/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Teaching Wendigos. Yes.

Are you cold?

Kobolds love being petted, I want to pet a Kobold!

>>16792146
Yes.

Also an aside to that other Anon.

>Normal sized shortstack Dwarves
>Not superior to toddlercon in every way

I'm a slut for Queens with huge ovipositors and you can't stop me

>>16792147
Those Wendigos have bad parents.

Do you take any safety measures when your waifu looks dire/desperate for snu snu?

I want to hotdog a matango.

>>16792180
I'd tie her up!

>>16792175
White Horns make good mothers

>>16792183

But if you do that, your body will slow merge with hers

"When I play Overwatch, I go has widowmaker or Hanzo despite it being on attack or when there is already two snipers on the team!"

>>16792180
No, if anything I'd start teasing her.

>>16792193
Now I know that's a lie, because Yetis exclusively play Mei

>>16792189
Damn those White Horns for being so cute.

>>16792193
>Trying to give Yetis a bad reputation
Never have I seen a man have the audacity to spout such preposterous slander.

>>16792190
No it won't.

>>16792180
Flaunt my stuff, smack her ass, tell her if she wants this dick she better come get it.
Maybe keep an emergency raging shroom in the side drawer just in case.

>>16792175
And that's why I would take them as my pack and raise those little kids to be snow hunters. No one would be able to stop them and soon enough they would be married.

>>16792193
Sorry. I can't relate to this.

I only play children's cardboard games like battleship, rock paper scissors, or throwing rocks at cars from the top of a hill.

FAT OTTER ARSE.

>>16792193
>Redditwatch
Who cares?

Never ask a demon for advice.

>>16792213
You are like a little baby
Watch this

>>16792180
i boop her on the nose and then start running

>>16792189
I want to see that little wendi napping on the back of that white horn as she trudges through the snow.

>>16792220
Okay little penglet.

>>16792220
I would still rather install.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to prepare yourself when coming home for the daughteru onslaught.
They will pillage you of hugs with their fearsome cry of 'daddy'

>>16792206
But that's what Matangos do. You won't be able to escape after hotdogging her.

>>16792218
I'm going to tickle "her" until she pees her pants! I'll do it right where everybody can see!

>>16792235
Lies and slander.

How would your Meido react to finding you asleep and tightly clutching an empty pill bottle?

>>16792207
Do it without a mushroom close if you are a man!

>>16792245
Silly mastah, those pills were part of Shoggy all along!

>>16792245
Why would I be holding an empty pill bottle?

>"Howdy-ho, mastah!"
>"Heya, mastah!"
>"Whats cookin, good lookin mastah?"
>"Rise and shine, breakfast time mastah!"
>"Yo, mastah!"
She says all these in quick succession out of nowhere while you're just reading in the living room, with fitting, overly hammy expressions, then returns to her normal posture and eerie smile and resumes just staring at you from the corner of the room, offering no explanation.

>>16792234
I hope their unstoppable force is ready to meet my immovable object of hugs!
Even the Wurm won't be able to topple me!

>>16792245
She'd make you throw the pills up, purge what's in your system with her demonic energy and tightly hug you while crying and telling you to never scare her like that again.

>>16792252
This isn't my maid. What happened to my maid?

>>16792252
So are you implying that she's actually five Shoggoth sisters pretending to be one?

>>16792253
Oh?
Will you be the wurm master?
Walking in on your waifu while wrapped in giggling daughterus?

>>16792245
>Suicidal-kun
...?

>>16792234
>Open the door
>"Welcome home, Father!"
>Huge mindflayer with stonking great tits and an ass that puts a cheshire to shame says before giving a dignified giggle
>She then explodes into a shitload of small little flayers with a pop and I'm pushed out of the house by the flayexplosion

I'm gonna go to london, and find the entrance to wonderland!

What happens if you have two daughterus, but only dick one while the other is shunned from the situation entirely, but knows that it's going on? Does she get rebellious to piss off dad?

>>16792274
She finds a husband.

>>16792274
You cause irrevocable lifelong psychological trauma in both of them.

>>16792259
>Choosing shit tier maid over based shog.
https://youtu.be/hX_Idw__fTY

Do vampire daugherus only feed off their "destined mate" or i will become a bloodbag dad?

>>16792245
Beating you up for cheating on her with an inanimate object.

>>16792273
Why wonderland?
Why not got to japan and find zipangu? or the other far east to find the mist continent?
Or even dig around in egypt for a unexplored tomb?

>>16792277
>>16792278
Good answers, you're good people.

>>16792260
>The Shoggoth vibrates softly and waves with a warm smile, and keeps waving
>You wave back, at which she looks startled and even a little perturbed as she turns her head away quickly
>...Then just as quickly turns it back, her expression wild eyed and crazy, her fingers clasping at her face as she breathes heavily
>...Before suddenly gaining a blank expression and hunching over slightly, staring with nary an expression at all
>And then finally leaping her mass up in the air, pumping a fist with a little 'tekeli-li!' of glee, before settling back down and returning to her standard state as before
>Normal posture, eerie smile, staring at you from the corner of the room offering no explanation

Hail 2 You!

>>16792264
Did he dided?

>>16792293
that means....you need to pound her like how you would pound five shoggies?

>>16792281
>implying I have a dog

>>16792293
Dere-Tsun-Yan-Kuu-Genki!

>>16792299
I wish you'd go jump off a cliff somewhere.

>>16792305
So that's why her name is Dtykg.
>>16792308
That's a genie though, they can fly.

>>16792310
Damn!
I forgot!
Good thing I still have two more wishes!

>>16792299
I got a joke for ya. What's the difference between a genie and a researcher?
One grants wishes, while the other wishes for grants.

>>16792302
>>16792305
>>16792310
>The lights turn off
>Your vision is filled with five sets of yellow unblinking eyes, faintly illuminating five unsettling smiles underneath them
>The lights turn on...
>...Revealing your five, or perhaps one, Shog maid(s) gently hugging you and giggling, each mouth speaking one word at a time: "Sorry- for- teasing- you- mastah. Would- you- like- a- bath?"

>>16792290
Brits are brought up to not make a fuss (stiff upper lip). even if something is going and they know it, they wont complain.

So if monster activity is in London and alice in wonderland is a brtitsh story, it will be easier to find than the others.

