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>> No.16806152

Wocks and Zombie Dragons are olev!

>> No.16806154
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16806154

It's hip to fuck bees

>> No.16806155

I say we stay here to scorn the other OP.

Also Apophis is love.

>> No.16806160

>>16806136
>CC Succubus founds a school for Ojous and suckers in dirt poor boys for them to rape and marry.
>Ojous start developing loving relationships where they nurture and care for the boys instead.
Way to go Cakesworth.

>> No.16806163

>>16805969
>>16805981
>>16806115
So, every ojou is paired with one guy and do everything together at school. He becomes her confident/butler/friend (even if the tsundere ones don't want to admit it) in exchange for paying for the schooling of the guys.

I bet the marriage rate at the end of the school is the 100%

>> No.16806166

>>16806146
Why do yandere have the tendency to grab their faces all the fucking time

>> No.16806169

>>16806125
Man I thank you for what you've commissioned and I double thank you for making it my fetish, POV.

You're doing god's works. POV stuff is a best.

>> No.16806172

>>16806163
It's more like they find a boy they like and wind up with him.
Like the Lapcat trying to tease a boy and ending up with him, or the Devil Lolita walking home with one of her classmates under an umbrella.
The freedom to choose their victims fostered a culture of falling in love and tender romance instead.

>> No.16806176

>>16806166
They can't handle the poweful sensation of LOVE anon, besides it's lewd.

>> No.16806180

>>16806166
My guess is so that somebody is holding their face since their captor is restrained.

>> No.16806181

>>16806166
It's a way to have compulsive hand behavior that shows their unstable state, but in a more attractive way, and also display their rush of emotions of adoration for their target.

>> No.16806182

>>16806136
>Lapcat is curious and slightly annoyed why Snuganon is so dedicated to looking for colleges and getting a job after graduation
>Doesn't see why he can't just retire right out of high school and live in pampered lavish luxury the rest of his life with her in her mansion
>Hell, she'll go buy her own mansion and take Maid Automaton with her, not like Mom will notice
>Cue her one day seeing that Snuganon is still buying things with his own money and frugally saving even though she gives him a weekly allowance of 20k
She don't know what life's like on the other side.

>> No.16806184

>>16806169
Thank the artists, not me. I'm just an autist who likes MGs a little too much.

>> No.16806186
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16806186

What are they arguing about?

>> No.16806187

>>16806166
because it makes them look cute and beautiful

>> No.16806193
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>>16806166
It became a meme associated to yanderes after Mirai Nikki

>> No.16806197

>>16806184
Aren't we all anon. Aren't we all.

>> No.16806198

>>16806186
Who gets to rap- take care of the anon.

>> No.16806209

>>16806172
>Devil lolita
Does she have a fang and end everything she says with 'desu'?

>> No.16806216

>>16806209
The only things hammered out last thread were "Devil", "Romantic" and "Gothic Lolita".
Sure she can have a fang, but I don't think the verbal tic would be a good idea.

>> No.16806226
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16806226

I want to expose this Harpy's face with my hands while violating her cloaca with my dick.

>> No.16806227

>>16806146
I want to have underwater sex with my ryu

>> No.16806229

>>16806216
>>16806172
Needs a 'Disdain for plebs' snooty Wight
And a ditzy gyaru of some kind

>> No.16806238

>>16806226
But she loses her angry look if you expose her
Wouldn't her pissed off expression improve sex?

>> No.16806246

Does anyone have doodle anon's drawing of an Ushi Oni bursting through a wall to hug her husband, saying "Yes... You looked like you were in trouble"?

>> No.16806254

>>16806238
The pissed off expression will be great for when she tramples me afterwards.

>> No.16806255

>>16806216
>romance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I

>> No.16806258

xth for regular wolfgirls

>> No.16806264

>>16806258
Vanilla is always nice.

>> No.16806267
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16806267

“I dress up like a clown and hug people who are frightened of them! HONK! HONK!”

>> No.16806271

>>16806186
Or they might be in a panic since both Wendigos haven't seen an anon before.

>> No.16806272

>>16806216
Agreed. I like the fang but the des may be a bit much.
Also she has a head maid succubus that's pissed she's romantic instead of just raping her boyfriend.

>> No.16806278

>>16806267
People talk about evil girls all the time. But the true most evil MG was right infront of us.

>> No.16806279

>>16806271
>"AAAHHH"
>"AAAHHH"
>"AAAH what should we do?!"
>"AAAAH I don't know I don't know what is it what is it?"
>"Give it some meat!"
>"Meat! Meat! Stretchy meat!"
>"Stretchy meat for the thing!"
>"Give it to the thing, to the thing awawawa-"
>"awawawawawa-"

>> No.16806286

>All that nacho love at the end of last thread
>The fact that you can't escape giant spider bestiality conveniently ignored
Dunno, strikes me as disingenuous. I wouldn't dream to neglect the heroic aspect of a wight for instance.

>> No.16806288

>>16806226
Friends are biologically human, dumb monsterfag

>> No.16806299

>>16806229
>"Disdain for plebs" snooty Wight
She'd probably complain to Lapcat about dating a filthy commoner until one of the anons attending the school catches her when she trips down the stairs.
She'd pretend she doesn't like him but it's obvious to everyone involved she does.
>And a ditzy gyaru
That's a bit trickier with Ojous. Maybe one of the top Idols in the city? For whatever reason I think it'd be funny if she were a Dragon.

>> No.16806301

>>16806286
>>The fact that you can't escape giant spider bestiality conveniently ignored
Uhh, I think the manual ovulation business was pretty prominent there and that doesn't happen without spiderhood.

>> No.16806305

>>16806286
But wights aren't anywhere close to exclusive to former heroes. You can get them from nobles, leveled up zombies, and presumably birthed the natural way from a wight because mamono mana.

>> No.16806310

>>16806299
>Dragon Ojou with Attitude trying to look like a gyaru

>> No.16806311
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16806311

Where da knight boiz at?

>> No.16806313

>>16806305
Or even as an unintended consequence of a ZD rampaging.

>> No.16806315
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16806315

For anyone interested, the new EMG 4-koma book got scanned.

There's some nice stuff in there, I've been enjoying some of the new Miia art.

You can find it here. http://imgur.com/a/GC31t

>> No.16806317

>>16806286
I see the giant spider thing as a sacrifice I'd be willing to make for an otherwise perfect girl.

Plus you can turn back when you want to.

>> No.16806318

>>16806305
Still wouln't dream to neglect the fact that there's likely a significant number born from heroes.

>> No.16806325

>>16806317
>Plus you can turn back when you want to.
Only until she make you turn into a spider again

>> No.16806326

>>16806299
>Idol Dragon
With how many anons here idolize them, I can see it.

>> No.16806341

>>16806326
>Ditzy tanned Dragon Idol singer Ojou.
Let's be honest here. How many of you would want to romance her.

>> No.16806342

>>16806325
See, to me even if it's a 50:50 ratio that's still fine. A bit of what she wants and a bit of what I want.

>> No.16806343

>>16806267
What was with that overwatch shit last thread?

>> No.16806348

>>16806343
/v/ermin leaking

>> No.16806350

>>16806279
I remembered there's a pic of an anon waking up to see a plate of stretchy meat in front of him.

>> No.16806353

>>16806342
That's not how it works though. Volition doesn't factor into it. If you're not in spider mode, her venom gets to you, makes you rape her. In spider mode, her venom doesn't affect you iirc. Once you decide to leave spider mode, her venom begins to affect you again.

It's not like she's going to pick a day where she's not a cunt.

>> No.16806354

>>16806299
>Snooty Wight complaining as Lapcat and Snuganon sleepily make out with each other in the cafeteria
>Goes on and on and on, getting more and more flustered as they clearly aren't listening to a word she's saying
>She finally says something a bit over the line about Anon, to which everyone awkwardly goes silent and freezes, except Lapcat herself
>She instead just rests her head on her boyfriend's chest and closes her eyes while purring
>"Sorry Wight-sama, I can't hear you over the sound of my man's beating heart~"
>Undead insecurities intensify

>> No.16806363

>>16806311
No knights here, just hunters. All kinds of jobs too, from hunting items to elder gods. You name it.

>> No.16806370

>>16806343
It was weird, some anon beat me to posting the yeti, only he didn't catch on that she uses hugs for evil in the quotes. So he used some overwatch reference instead. Whatever, at least I know the legacy of evil yetis will live on when I'm bored of this shit.

>> No.16806376

>>16806354
Just imagine how smug Lapcat's going to get once that Wight falls for a commoner.
>"So."
>"I don't want to talk about it."
>"Commoners aren't worth our perfect bodies, huh?"
>"Shut up."

>> No.16806382
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16806382

New writefag here.

Been working on this for a while now, and finally decided to share it with you after last weeks emotional...whatever. I posted the first bit of this back in October, but have since extended it while also changing some of the presentation. For the most part, this is a test of my writing ability. I know there are some issues and areas I can improve, and so I am looking for feedback. The story is just getting started, so please focus on mechanics and other writing techniques, although I will be glad to take questions to clear up any misconceptions. Also, I wrote this in segments over the course of several months, so please notify me of any serious inconsistencies.

https://pastebin.com/cb37K7kw

Picture marginally related; zero story relevance
Setting is based heavily on canon, but advanced a few hundred years
Only as lewd as you want it to be

>> No.16806386

>>16806354
>>Undead insecurities intensify
I don't understand. Wouldn't a wight's husband also have a beating heart?

>> No.16806388

>>16806386
She doesn't have a husband at this point, they're still all in high school and the Wight is still single.

>> No.16806392

>>16806386
It's more the fact that Lapcat has a boyfriend and the Wight doesn't.
A "Ha ha, you're single." if you would.

>> No.16806397

>>16806392
>>16806388
I wonder how long it'll take until she snaps and uses her ethereal claws to steal some anon's heart.

>> No.16806400

>>16806397
She doesn't need to use that.

>> No.16806406

>>16806382
Oho! I'll be giving this a read when I get home. What did you mean by 'last weeks emotional' though?

>> No.16806407

>>16806397
>That one anon who's been nothing but nice to her finds her when she reaches critical desperate
>He's tackled to the ground and raped while she gropes him with her ethereal claws and kisses him desperately.
>Afterwards she takes him to meet her friends while holding his hand daintily.
>Lapcat couldn't be smugger.

>> No.16806408

>>16806397
I dunno, the whole scenario is a bit weird. Literally every single single male should be begging her to be theirs. They are one of the few monsters that don't always actively hunt.

>> No.16806409

>>16806397
Probably when she gets shoved in a locker with an anon.

>> No.16806411

>>16806376
>>16806407
Principle Cakesworth is gonna catch on that Lapcat is the catalyst for all this disgusting 'romance' behavior and put her in suspension.

>> No.16806418

>>16806315
Doesn't look like Crab's art

>> No.16806427
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16806427

>>16806418
cause it's not

The 4koma books are collections of comics that his friends or other MG artists do, usually KC or ShakeO do a few pages.

>> No.16806428

>>16806418
That's cause it's not. It's guest artists doing 4komas with EMG characters.
KC did one

>> No.16806430

>>16806258
>tfw no wolfgirl stories or art
Hellhounds took the spotlight for good didn't they?

>> No.16806432

>>16806408
Maybe it's the fact that she's a really high class lady that scares everyone off.

>> No.16806435

>>16806427
>>16806428
Yeah, looking at the faces the only one I can identify is Thomas though

>> No.16806437

>>16806427
I now only realised this was done by KC. Even had the name right there and for song long I didn't know.

I am pretty dull.

>> No.16806441

>>16806432
Not how wights work. Might want to think up another oujo.

Like, you don't get it. They are the sun. You are icarus.

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16806442

We need more stories about the transformation of a woman to a monster.

>> No.16806443

>>16806427
KC does good cute lewd

>> No.16806445

>>16806437
Just by looking at Miia's face you should know

>> No.16806446

>>16806315
>Toumasu does Miia
E X P A N D D O N G

>> No.16806447

>>16806442
I like her hair.

>> No.16806449

>>16806437
One day you'll be smart as a Taku, anon.

>> No.16806450
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16806450

>>16806437
Yea the KC pages are super nice.

Miia looks so soft.

>> No.16806452

>>16806442
She looked better before.

>> No.16806458

>>16806442
She looks better as a human

>>16806447
Me too, totally not biased because that my waifu's hair as well, though

>> No.16806460

>>16806445
I know I should've known, when I first saw it I thought to myself that I really liked the art style.

>>16806449
One day.

>>16806450
She does look very cute in it!

>> No.16806462

>>16806442
That's one sexy succubus.

>> No.16806465

>>16806442
That's a lot of fuckin cum

>> No.16806466

>>16806442
I'm sure there's some stories around, you could go with fallen brides for one (though in my opinion merse's story was a bit of a letdown). another would be that one unfinished story Beast has lying about.

Or you could follow the magic 3 words of make it yourself, we need more content as it is.

>> No.16806468

>>16806466
There's that game by circle exelga too. English version when?

>> No.16806472

>>16806442
Before
>cute
>pure
>probably had a sweet personality
>wife material
>hymen

After
>Slut
>probably used goods
>Collars on females. Ew.
>not cute
>no hymen

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>>16806350
Secret admirer leaves meat for anon

>> No.16806475

>>16806468
No idea, they stopped Sky from putting translations for it on his blog.

>> No.16806476
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16806476

>>16806442
Cute girls should made nerdubuses, not sluts. Another girl ruined by corruption!

>> No.16806478

>>16806442
try the fallen brides stories, they're all on the wiki
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_Stories:_Fallen_Brides#Short_Stories

>> No.16806479

>>16806468
>fan translator could have done it within a few weeks
>"oy vey gaijin we plan official english version please stop"
>months of radio silence later, still nothing

>> No.16806485

>>16806479
I asked exet and he told me this guy was translating it: https://twitter.com/gmkz_niko
Been a while though so the pace seems pretty slow. I imagine he's planning to sell it in English.

>> No.16806488

>>16806472
>Collars on females
That's actually a fetish of mine.
I would want to put a girl in a collar, I like the feeling of making her mine.

>> No.16806495

>>16806442
There are a bunch

>> No.16806497

>>16806382
I'm glad you decided to continue this, I remember reading it back when you first posted it and I really enjoyed, so it's good to see you fleshing it out even more. The fight scene was great in my opinion, for sure the highlight of the part for me, and the rest of it seems to be setting up for something quite big in the future, so I look forward to that!

Also, the first time you posted this, was there not a conversation between the swordsman, Kate, and her compatriots, or am I mistaken? I only ask because the sudden jump to the swordsman talking with the Baphomet about the pendant was a little jarring to me, since you skimmed over that hinted-at conversation beforehand in a single line, and you could've included that to let us get a better understanding of the characters and whatnot.

Regardless, I really enjoyed this and I hope you continue it, it's always nice to have new content in the thread.

>> No.16806503

>>16806488
Here's a question for you.
What girl would you want with a collar?

>> No.16806505

>>16806488
This is a male only collar zone.

>> No.16806509

>>16806488
Not him but collars on females are good when done right. Personally I dislike the whole "male dom collar on her" kind of stuff but I can't complain because my waifu wears a collar. We both do, not as some sex symbol but to show that we belong to each other.

Shes the one who uses MY collar as a symbol of ownership of me.

>> No.16806510

>>16806466
How was merse a letdown? I thought it was pretty good.

>> No.16806513

>>16806503
>>16806505
Here we go

>> No.16806516

The Nacho profile mentions an Abyssal demon realm. What's it like?

inb4 it's full of kancolle abyssals.

>> No.16806520

>>16806513
Are yall ready?

>> No.16806522

>>16806505
Oh no here comes the fetish police

>> No.16806525

>>16806315
I like the side couples like the big security guy and the lizard girl or the foxgirl with the priest

That's what EMG should have been about, many couples in daily situations.

Miia and Tio a best by the way

>> No.16806532

>>16806516
It's called R'lyeh

>> No.16806533

>>16806503
I like the thought of Kikis, Cheshires and dragons with collars.

>> No.16806534

>>16806513
>>16806522
Calm down son I was just making a joke about the sluts here.
I myself would wear and give one to my waifu on bed.

>> No.16806535

>>16806522
Remember, the only allow fetishes that may be posted to day are the following.

Twins
Lactation
Overly Large Posteriors
Face Sitting


That is all.

>> No.16806536

>>16806186

This picture looks like the guy has a foam roller on his back while the two Wendigo's are spotting him.

>> No.16806538

>>16806503
Succubus, or werewolf after I've tamed her.
If i'm lucky I could get a another monster with that kind of kink, like if a fox or whatever had that kind of submissive streak.
Hell, it's my fantasy, anything could happen.might even end up with a submissive griffon.

>> No.16806539

>>16806534
>Calm down
Like fuck I will.

Whaddya think o' that, ye collar wearin'

>> No.16806540
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16806540

>>16806535
Twins, you say?

>> No.16806541

>>16806535
Okay
Meh
Meh
Nice

>> No.16806544

>>16806541
>Face sitting: Nice
>Overly Large Posteriors: Meh
Explain.

>> No.16806546

>>16806536
So in actuality, the two wendigos are acting out a foam adventure?

>> No.16806549

>>16806540
Twins they were.

>> No.16806550

>>16806539
Getting fiesty are we? Were is your waifu with your callar?

Damn right she doesn't exist!

>> No.16806551

>>16806538
You already have the dragons, let the griffons alone

>> No.16806552

>>16806525
I always wanted it to focus on Miia and Darling, and have them meet other couples or homestay families naturally, or Smith setting them up on double dates or to help out with something.
You could still have the other girls as well, just with their own families. I could see Suu and Papi living with an old couple that treat them like grandkids or something.

>> No.16806556

>>16806544
A good ass does not need to be overly large, just to have a good shape and size

If anything should be overly large that's breasts

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16806558

>>16806540
Obligatory

>> No.16806559

>>16806510
I whised she didn't milk the "I didn't have x when I was human, but now I'm a monster" line. it drained all my goodwill

>> No.16806560

>>16806550
Neither does yours, ye not reference gettin'

>> No.16806561

>>16806550
Stop. That's too far.

>> No.16806563

>>16806552
That's why the two first chapters of EMG were perfect. Then they started with the harem and went to shit.

If they had stopped at two girls (Miia + another one) I would have accepted it though

>> No.16806564

>>16806488
Collars also enhance irrumatio.

>> No.16806568
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16806568

Chuuni girls are the best. I want to have cosplay and roleplay sex with a chuuni.

>> No.16806571

>>16806560
Damn right I'm not getting that reference. Goodbye.

>> No.16806574

>>16806564
>getting death gripped by her hard, tight leather collar
I never knew I'd have this fetish.

>> No.16806578

>>16806571
Were you born after 2004 or something son

>> No.16806581

>>16806564
What type of irrumatio though

>Girl pushes your face to her bottom lips using the collar

>> No.16806584

>>16806560
NINJA WAIF IMPALIN

>> No.16806586

>>16806578
I was born tomorrow actually. I came from the future where monster girls exist.

>> No.16806587

>>16806586
How is it

>> No.16806589

>>16806586
Tell my waifu I love her and I'm coming.

>> No.16806590

>>16806578
You have to go back to /v/

>> No.16806591

>>16806587
Full of monster girls and waifus of all kinds.

>>16806589
No anon. She's the one that's coming.

>> No.16806593

>>16806586
>Live in a time where monstergirls exist
>Came back all the way here where they don't
You fucking retard.

What the fuck goes on in that empty space inside your head, huh?

>> No.16806594

>>16806551
I do what I want, no one can stop me!
I would tame the dragons, break the griffons, make the hellhounds submit and a whole lot of crap the threat would throw a shitfit over

>> No.16806600

>>16806593
It was an accident with mamono mana or something? Plus it means that I can experience the happening again.

It's all for the greater good.

>> No.16806601

>>16806590
>Samurai Jack
>/v/
How embarrassing of you, Anon.

>> No.16806605

>>16806587
Dark and full of terrors

>> No.16806606

>>16806587
Pretty shit.
It turns out all our writefags were actually monstergirls trying to make life with monstergirls sound better than it is. Except Bob, he was just some lone nut.

>> No.16806607

>>16806591
But this world is shit. Waifus are too pure for this dimension.

>> No.16806611

>>16806607
Which is why they should kidnap us they take us there. I always thought the whole "them coming here" was shit.

>> No.16806615

>>16806442
I would like to see a monster trying out her new body as she's turning.
Like a woman turning arachne figuring out what to to with her webbing. or a succubus give her fist tailjob.

>> No.16806618

>>16806466
>that one unfinished story Beast has lying about
He's updating that scalebound thing right?

>> No.16806621

>>16806611
I'd love to get snatched from my everyday life to life with her.

>> No.16806625

>>16806546

They can have fun in the foam pit with phallic shaped foam weapons hitting each other!

>> No.16806632

>>16806615
>Fist tailjob
Now I know that's a typo, but I've now got the mental Image of fisting a succubus as she gives you a tailjob.

>> No.16806636

>>16806540
They need a slightly bigger pool for those thicc bodies.
Jesus what I'd give to be married to a Liliraune like that.
>>16806558
Jeesus. I'm glad they can walk with their roots, I'd never leave.

>> No.16806649

>>16806442
You could make a good story about a woman becoming a succubus.
>Woman becomes succubus because reasons
>Human friends abandon her, thinking she wants to corrupt the people around her.
>Meets nice guy
>helps her come to terms with her new life
>She has fun discovering what she can do as a monster

>> No.16806651

>>16806636
A thick enough plant girl could win me over.

>> No.16806656

>>16806556
I don't like to make irrelevant posts like this, but fuck me if the first thing I thought reading this wasn't "brother"

>> No.16806663

>>16806651
I don't know, they just do everything for me. And I love nature. I'd waifu a thicc and thiccer liliraune so hard.

>> No.16806664

>>16806625
Oh, you sweet, summer child.

>> No.16806669

>>16806606
It can't be that bad.

>> No.16806677

>>16806649

So long as I get to hold her and tell her that everything will be alright.

>> No.16806680

>>16806411
>Implying she can afford to suspend any of her rich as hell students
Being Cakesworth is suffering. If only she hadn't choked and let the boy she liked in high school slip away from her before she could confess.

>> No.16806682
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16806682

Post your top 5, I want to see if any of the new girls made it to the top.

If they didn't, did they at least reach the top10?

>> No.16806688

>>16806649
How about werewolves? there's a lot of story potential there

>> No.16806691

>>16806606
>Faggots like Bollocks and MachineAnon having the privilege of being monsters
I mean, we knew Alp was an Elf all along but come on now, Anon.

>> No.16806699

>>16806497
Good memory. That conversation was in the original, but I decided to cut it. I felt it introduced a few too many characters at once. I have also since reworked some characters here and there, so the old conversation didn't seem to fit.

>> No.16806701

>>16806682
I don't really have a top 5. I have a top 3.

1.Anubis
2.Hellhound
3.Shoggoth = Kikimora

>> No.16806704

>>16806606
So your telling me that people actually give a shit in london?
The lying bastard!

>> No.16806707

>>16806682
Bu I love all Monster Girls!

In all shapes and sizes!

>> No.16806708

>>16806682
1) Weresheep
2) Demon
3) Devil
4) Ratatoskr
5) Mothman

>> No.16806710

>>16806707
Found the slut

>> No.16806714

>>16806682
Dragon
Kiki
Griffon
Flayer
Ryu

>> No.16806720

>>16806682
Kraken Apophis Shoggoth Holstaur Weresheep

Dark Mage and Automaton have both danced into top ten, Ratatoskr into top 15~ as far as new girls

>> No.16806722

>>16806682
1. Anubis
2. Kiki
3. Jinko
4. Demon
5. Salamander

The highest new girl for me is the Mershark, but she didn't even crack my top 10.

>> No.16806723

>>16806186
if they arent careful they'll attract a large aggressive wendigo who'll snatch him up

>> No.16806724

>>16806682
1. Kobold
2. Kikimora
3. Hellhound
4. Jubjub
5. Shirohebi

>> No.16806730

>>16806682
Surely having a top 5 or top 10 whole you have a waifu is bad, right?

>> No.16806731

>>16806618
He's talking about Burning edge, Beast ids focusing on scalebound from the look of it

>> No.16806732

>>16806682
1. Liliraune
2. JubJub
3. Demon
4. Dark Mage
5. Tentacle

>> No.16806734

>>16806699
Alright, makes sense. I suppose you're trying to keep your cards close to your chest as well.

>> No.16806735

>>16806682
1. Kitsune
2. Kitsune
3. Kitsune
4. All manner of Angels
5. Wights

>> No.16806736

>>16806682
1. Vampire
2. Amazon
3. Dark Mage
4. Apophis
5. Kraken

So yes, there's one new, then it comes

6. Griffon
7. Demon
8. Hellhound
9. Mershark
10. Titania

Which means two new girls in total.

>> No.16806737

>>16806682
Hellhound
Lich
Griffon
Oomukade
Ushi-Oni

>> No.16806739

>>16806710
But I want to have sex with all the different Monster Girls at least once.

Gotta catch 'em all.

>> No.16806742

>>16806730
No? Why would it be. As long as your waifu is on the top it shouldn't matter.

>> No.16806743

I wish I could make an aggregate of all of people's top ten or so girls just to see which are the most universally liked or consistently rated high amongst us anons.

>> No.16806745

>>16806682

1. Inari
2. Kikimora
3. Nekomata
4. Hakutaku
5. Shirohebi

The new girls don't crack my top 10

>> No.16806746

>>16806682
1. Shoggoth
2. Wight
3. Satyros
4. Werewolf
5. Gyoubo Danuki

>> No.16806747

>>16806730
Not really, top means favorite girls, not harem or anything.

>> No.16806749

>>16806682
>Holst
>Mino
>Weresheep
>Oni
fifth is a multi way tie between Satyros, Yeti, Ogre, Ushi, Jiang Shi, Wendigo and Haku. And all on the list should be BIG, no lolis or shortstacks

>> No.16806751

>>16806663
Eh, the relative lack of mobility is an issue.
Especially with Dryads.

That and I don't care about gardening all that much.

>> No.16806754

>>16806749
>Holst Mino Weresheep as top
My farm-bred corn fed big titty milk city nigga.

>> No.16806757

>>16806743
Go away CIA, you have no power here.

>> No.16806758

>>16806751
But when gardening is done by having sweet slick sex, I feel like I'd enjoy it a lot more.
Plus they can still move, but I can see how that might dissuade people since it's probably relatively slow. Though we don't know.

>> No.16806759

>>16806730
Not really anon. Even though I'd much prefer my waifu and daughteru to be my top favorite species, as long as their personalities and fetishes and everything else are the same I'd be fine with any monstergirl that I have even a little bit of liking for.

>> No.16806763

>>16806739
SLUUUUT

No monstergirl will want you after that

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>>16806754
even toed ungulates a best

>> No.16806765

>>16806758
Its more an issue in that I don't like plants and see flows and such as useless appearance stuff.

>> No.16806766

>>16806759
>>16806747
>>16806742
That's good then. I dunno, it just came off as a bit unfaithful. I want her to be the girl who my heart and mind belongs to.

>> No.16806767

>>16806743
What's stopping you

>> No.16806772

>>16806682
I only have a top 1, and that's Kikimora.

>> No.16806774

>>16806701
I count 4

>> No.16806777

>>16806757
Color me surprised, someone in here actually knows.

>> No.16806779

>>16806766
I don't think it is. For example, two of the girls on my top five I think of them being as daughterus and the other two seems fun to hang out with, nothing sexual. I'm sure it's not like this for many people, but for those who have waifus they will always stay on top.

What's your top 5 familia?

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>>16806764
Amen.

>> No.16806784

>>16806682
Holstaur
Ryu
Jiangshi
Cupid
Kunoichi

>> No.16806787
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16806787

I hope Anon gets kabedon'd by the Big Bad Wolf.

>> No.16806791

>>16806787
Eh, that wolf isn't so big.

>> No.16806799

>>16806783
I'm gonna slap those milktanks lovingly!
We're married now, she gets no say in it!

>> No.16806801

>>16806682
Holstaur
Hakutaku
Minotaur
Yeti
Demon

I can't help it.

>> No.16806806

>>16806783
Are you the guy who sells shy, big-breasted Holsts?

I'll take a dozen, I want to start a farm, you can really taste the shy-ness in their milk.

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16806809

>>16806801
>yet another bovine lover
truly they are amongst the best

>> No.16806815

>>16806806
Monstergirls are for being wives and help you with the farm, not cattle!

>> No.16806818

>>16806766
I see it as being very faithful anon. The opinion that her personality and stuff are more important than her species is actually pretty admirable.

>> No.16806822

>>16806682
>Crow Tengu
>Vampire
>Lich
>Lilim
>Shoggoth

>> No.16806824

>>16806558
Why is it every time that stupid /u/ plant is mentioned this hot garbage gets posted

>> No.16806829

>>16806806
One dozen shy Mega-holsts, on the docket.
>Timidly leave the back of the truck huddled up against one another nervously mooing
>The clack of their hooves, the squishing of their massive breasts, the swishes of their tails and the little clanging of their bells as they come in the barn
>wondering what their new lives will be like
How you gonna treat em, anon?

>> No.16806830

>>16806777
About the memes? That minor reference aside, it was just a derisive comment.

>> No.16806832

>>16806822
>Lilim
Good man.

>> No.16806833

>>16806682
1. Hellhound
2. Sandworm
3. Holstaur
4. Jabberwock
5. Shoggoth

>> No.16806834

>>16806829
>How you gonna treat em, anon?
not him, but tenderly

>> No.16806838

>>16806809
They just are and they know it too, Holstaur, Minotaur, Hakutaku, doesn't matter which you look at none of them are wearing panties but they act like everything is perfectly normal because they know you can't resist.

>> No.16806840

>>16806833
>sandworm
Now this is interesting

>> No.16806844

>>16806829
Not him but they're get a big pizza party and some cake to welcome them to the farm where they are gonna Get tender milkings and comfy rooms.

Probably come cuddlings.

>> No.16806850

>>16806682
Cait Sith
Cu Sith
Alp
Charibdys
Matango

>> No.16806852

>>16806829
Gently, they're gonna get nice rooms and free meals. Farmhands to help milk them, but also to help them with any request.

I'll also hire a group of Dog Girl mercenaries to keep the farm safe and maintain order. Scaring off any trespassers or feral Monster Girls.

>> No.16806854

>>16806850
stale b8 m8 I r8 0/8

>> No.16806857

>>16806844
>comfy room
A certain daughteru dicker has ruined this for me.

>> No.16806861

>>16806682
1. Lich
2. Automaton
3. Inari
4. Kunoichi
5. Wight

>> No.16806864

>>16806844
what qualifies as a comfy room for a farm-type MG? A barn with little apartment like cubicles?

>> No.16806867

>>16806840
I've got a bit of a tongue fetish, and sandworms satisfy that perfectly. This is also why jabberwock appears on the list.

>> No.16806869

>>16806867
Fue, is that you?

>> No.16806871

>>16806857
>>16806864
A big, barn like structure with some good TVs, warm blankets, and big ol beds that are big even for them.

May even set them up with vidya too.

>> No.16806874

Demon loli reverse cowgirl
>at first she makes smooth and graceful movements, throughly showing off the curves of her back and proportionally impressive ass and hips
>occasionally she shoots you teasing grins over her shoulder
>or slowly rises almost completely off your cock to give you a good look of how much of it is going into her body, before going down all the way again
>after a while she starts increasing her pace
>she's a lot less gentle with herself than you are when you're on top, impaling herself down to the hilt, and bouncing up and down without caring about her cervix getting battered
>the Demon's cries of pleasure start to increase in volume and franticness, she arcs her back and throws her head back
>you already came at some point in her vice grip but you lost track of when
>with a few more hard smacks of her blue butt against your pelvis she stays sitting down twitching and moaning weakly, before shakily getting off the ride and laying down next to you
>almost immediedly she starts tempting you to have your way with her and to fuck her senseless for round two

Don't really have a context or a conversation that's part of or anything, just something I got in my head and posted.

>> No.16806876

>>16806834
>>16806844
>>16806852
>Shy megaholst herd is waiting in the barn as it rains lightly outside, still nervously mooing
>Suddenly a loud crack of thunder sends them into a loudly mooing panic, hugging each other closely, breastflesh squashed and disforming, some of them leaking a bit of milk unintentionally
>But then the side doors to the barn open, and in comes a veritable troop of farmhands, werewolves, and Farmer Anon himself carrying chairs and tables and food to lay out a great spread, beaming smiles and welcoming the holsts
>fright turns to anticipation to joy as the whole newly formed farm begins a feast for the ages, everyone getting to know each other in a comfortable mixer
>The Holsts are still shy, but feeling a bit better about the lives they have ahead of them, timidly asking each others' names and sharing their own
Not a bad start. Do you keep them to a strict schedule or more freeform milking? Bear in mind you got a lot of farmhands and wolfgirl farmguards to pay/feed.

>> No.16806879

>>16806874
>spoiler
You better be careful anon, that's how you end up wait a waifu.

>> No.16806882

>>16806869
No, I don't know who that is.

>> No.16806883

>>16806876
>freeform milking
great milk comes from happy cows

>> No.16806886

>>16806876
Don't want to miss payments for the Dog Girl mercenaries.

But they'll need milking soon, they can only hold off for so long before they're full to bursting and need relief.

Need to let the shy Holsts come to you, it's a delicate trust exercise when you're milking a shy Holst for the first time. Need to show them that it's perfectly safe.

>> No.16806887

>>16806876

Freeform.

And I won't need no help but for maybe a farm hand or two and a werewolf or three.

And really I'm only doing this because I retired as an adventurer and just want to relax with cute holsts.

>> No.16806892

>>16806874
>Demon imouto asks you for some help with the homework
>It's a math problem and she's asking you to show how it's done
>You start helping her out but most of the answers are coming out ones and zeros
>Wait a second
>Is she trying to make you sign a contract with your name in binary?

>> No.16806893

>>16806876
You better screen all those farmhands anon, you're basically playing matchmaker there.

>> No.16806895

Can you process Holst milk? Separate cream, butter of it? You wouldn't sell just the milk, right? Home-made Holst cheese, ice cream, butterscotch. Have a small store on the side, or sell them at nearby village.

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>>16806887
>tfw just want a comfy farm life with a herd of mega holsts and minotaurs and weresheep and satyros

>> No.16806898

>>16806892
Oh imouto!
She knows she can't be my wife, she isn't thick enough yet!

>> No.16806905

>>16806898
>Turns out you never had an imouto, it was actually your aunt and your mom was trying to get her a boyfriend because she didn't stop calling her and crying!
>How would she even know binary anyway?

I don't like little ones either.

>> No.16806906

>>16806883
>>16806886
>>16806887
Alright, so maybe only a couple farmhands and a couple wolfu/kobold guards.
>The next day is the first full one of work for the Holsts, waking up in their well kept and comfy rooms
>They each are presented with official farm outfits, the usual suspenders and such that allow easy access to their mega-moneymakers
>Get led as a group to the milking area, modest for now but with a lot of open room and painstakingly kept to look more personal instead of mechanical
>Farmer Anon is gonna show them what a regular milking looks like so that they know what they're in for going forward
>Asks for whoever wants to go first to step up so they can learn (and if farmhands are gonna be doing it too down the line, to show them the ropes)
>Entire herd is frozen, faces red as strawberries, little broken moos and timid legs rubbing together, none of them feeling comfortable being the first, shooting darting glances at their breasts and Farmer Anon before hiding their heads away
Shy Holsts ain't called shy for no reason, anon. You want that sweet, nurturing special milk of theirs, it might take some more nuance.

>> No.16806909

>>16806892
>Demon using binary, sign language, sumerian arrowhead writing, any means trying to get Anon sign a contract.

>> No.16806915
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16806915

I would not mind a werewolf.

>> No.16806916

>>16806909
How the fuck do you even sign something with hand gestures?

>> No.16806919

>>16806905
I don't mind them small, the just need to be thick.

>>16806906
Well,I'll pick one of the ones up front, ask if she wants a more private area and perform it there.

I'll even take it slow her first time so she can get used to it.

>> No.16806920

>>16806915
She looks too thin for my tastes.

>> No.16806922

>>16806682
1. Gremlin
2. Devil
3. Kikimora
4. Glacies
5. Slime Carrier

A P.Slime formed into a huge gooey mecha-armor exosuit would be radical.

>> No.16806924

>>16806916
When there is a will for husbando, there is a way

>> No.16806929

>>16806916
Starved Demons are capable of many unreal things, such as trying to make you sign her contract by playing with legos or play doh.

>>16806919
The aunty is pretty thick mate. Are you ready to sign the papers?

>> No.16806931

>>16806920
Well they're hunters. They gotta stay fit to catch their lunch everyday out in the wild. They ain't lazy slobs.

>> No.16806933

>>16806906
Patience. People who start wine orchards have to wait years for the grapes to grow and for the wine to age.

This is no different, shy-holst milk can't be forced. Otherwise it becomes frightened-holst milk.

>> No.16806935

>>16806929
Depends on how thick 'pretty thick' is.
I'll have her know that I'm a tremendous deviant so she better be ready to throw down.

>> No.16806936

>>16806920
True, I would not mind a were wolf either, I kept trying to put werewolf corruption into a story but I couldn't get the middle right.

>> No.16806941

>>16806892
>Demon imouto asks you for some help with the homework
>the homework is fucking

>> No.16806942

>>16806682
1.) Automaton
2.) Undead girls
3.) Cheshire
4.) Kitsune
5.) JubJub

>> No.16806952

>>16806936
Meant for>>16806915

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16806954

>Have a shitload of gems
>Can't buy skins with them even though it's the one currency that costs real money
>Can't buy them with gold either and I already have all the heroes I want, so it's virtually useless
>Have to get lucky in loot boxes to get the shards I need
Is this necessary?

>> No.16806959

>>16806915
I wouldn't mind some updated art.

>> No.16806961

>>16806935
I mean, I'm not sure if she's willing to get obese for a husband, but who knows.

>>16806941
That's forbidden love.

>> No.16806962

>>16806954
You.... You may be in the wrong thread.

>> No.16806963

>>16806954
MGS3 Best MGS

>> No.16806964

>>16806915
I want to rub a big, strongfat Werewolf's belly.

>> No.16806967

>>16806954
Wrong thread?

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>>16806954
Get a load of this dork, he meant to post something in a different thread and posted in this one on accident.

>> No.16806971

>>16806936
How would it work? bitten woman no longer controlling her self as she has sex with a man under the full moon?

>> No.16806972

>>16806961
That's for her to decide.
I'm not telling her how thick is too thick or how thick is not enough.


>>16806964
Would you do it while she's standing and trying to act tough so she gets flustered at your lack of fear?

>> No.16806973

>>16806919
>Ask the particularly busty Holst in the front if she'd rather be the first for private milking sessions instead of in front of everyone else
>Cow.exe has stopped working, the rest of the herd covering their mouths in shock and looking at her as she utterly freezes up
>Wolfu guard steps over and gently guides her to one of the side rooms, setting her down on a bench coming out of the wall then leaving when Farmer anon comes in
>Farmer Anon tells her to just relax and breathe, no need to rush things
>The Holst's heart is audibly pounding to the point that you swear it's causing her breasts to jiggle a little with each reverberation, but she outwardly says with a stutter that she's fine and wants to get started to work
>As you sit behind her, place your hands on her thighs and softly rub them back and forth in a slow rhythm while asking her to tell you about herself
>She moos softly between telling you how she like the rest grew up an orphan or in a poor home, always had trouble fending for herself and saw an opportunity for a good life by joining a farm
>As she's talking your hands slowly massage her legs, then her hips, then her waist, then the side of her chest, before very gently cupping the sides and top of her tremendous breasts
>She shudders at the last motion and squirms in your lap, breath coming in little staccato waves and the faintest of little moans coming between nervous moos
Just how patient are you gonna be? Enough for the first day or worth pushing forward?

>> No.16806977

>>16806973
Also meant for >>16806933

>> No.16806981

>>16806973
Enough for the first day.
Time for gentle milkings while asking if I'm being too rough.

May even share some stories of when I was the party rogue if she is curious.

>> No.16806983

>>16806972
Oh, then she is going to be just a bit thick. Gotta keep that classy demon look going.

>> No.16806984

>>16806563
Agreed. Perfect dynamic ruined by fanservice-driven haremshit. It's why I could never take that series seriously despite its fantastic world-building.

>> No.16806990

>>16806983
So just a little bit?
Gonna have to do an X on that.
Girls that are that thick are a dime a dozen if you know where to look.

>> No.16806991

>>16806973
Something tells me staying with this cow takes me on the individual girl route while going through all of them goes the harem route.

>> No.16806992

>>16806971
It was more along the line of a office woman getting bitten and and turning up for work with her clothes torn to show the monster parts and a man on her mind.

>> No.16807000

>>16806990
Yes, just a little bit. Getting fat is not for everyone and she likes her body.

>> No.16807001

>>16806682
1. Succubus
2. Hellhound
3. Dragon
4. Apophis
5. Scylla

>> No.16807007

>>16807000
If she's not willing to give it her all then aunty is going to have to look for love elsewhere.

>> No.16807008

>>16806984
>fantastic world-building

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>>16806973
Remember to ply your cow type MGs with sake and massages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSU5Iu9Z9qI

>> No.16807015

>>16806879
I'm probably still safe. For now.

>>16806961
>That's forbidden love.
Well telling the truth, not related lolis are better than imoutos.

>> No.16807017

>>16806971
Idea!
>Boss woman traps anon in her office with her as she feels her restraint failing. welcoming it as anon watches her turn.
It would be cool if she had long hair and glasses, that while wearing semi-torn office clothes would be wonderful

>> No.16807018

>>16807007
Make sure to give her your blessings before she she gives your family a cool goodbye and walks into the sunset, promissing to return soon with a nice husband.

>> No.16807021

>>16807018
I will.
She holds her own destiny now!

I, meanwhile, will continue my search.

>> No.16807023

If a Monster Girl raped a Paladin, would she let him keep his Trebuchet? He'll feed it and clean it and take good of it.

>> No.16807024

>>16807009
Oh my, they get them drunk as well.

>> No.16807028

>>16807017
I don't care for a story, I just kinda want art werewolf in torn office clothes now.

>> No.16807033

>>16807023
Who needs a monstergirl when you have a fucking trebuchet?

>> No.16807036

>>16807017
That could start off a chain reaction of all the women in the building becoming werewolves.

>> No.16807039

>>16806981
>pat the top of her breasts gently causing them to drip out a bit of milk before you clamber out from behind her and stand in front of her, taking a large bucket and setting it below her
>gently lean her forward, telling her she can choose to stand or lay down while doing this but recommending her to lay down on the bench and let her breasts hang off the edge for her first time
>She does so, nodding slightly and letting her mountainous breasts hang over above the bucket before giving a determined 'r-ready'
>squat down in front of her and slowly bring your hands to her shoulders before sliding them down over her clavicle, then bringing them closer together to a single hanging breast, keeping a firm but not too firm grip on it, far too large to have your fingers connect from one side to the other but enough to get milk flowing in a steady stream as you slide your hands downward towards her nipple
>as you perform this slow wringing motion downward, you suddenly hear a loud crash and see out of the corner of your eye that her legs have kicked a hole in the side of the room from a quick spasm, though they've returned to just laying there trembling
>"That's why its good to lay down your first time."
>She giggles, or rather she would if she wasn't mooing repeatedly in a trance like state, eyes entirely glazed over, unfocused as her mouth hangs in her stupor
>As her moos get louder, her milk flows more freely, and after a good and long amount of time you move to her other breast, starting the whole process over again, occasionally pausing to pat her head or wipe some of the spittle from her lip with a rag before continuing
>after a good half hour to 45 minutes, she's completely milked and laying in a state of bliss, the bucket completely full and smelling sweet
Now that's a good milkin' right there, I tell you whut.

>> No.16807041

>>16807039
Yep.
Now to see if other girls are in on it and get the other farmhands working too.

>> No.16807043

>>16807024
>big tipsy cows who pass out on top of you

>> No.16807052

>>16807036
What would be nice is the shy, stuttering womanlet becomes a fine sexy wolf, rocking a fine body and whispering a "awoo" in your ear as she hands you paperwork.

>> No.16807055

>>16807033
Asking the real questions.

>> No.16807068

>>16807052
I would prefer it if she was still shy, is just now very clear what she want's.
Like her new tail wagging whenever anon is talking to her, and no one has the heart to tell her about her quirk
>Will never have a shy office werewolf.

>> No.16807071

>>16807041
Would you want all the Holsts to yourself or like to have it be a more even spread amongst the farmhands? Or are you a one Holst kinda guy?

>> No.16807078

>>16807068
Why not an office hellhound?

>> No.16807081

>>16807071
I will give the holsts a chance to choose.

They can pick me for happiness or go for the farm hands, I just want a relaxing life.

>> No.16807084

>>16807078
>you have a literal boss from hell

>> No.16807088

>>16807078
Hellhounds are boring, I would much rather a werewolf.

>> No.16807089

Since Holsts milk best with their husbands, shouldn't one create a dairy resort of some sort instead of farm? Gather Holst couples and provide a leisure life for them, while producing the highest quality Holst milk on the markets.

>> No.16807093

>>16807068
Would the werewolf boss be nice and curvy?
would she growl to remind the other girls of there place?

>> No.16807099

>>16807093
I want a strongfat werewolf boss who growls whenever other girls hit on me.

>> No.16807100

>>16807088
How are they boring? It's a wolfwoman from hell itself.

>> No.16807101

>>16807088
>Hellhounds are boring
Compared to the same old wolf girls that have been done thousands of times over by different artists and mediums?

The eye flames and dark skin separate Hellhounds from those.

>> No.16807107

>>16807023
What if a Manticore couldn't get off unless her husband did trebuchet based sex for aerial flight?

>> No.16807109

>>16807089
Some people go for harem farms.

>> No.16807111

>>16807068
>shy werewolf
...So a Kobold, then?

>> No.16807113

>>16807100
>Dammit anon, I like you but your output is getting sluggish
>I want to see at least a dozen damnations filled out and filed by end of business today

>> No.16807121

>>16807111
Kobolds aren't really shy.
They're more like genki subs.

>> No.16807122

>>16807100
>>16807101
Call it shit taste if you want, but not much really appeals to me about the hellhound. not a fan of femdom and when compared to the other canine types that's all their good for.
Yeah werewolves have been done cross the board but there's more creative freedom.

>> No.16807128

>>16807122
That's perfectly reasonable, but it's better to state why you like something rather than start degrading other species.

>> No.16807129
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>> No.16807131

>>16807129
What do the wishes say?

>> No.16807139

>>16807129
You know what I would give to that fox? Daughterus.

>> No.16807146

Didn't realise that cripple chan got hacked, guess some of that funposting lately was due to refugees.

>> No.16807148

>>16807131
>I wish boyfriend-kun would rail me senseless until I can't think straight for a week

>> No.16807151

>>16807111
No, awhile a shy kobold can work in this situation. there's a slight more feral edge to the werewolf.

With a shy werewolf (especially one that was once human) when she finally gets what she wants she could lose her self to her monster side and go all out.
then, after that the feeling of getting filled and being free to love you will stay with her, leading to a relationship of whatever depravity you want

>> No.16807153

>>16807008
Maybe it's a big stretch to describe it like that, but I rather enjoyed it. It's about the potential more than the execution in this case.

>> No.16807154

>>16807146
What happened now?

>> No.16807156

>>16807099
Strongfat master race

>> No.16807158

>>16807023
>let him keep his Trebuchet
>Implying you can ever part a man from his Trebutchet and not be shit

>> No.16807159

>>16807146
Probably a website takedown, now that internet privacy's been handed over to the jews and the gubmint set its eyes on chan websites.

>> No.16807162

>>16807156
Yep.
Now the real question is if one wants them to be slightly embarrassed about what they look like or not care at all.
The answer is both with sisters.

>> No.16807180

>>16807128
I'll keep that in mind.

>> No.16807182

>>16806286
As long as I can turn back and have full mental faculties I don't mind being a living coat, squid dildo or spider rape mount.

>> No.16807184 [DELETED] 

>>16807159
Yeah, and Trump signed off on it.

And I bet /pol/ will still defend him for it.

>> No.16807186 [DELETED] 

>>16807184
Let's not derail ourselves far more than we already are.

>> No.16807187

>>16807159
Buddy, they've been doing this forever, all this did was put it on the books. Also, that other chan hosts child porn so the only surprise is that it's lasted as long as it has.
To make this thread related, would Kikimoras hunt through a potential master's internet history to better tailor themselves to his fetishes?

>> No.16807190

Holy fuck
latenight needs to draw one on those office wolves.
Either the shy one or the curvy boss.

>> No.16807191

>>16807187
>they've been doing this forever
And only succeeded now.

>> No.16807192 [DELETED] 

>>16807186
Sorry.

>> No.16807193

>>16806969
I kind of want to marry lapcat.

>> No.16807196

>>16807159
No? Regulatory power was just handed over to the FTC since the FCC is useless.

>> No.16807200
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16807200

>>16807190
He already has.
Sorta.

>> No.16807204

>>16807200
He could always do more, but it doesn't matter

>> No.16807206

>>16807196
http://www.newsweek.com/congress-killed-internet-privacy-fight-back-576619?link_id=5&can_id=&source=email-congress-just-killed-internet-privacy-heres-what-you-can-do&email_referrer=congress-just-killed-internet-privacy-heres-what-you-can-do&email_subject=congress-just-killed-internet-privacy-heres-what-you-can-do

>> No.16807214

>>16807206
>newsweek

>> No.16807215

>>16806682
In no particular order
>Gremlin
>Raiju
>Wight
>Oomukade
>Mad Hatter
>Kraken
>Arachne
>Shirohebi
>Cupid
And those are all that caught my eye. I can't seem to choose between clingly yanderes, smug ara ara, or love machines.

>> No.16807216

>>16807190
I hope Latenight deems my waifu worthy to be drawn by him one day.

>> No.16807219

>>16807214
Right, I forgot every news website is fake. You only trust CNN.

The Ratatosk got you good.

>> No.16807223

>>16807215
>Mad Hatter
>Kraken
>Cupid
Stellar taste.

>> No.16807224

>>16806682
-Kikimora
-Shoggoth
-Automaton
-Cyclops
-Inari

>> No.16807226

>>16806916
Visual confirmation of a contract for those who cannot hear.

>> No.16807227
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16807227

Keep the faith strong and she'll go away.

>> No.16807230

>>16807227
Maybe if I pray long enough, she'll go away.

>> No.16807231

>>16807190
I would vote shy office wolf.

>> No.16807233

>>16807227
Is she rubbing her self on the back of his head? she has no underwear...

>> No.16807234

>>16807227
>local exorcist not so tough after getting molested

>> No.16807236

>>16806682
1. Wife
-
-
-
-

>> No.16807239

>>16807234
Kek

>> No.16807242

>>16807227
Hey miiiiiister, whatcha doooooin?

>> No.16807243
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16807243

>>16807216
>Latenight has drawn my waifu and one of my adopteru's
I wouldn't normally consider myself lucky, but...

>> No.16807244

>>16807233
I've only just noticed that. and the fact that she has no bra.
God I'm slow.

>> No.16807251

>>16807227
I heard that pretending to be retard makes them go away.

>> No.16807253

>>16807216
He's more likely to draw flagmander then he is mine.

>> No.16807259

>>16807251
Starting singing the song that doesn't end.
She'll either leave or plug your moth with her tail as she goes for your pants.

>> No.16807260

>>16807227
She's not even blue or under ten, would not be corrupted by.

>> No.16807261

>>16807243
I mean, he drew a couple things from my stories back when I was a writefag, but never my waifu or daughteru. Maybe someday!

>> No.16807263

>>16807260
>under ten

>> No.16807266

>>16807259
>Plug my mouth
Bad move succubutt. That thing is going to get bitten so much that it will be all wet with saliva and sore.

>> No.16807268

Nobody posted a screencap or a pastebin of last threads snug school, so I made one. It's out of order and probably missed a few, but its what you get.
https://pastebin.com/cb37K7kw

>> No.16807269

>>16807253
What is Flagmander? and more importantly, what is your waifu?

>> No.16807270

Latenight has always drawn whatever he feels like, not what's been requested, and it's probably going to stay that way.
Your best odds lie in not going "Latenight plz."

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>>16807243

I'd consider myself lucky too

>> No.16807273

>>16807259
>>16807251
I think acting like a harem anime MC would drive her nuts.

>> No.16807274

>>16807270
I know, they fucking jinxed it.

>> No.16807276

>>16807270
latenight is a wild untameable beast

>> No.16807277

>>16806850
Nice bait Bollocks

>> No.16807279

>>16807270
He always goes off random things in the thread, you never know.

>> No.16807280

>>16807162
They're not fat. They're BULKING

>> No.16807282
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squishy

>> No.16807284

>>16807270
Alright, latenight.

>> No.16807287

>>16807243
I'm pretty surprise with the amount of late stuff that I get. It really is a nice and warm feeling to see those cute things.

>already got something from barb, mono and a wurm from loen too
I died quite a few times from heart attack.

>> No.16807288

>>16806850
Don't lump in tangmangos and charaznables with that filth.

>> No.16807289

>>16807273
>she casts Silence

>> No.16807291

>>16807270
Yeah, I guess. That's why I've never asked him personally.

>> No.16807292

>>16807269
My waifu is a griffon that's dressed in a jumpsuit and likes bacon.
As for Flagmander. it's a picture of a salamander with a flag of some country.

>> No.16807295

>>16807282
You know what you call a cute daughteru flayer?

Your SquishyFlower.

>> No.16807296

>>16807284
Heh.

>>16807282
Best girls, consequences be damned.

>> No.16807297

>>16807268
That isn't snug school. That's that story the writefag posted before.

>> No.16807302

>>16807268
Wrong link chief.
But thanks if you do, I can order them myself. It was quite enjoyable.

