/jp/ - Otaku Culture

thats a lot of bullshit there, son.

Fuck, it was you!

I knew I should've taken aikido instead of judo.

>I just got stabbed and mugged and am writing this while in the hospital.

Fixed.

Congratulations.

I've done the same basic thing except the guys were white and I do Muay Thai.

Also I didn't drop the guy on the head, I kneed him in the gut and brought him down easy.

It was Anonymous Jones

Steven Seagal is a 7th-dan black belt in Aikido.

And that's why I can never respect that martial art.

>>1677957

Your pretty hardcore man

>>1677957

Muay Thai is worth shit compared to Aikido, your monkey martial arts can not compete with the refined Japanese martial arts.

>>1677960

Big deal.
Vladimir Putin is a 6th Dan in Judo.

Judo here, Aikido is for fags.

>>1677968

You say that while I'm giving you a concussion with my elbow.

>>1677980

Damn straight

>>1677957
>brought him down easy.

Sounds like you know how to take it easy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aicHsMC6rxM

Take down this.

ITT: tough guys

>>1677984

You

Elbow me? Sorry sir, but I would had flipped you over before you had even begun to swing your elbow at me.

>>1678014
>>1677984

OHHHH SHIT ITS FUCKIN ON NOW

ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG'S DICK

Discretion is a weapon.
Use it well.

>attacked by 2 big black men

DAMNIT NIGGERS! STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD. CAN'T YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF?! FUCK! OBAMA IS NOT EVEN IN OFFICE YET AND YOU'RE ALREADY RUINING HIS CREDIBILITY.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

I was coming back from fighting bandits this evening, when I was attacked by 2 big bad nanto apprentices, one of them knew nanto sui seiken . I was quite calm, I do know a year's worth of Hokuto Shin ken training. The one with the nanto sui seiken came rushing at me, I quickly punch the pressure points in his wrist, he was really close at stabbing me, I blew up his wrist, and took the knife, he was probably knocked out, he did hit the ground head first. The other nanto apprentice was scared and ran off. I called the rei and was on my way to the shelter afterward.

I have a way of not starting fights in the first place. It's quite amusing.

>I was attacked by 2 big black men
cause black men are the scariest mother fuckers in the whole world

>>1678168
They also scream the loudest.
Yeah, working at a haunted house was fun.

>>1677968
Muay Thai in its pure form is pretty deadly while Akido stresses that you not hurt your opponent but dissuade them

>>1678188
black people scare very easily

>>1678168

It's pretty fucking scary to get attacked by something you can't see. In the dark of night if they're not smiling they're fucking invisible.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu here, enjoy your broken arm

>>1678211
Aids was invented to kill niggers

>>1678437
Except... for that whole... Judo breaking the founder of BJJ's arm, making him his bitch, and having the fucking move named after him thing.

BR scum.

>>1678437
>>1678509
well bjj is basically just judo only gayer (more groundwork)

Bajiquan here, enjoy my elbow

こてがえし saved you from niggers. Whoop dee doo. If you were going to get into fights, you might as well have taken jujitsu instead.

>>1678509
Not BR, weeaboo scum lol

>>1678524
Groundwork is what wins fights.

Anyway, I trained in Judo first before switching to BJJ and cross-training in Muay Thai. Do you just stick to Judo or what?

>>1678586
In a fight, I would take a gun personally.

>>1678509
masahiko kimura was also twice the size of helio gracie, it was like the featherweight champ trying to take on the heavyweight champ in boxing

>>1678608
A gun sucks in a fight. You can't chose not to kill someone with a gun, and if you get surprised you get hurt, someone dies, or both. A gun is best for combat, where you have to kill anyway and you never let your guard down to begin with.

Bitches don't know bout' my Aikido.

>>1678600
that is IF you get taken to the ground

in a fight, i'd rather take an atomic bomb

i would rather kill myself and everyone in a hundred mile radius than lose.

>>1678655

>>1678655
>i would rather kill myself and everyone in a hundred mile radius than lose.
>hundred mile radius

WHAT THE FUCK KINDA BOMB ARE YOU DRAGGING AROUND
TSAR BOMBA ITSELF ONLY HAD A KILL RADIUS OF 62 MILES
JESUS FUCK LOOK AT HOW HUGE TSAR BOMBA IS GOD DAMN

Marksmanship was here.
Aikido is a loser.

Close quarters combat here
Martial arts is a nice buddy to have

>>1678642
That guy doesn't even have joints anymore. He just flails around and fucks everyone up.

What was the discipline of that faggot ass "master" who got beat down by a mixed martial artist? It was something about ki attacks by waving your hands or something.

>>1677944
I was not attacked by 2 big black men, but Aikido surely saved my life just the same.

So, I was coming home from a work about a month ago, on my motorcyle- Vespa LX 150. Was going at around 90km/h (about 50 miles/hour I guess). Then something from the right came out at very fast speed. All I could do was to steer to the right, and used the front brake. My bike first came to a sudden halt, then proceed to flung itself in circles into the air,. I did not know what was going on, and was also flying, as my hands tightly held the handles. Then in a split second, I saw the ground pulling closer and I knew Im going to break my neck. Thats when I let go of the handles, and rolled on the ground. Asphalt was harder than Aikido training mats. So I ended up in hospitals with severe cuts and scrapes.

But I did not break my neck, or legs, or arms. I could even died.

Sorry for my English. Its not my first language. Btw, Pic is my Vespa.

>>1678874

How does this relate to your Aikido knowledge short of "this is totally gonna break my neck", which can be garnered by basic anatomy lessons?

>>1678900
First thing you do when you learn Aikido is to learn to properly fall.
Well, look at OP picture. Imagine that man is going to fall onto the ground , but instead of rolling, he just drill his head into the floor.
Now imagine me flying at a speed several faster than that, and not rolling. I doubt breaking my neck is possible, more like smashing watermelon.

>>1678874
Maybe you should take more vespa driving lessons and less aikido lessons

>>1678907
>>1678900
Maybe you should consider whether a Vespa can do 90 km/h before commenting seriously.

OP is copypasta from 2ch

>>1678910
I have Vespa Collection, I know what they can do.
Gone up to 120 on a GS once.
Acma, PX, ...all can do up to 80 no prob.