as they become wet from your happiness, chattering that there must be celebration
A hard job, but someone's gotta do it.

>> No.16836985

>>16836979
https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>> No.16836988

>>16836949
Adds up to the assumed number of Anubisfags I had guessed in here.
They're either fast approaching meme status or already past it.

>> No.16836989

>>16836979
https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>> No.16836996

>>16836985
Fuck me thats lewd.

>>16836988
Who cares? Just because a girl is popular doesn't mean she's bad.

>> No.16836998

>>16836996
It has nothing to do with the girl and everything to do with their fans. We'll see.

>> No.16837002

>>16836988
Don't forget that a person can take more than one slot if they have the money, they're only 15 burger bucks per pop.

I'm not going to complain, Anubis is great.

>> No.16837003

>>16836998
Anubisfags are fine in my book.

>> No.16837012

>>16836996
When the people talking about them are annoying it tends to leave a bad taste in people's mouth for a while when they're brought up
And like someone said the Anubisfags are a bit neurotic. It's nothing too terrible yet but if keeps up I can see it getting annoying.

>> No.16837013

>>16836998
Most Anubis fans are pretty chill though, you never see them going out the way to cause shit storms or anything.

>> No.16837014

>>16836998
I can't understand a girl being nullified down to just a blank slate and her profile completely forgotten because she's popular. It doesn't look like that's happening at the moment. But yeah that would suck.

>> No.16837020

>>16837003
I think its just the one that particularly annoys me, but he's also the most vocal.

>> No.16837026

>>16836998
Nah, the two Anubisfags who post the most (as far as I know) nowadays are both pretty cool.

>> No.16837029

>>16835175
>Fucking bathroom stall porn mango

>> No.16837036
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>>16835175

>> No.16837039

>>16836988
>Adds up to the assumed number of Anubisfags I had guessed in here.
How do you even tall them apart?

>> No.16837044

>>16837039
Please don't ask that question. I'm in for a bullying.

>> No.16837045

>>16836121
>You will never declare loudly that a succubus is you woman.
>It will never pull at her heartstrings and have her tear up behind you.

>> No.16837046

>>16836945
>>16836949
After he finished my Gremlin commission he mentioned he still had Miia, 2 Anubi, a Blue Oni and something else I can't remember.
Those were just the lewd ones, though. No telling what non-lewd ones he has.

>> No.16837053

>>16837046
Twas a Lich.

I think that might just be the lewd ones though, I didn't see mine listed when he said that.

>> No.16837055

>>16837046
I thought it was 3 Anubis including the one he's doing now. Holst is the one you're forgetting.

>> No.16837061

>>16837044
Ok mr. 'I'm not a lolicon' Anubisfag.

You're cool though, you have good discussions about collars and stuff.

>> No.16837073

>>16837039
>the one who is a lolicon in denial
>the one who gets commissions and his waifu has a long name
>Anubisfucker
I don't know the 4th.

>> No.16837076

>>16837053
I didn't mention Lich because he already made her earlier in the thread.
>I think that might just be the lewd ones though
Yes, that's what I said.

>>16837055
It was just two lewd ones. Probably two more non-lewd ones.
>Holst
Ah, that's the one.

>> No.16837086

>>16837061
Thanks anon, I do love a good chat about collars.

>> No.16837089

>>16837020
He is calming down these days.

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>>16837073
There's also the dude whose waifu is an "Anput", which seems like a variation on the Anubis

>> No.16837110

>>16837099
Oh yeah, him and his waifu are nice. Although she's hard to understand but that's probably just me. Hes still a great fellow with an adorable waifu.

>> No.16837170

>>16837045
There's no quicker way to get a monstergirl to heartpupil than to claim her as your lover to protect her from some creep.

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>>16837170
For some unknown reasons I read "protect her from some creep" as "buy her some crepe". Looks like someone wants sweets.

>> No.16837193

>>16837170
>some creep.
thats my role though, this hit too close to home,
now I now i need to crawl underneath something and cry myself to sleep.

>> No.16837200

>>16837192
I think you might want to just take a Dragon out to a night on the town to check out modern human dishes.

>>16837193
Then she'd be claiming you to protect you from a monstergirl creep.

>> No.16837201

>>16837193
turn it into a career. Wingman-creep on monstergirls so their crushes can "protect" them from you.

>> No.16837215

>>16837200
I guess so, gonna eat fancy sweets with her. I might make her heart pupil too since my mother worked was a confectioner and I can give her some goodies.
I think my dragon might go crazy.

>> No.16837217

>>16837201
But will Creep-wingman ever find love himself?

>> No.16837222

>>16837193
>monster girls become real including ones from different settings
>they find these threads and see all the weird and creepy things we say about them
>they actively avoid people from this thread

>> No.16837224

>>16837192
I want to introduce a dragon to fried chicken, buffalo wings, cakes, candies, pancakes, and all the sweets she could eat.

>> No.16837226

>>16837192
Aren't you a huge shitposter?

>> No.16837230
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>>16837222

>> No.16837231

>>16837217
No.

>> No.16837234

>>16837215
Don't worry about costs when you choose the places you go anon, she can cover it. She's fresh from the portal so she wants to see as much of what modern humans can do as she can, though she won't turn her nose up to "pedestrian" foods like most Ojou-types would.
And don't forget the part where you surprise her by sweeping her off her feet into a princess carry after you get home before taking her up to the bed.
You can snuggle her or it can get lewd at that point.

>> No.16837242

>>16837222
>monster girls from mge seek us out and ones from emg think we're scum
>walking down the world with your mge waifu when you overhear some crabman girls calling the two of you creepy
>your waifu smiles and takes it as a compliment

>> No.16837244

>>16837230
>2011 was 6 years ago

>> No.16837246

>>16837231
There's a monster girl for everyone, anon!

>> No.16837253

>>16837224
Anon, no! She will demand more and more until she is full and lazy.

>>16837226
No?

>>16837234
I'll slip in pedestrian foods in and she won't even notice. Also, I don't like princess carry that much. I would rather just jump at the bend and invite her with a weird seductive look.

>> No.16837259

>>16837253
Did you get that picture of Dragon?

>> No.16837262

>>16837242
Considering it, EMG girls probably are judgemental sluts. Since they share simailar traits with actual women.

>> No.16837270

>>16837253
You can't stop me!
If she wants it, then I'll get it!
Who am I to tell the dragon what she wants to do?

>> No.16837271

>>16837253
Anon, if you want to get her heartpupiling you'll sweep that girl into a princess carry just once.

>> No.16837273

>>16837246
Yeah? And what if there isn't?

You'll be held responsible for this speculation.

>> No.16837278

>>16837230
This sounds fun, I want to live in a fort.

>> No.16837285

>>16837273
I take full responsibility because I know it's true.

There must be MGs with low standards, anon. There has to be

>> No.16837293

>>16837224
>"Just what is this gruel called again? Pizza? It certainly isn't caviar and merlot."
>dragon takes a bite
>"Husband, this is the second greatest thing I've ever tasted in my entire life."

>> No.16837297

>>16837259
You're thinking I'm the other dragonfag, aren't you?

>>16837270
You are her husband, anon. You need her to stay healthy.

>>16837271
I'll heart pupil her in another way. I'll make it a mutual heart pupilation.

>> No.16837298

>>16837293
She's going to get all the pizza she wants.
Introducing dragons to 'low class' foods would be nice.

>> No.16837301

>>16837285
>There must be MGs with low standards
l m a o

>> No.16837304

>>16837297
>You're thinking I'm the other dragonfag, aren't you?

There's so many of you

>> No.16837306

>>16837297
She's a dragon, her body will be healthy no matter what her diet does to it.

>> No.16837307

>>16837297
I'm asking if you are.

>> No.16837316

>>16837170
>protect her from some creep
But in this settings they protect YOU from monstergirl creeps.

>> No.16837321

>>16837306
If you say so. Just be careful to not get her addicted to sweets and stuff like that. She might start getting too lazy and demanding.

>>16837307
Nope. My waifu is a cutie black dragon and I'm not Alp.

>> No.16837323

I love Khepris but they are petite.

Is it possible to have a harem of 7ft muscular Khepris that will flirt with you belly dancing with their abs and constantly telling you that they will protect your smile with their muscles as they embrace you and you feel her hard bodies?

>> No.16837324

Beware when wandering into a Succubus Hive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVNFE7wpd7o&t=1s

>> No.16837325

>>16837301
>implying monster girls would be judgemental whores
As long as a man has a working dick and isn't a complete scumbag they don't care.

>> No.16837326

>>16837301
It's not like all MGs have high standards though. I mean they really like men, they can't turn a man down considering how special they are to MGs.

>> No.16837330

>>16837316
You can have both, though.

>> No.16837331

>>16837321
Please, what go wrong?
Her just laying on her hoard with bedhead while munching pizza and watching TV?

>> No.16837334

>>16837324
>Anon walks into a succubus hive
>He gets passed around all of them and made a communal husband.

>> No.16837336

>>16837321
Well, the person who got that picture of Dragon that you posted is a huge shitposter, though I assume you already know that.

>> No.16837339

>>16837330
Yeah, I guess. It is weird to think perverted sex crazed monsters would think any guy is a "creep" though, that's more of a 3DPD mindset.

>> No.16837340

So I had this idea that there was this government agency employing Monster Girls super-secretly and that there'd be these two agents who could blend in society since they were a Werewolf and a Doppel, does that sound dumb?

>> No.16837344

>>16837323
I don't see why not.
>Anon wakes up getting dragged in the dark
>When he comes into a well lit antechamber, he sees a huge harem of massive muscular amazonian Khepris all looking at him with ara ara eyes, stopping their rituals of oiling each other up and sultrily sashaying towards him
Buckle up, anon.

>> No.16837345

>>16837323
God that sounds perfect, Khepri who also act as bodyguards.

Although this makes me want a desert kingdom warrior girl. The scorpions don't count since they're assassins rather than face to face fighters.

>> No.16837346

>>16837336
Is there? Hm, I never noticed him.

>> No.16837349

>>16837331
Yep, while also wearing an oversized T-shirt and pouting if you don't follow her orders. Though I might pamper mine up just a bit to see her wearing lazy clothing.

>>16837336
I know, and I honestly don't care.

>> No.16837350

>>16837340
Doppelganger? No. They can look like anything.
Werewolf? They're meant to be bigger than most humans, have paws for hands and feet, tails, and wolf ears instad of human ones. How is that going to work?

>> No.16837351

>>16837340
I like it because Dops are one of my favorite MGs.

>> No.16837353

>>16837349
I just mean to say you might be mistaken for him on occasion.

>> No.16837355

>>16837350
>have paws for hands and feet, tails, and wolf ears instad of human ones
Dude, Werewolves. They transform.

>> No.16837358

>>16837349
What's wrong with that?
She can simply relax while you bring her snacks or massage her.

Get some holst-cheese pizzas so she fills out that shirt.

>> No.16837359

>>16837293
I just imagined her eyes going all starry when she takes her first bite.
Help me it's adorable.

>> No.16837362

>>16837355
Ah. I thought we were talking the MGE ones who always look like that.

>> No.16837363

>>16837353
Fist time it happened.

>> No.16837366

>>16837355
Not the MGE ones.
They're stuck with them.

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>>16837355
>They transform
Some can probably polymorph while others can't.

>> No.16837369

>>16837367
Wolfus are perfect

>> No.16837372

>>16837362
>>16837366
Of course I'm not talking in terms of MGE canon, since I'm talking secret government agents.

>> No.16837373

>>16837358
Nah, I like my dragon average and a bit sporty, so pampering too much would be bad.

>> No.16837375

>>16837226
I'm the biggest shitposter here.

>> No.16837377

>>16837336
I wouldn't say huge considering I was only a retard once. And even if we go by that place standards I'm small fry. Keep that shit ouf of here.

>> No.16837380

>>16837373
Thats fine.

I'd enjoy a big, soft, and smug dragon.
I also enjoy big muscled ones buts I'm feeling a lazy, spoiled one that I could pamper every day.

>> No.16837384

>>16837380
Do you want your big smug dragon to sit you in her lap while molesting your ears and neck with her tongue?

>> No.16837386

>>16837372
In that case you can have a ton of monsters who could fit that role. Like Vampires, who says they die in the sunlight? Maybe they just get weaker? Succubi can change their appearance too, going by most lore involving them.
By saying you're using an original setting you've got more to worry about than the race of your two characters. Now you have to set the rules for magic and all kinds of other shit.

>> No.16837387

>>16837380
Would you Eat her out while she sits on the couch eating pizza and idly pushing your head in further telling you she'll tell you when she's satisfied?

>> No.16837388

>>16837375
This thread aint big enough for two big shitposters

>> No.16837390

>>16837380
If mine ever got soft I would instantly stop pampering her, she would have to work hard in order to get some of the pamper and her hoard back.

>> No.16837392

>>16837388
You are nothing compared to my ability to shitpost.

>> No.16837403

>>16837384
If that's what she wants.

>>16837387
yeah, I'd do that.
I'd go as long as she wanted.

>>16837390
And that's fine, you do you.

>> No.16837404

>>16837390
Anon, consider though.
Big thick thighs wrapped around your head.

>> No.16837405

>>16837388
I estimate this thread has more shitposters than genuine posters these days, especially on the weekends. There's plenty of room.

>> No.16837411

>>16837392
I AM the shitpost

>> No.16837412

>>16837403
No anon. I do her.

>> No.16837415

>>16837404
You make a strong argument, but I implore you to elaborate.

>> No.16837418

>>16837412
Oh you!

>> No.16837421

>>16837377
Uh-huh. How does being a "retard" cause that behavior?

>> No.16837428

>>16837386
> who says they die in the sunlight?
I don't, but the Vampires in my story won't be working for the government.
>spoiler
Nigga I've been doing that already, I don't think anyone actually cares about all the exposition I put in though.

>> No.16837429

>>16837415
Thighs wrapped around your head, clawed hand in your hair, all while she softly moans as you eat her out.

>> No.16837437

>>16837421
Do you know what a retard is?

>> No.16837439

>>16837404
I do enjoy eathing her out, especially if it's a bit forced while she is casually laying around.

Maybe she could start by teasing me with her claws and her tail while slowly pulling me closer and closer, with a naughty smile on her face. But she doesn't need big meaty thighs to do that.

>> No.16837446

>>16837415
A Dragon's plump thighs wrapped around your head, soft and squishy with undeniable muscle hidden beneath.
Her hand on your head pulling you towards her sopping wet pussy and a smug look on her face that coaxes your boner to rise.

>> No.16837447

>>16837428
>Nigga I've been doing that already, I don't think anyone actually cares about all the exposition I put in though.
That depends on how well you pull it off, and how well thought out the setting is. As always, the rule is: Show, don't tell. Find a way to explain the setting without having a character infodump everything and you're half way there.

>> No.16837448

>>16837429
Yes this is something I dream of.

>> No.16837450

>>16837429
>Slowly squeezing them tighter and tighter hoping you don't notice
>You definitely do as they're now pressing heavily against your ears, her claws starting to scratch at the back of your head as her breathing gets heavier and heavier
>Her softer body yields even more wetness and pressure on all sides as she unknowingly starts bouncing her hips against you
>Whimpering out your name with her eyes closed, and when you wrap your arms around the underside of her thighs to bring them in tighter, she screams out and downright starts thrusting against your mouth, driving your tongue even deeper

>> No.16837451

>>16837447
I'm not going back to change all that shit though, it sucks already and we all have to live with it. Now excuse me.

>> No.16837453

>>16837285

MGs are no 3DPD. You only have to ask a MG and she will marry you.

The only exceptions are bitches like the Salamander and Lizardman and even then, they will just train you rather than reject you.

The few MGs with standards are very specific standards with clear cut ways to pass them. None or near none of them is like the "ew creep" 3DPD bullshit.

>> No.16837458

>>16837437
Not synonymous with "asshole"

>> No.16837459

>>16837450
You know what goes well with eating out a dragon? Tailjobs.

>> No.16837461

>>16837450
>>16837446
Calm down! I'm already at full mast.

>> No.16837470

>>16837450
>>16837448
That is why one needs soft dragons.

>> No.16837472

>>16837453
It's nice that MGs value virginity instead of seeing it as something weird and pathetic.

I imagine it feels great having an MG take a guy's first time.

>> No.16837475

>>16837470
She can also by strong so that there is a bit more force in her thighs.

>> No.16837478

>>16837461
But what about the moment where after dozens of orgasms she starts muttering about how it's not enough and how she needs more before shoving you on your back and riding you as hard as she can?
Can you imagine it? The feeling of her massive ass slamming down against your crotch as she howls in pleasure and her pussy squeezes down harder every time either of you cum?

>> No.16837480

>>16837475
Strongfat then.

>> No.16837482

>>16837458
It was falseflagging, I wasn't serious about that stuff and I apologized later. That's why I said I was a retard.

>> No.16837483

>>16837459
>>16837461
>She cums while her moan wavers, pressing your head in for all it's worth, her softness enveloping you as your tongue and lips are slathered in her juices
>However, when you try to pull back, she whimpers and greedily pulls you back in, unwilling to let you go and wanting more like the spoiled
>As she does so, her thick meaty tail slides underneath both her and you, draping down to your pants and lazily wrapping itself around your cock
>round two

>> No.16837493

>>16837478
>>16837483
Thick greedy dragons who can't even register 'no' are the best.
She's her, so of course she deserves more, and that's final, no questions asked. More of anything she wants. And she wants more of everything. So chop chop! Make yourself useful!

>> No.16837498

>>16837483
You know what to do when that happens? Reach out and stroke her thighs and tummy, maybe even reach her tits or ass if possible.

>>16837480
Strongfat dragons are too strong.

>> No.16837499

>>16837478
>>16837483
This erection is going to enter the 4th dimension in a minute. I have an urge to eat out a dragon and I shall not stop until I have achieved this goal

>> No.16837503

>>16837498
Not strong enough I say!
Or soft enough!
They need to get better at both!

>> No.16837509

>>16837411
I am so beyond the concept of being a shitpost that people usually preface my very name with "Fuck off"

>> No.16837520

>>16837503
If you keep going further she will become too big for the world on all sides.

I wonder how my dragon would feel knowing that most dragon waifus are on the extreme side of things. Either they are short or big, fat or muscled, yet she is just normal.

>> No.16837522

>>16837482
IIRC you tried to deny it, I don't know anything about an apology

>> No.16837523

>>16837482
That's not how falseflagging works

>> No.16837532

>>16837482
Who the fuck even is this guy?

>> No.16837533

>>16837520
She'd probably be happy as she has you.

I'd just be serving my strongfat dragon and calling her cute while trying to get her into a dress for a date.

>> No.16837536

>>16837498
>>16837499
Then she'll start demanding that you be groping both her tits and ass as rough as possible and growl at you when you don't, or complain that you're not being rough enough. All while your face is now an absolute mess with her juices as her sweaty thighs continue to squash you between them and her tail is coated with your cum from her continuous, smothering tailjob.
And don't even think about asking her to stop, that's up to her to decide, and she's far, far from done.

>> No.16837541

>>16837532
A dragonfag and salty WWD posters. Again.

>> No.16837549

>>16837522
I said it monday on the general after the thread was over. There was nothing to deny there, just explain why I did it.

>> No.16837550

>>16837541
WWD posters?

>> No.16837555

>>16837499
Do it. Break down the dimensional barriers with your love (and penis).

>> No.16837556

>>16837541
The dragonfag in question IS a salty WWD poster.

>> No.16837557

>>16837536
How am I even supposed to have the energy to do all that? I'd be exhausted so fast.

But hot damn does that sounds lewd. Saving this and jerking off to it later.

>> No.16837559

>>16835595
All 4

>> No.16837561

>>16837557
That's what you get when you have a pampered, spoiled rotten Dragon anon. They love you like no other, but when they want something they're going to use you past the point of exhaustion until you're both coated in each other's juices.

>> No.16837565

>>16837533
I'd hope so. Would do my best to see her sunny smile.

>>16837536
>Not being rough enough
That wouldn't be me then, cause I would nibble her until she went crazy. That while also doing some massages.

>> No.16837567

>>16837541
I can only remember one instance where a shitter from the WWD came here salty about the deliveries Gazerfag got.

>> No.16837568

>>16835676
>>16835686
>>16835719
I wanna read something about Ace Detective Anon in a Monster Girl world now

>> No.16837574

>>16837567
That has happened several times now.

>> No.16837576

>>16837561
I'd love to spoil a haughty dragon rotten. And I'd try my best to eat her out and obey what she wants me to do until we are both coated in lewd liquids. But I wouldn't be able to help collapsing onto her about an hour in. Pre-incubization and no help from sex boosting items of course

>> No.16837578

the fuck is a WWD

>> No.16837581

>>16837578
Weekend Waifu Drawthread

>> No.16837585

>>16835595
What does it say.

>> No.16837588

>>16837568
>Decetective ace anon goes around an analyses waifus with their husbandos to then tell the husbando why his waifu is a shit

>> No.16837592

>>16837588
YES! I NEED IT NOW!

>> No.16837595

>>16837581
What's that? I've seen my fair share of drawthreads but never a weekend waifu draw thread. What goes on in it?

>> No.16837597

>>16837345

Well mamono mana shapes your waifu into your ideal one, right? And with Khepris in particular there is A LOT of mana exchange as you are incubizated the first night.

Imagine, you enter an ancient ruin and are dragged by 20 petite Khepri girls into the royal bedroom and fucked over and over.

You wake up next morning surrounded by 7ft muscular chocolate skinned beetle girls.

They begin to hug you and as you feel their hard bodies one of them says.

"It seems we were not suited to your fine tastes the first time. And not only our bodies, while you were sleeping we called the most revered combat Hakutaku to give all of us expert combat and martial arts skills. Feel safe enough now? My king?"

She flex her bicep right in front of your face.

>> No.16837601

>>16837597
>She flex her bicep in front of your face.
Absolute perfection. Why do big tits and even bigger muscles never fail to get me hard?

>> No.16837602

>>16837595
People post their waifus and try to get them drawn. That's the surface of it.

>> No.16837604

>>16837595
A lot of salty shitposting, so much that it bleeds through to the rest of 4chan. Stick to the regular drawthreads, the WWD is salt central

>> No.16837609

Why is mayadere best dere?

>> No.16837615

>>16837609
>mayadere but she actually kills you

>> No.16837616

>>16837609
I like it because I can ruin it.

>> No.16837621

>>16837616
What a faggot

>> No.16837623

>>16837472

Imagine a Hellhounds or Dragon reaction if she were passing by and saw a group of 3DPD belitting and bullying a man for being a virgin the man just barely resisting to not break in tears.

>> No.16837626
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16837626

Since somebody was asking about Half-Life with MGs I got inspired and did a little something that's kind of similar on a superficial level. It's also tied to a story I haven't updated in a really long time, hopefully I'll get back to it properly one of these days.
Now I need to go to bed though.

https://pastebin.com/GTprZNzQ

>> No.16837627
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>>16837609
Because there's nothing hotter than a woman willing to destroy the galaxy just to be with you

>> No.16837630

>>16837609
I wanna be the doting househusband to an evil mayadere dragon!

>> No.16837632

>>16837621
You can't stop me. They are on their path to healing.

>> No.16837639

>>16837623
I can imagine a Hellhound fucking that guy right infront of those girls. Amazon position style.

The taking him home to be her husband. She claimed his virginity and now she's claiming him. Hope he likes a leash and collar. But hey atleast he's not being bullied anymore.

>> No.16837641

>>16837609
Being targeted by an actual, terrifying monster makes for the best scary boners.

>> No.16837647

>>16837623
>"Stop the foreplay and just fuck him already!"

>> No.16837670

>>16837639
Just imagine her smug face after she finishes him while the girls who were mocking him look on in shock.
>"He's not a virgin anymore is he?"
And then she just slings him over her shoulder and carries him off for some more snu-snu.

>> No.16837672

>>16837601

Do you remain a while just cuddling to their hard bodies? Get breakfast? Take a bath? Ask for them to belly dance with their abs? Challenge one to a sparring fight where she will easily wrestle you down with her combat skills and hard body only to end up making out and having sex with her? Or have sex with them right there and then when you fuck one (or she fucks you) while the others rub your body and gently whisper to your ears that they are protecting you?

>> No.16837691

>>16837672
Woah anon please, I can't have this boner right now.

>> No.16837692

>Ochimusha still not translated

Fuck.

>> No.16837695

Do hellhounds have sub-breeds like kobolds probably do?

I want to see a hellhound corgi breed.

>> No.16837697

>>16837692
It's only been a day and there's a rough translation that's been out for months.

>> No.16837699

>>16837692
>no 7ft tall Ochimusa bodyguard to protect you from dangers and to cuddle you at night

>> No.16837700

>>16837692
She killed the translators.

>> No.16837703

>>16837695
>Fluffy Shortstack Hellhound that gets a husband by tackling his legs and then aggressively riding him.
>Despite this, a bit of a cuddlebug.

>> No.16837705

>>16837695
>Hellhound Corgi mix
They're short stack Hellhounds with British accents.
Sign me the fuck up.

>> No.16837709

>>16837699
>tfw no Ochimucha maid who misunderstood the meaning of "Master" in the ad

>> No.16837711

>>16837703
Yep.
And they'd be the genki kind of agressive.

>>16837705
Could be good.
Probably still proud too.

>> No.16837712

>>16837699
Does it make you sad knowing that you'll never have a 7 foot tall Ochimusa who was mocked in life for being a giant of a woman and a samurai?
Does it hurt knowing she'll never tell you that she feels like she was born to meet you in clumsy english?

>> No.16837714

>>16837699
>7ft this 7ft that 7ft up 7ft down

>> No.16837717

>>16837712
>Does it hurt
Yes. Yes it does. That's why I hang out with my friend Jack Daniels and his cousin Jim Beam everyday after work.

>> No.16837719

>>16837705
>"Oi! Anon! I'm in heat so hurry up and get that dick hard so you can pound my sopping cunt!"
>You were "in heat" yesterday. There's no shame in admitting you just like to fuck a lot.
>"Shut up and get hard!"
She'll want you to stroke her hair afterwards, so keep that in mind.

>> No.16837723

>>16837714
Say what you want but a seven foot tall woman is perfect motor boating height for me.

>> No.16837735

>>16837719
I would feed her nothing but fertility potions and aphrodisiacs until she has octuplets.

>> No.16837737

>>16837714
I love tall girls. What can I say? It would give me that protected feeling when they cuddle me.

>> No.16837743

>>16837714
Anything less and the /fit/ brigade calls you a manlet.
Anything more gets you called out for "giantess shit".

>> No.16837745

>>16837735
Are you ready for eight yipping little fluffball hellpups to tackle you every time you come home though?

>> No.16837749

>>16837714
https://nhentai.net/artist/methonium/

Theres nothing wrong with tall girls

>> No.16837752

>>16837743
>Changing your tastes to please /fit/
They're all homos, why do you care?

>> No.16837756

>>16837743
People didn't seem to care when I talked about my waifu's height and she's as far as I know the tallest one here.

>> No.16837759

>>16837745
YES. It physically hurts me that I'll never have that in my life.

>> No.16837760

>In her bed a Kikimora dreams
>Dreams of a 1950's Americana home with a white picket fence in cozy suburbia.
>Dreams of a loving and doting mastah, praising her and giving her headpats every day for her hard work.
>She dreams of the day she can escape the hopelessness of not having a Mastah and a loving home

Every Kikimora each year go without a Mastah, stop the cycle, take in a Kikimora today.

>> No.16837764

>>16837714
My ideal monster girl is 6'4 which is already 3 inches taller than me, she would probably get called a womanlet by the monster girl version of /fit/.

>> No.16837766

>>16837743
As long as your waifu isn't above 9ft tall I wouldn't worry about her being a giantess or anything

>> No.16837768
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16837768

>>16837714
>hating the magic number for tall girls

>> No.16837769

>>16837756
How tall is your waifu?

>> No.16837773

>>16837712

It makes me sadder knowing I will never have a muscular Hinezumi waifu bodyguard that will use me as her training dummy but will only strike me with punches that cause pleasure instead of pain and ending the day with hot sex with her.

All this because KC tainted her with a requirement that you also have to be a fighter to waifu her and that she seeks a stronk man as her husband, making her terrible bodyguard waifu material. All the sexy possibilities of an expert martial artist waifu lost.

It hurts.

>> No.16837774

>>16837768
>Magic number
That's 3.