>> No.16807305

>>16807297
oh fuck I copypasted the wrong thing
Shit this is sort of indicative of the quality you should expect

https://pastebin.com/5CmK0MeC

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>>16807243
It reawakened my desire for a palm-reading shirohebi. I'm a sucker for physical contact.

>> No.16807310

>>16807305
Cool, thanks for doing that. It seems fine even if there is some extra posts. Will be saving.

>> No.16807313

>>16807292
>It's a picture of a salamander with a flag of some country.
Somebody should take it to /d and get some worth out of it.

>> No.16807314

>>16807308
What if she foretold you'd have twelve healthy snake daughterus?

>> No.16807316

>>16807308
I always thought Shirohebi are really into fortune telling.

Miss T. Nuki's fortune telling service nicely tells them with 100% accuracy that the man they are obsessed with was their lover in a past life.

>> No.16807318

>>16807305
I didn't even realize how much discussing appeared just because of my groping and teasing fetish.

>> No.16807320

>>16807305
There ya go chief, thanks.

>> No.16807323

>>16807313
Do not treat other people's waifus like that.

>> No.16807325

>>16807318
It was a lot of fun, though it evolved into more of a cuddlefucking and ojou-breaking fetish. Just one of those random watershed jumping off points for discussion.

>> No.16807326

>>16807316
Given that (I believe?) KC confirmed reincarnation is a thing in MGE, they might not even be wrong.

>> No.16807329

>>16807313
How would you make it /d?
All I got is having her wear the flag as a robe while she pregnant and fucking a guy.

>> No.16807331

>>16807325
Oh yeah, I noticed that. Still, it's nice to see something bloom like that once in a while after you bury the seed.

>> No.16807332

>>16807326
Of course. Miss T Nuki is never wrong. With a small fee she can predict anything.

>> No.16807333

>>16807318
I loved it because it involved some nobody getting a waifu and then breaking her smug despite not even trying. It's one of the only ways that I could see it working out well for me since I try my best not to stand out.

>> No.16807334

>>16807305
I think you got all of it except the part where the CC principal bans cuddling, though you got the replies to it
Genuinely happy this got saved

>> No.16807335

>>16807323
The art is shit I don't remember it being anyone's waifu.

>> No.16807339

>>16807329
Is pregnant sex really /d?

>> No.16807341

>>16807339
No.

>> No.16807344

>>16807331
For sure.
Funny, right around the time people start complaining that there aren't big greentexts anymore that happens.
>>16807333
I personally just love fat cat ass and sleepfucking/sleep in general, but twas all good

>> No.16807346

>>16807334
line 338

>> No.16807355
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>>16807346
Sweet I love being blind
Looks like I need some snug myself, night thread, dream of fat cat booty smothering you in sleep

>> No.16807359

>>16807339
Depends really.
The fact that she's a salamander means more on the /d scale than pregnancy.
Pregnancy only gets bad when it comes to stuff like hyper pregnancy or egglaying Or incest babies but that's just me.

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>>16806682
Ran
Dude

>> No.16807366

>>16807335
Still would you like it if somebody did that to art of your waifu?

>> No.16807367

>>16807344
The purring blowjob was pretty exquisite as well and relevant to my interests

Mildly related, what's a 'chuff'? People talk about it all the time with Jinkos and stuff, isn't it kind of like just a sneeze for a cat?

>> No.16807371

>>16807367
It's the big cat analogue to a purr.

>> No.16807372

>>16807367
It's the sound tigers make instead of purring.

>> No.16807378

>>16807359
>hyper pregnancy
What is the difference?

>> No.16807379

>>16807371
>>16807372
Oh shit was I way off all this time then
For some reason I thought it was like a big sharp intake of breath followed by a really quick exhale
Have no idea where I got that from

>> No.16807381

>>16807339
/d/ has pregnancy threads sometimes. Not even hyper pregnancy. Just regular old within-the-realms-of-human-limitations pregnant sex threads.

>> No.16807386

>>16807381
Saying something is /d/ is and always has been a flawed identification system for 'things that are generally unfavorable in the thread' because by relativistic standards a good deal of the things regularly discussed in here are '/d/' compared to other things discussed here

>> No.16807391

>>16807378
Hyper pregnancy is a variant of inflation porn for those too put off for vore and unbirth

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>>16807339
Not really no.
though the thought of pregnant sex has crossed my mind a few times

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>>16807364
Hey, me too.

>> No.16807400

>>16807308
Would she implant her magic into my body?

>> No.16807402

>>16807335
>Flagmander is no one's waifu.
Then why was it made?

>> No.16807410

>>16807402
Futbol

>> No.16807411

>>16807400
It's important for an accurate reading, and a shirohebi can't be held responsible for what their fingertips do.

>> No.16807415

>>16807200
I'm taking that Anubis for coffee and a French pastry. It's her lunch break and she has no excuse.

>>16807364
>Donate to her Shrine.
>Write "Ran is adorable" on every coin or dollar.
>Yukari loves it.
>Starts writing lewder stuff on the coins and leaving them for her to find.

>> No.16807418

>>16807411
Hope it doesn't burn me from the inside when I look at other girls.

>> No.16807419

>>16807410
I remember the logo being for a cricket team.
Have you seen a cricket match? if most people can't understand that game I doubt monsters can.

>> No.16807424

>>16807415
I would write "Yukari is cute!"

>> No.16807425

>>16807419
Probably makes perfect sense to the Mad Hatters.
In a Calvinball sort of way.

>> No.16807428
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>>16806682
1. Hellhound
2. Anubis
3. Yeti
4. Raiju
5. Blue Oni

I'm just a slut for wolfus.

>> No.16807432

>>16807425
>Wonderland Cricket
>It's pretty much sex with weird rules.

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>>16807425
>"Ah yes, I see, its just like a game we play back home."
>Oh really? Didn't know they had sports in Wonderland.
>"Quite so! You first take a virgin man along with a collection of seventeen shape-shifting potions, then-"
>Ah, l-lets just watch the game, dear....

>> No.16807438

>>16807419
Just show the game one of the smart monsters, they'll get it.
>Lich can't make sense of the rules and starts burning notes.
>Hakutaku is laughing hysterically about how she doesn't understand.
>Automaton fizzles and calls the sport a "anomaly"

>> No.16807439

>>16807425
>Mad Hatters

I wonder how that one Anon who got a mansion in Wonderland is doing. Heard she got a Mad Hatter maid too!

>> No.16807440

>>16807424
Then leave a note.

>If you can agree whether Ran or Yukari is the cutest resident of this Shrine, I'll visit twice as often.

Then listen to all the cute arguments.

>> No.16807445

All this talk about automatons every now and again and nothing about biting her shiny metal ass

>> No.16807447

>>16807436
Where can I find a wife like that? Besides Wonderland, where I'd be raped by every adult who lives there. The usual welcome.

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>>16807436
Wonderland is such a silly place

>> No.16807452

>>16807436
Sounds like a fun game.

I'd also like to rest my head on her funbags.
>>16807439
I do hope he writes more.

>> No.16807453

>>16807447
Wonderland.
Diamond Trumparts.

That is all.

>> No.16807454

>>16807386
I'm wondering why you felt the need to spoiler tag that at all. My mouse is crying from having to make the trip one inch over so I can read your post.
You're right that it's flawed, though. Hell, monstergirls are "/d/" too. It's just that enough people here have become disconnected from reality that they think it's "above" other fetishes on some objective scale, and end up using "/d/" as a descriptor for those fetishes they don't like.

/d/'s not inherently bad, it's got some good stuff pretty often depending on what you like. What's trash is that like 80% of it is futa. It's ignorable, but for fuck's sake, why so much of it? Edit threads, with balls threads, without balls threads, big threads, small threads, medium threads, sitting down threads, one ball threads, left leaning threads, etc. And you can't even filter "futa" out, because what if there's a thread with an OP that says "no futa, please"?
I just want to masturbate to exposed mechanical systems systems on robot girls, man, I didn't come here for all this cock in my eyes.

Fucking hell, look at this bullshit rant.

>> No.16807459

>>16807440
Would that make Chen sad?

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>>16807459
My waifu is Ran, not the adoptive daughteru.
There's no doubt other anons who wish to have Chen.

>> No.16807470

>>16807438
>Hakutaku is laughing hysterically about how she doesn't understand

I wonder if she gets rapey when she doesn't understand something.
>Give hakutaku a extremely challenging puzzle and tell she cant use her info powers
>Days later she storms your room. hair ragged and eyes bloodshot
>"How did you do it? what is the answer? I need to know, I need to know, I need to know I NEED TO KNOW!"
>She spends the next hour wringing you out, shouting "TELL ME!" as she rides you.

>> No.16807475

>>16807459
Chen is already the CUTEST. This argument is about who is cuter between Ran and Yukari. Plus she lives in a pile of tails that smell like warm dryer sheets. I'm not feeling sorry for her.

>> No.16807476

>>16807439
>>16807452
I'm flattered. Where would you like to pick up, a day later or right from where he was left off?
Im also unsure whether to make it a Wonderland Teaparty Harem deal or just end up with the Hatter.
And yes, Hatters have exquisite funbags. The most refined motorboat you'll ever get.

>> No.16807480

>>16807428
>Yeti
Mmmm

>> No.16807482

>>16807476
When the next maid comes maybe?

I want the harem personally.

>> No.16807485

>>16807454
>just want to masturbate to exposed mechanical systems systems on robot girls, man, I didn't come here for all this cock in my eyes.
You're looking for /aco/

>> No.16807488

I need a story premise to stop being a worthless sack of shit.

>> No.16807495

>>16807488
Woman turning into kakuen. M as me it a nature doc

>> No.16807500

>>16807495
>make it as a nature doc
Blasted phone

>> No.16807501

>>16807488
What this guy said >>16807495

>> No.16807502

>>16807488
An in-medias-res of an adventurer and his Cursed Sword waifu on a quest, breaking up a raiding party while she gets all hot and bothered by his battle prowess, devolving into hardcore sex by the end of the battle

>> No.16807506

>>16807488
Akaname licking a guy that's come back from the gym

>> No.16807511

>>16807506
>story premise

>> No.16807513

>>16807488
Wurm with stereotypical British personality.

>> No.16807523

>>16807513
Need more than that. Does the guy she's about to rape find it weird?

>> No.16807530

>>16807485
Actual eldrtich horrors attempt to reclaim planet Earth, except it's an Earth where monstergirls and their supernatural powers have (more or less) integrated with humanity for many years.

It could either be a fantasy-esque thing where we have a fighting chance because of our combined efforts. Or, if you wanted you could go dark with it, and make the monstergirls especially weak and susceptible to the eldritches due to their magical factors, giving it a bit more of a horror spin.

>> No.16807540

>>16807513
>"C is for Crumpet"

>> No.16807545

>>16807540
No dummy, it's 'B is for Biscuit'!

>> No.16807549

>>16806682
1. Lich
2. Automaton
3. Mantis
4. Redcap
5. Sahuagin

>> No.16807550

>>16807488
Horror story about a mad incubus scientist testing corruptive stuff on humans with a dark mage wife

>> No.16807552

>>16807530
I don't know why I wrote "reclaim" there. They could just be attempting to claim it for the first time, just because they feel like it.

>> No.16807556

>>16807540
Oh fuck I completely forgot about the wurm cake.

>> No.16807564
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16807564

>>16807445
>>16791520
>>16791493

"So . . .you tried biting her shiny metal ass?"

>> No.16807568

>>16807488
Succubus hijacking a sky diver and the detailed sex as they fall

>> No.16807570

>>16807564
Now way all that stuff on her head is allowed at work.

>> No.16807574

>>16807485
Yeah, but Anon, I'm from the monstergirl thread: I'm triggered by everything that isn't depicted in the most generic and cutesy anime art style the human mind can conceive.

Nah, for real though, didn't know /aco/ had a general for robots. That's pretty neat, so thanks.
Now if only there was a dedicated thread somewhere for proper wolfgirls. It doesn't count if they just have wolf ears and a tail, but for some reason, 90% of artists don't understand this.

>> No.16807576

>>16807564
Is she dead inside? All those people injured on the hospital, but she is the one that's hurt.

>> No.16807579

>>16807564
>Ushi oni waifu
>Have to check all the boxes

>> No.16807582

>>16807564
>Picture made from my dumb post

I love you.

>> No.16807584

>>16807570
>Now
No*

>> No.16807589

>>16807570
Are you discriminating against her religion?

>> No.16807590

>>16807564
Poor nub-nub doesn't get paid enough for this shit.

Good stuff Latenight!

>> No.16807592

>>16807482
>In a mansion in a corner of Wonderland, a tea party is going on
>Or that's how you think a story like this would go anyway, especially if written by one of these madwomen that have captured you against your will
>"Against your will? Unfair, I say, it was your idea to come here still, and still too you remain."
>In some corner of your brain you think it weird that she commented on something you were thinking, but the god damn atmosphere of this accursed place makes it so hard to think straight
>the JubJub is grinding her legs against your side as you sit at the tea table, her juices freely sliming down her legs as she carries on with no shame or remorse, squeaking out every few minutes in what you can't help but assume is another orgasm
>meanwhile the Hatter, as you've learned she calls herself, sips tea as per usual, pouring a cup as well for the newest guest sitting across the table from you
>a woman almost as busty as the currently dry (or in her case wet) humping harpy is staring wide eyed at you, red hair in a cute bob cut with two large pink bunny ears protruding up out of her head
>She wears a red cocktail outfit, but below her waist her legs seem to puff out into massive pink fluffy rabbit-like legs- or is it something she's just wearing? You can't really tell...
>regardless, you quickly found out this woman is not like those wererabbits that silently skirted away from you back home at the mall. In fact this one seems quite the opposite of shy...
>"Mansion? Hehe, hehehehe! Oh my, 'Man' 'shin', oh I haven't heard of that one before, ohohohohehehahaha, oh but it does sound wonderful doesn't it? Mhm! If you catch my meaning, mhmhm! 'Wonder' 'full'? Ahaha!"
>...and you thought the Hatter was bonkers.
What now, the table is nearly filled!

>> No.16807593

>>16807564
Anubi doing George Costanza impressions at me is my fetish.

>>16807570
It's for religious reasons, she gets a pass.

>> No.16807598

>>16807589
>>16807593
Her religion is dumb if it makes her wear all that crud. Desert girls are weird.

>> No.16807604

>>16807593
What dumb things anon and his waifu would do to warrant her making that Constanza face?

I'd imagine mixing Manticore and Girtablilu venom together is one of those.

>> No.16807605

>>16807592
I get the feeling he's just going to groan and put his head in his hands.

Then say something the March hare will misinterpret.

>> No.16807606

>>16807564
Those ear-rings are cute!

>> No.16807609

>>16807564
She looks quite warm. Great receptionist.

>> No.16807610

>>16807564
>cuddling injury
How?

>> No.16807612

>>16807592
>That March Hare
Spot on.

>> No.16807614

>>16807564
>Injury from:
>Cuddling
How on earth does THAT happen?

>> No.16807617

>>16807610
Strong girls like Dragons, Onis, etc getting too excited and hugging anon with full force.

>> No.16807619
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>>16807610
>>16807614
No idea, man.

>> No.16807621

>>16807614
Buff yetis

>> No.16807622

>>16806382
It's too short to give any sort of serious critic though I liked what I've read so far
Your dialog isn't cringe, that automatically makes it better than most though it still doesn't feel all that natural. I'd advice you to read it out loud next time

Anyways, the most important thing is that you enjoy writing. There is no point to forcing yourself to write but I do have to say that writing is one of those hobbies that gets more enjoyable the more time and effort you put into it

>>16806682
1 Atlach-Nacha
1 Mindflayer
3 Wendigo
4 Shoggoth
5 Otohime

KC has clearly been improving over a time and it shows, the more girls he makes the more his older work get overshadowed

>> No.16807625
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16807625

>>16807610
>>16807614
who knows

>> No.16807627

>>16807610
>>16807614
Genki wurms.

>> No.16807628

>>16807614
First timers, have no experience and everything goes wrong

>> No.16807629

>>16807625
Foo, va va vooom, how have I missed this one until now?

>> No.16807632

>>16807614
Ever seen an ushi oni practice by hugging trees? They can level a whole forest.

>> No.16807639

>>16807598
Inhale a fart Anon, that jewelry is great. Especially the hair tubes. Hair tubes with hime cuts is the greatest hairstyle to ever exist. Debate me.
Plus, the jewelry is an excuse for the husband to spend time doing up her hair and decorating it every day.

>>16807604
>I'd imagine mixing Manticore and Girtablilu venom together is one of those.
It's a combination of the Costanza face, with a hint of uncertainty, a pinch of mild worry, and an edge of wild arousal.

For the past five minutes I've been thinking about what it'd be like to have roleplay nights with an anubis where she plays Costanza, and the guy plays Seinfeld. No sex involved, it's literally just acting out scenes from the show, but for some reason it's her ultimate kink.
Would you?

>> No.16807645

>>16807639
The jewelry is fine, but she shouldn't be wearing that at her job.

>> No.16807646

>>16807628
that's why experienced girls are best

>> No.16807651

>>16807645
Like I said, it's her religion.

It's the husband's job to tend to an anubis' hair with religious devotion, so by that logic, it's a religion.

>> No.16807658

>Wake up in bed with an Anubis.
>Giant fuzzy paw on your face, a perfect body pressed into your back.
>Her tail is wagging so fast, you can hear it hitting the wall behind her.
>You gently lift her paw off your head, moving to get up.
>Wagging stops, replaced by a soft whimpering.
>She reaches out, groping for you.
>Slip her the body pillow. You'd love to stay and cuddle, but you have work.
>The second her paw makes contact, the pillow is snatched up and drawn against her body. You can her her say your name in her sleep.
>Her tail starts wagging again.

>Tomorrow morning, you wake up to another paw rested gently on your face. And a call from your boss.
>Someone dumped three tons of sandstone in front of his house. He can't get to work.
>Asks if you'll show up anyway.
>You lie and say yes.

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16807669

>>16807556
Alright Ahoge Wurm man, here is your badly done cake wurm. You just gave me the date so I didn't know about it at first, so here it is.

Tried to make it look better with the photoshop thing, but I'm not sure.

>> No.16807687

>>16807193
So do you want to be the boy she thinks is comfy?

>> No.16807690

>>16807658
Anubi are dangerous. All that intelligence, that logistical and engineering logic, combined with a fierce loyalty and love towards their mate can have devastating effects in the name of just a few more minutes in bed with their husbands.

That said, if I had an anubis who acted like that in bed during the mornings, I would never get up. I would die happy under those paws.

>> No.16807691

>>16807658
I must have been messed up in the womb, cause cute quiet snuggling stuff like this makes me harder than any lewd or sex-related things

>> No.16807692

How do Monstergirls know when a guy is The One? Everyone who isn't awful can be a potential husband, but every girl has different tastes.

>Lich.
>A hero breaks into her tower while she's working on something important.
>Rather than blasting him out the window with a spell or attacking him, Anon doubles his momentum. But only for the right side of his body.
>He raises his sword, flinging it into the ceiling.
>Tries to jump and get it, does a cartwheel through the air.
>Keeps flipping himself over trying to get up.
>After 20 minutes you politely ask him to leave.
>You lift the spell when he's through the door.
>He tries to kidnap you.
>You reapply the spell to target a different part of his body every hour and shut the door in his face.

>> No.16807694

>>16807687
Yes. I self-inserted hardcore reading that whole exchange once it was compiled.

>> No.16807712

>>16807692
They get that feel.

>> No.16807714
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>>16807658
Goddammit, there's nothing more in the world I want than mornings like this. Just being able to wake up and see her beautiful smile, give her a small kiss on the cheek, and pull her tight against my chest as her ears twitch in her sleep would make me so happy.

>> No.16807717

>>16807502
In media res?

>>16807495
>>16807550
Last time I did corruption people got pissed.

>>16807568
>Succubi
>2017

>> No.16807721

>>16807717
>Last time I did corruption people got pissed.
And they say they didn't chase people out...

>> No.16807726

>>16807690
>All that intelligence, that logistical and engineering logic, combined with a fierce loyalty and love towards their mate can have devastating effects in the name of just a few more minutes in bed with their husbands.

I think you mean "Anubi are perfect."

>Propose going out for coffee with an Anubis.
>She doesn't have time in her schedule.
>You nod and walk away, feeling sad.
>The next day in the afternoon, you get a knock on your door.
>Look through the peephole. Anubis standing there, looking something between stunningly beautiful and playfully casual.
>Holds up a sheet of paper.
>3:00 PM: Coffee with Anon.
>4:00 PM: Lunch, plus walking through the park.
>4:54 PM: Beg Anon to stop throwing a stick and telling me to fetch, even though I think it's funny.
>5:00 PM: Get him back by exploiting his paw fetish.
>5:01 PM-??:?? PM: Lewd.

It goes on like that for two days.

>> No.16807728

>>16807717
As in they're already on the quest and have been together for a good amount of time

>> No.16807739

>>16807726
>5:01 PM-??:?? PM: Lewd.
Alright, you Anubisfags do catch me off guards sometimes. That's cute.

>> No.16807760

>>16807692
It seems that there are 3 easy ways to determine it
The taste of his spirit energy
Whether or not he suits her fancy
His feelings towards her

If any of these fits then he is automatically husbando'd

>> No.16807781

>>16807694
So you'd want to wake up with your dick squeezed between her fat asscheeks as she nuzzles your cheek with her own and occasionally stares deep into your eyes?

>> No.16807783

>>16806472
I don't see the problem.

>> No.16807788

>>16806315
>even in side stuff the cuckcow is awful

Christ, glad I dropped EMG.

>> No.16807795

>>16807781
I want to wake up and realize that in our sleep we've both made each other cum multiple times so we're in a big sticky pile of our juices only to have her smirk smugly and start properly cuddlefucking and making out with me while whispering 'I love you' between kisses.

>> No.16807802

>>16807795
I like it how people fantasize about things like this and completely disregard how it'd smell and actually feel to wake up in a puddle of "juices".

>> No.16807804

>>16807802
Monstergirl juices would probably smell amazing though.

>> No.16807807

>>16807721
They didn't chase me out. I just figure it's not wise to do it again for the sole purpose of getting a reaction out of people. I'm not a faggot like Bob who writes in futanari and then floods futa with .less into the thread, trying to push an incredibly polarizing pseudo-homosexuality fetish.

>> No.16807808

>>16807802
Some people, believe it or not, are into that.
Plus like >>16807804 said, could imagine it not smelling terrible thanks to monstergirlism.

>> No.16807811
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>>16807804
Fruit juice girls.

>> No.16807815

>>16807802
You misjudge my fetish, I think. One man's nasty is another man's turn on.

>> No.16807817
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16807817

>>16744579
Jitterbug!
*snap* *snap*
Jitterbug!!
*snap* *snap*

>> No.16807819

>>16807817
Hrrnnggg

>> No.16807828

>>16807817
Wake me up, before you go-go~

>> No.16807829

>>16807811

>Fruit "Gushers"

kek

>> No.16807831

>>16807817
Okay now hold on
Having wrote that post, that was written two weeks ago
Cute picture, but do you just scour the archives for stuff or save post numbers even if you come back to something way later just to reply?

>> No.16807839

>>16807795
But will you be able to handle her kissing and licking your neck while her massive ass bounces up and down on your dick?

>> No.16807842

>>16807829
Can you imagine how lewd those commercials would be if MGs were in charge of advertising?

>> No.16807844

>>16807842
>they're all basically porn
>even the ones for kids

>> No.16807847

>>16807788
She's the strong tsundere embarrased stereotype. Annoying at most though it has its followers, but what happened in the main manga turned her into shit indeed

>> No.16807849

>>16807728
Gee, thanks for recommending something somewhat hard(er) to write.

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>>16807849
Challenge breeds excellence.
Which, coincidentally, is probably something a Cursed Sword would say. Good luck~

>> No.16807855

>>16807831
You underestimate a content creator's need for affirmation, anon. They will see the compliments no matter how deeply buried in the archive. It's rather endearing, like a puppy.

>> No.16807860

>>16807839
Only as much as she might be able to handle me blowing in her ear before straining up and nibbling it while my hands sink into her pillowy ass and bounce it up higher to slam down on me

>> No.16807865

>>16807855
Well that is quite endearing, but still, that's many threads back in the archive.
For a moment I thought my sense of time was just getting distorted.

>> No.16807866

>>16807817
Does Latenight have a foot fetish? Some of his draws on the drawfriend booru point to that.

Also, he should draw more plump butts.

>> No.16807870

>>16807866
A plump Lich butt, using her Husband as a chair.

>> No.16807872

>>16807860
This is how you get a hearpupiling Cheshire anon.
You'd better cherish that girl as she clings to you screaming in pleasure as her pussy squeezes down and milks your dick for all it's got. You'd better marry her after the two of you graduate high school at the very earliest.

>> No.16807876

>>16807842
> Be new to MGC
> Finished moving in, want to chill out in front of the tv
> Cereal commercial for "Jink-Os" feature a large tiger girl
> "Whenever you're out on the hunt, you'll need to be sure your body is prepared for the challenges ahead." Shows her stalking some guy out on the street.
> Weird.

>> No.16807877
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>>16807870
Could be nice.

>> No.16807881

>>16807851
That's heavily implying I intend to write something that's in Harblador's jurisdiction.

>> No.16807888

>>16807881
Lucky for us both, I'm unfamiliar and don't follow the writefag scene, so I'll have nothing to compare it to. Nor, if my assumption from my time here is accurate, will others, as far as trying to reference it to something else.
In my limited experience, I find 'worthless sacks of shit' sometimes need their schedules made for them to help them at least spill out of the sack. So have fun!

>> No.16807898

>>16807872
I'd cherish her like a minute of sanity in Wonderland or a breath of air at the bottom of the ocean. And that would be my full intention to propose to her on graduation day.

>> No.16807901

>>16807877
She's beautiful.

>> No.16807908

>>16807898
>Anon proposes to lapcat at the end of graduation.
>She screams in joy and hugs him while tearfully accepting
>Her friends and the other students clap for her and you, while her snooty Wight friend motions to her boyfriend for the pack of tissues she knows he's carrying to dry her joyful tears.
>Headmistress Cakesworth is pulling her hair in jealous fury because she knows she can't stop this from happening.

>> No.16807919
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>>16807831
>>16807865
Yes, since sometimes I like the idea, but I may not get to drawing a response to it until way after the thread disappears.

>> No.16807920

>>16807908
Someone needs to stick their dick in that cake already.

>> No.16807930

>>16807855
Humans are social creatures. Everyone depends on their peers' opinions to feel nice about things they do, so they'll know they did something others can't, as every compliment contains a bit of jealously, no matter how little.

>> No.16807931

>>16807908
>THATs why Anon had been saving all his money and not using Lapcat's allowance
>To buy her a nice ring with his own savings and work he was doing on the side
>Devil nearly faints when she realizes from how romantic it is, her boyfriend catching her which was her real intention
>>16807920
This though. That damn hag needs to get laid. She'll be bald at this rate.

>> No.16807934

>>16807908
While it's painful to know I'll never have this, it's good enough to keep it in my mind for now.

>> No.16807937

>>16806850
>my anti-charybdis shilling worked
glorious

>> No.16807938

>>16806682
Pharaoh, Otohime, Ice Queen, Apophis, Titania. What can I say? I love big boobs and the benefits of a kingdom if I make one my wife.

>> No.16807941

Are there places where I can go to meet cakes from specific types? Like a place full of cake lamias or one full of cake undeads.

>> No.16807942

>>16807919
Well that is nice though, to know you care about us so much to hold on to ideas for that long instead of just saying 'meh forget it'.
But the real question: Are you secretly a Lich in disguise?

>> No.16807948

>>16807898
>>16807908
>Proposing after fucking high-school
Them darned younglings are getting more perverted by the day, I tell ya.

Back in my day, we didn't think 'bout marriage til we had jobs.

Y'all kids need some ol' fashioned discipline.

>> No.16807949

>>16807937
Nigga charybdis has never been liked, ignored a best.

>> No.16807951

>>16807949
Let me have my moment.

>> No.16807953

>>16807949
at best*

>> No.16807956
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>>16807948
And how'd that work out for ya?

>> No.16807957

>>16807920
>That night she aggressively rapes her "Paladin-Kun" hug pillow with a Dildo strapped to it and cries about how "It's not Fair".
Girl needs help. And dick. She's desperate enough to try one of her students at this point.

>>16807931
>It's not a fancy ring. A simple band of engraved gold.
>But what matters is he got it himself, with the sweat of his own brow. And he got it for her.
>Even though it's the plainest piece of jewelry she owns, she'll still flaunt it and the words inscribed on it to anyone she meets at functions.
>"I will love you and cherish you until the end of time."

>> No.16807964

>>16807956
It'd didn't because I was too busy with work, but it worked for others! At least I'm financially secure!

>> No.16807965

>>16807956
get a glacies for that burn

>> No.16807969

>>16807964
I'm just playin with ya anon.
Plus, I think the Cheshire in all that greentext was like, absurd levels of rich, so I doubt finances would be a problem.

>> No.16807971

>>16807956
Stupid smug purplecat

>> No.16807972

>>16807969
I'm just fooling around too, but eh

>> No.16807974

>>16807930
>every compliment contains a bit of jealously

Or they're being polite to continue conversation
Or they're trying to goad someone into doing more shit for them
Or they're investing into a venture that may develop into something better than its current state
Or about a billion other things.
Citation fucking needed, sir. Check yourself.

>> No.16807975

>>16807957
Is Headmistress Cakesworth an Ojou too or just a normal middle class succubutt?
Also that's cute.

>> No.16807976 [DELETED] 

>>16807919
>See a Lich reading a book in the library.
>Searching through it intently.
>She look over her shoulder and realize she's working on her dissertation.
>You want to say something, but also know she wouldn't want someone interrupting her.

>An hour passes. She closes the book, sending it back to the shelf with an Animate Object spell.
>She notices something.
>Coffee on the table from an expensive cafe. Three shots of espresso in it.
>Paper bag with what is probably a pastry inside.
>Lunch from a teriyaki shop.
>Looks around, but no one is there. She decides it probably isn't poisoned.

>A month later, Anon is studying for the GRE.
>In the same library.
>Someone taps him on the shoulder.
>It's a Salamander, asking if she can sit across from him.
>He nods, and they work together quietly.

>> No.16807978

>>16807842
An idea was formed, I regret nothing.

>Get your kid a puppy for christmas ads replaced with rather adult oriented kobold for christmas ads
>Some shota sees the commercial and decides he wants one of the friendly looking puppy girls for christmas
>His mother, a lich, is completely adamant that he not
>Dad tries to stick up for his son but hard to argue with mom during an orgasm
>Kid is distraught he can't get a puppy
> Then he realizes he doesn't need to adopt one from the ads on TV when there' plenty just walking around town
>Goes down to the park the next day with a collar and leash
>Simply walks up to the one he thinks is the prettiest and slaps it around her neck
>Proudly proclaims "You're my cute girl now, I'm going to take you home with me!" without a clue as to how that could be taken
>She's a grown ass Hellhound in her college years
>While she is completely gobsmacked at what just happened, her pack responds quickly to the situation and just starts laughing at her.
>She tries to save face by adopting a predatory grin and explaining to the boy that this isn't how it works
>Begins to explain in how many ways she is going to brutally rape him until he cries
>She barely gets three words out before he yanks on the leash and says "You're coming home with me now. I'll show you my bedroom first and then afterwords I can introduce you to my parents!"
>Poor hellhound spaghettis everywhere as her villanous dialogue dies in a sputter of "wait"s and "what"s
>Falling apart at the seams demanding to be taken seriously as her tail begins to wag at the thoughts racing through her head
>The rest of her pack just stares in amazement as the terror of mortal man is dragged off by an innocent shota
>laughing_intensifies.jpg

>> No.16807984

>>16807919
>Anon sees a Lich reading a book in the library.
>Searching through it intently.
>He looks over her shoulder and realize she's working on her dissertation.
>Anon wants to say something, but also knows she wouldn't want someone interrupting her.

>An hour passes. She closes the book, sending it back to the shelf with an Animate Object spell.
>She notices something.
>Coffee on the table from an expensive cafe. Three shots of espresso in it.
>Paper bag with what is probably a pastry inside.
>Lunch from a teriyaki shop.
>Looks around, but no one is there. She decides it probably isn't poisoned.

>A month later, Anon is studying for the GRE.
>In the same library.
>Someone taps him on the shoulder.
>It's a Salamander, asking if she can sit across from him.
>He nods, and they work together quietly.

>> No.16807986

>>16807984
>She
Too late, I already saw it.

>> No.16807987

>>16807957
>Shows it off excessively with maximum haughtiness
>"Oh this? Why yes, this is really the centerpiece of my whole ensemble. Observe the engraving. Quite fetching, don't you think? Nyaaa~"
>Anon hiding his face in his hands behind her as this is the tenth time she's done this that night

>> No.16807989

>>16807974
Anon, don't pretend it isn't true. There may be more factors mixed in, but you know you wish you could draw as well as he does. I do too. There's always a tiny drop of envy, it's pretty much in our DNA. Competition and all that.

You'll realize it sooner or later.

>> No.16807990

>>16807866
>drawfriend booru
What's that?

>> No.16807995

>>16807975
Yeah, she's an Ojou-sama all grown up.
She was too haughty in high school and so missed out on her opportunity for romance and is really bitter about it.

>> No.16807996

>>16807978
Aww. Banchos protecting kids is my favorite trope.

>> No.16808000

>>16807989
> Telling one drawfag that they wish they compared to another drawfag

Not really? But I mean, I bothered to learn the skill I wish to use instead of wasting away moping about not being able to do it. Maybe you just need to reevaluate the fact that your jealousy only leaves your lack of effort to blame?

>> No.16808005

>>16807989
Buddy it sounds like you're projecting some misplaced jealousy issues as some kind of normal or universally applicable thing

>> No.16808006

>>16807978
>Rival delinquents see this kid with the Hellhound and figures that he's her boy toy.
>They try to hurt him to hurt her.
>Something in the Hellhound snaps and she beats the hell out of them before scooping up the kid and declaring that he's under her protection now.
>Sets the kid up with her little sister because she's not into shota.
>She basically becomes the kid's surrogate older sister.

>> No.16808007

>>16808000
I do put effort in my things actually. I'm just too lazy for it all the time because drawing on paper takes eons and I don't have a scanner at home.

>> No.16808008
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>>16807989
Oh you are just a treat.

>> No.16808018

>>16807978
That's one innocent ass kid.

>> No.16808020

>>16808018
Innocent people are great, not for corruption but for extreme love.

>> No.16808022

I'm going to try hitting on Inari by leaving notes in her Donation Box. What would she like to hear? I'm trying for the god, not the Kitsune with the same name.

>> No.16808024

>>16807990
It's where the /a/ drawthreads post their stuff.
http://drawfriends.booru.org/

>> No.16808032

>>16807995
All the money in the world can't buy love.
Though apparently it can speed the process along if last thread is any indication.

>> No.16808035

>>16808018
He is lucky is what he is. That hellhound is quite the good girl in reality. If he had tried that stunt with a more maladjusted girl, he could end up wearing that collar and nothing else in some basement somewhere.

Say no to strangers, white vans, and free candy kids.

>> No.16808040

>>16807949
But I always liked her.

>> No.16808049

>>16808024
Ah cool thanks, never been in the draw threads before, gonna have to check this out.

>> No.16808053

>>16808006
>No matter where he goes in town, even the scavviest, most horrible yakuza and other gang ridden places, he's always perfectly safe
>other delinquents and nefarious folks come to fear the 'Boy that death follows'
>In reality its just some naive kid
>But with a nearly dire-size Hellhound hellbent on protecting him

>> No.16808054

>>16807978
Poor little shota is gonna end broken

>> No.16808058

>>16806146
i want to willingly offer myself to a grapesnek! with the only one condition our daugherus can play with the pharaoh daugherus

>> No.16808061

>>16807811
i wanna jump in that juice bubble for some cuddling

>> No.16808062

>>16808058
Will you tell your daughters to poison the pharaoh lolis? Good one

>> No.16808068

>>16806146
Man just look at that slithering seductress!

>> No.16808074

>>16806363
Gonna take the exam!

>> No.16808081

>>16808062
nope,i will tell then to care and share with the pharaoh lolis like it they were our own flesh and blood

>> No.16808088
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>>16808058
>>16808068
Loyal subjects indeed.

>> No.16808091

>>16808074
Which exam?

>> No.16808098

>>16806382
Line 1
>their runes still yet to fade
Comes off as redundant. Remove either the still or the yet.
Other than that, it's too early for me to say much, need my coffee and shiet.

>> No.16808100

>>16808091
Hunter Exam, duh. Millions of applicants every year, you know.

>> No.16808103
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>>16807621
Strong Yetis need love too

>> No.16808109
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16808109

Ushi Oni are cute and soft!

If they were real I would marry one in a heartbeat!

>> No.16808112

>>16807888
If I were to write some shitty Cursed Sword story it'd just turn into another Blizzard franchise reference since I've already meme'd one waifu.

>> No.16808116

>>16808100
Oh. Remember to bring your fishing rod and beware of fish hips.

>> No.16808117

>>16808088
i am gonna hold her hand and warm her body up!

>> No.16808121

>>16808116
Fuck fishing rods, I'm here to kick ass and chew bungee gum.

>> No.16808127

>>16808109
Shortstack ushis would be lovely.

>> No.16808128

I will never have my virginity taken by a woman with bestial features

>> No.16808129

>>16808128
>I will never have my virginity taken
FTFY

>> No.16808130

>>16808121
As long as you don't dye your hair orange you can stay.

>> No.16808135

>>16808121
Oh anon what a clown you are. What are you going to do with that? Stick it under someone's shoes?

>> No.16808140

>>16808130
Deal.
>>16808135
I'm going to attach it to some loli mofu, then sneak up on her while she's bathing in the river to wash it off.

>> No.16808145

>>16808140
>Washing it off
No, anon. You leave it on until she goes to the bath. Then you steal her clothes (focus on the panties) and sniff it. After that you can break someone's mind with it.

>> No.16808147

>>16808145
I was saying SHE was trying to wash it off.

>> No.16808151

>>16808147
My point still stands just like my dick. Just be careful with frogs and fishes.

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>>16808151
At least they're not ants.

>> No.16808161

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready to beat back the muscle mice from mars.

They need husbands to rebuild their civilization!

>> No.16808164

>>16806146
>I will never be chained in the basement of an Apophis until I learn I beling to her

>> No.16808169

>>16808155
Ants are pretty easy to beat, anon. You just spray them with Raid or something.

>> No.16808170

>>16808155
Ants are hard-working girls!

>> No.16808171

>>16808155
Ants are cute.

>> No.16808175

>>16808155
>Ants have 8 limbs
>Arachnes and Ant Arachnes have 10

>> No.16808182

>>16808164
So, five minutes? Six, if she hasn't practiced with the chains?

>> No.16808184
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16808184

Spent way too much time on this. Screencap of the Lapcat stuff from last thread plus some from this one.

>> No.16808195

>>16808182
Are they really that good at it?

>> No.16808208

>>16808195
It's the poison. Works like wonder.

>> No.16808213

>>16808127
titan ushi are infinitely superior

>> No.16808215

>>16808208
I don't think it's only the poison. Their personality seems to fit perfectly for the task.

>> No.16808217

>>16808184
Someone made a pastebin above as well, but this has stuff from this thread too.

Seems people enjoyed it.

>> No.16808219

>>16808213
So dire ushis?
Ushis the size of vehicles with massive muscles?

>> No.16808229

>>16808219
And you could hear them coming a mile away if they're in a hurry.

>> No.16808246

Melon's doing sketches again, gimme 15 dorra ideas fast.

>> No.16808250

>>16808246
ignis trying to eat some ice cream with a glacie who is also eating ice cream
are they streaming?

>> No.16808255

>>16808246
lilims

>> No.16808256

Kikimora dressed like 2B when?
Kikimora dressed like 9S when?

>> No.16808258

>>16808184
Perfect.

>> No.16808259

>>16808246
Slightly embarrassed dragon trying a bow on her horn or tail.

>> No.16808261

>>16808219
yes, exactly that

>> No.16808262

>>16808250
http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/journal/Sketch-Comms-3-Electric-Bugaloo-672320184

Wednesday apparently.

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>>16808256
Do not steal fashions.

>> No.16808265

>>16808213
>>16808127
what's wrong with a regular sized ushi?

>> No.16808266

>>16808256
That's more an automaton thing anon.
Wouldn't you rather a big booty automaton dressed as 2B bounce her massive ass on your dick?

>> No.16808267

>>16808246
griffons doing aerial acrobatics

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>>16808265
>what's wrong with a regular sized ushi?
nothing I just like my girls big, really big

>> No.16808276

>>16808262
i forgot he used to hang out here

>> No.16808277

>>16808246
Troll getting her plant hair trimmed like a haircut

>> No.16808285

>>16808276
He'll probably come back to post MG stuff himself, he usually does.

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16808294

>TFW you will never dink vodka with a nice whitehorn by the fire

I yearn for sweet death.

>> No.16808308

>>16808294
perkele

>> No.16808319
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16808319

What would being the son of a mofu mafia boss be like?

>> No.16808320
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16808320

>>16808319
A real shitbag.

>> No.16808338

>>16808319
Pretty hectic.

>> No.16808339

>>16808294
I would just want to walk with her through the snow while she tells me some nice stories.

>> No.16808350

>>16808319
Well, you'd be more of an object to be played than a person. Marriages keep families from fighting, and hostages prevent violence. The family would expect you to diligently play your part as a loyal member. More likely than not, the kid would end up married to some older, scary gang member of a different group. Only his sister could inherit the title of family head after all.

>> No.16808376

>>16808338
>>16808350
Would he be pampered and cared for by mofu hitwomen, would they pass their skills down to him?

>> No.16808381

>>16808319
Like being the son of Tywin Lannister if he had tits and a vagina.

>> No.16808407

>>16808376
Eh, are you dense? A kid like that has no use for such skills, they have girls to do that all for him. Besides, nobody likes a spoiled brat. The only thing he needs to do is silently obey his mother's instructions, marry who she says, and give the family lots of kids.

>> No.16808429

>>16808319
It's bizarre this question gets asked after just having a dream about being in the mafia. It ended up being one of my longest and favorite dreams.
Long story short, I ended up being an honorary member of the "family" and I got to walk around in the mob boss' mansion and just fuckin' chill with everyone like actual family.
Mofu mafia would be like a bunch of caring fluffy sisters that totally have your back, and you'd all be working under the godmother 'n' shit like that. It's pretty damn comfy.

>> No.16808435

>>16808246
Inari brushing her tails.

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16808441

Good night anons, hope ya'll get to cuddle your waifus

>> No.16808456
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>>16808441
HEY
thanks man

>> No.16808462

>>16808441
Cuddling your waifu after a long and tiring night of sex should be a human right

>> No.16808464

>>16808319
>Some Succubus thinks she's going to rape him
>Yanks him into a closet
>The door immediately flings open and she's yanked out, slammed face first into the ground and feels a gun pressed against the back of her head
>A Kitsune missing the tip of her pinky finger and sporting an eyepatch with a gnarly scar poking out from underneath crouches down in front of her
>"You weren't thinking of doing anything improper with the young master, were you?"
>The Succubus is terrified and tries to think of some excuse, blurting out an incoherent line about how she thought she saw an Ushi-Oni and wanted to make sure he didn't get hurt
>The grizzled Kitsune smiles a devious smile
>"Good, and since you're so concerned with his well being, we'll put you in charge of keeping him safe here at school. We'll be in touch. ...Ah, and I don't think I need to tell you about what will happen to you should you fail."
>The women leave, flanking Anon who is rubbing the bridge of his nose and muttering about them always going overboard
>The Succubus realizes she's wet herself, and the tears start flowing

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>>16808441
thanks, anon. I hope you get to cuddle your waifu too
i hope i wake up next to my waifu tomorrow I'd really like to see her face when she finds out im real

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16808502

>>16807669
It's a monster.

Good for a giggle though. Thanks.

>> No.16808506

I want to pamper my Kobold waifu after she gets home from work too tired to stand up! I'd princess carry her from the doorway where she's stumbled in over to the couch where she could finally start to get comfy. She'd be panting and blushing a little and her tail would only be thumping weakly, but she'd be all smiles as I gently nuzzle her neck and gently help her out of her lab coat and maybe undo a few buttons of her fancy work blouse too. I'd stroke her ears and pet her head and call her a good girl for working so hard to support our little family!

We wouldn't have a big dinner on a day like that, I'd just get some peanut butter and apple slices and maybe some cheese and crackers too so I can feed her little bites while she's still laying on the couch and resting. Once we're done eating, I'd princess carry to our bedroom, where I'd lay her on her back and strip her all the way down to the latex bra and panties she's been wearing all day. Then I'd position myself above her ad tenderly, lovingly give her what she's truly been looking forward too all day! Afterwards we'd fall asleep in each other's arms and have a great night's sleep.

>> No.16808542

>>16808506
That's pretty heckin cute KDF.

>> No.16808552

>>16808506
Lab coat? Is this a pun?

>> No.16808556
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16808556

Wolfus are for

>> No.16808561

>>16808542
Hey thanks anon.

>>16808552
Not really anon, not an intentional one by any means. My waifu and daughteru are terrier mixes anyway.

>> No.16808563

>>16808556
procreating and cuddling.

>> No.16808572

>>16808561
Oh, based on the images of your waifu and daughteru I assumed that they might have been chocolate lab mixes, hence the assumed pun. Guess you learn something new every day

>> No.16808588

>>16808572
I honestly hadn't given it much thought past what I said, but you do have a point there. Maybe they'd have more chocolate lab in them, yes.

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ハイ、ドーゾ

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16808609

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16808618

>>16808604
You drive a hard bargain, young lady.

>> No.16808620

>>16808604
what's with the bleach?

>> No.16808627

>>16808620
Extreme thirst.

>> No.16808630

>>16808627
but if you drink bleach you'll get dead!

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16808637

>>16808556
For brave men.

>> No.16808640

>>16808630
A slow and painful escape, but an escape nonetheless.

>> No.16808641

>>16808637
Ew.

>> No.16808642

>>16808637
That took me longer to get than I'd like to admit

>> No.16808643

>>16808637
I don't get it.

>> No.16808647

>>16808637
Monstergirls don't do that though! R-right?

>> No.16808648

>>16807488
Classical fencing duel between foil swordsman and a Lizard girl.

>> No.16808652

>>16808641
How can you say you love a woman when you won't even pick up her poop in a little baggy.

>> No.16808655

>>16808652
Delete yourself.

>> No.16808656

>>16808637
loen that's icky

>> No.16808665

>>16808637
Draw a Gazer throwing arrows marked 'Gaze' at people.

>> No.16808666

>>16808637
Oh, she's taking a shit, I get it.

>> No.16808667

>>16808655
It's a joke anon, calm your pussy.

>> No.16808669

>>16808637
Loen please. Doggies deserve cute, not this.

>> No.16808671

>>16808666
Way to use your noggin Wurm Satan.

>> No.16808674

>>16808671
Took me longer than I'd like to admit.
Thought she was on her knees sucking dick while surrounded by a mob of men, because of the original image.

>> No.16808691

>>16806427
>>16806450
I can't seem to find this on exhentai. where can I find this?

>> No.16808703

>>16807564
I'd hit in the receptionist Anubis.

>> No.16808705

>>16808691
https://pastebin.com/DyaSEhvk
Here's the mirrors for vol 1 and 2 of the anthology books the 4komas are in, KCs are in these I think
http://imgur.com/a/e4Jtv
And that's vol 3, vol 4 was posted earlier in the thread

>> No.16808706

>>16808703
anon, hitting is no

>> No.16808708

>>16807658
>I'll never have something like this

Really hoping on October where I can see my Anubis

>> No.16808710

>>16808246
Hellhound and her crush slowdancing.

>> No.16808714

>>16808708
I feel you anon. My birthday is in October, it would be wonderful beyond words if I could celebrate it with my Kobold waifu.

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>>16808665
Last one for today.

>> No.16808719

>>16808652
I fucking lost it

>> No.16808723

>>16808691
>>16808705
>Vol.1
https://imgur.com/a/tPPkA
>Vol.2
https://imgur.com/a/h91BP

If you're anything like me and don't want to waste time downloading shit when you can read online, here's the imgur of the first two volumes.
KCs part is in the first volume. I'm actually reading this right now since I haven't before.

>> No.16808724

>>16808714
Exactly my man, it would make for the greasiest birthday present you could ever imagine. Hell maybe you'll go to sleep before your birthday in October, m wake up in a strange bed, go down stairs and see your Kobald family surprise you with "Happy Birthday!" while wearing little party hats. That sounds really cute.

>> No.16808725

>>16808705
thanks anon

>> No.16808726

>>16808716
Can you do a genki fairy tomorrow?

>> No.16808729

>>16808723
thanks, my friend

>> No.16808730

>>16808724
Aww jeez anon, you have no idea. I would prefer it just be my waifu though, I don't want to miss out on my daughteru's first years.

>> No.16808733

>>16808719
Hey anon.
Might want to check if something's wrong with your name field.

>> No.16808737

>>16808730
Oh yeah of course. You create your daughteru with your waifu. Sorry about that.

But I mean the important thing is October isn't far away.

>> No.16808751

>>16808737
No worries. Part of me knows it's probably still foolish to hope but the other part of me can't help but believe. They're our waifus though, we have to believe!

>> No.16808754

>>16808716
cuute

>> No.16808781

If you're being bullied by a monster girl, just break down into tears and ask why they hate you.
They will make up for everything.

Trust me, it works.

>> No.16808783

>>16808781
They just bullied me harder while saying that love hurts.
And they love me A LOT.

>> No.16808790

>>16808781
>The Manticore bully who keep bullying you in school
>Tries the tatic he heard online
>in practise the manticore just laughs at him and bullies him harder

>> No.16808795

>>16808781
>>16808790
>anon later gets depression and commits suicide.

Maybe they should have thought this bullying thing a bit more....

>> No.16808798

>>16808795
>Wisp lucks out now that Anon is all hers

>> No.16808799

>>16807658
>>16807726
My heart isn't made to take this.

>> No.16808800

>>16808795
>The weak should fear the strong
https://i.imgur.com/Q5Iy1nY.png

>> No.16808811

>>16808800
Kek

But that position though, its god tier.

>> No.16808814
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I REALLY want to bum a spider.

>> No.16808838
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16808838

Welcome back Anon-kun, you're just in time for dinner.

>> No.16808844

>>16808838
>tfw no wife slime to give slimy massages after a long day of work

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16808853

Iron beast here.
Just asking how you feel about scalebound so far? or my other non roulette stories, for that matter?

Outside of that, we could always talk about salamanders or someshit

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16808854

What happens if you run up to a hellhound upperclassman and hug her without letting go?

>> No.16808862

>>16808854
You get collared.

>> No.16808865

>>16808854
>Sigh. Guess I have to rape him today
>Again
>I should buy him a collar or something.

>> No.16808870

>>16808854
>>16808862
>>16808865
>Anon keeps coming back to Hellhound Senpai even though it's very clear she'll rape him every time.
>Eventually she asks why he keeps doing it.
>When he tells her "It's because I love you" she stares at him for a good minute.
>Then she pulls out a collar, snaps it around his neck, and snaps a matching one around hers so she can chain him to her and pull him in for a forceful kiss that he can't pull away from..

>> No.16808874

>>16808854
>>16808865

>Hellhounds talking about their boytoys the way one might talk about a needy girlfriend

>"I guess I should be paying him more attention, we're down to only two hugs a day..."
>"What day is it... shit, when was the anniversary of our first rape gonna be? Is that this week? Crap I gotta plan something special don't I?"
>"Ugh he's looking between me and the happy jubjub couple again. He probably wants to hold hands. Doesn't he realize that'll ruin my tough image? Hmmm... I guess I can sneak it under the bleachers after school. If he wants to get tender and stuff... he'll probably want to pat my head too the slut. Boys are troublesome."

>> No.16808875

>>16808874
>One that doesn't have a boyfriend suggests that they just dump theirs if they're so much trouble.
>The glares she got will haunt her to her dying day.

>> No.16808900

Monster Gyarus are the best.

>> No.16808908

>>16808900
You are my nigga

>> No.16808918

>>16808900
Innocent gyarus, seductive gyarus or slutty gyarus?

>> No.16808919

>>16808918
One of each.

>> No.16808922

>>16808919
>Slutty gyaru MG gets you to cum inside her until you're exhausted
>Seductive gyaru gets you hard and horny again afterwards
>You're about to pass out when you see the innocent gyaru blushing and shuffling her thighs together

You better put all your points into stamina

>> No.16808925

>>16808900
Which monsters are the best gyarus?

>> No.16808928

>>16808900
What about gyaru maids?

>> No.16808935

>>16808925
Amazoness.
>>16808928
https://exhentai.org/s/58e8928f32/981801-1

>> No.16808937

>>16808925
Weresheep.
Lovely bronzed tan with lightly dyed coat.
Get sluttier as you "disrobe them".
Variable speed gyarus for every man to enjoy.

>> No.16808942

>>16808854
>tfw ywn be a Hellhound's submissive chewtoy

>> No.16808946

>>16808870
>spoiler

That's the huge advantage of both having collars. Very lewd forceful kissing.

>> No.16808961

>>16808925
Ittan-Momen, she is 100% customizable

>>16808935
>tanlines
If I ever saw a gyaru monster girl with tanlines I'd be legally obliged to impregnate her and make her into a wife

>> No.16808971

>>16808716
GAZE
A
Z
E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DQHGgg9gj8

>> No.16808983

>>16807470
I already loved Hakutakus, but a crazy-eyed one using 11th dimension string theory to solve a children trick puzzle, approaching me with heavy breaths as she has inner struggles whether to rape the answer out or me or refuse to ask for help for her pride as smartcow. Either way, I (and my pelvis) would regret giving her that cereal box.

>> No.16808988

>>16806267
Does your evil know any bounds?

>> No.16808996

>>16808637
I can see KDF doing this, his waifu pretty much a dog you can fuck, and he's into /d/ shit. Just give the guy an erection plus a smile and you're there.

