/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16745949
Gonna shove that goat in a latex bodysuit and gasmask and travel the stars with her.

Bored wives waiting for hubby to get home

>>16745951
>still trying to force your shitty xenos

>>16745949
Why is she holding two helmets?

>>16745959
But that goat is not a xeno, she's a Baphomet.

>>16745960
One for her, one for Crusader-onii-chan.

>>16745963
Her horns don't fit either though.

>>16745960
Conquests.

>>16745958
Busy house husbands preparing for their waifus to come home from work.

>>16745949
I want to hold a baph up by the horns while I ravage her little body.

>>16745949
That goat looks extremelly cute and doesn't look that young either. Would flirt a lot.

>>16745976
>>16745949
Your daily reminder that the knights templar of the great crusades were all accused and tried of being baphomet worshippers in real life, no I'm not joking.

Deus vult.Conquer the Holy lands for adorable little sisters

>>16745983
>"Onii-chan, lets take Constantinople!"
Those little rascals

>>16745983
Thats cute.

>>16745983
Baphos do look for cool big brothers.

>>16745983
Well now I kind of want to go to war.

>>16745983
>>16745987
But why would pagans want to fight in this war? What does the imouto cult have to gain?

>>16746010
Cute Imoutos for everyone?

>>16746013
But how does fighting the sultan give them that?

>>16746019
Mehmet is a shotacon

>>16746022
Ah. You have my bow.

>>16745949
I love my little bishop

>>16746031
Best monsters. She can always treat your cuts and bruises.

>>16746036
Mamono mana does that for me too. Sea Bishops are cute but a little useless.

>>16745976
I want to princess carry one while she tries to make her big evil speech!

>>16746053
She would probably love that.

>>16746053
I want to princess carry Bishop while she tries to make her big divine speech.

>>16746019
The sultan is a pedophile and has imprisoned all of the lolis so he can have them all to himself.

>>16745976
I want a Baph to hold me in the air to have suspended congress with me! It'd look extremely silly, but I bet the videos would sell well.

Join the army, see the world! How many years will it be?

>>16746061
But would she continue it?

Also, what happens when you have to tell a baphomet that you're already an onii-chan?

>>16746113
I want to be a drummer boy and get captured by monster girl warriors!

>>16745976
Baphomet horns are grabbable. Mostly for guiding her head down and bending her over things.

Would the Sabbath be okay with giving membership to onee-san monstergirls if they (platonicaly) like lolis as much as onii-chans?

>>16746113
I want to defeat and RAPE Gazerdin-chan! I'd kiss her on every eye while holding her hands and stealing her virginity against her will!

Twenty pounds of Cheshire pussy and ass.
http://i.4cdn.org/d/1490074661149.jpg

>>16746127
I doubt it.

>>16746131
I would eat that ass everyday for all meals.

>>16746127
No. Only if they agreed to get rid of their breasts. The Sabbath is a terrorist organization that will stop at nothing to rid the world of breasts. Do not negotiate with them. Do not enable them. Do not do anything except shut them down with extreme prejudice.

>>16746127
I don't see why not. I kind of like the idea of older sisters doting on their loli imoutous.

>>16746130
But MGs aren't for forcefully stealing virginity from!

>>16746138
onee-sabbath please go

>>16746127
Sabbath would go nuts the moment they see a girl with big tits.

>>16746142
>BAPHOMET IS GREAT BAPHOMET IS MERCIFUL PRAISE BE UNTO BAPHOMET
Thanks for your input.

>>16746141
That's exactly why I want to do it! I'll lap up her delicious tears from her massive eye when I smash her hymen! I'll bully her about never finding a husband now that she's used goods! I'll keep her as my slave until our daughter is too big to abort, and then I'll set her free. I bet she'll stay with me willingly, that monoeyed loser!

>>16745983
What about for adorable daughterus? I'm not usually a fan of medieval settings, but I kind of like the idea of becoming a knight to protect my daughteru, especially if my waifu became a knight with me.

>>16746131
>Short hair
Into the trash it goes

>>16746150
You're a disgusting human being. You deserve no waifu.

>>16746159
Short hair is cute though.

>>16746160
At least he would have his slave.

You know what would be funny? Tying up gazer's eyes and bullying her big one.

>>16746159
Get a load of this poofter.

>>16746160
No, but that Gazer I raped and impregnated will do just fine. I'll use her to fulfill my perverse desires every night and bully her about being my willing slave.

>>16746039
Healing spells are still a thing in the MGE (i.e. unicorns), monster mana usually seems to at most speed healing more than cause automatic recovery.