>> No.16837775
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16837775

>>16837743
>tfw no /fit/ituar waifu who calls you a manlet while she picks you up for standing paizuri

>> No.16837776

>>16837760
I can't take a Kiki, I'm allergic. I'll have to content myself with going to a Kiki home to play with and headpat the orphan Kikis there.

>> No.16837779

>>16837769
9'9", ye olde Demon

>> No.16837783

>>16837775
She'd probably kneel town to tease you before lunging forward and pinning you against a wall with her paizuri.

>> No.16837785
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>>16837768
This Lich looks a lot like a certain lewd Automaton. That's my type.

>> No.16837787

>>16837779
Ah how's the ol ball and chain? What role play will you two do tonight?

>> No.16837788

>>16837776
Anon, no! You will imprint on them and then when they grow older they will follow you.

>> No.16837794

>>16837749
Where had this artist been all my life?

Koi no Motherhood is just perfect.

>> No.16837795

>>16837785
>do not fist android girls
>instead you gently dick them in the missionary position while whispering that you love her in her ears

>> No.16837798

>>16837760
The last thing I'd want is to disappoint one by taking her home to a rather small apartment.
I only have one bed, anyways.

>> No.16837799

>>16837788
But someone has to play with them or they'll be afraid of Mastahs! Even if I found a cute, lovely Kiki I'd almost exclusively play with every week, I just couldn't take her home with me. I'd cry every week when I had to leave without her, but I absolutely have to breathe.

>> No.16837802

>>16837787
Wrong Demonfag. That's the other one, and she's short from what I gather.

>> No.16837804

>>16837745
I can only imagine them all ganging up around his legs in an attempt to get him to pat their head first.

>> No.16837805

>>16837785
Stop using drugs, anon. You are clearly addicted to 2D

>> No.16837808

>>16837795
You're not supposed to fist android girls because they have very tight orifices that are not designed to be fisted. You have to be very gentle and careful to avoid tearing them even with a dick.

>> No.16837809

>>16837802
She's 5' 1" anon.

>> No.16837811

>>16837802
Aren't you the roleplay demonfag?

>> No.16837814

>>16837811
Nooope.
>>16837809
Fair enough. I mean, I guess that's a little short.

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>>16835672


>>>/i/499756
>>>/i/499757
shh

>> No.16837818

>>16837798
That would get a Kiki hot and flustered though. A man alone with a Kiki and having to share a bed.

>> No.16837821

>>16837794
I know anon, it's something I realised the first time I saw it. Tall motherly girls are beyond god tier.

>> No.16837825

>>16837821
>Tall motherly girls are beyond god tier.

Especially aggressive ones.

>> No.16837826

>>16837816
Nice. Would fill her schedule with "being anon's lewd dog".

>> No.16837829

>>16837816
I have never seen a pussy more delicious in my life than I have now. Is melon even human?

It looks so delicious and I just want to shove my tongue inside and drink from that river of juices.

>> No.16837830

>>16837818
Then he rolls over and goes to sleep.

>> No.16837833

>>16837816
It's felt like Christmas around here lately with all the lewds.

>> No.16837836

>>16837825
Aggressively motherly? Do go on.

>> No.16837837

>>16837818
I want to sleep for the first time with my new Kiki and wake up to find that I've spooned her up so tight that she couldn't even get up to make me breakfast. I'd profusely apologize to her and beg her to forgive me and promise never to do it again, but then wake up again the next morning to having used her as a plush toy all night.

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>>16837785

>> No.16837847

>>16837842
I'm really surprised we haven't seen Automaton in 2b cosplay yet.

>> No.16837848

>>16837836
Taking the led in the relationship, always doing things she knows is best for you, forcing you to sit on her lap with your head between her breasts.

>> No.16837854

>>16837848
That's is the perfect relationship and the one I want most.

>> No.16837855

>>16837842
Automata are made for sexual.
Even if they don't have vaginas. I'd gladly put my dick inside one's heat exhaust port or used lubricant ejection port.

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>>16837847
I'm surprised we haven't seen Automatons cosplaying in /m/ stuff in general aside from some Gundam and ZoE stuff.

>> No.16837864

I want an oppai loli kiki that I will do Pure things with, wishing her well before I go off to work and getting a kiss on the cheek right before I'm gone.

>> No.16837868

>>16837854
As do I Anon.
>>16837864
Well I want a Christmas Cake Kiki who worries she's not going to get a husband because men prefer younger maids.

>> No.16837871 [DELETED] 

God damn, all this shitposting over the weekend has brought me back to the primaries and the tail end of the campaign.

Good times.

>> No.16837875

>>16837871
Ignore me
I was in the wrong thread.

>> No.16837880

>>16837868
That would be nice too.
Although who is to say that the oppai loli isn't a CC herself?

>> No.16837884

>>16837816
What does the pic say?

>> No.16837885
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16837885

>>16837875
Heh.

>> No.16837889

>>16837875
Oh you little dude.

>> No.16837898

>>16837885
Shush.
Go back to the kikis now.

>>16837889
Yeah, my bad.

>> No.16837902

>>16837885
What compels the cat to be so smug? What's her end game?

>> No.16837904

FEED ME
FEED ME MEMES

>> No.16837906

>>16837902
Smug daughterus.

>> No.16837908

>>16837816
Is that a snout? Fucking lmao

>> No.16837910

>>16837902
She compensates for being shit.

>> No.16837912

>>16837906
Smug, chubby daughterus?

>> No.16837913

>>16837908
Wait. It can't be. That's a nose, I'm sure of it. There's no little dot to show it being a snout.

>> No.16837918

>>16837906
But then those smug daughterus will grow up and want smug daughterus themselves?

It's just a never ending cycle of smug. By why? What's it's meaning? Where did it come from? When will it end?

>> No.16837920

>>16837912
No. Smug daughterus.

>> No.16837923

>>16837920
Smug muscle dagutherus?

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>>16837913
oh nooo

>> No.16837930

>>16837924
I seriously don't see it. Although I'm putting my hope into it not being a snout. I'm like 90% sure it's just a nose.

Either way I'll still jerk off to it, mutiple times. Like a lot.

>> No.16837932

>>16837908
>>16837924
Compare it to the uncolored version, that's shadow behind her nose.

>> No.16837935

>>16837918
Yep. Unless some really crazy mutation happens all those daughterus are going to be keeping their smug.

why are they smug? Deep down on the depths of the wonderland, on a place that not even the QoH knows, lies a certain monster that is in deep slumbler and Cheshires try to wake it up with the sounds of snickers and an annoying smile. Only they know about it and so they smug to the future.

>>16837923
No. Smug daughterus.

>> No.16837940

>>16837935
Smug, strongfat daughterus?

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16837942

>>16837902
To become the Smug King

>> No.16837943

>>16837935
>Cheshires are the real Chaos girls trying to awake an evil to destroy the world

>> No.16837944

>>16837924
it's an semi-profile view what's your point

>> No.16837945

>>16837940
No. Smug daughterus.

>> No.16837946

>>16837945
....You lost me.

>> No.16837947

>>16837942
I always wonder what the fluffy insides to cute MGE girls ears feel like. I'm going to ask a Cheshire if she can let me feel.

>> No.16837954

>>16837943
It's a different kind of madness that was born from the wonderland. their objective is pretty similar though.

Or it could just be a lie to make people go crazy and they go more smug.

>>16837946
Just normal smug cats. They aren't fat nor muscled.

>> No.16837960

>>16837954
....Oppai loli smug daughterus?

>> No.16837965

>>16837960
Nope. Normal height and boob size, maybe the only thing she has going for her is a slightly bigger than average ass, but it's nothing to write home about.

>> No.16837966
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16837966

Sleeping with lolipire waifu in coffin for closest snuggles!
It's out btw
https://exhentai.org/g/1049487/94804aaa55/#cnew

>> No.16837969

>>16837965
So fat-assed daughterus then.

I can give her those.

>> No.16837970

>>16837965
Wait, I guess all cheshires have a good ass huh? Then her ass is normal too.

Sorry anon. Those smug daughterus are just smug daughterus.

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16837971

>>16837924
Same goes for the shaded version you posted, it's just easier to point out here.

>> No.16837973

>>16837969
Nope, just normal smug daughterus.

>> No.16837981

>>16837971
This eases my worry.

>> No.16837983

>>16837971
Anubis neuroticism strikes again

>> No.16837984

>>16837973
But you said she wants daughterus with larger than normal asses?

I'm going to give her those.

>> No.16837990

>>16837984
>>16837970
Nah, just normal Cheshires. Smug daughterus and all of that.

>> No.16838000

>Group of 15+ Khepri's surrounding a large human shaped figure stuck to a stone wall in their cave
>upon closer inspection he's a tall incredibly built man with bulging muscles doing a strange pose
>rocks begin crumbling around the man and the stone man starts to animate and twitch
>all the Khepris chant "Awaken hubby!"
>https://youtu.be/XUhVCoTsBaM

>> No.16838033
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>> No.16838044

>>16838033
She's pear. I like that. Pear shaped lolis are the best lolis.

>> No.16838053

>>16838033
Perfect body

>> No.16838067

>>16838033
Now if we can get an anubis loli like this.

>> No.16838097

>>16838067
You have my attention, I think that body would look perfect on an Anubis.

>> No.16838110

>>16838033
Itty bitty kitty titties

>> No.16838121

>>16838110
Which is better?

Itty bitty kitty titties or Bug fat cat tats?

>> No.16838130

>>16838121
Itty Bitty Kittys with big fat cat tats.

>> No.16838135
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16838135

>>16838121
All feline funbags are fine at any size
>>16838130
But this is a patrician choice
Still not over that oppai loli kick

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I don't think monstergirls understand the concept of privacy

>> No.16838146

>>16838135
One never should.

Oppai loli jinkos, werecats, and other such girls are fantastic.

>> No.16838155

>>16838146
I want to teach a class of oppai loli monstergirls!

>> No.16838157
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16838157

Lich alt costumes!

>> No.16838164

I want a MG that gets off over how much stronger she is than me. I want her to get horny just by me saying I feel protected with her. I want to walk to her without even knowing her, ask her to protect me or be my bodyguard and have her get heart pupils after I tell her that, consider that a marriage proposal and claim me.

I want her during sex or when we are cuddling to blush and command me "Ask me to protect you...." and after I tell her that she hugs me tighter and get heart pupils.

Which monster girls would be like that?

>> No.16838176

>>16838157
But she's not a nun.

>> No.16838181

so KC said that despite the high sex drive life gones on much the same with all the art and culture and city business intact in monster controlled areas right?

>> No.16838187

>>16838176
Why not? Maybe it's a spooky Undead Church.

>> No.16838190

>>16837966
>this story continued
oh fuck yes!

>> No.16838195

>>16838164
Griffon, Dragon, Samurai Jill, Possibly some of the more subservient types like a Shoggoth, Automaton, Golem, some of the more magically powerful or position-of-power types like a Ryu, Pharaoh, Queen Slime, lilim, and then the clingy types like a Orc, Kraken, Kejorou, Valkyrie.

>> No.16838203

>>16838181
Yeah, though Monsters naturally take a liking to when things like art and culture are sex related, but they don't go around destroying it or anything and incubus husbands are free to pursue the same things they were into before.

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>>16838181
Yes, even ushi-oni, who is said to be 25/8 rape machine in the profile, takes cooking classes and stuff

>> No.16838207

>>16838203
so couldn't a hypothetical manga/anime focus on that with the sex implied?

>> No.16838212

>>16838155
Young oppai lolis that are doing cute things or older oppai lolis who are more lewd?

>> No.16838225

>>16838155
will you teach them well?

>> No.16838227

>>16838204
I still don't like spider cows.

>> No.16838235

>>16838227
They seem to make good friends.

>> No.16838240

>>16838235
No monster girl would make for a good friend.

>> No.16838241

>>16838207
The main focus of the MGE is sex, anything else is just fluff to fill the setting in, if a manga wasn't pretty straight up hentai it would be removed from the whole intent of the series
And what's more, probably wouldn't be that enjoyable anyway. KC is good at what he does, but I don't see him able to make any engaging or interesting story that wouldn't be largely sex filled or doujin style (like the one he's done, which was great). If he tried to do something with any longstanding plot it would go just like how things ended up with EMG, so best to just leave it for what it is

>> No.16838243

>>16838195
I feel like Anubis would also classify

>> No.16838246

>>16838212
Yes!
In truth it's hard to pick. I really like both aspects, but I definitely would want to keep them separate with the actual lolis just doing cute things and the actually older lolis doing lewd things.
>>16838225
Probably!

>> No.16838248

>>16838243
Oh for fuck's sake

>> No.16838252

>>16838243
Not particularly, they aren't exactly strong and don't seem like the protective type canonically

>> No.16838253

>>16838240
That's pretty rude, anon. I bet most would give off a very pleasant chat and it would be nice to hear the troubles and benefits of having monster parts.

>> No.16838256

>>16838246
But how would you deal with one of the young oppai lolis telling you that she wants to be her husband one day?

>> No.16838257

>>16838241
>which was great
i know you're going to get on my case for caring about this, but the way he draw that guys penis was kind of weird, look like a gantz alien

>> No.16838259

>>16838248
You ok?

>>16838252
I just thought that because they use curses and swords, they see atleast some action. And I guess because of their controlling attitudes they'd also want to protect their husband? If that sort of makes sense.

>> No.16838260

>>16838241
and whats wrong with fluff?

>> No.16838264

>>16838253
Anon, almost 90% of their total thoughts are related to sexual things so it would be extremely rare to have an actual conversation with one as friends.

>> No.16838269

>>16838259
Seems like a reach, not to mention that their controlling attitudes don't mesh well with someone who gets all lovey dovey at the thought of protecting someone. In fact they come across as pretty stubborn if not a certain brand of tsun in their profile.

>> No.16838274

>>16838264
If you're married then it probably works. Like a double date would have casual conversation that wasn't filled with "you don't understand how hard I want to pin and rape you anon"

>> No.16838278

>>16838241
>The main focus of the MGE is sex
what if you want lovE?

>> No.16838279

>>16838257
Contrary to the norm I don't go around evaluating people's tastes on a cantonese rock-splitting talkspace

>> No.16838280

>>16838164
>>16838195
>no Oni
>no Amazon

are you even trying bruh?

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I need Ancient Evil girls.

>> No.16838283

>>16838264
That still leaves 10% for small talk and I'm sure you can pull some more if you take lead of the conversation.

>> No.16838286

>>16838269
Yeah you do make a good point. Thanks for making it clear though, anon.

>> No.16838291

>>16838280
Forgot about Amazon cause lolnodiscussion but Oni doesn't strike me as the protective type or the type that would get all mushy and 'heartpupily' outside of sex since they're mostly in a drunken stupor all the time. Strong though they may be that's hardly the defining feature of their profile.

>> No.16838307

>>16838248
What is the problem officer?

>> No.16838308

>>16838274
Now that just sounds like some a Middle Eastern woman has to do. Nobody would want that.

>>16838283
You have a better chance at getting five million points in Out Run than you would doing that, anon.

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https://pastebin.com/zB6Rfr3N

So someone gave me an idea for a story about a Demon and a disgraced knight. This is just a bit of a teaser, but I wanted to share it with you guys to gauge interest on it and get some feedback. It's short, but let me know what you thought of it.

>> No.16838317

>>16838278
No issue as long as its lovE with a whole lot of sex on top of it.
>>16838260
I'm just answering a question and I was under the impression people didn't like how dumbed down and other factors of EMG that make it disliked around here. Plus I feel it would be a disservice to portray the monsters who are very sex focused in an entirely just ecchi or nonsexual light. In EMG funny situations happen that put Darling into erotic situations that don't actually lead to sex and most of the time the girls are trying to respect his wishes. In MGE almost any monstergirl in two seconds would just rape the guy and be done with it.

>> No.16838320

>>16838307
do you know how fast you were typing?

>> No.16838321

>>16838312
Kind of short but thanks for posting I guess

>> No.16838322

>>16838307
Is the officer an Anubis
Officer reminds me of my anubis

>> No.16838323

>>16838312
It's shit.

>> No.16838341

>>16838312
>https://pastebin.com/zB6Rfr3N
Please continue.

>> No.16838352

>>16838312
I like it. Would like to see where it goes from there.

>> No.16838354

>>16838312
Oh great! Can't wait to see if this evolves into one of Frotiscles new masterpieces. Please continue because I can't wait to see the rest.

>> No.16838358

>>16838308
I highly doubt it. Some monster girls that aren't focused on sex such as Ryus would give very nice conversations. Things like weather, food, donations and stuff would be a breeze.

Now if you try to just chat with a hellhound or a dark priest of course she is going to touch your dick.

>> No.16838360

>>16838291
It's one of the two most defining parts of their profile. The other being love for alcohol and parties. I wouldn't say they're in a drunken stupor all the time, they just try to get there most nights.

>> No.16838365

>>16838358
I am completely disgusted by Dark Priests for some reason and I have no idea why.

>> No.16838366

>>16838358
hat if I have them trapped inside a labyrinth and communicating via speaker?

>> No.16838369

>>16838322
Yes, she tries to keep the order in the anubis town.

>> No.16838372

>>16838312
Seems promising so far, new demon content is always pleasing.

>> No.16838375

>>16837811
That's me anon. I'm the one with the short cute childhood friend.

>>16837814
She's at the perfect height for me to nuzzle my head between her horns.

>> No.16838378

>>16838366
Communicate via illusions and we get to dance magic dance.

>> No.16838379

>>16838360
I'd still say the drinking is the primary part of their profile, and in either case they don't particularly seem like a race more suited to getting off to being protected compared to others. But that was just my read on it.
>>16838312
Nice to see something that isn't entirely upbeat. Could see this becoming an interesting story if it incorporates some of the guy's past either in flashback or explanation. Hope you give it a go!

>> No.16838380

>>16837549
Oh, well fair enough.
As long as you don't still shitpost, it's inconsequential.

>> No.16838381

>>16838375
Does she retain the same body proportions as a regular demon?

>> No.16838382

>>16838365
Some monster girls just activates the disgust insticts on us. I for one would puke if a Tanuki flirted with me.

>>16838366
She is going to say something about raping you and mention how much of a pussy you are for not being able to talk with a girl.

>>16838378
I hear guitars playing.

>> No.16838383

>>16838378
whos the david bowie of monstergirls?

>> No.16838388

>>16838383
Zombie ;_;

>> No.16838391

>>16838383
Wight.

>> No.16838395

>>16838383
>>16838388
That fucking legend would be a phantom with the power of the gods.

>> No.16838396

>>16838381
Thick thighs, big tits and plush ass anon.
She's a little chubby but not much. Just enough for it to be cute/sexy
The funny thing about it is that she was one head taller than me when we were kids and now I'm one head taller than her.

>> No.16838407

>>16838396
>Thick thighs, big tits and plush ass anon.

The holy trinity. Fine taste. Chub is cute aswell, works good on short thicc girls. Although is teasable? Can you poke it and pinch the pudge?

>spoiler

Did this trigger any jealously? How did that make her feel?

>> No.16838410

>>16838380
I promised that I wouldn't do so and I'm keeping it even if no one cares.

>> No.16838414

>>16838396
Must be fun looking at an album and seeing the difference.

>> No.16838416

>>16838395
Phantoms would be such a pain in the ass to deal with.

>> No.16838419
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16838419

I would like to discuss Queen Slime.

1. Is it necessary for there to be a physical link between all divisions and the Queen, or could divisions at later stages of overall size independently walk free as long as they stayed within a certain distance?

2. Dependent upon the first question, does the 'Slime Kingdom' that a Queen Slime creates consist of slime outside of just the divisions and Queen, or is it also used as building material as well? If so, do the 'monsters who move in to slime kingdoms' live within these buildings made of the mass of Queen Slime?

3. Has it ever definitively been stated that each individual division can have their own personality and voice and such, even if it's just for show considering their all ultimately one entity? In times of need, could all divisions instantly act with one mind? And if enough mass is gathered in the Queen herself, could she make herself very large, or does she have to have divisions?

>> No.16838421

>>16838410
I'm sure anybody would be happy to not get shitposted.

>> No.16838424

>>16837884
>我慢できないよ!
>私の中をめちゃくちゃして!
>旦那様、早く!

>I can't take it anymore!
>Mess me up from the inside!
>Honey, hurry!

>> No.16838426

Story about lilim going on a corrupt-a-thon when?

>> No.16838428

>>16838424
That's one lewd Anubutt.

>> No.16838429

>>16838419
I still wonder how big can a slime kingdom get because depending on how things are they must be pretty easy to "breed"

>> No.16838430
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>>16838395
Dance magic dance!
Jump magic jump!

>> No.16838432

>>16838419
Remember when shitty gelbooru translations implied that slime queens had male harems? Those were weird times.

As for your questions I'm not sure, it's an old profile and they weren't as fleshed out as modern ones.

>> No.16838434

>>16838430
Labyrinth was awful.

>> No.16838436

>>16838424
Holy hell that's lewd.

>> No.16838439

>>16838407
She's got a bit of squeezable pudge.
And she was at first, but then she got comfy sitting in my lap.
Can't beat the snug.

>>16838414
It's one of the few times I can get legitimately smug with her.

>> No.16838442

>>16838430
Literally named after him.

>> No.16838443

>>16838421
If only the rest could follow his example.

>> No.16838445

>>16838241
>intent of the series
wasn't the intent waifuism?

>> No.16838447

>>16838424
Melon understands moonrunes?

>> No.16838448

>>16838432
Makes me sad knowing that my favourite MG's profile won't ever get fleshed out more than the 4 short paragraphs it is.

But I'm a way it makes me actually kinda relieved and happy. Because it leaves rooms for a small bit of headcanon and it means that she doesn't have any other features that could potentially ruin her for me. So I actually like it as it is.

Can anyone relate to this or is it just me?

>> No.16838450

>>16838429
The rate of growth is also something I'm curious in. While you would never have to worry about (or as seems the more fitting way to say it around here, 'never would get to') have children, the normal low pregnancy rates don't apply, so simply pumping her with more fluids would just make her larger and larger endlessly. But obviously that would depend upon the rate at which they grow and the lifespan of both they and their husband.

>>16838432
Weird and very gladly left behind times. I do not want to imagine anyone else but myself and my Queen Slime within our Slime Kingdom.
I believe they are one of the most if not the most intriguing races despite their less fleshed out profile, simply by sake of novelty.

>> No.16838453

>>16838439
That is a pleasure no short MG can resist. Sitting in her husband's lap.

>> No.16838454

>>16838445
Yes, it's just heavily sexual in nature. I'm sure that anon means that KC would probably have trouble writing something that wasn't mostly wish-fulfillment..

>> No.16838459

>>16838447
I speak some of it, but I use google translate for spellchecking since i cant read

>> No.16838465

>>16838445
Of a variety, yeah, but moreso sexual waifuism. Sex comes first and foremost in every single piece of literature KC has ever written about in relation to MGE, from entire guides down to answers to questions.

>> No.16838476
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>>16838459
>but I use google translate for spellchecking
You're probably going to draw the ire of actual moonrune decipherers at some point.

>> No.16838479
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>>16838281
>Ah! After 10,000 years I'm free! It's time to rape anon!

>> No.16838483

>>16838453
>Waifu in lap
>Head between horns.
>Game console on
>Blanket wrapped around us
Perfection.

>> No.16838487

>>16838476
shh, as long as djt isnt in here

>> No.16838500

>>16838479
Gonna fuck the smug right out of that evil monster.

>> No.16838509

>>16838479
Make my monster grow!

>> No.16838518

>>16838195

By Samurai you mean Ochimusha? Definitively not Valkyrie, she demands her mate to be a strong hero.

What about Hellhound? Would she classify?

>> No.16838520

>>16838454
wish fufillment sells like hot cakes thats no problem, you're telling me he would have trouble writting something that isn't explicitly pornographic.

>> No.16838537

>>16838459
>>16838476
Google translate isn't bad for getting an idea of what is being said. It just falls apart everywhere else. The drawing feature is also hella useful for my scrub ass, personally.
If it's spellchecking, Rikaichan is pretty reliable. I only hate that it doesn't have romaji with it.

>> No.16838547

>>16838483
Oh shit, messing with my Gremfu by nibbling her ears while she's playing games on my lap would be fucking bliss.

>> No.16838552

>>16838419
My understanding has been that a queen slime is effectively a defective slime that can't divide properly. With that in mind I would think that the other bodies would require some kind of slime link to the queen in order to remain active. If that connection is severed, presumably by force, the body would collapse into inert slime. Of course how the dominant body is determined without a core is beyond me.

Based on this I don't imagine queens would use slime for buildings per se, but something like slime roads such that all bodies can maintain a link.

In regards to personality, I would imagine it's a situation similar to Erubetie from MGQ, in that there is so much mass and intelligence in a queen that it cannot be represented by a single persona. Thus the bodies develop individual roles and personalities as a defense mechanism to prevent insanity in the queen, even though these bodies all ultimately have the same will and goals as the queen herself.

Of course this a all conjecture based off of old translations, so it could all be bullshit.

>> No.16838560

>>16838547
Really makes short MGs appealing and I have the urge to buy boxes upon boxes of Short Stack potions.

>> No.16838563

>>16838547
Top tier taste. I'm a fan of flicking my Demonfu's ears myself. Gotta be careful though.
If I tease her too much she might tease me by twisting around and giving me paizuri while not letting me cum until I clear a difficult part of a game.

She'd wait until I reached Sen's fortress before she did it.

>> No.16838576

>>16838563
>spoiler

DEVILISH

>> No.16838577

>>16838426
What is Fallen Brides.

>> No.16838582

>>16838576
And I love her for it.
That stupid sexy cat smirk she does when she does things like that is the cutest and the lewdest.

>> No.16838597

>>16838582
Your demonfu sounds really nice, anon. Lewd wife material. I hope you get to see her soon.

>> No.16838604

>>16838552
Ah, slime roads make more sense than what I had initially thought, and your point regarding lack of separation makes sense in comparison to standard slimes as well. My confusion had come from how it stated that there were things like sentry and scout and hunter divisions, and imagining an unbroken tendril of slime just following a scout through the woods seems a silly visual, even if still possible. I imagine she can be discreet about it or keep such links extremely small.
I've not played MGQ, but it does seem reasonable past a certain point that their intelligence would be so much that they'd need to divide it up. However, they're listed as simple, and the impression I always got was that they start off more or less at the same simplistic low intelligence of regular slimes (or whatever slime they come from since they can be of any slime subspecies) but then gain more and more over time. As such, perhaps the Queen can on occasion have a sole personality throughout multiple bodies at a time even in the later stages, though not in too many due to the reasons you stated.

As for the lack of a core, I imagine whoever the primary slime was at the very beginning simply is 'chosen' as the Queen for convenience, but at a whim it can be shifted to another body in some sort of 'assuming control' manner.
Thank you for your reply. I feel like there are many interesting things that could be done with such a species, and they've always been a personal favorite of mine.

>> No.16838623

>>16838597
That's not even getting into her hedonism and love of cosplay anon. And for bonus cute,
she'll probably flip her lid when our biological daughteru turns out taller than both of us.

>> No.16838635

>>16838623
Why does getting a prim and proper to descend into hedonism sound so good?

>> No.16838637

>>16838623
I've always heard this about you being the roleplay demonfag. I've never understood it though, care to explain? What kind of roleplay do you do? I'm sure it involves cosplay like you stated.

>> No.16838650

>>16838635
What makes you think she was ever "prim and proper"?

>>16838637
It's fun and lets us mix things up in the bedroom. Her favorites are these.
>The one where she's a captive and I'm a hero who makes her into his unwilling cum dump.
>The one where she's a Yandere Idol who captured and rapes a stagehand she fell for.
>Cosplay sex where she acts like a girl from a video game or H-game because she's a huge nerd.

>> No.16838654

>>16838650
I know she isn't, I'm just thinking about it with other girls.

>> No.16838666

>>16838654
Ah. Then it's because you're breaking down her walls of snootiness and class to show her that the pursuit of pleasure and comfort is the only thing that really matters.
Also because you want to see a fancy ojou-sama's lewd body covered in sweat and cum after she rides you hard.

>> No.16838681

>>16838666
Oh anon.
I'd love to get an oujou lizardman to give into her inner hedonist until she's a girl who walks around with a large vibrator plugged in herself to keep seed in while she openly overindulges in food and drink.

We'd also have lovely cuddling session at night.

>> No.16838689

>>16838650
That's certain to spice up the bedroom and sounds very interesting. Roleplay has always interested me just because of the large amount of scenarios you can have and it always brings something new to the table without it seeming "forced". Like femdom on its own can be great, don't get me wrong. But roleplay femdom? That's just perfect.

