/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tell your wife to cosplay Utsuho. Simple as that.

Show us your wife anon

>>16744032
She hates those weeaboo things

Grats on the 1CC
Raise your daughter to be Utsuho.
You can teach her to talk like her and dress her up in the costume. Your wife never has to know. Once she comes of age, you can finally divorce your wife without paying child support and elope with your personal Otsuho!

>>16744281
What if he doesn't want childs?

>>16744299
Secret bodypillow hidden in the closet.

YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD!!! YOUR WIFE LOVES YOU!!! SHE'S HOPING TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR CHILD!!!
AND YOU HAVE FANTASIES WITH A FICTIONAL SHITTY CHARACTER? REALLY,FAG? YOU'RE NOT A TRUE MAN!!! FUCK YOU!!!

>>16744281
Wait! How do you know his children will be a girl?

>normal mode

Get better before you leave your piggu for the birdy

>>16744639
Futa Okuu is fine too.

>>16744208
Well thats your own problem. Either marry someone who allows you to like fictional characters or don't marry anyone. Anyways, get your ass back to >>>/adv/.

>>16744639
If it fits, it sits

>>16744676
I'm pretty sure he'd a transgender Okuu instead

>>16744805
He'd like*

>>16744639
if its a boy he can be orin

>>16744281
I agree

>>16744281
An old fag man with a young pretty girl... Incest and Pedophilia? Really? That's legal?

>>16746382
It's not pedophilia if she's a fucking adult, that's not how it works you fucking normalfag. It's specifically attraction to kids. Not people a couple decades younger than you. Not highschool girls. Not middle schoolers either. Kids. Not like it matters anyway, you stupid fucking normalfag.

>>16749816
Isn´t still incest? if it is I don't think that's legal. Who the fuck want to fuck with her daughter?

You die. Marriage is until death do you part.

>>16750149
That's why I don't want to marry

Marriage = No freedom

>>16749816
If you searched >>16746382's picture's filename, you'd see that they were making a joke.
Unless you're baiting, then carry on.
>>16750113
>Who the fuck want to fuck with her daughter?
see the pic in >>16744281

>>16750203
Ah, yes, I was, uh, pretending to be retarded, don't worry about.

>>16743107
Dont ditch your waifu

I want to marry Utsuho too!

>>16743107
Your wife will be better off
And I'll steal your waifu too

>>16759837
which wife? The pregnant one or Okuu?

You can't marry any 2hu because they all belong to ZUN

>>16743107
You'll need to start a new church, first.

>>16744805
It's called trap, Anon.

>>16759870
I already started my own religion based in 2hu and Gensokyo,if you want to join it

>>16759876
What does Jesus do in it?

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>>16760303
I want this artstyle for next 2hu games

>>16760125
We have a lot of 2hu Goddesses,you can pray all of them.We have shrine maidens in our shrines and ZUN is our official Pope.

>>16761833
Yeah, but it needs Jesus.

>>16764163
No. We have 2hus.

Wait 30 years for artificial general intelligence.

Until then, go ahead with your divorce and spend the rest of your days plugged into an HTC Vive sandbox jerking off to lifeless MMD models of your waifu, waiting for the day she'll one day be able to return your affection.

>>16764296
Jesus likes 2hu, too.

>>16760303
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>>16764888
I fap to this

>>16764888
That's her middle finger?

Do you think she's actually radioactive? Would having sex with her give you penile cancer after enough exposure? I want her to give me a handjob with her third leg!!

>>16743107
Okuu already belongs to her mistress, you can't marry her!

>>16765844
post photo anon

>>16780098
No.

>>16780107
Cute!

Maybe your wife hates you too, anon, make her have an abortion and divorce. Everybody wins.

>>16780307
>make her have an abortion

>>16784074
Why are you posting this image again?

>>16784226
I hate ZEN

>>16780125
I'd like but I can't do it in /jp/