/jp/ - Otaku Culture

FUKIN DAWGS AND KATZ, ITS AWRIGHT.

Wake the fuck up, goddamnit. I hope real life kicks you in your delusional freak face soon, because you need it bad.

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>>1679909

This one, Fate route please.

>>1679914

I'M LIVING IN A 2D WORLD
SON OF A BITCH REAL LIFE
REALLIFE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A FRIEND?
DO YOU WANT SEX?
REAL LIFE IS PIG DISGUSTING
FUCKING 3D

>>1679929
I dunno. It's not that bad interacting with people as long as you don't have to tell them your name.

Guys you already live in a VN.

Chaos;Head without the delusions or supernatural

>>1679959
its shit right

>>1679900
Yo! I heard you like walking dogs, so we gave you a dog that can walk a dog while you walk your dog!

>>1679960

No

It doesn't matter, Anon. No matter where you go, you will always be the shut-in you are.

>>1679962
This is a good drawing idea, a guy holding a leash to a dog girl, who is holding the leash to a dog.

>>1679900
No. Games have an ending and I don't want to deal with whatever trauma, hard goodbyes, or other shit that might happen at the end. I'd like to live in a princess maker world and get a free daughter though. It'd be interesting hearing a 11 year old go on about digging graves.

I wouldn't mind a world where I could have a robot maid, though.

I want to live here and breed Mikan so that I can have a Mikan to walk my Mikan.

There aren't many serious POKEMON trainers here! They're all like BUG CATCHERs, but PEWTER GYM's BROCK is totally into it!

>>1679994
hahahahaha

what

I am in a VN, I got the bad end of YMK ;_;

>>1679993

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DAWGS SO WE PUT A DAWG IN YO DAWG SO YOU CAN FAP WHILE YOU FAP.

>>1680042
Route?

>>1680073
Probably the common route bad end where you just become ronery.

>>1680050
Dammit, beat me to it.

>>1680000
GET

>>1680092
How lovely. Doesn't this happen on your board every week?

>>1680042
I am sure that applies to most on here

>>1680092
Not a GET, move along.
>>1679900
Shuffle!

>>1679900
My choice, hands down. Though I think I might die from a heart attack there for obvious reasons.

>>1680109
That is a GET.

Not really special or anything, but it is a GET.

>>1680105
Story of my life

>>1680127
And you're a FAGGET.

Not really special or anything on a board of homos, but a FAGGET.

Wanko is a good choice. But I'm not the "bawwwww I wish I was in a VN so ronery ;_;" type of anon. I like to have a plan, in case the entire world submits to me or something. If that happens I could as well hire top surgeons and geneticists, but that's a rather crude method. I'd like my dog more if I made her. She'd feel like a daughter.

Mission Statement: Find a feasible biological method to develop human females with XX gonadal dysgenesis and ears/tail of a non-human mammalian at least in shape.

Animal Choice:
Logic dictates that we want an animal of which ear sizes are comparable to, if not slightly larger than, a human's (though this is not absolutely necessary). Tail is a greater issue, most animal tails look outright bizarre on humans. All of the methods here can allow you to get an animal for ears and another for tail, so be at ease there. I suppose a large dog or wolf could do well here.

Finding The Specimen
Immune System:
We want this as fucked up as possible. Not only will it give her sick moe (if you have the resources to attempt this you will be able to supply her with the necessary enviroment for her to live), it will make her body accept any random implant we felt like trying. Certain genetic defects can do this, but chances of finding it with gonadal dysgenesis right down below is ridiculously astronomical. Selective breeding may be required. Note that XX gonadal dysgenesis has a genetic basis and Finnish people are quite likely to have it (1 in 8300 live-born girls. ). A Finnish/Japanese cross may be acceptable. Alternatively, knocking out DCLRE1C activity could also work. That shits over the white blood cells.

>>1680167
That's really more Born Freaks than Wanko.