So I applaud you for your fine taste in fetish.

>> No.16838693

>>16838479
She's the reason I love evil women so much. I just want to pin her over her workbench and plow that 10,000 fertile soil until the only thing she can think of is baby names.

>> No.16838696

>>16838681
Not him but that is the fucking dream right there. Even better if she's haughty and utterly self-serving about it.

>> No.16838698

>>16838689
Just make sure you've got a safeword to bail out if things get too intense. Me and my waifu use "mango".

>> No.16838706

>>16838681
>spoiler
Unf. The bigger the difference from how snooty she was to how indulgent she gets the better.

>> No.16838707

>>16838681
Feed her the core of a wrapping vegetable and watch as she struggles to not toss her clothes off and molest the shit out of you.

>> No.16838709

>>16838681
>that spoiler
That basically how I imagine Satyros girls to be like since they worship Bacchus and all.

>> No.16838713

>>16838698
>spoiler
Mines Oklahoma.

>> No.16838719

>>16838698
>too intense

See when I hear talk about safewords I never understood when it would get too intense and I wouldn't know when to spot it. Which makes me kinda worried. But anyway enough of my rambling, that's a cute little safeword.

Sucks if you're roleplaying as a mango store owner though.

>> No.16838720

>>16838696
That she would be.

Beforehand she'd be a haughty, ladyknight who looked down on those who indulged in the pleasures of the flesh and afterwards she's going to be haughtier in a princess sense, unabashed in how she indulges in her pleasures.

She'd still get mad at anyone else who tried to bed with her though, as far as she's concerned, I beat her in a way she couldn't have imagined



>>16838706
That it is.

>>16838707
That would be great too.

>>16838709
Probably.
Sounds like a nice cult to try and spread.

>> No.16838727

>>16838719
It's if things get too rough or your bonds start actually hurting you or something.
Just so no one gets hurt for real.
It also frees you up to do rape roleplay where one of you begs for the other to stop without making it confusing if they actually want to stop.

>> No.16838730

>>16838698
Mango? That's weird.
Me and waifu use Tanuki

>>16838719
I don't think too intense would even exist in MGE.

>> No.16838736

>>16838720
Would she glaze your dick in alcohol and chocolate before hungrily draining you dry while she turned her extra-large vibrators up to max?

>> No.16838737

>>16838727
Oh I see. Maybe I'd enjoy a little of the pain before it got too serious and sometimes insult play would go a bit too far, so I can see it being good to use then.

>>16838730
Still, always nice to have a safeword. Just in case.

>> No.16838744

>>16838730
I'm allergic to Mango, so that's why.

>>16838737
Just imagine doing insult play with your waifu and then the moment you utter the safeword she's clinging to to apologizing and kissing you all over.

>> No.16838747
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16838747

Translation note: The term "yokai mana" was actually "youryoku" which contrasts with the ordinary term used for mana, which is "maryoku". It probably simply means the mana of Zipangu monsters.

Perentie note: The above is also supported by past references to how the monster mana found in the air of specific regions can have special effects, like how the mana found in the Mist Continent produces jiangshi instead of regular zombies.

>> No.16838748

>>16838736
Yep.
She'd also make sure to get me one of those super semen production drinks that have a bunch of boosters put in them so she can drink as long as she can.

She'd make sure that every hole in her gets filled to the brim before she go outs somewhere.

>> No.16838751

>>16838744
Hnnng. Though I would never do insult play, too spooked for that and getting into it would be extremelly hard.

>> No.16838753

>>16838744
>Just imagine doing insult play with your waifu and then the moment you utter the safeword she's clinging to to apologizing and kissing you all over.

That's actually warms my heart to imagine.

>> No.16838758

>>16838747
>Undying warriors literally powered and healed by their master's love.
>Demonic Energy variants are a thing
>Awkward with romance.
>Baby Hungry
Not bad at all.

>> No.16838761

>>16838747
So fucking her while she's covered in gashes from combat is standard fare? MGE's getting too weird for me.

>> No.16838764

>>16838761
It just says their lord's affection.
It could be that they heal themselves with the sheer power of love.

>> No.16838767

>>16838761
Would you rather have your vassal lie there crippled and disgraced! Heal her if its within your power to!

>> No.16838768

>>16838747
>you'll never have 47 Ochimusa warriors proclaim you as their new 'Daimyo' and follow you wherever you go because you stumbled across their burial site

>> No.16838770

>>16838747
Eh. She's okay I guess.

>>16838764
Of course it's like that. Things might be too weird if not.

>> No.16838772

>>16838747
>wounds heal by compliments from their husbands
>have a dire urge to be impregnated and carry their husband's child

Cute! But the real question is, who would win in a fight between a Ochimusha, a Lizardman and a Salamander?

>> No.16838773

>>16838761
>implying Khornate snu snu is bad

>> No.16838774

>>16838751
There's something about a girl insulting you while pumping every drop out of your balls anon.

>>16838753
Affectionate doms are the best and the cutest anon.

>> No.16838776

>>16838747
I'm really, really liking her. Also I see another 'their body also changes, growing lewder and more womanly' in there. Similar situation to the Dark Mage I presume.
Also, seems like they may be more suited to Extremist faction shenanigans with their whole 'sometimes they fight under powerful yokai who have a radical ideology' because of their will to bear sons.
Very nice.

>> No.16838779

>>16838772
Probably an Ochimusha given their durability and skill outclass both of the others.
Though a Lizardman or Salamander trained by an Ochimusha would be a formidable opponent.

>> No.16838780

>>16838761
So it wasn't too weird back when KC released siths and egg fetuses?

>> No.16838782

>>16838764
"Lord's affection" seems like a euphemism for sex though, since after saying they normally won't try to have sex with him it proceeds to say how they will seek it (lord's affection) after they risk their life for him.

Plus we all know mana helps undead (and monsters in general) heal. They can get some from touch but sex would be best if she is seriously hurt.

>> No.16838783

>>16838761
It's a Monstergirl setting, if THAT'S too weird for you you're cosplay tier

>> No.16838786

>>16838747
One thing I find interesting is the potential implications in the profile regarding the question of whether KC's undead have lifespans or not. I've long maintained that the info at the start of MGE volume one regarding monster lifespans implies that they do die of old age, but this gives more details. Namely it specifies the ochimusa (and presumably zombies in general), like most any good zombie, can't really die from normal wounds. At the same time, they need help to heal from serious wounds (affection from their lord likely meaning sex).

And while the profile says they are undying warriors the context is regarding dying from physical wounds and it specifically says they don't lose their lives on the battlefield, not that they can't die at all (i.e. of some zombie version of old age). Some hyperbole may be present as well, since later in the profile it refers to them risking their lives. Presumably like typical zombies they can still die if their head were to be destroyed for instance.

As for the ochimusa themselves, they appeal to the whole "devoted, pure" aesthetic to the point that they even control their lust. Yet they also have a almost yandere, will-serve-extremist-monsters-to-create-society-that-can't-produce-male-heirs-so-they-can-produce-a-heir side. Which on that note lets us learn the surprising fact that a lot of Zipangu is still ruled by humans and a patriarchal way of inheriting things.

I say surprising because some people have had the impression that basically things like ryus and inari rule the land. But it seems being regarded as a god doesn't necessarily mean you have much influence on government policy (or most inaris and ryus just don't have an interest in such things).

>> No.16838788

>>16838747
>Each time they have sex, it's as if the woman part of them gets tempered
>They change on the inside, becoming able to please a man like a veteran prostitute
>Body changes, growing lewder and more womanly as is appropriate for milking semen
SUPERIOR ZIPANGU PUSSY
FOLDED ONE MIRRION TIMES

>> No.16838791

>>16838788
Kek

>> No.16838792

>>16838783
I like monster girls, not weird guro sex
I mean in quick succession we've had cursed sword, redcap, mershark, kamaitachi and now this one

>> No.16838793

>>16838774
I like being gently dominated, but I don't know about insult. It feels like we might go too far even with the safe word and while all the apologizing may happen I would still prefer if it didn't happen.

>> No.16838794

>>16838764
More likely means sex as a spirit-energy delivery system.
I see no issue with it.

>> No.16838795

>>16838747
I could see stories of Anons stumbling upon a wandering Ochimusha during her sword training.

>> No.16838798

>>16838792
>I like monster girls, not weird guro sex
Good for you, but if you hadn't noticed, there are quite a few tastes being catered to that vary monstergirl by monstergirl

>> No.16838799

>>16838747
Not bad.
Would add to battle harem and fill with kids.

>> No.16838800

>>16838794
I think I'd have trouble having sex with someone who's missing an arm, an eye and has her intestines dangling out of a hole in her stomach.

>> No.16838802

>>16838747
I'm glad that it says they keep their toned body even after having sex.

Their profile is perfect, they're awfully intelligent sounding for undead too.

>> No.16838803

>>16838800
Sounds like she isn't for you then.

>> No.16838806

>>16838800
If she follows the MGE Zombie logic, the more sex you have with her the more beautiful she'll get.

>> No.16838809

>>16838792
It's MGE, he likely doesn't mean full blown guro, just a few light cuts and the like.

>> No.16838811

>>16838788
>Anon takes in an Ochimusha that he found wandering and confused on his trip to Zipangu.
>Winds up having sex with her once.
>From that moment on anon wakes up every morning balls deep in his bodyguard's mouth shooting a hot load down her throat because she can't get enough of his gaijin cock.

>> No.16838812

>>16838773
There's no writefags here who'll ever deliver on Khornate snu-snu. I am disappoint.

>> No.16838815

>>16838809
You underestimate KC. MGE isn't as vanilla as you think.

>> No.16838819

>>16838793
No problem in that, anon. It's ok to not like it and of course your waifu would understand.

>>16838774
I must say I like it aswell. Something about being dominated and insulted by my waifu. Not a really mean kind of insulting, just more of a "Look at you, dominated into submission like a good little boy. Pathetic" but of course we wouldn't do it all the time. She just teases me about her being then matriarch and me being the submissive husband a lot outside the bedroom. I enjoy thinking about it and I see it as a cute thing. Even if it's true.

>> No.16838820

>>16838786
>last bit
Well, yeah. Shinto gods never were ones for dabbling in human politics for the most part.
Their influence is over whatever it is they're dedicated to.

>> No.16838821

>>16838812
What's Khornate snu-snu anyway

>> No.16838824

>>16838747
God damn, why do the Undead girls have such cute personalities?

>> No.16838825

>>16838747
And another front runner...

>> No.16838827

People are lucky that KC made undead just cold. I'm not surprised they are complaining about having sex with one that is just hurt.

>> No.16838829

>>16838811
That's not how it works though.

>> No.16838831

>>16838824
Stern warrior girls that eventually learn how to smile are always a cute.

>> No.16838833

>>16838831
Yeah, that's also very true.

>> No.16838839

>>16838827
Most regular zombie girls are generally still messed up and only the worst damage gets healed when they turn, and part of their gimmick is how you heal them both physically and emotionally.

>> No.16838844

>>16838761
This raises an interesting question, actually.

Ignoring actual open wounds, your thoughts on MGs with scars.

>> No.16838846

>Be the Lord to an Ochimusha
>In reality just happened to buy a dirt cheap house in the mountains of Zipangu that turned out to have once been owned by some guy with a Bushi bodyguard
>for the past month she's been calling you her Aruji-dono and speaking in extremely broken English about how her duty is to protect you
>Also, you're pretty sure she wants to do all the sex with you
>One day be chilling inside, but hear her come in the front door
>Turn to say hi but are horrified to see her covered in blood, an axe sticking out of her shoulder, and a few deep slashes going across her abdomen all the way around to her back
>Calmly greets you as usual and gives a report, but instead of the usual 'No proabrems' states 'They are were thieves'
>Ask her if she needs medical assistance or if there's something you can do to help her in a panic
>She blushes and starts posturing herself all coy, eyes darting to you and then the floor as she tightens her grip on her 'kahtana'
>In so many words states that if it pleases the master she may be able to fix her wounds if you give her a 'direct offering'
It's cute. I like the potential.

>> No.16838850

>>16838747
Get ready for her to be completely forgotten within the week because she isn't a Hellhound/Dragon.

>> No.16838854

>>16838761
I mean I always assumed that was how it worked from the first time it talked about how Spirit Energy heals and nourishes monstergirls, this is totally nothing new

>> No.16838856

>>16838850
It's the only way. If she lasts more than a week, then it counts as spam just like maids, gremlins, automatons, and the entire smug brigade.

>> No.16838857

>>16838850
That reminds me of my anubis

>> No.16838859

>>16838844
They can look pretty nice.

>> No.16838863

>>16838846
Pretty shit bodyguard is she can't even fend off a few thieves.

>> No.16838869

>>16838846
Overcoming language barriers with monster girls is heartwarming.

>> No.16838870

>>16838863
Looks like she fooled you too.

>> No.16838873

>>16838857
What is it with people being salty about anubis lately?

>> No.16838874

>>16838850
I never understood this. It's not like anyone is stopping you from creating conversation about her?

And you really think she'll become an instant sensation and instantly be used as the mascot for MGE?

>> No.16838875

>>16838873
It was a joke sperge-kun

>> No.16838878

>>16838857
>>16838873
I don't understand the nature of this conversation at all.

>> No.16838879

>>16838850
I dunno Anon. What do Dragons and Hellhounds have in common? They're both strong protectors.
An MG who's entire shtick is being a strong protector might just become a meme as well.

>> No.16838880
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>>16838821
Angry, passionate fucking that stems from an arousal due to copious amounts of bloodshed. Essentially an erotic version of "To crush your enemies and drive them before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women".

Essentially, to put in the context of a Cursedswordfag/Ochimushafag/Lizardman-typefag it'd be like getting into a colossal battle where there's alot of actual blood and mana flowing out because Demon Realm Silver weaponry only for you and your wife to be so overcome by carnal lust that you don't even care how many wounded or still barely living enemies are around. At that point you're just going to take her and mating press the ever living fuck out of that waifu while you're in a lustful haze from the fighting.

I'd try to articulate more/better but I don't want to out myself more than I already have.

>> No.16838882

>>16838874
See >>16838856

>> No.16838886

>>16838873
People are being salty about Anubis? I haven't noticed. Maybe the odd guy branding her as a meme girl but that's just brushed off.

Besides, it's probably not the best time to talk about this. Let's just talk about the Undead Nip Samurai.

>> No.16838887

>>16838879
Kinda like Salamanders back in the /a/ days?

>> No.16838889

>>16838873
It's because of certain anons bringing up anubis at every single opportunity. Hell, sometimes people are discussing other monsters and they bring it up.

>> No.16838890

>>16838821
40k fanfiction

>> No.16838895

>>16838889
Yeah I did this, then someone called me out and I stopped. It was really stupid of me.

>> No.16838896

>>16838889
That happens with pretty much every girl the thread regularly brings up though.
Sounds more like we have some salty babies.

>> No.16838897

>>16838856
See that's the part that bothers me, if people like talking about the same girls then fine, whatever, but they never get called out on it, then you go one or two threads on a different species or type of girl and people start moaning about it like you're 'forcing' it or some such nonsense

>> No.16838899

>>16838887
Salamanders? The girls that would be more likely to let you get your ass kicked so you can get tougher?
Somehow I'm not seeing it.

>> No.16838900

>>16838889
Anubis fans aren't the only ones to do that, literally every popular girl has fans that do that at some point.

I'm willing to bet the recent commissions played a part in it, people tend to get pissy when someone spends money on a popular girl.

>> No.16838901

>>16838879
But Hellhounds and Dragons have something in common that makes them popular that Ochimushas don't.

>> No.16838903

>>16838897
Just ignore those faggots anon. It's a monster girl thread, feel free to talk about monster girls.

Hide and ignore the vocal fags.

>> No.16838906

>>16838747
>Former battlefields
Now there's potential for an interesting encounter. Just walking through some empty field while exploring the mountains and coming across an old battle site, noticing something shiny in the ground and when unearthing it finding yourself staring at a devoted sexy undead samurai pledging her life to you.

>> No.16838907

>>16838895
It's fine, but I guess people are going to bring it up here and there.

>>16838896
>>16838900
Yeah, it happens but anon there was really vocal about it and it ended up annoying some peeps.

>> No.16838908

>>16838906
>'Are you my master?'
>"No, I'm the dude trying to take your sword."
>OChimusha looks heart broken at grave robber anon.
>"....Look, you can come with if you carry the rest of the stuff I find"

>> No.16838910

>>16838901
They are really hot?

>> No.16838911
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>>16838747
It seems that the last two MGE2 species for KC to reveal are the Kamaitachi and Nurarihyon.
>Daughteru crazy calm cadavers
Noice.
>The above is also supported by past references to how the monster mana found in the air of specific regions can have special effects, like how the mana found in the Mist Continent produces jiangshi instead of regular zombies.
This opens a while new realm of regional possibilities lads.

>> No.16838913

>>16838911
whole new*

>> No.16838914

>>16838910
Suck my nuts, Charon.

>> No.16838916

>>16838906
She'd probably rise from the ground and then kneel before you.

>> No.16838918

>>16838911
Makes you wonder what the different kinds of mana in the air do in different regions.

>> No.16838921

>>16838914
Somebody get this hothead outta here.

>> No.16838926

>>16838906
>Teaching her about modern culture
>Breaking down the language barrier
>getting used to her always silently following two steps behind you
>the first time she flashes just an inch of her katana when a drunk Oni tries to get close to you
>the first time you take her for some fancy udon and she breaks her serious business demeanor exclaiming how it's making her taste buds sing in broken english
>the first time she actually shows her battle prowess like a flash of light and a gust of wind all in one
>the first time you finally start getting intimate with each other
Damn. I want it. Or at least a story about it.

>> No.16838931

>>16838907
Honestly the only thing that really gets on my nerves with attention-focusing shit is when somebody poses a question or situation and some idiot inevitably replies with "Would never happen/doesn't apply because (muh waifu)"

THEN DON'T REPLY, RETARD.
The question was asked to see how anons would act/prefer given a situation, nobody wants to see you advertise your waifu like she's goddamn Poochy.

>> No.16838934

>>16838911
>This opens a while new realm of regional possibilities lads.
I want to see what a zipangu undead kingdom is like. I would guess it has replacements for Wight and Lich as the powerful undead in the region.

>> No.16838938

>>16838931
You ok anon? You sound a bit vexed but I can see where you're coming from.

What the hell is a poochy?

>> No.16838942

>>16838908
Sad monster girls are my weakness.

>> No.16838943

>>16838931
"Would never happen" is a valid response when the question is retarded and flies in the face of the setting though, which it can at times.

>> No.16838946

>>16838889
when would my anubis not be part of the discussion?

by the way did I tell you about my anubis yet? I call her "Everything Dog"

>> No.16838949

>>16838934
>Zipangu undead

Ever see that movie, 'Kwaidan'? For some reason, I'm imagining an entire court of nobles and knights gathered together for some formal revelry.

>>16838938
Either slang for someone's rear bumper, or an alien who died on its way back home.

>> No.16838950

>>16838931
That's what happened with him both times, but hey, he is a good guy.

>> No.16838953

>>16838950
What?

>> No.16838954

>Ochimusha joins a maid service so she can find her "Master"

>> No.16838955

>>16838938
More or less a character who is paraded around & attention-whored by its creator at all times, regardless of the situation.

>>16838943
I am assuming the question is a legitimate question and not a bait post.

>> No.16838957

>>16838926
Here's a spicy one
>Walking about with your Ochimusha sorta bodyguard sorta wife sorta working out the details
>in the middle of the busy streets of a large town in Zipangu, pass by another man and a woman, think nothing of it
>But after a few steps, notice your Ochi isn't following any more
>Turn back and see she's staring at the woman you passed, who is also an Ochimusha, who is also staring back
>They both have death written on their eyes and their breathing has literally completely stopped
>Your wife suddenly brings a hand to the large scar in the middle of her chest and speaks in (An ancient dialect of Zipangu) towards the other Ochi, who doesn't say a word but takes up a stance
>Turns out she was the one who slew your wife long ago, then died herself some time later

>> No.16838959

>>16838953
It's what happened to anubisfag.

>> No.16838961

>>16838949
I've never seen that movie but noble zipangu undead sound nice.

>> No.16838965

>>16838957
They need sex. Quickly.

>> No.16838966

>>16838959
Which one? And what happened?

>> No.16838969

>>16838959
>anubisfag
You guys really need better names for each other, because I'm pretty sure we have at least five anubisfags. And dragonfags, and demonfags, etc.

>> No.16838970

>As a quick note, I talked to exet and confirmed that Kamaitachi is undergoing some changes to her profile so KC pushed the release back and opted to move ahead with Ochimusha instead of waiting until he was finished. That explains the skip you can see on his website's sidebar.

Aw man he's going to tone her down really hard isn't he...

>> No.16838974

>>16838954
>Utterly terrified Kiki sitting next to her in the Maid Center commons room only a foot away from her sheathed Katana
>"S-s-so, you're from Zipangu?"
>"Zishe shi kowareah, otone 'meido' yaredashta"
>Kiki gives a timid 'oh' and turns her head down worried this strange woman will snap
>Ochi suddenly smirks and laughs once
>"I wasu just making up worrdsu. It is niceu to meet yuu."
>They become fast friends

>> No.16838976

what is you monstergirl waifu's secret shame?
what is she embarassed about?

>> No.16838977

>>16838969
That's probably not a good idea. Thread celebrities aren't a good thing and it pisses people off. I respect the people in these threads enough not to do that.

>> No.16838979

>>16838957
That's pretty intense. I'm sure officially there'd be a 'Mamono would make them forget their past grudges' but it still sounds like a cool idea.

>> No.16838981

>>16838969
I don't know about names in an anonymous image board, anon. Though after spending some time here it's easy to recognize who is who and what is happening.

>> No.16838986

>>16838974
I want a picture of an Ochi in a maid outfit now.

>> No.16838989

>>16838974
Would be weird if the Kiki squatted and pulled a gun on her while saying cyka blyat.

>> No.16838991

>>16838977
>>16838981
True, but the thing is I'd like to not look like I'm saying every Xfag is the same as one problem individual.

>> No.16838995

whoever's that fucking leaf that keeps making the monster girl thread on /v/ you can fuck off now.

>> No.16838997

>>16838991
Why would you need to do that? Is there a problem individual? A wolfu among sheep? A lamia in the grass?

>> No.16839001

>>16838976
We've nicknamed her 'Lassie' because of her behavior in the bedroom...

>> No.16839002

>>16838986
It sounds kinda adorable, and I got a thing for combat maids.
>>16838989
It'd turn into a crazy action sequence of the Ochi dashing around the room reflecting bullets and dodging while the Kiki unloads on her.
Meanwhile a smiling Shog gets riddled in the crossfire but just cocks her head in curiosity as the bullets harmlessly pass through.

>> No.16839004

>>16838995
Go away /int/.

>> No.16839005

>>16838977
I piss people off just by existing.

>> No.16839007

>>16838995
>monster girl thread on /v/
well lets see
>shitposting and trolling
well fuck, i know its /v/ but they use to have monstergirl threads with no problem a couple of years ago.

>> No.16839008

>>16838995
Just saw that thread. Yeah he can fuck off.

>> No.16839018

>>16839007
/vint/ and the spamming of those threads ruined what little chance there was to have monster girl discussions on /v/.

>> No.16839020

>>16838969
>Giving names to titlefags
Actually, do that. I wanna see a shitstorm.

>> No.16839023

>>16838991
Well, most Xfags have some kind of name already. It's up to you to know who is who.

>>16839002
Bullets are pretty hot. It might upset the shogg a bit.

>> No.16839025

>>16838995
Sorry mate, no idea. Must just be some shitposter.

>> No.16839026

>>16839018
>/vint/
possibly stupid question
is that a general or an indication of it being an /int/ thing on /v/?

>> No.16839030

>>16838747
Invariably, every time she makes a mistake she commits seppuku. It becomes almost a daily event.

>> No.16839032

>>16839023
What happens if she turns one of the bullets into shog slime and somebody gets shot with it?

>> No.16839033

>>16838976
Well, my waifu would probably die (metaphorically of course) of shame if anyone found out about some of her more secret fetishes, namely the ones that involve her doing more puppy-ish things.

>> No.16839034

>>16839026
April Fools merger.

Among other things, we also got /spa/ for combining /a/ and /sp/

>> No.16839036

>>16838957
Since wounds don't matter to an undead, I'd probably let them fight it out while the other Ochimusha's husband and I go get some tea and get to know each other. Maybe our wives will forget their grudges after we become friends.

>> No.16839040

>>16839026
it was an april fools thing. don't you remember /mlpol/?

>> No.16839041

>>16839030
>The first few times it was jarring and horrifying
>Then it kinda just got old
>"Oh, dear, you left the stove on but I turned it off before I left"
>"I must pay for this transgression!"

>> No.16839044

>>16839026
/v/ and /int/ got merged during April Fools.

/cock/ and /mo/ were the best boards.

>> No.16839047

>>16839034
/spa/ was funny. Hiro should've kept it as a sekrit board.

>> No.16839050

>>16839040
I remember spa i didnt know that shit was done to other boards since i dont really go outside of here or /a/

>> No.16839052

>>16839040
>>16839044
>>16839047
I still think it would've been a laugh riot if they merged /a/ and /jp/ for some /jap/ nonsense.

>> No.16839053

>>16838976
Despite how she tries to act, she's weak towards mushy stuff directed at her.

>> No.16839054

>>16839036
Would be funny. Huge gory anime-level fight going on in the background as the two husbands sip tea and when it looks like it'll go long order some noodles.
Even funnier if it happens every time they pass by so it becomes a regular occurrence.

>> No.16839055

>>16839007
Cancerous for sure but I think it's fairly funny.

>> No.16839056

>>16838976
My Hellhound waifu loves Fall Out Boy.

>> No.16839057

>>16839044
/can/ was the comfiest.

>> No.16839058

>>16839032
I guess they become harmless and just splash off of you. Maybe if they hit an object they become shogg.

>> No.16839060

>>16839044
/mlpol/ was a fucking gold mine.

>> No.16839067

>>16839060
I barely go to /pol/, those guys are fags most of the time.

>> No.16839068

>>16839032
Probably no worse than getting hit with a paintball.

>> No.16839071

Ochimusha vs Kunoichi

>> No.16839073

>>16839053
like?

>> No.16839078

>>16839071
And suddenly, I'm imagining a porn version of that one Samurai Jack episode...

>> No.16839081

>>16839057
It was /kemofure/ the board but I didn't mind.

>>16839060
The autistic screeching was insane.

>> No.16839082

>>16838976
She has a heart shaped birthmark on her left asscheek and when she's drunk her RP british accent shifts into a cockney accent like the one her dad has.

>> No.16839083

>>16838747
>Ponytail
>Dangerous but devoted
>lil bit of gore implied
Hello beautiful

>> No.16839085

>>16839067
Oh trust me, /mlpol/ was full on faggotry autism, but it was the fun kind of autistic screeching.
But my personal favorite was /fitlit/. "Well rounded citizen" as they called it. It was just hilarious to see the threads.

>> No.16839086

>>16838955
You mean like how Chowder used to bring up his lilim all the time? Or how KDF never used to shut up about his fucked up kobold family?

>> No.16839089

>>16839073
Being called a cutie crow, sleeping on a blanket outside after watching fireworks together, wing preening.

>> No.16839091

>>16839071
I want to be the gaijin in that Zipangu sandwich.

>>16839085
From what I heard /fitlit/ was actually sad that they had to split up.

>> No.16839092

>>16839086
Why do all writefags eventually end in a bad light in this place?

>> No.16839097

>>16838747
Not bad. Not the best undead, but still not bad. Its about time we got a proper warrior in the undead category. Wights sort of counted, but they seem to go into high society and do little else once a hero becomes one.

>> No.16839098

So wait, is the Katana not specifically Demon Silver then? It said it 'flashes with an alluring light' and I can't tell if that means it's sexy-spirit-energy effecting or if its some super chuuni 'light flash' anime like thing but still a normal and harmful weapon.

>> No.16839099

>>16839071
I prefer the sequel; Ochimusa vs Kunoichi vs Kamitachi: The Mofu Strikes Back

>> No.16839101

>>16838957
> tell the waifu that "It would be best that she settle this situation before she allows the past to consume her."
> also remind her that "No matter the result, your attentions for her are purely for the honest, loyal woman before you and a warrior's skill is just a convenient fact that allowed you two to meet."
> finish with how "a loss may make sex inadvisable for some time after. She would need peace to recover, after all..."