>> No.16809061

>>16808637
Isn't this the second image you've done that looks like a dog girl shitting?

>> No.16809065

Do you have an escape plan in case you get kidnapped by a rapey monster girl?

>> No.16809066

>>16809065
I reveal that I haven't showered in months.

>> No.16809070

>>16809065
>>16809065

Puns.
Unless it's a manticore, because that's my waifu

>> No.16809085

>>16809066
I don't think that would work, some would get aroused by it while others would just forcefully wash you

>>16809070
Disgusting
Do you want to break their spirit and make them lose faith in humanity?

>> No.16809086

>>16809066
Beelze/Devilbug bait

>> No.16809087

>>16809065
Escape? Why would I want to escape? Rapey monster girls are my fetish.
>>16809070
Huh, that's actually a rare waifu around here.

>> No.16809091

>>16809086
Or Kiki bait.

Just seeing my slobishness will make her go ballistic and hose me down before doing a sponge bath.

>> No.16809092

>>16809091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ke5JJNZGQ8

>> No.16809133

>>16809066
An Akaname will get heart pupils from your smell. She'll lick you for hours.

>> No.16809140

>>16809061
>loen is a scat fetishist

>> No.16809147

>>16809085

>Minos corners anon in an alley
>Thinks she'll go easy on him
>Let's him know he's gonna get a titjob before she busts his pelvis to dust
>"Looks like I'm udderly fucked."
>She recoils back in disgust
>Covers her tits up with both arms like she's just been violated in the worst way
>Runs from the alleyway retching violently before she blows chunks into a postal box

None shall take me before my true waifu anon. None.

>> No.16809148

>>16809140
Everyone has a fucked up fetish.

>> No.16809167
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>>16809147
>Charon steps out of the shadows, slowly clapping.

>> No.16809168

>>16809066
You aren't safe from Devil Bugs or Beelzebubs.

>> No.16809178

>>16809168
I am if I bathe in Raid.

>> No.16809184

>>16809148
What's your fucked up fetish?

>> No.16809187

>>16809184
Girls hooked up to car batteries.

>> No.16809194

>>16809184
Wearing a dress and pretending to be a girl for waifu.

>> No.16809199

>>16809184
Impregnation and pregnant sex while holding hands.

>> No.16809204

>>16809184
Rape roleplay with the help of a mindflayer that gives the monster girl the reactions of a human girl who really doesn't want it. It wears off after cumming inside of her once or twice.

>> No.16809207

>>16809184
Raping a girl with that phobia of men.

>> No.16809209

>>16809207
>raping a lesbian, man hating human girl with your incubus dick and corrupting her
I'm sure a bicorn would be willing to hold her down for you.

>> No.16809211

>>16809184
Corruption based harem. having women turned into monsters that love and serve me, willingly or not.

>> No.16809212

>>16808900
But you can't have a gyaru Dorome

>> No.16809214

>>16809209
Fear, not hat.

Her freaking out and being terrified as I violate her is DIAMONDS

>> No.16809227

>>16809211
An awful lot of people who like corruption and male on female rape this morning.
>>16809214
She would probably freak out even more if you or the bicorn told her that she was going to become a creature that lusts for men and that it was going to start the moment you cum inside her. The futile struggle to try and get you to cum outside is hot.

>> No.16809230

>>16809184
Skullfucking is one of them.

>> No.16809241

>>16809212
>Ganguro Dorome with white mud around her eyes and vivid clay for her 'hair'

>> No.16809263

>>16809184
Long tongues. Especially if a MG rapes my throat with it.

>> No.16809270

>>16808935
I want this exact scenario to happen with me and a gyaru Kiki.

>> No.16809274

>>16809184

I want to get my rape happy manticore wife hooked on Hand Holding

>> No.16809279

>>16809184
Causing a proud warrior monster girl or haughty queen to become a decadent, grossly overweight woman that simply eats, drinks, and fucks, along with some cuddling and chaste daughteru raising along with it

>> No.16809286

>>16808319
I want to be married off to a CC tanuki when i turn 18.

>> No.16809289

>>16809286
Slut.

>> No.16809294

>>16809184
Gentle femdom and role reversal

>> No.16809299

>>16808319
A life of constant disappointment where you get to wonder if the connections you've made with folks are real or if they're power grabs by other girls.

Long, lonely nights wonder if this is the night an 'assassin' gets lucky and nabs you or if you'll wake up tomorrow for another day of everyone walking on eggshells lest they incur your mother's wrath.

>> No.16809305

>>16809184
I guess degrading a loli monster girl and making her a cumslut that I can hit and even have her lick up my cum from the dirty ground. No cuddles afterwards, just a spit on her face.

>> No.16809314
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16809314

>Anon fighting the Evil Gryphon obsessed with owning all the world's ancient treasures
>Always throwing one liners her way like "They belong in a Museum!"
>This time he's chasing after a horde of Centaur minions carrying The Ark of Ilias to the Gryphon's territory
>With a Unicorn steed at hand, he gives chase
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNHB_8Pli_M
>Anon eventually steals it away before they can enter Gryphon territory
>His actual intentions is to collect all the treasure for himself so that he can become powerful enough to challenge the Gryphon to the purity of unarmed combat!
>Surprise Neutral Evil Ending

>> No.16809317

>>16809065
Prepare a list of the worst dad jokes I can find.
Works equally well on hardasses and pranksters.

>> No.16809322

>>16809317
Wouldn't that arouse the CCs even more?

>> No.16809330

>>16809184
It's a tie between foot fetish and moral degradation

>>16809263
>>16809305
Patrician taste

>>16809274
She won't be able to cum unless you tightly grasp her paws and look her in the eyes

>> No.16809342

>>16809305
What is wrong with you

>> No.16809348

>>16809314
I want to pull her ahoge

>> No.16809351

>>16809184
I'm not sure if these are degenerate. But I'm kinda glad a lot of people here don't have TOO BAD degenerate fetishes.

Loli bodies, dressing kinda feminine, sensory deprivation, femdom, drawing blood through neck bites, light sounding, petplay

Are those degenerate?

>> No.16809353

>>16809305
>slapping around an alice on her knees and holding her by the chin as she looks at you with heart pupils in her eyes

>> No.16809355

>>16809342
Bonus point if she was smug. Then I could step on her face as she lick the ground like a dog and laugh at the pathetic thing.

>>16809353
Fuck her recovering her hymen or whatever too. She is taking it on the butt while I'm under the effects of all kinds of mamono drugs.

>> No.16809357

>>16809353
>>16809355
Because of people like you I'm glad there are no monstergirls

>> No.16809358

>>16809322
I think it kinda depends, but in case it does, I'd show her a fake Sabbath membership card.

>> No.16809360

>>16809263
Vampire feeding is up there for me too. Not sure if that's degenerate though.

>> No.16809361

>>16809357
Oh no need to worry, anon. Even if monster girls were real i wouldn't do that kind of thing, it's too cruel.

>> No.16809362

>>16809355
You can demolish her ass while stepping on her head and pulling her arms for extra degradation

>>16809357
>>16809361
I'd actually do it but only if she loved it and I'd heal her afterwards every time

>> No.16809368

>>16809357
This.

I'm glad monster girls are protected from that guy.

>> No.16809370

>>16809362
Well she would love it even if she didn't want too but I would throw her away after breaking her too much.

>> No.16809375

Some people deserve MGs. And some people don't.

>> No.16809377

>>16809357
There's a fair amount of masochist monster girls out there, there's bound to be an Alice who likes that sort of treatment.

>> No.16809390

>>16809348
And I want the purity of unarmed combat with her.

Or most MGs really. Except Fire Mouse.

>> No.16809402

>>16809370
>Anon breaks his loli to the point of no return
>All she does everyday is masturbate while laughing maniacally
>She freaks out whenever she sees something dick-shaped

I'm into this kind of fucked shit and all but I'd never do it to a kind monster girl
I'd definitely do it to a 3DPD tier paladin though

>> No.16809403
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16809403

>>16808308
You called down the thunder.

>> No.16809407

>>16809402
I'd say that Paladins are for pure love and slow gentle consensual corruption.

But if she's particularly evil and she's made quite a few MGs suffer. She deserves that kind of treatment.

>> No.16809417
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16809417

Pipes are great and underrated

>> No.16809419
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16809419

I think it's ideal for a girl's shirt to reach her thighs and for her lower body to only be covered by either pantyhose or some tights.
Discuss?

>> No.16809421
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16809421

Remember that time when we posted superior versions of various monster girls?

>> No.16809431

>>16809417
I used to post classy girls with classy pipes, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

>> No.16809444

>>16809419
I don't really care much for pantyhose.
Sweaters without bras, though? Yes.

>> No.16809445

>>16809419
What's there to discuss? You're completely correct? It's perfect and heavenly.

>> No.16809447

>>16809362
I'm into forcing myself on my waifu as a loli. But not really being rough or "raping her". I'd be very apologetic afterwards.

I dunno is that rape?

>> No.16809464

>>16809184
Crossdressing and diapers.

>> No.16809471

>>16809184
By this thread's standards? Just butt-stuff

>> No.16809473
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16809473

>>16809417
A pipe and kimonos together would make me unable to deny almost any monster girl.

>> No.16809495

>>16809184
Snowballing
Excessive cumflation

>> No.16809496

>>16809368
Lolis deserve nice doms.

>> No.16809501
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16809501

>>16809496
Lolis deserve to be nice doms.

>> No.16809502

>>16809402
Nah, paladins aren't monster girls and will suffer from it. The good thing about monsters is that they will enjoy it no matter what.
Still wouldn't do it though.

>> No.16809503

>>16809496
Lolis deserve body worship and affection before gentle and soft dom. Followed by more affection afterwards.

>> No.16809507

>>16809421
Not really. And that image isn't helping.

>> No.16809511

>>16809348
Nobody cares

>> No.16809512
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16809512

>>16809511
Uh-oh! Somebody's grumpy! Is it nappy-time?

>> No.16809513

>>16809184
I'm not sure if it counts

female kemono

>> No.16809514
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16809514

>>16809184
Gentle femdom. I really just want a Pharaoh to take me one night when I'm lying in bed, apathetic to the world as usual. She'll pick up my legs and start taking me in the amazon position. Then she'd give me slow kisses when I start to cry because the pleasure and emotion is too much. She'd go slow then, and tell me about all the good things i did for her. Then when I tell her I'm worthless she would get upset and dom me hard for a bit as punishment. Then back to cuddle sex. After it was all over I could press my face in her cleavage and drift off to sleep, wrapped in her divine body. Why can't God end my agony yet? No one is saving me. I've been lying in bed for four hours when I could be doing something productive. I can't even write stories to sate my own desires. I just lose interest.

>> No.16809518

>>16809514
He said fucked up fetish, anon.

>> No.16809519

>>16809514
>lying bed for four hours
Dude go out for a run, take a shower, make some coffee or tea and type the words "It was a dark and stormy night" and take it from there. Don't make me come over there and kick your ass.

>> No.16809521

>>16809514
Sounds perfect anon. Pharoahs are top tier girls.

>> No.16809522

>>16809519
Do it. I deserve it.

>> No.16809523

>This entire discussion
I'm glad you lot will never have them.

>> No.16809524
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16809524

>Be Anon in MGC.
>Be outside with your waifu.
>Be out in the park.
>While walking beside her, you hold her hand, just has a gesture of love.
>Waifu starts blushing hard.
>Couples are shocked, parents shielding children eyes.
>The cops soon slap the cuffs on you both.
>Turns out that handholding is the equivalent public sex on the street.
>Man this place is fucking weird.
>Weird day in MG world.

>> No.16809525

>>16809514
Don't worry man. I write stories of my waifu even if they look like an 5th grader's story. Makes me feel nice.

You can do it anon!

>> No.16809526

>>16809522
L-London?

>> No.16809534

>>16809512
Stay away from me, you snake.

>> No.16809536

>>16809512
Lamia families are comfy

>>16809501
Lolis are one of the best dominators. Well atleast in my opinion.

>tfw I'll never be commanded and bosses around by my waifu as a loli

>> No.16809538

>>16809524
>Me and waifu hold hands
>We don't even blush, already used to doing it in public
>Rookie cop fucks up and cuffs us together
>We are now bounded and growing stronger

>> No.16809540

>>16809524
It's the kind of crime that makes people in the court room gasp.

>> No.16809542

>>16809514
If I managed to finish mine after years if feeling worthless, so can you.

>> No.16809544

>>16809536
Seeing dom lolis just makes me want to put them in their place. I would probably fall for the Nacho's trap very quickly if I stayed around one.

>> No.16809547

>>16809544
Same here anon. Seeing that kind of attitude on that perfect body makes me want to gentle breed her against her will. But for the most part I'd be femdomed by her. I like it that way.

>> No.16809552

>>16809544
I'd willingly fall for her trap if I got to dom her every day.

>> No.16809557

>>16809473
That combination is cheating. I'd fall for the fox girl in an instant.

>> No.16809559

>>16809547
I don't think I would be able to gently breed her when putting the little girl in her place. Props to you for holding out.

>>16809552
The only problem is that it would be kinda hard to toruture her with the spider body.

>> No.16809562

>>16809501
Lolidom is silly, even baphomets know little girls should be subs.

>> No.16809565

>>16809559
Of course I would want to be too rough. I wouldn't want to hurt her.

It's the natural instinct not wanting to hurt the girl you're breeding, right?

>>16809562
It may be silly but to me it's perfect.

>> No.16809568

>>16809562
They dom people weaker than them and although as a race they prefer guys stronger than them, I'm sure some would love to be in control.

There's exceptions to everything.

>> No.16809569
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16809569

lolipire

>> No.16809575
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16809575

>>16809569
are for bullying

>> No.16809583

>>16809569
Little girls should wear skirts that high!

>> No.16809584

>>16809565
Well if you were breeding your waifu then I guess you are right. In my case I was just talking about a random living onahole.

>> No.16809588

>>16809584
I see now. Yes that's natural.

But anon if you're breeding her aren't you going to take responsibility?

>> No.16809589
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16809589

>>16809507
I see, you dislike Harpies.

Then surely you're a Kitsune man.

>> No.16809602

>>16809588
I wouldn't be really trying to make her pregnant, just having some fun and then dump.
Again, is one of those nasty fetishes that I have and i know it's bad so i wouldn't really do it.

>> No.16809606

>>16809602
That's understandable. We all have "thoes" kind of fantasies we wouldn't actually do.

>> No.16809615
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16809615

Poor sea slimes, they never got a remake but I like to think they could look a bit like this nice fan art.

>> No.16809616

>>16809615
Sea slimes a cute!

>> No.16809618

>>16809589
Please do not ruin other monster girls.

>> No.16809619

>>16809184
-Pegging (in the mouth/throat too)
-Urethral play (both giving and receiving)
-Wearing cute frilly dresses
-Diapers (purely for the aesthetic and the feel and the humiliation factor, actually going in them is no)

>> No.16809622

>>16809619
It's worrying how often that last spoiler turns up.

But hey you do you man. That third spoiler is ok to me.

>> No.16809625

>>16809542
I can't. I just can't.

>> No.16809627

>>16809619
I'm a little grossed out by you

>> No.16809630

>>16809619
Your waifu must love fucking you.

>> No.16809631

>>16809619
That last spoiler's been turning up a lot recently

>> No.16809632

>>16809619
Faggot. Posting it in spoilers doesn't make you any less gay.

>> No.16809633

>>16809619
Hey KDF

>> No.16809640

>>16809631
Really is a good thing posting standards exist then.

>> No.16809643

>>16808637
>those thick Werewolf thighs and hips
Shame that the implied implications here are unpleasant.

>> No.16809646

>>16809622
>>16809631
I don't think it has anything to do with me, I only bring it up in situations like this.

>>16809630
Not as much as she likes getting fucked by me, but yes.

>> No.16809649

>>16808637
That's quite the odd joke.

>> No.16809650

>>16809619
Fucking diaperfaggots need to go and stay go.

>> No.16809663

>>16809633
I bet it's him, he likes to specify that he doesn't go for the potty business. It still makes him a big fag, just not a giant purge tier one.

>> No.16809670

>>16809663
I try not to judge people for their fetishes. But that's just full /d/ tier trash.

>> No.16809675

>question was about degenerate fetish
>people still get triggered when people post theirs
wew lad

>> No.16809678

>>16809633
>>16809663
Please stop anons. Let me be in peace.

>> No.16809679

>>16809675
Real

>> No.16809681
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>>16809618
I'm not ruining anything anon.

>> No.16809683

>>16809678
You're okay in my book man, don't let the bastards get you down.

>> No.16809685

>>16809184
sex with the sole purpose of procreation

while having hands holding together , then warm, gentle cuddling afterwards

with the lights off

>> No.16809687

>>16809681
Now this is a good mofu girl. It's amazing how only one eye can ruin things.

>> No.16809692

>>16809678
Your diaperfag defense force isn't helping you out in that regard.

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16809696

Hurry up and get on it KC

>> No.16809700

>>16809685
>>>/d/ is that way.

>> No.16809701
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16809701

>>16809687
But she only has one eye anon?

>> No.16809702

>>16809675
Or maybe people shouldn't take every excuse to bring up disgusting shit. The only ones who can be blamed for taking the
>"what's your degenerate fetish"
or
>"This thing is not acceptable here so I don't want to post it, even though I'm talking about it so I obviously do want to post it while fully knowing I'll get shit on for it, but I totally will if someone really wants to know what I'm talking about wink wink nudge nudge"
baits are the ones responding to them.

>> No.16809704

>>16809692
This

He's a degenerate but he's (recently) been ok. But his little defence force team that constantly brings him up and runs to defend him are fucking cancer.

>> No.16809707

>>16809701
If she only had one eye she wouldn't be wearing an eyepatch.

>> No.16809708

>>16809184
>How to shit up the thread: The Post

>> No.16809713

>>16809692
>>16809704
It's not like I asked for it anons, I want them to chill as much as you do.

>> No.16809714

>>16809701
Fangs are cute.

>> No.16809717

>>16809702
To be fair I don't think I've seen this question asked in a long time.

>> No.16809719
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16809719

Change of topic! What is your most vanilla fetish? Mine is Paizuri and femdom.

>> No.16809721

>>16809719
Vanilla sex.

>> No.16809723

>>16809619
>>16809194
>>16809305
>>16809330
>>16809464
>Modern /mgt/
Hahahahaha

>> No.16809724

>>16809719
Deepthroat I guess?

>> No.16809728

>>16809625
Then keep lying down and die.

I'll join you after I finish my stories.

>> No.16809730

>>16809719
I want to kissy-kiss my waifu's toes. How vanilla this is could be up to debate since they're all scaly.

>> No.16809731

>>16809719
Impregnation.

>>16809724
Does that even count as a fetish?

>> No.16809732
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16809732

>>16809719
Big
Tits

Slappin em
Suckin em
Motorboatin em
Squeezin em
I love it

>> No.16809735

>>16809719
-Cuddling
-Groping
-Kissing

>> No.16809736

>>16809685
This stale meme ruined vanilla.

>> No.16809738

>>16809719
Probably sumata.

>> No.16809739

>>16809719
Now this is an idea I can get behind.

Role play, body worship, kissing

>> No.16809740

>>16809719
Eye-contact mutual virginity-taking impregnation with handholding and whispering lewd things into each other's ears, in the missionary position with the lights off and curtains drawn, at earliest on our wedding night on our marital bed.

>> No.16809744

>>16809719
Paizuri.

Nothing like a huge girl who could break you in half, instead choosing to service you gently with her breasts.

>> No.16809752

>>16809732
>>16809744
Brothers

>> No.16809756

>>16809719
Reverse cowgirl and female self-spanking

>> No.16809764

>>16809756
Reverse cowgirl is always nice. You can see her fat butt slapping against you. And the sounds! So lewd!
>>16809744
Yes. Just yes. You understand.

>> No.16809766

>>16809719
Anchoring.

>> No.16809770

>>16809744
Aint nothing like a blow job and gentle paizuri in the morning under the covers.

Your MG wife has gotta get her fill of semen to start the day off.

>> No.16809780

>>16809764
Exactly. I guess that would be another one too. Big fat cat ass. The kind you could use as a shelf. Umph.

>> No.16809786

>>16809770
I do love how one of my favorite somewhat degenerate by human standards fetish of 'semen as food/drink' is entirely vanilla in MGE.

>> No.16809791

>>16809780
What things would you put on her butt-shelf anon?

Hard mode: not your penis.

>> No.16809799
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16809799

>>16809719
Lactation (That's at least /h/-tier isn't it?)
Paizuri
Nursing handjobs
Facesitting
Vaginal
Tall girls (7ft.)
>tfw no thicc naturally tall Automaton to do these things with

>> No.16809800

>>16809791
A plate with snacks on it. Then when she turns her head and notices with a fake grouchy scowl I'd poke it to make it jiggle before taking the plate off and resting my head on it.

>> No.16809803

>>16809786
Great isn't it?

Seeing your waifu under the covers having her 'breakfast' and when she's done looking you and swallowing the whole load. Maybe even saying something like "You're delicious".

Or if you're that much of a man with fine taste you'd enjoy seeing her open her SE filled mouth to show you before drinking.

>> No.16809804

Being abused by fat cat ass is no laughing matter.

>> No.16809806

>>16809799
[L I T E R A L L Y M E]

>> No.16809808
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16809808

>>16809764
>Yes. Just yes. You understand.
Paizuri and big girls are a match made in heaven.
>>16809770
Not just morning. Say you've had a hard day at work and you've just got home, greeted by your Jinko wife.

She knows that you're too exhausted to have sex the moment after getting through the door so she goes for the stress relief option by taking off your coat/jacket/suit/whatever and giving you a nice shoulder massage while you're sat down in a chair. Then to complete the experience she gets on her knees, lifts up her sweater and gives you a loving paizuri/blowjob combination while looking up at you with those beautiful golden eyes of hers like you're the most important thing in the world. I may have a thing for Jinko housewives.

>> No.16809814

>>16809803
Hoo you're pushin mah buttons
Bonus points for very loud gulping sounds and her licking the rest off her fingers once finished

>> No.16809819

>>16809804
It's not abuse if you want it. And as these recent threads have shown it can be tamed!

>> No.16809823

>>16809799
>facesitting
>tall girls

Superb taste

>> No.16809831

>>16809808
MGs really know how to relieve their husbands.

>spoiler

Ain't nothing wrong with that

>> No.16809833

>>16809719
Gentle switch?, kissing, confessions of love, biting&scratching, cunnilingus and groping.

>> No.16809834
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16809834

>>16809823
Most of all I'd like a tall Automaton to rub her fat booty on my face like pic-related.

Automatons are a perfect monstergirl species, as you can project both your /m/ design fetishes and actual fetishes onto them.

>> No.16809839

>>16809803
I quite like the idea of my waifu casually sucking me right before she goes to work. I'd still be groggy and half-asleep as she'd usually get up really early, but the thought of her taking her 'breakfast' so casually and earnestly like that is just wonderful.

>> No.16809841

>>16809799
>nursing handjobs with lactation on a tall Automaton who lovingly facesits you afterward, her padded and heated butt keeping you comfortable for however long you want to stay down there
If there's a perfect fantasy, it may be close to this.
Especially with gentle motherly encouragement during the nursing handjob

>> No.16809850

>>16809841
>temperature-controlled booty for maximum facesitting comfort
Hello Automaton, welcome to my top five
>>16809834
An Automaton with that body would be heavenly

>> No.16809852

>>16809804
That's why you abuse it.

>> No.16809854

>>16809184
Giantess vore, digestion and all. Same-size is shit unless it involves lamias or something similar
Giantess blowjobs? Not sure if that's what it's called, but getting sucked on by a giantess like a popsicle looks like it'd be fun
Prostitution and forced prostitution
Forcing a girl into bestiality

I never liked any of this shit before coming to 4chan. This place has fucked me up, and it gets worse every year

>>16809719
Big tits
Blowjobs
French kissing
Cuddling

>> No.16809858

>>16809841
>her padded and heated butt
Since Automatons run on Demonic Energy on top of being magitek, they may very likely be able to control their body heat in certain areas.

>> No.16809864

>>16809854
This is why "What's your degenerate fetish guise!" posts are total cancer and definitely shitposting.

>> No.16809865

>>16809814
That's what I dream. Especially her gulping and licking her lips.

I'd want my tall waifu to give me a spooning reach around and once I cum bring her hands covered in my seed up to her face directly next to my ear. And give me ASMR of her licking my cum off her fingers and giving a loud gulp when she's done.

>>16809834
Tall girls are just fantastic and that's one reason why.

>that image

I love this and I think it's the image that got me started on the fetish of being marked by my tall athletic waifu. Oh what I'd give to have her sit on my face after a workout and mark me with her pheromones.

>>16809839
Same here anon. It's what I'd like to wake up to in the morning and no doubt my waifu would do it. Gotta get that SE for the morning, plus it would feel amazing if she did it under the covers.

>> No.16809877

>>16809834
Methonium's best work.

>> No.16809881

>>16809858
I like to think they could.

>> No.16809883

>>16809877
Now that he's moved onto ecchi series I'm worried that he may never do a follow-up to BIYS like he did for Peach Butt.

>> No.16809888

>>16809877
No.

>> No.16809896

>>16809888
There is only one other acceptable option. Choose your next words carefully.

>> No.16809898

>>16809865
>plus it would feel amazing if she did it under the covers.
Personally, I'd prefer if my waifu did it over the covers so I could see her, plus she wouldn't want to mess up her hair or work clothes right after doing them. That way she could tuck me back in, give me a kiss on the forehead, and murmur a soft 'I love you' before hurrying off to work.

Either way though, morning blowjobs would be a great time!

>> No.16809905

>>16809896
No.

>> No.16809908

>>16809883
I never saw BIYS getting a sequel personally.
Id prefer a Cafe-Latte sequel myself.

>> No.16809913

>>16809898
They both sound so good.

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16809936

>>16809719
Heart pupils
Impregnation
Leglock
Lotus

>> No.16809943

>>16809936
This taste and this image is too lewd!
Christian board remember!

>> No.16809948

>>16807726
I never said they weren't perfect. If anything, that tendency to take disproportionate, civil engineering-themed measures against anything which might get between an anubis and her husband make them even more perfect.

Don't be the guy who makes an anubis-partnered Anon come home late with no prior warning, otherwise you might wake up to find your entire home has had an entire labyrinthine pyramid erected around it.

>> No.16809949

>>16809898
>That way she could tuck me back in, give me a kiss on the forehead, and murmur a soft 'I love you' before hurrying off to work.

That's the stuff.

>> No.16809957

>>16809936
I fucking love Great Mosu. His lolis are so thicc.

>> No.16809961

https://exhentai.org/g/1046552/ff8cfef571/
Look at this fucking Oouso tsunteen vampire footjob doujin.

>> No.16809971

>>16809936
Kissing is the stuff I'll tell you.

>> No.16809973

Anon, you're in the back of a limo right now on your way to go meet a monstergirl Ojou-sama whose servants found you and hired you to "spend time" with her because you fit her tastes.
Roll monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono to decide what the Ojou-sama will be.
Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll in the four following categoreies.
Body Type: d10
1: Busty
2: Thin
3: Hourglass shaped
4: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
5: Chubby
6: Gym Bunny
7: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
8: Pear Shaped
9: Species Norm
10: Choose one

Quirk: d10
1: Genki (Super energetic and playful. Prone to surprise hugs and eskimo kisses.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Himedere (Puts on a front of seeing you as a simple sex toy, but is actually a very sweet and loving girl with issues about showing "weakness".)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance, and will constantly make romantic gestures like making you breakfast in bed or serenading you. The most likely girl to wear a naked apron.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you. Very much enjoys post sex cuddling.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them. Be ready for twice the cuddling.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Choose two.

Her Fetish: 1d6
1: Paizuri/Naizuri (Depends on her body type)
2: Tantric Sex (Slow, intimate, sensual, and loving. You lucky bastard.)
3: Shotacon (You'll have to take a potion for this one that makes you look like a kid again. Don't worry, it's temporary.)
4: Rape Roleplay (Not like the usual kind either. Aggressive rape. Tears, begging for help and plenty of cumshots with no cooldown. You get paid a little extra as compensation.)
5: Handholding Cuddlesex (What a sick fuck.)
6 Choose Two

Age: 1d4
1: Two years younger than you.
2: Two years older than you.
3: Your Age
4: Ten years older than you.
How do things go anon? Does she want you to be her husband? Does she want to see you again? Would you come back to her?

>> No.16809975

>>16809973
No

>> No.16809980

>>16809973
>Kobold
I'm never gonna be able to look at that thing the same way after these threads

>> No.16809987

>>16809973
So much effort.
>Will-o-the Wisp
O-okay.
>Species Norm
Okay.
>Himedere
As expected.
>Tantric sex
I'm too lazy to feel lucky.
>Ten years older
She's gone from cake to cougar, then.

Mate I'm in bloody proper trouble I am!

>> No.16809992

>>16809719
One word:
Nakadashi

>> No.16809998

>>16809980
Rude.

>> No.16809999

>>16809973
>atlach Nacha
>pearshaped
>Bottom Heavy
>handholding cuddle sex
>Two Years younger than you

I love Atlach Nachas so that's good. She probably says she wouldn't want me to be her husband due to the way she insults. But I know she wants to be my wife. Yes I think she'd come to see me again and yes I'd stay with her.

>> No.16810003

>>16809065
Just wake up.

>> No.16810006

>>16809973
>kitsune-bi
>shortstack
>semon demon
>tantric sex
>two years younger than me (still old enough to be a christmas cake)
I think I hit the jackpot, Kitsune-Bi isn't a girl I ever post about or think about all that often but they really are great and the full combination of everything goes together really well.

I don't know about going back to her, I'd ask her to let me stay after the first time. Slow sex with a shortstack cc ghost fox would be life changing.

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>>16809971
I want to fugg a Futakuchi-Onna so I can huig her tight and kiss her at the same time.

>> No.16810008

>>16809973
>Busty love freak dark elf that has my age
>Likes slow and cuddly sex
I'm going to do ny best to court and love her, showing all kinds of devotion and making so mich sloppy sex that a succubus would be embarrassed.

>> No.16810012

>>16809719
I don't know if it has a name, sex where you are almost glued together such as when a lamia coils around you

>>16810003
This hurts

>> No.16810013

>>16809065
I get clingy to the point they decide I'm creepy.

>> No.16810014

>>16809957
Bottom heavy lolis are the best.

>> No.16810015

>>16809980
I find it pretty easy. Considering MGE Kobalds are quite difference.

>> No.16810021

>>16810007
You can hug tight and kiss any monster.

>> No.16810026

>>16810021
Not monsters with a normal neck. You can hug them fairly tight, but not really heart to heart. Even trying will be uncomfortable on the neck. Dullahans, Rokurokubis, and so on are the best for that. Really tight, clavicles together, and you can still kiss.

>> No.16810030

>>16810015
Dammit anon stop saying kobalds. I keep imagining bald dogs.

>> No.16810031

>>16810006
>tfw ywn be a Royal Atlach Nacha's Eldritch throne in a large mansion

That actually sounds pretty badass. I can just imagine a large mansion on the top of a mountain where there lays the Chaos Queens.

Would be great for me to write a story about.

>> No.16810032

>>16809719
-Healing
-Leglocking
-Both groping and caressing

Honorable mention also goes towards destructo-nookie. The kind of sex that demands a trip to Ikea or whatnot to replace everything that's gonna get smashed.

>> No.16810033

>>16809719
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose or procreation with the lights off

>> No.16810037

>>16810030
Sorry anon. It's a really bad habit I have and I can't stop myself from typing Kobalds instead of Kobolds.

>> No.16810038

>>16809973
Holy fucking shit
>Mershark
Cool, they're fun
>Pear shaped
Hell yeah, love it
>Twins
Oh shit, lucky me, two for one
>Twin body: Busty
Fuck, one pear and one busty? How could this get a-
>Twin quirk: Twin
Now wait just a god damn minute, TRIPLETS?
>Triplet bodytype: choose one
Okay fuck, lets go gym bunny for some big muscle to throw in
>All three quirk: Romantic/love freak
Help this is too much love HELP
>Their fetishes: Choose Two
Okay need to find a lottery ticket right now, lets go with Paizuri and tantric sex for the most dere 4somes ever
>Two years younger than me

So I've got a set of light imouto triplet mersharks, one busty, one pear shaped, one a musclegirl, that are madly in romantic excessive love with me, love paizuri/buttjobs and romantic tantric sex?
I can't process this, my mind has a boner beyond being

>> No.16810043

>>16809184
Ugly faceless slobs with smegma-covered dicks fucking pretty animus.

>> No.16810044

>>16810038
Sounds too perfect to be.

>> No.16810051

>>16810037
Are you the guy that kept saying ganna too? At least he managed to cure that.

>> No.16810055

>>16809973
>Arch Imp
Okay...?

>Thin
>Bottom heavy
>Choose Two
>Paizuri/Naizuri
>Shotacon
>Ten years older than you.

I.... eh.I don't really think one way or the other about her.

>> No.16810058

>>16810051
What?

>> No.16810060

>>16810058
Huh?

>> No.16810061

>>16810038
>Muscle hugs and caress from behind while pear sits on your face and busty gives paizuri
>all while saying deredere loving things to their onee-chan
You're an incubus by the end of the first day, no question.

>> No.16810065

>>16810038
I remember one time where I ended up with five dragons on one of these games. The twin thing is rigged.

>> No.16810067

>>16809973
>Cheshire Cat
>Oppai Loli (though considering age, guess that makes her a shortstack)
>Semen Demon
>Into tantric sex
>Two years younger

Face it, Tiger. You just hit the jackpot.

Hopefully, I can leave a good enough impression for her to want me around. I can already imagine the shenanigans that wound ensue the first time she gets me to walk into her ample bosom, which somehow always manages to materialize behind me every time I turn around.

>> No.16810068

>>16809973
This kind of discussion starter is more stale than 3-day-old bread.

>> No.16810069

>>16810038
You'll be more bite mark than man.
They'll fly into a breeding frenzy.

>> No.16810073
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16810073

New wife picture, a gift from a friend this time!

>> No.16810075

>>16810073
Does she have the Geas in all eyes? What am I saying, of course she does.
Dagnabbit.

>> No.16810076

>>16810073
Waifu Requiem

>> No.16810077

>>16808716
Nice!

>> No.16810078

>>16810068
It's atleast better than dumb arguments that go on way too long with walls of text.

>>16810073
Cute my man

>> No.16810080

>>16810068
3 days old bread is pretty cool.

>> No.16810083

>>16810073
JIBUUN WO
Someone was going to do it

>> No.16810084

>>16810078
>It's atleast better than dumb arguments
Eh, watching dumb people argue is fun.

>> No.16810085

>>16806442
Then you're going to absolutely love my story I'm 3k words into.

>> No.16810089

>>16810085
Is it a fast transformation or more like The Fly?

>> No.16810095

>>16810084
You know what we need? The order arguments.

>> No.16810097

>>16810089
Its more of a gradual corruption.

>> No.16810101

>>16810095
Order/monstergirl arguments were fun. At least people stayed on topic with the whole "battle of powers" thing rather than just shitposting.

>> No.16810103

>>16810095
>not Lilim OC arguments

Pleb

>> No.16810105

>>16809973
>Dark Mage
>Hourglass
>Genki
>Paizuri
>Two Years older than me

Oh my.

>> No.16810111

>>16810103
That's because no matter what my Lilim OC is the best and better than the rest

>> No.16810113

>>16810103
lilims will always be shit

>> No.16810114

>>16810103
OC lilims also stopped existing. Poor girls needed more love to live.

>> No.16810119

>>16810101
Are the Order good guys? Or are they just the vestiges of a bygone era?

>> No.16810121

>>16810114
One day I'll return to write about mine. Evil never dies.

>> No.16810123
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16810123

>>16810095
>Incubized squire on angry Paladin-chan
>Monsterized Paladin-chan on crying squire
Which is better?

>> No.16810124

>>16810075
>>16810078
Her hypnotism and Lelouch's Geass are really similar so cosplay-style pictures like this are super nice and also show how adorably chuuni she is.
>>16810076
>>16810083
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdCXy3sw0uE
Code Geass is unironically my favorite anime still after all these years.

>> No.16810127

>>16810103
>>16810095
>Lilim OC arguments
>Order arguments
>Separate
>Not a Lilim OC and a paladin arguing about The Order

>> No.16810129

>>16810119
They want to keep humans humans. Whether that's good or bad is up to you.

>>16810123
Both are pretty bad. I'd rather go paladin-chan not being able to kill her squire and telling him to fuck off.

>> No.16810133

>>16810119
The Paladins are the righteous members of an ancient Order, fallen into dust. Their origins lost to history. Still, they fight for what is right. Driven by duty. Devoted to their people.

Their sole purpose is to protect the pure and the survival of mankind, not the extermination of all monsters, as evidenced by their neutrality towards non-threatening Holstaurus, Kobolds, Apsaras, and so on.

>> No.16810135

>>16810121
I don't know anon. Your lilim seems pretty weak.

>>16810127
>OC paladins arguments

>> No.16810137
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16810137

>>16810119
They're effectively Luddites. Though humanity is resilient and as Automatons have evidenced has the potential to do great things. Once man and Monstergirl are unified as a single race not even the stars will stop the love from spreading!

>> No.16810139

>>16810135
>>OC paladins arguments
>Such is life in /hbt/

>> No.16810142

>>16810123
The latter is the proper way of things

>> No.16810144

>>16810135
She is weak but I come back like a Kingdom Hearts villain.

>> No.16810145
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16810145

>>16810123
The latter.

I want to see a thicc Wight-Paladin releasing her bottled up feelings to her young beloved Squire as she slams her plump ass down on his dong and nurses him with one of her massive breasts.

>> No.16810147

>>16806682
Demon
Titania
Dark Mage
Ice Queen
Lilim

>> No.16810148

>>16810145
Diamonds, Diamonds!

>> No.16810149

>>16810137
That sounds like the best option.

>> No.16810151

>>16810145
>Wight-Paladin
She suddenly opens her glowing eyes as he's crying over her dead body and mumbling he loved her over and over again and immediately goes rapey?

>> No.16810154

>>16810147
The Onee-Sabbath called, they want you to come home soon, your onee-sans are worried sick about you

>> No.16810155

>>16810149
It is. Either it's monster girls and love everywhere or the same state we are now.

>> No.16810156

>>16810137
Don't humans become incubi after fucking their waifus long enough? That effectively dooms humanity.

>> No.16810159

>>16810154
They don't have to be onee-sans you know?

>> No.16810161

>>16810137
Shoo shoo, Demonfag, go be a giant somewhere else

>> No.16810169

>>16810156
That's basically the biggest reason for The Order still being around, not philosophical arguments on what it means to be human and the idea of free will. Apart from the meddling of the Chief God in getting them to flip shit at the monsters, obviously.

>> No.16810172

>>16810159
It's just a gag and a spoof.
>>16810161
I'll be giant where I please!
>>16810156
There's a lot of semantics but incubi are effectively just humanity+
They're even still referred to as human iirc by KC

>> No.16810173

>>16810159
They could be imoutos that outgrow you too.

>> No.16810177

>>16810169
To add for clarity, I'm talking about monsters not having male children just yet.

>> No.16810180

>>16810137
How about. Now hear me out.

We let the Chaos girls usher in a new life to the world but transforming everything into an Eldritch dimension and bringing back the Elder Gods?

Its a joke please don't behead me for it. I have a family.

>> No.16810188

>>16810180
>He wants to be a squid
You're god damn right you're getting beheaded.

>> No.16810191

>>16810137
>Though humanity is resilient and as Automatons have evidenced has the potential to do great things

All indications are that humans did not build the automatons (and neither did monsters), but some other mystery race.

>> No.16810194

>>16810169
After all these years, you know what I've realized?

This entire quarrel between the Order and monsters is their leaders' fault.

The Demon Lord is a stupid slut who transformed monsters into monstergirls to bother humans with corruption and sex all the fucking time.

The Chief God is a dumb cunt who wants humans to purge monsters for her because she's too lazy to do her fucking job.

And whoever God who created the monsters to purge humanity because he didn't like the way they turned out to begin with is a complete fucking retard who could've very well created a new world with a new dominant species instead of putting both in one world.

I mean, who the fuck elected these people to be divinities? I could establish peace between the species in a goddamn week if I was in charge of this hellhole.

>> No.16810195

>>16810194
The DL did nothing wrong

>> No.16810197

>>16810191
Its also curious that if humans did in fact make the automatons, why they would have them turn into rape machines during an overload.

Or is it a classic case of "It's not a bug, its a feature."

>> No.16810198

>>16810073
>gift from a friend
>filename in moonrunes, drawn by Japanese guy

????

>> No.16810200

>>16810194
Sure you could anon. Sure you could.

The DemonLord is doing her job and she will make everything better.

>> No.16810201

>>16810180
As an overthinking role player, the implications of Chaos do unnerve me, but I want more information on just what they're all about before making any moves or potentially burning bridges.
>>16810177
That certainly makes sense from a non-omniscient observer's perspective, for sure.

>> No.16810208

>>16810188
That's a bit unfair don't you think. Surely happy Chaos couples can live in peace with everyone else?

>> No.16810211

>>16810180
I'm in if it means Paladin-chans being corrupted into Thing-chans but not noticing anything. I want to romance one and penetrate her inky-black tentacle nest horrorifice while kissing her three-lobed burning eye. I want to teach her all kinds of new, fetid sensations that she'll think are just normal, loving, gentle human sex.

>> No.16810215

>>16810201
Guess we just got to wait until KC expands on Chaos girls.

Although I do love the mystery of them.

>> No.16810216

>>16810194
I smell a Bruce-Almighty like made-for-MG-TV movie
>>16810191
Oh? Really? Not sure how I screwed up that detail. Still doesn't change my value for the potential of humanity.

>> No.16810217

>>16810198
The filename is just "Gazer vi Britannia commands you ~︎!"
The artist is a friend rather than somebody with a public gallery or website.

>> No.16810227

>>16810194
ah, one of the famous mgt serious discussions in it's full intellectual glory i see

>> No.16810229

>>16810215
Still waiting on my Deep Ones

>> No.16810233

>>16810194
The only solution is a world without gods.

>> No.16810235

>>16810194
Assumption of power should come from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
Suppose I claimed to be emperor of Zipangu just because some watery tart threw a sword at me, they'd put me away!

>> No.16810236

>>16810233
Okay, John Lennon, get back to your Yoko Oni

>> No.16810237

>>16810233
Nah, I like some of them.

>> No.16810240

>>16810194
Technically the Chief God did try to kill the Mamono Lord herself when the hero she selected joined the monsters, and in the resulting fight she was injured so badly that she can no longer move from her sanctuary in Heaven.

Also, the fights between the Order and monsters aren't as frequent or big as some seem to think. KC noted that the conflict is mostly small in scale and limited to certain areas, as most monsters are not going to aggressively expand their domains and the Order has to devote a lot to just handle disputes with humans in their own lands.

And we don't know why it was set up that way but humans and monsters were created at pretty much the same time as part of a system where they would control each other's numbers. It wasn't because the gods didn't like how humans turned out, it seems to have been intentional that they be that way.

>> No.16810244

>>16810233
The DL is not a god

>> No.16810245

>>16810235
Help, help, I'm being repressed!

>> No.16810247

>>16810233
>Rejecting the gods in a world with gods

ABSOLUTE DWEMER

>> No.16810252

>>16810197
One would assume that habit is more a aspect of how monsters have altered them since automatons now run on monster mana instead of the mysterious mana that long ago ran all but dry in them.

>> No.16810255

>>16810247
LORKHAN
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>> No.16810256
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16810256

>>16810194
>The Demon Lord is a stupid slut who transformed monsters into monstergirls to bother humans with corruption and sex all the fucking time.
Compared to the time when it was Warhammer Fantasy, I imagine it's an absolute improvement. Them suddenly having over 20lbs of sex appeal and beauty even works in their favor with heroes hesitating to kill them. I mean, shit, that's the entire reason we're here in this thread in the first place. If the DL turned monsters into the average fantasy rpg peaceful races you'd have people's attitudes ranging from not giving a shit to advocating genocide with how they'd need to be 50% monsterboy to sustain their own populations. The amount of people giving a shit wouldn't even be enough to sustain these threads.

>The Chief God is a dumb cunt who wants humans to purge monsters for her because she's too lazy to do her fucking job.
More like got rekt into an artificial breather by the DL for being a dumb cunt and waiting for the DL and her husband to powerlevel into Godhood first. Now all she can do is bless people and send an angel or two every now and then.

>And whoever God who created the monsters to purge humanity because he didn't like the way they turned out to begin with is a complete fucking retard who could've very well created a new world with a new dominant species instead of putting both in one world.
Original Chief God up and disappeared for no reason. Arguing about the intentions of the OCG would lead nowhere since by pure virtue of creating the universe, it'd always boil down to either the OCG being incompetent and things getting out of hand, or literally everything being part of OCG's design, even the rise of the current DL.

>I mean, who the fuck elected these people to be divinities?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
>I could establish peace between the species in a goddamn week if I was in charge of this hellhole.
Enjoy fighting off sixty quadrillion Chief God aspirants. There's no reason why an incompetent fuck was put as Chief God purely because everyone else was too busy fighting each other and figured that an incompetent fuck in the throne would do no harm to them and their chances of taking the throne while they beat the fuck out of each other. Assuming that the title of Chief God is fought for similar to how the title of Demon Lord was amongst monsters before the current one, anyways.

>> No.16810258

>>16810240
>the fights between the Order and monsters aren't as frequent or big as some seem to think. KC noted that the conflict is mostly small in scale and limited to certain areas, as most monsters are not going to aggressively expand their domains and the Order has to devote a lot to just handle disputes with humans in their own lands.

The Order is literally just the world police keeping it from going full Detroit, and yet some people have the audacity to call them villains.

>> No.16810262

>>16810233
So deep. Wow.

>> No.16810263
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Cat combat maids are cute.

>> No.16810270

>>16810258
>The Order is literally just the world police keeping it from going full Detroit
>With Demon Realm Silver being a thing, Order countries are probably even quicker to flip shit at each other due to no risk of experienced manpower loss, just materiel
More like world police keeping it from going full Rhodesia/Zimbabwe

>> No.16810271

>tfw no wight to get a lap pillow from and comfort me about the undertaker retiring

>> No.16810279

>>16810256
>Enjoy fighting off sixty quadrillion Chief God aspirants.
Let them try. None shall usurp me.

By the will of Rak'Shir, I am Chief God.

>> No.16810286

>>16810236
I was paraphrasing Xenoblade, but Imagine works too I guess.

>>16810237
They range from "alright on certain topics sometimes" to "humanity is objectively better off without them".

>>16810244
She's close enough.

>> No.16810287

>>16810258
>The Order is literally just the world police keeping it from going full Detroit, and yet some people have the audacity to call them villains.

The philosophies they live by would have all monsters destroyed as well as any humans who sympathize with them. That they are not a greater danger to monsters is more a consequence of their own limitations rather than a lack of desire to do more.

Also, there is no Order in Zipangu and a increasing number of other nations and they've done okay.

>> No.16810288

>>16810256
>There's no reason why an incompetent fuck was put as Chief God etc
No reason why an incompetent fuck wasn't
I suck at double negatives

>> No.16810289

>Setting discussions are really happenin
Oh the power.

>> No.16810290

>>16810271
What would wrasslin in MGC be like? Will it be full of Onis?

>> No.16810292

>>16810270
>More like world police keeping it from going full Zimbabwe
That's worse.

>> No.16810296

>>16810286
The only negative one in-universe that I can think of is Ares, since they're all about fighting for fighting's sake.

>> No.16810299

I want to reduce the Chief God into a divine onahole for her believers. Every church should have a Portal into heaven that has her ass hanging out of it for them to refresh themselves in.

>> No.16810300

>>16810271
Oh shit Vince is finally letting him leave before he breaks beyond all repair?
I owe someone five bucks if real

>> No.16810302

>>16810151
Yepperooni.
Shame there still isn't any art depicting a freshly resurrected armored Wight.

>> No.16810304

>>16810271
>The philosophies they live by would have all monsters destroyed as well as any humans who sympathize with them
They tolerate the non-rapey species though, since they're actually helpful.

Ever seen a Paladin smite an innocent Kobold? Me neither.

>> No.16810313

>>16810299
>I want to reduce the Chief God into a divine onahole for her believers
Fan no Hitori please, save it for the doujins.

>> No.16810319
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>>16810304
I've never seen them successfully smite anything so that's not saying much~

>> No.16810320

I want to REEEEEEEEEEEEEE at a Kiki when she brings me the wrong kind of tendies!

>> No.16810323

>>16810320
>Kiki
>making mistakes
This is not of being cheeki the breeki.

>> No.16810324

>>16810290
Full of Onis, Ogres, Jinkos and Dragons.

Maybe a loliweight division with Goblins, Redcaps and a Baphomet who reigns as champion.
>>16810300
Looks that way at least, he looked like he was living up to the name of "deadman" with the condition he was in and left his gear in the ring, would be surprised if he wasn't done.

>> No.16810325

>>16810304
Only the more lenient Order nations tolerate them/allow them as pets. Not all Order nations have the same laws.

>> No.16810326

>>16810287
I want a Sengoku period in Zipangu.

Complete with Monster Girl Oda Nobunaga.

>> No.16810330

>>16810320
I want a Kiki to sort your /r9k/ ass out until you're a respectable human being.

>> No.16810332

>>16810296
If you can even call that "fighting" when there's zero risk involved.

>> No.16810334

>>16810319
They just have the courtesy of not parading their righteous smiting score

>>16810325
Those aren't the REAL Order. :^)

But seriously, they're just fanatics. ISIS-tier. Not all Paladins are brutes.

>> No.16810335

>>16810296
Not quite the case:

>A high rank god that protects those who place themselves in battle. Among the monsters that place themselves in battle such as “amazoness (encyclopedia I – p. 104)” and “lizardman (encyclopedia I – p.66)”, etc. there are many worshipers. According to the god's teachings, “fighting” isn't for the sake of pillaging. The kind of fighting that this god sanctions is fighting to improve oneself, fighting to earn something, or fighting to protect someone, etc. For example, warriors who would risk their lives in battle, whether human or monster, would be granted the power to claim victory. On the contrary, those who fight simply for the sake of stealing lives will never receive blessings.

So this Ares isn't about fighting for the sake of fighting, but fighting to improve oneself, protect others, etc.

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16810336

>>16810330
PUNISHED
The new S-Kikimora magazine

>> No.16810339

>>16810256
>>I could establish peace between the species in a goddamn week if I was in charge of this hellhole.
Holy crap I checked his post and he actually wrote that.
What the fuck. This is, like, some faith-in-humanity destroying level of shitpost.

>> No.16810340

>>16810332
>>16810335
So, zero negative gods.
Except maybe the Fallen God who's basically just a divine slut.

>> No.16810342

>>16810336
>Kiki walks into your room and sees you reading an issue of PUNISHED

what do

>> No.16810345

>>16810336
I never knew what was going on in this image. Or why?

>> No.16810347

>>16810335
>To improve and earn
Sounds like the best god to worship. Would protect a little village from demons and the order extremists.

>> No.16810350

>>16810345
Mastah didn't drink his tea.

>> No.16810351

>>16810335
>warriors who would risk their lives in battle, whether human or monster, would be granted the power to claim victory.
So being a villain will always warrant you defeat in the end.

Boring.

>> No.16810355

>>16810342
Under no circumstances let her see all the candid photos of her that I've replaced all the girls' faces with.

>> No.16810356

>>16810351
Well yeah, in a setting where only happy ends exist even the most powerful evil thing is fated to lose against the power of love.

>> No.16810358

>>16810351
Welcome to KC, make your time.

>> No.16810360

What yall discussing? Gods in MGE? How are they a bad thing?

>> No.16810364

>>16810351
Lurk more

>> No.16810365

>>16810340
Well I wouldn't go that far. We know there are other anti-monster gods loyal to the Chief God, we just don't know who they are yet. Aside from the Chief God all the specific gods are know of are pro-monster gods or supposedly "neutral" gods (who could still fairly easily be called pro-monster).

>> No.16810367

>>16810336
The scary thing is I could see my waifu reading that one to get ideas for the bedroom.

>> No.16810372

>>16810334
#notallpaladins
Order is a religion of peace
Child abuse and adultery are part of their cultural traditions you bigot monsters

>> No.16810374

>>16810364
Been lurking before you were born, youngster.

>> No.16810376

>>16810351
Well Ares' power isn't absolute (she's not able to prevent all deaths in battles between monsters and humans, just a lot of them), but her blessing is certainly a boon to anyone out to defeat an evil wizard and such.

And if there are evil gods in the setting then their blessing on villains may negate Ares' blessing on heroes, so it would come down to the fighter's own abilities.

>> No.16810378

>>16810367
>Intentionally spills red wine on the carpet
>forces you to lick it off while stepping on your head

>> No.16810380

>>16810374
That's why you didn't know one of the main things of MGE, sure.

>> No.16810382

>>16810287
>The philosophies they live by would have all monsters destroyed as well as any humans who sympathize with them.
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kobold
>In part because they are considered harmless to humans, even in some of the anti-monster religious states there are those who advocate for sheltering them. In the religious states with more lenient laws, it is even permitted to have them as pets. Even in such countries, fornication with a monster is supposedly disapproved for the most part, but as mentioned above, it appears that most owners will end up having sex with them; so perhaps it is quietly being tolerated.
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Humans#The_Order_of_God_and_Anti-Monster_States
>And because one of the teachings says to love thy neighbor, they treat other people who are followers of the same religion with kindness. However, according to the chief god's teachings, neighbor doesn't include monsters. They are taught that monsters have been the enemies of humanity since the age of the former demon lord, they are beings who corrupt, and lead mankind to destruction. (Actually, if the children born between human men and monsters are only female monsters, then it would gradually lead to humanity's ruin.)
Their philosophy rests on not extending kindness to monsters they were taught were a threat as big as the ones pre-DL, which obviously is a lie other than the no-male-child issue. When this teaching gets found out to be a lie by the Chief God, or more commonly just some monsters perceived to be an exception to the rule, they end up tolerated. It's more the Chief God feeding them a worldview not 100% accurate and them reacting to said worldview. Granted, some things that would invariably get perceived as threatening like hearing of what Druella did to Lescatie happen, but so does the contrary happen.
Even then their philosophy is "be kind and love your neighbor except monsters becuase chief god said so", so the underlying principle of being kind is already there. In theory, at least.