>>1680167

XX Gonadal Dysgenesis:
As the name should indicate, this gives you a girl with no functional gonads while keeping the pooper and vagoo. This means she can't get pregnant. Great. But the most important aspect is that the girl will not develop secondary sexual characteristics (read: won't hit puberty) and will stay shorter, appealing to you disgusting pedophiles for a longer period of time. Truly a most blessed disease.

Now, we are working with genetic defects here. They are called genetic defects for a good reason. You don't just get off with merely “no gonads”. First rule of genetic defects is that the “defect” part comes by the dozen (Speaking of which, those girls are usually deaf. That's probably good because of the shit we're bringing upon the ears just a bit later. ) Finding a sufficiently cute specimen is going to be hell already. That is why you clone the shit out of your specimen once you are satisfied with how she turned out. Always keep the early versions in case you fuck something up.

>>1680167
Transhumanism?
HERESY!

>>1680178

Part B: Methods
a) Xenotransplantation:
This is why we want virtually no immune system. Human bodies have this nasty tendency to beat the shit out of whatever comes in without a clearance pass (not only that, they are surprisingly Orwellian in that old cells are destroyed to make room (and raw materials) for the new. No wonder cancer happens, if I lived in those shit conditions I'd rebel too. )

Fortunately, when messed with enough, the bodies would be accepting enough to handle at least other mammalian parts. I am personally not for direct transplantation, at least for the ears. The reason is below.

Vacanti Mouse:
More than ten years ago, some guy called Vacanti had the idea that if you stick some edible play-doh in a mouse with a defective immune system and had some cow cartilage grow on it, the cartilage would take the shape of your play-doh. It turned out to be a good idea, so the mouse had what looked like a human ear on top of it (albeit made of cow) Then the same thing was done to a human using his own cartilage. Success. All you need to do is molding a fitting ear, adding cat/dog/human cartilage, sticking it in your loli, xenografting some dog/cat skin on top and you are done. Also has the benefit of being able to choose the ear size, you can have giant mouse ears for example, or pointy elf ears (actually very easy to do. )

I'm now thinking about chimerism and transplantation on foetal stage, as well as ethical concerns (if this produces furries I'd never forgive myself) so that's it for now.

>>1680178
>>1680167

God luck on getting funding for your vision doc, let me know how it turns out though.

>>1680185
>>1680178
>>1680167
Godspeed, Doctor.

>>1680185

Proceed.

>>1679900
>>1679993
more of her please

>>1680109
>Shuffle!
;_;

>>1680167
>>1680178
>>1680185
/r/ plan for implanting muscles to allow the ears to move.

>>1680127
>>1680092
>EPIC DASU LULZ LEEJON xD

The only things I can think of that I would possibly want to live in a VN for would be if I could get a Mikan only route.

>>1680267
>Mikan only route.
This would be the best.

DAMN YOU OP! I WANT A MIKAN!

>>1680185
>>1680178
>>1680167
GLORIOUS
/jp/-science/general

Am I the only one that truly liked Risa? ;_;

>>1680319
I liked them all, I just had a problem liking any of them MORE than Mikan.

>>1680197

This is just a method to have myself research. I suggest it to other anons of /jp/ who have trouble motivating themselves to do anything.

Fun thing is that even I was bold on making it a reality, I may get beaten to it. Human/rabbit chimeras are made already (they were killed, thankfully, to get some stem cells. ) and we' sure would like to give pigs and the like humanlike organs so that xenotransplants don't get rejected, while not giving them humanlike brains to maintain a semblance of bioethics. Once that's done, modifying external organs won't be hard at all. I like the Vacanti plan though, since a surgeon with enough experience and materials could do it himself right now. Movable muscles however likely requires a chimera (since I'm not very experienced on that, the most convenient way of doing it I can see is finding a way to mass produce them and waiting until we get lucky (a goat with 15% human cells has been made already. ) Which is sounds like a worse method than embryonic xenotransplantation, even though ears and brain are almost right next to each other during development and a lot of mishaps would still happen. )

I need to look more into it.