Reminder that your Ochimusha, Dullahan, Lizardman, and other fighting girls are best motivated with a carrot and stick technique. And by that, I mean they won't get your stick or carrot if they've been cut open in some slip up.

>> No.16839104

>>16839086
>>16839092
KDF has gotten much better recently.

>> No.16839106

>>16839089
too cute

>> No.16839108

>>16839085
i had no idea any of this shit went down, just saw spa and went back to sleep

>> No.16839111

>>16839098
I'm assuming it's similar to demonic silver in a way that a cut from it makes your spirit energy bleed and a feeling of euphoria.

>> No.16839118

>>16839091
>From what I heard /fitlit/ was actually sad that they had to split up.
As it turns out, it was a match made in haven. Since both boards think about the same way of improving one self and such thing and the users just really fitting well together. I would honestly not be that offended if they actually got combined for a linger period of time in the future.

>>16839108
You really missed out man. You should have checked them out even if you only did it for like 2 minutes. It was great.

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>>16839086
The KDF "problem" is 80% people sperging out at the slightest hint that some poster could be KDF.

>> No.16839123

>>16838976
She holds secret dress-up sessions where she tries on the various lewd outfits she's bought in private, trying them before she shows them off.

>> No.16839125

>>16839120
This.

>> No.16839132

>>16839054
>becomes a regular occurrence
that'd be kinda cool
>your wives start fighting for the eighth time now
>you and the other anon get a table at a roadside restaurant to watch the melee
>this has been happening so often that it's become a bit of an attraction, crowds gathering to watch in awe as the undead girls expertly trade blows
>the two of you talk about random stuff, occasionally commenting on the fight
>"Ouch, she really gutted her just now. Looks like I have a long night ahead of me patching that up."
>"I got some extra stamina potions you can have. Picked them up when your girl lopped off my wife limbs last time."
Fuck, now I really want to become bros with someone like this

>> No.16839134

>>16839092
>all writefags
But it really isn't. Plenty of them have never given the thread any reason to hate them, and aren't mentioned much because there's no drama.
But most of the hated writefags get negative attention for a reason. They spam obnoxious OC characters, act like they're better than everyone else Machineanon, push /d/ fetishes onto the thread or become loud thread celebrities with a vocal and annoying group of lackeys encouraging them constantly throughout every thread.
The majority of writefags don't do this at all.

>> No.16839139

>>16838650
>The one where she's a captive and I'm a hero who makes her into his unwilling cum dump.
>Formerly regal and supremely powerful Demoness being bested by a lowly hero and forced to satisfy his sexual needs
Scandalous! And extremely boner inducing.

>> No.16839140

>>16839092
The few that have usually deserved it.

>> No.16839142

>>16838976
When I tell her she's got the ass of a goddess. Then I process to bury my face in it.

>> No.16839143

>>16839134
>Shitty writefags are talked about by the people who like them
>Good ones aren't
This is some backwards shit right here

>> No.16839146

>>16839120
Its more his fruity little fanclub making him a thread celebrity. It happened a few years ago with Nyanon and it was just as annoying, especially when he started getting an ego over it and did shit like the guessing game.

>> No.16839153

>>16838976
She cannot into cooking. Even microwave dinners are too much for her.

>> No.16839157

>>16839143
When does anyone discuss PRW, ELH, YBA, Lanternon, Silent, Penywise, Peterdnzl or Captain? I know "good writefags" is a very subjective term, but you get my point.

>> No.16839159

>>16839143
Anyone who's been on the internet for longer than a month knows that people are a lot more vocal when they hate something.

>> No.16839161

>>16839132
I love the idea as well.
>Accidentally start walking away with the other girl's arm before the other anon notices the difference

>> No.16839165

>>16839161
You can fuck off.

>> No.16839167

>>16839134
This. I can't remember the last time the thread chased off someone who wasn't being a massive faggot.

>> No.16839173

>almost Christmas cake age
T-there are monsters who like that right?

>> No.16839175

Come on anons. Monster girls! Remember?

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>>16839134
I wonder how ThunderBrother is doing, you know with going professional and all that.

>> No.16839177

>>16839139
>The Demoness is forced to spread her legs as the hero forces his way inside her pussy and gives her load after load.
>She's forced to deepthroat him and swallow enough cum to bulge her cheeks
>Even her tits and ass are turned into toys for the hero's pleasure.
>By the end of it she's a broken girl, crying as her holes are roughly violated by the cruel hero.
I feel like I'd have to make it up to her by ordering Pizza and getting her candy afterwards even though she's the one who suggested it.

>> No.16839180

>>16839132
>Years down the line the unthinkable happens: they both stab each other at the exact same time
>swords won't budge, utter undead stalemate
>finally they back off, still impaled with each other's blades, and slowly bow to one another
>they just then notice the crowd cheering and their husbands both congratulating them
>from then on the two couples are great friends all around
>But they still casually stab each other from time to time just for good measure
I don't know why this seems so comfy

>> No.16839182

>>16839173
>there are guys on the thread who like christmas cakes
>he thinks the much pervier and sex obsessed monster races won't have a certain type of fetish that we have right here
Anon...

>> No.16839186

>>16839173
You'd be popular with lolis. But there would be a lot of monster girls that wouldn't give two shits about your age as long as your dick works.

>> No.16839188

>>16839173
Dhampirs are all over that.

>> No.16839190

>>16839165
Huh?

>> No.16839191

>>16839173
>you'll never be the virgin CC physics teacher at MGC High School
>you'll never be teased by some of the teachers and most of the students

>> No.16839194

>>16839173
>>16839182
Who the fuck eats cake on christmas?

>> No.16839195

>>16839186
>aslong as your dick works

Erectiel dysfunction fags BTFO.

But seriously it's a damn good thing KC added Mamono mana to MGE because that would've been a serious problem. You'd literally never be able to get a MG wife. Sucks for humans males in other MG settings with no healing stuff to fix that.

>> No.16839197

>>16839194
Jews and Tanuki. Coincidence? I think not.

>> No.16839202

>>16839194
There are cakes that are sold in japan during christmas time, but no one wants them after the 25th.
A Christmas Cake is a girl older than 25 because according to japan she's "past marrying age".
Because Japan has shit taste.

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>>16839173
Reminder that succubus has the same age gap between the high school students as she does the biology teacher.

>> No.16839208

>>16839177
Its all acting though anon, at the drop of a hat she could switch back to cheery or even giving you advice on where to strike next and how roughly.
>>16839194
Nips.

>> No.16839211

>>16839204
Machi and Satou are the only girls worth caring about in this series, nobody can prove me wrong. Thankfully they're top fucking tier.

>> No.16839212

>>16839208
I know but I'm a big softy. If it wasn't her fetish I wouldn't do it. But I do because I love her.
She'd probably tease me about it a lot.

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>>16839195
If mamono mana is so good at fixing things, why can't it fix the setting?

>> No.16839220

>>16839197
Please leave Alex Jones.

>> No.16839221

>>16839217
What happens when I open the door?

>> No.16839222

>>16839221
You get smugged.

>> No.16839223

>>16839221
You get snu-snu'd by a big /fit/ smugcat.

>> No.16839224

>>16839221
You get called a dumb faggot for being incapable of following basic instructions.

>> No.16839225

>>16839222
>SMUGGED.com
I would totally sign up for that site.

>> No.16839226
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>>16839221
You let out the nefarious Professor Jiggly, the evil and very well endowed Nekomata.

>> No.16839229

>>16839226
I would never be able to take a monster girl seriously if her name was "Jiggly"

>> No.16839232

>>16839225
That's dumb. You sign up and the next morning a girl smiles at you and dissapears.

>> No.16839235

>>16839222
Does it hurt?

>>16839223
That does sound nice, but keeping my pelvis intact is my number 1 priority.

>>16839224
That hurts my feelings. I'm sure a Cheshire wouldn't say such a mean thing.

>>16839225
Id buy a subscription.

>>16839226
What is she capable of?

>> No.16839238

>>16839235
She's got an ass like a lava lamp.

>> No.16839240

>>16839235
>Does it hurt?
Quite the opposite, just don't tell her that.

>> No.16839241

>>16839235
>I'm sure a Cheshire wouldn't say such a mean thing.
I would, you dumb faggot.

Do you have any fucking idea how difficult it was to lock her up in there?

>> No.16839243

>>16839225
>Single college student in MGC
>Keep visiting the Manticore section of SMUGGED.com
>One day a Manticore invited herself to my dorm room

I blame the squirrels.

>> No.16839249

>>16839212
Remember anon, when she teases you it is partially just because its cute to see your significant other flustered, but also to try and get you riled up and ready to rape her like she knows you can and like the cunning deviant she is.

>> No.16839254

>>16839238
Oh. Does it feel nice to fondle?

>>16839240
Will she actually make it hurt if I tell her it doesn't hurt? Still Ill accept my fate and receive the snu snu with little resistance

>>16839241
Probably a lot of fish and coaxing. But it's the only way I'll be able to get a Cheshire girlfriend, you can understand right?

>> No.16839255

>>16839235
>What is she capable of?
She's a mad scientist who puts Gremlims to shame, because their tiny bodies are no match for her massive tits! Also, she plans to take over the world.

>> No.16839258

>>16839254
>But it's the only way I'll be able to get a Cheshire girlfriend
No it's not. She doesn't exist.

>> No.16839262

>>16839243
Just get a bunch of Kobolds.

>"Ufufufufu, time to find out what Anon li...."
>"SQUIRREL!"
>"SQUIRREL?!"
>"SQUIRREL!!"
>"...Oh shit"

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>>16839194
Japanese eat KFC on Christmas, just like NEETs go out to Chinese restaurants in America

>> No.16839266

>>16839254
>Will she actually make it hurt if I tell her it doesn't hurt?
Not a lot, but your pelvis will be pretty bruised by the time you're done.

>> No.16839272

>>16839265
>just like NEETs go out to Chinese restaurants in America
Well if they weren't the only place open.

>> No.16839278

>>16839265
Chinese on Christmas is a major tradition in the jewish community too, at least where I'm from.

>> No.16839280

>>16839255
Has her plans been going well?

>>16839258
Please don't remind me of reality. I come here to escape from that and unless I am reminded atleast once every 24 hours that I will meet a cute Cheshire wife then I will sleep sound and happy at night. If not I will cry.

>>16839266
I will treat the bruises like medals.

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>>16839265
>the Japanese will never know the joy of Lee's Chicken

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>>16839265
Wendigos love Christmas for some reason

>> No.16839291

>>16839097
>Its about time we got a proper warrior in the undead category
Literally the point of Dulla-chan...

>> No.16839296

>>16839249
I know for a fact she likes to fluster me.
And I can fluster her right back by teasing her cute purple nipples.
And the one fetish that gets her blushing the most is, of all things, lactation play.

>> No.16839300

>>16839291
Wights also fit warrior criteria depending on the individual.

>> No.16839301

>>16839291
Yeah, but Ochimusha can keep her cool, while Dulla-chan loses her head.

>> No.16839303

>>16839289
Now I have this idea in my head about going to buy a christmas tree and taking home a little Wendigo instead.

>> No.16839310

>>16839296
Very nice, sounds like a perfect combination, be warned though if you fluster her too much she might turn this rape into a rape.
Yes I saw that the other day and I'm using it, get off me I'm not creative.

>> No.16839311

>>16839301
Why did you have to do that, anon?

>> No.16839315

>>16839221
>>16839222
>>16839223
>>16839235
>>16839240
>>16839238
>>16839254
>>16839255
>>16839266
>>16839280
This is the sort of thing some couple of faggots insist on calling "RPing" for whatever reason, by the way.

>> No.16839319

>>16839315
Oh fuck off you turbo faggot.

>> No.16839321

>>16839303
I want to walk home the biggest wendigo there is

>> No.16839327

>>16839310
If I fluster her too much she might break out the Hathor Milk and the Shamsiel Cosplay.

>> No.16839332

>>16839315
Is that RPing? That's more like just talking to other anons. But I'm not going to get into it because it's just going to stir a pot.

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>>16839321
>big Wendigo Christmas tree writes a letter to Santa and gives it to you
>she wants the juiciest, most succulent piece of stretchy meat in the world

>> No.16839341

>>16839327
I was thinking the exact same thing when you mentioned the lactation and the cosplay, truly a best.

>> No.16839343

>>16839332
>That's more like just talking to other anons
It's exactly that, but some newfags lunged at people in the past for talking to each other as if imagining the situation they were discussing was happening. Probably mental problems.

>> No.16839351

>>16839332
Don't reply to him.

>> No.16839375

>>16839341
I still want to spend comfy days with her playing RPGs.

>> No.16839398

>>16839375
Is it still comfy if your both constantly edging each other?

>> No.16839410

>>16839283
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K6dLC_6A8Y

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>>16839343
So, because nobody started a fight, you elected to do so yourself.
Gotcha.

>> No.16839444

>>16839434
Massive Magma Mammaries!

>> No.16839450

You know what I'm thinking about? A basilisk and a phantom being friends.

You'll never see it coming~!

>> No.16839453

>>16839398
Incredibly so.
But at that point she and I wouldn't be doing anything lewd.

>> No.16839459

>>16839315
well it is, pretty much.

>> No.16839461

>>16839450
>Phantom uses her dumb fantasy power to change the scenario a bit and make things wierd
>Basilisk removes her mask and Phantom shows up behind her
>"I'm going to steal your heart, Anon!"
>And so the Phantom Thieves go at it again

>> No.16839468

>>16839434
I didn't attack anyone directly.

>>16839459
It was literally just an average discussion.

>> No.16839475

>>16839092
Not all writefags get hatred thrown at them. They usually do something to deserve it, case and point what's generally agreed upon to be the Big Bad Three or Four.

Negawalker - Literally wrote fanfiction of Monster Musume No Iru Nichijou, was an insufferable faggot.

BobAnon - Forced unpopular fetishes in thread like futanari and tried to convince people that feminine penises on male action isn't gay. Wrote stuff for shock value like Gnoll pseudo-penis.

MachineAnon - Developed an ego the size of motherfucking Jupiter and belittled other writers. Even had the audacity to write a guide to 'teach' people how to git gud.

Bollocks/Shoggocks/Faggocks - A persistent faggot that's more like a kidney stone or a malaise that just won't die. Complains constantly about the thread, writes greentexts for attention. Acts like a dindu nuffin in the circlejerk IRC and Discords.

Alp - Has gotten better, but used to kirk the fuck out over constructive criticism. Much like Beast suffers from grammar problems and dialogue issues but is getting better.

As for the writers like Frosticle, Silent_II, ELH, RampantSerenity, Captain, Bromont, LDR, etc. there isn't much to say outside of e-drama that isn't worth going into on a Latvian corkboard.

Losenis is just a shitposter who's lovable for being a Cyka Bylat.

>> No.16839483

>>16839461
>The duo leaves random Anons incapacitated and ripe for MGs to take them home

They can't get away with this!

>> No.16839485
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>>16839444
Bloomp, bloomp, bloomp!
Made for milking, mashing, enveloping and erupting!

>> No.16839492

>>16839483
>They make tsundere and jaded anons confess their love

Cupids and Eros Paladins are going crazy without work to do.

>> No.16839493

>>16839483
A heroic passerby would have to suck out the poison.

>> No.16839497

>>16839485
>Made for milking
Milking what? Fucking lava?

Eh, at least it'll kill mommyfags.

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>>16839497
Sweet, warm milky magma! The best of the breast! The earth's bounty, etc etc. Smooth and gooey all the way down!

>> No.16839508

>>16839497
Anon, you realize that Lava Golems don't lactate lava right?

>> No.16839509

>>16838424
>>16837816
Today.

Today is an excessively good day.

>> No.16839516

>>16839475
>"he wrote - God forgive me - fanfiction! an insult to all serious-bushiness literature we have here!"
>"and this one had an ego!"
Like I said, oh-wow-it's-fucking-nothing.jpg
Not to meddle with this, though.

>> No.16839517

>>16839450
The same could be said about a blind porn actress

>> No.16839519

>>16839485
>Bloomp, bloomp, bloomp!
Please do not tease with mental magma breast swelling imagery

>> No.16839523

Reminder that extremely sexually frustrated Demons are the best Demons.

>> No.16839527

>>16839523
Incorrect.
Snug demons are the best demons.

>> No.16839529
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>>16837816
>Anubis
>In garterbelts
I AM FUCKING DIAMONDS.

>> No.16839534

>>16839527
You can have snug demons after.

>> No.16839537

>>16839519
What, you don't want to watch a lava golem laying on her back over a slab of rock, magma lazily oozing all around her as she slowly feels herself up while gyrating her hips?
You don't wanna see her bite her lip as her breasts slooowly start rising like bread, two large and getting larger bubbles filled with warm gooey goodness?
You don't wanna watch as she turns to lay on her side, her magma chambers now swelling to gigantic sizes as they hang off the side of the rock dripping out additional ooze onto the floor as she sticks her tongue out and beckons you to come feel them get even bigger?
Got it! Won't use that imagery then.

>> No.16839538

>>16839497
>thinking Lava Golems are literal lava
>not wanting to milk a chesty Lava Golem

>> No.16839545

>>16839534
But anon, I'd much rather get my waifu in a comfy sweater and wrap her up in a blanket cocoon with me than tie her to the bed and edge her for hours!

>> No.16839549

>>16839537
thank you

>> No.16839552

>>16839545
It's fun to tempt the demon, and she pays you back twofold afterwards.

>> No.16839563

>>16839549
Just be careful anon. It may start off slow, but as it builds to an eruption things can get pretty intense. And if it runs out of room to build pressure in her top, it will start bwoomping out her rear chamber instead!

>> No.16839570

>>16839529
What is that fucking couch.
It's like a long, curved bean bag style couch.
Forget the anubis, I want that couch.

>> No.16839578

I wanna take my year old nephew to the park and see how all the ara ara MGs react to me being such a cool uncle!

>> No.16839587

>>16839578
anon, pls dont make this creepy

>> No.16839593

>>16839563
Now that is one double edge.
Heaven forbid if the lava is bleeding off a main channel flow from deep in the earth.

>> No.16839598

>>16839578
>take nephew to the park in an attempt to find a MILF MG
>hell, you'd even take a CC paladin girl if she's not too crazy
>you get stopped by every MILF there
>not to gush over you and your parenting skills but to hook up your nephew with their daughterus
>you do get a paladin girls number who was there training her salamander nieces though
>so today wasn't THAT bad

>> No.16839612

>>16839593
Huh, I'm not sure what that would do. Are you saying she'd experience some kind of super eruption?

>> No.16839619

>>16839570
Does look pretty comfy.

If anything else, .less could quit being an artist and just be a furniture designer.

>> No.16839623

>>16839612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLCoeKsyflE

>> No.16839625

>>16839598
>With their daughterus
>Not desperate /ss/-loving cakes trying to imprint on him themselves

>> No.16839628

>>16838761

I like that. It feels Im doing something for her and she isnt the only one giving in the relationship, besides fucking the girl who moments earlier just fought to protect me with her toned body would only make me get hornier.

Finally a warrior waifu that I can do something for her that doesn't include "be a warrior too"

>> No.16839630

>>16839625
That's right what my thoughts went to as well.

>> No.16839631

>>16839619
I have a serious problem that I keep reading his name as dotless. It was quite a shock when I discovered its true meaning.

>> No.16839638

>>16839475
>Losenis is just a shitposter who's lovable for being a Cyka Bylat.
[Autistic Блядьing]

>> No.16839646

>>16838772

My vote goes to the one that will protect my smile and will not demand me to be a warrior to waifu.

>> No.16839651

>>16839598
>paladin girl who's the legal guardian of her three salamander nieces
I'd read that manga.

>> No.16839652

>>16839628
I think its pretty cool too. I bet after a hard battle well fought and won she may even act a bit cocky when all gashed up while making her way back to her husband, telling him the wounds are nothing and marks of her tenacity in duty, Only for her to become super timid and bashful when the husband suggests she get her 'healing' right away

>> No.16839656

>>16839651
If my computer wasn't broken I'd write a quick chapter about that, it sounds comfy as hell to write about.

>> No.16839668

>>16839552
It's more fun to snuggle the demon and hear the adorable sound of her snoring when she falls asleep.

>> No.16839674

>>16839475
>Literally wrote fanfiction of Monster Musume No Iru Nichijou
?
Doesn't everyone write fanfiction of MGE?

>> No.16839677

>>16839638
Give your balls a tug

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>>16839625
Clearly the promise of hooking them up with their daughter is a clever ruse. They'll set the kid up on an innocent play date with their "daughter" and then disguise themselves to look younger.

>> No.16839686

>>16839612
What would a super volcano be able to fuel?

>> No.16839691

>>16839686
Geothermal generators come to mind.

>> No.16839699

>>16839686
Absolutely maxed out sliders on Titties, ass, thighs, wetness, lewdness, hip speed, hip power, stamina, lewd noises. A dangerous prospect! A true natural disaster!

>> No.16839705

>>16839699
now add a husband who loves to grope/grab/fluff as he nods off into warmth

>> No.16839708

>>16839516
>Not understanding the fact that getting an ego as an internet/thread celebrity is an inherently bad thing

>> No.16839713

>>16839683
Why is Christmas Cakes wearing Twintails pretending to be younger girls so appealing?

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>>16838033
>>16838067
>>16838097
Sorry, not loli enough I'm afraid.

>> No.16839723

>>16839475
>MachineAnon - Developed an ego the size of motherfucking Jupiter and belittled other writers. Even had the audacity to write a guide to 'teach' people how to git gud.
He's the biggest shithead of the group, especially since his stories weren't even that great when compared to actually good writers like Peny, RSanon or Silent. His "guide" could be summed up as
>just follow the exact story formula I do or you're wrong and shit. Also the thread are whiny children and if you write you're probably one of those lesser writefags who are all jelly of me
The hilarious part is the guide was much larger than any of his stories. He literally put more effort into crowning himself king writefag than he did writing.

>> No.16839729

>>16838747

Is it just me or does she looks like she could develop delicious abs if her husbando wants?

>> No.16839732

>>16839713
Simple gap moe. It shows that they are desperately trying to hold on to their youth and that they may not realize the charm of their cake status. It also allows for sweet healing opportunities where you show them that they can still be beautiful and desirable without dressing and acting like little girls.

>> No.16839740

>>16839719
Good enough friend.
She'll enjoy a lot of headpats and coordinated assembly of various items, computers, models, and work schedules

>> No.16839744

>>16839719
! ! indeed

>> No.16839745

>>16839719
You did a good job on her fur, and her ears looks great as well!

>> No.16839746

>>16839475
>but used to kirk the fuck out over constructive criticism
Fake news!

>> No.16839749

>>16839705
Heh, so you're talking about me?
That's the life right there anon. The biggest, hourglassiest, lewdest cuddliest lava golem just oozing over you all damn night long with all of her gigantic curves. Mmnf, its really too perfect to even bear! I'd grope her so much in my sleep she'd probably get off to it a couple of times a night. And her body just smothering and oozing all around me as she sleep-grinds her hips into me will get me off a few times too!

>> No.16839756

>>16839729
It looks like she's at the last stage before getting them, yeah.
And she's so faithful she'd do it for him dutifully. Maybe even overcompensate and get a real rocking six pack going. Then one day present them ceremoniously to him asking if it's satisfactory while inviting him to inspect them if it please him.

>> No.16839762

>>16839749
Sure! You seem like an all right guy!
I know since I'm a huge cuddlebug but I like others to be happy long before I do.

>> No.16839767

>>16839719
She does look more like a teen or something but that's good.

>> No.16839768

>>16838747
This brings the total english profiles up to what? My count is 214 but I'm almost sure thats off.

>> No.16839770

>>16839719
This. This is what I refer to as "Perfection".

24/10, would waifu again.

>> No.16839777

>>16839719
What about her more outgoing onee-san? I wanna see her in the same bikini.

>> No.16839778

>>16839762
>I know since I'm a huge cuddlebug but I like others to be happy long before I do.
What do you mean by that, anon?

>> No.16839789

>>16839778
it means strike out for that hot bosom!

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>Daddy, I got in a fight today!
They grow up so fast.

>> No.16839793

>>16839719
>have young looking Anubis waifu
>whenever you go somewhere everyone thinks your her older brother
>until you grew that mustache
>and people started calling the police

>> No.16839794

>>16839789
Yosh! I'm jumping in the nearest volcano! Get me a super hourglass lava golem that just wants to fuck and cuddle 24/7!

>> No.16839801

>>16839794
I wish you the best comfyfriend!

>>16839793
>until you grew that mustache
>and people started calling the police
>the police ask you if you are alright and if the young anubis was abusing you for your age

>> No.16839812

>>16833925
Is that こぞ a typo for こそ or こぞう?
I don't get the context of "last year" here. Is she just calling him a child? Is there some deeper meaning behind こぞ that I don't know of?
It's confusing and I want to be sure of what it means.

>> No.16839813

>>16839794
How hourglass are we talking here, lava lamp lover?

>> No.16839823

>>16839792
I wonder if little Onis would start fights with boys they like as a show of affection.

>> No.16839824

>>16839792
>When your dragon daughteru pillages her first treasure and you don't know whether you should feel proud or scold her for doing it
They indeed grow up fast. Would pat.

>> No.16839827

>>16839813
Obscenely!
Like levels the thread probably wouldn't like on both ends!

>> No.16839838

>>16839723
It was hilariously ironic. I just included Shoggy because it's funny watching him bitch about people's opinion of him in the Discord if he reads it because he doesn't write anything good

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>I figured I might as well dress more appropriately while this muscle potion's affecting me, it's not too distracting is it?

>> No.16839858

>>16839849
She won't fool me. that's clearly a human.

>> No.16839860

>>16839849
>Naav can do muscle too
Jesus fuck man and damn well too

>> No.16839861

>>16839849
CHRIST ALMIGHTY NAV

>> No.16839865

>>16839849
What ho Muscle Lich! Might you cast us a spell?

>> No.16839867

>>16839849
What would a muscular Lich use as her phylactery?

>> No.16839868

>>16839849
Lick
lick
(x) lick
I don't care what the consequences are that Lich needs Licking

>> No.16839872

>>16839849
Would bully.

>> No.16839873

>>16839849
And glasses on top of it
That's just not fair man

>> No.16839877

>>16839849
>Lich getting all this top tier art
I fucking love Undead girls.

>>16839873
Fuck the Lich, anon.

>> No.16839885

>>16839849
I love you, Nav. Please never stop.

>> No.16839891

>>16839768
204 I believe in terms of MGE races. KC has released six new profiles since MGE volume 2 (which at the time brought the existing number of races to 200).

There are currently 206 races in total, but two are as yet not released online by KC (wind weasels and the smoky yokai).

>> No.16839894

>>16839877
>Fuck the Lich, anon.
How rude!

>> No.16839897

>>16839877
I wanna see a Corpse Party at a Wight's estate with all the other Undead girls, then the door opens with some cherry blossoms or other such cheesy stuff and Ochimusha walks in

>> No.16839898

>>16839894
There is nothing wrong with fornicating with a monster girl, especially a Lich.

>> No.16839901

>>16839849
Urge to mating press rising.

>> No.16839923

I want to pick my Kobold daughteru up and hold her close so we can rub noses and give each other kisses! The way her tail would start wagging the second her paws leave the floor would be too adorable.

>> No.16839936

>>16839897
Undead Kingdom parties would be pretty dead

>> No.16839947

>>16839923
I want to pick a flayer up and squish her face until she flays me to let go and scurries off to watch some TV.

>> No.16839952

>>16839936
>you will never be introduced to a Vampire's Dhampir daughter at an Undead Ball.

>> No.16839966
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16839966

What if several ancient evils took interest in a single man?

>> No.16839967

>>16839966
you die

>> No.16839968

>>16837785
>>16837842
>Tell 2B she would look really pretty with a flower in your hair
>She gives you a blank stair
>Scoffs at the suggestion and tells you to get back to work
>The next day you see a clearly flustered 2B
>She has a pretty white flower in her hair
>Everybody is looking at her
>She's trying her hardest to maintain her stern demeanor
>"R-Ready to start the mission, 4A?"

>> No.16839972

>>16839966
Those are some cute kings.
Would love to cuddle them after getting back and being too tired to move.

>> No.16839975

>>16839936
That's why you go the ancient undead parties. You ain't partied until you partied with those Norse Wights who drink wine from the skulls of their enemies.