Regardless, sea bishops are more about marrying people to sea monsters and saving men who are in that "drowned" coma state Poseidon's power leaves them in.

>>16746189
Oh, I didn't know you couldn't drown in MGE. Must've skipped that part somewhere.

>>16746131
A chocolate cheshire!

>>16746168
>>16746176
He's right though. Short hair is for faggots.

>>16746176
I have no idea what's going on in this image. Is that cat crawling out of his shirt?

>>16746201
No dummy, she's demonstrating to her daughterus how much anon loves butts in his face!

>>16746201
His Cheshire waifu is forcing her fat ass on his face while his daughterus watch.

>>16746196
It depends on where you are. Most of the ocean is governed by Poseidon, and her power filling it keeps drowned men from dying, preserving them until a monster can save them, and transforming drowned women into nereids.

However, some parts of the ocean are under the control of gods still loyal to the Chief God, and people can drown like in the real world there.

As for freshwater, in monster realms the powers of undines over the water cause the water to actually spit back out anyone who is drowning in them.

Source: KC Japanese Q and A, plus settings info.

>>16746205
>>16746206
Just looking at the neck/collar area of the shirt, looks really odd to me. But whatever.

>>16746212
Its probably because the papa is given pretty silly proportions to add to the comedy of the image.

>>16746211
What about seahorse kingdom?

>>16746200
Well I like long hair but I still like short hair and I'm not gay. Beat that!

I am a boyslut for brown girls! I will lick the tummies of any and every brown girl who wants it!

>>16746211
Huh, it's way more funny than I thought. I wonder if you fall really slowly from high places too.

>>16746176
Damn chesires and their butts!

I can imagine my waifu doing this to me infront of my daughterus to teach me a lesson. Except she just sits on my face so I can talk. Atleast I get her panties and butt in my face.

>>16746218
In Ryugujos (which are like city-sized, not anywhere close to the scale of the oceans as a whole) the power of the otohimes filling the space causes normal people to be able to stay underwater as if they were sea incubi or sea monsters.

>>16746224
Same anon. Same.

I love brown girls and brown tummies are just so delicious.

>>16745983
More like Deus Vult, conquer best pussy for your dick.

>>16746225
I'm having trouble finding the part about freshwater in mamono realms saving people so don't quote me on it yet.

One on left is the elite knight helm. The other uh... the dks2 protag helm, in dks3 it's the helm worn by the Forossa lion knights. Don't remember the name.

Elite knight armor is my go-to armor any day of the week.

I want to harvest a lilim's dark matter

>>16746236
>Best pussy
Reminder not to fall for the misinformation of the Wandering Sabbathshill

>>16746243

Faraam, that's it. That's the one on the right. It's okay. The armor has a cape and some fur trimming.

>>16746031
>何が悪病
>ありますが？
chainiizu detected. cannont unsee this. delet this words pls. they hurt me to read.

>>16746240
Sounds beliavable though considering how stupid things can get.

>>16746245
I wish I was that ball of dark matter. Having that mistress Lilim sit on me. Thoes feet probably smell amazing aswell.

>>16746246
Don't blame the scholar, he's merely reporting what is said about them. Logically the best pussy for any particular monster girl husband is his wife's since her vagina perfectly molds itself over time to please him best. At most baphomets would only be superior before the "wife" adaptation happens.

I want to take my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru to the rodeo! It'd be unfortunate that they don't make cowboy boots for girls with big meaty paws, but we'd still all wear jeans and flannel shirts and cowboy hats.

We'd get watch Centaurs and Holstaurs and all kinds of other farm-type monstergirls and their husbands do lots of wacky, sexual and sometimes dangerous competitions, and we'd ride carnival rides and eat deep-fried food that has no business being deep-fried. There would be a concert at the end of the night too, we'd be sure to go on a day where one of my daughteru's favorite idol bands is playing!

We definitely wouldn't do this every year, but once in a very rare while it would be a fun family outing.

>>16746260
But who has the best natural vagina though? My bet goes for hellhound with wolf pussy muscles and heat control.

>>16746245
Profile lilim is cute, but KC should redraw her. Especially the boobs.

>>16746263
>monstergirl rodeo
The possibilities are endless.

>>16746263
Sounds like a cute and great time.

That's the kinda stuff I'd want to do with my family but in a more "her homeland" theme.

>>16746273
Yeah, they look a tad unnatural

>>16746252
He isn't english or japanese so its to be expected.

>>16746273
She probably has a name since she's one daughteru of potentially hundreds.

>>16746131

Hey. That's pretty good. Any idea on the post it was quoting in the image?