>>16792325
Creepy, but in a cute way.
Only if SHE'S the bath.

Turtle flipping should be a sport.

>>16792319
;_;

>>16792338

But what if a turtle flipped you?

>>16792328
If that's the case, then where would the elves be?
Or the Wurms?

>>16792338
And Turtle stacking should be a science.

>>16792347
She'd need three siblings and a Hinezumi martial-arts teacher to pull a stunt like that off.

>>16792348
>where would the elves be
Elfgolia, where every house has several highly specialized house-elf types.

>>16792349
>All those horny, panting turtles being treated like objects
Whew

>>16792348
Elf would be in the forests around the world and have bullshit magical goverments
British elves argue with american elves, spanish elves like dancing and spicy food and so on.

>>16792319
Ha ha, ha ha, fucking anti science piece of shit birds what the fuck is wrong with these delusional fucks with more money than sense I swear it's almost like people hate science and want it gone

>>16792348
Wurms are under you, digging carefully around the plumbing to one day break through the floor and claim thier man.

>>16792374
>Wurms
>Careful

>>16792328
Are you Implying that the British are hiding wonderland?

>>16792378
They can be very sneaky.

I want my Demon to casually walk up and naked boobhat me, tipsy off the glass of wine in her hand and looking to get sloppy in the hot tub

>>16792396
Yeah well, I want to fist the hell portals.

>>16792338
Wait...Umi Osho isnt a loli?

Dear god, this changes everything.

>>16792402
Oho, kinky!

>>16792402
Would the third degree burns be worth it, Anon?

>>16792402
Wait, so is Baroness Demonfag's waifu a Pit Lady/Diablo Demon or not?

>>16792416
I was the post above the one you replied to, mane. She's just a normal, albeit very tall, MGE Demon.

>>16792396
I favor the shirt-capture technique.

>>16792423
its a really effective technique
works nerarly everytime

>>16792423
>She's wearing nothing but a baggy sweatshirt and some panties
>pulls it up over your head and stuffs you against her warm, lightly sweaty sweaterpuppies
>lays down on the couch with you atop her gently rubbing your back
Man was not made to withstand such pleasures, tis true.

this is your ANCIENT EVIL for tonight

>>16792430
Not ancient or evil enough.

Is there any un/official artwork of the Demon Lord and other divine beings?

Or is it more of an "its up to you to on what they all look like" kind of thing?

>>16792430
For some reason, I was expecting great flaming eyebrows

>>16792446
KC said he would like to draw them some day but he's in no rush (and this was some time ago)
To my knowledge no one has though.

>>16792430
Those hips aren't thicc enough.

>A Kikimora with a big, wobbly butt will never sit on your lap and slowly grind her hips around while pretending she's not doing anything lewd

>>16792474
Am i allowed to pin that kiki in the couch and constantly mate press her as a punishment for tempting mastah?

>>16792474
Hnnng
>Looks over her shoulder as she bounces it once or twice asking if something's the matter with mastah
My dick is diamonds

>>16792416
>Baroness Demonfag
I do have a proper name you know.

Progress for >>16790796
http://imgur.com/a/V2RoH

>>16792485
...You're not me? I was under the impression I was referred to as Baroness Demonfag.

>>16792485
I believe there's some confusion between some people as to one of the Demonfags and a greentext that Shoggocks supposedly wrote at one point, of which don't have any relation to one another

>>16792486
>Cu Sith
I'll pay you $100 to fuck off.

>>16792491
Anon I'm pretty sure I'd know if I were you. I was just making an off-handed snark about what I want to do to my own Demon which people have somehow extrapolated into this silliness.

>and a greentext that Shoggocks supposedly wrote at one point
Hot garbage, then.

>Frazzled Anubis accountant assigned to do an audit of Wonderland LLC!

>>16792485
>>16792491
Oh boy, some highlander shit about to go down.

>>16792486
>Cu Sith
Fuck no.

>>16792486
>Cu Sith
Please never post the finished product.

>>16792430
This is the only ancient evil for me.

Friendly reminder that cereal with cum is better than cereal with milk for daughterus.
Cum: part of a balanced breakfast!

>>16792506
Ah, the rigors of pseudoanonymity then. Sorry, I'm skittish after Tuesday when some people were accusing me of false flagging or something.

>>16792506
Yeah, I figured most people had forgotten about it by now, but between the two regular Demonfags people kinda tossed out identifiers for each of them and landed on 'baroness' for the tall one

>>16792416
When I conceptualized the Pit Lady it was basically Exaxuer's Diablo, yes. With a dash of Tim Curry's Darkness for that voice like dark oiled leather. No, it's not getting written, no matter how many times people try to bait the response of getting gud. It was a one-time silly idea.

>>16792523
People were using the term 4d chess, it was clearly a joke you dumb blueberry lover.

Any MG artists open to commissions besides the Loen? He seems to have his plate full.

>>16792539
Man, after a 12 hour day of dealing with people with actual autism its hard to adjust out of it and see the forest for the trees. But yeah I was overreacting well and cunty enough I suppose.

>>16792544
I guess that happens when your waifu a shit.

>>16792543
Most artists will draw monstergirls anon, you just have to look around. Since monstergirls are in-between human and furry you'll get plenty of artists willing to draw them from both sides.

>>16792547
Yeah, yeah yer mother.

>>16792544
Any progress on those recolors?

>>16792446
Closest thing would be the Dragon Queen KC drew for William's Dragonia Gaiden Book last summer.

>>16792506
>Belial
Y'know what we need more of?

Ars Goetia Demon Automatons.

>>16792556
None yet, but my weekend is 100% open so I should be able to get at least that Baph done and give a try and the albino Anubis.

Anyone seen this yet?

>>16792579
Yeah, it's well drawn, not really into pettanko though.

>>16792579
Urge to lick rising.

>>16792579
>wide-hipped loli Apsaras
>that belly definition
Nav has progressed very far in the span of 4-5 years.

>>16792565
I wholeheartedly agree. I want to see an Automaton toting around one of those heavy duty impact weapons from IBO.

>>16792579
This... is beautiful.

>>16792579
Nav, wherever you are, pls give commissions pls.

>>16792579
Cute!

God I just want to bury my face in a Ratatoskr's tail fluff and breathe in until my mind goes blank.