>> No.16839977

>>16839966
Light the fires far.

>> No.16839985

>>16839966
A very bruised pelvis.

>>16839975
But Ancient Undead would be way too scary for a city boy like me.

>> No.16839993

>>16839968
>in her hair*
>stare*
I really need to proofread my posts.

Anyways, 2B is cute.

>> No.16839995

>>16839975
>go to one of those ancient undead fancy parties
>the original one draculina is the hoster

I want to remain alive,thank you very much

>> No.16840003

Why are people so obsessed with daughterus these days?
Back a couple years ago nobody ever talked about them and loli was much less ok than it is now.
What happened?

>> No.16840011

>>16840003
I've always wanted cute daughterus, the race just changes for a time.

>> No.16840020

>>16840003
I unironically think Quicksilver/KDF has something to do with it. As far as I remember his greentexts were the harbingers of loli and he's the patron saint of daughteru dicking. All that posting was bound to have an effect on people.

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>>16839968
6O was far cuter.
21O wasn't cute at all, though...

>> No.16840027

>>16840003
When people imagine themselves with their waifus for long enough daughterus are a logical next step. Especially for monstergirls, they're naturally baby crazy.

>> No.16840032

>>16840003
One year and a half of relationship with waifu got me thinking about a family.

>> No.16840039

>>16840020
I don't know about those titles you're throwing around anon, but I'd be lying if I said I thought there weren't any unintended effects like you mentioned.

>> No.16840044

>>16840027
must be suffering for the MG races that need decades just to probably pop one

>> No.16840047

>>16839995
>I want to remain alive
Anon, don't be racist! No one dies at Draculina's parties (anymore at least). Now, she just wants to settle down, find a husband, and retire to her castle in the mountains.

>> No.16840052

>>16840044
I mean, from our frame of reference of time, it's all they'd know so they'd be used to it.

>> No.16840055

>>16839995
>2017
>Wanting to be alive in this current shitstorm of a reality
Pfffhahahaha

>> No.16840056

So who takes the title of the MG bodyguard smile protector par excellence. Hellhound or Ochimusha?

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>>16840020
sixty gorillion hours in paint

>> No.16840063

>>16840056
Hellhound. Only because she's my waifu.

>> No.16840066

>>16840047
I am scared that she takes a interest in me

this is a vampire with thousand years of pent up urges and desires

>> No.16840069

>>16840056
My vote goes to Ochimusha. Nothing against Hellhounds, but they are a bit rapey and the 'they'll be warm and cuddly to you afterward' thing is just conjecture. Whereas protecting their Lord is entirely a pleasure and a cause for being for the Ochmusha.
You'll get more Hellhound answers though.

>> No.16840079

>>16840059
Oh good anon, you gave them an image to shitpost at me with.

>> No.16840080

>>16839719
She could benefit from some Ordures style skindentation.

>> No.16840084

>>16840079
Shitposting is my job.

>> No.16840090

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out when scavenging the battlefields, never know when that corpse your taking the SUPERIOR JAPANESE STEEL from may turn out to be a little less than dead.

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>>16840023
I want to comfort 6O after she got rejected! I'd let her cry on my shoulder for hours!

>> No.16840096

>>16839966
>They know that you love them all and would be devastated if something happened to any of them, so they keep their betrayals and schemes simple and juvenile in stark contrast to the immeasurably dangerous and violent personas the rest of the world fears
>Women who inspired terror in the hearts of the gods themselves are not willing to go any further than eating a cake before their sister wives are able to have a piece
>The world secretly hails you as the hero who tamed them, crediting you with saving humanity
>The public is afraid to declare as such so as to not risk angering your wives by comparing you to the heroes of old that they warred against

>> No.16840105

>>16840056
Ochimusha.

>> No.16840111

>>16840090
But I want that to happen.
That greentext above about finding one and catching her up to speed on more modern times sounded really comfy.
Plus there's something unbelieveably sexy about her. I dunno. The dangerous yet calm and cool vibe. That... 'everything' she's got goin on.

>> No.16840113

Easter is just around the corner anon!

Do you and your waifu have any plans?

>> No.16840118

>>16840111
You'll need to explain this everything to her her, she's not used to that kinda stuff.

>> No.16840124

>>16840095
Gonna slack on my mission to send her pictures of flowers. Pure perfect automaton too pure for this world.

>> No.16840131

>>16840113
I don't know, what significance would Easter have to MGs?

>> No.16840136

>>16840118
It might take months or even years, but I would do my best to adjust her to modern life and help her live a happy existence.

>> No.16840143

>>16840136
Good man, just get ready for her to learn that she needs a 'Lie-sense' to carry a sword in the city.

>> No.16840152

>>16840113
I don't know, would daughterus like easter egg hunts?

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>> No.16840157

>>16840118
Well to start, her face is just alluring. Yellow stern eyes, calm and collected face, not Kuudere but just calm and devoted. Beautiful toned body, svelte yet with womanly curves, beautiful long hair (and ponytails are really hot to me). Devoted and calm, yet shyly wants the relationship to be more and to bear an heir so as to be fulfilled as a woman. Cultured, skilled, competent, can entirely live a fulfilling life on her own and yet chooses to live it in devotion to the one she loves.
I don't know if she'd understand all of that because of the language barrier, but I'd be patient with her and make sure she understood it all just to see her get flustered. That way she'd know how beautiful and stunning I think she is.

>> No.16840163

>>16840143
Honestly, that would most likely be the very first thing I would do after helping her learn the current language. It would break my heart if she couldn't carry around one of her most prized possessions.

>> No.16840173

>>16840157
Expect blushing and stammering in a foreign language.

>>16840163
That it would.
Laws will take some getting used to.

>> No.16840181

>>16840173
>>16840157
>"...EEEEEEHHH? Kyaaa! A-aruji-dono, w-watashi...!"

>> No.16840185

>>16840173
>Laws will take some getting used to.
Oh boy they would, but I would stay by her side every step of the way. She wouldn't be able to be my wife if she's spending most of her time in jail.

>> No.16840188

>>16840113
I don't celebrate Easter, but I do like the idea of putting my waifu and daughteru in latex bunny outfits and maybe some bondage that'd force them to hop around. Maybe we'd even play with egg vibrators, but that'd be the extent of it.

>> No.16840193

>>16839812
she's some kind of old eldritch being gremlified or summin. lolibaba

>> No.16840195

>>16840173
It would just be a way to let her know my feelings. Hopefully it would help her know its worth being devoted. I'd do what I could to keep her healthy and satisfied.

>> No.16840229

>>16840155
there are many ways this can play out
https://youtu.be/1wUDTkOzLQA?t=13m56s is one of many

>> No.16840232

Confession time lads.


What is the most sexually degenerate thing you'd do with your favorite MG/waifu?


Handholdingfags need not apply.

>> No.16840237

>>16840232
This won't end well.

>> No.16840242

>>16840232
Fuck off with these questions already.

>> No.16840243

>>16840232
Choking since I can't do the really hard shit unless it's an undead.

>> No.16840247

>>16840232
I want her to spank me.

>> No.16840250

>>16840232
Probably flying sex.

>> No.16840255

>>16840232
Difficult question. I would probably let her clone me with magic for orgys. Queen Shogs are already divided into several anyway.

>> No.16840260

>>16840232
Hang a mistletoe by her horns when she comes to me embarrassed to hell and back over fucking it up on her own, having wanted to do it herself to greet me when I came back home.
Then pretend I didn't do a thing, walk out the house, wait a minute, and walk back in to her.

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>>16840232
bite me until i bleed and turn as red as her

>> No.16840270

>>16840232
My waifu and I would dress each other in pretty pink dresses and bonnets with lots of frills, and then I'd fuck her in both her holes. Then she'd take out her strapon and fuck me once while giving me a reach-around and once on my back so I can watch her and she'd jerk me off again. Once that's over, we'd lock each other in chastity an fall asleep cuddling while still wearing our dresses.

I wanted to add another bit in here but that's too degenerate even for this question.

>> No.16840278

>>16840270
>Then she'd take out her strapon
hold the fuck up

>> No.16840289

>>16840270
>Crossdressing
My nigga.

>> No.16840290
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Drunk Loen doodle basic color

Miia is too cute

>> No.16840292

>>16840290
man, being friends with Loen must be a great time.

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I have my big, fancy law school interview tomorrow. Wish me luck, monster ladies.

>> No.16840299

>>16840232
Gremlin with a thing for explosives. Baggy eyes, and goes from disinterested or bored to turned on in nothing flat. There's something cute about how she uses human work clothes over a tighter outfit, too. She probably goes through protective equipment and breaks her tools on the regular. For stuff like that, it's cheaper and more time efficient for her to buy bulky gear.

The idea of being tackled under a desk or behind a bar counter right before she decides it's time to set something off nearby is kind of great. She'd be on top pressed tightly down, the reverberations from whatever the last blast was thoroughly shaking though the entire room. Deaf, disoriented, stuff is on fire or a hole has been blown into a wall, and she's soaking.

I don't pretend to understand why or how it got this specific.

>> No.16840300

>>16840270
>>16840289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWiL-DKmD7Q

>> No.16840302

>>16840056
Kunoichi. Everyone has forgotten the poor unloved ninja but me. Everyone wants a shitty warrior who got herself killed like a scrub, instead of the objectively superior ninja who has never failed. I mean if they don't even act like undead what's the point of having one?

>> No.16840303

>>16840297
But I'm a boy! And not a monster!

Good luck anyway anon.

>> No.16840304

>>16840232
Giantess blowjob, like in this: http://i.imgur.com/9btw4yn.gifv

Maybe some giantess vore as well, but nothing fatal of course.

>> No.16840311

>>16840304
>http://i.imgur.com/9btw4yn.gifv
golly

>> No.16840315

>>16840300
Whatever anon, these words mean nothing to me.

>> No.16840320

>>16840232
corruption/rape role play, bondage probably FF+:M doppel potion gangbang

>>16840270
>spoiler
fear and trepidation

>> No.16840325

>>16840193
Though I only used that reference pic for the body and hair. The actual character in it was not important.
The pic was meant to be muh waifu all along. Heh.

>> No.16840326

>>16840270
You win.

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>>16840304
oh my, kinda want a gigantes now

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>>16840297
Let's see some gusto, anon. Let em have it, tell a joke or two, and knock it out of the park.
...And promise you won't go into prosecution for medical malpractice. On that condition, good luck!

>> No.16840337

>>16840299
Megumin pls

>> No.16840338

>>16840325
this is some 4D chess play

>> No.16840342

>>16840304
Hooo, thats quite, that's, wow, uh, huh, well then
Hnnnnng

>> No.16840343

>>16840328
Personally, I'd just prefer just taking some sort of potion or doing a spell to shrink me down.

The only problem with a gigantes or some other truly giant girl is that it'd be difficult to pleasure them.
Unless you plan on being a human dildo

>> No.16840347

>>16840304
Sauce?

>> No.16840350

>>16840337
Close enough, really. Though the idea of being barred from hardware stores and on a national watchlist for my waifu's fetish kind of pushes it over.

>> No.16840351

>>16840338
Yeah, I was being vague since I wanted a bit of someone else's creative influence, and I'm very glad I did because it came out fucking amazing.

>> No.16840353

>>16840232
Shotafication, then nursing on one tit while nipplefucking the other.

>> No.16840354

>>16840347
That's just a clip from the opening scene, and it's the only giantess stuff there is in it. The rest of the video gets into some awful NTR shit.

>> No.16840358

>>16840353
>Shotafication
Fairly tame
>then nursing on one tit
sounds pretty nice actually
>while nipplefucking the other.
Oh.

>> No.16840359

>>16840354
Shucks. I'll dab outta line on that one then, thanks for the heads up. Still a hot scene by the looks of it.

>> No.16840364

>>16840343
the being human hard candy is surprisingly appealing, accidental death, dismemberment, or being eaten, not so much

>> No.16840366

>>16840358
Probably just start as a nursing handjob and only turn into that if she's feeling especially sinful.
By comparison to some stuff I suppose it's not that bad, but I'm a sucker for shotafication and subsequent stuff that comes associated with it.

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>people still reply to the "reveal your deepest darkest fetish guise!" shit

>> No.16840368

>>16840270
>spoiler
Don't be that guy.

>> No.16840372

>>16840367
It's a fun time.

>> No.16840373

>>16840367
Seems to be going pretty tame.

>> No.16840374

>>16840367
As long as it's just kept to the question and it doesn't get asked too often I don't see anything wrong.

>> No.16840375

>>16840364
Being swallowed whole probably wouldn't be so bad if she was able to vomit you up quickly, but agreed that rest of it is definitely unpleasant.

>> No.16840376

>>16840367
>>16840372
Good job giving the Ratatoskrs your personal info to use against you.

>> No.16840377

>>16840367
> that one guy that needs his Korean cave painting site to be super serious business
here's your (you).

>> No.16840381

>>16840373
>crossdressing, pegging and giantess shit
>tame

>> No.16840382

>>16840373
Yeah, crossdressing strap-on sissy shit and giantess vore are pretty tame. Fucking hell you faggots.

>> No.16840385

>>16840376
Those don't come until October and then I'll be way too busy doing all the nice and sexy things with my waifu to care! Plus, I have no shame.

>> No.16840388

>>16840381
>>16840382
In the sense that it hasn't turned into something where people are all arguing and flinging mud at each other. You'd be surprised what people can have cordial conversations about when you just accept that everyone is fucked up and degenerate in their own way.
As someone else said as long as its just kept to the question and isn't frequent there's no real issue outside of the occasional person getting freaked out or triggered and trying to turn it into something bigger than it is.

>> No.16840394

>>16840375
>Being swallowed whole probably wouldn't be so bad if she was able to vomit you up quickly

You're so wrong. Look up the handful of real life stories where a whale ate a man and the whalers pulled him out alive from the thing's gut shortly after. Skin sloughing off, blinded, bleeding from places unmentionable, and inevitably put out of their misery because they were dying a horrible slow death anyway.

Vore is a terrible fetish for a reason.

>> No.16840396

>>16840388
Give them an inch, they take a mile you retarded fuck.

>> No.16840401

>>16840396
That remains to be seen, I have no doubt that if they start trying to take that mile that we'll be able to deal with them accordingly, for now it's just harmless fun.

>> No.16840403

>>16840396
>he's angry

>> No.16840406

>>16840401
T H I S

>> No.16840407

>>16840394
I'll bear the burden to inform the Sandworms.

>> No.16840416

>>16840401
Folks act like these/we aren't the very same people that post here day in and day out with no issue and are perfectly content with keeping these things out from situations other than ones like these.
Like, a few hours or a day later, you'll be having a nice conversation or greentext or back and forth with the very person you said was an irredeemable degenerate faggot with shit taste etc etc before because they bothered to answer a question. It just seems so redundant and tiresome.

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>>16840381
>>16840382
>visits 4chan
>gets upset when people mention their fucked up fetishes
Wew lad. Maybe this isn't the site for you.

>> No.16840422

>>16840417
You're a pretentious faggot you know that?

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>>16840417

>> No.16840424

>>16840416
Exactly!

>> No.16840425

Why are Sabbathfags such twats?

>> No.16840429

>>16840425
Top kek

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>>16840425
because loli is inferior to big girls and they are compensating

>> No.16840433

>>16840431
I wonder if everyone with big strong waifus have anon-shaped holes in their beds like that.

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>>16840425
>>16840422
It really doesn't make much to get you guys wound up, does it?

>> No.16840438

>>16840433
i would hope so

>> No.16840439

>>16840436
It's pretty funny, I must admit.

>> No.16840440

>>16840436
You're obviously not a thread regular,

>> No.16840444

>>16840440
As a thread regular, yes it kind of does.

>> No.16840445

How is MGE like Star Wars?
One has JarJar Binks, the other has JubJub beaks!

>> No.16840446

>>16840431
>>16840433
Just imagine being stuck underneath her all night, how hot and sweaty it gets. Nothing but the smell of her scent permeating through your nostrils all night long.

>> No.16840447

>>16840445
Jubjubs don't have beaks dummy

>> No.16840449

>>16840445
But it doesn't.

>> No.16840450

>>16840304
Aw, I thought this was going to be that one gwyndolin gif when I opened it.

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>>16840446
sounds heavenly, pic kinda related

>> No.16840452

>>16840446
I mean, I can sort of relate to the being all hot and sweaty in certain situations with my waifu sleeping on top of me so we can bask in each other's scents, but she's several inches shorter than me. I definitely feel you though.

>> No.16840453

>>16840445
That's terrible.

>> No.16840454
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>>16840445
>"Haha! Oh hubby, you're so funny, hahaha! Ah~ it just gets me so in the mood when you tell a joke like that and get the whole room laughing... mmmn, cmon you funny stud, make me giggle as I jiggle on your fat cock all night~"
Anon has been getting too much positive reinforcement for his bad jokes. The downsides of a fawning JubJub wife.

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>>16840445

>> No.16840457

>>16840454
Secondhand mindbreak from a Jubjub is a real possibility anon, you better watch out!

>> No.16840458

>>16840454
I want to BREED that stackJub

>> No.16840460

>>16840454
>make me giggle as I jiggle on your fat cock all night~
Now that's good.

>> No.16840461

>>16840452
>in certain situations
like what?

>> No.16840462

>>16840451
I know I should be looking at those breasts, but I can't stop thinking about her thighs...

>> No.16840463

>>16840454
>>16840457
Are JubJubs another pre-packaged mindbroken species or do they just take to it really, really quickly?
>Secondhand mindbreak
So she's so outlandishly mindbroken and doting on you that it makes you think you're actually some ultra-chad studgod that gets women and monsters wet just from smiling?

>> No.16840465

>>16840463
>So she's so outlandishly mindbroken and doting on you that it makes you think you're actually some ultra-chad studgod that gets women and monsters wet just from smiling?
Yes.

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>>16840462
her thighs are pretty great

>> No.16840472

>>16840465
Maybe that's the real reason why they refuse to let go of their hubbies and treat their dicks like a perch. They don't want any other woman taking their man!

>> No.16840473

>>16840461
Plenty of them anon, like if we've just finished having LOTS of sex and we're too tired for a shower, or if we've both been wearing latex catsuits all day and just want to cuddle instead of going to the shower to take them off, or maybe we did take them off but still didn't shower because we can't get enough of the way each other smells.

Pretty much any time we decide to sleep instead of taking a shower I guess.

>> No.16840477

>>16840465
>Anon and his JubJub wife are regulars at the bar
>She's always absolutely hanging off of him, practically (literally) trailing JubJuice behind her as she clings to his side hanging on his every word
>He's a pretty plain guy, pleasant enough but really nothing special, though he treats her well
>Whenever he's around other Monstergirls though, he acts like he has to keep them off with a stick, reassuring his wife that no matter how desperate the rest of the city is for his mammoth thundercock (It's average) she's the only one for him
>The other Monstergirls find it adorable and humor them, not letting him and her see them giggling lightheartedly behind their backs
>The JubJub really, truly believes he's the most perfect man in the world so it makes her feel like the most special girl ever that he says those kinds of things and acts that way

>> No.16840480

I want to make a bunch of loli Kikis take ballet so they can learn to be elegant maids and entertain me while I eat supper.

>> No.16840482

>>16840477
Jubs are love.

>> No.16840483

>>16840477
That's really fucking cute.

>> No.16840487

>>16840480
I want to see a Kiki and Shog perform Swan Lake, as the white and black swans respectively.

>> No.16840489

>>16840463
They're so perpetually horny I don't think mindbreak is possible.

>> No.16840490

>>16840480
That's pretty cute anon! I've always thought my daughteru would look great in dance tights and a leotard and maybe a tutu, but she's a little too clumsy and un-coordinated for dance.

How many Kikis would you have?

>> No.16840495

>>16840490
4 Kiki lolis.

>> No.16840498

>>16840482
They absolutely are. They need constant juicy loving from a willing husbando. I wonder if they ever feel like they have to do more to please him but are clumsy at everything that isn't shaking their tits or milking dick.

>> No.16840503

>>16840490
>she's a little too clumsy and un-coordinated for dance.
Wouldn't dance teach her that though?

>> No.16840505

>Melon drawing cows.
Yet another popular waifu gets drawn!

>> No.16840508

Would Jubjub babies hatch instantly horny? That's what happens with Humpties and they come from the same place.

>> No.16840518

>>16840508
One would assume, yeah. They are in constant heat after all. But probably very few if not basically zero cases of daughteru dicking as JubJubs are by nature very un-haremable.

>> No.16840519

>>16840495
I'm sure they'd grow up to be great maids, educating them like that would really help them in the future.

>>16840503
I mean, it could, but my daughteru already has tennis for her athletic activity. Tennis is much more up her alley anyway.

>> No.16840524

>>16840508
>>16840518
Oh god.
Those poor, poor Jub chicks.

>> No.16840534

>>16840518
I wonder how many Jubjub parents would adopt their newborn daughterus out to men who are willing to satisfy them immediately so the parents can get back to their mindbroken perpetual sex.

>> No.16840535

>>16840524
Now I'm very curious as to how a JubJub mother would act.
Actually, it's potentially kind of sad. Her brain is constantly assaulted with sexual urges towards her husband and doting on him but now she has a kid to take care of and love as well.
Ah, but I suppose by canon it's no big deal at all having her just stay perched on her man's dick the whole time while still doing motherly things with the daughter. No taboos and all that. Still, yeah, feel bad for the daughter having to wait so long to find a man and sate that itch.

>> No.16840538

>>16840524
>>16840534
>>16840535
Okay, woah. Now I'm sad and disgusted.

>> No.16840539

>>16840534
I think as >>16840535 said, as weird as it would be they'd probably have no problem multitasking being a mother WHILE riding hubby's cock.

>> No.16840542

>>16840538
That's Monstergirls for you. You get used to it though when you realize that's just the frame of mind they're born with and accept with no qualms.

>> No.16840543

>>16840539
But that still leaves the baby Jub's needs unfulfilled.

>> No.16840545

He's not going to ruin the Kamaitachi, is he?
Did he get complaints about her?
Please tell me he's not going to ruin her.

>> No.16840548

Would you be man enough to adopt a few-days-old Jubjub knowing that you'll have to fuck her immediately and be mated for life?

>> No.16840549

>>16840543
True. But if their mother survived that long before finding hubby, I'm sure they'll manage.
Just, ah, probably wouldn't enter her room without knocking while she's still young.

>> No.16840554

>>16840548
That's a BIT too early for me. But if she could somehow hold out until she's around Monstergirl Maturity age I'd happily raise her until then and gladly have her understand and be raised knowing we're mates for life.
Earlier start means sooner application of Spirit Energy so she'll suit tastes better too. But yeah, that's too early.

>> No.16840557

>>16840554
>Monstergirl Maturity age
That is monstergirl maturity age for a Jubjub though.

>> No.16840559

>>16840548
If I didn't have a waifu and a daughteru already I might consider it.

>> No.16840561

>>16840557
Well
So be it, I suppose.
Hope it makes her the happiest damn wife ever.

>> No.16840563

Why didn't any of you fucks pipe up during the debenerate fetish discussion, god damn.

>> No.16840583

>>16840563
There's no point in caring anymore.

>> No.16840591

>>16839719
I absolutely love it! Loli Anubis are a treasure

>> No.16840594

>>16840563
I've just started to ignore shit like that. People should've not replied.

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>>16839683
>>16839713
>>16839732
Tall old hags acting like young youthful girls is wonderful.

>> No.16840603

>>16840232
It's not even monster girl related. It's just "haha woah name your /d/ fetish guys". I wish people didn't rush to defend this shit.

>> No.16840657

>>16840595
No doubt there, it's also quite cute to see. But gives me an urge to breed her.

>> No.16840661

>>16840003
I'm not sure what happened, I just really want 3 cute daughterus who I'd love and raise with all my heart. And I used to despise loli.

>> No.16840724

Birdwatcher here.

What colors, shapes and sizes do Jubjubs come in? I want to see them all!

>> No.16840734

>>16840724
You've got pudgy ones, extra oppai ones and maybe even some slightly taller ones.

Aside from that I think they all share the same colour. And I like that because JubJubs are very aesthetically pleasing.

>> No.16840760

>>16840734
It's possible to think that there might be some color variations. Maybe a baby blue feathered one or an Easter-Peep yellow one or a 90's green one. Though I agree that I like Pink the best.
And the more oppai and extra pudge the better. That one Naav drew would be literally the ideal perfect body for the ideal perfect wife. You can't get much clingier than that without turning into a mushroom or a spider or a squid.

>> No.16840773

>>16840760
True, I also liked Nav's pudgy extra oppai JubJub.

>> No.16840778

>>16840232
Literally none. I don't have any degenerate fetishes. Maybe some odd scenarios that would be funny to the average person, but other than that I'm pretty vanilla.

>> No.16840810

Silent as an unbound Ochimusha meditating in a graveyard.

>> No.16840815

>>16840810
>Takes out a shakuhachi and begins to play
https://youtu.be/nxM74MwhukE

>> No.16840822

>>16840815
The Zipangu people are very interesting. I'd love to go there and learn about their culture. Looks really comfy too.

>> No.16840834

>>16840232
She uses a potion to temporarily give me 2 dicks so I can fuck her in both holes at the same time. Also possibly cumflation.

>> No.16840843

Did KC ever say when MGE volumes are going to end or will they just keep going?

There's only so many Mythological girls.

>> No.16840845

>>16840843
Some are created without a mythological basis. Vamp Mosquito for example.

>> No.16840849

>>16840845
I guess other girls like White Horns also fall into that category.

>> No.16840852

>>16840810
I bet an Ochimusha who just arose from the dead would sit there for months until she discovers what the purpose of her unlife's is

>>16840843
I've read that he wanted to do about a 1000 species, I'm not sure where he said that though

>> No.16840854

>>16840843
He's said he plans to go to at least 500 Girls if he can. We're not quite halfway there yet, and he started around 10 years ago.

So please, look forward to another decade of MGE at least.

>> No.16840855

>>16840843
Not until every animal both alive, extinct and fantasy/mythologically based has an entry as a monster girl. Eventually there will be a perfect monster girl for all of us...I hope

>> No.16840856

>>16840810
Do you think Ochimusha like protective cuddling their Lord at night?

>> No.16840857

>>16840854
>>16840855
This gives me hope and happiness. Not sure what I'd do without monster girls in my life. What would I have to masturbate to?

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>> No.16840877

>>16840867
I refuse to believe this
She is a cutie under that hair

>> No.16840881

>>16840877
I beg to differ. You think she's just putting on the I-want-to-punch-you face and then expect to lift her hair to see big cute happy eyes. But in reality you lift her hair to just see the same angry expression. Then everything cuts to white and you wake up with a black eye.

>> No.16840888

>>16840881
Lies and slander

Angry looking monster girls just want love but they don't know how to show it

>> No.16840892

>>16840881
But I still think she's cute anyway.

>> No.16840893

>>16840888
This may be a stretch, but what if angry girls are actually angry?

>> No.16840898

>>16840893
Then we need to be kind to them and help them get over it
What would anger a monster girl anyway?

>> No.16840900

>>16840898
Small penis
Quickshot
Sad husband
Hurt husband

>> No.16840909

>>16840900
>Small penis
They find it cute

>Quickshot
Cute as well and they can help with that

>Sad husband
>Hurt husband
True and true, there is no easier way to get a monster girl pissed than bring harm to her husband

>> No.16840910

>>16840900
>tfw I'm all of those
No monster girls for me

>> No.16840920

>>16840867
Thank you, I was looking for this one.

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>>16837816


>>>/i/499823
>>>/i/499824
Moo

>> No.16840923

>>16840910
>Implying monster girls don't have a healing fetish

Haven't you seen all the monster girls who go for sad, broken men?

As for your sex issues they'd find them endearing as well

>> No.16840924

>>16840921
>file name

Kek. She looks prime for milking

>> No.16840928

>>16840898
Contraceptives. MGs want daughterus.

>> No.16840930

>>16840924
[muffled EXTRA THICC in the distance]

>> No.16840932

>>16840930
https://youtu.be/hQLsb7Zm_MI

>> No.16840944

>>16840909
Even Ice Queens get angry when someone hurts her husband. The ice from her dress will spread and cover everything.

>> No.16840946
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My name is anon and I am a slut for spiders.

>> No.16840950

>tfw no chuuni wife who's powerful enough to back up the chuuniness

>> No.16840952

>>16840946
I see. And I must agree, spiders are very lovely girls. I love all of the spiders. Even none MGE ones like Rachnera.