>Also, there is no Order in Zipangu and a increasing number of other nations and they've done okay.
I'd sooner imagine that resulting from no need to join The Order in the first place back in pre-DL times. They might've had jap mythology type monsters who didn't give much of a shit while not!Europe had things out of Darkest Dungeon continent-wide. Not to mention the difference between some monsters not giving a shit about the current DL while others saw her as a savior for ending the bloodshed, so there's bound to be different situations depending on location. The world wasn't made when the current DL took over, so things were bound to keep as they were from before then.

>> No.16810383

>>16810367
Is your waifu a Kiki or a Shog? Or would she roleplay a maid?

>> No.16810389

>>16810378
I want this so bad. I've been a bad mastah!

>> No.16810390

What actually interesting monstergirl settings have we discussed here before?
Have there been any? Do any even exist any more?

>> No.16810391

>>16810336
My waifu isn't a Kiki, but I would absolutely love it if she put on a maid outfit and gently dommed me.

>> No.16810394

>>16810378
How could I goad my Kiki into stepping on my dick?

>> No.16810396

>>16810378
She mostly reads it for the bondage techniques and teasing advice.

>>16810383
Roleplaying a maid.
She's a demon.

>> No.16810400

>>16810378
Hey I'm into kinky shit as much as the next guy
But wine stains. That's where I draw the line
Plus, what a waste of good wine

>> No.16810403

>>16810378
I wouldn't mind my waffle doing that to me. Of course if I messed up I'd need to learn my lesson.

>> No.16810405

>>16810390
Some of us have talked about our own settings.

>> No.16810406

>>16810380
Know what? That love always prevails in the setting? Everyone knows it, you're just too retarded to grasp the concept of the existence of villains in the setting.

>> No.16810409

>>16810394
>Get caught masturbating with her thighhighs
>Get slapped silly and trod on with her sweaty, bony thighhigh feet
>Cum all over her socks
>Get forced to suck them clean
>Get a new boner
>Get a really rough reacharound double handjob with nail digging
>Cum all over your own face
>She licks it clean

>> No.16810410

>>16810406
Yes anon, insult me more, that will give you all the reason. Which you don't have by the way.

>> No.16810414

>>16810409
I think you went too far in a couple of places anon.

>> No.16810415

>>16810400
You make a good point. I don't think I and a lot of anons wouldn't spill wine just to get their waifu to punish them. Because, like you said, that's a waste of wine and it's a damn hard stain to get out. And I'd have to be the one scrubbing for hours.

>> No.16810420

>>16810414
It's not a punishment if you enjoy it.

>> No.16810421

>>16810406
>Villains
>In an escapism porn setting
C'mon now anon, really?

>> No.16810422

>>16810394
Be a worthless, lazy and passionless, masochistic, slob of a Master who needs to be punished by dick stepping and spanking.

>> No.16810425

>>16810382
Oh don't get me wrong, the majority of humans in the Order are stated to be decent people, but their stated goal of all but the more lenient nations is still to destroy monsters. That they have been misled by the Chief God just means it is easier for monsters to bring them to their side.

>> No.16810429

>>16810410
I'll take that as conceding.

>>16810421
Damn right. Who do you think y'all wannabe-hero couples are gonna be fighting in your fantasies, huh? Trees?

>> No.16810435

>>16810429
Windmills, actually

>> No.16810436
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16810436

Lets talk lilims
Running a demon ream must have its issues, I wonder if they talk to each other about the shit they have to deal with.

>> No.16810439

>>16810394
Trigger her by:

>Mixing colors and white clothes in the laundry and see them bleed all over
>Pranking her meals with super hor sauce or pepper extracts
>Letting her find your fap tissues

>> No.16810440

>>16810436
Let's not and say we did.

>> No.16810441

>>16810405
Yeah, there's a few neat writefag settings, thinking of it.
But as far as licensed monstergirl stuff goes, I can think of MGE, and I can think of all the SoL/harem schlock, but nothing really adventurous or engaging.

>> No.16810442

>>16810421
They'll likely never be detailed but villains do exist. Recall that valkyries and their heroes may continue to fight such people even after they are monsterized.

And bad things do sometimes happen, i.e. that whole orphanage of monsters that Sasha built for monster children whose parents were killed.

Its just that fans fo the setting are expected to use the many "happily ever after" options.

>> No.16810443
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Remember her?

>> No.16810444

>>16810436
I'd sell my soul to sniff those feet

>> No.16810446

>>16810436
Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.16810449

>>16810444
I think you already did that by just looking at a Lilim.

>> No.16810452

>>16810436
Those shitty OC's ruined them

>> No.16810453

>>16810436
Yeah, when they're making pudding at 4 AM and looking at all the germs through their magic crystals.

>> No.16810454

>>16810425
This.
Really I don't hate the Order, by and large they just are misinformed. I imagine there may have even been a few campaigns where a conversion of an Order area into a green demon realm went by with only one or two of the most egregious staunch priests or Paladins needing to be reeducated while the people were fine with it.
Might be a bit of a let-down for someone as corruption happy as my waifu, but ultimately quick easy and good for everyone.

>> No.16810459

>>16810436
If they're like their mother then barring emergencies they probably have a very hands-off style of ruling and don't stress much over little things.

Albeit there is no evidence that lilim in general rule their own lands. That may be respected to the eldest and most powerful ones like the Queen of Hearts and Druella (the latter of whom only recently became a ruler).

>> No.16810461

>>16810429
Please do not fight trees.

>> No.16810462

>>16810443
Is this meant to be A2?

>> No.16810468
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>>16810435
And it turns out that it's a mobile house-mech developed by a Gremlin for she and her husband and Automatons.

>> No.16810469

I want to make a Wolfgirl sleep outside in a doghouse.

>> No.16810470

>>16810462
It means to be a Medusa, who is never mentioned

>> No.16810472

>>16810468
This is too stupid for Gundam.

>> No.16810473

>>16810449
How do I sniff a Lilim's feet then?

>> No.16810475

>>16810470
>It means to be a Medusa, who is never mentioned
Meant to be a Medusa who is never named?
I feel like that's what you meant to say. Either way, it's literally just the same as that artist's A2.

>>16810472
Welcome to literally all of G Gundam.

>> No.16810476

>>16810472
G Gundam is ages old now anon.

>> No.16810477

>>16810475
>>16810476
I knew there was a reason I didn't watch that or Seed.

>> No.16810479

>>16810472
Nether Gundam isn't even the dumbest thing in G Gundam anon.
I still maintain that half those designs were spite towards the executives.

>> No.16810481

>>16810473
You kneel in front of them and beg. Then they plant their feet on your face and you take a good sniff.

Can't believe typing this made me hard.

>> No.16810482

Ok anons, how young is too young for dickings?

>> No.16810485
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>>16810477
G Gundam is better than SEED.
It also seems to be Navs choice of Gundam series since he drew the Master Gundam not too long ago.

>> No.16810487

>>16810477
>He hasn't seen G Gundam
You're missing out on so much fun

>> No.16810491

>>16810482
How young is too young for V'ing?

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16810494

>>16810482
This young.

>> No.16810495

>>16810482
Do you even get V& in MGC for underage sex?

>> No.16810496

>>16810481
And she's ok with that? I hope she makes me her pet if I do a good enough job.

Don't worry anon. It's ok to get hard from something that sounds so heavenly.

>> No.16810503

>>16806067
>all the smut I've commissioned has been PoV
Now, you can't say something like that and not link it

>> No.16810505

>>16810482
I would say 6, though I would only go for 16 and above.

>> No.16810508

>>16810495
>what is the Sabbath
>what are Humpty Eggs
Of course not.

>> No.16810510

>>16810453
Why are they making Pudding at 4 am?

>>16810459
true, there is a whole heap of lore saying you don't even need a lilim to make a demon realm.

>> No.16810511

>>16810477
G Gundam isn't a good Gundam series, but it's a good series.
And better than SEED, because at least the creators set out to make a dumb, hype super robot show with G.
With SEED, it was just unintentionally dumb.

>> No.16810512

>>16810494
That can't be too young, can it? That looks just right.

The body I mean. I don't know how old she looks but the body is beyond perfection, I can't even describe how perfect it is. Looks Loli to me and it's one of the only types of bodies I like, nothing younger.

>> No.16810514

>>16810510
>Why are they making Pudding at 4 am?
Because they've lost control of their lives.

>> No.16810519

>>16810496
If you massage and kiss it enough she'll buy you a collar and tug on it while you worship her feet.

Yep, definitely hard.

>> No.16810522

>>16810482
My single limit on age is old enough to be ready for it, mostly because I don't know when I'd start dicking my daughteru and I kind of want to keep it a surprise.

>> No.16810524

>>16810503
Check the tag here >>16806169

>> No.16810525

>>16810459
I don't think it's out of the realm of reason to assume that not just lilim but other powerful or accomplished monsters own large areas of Demon Realm. Hell, we already get it with wights, pharaohs and such.
Perhaps I'm biased though being that it's what I imagine my Demon as doing for a career.

>> No.16810530

>>16810495
No, you get vanned for lolihating instead

>> No.16810534

>>16810494
But that's just the right age.

>> No.16810535

>>16810519
You're ascending to god tier taste. And so is your dick ascending.

>> No.16810536

>>16810514
Dammit beat me to it.

>> No.16810540

>>16810530
Vanned by who?

>> No.16810542

At what age is okay for a monstergirl to have sex with a little boy though?

>> No.16810545

>>16810512
>>16810534
You're both correct. I'm just making a joke with that one Anon who thinks that anubis isn't a loli, and is heavily in denial about being an anubis-lolicon.

>> No.16810548

>>16809184
oviposition

>> No.16810549

>>16810535
And then she step on your dick with one feet while the other on is in your face too and you can see a bit of her privates from where you are standing. And she has a little smug smile going too.

Yeah.

>> No.16810552

>>16810542
The moment he's able to stick it in, and she can keep it in, it's okay.

>> No.16810556

>>16810436
What would be an issue for a demon ream?
Trade? construction? keeping things functional outside of the mass fucking?

>> No.16810558

>>16810524
ah, nice. thanks

>> No.16810559

>>16810545
I'm not a lolicon, anon. If that's who you're talking about.

I agree that body looks like the body of a loli. And I think it's fantastic.

>> No.16810562

>>16810552
So at the moment they can stay hard. I guess monstergirls agree with you.

>> No.16810564
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16810564

>>16810540
Loli poilce

>> No.16810565

>>16810540
A SWAT team that are no taller than 5' for some reason.

>> No.16810568

>>16810559
>I'm not a lolicon but hot diggity dang that is a hot loli body
You're a real hoot anon!

>> No.16810573

>>16810514
>Aunt Stella screams when her bratty niece isn't hungry anymore.
Lilims have it rough

>> No.16810574

>>16810525
Yes, if anything monster rulers of other races far outnumber lilim rulers, I was just responding to the implication from the earlier message that most lilims have their own kingdoms or realms.

In short all lilims are princesses and have high status, but ones that actually have a land that they rule as queen of are probably a minority.

>> No.16810576

>>16810559
Are you problematic ex-harem anubis guy? Cause if you are then you are a lolicon that likes to be dommed by her.

>> No.16810578

>>16810564
>>16810565
>Implying a bunch of lolis have the power to kidnap anyone
What are they gonna do? Cry at me?

>> No.16810579

>>16810559
>I know that's a loli, and I love it, but I'm not a lolicon
>I know I killed a guy, and I did it on purpose, but I'm not a killer
>I know I have a job as an engineer, and I'm a licenced engineer, but I'm not an engineer
>I know I live in America, and I was born in America, but I'm not an American

>> No.16810582

>>16810436
I would like a lilim wife. doesnt matter if its OC or a generic, I love powerful women.

>> No.16810583

>>16810564
>her game got licensed
>as an all ages only english release
For what purpose? It has so many H scenes that it's worthless without them.

>> No.16810592

>>16810436
If I lived in a Lilim's demon realm, I'd keep complaining to her about trivial stuff until she either hooks me up with a waifu or becomes depressed

>> No.16810593

>>16810568
>>16810579
Come on man. I don't want to get a knock at my door by the police.

>>16810576
>Cause if you are then you are a lolicon that likes to be dommed by her.

I sure do love to get dommed by her. But it's not being a lolicon if it's only the body and she's old enough, I think.

>> No.16810601

>>16810578
Pull the cord on their rape alarm if you don't get in the van.
Entice you with promises of beer and Pink Floyd.
Swarm you like a school of piranhas until, when they disperse, there's nothing left of you except for a pile of bones and your shirt, which they keep because of your scent.
Pull a Gulliver's Travels where they tie you down with rope and have their way with you, one after the other, until you're broken and craving loli kisses.
Cry to their big brothers and get them to beat you up if you don't follow their every command.

That's not even monstergirl lolis. Human lolis can do all that too. When you introduce monstergirl powers, they become fifty times more terrifying.

>> No.16810603

>>16810436
Have you ever considered just fucking off?
Lilims are trash, stop fucking pushing them and the shitty OC's

>> No.16810604
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16810604

>>16810540
>tfw not fuckable
Fuck you atlus, not even gonna pirate your shit

>> No.16810606

>>16810593
This again? Being a lolicon means you are attracted to a little girl's body. If she was a big girl with a child's mind that wouldn't make you a lolicon.

>> No.16810609

>>16810436
>I wonder if they talk to each other about the shit they
>They're all drinking around a table
>Druella complains that crunching numbers is boring, her subordinates just fuck their husbands instead of working
>Queen of Hearts complains that trumparts are spouting trump memes nonstop, at least three cheshires tried to sudoku but all their knives are made out of demon realm silver
>Ilassa complains that she forgot that it's not the smartest thing to make a visitor from cold lands stay in a desert for too long, incubization doesn't grant heat resistance quick enough
>Selene complains that no actual fighter comes to her shack in the woods anymore, just people who pick up a stick and pretend just to get her to notice them, can't berate them for it because some absolute madmen even get off on it
>Victoria complains that she was nearly killed for the 3rd time this month
>Awkward silence

It'd be interesting to see, if nothing else.

>> No.16810613

>>16810592
She would probably drop you into a MG sorority.

>Whoever steals anon's underwear gets to marry him!

>> No.16810614

>>16810593
That's a loli, with a loli body.
If she has in that body the mind of an 80 year old, or a brain with the equivalent mental maturity of an older girl, she's still got a loli body.
And you want that loli body.

>> No.16810615

>>16810603
I was about to say that no one was talking about the OCs.

>> No.16810618

>>16810604
>Wanting to fuck the mind lolis
Serves you right degenerate.

>> No.16810620

>>16810606
>>16810614
Really? I always thought it was the mind.

If so then heck I'm a lolicon who likes to get dommed by my waifu. But not all the time, only sometimes in the bedroom. I love her regular body more.

But just to make sure. She's got a mature mind and she's only my waifu in a younger body. Specifically that >>16810494 body.

>> No.16810626

>>16810620
If it was the mind then the sabbath boys wouldn't be pedos. Oh well, at least you accepted it easily.

>> No.16810629
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16810629

Moths are your friends

>> No.16810631

>>16810604
The OYO one is cute, would fuck.

>> No.16810634

>>16810626
You make a good point. But hey atleast I'd love her and show her respect I'm thay form.

The kind of licking I'd do to that tummy. I could go on for years talking about it.

>> No.16810636

>>16810620
Just fucking fuck the lolinubi already.

>> No.16810643

>>16810634
Yeah, better then having a harem.

And the smaller her body is, the more you can lick without getting your tongue tired.

>> No.16810645

>>16810629
will she get a happy ending?

>> No.16810648

>>16810482
Whatever age you are comfortable with since monster girls reach sexual maturity early on and dicking them before that doesn't harm them in any way either

>>16810629
I heard that if you let a moth touch your dick you go blind

>> No.16810653

>>16810482
8

>>16810542
7

>> No.16810656

>>16810648
>I heard that if you let a moth touch your dick you go blind
my dick lacks visual receptors to begin with...

>> No.16810658

>>16810645
why should she?

>> No.16810660

>>16810636
Don't worry, I will. Gently and with passion. And on occasions, kind of rough. But really whatever and however she orders me to fuck her.

>>16810643
Definitely better than having a harem. They're haram afterall. Very true, a lot of advantages to having a smaller body you can worship.

>> No.16810664

>>16810658
Why shouldn't she?

>> No.16810668

>>16810664
cause she took his smile away

>> No.16810671

>>16810668
She didn't

>> No.16810672

>>16810648
It's true. Moths have nasty powder that makes you go blind.

>>16810660
Her ego must go crazy considering you are her slut even when she is a little thing.

>> No.16810674

>>16810671
at what point in that comic do you see that guy smiling, like ever?

>> No.16810677

>>16810601
>Pull the cord on their rape alarm if you don't get in the van.
Not before I contact the authorities and report a case of a van stolen by minors.
>Entice you with promises of beer and Pink Floyd.
I don't like either.
>Swarm you like a school of piranhas until, when they disperse, there's nothing left of you except for a pile of bones and your shirt, which they keep because of your scent
Contrary to popular belief, piranhas don't actually swarm and eat living things the moment they touch the water unless they're starving to death. Actually, they're scared of most other animals and only swim in schools to feel safer.
>Pull a Gulliver's Travels where they tie you down with rope and have their way with you, one after the other, until you're broken and craving loli kisses
I'll tell them that if they try that, I'll walk all the way over to their homes while they're climbing on me and tell them on their parents for invading their neighbors' personal space.
>Cry to their big brothers and get them to beat you up if you don't follow their every command
I box.

Muda da, loli. You cannot equal the power of a grown adult's resources.

>> No.16810679
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>>16810674
He was very happy on the inside, he couldn't just show it from all the pleasure he was having. She did nothing wrong.

>> No.16810683

>>16810679
>He was very happy on the inside,
no he wasn't

>> No.16810690

>>16810683
Mindbreak is a form of happiness.

>> No.16810696

>>16810609
>Druella needs a man
>Queen of hearts needs to look after her cats
>Ilassa needs to pick that guy up
>Selene needs to upgrade her shack and build a town
>And Victoria being the dork that she is killed a already low mood.
Drinking demons are is fun

>> No.16810697

>>16810690
sometimes, I don't think he was at that point,
granted I thought that was what that afterstory was, but the author confirmed it was just a dream.

>> No.16810700

>>16810690
Anything is a form of happiness and love if you put your heart into it.

>> No.16810702

I NEED a monster girl gym partner for those HEAVY ASS WEIGHTS!

>> No.16810703

>>16810679
Cute as she may be, a happy-ending nice-girl Mothman she is not.
The second chapter was all just a gross hallucination, right? The final will be him waking up in her own personal hell.
I mean she killed his damn mom.

>> No.16810704

>>16810696
>Queen of Hearts is a crazy cat lady
The plot thickens

>> No.16810710

>>16810677
When it comes to pulling the rape alarm cord, nobody's faster than a loli.
And every man has their weakness. A loli will find it.

>> No.16810716

>>16810583
>For what purpose
Just to troll anons. Though I don't know what they are thinking, even if its censored it's still too closely related to lolis getting fucked, I can't see normies having a blast with it
>inb4 nekopara
They look like 16+ cosplayers.
I guess there is already little witch roman-something in steam which is also canon loli fucking with official uncensor patch

>> No.16810727

>>16810696
>Selene needs to upgrade her shack and build a town
How poor is she?
>>16810704
>No lilim that throws Cheshires at people

>> No.16810731

>>16810710
My weaknesses are girls around my age with the same size or bigger than me. Sorry lolis.

>> No.16810733

>>16810727
>>16810727
too poor to afford a solid gold rocket car.

>> No.16810740

>>16810733
You would think she would charge people to enter her fight club.

>> No.16810741

>>16810703
Technically she didn't, since she keeps travelling on time

>> No.16810743

>>16810702
How are you going to prevent yourself from getting a boner when she does her cardio on the treadmill and her tits keep bouncing?
It's only normal for her to take you to the locker room and help you deal with your sexual needs if it hinders with your gains

>> No.16810749

>>16810716
>I guess there is already little witch roman-something in steam which is also canon loli fucking with official uncensor patch
There's also a game with vampire lolis that got funded on kickstarter and that has scenes with them pissing themselves while getting fucked, publishers are way too jumpy about loli when there's clearly an audience.

>> No.16810750

>>16810672
>Her ego must go crazy considering you are her slut even when she is a little thing.

I'd love it if it did. I'd want a haughty younger looking version of my waifu to boss me around. No matter her body I'd always be her little pet.

>> No.16810756 [DELETED] 

>>16810696
The all need a good talking to from their dad.

>> No.16810757

>>16810750
Oh no anon. Don't tell me you're into getting on all fours and letting her sit on your back with and incredible smug smile on her face.

>> No.16810767

>>16810757
A man isn't a man if he's not willing to let a loli anubis ride him like a dog.

>> No.16810768
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16810768

If a shota gets lost in a wild zone of MGE and starts crying, how many monstergirls would he attract and what would happen to him?

>> No.16810771

>>16810472
What is G Gundam aka unironically the best Gundam series.

>> No.16810772

>>16810696
They all need a good talking to from their parents.
The demon lord has how gave a shit about her daughters given her focus on breeding.

>> No.16810773

>>16810749
Link? What game?

>> No.16810775

>>16810767
And even walk around with a leash too? What do you think about her doing those things while you are blindfolded?

>> No.16810777

>>16810768
>what would happen to him?
listen to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8EikGhJoZE
close your eyes
imagine what happens to him to that song.

>> No.16810778

I'm thinking of bringing a picture of a monster girl when I go to the gym tomorrow, which picture should I bring to help motivate me?

>> No.16810783

>>16810778
I think you should consider suicide.

>> No.16810785

>>16810783
you're mean

>> No.16810788

>>16810768
I want to be a shota who gets taken in and cared for by Monstergirls like that and never get old

>> No.16810791

>>16810768
Monster girls follow a pretty simple flowchart

Is he capable of reproducing?
Yes: Rape him
No: Adopt him

>> No.16810792

>>16810791
But if he attracts too many would they start to fight to see who gets him?

>> No.16810795

>>16810785
And you suffer brain malfunctions if you're seriously, no joke, thinking of bringing some monstergirl picture to a gym because "it'll motivate you."

>> No.16810800

>>16810772
But then her answer to everything would just be find a husband.
>"your problems would be solved if you just had a man..."
>all the lilims collectively groan as their forced to listen to her mother talk about their father again

>> No.16810802

>>16810792
It depends on the situation
They could fight or let the alpha girl take him or even let him decide which girl he is the most comfortable with

>> No.16810806

>>16810613
I'd like to be dropped into a sorority of Ushi-Oni with a different set of ideas to human society about what constitutes sexual harassment and what constitutes a harmless prank!

>> No.16810813

>>16810800
Would the demonlord tell them about the times humans broke in to watch her give birth?

>> No.16810822

>>16810813
what?

>> No.16810823

>>16810757
Oh yes. That's just so cute!

>>16810775
>leash
>blindfold

Anon that's my fetish.

>> No.16810824

>>16810773
https://vndb.org/v17825
Due out in english this year with this being one of the main girls https://s.vndb.org/sf/79/90279.jpg

The publisher is pretty based, they done a survey asking what other monster girls people want to see in visual novels next.

>> No.16810826

>>16810822
It's a dead meme.

>> No.16810828

>>16810826
dead memes can still dream

>> No.16810835

>>16810826
Dead memes don't die.

>> No.16810838

Someone by chance have an imgur link to that official Cheshire story by KC? I mostly want to see how he draws Wonderland.

>> No.16810839

>>16810813
>that was 3 years ago
Time flies

>> No.16810841

>>16810795
Then what's the point of going to the gym if not for your waaifu?

>> No.16810842

>>16810806
I want to rape an Ushi-Oni.

She'd be chained down with such powerful magic that she couldn't move a muscle as I hugged her, kissed her, massaged her, nuzzled her, penetrated her and finally let it all out inside her.

You might think that an Ushi could not be raped, that she'd enjoy it. No. She'd feel all icky at not being able to move and ravish me..

>> No.16810846

>>16810823
Anon, no! She is just going to lay down all lazily and tell you to take care of her fur, starting from her paws and if you don't do a good job she'll be displeased you will be punished. Surely you wouldn't like if her loli self yanked at your leash and said "Get to it" with a wicked smile on her face?

>> No.16810847

>>16810842
That's icky anon.

>> No.16810848

>>16810838
I don't have an imgur link but have a non-panda link.
https://nhentai.net/g/155828/
Just use adblock if you don't already, nhentai might give you aids otherwise.

>> No.16810856

>>16810839
;_;

>> No.16810858

>>16810842
>raping a rape machine
>it's not someone fucking her without consent she objects to, it's that she can't snu snu
This needs to be more of a thing, like raping hellhounds and manticores.

>> No.16810867

>>16810858
No it doesn't

>> No.16810872

>>16810775
Leash is optional, but fine too.
When you're blindfolded, it turns into a bonding trust exercise.

>Lolinubis puts the blindfold on you and tells you to get on all fours like a dog
>She's going to spend the next few minutes ordering you around the house
>It goes well enough, a few bumps where you don't follow her instructions to the letter
>Until, minutes later, you hear her giggle when she tells you to make a turn and crawl forwards a few feet
>Figure she's got some devious trap planned for you
>Like a bondage rope trap she'll keep you in overnight, just for the fun of it
>Still, you bite the bullet and follow her instructions, preparing for the worst as you slowly inch forward
>You aren't prepared for crawling right into the lolinubis, leaning down just enough, in just the right position that you end up with your mouth against hers
>Of course, after it ends and she tells you there's more where that came from, the next set of instructions leads you directly into the rope bondage pit.

>> No.16810875

>>16810858
no

>> No.16810876

>>16810858
>USHI FORCED TO SLOW SEX.MP4

>> No.16810881

>>16810858
Nah. No. Nyet. Negative. Naw.

>> No.16810884

>>16810858
YOU FOOL! YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!

>> No.16810891

>>16810826
Man that thread was fucking retarded. You people are a good source of laughs.

>> No.16810893

Your blind date for tonight is a:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random..
However she is quite different from members of her species, because she was raised by a family of: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
How does your night go down?

>> No.16810894

>>16810846
How do you know what I need so bad? Id groom that fur from her cute little paws to her tall fluffy ears. I would do the best job I possibly could after having her yank on my leash and tell me to get to work.

I'd try my best not to mess up, but mistakes are bound to happen, amiright? Whatever punishment it is, I'd love it and accept it willingly.

Also, seeing a wicked smile on my waifu before she commands me to do something gives me a special feeling inside.

>> No.16810895

>>16810842
>>16810858
No

>> No.16810896

>>16810876
>PARALYZED USHI CUDDLEFUCKED.WEBM

>> No.16810898

>>16810858
Bring a heap of rope, heavy duty traps and some supercharged cattle prods.
Lets take the ushi oni down!

>> No.16810903

>>16810858
This is good fetish

>> No.16810907

>All these willing fags who think they'll be husbando'd by hellhounds and the like
>Not realizing that they prefer the people that resist them
How delusional.

>> No.16810909

>>16810898
Who do you think you are? some mastermind that rapes the femdommy monsters?

>> No.16810913

>>16810872
I love it! You can bet your ass I'd do something like this with my cute Schedule dog in a younger body.

>> No.16810914

>>16810872
Sounds absolutely based anon. I could see my daughteru really enjoying something like this, but she would definitely have me wear a leash too. She's just not good with directions or coaching people at all, she'd have to lead me around. My waifu might be able to do without the leash though.

>> No.16810915

>>16810903
what is a bad fetish

>> No.16810917

>>16810731
I'm now imaging a couple lolis trying to seduce Anon while doing one of those trench-coat totem-poles.

>> No.16810918

>>16810660
>But really whatever and however she orders me to fuck her.
I prefer to order the lolinubis to be fucked instead.

>>16810767
A man isn't a man if he doesn't make love to a loli anubis like a dog.

>> No.16810919

>>16810893
>Dragon Zombie
>Raised by red Onis

My liver is not ready

>> No.16810920

>>16810907
Let us live our escapism fantasy without having to worry about standards.

I know it's canon, but having a mindset like that is what keeps me going and having hope.

>> No.16810922

>>16810893
>Satyros that loves booze and spearfishing
This is either going to be the best or worst date ever.

>> No.16810927

>>16810907
should I throw a rock at them or something?

>> No.16810928

>>16810915
Scat?

>> No.16810931

>>16810918
Sure anon that's fine. I'm not a fan of it but it's ok to want that.

>> No.16810932

>>16810893
A blind date with the Demon army raised by rules of the site. Interesting.

>> No.16810935

>>16810909
Damn right.
I'll rape a hellhound, then run when she tries to do her "not satistfied" bullshit. driving her mad with the urge to track me down and get her fill.
but I will have a ultimate escape plan that will see me in another country before you can say "thats not how it works!"
In that way, I have won!

>> No.16810937

>>16810909
I want to beg an Ushi for sex

>> No.16810949

So if there are all these Ran-fags in this thread, does that mean their subconscious desires would drive any Youko or Inari-kitsune they married to be more like Ran?
We're going to get an entire village of clones.

>> No.16810950

>>16810872
You guys are degenerates.

>>16810894
>but mistakes are bound to happen
Welp, anon I think you might be done. Hear me out, I wouldn't be the one giving your little dog ideas, but surely she wouldn't put a mummy curse on you using her tongue as she kisses you, making it so that everytime you lick her paws you feel an extreme amount of pleasure and cum. You'd have to finish the job you were doing but now you are feeling a crazy amount of pleasure and if you manage to finish cleaning her like that she'll forgive you, if not you are going to be tied on bed and things might happen.
All of that while she is teasing you.

>> No.16810952

>>16810848
God this is so fucking good
This is why I don't like messing with headcanon and stuff, haters be damned, KC's setting is so perfect

>> No.16810955

>16808853
No (you)s for you.

>> No.16810957

>>16810848
Much obliged.

>> No.16810959

>>16810935
I want to bind a hellhound's hands and legs in chains, rape her slowly with lots of kissing, cum inside then pretend to fall asleep just out of her reach.

What breaks first, the chains or her will.

>> No.16810960

>>16810917
>"Hey Nii-sa- I mean, mister. I heard you like big girls, huh?"

>> No.16810961

>>16810848
KC sure understands his own setting quite well.

>> No.16810965

>>16810960
Of coursh

>> No.16810967

>>16810959
>Hellhound
>breaking her will

>> No.16810968

>>16810952
>>16810961
I absolutely love it and reading it reminds me how great Cheshires are as as KC intended and not some meme spewing idiots.

Wonderland seems quite nice too, nowhere near as bad as made out to be as long as you make it clear to your wife that dog potions are off the table.

>> No.16810974

>>16810959
The chains break you moron.

>> No.16810977

>>16810950
It's a challenge, a very hard challenge. No doubt many orgasm will be had while she sits there with a smug expression. Seeing my dick go crazy under my pants while I'm licking her pads clean.

But I'd hold out as long as I possibly can for her. Pushing through it for her, it's her command and order so I must follow it to the dot.

But maybe not knowing my punishment would help since if I knew getting tied to a bed and dommed by my waifu was the punishment, my slutty mind wouldn't be able to handle it and would force me to screw up! But anyway, anything for my waifu's forgiveness.

>> No.16810979

>>16810967
Just her will to fight against the bindings for that night, she can always sleep and try to catch me off guard when I get close to her the next day. Really though I want her to break the chains when I sleep, raping and getting raped is the best cycle with aggressive girls.

>> No.16810982

>>16810979
Do you really want to end mindbroken that much

>> No.16810985

>>16810968
I thought it nice he stuffed in so many small details like loli potion, doppelgänger potion, the men at the bar/inn with a 'job' sheet showing how even though they were frequently fucking and presumably Wonderland residents they still had jobs or other interests. Lot packed in to a 22 page doujin.

>> No.16810994

>>16810985
Blows out the 'Monstergirls don't really want to have sex in public' argument too. At least for Wonderland residents.
Would move to Wonderland and marry a dashing Hatter.

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>>16810949
There'd be at least one like this hiding among all those fluffy chubbies.

>> No.16811004

>>16810985
This my man.

More doujins should be made!

>> No.16811015

>>16810977
Nope, if she noticed you were close to succeeding she would mention the punishment and give your cheeks a few taps before telling you to continue. Her tail would be moving from side to side excitedly as she watches you fail, resting her pads in your face and giving it a push that would make you fall and cream.
After that she would mount your chest and pull your leash until you're facing her, the order this time would be to go to the bedroom and lay down on the bed, no need to worry about the schedule either because she already knew you would fail.

Are you sure you want this, anon? Sounds kinda bad.

>> No.16811029

>>16810985
I'll be one of the only ones to say I found the lewd bits annoying, I just ignored them best I could. The world-building parts were great. Looks like a really fascinating place to explore or get lost in.

>> No.16811040
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16811040

>>16810824
MiKandi Japan? Never heard of them
New localization company willing to translate lolige? Picked the fuck up

>> No.16811043

>>16811029
According to that Wock doujin, there are mainly 3 ways to accidentally wander into Wonderland.

>Lost in forest
>Through old mirrors in attics/basements
>Literally dreaming your way in

>> No.16811047

>>16811029
Monster girls would hate people like you.

>"Hey there, want some fuck?"
>No way fag, I'm just exploring
I would do the same though, maybe fuck later.

>> No.16811054

>>16810893
>Alp raised by Francisca (Roper)

First time I've ever 'nope'd over a roulette draw.

>> No.16811056

>>16808853
I like it. I would have responded earlier but you asked this at 3 in the morning like some kind of foreigner.

>> No.16811066

>>16811054
ONAHOLEPUSSY

>> No.16811070

>>16810985
My only gripe is that he forgot the wock mouths and made her look less wock-like but he remembered them in her bonus art and made them the main focus so all is forgiven.

Lots of nice world building and also gave a great look at how Cheshires act.
>>16811040
It's not really a lolige, it's just that some of the girls happen to be lolis but they said they're not cutting any scenes.

>> No.16811087

>>16811029
To each their own I guess but I fully embrace the lewd-life myself.

>> No.16811093

>>16810907
Resisting fate and the odds is good enough. Just be Guts, except instead of killing, you struggle throughout life with the goal of bedding a hellhound.

>> No.16811094

>>16811015
I can really see my waifu being this teasing. Damn she knows which buttons of mine to push!

There's something about having my loli waifu mount by chest and yank on my leash that sounds so perfect. Really shows me who's boss and I love that. This is the kind of femdom I enjoy and it's cute knowing she knew I'd fail so she even made room for it in the schedule, such a clever girl.

I wonder if she'd ride me, tease my body with the mummy curse. I'm not really sure what a female dom would do in that kind of position/situation. But that's the best part, not knowing what comes next. Just like with not knowing the punishment.

>> No.16811097

>>16811070
The Cheshire, Hare and Hatter were spot on. Would be a nonchalant 'milk' dispenser for a Hatter's tea.
Also CANON DICKTHRONE.

>> No.16811099

>>16811093
I don't wanna bed a Hellhound at all. I wanna bed a better monstergirl.

>> No.16811101

>>16810907
I want to be a rapey girl's creepy stalker who she hates but who follows her everywhere trying to waifu her!

>> No.16811113
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>tfw she caught you reading her secret diary

>> No.16811114

>>16811097
What personality would one call a girl like a Mad Hatter? The nonchalant, calm, casually holds a conversation while she jerks you off all over her?

>> No.16811115

>>16810907
What's this idea based on? As far as I can see from the profiles hellhounds are generally into most any kind of man, its just that if they encounter one they can't overpower they will try other methods until they can. Its not that they seek out such resistant men beforehand.

>> No.16811116

>>16806146
When a purple snake says she "wants all the babies" how many is that?

>> No.16811119

>>16810038
Reminds me of the time I rolled twins.
And then rolled twins on both of them.
And then rolled twins on the the four of them.
IT JUST KEPT GOING.

I eventually had to manually choose quirks, lest I risk doubling yet again. Seriously, I don't know what was up with either dice site that day, they both wanted hypothetical me to have a hypothetical game harem or something.

>> No.16811120

>>16811116
Until you exhaust her body of egg cells.

>> No.16811121

>>16811116
I've got good news and bad news, anon...

>> No.16811122

>>16811043
Wock doujin isn't canon. The Cheshire doujin is the only one.
Although I wouldn't be surprised if you could follow Wererabbits or fall into old mirrors to get in.

>> No.16811129

>>16811120
uh....is that possible?
>>16811121
elaborate

>> No.16811130

>>16811116
400 BABIES!

>> No.16811133

>>16811047
Sex would be the last thing on my mind if I suddenly got lost in a strange new world. Even so, I'd like to at least get to know the girl first. Introductions, she can show me around, we chat for a bit, then let things progress.

>> No.16811135

>>16811114
My perfect wife is what you'd call it. I fucking love nonchalant sex.
How do I attract a Hatter anons?

>> No.16811138

>>16811097
>hatter being sane yet crazy
>under the table blowjob
>"they don't use their monster parts during sex" BTFO again with a paw job
>those cheshire faces
>all those happy girls with their husbands
I'm glad he wants to do more doujins, undead kingdoms and desert kingdom when?

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>>16811113
>356x599
Explain yourself.

>> No.16811141

>>16811113
What did it say?

>> No.16811142

>>16811113
Oh no! Not the spooky ghost claws!

>> No.16811144

>>16811122
Dreaming (or at least sleeping) is indicated to be one method of entering in the canon info though. KC released it alongside the cheshire profile. The relevant part is as follows:

>Since it exists in another dimension, one can't enter without the assistance of the queen or one of the monster residents. Some people carelessly fall asleep, and wind up there before they realize it. Some people get lost on the road, and arrive there after wandering aimlessly. Some people chase after “wererabbits” that head off somewhere as if suddenly lured by something. Due to the queen's prejudice, whim, and arbitrary decisions, many human men and women, monsters, and couples are invited to the kingdom a bit coercively.

>> No.16811147

>>16811139
>mfw I saved the resized one

I deserve to be slapped by her

>> No.16811149

>>16811094
Well, I'm not sure if I know your waifu that well, but perhaps it would go like this:

You lay down on the bed with a blindfold on and the curse is removed for now. The little girl ties your legs and arms and the only thing you can hear is her naughty laugh. Soon you be spread across the bed with her to do anything she please with your vulnerable body.
First she starts by mounting your chest once again, this time leaning in and whispering to your ear that you are her slave, but failed your duties so now it's time to work. Certainly you would feelher plump booty on your cock and as soon as you got hard she would tease you even more because you are a naughty boy from getting hard dring punishment. Her tail slowly carressing the tip and her stopping everytime you were near cumming.

Maybe she would pinch you nipples and rub your abs a bit to watch you squirm, but that would only make her wetter and wetter, until you feel her stading up and the bed and walking towards your face. Moments later you would feel her musk right above you and a certain wetness with the swooch of her tail around the room.
And soon she would be sitting on your face, forcing her musk right into your nose and forcing you to lick her up. That's your punishment after all.

Though I think it would be more fun if she recasted the curse on your dick and slowly drifted her feet from your neck to your base, giving the top of your dick a flick with her lewd paws as you start licking her up faster and faster.

>> No.16811153

>>16811139
from the thumnail it looks like she has some really rowdy armpit hair

>> No.16811155

>>16811087
Yeah. I'm just very traditionalist when it comes to love. It's the way I was raised and the way my brain is wired. I need some kind of meaningful connection otherwise I can't really get in the mood.

>> No.16811156

>>16811133
The outside world I would surely do that, but getting in and out of the wonderland without having a girl attached to your dick would be hard.

>> No.16811157

>>16810918
>A man isn't a man if he doesn't make love to a loli anubis like a dog
I'll confess that this is my fetish as well. Either domming, subbing, or anywhere inbetween. I want petplay sex with an anubis where I can be her dog. I could bite lightly at her throat until she submits, cover her in kisses while going at her doggystyle, or she could collar me, order me around, ride me everywhere, and just generally treat me like her pet.

I want to be an anubis' dog.

>> No.16811163

>>16811116
You're gonna end dry.

Lamia mate all night, as that short comic from crab showed

>> No.16811167

>>16811157
You bunch of anubisfags are way too lewd for me.

>> No.16811170

>>16811114
I think the gist of Hatter is max charisma max wisdom but zero intelligence

>> No.16811171

>>16811163
He's probably an incubus already. Apophis venom is one of those things that corrupts you instantly.

>> No.16811173

>>16811144
>Some people carelessly fall asleep, and wind up there before they realize it.
How does one "carelessly fall asleep"? Does he mean like, passing out at a desk while working or something? Because if that's the case I'd probably get real sick and tired of waking up in Wonderland every other day.

>> No.16811183

>>16811173
>Carelessly fall asleep on the bus
>Even with my eyes still closed, I recognize this booty

>> No.16811186

>>16806787
KC sure is taking his sweet-ass time to update the werewolf's profile art.

>> No.16811187

>>16811163
i wouldnt mind being the oasis of her desert

>> No.16811188

>>16811156
Heh, yeah I don't think my views on romance would be compatible there. I still want to visit though. I love surrealism.

>> No.16811191

>>16811183
Did that Wight ojou-sama got a good end?

>> No.16811196

>>16811188
Maybe I would explore the overworld and see if I can strike a deal with a monster girl that I like such as my waifu. and we could venture in such places together. If the wandering scholar did it then might as well, right?

>>16811191
Don't ask me, I just wanted highschool cheshire booty.

>> No.16811198

>>16811149
Oh you know Nanu? That warms my heart anon.

Fuck anon that second and third paragraph was lewd. Face sitting and denial as my punishment? It sounds too good to be true. And scent marking? Muh fucking fetish.

I just wouldn't be able to handle the punishment without feeling bliss beyond what my mind is capable of.

Thanks anon, I have a hard time imagining fantasies of my waifu, not the most creative person. Is it ok if I save these?

>>16811157
That just sounds perfect my man. Although I'd prefer being her pet, there's something about having her be my pet at that time of the month where she's in heat and she wants it. You have patrician taste.

>>16811167
I take that as a compliment, thank you.

>> No.16811207

>>16811196
It may annoy some of the rowdier residents but I don't see why not.

>> No.16811208

>>16810443
Depends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_JFIS0ga5o

>> No.16811211

>>16811141
>Dear Diary, a few days ago Mother hired a man called Anon to help with work around the house. I find him very attractive and pleasant. God, I want to fuck him so bad. I want to wreck him, I want to destroy him. I want to turn him into a fucktoy and chain him to me with pleasure. So it's a good thing he's unaware of what I have planned.

>> No.16811215

>>16811186
>KC
so whats new with that guy?

>> No.16811216

>>16811211
This is fine.

>> No.16811225

>>16811198
Go on, I just just typing away. Nanu sounds like a bro though and it's nice that I got it right, gotta know the waifus from around here.
And hey, after you went to sleep because of so much teasing and cumming she would cuddle you with the happiest smile on her face. She'd enjoy it as much as you.

See ya.

>> No.16811226

>>16810893
>Books
>Raised by Raging Mushrooms

Well, I guess they're pornography now.

But in seriousness, what I did not expect was an
>Ushi-Oni
>Raised by The Order

THE CRUSADE TRAIN HAS NO BRAAAAAAAAAAKES

>> No.16811228
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>>16811114
Gentlesluts? Who knows
I love madhatters, they are the classiest MGE grilss

>> No.16811230

>>16811211
And I want Wightloli to plant her colossal ass on my face.

>> No.16811234

>>16811211
>loli
>colossal ass

Choose one, and only one.

>> No.16811240

>>16811211
A wight would most likely want it the other way around.

>> No.16811241

>>16811225
Thanks anon. I'd love the loving after cuddles with her and I'd sure feel warm seeing her happy smile knowing she enjoys it.

Bye anon.

>> No.16811248

>>16811167
There is nothing more pure than the love of an anubisfag towards anubi. It transcends fetishes, dominance or submission, and even common sense itself.
That, and we basically all enable each others' degeneracy.

>>16811198
See, that's the thing. Even in a position of dominance I'd still want to play the role of dog/pet. It'd just be some scenario where I "overpower" her and start going at her like an animal in heat while she "resists".
But I do like that idea when she's in heat. I don't think it'd be straight-up petplay where I treat her like a dog, but I'd restrain her, rub the lower part of her belly, edge her to the brink of ferality, and so on.

>> No.16811249

>>16811234
Is a big rump still fine? Maybe collosal rear is a bit much. But who doesn't like a butt that's nice and kinda big with a giggle.

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>>16811234
Of course.

>> No.16811254

>>16811228
I like that and agreed.

>> No.16811255

>>16811248
Exactly! I dislike dominating my waifu so when I say "treat her like my pet" I basically mean what you're saying.

It's nice seeing someone with a similar attitude and thanks for explaining it better than I did.

>> No.16811258

>>16811249
It's jiggle not giggle
This is not the first time you or someone else on this thread has made that mistake

>> No.16811260

>>16811234
This is an elaborate ploy to get Anons to post pictures of lolis with enourmous asses.

>> No.16811263

>>16811258
Oh shit yeah. Damn I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking when I typed that.

I wasn't thinking.

>> No.16811264

>>16809973
>pear shaped love freak shota-loving paizuri Otohime
Okay I guess. What's an Otohime?

>> No.16811265

>>16811234
>He hasn't heard of Elins
Oh you poor deprived soul.

>> No.16811268

>>16811264
Sea princess mermaid thing.

>> No.16811270

>>16811240
You can blame the dirty novels she reads about common men being seduced and ravished by nobility. You know, Trouser-Rippers

>>16811230
Even if she acts all high ad mighty about it?

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>>16811264
You're gonna get taken undersea.

>> No.16811280

>>16811274
I want her as my sugar mommy.

>> No.16811293

>>16811264
>What's an Otohime?
Best girl

More seriously >>16811274
Some people love her, other dislike her for the looks of her monstrous half
She also gets falsly accused of being a drug dealer

Her profile is pretty great and it was also the next to last one in MGE2 pointing out how important she is
Her Ryugujo got material too, she is basically a great girl who isn't receiving nearly enough love

>>16811280
Oh man, I remember all the sugar mommy talk we had
Such comfy times

>> No.16811305

>>16809973
>cheshire cat
YES!
>9
Alright
>5
Sweet
>2
Lapcat confirmed
>2
Meh
Lapcat is mine bitches. Eat shit.

>> No.16811314

>>16811305
>Implying Lapcat's quirk isn't bottom-heavy

>> No.16811317

>>16811196
Good point. Though a lot of my favorite species are the naturally super-agressive/lusty types. This may require some careful planning and strength training on my part...

>> No.16811334

>>16809973
>Cursed Sword
>Hourglass-shaped
>Bakunyuu
>Shotacon
>Ten years older

So a lonely CC Cursed Sword wants a little kid to play with...dear god it's hitting so many fetishes at once

They're gonna hire me. They're gonna pay me. And then I'm gonna propose. Because FUCK YES this is one of the best possible futures.

>> No.16811336

>>16811293
>Oh man, I remember all the sugar mommy talk we had
There's so many races I want to be my sugar mommy, most of them aren't even the usual ones.

>> No.16811338

>>16811334
forgot to mention I'd use the money to buy a ring for said proposal

>> No.16811344

>>16811334
>Hourglass Bakunyuu Shotacon Cursed Sword
I'm writing it all out and realizing that all of it is amazing. Holy fuck you lucky shit.

>> No.16811350

>Salamander chef
>Uses her tail to light the gas fire
>famous in the city for her various super spice dishes.
>Is constantly cooking something in a frying pan balancing on her tail.
>Dreams of making the ultimate spice

>> No.16811354

>>16811334
>Shotafied Anon gets lost in Cursed Sword's bakunyuu cleavage for hours at a time
Would she let you swing the actual sword around? She'd still have her CS tendencies and want you to be at least somewhat proficient in it probably. I can see that going some twisted directions that are all very hot and sadistically lewd.

>> No.16811355

>>16811314
But how bottom heavy is she?

>> No.16811360

So what happens when it comes time to do the deed and the guy can't get in the mood, whether it's first time anxiety or fight-or-flight survival instincts? Do MGs have natural aphrodisiac abilities to ease his mind and his blood flow?

>> No.16811363

>>16811344
Don't forget the Christmas Cake aspect. Lady's ten years my senior, and the only way you'd know is the knowing grin and Ara Ara~

>>16811354
Oh, there'd be sword swinging. On both our parts. If you know what I mean.

>> No.16811364

>>16811360
Mamonomana turns it into a fear boner

>> No.16811371

>>16811350
What happens when anon can stomache her super spice?

>> No.16811378

>>16811336
I mean it's hard to mess up sugar mommies
Even lolis and simple minded species would work

>> No.16811387

>>16811363
>"Ara, such a cute little boy anon is, so adorable... so wonderful... does Anon want to hold my sword?"
>"Isn't it pretty? Ah, no, young boys like you prefer to say things are 'cool', don't you... fufu, well I'll make a deal with you, my handsome little man..."
>"I'll let you play with my cool sword if you let me play with yours~ See how I'm holding my chest? I know you're always looking at them, don't be shy, even if you're so cute I could eat you up when you're shy... I'm going to put your sword in my big chest while you play with my sword. Does that sound like fun, anon? Having a 'swordfight' with a silly old woman like me?"
Sweatingman.jpg

>> No.16811392

>>16811371
She'd marry him on the spot.

Also, milk and yogurt is key when eating super spicy foods.

>> No.16811400

>>16809973
>Giant Ant
>Busty
>Semen Demon
>Tantric Sex
I guess she wants to become a genuine Queen Ant. Shame she's so boring compared to the thicc /ss/ CCs that other anons got.

>> No.16811401

>>16811360
Many do have various spells, pheromones, venoms, etc. that can act as aphrodisiacs, but even for those that don't, the following facts from the setting apply:

>And it's not just the sight of them. If a man touches the faintly flushed soft skin that they show off even once, he'll be enthralled, and it'll make him want to hold them tight and keep touching that skin forever. The inhuman blue, green, etc. skins of some races are also alluringly beautiful, and they'll draw a man's eyes and imprison him with their devilish charm. Furthermore, even their body odor sweetly and pleasantly tickles a man's nostrils. A monster's female scent is peculiar and good, awakening the male instinct inside of men. It makes a man want to be engulfed in the smell forever.

And also:

>A monster's body isn't just to draw looks from men, it's specialized for pleasuring men. From birth their instinct endows them with the knowledge of how to please a man, and they have techniques for giving men pleasure. If a man ever has sex with one of them even once, he'll become a prisoner of the exquisite pleasure that a monster's body gives him, and he won't ever be able to forget having sex with that monster until his last breath.

>> No.16811402

>>16811350
>ultimate spice
So, szechuan?

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could you survive the inner thighs of an ara ara~ fox?

>> No.16811407

>>16811378
The main one I had in mind was an ara ara manticore who only used her tail for months/years of being a sugar mommy and finally uses her real pussy on the night she declares that she wants to be something more.
>simple minded species
>wurm sugar mommy
>doesn't quite get the whole concept but knows that when she gives you things she's allowed to play with you

>> No.16811414

>>16811364
Ah, thought so. Now if there was something that powerful like that in real life it would solve a lot of problems...

>> No.16811416

>>16811371
>Anon ate the super spicy food didn't need the bathroom.
>Salamander stares at the empty plate in shock before she grins like a mad woman and her tail flam ignites to full blast
>"I'll make a spice that will put you down for a week! just you wait!"
the next day she looks like she's having a one woman war with food, lathing manically like the spice she's making is a mad scientist's potion.
>hoping to perfect it before anon comes back.

>> No.16811418

>>16811255
Yeah, less dominating, more teasing. Or, if it is dominating, it's domination without demeaning.
Even if she's tied down and can't move, you make sure the ropes and straps are as comfortable as can be.
If she's wearing a blindfold, it's so she can focus on the tactile sensations as you rub and stroke her all over.
If you're denying her orgasm, it's with the intent of making it so, when she finally does pass over the edge, it's as fulfilling and pleasurable as you can possibly make it.
If she's your pet, it's so that you can stroke her, compliment her, and generally treat her to a "dog's life" in the current sense of the saying.

It's hard to really pin down, and might even be more of a mindset thing than anything else. But that's kind of my feeling when it comes to BD play with an anubis.

>>16811402
97 more years, Anon.

>> No.16811422

>>16811157
I was referring more to the position.
I want to put the collar on the lolinubis and sit her on my lap to tease her about things that will happen next. She'd get flustered and protest about things like it being lewd and not being confident she'll perform adequately, but she couldn't stop getting visibly aroused and her tail from wagging.

>> No.16811424

>>16811416
I'm guessing her spice can no longer be called a hot sauce. It's well in pepper extract territory.

(It's those superhot serums where a drop would spice up an entire bowl of food)

>> No.16811426

>>16811405
Are you implying I can be killed by mere thighs, commoner?

>> No.16811430

>>16811336
>most of them aren't even the usual ones
Such as

>> No.16811432

>>16811387
Nice.

Now, how I see things lead up to it is something like this:

>Be Cursed Sword
>Everyone's afraid of you, for good reason - you're a damn good fighter
>Over the years, build up a fortune from adventuring, a side effect of trying to find that 'certain someone'
>Eventually end up rich, with plenty of servants and a huge mansion...yet still very alone
>Still have need for husband, age and hormones bringing need for children
>Over time, needs somewhat jumble together into wanting a husband like a child
>Getting on in years, feeling desperate, decide if you can't find that one for you, you'll make one - alchemy is an amazing thing
>Send your servants out in the limo to find someone whose personality, at least fits your liking
>Be anon
>You've just been pulled into a limo by some of the toughest-looking Red Slimes you've ever seen
>All you know is you've been scouted for a very important job

>> No.16811436

>>16811418
>97 more years, Anon.
What did he mean by this?

