/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16821950

I love you flan!

I hate college

This time of year, sometimes there's a little bit of murder, and maybe a little bit of murder.

How to draw your own Flanfly!

Ｆｌａｎ－ｃｈａｎ　 ｃｏｏｋｉｅ．

>>16821958
Drop out

flan boobie

Cookie?

>>16821966
I'm so close to finishing, but retarded shit keeps holding me back.

>>16821974
I thought you only got held back if you were a retarded shit?

>>16821978
read me like a book

Flan! I was going to make an image and I told myself I was going to make an image, but then I forgot to make an image.

>>16821958
>>16821974
I know that feeling sometimes!

>>16821974
I would be out now if I wasn't a mastar procrastinatar

Pfft. These nerds are t talking about school and learnin'. I bet they plan for the future and have a life, too.
GET' EM GIRLS!

>>16821961
A possible solution... I submit, however, that murder is the most difficult of all crimes to commit successfully. Therefore, until you are able to commit a simple act of terror, I strongly advise you to avoid anything as complex as murder. One must learn to walk, before one can run. Thank you, and good bye.

>>16821974
You can always drop out no matter how close you are to graduating! That's the best part. It's never too late to give up!

>>16821993
I don't like this. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

>>16821996
I was supposed to graduate last year, but I dropped too many classes.
>>16822003
With how class is going right now, I'm considering it.

i want flan to sic a swarm of wild bats on me

>>16821968
My Lunarian friends are here!!! What a treat!!

Flan is in her 2AM. All's right with the world.

>>16822006
Give in to your carnal /jp/ desires and do the right the thing!

>>16821982
Awww I was just playin' don't be saaad.

>>16822006
Why would you ever drop a class tho?? I hab a DETOTATED F in a class I still do all my work for!
Don't give up! I have been working on the SAME fisix pwoblem for wyk TWEE hours! ! !!
ib i can du tis...i bets yu can tu!! !

>>16822017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MjCqQoLLA
That's the spirit! !!

>>16822006
Don't give up. Flan would want you to be successful. Plus, if you're successful, you can get a job to save up money to be a NEET for a few years.

>>16822006
Do not drop!

>>16822014
I would be yelling profusely and kicking shit, lets not do that
>>16822019
I was scared of failing, several times. The classes required were all upper level math and computer classes with uppity professors who knew everything and expected everyone to read out of the book. I ended up reading those books and could not master the tests.
>>16822031
thats the dream.

>>16822006
it depends on the university but usually it's better to just fail and then re-do since dropping out creates shitty gaps in your transcript

also if you're like 9 out of 10 /jp/es and have clinical depression, go and get dat shit diagnosed so you can use your illness for whatever handouts you can scam off your school/govt

looking back on today's tragically murdered /jp/ history thread, which is worse:
- to be an pseudonormie who revels in ancient something awful forum history
- to be a self-hating normie who is nostalgic for ancient /jp/ shitposting and board culture

it used to be that a LOT of us were ex-goons who spent way too much time in LF/FYAD. I wonder how many of us are left and how much we've sold out our honourable ideals

>>16822034
I'm doing wots o math!! ! eberreteeng is math! ! ! (esept for tat wun clas i menshun, it is dibrent nd not a big deel weely)
Maybe you aren't pwactiseeng te pwoblems cowectlee?
Try writing them on your walls! (but make sure you can erase it or write over it or you run out of space)

>>16822034
I'm NEET, at the moment, but my mother wants me to go to a trade school, next year. I think I will, then I can get a job for a while, not feel so worthless, and then be NEET with saved up money after I get fired.

>>16822036
My version of depression probably isn't significant enough to warrant diagnosing.
Everyone else probably has a valid case, where as mine is just circumstantial as usual.
Everyone says I have no reason to be depressed, because they had a harder life than me. And here I am talking about depression on /jp/.
>>16822051
What ever you do, don't get loans. Either get a scholarship or find a smaller job to pay for it.

>>16821972
Flan's cookie will always love you!

>>16821958
>Not The Next Flaneration
2am is being ruined

>>16822063

>>16821961
Do not die die the Remi

>>16822047
Flan can help with math!

>>16822079
But that is algebraic physics. I need the Calculus based physics of the pulley system!

>>16822053
It's funny because I've been talking like a spaz for most of this thread (bcuz i wuv talkeeng wyk a spaz!) so you probably are going to think I'm role playing or something.
But you're right. I HAVE had a harder life than you!
You know why I love flan???
https://pastebin.com/EEaYUt7C
But yeah, you're only going to get the help in life that you are brave enough to ask for. So you might as well ask. What have you got to lose? Your "comfort" of avoiding social anxiety? Good. Embrace that discomfort. Make it your friend. It's there to challenge us so that those that can't, don't, and those that can, do!

>>16822079
Wow thank you for making that! BUt, unfortunatwee, >>16822091 is wyt.
(i am not intowested in te EEZEEr way, hardest way or NO WAY!)

>>16822053
Yeah, I've definitely resolved to not take out any loans from banks. My mother will give me a much more favorable interest rate.

>>16822053
>>16822098
I've written a few paragraphs before on this. I'm a bit depressed, I think, but I have no real reason to be. I'm pathetic. I don't have some uncontrollable thing holding me back, just the fact that I am a flawed person. What right do I have to be sad? And that just makes me sadder. That I'm the type of worthless person who fails even when nothing's standing in his way, it makes me sad.

>>16822111
I'm depressed because I'm depressed. A self-fulfilling prophesy.
How does one get out of the loop?

>>16822111
That's too accurate to how I feel. I'm glad I'm not alone
>>16822113
self inadequacy keeps that loop in check.

Thanks to everyone for talking to me. I'm glad I could talk about this. I'm going to crash now.

I thought this would be just another flanfly thread, but it reminded me of the fact that I withdrew from college for a year and haven't told my family, and now those pangs of conscience are back...
Oh, well. Ganbatte ne!

>>16822111
Yeah, that's all you have to say. You're textbook.
>>16822140
Sorry for responding so slowly, I had to go make lunch.
>>16822113
The usual way. Lifestyle change, therapy, asking for help, following through with help given.

>>16822140
Sometimes, a little blogposting is nice, if just on the heart. Especially when you're only telling it to others who understand you. Thanks for being here, /jp/.