>>16792608
I want to run my fingers through one's hair and call her cute.

>>16792608
I imagine it has a light woody, nutty fragrance to it, with some sweetness as well.
Just imagine wrapping your arms and legs all the way around it's bushiness, snorting it up again and again and again as your every sense is assaulted by excessive mofu.
Meanwhile the Rata underneath you is going fucking bonkers squirming about unable to process all the emotions she's feeling and possibly wet as a monsoon from the sensation

>>16792616
>A-Anon what are you doing? We're supposed to be going after a big scoop!
>The only 'big scoop' I care about is your enormous fluffy tail, more at 11...
>Kyaa!~ S-Stop it!

>>1679242
There can be no hope against a technique so devastating.

>>16792608

That's what I want, but with a Kej and her hair.

>>16792626
>'Mmm... Rata-chan, there's been reports of a mofu-addicted pervert going around and... lllllicking the sexiest tail in town...'
>Ratatoskr's protests get weaker and weaker, her yelps turning into moans as her thighs rub against one another hard
>"A-Anon, don't you wa-haa, don't you want to make the headline?"
>"Fine, here's your headline: Man impregnates squirrel while giving a full body rub to her tail"
And that's when HER mind starts going totally blank and the nutty heartpupils well up.

>>16792252
>>16792293
Sounds like you guys have socially awkward and/or autistic shoggoths.

Where do I get one?

>>16792646
She just doesn't understand human social customs and is trying her best in her own wyrd way, anon.
She may not be good at showing all of her emotions, but she's actually super embarrassed when practicing in front of mastah. What would you do if you walked in on her staring at the wall practicing different laughs?
>"Hahaha, good one mastah!" "Ohoho, silly mastah..." "Fufufu, oh mastah, so cute..." "Haw haw! Mastah, that's so funny!" "That was a joke that you said, mastah, it was funny and I am happy that you have shared it with me!"
>Seems confident that last one would be the best choice

New lewds moth http://imgur.com/a/rdjOj

>>16792663
New futa Garbage. ftfy

>>16792663
Oh boy I can't wait to discuss this without any contention or controversy.

>>16792666
Certainly not satan numbers.

>>16792658
I'd either walk out of the room hoping that she didn't notice me or tell her how cute she was just then.

>>16792658
Spaghetti shog a cute.

>>16792658
Cute!
Now I'm imagining how cute it would be to walk in on my waifu practicing her character voice so she can make some kid's day at a convention!

>>16792193
If you're gonna do it instead at least do it properly.

>>16792579
>Apsara actually getting content
Where am I

>>16792665
There's a way to deal with shitposters you know.

>>16792672
>>16792675
>Make the tiniest bit of noise as you watch her practicing
>Suddenly every piece of furniture, silverware, cupboard, dish, lamp and curtainrack in the house jolts and rattles at the same time in a cacophony of movement for just a second before resettling back in place
>Shog slowly turns to you, her eerie smile actually somewhat larger than normal but her hands held awkwardly in front unclasped instead of in her usual maid pose
>"Mastah, that joke was I said to share me join happy join join mastah with me! EhhEAU!"
>A grating sound halfway between an inward scream and a yelp punctuates her strange phrase before she bows hastily, turns around, turns back towards you to bow again, then turns around again to quickly shimmy into another room
>You notice the nearby lamp seems to be sobbing

>>16792687
What did you mean by that, Anon Y. Mous?

>>16792697
I'd promptly follow her to the room that she went to and give her a nice, big hug telling her that there's no reason to be upset. What she was doing was cute, and I love her just the way she is!

"I hug people when its... "
>>16792193
"What, what?"

>>16792717
You're a great mastah, anon. She'd have trouble expressing it outside of mindbending fantastic sex, of which she is VERY expert but would want you to know how happy you make her.
>Returns the hug before releasing and lowering down to eye level
>Smile slowly widens further and further
>Like, to kinda inhuman levels so its creepy
>But its cute, in it's own way that only a shog-lover could love
>Then she suddenly tackles you while running her lips along your neck frantically/playfully, saying 'I kiss! I kiss! I kiss!" again and again as she smothers your lower body so you can't move

>>16792729
I think we all know what's gonna happen after that

>>16792736
You do. I do. Most of us would. She doesn't.

>>16792579
This is what I'm talking about. Tight bellied lolis!

This cyber dragon is in dire need of reparation
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C77GCzUU8AABNXH.jpg
Who will fix her leakage?

>>16792747
>Naav is great at both tight taut tummies and plump pudgy paunches

>>16792748
I'd softly eat her out.

>>16792754
How does he do it?

So nothing too surprising, but while girls with fur covering their private parts CAN use magic to get rid of it, it doesn't actually get in the way of anything, and whether they leave it or remove it is just down to preference.
Since some seemed to think that it was necessary, or even an automatic process.

>>16792760
>he doesn't like eating out his sexy drunk wife red-jungle and all
Don't deserve er if you don't, I say.

>>16792769
>ywn get utterly plastered off of your Satyros wife's wine
>ywn sloppily make out with her while she pulls your dick out and tugs it like a pro
>ywn feel her fuzzy thighs squeeze your hips when she mounts you and rides you all night long, pouring wine messily onto your face and mouth as she chugs from another bottle herself

>>16792769
What would intercrural with a Satyros be like?

>>16792781
You ever jerked off with a warm fuzzy blanket? Like that, except thighs behind it all that squeeze you delectably. And if you haven't, well, it feels good.

Why does Spring makes me feel sleepy? I bet the Alraunes are at it again.

>>16792769
That's hot.

>>16792791
Shhh! Don't wake the sleepy dragon.

>>16792780
I'd rather drink straight from the tap of my perfectly temperature controlled Automaton

>>16792785
That hair looks more like one of those fur carpets than a fuzzy blanket. So, still something that'd feel nice against your skin, but I don't know if it'd necessarily be all that great on your dick.

This is your reminder that Twitter is the worst fucking site of all time to put your art on it.

Holy FUCK
Every day gives me new reasons to hate that festering dungheap of code they call a website

>>16792802
Where's the "my dude"?

>>16792805
I'm not him.
Sorry, you'll have to find your meme elsewhere.