>> No.16811437

>>16811418
>Or, if it is dominating, it's domination without demeaning.

Exactly anon! But like you said it's hard to pin down and I find it quite hard to explain or even imagine in my head what it's like.

I need to actually do it with my waifu to get a feel. I don't want to degrade or demean her, I want to follow her every order and if she ordered me tie her up (gently not too hard and as comfortable as possible) and make love to her or "treat her as my pet" then I'd do it. Not in a bad degrading way. But in a loving "this is what she wants" way.

I'd do what she ordered me to do For Her Pleasure so making sure she's comfortable, happy, pleasured and feels safe is my priority. But yeah exactly like how you explained it.

I like you anon, you're good in my book.

>> No.16811444

>>16811432
Sounds ideal as a backstory.
Imagine the look on her face and her reaction the very first time she sees you. I'm thinking instant heart pupil, nosebleed dripping onto her gigantic breasts, hands up in the yandere trance pose on her face.
Fuck, I wouldn't last a day before giving in and taking whatever potions she'd make me take to make me her ideal little husband.

>> No.16811445

>>16811436
9 more seasons.

>> No.16811452

>>16809973
>Mummy
>Busty
>Himedere
>Paizuri
>10 Years Older
So do nobles turn into mummies no matter how high their nobility was?

>> No.16811455

>>16811444
Like I said in my roll post, I'd do the job, then come back for a more...permanent...position.

Also, checked and witnessed.

>> No.16811456

>>16811405
I'd that one in a heartbeat.

That body, that voice...

>> No.16811461

>>16811456
What voice? It's a fucking picture.

>> No.16811466

>>16811430
Well the usual suspects for sugar mommies are Otohimes and Wights but any girl with money can be nice as mentioned >>16811407
There's also a few others I really like the thought of.
>hobgoblin for a shortstack who slaps you around with stacks of notes and buries your head in her huge tits while grinning
>phantom sugar mommy that pays you to go along with her chuuni shit and sees the sex as a small bonus
>yeti sugar mommy who just wants hugs and occasionally gives you a pawjob if her breasts pushing against your back makes you hard, she wants to go further but only if you bring it up

>> No.16811469

>>16811461
It's a pic of a character from that defunct MonMusu online game.

She had Yuu Asakawa as her VA. Quite a bonerific voice to these ears of mine.

>> No.16811470

>>16811461
She was from the EMG browser game, she was voiced there.

>> No.16811472

>>16811461
You poor soul. You don't even know what you missed out on.

>> No.16811473

>>16811461
>He doesn't hear the voices

>> No.16811485

>>16811473
>Hearing voices
>Not the sounds of echoes and of something moving all around you
Novice-tier insanity I see.

>> No.16811486

>>16811422
Oh, right. Well, I'd do a lolinubis in any position too.
Goddamn though, they are made for lapsitting. There's something about it which combines that protective feeling of surrounding them with your own body, the fact that she's got her ass sat squarely on your crotch, and her head immediately below your own.

>>16811437
Well that just sums it up right there, I think. "For her pleasure."
With that in mind, you can dominate her and treat her like a dog, whatever, but if you're doing all that for her own sake, it's different from doing it just because you have that general domination kink. It's most likely going to affect exactly how you do that stuff to her, too.

>> No.16811492
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>>16811485
We're all mad here.

>> No.16811493

>>16811455
Would that be before or after she experiments her potions on you?
Would you let her keep you like that all the time?

>> No.16811496

>>16811486
>it's different from doing it just because you have that general domination kink. It's most likely going to affect exactly how you do that stuff to her, too.

For good or for bad? Because I just want to please her, I don't have a male domination fetish or anything.

>> No.16811499

>>16811493
After. I imagine I'd be nervous before - strange potion, what does it do? - but after feeling the effects, and the way she reacted to it? A little bit closer to heaven.

All the time? Maybe, maybe not. Might be sometimes I'd want to be normal instead of funsize, and sometimes a bit of roleplay of the mighty Cursed Sword overcoming the heroic, yet ultimately defeated paladin, or something like that. Or the other way around, the hero slaying the monster, then 'slaying' the monster.

>> No.16811500

>>16811485
>Mad Hatter will never cosplay as Carl Sagan to explain the fourth dimension
>Where the voices are merely a fourth-dimensional crazy cat lady yelling at us pissed off at how her telenovela is as stale as it ever was in its [insert number of years since current DL]th episode of the reboot

>> No.16811501

>>16811492
I'd love to get bitten by a Vampire with her handsome look.

>> No.16811505
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16811505

>>16811501
Vampires wish they were as fashionable and classy as the patron saints of slightly off insanity

>> No.16811513
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16811513

>>16811501
So a reverse trap vampire

>> No.16811518

>>16811501
what happens to a vampire tat drinks blood from a mermaid?

>> No.16811520

>>16811518
They become a final boss.

>> No.16811523

>>16811499
Not to mention the sword in the stone roleplay sex where she gives you a from the top paizuri.

>> No.16811528

>>16811486
>and her head immediately below your own
And those upright ears that will twitch slightly when you're touching her body, telling her how you're going to do it in missionary first to see the stomach bulge and the cute faces she'll make, and listing all the positions you're going to buttfuck her in.

>> No.16811530

>>16811492
Damn, I think I'm falling for the Mad Hatter meme now too. I'd never read the KC doujin before today, it made her look really hot.

>> No.16811531

>>16811520
Similar to Draculina?

Someone get her daughter. It's something only she can handle.

>> No.16811535

>>16811528
Don't forget gently blowing hot air over those tall ears, giving them intermittent kisses and light nibbles!

>> No.16811541

>>16811535
Sitting a lolinubis down in my lap must feel really nice and warm. I'd sit my lolinubis on my lap and kiss those ears while telling her how much she means to me.

>> No.16811545

>>16811496
Eh, it's just different strokes for different folks.
Some people want to indulge in maledom with a girl who'll enjoy it. Some might want to indulge in maledom specifically because the girl wants it.

Like I said with the mindset thing, depending on your feelings towards certain fetishes, you're going to do things a little differently in the bedroom. And the intention behind those fetishes you have, similarly, will alter how you fulfill them and carry them out.

For example, say you're doing petplay with your waifu or whatever, and she's playing the role of the pet. Because your singular goal is to please her, you might do less lead-play, and more stuff involving belly rubs or something.

>> No.16811555

>>16811541
then two oni guards take you away in cuffs while bad boys plays in the backround

>> No.16811565

>>16811555
Why would I get arrested? Did I do something bad? Man I always had a fear of prison.

>>16811545
I mean, you make a good fair point. But this is just coming off as a bad thing for me.

But at the end of the day I've gotta do what she says even if it's something I'm not a fan of.

>> No.16811571

>>16811531
>Draculina's Daughter

...Gloria Holden?

>> No.16811588

>>16811541
Hell, I actually think a regular Anubis would be even better for sitting in your lap. Her large rump pushing against your crotch as she leans back into your chest, resting your chin on her shoulder and showering her jawline and neck with kisses, and then wrapping your arms over top of her own, holding onto her paws from above and lacing your fingers through hers would be great. The fact that a big, tall Anubis would want to be held like that would be incredibly cute! I bet you'd even feel her tail whipping back and forth beneath her as she tried to contain her contentment.

>> No.16811594

>>16811588
It is infact too cute for this anon. It would be fantastic to sniff her and gently kiss her neck while I embrace her on my lap. She's a big tall girl but it's all worth it for having that anubutt on my crotch and my hands on the back of her paws while I give her "I love you so much and I wouldn't trade you for the world" kind of whispering. Then I'd just go on listing all the things I love about her.

>> No.16811595

>>16811528
>>16811535
>>16811541
Fucking yes. Sitting one in your lap, those ears are in the perfect place to be kissed and whispered/breathed into. You could go all binaural with it, too. Seamlessly switching from ear to ear as you tell her about how you're going to hold her tight, fill her until she overflows, and drown her in love. Just so you can feel her shiver in your arms and press up into you, sandwiching her tail between her back and your abdomen.

Lapsitting your lolinubis once every night should be a mandatory event. There's so much you can do from that position, wherever it's lewd, loving, sweet and innocent, or any combination of those things.

>> No.16811602

>>16811595
I have no objection to that suggestion.

>> No.16811606
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16811606

I want to impregnate every fox, especially the smug ones.

>> No.16811611

>>16811606
for what purpose?

>> No.16811618

>>16811469
>MonMusu online game.
really?

>> No.16811621

>>16811472
what did miss out on?

>> No.16811623

>>16811618
It was one of them thar gatcha games.

>> No.16811626

can vampires be sugar mommies too?

>> No.16811627

>>16811623
eww never mind then

>> No.16811628

>>16811594
And then, as you whisper all of your love to her, you would slowly begin to move your hands, one up and one down, slipping beneath her clothes and ignoring her quiet protests as you start to work on her, warming her up for the long night ahead of you both. She would squirm slightly in your lap, grinding her plump ass into you as her breath starts to get even more ragged from your loving touch. She might even beg for you to slowly take her in that position then and there, begging for that rock solid cock she can feel stirring from beneath to claim her, and fill her with your love.

>> No.16811629

>>16811621
Sexy goats and rare Miias.

>> No.16811635

>>16811611
Because I am a massive fox-mofu slut.

>> No.16811639
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16811639

>>16811588
>>16811594
>>16811628
Oh no, new fantasies are being created and internalised as I read these posts.

>> No.16811641

>>16811628
You're getting beyond lewd now anon. But I like that. Sounds really hot and romantic.

I'd do whatever she wanted me to do, and from the signals she'd be giving off that's probably what she'd want.

>> No.16811650

>>16811606
But anon, that's exactly what they want.

>> No.16811651

>>16811639
I've gained quite a few fantasies today aswell. It's a good thing aswell since I've been having trouble imagining more fantasies.

>> No.16811654

>>16811650
That's what I'm counting on.

>> No.16811655
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16811655

I hate cats. They do nothing but being lazy, demanding food and headpats the whole day.

>> No.16811656

>>16811650
not the ones I met

>> No.16811661

>>16811186
It'll probably be quite some time before it ever does get an update. It wasn't given an update in the English release of MGE1, and KC seems more concerned with releasing the last few profiles from MGE2, the already updated profiles from MGE1, and the occasional new profiles. If I had to put a guess on it, we probably won't get updated arts for some of the older girls until next year at the earliest.

>> No.16811662

>>16811654
Damn that's clever.

>>16811656
I don't believe you.

>> No.16811664

>>16811662
My only concern is that it's going to turn into an infinite positive feedback loop. I fuck foxes because they are smug, which makes them even more smug, so I fuck them even harder, and so on.

>> No.16811665

>>16811662
then what do you believe?

>> No.16811669
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16811669

>>16811639
>>16811641
Long after you've spent yourself inside of her and brought her to the heights of pleasure, you'd find yourself in the same exact position, but with her facing you this time as she sleepily rests on your chest. Her tail would rhythmically be thumping on the bed behind her as you ran your fingers through her long, black hair, her breathing deepening as she slowly succumbed to the fatigue of the long night. Then, through half-lidded eyes, her claws dancing across your skin, she would say "I love you, Anon. I cannot imagine a life without you, and I'm glad I have you by my side."

>> No.16811675

>>16811669
The kind of sex I'd want with her every night, no doubt.

>spoiler

It's too much. My heart can't take it anymore.

>> No.16811677

>>16811655
I want to as well, but at the same time...

>always there to greet you when you come home
>genuinely happy to be by your side
>loves nuzzles and cuddles
>insists on sleeping with you every night
>cries for you when you go away
>always by your side when you're sad or lonely

>> No.16811680

>>16811677
that's a dog.

>> No.16811682

>>16811655
They shed a lot as well.

>> No.16811686

>>16811628
Good post. And it could apply to a loli anubis too.

You could also turn her around and shove your tongue in her mouth while groping her rear with both hands.

>> No.16811687

>>16811665
That monster girls use a wide variety of different techniques to get pregnant.

>> No.16811693

You Anubisfags are all pretty neat.

I hope you all get your perfect waifus when the portals come.

>> No.16811694

>>16810858
Snugging without consent?

>> No.16811697

>>16811680
I must have some weird fucking cats then. I've had two just like that, and another two who love playing fetch.

>> No.16811698

>>16811677
You're definitely describing an animal the complete opposite of a cat.

>> No.16811699
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16811699

>>16811677
>>16811682
Seriously, look at them. They're good for nothing!

>> No.16811700

>>16811675
Same here, anon. That's essentially one of the things I fantasize about a lot of the time, and it's very fun to do! Just slow, tender sex as we explore one another's bodies, then the fuzzy afterglow where we lay and stare into each others eyes, talking about how much we love each other or the schedule for the next day.

>> No.16811702

>>16811699
But they're so cute.

>> No.16811706

>>16811699
that ass is concave

>> No.16811715

>>16811693
That makes me really happy to hear anon. I really can't wait to see her in October, I'm going to give her the biggest hug and I'll marry her on the spot! That's kind of an overreaction though, I'd prefer I actually win her over through working for her. Still I would give a leg to just hug her and hear her voice.

And I thank the other Anubisfags for giving me many fantasies and ideas for my Nanu.

>>16811700
Nothing beats a hard days work that ends with slow, gentle and passionate sex with your Anubis that ends in exhausted comfy cuddles.

>> No.16811716

>>16810893
>Hobgolbin raised by a sanghuin
Would that lead to a Hobgoblin and a horde of regular goblins just jiiing at some poor anon they have cornered?

>> No.16811723

>>16810927
That's how you get a croc girl

>> No.16811725

>>16811669
Well, guess it's that time of the week where I kill myself.

That's the great thing about lapsitting. Once you're done for the night with all the sex stuff, you can just fall back onto the bed, and with your arms around her waist, she'll follow to lie on you. A quick, little roll of the hips and she can be face to face with you, pressing you down into the mattress with her weight and warmth.

>>16811693
I hope >>16811639 counts as enough of an anubis that I still fall under that post.

>> No.16811737

>>16811715
>I really can't wait to see her in October,
I can't tell if you're fucking roleplaying or if this is some way of saying you're going to kill yourself in October.

Either way, don't.

>> No.16811741

>>16811737
Yes.

>> No.16811743

>>16811737
the portals are coming in october

>> No.16811749

>>16811725
Don't worry anon, of course your waifu falls under that post.

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>>16811743
Just like they were going to come last year. And the year before that. And the year before that.
Sure, the portals are coming. Whatever you say.

>> No.16811766

>>16811762
they did

>> No.16811773 [SPOILER] 
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>>16811762
Anon.

You're thinking about how much you want to **** 2B aren't you?

>> No.16811776

>>16811762
Not enough people believed those time. Trust me, it will happen.

>> No.16811781

>>16811773
Fuck yeah I am, I want to fuck that robutt like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.16811783

>>16811773
not him but that game left me pretty depressed, dont know if im going to finish it or now.

>> No.16811786

>>16811725
Oh, your waifu for sure counts, no need to worry about that! Even though her design is incredibly unique, she is still recognizably an Anubis, she's just a bit different from the others.

>> No.16811788

>>16811773
Don't spoil me too hard, I've only just cleared the Amusement Park in route B.
But yes, I want to **** 2B and protect 9S.

>> No.16811795

How scary is a christmas cake vamp?

>> No.16811796

>>16811788
9S is a psychopath and would stab you just for fun.

>> No.16811801

>>16811795
enough that the sales of crosses and italian food skyrockets any place she moves in.

>> No.16811805

>>16811737
It's a nice thing to hope for anon. I'll always have hope regardless of whether the portals come or not. I'll only kill myself if the sorrow and pain and stupidity of this world get too bed for me to bear, I'm nowhere near that point yet.

>> No.16811807

>>16811796
He'd only stab machines and weird things, like ageless skeleton shotas. Otherwise he's a pure and curious hacker-jedi android.

>> No.16811817

>>16811796
He only goes Caim during the true ending route.

>> No.16811825

>>16811807
He'd call anything "weird" to justify his murder boner.

>>16811817
That still means you shouldn't trust him.

>> No.16811830

>>16811801
but lonely vampires LOVE italian food!

especially garlic

>> No.16811831

>>16811830
They don't know that.

>> No.16811832

>>16811786
She's close to, but legally distinct from, an anubis. I'm calling her an anput for now, maybe I'll give her design a few little tweaks and changes too.

For some reason people keep putting images of her on the Anubis page of the MGE Wiki. I don't really care, at least not while I'm not doing anything with the design, but why would the people posting her there want to be wrong on purpose?

>> No.16811844

>>16811832
Such a lovely girl and very nice design. I love her long hair and neck fluff is to die for! You're a very lucky anon to have a girl like that.

Wish MGE Anubi had neck mofu but they're perfect aswell without it.

>> No.16811852

>>16811844
I want to find big, beefy, muscle mofu

>> No.16811860
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16811860

>>16811844
>neck mofu
That's pofu.

>> No.16811865

>>16811844
I personally don't really care for neck fluff. Sure, it would be nice to nuzzle into, but I'd much rather have just skin there that I could nibble on and kiss without getting a mouthful of mofu, but that's just me.

>> No.16811866

>>16811860
Damn, that's a nice recolour. Brown is pretty great.

>> No.16811875

>>16811865
I'm the same anon. I was just considering neck mofu/pofu because it would be something nice to snuggle into while cuddling my tall waifu. But I'd much prefer bare skin I can kiss, lick and massage.

>> No.16811877

>>16811865
How can you say you love her if you're not willing to get her furs all up in your mouth?

>> No.16811886

>>16811860
thats going in the slideshow

>> No.16811888

>>16811693
I'm not even an anubisfag. I just like anubi and lolis and maledom

>> No.16811890

>>16811886
>slideshow
What now?

>> No.16811891

>>16811877
I know some would say it's disgusting, but I'd like to groom my waifu from time to time like that.

>> No.16811901

>>16811877
Don't get me wrong, I adore her fur, but I also have a thing for necks, so there's no need for fur on her neck when I could just go her her paws, legs, or tail, and leave her neck open for kisses and bites!

>> No.16811911

>>16811891
It sounds lovely.
Only thing is, I'd worry about my saliva making her fur less clean than normal, even if I was grooming it by licking.

>>16811901
Fair enough. For me the fur is no obstacle. I could kiss and bite through the fur no problem.

>> No.16811918

>>16811911
That is a good point. Maybe I shouldn't do it then or atleast do it on rare occasions and on small areas.

>> No.16811925

>>16811886
What slideshow?

>> No.16811945
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16811945

Another wife picture, this time it was a request!
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5264366
The artist is a really cool guy
http://i.imgur.com/Qy1539t.png

>> No.16811952

>>16811945
You're an extraordinarily lucky lad.

>> No.16811956

>>16811918
You could do it before/during a shower or bath.
Alternatively you could take that wonderland tea and lick her fur to neatness like that.
It probably says something about me that most of my fantasies involving wonderland tea aren't all that sexual. I just think it'd be great to be a big Sif-esque companion to an anubis. Perfect for protecting her, being a steed, giving messy kisses, and cuddling up to her during cold nights to keep her warm.

>> No.16811958

>>16811945
Wait, so does this guy read English, or do you write Japanese now?

>> No.16811965

>>16808648
I'd sooner die than write another thing with a Lizardman or Salamander.

>> No.16811971

>>16811958
I usually message in japanese, but occasionally artists speak english.
This one speaks english.

>> No.16811974

>>16811971
Huh. Never knew you could do that. How long you been studying for? What's your kanji competency like? Have you been using the DJTs?

>> No.16811991
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16811991

>artist does Kemono Friends versions of Bloodborne monsters
>Still keeps the shitty human ears
I'm salty.

>> No.16812005

>>16811991
It's like they don't think when they make these designs, which is odd, because at least a little thought would go into these designs, one would think.

When will this four ears scourge end? I want my monstergirls with lovely animal ears, and naturally smooth skin where their human ears would be.

>> No.16812013

>>16809184
Baiting answer? Botfly removal

Real answer? Cumflation, pregnant sex, long tongues, breath play, scratching and biting, size difference, FRENCH VANILLA

>> No.16812027

>>16812013
>Botfly removal
You're lying. That's not a fetish, that's an illness. Like homicidal psychopathy, or putting ketchup on steak.

>> No.16812030

>>16809184
Bullying dumb squirrels

>> No.16812035

Singing monstergirls, Y/N?

>> No.16812037
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>>16812005
>It's like they don't think when they make these designs

>> No.16812039

>>16812035
If it's low, slow, and makes me shiver when they get in close and sing quietly, then definitely yes.

>> No.16812045

>>16812037
I know the Kemono Friends designs are pretty great, especially the shoebill girl, but I'm just making a comment on that redundant ears thing in particular. It's just such a dumb, obvious thing to overlook.

>> No.16812048

>>16811974
The only thing close to formal education I've had is Namasensei's videos.
When I was younger and somewhat recently I spent a while cracking and playing well trying to anyway untranslated eroge, so I kinda learned enough to navigate myself, but I've been too lazy to actually try to learn for real.
I'm also interested in linguistics so that helps with grammar and conversational stuff.

>> No.16812049

>>16812037
Emperor Penguin is the cutest.

>> No.16812052

>>16812035
My Kobold waifu isn't much of a singer at all, but our daughteru loves to hum along to classical music or just to the tune in her head. Cuddling my daughteru on the couch or snuggling her between my waifu and I while she hums softly would be simply wonderful.

>> No.16812059

>>16812048
Namasensei? Damn.
I love his videos, but to use him as a sole learning resource is ballsy. He makes a few mistakes on the details, after all.
Lucky break with the linguistics background, though. I'm not so great at grammar rules in general, so I struggle with that.

>> No.16812076

>>16812035
Monster girl idol groups!

>> No.16812079
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>>16812035
i dont think my waifu would be too big on singing
we'd probably try to hit the high notes of take on me and fail hilariously

>> No.16812095
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16812095

>>16812079
I wouldn't mind my hellhound waifu singing to me in a sexy, sultry voice.

>> No.16812121

>>16812035
I like my snakes and sirens with enchanting voices.

>> No.16812135

What would a valkyrie incubus look like?

>> No.16812138

>>16812135
>Valkyrie
>Incubus

>> No.16812141

>>16812059
People say not to speak like an anime character, and that's totally right, but don't doubt the efficacy of media on retaining knowledge.
If you hear actual conversational Japanese often it'll stick with you.

>> No.16812142

>>16812135
Basically how normal people see post-Falconia Griffith, except less of a fag who did everything wrong.

>> No.16812145

>>16812135
>valkyrie incubus
Don't you mean Succubus? Also, it'd be both impossible and redundant since Dark Valkyries are a thing.

>> No.16812150

>>16812138
Overlord introduced Valkyries (male).
It's just shitposting.

>> No.16812155

>>16812138
He means a human male who turns into an incubus via exposure to a valkyrie, as is the norm for a human who pairs with a mamono in MGE.

>> No.16812159

>>16812145
I meant to asked if a valkyrie incubized or the angelic equivalent of it, what would he look like?

>> No.16812167
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Had an interesting monster girl dream last night
>made a deal with a demon in order to get an ancient evil monster girl to fall in love with me
>side effect of the contract was that I was aging rapidly
>confess to the evil girl and she tells me I didn't have to go so far for her, she already loved me
>happy that she reciprocated my feelings, but sad that I was going to die and lose my soul because of the contract
>when I tell her that, she gets a scary look on her face and asks me who it was that I made a deal with
And that demon was never heard from again

>> No.16812170

>>16812159
>valkyrie incubized
Are you high anon?

>> No.16812192

>>16812027
I'm not lying Anon. I'd go full Nurgle.

>> No.16812205

>>16812142
Your autocorrect is bonkers man. Changed 'nothing' to 'everything'

>> No.16812209

>>16812192
And I would go Slaanesh for the sole purpose of learning magics from her domain and going full fetish on messing with monster girls and taking a few for my own....

Mostly because its the easiest way to do the things I want without an inordinate amount of potions and holst milk.

>> No.16812213

>>16812167
Ningagia, Demon Queen of shitposts. Hers is a fearsome domain, plagued with jpeg compression and watermarks.

>> No.16812220

>>16812209
If I'm reading between the lines here it sounds like you're a fan of BIG girls
Which species would you abduct for your nefarious blessings?

>> No.16812221

>>16812192
Which is why purging fire exists.

>>16812205
I need to get a picture of a hellhound doing the Guts rage expression just for people like you.

>> No.16812225

>>16812209
I know nothign about 40K, so what would learning Slaanesh magic let you do in this context?

>> No.16812226

>>16812205
Anon, I'm going to end you.

>> No.16812233

>>16812220
Anything but the siths.

The better question is what kind of BEEG I'm going with.

Because I like many flavors of BEEG

>>16812225
Easiest way to describe her would be /d/ as a deity.

>> No.16812238

>>16812233
>Easiest way to describe her would be /d/ as a deity.
That can encompass either a lot of different things, or a few things to a very focused degree.

>> No.16812239

>>16812225
Think of a fetish. Any fetish.
It's painfully vanilla in the eyes of Slaneesh.

>> No.16812245

>>16812238
All of them ratcheted up to the 11th degree.
There is no 'too much' for Slaneesh.

>> No.16812246

>>16811401
Sounds like even the most mentally and emotionally scarred person could be put at ease with the right girl and a little time.

Would make a nice love story.

>> No.16812247

>>16812239
>>16812245
Oh my. I guess I wouldn't be opposed to trying it out. Just for a little bit.

>> No.16812248 [SPOILER] 
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16812248

Still playing around trying to get muscle definition better.

>> No.16812252

>>16812155
I'd imagine just something similar to the Nephilim aura in Diablo.

>> No.16812253

>>16812233
My friend. My brother. I am sorry. But I do not like many flavors of BEEG.

I love ALL flavors of BEEEG.

>> No.16812255

>>16812167
Those digital monsters are far too lewd.

>> No.16812261

>>16812035
I'll bet the Demon Realm produces some ace Metal singers. Hell, they probably host the MG version of Wacken Open Air.

>> No.16812262
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>tfw you will never be wrapped up by a bunch of chubby sneks in a breeding ball

kill me

>> No.16812266

>>16812253
My comrade!

I'd like to help a weresheep get muscle BEEG, an Alice get BEEG breasts, a lizardman get a BEEG rear and hips while getting a griffon BEEG in the soft sense.

>> No.16812276

>>16812248
Yo, that's fucking fantastic. Love the design even by itself. The muscles just make it even better.

>>16812252
What does that do?

>> No.16812280

>>16812135
Wat

>> No.16812283
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16812283

>>16812255
what are you talking about, this one seems perfectly pure

>> No.16812286

>>16812266
Ah, that sweet smell of BEEG, it sings to me...

I want a Mad Hatter so BEEG up top she can hide me between em, a P'Orc so BEEG and soft the bed breaks, and an Apsara so BEEG on her hips and booty it's a crushing hazard during a lapdance

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>>16812262
Snakes a best

>> No.16812289

>>16812283
She's the lewdest out of all of them!

>> No.16812290

>>16812276
I didn't draw it, just coloring.

>> No.16812296

>>16812286
My comrade.
I'd probably adventure for a couple years for the sole purpose of beating some monster girls/paladin-chan's that cross my path and giving them 'gifts' that would embarrass them.

Once I got enough money, I'd probably retire to a nice, secluded home, find a couple girls to marry, and engage in some BEEG mating with them for purpose of creating many, many daughters.


And I would make those daughterus as pure as the driven snow.

>> No.16812314

>>16812296
Then I'm afraid we're much more alike than I thought.

Super-lewdifying their bodies while living comfily and happily with them is truly the greatest way to maximize BEEG.
And exactly with the Daughterus, both in number and treatment. I'd go with the exact three I listed.

>> No.16812317

>>16811492
Hatter best mushroom.

>> No.16812320
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>>16812288
They're pretty great. I'd waifu one if she'd wrap me up like pic related whenever I come home from work

>> No.16812322

>>16812314

>All the parents talk about a man named anon who lives on the outskirts of the village.
>His wives are paragons of a specific form of BEEG, their bodies devoted to one specific form to the extent that it hampers them a little bit as they go about their day.
>All of his many, many daughters are purehearted, kind girls that think kissing could get them pregnant.
>No one knows how to reconcile the fact that the man is a huge deviant but has pure kids.

>> No.16812323

>>16809973
>Lilim
>Chubby
>Semen Demon
>Shotacon
>Two years younger

Eh... I really do not know, I am not into the whole age regression deal. But she would probably spoil me rotten though.

>> No.16812334

>>16812322
That's seriously so right on the money. And I have no idea why. And that's no new fantasy either, I've had that for a long, long time.
Beegness is the ultimate in both lewd and cute.

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16812337

>>16812320
>tfw no lamia wife to coil around you and cuddle under the sheets

>> No.16812338

>>16812334
That it would be.

The perfect life right there.

>> No.16812353

>>16812338
I want a huge pure cuddlepile watching the fireplace and bonding with all of the many many daughterus in the afternoon and early evening followd by a lewd dogpile of hedonistic softness and excess with the goddess-levels of BEEG wives once they all go to bed.
When the daughterus ask their loving mamas where all their many new sisters keep coming from, we'll simply tell them its because we love each other very much and that they kiss daddy once on the cheek every night before bed. To which the daughterus will gasp because they think it's the most scandalous thing ever.

>> No.16812365

>>16812337
that must feel nice, especially on hot nights. maybe not so much on...other nights
>go to bed with your lamia wife
>she wraps you up from the tips of your toes all the way to your waist
>the slight constriction feels pretty comfy, like you're a scaly burrito or something
>then, just before you fall asleep, you feel her tighten down on you gradually until you can't get free or move at all
>she slide up on top of you, her face flushed and her breathing erratic
>you glance out the window and see the full moon hanging high in the sky before she kisses you, jamming her long tongue into your mouth
always keep track of moon cycles

>> No.16812367

>>16812353
Exactly.

Pure, loving father udring the day.
Hedonistic sex romp at night that would make even a fallen angel blush.

May also go max cumflation with a wife and plug her up for the day so she'd have to deal with all the cute daughterus why mommy looks so big today.

>> No.16812378

Be honest. Is there anything you don't like or wish you could change about your favorite species? I don't like how without their outfits, Crow Tengu look exactly like the Black Harpies. I would have liked something to make them stand out more.

>> No.16812392

>fat and inflation in spoilers
Oh boy how many times have we already seen this before.

>> No.16812394

>>16812378
yeah, holsts and minos should be bigger and come in more flavours like ankole watusi

>> No.16812397
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>"Anon, come here. Onee-chan wants to play a game~"

>> No.16812399

>>16812378
Yeah, I'd like to change the fact that they're not real.

>> No.16812401

>>16812397
Everyone in this series is garbage.

>> No.16812408

>>16812397
>Kid has a dragon with the body of a fertility goddess desperate enough to repay him for letting her stay with him to offer her body as payment.
>Doesn't want to do it because he thinks she's a succubus.
How can one person have double shit taste?

>> No.16812410

>>16812397
Is the game called impregnation?

>>16812392
Eh, it looks like too dudes an their keeping it relatively benign.

Ignore it and they'll be done.

>> No.16812421

>>16812378
I have no favourite species because no species would want me

>> No.16812422

>>16812410
>Ignore it and they'll be done.
No, if you ignore it they'll think they're welcome.

>> No.16812432

>>16812410
No, it's called "Breed The Shota-Loving Fuck Outta Onee-chan"
Can you guess what the prize for winning is?

>> No.16812436

>>16812432
.....Is it daughterus?

>> No.16812437

>>16812367
It's a hard balance, but well worth it.

>> No.16812438

>>16812421
Don't be a downer.

>> No.16812443

>>16812436
Lots of daughterus. And a very happy Onee-chan

>> No.16812451

>>16812443
Well thats not too bad.
But there's no way I'm staying a shota.

I was one once and I have no urge to be one again.

>> No.16812471

>>16812451
Understandable. Your daughterus might start to question why they look older than their dad

>> No.16812543

>>16812438
I'm always a downer. It's my thing.

>> No.16812550

>>16812378
If they had a flaw, they wouldn't be my favorite.

I, on the other hand...

>> No.16812564

>>16812397
Anon had a shitty day and wants to sleep.

>>16812408
He is an order boy.

>> No.16812575

>>16812397
I have no sisters.

>> No.16812576

>>16812378
I wish the dragon in the profile had bigger wings and maybe better sized big meaty claws.

>> No.16812578

>>16812576
>big meaty claws
This thread doesn't appreciate KC's big, meaty claw/paw style enough.

>> No.16812579

>>16812575
Why aren't your momster and you doing something about that?

>> No.16812586

>>16812378
No, my favourite is already perfect.

>> No.16812587

>>16812579
Because my mom ain't a monster

And I ain't into incest

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16812588

>>16811350
>>16811371
>>16811416

>> No.16812590

>>16812588
Saucy~

>> No.16812593
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>>16812578
I'll have you know that there are many paw/claw lovers in this thread, myself included.

>> No.16812594

>>16812588
Reminds me of a certain salamander housewife.

>>16812587
Remember to introduce your waifu to your sisters.

>> No.16812598

>>16812594
But I have no sister

Let alone more than one

>> No.16812599

>>16812578
I'm fine with them, it's just that I would be a little more fine if they were an inch smaller.

>> No.16812600

>>16812588
She looks genki as hell even from just behind
Shakin them hips like a sweet lil thang
Lovin it!

>> No.16812610

>>16812578
I like the big paws and claws, holding them and being held by them would be one of the best feelings in the world
I'd have no problems if they were a touch smaller though

>> No.16812615

>>16812588
I wanna eat at her restaurant!

>> No.16812630

>>16812588
It's a good thing I like spicy things.

>> No.16812638

>>16812588
I never even thought of Salamanders applying their competitive nature to cooking.
Now I want to go on an adventure to seek out ingredients with her.

>> No.16812651

>>16812588
I like a woman who shakes their hips.
http://imgur.com/a/ZJ3iC

>> No.16812679
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>Nyohoho! Using this tome of eldritch lore I will summon a human boy to become my slave!
They're trying, gang. Are we?

>> No.16812691

>>16812679
I've considered trying to summon a succubus.

>> No.16812694

>>16812679
>Implying she could summon me when 90% of people can't even pronounce my last name.

Best case is she summons me but has no control so I can molest those cat ears.

>> No.16812704

>>16812691
You got me thinking about a succubus trying to summon me and it would be very weird. Imagine her saying the name of an angel and her mom just bursts through the door worried about what she is doing.

>> No.16812717

>>16812704
It would be kind of awkward depending on what you were in the middle of doing. Get summoned halfway through shaving, wanking, or sleeping would all be disorienting.

>> No.16812719

>>16812704
>"Adam, father of all, send me one of your spawn."
>Anon suddenly is sucked away from listening to Rush and posting on /mgt/ and plopped in the middle of a circle with a busty succubus pleasuring herself.
>Spaghetti

>> No.16812722

>>16812719
Do I get to keep my Rush mixtape though?

>> No.16812724
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I want to marry a monster girl soldier! I'm gonna marry her once we get home safe!

>> No.16812729

>>16812717
>>16812719
Man, I'm using my comfy pjs right now and there is a huge hole where my dick is. It would definitely end in boner.

>> No.16812731

>>16812719
It depends, is it early, canadian led zepplin rush or keyboard abortion rush?

>> No.16812733

>>16812722

yes.

>> No.16812735

>>16812733
Twist: there're no batteries in Hell.

>> No.16812737

>>16812729
I'm stark ass naked, it would a little bit awkward for me.

>> No.16812746

>>16812729
>>16812737
Would you even keep your clothes when you go through a portal or would you come through in your birthday suit?

>> No.16812751

>>16812746
I guess you would keep your clothes and whatever you are holding.

>> No.16812756

>>16812746
If the transportation involves time travel, it goes by terminator rules. Otherwise, you're good.

>> No.16812759

>>16812722
You can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend though.

>> No.16812765

>>16812756
Can I do the Terminator pose when I come through though. You know, this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64U0_QtxJMs

>> No.16812785
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>>16812765
Would you try to steal a Dullahan's clothes, boots and motorcycle?

>> No.16812790

>>16812719
What if you got summoned by an entire monstergirl sorority while you're in the middle of a wank?

>> No.16812791

>>16812717
Or stranger still: get summoned halfway through summoning her yourself.

>> No.16812792

>>16812746
I kind of like the idea of getting pulled over without my clothes, that way I'd be completely at the mercy of my waifu's fashion whims until we get to go shopping.

That way she could dress me in latex and chastity and lead me around on a collar and leash in public for a day!

>> No.16812794

>>16812785
No, no, no. I'd wait until someone else was getting raped, then steal their clothes whilst they were being raped.

>> No.16812795

>>16812790
Then you get just about what you deserve.
>>16812791
NANIIII?

>> No.16812796

>>16812785
How? Aren't they part of her, much like that smoke stuff coming from her neck?

...Does that mean if you succeed, you steal her soul?

>> No.16812797

>>16812785
Not him but yes.

>> No.16812798

>>16812790
Then you'd become the guest of honor, naturally.

>> No.16812801

>>16812795
What is it that anon would deserve?

>> No.16812803

>>16812790
Put my dick away and pretend that I wasn't fapping. Gotta look cool for all those girls.

>> No.16812805

>>16812801
Drunk girls molesting him for hours and hours, then he'd be confiscated by the faculty.

>> No.16812809

>>16812803
"It was just itchy!"

>> No.16812814

>>16812795
Yeah, I don't know about you, but I've got the sort of luck that if I were to legitimately try to summon something, whatever I'd be trying to summon would be trying to summon me in turn. I have no idea how that would work, just that it's the sort of thing that would happen.

>> No.16812816

>>16812805
>then he'd be confiscated by the faculty.
How horrible!

>> No.16812817
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16812817

what is the best way to make a monster girl sad?

>> No.16812823

>>16812809
"This wet stuff in my hand is uhh... detergent?"
>A weird monster girl takes a good sniff
>She almost cums

Yeah, I don't think I would be able to escape.

>> No.16812827

>>16812817
Extreme self-depreciation can work.

>> No.16812828

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember to watch out for those yakuza Jinkos.

They're moving in on the Mofu Mafia's turf and things are getting dirty.

>> No.16812829

>>16812817
Tell her you were the victim of a cuckhold.

>> No.16812833

>>16812816
Yeah! He'd have to sit and listen to Miss Cakesworth babble on drunkenly about her not having a husband!

>> No.16812836

>>16812817
Crippling accidents.
It's especially hard on monstergirl bullies since their motivation is forceful attraction instead of cruelty like human bullies.
Just imagine some poor delinquent Manticore hearing that the boy she targeted was in an accident that cost him a leg.

>> No.16812838
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16812838

Finished chapter 12 of All's Fair in Love and War. Keyboard wearing out, proofreading sucks, etc.

https://pastebin.com/jcXgzkGP

>> No.16812839

>>16812833
From being molested by drunk and especially horny college girls, to being molested by lonely and desperate Christmas cakes.

Simply horrible. I don't even know which is worse.

>> No.16812841

>>16812833
Blast that Cakesworth, the eternal CC... Ruining days for happy couples everywhere with her whinging!

>> No.16812844

>>16812829
What does that even mean?

>> No.16812857

>>16812817
Depends on the girl.
> Strong dependable guy refuses to be a Bapho's oniichan, cites love for big breasts
> Modern CEO refuses to hire maid Kikis, claims the profession is a product of the past and unnecessary for responsible individuals today
> Little kid regards Wock with disgust; calls her extra mouths weird and gross, refuses hugs.

>> No.16812858

>>16812841
Seriously, someone needs to fuck that cake.
It's not even bad cake. Nice and thick where it counts. Someone's gotta do it so it stops ruining everyone else's dining experience by clashing with the entree and the main course.
...I think I lost track of what I was talking about.

>> No.16812859

>>16812844
I think that his previous girlfriend cheated on him and that they broke up. 3D, not even once

>> No.16812860

>>16812844
Your spouse was milking the milkman.
Dipping the poolman
Buttering the Baker.
Blowing the balloonist.
Getting sausage from the butcher.

>> No.16812863
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>>16812858
You lost it harder than [spoiler[Cakesworth lost her chance at a husband at her Senior prom

>> No.16812865

>>16812859
>>16812860
But "victim of a cuckold" doesn't make any sense in that regard.

>> No.16812868

>>16812863
Not true, since I'm gonna be her husband whether she likes it or not

>> No.16812869

>>16812865
Maybe a cuckold TP'd his house?

>> No.16812871

>>16812860
>>16812859
There's an idea for a story
Man in human controlled city has a shitty wife, she cheats on him, no kids, is planning to take all his money
So he goes guru and one day just up and hits the open road
Ends up with some of the hottest, most faithful, sexually pleasing Monstergirls ever
Old human wife goes out to look for him and tries to guilt trip him only for him to ignore her and send her on her way

>> No.16812873

>>16812817
>Actually resist her wiles, instead of playing hard to get.
>Marry a human woman, especially one with explicit protection from monsterization. Somehow.
>Become a monk, particularly the ascetic variety. Mount Athos comes to mind.
>Have an unfortunate shmelting accident.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr0gNJ090JA

>> No.16812874

>>16812868
>Trying to date Cakesworth
Dude...
She's like, a hag. And a jerk. And really fuckin' needy.

>> No.16812875

>>16812871
I'd be cautious, even bringing up the topic has the huge potential for starting a shitstorm

>> No.16812876

>>16812869
Cuckolds don't have the balls to do something like that.

>> No.16812878

>>16812868
One does not just marry the manifestation of all bitter CC. This is not your typical 'Ara ara, fuck me in the car-a' CC, this is stale, bitter, bad tasting and dense CC.

>> No.16812881

>>16812871
>goes guru
Gave away his possessions and moved into a chevy?
What was his masterplan, drive into the woods and eat corn out the can?

>> No.16812883

>>16812871
I doubt monster girls would even bother with a guy like that, way too much work to "heal" him when they can find another guy.

>> No.16812884

>>16812790
> Be anon, dreading life, trying to forget about a less than optimal existence
> Spend the weekend playing vidya in pajamas, eating pizza or perhaps ramen packets
> Beat the most recent level of your RPG and the characters get into some dialogue
> Whatever, it's not lore importnt anyway, mash through it
> Oops, was that a confirmation on something? Shit.
> Sudden flash of light and a sense of falling
> When senses come to, see a group of six monstergirls huddled away in a far corner of the room
> Sitting in the middle of some weird chalk circle with candles
> They all look frightened
> Probably didn't think it would actually work

>> No.16812886

>>16812881
Well

>> No.16812887

>>16812881
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

>> No.16812895

>>16812868
You're a brave man anon. Chase your dreams.
Underneath all that bitterness and jealousy is a depressed girl who just wants to be loved.

>>16812874
>>16812878
No CC is beyond saving.

>> No.16812908

>>16812883
This is pretty much one of my main fears when it comes to monstergirls. Because I would really need a monstergirl with a healing fetish and no small amount of patience and understanding.

>> No.16812921

>>16812884
If you see weakness, demand tribute under the false pretense you would return yourself from whence you came.
Could probably get some free food out of it or something.

>> No.16812925

>>16812874
It's bratty anons like you who make Cakesworth as bitter as she is! Don't bully her!

>> No.16812947

>>16812908
I feel like some MGs would really fail at proper healing and go straight for the sex. Gotta choose your healers carefully.

>> No.16812955

>>16812947
Most would, and a good deal of the rest would lose their patience at a perceived lack of progress and skip straight to the sex. Turns out healing isn't an easy process.

>> No.16812967

>>16812955
You know what goes well with healing? Coffee or tea.

Maybe there should be a healing school for mosnter girls so they can make sad boys melt and feel comfy in their embrace.

>> No.16812977

>>16812967
And suddenly, we have the MGC equivalent to those SPCA ads.

>> No.16812981

>>16812977
The arms of an angel sounds pretty comfortable to rest in.

>> No.16812983

>>16812908

For me, I feel like it would come naturally. Maybe I'm just desperate to be loved, thinking it will make me happy. Either way, it's hard to imagine her loving me, though. Like I can't even seem to fantasize about it.

>> No.16812985

>>16812967
I severely doubt anyone would go through the effort when they could just rape him and sweep the problems under the rug with DE.

>> No.16812992

If humans are the real monsters, does that mean young monster girls think that getting a human boyfriend would be cool since they are dangerous?

>> No.16812994

>>16812977
I feel like there would be some of that with monster girls considering they are part animal. They need healing too after all.

>>16812985
And that's the problem with monster girls. It wouldn't be as satisfying either.

>> No.16813000

>>16812838
dammit, I had things I was supposed to be doing

>> No.16813003

>>16813000
Not anymore boyo

>> No.16813035

>>16812992
They'd be talking about how a boyfriend is evil enough to ditch her for another girl or how he could not take responsibility

>> No.16813070
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16813070

Marry the goat.

>> No.16813080

You wouldn't let your daughteru watch the Sabbath channel on TV, would you anons? They'd get all sorts of weird ideas and start coming to you saying their tummies feel all weird and hot!

>> No.16813085

>>16813070
No.

>> No.16813091

>>16813080
Frankly, I'd be more worried about what goes on at her school when girls like KDF's daughteru are the popular ones.

>> No.16813094

>>16813070

That's not Shire.

>> No.16813095

>>16813080
Would that be like growing up on The 700 Club?

>> No.16813098

>>16813070
Yes

>> No.16813101

>>16813070
Only if she lets me drink her milk

>>16813080
I don't want my daughter to go look for an older onii-chan
She will have a childhood friend her age and she will like it

>> No.16813102

>>16813080
Sabbath Channel is banned via parental control. They couldn't watch it even if they wanted to.
They can watch all the cartoons, anime, toku and Eros Family Channel programming they want though.

>> No.16813103

>>16813102
>Eros Family Channel
That's just as bad.

>> No.16813104

>>16813070
I see wine!

>> No.16813105

>>16813103
What are you talking about anon? It's just sitcoms and documentaries about childhood friends and the like.
Now, the Eros Adult channel on the other hand... not until they're legal.

>> No.16813107

>>16813105
It's propaganda!

>> No.16813110

>>16813107
So's the Sabbath Channel, only it's even worse!
Besides, my waifu worships Eros.

>> No.16813113

>>16813080
Probably not, it would all be small-time stuff compared to what we get up to anyway so I don't see her having much interest.

She prefers cartoons and movies and other shows of a mostly non-sexual nature, that way she can come up with more creative ways to roleplay her favorite characters with me and her mother!

>> No.16813115

>>16813105
>Spoiler
God forbids she sees their late night programming with all the hand holding and under the cover sex

>>16813107
Showing the greatness of pure love is not propaganda in my book

>> No.16813119
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16813119

>>16812967
Teeeea

>> No.16813124

Game of Thrones would be mandatory watching for my children. It's better they learn the harsh lessons early.

>"Papa, did he do anything wrong?"
>"No."
>"Then why did he die?"
>"Because he was a good person to bad people."

They won't understand, but one day it will click, and they will thank me.

>> No.16813128

>>16813124
>Showing your kids turbo edgeshit to teach them lessons for real life.
You must be great at parties anon.

>> No.16813129

>>16813124
Normies out.

>> No.16813132

>>16813124
>GoT
What hovel did you crawl out from?

>> No.16813133

>>16813113
>sexy cosplay/roleplay
That's good taste. Minus the daughteru dicking of course.

>> No.16813134

>>16813080
Not really. She would most likely watch just human shows.

>> No.16813135

>>16813129
>>16813132

Well, I won't mention it any more. Apologies.

>> No.16813137

>>16813113
On one hand I want to compliment you on your good taste in that you like roleplay.
On the other hand I want to punch your teeth in for being a daughteru dicking degenerate.

>> No.16813138

>>16813124
How is this even relevant to this thread?

>> No.16813139

>>16813119
What's that white stuff spilling from the cup?
Did she learn how to make tea in Wonderland?
I'm sure goats munch on tea leaves anyway

>> No.16813140

>>16813137
Aww jeez, there's no need for violence anon.

>> No.16813141

>>16813138

We were talking about television we'd like to show daughterus. I thought it relevant. I stand corrected.

>> No.16813142

>>16812814
You'd summon each other, but meet each other halfway between worlds. You and the monstergirl will spend eternity together in a featureless limbo beyond space and time, forever.

>> No.16813146
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16813146

What kind of monstergirl would Sylvie be? A kiki? a devil?

>> No.16813149

>>16813119
I want to rest in a Weresheep's arms while she heals away my bitterness.

>> No.16813151

>>16813140
There's a need for the back of my hand making a mark on the side of your face.
Don't ruin your daughteru by sticking your penis in her like a filthy degenerate.

>> No.16813153

>>16813113
Let me guess, all the roleplay outfits would be latex?

>> No.16813154

>>16813141
It's fine, some individuals in the thread just get triggered over the smallest things.
You can tell they're irrational when they start calling GoT "turbo edgeshit" and think anyone who reads/watches it is from a hovel. Now that's being detached from reality.

>> No.16813156
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16813156

She may not look it, but she's a big girl...
UnCen:
https://68.media.tumblr.com/bff774fbc1110b9bee98555ad53b777e/tumblr_onvdvdtE9a1vfbl7ao1_1280.jpg

>> No.16813157

>>16813154
>>16813141
Samefag.

>> No.16813158

>>16813151
No anon, there is no need for that either. Ruining is relative too, to us we're just having some wholesome family fun when we do stuff like that.

>>16813153
Not ALL of them anon.

>> No.16813161

>>16813156
Are you the fellow that drew that comfy Whitehorn image some time ago? Because it's nice to see you doing muscles.

>> No.16813163

>>16813157
>An opinion different to mine
>These people must all be one samefag
>Because the universe revolves around me!

Pulling the samefag card is death when you're trying to make an argument. It proves you have no actual rebuke.

>> No.16813164

>>16813158
You are actively stunting her development as a monstergirl anon.

>> No.16813166

>>16813163
Dumb samefagger.

>> No.16813167

>>16812838
Good stuff. The part with the two doors was a bit cliche, and there are a few typos, but it was a good use of thirty minutes.
I feel bad for all the characters

>> No.16813169

>>16813154
>Incest, Murder, Rape and grimdark everwhere.
>Likable characters die
>There's no hope in sight
>Some characters die straight up out of nowhere
That's the definition of grimdark edgeshit anon.
Anything that makes me ask "Why should I even care"? is either boring, poorly written, or edgeshit.

>> No.16813170

>>16813169
>Anything that makes me ask
Because you're the ultimate, objective judge over whether or not a specific piece of media is good.
Not defending GoT but you need to get over yourself anon.

>> No.16813172

>>16813164
I'd say I'd be doing quite the opposite. Sure she may stop physically aging sooner than most, but that's a normal part of the setting. Our dynamic is rather codependent too, but that's our fetish and perfectly healthy with monstergirls.

>> No.16813174

>>16813154
>turbo edgeshit
On one hand, character development and some aspects of the plot are top-notch. On the other, Red Wedding sort of events and random killings of major characters are so common that it's become benal.

I have to agree that it's edgy. I gave up after four books and a couple of seasons.

>> No.16813175

>>16813170
Anon, I'm talking about how I personally judge and classify things.
I'm not saying people can't think it's good I just think it's edgy garbage.

>>16813172
And what happens when she has kids who learn that all they need to do is go get their spirit energy from their father? You're breeding a generation of weak inbred monstergirls anon.

>> No.16813176

>>16813169
This delusion.
You might not care, but you're one against millions who invest in the series. If you don't care, that's really your own problem for being so sensitive in the first place.
Guess what, risk makes people care. They get invested because of it.

>> No.16813177

>>16813170
What is an opinion for 200, Alex.

>> No.16813181

>>16813177
>opinion
>>16813169
>definition of

Make up your mind.

>> No.16813183

>>16813176
>You might not care, but you're one against millions who invest in the series.
Aaaaand opinion discarded. Enjoy your last (you).

>> No.16813184

>>16813176
>one against millions
Ummm, there are just as many millions that don't like it. Don't be stupid and pretend he's the sole person in the world that doesn't like it.

>> No.16813186

>>16813175
I've explained this before anon, after my waifu and I have our daughteru there will be no more kids in our family. Both my waifu and I would prefer it that way, and our daughteru would have no desire for kids of her own either. Sure it's a bit unorthodox, but for all of us that's just the happiest scenario.

>> No.16813189

>>16813181
>one against millions
kek?

>> No.16813190

>>16813181
>Taking a figure of speech this literally.
Incredible.

>> No.16813191

>>16813186
>our daughteru would have no desire for kids of her own either
That's a bit presumptive, how do you know that?

>> No.16813194

I sometimes ask myself if I'm the only one here that likes monstergirls and isn't autistic. What is wrong with all of you.

>> No.16813195

>>16813190
>I was just pretending, I didn't mean what I said

The backing up is legendary.

>> No.16813196

>>16813191
The same way I know what my waifu is like of course.

>> No.16813197

>>16813195
I wasn't pretending though anon. "The definition of X" is a figure of speech. I mean what I said.

>> No.16813198

>>16813194
>that likes monstergirls and isn't autistic
Oh you.

>> No.16813199

>>16813194
80% memes, 15% waifus, 5% new content. Reddit, except that's a bad word.

>> No.16813203

>>16813199
Go back to where you came from.

>> No.16813204

>>16813198
Hey man, I got pulled in with gentle femdom.

>> No.16813205

>>16813194
Bear in mind most non autistic people don't comment at all during times like these
In fact in making these comments just meta-commenting on it we're outing ourselves as being at least some bit on the spectrum
Just say-an

>> No.16813208

>>16813205
I've never pretended I'm not.

>> No.16813209

>>16813205
That's fair, but it occasionally gets so bad I'm at a literal loss of words to describe it. I mean, really? We're actually bitching about Game of Thrones? Is this for real.

>> No.16813212
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>>16813209
I haven't been paying attention, I dunno
Have a hatter with great tits

>> No.16813214

>>16813209
Blame the fags that got butthurt for being called out for their shit taste.