>>16746273
>Redrawn lilim
MUH

>>16746297
It's replying to the post number for my request.

>>16746300

You made a good request.

>>16746267
lilim's who probably could turn any man into a drooling mess on the bed incapable of remembering his own within an hour if she really wanted too

>>16746297
Plasmid regularly frequents the /d/rawthreads

>>16746263
You're alright, KDF.

>>16746294
Most likely. But since it's not revealed mind as well call her profile.

>>16746279
Yeah, you can really see the difference if you compare her to the other girls.

>>16746304
Using http://i.imgur.com/BsgInYX.png as part of the ref bared a wonderful fruit.
>>16746307
Shame /d/ is the only place I can request that kinda stuff since the board's a shithole.

>>16746267
>But who has the best natural vagina though?
That's already been answered, it's canon Baphomet. That's not going to change no matter how much memers try to threadcanon it away.

>>16746318
I imagine there's quite a few swings in wonderland where Chesires can get lost and confused anons to push them. Their fat asses going right into that poor anon's face.

Double hand-holding.

>>16746334
Does it really matter? Because canonically your MG wife's pussy adapt to your penis and makes sex with her feel the best. So no matter what you'll get a pussy that feels best.

Even natural pussy will adapt from being the best naturally to even better.

>>16746341
Is an arrestable offence. Pervert.

>>16746341
>Not getting magical hand implants and infinity handholding

>>16746341
Go home, Suzuka-sama.

>>16746338
A very enjoyable thought.
Now that Cheshire is back to being Assqueen instead of memequeen she's risen up my ranks again.

>>16746341
Not even the biggest degenerates would do that in public.

Tall curvy onee sans!

>>16746371
They are okay.

>>16746375
They're perfect.

>>16746379
Yeah, they are pretty okay.

>>16746371
Abducting boys from orphanages!
>Be orphan Playing on the playground at Sister Mary's House for Wayward Future Harem Protagonists
>Suddenly a Jabberwock, Kraken, Demon and Anubis jump out from behind the bushes
>all clad in candy-colored tank tops and booty shorts (a skirt for the Kraken), curvy and soft as imaginable
>Snatch you up and whisk you away into the nearby forest
>get DOTE'D and FAWN'D on for the next hour
>stumble out with kissmarks all over, ruffled hair, clothes wrinkled from hugs, and face flushed from being shoved into so many big unbra-d breasts
>now you're marked with their scent so they can track you down anywhere

I don't see why they don't just use the front door and adopt you the normal way though.

I want Onee-san to Ara ara~ at me.

>>16746388
>DOTED and FAWNED
Are these official Onee-Sabbath magazines too?

>>16746389
I don't, ara ara is for old, experienced predators, like aunts.

>>16746398
Nah, the Onee-Sabbath just has its own magazine, though DOTED and FAWNED is a very popular subscription amongst their members
>You will never lay your head on the small of your MG onee-san's back just above her booty as she's laying down reading DOTED magazine for tips on what to do with you tonight

>>16746388
See, the Onee sabbath is a wonderful place and every poor lonely man should go there to get a caring and loving big sister.

>>16746389
How exactly? Come on, tell us how your big sister seduces you.

>>16746388
>House for Wayward Future Harem Protagonists
I get the feeling the orphanage had a hand in the boy wandering off

>>16746389
Okay? If one ara ara~ed at me I would just ara ara it back.

>>16746416
does it has lessons in denseness and stumbling upon awkward situations?

>>16746416
No way. Sister Mary is, like, TOTALLY attentive to this kind of stuff. She notices everything. Except for how every guy in town is hitting on her. Or how she isn't actually ordained in any order.
Basically its like a house of sin for an Eros paladin.

>>16746424
>lessons
You have to be born with it
>>16746432
Sister Mary looks like she should be sitting on my face

>>16746419
>Demon gives a smug smile and ara ara~s at young anon
>Anon looks perturbed and covers is mouth with his hand before 'ara ara~'ing back
>"N-nani?! Such form!"
That'll learn er.

>>16746342
>Even natural pussy will adapt from being the best naturally to even better.
Wouldn't that mean the end result will be even better, though? And you can't forget first impressions.

Also one has to wonder if the loligoat has the best butthole too.

In MG world, Elton John would be a sexy lounge singing alp. Crazy.

>>16746445
Why would she do that, silly, that's what chairs are for!

>>16746389
I want to come home from work to see my two big Sister's ara~ ara~ing at me.

>>16746454
Eros paladin, save me, I want to shove my face in this non-Nun's ass

>>16746451
Just leave 'Funeral for a Friend' untouched, and I'll be quiet.