>>16792796
True, however I'm sure like most things with MGs it's tailor made to be fantastic on your dick. It's probably real soft and easy to push through while feeling it lightly tickle you the whole way through.

>>16792802
Which one's your favorite reason? The fact that the short character limit means the comments you get are the equivalent of screeching birds? The fact that twitter intentionally downgrades your work or the fact that trying to maintain and organize a library of your work is a pain and a half? Mine is all of them.

Gyaru Amazoness

>>16792807
Not saying that it'd feel bad at all, but I feel like having it be pleasant but not yeti or ratatoskr fluff levels of orgasmic would make her more exotic in a way?

>>16792802
Calm down miss fox!

>>16792822
Oh for sure. Kinda a little bit of fun but still rough and tumble. Exactly the kind of thing she'd suggest when you're drunk and up for anything.

>>16792819
Quality downgrade is always a favorite.
I also like how it is basically impossible to search, because not only does it rely on artists tagging their work (tell me how often that happens on twitter), those tags take up message space, further disincentivizing their use.
Oh and the search plain ol' doesn't fucking work over a month in the past.
And there's zero reverse image searching capabilities.

In short, uploading art to twitter is admitting "I don't really care what happens to this outside of the number of upthumbers I get in the next 24 hours, because it's going to get trashed and essentially lost to time."

>>16792579
> Another person awakened to a peculiar love for the armpits and body of a child just from a very young apsara innocently waving her hand at him

Is this Sabbath's latest recruitment tool?

>>16792831
Their bodies are just so delicious. It's not our faults.

>>16792822
>>16792807
I use to have a pet goat a long time ago. The fur they have is firm and wiry in texture, but actually pretty soft. Probably similar to the fur on some breed of Terrier.
Also, the "undercoat" is always way softer.

>>16792819
I hate the fact that you now have to sign up to see most of the content now. Fucking hate that trash, it's the reason I never use pixiv.

>>16792835
So how would this affect Satyros thigh sex?

>>16792842
Hold on, we don't know if he's Welsh yet.

>>16792839
Pixiv is probably the BEST art hosting site, because they don't fuck with the images in any way.
If you haven't signed up I don't know what to say.

>>16792579
>>16792831
Apsaras are too good for us
When you get married remember to spoil all the Apsaras who came to dance and bless your ceremony

>>16792849
It's just a pain in the ass to log in whenever I want to log in.

>>16792855
With offerings of chocolate and the addresses of lonely men who are in dire need of a lap dance?

>>16792856
>log in whenever I want to log in.
log in whenever I want to use it*

No bullying please.

>>16792856
Give that account a throwaway password and have your browser save it.
Easy.

Is it wrong that I want a completely nonsexual friendship with a Baphomet who lives next door to me and my waifu?
Confession time, I don't hate lolis,
I just don't think they're for sexual.

>>16792862
Nope, if you're living in a demon realm that would be fine.

I don't think young lolis are for sexual either

>>16792867
Does the MGC suburbs count as a Demon Realm? I'd assume it would but just checking.

>>16792867
>>16792862
I think lolis are for heavy sexual but respect your personal disinterest in them.

>>16792873
I like to think imagine MGC as being a demon realm. Considering Order cities that get taken over turn into demon realms so it would make sense a city that gets taken over turns into a demon realm.

>>16792875
Oh anon. I don't have a disinterest I'm lolis. I just think that a young "real" loli isn't for sexual. But a mature mind in a loli body? I'm all up for that.

Their bodies are amazing. No pedo.

>>16792876
I mean, I don't see MGC as being a conquered human city as much as a city built for the purpose of giving monstergirls a place while they integrate with modern humans.
Not that most of them wouldn't stay there of course. Best place to raise a family with a monstergirl.
It's just a crying shame so many newcomers are refugees fleeing the Order.

>>16792880
But don't areas that inhabit many monster girls making love to their husbands turn into a demon realm? I thought they did.

Bet yeah MGC sounds comfy.

>>16792873
Old school MGC doesn't have mamanobama at all. It's just a cohabitation zone set up in old Detroit where monsters settle once they cross over from their world.

>>16792857
Sounds good
I'm sure the dream of all Apsaras is to find their love at a wedding

Though I wouldn't bring chocolate anywhere near a delicious brown girl because I know I'll get the urge to cover them in it and lick it off

>>16792885
Well I mean, it'd probably be a Demon Realm because of all the fucking that goes on, yeah. It'd probably be a fascinating one too. All sorts of different types of realm mixed into one city. One part might be a green demon realm while another might be an undead one for example.
And yes, it'd be super comfy. Especially on rainy days where you can just cuddle up with your waifu and spend the whole day spooning and playing video games and/or fucking.
You'd think you'd be able to resist the fucking but then your waifu puts on a coat of black lipstick, styles her hair into pigtails, and tells you to use them as handlebars while facefucking her.

>>16792893
>pigtails
Nothing turns me off more, I don't get it at all; explain it to me.

>>16792890
They'd probably build around that though. The old Detroit ruins can't stay a ruined ghetto forever.
Pretty soon there'd be businesses, hotels, "adult entertainment" set up by the local branch of the Undead Mafia, the works.

Hope you guys are having a good morning! Remember Monster Girls love you!

>>16792894
My waifu looks good in pigtails. Simple.
Also it seems like a fun hairstyle to use in throatrape roleplay if the waifu wants to be int he role of a ditzy cheerleader or something..

>>16792895
Monstergirl City is a booming megalopolis, but it's also woefully under patrolled and lawless. Think Megacity 1 from Dredd but with nicer and sexier girls.

>>16792893
MGC would be a nice place to visit with my waifu. I'd show her what my life was like in this world.

>last spoiler

You've piqued my attention and my maximum dick length. Do go on. Lipstick, handlebars, facefucking and pig tails are top tier.

>>16792894
I'm not sure anon. They just are so cute!

>>16792896
Thanks my man. I'm having a wonderful morning.

>>16792903
>Instead of smog in the air it's demonic energy, giving everything a pleasant sort of fuzzy feeling.
>"Hookers" takes on a new meaning. Instead of prostitutes, it refers to monstergirls who pretend to be prostitutes in order to seduce gullible tourists into fucking them and subsequently getting a husband.
>Gambling's legal, but if you're a man you've gotta think to yourself "Is it worth it?"
>MGCPD has a high rate of pregnancy absences, but an equally high rate of criminal rehabilitation.