>> No.16813216

>>16813196
I hate it when fags like you are right.

>> No.16813217

>>16813212
>You will never wake up in a Mad Hatter's bed.
>She will never bring you tea and thank you for the amazing date.

>> No.16813223

>>16813217
Ah, here comes that sadness again.
>You'll never just talk nonsense to her hearing her refined voice as she talks you in circles and convinces you there's nothing out of the ordinary getting your fifth handjob in an hour as you sip tea with your 'date'
>You'll never know she's doing it and not care that she is

>> No.16813224
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>>16813209
All i want to do is talk about an escapist setting so that i can get away from the horrors of life and the endless sea of depression im in.

Is that too much to ask for? Fuck this, Have a picture of best daughteru species.

>> No.16813225

>>16813212
mad hatters would be top tier if it wasn't for the fungus/spore thing. That shit can burn.

>> No.16813229

>>16813224
>Escapist setting to get away from the horrors of life and the endless sea of depression
>Game of Thrones
I think I know what the problem is.

>> No.16813231

>>16813225
Your loss, pleb!

>> No.16813234

>>16813225
But you'd still attend their tea parties when invited?

It would be impolite to refuse.

>> No.16813236

>>16813203
fite me

>> No.16813238

>>16813225
Mamono

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16813241

>>16813234
I'd attend alright

>> No.16813252

>>16813241
While you're at it, I heard there's a few parasite slimes and ropers out in some old dungeons.

>> No.16813255
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16813255

Be careful of who you make eye contact with at a bar.

>> No.16813256

What is it that makes spiders such incredibly best girls?

>> No.16813261

>>16813252
Truly, the paladins have a place in this world after all.

>> No.16813264
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16813264

>>16813256
Bondage anytime, anywhere. Bondage at home, bondage at school, hopefully not in the pool. Rape bondage, snuggle bondage, bondage for any mood and occasion.

>> No.16813272

>>16813256
> big girls
> playful with their food
> somewhat dangerous, but not overtly
> enjoy teasing, from ara aras to the poison of nachos
> rope play. control. but also a bit of obsessive attentiveness
> will keep you where they want you, because they do want you

I'd say its in their nature, probably.

>> No.16813275

>>16813255
Nightmares should go home and stay home
The only good centaur is White Horn

>>16813256
They're cute, scary and sexy. You just can't beat such a complete package
They also have plenty of neat traits with their venom, web-spinning, sadistic nature, etc...

It took me a while to realize the greatness of spiders but they truly are among the best family of monster girls

>> No.16813278
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>>16813275
Nightmares are for exciting dreams!

>> No.16813285

>>16813278
Red Oni gives you wings? Or alcoholism? It's just some kinda 4loco, isn't it?!

On a side note, why isn't there an obvious Pegasus girl yet..?

>> No.16813290

>>16813278
OH YEAH

>> No.16813291
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16813291

Loen doodle of Miia based on a conversation we where having where I said to "string me up" because of something.

Lewd cute

>> No.16813297

>>16813291
woo snake tiddys

>> No.16813305

>>16813278
I'm not saying their dream powers are bad, but you can't tell me you seriously want a small, shy and sexually inept centaur as any sort of significant other?

>>16813285
>Pegasus girl
That would make the 2nd good centaur, I'd love to groom her wings and go on sky rides with her

>> No.16813318

>>16813291
Shaka shaka shaka

>> No.16813321
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16813321

>>16813291
Just jacked this from his DA too.

>> No.16813328

>>16813321
I'm going to marry that Automaton!

>> No.16813329

>>16813305
I'd figure there would be crossover with both wyverns and unicorns. Proud and demanding, but also pure and loyal. They would insist that their men are always prepared to ride out to a fight, for justice. 'Course, that might crossover with the Valkyries too. Y-you don't think that they were... wiped out by the competition...?

>> No.16813331

>>16813321
Cute

>>16813328
She won't be able to compute your request
What will do you when her circuits start smoking because you asked her in marriage?

>> No.16813334

>>16813331
What do you do in that situation?

>> No.16813336

>>16813334
Kiss her and declare your love in detail?

>> No.16813339

>>16813329
That sounds good though you'd get tired of her waking you up in the middle of the night to go fight some random "threat" she felt coming

>Y-you don't think that they were... wiped out by the competition...?
I don't get it

>> No.16813346

>>16813224
>implying your depression isn't karmic retribution that you're only aggravating by fleeing

>> No.16813348

>>16813336
>declaring your love in detail
>this makes the Automaton overheat

>> No.16813368

>>16813339
You know, monsters used to fight each other all the time before the current DL. It was how they decided the pecking order. Who is to say that some girls didn't like others trying to creep in on their unique appeals?

> tfw your Pegasus girlfriend dragged you across town because somebody bumped into someone and forgot to say 'excuse me.'

>> No.16813376

>>16813368
>They start fighting.
>Their husbands tart talking to one another and become fast friends.
I always loved the idea of this.

>> No.16813378

>>16813348
>Anon causes her Automaton to glow red hot after declaring his undying love for her
Take responsibility

>>16813368
Oh, that didn't cross my mind. I don't think any species got wiped out, maybe they were made rare from all the slaughtering but a complete genocide would shock me

>Some guy throws his empty water bottle at a garbage bin
>He misses and doesn't pick it up
>Pegasus girlfriend suddenly drags you to "put an end to the rampant crime scourging the streets"

>> No.16813387

>>16813376
>>16813378

I like this pure bird horse.

>> No.16813404

>>16813070
Marry her? I just met her?

>> No.16813413

>>16813194
I just often fail to find a conversation I can contribute. I don't like making too many white noise posts.

>> No.16813423

>>16813212
Its always hot when a girl who always wears a hat is seen without said hat. Its like, whoa.

>> No.16813427

>>16813387
I think Pegasuses would get triggered if you referred to them as anything other than a Pegasus

>Mindlessly talk about how your Pegasus girlfriend is the prettiest centaur you've ever seen
>She goes off on a long tangent about how it is disgraceful to bunch them with centaurs and how you soiled her honor and must make up for it

>> No.16813431

>>16806146
Escape from Apophis-san's love dungeon!~

>> No.16813433

>>16813212
This is the pic that made Mad Hatters my mg waifu. That being said, it is kind of scary how much harder I try in my endeavors when all I have to do is think
>She wouldn't want you to quit this early, it's not even tea time
And I'll be able to continue on. Honestly thanks to her I'm really turning my life around.

>> No.16813440

>>16813433
I hate matangos but I love hatters. I think its the whole thing about it literally growing on you when it comes to matangos that turns me off. These are atleast somewhat sentient.

>> No.16813442

>>16813440
Hatters are just nice girls who make delicious tea and can hold a good conversation.

>> No.16813444

>>16813442
A shame I don't enjoy tea nor coffee. What else can they make?

>> No.16813446

>>16813433
>This is the pic that made Mad Hatters my mg waifu.
That's heartwarming
Did anyone else meet his waifu by seeing art of her (except for the profile one)

>>16813440
Matangos aren't all that bad, but you need a very specific taste and lifestyle to want to get shroomed that hard
Meanwhile Mad Hatters are much more subtle and seductive in their endeavors, their human legs and mobility helps them a lot too

>> No.16813447

>>16813444
Small pastries and cakes to go with said tea.

>> No.16813451

>>16813446
I had to commission artwork to see my waifu.

>> No.16813455

>>16813446
What lifestyle would that be? Super duper depressed and want to escape reality by literally having psychoactive mushrooms implanted in your brain?

>> No.16813456

>>16813455
Matangos are for the people so far gone they can't even roll out of bed.
>just plant a waifu on me and call it a day

>> No.16813459

>>16813456
I hope I never get that far, that's just depressing to think about.

>> No.16813460

>>16813451
I feel you, all the art is nice and all but if you have a clear mental image of your waifu it does nothing for you

>>16813455
Something like that though I was thinking more along the lines of >>16813456
When all you want to do in life is literally nothing then a Matango is an attractive option, you get to do nothing and feel good too

>> No.16813491

This is a longshot, but do we got any musicians in this thread that want to make songs about monster girls? It'd be pretty neat.

>> No.16813494

>>16813491
If they were here and wanted to do such a song they would already have done it.

>> No.16813495

>>16813491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp1o5DSXMJs

>> No.16813506

>>16813495
That was kinda neat.

>> No.16813513

Friendly reminder that Kikimoras learn assassination techniques, practice hand to hand combat skills and undergo weapons training, because a master cannot be truly happy unless he is also safe from anyone that might do him harm.

>> No.16813516

>>16813495
Nice, fun listen

>> No.16813517

>>16813491
Fuck no. Every attempt I've seen to do something like this has been a massive autism-fest.

>> No.16813544
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16813544

Why spend sad and lonely nights at home when you can go to the succubar?
You can even get free drinks if you creampie your server

>> No.16813546

>>16813544
I could get free drinks from that lonely ogre eyeballing me at the end of the bar, though.

>> No.16813554

>>16813546
Succubi are classier tho
Go for the Ogre if you're into crude alcohol and beer

>> No.16813560

>>16813554
Sex is sex. There is no way to make it classy.

>> No.16813563

>>16813491
Don't try and force it. Sometimes, if you're lucky, a few good things just start to happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88

>> No.16813569

>>16813560
Are you seriously implying that an Ogre smashing your pelvis and turning you into her fuck toy is as classy as slow, highly-skilled sex from a Succubus aka the master of seduction?

>> No.16813572

>>16813513
I want to meet a kiki with zero housework skill and absurdly natural murder instinct.
Wanna smile at her daily life clumsiness that has most of her family embarrassed.
Wanna help her enjoy a normal life.
And if something happens and we are under threat?
Well, I'd have to protect a few very foolish robbers from a girl who just wants to maintain her normal, happy, daily life.
It seems nice.

>> No.16813573

>>16813544
Why would I go and be sad at a bar instead of just being sad while playing games that make me happy?

>> No.16813587

>>16813573
You could compromise, go to the bar and bring back a server home
I heard Succubi are avid gamers, they are born to handle joysticks

>> No.16813591

>>16813587
Eh, rather than either of those, I'd think some kind of undead might be fun to drink with. Wouldn't a lolipyre with a glass of red wine and tales of the old days when she was a countess' daughter before being monsterized have tales to tell? Wouldn't it be fun to watch her argue with the bartender about her legality to be served and get all pouty? She'd be older than most people in the city by centuries.

>> No.16813598

>>16813587
So do we have to play with the "the one who wins get's to be top"?

>> No.16813603
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16813603

It's pretty chilly tonight. Why is she opening her shirt?

>> No.16813604

>>16813603
The shrooms went to her head.

>> No.16813605

>>16813591
That sounds like a blast too
A drunk lolipyre sounds like a lot to deal with, especially if she starts wanting to suck your blood in public

>>16813598
It's a win win for her since she likes both position

>> No.16813607

>>16813603
Because hatters are whores.

>> No.16813609

>>16813544
I value my virginity.

>> No.16813610

>>16813427
the plural is pegasi

>> No.16813612

>>16813603
That's the infamous Mat Hatter's mating ritual
By doing so they not only arouse the male but also release more spores to seduce him

>>16813607
You take that back
Mad Hatter is the one species who is dressed head to toes and doesn't reveal any skin

>> No.16813613

>>16813605
> So you see, the 'Impaler' thing wasn't entirely untrue... *hic*
> But those accursed paladin wenches blew the whole thing out of proportion.
> So what if I enjoyed playing matchmaker, huh?!
> And so what if I insisted they consummated their new relationships in front of me?
> It's not like there was any internet or access to a decent porn channel back then, it's practically the norm nowadays... *hic*
> It was totally unfair. No guys were ever strong enough to even reach the castle. I was waiting for some daring vampire hunter to fall into a dangerous romance with, but the damn guards always got to 'em first...

>> No.16813614

>>16813605
So she would loss on purpose? Damn that Succubi is a lewd.

>> No.16813620

>>16813610
Pegasus husband detected. I bet she called you to correct this injust grammar on this Vietnamese finger painting forum.

>> No.16813622

>>16813587
>>16813573
Game bars are a thing. It's where nerdy Succubi hang out.

>> No.16813631

>>16813622
What about music nerds where I can talk about music all day? Where can I find those?

>> No.16813632

>>16813622
They're all hipsters, anon. Gaming is by its very nature a way to hide away from the world in a cozy fantasy, and bars are there to socialize, drink, and be awkward. You'll either get the "Lol love Zelda's green hat" types or the "It's probably too obscure for you" types at one of those.

Of course, then again you'd be the only guy in the room in MGC. In fact, over there it would be designed as a trap for the asocial types. D-did monstergirls fix shitty ironic bars? Praise the DL.

>> No.16813634

>>16813622
Fake nerds are trash.

>> No.16813635

>>16813610
This Anon is right >>16813620
Go trim your wife's hooves or something

>> No.16813642

>>16813609
But why?
Are you trying to attract Unicorns?

>>16813613
Can you imagine how embarrassed she will be when she learns that you had to piggy back her to her castle?
She might have to make you her butler just so that you won't be able to tell other people about it

>> No.16813649
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16813649

Tell me, why are the squirrels so cute?

>> No.16813651

>>16813634
Agreed when it comes to 3D. Would love to go to one in MGC though.

>> No.16813652

>>16813622
This >>16813632
The kind of Succubi that hangs out at a gamer bar aren't the best ones
I'd rather meet a complete NEETcubus through an MMO

>>16813634
There is an easy way to determine if a monster girl is a fake nerd
You ask her if she'd prefer sex in bed or sex while playing games, if she replies in bed then you can throw her out

>> No.16813654

>>16813649
Cuz they got nuts

>> No.16813655

>>16813651
>>16813652
If a woman says she's a "nerd" she's absolutely pretending, even the 2D ones.

>> No.16813657

>>16813649
They're fluffy and they know it, hence the smugness. And they know what you fapped to last night too.

>> No.16813665

>>16813649
They spread gossip and love letters!

They're like Cupids, but better and fluffy!

>> No.16813674

>>16813652
You fail to seek the true answer, anon. She must offer to swap on death, then spend the time she isn't playing sexually harassing you to try and throw off your game. It's a win win for her- that somewhat selfish but honest bit is what's missing here.

>> No.16813676

>>16813657
>that spoiler
I would if there was any porn of them.

>> No.16813677

>>16813199
These threads are just 10% monstergirls
20% reddit
15% concentrated power of bait
5% discussion
50% pain
And a 100% autism to shitpost it again

>> No.16813683

>>16813649
They're smug, they're fluffy, they're portable, what else do you need?

>>16813657
I wonder if a Ratatoskr would retire after learning that Anon is into mofu suffocation or some other messed up fetishes related to tails

>> No.16813686

I want to prone bone a monster gyaru.

>> No.16813688

>>16813683
> portable
There's a thought. Newsrat got you down? No problem! Pick her up and carry her away! Their secret? They are only smug on the surface; get one flustered, and she's much easier to handle!

>> No.16813696

If monster girls ever become real the first thing that should be done is to have every Sith, Matango and Diamond Trumpart moved to Canada and have that shithole nuked.

>> No.16813697

>>16813655
Monster girls would be especially ashamed of their gaming related hobbies
Every other girl out there is having a blast with their husband, meanwhile they seclude themselves and give up on life

>>16813674
There are so many lewd things you can while playing games
My favorite would be creampie her whenever she dies in Dark Souls. She'd be cumflated by the end of the session

>> No.16813699

>>16813686
Gyarus are good
Gyarus with tanlines are great

>prone bone
Would she be to lay completely flat despite her huge breasts? They'd have to be really soft for that to happen

>>16813688
Ratatoskr are for kabe-don and sudden physical contact
She won't be so smug when you surprise hug her and sniff her hair

>> No.16813706

>>16812857
> Little kid regards Wock with disgust; calls her extra mouths weird and gross, refuses hugs.
Too mean

>> No.16813708

>>16813699
flat/small chested kogyaru > *

>> No.16813712

>>16813491
>It'd be pretty neat.
And tremendously autistic.

>> No.16813719

>>16813708
>kogyaru
Gyarus can be pure, kogyarus are 100% confirmed perverted

I bet MG kogyarus don't even wear panties and so when they bend down you can see their private part in full view
Could species with monstrous bottom halves be kogyarus?

>> No.16813721

>>16813706
Little kids could probably bully the heck out of some monstergirls. Like, take gazers for example. Normally you'd think they have an advantage over other monoeyes, but there's so many more sensitive bits for some rude kid to poke or grab at.

>> No.16813723

>>16813719
I can't think of a single pure gyaru that isn't a kogyaru

>> No.16813725

>>16813677
kek

>> No.16813726

>>16813677
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING

>> No.16813728

>>16813719
Hard to say. Most monstergirl clothing somehow seems more perverted than walking around in the nude anyway. Plus, there is the whole "monstergirls don't think lewd is bad like silly humans do" thing.

I'd say it's possible though. Sneks could bully guys by wrapping around an arm or a leg and taunting them, certainly!

>> No.16813731

>>16809973

Dark Valkyrie/Dhampir

3 - hour glass

10 - Chimera/twins + 9 Bakunyuu

6 - Paizuri + Handholding Cuddlesex

1 - 2 years younger

Twin # 2

9 - Species norm

10 - Chimera/twins + 9 Bakunyuu

5 - Handholding Cuddlesex

1 - 2 years younger

This gotta be interesting as hell.

>> No.16813741

>>16813723
What about all the gyarus who hang out at the beach? They're definitely pure

>>16813728
Right, lamias would rock that look
Scyllas and maybe arachnes too

>> No.16813743

>>16813741
Gyaru's who hand out at the beach are scary.

>> No.16813746
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Happy lizard.

>> No.16813751

>>16813743
Absolutely not, they are simply relaxing and improving their tan

>>16813746
Needs more undeath

>> No.16813754

>>16813751
But they come up to me and ask me about stuff.

>> No.16813756 [DELETED] 

>>16813741
Kogyaru can go to the beach.
Here's a kogyaru in a bikini http://assets.gelbooru.com//images/16/fd/16fd31fa2f1d4de1e7cef0311cc30392.png

>> No.16813761

>>16813741
Kogyaru can go to the beach.
Here's a kogyaru in a bikini http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3126615

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>>16813070
There's only two goats I'd ever marry anon, and that's not one of them.

>> No.16813769

>>16813754
Gyarus are highly sociable, it's only normal for them to walk up to other bitch visitors and engage in discussions

What's so scary about a nicely tanned Scylla dressed like >>16813761 asking you about how your day went so far?

>> No.16813773

>>16813719
>>16813728
Even the classy mgs don't wear panties.

>> No.16813775

>>16813773
Nopan a shit.

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>>16813275
>The only good centaur is

White Horn, Nightmare, Unicorn, Dairy Breed, and Small Breed.

>> No.16813777

>>16813769
It's just scary okay!

Galko is a miracle of the universe.

>> No.16813778

>>16813768
I want to love that goat.

>> No.16813784

>>16809973
>Trumpart
Well, alright, but gonna roll for what type of card girl.
And I get a diamond trumpart. Things will get freaky.
>Choose one
Well, that's no fun, but since I get a choice I'll go with hourglass shaped.
>Bottom heavy
Oh my. There will be face-sitting I am sure.
>Rape roleplay fetish
Wait a second rng-kun, why are you making the most perverted dom that could be imaginable? Can you see into my heart?
>Same age
I guess not, couldn't even get an even number here. Well, least important roll anyways.

>> No.16813790

>>16813773
Well, that's just how the vast majority of monster girls roll and isn't really indicative of how perverted a species is
Just because a Wurm wants to be comfy and doesn't wear panties doesn't make her bad
Wurms are PURE

You could even make an argument that species who do wear panties are the lewdest

>>16813775
You can get your waifu to wear panties, MGs will do anything to improve sex and make their husband happy

>> No.16813813

>>16813746
The cutest. I want to make my female lizard extremelly happy.

>>16813751
Ew no.

>> No.16813814

>>16813642
>But why?

I'm saving it to make my first time special with an MG. I'll just buy a drink from the Succubus bar, nothing sexual involved.

>> No.16813824

>>16813776
Nightmares are bad though their power is good

Unicorn is good only if you're into pure love and the most vanilla of relationship

>Spoiler
Those are just variants of regular Centaur, and we all know regular Centaur is bad

>>16813814
>I'm saving it to make my first time special with an MG.
That's a noble goal, may I ask what species you have in mind?

>> No.16813825

Mere female lizards.

>> No.16813831

>>16813777
>Socially awkward Anon is scared of any form of socializing
Acting like that will make them find you even cuter
Expect a lot of hugs and kisses, since you are bad with words they'll express their love with their bodies (in non-lewd ways of course)

>>16813813
>Ew no.
There is no way you can look at a Dragon Zombie's honest smile and tell me she isn't happy
Meanwhile regular Dragons have to worry about so much that it hinders of their well being

>> No.16813833

>>16813824
All Centaur are good anon.

At least in MGE anyway, mileage may vary elsewhere.

>> No.16813836

>>16813831
I'm never going to leave my room in that case.

I'll be safe from Gyaru monster girls then.

>> No.16813839

>>16813824
Two scaly beasts who are very important to me.

>> No.16813840

>>16813831
Of course she is happy, the only thing in her mind are cocks. I much prefer a monster that can still think about stuff and function normally.

>> No.16813845
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16813845

Selkie

>> No.16813846

>>16813839
But who is going to take your first?

>> No.16813849

>>16813825
t. single old Dragon who's dying alone

>> No.16813851

>>16813846
Both at the same time? If that's at all possible.

>>16813825
Prideful mere female lizards

They defeat the shame by being proud of it

>> No.16813856

>>16813836
Never order pizza either then
You wouldn't want a cute gyaru delivery girl to start a conversation with you

>>16813840
Go ahead and deal with her excessive pride, her ridiculous urge to increase her hoard and her inflated ego
I'll be pampering my Dragon Zombie in the meantime

>> No.16813868

>>16813856
Okay, no pizza, lock the doors and barricade the windows.

They won't get me.

>> No.16813869

>>16813856
Sure, I'll stroke her ego and mock her a few times so she gets annoyed, I'll be proud of having her as a wife just like she is proud of having me as a husband and I'll go on adventrues with her to grab some nice and shiny treasure.
Sounds way better to me than just having a onahole.

>> No.16813874

>>16813603
I don't know but maybe you should also drop your pants

If you don't, I'll drop my pants

>> No.16813875

>>16813833
At first I disliked all centaurs on the basis that their monstrous half is not attractive in any way and is an inconvenience in daily life too
With time I eventually learned to like them, though I still think they are a lesser family of monster girls with only a few good members

>>16813849
It's so sad to think about a prideful Dragon who held dear to her heart the fact that she never stooped so low as to indulge in carnal pleasure with humans, and looked down on other dragons because of it only for her to die a lonely death and comeback as a mindless Dragon Zombie

>> No.16813880

>>16813851
Unless you drink a doppel potion or get something that gives you two cocks I don't see it happening.

>> No.16813891

>>16813868
What is your end goal, to live and die a hikikomori?
Even then if you don't keep your house clean you can get infested by gyaru Devil Bugs

>>16813869
Good for you to like all this annoying stuff
I hope that you will at least enjoy some more comfy activities such as shining her scales and rubbing her wings

>Sounds way better to me than just having a onahole.
Dragon Zombies are so much more than an onahole, they're a big bundle of love and lust that you must cherish and take care of

>> No.16813893

>>16813891
Hmm, maybe I should hire a maid.

I mean there's no such thing as a gyaru Kiki right?

>> No.16813901

>>16813880
I'll find a way. I have to.

>>16813891
>Dragon Zombies are so much more than an onahole, they're a big bundle of love and lust that you must cherish and take care of

So much this. Dragon zombies are my world!

>> No.16813910

>>16813891
>annoying
Sounds to me that you can't handle normal dragon, but now I understand one of the reasons people go for the ZD. Dragons are indeed too great for someone like you.

>love and lust that you must cherish and take care of
I can see the appeal of simple girls, but just having them crave from my dick isn't enough to make me stick to them.

>> No.16813920

>>16813893
Gyaru kikis are definitely a thing
Fashionable maids are the best

>>16813901
>I'll find a way. I have to.
You could give your first insertion to one but give your first creampie to the other

>>16813910
Dragons are a high effort high reward species, but I don't particularly value the reward of daily life with a Dragon
I'd rather spend all these efforts into making a Dragon Zombie the happiest mere female lizard in the world

>> No.16813924

I want art of the smug squads worst enemy, the simple squad.

>> No.16813928

>>16813924
Some of the smug squad shouldn't even be part of it

>> No.16813930

>>16813924
>Smug squad's enemy
>Not the jaded human squad

>> No.16813951

>>16813920
>You could give your first insertion to one but give your first creampie to the other

That's a good idea. I can imagine doing that but then the other would get jealous and I'd have to immediately creampie the other.

Flipping the coin would be necessary when making love to my waifus.

>> No.16813960

>>16806691
>we knew Alp was an Elf all along
Wait, what? Why didn't I get this memo?

>> No.16813961

>>16813951
>Poligamy
Heathens get out

>> No.16813962

>>16813920
Yeah, if you just want sex and cuddles than a zombie dragon is for you, if you want a more lively and full relationship then normal dragon it is.

>> No.16813975

>>16806146
>Yandere OP
>No yandere discussion
Unacceptable. Post 'em, dudes.

>> No.16813979

>>16813924
Dragon Zombie, Dorome, Wurm and ?

>>16813951
It's only normal for them to get jealous of each other if you aren't doing your job as a husband properly
Reptiles definitely don't seem like the type that enjoy swarming a man and having threesomes so make sure you alternate often and give both the same amount of time and love

I too have 2 waifus who dislike threesomes, I try my hardest to not show any favoritism

>> No.16813981

>>16813975
I wish I got kidnapped by a yandere high-school Kejorou who turned me into a good boy with rigid schooling.

>> No.16813992

>>16813975
My waifu is already a Yandragon. Yandragons a bestest.

>> No.16813994

>>16813992
She's in the room with you right now, isn't she?

>> No.16813998

>>16813686
I want a gyaru Pharaoh that makes use of her rear at every opportunity.

>> No.16814006

>>16813961
I'm sorry you feel that way. But I can assure you I love them so much that I can't even put it into scale.

>>16813979
I'd still have threesomes and I'm sure they'd get jealous but that's the good part because then they'd try to outfuck each other. By the end of the night my pelvis shall be no more. It's so close to heaven.

I'd try my best to be the best possible husband I could be for my Dragons. And I'd make sure to show them equal amounts of love.

>spoiler

A brother who understands the struggle and reward.

>> No.16814013

>>16813994
I wish, instead i always have the feeling of being watched and random feelings of pleasure to compensate i guess.

Jesus christ i just realize how much i think about her, i think at least 95% of my thoughts are about her.

>> No.16814016

>>16813992
Aren't all dragons yan in some way? Still, you have great taste my friend.

>> No.16814018

>>16814013
I think about mine whenever I'm in bed, even it it's just to lie down while watching my Japanese animes.

>> No.16814036

Reminder that Salamanders are amphibians and you should take on to the Red Sea for your honey moon so you can dive and check out some of the most beautiful scenery in the world.

>> No.16814046

>>16806450
KC does Miia better than crab.

>> No.16814052

>>16814046
that's gotta hurt

>> No.16814058

>>16814046
Yeah, KC knows Meer a shit and depicts her as a childish, selfish cunt who cheats at vidya.

>> No.16814061

>>16814046
>Crab falls to the harem + MC-gets-hurt-for-comedy meme
>Suddenly everything goes to shit

>> No.16814066
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>>16814046
And Rachne, and all of them. I wish he made Tio.

>> No.16814071

>>16813686
I want to be sexually bulled by a gyaru Holt and her delinquent Mino sister.

>> No.16814078

>>16814066
>Rachnera Arachnera
Man I still can't get over this fucking name.
Fucking crabman.

>> No.16814079

>>16813975
Yandere monster girls are too dangerous
Best case scenario you live your entire life fearing the day she snaps
Worst case scenario you get chained up in a dungeon and she uses her yan to break you until your only reason to live is her

>>16814006
>I'd try my best to be the best possible husband I could be for my Dragons. And I'd make sure to show them equal amounts of love.
I'll cheer you on brother
By the way do you have a plan to avoid the disaster of getting one pregnant before the other?

>> No.16814083

>>16814079
>Worst case scenario you get chained up in a dungeon and she uses her yan to break you until your only reason to live is her
>Worst

>> No.16814087

>>16814078
I know, it's like some guy named Herman Manning.

>> No.16814091

>>16814016
They are just a little possessive.

>>16814006
I wonder how hard it would be to have a harem of three or more dragons.

>> No.16814102

>>16814079
>By the way do you have a plan to avoid the disaster of getting one pregnant before the other?

No and that's what I'm really scared of. I'm bound to get the Jabberwock pregnant before the Zombie Dragon. But I have a plan, the Jabberwock gets pregnant and I just spend the next month impregnating the Zombie Dragon. Using all the fertility potions I could possibly buy to knock her up.

I know it's a bad plan but I can't have one Dragom rubbing and loving her egg bump while the other sits there daughteruless. It just hurts my heart too much to imagine so my priority would be to knock them up both at reletively the same time.

>>16814091
You'd ascend beyond mortal needs and become a God with some cutie wives.

>> No.16814110

>>16814079
Looks like someone hasn't read enough yan to realize their greatness.

We've dispatched one to your house. Please remain where you are

>> No.16814114

>>16814110
>Yandere Squad that kicks in your door

That sounds scary.

>> No.16814117

>>16814066
>spider knees
I HATE IT

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>>16814114
>>16814110
Is it her?

>> No.16814125

>>16814117
HE HATES IT

>> No.16814126

>>16813975
All lamias are a bit yandere, people seem to forget this

>> No.16814130

>>16814114
>yandere squad
>they end up killing themselves
>now you have a bunch of corpses to take care of
Remember to have holy water if one of them revives

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16814131

Anyone here know how to teach someone to draw?

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>>16814126
What would a Medusa do if she finds out you're getting too friendly to another girl?

Petrify your dick so you cannot cum without her permission?

>> No.16814147

>>16814132
>Petrify your dick so you cannot cum without her permission?

Muh fetish

>> No.16814157

>>16814132
Petrify your arms and legs for a while

It's their version of being chained

>> No.16814161

>>16814102
>Jabberwock
>Zombie Dragon
My 2 favorite dragons, patrician taste

It seems like getting one pregnant the other is an inevitability though as long as your heart is in the right place everything should go well
My plan is basically the same, as soon as one gets pregnant I'll shift my entire focus to impregnate the other ASAP
I will finally be able to call my life a sucess after seeing both my daughters from different mothers playing together
Good luck and may the god of fertility smile upon you and your wives

>> No.16814169

>>16814131
What kind of fairy is this?

>> No.16814174

>>16814169
It's a Wyvern who got shrunk so she could pretend she's anon's Muse.

>> No.16814177

>>16814102
>>16814161
You guys do know that when pregnant monster girls get even more hungry, lustful and crazy for pamper, right? And we are already talking about dragons who are really greedy, so I don't think it would work too well.

>> No.16814193

>>16814131
Draw a lot, look up what you did wrong, repeat

>> No.16814196

>>16814193
>look up what you did wrong
How does this part work?

>> No.16814200

>>16814196
Use references or something.

>> No.16814213

>>16814177
The first few months of pregnancy should be alright, later on it might be a "problem" but I'm sure there is enough time in a day to pamper your pregnant waifu and impregnate the other
If not you can always use magic or even move to Pandemonium for unlimited time
Thinking about it now, the Pandemonium idea isn't too bad

>Waifu 1 gets pregnant first
>Go to Pandemonium with waifu 2
>Impregnate her no matter how long it takes
>Leave Pandemonium
>Only about half a day passed by in the regular world

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>>16814196
Look at images of what you did wrong and compare it to what you made to see where you need to fix it.

>> No.16814232

>>16814213
Eh. I guess that is the only way, then you spend having just sex for a few months and you should be good with two daughterus.

>> No.16814234

>>16814161
Your life goals are right, you've got the right mindset. Seeing happy daughterus and happy pregnant mothers is what life is all about.

Same to you anon, I hope you get that life.

>>16814177
>implying it's not my dream to have a hungry dragon who needs pampering

Going to shower them in affection and tend to their needs and nothing will stop me!

>> No.16814245

>>16814213
You've got the right idea. That sounds like a good plan. I'd probably do something like that.

I love it when a plan comes together.

>> No.16814248

I want to kidnap an Alice and tie her to the railroad tracks!

>> No.16814250

>>16814234
It might be your dream, anon, but you have one dick and two waifus that requires it 24/7. Just you wanting to pleasure them won't do so you need a plan.

>> No.16814256

>>16814161
>>16814213
What happens when you inevitably have 2 eggs hatching at once anon?

>> No.16814258

>>16814248
Is there a dudley do-right whitehorn to your snidely whiplash?

>> No.16814261

>>16814248
I remember doing this to someone who fucked with me in Red Dead Redemption. Good times.

>> No.16814270

>>16814258
Of course, that way nobody would actually die so I could keep doing it to the same Alice! I'd do it so often that she'd eventually get up and defend me in court because it's my fetish and I can't control it!
>tfw that actually happened in one episode

>> No.16814275

>>16813686
I want to bum a monster gyaru.

>> No.16814282

>>16814275
I feel sorry for those that marry true gyarus.

>> No.16814283

>>16814248
Alices are only for kind onii-chans who will play with them and go on crazy adventures with them, and perverted old men

>>16814256
Simple, you get twice the joy
Wouldn't you want that to happen to you?

>> No.16814293

>>16814283
>and perverted old men
There's nothing more perverted than kidnapping an Alice, tying hr up really tight and gagging her, and then dumping her on some railroad tracks and cackling maniacally while twirling my moustache!

>> No.16814301

>>16813431
Mine would be less escape more playful resistance

>> No.16814315

>>16814301
I would squat in there and tell her I just want to have a home even if it's in a cage.
That'll activate her motherly insticnts I hope. Then I'll give her the D and when she asks why I'll her it's my nature as a man. When she asks me what I mean by that I tell her that her ancestor bit my ancestor

>> No.16814324

>>16813930
Reporting in

>> No.16814326

>>16814301
>playful resistance to a yan

The best type of living, think about just hiding one day watching as she has a breakdown and cry's just for you to come up behind her and hug her!

Now think about how shes going to tie you down and rape you while she ever watches because you "get lost too much" and how she "must make sure you dont disappear again"

>> No.16814332

Just beat Nier Automata for the first time.
>You will never tell 2B she would look pretty with a flower in her hair
>She will never emotionlessly scoff at you and tell you to focus on the job
>You will never see her the next day slightly flusteres with a flower in her hair trying to maintain her stern demeanor even

>> No.16814334

>>16814250
I'll have a plan and I know that with all my heart I'd pleasure those dragons. Even if I'm left in A&E with a smashed up pelvis. It's worth it.

>> No.16814342

>>16814332
Girls with flowers in their hair are my thing!

>> No.16814354

Wearing matching collars with your waifu!

>> No.16814356

>>16814293
Sexually perverted, not perverted in a twisted way

>>16814301
Yanderes aren't dumb, she will notice it and interpret as you acting tsun
Do you really want her to get shiny yan eyes or even heart pupils? Because that's what will happen once she realizes that you love her back

>> No.16814365

>>16814342
They are way too cute. Even cuter when the flower was given by someone special to her.

>>16814354
I'd only wear the collar during lewd time. My choice of accessory to show our relationship is a jeweled necklace.

>> No.16814380

>>16814354
That sounds like a good time anon! I feel like regardless of what outfits my waifu and daughteru and I would choose to wear on a given day, we'd always make sure to wear matching collars.

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>>16814354
i prefer a matching cowbell

>> No.16814407

>>16814397
Double-Definitely cute.

>> No.16814415

>>16814365
>>16814380
>>16814397
>being able to tell a husband's waifu because of the jewelry/accessories he wears
Neat.

>> No.16814419

>>16814407
D for Dairy!

>> No.16814422

>>16814397
You know what that's actually a nice idea I had never thought of before, I really personally don't like the whole collar thing and would most likely never wear one willingly but I do think it'd be easier to convince me to wear a matching bell with my Holstaur wife.

>> No.16814425

>>16814415
Do you think a Hatter wife would grow me my own hat?

>> No.16814426

>>16814397
>>16814422
The question is, do you leave them on during sex?
CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG

>> No.16814429

>>16814425
You'd grow it yourself

>> No.16814430

>>16814425
Given that you yourself are not a mushroom, she'd probably get you a nice top hat.
All the better for tea time.

>> No.16814439

>>16814415
Well a dragon, can't really properly wear a ring because of her claws, so we would get some fancy matching collars maybe from an adventure together or just from her hoard.

>> No.16814447

>>16814426
All the neighbors know when you and the wife are going at it. It was a little funny the first few minutes the first time.

>> No.16814451
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>>16814332
>9S will never buy fashionable t-shirts for 2B.

>> No.16814452

>>16814430
Well that's just splendid as well.
I'd melt if she had it custom made with her own styling and design in it.

>> No.16814456

>>16814354
Is what I dream of.

Me and my waifu both wear collars so wearing matching ones would be so cute! Of course I'd have different ones for different occasions but sitting at home cuddling while wearing matching collars makes me warm inside to imagine.

And it would come in handy for kissing sessions since we could attach our collars together and kiss for ages, not being able to break away from each other's embrace.

I don't know why I love collars so much. It's just a great marriage symbolism. Especially handy if your waifu can't put on a ring.

>> No.16814461

>>16814415
I'd wear some creepy living necklace then
I'm actually wearing rings to show my love for my waifus, I feel uneasy without them

>> No.16814463

>>16814439
I doubt a dragon wouldn't go for anything less than super shiny gold plated and diamond encrusted matching collars.

But that's ok because it's cute!

>> No.16814465

>>16814426
yes

>> No.16814474

>>16814452
>Tea soaked sex WITH HATS ON.mp4

>> No.16814475

>>16814415
But I'd feel silly in those little tokin hats.

>> No.16814486

>>16814456
>And it would come in handy for kissing sessions since we could attach our collars together and kiss for ages, not being able to break away from each other's embrace.
I still really love this idea too anon. That sort of forced closeness would make kissing so much more intimate!

I also like the idea of wearing a tandem ball gag with my waifu. We'd have to get super close and huggy to stay comfortable, and that forced mutual silence would be really comfy.

>> No.16814498

>>16814415
I'm sure I would have a collar that would make it my waifu's species apparent. I think it would also be a 'ceremony' collar aswell.

I'm not sure on the actually collar itself but I can see it having a short gold and blue stripped tie that dangles from the front of it.

>> No.16814503

>>16813321
I like how he made use of my advice.

>> No.16814536

>>16814486
I'm sure you and your waifu would love having each other gagged and comfy together.

>> No.16814547

I want to cut Wurm-chan in half so then I can have 2 Wurm-chan!

>> No.16814563

>>16814536
Most definitely! And I can just imagine how cute it would be to collar your waifu and have her collar you as part of your wedding ceremony.

>> No.16814564

>>16814547
What could even cut her? She can smash herself through entire mountains.

>> No.16814570

>>16812983
>Either way, it's hard to imagine her loving me, though. Like I can't even seem to fantasize about it.
This seems to be a very common issue here.

>> No.16814575

>>16814564
A kitchen knife heated to 1000 degrees celcius.

>> No.16814578

>>16814564
She managed to smash herself straight into my heart

>> No.16814587

>>16814475
Oh definitely. I prefer something more subtle, but I'm sure she would get something showy and great like our love.

>> No.16814589

>>16814563
Collaring at wedding ceremonies is too much for my heart to handle. It can either be very pure and cute, or lewd. Or even both!

>A waifu and her husbando are offered two collars placed on pillows
>Anon takes her collar as she turns around and says his vows before locking the collar around her neck
>anon turns around and his waifu does the same

Or if you want to lewd it up a bit.

>a third pillow is offered with a small chain
>they both grab the chain and lock it to a buckle on their collars
>the next 3 minutes is just them making out before pulling away a bit to break a saliva string

>> No.16814590

>>16814570
From the way it gets reiterated I can't help but wonder if it's the same sad sack every time.

>> No.16814591

>>16814570
It's probably because they see themselves having no qualities about them worth loving.

>> No.16814596

>>16814590
Its not theres at least 3 people doing it including me.
>>16814591
Probably due to self esteem issues.

>> No.16814599

>>16814589
Yes anon, very much yes. I'd love to have a wedding like that when I marry my waifu. The question is though, would you stay chained together all the way through the consummation? I know my waifu and I definitely would!

>> No.16814628

>>16814599
Of course!

I could see it going two ways though. Consummating the marriage later but still staying chained together. Or considering it's MGE, consummating the marriage right there and then at the altar, still being chained together.

>> No.16814648

>>16814628
I can envision both scenarios happening, but personally I'd be a fan of the former. I'm fine with wearing really lewd outfits and stuff in public, but full-on sex is just too intimate and private for me to want to do it in public. Besides, if we wait, we'd be able to look forward to consummation through the whole reception!

Which would you do anon?

>> No.16814675

>>16814590
>>16814591
We can only hope they understand how insufferably annoying they are to everyone else who are just trying to discuss Monstergirls.

>> No.16814680

>>16814648
Like you I'd do the former. The sex is much better when it's more intimate. But jeez the sex that night would be incredible.

>> No.16814688

>>16814680
>But jeez the sex that night would be incredible.
That's correct. Even if it isn't the best sex ever, it would definitely be the most memorable!

Would your waifu stay in her wedding dress for sex?

>> No.16814736

>>16814688
Probably not, but still wedding attire sex is lewd and often passionate. Especially considering all the lovey dovey you'd be doing prior. That's bound to make her horny.

Guess I should just be ready to be mounted with or without the suit.

>> No.16814745

I finally had a monstergirl dream last night, but it didn't involve my waifu.
>walking around a creepy decaying town with a hellhound
>she's nothing like a hellhound, she's disinterested and annoyed about something
>walk into a building filled with hospital beds everywhere, but otherwise abandoned
>a woman there says this is the place where couples for this religion consumate
>get taken to another room with one actually comfy looking bed
>hellhound suddenly prowls out of the shadows, eyes burning and shouting about how she can't take it anymore and how the moon is going to make her "attack" me.

Then I woke up before anything fun happened. I hope if I get another one I'll dream about a species I like instead. Also, that was terrifying. Its fun to fantasise about being jumped but the last bit was really creepy for some reason.

>> No.16814753

I wonder where do people who rack up tons of debt thanks to the MGC Casino go.

Do they end up in forced labor like in Kaiji S2?

>> No.16814761

>>16814753
Liters of cum can be used as currency to pay the dept and there are some haughty rich ladies willing to buy those who have no money.

>> No.16814765

>>16814745
Sounds like a nightmare if I'm honest. But I wish I had a Hellhound dream.

>> No.16814766

>>16814736
>Especially considering all the lovey dovey you'd be doing prior. That's bound to make her horny.
I feel you on that for sure. With emotions running that high the sex is bound to be super intimate and happy.

Personally I kind of like the idea of fucking my waifu in her wedding dress, but oony in a certain scenario. I'd kind of tossed the idea around that she might want to wear a latex wedding dress, and if she did I'd definitely want her wearing it when we consummate. If it's just a regular one though, then I'm sure she wouldn't want it to get messed up or anything.

Either way, after a beautiful night like that I'm sure we'd both just want to cuddle all of the next day, still chained together by our collars.

>> No.16814785

>>16814753
I always liked the ideas of MGC casinos where you can pay your debt by marrying one of the owner's relative

>Go bust in a Dragon casino
>Marry a nice Wurm to reimburse the casino

>> No.16814788

>>16814766
The wedding and consumption ecstasy would usually take a bit of time to ware off, so cuddling all day in each other's company the day after the wedding is expected.

There would be just nothing like princess carrying your waifu in her wedding dress to your room and then making sweet consummation sex. I'd try to get strong enough to do it just for the occasion. Or maybe she'd princess carry me? Either way sounds fantastic.

>> No.16814791

>>16814785
Sounds like a win-win scenario. I count the cards correctly, I make money. I count the cards incorrectly, I get a Wurm and all the jewels she can dig up.

>> No.16814813

>>16814791
I don't think there would be enough girls to marry at some point.

>> No.16814819

>>16814813
We just need to steal more eggs.

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>>16814753
I want to get forced to marry a permaloser Cyclops in exchange for forgiving my debts!

>> No.16814825

>>16814788
Oh, I'd definitely have to train up a little to be able to princess carry my waifu. I don't think she'd ever be able to princess carry me as I'm like 8 inches taller than her, but that's be fine. Carrying her around with me all day while I'm pampering her sounds like a fun time too, I'd like to be strong enough to where I could comfortably do that.

How close in height are you and your waifu? I've never been much for wanting to be carried, but I can see how it would be comfy.

>> No.16814829

>>16814824
Just force her to divorce you.

>> No.16814836

>>16814819
What kinds of eggs are we talkinga about?

>> No.16814841

>>16814836
Wurm eggs of course.

>> No.16814842

>>16814836
Dragon eggs. 150 of them.

>> No.16814844

All right I have to say it
A lot of the waifu discussions lately seem like they have nothing to do with monster girls and could be replaced with just any old human girl relationship with added lovey-dovey
I get that's not the intention but can we at least try and keep it tangibly related to monster girls

>> No.16814846

>>16814841
>>16814842
You'll just be sending men to die.

>> No.16814852

>>16814841
I don't know anon. Imagine the damage a berserk wurm would cause.

>>16814842
I hear dragonflies and na-na-na-nahs

>> No.16814853

>>16814825
>I'd definitely have to train up a little to be able to princess carry my waifu
It's fine anon. You will never get to meet her ;^)

>> No.16814854

>>16814825
Same anon, princess carry and pampering is the perfect combo and I'd love to do that on my waifu.

My waifu is 6'5" and she's quite tall, atleast in my eyes. That's not counting pointy ears of course.

>> No.16814855

>>16814846
Not men, but rather extremely fast midget Arabs.

>> No.16814857

>>16814852
>I don't know anon. Imagine the damage a berserk wurm would cause.
That's not my problem, I just want some Wurm egg omelets.

>> No.16814865

>>16814854
>My waifu is 6'5" and she's quite tall, atleast in my eyes.
Well , I can definitely see how you'd want to be princess carried by her then.

>That's not counting pointy ears of course.
>ears adding several inches to her height
That's pretty cute anon. I wonder if pointy-eared daughterus would use their ears to cheat and look taller when they get measured.

>> No.16814866

>>16814829
But if we got divorced, I'd be bankrupt again! There's a clause about it in the contract! I can't do anything else than pamper and please my nerdy, autistic wife every day until she dies happy!

>> No.16814868

>>16814857
Unfertilized dragon eggs are crazy rare but you must get some crazy boosts if you gulp them down, though I doubt it would be enough to stop the one that laid it.

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>>16814854
>That's not counting pointy ears of course.
>Fennec girls pretending to be HUGE by giving their height with the ears included

>> No.16814877

>>16814866
Force her to give you money so you stop ruining her life.

>> No.16814879

>>16814877
>ruining her life.
That's very mean, anon. I'm doing my best for her every day, I'm not ruining it!

>> No.16814880

>>16814844
I kind of agree in a way, I wish more of the waifu discussion would focus on the unique parts of living with her race. EMG has it's problems but if it's one thing it gets right it has to be when it focused on the troubles each race would have living in a human dominated environment.

Like what kind of changes would a house need to accommodate an Oomukade? How would your Anubis wife handle cooking with those paws of hers? That kind of stuff.

Of course more generous more general stuff is fine if talking about a fantasy land but when talking about a modern setting and not focusing on the unique parts of a girl it's easy to replace the monster girls with humans and not make a difference.

>> No.16814881
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Why are black harpies so perfect?

>> No.16814887

>>16814881
Because black is best.

>> No.16814888

>>16814844
I agree, but that's what the threads are now. Blame the lack of new content and the fact that this is a general in all but name.
When a general runs out of things to talk about the conversation will turn to waifu fantasies forever. It's like a 4chan version of the heat death of the universe.

>> No.16814889

>>16814879
No, you make her hate you. Yell at her and call her names, smack her, refuse to have sex with her, say you would much rather be with other woe then her. She'll divorce you and you'll be free.

>> No.16814897

>>16814889
But that's all horrible. Why would I do that to my wife? Only a terrible person would do something like that to their beloved wife.

>> No.16814901

>>16814881
They're the second best harpy.

>> No.16814905

>>16814888
Well I mean to clarify I don't think all of those types of discussions are bad either it's just lately it seems like a lot of them have nothing to do with the monster aspect that's all I'm on about

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>>16814169
Nargacuga Fairy.

The most dangerous of all fairies.

>> No.16814911

>>16814897
Because she's an ugly loser.

>> No.16814922

>>16814865
I know it sounds kinda selfish but being princess carried by her would be wonderful, I'd nuzzle up to her and tell her how much she means to me while she holds me with those big strong meaty paws.

I bet they would and it would be adorable! I can see a lot canine daughterus doing that, even the floppy eared girls holding up their ears. I'm not sure how big my waifu's ears actually are but they sure are pointy and tall.

What about your waifu's ears? If I remember correctly they're floppy? Floppy ears are for fondling!

>>16814875
>Fennec delinquent everyone at the school thinks is really tall for her age and is scary
>See her in person and she's actually 5'7" with just really tall ears

Cute!

>>16814844
I try my hardest to incorporate my waifu's species features into different scenarios and situations to make it that much more unique. E.g mummy curse during sex.

But you have a point.

>> No.16814928

>>16814922
I want to get bullied and wrestled by a Fennec delinquent and have my face bet buried in her ear, and then jizz in my pants from the pleasure of her mofu.

>> No.16814930

>>16814901
What could beat out a black harpy? They're very smart which is rare for harpies, and they've got the lust of a jubjub. And when mating season comes around, they mellow out and become clingy, begging for your seed. They're also very family oriented, which makes them perfect housewives.

>> No.16814932

>>16814901
After who? Jubjub?

>> No.16814935

>>16814930
>>16814932
Nerdbird.

>> No.16814938

>>16814928
You're a mofu slut! She'd get you addicted and make you her little pet! If you're lucky she'd put her tail under her butt and then sit on your face. Your face buried in her fluffy tail and the weight of her body on your face. Or even a bit of her butt and tail on your face.

I respect that. Fine taste

>> No.16814943

>>16814881
Look at how happy she is
Every monster girl deserves to be made into mothers

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>ywn make out with a jabberwock's tentacle

>> No.16814955

>>16814943
Couldn't agree more.

>> No.16814958

>>16814938
I'd sit next to her in class and brush her tail and ears so they'd be perfect at all times!

>> No.16814960

>>16814958
Good man. Mofu deserves to be pampered and groomed.

>> No.16814963

>>16814945
I would. It would be sloppy and wet but I'd make out with a Jabberwock's tentacle.

>> No.16814966

>>16814844
>>16814880
I feel you anons. I guess I'm trying too hard to not repeat myself over and over with stuff like that, especially as I'm still trying to tone down my posts. There is a balance though, and I will do my best to heed your concerns.

>>16814922
>I know it sounds kinda selfish
That's not selfish at all anon, I'm sure she dreams about holding you close like that, especially if you're going to nuzzle her and whisper cute lovey things!

>What about your waifu's ears? If I remember correctly they're floppy? Floppy ears are for fondling!
Yes, my waifu's ears are floppy and yes they are most definitely for fondling! They're also for petting and stroking and whispering 'I love you's into.

I could also just imagine my daughteru holding her ears up with an adorably innocent look on her face when we go to mark her new height on the door jamb when her birthday rolls around. It'd be hard to say no to those puppy-dog eyes, but cheating is not allowed!

>> No.16814967

>>16814943
Becoming the mother of their husband's child is the most satisfying thing for monster girls, maybe even more than sex. It's a crystallization of your love for one another.

>> No.16814968

>>16814945
Those things aren't female, Anon.

>> No.16814969

>>16814945
You know what I hate on Wockers? That brooch thing.
Imagine meeting one wearing that and she is going to kiss you, but that thing shoves it's tongue on your mouth. Or getting a boobjob and it starts to nibble your dick. I swear to god I would hold her down and punch her thing.

>> No.16814976

>>16814963
But would you make out with both tentacles and her mouth at once?

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>>16813649
>Elin proportioned Ratatoskr
Homina homina homina.

>> No.16814983

>>16814945
I wonder what getting sucked by one of those things would be like, I blame her bonus art for making me think about that kind of thing.
>>16814969
>Or getting a boobjob and it starts to nibble your dick
That doesn't sound so bad.

>> No.16814984

>>16814976
I'd try. It's going to take some effort but I'll try.

>>16814968
I'm pretty sure they're female.

>>16814969
I think it's cute and I'm sure it's actually controlled by her. I think only the tongue part is active and the teeth don't move. I love everything about Jabberwock but it's fine to dislike some things.

>> No.16814989

>>16814984
>Big, square, detailed teeth
>Sometimes even depicted with a gold tooth
They look like a mafioso's dentures.

>> No.16814990

>>16814960
I bet she'd love using her fluff to milk me dry and then tease me about getting it dirty and forcing me to bathe her.

>> No.16814992

>>16814968
They're about as female as her ass or vagina. They don't have minds of their own, ya know.

>>16814969
That's a bit harsh.

But, the brooch does seem a bit off to me. That's the only thing I dislike about KC's monster girl designs. Many times it looks as if the clothing are parts of their body, and this is perfect example of that. I wonder if she can take it off, and when she takes it off, it just becomes a solid ornament, but through magic, when she puts it on, it comes alive sort of, and she can control it.

>> No.16814994

>>16814966
I'm sure she does, it's silly of me to think that it was selfish. I love her so much!

But would you come up to your waifu from behind, lift her soft ear in your hand and whisper that she's perfect into it? That's some lewd ASMR right there and I bet her ears would be very warm to the touch just like a dog's ears.

>> No.16814997

>>16814969
You could pretend it as an accessory she wears. I have yet to see it move and lick anything.