So you have fine taste, mr.anon. Her bikini is making me diamonds and her chitin legs look like thigh high socks. This causes my penis to grow in length.

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>>16840928
>Contraceptives
Contraceptive makers, sellers and consumers should be sent to jail and/or jailed

>>16840946
We seem to share the same issue

>> No.16840959

>>16840921
Those tits are criminal, good work.

>> No.16840981

>>16840952
Well then you'll be happy to know that http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3569714

>> No.16840987

>>16840981
Lewd! But I thank you

>> No.16840993

>>16840923
>Haven't you seen all the monster girls who go for sad, broken men?

Like Kikimoras! Or atleast some of them

>> No.16841000

>>16840953
>Atlach-Nacha will never call you a ダメ人間

>> No.16841002

>>16838970
Probably thought getting constantly cut and healed and cut again is too into ryona territory or something

>> No.16841003

>>16840921
So what does the moon runes say?

>> No.16841004

>>16841000
A bad man?

>> No.16841013

>>16840921
Jesus christ what a fantastic way to wake up, its even better than I could have imagined, thank you so much.
>>16841003
Seconding this, I'd really like to know.

>> No.16841017

>>16841004
dekinai.jpg

>> No.16841022

>>16840953
In the case where the suspect has a waifu, feed her raging mushrooms and lock her with the suspect.

Or introduce him to Manticores if he is single.

>> No.16841037

Virgin males are to be protected. Protect virginity!

>> No.16841046

>>16841037
hi there unicorn.

>> No.16841058

>>16841022
This is the only correct answer.

>> No.16841070

>>16841046
>tfw the only MG who likes virgin males is a centaur

>> No.16841083

>>16841070
It's not so much that she's the only one that likes virgin males, it's that she's the only one that cares that much.

Some races would probably find it a nice surprise if they raped you only to find out you were a virgin, you might get some light teasing from them or maybe some extra care since they want to make your first time special but they're not going to turn you down for being a non-virgin.

>> No.16841105

>>16841083
I want an MG to make my first time special, it's really nice to think about her consideration and care instead of just raping me and taking off. Teasing would be nice aswell.

>> No.16841121

>>16840921
>>16841003
>>16841013
>そうか、お疲れですか?
>なら、今夜わ全力で行くぞ!
>逃げるわけさせん!

"I see, you're tired?"
"In that case, I'll use all my strength tonight!"
"You won't get away from me!"

Don't show any weakness 'round them cows. They can get pretty forceful.

>> No.16841131

>>16841121
>gentle femdom Holst who take control in bed

I'm interested

>> No.16841133

Hm, so if Ochis are old zombie samurai, does it mean they all genderbent guys like Pharaoh?
I doubt there were many bushido samurai girls

>> No.16841138

>>16841133
If it's like the Zombie profile, then no. DE only raises the corpses of women.

>> No.16841144

>>16841022
Sending them to flayers is the one true solution

>>16841037
Protecting your virginity is like keeping your figures sealed
Sure it makes you look more valuable but you're missing on all the fun

>>16841083
Monster girls definitely add value to virgins but it's not something the vast majority of them care about
It gives them the added bonus of teaching you all about sex if anything

>> No.16841148

>>16841121
Wew, that's some good stuff man.
>>16841131
>"all my strength"
>gentle
Sure they're not minotaurs but they're still decedent from them anon.

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>>16841138
>DE only raises the corpses of women.
Hi.

>> No.16841152

>>16841144
That's hard to argue against. I want to have all the fun with MGs. And having one teach me what to do in sex is good.

>> No.16841154

>Meet another "me" in a dream
>He tells me that monstergirls will never exist
>Wake up
Even there, huh.

>> No.16841156

>>16841154
You just woke, son. No reason to be shamed by it.

>> No.16841161

>>16841154
Tell your dream self he's wrong.

>> No.16841169

>>16841149
Yknow, looking at these mushrooms, I can't help but get the feeling that the one in the back can't stop making deathly horrible puns, causing the others to lament their inability to get away from it.

>> No.16841174

>>16841000
If a monster girl ever called me a filthy, no good human I'd have to marry her on the spot even if she is disgusted by me especially if she's a haughty loli

>>16841149
That one mushroom in the back is having a blast for some reason, if you fed it to paladin-chan she'd become a genki Wight

>> No.16841176

>>16841149
He's not wrong tho.
Only females can be made into zombies by passive DE. It takes wither a necromancer (So most likely a Lich) or undead mushroom to make a man undead while if a woman died they could by turned into zombies if the land is made into a demon realm.

>> No.16841177

>>16841105
I feel like a demon would be perfect for this.

At first she might just treat it like a straight forward rape but going by your reaction she correctly guesses it's your first time she starts being more caring
>her facial expressions become more gentle as she's focused on helping you feel good rather than pleasing herself
>she decides to add in a bit more foreplay including paizuri with little touches like kissing the tip
>mounts you and congratulates you on losing your virginity in a teasing tone
>after it's all over she's pleased with how you preformed for a virgin and offers you a contract you can't refuse

>> No.16841185

>>16841177
It sounds so perfect! Where can I get this? I need it now.

>> No.16841189

>>16841169
>"Looks like that guy is DYING to meat a new wife"
>"Getting fucked by a ghost makes him really pale. He looks like he's seen a ghost"
>"Making tease puns just makes me feel so ALIVE"

>> No.16841191

>>16841149
If you feed that mushroom to a dying or suicidal man, he would walk the line between life and death. Also makes him irresistible to undead MGs.

If a man was long dead then you need a necromancer. Don't know if that's a thing in MGE though.

>> No.16841194

>>16841169
Dear god how horrible.
>>16841174
Anon no! That's how you get a Charon!

>> No.16841196

>>16841191
>If a man was long dead then you need a necromancer. Don't know if that's a thing in MGE though.
Liches are still necromancers in cannon, they just mainly study erotic magic currently.

>> No.16841197

>>16840857
Not a bother once you get impotent, then.

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>>16841185
I wish I knew where to get that, I'd marry such a demon in a heartbeat.

>> No.16841203

>>16841154
But wait, if they're not there...
Then that means they're...!

>> No.16841225

>>16841203
Under your bed?

>> No.16841239

>>16841196
What does KC think about necromancy? Would a yandere Lich resurrects her husband after he passes away?

>> No.16841261

>>16841239
>Would a yandere Lich resurrects her husband after he passes away?
Most liches would. Even non-yandere. According to the world guild it's not uncommon for monsters to try and bring their husbands back with necromancy if they can. So in mots cases Liches would bring their husbands back. The only case where I see them not doing it is if their husband told them they never wanted to be resurrected.

>What does KC think about necromancy?
It's a form of magic that exists. But it's not used for evil but used to create sexy undead girls.

>> No.16841262

>>16841191
KC once mentioned that necromancers exist in the setting as another class one can specialize in and will offer their services to those who seek it.
Anyone unable to reach one can still revive someone who recently died through holy means or rare items similar to FF's Phoenix Down, or they can choose the long and hard route by going into the underworld in search of a specific soul

>> No.16841270
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Games for MGs to make me rich after portal opens pitch #2

>The MC is a MG
>Easy Mode is Jinko (is an option), Medium is Goblin / Hobgoblin, Hard is Mouse (variety)
>All the human men in the world have the power of MGs
>BUT they have no outward characteristics and the only way to know for sure is if they tell you what MG's powers they have or if they flaunt their powers and you guess what they are
>You can fight, charm, or seduce any of them, difficulty depends on type
>Each MG (player) will have to figure out who is the correct guy they want to go for
>For example, a Pharoah might go after a Pharoahman and she could deduce who he is from a variety of ways
>Like if he punches a bitch ass nigga in the face just right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc13o8bdpKg
>Or if he commands someone to do something outlandish and they do it anyway
>Players can befriend and have a party, certain party members might not be what they appear to be
>Higher standing men might be quite forward with their powers to get what they want, others might hide it
>Accidentally partying up with Flayerman might end well or very poorly

>> No.16841276

>>16841239
This >>16841261
Every Lich would do it unless it was against her husband's will

>>16841262
I thought people who died long ago can only get resurrected as undead monster girls

>> No.16841286

>>16841262
>Anyone unable to reach one can still revive someone who recently died through holy means
So it's okay to revive Paladin-Chan this way?

>> No.16841289

>>16841239
Do you think Liches offer necromancy as a service?

>> No.16841297

>>16841289
I would not be surprised in the slightest.
I think my Lich waifu would have no problem with offering her necromancy if someone asked for it and possibly paid for it.

>> No.16841301

>>16841289
It's another way a Lich can fund her experiments. Apart from selling her potions.

>> No.16841303

>>16841289
I imagine as a form of life insurance. Pay a yearly cost, and if you die, you get revived. You're undead, but you are alive in every other way.

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Quick Questions:
Why is snake cloaca not that popular?

Why is horse pussy popular with centaurs?

What do you think of horse front pussy?

>> No.16841319

>>16841307
>Why is snake cloaca not that popular?
Because it removes a deep level of intimacy that lamias have, which would be lost if it were further down their tail. That and it makes people think of anal sex, who not everybody is into.
>Why is horse pussy popular with centaurs?
Because that's what makes sense for them to have.
>What do you think of horse front pussy?
Confusing mechanically and rather stupid.

>> No.16841321

>>16841307
People just prefer human pussy. Not sure why, it's just personal preference and there's nothing wrong with that.

Again no idea why horse pussy is popular. Probably because mammal pussy is atleast a little similar to human pussy compared to reptile pussy.

What do I think of horse front pussy? If I'm honest I don't really care for centaurs so I can't give an opinion either way. I'm not into horsepussy and front pussy is just way way too awkward.

>> No.16841351

>>16833431
>that everything
Dicking the wight is right.

>> No.16841355

>>16841351
She looks delicious, that body is perfect.

Would you sniff thoes panties though?

>> No.16841367

>>16841319
>Because it removes a deep level of intimacy that lamias have, which would be lost if it were further down their tail.

Make sense since one allure to lamias is wrapping herself around you while she fucks you.

>Because that's what makes sense for them to have.

Yeah. What bothers me is you are not that much close to the human part so it's like having sex with a very long onahole that the other end is sticking inside her.

>Confusing mechanically and rather stupid.

I think is solves my issue with horse pussy.

>>16841321
>People just prefer human pussy.

Make sense.

>Probably because mammal pussy is atleast a little similar to human pussy compared to reptile pussy.

Maybe what >>16841319 said. It just makes more sense.

>> No.16841374

>>16833537
You aren't allowed to mating press a wight.

>> No.16841377

>>16841355
If you sniff her panties you have to take responsibility

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>>16841355
>What are you doing with my panties, onii-chan?

>> No.16841385

>>16841377
What does that involve?

>>16841378
I mean how can you resist? Going into your loli wight inouto's bedroom and seeing a pair of her panties on the floor. What man can tame the urge to inhale them? Or maybe cum in her hair conditioning bottle? Or rubbing your dick in her shoes? Of sniffing her bed sheets?

>> No.16841386

>>16841378
Wearing them like ninja masks.

>> No.16841392

>>16841385
You forgot cumming on the toothbrush.

>> No.16841399

>>16841392
Oh and taking the hair from her brush and using it to jerk off.

>> No.16841402

>>16841385
>What does that involve?
Cumming in them and having her wear them right after

>>16841392
She is going to wonder why brushing her teeth feels so good

>> No.16841406

>>16841402
But then she'll be walking around with Onii-chans cum covering her puffy vulva and soaking it well. When she takes off the panties there will be long strings of his cum connecting the panties to her pussy.

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>>16837626
>completely ignored
My super-badass secret agent Werewolf doesn't need you people anyway!

>> No.16841421

>>16841418
Oh no I read it, Alp. I just had no idea what the hell was going on. Sorry.

>> No.16841425

>>16841270
>tfw not even a pity (you) for the Pharoah joke

You'll see, YOU'LL ALL SEE!

MGs will buy my games up and make me the next Minecraft bajillionaire!

>> No.16841431

>>16841421
That's because it's super secret and you don't have the clearance level for it.
It'll make a little more sense after I explain shit, don't worry

>> No.16841433

>>16841425
I didn't get it. So basically monster boys?

>> No.16841438

>>16841431
Ah. Well then I look forward to that.

>> No.16841439

>>16841425
It's 8 AM, 1/4 of your post is spoilered AND there's a youtube link in there.
My brain decided it wasn't worth the effort to care.

>> No.16841447

>>16841438
If it helps you understand what's happening, there's a machine that opens a portal to what's basically the Xen from Half-Life, a sort of in-between space for dimensions. There's a dude there, and he's not responding. His girlfriend, the Werewolf, is jumping in.

>> No.16841449

>>16841418
>No mention of Renate
I gave you the benefit of a quick skim as soon as you posted it and then moved on.

>> No.16841457

>>16841449
>No mention of Renate
I don't know whether you mean that as being good or bad.

>> No.16841460

>>16841447
I see. Is Xen full of monster girls then?

>> No.16841467

>>16841270
So human males with monster characteristics that only go with the monster girl they have the characteristics of?

I don't get it

>> No.16841468

>>16841460
Not exactly full, for Jake's sake. He's stuck there you see.

>> No.16841483

>>16841468
It's just an empty dimension?

>> No.16841488

>>16841457
I read monster girl stories for the monsters.

>> No.16841498

>>16841483
It's not a dimension, it's more of a chaotic soup with chaotic things in it, if you catch my meaning.
>>16841488
Werewolves don't count? Sorry.

>> No.16841511

>>16840367
Reimu best monster

>> No.16841515

>>16841374
Not even if you hold her hands and thrust slowly?

>> No.16841525

>>16841392
I bet using cum as a toothpaste would be a popular way to get great, white teeth in MGE.

>> No.16841530

>>16841515
No, you are not allowed to mating press wights no matter what the circumstances.

>> No.16841540

>>16841392
>how to give her an oral fixation 101

>> No.16841542

>>16841530
What if she enjoys it and I'm gentle?

>> No.16841548 [SPOILER] 
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I want a Pharaoh, Baphomet, Lilim, and , Dragon Onee san to play the fox hunting game with me. I will be the fox of course. They'll release me into the woods with a thirty minute headstart, and tnen set out to capture me. First one to do so gets an hour long reverse rape session. Runners up get thirty minutes.

>> No.16841555

>>16841542
I just told you that you CAN'T mating press the wight. Prone bone her instead.

>> No.16841559

>>16841548
>Those monster girls


That's a lot of power.

And a lot of environmental destruction.

>> No.16841570

>>16841548
Is the pharaoh the main wife?

>> No.16841572

>>16841555
>prone bone

The superior and arguably best position. Better than mating press

>> No.16841573

>>16841555
Prone boning a Wight is scary
Your dick will disappear in her softness and you can only pray that you will ever see it again

>> No.16841596

>>16841570
No. I don't have a main. But I do like her aesthetic. And delicious brown.
t. potential monarchist

>> No.16841609

>>16841548
Hunting rape is hot. I want to dress up like an innocent little pigeon and have my waifu hunt me in a forest. If she manages to find me she can't bite my neck until I submit them reverse mating press me. She gets to claim her prize when she carries me home over her shoulder and then takes her prey back.

>> No.16841614

>>16841596
I don't know anon, you always posts her image and she is always the first one that you mention. I bet it's the Pharaoh's ability commanding you.

>> No.16841627

>>16841548
I want a Pharaoh, Baphomet, Lilim, and , Dragon Onee san to play the fire game with me. I will be the agent of course. They'll release me into the woods with a thirty minute headstart to start planning, and then set out to catch me. First one to do so gets to stay on my aircraft. Runners up get shot before being thrown out of a plane.

>> No.16841630

>>16841570
>>16841596

>All those powerful wives


How to start a war 101

>> No.16841656

>>16841630
You don't understand anon. Powerful monsters have powerful urges. If they wete not united in marriage to me, they might wage war based on their various agendas and sexual frustration. By marrying me, they have an outlet and common interest. Through my dick, and the sacrifice of my pelvis, there is peace and unity!

>> No.16841667

>>16841656
That's definitely one way of putting it. But it's fine, you do you. I know they love their otouto.

>> No.16841675

>>16841003

>そうか、お疲れですか?
>なら、今夜わ全力で行くぞ!
>逃げるわけさせん!

>That so, you're tired huh?
>In that case we're going all out tonight!
>You're not getting away from me!

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I'm suffering from massive overhype at the moment, give me soothing girls doing soothing things.
Or genki girls to be hyped with me, whatever.

>> No.16841680

>>16841003
Dude.

MOO runes.

>> No.16841683
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>>16841677
Have a genki wolfu telling you some truth

>> No.16841684

>>16841683
Lovely, thanks.

>> No.16841687

>>16841683
>do I look like I know what a jay peg is?

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>>16841677

>> No.16841694

>>16841688
I wonder what happens if I secretly turn a dragon's lair into a kotatsu during the winter.

>> No.16841698

>>16841677
Hyped for what? Is there a monster girl project coming out soon?

>>16841683
If your wolfu ever does something bad you can punish her by making her wear a sign that says humiliating things

>> No.16841702

>>16841698
> Is there a monster girl project coming out soon?
If Cate Blanchett as a Norse goddess counts as a Monster Girl, then yes. Just saw the trailer for Thor Ragnarok.

>> No.16841704

>>16841698
>I chewed husbands homework so I could sleep longer with him.

>> No.16841709

>>16841698
>>16841704
>passing MG's reactions range from "good for you!" to "now THERE'S an idea"

>> No.16841713

>>16841704
Imagine having a wolf or goat as a teacher. They would ask for homework just so they can devour it.

All those delicious blood and sweat from students.

>> No.16841717

>>16841683
Anon, that's not a wolf. That's Lili.

>> No.16841720

>>16841704
This >>16841709
And I bet she'd be smug about it too

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>> No.16841730

>>16841725
>putting a cone of shame on your waifu

This should be illegal

>> No.16841731

>>16841725
Wolfus do not like the Cone of Shame.

>> No.16841736

>>16841730
>>16841731
Friendly reminder that Quicksilver did this to a pair of loli Hellhounds and it was hot.

>> No.16841740

>>16841725
>Go on a blind date at a fancy restaurant
>Your date comes in late
>It's a wolfu with a 10/10 body
>But she's wearing a cone of shame

Would go to the toilet and never come back

>> No.16841750

>>16841736
He'd probably do it to his Kobolds too.

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>>16841725
Sen a cute.

>> No.16841754

>>16841740
Man I would feel so bad for laughing, maybe I would even try to kiss her.

>> No.16841758

>>16841754
Through the cone?

>> No.16841760

What would a wolfu/other canine MG have to do to be put in the cone of shame?

>> No.16841764

>>16841758
Yep, then I would become cheshire levels of laughing idiot.

>> No.16841765

>>16841736
Did he? I only remember them getting dicked in a tent and puffy ebony vulvas.

If so then that kinda ruins the mood

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>> No.16841771

>>16841765
If I remember correctly they made a mess in the bath before that.

>> No.16841775

>>16841769
>fawning over her
O-okay.

>> No.16841778

>>16841736
>he will never continue that story
It was the best.

>> No.16841779

>>16841760
Isn't it done to prevent them from biting themselves?

>>16841769
I'm all for complimenting a MG's monstrous parts but centaurs need not apply

>> No.16841782

>>16841771
That's a pretty bad father to do something like that. Then again the father was a daughter dicker(That was a joke)

Daughterus don't deserve that sought of shaming. Of course they should be punished for doing something bad. But the cone of shame is beyond the line.

>> No.16841783

>>16841760
Eating homework, biting strangers, too many blowjobs, things like that.

>> No.16841788

>>16841782
Sort*

>> No.16841791

>>16841750
Only if they really deserved it anon. I can't really think of them doing anything bad enough to warrant the cone of shame.

>> No.16841794

>>16841769
How come 99.9% of centaur stories are NTR?

I just want a nice, vanilla whitehorn doujin.

>> No.16841797

>>16841782
They were adopted so it's fine. Adopted like a day before he dicked them, but still adopted.

>> No.16841802

>>16841794
>99.9%
Not really, but yeah they have a lot of shit ones

>> No.16841809

>>16841797
That's still daughteru dicking, anon. If it wasn't he would've just called them his waifus. Adopted or not it's still wrong in my book. But that's just me, feel free to disagree.

>> No.16841811

>>16841779
Yeah, the cones are typically put on post surgery to keep them from biting out their stitches.

>> No.16841823

>>16841811
One of those little 'So simple it's genius' inventions

>> No.16841824

>>16841809
Adopted daughterus that you dick should just be called waifus indeed. It's no different than a harem.

>> No.16841826

>>16841783
>too many blowjobs
That's probably the most common reason
You know how much canines love food and dick is the tastiest thing to them. If not kept in check she could blow you off all day long, in public, at home, at work, everywhere

>> No.16841836

>>16841826
How is this a bad thing?

>> No.16841838

>>16841809
Adopted daughteru=waifu

>> No.16841839

>>16841826
Yep, they would just stay on all fours for the whole day with their face on your crotch.

>> No.16841840

>>16841794
Centaurs really deserve better. There's a few really cute and vanilla ones but artists seem to have it out for them overall.

>> No.16841846

>>16841838
If you dick her.

>> No.16841869

>>16841667
Yup. All I want is to dedicate my body and soul to them. To love and be loved. ;_; And do lewd things. With or without my permission. Consent is optional.

>> No.16841870

>>16841794
Maybe it has something to do with the need of a big dick to fuck her horse pussy. KC can run away from this using mamono mana and adding another pussy but the others can't.

>> No.16841875

Are JubJubs any good at blowjobs or paizuri? Considering their whole MO is perching on dick I imagine it may be a unfamiliar concept to them, not to mention that they have no hands to help actually manage and handle their own fluffcannons

>> No.16841894

>Melon drawing sneks.
Ree

>> No.16841900

>>16841875
They probably could squish their breasts with their wings if they tried. But I can see Jubjubs doing paizuri and blowjobs, maybe not regularly but still doing them.

And if all else fails you can squish the breasts on your dick yourself while she sucks the tip.

>> No.16841902

>>16841894
What kind of snek is it?

>> No.16841909

>>16841769
Source?

>> No.16841915

>>16841902
Miia by the looks of it.

>> No.16841917

>>16841826
A cone is too extreme for that even, just use a ball gag!

I'd love to watch my waifu and/or daughteru needily nuzzle and paw at my dick, aching to suckle on it but unable to because they're wearing ball gags.

>> No.16841928

>>16841794
I don't know man, but fucking hell there is a lot of centaur NTR. Thank fuck that it's not super common with other monster girls, tho there is still a lot of it.

>> No.16841931

>>16841915
I'm surprised there wasn't a gazer in there.

>> No.16841932

>>16841870
That's not how it works with either real horses or monstergirls.

If you weren't new you would know.

>> No.16841934

>>16841794
Almost certainly because of the whole horse ick thing. It's an easy avenue for penis humiliation based NTR which seem to stem from the same basal fetish.

>> No.16841940

>>16841932
It's definitely a dick size problem. Remember that not all monster girls are from KC's setting.

>> No.16841942

>>16841931
Me too. Even if not by Gazer anon, someone should have commission one. Then again, Melon did get 4 anubis requests.

>> No.16841947

>>16841917
but that gets saliva everywhere.

>> No.16841955

>>16841947
That's fine! Its's not like a cone would change that anyway.

>> No.16841957

>>16841942
>Someone else
Highly doubt it. Could it be that gazerfag is finally eating?

>> No.16841959

>>16841947
>not licking off your canine waifu's saliva

>> No.16841962

>>16841940
Seriously, this shit has been discussed in the threads since we were on /a/.

Again, that's not how it works.

>> No.16841963

>>16841942
Asked Melon about it a while back, he said slots are full but he may accept more if the details interests him.

>> No.16841974

>>16841963
That's a funny way to say money.

>> No.16841986

>>16841974
He still gets emails about it apparently but he keeps turning em down. Grigori tried comming him in stream and he turned it down.

>> No.16841989

>>16841986
>spoiler
Good.

>> No.16842000

>>16841986
That's what he gets for being a scumbag.

>> No.16842007

>>16841989
I wonder if people still do his comms or has KC internet autism successfully cut off any means of him getting his shit drawn.

>> No.16842010

>>16841986
Im afraid to ask who Grigori is.

>> No.16842016

>>16842007
Unfortunately it's incredibly easy to use a secret identity even for commissions.

>> No.16842017

>>16842010
MGE facism genocide and torture porn

>> No.16842027

>>16842017
Oh yes. I heard about that before. Good thing melon turned him down then.

>> No.16842034

>>16842017
*Magical Realm intensifies*
That's fucked up.

>> No.16842035

From KC's twitter, it's seems to be that he really likes Naav's art. Then again he retweets a lot of fanart. A lot of it.

>> No.16842046

>>16842035
Almost everything in the tags regardless of quality.

>> No.16842051

>>16842027
>>16842034
He is the type of guy that monsters would puke just by looking at.

>> No.16842068

>>16842051
He actually commissioned that stuff and it got made? I've never seen it but atleast that's a good thing.

>> No.16842074

>>16842035
>>16842046
From what I've noticed he retweets colored art of any kind and cute/good sketches

>> No.16842075

>>16842068
It was mostly stories.

>> No.16842089

Remember how Grigori had OC maps of the MGE world where the demon realm was bordered by the fictional nation of Arstotzka from the videogame Papers, Please.

I 'member.

>> No.16842105

>>16842074
It's nice that's he's in touch with a lot of the artists for MGE. He's quite in touch with the fan base overall which is quite obvious.

Hell while Grigori is still being discussed, didn't he put something on twitter basically telling him to fuck off?

>> No.16842108

>>16842089
It was so dumb. Grigori was trully one of a kind.

I bet the DL tell lilims that father grigori will come for their realm if they misbehave.

>> No.16842118

>>16842089
Wasn't china in there too? Not just like Not!China, Just strait up china.

>> No.16842121

>>16842105
KC was the one that told artists to turn him down.

>> No.16842122

>>16842089
No I do not. I'm glad for that. I ask that you please refrain from informing me further. I want to keep my magical realm and my waifus contained within pure and full of tender loving femdom. Or nust spoil it. I can't control you.

>> No.16842125

>>16842035
He retweets everything, even some meme niconico videos

>>16842105
He did. Like 3 tweets in english telling him to fuck off and to artists to deny his commissions
pls

>> No.16842126

>>16842125
Based KC

>> No.16842134

>>16842122
Monster girls died, anon.

>> No.16842136

>>16842118
Yeah, I wish I saved the maps and stuff from his deviantart back when they were still up, it's a goldmine of laughable ridiculousness.
The stories and some of the art he commissioned before KC told artists to beware isn't quite as funny.

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>>16842027
He's actually been trying to comm me for a while now and I kinda feel bad for turning him down every time since that one propaganda poster sketch. I feel bad but I really don't want to be associated with that brand after I found out about it and risk KC on my ass too.

>> No.16842141

>>16842136
Is he the kind of guy who'd jack off the GATE (and not for the reasons most people here would)

>> No.16842147

>>16842140
Stay strong anon, sometimes justice isn't easy.

>> No.16842148

>>16842141
He's exactly that kind of guy.

>> No.16842152

>>16842148
I hate that kind of guy.

No disrespect to /k/ but modern tech trumping magic with no effort just irks me.

>> No.16842153

>>16842134
PLS SPOILER. PLS!

>> No.16842154

Getting your MGE porn from KC's twitter > literally any other source

>> No.16842159

Let's talk about making out with daughterus to give them practice for their future husbands.

>> No.16842163

>>16842154
Twitter < literally any source

>> No.16842165

>>16842153
It was pretty sad, at least people like him understand that MGs are not for torture and killing now. The souls of those cuties can rest easy now.

>> No.16842167

>>16842154
Not really, KC doesn't see the majority of it and I don't think I've ever seen him tweet uncensored porn from non-japanese artists, likely due to the laws there.

>> No.16842168

>>16842152
He tries to bring the "Humanity Fuck Yeah" stuff into the MGE universe for some reason and takes it really really far. He's one of those military-masturbating autists who can't leave well enough alone even after people nearly universally tell him to fuck off.

>> No.16842170

I recall people wondering if monster girls could keep their fur/monstrous bits that usually disappear while having sex
KC confirmed on twitter that they can

>> No.16842173

>>16842170
There are people who would hug a Cursed sword despite her spiky bits.

>> No.16842174

>>16842159
Kisses on the mouth are ok.

>> No.16842175

>>16842170
I wasn't aware the monster bits could disappear at all.