>>16792910
>>Gambling's legal, but if you're a man you've gotta think to yourself "Is it worth it?"

Men gambling their bodies away to tanukis? That's gotta be rough.

>>16792911
Tanukis, Wights, Dragons and the occasional Busty Lich who makes constant lewd hand gestures while watching anon lose at the slots over and over again.
And on his last spin she'll start miming a blowjob and imitate swallowing a huge load after he busts out.
And then she'll take him to her room for a private performance where she's not imitating.

>>16792896
There is nothing better than waking up with a big cuddly onee san dragon in your bed

>>16792894
Twintails are legitimately my greatest fetish and I genuinely have no god damn clue why that is.

>>16792928
Absolutely unbeatable. I'd love to wake up to my onee sans cuddling me from both sides, it would be just pure bliss. That or I wake up to one face sitting on me and the other giving me a blowjob.

>>16792942
Wouldn't you rather wake up to the sight of one of them riding your dick with her big soft ass while the other one licks and nibbles your ears and whispers soft lewd things to you?

>>16792942
2 onee-sans? That sounds like too much for a single man
You won't ever be able to have free time, even in the shower one of them will burst in and help you "wash your back"

One onee-san and one otouto seems much more easy to handle

>>16792896
That Wock looks like she's going to burst into song.

>>16792947
Id prefer to wake up with my onee sans in any position. But that one sounds especially nice, ASMR is hot and seeing her soft giggly butt softly smack against my pelvis is lewd. I don't think I'd be able to handle it without exploding inside her.

>>16792953
But anon! All of that is what I want! I love my onee sans even if I'm not able to handle them. Or them overpowering me and making their Otouto a real man.

>>16792953
An onee-san and an imouto*
Your imouto can be a big girl too size doesn't matter it's all about the attitude

>>16792988
Don't let your onee-sans shape you and your future or they will do anything in their power to ensure that you become their ideal husband and that you won't ever leave them

>>16792988
That's just asking for the onee-san riding you to smack her own ass so you can feel the vibrations.

>>16793004
>Don't let your onee-sans shape you and your future or they will do anything in their power to ensure that you become their ideal husband and that you won't ever leave them

But that's exactly what I want. It's why I love my onee sans.

>>16793005
Id probably cum right there and then with the head of my dick pressed firmly against the entrance to her womb.

>>16793013
>Cumming inside your onee-san
This is absolutely forbidden, you do NOT want to turn your onee-san into a mother

>>16793022
PSA: If you're not fucking them, someone else will.

MGJKEK

>>16793030
Gesundheit

>>16793022
I don't care if it's forbidden! I shall make my onee sans the happiest mothers in the world and give them all the eggs. I'm going to be the best father they've ever seen.

The fact it's forbidden makes the slow gentle sex even better.

Traveling the world would be fun

>>16792920
Would you get forcibly pushed into the shota idol industry if your debt gets really bad?

>>16793042
It sure would be. I'd love to travel the world with my waifu.

We'd go to the undead kingdom, Zipangu and even some Demon Realm. It would be lovely. And besides a small portion of her work requires her traveling around places anyway, and she'd need her house husband with her.

>>16793042
>>16793054
I want to build a railroad with my Gremlinfu and ride all over the world with her.

>>16793033
What about that do you not understand?

>>16793056
Sounds really comfy and quite the sight to behold. Seeing anon and his gremlin waifu building a railway system.

>>16793029
You can justify any form of incest with this argument but only if you are too possessive and won't stand the sight of your mother/sister/daughter being with another man

>>16793039
I hope you won't mind all the weird stares people will throw your way when you go buy baby clothes with her
Your mailbox will get filled with Fallen God propaganda too and you're going to be invited by the Onee-Sabbath to give speeches about how incest is the best

Is this the kind of life you want?

>>16793056
All aboard the love train!

>>16793066
It's the kind of life id love because it's the life where I'm with my onee sans. Also that Onee sabbath speech part sounds interesting, I'd love to show the world how great it is to marry your onee san.

>>16793042
>people still using my scans a year later
feels good, might get around to scanning the text so Sky can put it on his to-do list.

>>16793042
Is it OK to travel the world in order to corrupt and conquer small villages and eventually entire cities?

>>16793078
I have never seen such a slut for onee-sans
Go ahead impregnate and marry them but remember that your daughters will never have a cute otouto to love

>>16793042
I wonder how those two met?

>>16793107
I'm a slut for tall, ara ara, curvy loving onee sans and I'm not afraid to admit it!

That's an issue I face though. I'd wait until my daughteru age to atleast 8 so then I can adopt a little brother for each of them. That sounds good, right?

>>16793042
I ain't traveling the world dressed like that.
Besides I'd prefer exploring the unknown wilderness.

I'd probably meet African, Amazon and Pacific Islander monster girls

Are there any Greentexts about cuddling with a Monstergirl while you watch a movie in bed?

Goodnight Anons.

Try not to worry too much about the big Minotaur Barbarians coming down from the mountains to raid towns and villages.

>>16793135
I won't because I always have my chastity to protect me.

Sleep tight.

>>16792663
Thanks for sharing, anon.

I would like to fuck a woman as she turns into monster.

>>16793154
Her booties are cute, I wonder where she got them.

>>16793124
do clothes matter?

>>16793154
She would look nice in shortshorts

>>16793154
Slut!

>>16793154
That would be good.
Just match her increasing aggression and you'll be fine.

Though, fucking a girl as she turns into a slime would be some kind of horror

>>16793154
I want to see the insanity creep into a woman as she turns into a mad hatter.

>>16793159
Why are you wondering? You gonna buy a pair? Think you'll look cute in them? I'm sure you would.

>>16793180
I mean, they look very cute. I don't think I'd actually buy them but looking at them I'm a shop would be nice.

Maybe my waifu would think I look cute in them

>>16793145
No problem! You can also have this hellhound x cheshire having fun with dildo pic http://imgur.com/a/hu3kM

>>16793183
Does this count as lesbian?

Still I know this is bait.

>>16792193
The question is, which monstergirl instalocks Genji?

>>16792663
>>16793183
If you're going to bait you may as well post the multiple images of male lizard x salamander.