Then again. she's from Wonderland and wears the diamond suit to boot.

>> No.16814999

>>16814992
That sounds like a good explanation to me. I'd like to headcanon that's what it's like and I'm sure he brooch does actually come off.

>> No.16815001

>>16814983
I wouldn't mind if it was from her, but I don't like that thing.

>>16814984
I don't know, it really bother me and imagine if you're sucking her tits and that thing shoves its tongue on your nose or just wets your hair.

>>16814992
I could check to see that other wocker art where she is wearing a skirt to see if the brooch is on there, but eh.

>> No.16815007

>>16814785
>Anon uses his last gold coin on a slot machine
>He loses
>[ara ara intensifies]

>> No.16815008

>>16815001
I'm sure she wouldn't do anything like that with the brooch of it made you uncomfortable.

And like anon said I'm sure it's controlled by her and can be removed and when it does it freezes back to being an inanimate object.

>> No.16815009

>>16814994
>I bet her ears would be very warm to the touch just like a dog's ears.
I hadn't really thought of that, but I bet they would too. Oh man, that just makes me want to play with their ears even more!

Would you ever do the thing to your waifu where you flip her pointy ears inside out and then tickle her fluffy hairs?

>> No.16815015

>>16815007
Forgot to mention that his last batch was borrowed from the house

>> No.16815020

>>16814990
No anon! Don't allow the mofu to be smug and tease you!

>> No.16815022

>>16815008
If it was controlled by her she better don't do it or else I would scold her and pull its tongue.

I could also show it a certain knife. It is a Jabberwock's face after all.

>> No.16815024

>>16814844
I know where you're coming from, but what else is there between bits of new content? Sometimes it's waifus, other times it's another DE/Incubi discussion. As long as it's tangentially related during slow periods just let it be.

>> No.16815025

>>16815009
I bet they'd make fantastic hand warmers to hold and fondle in the winter.

>Would you ever do the thing to your waifu where you flip her pointy ears inside out and then tickle her fluffy hairs?

I sure as hell would, although maybe not in public because it's a bit too lewd. I'd say either in our own company while I was grooming her. I'd softly push them inside out, exposing that hot thin flesh covered in fluffy light fur. I'd softly run the tips of my fingers along the hair while gently blowing onto them for some ASMR. Maybe even slipping in a close and low "I love you".

>> No.16815026

>>16815022
>scold a jabberwock
>get raped into oblivion
And she won't stop raping you until you've apologized for hurting her feelings!

>> No.16815028

>>16815020
Too late! She already enjoys making me kneel before her and caress my face with the tip of her tail to make me cum all over the floor! She laughs and does it a few times more before she gives me a so-sensitive-it's-painful thighhigh footjob!

>> No.16815030

>>16815025
I'm sure some ear play like that would paralyze her and make her melt anon, are you sure she's up for for something as overwhelming as that? You'd at least hold her paw to make her feel safer, right?

>> No.16815031

>>16815022
That sounds mean. I could never scold a Jabberwock.

Well maybe if she did something bad but like >>16815026 said. She'd probably leave me a panting and exhausted mess all while she cuddles me in her breasts.

>> No.16815035

>>16815028
Damn that sounds so perfect. Mofu is too irresistible to not do that. I guess you win anon, be a mofu slut to that Fennec!

>> No.16815037

>>16815026
I know how to deal with their kind anon. It would be mean, sure, but a vorpal would be used for self defense. I wouldn't point at her, just mention that I had it.

>>16815031
You may not be able to, but I sure am.

>> No.16815040
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16815040

How do cheer up a grumpy Wight mistress?

>> No.16815043

>>16815030
Oh I'll make sure she's comfortable all right. Whether I'm doing it consensually or coming up behind her and doing it, my priority would be to make sure she felt safe and comfortable during the ear play. She knows I'd be there for her.

And of course I'd hold her paw tightly to show I love her and I'm there to make her feel safe. I'd press my body close to hers so she could feel my embrace.

>> No.16815044

>>16815035
I can barely wait for our wedding night, when she'll take me inside her and just lie otherwise motionless, nuzzling my face with her ears for hours as I shoot load after load into her slowly cumflating womb. She'll tape it and put it on the net for all her friends to see, smugly bragging about how she made me cumflate her without any performance-enhancers!

>> No.16815045

>>16815040
Give her that undead grey mushroom as a gift!

>> No.16815048

>>16815043
Good man anon. Don't forget to give her tail ample room either, I'm sure she'd be wagging it very enthusiastically!

>> No.16815050

>>16815037
I wonder if my Jabberwock would call my dick the Vorpal blade.

>> No.16815051

>>16815040
Sit on her face and bounce your dick up and down on her forehead.

>> No.16815055

>>16815050
I guess. You gotta S'Lay the dragon after all.

>> No.16815063

>>16815040
>Pop N' Wightloli
Noice. I kinda want to see Nav try doing a Wight OC like the Elf-Lich he did.

>> No.16815073

>>16815044
Damn that mofu for being so lewd.

>> No.16815077

>>16815048
She'd be beating that seat like a drum with her tail. But what canine MG wouldn't? No canine can resist ear fondling.

>> No.16815082

>>16815077
>But what canine MG wouldn't? No canine can resist ear fondling.
You have a point there anon, their ears are just so sensitive and a perfect target for playing with in all sorts of ways.

>> No.16815084

>>16815028
>kneel before her and caress my face
This is top tier with any monstergirl. Loving femdom is the best.

You will never be the loved pleasure slave of a girl that believes humans need to be underneath and protected by strong girls to be happy

>> No.16815095

>>16815084
>This is top tier with any monstergirl. Loving femdom is the best.

No argument there, you speak the truth. Having an MG lift my chin with her claws while I'm on all fours would be perfect. Really shows me my place.

>spoiler

Stop, it hurts too much. That's exactly the kind of girl I like and I wouldn't trade her for the world.

>> No.16815096

>>16814844
My problem is more that monstergirls are getting less monstrous in the threads. At this point the thread essentially wants shy moe girls with animal features instead of powerful demonic seductresses. There's nothing wrong with that because everyone has their own tastes, but at this point it feels like the main focus of the threads has shifted this way.

>> No.16815098

>>16815040
Tickles.

>> No.16815099

>>16814980

It's funny, I'm not particularly into or against petite girls. But damn, that profile was love at first sight. It didn't make me super lustful or anything, but it made my heart go doki-doki.

Humans make no sense.

>> No.16815103
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Whoever the artist is for this is they're awfully good at copying KC's artstyle, seems it was by a friend of some Russian guy on twitter.

>> No.16815105

>>16815096
>shy moe girls with animal features instead of powerful demonic seductresses
Umm, no... stop making shit up. I think you confuse "monstrous" with "evil." Yes, evil girls have gone out of favor here since MGQ had its run. The thread may have gone waifu-heavy, but the fact that girls like hellhounds and demons are so popular make your statement very questionable.

>> No.16815107

>>16815103
That's one thick tail

>> No.16815108

>>16815096
This, >>16815105 plus all the femdom.

>> No.16815112

>>16815103

Definitely pretty good. Honestly, the lilim's tits are better than the profile, which admittedly is pretty old. He used to struggle with tits quite a bit.

>> No.16815116

>>16815103
That art style is actually really nice and the image overall is lovely.

The beautiful settings and the girls in them look stunning. Anymore like this?

>> No.16815117

>>16815112
Lilim redraw when

>> No.16815120

>>16815103
It does really look nice indeed. Also cat ass.

>> No.16815122

>>16815120
FAT

>> No.16815123

>>16815024
No like people could actually talk about the monster parts or aspects of their favorite species or waifu instead of just talking about a significant other that without context could be assumed to just be human
If your post sounds like there would be no reason to believe it wasn't referring to a human girl then it probably isn't on topic enough
It's like when people talk about a species and completely ignore the parts that make them what they are, at some point you gotta ask 'why not just use a different species' only this time it's 'why not just use a really lovey dovey human' if there's no other distinction

>> No.16815125

>>16815103
Is that a roller coaster in Wonderland?

>> No.16815132

>>16815117

Good question. The profile lilim is an absolute cutie, I'd say she's my favorite, but she is definitely dated. The posted picture is great though, the slanting of the tits makes them look perfect. They're more like bags as opposed to balloons.

>> No.16815135

>>16815116
>Anymore like this?
Not that I know of, the guy just said it was his friend.
https://twitter.com/Deatholk/status/849301169088475138
>>16815120
Cat ass will never fail to be amazing.

>> No.16815139

>>16815105
To be fair you get a handful of people who complain or look to get pissy whenever Demonfag starts talking about things that are entirely within reason to assume a Demon would be into
Or people saying chaos husbands must die or that it's wrong to be into loli monsters or harems and stuff

>> No.16815145

>>16815135
Uh
You don't get to bring friends.

>> No.16815150

>>16815103
Holy shit, those cheshire legs...

>> No.16815153

>>16815139
>Or people saying chaos husbands must die
That's not the worst part, saying people with different tastes are faggots/need to kill themselves is par for the course on 4chan and it's easy to ignore but Chaos girls suffer more from being massively toned down.
>wendigos are moeblobs in coats that pose no level of threat
>squishy flayers
I don't agree with the guy saying monstrous girls don't get discussed but chaos girls got butchered and you have people saying neutering a girl via thread canon is a good thing.

>> No.16815154

>>16815103
Dat Cheshire
Unf
Would lapcat

>> No.16815155

>>16815150
Legs for years. You'd probably run out of saliva trying to lick from the foot to the thigh.

>> No.16815156

>>16815123
Honestly, I find this to be a bit of a stumbling block that's keeping me from coming up with another MG story. Every idea I get could easily be done without incorporating monsters.

>> No.16815160

>>16815125

Either that or someone there really loved the minecart levels in DKC.

>> No.16815162

>>16815103
Wew, that's awesome
I wonder who is the artist

>> No.16815166

>>16815145
What? Sorry if I'm being dense and missing a reference.

>> No.16815170

>>16815166
4u

>> No.16815172

I want to sign up for the Mamono-Human star fleet!

>> No.16815173

>>16815166
It's the russians, anon. They were trying to grab yer prize.

The ruskitta man.

>> No.16815178

>>16815172
I want to sign up as a space marine not the 40k kind and fight for my waifu's safety back home.

>> No.16815179

>>16815170
>>16815173
God damn it how did I miss that.

>> No.16815187

>>16815103
I'm going to Zipangu, it looks way too comfy and that Ryu has 2 very convincing arguments

>> No.16815189

>>16815103
That's it I'm moving to Wonderland
Not for the Cheshire though, for the Hatter and her tea parties

>> No.16815199

>>16815103
>that castle
>that roller-coaster
Wonderland is disneyland but lewd?

>> No.16815202

>>16815187
>>16815189
How come both Zipangu and Wonderland look so damn comfy?

>> No.16815210

>>16815202
Zipangu is basically one big green demon realm, which are coincidentally the best demon realms.
I don't really know if I'd call Wonderland "comfy" though. It's a madhouse.

>> No.16815211

>>16815202
>Wonderland
Undead Kingdoms are the comfy Spirit Realms while Wonderland is far too tantric.

>> No.16815212

>>16815202
>Wonderland
>Comfy
You're better off in Arkham or some other madhouse

>> No.16815214
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>>16815139
I don't particularly mind when people throw shade at me or my Lady for the corruption/DL army stuff, my only concern is not wanting it to shit up the thread for other people so I've rescinded from talking about it in any major capacity as of late. And I'm not going to presume that people are obligated to be into corruption, though I do think people should actually be talking about actual Monstergirls at the least and learn to deal with it if someone is into some monstrous aspects that they aren't into.

>> No.16815218

>>16815210
>>16815211
>>16815212
Well I think it looks comfy. A comfy madhouse of craziness.

>> No.16815219

>>16815210
>>16815211
>>16815212

It's an acquired taste.

>> No.16815221

>>16815040
Foot worship

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>>16815040
You don't

>> No.16815225

>>16815221
This is the right answer

>> No.16815229

>>16815202
Wonderland is the land of fun where you can always find a lewd monster girl ready to go at it

Zipangu is the land of comfyness where you can sit down with nearly any monster girl and share a nice cup of tea

Meanwhile that Lilim's demon realm looks like a final boss area where any regular monster girl can OHKO you

>> No.16815230

>>16815210
>>16815211
>>16815212
In a mad, mad way, I find Wonderland especially comfy. A big weight off the mind when you accept there's no point in trying to understand it so just enjoy yourself and have a fun lewd life.
Now Pandemonium, that's where I think it's going too far, but I'd be comfy as hell just having casual sex worked into every facet of married life with a Mad Hatter.

>> No.16815238

>>16815084
The only way it could be better is if she stopped anon just before he came, and told him that his semen is too precious to waste and that he MUST only release it inside her.

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>>16815218
>>16815230
Have I got a place for you!

>> No.16815240

>>16815229
Pretty much yeah. But I'm sure you can sit down and find a nice cup of tea with a girl in Wonderland. A nice tea party infact.

>>16815230
Pretty much all of this. You hit it on the mark.

The confusion of Wonderland makes it comfy and hell, given the choice I'd live there.

>> No.16815244

>>16815214

I'm taking a break from the usual stuff I post. Other people post waifu for me (there's at least four of us), and the last thing I want is for her to become some shitty thread meme.

>> No.16815251

>>16815239
CHEESE

>> No.16815256

>>16815244
I have a curiosity. What girl are we talking about?

>> No.16815258

>>16815256

The one and only Ran-sama.

>> No.16815261

>>16814888
>All the extra pages from the second world guide
>The entire dragon book
>Two new world guides coming out
>All of it sitting right there
>None of it gets translated, we just have to sit here making speculations and talking about the same things
IT'S NOT FAIR

>> No.16815263

>>16815258
Thanks my dude. She's the best mommy.

>> No.16815264

>>16815251
FOR EVERYONE

>> No.16815269

Oh hey, /monster/ is back up. Alright guys no reason to hang around here anymore.

>> No.16815270

>>16815261
I'm looking forward to the new world guide and I'm especially excited for the dragon book.

I wonder if the Dragon book will have more incite on girls like jabberwocks and Zombie Dragons.

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>>16815230
You got it. The Cheshire doujin made wonderland seem extremely comfy, lewd but comfy.

>> No.16815275

>>16815270
It probably would but don't hold your breath. There are no official words from it on seven seas or literally any fan translation place.

>> No.16815277

>>16815269
Please don't come back

>> No.16815280

>>16815275
Im keeping my hopes high and I expect to not be let down.

>> No.16815286

>>16815223
>Tears
Hug protocols activated.

>> No.16815287

>>16815230
>Life with a Hatter wife
>Filled with casual lewdity that she somehow always convinces you is perfectly normal
>Uses your cum as mouthwash
>Applies her makeup with your dick as a brush
>notices a stain on her plate, jerks you off against it to remove it
>casually bounces on you as a dickthrone during tea parties
>randomly gives paizuri then uses your cum as lotion for her tits and skin
>jerks you off into her hat until it's totally filled then puts it on her head letting it goop down all over her
>when you ask her about that last one she just shrugs, winks, and mounts you as it all drips down

>> No.16815288

>>16815261
I just want to know more about eros church. Honestly MGE2 doesn't seem like it has much to offer, but if we don't get world guide three that would be a serious bummer.

>> No.16815289

>>16815269
Finally.

>> No.16815293

>>16814046
I can't really say who I like more, but KC won me over for sure with his comment at the end. Guy has quite the patrician taste even if he can't write for shit.

>> No.16815295

>>16815223
That wight needs more than just a bit of cheering up.

>> No.16815306

>>16815223
F L A T

>> No.16815308

>>16815287
>you will never give your Hatter wife a bath in your cum while she hums whimsical tunes nonchalantly
I wonder what it's like when they want to have a truly passionate night with husbando

>> No.16815310

>>16815230
Going mad is a good end in MGE, when you can look in a Mad Hatter's eyes and understand what's going on in her mind you're already gone

>>16815240
>A nice tea party infact.
It'd be a complete mess
Between the Jabberwock letting her tentacles mess up the table, the spade Trumparts acting way too genki, the Jubjubs jubbing maniacally and that one pouting Alice who insists on you playing with her you'd be way too distracted and agitated to enjoy your tea
A Mad Hatter on the other hand would keep her cool and have a very comfy time

>> No.16815329

>>16815261
Learn moon, translate it for us.
Problem solved.

>> No.16815333

>>16815230
Muh nigga
Wonderland is awesome

>> No.16815335

Favourite canon MGE region?

>> No.16815339

>>16815269
>acting like /monster/ is any better
Sure, enjoy your barely above wiki level writefags and bad CYOAs

>> No.16815351

>>16815339
>Implying this place's greentexts are good either
Nobody knows how to do a good one anymore. the later /a/ days/post-exodus era of stories are and will remain unbeatable by anything.

>> No.16815356

>>16815351
I hate time.

>> No.16815362

>>16815339
You are saying it like we have some Pulitzer-tier writers
Do we even have writers at all? Only florlick or something is alive

>> No.16815364

>>16815351
There's still good ones, that's just nostalgia speaking. They're just less often.

>> No.16815366

>>16815335
The Mist Continent and Undead Kingdoms are rad.

>> No.16815372

>>16815364
Almost every greentext I read these past months had either gramatical errors, missing words, poorly constructed lines, they-meet-then-fuck-issue # 378 with no buildup, or all of them at once.

>> No.16815374

>>16815351
>bad greentexts
That's very true. We have far better content creators than /monster/ in general, but the greentexts have gradually got worse here too. Its telling when Quicksilver's oversized /d/ filled walls of greentext are considered a good example.

>> No.16815383

>>16815335
The abyss
Living in complete darkness surrounded by creepy and chaotic monster waifus sounds like the life

>> No.16815384

>>16815362
I'm not saying we have Stephen King in our midst, but just go to one of their writefag threads and read through it if you have the time. The only guy from there who can even compete is Beardicus.

>> No.16815387

>>16815366
I, too, would like to visit these places.
Enter single, leave married.

>> No.16815388

>>16815372
The old ones had those issues too, you remember the good old days fondly because you can just look at the screen caps of the handful of flawless ones while no one bothered to cap the shit greentexts there were hundreds of.

>> No.16815393

>>16815388
The difference is that back then there were good ones in the midst of the bad ones, some so good that got screencapped and even got drawfagging.

If only I hadn't lost my folder when my HDD died...

>> No.16815395

>>16813167
>Went to sleep and forgot this post existed
I felt like it'd be a waste to not use the door in some manner after Indrick entered that place. Other idea involving the door was having be one, but the choice resting on which direction he'd cross it through.
Proofreading can only go so far, and grammar check doesn't count words spelled correctly but used wrong, so do tell on the typos so that I can fix them.

>I feel bad for all the characters
Such is life from The Order's perspective

>> No.16815397

>>16815393
I see HDD deaths mentioned so often that I don't know if I have to be even more paranoid or I'm just getting memed.

>> No.16815398

>>16815384
Dunno I loved wizardquest and it's sequel, IMO one of the most entertaining MGE-based adventures

>> No.16815399

>>16815335
it's so hard to pick, Zipangu and Wonderland both seem nice in their own ways as do desert kingdoms.

I'd love more information of Undead Kingdoms but there's very little canon info about them outside of the profiles which makes it hard to say they're the best.

>> No.16815404

>>16815397
You'd think people on /wg/ would eventually get a fucking clue to save their damned wallpapers in an USB drive or a cloud service, but I didn't realize I hadn't done the same thing until it happened because I was too busy telling them to do exactly that.

>> No.16815405

>>16815393
There still are good ones here, some get the latenight treatment and while sure it's not the same as getting a full colour piece by .less it's still highly appreciated.

Our problem there is that we have less drawfags in general than we used to, not that the greentexts are any worse.

>> No.16815407

>>16815383
Even if this is a joke. This is quite unique to see this taste. Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.16815408

>>16815335
I just like green realms overall, but Japan sounds nice too. The underwater palace seems like a place I would visit and I'm pretty sure Dragonia isn't canon, but sounds like a nice place.

>> No.16815411

>>16815384
King a shit

>> No.16815414

>>16815404
My condolences.

>> No.16815415

>>16815408
This

Green demon realms are my thing. Wonderland and Japan sound like places I'd go on vacation to or honey moon. Especially comfy Zipangu, Wonderland is still comfy though.

>> No.16815416

>>16815407
Not a joke, I'm a slut for chaos and having absolutely nothing in life other than your waifu might be the purest form of love ever

>> No.16815418

>>16815397
I have two pcs, one 11 years old, one 7 years old and a handful of external HDDS with no failures anywhere to be found. I've came to the conclusion that people just really suck at taking care of their equipment.

>> No.16815426

>>16815408
>>16815415
Zipangu/not-japan is basically a green realm for most the part.

>> No.16815430

>>16815416
You know what? I actually highly agree with you anon.

Your reasoning behind wanting to stay in the Abyss is hard to argue against, for the certain person having that lifestyle would be perfect. And I respect that. It's also one of the main reasons I'm heavily fond of Chaos girls, it's because of that wet unique, special and incredibly close connection with their husband that, although I don't have a Chaos favourite MG, I can understand quite well.

So keep being you man. Your love for Chaos girls is admirable.

>> No.16815433

>>16815415
I'm definitely not mad enough to go to wonderland unless my waifu goes crazy and drags me there.

>>16815426
Yeah, it sounds like one of the best places to visit and even live.

Another place that I would like to visit is pre-corruption Lescatie. That shit must've looked pretty nice in the past.

>> No.16815438

>>16813194
Nah, there's other level-headed people here. I mean, I'm practically normie-tier and yet enjoy contributing to these threads.

>> No.16815440

It occurred to me today why Monster Girls gained a bit of niche popularity among otaku, especially among 20-something men.

It's because of femdom. The monster girl fetish is centered around a girl approaching you, taking the lead in courtship, and relieving you of that responsibility. It is the shy man's wet dream.

Monster girl doujins and situations are overwhelmingly vanilla, almost exclusively displaying monogamous, romantic relationships. But, almost every time, it is a case of a woman coming on to a man, either through rape or through seduction. And the fans eat this up. They wish so badly it would happen to them, because it is a complete fantasy in real life.

I think the same thing can be said of the amazon woman fetish, and indeed, there is some overlap with monster girls, such as oni girls and orcs.

>> No.16815444

>>16815433
Pre corruption lescatie would've looked stunning to see and in my opinion probably still looks stunning post corruption considering not a lot would've changed buildings wise.

>> No.16815448

>>16815440
You need to go faster, anon.

>> No.16815454

>>16815440
Hey, Captain Obvious is here

>> No.16815456

>>16815440
I'm almost 98% sure that we reached this conclusion like, still back in /a/.

Except the doujin part, you haven't really "read" many monster girl doujins have you? Or am I out of the current trend, busy times.

>> No.16815461

>>16815440
That's very true and I can see it well now. I've always loved femdom and (without trying to putty post) I'm the average virgin guy you'd find on this website. So having an assertive girl come on to me a dream.

Now having a STRONG, tall, assertive MG force herself on me while claiming me as her husband who she needs to protect? That's not a dream. That's heaven.

>> No.16815462

>>16815454
>>16815456
>>16815448
It's just an important realization to make. A lot of shy young men are into femdom not because they want to be tied down and humiliated by a woman, but because they want to be desired and pursued the same way a woman is in courtship.

And that that's not reality. It doesn't happen.

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>>16815440
Wooow I never would have thought that.

>> No.16815470

>>16815444
Nah, I wouldn't say so. I guess it would be a majestic city that shined with hope and glory, the sun would shine down on the city and reflect on the warriors swords and armors and shit.

Now I pay you 100 bucks if you manage to ignore the sounds and sights of people fucking around every corner and the shitty dark realm atmosphere.

>> No.16815472

>>16815440
Nigga what, I don't even know where to begin.
>It's because of femdom. The monster girl fetish is centered around a girl approaching you, taking the lead in courtship, and relieving you of that responsibility. It is the shy man's wet dream.
The most popular ones are elves and kitsune, elves being rape bait and kitsune being sub more often than not.
>Monster girl doujins and situations are overwhelmingly vanilla, almost exclusively displaying monogamous, romantic relationships
I really wish this was the case but it's not, kitsune get ones like that sure but every other type? It's usually a roll of a four sided dice where the faces are rape, ntr, gangbang and vanilla, you might get vanilla sure but it's harder to find.
More often than not when doujins are mentioned here you get a number of people in despair that most monster girl doujins are garbage.

What you said applies to MGE for sure but not monster girls as a whole.

>> No.16815476

>>16815430
Thanks man, I'm happy to see someone who gets it

You're free to embrace the chaos too, if KC was to release a Chtylla profile I'm sure it'd be an instant favorite

>> No.16815477

>>16815448
>>16815454
>>16815456
This was obvious? I mean, I never really thought about it, but that's probably because when I come to this place or think about MGs, my mind turns to mush I can't really think that well. I think it's just MGs on my mind not helping me think properly. But yeah I never really thought that into it.

I now realise I sound like an idiot.

>> No.16815483

>>16815477
Keep fighting, Anon!

>> No.16815487

>>16815470
You make a good point. The whole Medival Castle stuff doesn't really do much for me but I'd still love to see it. But that judgement on the demon realms just isn't fair, you'd probably love it.

>> No.16815492

>>16815462
I was about to make an overly long joke mocking your slowness, but I can't be assed to.
So yeah welcome to monster girls, took you long enough.

This anon drops all kind of responsibility when slowanon learns about the different reasons each other anon has to like monster girls

>> No.16815494

>>16815472
I'm mostly using Monster Musume and MGE as references, as I assume they are the most popular monster girl media.

And as for doujins, I'm mostly thinking of stuff like the popular centaur incest doujin, Jingai Shunman, Layers of White... you know, the popular ones. I don't really look at a lot of porn, I guess this is just what I think of when I think of "monster girls."

My experience of monster girls is always them being in near-predatorial pursuit of fertile young men, with a common trope being that he is forced into the husband role at the end.

>> No.16815495

>>16815477
The amount of times I said think or thought in that post.

>> No.16815499

>>16815476
I don't know why. But I see Chtylla being a girl that KC would make a "Powerful Queen/Ruler that gets her own special profile" like the Dragon Queen or Queen of Hearts or the Demon Lord.

She's just would be very powerful. Then again, a lot of Chaos girls could be considered powerful.

>> No.16815507

>>16815440
Femdom is shit

>> No.16815510

>>16813491
A metal band could get away with doing so, and even then they'd have to be really, really subtle about it.

I wouldn't even risk it because even if you were completely subtle, if word got out that Famous Band or Singer wrote a song/album based around a Japanese hentai-fantasy world, it's instant career suicide.

>> No.16815515

>>16815487
Highly doubt it unless we are talking about deeply incubized me. As I posted I mostly like green realms because the sight of monster girls doing normal stuff and a nice scenario is really beautiful, but people fucking everywhere and the thick demon energy on the air completely destroys the nice atmosphere. You wouldn't even be able to focus on the place without laying down to fuck.

>> No.16815516

>>16815335
Green realms and Undead kingdoms

And wherever Amazons are

>> No.16815519

>>16815440
Japan also has an issue with men not willing to engage with women because they immediately stop working and leech on their husband once married
As for the western world you can blame part of it on the SJW and feminists

No matter how MGs got more popular, we should just enjoy all the new content and do our best to forget how shitty the real world is

>> No.16815524

>>16815440
Obviously. Monstergirls gives you the ability to have an eight foot tall warrior goddess with G cup tits who wants you. Not only that, but want you enough to go as far as stalking, kidnapping and even raping you.
If these girls existed in real life none of us would be here.

>> No.16815529

>>16815507
Here you go ^

>> No.16815530

>>16815172
>lecherous monster girl star fleet officers tricking human boys into joining up with patriotic propaganda

These officers have become very lonely from being stationed in space for so long.

>> No.16815533

>>16815515
I agree and that's why Green Demon realms are also my favourite.

But then again, Demon realms fit a specific kind of person who wants to live there. Still I'd visit on vacation.

>> No.16815537

>>16815494
>I'm mostly using Monster Musume and MGE as references, as I assume they are the most popular monster girl media.
That's fair but in terms of representing the genre as a whole there's a lot more out there than just them.
>And as for doujins, I'm mostly thinking of stuff like the popular centaur incest doujin, Jingai Shunman, Layers of White... you know, the popular ones. I don't really look at a lot of porn, I guess this is just what I think of when I think of "monster girls."
I'd say it shows but you're not missing out on much. It's not fair to say that most doujins are vanilla if you only include a handful as reference though.

As a good example, search monster_girl + english on sadpanda right now and 75% of that front page would cause this place to explode as they're all questionable in one way or another.
>My experience of monster girls is always them being in near-predatorial pursuit of fertile young men, with a common trope being that he is forced into the husband role at the end.
That's how I like it but I wish it was like that in most cases. The problem is that there's a small amount of popular material like that but most monster girl stuff is anything but that.

>> No.16815546

>>16815510
We got bands like Infant Annihilator and Cock & Ball Torture, hentai-lyrics won't be an issue.

>> No.16815549

>>16815507
Well lucky for you basically 98% of porn is focused on boring traditional maledom.

>> No.16815550

>>16815533
Indeed, I just see dark reamls as a place you go to fuck a lot and enjoy the "sight" but then again if I wanted to fuck a lot I would just give my waifu a heads up and we could spend a few days just on the bed.
Plus, I don't like heavy corruption so I'd feel a little nasty going to such places. They are definitely not for me and I stand my judgement.

>> No.16815551

>>16815499
That would be Chtulhu
Chtyllas would be the equivalent of Lilims for the Demons of Chaos

If KC made Atlach-Nacha (a lower Elder God) into a regular profile I don't see why he wouldn't have Chtylla too

We could also get Tsathoggua, it comes from the same author as Atlach-Nacha
>He was very squat and pot-bellied, his head was more like a monstrous toad than a deity, and his whole body was covered with an imitation of short fur, giving somehow a vague sensation of both the bat and the sloth. His sleepy lids were half-lowered over his globular eyes; and the tip of a queer tongue issued from his fat mouth.

>> No.16815555
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>>16815261
Sabbath world guide focusing on MGE magic soon

>> No.16815558

>>16815551
Chaos girls are so interesting and I can't wait to see more of them from KC. Sorry for being wrong though.

>> No.16815559

>>16815555
Yeah but english when?

>> No.16815561

>>16815555
Filthy evil lolis don't tempt me

>> No.16815562

>>16815261
>KC still hasn't drawn mock-ups of how Undead Kingdoms look

>> No.16815565

>>16815524
Yes, that is my point exactly. If there were women who pursued men, this would not be nearly as popular a fetish because it would just be reality.

But as it stands, the fantasy provides a pleasurable escape from reality. The reality, that is, that the men here have decided not (or are simply too shy) to pursue women for whatever reason, like those >>16815519 have listed.

That's why I think this niche fetish exists. I think the monster girl itself is merely a metaphor for an assertive, attractive woman who wants you. Which is very rare in real life.

>> No.16815568

>>16815550
Very true, not really the place for me but I can see the appeal. I don't have any problem with them existing or people wanting it live there.

>> No.16815572

>>16815555
I need lewd images, lewd images of Baphomets.

>> No.16815582

>>16815555
I'm not taking magical advice from some smug goat!

>> No.16815590

>>16815568
Neither do I as long as they wouldn't expand over to me or someone tries to drag me into them. I prefer to just relax at a comfy place with waifu.

>> No.16815591

>>16815558
>Sorry for being wrong though.
You aren't wrong or anything, I'm just speculating

Chtylla is also an individual, she's the daughter of Cthulhu who might be the most important Demon of Chaos since KC once refered to the chaos species as "Chtulhu girls"
The similarities between Cthulhu and the DL make me conclude that Chtylla will be the equvalent of Lilims but I might be completely wrong

>I can't wait to see more of them from KC
Same, though I think they should be few and far between I'd be fine with 2 or 3 profiles a year until he made about 10 of them and developed further the abyss so it becomes its own thing like Wonderland

>> No.16815592

>>16815565
Just a timid interjection here to say that this isn't universal for MG fans. I very much enjoy active pursuit and proving myself to my Monstergirl of choice and am attracted to her (and the genre in general) for different reasons.
I also think it's worth pointing out that despite what I just stated for myself, these threads have a very homogeneous population and that the genre is much more varied in the greater scheme of things outside of our bubble

>> No.16815594

>>16815558
>Nyarlathotep never

>> No.16815596
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16815596

>>16815568
>>16815590
Glad to agree to disagree.

>> No.16815603

>>16815594
Sanshu pichu sanshu pichu sanshu pichu sanshu pichu

>> No.16815604

>6'7" Kikimora
>Has a slight accent
>Plays up both of these features to make herself seem imposing, unapproachable and dangerous
>In reality, she's just very shy and loves nothing more than being the little spoon while cuddling with her master

>> No.16815611

>>16815594
She already got an anime

>> No.16815615

>>16815594
I've never actually read any H.P Lovecraft and if I'm honest I've only ever heard of it since MGE. I know it's embarrassing.

But Chaos girls are lovely. Although very scary, especially when I see you guys talking about new ones and then I go to search what it looks like.

>> No.16815618

>>16815594
That damn manga with the Nyarlathotep onee-chan ruined it for me
You're supposed to fear and be fascinated by the Elder Gods, not have them pamper you

>> No.16815622

>>16815615
Go read The Colour out of Space right now, you'll be glad you did

>> No.16815624

How many kinds of Harpy are there?

I want all the birbs.

>> No.16815626

>>16815230
I'm curious as to what would happen if a guy was given a drink laced with PCP and sent to Wonderland as a cruel prank by his friends.

My hope is that the Cheshire who comes to show him around does everything she can to prevent him from clawing out his throat or attack others until the drugs wear off.

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>>16815568
>>16815590
Dark demon realms are totally my kind of thing and they're not 24/7 fucking like some people claim they are but they're a lot more focused on lust that's for sure.

That said I can totally see why some people don't like them.

>> No.16815631

>>16815624
Birb
Sing birb
Emo birb
Nerd birb
Bard birb
Lion birb
Fucksoft birb
Actually a lizard birb

>> No.16815636
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16815636

Why do so many monster girl doujins have those nice endings where the last page shows the couple happily married with a kid? The amount of endings like that in MG doujins is really disproportionate.

>> No.16815638

>>16815604
>big, powerful dainty MGs
My favorite select fetish

>> No.16815639

>>16815627
They're not as bad as people say they are. Like I said I'd visit one on vacation or on a rare event. They actually sound like they'd look very interesting. Maybe a little scary but interesting. I don't dislike them, I like them.

>> No.16815640

>>16815622
That story legit creeped me out
I wonder if you can translate any of it to MGE
The meteorite could turn every human into chaos species and monster girls into chaos variants

>> No.16815649

>>16815624
Harpy, Black Harpy, Cockatrice, Crow Tengu, Gandharva, Jubjub, Siren and Thunderbird.

I'd love a harem of all of them except Crow Tengu, they don't appeal to me as much for some reason.
>>16815631
>Lion birb
Griffons aren't classified as harpies, they're actually in their own family, possibly due to their wings being on their back rather than replacing the arms.

>> No.16815650

>>16815631
Why black harpy is emo? And who is lizard birb? Where is thunder birb?

>> No.16815651

>>16815631
>>16815649
I'll take a Siren, the pop idol birb.

>> No.16815654

>>16815640
It's my favorite of his works and one of the few times I've actually felt horror from reading.
I suppose you could just make it a dark matter meteor and call it a day but the story is too reliant on subtly and genuine unknowingness. It would need a truly unsettling end.

>> No.16815655

>>16815546
That's true. As long as the music and lyrics are good I'd listen to it.

>> No.16815659

>>16815627
Of course, but without a doubt you'll see at least one couple fucking at any given time. If someone enticed me to going there maybe I would pay a visit like that other anon said. Have some sex, see some events and buy some souveniers.
Also, when I said about the heavy corruption thing I was talking more about lescatie, but if it was just a random town then I would be fine with it.

Would still keep them away from me though. I prefer my realms green.

>> No.16815661

>>16815639
Good man.

I don't see them as scary for some reason though, I've always felt more comfortable at night so the permanent darkness would be quite welcome. The glowing flowers and different wildlife would be interesting too, they seem rather comfy to me too. I want a monster girl to spirit me away to a place like that and introduce me to all the unique things.

>> No.16815662

>>16815649
Griffons are "Demon Beasts," which is the same category as Baphomets, Chimaera, and Manticores.
I'm not quite sure how the line is drawn, but the species appear to have more magical influence in their origins than usual.

>> No.16815667

>>16815661
It's a different view of our normal world and it's a different lifestyle which would be fun and exciting to get into.

Hell maybe I would actually live there for atleast a few months with my waifu now I've given it some thought.

>> No.16815679

Friendly reminder to take sticky mushrooms so you can bathe your newborn daughteru in your cum.
The best way to make sure she's healthy is with a cum bath.

>> No.16815689

>>16815649
I'll take them then.

>> No.16815690

>16815679
No (You) for you.

>> No.16815693

>>16815594
>Only guy writing Nyarnyar is Losenis
You'd imagine there'd be more people taking a shot at it the moment the Shoggoth appeared

>> No.16815696

>>16815693
I'll probably write about Shogs someday.

>> No.16815711

>>16815659
My ideal demon realm isn't really like lescatie but a dark realm made by someone other than Druella. Nothing against the lady and I do love corruption but I'd prefer a place that had been a demon realm for longer.
>>16815667
Trying to live there is a nice idea, I'd probably try to live in a green one for a few months too even though I prefer the idea of dark ones.

Settling down is an important decision and scouting out potential places to live with the wife sounds like fun.

>> No.16815719

>>16815662
Demon beast is their type, their family is "griffon family which is unique to them for now.

>> No.16815721

>>16815374
>We have far better content creators
How many of those are even alive today?

>> No.16815745

MGs in bondage, Y/N?

>> No.16815746

>>16815721
Still more than they have.

>> No.16815760

>>16815721
>>16815746
You guys gotta slow down and sniff the flowers sometimes.

>> No.16815761

>>16815627
I never thought they were all sex all the time, but by god the scenery and eternal darkness would destroy my morale. I don't care how good the orgasms are, after a while the dead trees and weird demonic plants would drive me back to the bottle.

>> No.16815763

>>16815745
Y

>> No.16815766

>>16815760
Fuck flowers and fuck your happiness

>> No.16815767

>>16815745
More yes than I can put into words anon, all of the bondage.

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>>16815650
>And who is lizard birb?
Cockatrice
>Where is thunder birb?
Thunderbird.

>> No.16815786

>>16815745
Strapped and strung, blindfolded, tail wrapped up and suspended above while you run the tip of your finger along the edges of her pussy until honey drips out at a steady pace.
Then taking off her ball gag and hearing her beg for your cock or even just release as you pinch her blueberry nipples and nibble her ear before shoving the gag back in to interrupt her and returning to edging her as she writhes like the hellspawn she is...
What? Huh. Got lost in thought there.

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>>16815745
I want to tie up a monster girl in shibari, there's a few races I want to do it to and can't decide which one I like the idea of more.

>> No.16815797

>>16815627
Does Demon Realms have snow fall? Or chancing seasons for same matter?

Add some snow to the eternal darkness, dead trees and heavy atmosphere and it is like I would have never left homeland.

Though once I incubi fully, I'll probably visit it more often and for longer periods.

>> No.16815807

>>16815796
I want to shibari Kejouro with her own hair.

>> No.16815819

>>16815807
That sounds remarkably painful.

>> No.16815827

>>16815786
I like this, I'd do this consensually to my waifu.

>finger along the edges of her pussy until honey drips out at a steady pace.

This part is especially good.

>> No.16815830

>>16815797
>Does Demon Realms have snow fall? Or chancing seasons for same matter?
They likely do, nothing said on the matter one way or another I believe so it's safe to assume it's the case.
>Add some snow to the eternal darkness, dead trees and heavy atmosphere and it is like I would have never left homeland.
I don't think the trees are actually dead, the trees are black and the regular plants are purple-ish. The one thing I really like though is how rivers are said to be pink, weird stuff like that has always appealed to me and I'd love to try the types of crops that only grow there.

>> No.16815833

>>16814844
>>16815096
This has been happening for months, at an increasing rate since the middle of last year. This place is the waifu thread with monstergirls, not a monstergirl thread.

I think the root of the cause lies with the disproportionate focus on the MGE, and how it's brought a majority of posters to this thread who can't stand a setting that isn't a 100% "perfect" hugbox with 100% sweet and demure waifus.

>>16814888
>>16815024
Bullcrap. There's always new monstergirl content being produced. People just either aren't aware of it, or don't care about it because it's not MGE.

>> No.16815844

>>16815819
she's a big girl

>> No.16815848

>>16815833
Sorry to say that you're full of shit.
>a majority of posters to this thread who can't stand a setting that isn't a 100% "perfect" hugbox with 100% sweet and demure waifus
Hellhound and Cheshire still remain two of the most popular girls and they're anything but demure.
>People just either aren't aware of it, or don't care about it because it's not MGE
The problem is that the new monster girl content being produced is mainly anime and manga which this isn't the place for.

>> No.16815852

>>16815833
Whats also not nice is being constantly told that "oh you're just craving a hug box setting". Because it gets to a point where it's fucking annoying.

Show me proof of people turning this setting into 100% hugbox.

I swear a good portion of the people who complain like this aren't making the situation any better. Instead of making a topic that could help the thread they just like to sit and complain.

>> No.16815858

I just realized there's an automaton girl this anime season

>>16815745
No

>> No.16815862

>>16815833
>demure waifus

You understand not everyone is going to like the idea of a MG who's had previous sex partners? You don't need to ram it down our throats, some of us just simply don't like it and that's ok.

>> No.16815870

>>16815852
It's not worth replying to posts like that, it's possible to talk about things that aren't hugboxs full of pure virgin waifus and no danger for sure. You just have to be prepared for mixed replies and know what you're getting in for.

If I can talk about wanting to fuck monster girl prostitutes and go on adventures with an element of danger and still get some positive replies then there's not really much that's forbidden outside of the really obvious stuff.
>Instead of making a topic that could help the thread they just like to sit and complain.
Hit the nail on the head right there.

>> No.16815873

>>16815870
>If I can talk about wanting to fuck monster girl prostitutes and go on adventures with an element of danger and still get some positive replies then there's not really much that's forbidden outside of the really obvious stuff.

I see absolutely no problem with this, hell I'd even contribute to a discussion like that.

>> No.16815874

>>16815819
Very gently. Carefully bind her with her own hair, tying it around her limbs loosely, it barely staying together. Then tell her she isn't allowed to let it unfold during the session or it will be over. She needs to restrain herself, obey and anticipate my movements, all while her binds are one tug away from falling apart.

>>16815844
4 U

>> No.16815884

>>16815873
Had one like that a few weeks back where I was talking about wanting to travel the world of MGE, avoid getting raped and check in to places like zipangu brothels to take care of my sex drive.

I know people love their virgins and I don't begrudge them for that in the slightest since it's an ideal for a reason but the thought of visiting an ara ara fox prostitute at some high end place would be fun. I'd pay for a full body massage to ease up the aching that comes from travelling so much before getting to the dirty stuff.

>> No.16815892

>>16814888
>I agree, but that's what the threads are now. Blame the lack of new content and the fact that this is a general in all but name.
This. It ran stale a long time ago.

>I wanna fuck X!
>I wanna do Y thing to X!
>My waifu fucks me a lot!
>Pick a random monstergirl from the random wiki page and say how you will fuck her!

How many times have you heard those lines and their variations?

That's what you get for shunning things like pretend-this-is-real situational monstergirl posts, policing fetishes, shitposting at the slightest disagreement, and thinking someone should write down your fantasies instead of writing them down yourselves.

There's a greentext or two here and there, and the usual update from the usual couple of writefags, but nobody else out of this ~169 IP thread produces anything.

People here only consume and complain now. They turn on themselves more often than share pleasantries. No wonder nobody steps up with new stuff anymore.

And then there's the occasional ban nuke when the arguing goes over the line. Meanwhile, the rest of the board just watches this place catch fire because it never changes.

Oh, but other monstergirl communities like /monster/ or whatever the fuck else are worse than hitler, yadda yadda, this and that.

>> No.16815898

>>16815848
2 monstergirls amongst, what are we at now, 200?
To say it's all "demure" isn't entirely true. But the focus on all the sweetness, the moe and maid crap, the sugary loveydoveyness, has completely engulfed this place.

>The problem is that the new monster girl content being produced is mainly anime and manga which this isn't the place for.
I disagree. This should be the place for it, as the main monstergirl thread on 4chan. We were booted off of /a/ because of an autistic mod, but even if it's not the focus, as long as it has monstergirl content, people should be able to talk about anime or manga or games or whatever here. No good comes from dividing it all between 5 or 6 boards just for the hell of it.

>>16815852
The proof is the threads.
>I swear a good portion of the people who complain like this aren't making the situation any better. Instead of making a topic that could help the thread they just like to sit and complain.
You'd have a solution there if people didn't bitch anytime posters try to discuss darker or less escapist scenarios/settings.

>>16815862
>Demure=previous sex partners
What? Please look up the definition of the word before posting.

>> No.16815918

>it's a two people complain about everyone but them being wrong episode

>> No.16815919

>>16815892
>That's what you get for shunning things like pretend-this-is-real situational monstergirl posts, policing fetishes, shitposting at the slightest disagreement, and thinking someone should write down your fantasies instead of writing them down yourselves.

We don't Police fetishes. We make sure /d/ trash stays where the fuck it belongs. If someone starts posting futa, what the fuck are we supposed to do? Accept it and say anyone who disagrees is kink shaming?

Shitposting at the slightest disagreement is of course bad. This is obvious. It shits up he thread.

>There's a greentext or two here and there, and the usual update from the usual couple of writefags, but nobody else out of this ~169 IP thread produces anything.

Oh fuck off. Just because you visit these threads doesn't mean you're obliged to draw or write anything. Writing/drawing is a voluntary deed, I should know as somebody who has written stories. Of course I'm thankful to the people who contribute but it's not like everyone has to chip in.

>And then there's the occasional ban nuke when the arguing goes over the line. Meanwhile, the rest of the board just watches this place catch fire because it never changes.

That's more of a problem of people falling for weak and easy bait. That's an issue I agree.

>Oh, but other monstergirl communities like /monster/ or whatever the fuck else are worse than hitler, yadda yadda, this and that.

You know if you like /monster/ then you're free to fuck off there instead of sitting here and complaining instead of actually fucking helping the thread?

>> No.16815921

>>16815892
Sounds like you should go back to where you came from, faggot.

>> No.16815925

>see this http://imgur.com/a/MRSjH
>immediately think of monster girls
Ok, either I'm being brainwashed by a mindflayer, or I'm spending too much time here.

>> No.16815931

>>16815898
>I disagree. This should be the place for it, as the main monstergirl thread on 4chan. We were booted off of /a/ because of an autistic mod, but even if it's not the focus, as long as it has monstergirl content, people should be able to talk about anime or manga or games or whatever here. No good comes from dividing it all between 5 or 6 boards just for the hell of it.

Then feel free to talk about it. But if a mod comes down on you don't start crying.

>The proof is the threads.

Thanks for showing us you don't actually have any proof.

>You'd have a solution there if people didn't bitch anytime posters try to discuss darker or less escapist scenarios/settings.

Again, you're free to discuss that stuff. But if it's /hfy/ trash then you should know to fuck off and it doesn't belong here.

>> No.16815932

>>16815925
Kek

>> No.16815935

>>16815925
Now I can just imagine a ditzy JubJub saying she has a "Knead for seed". Cute.

>> No.16815943

>>16815892
You sound like a fag complaining because we didn't allow him to post his shit here.

>> No.16815948

>>16815943
That's because he is one.

>> No.16815949

>>16815892
>People here only consume and complain now
I hope you're self aware enough to realise how funny this is.
>>16815898
>people should be able to talk about anime or manga or games or whatever here. No good comes from dividing it all between 5 or 6 boards just for the hell of it.
>>16815898
Boards exist for a reason.

>> No.16815955

>>16815892
>this nigga

>> No.16815961

>>16815884
No issue there man. Traveling across Zipangu sounds comfy and adventurous. But would you be going in thirst of a motive? To learn? To conquer? To loot? And don't worry, ain't nothing wrong with wanting to dick an Ara Ara fox hooker. I imagine Zipangu brothels having training in massaging, not sure why it just fits in my mind.

I think it's a good thing to have both points of views in the thread. Of course it's ok to want to go around fucking prostitutes in MGE while still having people talking about pure virgin MGs/waifus. Personally I like talking about pure virgins more than prostitutes but I won't attack the people who do talk about it, infact I'd probably weigh in with some ideas.

It's good to live in harmony in these threads.

>> No.16815971

>>16815943
>we didn't allow him
Immediately I see two things worryingly wrong with that.
Either way, he's got a point. This place is caught in some kind of spiralling loop where most, if not all, of that stuff does happen.

>> No.16815973

>>16815892
>hat's what you get for shunning things like pretend-this-is-real situational monstergirl posts, policing fetishes, shitposting at the slightest disagreement, and thinking someone should write down your fantasies instead of writing them down yourselves.
>pretend-this-is-real situational monstergirl posts
>policing fetishes
>defending fucking RP and /d/shit
Way to show your cards. If you hate the threads so much you can leave, I can safely say nothing of value will be lost.

>> No.16815974
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Lazy bum, hugging dakis and eating ice cream all day, get a job!

>> No.16815978

>>16815974
But hugging is their job!

>> No.16815986

>>16815974
But tell me anon. She may be a NEET. But she's your NEET.

Tell me, would you not want to come home from work feel the comfy and house warm embrace of your NEET Yeti? Even some warm cuddle sex?

>> No.16815998

>>16815961
My motive would mainly be learning and seeing the world, it's a huge escapist fantasy for me in that respect because I've never had the chance to leave my own country and would do it in a heartbeat if I was in a world like that.
Zipangu brothels having massage training fits perfectly because of Japan's "massage parlours" that still exist today, sure they do in other places but Japan has more than a fair number of them.

I totally agree about the harmony too, I wouldn't even judge someone for saying I have shit taste because I'm aware of it not being the most popular thing to talk about

>> No.16815999

>>16815978
>>16815986
If she wants to make money she can do it the right way, play video games live and put the facecam on her snuggle lumps

>> No.16816006

>>16815949
Boards exist to bring together users with shared interests to promote discussion on the topics they represent.
They shouldn't be used to divide a userbase and cause those divided shards to stagnate.
The /vg/ generals have had to rebrand to avoid death, and even that didn't work out. /a/ monmusu threads are deleted on site because shitposters took hold during times when no chapters were released, and mods decided to scorched-earth it all. This place is caught in its own self-perpetuating loop of inanity and repeating arguments.

It's just what happens when you split something up and spread it so thin it can't support itself.

>> No.16816007

>>16815999
>put the facecam on her snuggle lumps
>titty streamer in a monster dominated world
Let's be real here, you'd be the one making big bucks on cam. Pop a few little, blue pills before you start and watch the donations roll in.

>> No.16816020

Instead of complaining how about you just start talking about the anime or manga with monster girls in it?

>> No.16816027

>>16816020
Monster girls are trash, let's talk about pure and unsoiled Paladin girls.

>> No.16816029
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16816029

>>16816020
>Discussing anime

>> No.16816030

>>16816007
You mean I can let the NEET bucks donations roll in from single monster girls and merchandise dakimakura covers of myself? Sign me up

>> No.16816036

>>16816030
Exactly. You'd make even more money if you were single/made viewers think you were single.
Imagine all the desperate NEET girls trying to get your Skype info so they can 1-on-1 chat with you off hours.

>> No.16816037

>>16816030
Would you be the kind of streamer to fake cancer for big money?

>> No.16816038

>>16816020
>how about you just start talking about the anime or manga
Go to /a/ for that then.

>> No.16816043

>>16816030
I could see myself doing a bit of streaming while my waifu is at work and my daughteru is at school, if only to make a bit of extra cash for expanding our collection room.

>> No.16816047

>>16816043
QDF pls

>> No.16816050

>>16815998
Don't know why exploring and traveling just sounds so amazing. I know it may not be the best time to start waifu talking and I apologise. But keeping with the MGE canon I'd absolutely love to travel with my waifu while she's on work as part of a traveling caravan's guard. I'd love it because I'd get to meet different monstergirls/people from different regions and while I'm on my way collect different collectibles. Maybe even pick up some rare demonic energy infused plants like raging mushrooms or couples fruit. Things like that, I'd make a good profit selling them in the homeland. Sure it wouldn't be the most action packed, but I prefer a more sight seeing way of adventuring. But that doesn't mean the odd bit of danger couldn't come into play. I can't really imagine anything dangerous happenening because I can't think of a situation but I'm sure it would happen.

But your motive and journey definitely sounds exciting anon! Seeing the world of Zipangu and testing the local pussy from places you meet sounds like it would make for a great story to tell some day.

>> No.16816055

>>16816020
It's pretty shitty of you to take that stance when any potential discussion after a post like that is going to come off as forced.
The problem is not enough people give a real shit about monstergirls as a concept, and are content to wallow in the entry level MGE.

And then there's people like you and >>16816038 who make sure that there's no hope for fresh content and discussion.

>> No.16816059

>>16816038
>>16816029
That's my point.

If the guy has a problem with fan bases getting split up because of boards. That's not something he should be putting on us. It's something he should be bringing up with 4chan.

>> No.16816060

Does giving head scratches to a hell hound increase or decrease pelvis injury chance?

>> No.16816063

>>16816047
Can you fuck off?
We don't need you to highlight his every post.

>> No.16816065

>>16816037
>cancer
Too easy, I can fake ED to get pitybux

>> No.16816070

>>16816055
>entry level MGE
Ah yes, as opposed to the true monster girl anime out there like demi-chan with no monster parts, EMG that many actively dislike. Other than those two there's not really any other monster girl material out there worth in depth discussion. There's only so much you can say about a throw away doujin.

>> No.16816071

>>16816047
What? I could actually get a following playing video games instead of acting and baiting and selling out. As a male in a monstergirl setting I could actually do that.