>> No.16842179

>>16842170
>fur/monstrous bits that usually disappear while having sex
Wat

>> No.16842180

>>16842159
Fuck no.

>> No.16842187

>>16842170
Their ability to polymorph has been known for ages anon.

>> No.16842188

>>16842168
I know the sort. Still the fact that he made maps was interesting. I do like a good fantasy map.

>> No.16842191

>>16842179
Things like the parts that cover up their genitalia

For example if you had sex with a Satyros some of her fur would disappear to make it more convenient

>>16842187
I know but a lot of people like to get direct confirmation

>> No.16842201

>>16842159
I'm a good father so I would also teach her how to have sex.

>> No.16842202

>>16842170
Glad to know, guess it depends on the preferences of the couple then.

For people wondering, this includes stufff like fur around the pussy like with Griffon/Satyros/Kobold or the scales etc that can cover some girl's breasts.
>>16842191
>I know but a lot of people like to get direct confirmation
Especially since some people tried pushing the whole "they always disappear and can't help it since it's automatic, kc doesn't appeal to bestialityfags" argument.

>> No.16842205

>>16842159
I'm not some weirdo daughteru dicker. Although my daughteru jumps up and sits on her Dad's lap, her puffy, young, tight vulva resting ontop of her dad's raging rod. And I just want to plant her dad's seed inside her womb.

>> No.16842231

>>16842205
I'm not a daughteru dick either, I just teach her about sex.

>> No.16842237

>>16842205
Do not dick the daughteru

>> No.16842241

>>16842237
Don't worry, I was just kiddin' ya. I wouldn't dick my daughteru.

>> No.16842244

>>16842170
I'm usually against polymorphing as I'm a huge slut for fluffy hand and foot paws and I also like the idea of my waifu doing exercises and stuff to make her paws more dexterous, but some bondage scenarios work out a lot better with regular people hands and feet.

>> No.16842246

Y'know, I've been thinking.

What if all this new rise in monster girls is just a plot by some illuminati type people to ease us into when they reveal that demi humans or aliums exist and they finally start showing up on earth publicly.

>> No.16842248

>>16842170
Polymorphing ain't my thing. I like her because of her monsterous features.

>> No.16842252

>>16842246
Like in EMG?

>> No.16842253

>>16842246
As long as they're hot and put out I don't care where they come from.
Also the Illuminati doesn't exist, shut up.

>> No.16842254

>>16842252
wat

>> No.16842256

>>16842246
>Orderfags will save the world
>Grigori would've been right
I got a bad feel about this scoob

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>>16842253
>Monsterluminati internet defense force hard at work
cant fool me

>> No.16842259

>>16842254
Well it's not exactly the same. Like quite far off.

But in EMG I'm pretty sure the government had knowledge of monster girls existing in the world and then decided to have a treaty with them and live in peace. If I remember correctly. It's been a long time.

>> No.16842260

>>16842246
If it means I might get to fuck a hot ayylmao then I'm down.

>> No.16842264

>>16842246
Y'know, I've been thinking.

Why don't you suck a dick while you're at being a faggot?

>> No.16842265

>>16842256
>finally have chance to communicate with other beings in the larger universe and understand more.
>people like grigori still want to stay in the sticks.
boo

>> No.16842271

>>16842264
grigori go away

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>>16842246
>you will never SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK with your waifu

>> No.16842276

>>16842273
Boy i fucking swear if thats from grigori's shit i will cut you.

>> No.16842279

>>16842276
Honestly I have no idea, I just saved it a while back

>> No.16842281

>>16842273
That doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun. Quite dangerous aswell.

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>>16842271
REEEEEEEEE

HUMAN LIBERATION FRONT WILL GET YOU

>> No.16842286

>>16842276
It is, cut him and cut him hard.

>> No.16842289

>>16842273
>Implying it's not only the monstergirls saving the planet and their husbandos in some type of monstergirl propaganda

>> No.16842292
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Here's the map.

Iono, looks like something I'd see here the other day.

>> No.16842294

>>16842276
While we're on the topic of Grigori and his autism, enjoy this number from him: https://twitter.com/FatherGrigor2/status/685896869810024450

>> No.16842301

>>16842289
>male wing divers

>> No.16842309

>>16842273
That's Battlefield 2142, not EDF you uncultured motherfucker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16842311

>>16842294
>fathergrigori
headcrab zombie girl when

>> No.16842314

>>16842311
>Headcrab zombie daughteru who loves riding on her dad's shoulders

>> No.16842317

>>16842309
It was the only image I could find of mgs in armor without just posting wing divers.

>> No.16842332

Monstergirls in hats!

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>>16842332

>> No.16842341

>>16842332
What kind of hats?

>> No.16842347

>>16842294
Jesus fucking Christ is this guy autistic. He just won't fuck off.

>You have wrote many RPs and FFs to torture and slaughter my MGs. There is no room to negotiate.

I'm glad KC is standing his ground. Thank you based KC.

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I'm all for fighting in and stuff, but Grigori is a mindless moron.
Its like if the guy GATE lost his restraints.
Also the generic in the pic was almost Ilassa

>> No.16842353

>>16842332
People don't wear enough hats. Monty Python has proven this.

>> No.16842356

>>16842351
Stop.

>> No.16842358

>>16842341
Cute hats! Like a Kiki's little maid hat!

>> No.16842361

>16842351
>16842292
That's 2 images wasted on fucking stupid shit. Seriously piss off.

>> No.16842362

>>16842332
My waifu doesn't particularly care for hats anon. Maybe she'd wear a maid headdress when she's doing maid cosplay and maybe she'd wear a bonnet for a different kind of cosplay sometimes, but no actual hats.

>> No.16842364

>>16842356
Make me faget.

>> No.16842365

>>16842358
Bully the maid! Hide her hat

>> No.16842367

>>16842356
I'm not the other guy, just throwing my two cents in.

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>>16842358
Did somebody say 'maids'?

>> No.16842372

>>16842365
Anon no! Then she'll get all paranoid that her hair is getting all over the house and she'll break down! You can't hide her hat, she needs it to be a proper maid!

>> No.16842374

>>16842365
Don't let her get her hands on an issue of PUNISHED. Or else you'll definitely be the one getting bullied by your maid.

>> No.16842380

>>16842365
Do not bully the maid.

>>16842368
Mastah season!

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>>16842332

>> No.16842384

>>16842332
Hakutakus silly teacher-hat.

>> No.16842391

>>16842382
I'd donate a can of tuna to her.

>> No.16842402

>>16842382
Is that bag full of toy-mouses? Where does single catgirl need so many toy-mouses?

>> No.16842408

>>16842402
Maybe she's running an orphanage full of little catgirls

>> No.16842409

>>16842402
Well, she does seem to be trick or treating. Obviously she leaves the toy mouses around your house if you refuse to give her a can of tuna.

>> No.16842410

>>16842382
A neko Dark Mage appears! She must've made a visit to the Cat Kingdom.

>> No.16842411

>>16842372
How else are you going to do surprise, skin on hair, sweaty, and raw head pats?

>> No.16842413

>>16842365
Better: NTR her with a Devil Bug.

>> No.16842419

>>16842413
kill your self my dude

>> No.16842422

>>16842411
All maids should know that they can only get headpats when they're tied up.

>> No.16842433

>>16842422
Not my maid. She can come to me anytime she wants for praise and affection. And I know this might be a shocker when Kikis are being talked about, but I'm not a degenerate who does degenerate things with a Kiki

>> No.16842434

>>16842413
Monster girls can't be NTR'd, they just go harem route.

>> No.16842448

>>16842434
I mean it's up to the guy really if you want to go the harem route.

>> No.16842450
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Question. Who else here has paizuri as their main fetish of choice, and if so, what is your waifu?

>> No.16842453

>>16842433
Weird, man.

>> No.16842454

>>16842450
>post about paizuri
>with a girl as flat as an ironing board

Still that body is delicious.

>> No.16842455

>>16842450
Paizuri is meh, oral and pawjobs are better.

>> No.16842456

Undead Samurai
Making love to their master
In the soothing rain

>> No.16842467

>>16842456
Jub Jub is so wet
She almost drowned her husband
Horny birb is best

>> No.16842471

>>16842456
>Ochimusha who talks only in haiku.

I'm not sure could I endure it.

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>>16842456
>>16842467
It's Snowing on Mt. Fuji

>> No.16842475

>>16842467
That's a nice little rhyme(?) about JubJubs. Great girls.

>> No.16842477

>>16842456
My O C lilim
Is not just some Mary Sue
She is a snowflake

>> No.16842481

>>16842448
It's not up to the guy whether the first girl(s) go away though.

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>>16842471
Green Skinned Dark Mage who only speaks in rhymes.

Ochimusha only speaking in Haiku.

Siren only speaking in song,

Nerd Bird only speaking in Nerd.

>> No.16842490

>>16842487
Gremlin who speaks only in 1337.

>> No.16842492

>>16842471
Would be cute if when you kissed her she messes up the structure in her flustered response though.

>> No.16842494

>>16842475
It's a haiku.

>> No.16842497

>>16842481
No but say you're married and then some other MG comes along and wants to rape you. It's not like the guy and girl are going to both accept her into the marriage.

>> No.16842499

>>16842487
Automaton that only speaks in binary.

>> No.16842501

>>16842450
It's one of my top fetishes but I don't have a waifu.

Closest I have is a top 5-10 who I wouldn't mind as a harem but that doesn't really count.

>> No.16842504

>>16842490
What a nerd. She needs a good bullying.

>> No.16842505

>>16842499
Automaton who only speaks in Python.

>> No.16842510

>>16842505
Python?

>> No.16842511

>>16842497
That is actually what happens in canon MGE. If a monster loves a married guy a lot and rapes him she becomes his other wife and there is nothing they can do. I guess you can do a thing or two about it but in the end she is still going to be your wife.

>> No.16842513

>>16842475
I was thinking about them all morning. It sounds cruel to think but I like the idea of one who is very paranoid and easily frightened so she relies on her hubby to be protective and reassuring to her most all of the time.

>> No.16842516

>>16842513
Jubjubs truly live lives of suffering from the day they're born. If they don't have a man that is.

>> No.16842524

>>16842511
This is where KC has autism. He goes on about MGs loving their husband to the end of the earth and NTR being impossible but then stuff like this happens. And there's nothing you can do to stop it. What do you even do in that situation, sit down with her and tell her that you love your waifu dearly and you wouldn't like to add another girl to the mix?

>> No.16842531

>>16842513
But you'd be there for her 24/7 to protect and reassure her that your love for her is so big you can't even put it into a measuring unit? Wouldn't you anon?

>> No.16842532

>>16842510
It's a programming language, boyo.

>> No.16842536

>>16842511
>>16842524
He says it's only in situations where it is "fated to happen."
It's just another case of true love wins.

>> No.16842539

>>16842532
Nerd.

>> No.16842540

>>16842524
Most likely what happens is that you sit down and she rapes you, becoming your wife. It's why yanderes don't exist in mge.

>> No.16842541

>>16842511
KC said your wife will fight her to tell her to fuck off

>> No.16842546

>>16842539
Well excuuuuuuse me, princess!

>> No.16842550

>>16842536
But what does that mean?

>>16842540
And your wife just watches? I don't like removing canon from my MGE setting. But damn is this stupid.

>It's why yanderes don't exist in mge.

Will-O-Wisps.

>> No.16842551

>>16842540
>yanderes don't exist in mge
Least intelligent statement of the day.

>> No.16842557

>>16842551
I still want to believe in Hebis.

>> No.16842559

>>16842550
It means it happens only if the MG is your True Love™.
If this doesn't apply to you, don't worry.

>> No.16842563

>>16842513
>>16842516
>needs slow reassuring sex with lots of positive affirmation that hubby isn't leaving her ever
>petrified by other Monstergirls
>needs to be soothed and brushed several times a day to prevent molting
>heaven forbid you look for a moment of alone time or she'll freak out and have a panic attack
Would you be able to put up with it to be with her?

>> No.16842570

>You'll never fluster your waifu by kissing her on the cheek when she doesn't expect it.
Fuck.

>> No.16842571

>>16842563
That actually sounds perfect. I'd never leave her side, ever. No alone time. I'd do it for her.

>> No.16842573

>>16842563
Anon, I'm not sure Jubjubs are even aware of the concept of "worry."

>> No.16842578

>>16842563
No.

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>>16842540
>It's why yanderes don't exist in mge
EVERY monstergirl species in the MGE will have its yanderes.

>> No.16842585

>>16842531
>>16842563
100%. I'd coddle and console her all day long and give her everything I have. She'd never have to worry about the bad things again when she's being slowly rocked back and forth in her hubbys arms. I'd gladly give her all the love a man can give.

>> No.16842589

>>16842541
It would be nice if he really said that.

>>16842550
Not sure about just watching, but in the end she has is too accept the other wife.

>> No.16842591

>>16842551
But it's true, even Shirohebi wouldn't be considered a yandere by a lot of yandere fans outside of the MGE fanbase.

>> No.16842593

>>16842585
You're a good man anon. I have faith in you. And I hope a JubJub appears on your doorstep one day to jump into your arms.

>> No.16842601

>>16842589
>has to accept the other wife

Why? Canonically what is stopping her from telling the other girl to fuck off? And how come it's fine to have it one way but the other way is seen as pure heresy to MGs? I'm not defending cuck relationships. I'm just saying this has to be one of the dumbest bit of canon I've ever heard from MGE. And that's saying a lot.

>> No.16842607

>>16842584
On a slightly unrelated note, how readily available would Demonic Silver Knives be?

>> No.16842609

>>16842589
>It would be nice if he really said that
He did. Your wife will fight the new girl, and if she wins the other one will have to leave, if the new one wins she stays and the old one is forced to share.

So if your wife is a high tier one like a Baphomet or a Vampire you're lucky.

>> No.16842614

>>16842607
They'd likely go for good prices in monstergirl territory weapon shops.

>> No.16842616

>>16842614
So they'd be good for yandere roleplay?

>> No.16842619

>>16842601
>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk energy from the man

I don't know why they do it, they just do.

>>16842609
Still, if you are married to a kobold and a hellhounds rapes you that just seems wrong.

>> No.16842627

>>16842619
Yeah that cuck shit is definitely getting headcanoned out for me.

>> No.16842630

>>16842619
The whole point of that section is to prevent a man/incubus from stringing some girl along and then leaving her.

>> No.16842638

>>16842630
That seems like a really rare case though. I mean if you're a married man and you're flirting or getting another girls attention then you need a good flayering.

>> No.16842639

>>16842563
Sounds an awful lot like some a pair of lovebirds I used to have, those fuckers were horny

>> No.16842641

>>16842584
Why do people love yandere so much? I don't get it

>> No.16842646

>>16842641
They love the idea of someone being obsessed with them.
Also fearboners.

>> No.16842648

>>16842641
I think it's the idea of having a girl that wants you and doesn't want to share you.

>> No.16842649

>>16842638
Yes, well, tell that to all the anons here who like to role play as Sir Harem Dense.

>> No.16842658

>>16842638
The way monster are I think just being a nice guy is able to net you some pussy.

>> No.16842662

>>16842658
KAAAAAYYYYYCEEEEEEEE

>> No.16842665

I want to steal Wurm-chan's rocks so she has nothing to eat!

>> No.16842668

>>16842665
She'll just suck on your rocks then, mommy Wurm does it to dad all the time.

>> No.16842671

>>16842665
Then she'll just eat the rock between your legs.
The one that gets all hard when she bends over and shows off her cleavage.

>> No.16842674

>>16842668
>>16842671
Huh.

>> No.16842679

>>16842619
The basic reasoning would be that monster girls understand more than anyone that once their mind and body has changed to regard a man as their husband they literally CAN'T change back. As such it would be incredibly cruel to deny such a monster girl the only man she can love (barring unusual circumstances where the man dies that is).

Why is it even possible for a monster to fall for a married man in the first place? Well like someone else noted it factors into the idea of "fated love" that KC likes. Plus it gives another means to making a harem.

That said the whole scenario would be very rare. KC probably included it just to give an extra option for the fate of married couples.

>> No.16842689

>>16842671
>>16842668
>My middle name means rock
Thank god Wurms don't exist.

>> No.16842693

>>16842674
Be careful around Wurms anon. They're more clever than people give them credit for.

>> No.16842697

>Be harpy MG in MGE
>Live happy love life with husband
>one day Hellhound turns up at the door, grabs your husbands ass and says she's her new husband so you'll have to share
>have to sit in the other room and hear the noises while she dominates your husband in amazon position

Thanks KC

>> No.16842698

>>16842689
I didn't know Dwayne Johnson liked monstergirls

>> No.16842699

>>16842689
Just let her suck on your crotch rock anon.

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>>16842641
>not wanting a super stronk scarily possessive monstergirl

>> No.16842706

>>16842697
Think of the better scenario anon.
Two childhood friends fall for the same anon and instead of tearing their friendship apart they just both fuck him.
Wouldn't you want a Hellhound to ride you while her Harpy friend rides your face with her big squishy ass?

>> No.16842714

>>16842698
I'm not THE rock, just a rock.

>>16842699
I've had enough of dragon waifu wanting to polish it.

>> No.16842721

>>16842697
>exactly what doesn't happen
You're free to continue crying over a non-issue, though.

>> No.16842723

>>16842701
>No Yandere Demon Idol to drug me and take me to her house.
>She'll never let me escape just so she can chase me around the house and slash my legs with a demonic sliver weapon.
>She'll never drag me to her bed while calling me a naughty boy for trying to run before riding me until I pass out in one of her live show costumes.
Demonic Silver weapons don't hurt right? I don't want to have to deploy my safeword.

>> No.16842730

>>16842679
>Plus it gives another means to making a harem
This is exactly what it it's for. KC likes harems and know some monster girl fans like harems too so it's a plausible explanation to how they can happen in universe.

Say for example someone wants to fantasize about a harem that includes both an Oomukade and a Jinko, they likely be in the same place under normal conditions but if you were to have a Jinko wife and go exploring in Zipangu with her then it suddenly becomes possible when the centipede bulldozes her and rapes you.

Of course you don't have to accept it with your waifu, it's your headcanon afterall and if you don't want a harem then you don't want a harem but it's there for people who do.

>> No.16842733

>>16842723
They do not hurt, that's like half the reason they use them.

>> No.16842737

>>16842701
As discussed earlier, she'll resurrect you when you pass away naturally too.

I think this is why people consider them the best undead.

>> No.16842739

>>16842721
But isn't that what was said actually happens? Really anon it was a joke.

>>16842706
True that would be nice. If I'm honest it doesn't sound too bad, it's just that sort of annoying thing that could be forced on you in MGE. Like if you had a waifu and that happened. It's just irritating to think of.

Then again it's quite ironic how harems are frowned upon here if that exists.

>> No.16842740

>>16842723
Fallen Brides seems to imply that they just feel hot and a sensation like paralysis takes over the area

>> No.16842741

>>16842730
>they likely be in the same place under normal conditions
Won't likely, oops.

>> No.16842742

>>16842733
Neat! So they're great for roleplay.

>> No.16842744

>>16842733
In addition, it leaves a feeling of euphoria where it hits too.

>> No.16842751

>>16842739
Monsters have very different values compared to man when it comes to sex and marriage, so I doubt they'd be as broken up about it as people seem to imply
And if the man is upset, well, they are Monsters after all

>> No.16842760

>>16842751
I doubt the guy would be upset, maybe at first, but he would turn into an incubus sooner or later.

>> No.16842761

>>16842751
Yeah, you know it really doesn't sound too bad now. But I'd like to imagine both wives are treated equally and with the same amount of love.

>> No.16842765

>>16842740
>>16842744
So what would it feel like if she used to to slowly paralyze me from the knees down?

>> No.16842766

>>16842751
And suddenly my relationship with my wives doesn't sound too hard to believe even in my own eyes. It's strange how I didn't know about this before, must've forgot about it when reading through the world guide.

>> No.16842775

>>16842766
It's really weird when you think about it. Imagine approaching a girl while covered in the scent of four others and just start flirting with her.

>> No.16842784

>>16842775
Yes that does sound weird. But if you've it less wives and meeting both of them in a short period of time makes it less awkward.

>> No.16842790

>>16840856

That is likely their fetish.

>> No.16842793

>>16842775
>>16842784
Probably happens pretty frequently in Dark Demon Realms.
Think about it: The highest concentration of MGs with the fewest men.

>> No.16842794

>>16842765
The more spirit energy leaking from your "wound", the more hot and throbbing it'll be I guess.

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>>16840921


>>>/i/499848
>>>/i/499849
a snek

>> No.16842797

>>16842796
>that x-ray

L-Lewd! Pervert!

>> No.16842799

>>16842751
A lot of misunderstandings people have about monster girls comes down to exactly that, they have a completely different set of values and way of thinking that makes them more monstrous than their bodies do.

I don't feel guilty about having a harem but I can see why some people would.

>> No.16842800

>>16842766
While it is overtly stated in world guide I it frankly seems pretty obvious from just the general conclusions one could make just from looking at the bigger picture
Remember that they've had their innate drive to eat humans replaced with fuck humans, and as a jumping off point it should make the setting as a whole seem to make a lot more sense. Obviously it gets more complex and complicated than just that but it's a good logical base to start from.
It also explains a lot about their innate knowledge of sex and why they develop desire so young. When you see that Jinko cub chasing around her childhood friend trying to rape him at age 8, instead envision a 8 year old Monster Tiger chasing down a meal.

>> No.16842805

>>16842784
If it's like the childhood friends things then it sounds pretty natural, but say a harem of powerful monsters or things like that where you don't meet them at the same time. You would just approach her and she would think "This guy is has a wife and he's hitting on me. If I get into a relationship with him he is going to fuck other girls too"
I know it's probably fine for mosnters, but I don't know.

>>16842793
Yeah, those places must be a fuck fest.

>> No.16842810

>>16842805
Another reason why I'd stick to the Green realms.
I prefer the slower-paced life, just me and my waifu. And, eventually, daughterus.

>> No.16842811

>>16842800
That's an odd way of putting it but I completely understand where you're coming from.

>>16842805
You'd think an MG would have that going through her mind. But since they're monster girls they think very differently.

Which actually makes me kind of scared to imagine. A girl who wants to marry you and doesn't have the same mindset. How are you even supposed to relate to her or understand each other pre-incubus? Bare in mind that's the stage of the relationship where you start to grow on each other.

>> No.16842815

>>16842811
Good thing you both have "language" with which you can "communicate" and "exchange information."

>> No.16842816

>>16842799
And even beyond thought, right down to instinct. As a Giant Spider knows balling up its prey is the best way to prepare it for eating, an Arachne knows the best way to prepare a man to release semen is by bondageing him up. Never had to learn how to do it or practice it, it's instinct.

>> No.16842822

>>16842810
People may say that it's not 24/7 of fucking, but there still would be a LOT of fucking going on.

>>16842811
You could sum up most monster girls' thoughts with "Have sex with him." and then you can ask for something like her tastes and hobbies. That or you get raped.

>> No.16842830

>>16842811
>How are you even supposed to relate to her or understand each other pre-incubus?
I actually love the thought of clashing cultures like that and overcoming differences together, even more so if you speak different languages.

One of my top fantasies is still trying to communicate with a zipangu monster who wants my dick and doesn't want to be pushy but she can't express herself well. Imagine a Ochimusha trying to overcome both her own awkwardness and the language barrier.

>> No.16842832

>>16839756

To my Ochimusha waifu "Stand, firm! Harden them."

Put my face near her abs.

"Hmm... Hmm...." I say before I begin to touch them with my hands.

"Your six pack feels pretty solid, but Im going to have to do a closer inspection with my tounge and test their quality by getting an abs-job with them before I can grade them as 10/10. Any objections?"

>> No.16842834

>>16842811
For more perspective on this, here's a exchange KC had with a fan regarding harems and jealous monsters. Source is the Japanese Q and A a user here translated some time ago.

>It seems dangerous if both a Bicorn and Shirohebi fall in love with the same man

>Seems like it'll get very rough for some time. w For the husbands body that is. They'll end up getting along in some way or another, but seems like the harem will get rather busy, since the Shiroebi will try to steal a march on the other members and get into an assertive position were she gets the most sex. Hang in there husband!

Basically for monsters, even jealous ones, other monsters deciding their mate is their husband without permission is more a cause for sexy/funny hi-jinks than angst. The harem members will either cooperate or compete but they will figure out how to accept each other.

>> No.16842836

>>16842619
Atleast you can always pull the waifu card with things like this

>> No.16842840

>>16842811
Not to sneak in a life lesson, but You know, different cultures on earth as is have entirely different values and morals and such too and people can learn to understand them and recognize their differences.
I've seen a handful of other people who seem to have a good grasp on the differences in MG thinking and how to understand where they're coming from. Humorously they usually get shit flung at them by the larger majority that don't consider such things.

>> No.16842841

>>16842822
They'd more or less be the Disney Worlds of sex.
Now if someone wanted TRULY 24/7 sex, that's what Pandemonium is for. Which kinda sounds like hell to me, but whatever, I'm not the one signing up for it.

>> No.16842843

>>16842450
>>16842454
Naizuri is superior anyway.

>> No.16842844

>>16842836
Depends on the species of the girl in love and the waifu.

>> No.16842848

>>16842834
It's porn at the end of the day. Like those threesome doujins where two girls will want the same guy and angrily pout at each other one minute but will be giving him double paizuri while asking him who feels better the next.

>> No.16842852

>>16842844
Well it is a personal fantasy. So you can decide if it happens to you or not.

>> No.16842860

>>16842840
I don't throw shit at the people who have an understanding of what MGs think. But it's just sometimes people's fantasies don't align with canon and (not sure if this is actually the case) but they feel like it's being forced on them.

>> No.16842866

>>16842860
Definitely. A monster girl fucking you and making you have a harem can happen, but as long as you aren't too nice to her you should be fine, she won't rape you out of nowhere.

>> No.16842870

>>16842619
Its basically "Hey kids you want a harem here you go. Otherwise ignore this it never comes up ever"

>> No.16842877

>>16842870
This

If you ain't into it, just ignore it and say it doesn't happen to you.

>> No.16842884

Do lilims have more lilms as their kids?

>> No.16842890

>>16842884
If the husband is strong enough.

>> No.16842893

>>16842884
Nope. Just succs

>> No.16842894

>>16842866
I know you grow the monster girl mindset over time. But even as an incubus, it must be scary suddenly being raped by a girl who isn't your wife and you don't love.

>> No.16842895

>>16842884
It's been answered before.
>lilim + strong husband = lilim daughteru
>lilim + weak husband or she didn't have enough sex before meeting him and settling down = arch succubus daughteru

>> No.16842899

>>16842895
Weaklings blown the fuck out

>> No.16842906

>>16842899
If your wife is a Lilim you're gonna be strong anyway, with all the demonic energy she's gonna pump into you

>> No.16842910

>>16842899
Presumably "weak" would include basically most normal people too.

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>>16842895
>or she didn't have enough sex before meeting him and settling down

>> No.16842915

>>16842899
It's also a hint at a future profile, there's no arch succubus yet.

>> No.16842916

>>16842894
God, being raped like that pre incubization must be horrible. You were so faightful for your wife and loved her so much, yet there you are, cumming inside a monster that you thought of as a friend while she ravages your body.

I'm sure there would be healing later, but still.

>> No.16842918

I want to bind my little Apophis daughteru's hands behind her back. I'll forcefully squeeze her cheeks together and tongue rape her mouth. If she whines or tries to resist I'll give her a ruthless spanking. I'll finish by cumming all over her face and leave her wiggling on the ground with her arms still bound.

>> No.16842921

>>16842866
It only happens if her body already recognizes you as her husband.
In other words, if it happens, you fucking asked for it. You aren't going to get that with a smile or a high-five.

>> No.16842922

>>16842906
There's only so much that even a lilim can do though. Its just like how lilim can't change just anybody into a high tier monster, the woman has to already possess the potential as a human.

Not that there's anything wrong with it of course, your children will be powerful regardless and the important thing to the lilim is that she loves the guy.

>> No.16842924

>>16842906
>>16842910
>>16842915
How can weaklings even compete with strong powerful men? How do weaklings even stand a chance at waifuing a Lilim?

>> No.16842928

>>16842924
/mgt/ is full of weaklnings even.

>> No.16842930

>>16842911
Sex = spirit energy = power, the more sex she has, the more powerful she becomes.

If either she or her husband aren't strong enough then the daughteru won't be a Lilim.
>>16842924
You don't have to be able to compete, the fact that arch succubi can happen is proof that some Lilims are fine with weaker men.