>>16793194
Buck's ones? Not a fun of her desu senpai

>>16793196
A lot of people aren't.

>>16793117
I didn't even think of adoption

Every couple should adopt a little brother for their daughter(s)

>>16793201
Agreed. The world would be a lot better with more Otouto's loving their onee sans and imoutos.

I would like to sleep with the blacksmith dragon

>>16793183
Not a fan of yuri or fake cocks, sorry. Taking the best part out of porn just doesn't do it for me.

>>16793232
Going to lick those armpits and that belly!

>>16793188
Cheshire cats when the team is on defense. Complete with spamming "I need healing" the entire game.

Or maybe an Automaton. Pretty sure there are grills who like his ass

Would monster girl merchants go bankrupt from giving away too many of their products to their male clients?

Tanukis and Goblins probably know better but I bet other species would barely sell anything

>>16793277
Depends on the girl I think. A manticore isn't gonna bow down and let a man take what he wants, she wants it the other way around.

>>16793279
I want a manticore to take me and I have no say about it because I'm now her property.

I keep posting that the first girl to find me gets my virginity, but no Monstergirls have shown up. Are they all negotiating how to share me?

>>16793295
They're ignoring you.

>>16793232
>Blacksmith Dragon
Yet more reminders of my inability to focus on writing.

In case of stress or anxiety, squeeze.

>>16793368
I hear people say it feels good to sqeeze. But what does it actually feel like? What's the effects?

>>16793368
Better not. I might hurt it

>>16793279
A Manticore would give away the first barb for free but once the man is hooked they either have to pay up or marry her to get their dose

>>16793368
Squeezing Eldritch abominations is not a good idea, it sounds cute and all until she wraps her tentacles around your wrist and won't let go
And when she grows up you can bet she will be coming for you

>>16793368
I woke up with flayers and I feel the need to bounce one off a wall or play sports with it.

>>16793380
No matter how much you press, it will only make her more excited.

>>16793412
what if he's like lennie from mice and men?

Whats all this talk about shota idols and tanuki? I'm not a full blown weeb so I wouldn't know.

>>16793462
If you somehow start to hurt one the nearby flayers will answer to her eldritch shriek to fix you right up.

New girl when

>>16792663
>>16793183
The fuck are you doing and why do you samefag

>>16793485
>Anon accidentally steps on a loli flayer's tentacle
>An entire colony of flayers squirm up to him and smother him
>2 minutes later he is nothing but an empty husk

>>16793504
Maybe this weekend or monday. Which profiles from the new batch are still kept in secret?

Which monster girls would do enkou?

>>16793515
If you step on one all you do is slip and fall, forced to face into the loliflayer's teary eyes trying to hold it in. Then you have to squish and pat her to make it go away or else you'll get a big flayer slap you with her tentacle.

>>16793518
The rodent trio, zombie bodyguard and smoke hobo.

>>16793536
Oh. As much as smoke hobo is smoking hot I kinda want to see the triple weasel. Haven't seen so much info on her other than that they are nice surgeons or something.

>>16792663
>>16793183
Fucking faggot

>>16793525
I don't know what that is, but without looking it up I'm just going to say... lamias.

You guys currently enjoying any MG anime, manga or lewd doujins?

>>16793561
Anime season is over, Youkai Shoujo has some great butts, translations are still two chapters behind on Fue

>>16793555
>>16793513
These
That guy is a fucking faggot
Check out this much better pic instead, bros http://imgur.com/a/XY1HV

>>16793527
Flayers are molluscs so you could step on her tentacles all you want it will just make her giggle

>>16793551
I have never seen a species get as ignored as triple weasel, I hope their profile gives them some flavor

>>16793559
http://jisho.org/search/%E6%8F%B4%E4%BA%A4

>>16793515

>>16793575
>Chimera gets completely ignored and has no lewd art
>This happens
Fuck that artist and fuck you for posting it, she doesn't deserve this.

>>16793561
Cosplay-chan ended already but next season looks to have some fun monster girl anime.

>>16793561
I'm thoroughly enjoying Dragon Maid at the moment.

>>16793575
SO glad I don't like Ushis

>>16793561
This show will outsell NGE

>>16793599
You want more unpopular grills art?
Here you go! http://imgur.com/a/47hcM

Have a nice cuddly Wock update to take your mind off of all the shit above.
https://my.mixtape.moe/ggshvv.png

So suppose you were commuting on the same bus every day at the same time like people do, and you noticed this Kejorou on the bus. You figured you could sit behind her every time, too. You figured you could lean your head pretty close to her when you got up on your stop, and you could sneak in a little whiff of her scent. You figured if you held your coat in your lap you could hide your arm and hand under it so nobody could see if you touched her hair.
What you didn't figure is if a Kej hair is sensitive to touch. What advice would people on the internet give you?

>>16793582
I would squishy one with my feet, though I wouldn't want to give her a foot fetish.

And yeah, I feel that even after tripe W is released she'll be ignored.

>>16793588
Ah, yeah, that seems way off.

So how about those shortstacks?

>>16793561
There's always One Piece.

>>16793641
a shit

>>16793641
Love em. They're so cute and great for sitting in your lap to make it easier to milk them.

Raijuu electrician at work

>>16793623
Holy shit, that's awesome
Thanks!

>>16793575
>>16793619
Is this reportable

>>16793624
The average "ask her out"

But I bet her hair smells amazing. She probably washes it with all kinds of fancy soaps

>>16793656
Why do you keep samefagging

What shithole did you come from?

>>16793654
She doesn't look very professional. Is she a safety inspector?
>What's this? Extremely high voltage?

>>16793671
Wow, rude!
I'm just bringing new art!
BTW that wock pic wasn't posted by me, it's some fellow friend!

>>16793641
Is she strong?

>>16793699
my dude can you not

>>16793699
What are you, some mad futafag, furry or something?

>>16793623
I know I shouldn't be giving (you) a (you). But I really thought it was a comfy Wock image for some reason.

But I got that instead.

>>16793714
I think he's just some guy trying to get a laugh or a few (you)s. Nothing to be taking seriously, just ignore him.