>> No.16816077

>>16816055
Oh fuck off with your bullshit. Stop pulling stuff out your ass and actually bring up something interesting to talk about instead of complaining.

>The problem is not enough people give a real shit about monstergirls as a concept, and are content to wallow in the entry level MGE.

What a massive pile of steaming shit. You need to get this idea in your thick skull that there is not much Monster Girl stuff out there that's GOOD so MGE is one of the main things we can talk about.

Although, as I said before. You're free to talk about none MGE monster girl stuff instead of complaining. It's called a monster girl thread for a reason.

>> No.16816078
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16816078

>>16816055
>entry level MGE
If you really loathe it that goddamn much, nothing is stopping you from going to /a/ to discuss the /a/ related monstergirl stuff.

>> No.16816081

>>16816078
>nothing is stopping you from going to /a/ to discuss the /a/ related monstergirl stuff.
Besides the fact that it's banned on sight?

>> No.16816084

>>16816078
Why does the Automaton have a Jinko in her arms?

>> No.16816085

>>16816050
Nothing wrong with talk about your waifu. I don't have one which is why I like the thought of being a manwhore and visiting places like brothels but your fantasy of meeting the locals and getting to know people in each region is something I every much fantasize about alongside the lewd stuff.

I'd also like to visit somewhere like an undead kingdom without getting raped too but that would probably be a bit harder to manage.

>> No.16816087

>>16816084
Because she's adopting her? Obviously.

>> No.16816090

>>16816084
Her master wanted to "play with her pussy" but she misunderstood.

>> No.16816093

>>16816087
While that's cute, I don't know if the Jinko would want to be adopted.

>> No.16816100

>>16816071
What happens when you lose track of time and your daughteru shows up on stream?

>> No.16816101

>>16816093
>I adopted her
>I don't think she would like that
>I can make it so you can have a harem master
>That doesn't mean she will like it still.
>... Give me 4 days master.

>> No.16816103

>>16816085
Ain't nothing wrong with being the kind of man to sleep around in MGE. I can respect that.

Although anon, do you not like undead girls? Is that why you wouldn't want to get raped by one?

>> No.16816108

>>16816101
Well, I guess there would be no harm in letting her have some time to convince the Jinko.

>> No.16816109

>>16816081
Then that's /a/'s problem, not these threads.
But then again the dumb shitters over there should've known that Crabmans schlock wouldn't be sustainable.

>> No.16816115

>>16816100
It's not like I'd hide the fact I'm married anon. I mean I'd be wearing my wedding collar all the time and wouldn't take it off for the stream, so people would know and it'd probably be fine.

>> No.16816126

>>16816115
Aren't MGs not interested at all in men who are already married?

>> No.16816135

>>16816103
Sleeping around is part of the reason I don't mind used goods, if I was to be a manwhore I'd have no reason to complain about a girl having previous experience.

And quite the opposite, I love undead girls. It's just that ideally I'd avoid getting raped while I still had a desire to travel because it could possibly be the end of my journey. I'd love to visit a Wight's manor, tell her about my travels while sharing wine and let her treat me to a night of passion as payment for entertaining her.
Who knows, maybe I'd end up going back there once my travels were over to settle down.

>> No.16816139

>>16816126
Streaming isn't just about sexual anon.

>> No.16816142

>>16816126
There are some that still do. They mostly end up in harems.

>> No.16816143

>>16816126
KC said that if a monster girl really loves a man she might strong arm her way into making his marriage into a harem situation and compete for his attention with sex.

He even pointed out that even a Shirohebi might accept this eventually.

>> No.16816150

>>16816142
Oh yeah, I remember something vaguely about MGs still being into married me but then trying to go for the harem approach. Wouldn't any MG normally say "nah fuck off hes my man"? Why would one possibly consider adding another girl?

>> No.16816151

>>16816143
>He even pointed out that even a Shirohebi might accept this eventually.
And this is why it's okay to ignore KC sometimes. When He's trying to please everyone he ends up pleasing no one.

>> No.16816162

>>16816151
>he ends up pleasing no one.
Speak for yourself. I'm fine with this aspect but also into harems so you probably think I'm a degenerate anyways.

>> No.16816163

>>16816150
I believe it was mentioned they have a strong sense of empathy for similar loves as their own, and tolerate it, if grudgingly.

>> No.16816166

>>16816135
Oh I see. You love undead girls so much that you'd fear you'd end up settling down with one of they raped you? That some serious MGE only problems right there. But it's cute you have that kind of love for them.

>> No.16816169

>>16816162
Pretty sure he's simply pointing out that if you make the ultimate jealous snake concede to a harem you are doing it terribly fucking wrong holy shit.

As for the rest, that's hot opinions.

>> No.16816172

>>16816162
She's supposed to be the yandere, possesive girl, whose gimmick is related to it (the fire), then it all goes to shit because he can't say no

>> No.16816179

>>16816150
>Wouldn't any MG normally say "nah fuck off hes my man"? Why would one possibly consider adding another girl?
Almost all MGs would. But since this is a magic realm fulled by mammanomana.
If you go "I want her too" then by chief goddess she will accept it due to mamanomana if nothing else.

>>16816162
Yes, Let's make the most yandere and over protective (From the WHORES) monster girl accept harems. Why not just make a few submissive hallhounds while you're at it?

>> No.16816183

>>16816163
What is KC even doing? This is literally like a whole 180 on what he's described MGs as.

KC is a silly man but I guess I have to respect his words to some extent. If a girl was really that into me and my MG wife I'd have to try and set her down slowly and with care because I ain't into bigamy or harems and I'm sure as hell convinced my MG wife would not be happy with something like that.

>>16816162
I don't think you're a degenerate anon. And I'm fine with it being canon.

>> No.16816187

>>16816166
That's part of the problem yes. Another is if I got caught by one of the more forceful types like a ghoul or vanilla zombie I could be forced to stay.

Wanting to live the adventurers life has all kinds of problems.Like sleeping between towns, setting up camp on the road could be a rape hazard too.

>> No.16816191

>>16816183
>KC is a silly man but I guess I have to respect his words to some extent.

Speak for yourself. The guy can't write for shit.

>> No.16816192

>>16812827
I tried that and I got raped by a Sith.

>> No.16816198

>>16816187
It's a like a game of "Try not to end up husbando'd" but in the end you're bound to loose.

But nah don't worry man, sounds like a good and adventurous life. I'd wish you good luck on your travels and much monster girl pussy.

>> No.16816207

>>16816187
>Sleeping

There's the problem with getting Nightmares introducing herself while you're dreaming or worse, you could dream yourself into Wonderland.

>> No.16816209

>>16816143
Source or fuck off with this bait

>> No.16816225

>>16816198
In the end I would probably lose willingly, like that Wight I mentioned before, there's a chance I would go back to her after tying up lose ends.
>>16816207
>nightmares
>wonderland
>getting dragged off in the middle of the night by goblins
>human bandits
Setting up camp in MGE world really is dangerous.

>> No.16816228

>>16816070
>>16816077
There's enough content out there, if people care enough to look. Go on Sukebi and you'll find releases/updates of monstergirl-centric games and VNs pretty much every week. That's not even going onto the VNDB.
And as far as manga goes, there's Demon Mother, Kaijuu no Tokage, Conbini Siren and Demi Life just to name a few manga.

Does Made in Abyss have any monstergirls besides that rabbit loli? I know that's getting an anime, but I've not yet read it, so I don't know much about that one.

>> No.16816240

>>16816191
>The guy can't write for shit
Neither can at least 75% of the writefaggots here. There's only a few of them who have a solid grasp of grammar and storytelling to be worth following, imo.

People like Losenis, Silent_II, Frosticle, ELH, LDR (RIP), Penywise, Tarrek, ParkedBuggy (RIP), and even Alp if you want to throw him a bone. The biggest issue, of course, is that you also have "those" writefaggots who act like stereotypical niggers and take the "I DINDU NUFFIN" approach while ostracizing themselves from the thread in the process. No, Moose isn't worth following. Not because he's a shitty writer, but because his saga is so overbloated and full of stupid shit at this point that he may as well have been sired by Tite Kubo, except he masturbates to his own setting versus masturbating to how much panel space he saves by not using backgrounds.

>> No.16816241

>>16816228
Oh demon mother is still going? Shit man when's the next chapter out.

I didn't know it was still on going, I sorta stopped reading last year.

>> No.16816250

>>16816241
Translators put out an update, I dunno, just over two weeks ago? Somewhere around that time.

>> No.16816251

>>16816240
Sorry anon. I mean some of us try to add content and I'm sorry if some of us aren't that good at story writing.

>> No.16816256

>>16816240
>comparing anonymous people on the internet writing fan fiction to a professional writer

Are you retarded?

>> No.16816258

>>16816228
>Go on Sukebi and you'll find releases/updates of monstergirl-centric games and VNs pretty much every week
And how many are translated? You can count them on two hands and only half of them are worth talking about if even that.
>Demon Mother
Has a literal monster boy.
>Does Made in Abyss have any monstergirls besides that rabbit loli?
Isn't she a furry?

>> No.16816259

>>16816225
>tying up loose ends

What did he mean by this

>> No.16816263

>>16816256
>KC
>Professional writer
Pick one

>> No.16816264

>>16816256
KC is not a professional writer.

>> No.16816265

>>16815555
> The goats got tired of the lack of strong oniichans, decided to flat out tell them how to become high level dark mages
> It'll be a step by step idiot's guide to s-tier destructive/lewd spells
> Choose this route because muscle stronkness is much harder to build than a few dark pacts
> Not to mention, sweaty meathead oniichans don't pay enough attention to their little sisters

I approve of this.

>> No.16816267

>>16816225
Do MGE Succubi still have the traditional dream entering powers?

>> No.16816268

>>16816265
>Baphonets getting starved of their stronk Onii-Chans
>not resorting to lesser Onii-Chans

>> No.16816272

Imagine being in a party of the Order, raiding the local Lilim's fortress. You'd have to avoid guards, and rape, stealth your way through, and protect your lockpicker party member. If you loose him you'll be really gimped. And don't get caught by the guards either, since they'll throw you in the brig, where the doors are locked, and the only way out is through the Perfume Department.

>> No.16816274

Y'all getting baited hard.

>> No.16816276

>>16816268
Did you forget? Baphos only get off to guys that can beat them in a fight. Accepting a fake loss wouldn't be fun at all. Luckily, there aren't any rules on how they have to be beaten. It's totally ok if their future big brother has to summon in a few thousand imps and zerg rush her!

>> No.16816278

>>16816272
Seems a bit much. What happened to just good old sieges? Of course the Order would fail as per usual but hey atleast it was fun while it lasted.

>> No.16816280

>>16816259
Paying off any debts from my journeys. Bar tabs, loans and even plain old favours. It's rude to leave that kind of stuff unfinished.
>>16816267
That's a good question, if hey do that's one more problem.

>> No.16816284

>>16816276
Do you forget that all big brother has to do is hold her staff above her head and he's won?

>> No.16816286

>>16816240
Monster girls are an obscure fetish, so I'm not quite sure what you're expecting. You're not going to get in depth novels, character development, and whatnot. The people who are writing monster girl stories are just random people on internet. Sure, it's not the best but to get triggered that it's not Moby Dick or the Odyssey is ridiculous. I'm just happy that there are anons out there who share the same fetish and are willing enough to write stories. And you know what, if you don't like a particular writer or story, stop reading it.

>> No.16816288

>>16816280
>favours

Chances are if she's an MG you know what's going to happen. Guess you gotta do what you gotta do though.

>> No.16816289

>>16816284
Baphos have those anime powers as KCs favorite, man. Bullying like that won't fly unless she's incompetent.

>> No.16816290

>>16816240
>75% of the writefags can't write
>proceed to list the writefags you think are worth a shit
>it includes every single currently active writefag, except for Iron Beast
So in other words pretty much all active writefags can write then?

>> No.16816293

>>16816286
This

>> No.16816295

I don't mind if you guys have not great writing or drawing skills or get a bit samey on topics.
I have a lot of fun here.
Have fun making greentexts or stories or doodles. I read every one.

>> No.16816299

>>16816288
If I'm being a slut anyway then paying with sex is no problem.

Who knows though, they may be married monster girls I was just on good terms with and they want me to do something like collect herbs for them or something silly. Not every monster girl I run into and owe something to would be single.

>> No.16816303

>>16816289
Guess you, as her potential onii chan, will just have to play hard to get.

Go sit on Demon onee san's lap and show her affection while the Baphonet watches. Phycological battle.

>> No.16816305

>>16816258
There's way more than 10 translated monstergirl games/VNs in existence. And I'm looking at VNDB now, there's pages of translated stuff in both the "monstergirl heroine" and "monstergirl support" tags.

>Has a literal monster boy
It's a basically-an-infant child, doing cute child things. It's a monstergirl manga regardless.
If you don't like it, and can't get over it enough to enjoy it, it's your problem, but it's still a pretty great monstergirl manga

>Isn't she a furry?
Now that you mention it, looking at pictures, yeah. She's basically a kemono. Still cute, but basically a living plush toy.
I'm still curious if there's actual monstergirls in the series, though.

>> No.16816308

>>16816240
Moose's saga is also grimdark as it gets. Sure the order guys are saturday morning cartoon villains, but even the monstergirls in his setting routinely butcher truckloads of men who are just trying to defend their nations. It makes me wonder just who Moose sees as the good guys.

>> No.16816310

>>16816295
I also have a lot of fun here. Even with the things you listed.

>> No.16816313

>>16816299
Maybe they'll give you a really generic RPG quest.

I hope you're ok with collecting 300 feathers.

>> No.16816316

>>16816295
I'm the same, for all the shit people give this place they always come back I find it fun.

I read every story and save mostly every image too, I love monster girls and that's why I'm here. Not because I want a deep plot or anything. Even on the worst of days there's at least one or two things here that get a slight smile out of me and make my day a bit better.

>> No.16816317

Muscle medusas are for sneaking upon and hugging.

>> No.16816320

>>16816310
>implying having content is a bad thing
What exactly do you want the thread to be? 24/7 waifu talk?

>> No.16816322

>>16816286
That's a pretty defeatist attitude you're taking up.
Obviously nobody's going to write a story at the level of Moby Dick or the Odyssey. But that's true for 99% of the poeple alive today who successfully support themselves through their writing.

Why shouldn't we seek in depth novels, character development, and engaging writing just because it's monstergirls?
You can do more than just make it a fetish. Yeah, it's pretty rooted in people making a fetish out of it, but why be happy not striving to make something even better? That's just complacency. Stagnation.

>> No.16816329

>>16816320
Sorry I worded that wrong. Just imagine me saying I like this place.

>> No.16816330

>>16816322
I'm not saying you shouldn't seek better stories, but damn, don't go around trashing the few people who do write stories about monster girls.

>> No.16816331

>>16816322
I always thought people didn't like my shit because I didn't go into the sex aspect of it. Its pretty interesting just thinking about "What if a portal DID open. How would shit change?" or "What would the repercussions of Lescatie falling be to the rest of the Order-lands?" I mean sure, there are MG's and all, but you know. Its a setting I like to write in.

>> No.16816334

>>16816322
>You can do more than just make it a fetish
But why would you want to? 99% of the people here are in it for the cute relationship fantasies or porn and writing for the extremely small amount of people who want anything else isn't worth it.

>> No.16816335

>>16816317
>how to get coiled

>> No.16816346

>>16816335
She can't coil me if I huge her from behind!
Full body hug!

>> No.16816347

>>16816322
>Why shouldn't we seek in depth novels, character development, and engaging writing just because it's monstergirls?
Nobody is telling you not to seek those out; just don't lambast those who only want to create shallow and moderately entertaining content instead of feature length novels.

>> No.16816348

>>16816313
>collect 300 harpy feathers
I'm not sure if I like my chances of getting out of this quest with my pelvis intact.

>> No.16816352

>>16816322
>hmm I know there's people who voluntarily write content for these threads but you know what? Fuck 75% of them because they don't mean jack shit. They're not up to MUH STANDARDS

>> No.16816354

>>16816322
You can want those things but you can't tell people they're wrong for enjoying things that are amateur or simple. Or I think that's the gist.
It's not like if one dissuades less talented writers it will make more experienced ones just spawn from nothing. Same with artists.

>> No.16816361

>>16816348
You should've thought about that before you decided to make that deal and give that person the I.O.U card.

>> No.16816362

>>16816322
Well this was pretty thoroughly answered

>> No.16816368

>>16816346
But how are you supposed to hug such a long body?

>> No.16816371

>>16815555
Yeah but thats just the problem. It will come out and we might even get scans but it could be AGES before we ever know what any of it means. And all the cool magic shit will just sit there taunting us

>> No.16816375

>>16816368
Well, it would be a full body for me.
I'd be hugging her back and wrap my legs around her.

>> No.16816381
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16816381

Wish me luck anons, I'm off to browse the depths of the internet for top quality snek

>> No.16816382

>>16816322
I know my writing skills will never be on the same levels as a lot of writefags here. But surely I should still write short stories?

I like doing it. It makes me feel happy.

>> No.16816389
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16816389

So I commissioned a Japanese artist for a new wife picture, and I'm super happy with how it turned out. Yes it's a picture of her butt, butt can you blame me.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=186899
The artist is really cool and I'd totally recommend them, but a large portion of their gallery is kinda weird in my opinion, so take that into consideration.

For anybody that's interested, they charge between 3000 and 5000 yen, but if it's a really complicated thing it can go up to 10000.
Also you have to pay via amazon jp electronic gift card which isn't hard but was unusual.

>> No.16816391

>>16816361
Oh well it's not all bad. I could hire a friendly monster girl from town to pretend to be my wife and ask the harpies nicely for feathers.
>>16816382
Do it anon, I read everything and there's no stories in recent months I can say I disliked. I've enjoyed it all lately.

>> No.16816393

>>16816286
But I do expect people to at least strive to get better. Not including "them".

>> No.16816394

>>16816381
Boldly go, Snekfinder.

>> No.16816399

>>16816389
Now that's one puffy gazer vulva.

>> No.16816400

>>16816078
Cute.

I bet that Jinko goes 'GAOOO!' when picked up.

>> No.16816403

>>16816389
That's a small butt.

>> No.16816405

>>16816389
I never recognized that gazer has fluff. What the fuck.

>> No.16816407

>>16816391
>Do it anon, I read everything and there's no stories in recent months I can say I disliked. I've enjoyed it all lately.

I too have enjoyed all the stories posted here recently. I particularly enjoyed reading Mail Order Jinko. That was a cute warm story.

It's hard to say a lot of the recent stories I've read I disliked because really I don't find anything to dislike about them.

>> No.16816409

>>16816295
Same, even on the days I don't really have much input or involvement in discussion. There's so much creative potential that it keeps me interested.

>> No.16816410

>>16816405
You can never trust the mofu. It's always in disguise.

>> No.16816412

>>16816407
Mail order Jinko was absolutely adorable and I'd love more stuff likethat.

>> No.16816422

>>16816352
The irony behind his post is that he listed almost all the active writefags as the ones being worth reading. Clearly he's forgotten some of the older inactive ones like Captain, Lanternon or Peterdnzl

>> No.16816426

>>16816391
>There isn't a story I can say I disliked
t. person protecting egos on a Polish corkboard

>> No.16816433

Be careful not to bite it!

>> No.16816435

>>16816405
http://files.catbox.moe/rtiu4e.jpg
I don't know how; her tail is cute and fluffy and if you can't tell I'm moderately obsessed with it.
I mean even look at pictures I posted earlier in the thread you can see her fluff very clearly like in >>16811945
>>16816403
>>16816399
Perfection

>> No.16816439

>>16816426
Anon I don't think he's trying to "protect egos". I think that he actually enjoyed all the stories.

Like me, I couldn't find something I didn't like about all the recent stories but that's probably just me not looking for bad things. It's a story about monster girls, what isn't there for me to love?

>> No.16816440

>>16816330
>>16816347
>>16816352
>>16816354
>>16816362
>>16816382
I'm not >>16816240, just for clarity's sake. Sorry if there was a mixup there. I guess I don't disagree when he says there's quite a bit of writing here which is pretty amateur, but that's about it. I don't really want to "trash" anybody. And I don't want that writing to stop either, really.
How can I hope for good monstergirl stories if I just tell people to stop writing because they're not writing at the level I like? It's like if I wanted to grow a really big tree, but I cut down all the saplings because they're not big enough.

No, it doesn't matter the level of the writer, I want them to keep writing. It's a strive towards progress. And I'm not around enough to offer nearly as much feedback as I'd like to. But on the off chance I see a Pastebin link, and I've got the time, I'll read it no matter the writer.

>>16816331
This is just me, so salt grains are to be given and taken, but I got bored of the sex stuff a while back. Or at least, the sex stuff by itself. Maybe it's because I've got a personal interest in writing outside of these threads, but I've started to care more about settings and characters. Monstergirls as a general concept are something which can create really dynamic modifiers in stories, and those questions you ask are the sort of things I think about too.

>>16816334
>and writing for the extremely small amount of people who want anything else isn't worth it.
This is getting into a bit of a deep end, as far as discussing writing goes. But a lot of writers will say that the moment you try to write a story with a certain audience in mind, you've failed.
Maybe it's the case that "99%" of people want the "cute relationship fantasies or porn" because that's the only content which is really produced? A kind of catch 22 where nothing new is attempted, because people only see and only want the old stuff, and only because nothing new is attempted.
All I need to do to know that what you say isn't really the case is look back at the threads last year, and see the people writing noir stories, sweeping epics, light horrors, and so on. Actually, forget "last year", I still occasionally see new stuff which I'm describing there. It's just I'm not around as much to read it, so there could be bias there.

Anyway, that "why would you want to" is exactly the sort of mindset that causes the complacency and stagnation I was talking about.

>> No.16816444

>>16816433
Shit I already did. It's late and I'm tired man I couldn't help it.

>> No.16816450

>>16816331
I'd love to see more "what if?" content around here. Scenarios like "Cast Away" or "LOST" in an MG world. Bonus points if the psychological and culture shock leads to meaningful love down the road.

>> No.16816452
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Sporty hotdogs!

>> No.16816457

>>16816440
I'm really new to the writefag scene so I have no idea what you're talking about.

But what you're trying to say is people are afraid to try new things? I've seen some pretty new stuff but that's probably just my untrained eye.

>> No.16816458

>>16816452
Thats a nice armpit

>> No.16816459

>>16816440
You aren't the same guy that emailed me talking about what I could improve on my story, are you? Because if you are, thank you.

>> No.16816464

>>16816452
Gym Wolves are scary.

Flexing their strong muscles at you, and forget gym grunting, they do gym howling. Even the pack's runt can bench press more than you can.

>> No.16816471

>>16816464
They'll ambush you on the way to the shower stall too.

MGC gyms are a scary place.

>> No.16816476

>>16816471
Oh no.

The musk of sweaty, wet wolf will be too strong. I'll become a slut for Wolf Girls!

>> No.16816477

>>16816464
Are they the girls to go to where I can find a tall muscular wolfu who will protect me?

>> No.16816483

>>16816477
They'd protect you from the other gym groups.

Like the big-breasted Minotaurs, or the Onis who are perpetually tipsy or drunk when working out.

Some thorough marking as their territory and you'll be safe,

>> No.16816486

>>16816483
>Like the big-breasted Minotaurs

Tell me more.

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>>16816486
A picture is worth a thousand words and this one describes them perfectly.

>> No.16816503

>>16816483
Don't forget the Mermaids/Scyllas that lurk the swimming pool!

You don't want to get dragged into the pool by a Kraken do you?

>> No.16816504

>>16816493
What if she caught me mirrin?

>> No.16816508

>>16816503
Well as long as it's not those Shark Girls.

Might find yourself kabedon'd underwater by a Great White.

>> No.16816522

>>16816508
Just flick her nose, that should work.

>> No.16816524

>>16816522
It won't

>> No.16816528

>>16816524
Yeah, she'll probably take it as a challenge.

She'll go all 'Haahn?!' on you.

>> No.16816539

>>16816524
>>16816528
Then how would I be able to get her to leave me alone? Underwater girls would scare me way too much to find them attractive.

>> No.16816542

>>16816539
Better think of something quick, you're running out of air, and if you run out of time you'll be forced to lip-lock her to breathe.

>> No.16816547

>>16816457
You might not know what I'm talking about just because I'm incomprehensible when I make long posts like that. Unfortunately, this is another long post, so I might just be making things worse. Sorry about that.

I think it's not so much that people are afraid to try new things. Okay, maybe a little afraid. Enough loud individials here aren't the most open and receptive to ideas that don't perfectly align with their tastes, and become practically poisonous about it. I say fuck them. It's just that, somehow, this has become a place where complacency reigns. Maybe it's the symptom of being a general. I saw a few posts some time ago with people talking about how there's too many threads, not enough content, that sort of thing. I don't think that's the cause of it, though.
It's more like, so much of a certain mindset has crept up to become the "thread mindset", with certain genres and kinds of posts or situations, that nobody thinks to try anything new. And anyone who does gets stomped out by the naysayers or (much more likely) ignored due to sheer, noise-like quantity of all the generic stuff. No significant positive attention is given to the attempts at new and interesting stuff, but people will be perfectly happy to reply en masse to the same old safe stuff that has become the norm.
Just look at the people saying "well, if you want x, why not discuss x more?" It's unfair to expect them to discuss x themselves, but they're the kind of people who'll openly admit that things could be better, or that there's a desire for something and be proud in making no attempt to make that improvement or work towards that desire. Or, as they do when they make those posts, deride the people who admit to wanting that improvement. And taking pride in willful lack of improvement is one of the most toxic things there is.

Maybe another factor is effort. It takes effort to make something new and interesting. And it also takes time and effort to read something new and interesting, with the added risk that that new and interesting thing might not make you happy. That's a pretty important factor. It's not just a writer putting in time and effort and risk to make a story. It takes a reader time and effort, with potential risk to read a story too.
So people think, "why invest that time and effort, take that risk, when I can invest that same amount of time and no risk reading something which is already the norm here (cute or sweet or sex stuff)?"
And there's where the perpetual cycle comes from.

This is just one person's opinions on things, biased by the lense I see the world through. It could be wrong, it could be right, it could be both depending on who you ask. It's just a conclusion I've put together with a bit of observation, and slightly less thought on the situation.

>>16816459
You're maybe welcome.
I could be that same guy, I don't really know. I've emailed one or two writers before, and messaged a few more on Pastebin with feedback and whatnot. But I know there's been other people who've messaged writers with lots of feedback too.
Which writer are you, and what was the story/feedback?

>> No.16816549
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16816549

How about those goth Holstaurs gents?

>> No.16816550

>>16816542
I got nothing, maybe she would listen to me if I was honest about not wanting to be with her.

>> No.16816555

Describe to me what the procedure would look like for a man of 'desire to harm others' befallen by Monstergirls. Assume that KCs statement of these people being 'unloved by monsters' means they can't just be Mamono'd out of their genuine wickedness. How would various MGs react to such a man?

>> No.16816586

>>16816539
Get another girl to scare her

Like an orca girl

>> No.16816590

>>16816586
But that would cause a whole different set of problems

>> No.16816595

>>16816547
I mean both of these in the nicest possible way:

1. You sound at least a bit like someone who has tried writing in the past but got frustrated when your work wasn't acknowledged compared to someone else writing something simpler and more accessible to the majority of the thread even if it wasn't really well written or was just written for fun by someone in their spare time.

2. I think you're in some sense losing track of where you are, the population dynamics of the people who post and lurk here, and the supposed purpose of the thread. There are many people who seek no recognition or who avoid deluding themselves into thinking this is a place to hone their prose skills. That's really far from the intent of a lot of people's minds when just writing a story on a lark, and it's redundant to assume that everyone should use every writing as a 'chance to improve'. I think you may be better suited to/lit/ in that regard.
Pls no 5000 word essay reply.

>> No.16816607

>>16816547
tldr you want different stories and to tell people how to be better writers for some doubtlessly ego stroking reason
Jesus man take some of your own advice and stop droning about the same shit

>> No.16816615

best monstergirl to nurse you back to health when you are sick?

>> No.16816620

>>16816615
Your waifu.

>> No.16816623

>>16816590
Well you wanted a way to stop the sharks.

>> No.16816627
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Foxes in hose.

>> No.16816629

>>16816627
I'd like to be stuck in those foxholes

>> No.16816630

>>16816620
This.

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>>16816627
>human ears
Disgusting. Take this shortstack fox instead.

>> No.16816638

>>16816547
Fuck off with this snooty 'here's what we need to do to fix the threads to be how I want them to be' crap
For a writing critic you sure ramble over the same thing alot

>> No.16816644

>>16816627
Kobolds in latex stockings!

>> No.16816645

>>16816636
I wonder if shortstackism is a common natural occurrence among Monstergirls.

>> No.16816646

>>16816636
Ew, she doesn't have hose.

>> No.16816649

>>16816623
Well, hopefully she's married and wouldn't try to set me up with a sister.

>> No.16816652

>>16816595
>1. You sound at least a bit like someone who has tried writing in the past but got frustrated when your work wasn't acknowledged compared to someone else writing something simpler and more accessible to the majority of the thread even if it wasn't really well written or was just written for fun by someone in their spare time.
Nope. I've written some real dumb stuff, a little bit of sex stuff (side note: I'm a hyprocrite who says one thing and writes something else entirely), but I never feel like I've been snubbed of attention.

>2. I think you're in some sense losing track of where you are, the population dynamics of the people who post and lurk here, and the supposed purpose of the thread. There are many people who seek no recognition or who avoid deluding themselves into thinking this is a place to hone their prose skills. That's really far from the intent of a lot of people's minds when just writing a story on a lark, and it's redundant to assume that everyone should use every writing as a 'chance to improve'. I think you may be better suited to/lit/ in that regard.
Population dynamics? Whatever you mean by that, I'm sure it's not what I'm talking about at all. And this place doesn't have an outright purpose.
I know this isn't a place to hone their prose skills. Though everything I wrote was basically in the context of writing, it can be applied to the "general" posts made in the threads too.
You're talking about me focusing too much on writing and stuff, but this entire conversation, even before I got involved, was all about the writing and "content" of this place.

>>16816607
>tldr
>didn't read, but I'll project anyway and say he's stroking his ego
Haha, no. I want different stories because it's fun and entertaining. I like to give advice to writers because it's a nice thing to do, and leads to better writers. Who make stories that are more fun and entertaining.
Might be hard for you to believe, but not everything people do is to stroke their own egos.

>> No.16816668

>>16816638
Sorry if it comes off as snooty. I'd just don't feel like turning the conversation into a shitstorm of insults like you're trying to do.

>here's what we need to do to fix the threads to be how I want them to be
You did read the post, right? I even outright said all the things I was talking about was just my opinion. So good job being wrong there.

>> No.16816678

>>16816620
>>16816630
im just really sick right now and considering trying do one of those tulpa things or whatever

>> No.16816682

>>16816644
You're gross, KDF

>> No.16816687

>>16816678
Tulpas are no anon.

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>>16816678
anon thats a fast track to setting your brain on fire.

>> No.16816691

>>16816476
>>16816471
>Getting cornered by a ravenous and horny pack of Gym Wolves
>Getting made fun of for being otter mode while they crowd around you, trying to feebly hide your pecker beneath your towel
>Getting pressed against the wall, head resting between the largest Wolf's breasts as they forcibly strip away your towel and have a round of roaring laughter
>Getting forced to fuck the runt ragged, to the point she's bucking against you like a beast in heat, the porcelain tiles of the shower stall cracking
>Their all bachelorettes, and their saliva is salty, but sweet
>End up going back to the gym on a daily basis, learning the art of the lift to become a true Natty Warrior
>Gotta get back
>Back to the pack
>Swole-Man Anon
>Become the Almighty All-Swole, with muscles like armor and the physical strength to overpower the runt, thanks to drinking in all that MAMANO MANA
>This time, when you take her, there are no words between the two of you, no quirky snarks as she takes your cherry
>It's pure and bestial.
>Sex. Mating. FUCKING.
>Gym Wolves minding the door as you pound into her at a break-neck frenzied pace
>Juices dripping onto the floor with the sound of balls slapping into her clit and the WHUD-WHUD-WHUD of your pelvis into her posterior
>Her scream is almost sonic in pitch when you finally release it all into her, pressing your glans to her cervix so not a single drop escapes the pumping and jettisoning of your precious seed
>The room reeks of sweat, sex, and it's about as hot as a sauna while she cuddles you, whimpering that her hips feel like you made her squat 900 lbs
"But then, you'll be there so I can do some cardio to drop the baby weight, won't you~"

>> No.16816693

>>16816678
If you do, go into it with a positive head. Expect and hope for the best, and you'll get the best. Expect anything less, and that's what you'll get.

>> No.16816695

>>16816682
There isn't anything gross about that anon, latex leggings are sexy!

>> No.16816702

>>16816471
How /fit/ should I be before going to one of these gyms? 2pl8 minimum?

Although conquering your fears makes you stronger. I'll just put on my music and get to it, no fucks given.

>> No.16816703

>>16816695
I dont care for latex (or leather) to be honest, not sexy at all.

>> No.16816706

>>16816652
>I know this isn't a place for people to hone their (prose, drawing) skills
So if someone says 'hey here's a one shot/doodle, just whipped it up not really looking for feedback', it doesn't make them 'toxic' or complacent or stagnant.
But when someone draws doodles that people find fun and are enjoying but then some 'quality police' tell them they suck and to never draw again or to leave for a year until they improve, that definitely is.
Not saying that's you but that exact thing happened to someone I consider a buddy of mine in here a month back and it perturbed me greatly against the mindset being taken too far.

>> No.16816708

>>16816703
That's fine anon, there's nothing requiring you to like things like that.

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>>16816691
I want to drink a gym Wolfs breast milk.

>> No.16816725

>>16816691
>you will never be the alpha of a pack of /fit/ wolves
The fact that monster girls will never be real makes this hurt so much more.

>> No.16816726

>>16816725
even with the guile theme playing in the backround?

>> No.16816739

>>16816726
Yes.

>> No.16816740

>>16816646
Easy access.

>> No.16816746

>>16816706
To be fair anon, people are picky about they like regardless of quality. I know that shitty western-style noses wreck art for me. There's a particularly bad gremlin and hellhound out there that both keep getting posted that are just disgusting to me. The mihgt be by the same artist, idk.

The truth is that not everyone is going to like what you try and make whatever it is. A person should only do something like this as a hobby to please themselves, not some random folk on a Korean cave painting website. I'll always hate that person's freaking noses and that's how it'll be, but that shouldn't effect their will or ability to continue.

>> No.16816747

>>16816458
Would lick. And the navel to.

>> No.16816749

>>16816719
Circle of love, Anon. You suck her breast milk and her wolfu pussy sucks your dick milk.

>> No.16816752

>>16816719
The story of romulus and remus is no doubt among a she-wolfs favorite to reenact.

>> No.16816756

>>16816693
I cant stay awake much longer , just give me someone.

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>>16816746
This one? The face is weird to me.

>> No.16816762

>>16816759
Ugh, delete it please.

>> No.16816764

>>16816759
>>16816762
I don't see the problem. The christmassy one had a much weirder face.

>> No.16816768

>>16816764
the face is cute, but like
Disney cute
like something I'd see in a pixar movie.

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have any of you heard of a sabbath offshoot of heretics composed of big girls, word is they wont stop until every loli and normal sized girl has been made BIG

>> No.16816778

>>16816776
Yeah, and don't forget the secret cabel of nerdhounds and stinkypedes!

>> No.16816783
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Lich

>> No.16816786

>>16816746
Hold on you started this discussion saying that there should be more critique and making people want to improve their various creative abilities
now you're saying oh well but if it's just shit then it's fine to call it shit and tell people to leave and not post it in here
It was upsetting because the doodles in question got a lot of positive response but one or two people offering no critique started shitting on them and saying things like what you are alluding to as far as the place turning stagnant
Imagine if someone by personal taste or what have you complained every time latenight posted a doodle to the point that it made him want to post less
Obviously the doodles from before weren't of that kind of level but if simply left to peoples tastes and arbitrary standards you can see how it creates a culture that dissuade people from posting new content
Which may echo sentiments that some people share regarding how the place seems like it's past its glory days or some such things
Anyway like you these are just my opinions so whatever

>> No.16816787

>>16816783
i cant think of nice things that rhyme with lich

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>>16816778
Nerdhound besthound!

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>>16816778
>>16816790
worst thread canon over there

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>>16816764
Yeah, you're right.

>> No.16816801

>>16816790
Remember that autist who posted this every thread and managed to sabotage his own sabotage attempt on hellhounds by making everyone sick of it? Good times.

>> No.16816804

>>16816783
>barb sameface

>> No.16816808

>>16816450
How about no.

>> No.16816820

>>16816783
That's a really cute Lich, I want to sit down and read a nice book with her.

>> No.16816823

>>16816804
>Gets free art
>Bitches about it

>> No.16816824

Daily Quest: Go the whole next thread without a meta//mgt/ discussion

>> No.16816825

>>16816783
Liches are cute.

Barb if you're reading this, can you repost the original image here so we'll have a version with no auto-compression from tumblr's image hosting?

>> No.16816827

>>16816823
>You can't criticize something that's free.
You sound like someone that watches Rooster Teeth content.

>> No.16816833

>>16816827
KC has a case of sameface too. Don't see you bitching about that.

Man, that anon was right.

>> No.16816835

>>16816783
I dig the asymmetry.

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>>16816783
Lich dressed as Raven when?

>> No.16816838

>>16816827
RWBY's author is a fag who literally got cucked to death

>> No.16816840

>>16816804
A fuckton of artists have sameface syndrome.

>> No.16816842

>>16816833
>Being a newfag

>> No.16816847

>>16816837
My dick wouldn't be able to handle that, anon.

>> No.16816849

>>16816842
>Being a retard
For a thread about monstergirl content drawn mostly by nips, you gotta be a special shortbus to complain about sameface of all things.

Enjoy your autism.

>> No.16816853

>>16816849
Dumb newfag.

>> No.16816857

>>16816783
>feet are cut off
Its shit

>> No.16816859

>>16816857
>Liking corpse feet
Gross.

>> No.16816860

>>16816849
He really does draw exactly the same face each time you have to be blind not to see it.

>> No.16816863

>>16816857
>valuing feet over thighs, tiddies, and ass

>> No.16816867

>>16816853
Dumb retard. Bet you only arrived after the blog breakup judging by the lack of intellect in your posts.

>> No.16816871

>Autists complaining about Barbs faces AGAIN

>> No.16816872

It isn't even the weekend. What the fuck are you all doing?

>> No.16816873

>>16816867
Dumb smelly newfag scum.

>> No.16816877

>>16816871
>again
The first time complain was more than justified though. Even barb knew that and fixed himself

>> No.16816878

>>16816871
No wonder drawfags are vanishing, goddamn.

>> No.16816880

>>16816871
>pointing out an artist going stagnant is autistic
Criticism isn't allowed against your favorite artist, got it.

>> No.16816885

>>16816838
you what?

>> No.16816886 [DELETED] 

>>16816878
Mediocre "artists" aren't welcome.

>> No.16816887

>>16816860
His art is still pretty good though, and the face(s) look nice.

>> No.16816890

>>16816886
This is bait

>> No.16816893

>>16816878
I think it's a falseflag if >>16816886 's post is anything to by.

>> No.16816895

>>16816746
Seeing what's being posted now I'm thinking that other anon is right
Nothing's ever good enough for some people and that's the precise reason the content has slowed down so much

>> No.16816896 [DELETED] 

How much do you want to bet these guys currently samefagging are some butthurt /monster/ faggots or some other trash who are actively trying to drive the drawfags away from here?

>> No.16816897

>>16816887
That's the frustrating thing about barb, his art is really good but he never got the faces right.

>> No.16816903 [DELETED] 

>>16816896
>Blaming falseflagging on other places without any proof

>> No.16816907

>>16816897
I've never seen a problem with them.
I've also grown out of the 'sameface' argument as someone that realizes how utterly hypocritical that is when they enjoy Japanese anime artstyle.

>> No.16816909

>>16816783
Looks nice

>> No.16816911

>>16816897
>>16816907

>> No.16816920

>>16816897
Barb has worked really hard on his faces and they've gotten a lot better in the last couple years

>> No.16816921 [DELETED] 

>>16816903
It's not hard to see how many people are falseflagging and trying to push the "drawfags are being driven out because the threads are """""""""toxic""""""""/drawfags should just leave because these threads suck because I say they do" propaganda.

>> No.16816929

>>16816783
Scenery looks like an 80's album cover. Like the tattered look too. Also never realized how much hair liches have back there, or maybe its just this one.

>> No.16816933 [DELETED] 

>>16816921
Or it could just be people from other boards, or even here, fucking with you because you faggots get into a fight at the drop of a chair.

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>>16816933
That's my money right there.

>> No.16816942

I want a bunch of diligent, muscled kobold miners to pool their money together and buy me from a slave market!

>> No.16816961 [DELETED] 

>>16816933
Nobody would be spending time trying to purposefully chase away well liked drawfags, if it wasn't people with a grudge specifically against us. Might even be le epic tumblr army raiding us after buck's assblast rant, seems like the shitposting has increased considerably after that happened.

And it's obvious from the way you worded your post you're not from here. So which shithole did you come from?

>> No.16816980 [DELETED] 

>>16816961
You're one paranoid motherfucker. Nobody out there cares about this place save for TFT. You know, the group formed of people that were chased out from here. Given all the enemies this thread made with /d/, /a/, /jp/ and even itself, you're too far fetched to think anyone else but these care. If they did, they already left.

Don't expect me to agree with you just because you hate something that isn't from here, I do my research. You're doing exactly what warrants us disdain from everywhere else.

>> No.16816994 [DELETED] 

>>16816980
not him but
Generally I don't care about these things, but my trips into /monster/ did seem to portray some hatred of us, and talk about shitting in the threads.

Though at the same time, it may just be faggots who post in both places about posting in the other place to get people mad

you never really know.

I just hope our artists know they're appreciated by most people here, as we've seen them grow over all these years

>> No.16816997

I want to happen upon a tribe of oppai loli jinkos in the jungle.

>> No.16817000 [DELETED] 

>>16816933
Nah, when we've had months without some problems and suddenly it's pushed for many threads it is easy to see it.

>> No.16817006 [DELETED] 

>>16816994
>Though at the same time, it may just be faggots who post in both places about posting in the other place to get people mad
This did happen before with some dude posting a discord trying to rally raids on both websites. What I don't get is the baseless hatred it spawned that people feel the need to cling on to. It's like they've been brainwashed.

>Hate this but don't ask why. If you do, you belong there.

>>16817000
We've had some dude who was posting futa literally confess that he was from here, baiting people for fun, not two threads ago.

>> No.16817009 [DELETED] 

>>16816994
>>16817000
Just this thread we had people posting about /monster/ being down and faggots from there doing the usual "these threads are so bad" song and dance.

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>>16816997
i want to stumble upon a large herd of minotaur while wearing red

>> No.16817013

>>16817010
You know that works on regular holsts as well?

>> No.16817016 [DELETED] 

>>16817006
>We've had some dude who was posting futa literally confess that he was from here, baiting people for fun, not two threads ago.
And you took something a threadshitter said completely at face value? It never occured to you that a degenerate faggot like that would lie?

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>>16816997
I want to happen upon a tribe of flat loli jinkos in the urban jungle.

>> No.16817020

>>16817017
A rough and tumble gang of tiny tigers?

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>>16817010
I want a minotaur maid!

>> No.16817022

>>16816997
>Anon walks through a break in the trees with multiple loli Jinko's clinging onto his arms, legs, and torso.

>> No.16817027

>>16817021
That would be nice.
I'd enjoy a few muscle maids.

>>16817022
Sounds lovely, going resort to the good old ear scritching techniques to get them off for belly rubs.

>> No.16817030 [DELETED] 

>>16817009
>People vent over the constant shitstorms that happen here
>Some dude mentions /monster/
>Must be them!
I bet if someone mentioned fucking krautchan you'd believe it.

>>16817016
Well what are you going to believe in an anonymous vietnamese basket-weaving forum? The baiter who says he's from 4chan? The guy who blames [mg community] for our shortcomings?

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>>16817013
yeah, worth noting i heart pupil on sight for cows

>> No.16817039

>>16817020
Yes, ones that'll take over my place and use it as a base of operations for their rough and tumble lifestyle.

>> No.16817047

>>16817036
That's fine.
Cows are fantastic.

>>16817039
Would they be lounging about and only begrudgingly respectful?

>> No.16817052 [DELETED] 

>>16817030
>The guy who blames [mg community] for our shortcomings?
I believe the blatant organized raids. Either they're shitposting and starting arguments, or falseflagging and attacking drawfags, and then posting "see, people are always arguing and driving drawfags away!"

What happened on the weekend was organized, they basically cycled through multiple topics to start a new argument just as the previous one ended multiple times, and are still posting those "oh these threads are so terrible even though I keep hanging around and posting, all content creators should just leave [and come to our place instead]" type posts.

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>>16817036
I WANT TO 𝓕𝓤𝓒𝓚 A COWGIRL

>> No.16817057 [DELETED] 

>>16817052
>I believe the blatant organized raids.
I know it was. What I'm asking is: Organized by who?

>> No.16817059

>>16817053
I want to molest a scary looking cowgirl

>> No.16817062

>>16817053
Whoa now. This isn't your average Anon fucking a cow
This has special font. We're dealing with a badass over here

>> No.16817065

>>16817053
i also want that in the inverted missionary position

>> No.16817068

>>16817053
I want a cow to fuck me

>> No.16817072

>>16817047
Yes, and they would demand headpats and bellyrubs any time they want.

>> No.16817081

>>16817072
>A bunch of slacker, delinquent loli jinkos that act like thugs in your apartment.


Surprisingly cute.

>> No.16817083 [DELETED] 

>>16817057
Could be one of many options. Some discord circlejerk. Faggots from TFT or /monster/. Tumblrcunts whiteknighting buck. /d/ and /u/ fags who are eternally butthurt about being told to discuss their own shit on their own boards.

>> No.16817085 [DELETED] 

>>16817052
>>16817057
I think you're both hilariously overestimating the amount of fucks shitposters give. Who the hell cares enough about this hole to organize anything? It's more likely that it's one of our own that knows best how to trigger the thread.

>> No.16817086

>>16817059
Scary looking?
>>16817062
I have a NEED to BREED a SOW of a COW
>>16817065
I'm more a fan of cowgirling the cowgirl myself but all forms of cow fucking are good
I like my cows TIMID and EASY TO MOLEST

>> No.16817089

>>16817017
Mini chuffs are cute.

>> No.16817095 [DELETED] 

>>16817085
Honestly, it's just one of the favorite pastimes of some of the autists on 4chan. Pretending everyone that disagrees with you is from some nebulous collective of outsiders is part of the 4chan experience. Let them have their fun.

>> No.16817096

>>16817086
Yes, scary looking.

>> No.16817097

>>16817096
E x p l a i n
Scary how?

>> No.16817103

>>16817097
Scars, muscular, brown and a mean look in her eyes. Scary.

>> No.16817109

>>16817053
I, too, would like to box box box box a cowgirl

>> No.16817111 [DELETED] 

>>16817095
>Pretending everyone that disagrees with you is from some nebulous collective of outsiders is part of the 4chan experience.
I never understood why people can't just chill instead of being enemies.

I'll step into the fire here due to curiosity and ask what is the inherent reason to hate /monster/. I've never seen any discoveries of them shitposting us since the exodus. I get the hate towards everywhere else; wiki, TFT, MGU, etc. but I never even knew those guys existed until someone mentioned that place here. I asked on one of their threads about the rivalry thing and they said they didn't even bother to know what was going on here since we left /a/.

>> No.16817123 [DELETED] 

>>16817111
Elitism. There are several anons here that chase drama to justify dragging down any other community that posts monstergirl content. It probably involves some complex around maintaining the "purity" of MG stuff, seeing how other communities are derided for choosing to accept or tolerate content that isn't permitted here.

>> No.16817127

I want to bully a Wolfu by not letting her have any of my cum!

>> No.16817128 [DELETED] 

>>16817111
>>16817123
Maybe you should take up permanent residence in /monster/ if you love it so much.

>> No.16817132 [DELETED] 

>>16817123
>seeing how other communities are derided for choosing to accept or tolerate content that isn't permitted here.
Funnily enough, /monster/ hates the exact same shit we do. /d/ faggotry, baiters, NTRfags, and others. Their mods ban that shit on sight too.

>>16817128
Relax, dude. I was here long before I went there.

>> No.16817136 [DELETED] 

>>16817128
This may come as a surprise to you, but some people well-adjusted enough to be part of multiple communities to enjoy a greater diversity of content, rather than see competition as an existential threat.

>> No.16817140 [DELETED] 

>>16817111
By logic the people who thought we are too mean or have shit fetishes went there, there's going to be an unpassable ideological divide. Also, the saga of the other chan already left a lot of people on 4chan despising the whole website and anyone who goes there.

>>16817123
>implying /monster/ isn't full of elitists

>> No.16817141 [DELETED] 

>>16817132
Do they? I'm only somewhat familiar with MGU and TFT.

>> No.16817144 [DELETED] 

>>16817136
cripplechan is trash and so are the faggots that visit it.

>> No.16817145

>>16806154
Bumble Bees make their nests in the ground. Does that mean they have to deal with Wurm tremors?

>> No.16817150 [DELETED] 

>>16817141
I may be detailing a bit too much but from what I've seen, they hold traditional values very strongly. No crazy /d/ shit allowed, the kind we hate.

They also have a specific thread for shitposting to keep it off their mg threads, which is kinda cool. Only been there a while though, so I don't know everything.

>> No.16817152

>>16817127
I want to bully a wolfu by not existing!

>> No.16817157 [DELETED] 

>>16817150
What about lolis and daughteru dicking, how do they feel about that?

>> No.16817164 [DELETED] 

>>16817150
That's it, I'm going on an exploratory expedition

>> No.16817168 [DELETED] 

>>16817164
Feel free to stay there.

>> No.16817169

/monster/ is cool, there are some pretty solid writefags there. Wizardquest (and the related sequels/ tie-ins) are some of my favorite MG stories. What started off as a joke (a medieval shitposting wizard tries to avoid losing his virginity and thus his magic powers) has actually become one of the more fleshed out and interesting settings for MGs.

>> No.16817173

What does any of this bitching have to do with monster girls?

>> No.16817174 [DELETED] 

>>16817140
I guess that's plausible. I thought they were their own bunch.

>>16817157
Didn't see many instances but apparently some like it, most don't.

>> No.16817180

>>16817152
>Wolfu wakes up sad because he had a dream she went on a date with Anon.
That's mean.

>> No.16817185

>>16817169
>Not even bothering to hide it anymore.

>> No.16817188

>>16817173
Absolutely nothing.

Wanna talk monster girls?

>> No.16817189

>>16817169
Might have to give it a look.

>> No.16817196

>>16817169
>>16817189
>Falseflagger hijacked the discussion
I'm withdrawing my involvement in the /monster/ talk here and now.

>> No.16817198

>>16817180
Too bad, cause she will have to wake up everyday without me and with my sleepy face by her side.

>> No.16817203

>>16817188
I've been watching silly youtube videos and now I want a story where scientists perform an experiment with Unforeseen Consequences, resulting in their compound getting overrun by horny harlots from another world.

>> No.16817206

>>16817203
And then G-man nukes the whole lab in the end

>> No.16817213
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"Attention primitive species who call themselves 'mamono'. Your planet now belongs to us, surrender now and you will be treated fairly. Resist and we'll turn your cities into dust. You have twenty four hours to choose."

>> No.16817215

>>16817206
More like a Tanuki drops the Dark Matter bomb even though Operator-kun defused her with his skilled fingers.

>> No.16817220

>>16817213
Shut up Gina.

>> No.16817222

>>16817196
^treasure this you forever

>> No.16817224

I miss the days where I didn't have any commission ideas and also had money. Now I have lots of commission ideas, but no money.

>> No.16817227

>>16817224
Pretty soon you'll be dead, none of it will have mattered, and you'll still have died alone and unloved.

>> No.16817237

>>16817227
Aww jeez anon, that's pretty dark. For all you know I could wake up next to my waifu in the afterlife or even wake up next to her tomorrow!

>> No.16817242

>>16817237
I hope you do, but I wouldn't count on it.

>> No.16817243

>>16817213
>A Lilim decides whatever this is doesn't exist anymore

>> No.16817250

>>16817243
>muh mary sue

>> No.16817255

>>16817242
I mean, the way I see it I'd never even be able to be disappointed that it never happened, as I'll be holding on to hope until I die if it doesn't happen during my lifetime, and if it happened in the afterlife then great, and if it doesn't then I'll be dead and unable to feel anything anyway.

>> No.16817258

>>16817169
Never heard of them. Where are they?

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>>16817243
>The space empire decides they want a new mining site instead.

>> No.16817262

>>16817213
Fuck off Matangos

>> No.16817274

>>16816759
>>16816797
Gremlins make the perfect sidekick for villains

I want one that talks like Harley Quinn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZzwXTeGdSw

>> No.16817276

>>16816786
> all anons are one person
You're actually autistic, aren't you?

>> No.16817283

>>16817274
>>16816797
>"Hey remember me? That big charity bash a few years back? The one Anonymous robbed? I was the Christmas Elf holding the gun on ya!"

>> No.16817286

>>16817276
Look at his formatting. Something's not right. I was positive there was some hidden acrostic message like "help me." I was wrong.

>> No.16817292

>>16817053
>When your love for Cows is so intense your font begins to change

>> No.16817307

>>16817286
Poor soul.
Actually, this brings up a question. What could a mindflayer do for a schizophrenic? Even if they can't directly fix the problem, maybe they can help their sensory input stop freaking out? I wanna see squishy flayers helping people live normal lives.
Or maybe just Saya no Uta. That's fine too.

>> No.16817326

>>16817213
How about you get purged by spess nazis instead?

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