>> No.16842931

>>16842170
>>16842179
>>16842191
I'd like to imagine that it's based on her husbands preference. So in the example of a satyros or a holstaur who has fur over their crotch, and you don't mind it at all; then the fur will stay. This concept wouldn't be able to work with some other monster girls who have actual scales or whatever covering up the genitalia however.

But, another thing that is mentioned is that a monster girls who have bits that are potentially dangerous or are rough to the touch will feel soft to their husbands. In other words, you don't need to worry about getting impaled by a minotaur's horns or something like that.

>> No.16842932

>>16842924
If he matches the lilim's tastes then it doesn't matter. Perhaps that particular lilim likes ordinary/weak guys and thinks they're cute. Perhaps she befriended him at an earlier time, there are any number of reasons.

Some monsters are noted to have a taste for powerful men (baphomet, echidna), but lilim have no set taste as a race as their personalities are as variable as base succubi.

>> No.16842933

>>16842924
Headcanon, mostly

>> No.16842937

>>16842805
Yeah. Being a powerslut is suffering when it comes to justifying how your harem gets formed. I typically just try and argue that they all knew each other before hand and felt like I was a worthy fucktoy/husband. Maybe l'd write them all poetry telling them how much I want to love them all at once so no one feels left out. Though even that's unlikely.

>> No.16842941

>>16842916
MGE, making sex scary and dark.

>>16842921
Holy shit I just realised. In order not to get raped you have to be a rejecting asshole to single MGs who aren't your wife. Almost like real life girls. So really the roles are reversed in MGE.

And it sucks because I really wanted to be a happy and friendly person to the humans and monster girls that would be living in my community with my waifu.

>> No.16842943

>>16842931
Yeah its not so much to say "if you like hairy pussies then too bad" so much as "yes I know I drew the girl in a way that makes it look like sex with her would be dangerous or difficult, so I included a rule in the setting that lets monsters adapt for convenient sex with humanoids."

>> No.16842945 [SPOILER] 
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>>16842924
Easy. My waifu isn't a lilim.

>> No.16842948

>>16842941
You don't have to be a "rejecting asshole," you just need to not entertain any fantasies and not play along any MGs.
Just don't be a dick and get their hopes up.

>> No.16842951

>>16842928
Please don't remind me

>> No.16842956

>>16842948
So I can still be friendly and polite without putting ideas into their head?

>> No.16842957

>>16842937
I can't help but find it amusing that usually the people waifuing the really powerful species that like you to be able to prove yourself come off as pretty wimpy or submissive. Whatever makes em happy though.
Urge to manlet bully rising

>> No.16842959

>>16842941
That's not what it means, as the vast majority of monster girls are not going to fall in love with a married guy. You can be as friendly as you want, you'll still be safe.

If you want to avoid that perhaps 1% chance though that a monster girl you befriended will decide you are her destined one regardless of you being married, then just try to spend most of your socializing time with monsters that are already married as they are 100% safe.

>> No.16842964

>>16842956
Just
don't
hit
on
them.

>> No.16842965

>>16842937
I finally admitted to myself the other day that I'm a powerslut with a harem but at least I sort of have a way of justifying it since I like Khepris, becoming a powerful incubus king would be one way to get the strong girls to notice you.

But that also means having anywhere from four to eight Khepri on top of the planned harem, with 24/7 fucking like that it would be a dark realm for sure. Not that I mind too much, dark realms are comfy in their own way.

>> No.16842968

>>16842945
>Sandworm
Great taste, I bet she'd love nothing more than to gobble up a weakling and protect him from the scary outside world

>> No.16842972

>>16842924
It's MGE we are talking about. Just train a lot and have some sex and you should be good. If anything you could clingy to a strong monster and have her train you.

>>16842937
I was thinking about you when I typed that. A harem of the most powerful monster would definitely not work especially when they aren't as sex crazed as a normal succubut or something.

>>16842941
You would be able to be friends, just try to stir her in the direction of others if she gets too close and mention that you have a wife.

>> No.16842973
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I hope everyone here gets to be happy with their Monster Girl.

>> No.16842974

>>16842945
That's a rare waifu.

>> No.16842976

>>16842956
>And for a moment, anon considered if this is perhaps a dilemma some of the women he had called 3DPD whores had been forced to go through when they tried to let him down easy because they were going after a different kind of man
>but then the thought passed

>> No.16842978

>>16842957
Demonfag please.

You can understand why some "weaker" men want big powerful girls to protect them?

>> No.16842983

>>16842973
Is that a WIP?

>> No.16842985

>>16842965
I don't think its specifically the amount of sex that determines what kind of realm a khepri's king's kingdom becomes but more the nature/personality of the king himself.

I mean given how that one saint was said to have been able to still find time to do good deeds despite having 72 houri wives suggests that one can still be the type of monarch that creates a green realm even if one has a lot of powerful wives.

>> No.16842987

>>16842978
Demofags shouldn't judge since demons aren't picky with their men either.

>> No.16842989

>>16842957
People wanting to dress as princesses for dragons still bothers me, but hey, I do my dragon and they do theirs.

>> No.16842994

>>16842924
Lilims don't care about your power. The only canon ones who care about that are Echidnas and Baphomets

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>>16842974
That's why we should be working on making more of them!

>> No.16842997

>>16842976
Ha. I've never asked a girl out.

>> No.16843002

>>16842978
Oh of course of course. Totally understandable. I'd in fact be some margin of hypocritical if I insulted that with any sincerity considering my Lady being a powerful creature in a position of power.
Though I imagine myself working hard and training or plotting to earn her affection instead of just tossing flowers and hoping for the best. I enjoy working to improve and earning my rewards, even in fantasy.

>> No.16843005

>>16842985
That's very true.
>The area around the ruins where a king was born will change into a demon realm, but it is said that whether it will change into a “bright green demon realm,” from the king performing his duties as a statesmen even while making love with them day after day, or a “dark demon realm,” from the king drowning in their bodies and devotion and spending every day indulging in sex without restraint, depends on the man chosen as king.
The problem is that the girls I like aren't really the type who would give me time to preform those duties.

Again not that it bothers me, dark realms are nice in their own way and the local grape snake would be happy.

>> No.16843008

>>16842968
Sandworms are some of the most protective girls out there, so gobbling up a weak or average guy is right up their alley. For this reason, they'd also make great mothers too!

>>16842974
They might be rare waifus, but they're some of the most adorable and pure waifus out there.

>> No.16843015
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16843015

Riddle me this, powersluts:
So say you've got your harem of powerful wives.
Now what?
What are you going to do with all that power you lust after? Or are you just going to let it rot?

>> No.16843016

>>16842973
Thanks wockfag. I haven't had the nicest of days today and all this talk about another woman entering our marriage has gotten me thinking bad thoughts.

I want her to hold me in her arms and tell me she'll never let any other girl touch me.

>> No.16843020

>>16843008
>>16842996
>>16842974
>>16842945
I actually had a dream about sandworms last night. The Day Of The Rape had come, and everyone was pairing up with their waifus. I was rushing to a desert to find a sandworm to wife, but each time I met one they'd already gotten a husband. By the time I did meet one who wanted me as her husbando, I woke up.

Not only is life suffering, but my dreams as well

>> No.16843021

>>16842996
>Hearts on the egg
Why some people in this thread don't want children is beyond me

>>16843008
If your Sandworm a clingy type who doesn't want to let you go, or is she more of a possessive type who won't let go?

>> No.16843023

>>16842957
No bully pls.
>>16842965
Any realm is comfy for me. Especially Lilim pocket realms. Imagine your Lilim waifu creating a vernal paradise that suits the taste of every member of your harem!
>>16842972
I could make it work, I'm sure! I mean, they'd take their aggression out on my penis, and I might be raped constantly until I cry, but I could make it work. After all the sex comes the cuddling and sex happy smiles. I WILL protect those smiles.

>> No.16843025

>>16843002
I completely understand where you're coming from anon. And there's nothing wrong with that, I respect you for it.

>I enjoy working to improve and earning my rewards, even in fantasy.

That's great anon! I'm envious.

>> No.16843026

>>16843021
I prefer clingy, but I wouldn't want to let go of her anyways!

>> No.16843036

>>16843023
If they all knew each other and you were just grabbed by their choice then sure, go on and make those girls happy.

>>16843025
>I'm envious.
What? You don't enjoy getting better?

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>>16843015
I'm going to day after day take time to gaze in awe over how awesome my wives are and how lucky I am to have them. I'll leave it mostly up to them to decide how they use that awesomeness.

>> No.16843043

>>16843015
I don't want the power myself. I just want to be a dicking bag for powerful MGs. I enjoy the state of powerlessness I feel when being sexually bullied by women of godlike power, while still treating them like.... Man. This is hard to explain. The concept is almost instinctual and ineffable to me

>> No.16843050

>>16843036
Oh it's not that I don't enjoy it. It's just I'm too lazy to do it. Although I really want to.

>> No.16843051

>>16843015
As mentioned before, the creation of a demon realm in the desert. I might try and spread my influence to a few near by areas but nothing too over the top.
>>16843023
>Any realm is comfy for me. Especially Lilim pocket realms. Imagine your Lilim waifu creating a vernal paradise that suits the taste of every member of your harem!
That sounds really nice, I don't have a lilim in my harem but a pocket realm would be a nice little get away.

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>>16842983
Hopefully soon, commissions have been slowing down but I do have a few things planned to eventually pop up! And getting the daki printed out of course, just working out some final details before sending to the printer.

>>16843016
Just remember to ignore these, you'll get your happy idyllic ending with waifu, a nice home in that dream town/city/village/countryside, and as many daughterus as you can manage. Everything will work itself out and you'll get your happy monster girl ending.

>> No.16843057

>>16842930
>If either she or her husband aren't strong enough then the daughteru won't be a Lilim.
Source? I only heard of the man needing to be powerful, since the lilim is, well, already demi-god tier powerful by virtue of being a lilim in the first place.

>> No.16843059

>>16843037
>>16843043
Ah, what a waste.

>>16843051
Typical, I suppose, but you're doing SOMETHING with it.
Even if the job of "ruling" is nebulous in what activities that actually involves.

>> No.16843062

>>16843026
Anon, you have to let go sometimes
You can't just stay inside her 24/7 actually you can but you'd need a whole lot of sex

>> No.16843065

>>16843055
>Just remember to ignore these, you'll get your happy idyllic ending with waifu, a nice home in that dream town/city/village/countryside, and as many daughterus as you can manage. Everything will work itself out and you'll get your happy monster girl ending.

These words soothe me and make me happy. Thanks a lot wockfag. And I hope the same to you and your lovely wocker!

>> No.16843066

>>16843050
Ah, well maybe you could start working on that? The reason why I can see myself improving if I have a waifu is because I'm improving over here without her. Knowing that she was out there would just give me even more motivation.

>> No.16843071

>>16843016
Have some faith that your wife will push the other girl away, anon. Think of her protecting you if you aren't strong enough to protect yourself.

>> No.16843075

>>16843071
>Think of her protecting you if you aren't strong enough to protect yourself.
>Your waifu will never say "Believe in me who believes in you"

>> No.16843079

>>16843002
>>16843025
It'll be driven people like that who will probably do the most to help other less motivated anons find their ideal waifu and assist in getting it to work for them

>> No.16843089

>>16843059
>Typical, I suppose, but you're doing SOMETHING with it.
As well as expanding it there's also diplomacy and relations with other kingdoms.

Nothing quite says "piss me off and I'll raze your kingdom" like sending a desert dragon as an ambassador. What she lacks in delicacy she makes up for with her intimidation factor.

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>>16843055
The sooner you print it the sooner it will be in your house.

You'll be able to hug it and pour love into her until it's 2018 and she becomes real

>> No.16843101
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>that harvin daughteru-dicking orgy island doujin
Holy fuck, diamonds everywhere

>> No.16843102

>>16843079
Real talk- I would love using my position to help advocate for Anons looking to find their ideal Monstergirl. Seriously, it would delight me to no end. I'm sure my Lady would enjoy working it from the other end as well.

>> No.16843104

>>16843089
Anon that's how you make their first plans "Contingency plans regarding the desert kingdom" instead of "trade relations."

>> No.16843105

>>16843101
>harvins and oppai loli dorafs
I missed the raw one so the translation caught me by surprise.

>> No.16843109

>>16843079
I remember the talk about the Anon legion travelling around the world getting their waifus. It was nice.

>> No.16843113

>>16843066
Maybe I really should work on it. And anon that's fantastic that you're improving yourself and you have good motives for doing it. I'm sure your waifu is very very proud of you.

>>16843071
It makes me warm and protected imagining her protecting me like that. I know I'm safe with her.

>>16843079
It probably will be. But what did you mean by "assist in getting it to work for them"? Sorry anon I don't really catch on easily.

>> No.16843121

>>16843066
I think self improvement makes your SE taste better to your waifu too. It's a win-win.

>> No.16843122

>>16843104
Fine maybe I'd send one of the Khepri to do it.

The dragon is reserved for if they start making any funny moves.

>> No.16843128

>>16843101
That was seriously one for the ages. All time top 3 for sure.

>> No.16843129
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Centaur tits

>> No.16843139

>>16843113
Like being a wingman and helping the MG notice the more passive unmotivated guy while talking him up to her about how he's worthy of them
Otherwise she wouldn't have any reason to think him any different than any other potential suitor. For rare powerful girls especially, they probably got loads of potential hopefuls but in the end they can only pick one.

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>>16843129
tiger tiddies

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>>16843129
>EMG Centaur
Gross.

>> No.16843142

>>16843109
Was a comfy conversation.

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16843147

It's nice knowing there are other power sluts in the thread. Not sure, but I almost feel like we're somewhat of a rare breed. I think most people tend towards balanced relationships. Nothing wrong with that, but it's just not for me.

>> No.16843149

>>16842292
So it's the Cold War with Monster Girls? Sure...why the hell not...

Wonderland Missile Crisis when?

>> No.16843154

>>16843113
Take it at your own pace, don't force yourself to improve or else you could fail and get upset. I do it mostly because I like to think about me standing up for my waifu, but if you are fine with just her protecting you then it's fine to stay like that.

>>16843121
And I would need to be really strong too so I might end up having a really good taste. Would definitely make me happy knowing I'm giving her the best I can offer.

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>>16843105
Who are those harvins anyway? I always thought those girls were just small doraphs or something
Where can I read granblue lore, nfo about races etc? Wiki is just stats and skills


>>16843128
The second raw chapter is even more intense, like ,holy shit, that shit is lewd as fuck

>> No.16843156

>>16843139
That's actually a really nice idea. I guess that could be one of my fantasies where I meet my waifu. And considering her species nature, she would be quite picky and have high standards.

>> No.16843171

>>16843147
That image is treading the line anon, careful.

Power slut talk is always fun though.

>> No.16843173

>>16843062
>Spoiler
And that's what I intend to do.

>> No.16843174

>>16843147
What exactly is a power slut?

>> No.16843184

>>16843174
Anons looking for the more powerful MGs as his waifu I think.

>> No.16843185

>>16843141
You're gross

>> No.16843187

>>16835766
Why? I wasn't really inventive with the ideas and girls lately outside of Ophy or Anbis.

Oh, and Whitehorn.

>> No.16843191

>>16843154
I dunno man. I feel bad when I want my waifu to be the stronger one and protect me because I feel like I'm being selfish. But defending your waifu sounds lovely anon!

>> No.16843193

>>16843171
>Treading the line
Huh? Manticores aren't even my waifu. Just posting dom girls.

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>>16843155
I think most of the harvins in that doujin are ones created for the doujin, the dorafs are canon characters though. Harvins as a race are basically elves but really tiny. Like coming up to your waist at most and unlike dorafs, they're pretty much always small chested.

There's not really any good place to read about the lore online sadly, it's understandable though since the wiki was a mess until a few months ago and they're prioritizing gameplay when getting it in shape. Charlotta is my personal favourite Harvin though, her height complex is cute.

>> No.16843196

>>16842924
>How do weaklings even stand a chance at waifuing a Lilim?
You just go for a dork everyone can beat up. Like Viccy.

>> No.16843197

>>16843187
I just liked interactive posts. Sorry.

>> No.16843202

>>16843193
I mean in terms of being nsfw, I don't want a power slut with good taste to get banned.

>> No.16843205

>>16843193
He probably meant that pic might be too lewd for this board.

>> No.16843206

>>16843185
Says the guy into unfaithful slutty horsepussy. Then again the unfaithful part applies to many EMG girls.

>> No.16843208

>>16843174
This is a difficult question. To be a powerslut is indeed a question of philosophy. What is a man? What is a manslut? What does adding the allure of godlike power into the mix create? A powerslut! The pinnacle of submission to the dominance of the will to power! So sayeth I , powerslut.

>> No.16843210

>>16843202
>>16843205
Oh. My bad. Sorry mods.

>> No.16843222

>>16843208
>>16843184
Oh I see. Thanks anons.

>> No.16843238

>>16843191
Well that's up to you and her. Maybe she really loves to protect you and would rather things be that way, but I who knows? She is your waifu after all.

And yeah, I got her back and she got mine. That is the relationship I would have with my girl.

>> No.16843246

>>16843206
They are not unfaithful
>many EMG girls.
Only to one

>> No.16843247

I am fucking pissed at the Kamaitachi getting changed. Worse of all, her earlier profile never got leak translated like others, so we will never finf out what she originally was like.

"Wah! Wah! Its too extreme! Wah! Wah!"

>> No.16843257

>>16843247
That seems a little uncalled for. All we know is she's being changed, and only KC knows why.
To jump straight to the assumption that it was too extreme is a bit of an overreaction, don't you think?

>> No.16843258

>>16843247
Wat

>> No.16843262

>>16843247
The scans are online of the book. We'll tell instantly when he uploads the profile whether it's a art change or text change, and we can retroactively find out the original from that.

>> No.16843267

>>16843238
I'll just see how things are when I meet her although I like to think of her as the protective type.

That sounds like quite the strong bond you have with your waifu anon. I bet she can always count on you. And strength comes in handy during sex I imagine? Do you enjoy wrestle sex with her?

>> No.16843269

>>16843257
>>16843262
What is he talking about?

>> No.16843274

>>16843247
What's too extreme about her(them?)

>> No.16843278

Now I kinda wanna make the next thread. Great idea for an OP.

>> No.16843279

>>16843247
what is that, someone post whatever it is we have already

>> No.16843280

>>16843257

What else can it be? Going from what I heard, she was going to be the absolute pinnacle of femdom that would make a Hellhound blush.

The first girl was going to literally beat you up, the other cut you and the other put erotic medicine.

>> No.16843284

>>16843280
>>16843279
What is this thingy going on?

>> No.16843286

>>16843267
I guess she can count on me for some stuff, but she would rather do it herself just to stay on top. Or relationship would kinda be like a little fight to see who comes out on top. She is too haughty and proud to let go and I wouldn't give up either. There would be our crazy mushy and lovey dovey moments though.

And yep, wrestle sex is a thing along with revenge sex. Too bad I can't chatabout it now.

>> No.16843288

>>16843280
>What else can it be? Going from what I heard, she was going to be the absolute pinnacle of femdom that would make a Hellhound blush

You've piqued my interest and my dick is no longer flaccid. Go on.

>> No.16843293

>>16843284
Kamaitachi was a girl released in the MGE 2 book scheduled for an eventual release online.
Ochimusha was recently released ahead of Kamaitachi and upon further inquiry, KC revealed that he's decided to make changes to the Kamaitachi profile.
Kamaitachi has been delayed and will be released at a later date.

>> No.16843301

>>16843274

The one in the fighting pose was going to use her superior fighting power to literally beat you up into the ground and restrain you (which is exactly the fetish I had when I first saw the Hinezumi before she got ruined, as usual with fighting MGs, with the "you have to beat me in a fight to waifu me" bullshit).

The second one was going to cut you and the third one apply erotic medicine to your wounds.

Of course, the beating and the cutting were not going to hurt you for real, but instead make you horny.

>> No.16843305

>>16843206
As if MGE doesn't have sluts either

>> No.16843306

>>16843280
>Going from what I heard, she was going to be the absolute pinnacle of femdom that would make a Hellhound blush.
I heard things that sounded nowhere near that.

>> No.16843311

>>16843305
t. EMGfag

>> No.16843312
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>>16843195
>I think most of the harvins in that doujin are ones created for the doujin
Yeah, I got that. I mean general info about race. Like I heard that doraphs were originally slave race, that's why all men are hulking minotaurs and women are soft and literally build for sex and breeding
So you actually play the game? How bad is pay-2-win stuff?
I'm hyped for PS4 granblue platinum game

>> No.16843314

>>16843196
Do not beat up the lilim.
Do not waifu the lilim either.

>> No.16843315

>>16843301
That sounds really nice and it's my fetish. I swear if KC ruins it with bullshit.

>> No.16843319

>>16843197
Fine then.

You're Jimmy Jim John James.

Do you play kickball with Anubis, Pharaoh, and cuddlebug Khepri?
Do you Answer Ophy's challenge to run around the playground with only your underwear on?
Do you spy on your Echidna teacher and the 6th grade Taku teacher having lunch together?
Do you eat a bunch of jojos with Ushi Oni and Mantis?
Do you drink from Wock's leftover milkshake that she left behind on a table and enjoy the indirect kissu?
Or do you enjoy a relaxing time with Lich atop the slide, preventing anyone else from using it?

>> No.16843325

>>16843314
>Do not waifu the lilim
But. But I want to!

>> No.16843327

>>16843306
Do we have any actual pictures of this thing?

>> No.16843328

>>16843306

If you think being literally beaten up into submission, cutted up, date rape drugged and finally raped by 3 warrior-like chicks isn't femdom I don't know what it is.

Granted, my info could be wrong, but this is basically what I read.

>> No.16843330

>>16843325
DO NOT WAIFU THE LILIM

>> No.16843337

>>16843286
Sounds like quite the crazy but interesting relationship, anon. You sound like you have a lot of fun with your waifu.

Sorry if you're busy and can't talk about it now. It's ok to ignore my (you)s.

>> No.16843339

>>16843319
Loiter with lich

>> No.16843342

>>16843325
Well you have the choice of:
A slut who is already taken.
A masochist who will always be creepy with company around.
A flatty who will spend more time exploring undead filled ruins and stuffing her craw with cake than doing waify things.
A giant dork.
Druella.
A tomboy who may or may not crush your balls accidentally.
An Alice who may have the most /d/ tiered fetishes in MGE, if her magical realm is anything to go by.

I think you're better off waifuing a nice, blueberry demon and moving into a nice neighborhood.

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>>16843312
It'd call it less p2w and more of a grind and a heavy one at that, it's more like a korean mmo mixed with a mobage in that respect but I won't deny that giving into the tanukis helps. I mostly play it because I have a stupid amount of free time and it's easy to play while lurking.

The ps4 game should be fun regardless though, I hope it's not one of those games that platinum phones it in for.

>> No.16843345

>>16843330
But why?

>> No.16843348

>>16843342
But there are more lilims than that anon! There has to be!

>> No.16843349

>>16843319
Wooo, kickball!

>> No.16843351

>>16843345
Lilims are dorks. Do not waifu dorks.

>> No.16843352

>>16843319
Now I feel bad because I made you do it. Thanks for it though!

I'm going to get and indirect kiss from my Wock senpai! I can finally taste her!

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>>16843327
wait, I'm dumb. Really? Tripleweasel revision?
>absolute pinnacle of femdom
Huh.
I would've liked that

>> No.16843354

>>16843351
But they aren't! They're sophisticated ladies who have specific fetishes! They're normal just like us!

>> No.16843360

>>16843348
A bunch of "who"s, maybe.

Alp's.
A Lilim with a fetish for skin tight latex suits.
And a tomboy with short hair.

Other then them, the others are blanks.

>> No.16843364

>>16843354
Where can I find a Lilim with shit taste in husbando and has a fetish for chubby, virgin, dumb men?

>> No.16843368

>>16843364
;_;

>> No.16843373

>>16843364
Alp's.
Viccy after you stab her at least once.

MAYBE Illassa if you re just a shitty human being to her and constantly berate her verbally and physically.

>> No.16843374

>>16838747
>and expand the territory of the yokai by slaying people one after another with their magical swords, which convert those slain into yokai.

Is this refering to slaying woman? If so that implies that average army there consists of female infantry

>> No.16843378

>>16843349
Hope you don't mind using Albino Lamia's old plastic bubble! She's not using it anymore.

>>16843352
>She's watching you from around the corner
>Your overall awkwardness and weirdness makes her slowly inch away

>> No.16843391

>>16843373
Ilassa's only an M for her husbando. Which doesn't exist yet.

>> No.16843394

What is one fetish you would not indulge in with your waifu?

The catch: no degenerate fetishes allowed.

>> No.16843396

>>16843374
I would guess that the term yokai also applies to zipangu incubi.

>> No.16843397

>>16843391
I shall be her husbando.

>> No.16843398

>>16843394
Missionary. I can't be on top. I just can't.

>> No.16843400

>>16843394
Anal, it's just not my thing.

>> No.16843404

>>16843373
VICCY IS NOT FOR STABBING

>> No.16843405

>>16843394
Feet.

>> No.16843409

>>16843404
Yet she's been penetrated by so many others already.

>> No.16843416

Hello

>> No.16843417

>>16843378
Why doesn't she use her bubble anymore? Atleast that one?

>>She's watching you from around the corner
>>Your overall awkwardness and weirdness makes her slowly inch away

This was actually a bit painful to read. I would feel terrible weirding out the love of my life like that. I wonder if there's anyway I can make it up to her.

>> No.16843423

>>16843394
Does biting count? I really don't care for biting, biting is no. Choking and hitting are no too, but spanking is okay. I wouldn't do anything with feet (in my waifu's case foot paws) either, besides massaging and washing and maybe the occasional kissing.

>> No.16843425

>>16843394
Male Domination. If that counts as degenerate? I'm not sure, it's just not my tastes. I always prefer it when the girl is the one taking a little bit of control in bed or it's equal sex.

>> No.16843428

>>16843394
Food play. Licking whip cream of anyone's body sounds gross. Food belongs on a plate.

>> No.16843429

>>16843417
Do 100 handstand pushups while dressed as Zoro.

>> No.16843432

>>16843416
Hi anon.

>> No.16843437

>>16843394
>>16843405
This. I don't understand the appeal of it at all.

Any form of bondage is also a no. If she wants to dominate me, she needs to do it through strength and/or stamina.

>> No.16843439

>>16843429
That's a bit of a rough request. I can barely do more than 10 push-ups.

>> No.16843443

>>16843409
DELET THIS

>> No.16843444

>>16843425
No, maledom is vanilla as fuck anon.

>> No.16843446

>>16843394
Anything to do with breasts outside of groping/massaging. I have no desire for paizuri, sucking, smothering, or anything like that.

>> No.16843448

>>16843397
Anon you can't just become a lilim's husbando! They get suitors all the time! You have to prove yourself worthy of their notice.

>> No.16843449

>>16843448
I've got a nice plan.

It involves a dungeon and a wooden horse.

>> No.16843451

>>16843394
The thing is, there is barely any one degenerate fetish I wouldn't do with my waifu, because I'd want to please her fetishes and I don't know what they are. I like to think they're atleast similar to mike but she might have more. So completely ruling one off the table would make me feel like I'm denying her of something.

If I really had to say one, I'd say (not sure what you call this apart from male dom) "taking-the-lead-role-and-pounding-her-like-she's-my-bitch". But at the same time if she wanted me to do that then she'd slip a raging mushroom into my mouth while she raises her but that in the air ready for me.

I just don't know what qualifies are a degenerate fetish.

>> No.16843457

>>16843444
Oh then that's off the table.

>> No.16843460

>>16843451
is barely any non-degenerate* fetish

>> No.16843469

>>16843101
>this is what happens when you don't go the KDF route

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Big breasted undead > small breasted

>> No.16843490

>>16843469
What do you mean? That guy went KDF route x50 times
Literally whole island of daughterus to fuck

>> No.16843500

>>16843490
Not really, KDF's whole MO is one daughter and then no more pregnancy so it doesn't lead to 50 daughters to dick in the first place.

>> No.16843502

>>16843500
Less diapers too.

>> No.16843506

>>16843502
Kek

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Upsies.

>> No.16843510

>>16843425
Same here. I just can't take control. It scares me. I think I might cry if I try.

>> No.16843511

>>16843500
Really? KDF is no fun then

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