>>16793715
Here, have an actually cuddly picture.
https://track3.mixtape.moe/wzqfci.png

>On a physical level, the addiction is not really to pain, but primarily to free-flowing endorphins that accompany the pain. Endorphins are a hormone-like substance that the body releases whenever a pain or injury is experienced. They are very similar in structure and effect to the opiates, like heroin and morphine. Endorphins are pain-killers. When you stub your toe you feel a sharp pain, immediately followed by numbness, which accompanies the anaesthetizing endorphins. The feeling of numbness associated with endorphin release is not unpleasant and, in fact, can be an almost euphoric sensation. People who exercise vigorously are familiar with this feeling.
All strain on the body yields endorphins. Emotional stress, like physical stress, leads to strain. If the strain is constant, the body sends a continuous stream of endorphins, which results in a dull (and barely noticeable) anesthetic effect. When endorphin flooding is part of everyday life, the senses are actually deadened. Workaholics experience this, but just as in the toe-stubbing example, the feeling can be somewhat pleasant.
With sustained endorphin release you can still feel emotions, but only if they are intense, such as anger, rage, sorrow and fear. These trigger further endorphin release, which can lead to further emotional numbing. And once you become used to living an endorphin-filled existence, it is hard to give it up. With so much pain-killing substance running through your body, there is a sense of security that makes you feel safer in the world. It’s a shield inside the body that protects you from subtle feelings that are more difficult to block, like tenderness, vulnerability, and love.

>>16793704
She sure seems strong I'm glad I rolled her, sometimes the gacha gods are kind.

>>16793726
Her dick is not big enough

>>16793731
>Once a person is addicted to pain, breaking the habit takes considerable strength. It also requires external support. The unconscious craving for stress and pain drives the isolated pain addict to make decisions that are based on need rather than wisdom. Unfortunately, emotional pain addicts do not usually have supportive relationships. They tend to gravitate towards partners who become a source of pain. Friends, family, and professional counselors are usually the best source of help. It is important that the support persons understand the inherent difficulty of withdrawal from pain addiction. If psychotherapy is used, it is helpful that the therapist be familiar with addictions and brain chemistry. Dynamic interventions seem to be the most effective approaches; they include Gestalt Therapy, the Intense-Feeling Process, and Bioenergetics.
>Unfortunately, there are currently no Pain Addicts Anonymous or Pain-anon meetings, so it is up to friends, family, and professionals to help. But their effectiveness is limited if they do not grasp the true nature of pain addiction. Acknowledgment, encouragement, patience, and nurturance are the essential tools. Criticism, anger, and provoking guilt do not help the pain addict. On the contrary, they drive the pain addict deeper into the addiction.
>Overcoming emotional pain addiction can take a long time. To the pain addict, a life without pain is completely unfamiliar. There are frequent reports of a frightening void that yearns to be filled when pain is no longer dominant. In many ways it’s like being without drugs after years of dependency. The goal is to replace stress with relaxation, chaotic relationships with supportive ones, and self-deprivation with self-nurturance.
It takes about six months to allow the system to function without the need for constant pain. The work, however, is not as difficult as it may seem, because positive changes are felt along the way. Life is filled with color instead of grayness, joy instead of dullness. Grace replaces tension, and a person’s natural beauty unfolds, in some cases for the very first time.

>>16793726
Thanks man. I love the Kraken Kuddle Klub.

>>16793641
>>16793733
クソゲ

>>16793731
W-What?

>>16793731
>>16793743

>>16793726
Cute

>>16793654
Raijus and showers are bad. Especially if she decides to touch herself to you.

Alright /mgt/, when the Day Of The Rape comes, monster girls are going to flood into our world. And no doubt, many of here will be united with our beloved waifus. However, coming from a completely different world, it's very likely that none of them will speak any of the languages that we do here on Earth. So how does /mgt/ bridge the language barrier? How do you teach your waifu how to speak, read, and write English? Would you want to be her personal English tutor?

Hard Mode: No magic or potions are around that can allow you two to understand each other's languages.

>>16793697
She can work on high voltage systems without the fear of arc flashes. Then again I think she'd be the one causing them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P35HRYHFz7c

>>16793746
Always accepting new members, and unlike Wocks none of the Krakens have dicks.

>>16793779
Is creeping up on a Girtablilu to sniff her butt, worth it?

>>16793743
>>16793731
For some reason this hot sauce comes to my mind.

http://i.imgur.com/qnEK69J.jpg

>>16793797
>Krakens miffed about all these girls joining the Onee sabbath claiming they're "onee san tier"
>Krakens break away from the Onee sabbath to form the KKK

Those poor little Otouto's get snatched up in the middle of the night and taken into the woods to be hugged by a tree

>>16793799
Depends on how much you weigh the risk/benefit ratio of being captured, strapped to a bed for a month, and pumped with so much venom your stomach and chest looks like a pincushion and your dick can go from flaccid to a fat, massive, towering sploogecannon in .5 seconds flat
But it probably smells nice, so I'd say worth it.

>>16793793
Language barriers are adorable. But really if I'm being honest I got to her world not the other way around.

I think I'd probably try to teach her very basic English at first and then just keep teaching her until she could speak English. Once she knows English it will make it easy to learn her language.

>>16793823
I was thinking the same thing earlier the last time people were talking about the Onee-Sabbath
The Ink will rise again!

>>16793797
They don't need dicks, look at all those tentacles after all.

>>16793823
Krakens will start saying that they are the true sisters and no one else should have otoutos.

>>16793831
Sounds like a fair deal. And besides, I bet it's for a tropical fruity smell.

>>16793799
There's an anon who slapped a Wurm's ass and a Ryu's reverse scale before. Go for it.

>>16793847
I'm surprised people still remember me and the quest for lamiass.

>>16793793
Language is irrelevant.
Besides, it's hard to talk with a big, soft butt planted on your face.

>>16793834
>>16793836
The KKK sounds like it would be a Super Wurm villain or a bunch of villains on a TV show created by the Onee Sabbath for Otouto's and Shotas to watch.

>>16793864
So you'd communicate through face sitting? I like this.

>>16793851
Lamia ass is a precipitous treasure. I'd find an Apophis or a Ryu to sit on my face. I would pay anything for it!

>>16793864
But anon, how would you tell her that you need some air? Or vice versa, that you don't want her to get up.

>>16793865
The KKK is a group of kind Krakens that just want to cuddle their otoutos in peace and send those lousy fucking Wocks back to Wonderland

>>16793793
Probably depends on the MG. A Flayer would assimilate the language by sticking her tentacles into someone and Automatons might learn the language by connecting to the internet.

