/jp/ - Otaku Culture

C... cut it out...

what happened to the /g/ thread?

Did you delete the thread from /g/ for some reason?

As I said:
I wish I had a cute little sister who was 10 years younger than me.

My little sisters are not cute. And they're too old.

>>1675306
>>1675308
holy shit I thought I was the only one who only hangs out in /g/ and /jp/

in b4 people who hang out in 3 boards or more

I wish to be the cake

impaled by a little girl

>>1675318
Feels good, sis.

>>1675318
Damn, I wish I had a cute little sister to hang out with during my summer holiday.
Just spacing out in the garden..

>>1675336

>>1675336
Imouto come hang out in the backyard one with me.

'O-one second nii-san! I'm making us lunch!'

>>1675350
what a vile disgusting kitchen

is that cabbage?

why is that imouto so..so...teenage?

do not want

/g/? we have a guro board still?

IRL CHECK

"Imouto come hang out in the garden with me!"

"No, fuck you. Why do you keep calling me 'imoto'? What the fuck does that mean? You're creepy."

>>1675359

Why is this so real poor family like?

>>1675359
Silly you, that's a bathroom, not a kitchen.

>>1675370
I'd never even ask anything of my little sisters. I'd rather avoid them.

under the moon imouto to issho

>>1675378
Agreed. Mine is pretty annoying (She is becoming a slut).

How many of those pining for an imotou actually have one? Or is it the archtype they are wishing for?

>>1675386
I don't get why the moon is always FUCKING HUGE in drawings such as this.
I like being outside at night and all, but please don't exaggerate the size of the moon like that.

best imouto

The only people who have fantasies about little sisters are...people who don't have little sisters. Real life siblings are pig disgusting.

>>1675388
I don't have one. I would only want one if she was the archetypal unrealistic kind.

>>1675393
THE MOON IS HUGE

THAT MEANS IT HAS HUGE MOON BUNNIES

Dawn of the First Day
-72 hours remain-

>>1675405
Is that from Smash Bros?

>>1675397
Seconded. The same applies to a girlfriend, I guess.

I can talk to girls and all (although rarely), it's just seemingly inevitable that I come off as "weird".
I don't mind being weird as long as it only involves on being judged on my pretty isolated lifestyle even though I live in a dorm apartment with a shared kitchen.

>>1675302
sauce

>>1675451
According to the filename, it appears to be from the manga "lol."

>>1675318
Haah, Oniichan
Its so hot

SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT SO HOT

>>1675502

Too many sister threads in /jp/.

Must be newfag parade today.

>>1675318
This is actually really dangerous. You could get an air bubble in your bloodstream if you fan your vagina too much. It obviously doesn't hit right away, but you really put yourself at risk for an aneurysm, and doctors recommend against it.

>>1675513
>newfag
Sup neo-/a/.

>>1675522
but japs love drawing that

Man, can I kill someone by doing that? Just sneak into her room, turkey baster with air and just let it rip?

>>1675527
Nothing is guaranteed, but it won't be good for her. I'll just say that.
She'll probably wake up though.

>>1675522
Prove it.

>>1675513

Do your sisters every get ronery or does the theory that women cant be ronery hold true for them?

>>1675596
mine used to come sleep in my bed when she was scared or lonely

i miss those days

now I'm an adult and so is she

being an adult sucks

>>1675622
Can women be lonely then?

>>1675633
They all have millions of friends, so they're rarely lonely

>>1675639
Romantically speaking.

>>1675648
Between boyfriends, yes, they can be "lonely."

>>1675679
ITS NOT FAIR!

>>1675648
the oldest female virgin in recorded history was 13

>>1675596
I have two sisters, 17 and 21.

The 21-year-old has never even been on a date. She has social anxiety or something. She has some friends from work, but that's about it.

The 17-year-old has tons of friends, and she's had a couple "boyfriends," but it always seemed like she just went out with them out of some sort of social obligation to have one. She never really liked them much, and I don't think she slept with either of them.

>>1675688
Indeed. It isn't fair. But we'll always have each other, Anonymous.

>>1675719
>I don't think she slept with either of them.

>>1675510
More of this harsh awakening

>>1675719
Ah, a rare 21 year old virgin!

I will trade you two uncommon 18 year old virgins for her!

>>1675719
Just how obese is the 21 year old?

Extremely or insanely?

>>1675719
>The 21-year-old has never even been on a date.

Fat/Ugly?

>>1675719
Can I have the 21 year old one? I'll be your friend!

>I don't think she slept with either of them.
thanks for the good laugh

>>1675747
>>1675748
No, she's not fat at all. People I know who have seen her said she was good looking.

I'm not saying she's "ronery" though. By all indications she just doesn't give a shit about that at all. People are attracted to her but she just isn't interested in dating.

Interesting read on the whole women thing.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20026841.700-the-dizzying-diversity-of-human-sexual-strategies
.html?page=1

>>1675748
Yes, because that's the only way a woman could never go out with someone.

>>1675770
Must be a lesbian then. Women can't be alone because they tend to go insane when they are away from men for more than 3 months.

All women in the world have boyfriends prior to 21.

Maybe there are 4 that haven't. That's it.

>>1675719

>I don't think she slept with either of them.

Oh man, I think I pulled something. Thanks for that.

>>1675779

Well the thing is with a woman being socially reclusive (at least if that's what you are referring to).

Lots of men find that cute, but it's not really a cute trait in men. So I wouldn't say a woman being socially reclusive is any impediment to a relationship.

itt athens posts anonymously

>>1675774

I find those kind of articles depressing.

>>1675878
Same. They make me realized how far removed I am from society.

>>1675886

It's more the fact, for me at least, that even other people in academia and discussing 'getting laid' in this candid way and talking about how nearly 100% of women love alphas.

I mean, these are scientists, maybe not the staff writers for NS, but the people who submit the studies are, in all likelihood they were socially maladjusted too. But they still talk about how alphas are the greatest and so on.

>>1675899

>>1675774
Just finished reading it - So basically women choose masculine men for casual sex but 'nice guys' for relationships? I always thought it was a myth.

>>1676017
Not a myth, it's a strategy.

Mate with Alphas to get "good" genes for their kids.

Stick with Betas who unknowingly raise their bastard offspring.

>>1676077

Are the majority of women like this?

>>1676092
It's more common then you think.

>>1676092
I'd go as far as to say all

>>1676092

Only subconsciously. Those dumb cunts can't consciously carry out any kind of strategy. Their conscious mind only operates on two levels: "I want more money to spend on clothes" and "Why didn't daddy love me?"

It's all in the genes.

Sauce is First Love Recipe.

>>1676351
Lol.
Sorry, I just found it funny.

>>1675510
sauce of the pic?

>>1676402
Because it totally doesn't say the title in the image.

>>1676109
Why do you always leave me depressed, /jp/? ;_;