Just make sure the Automaton doesn't discover 4chan.

>>16793876
>not suffocating in your waifu's ass

>>16793877
They sounds nice and peaceful. I bet their cuddles feel nice. But is burning crosses outside the homes of Wock onee sans and their Otoutos necessary?

>>16793888
If it gets rid of those damn Wocks then of course it is.

>>16793888
Humans stealing wocks from other humans and now krakens stealing humans from wocks.
Are they ever going to catch a break?

>>16793877
Count me in!
My Kraken onee is the best!

>>16793896
Can't onee sans live in peace with their Otouto? Isn't that what all onee sans want?

What did those wockers even do bad anyway?

>>16793905
They keep thinking they deserve all the otoutos!

>>16793911
You are talking about krakens there mate.

>>16793905
Coming into our world and stealing all of our precious otoutos.

>>16793911
Can't you forgive them for that? They all just want an Otouto to love.

>>16793918
Wocks make inferior onee-sans, a Kraken can protect a smile better.

>>16793917
>>16793923
You bunch of wockists!

>>16793877
Never forget the motto
We must secure the existence of our husbands and a future for cute daughters

>>16793933
Krakens are jealous because dragons have everything plus some tentacles. They are best girls overall compared to those squids.

>>16792319
pls no :C

>>16793973
I love Wocks! But it's not nice to say one girl is worse than the other.

Now I'm imagining a grade school Wock and Kraken pulling each other's hair.

>My mom can beat up your mom!

Do you wake up your waifu or she wakes you up?

gently via kisses and nuzzles or roughly with claw rake and reverse mating press?

>>16793984
I'm not saying she's worse, I'm just saying that wocks are better.

>>16793973
Wocks have big claws, they can't hug as well with such rough appendages.

>>16793999
I prefer a Wock over a Kraken but Krakens are still nice.

>>16793991
Sounds cute.

>>16794008
Big claws are far better for holding tight and protecting.

>>16793992
I would wake up to being sandwiched by two tall dragons.

>>16794008
This >>16794015

Wocks have such big claws that are great for holding and feeling protected by

>>16793992
She gives me a blowjob until I open my eyes then mounts me with a smug grin.

>>16793992
If I wake up first she awakens shortly after with me either slithering out of her grasp or poking her cheeks.
If she wakes up first she squeezes me even tighter if we are just lazing around. If we are going out then she gives me a few tail slaps and drags it along my face.

>>16794015
>>16794024
Nope. Those Wocks are dangerous and we must rid our society of them.

>>16794019
what if they wake up horny? you are not leaving that bed anytime soon

>>16794033
I've heard krakens sinking ships and accidentally killing the passengers with the debree and sometimes even killing them by squshing.
There are also those who go to non mamono ocean and tries to sink boats, killing most of the dudes by drowning.

>>16793992

The idea of morning wood being something more than a nuisance is a welcome one.

I'm a night owl so I would probably wake up after her. I'd go to sleep spooning her, with her tail going under my legs. It would form rise behind me and form a nice cushion.

>>16794048
Lies and slander.

>>16793991
Daaw.

>>16794084

It's too early and I can't brain yet.

Whatever, I just want to be the big spoon. To hold and protect.

>>16794093
Ratatoskr has a very unique ability in that you ca big spoon her while her tail big spoons you. Excellent stuff. She deserves to feel her husbando's breath on her neck as she sleeps and feel his manly arms holding her close against him. And that's the scoop!

>>16794093
>Whatever, I just want to be the big spoon. To hold and protect.
Mein neger.

>>16794084
Its the opposite for me,i can imagine my waifu bullying my morning wood only for the fact i did something lewd with her on dreams instead to herself

>Because so many families relied on the haenyeo for the majority of their income, a semi-matriarchal society developed on Jeju with the haenyeo at the head of the household.[8][7] On the tiny islets off the coast of Jeju, such as Mara Island, where sea-diving was the sole source of income, this reversal of gender roles was taken to the extreme; men would look after the children and go shopping while the women would bring in money for the family.[8] Other manifestations of Jeju’s unique society include men paying a dowry to the family of the bride (a reversal of the custom on the Korean mainland) and families celebrating the birth of girls over the birth of boys.

Could be fun if you just replaced them all with the more aquatic MGs

>>16793980
>:C

>>16794106
>Rata-chan opens an eye on the morning feeling her husband wrapped around her protecting her
>pulls out a hidden tape recorder from her shirt an so whispers into it
>"Big scoop: I have the best husband in the world~"
>Feels her husband's morning wood start to prod her lower back
>"...fufuu... that's not the only 'Big scoop'~"
>sets the tapenade recorder on the night stand and gets to servicing her husband, nuts and all

Reminder that the last time we had a pole about who is best onee-san Kraken won

And don't forget that Jabberwocks proudly wear the suit of diamond so be very wary of them unless you are curious about wockjobs

>>16794124
i want to be oneed by THREE JABBERWOCKS!

>>16794122
It looks like I can't brain yet either. But you get the idea.

>>16794122
>>16794106

Too damn good.

>>16794134
But anon, three jabberwocks!
Six tenhacles
Maybe more

>>16794124
The only good sister like girl is Titania because both kraken and wockers are you know where that tentacle is going.

>>16794139
Imagine.

>>16794122
Why is it that a squirrel is so perfect? KC really surprised me with her.

>>16794139
Its about the sisterly love anon,not the tentacles!

>>16794139
But wocks have three tentacles so that would be nine in total.

>>16794122
Squirrel is cute!
CUTTTTEEEE

>>16794122
I bet she sneaks around her own home to get pics of hubby then kyaaa's when she develops them
When he catches her he just asks why she didn't just ask him
Its because she's making a big collage for their anniversary

>>16794122
>Nuts and all
I bet Ratatoskrs can hold three full loads in their cheeks without losing a drop

>>16794172

I can't handle how cute that sounds. Heart failure is imminent.

>Kraken and Wock arguing over tentacle superiority
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the hand club's two blocks down

>>16794195
All those buds on her tentacles look dangerously stimulating.

>>16794195
Hey buddy this is a shoggy zone

how tentacle-ish you are?