>>16746451
So would Freddie

>>16746446
I'd also ufufu~ and cross my arms with one hand on my mouth, saying "Such a cute girl! What are you doing here all alone?"

>>16746471
Freddie would also be a Japanese high-schooler for reasons that are never explained.

>>16746472
>this baffles the Demon

>>16746465
>Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is an album about the changes that occurred to him during alp-ification.

>>16746472
>"H-huh?! M-my sorority-mom says I'm not supposed to talk with strangers! Wait, wait, this is all wrong!"
You're breaking her, anon! She won't sleep right for days from this

>>16746451
Please don't use MGE as a excuse to fuck elton jhon

>>16746464
Now you see how potent a foe she is to Eros. She seethes denseness and stains wayward youth with it like some sort of ditzy abomination!
She doesn't even know what sex is!

>>16746504
I will teach her

>>16746483
And then attack her with "Hmm? Don't be scared dear. I'll take care off you."

>>16746492
Something something aren't you "big" enough to think for yourself?

>>16746398
>>DOTED and FAWNED
Those sound like 100% amateur material magazines. I bet the onee-sans make a lot of cute, flustered faces when there's a cameraman documenting their activities.

I want to keep a Dormouse gagged and tied up in a glass box in my home with the words "Break in case of rape" printed on the glass.

>>16746529
Please do not violate the onee-sans.

>>16746546
>the shota/younger men models they use are all experienced imouto types
>onee models look overwhelmed and flustered even though they're the ones holding up the imouto to their breasts or doing activities where they're in the dominant position
>Overhear your own Onee-san whisper "Lord I wish that was me" as they thumb through an issue
Onee-sans are goofy.

>>16746573
It's fine. I would stop before she gets too crazy because I already have a waifu.

>>16746573
I don't want to violate them, but are consenting massages ok?

>>16746529
That would be the most bizarre relationship ever.

>>16746281
I think he is Taiwanese or something

>>16746590
golly.

>>16746590
Is that still Meth or someone else drawing his French-fry elf?

>>16746590
Is this a P'Orc-Elf hybrid?

>>16746590
I love strong fat.

>>16746598
It's from Methoniums twitter, so yes.

>>16746600
Nope, it's an all American elf

>>16746587
If they are with the waifu status, yes.

>>16746616
That's good. It's always safe to keep it legal.

>>16746614
Not fat enough for that

>>16746580
>holding up the imouto to their breasts
Those are little sisters. I think you're thinking of otoutos

Also you'll never sit in an onee-san's lap and get a pinch grip handjob while she blushes and glances at the camera.

>>16746620
I mean, if you go teasing them like I was talking about then it's fine too, but touching might get things a bit lewd.

>>16746630
But teasing only leads to lewd molestation of their Otouto.

>>16746590
I like it
>>16746601
I could go for slightly larger muscles, but I agree

>>16745949
Post more baph

>>16746640
In that scenario up there I would just be a random dude teasing older girls, not their "brother". Though if the otouto is a weakling then he will end up raped indeed.

>>16746654
Is it rape of the Otouto likes it though?

>>16746662
It depends.

>>16746480
with a mustache

>>16746662
He came so it was making love!

>>16746589
>There is nothing weird about a brother loving his older sister!

>>16746662
Yes, thought it's considered good rape.

>>16746646
Made for sex.

>>16746668
Though*
I fucking hate typing fast while at work.

>>16746668
Damn judgy peoply staring at Otouto's kissing their onee sans in public.

>>16746627
>Onee-san is extra protective of her otouto during the photoshoot
>the whole time keeps checking to make sure he's okay and comfortable
>afterward won't stop hugging him for hours while being unable to stop thinking she made a wrong decision
The dark side of the Onee-Sabbath.

>>16746677
No, kissing is taking it too far.

>>16746646
Stick with the small ones you damn onee-nuns.

>>16746686
Why is his so cute?

>>16746680
At least she didn't let someone else hug him, like those losers that sign up for the role reversal videos where the onee-san has to watch her otouto play with a loli that calls him onii-chan.

>>16746670
i want to impregnate a baph
then again i want to do that with multiple monstergirls

>>16746681
But it shows you love your big sister!

>>16746680
>her and her otouto's spread was so popular the magazine wants them to do a video
>feels pressured by her friends into doing it
>it's a 'Brother sister day at the pool' video at THAT pool

>>16746686
Baphonee-sans are the best, guy. That loose, gentle pussy is the ultimate pleasure, much better than the death grip that won't ket you cum until she does. A Baphonee-san will let you cum inside her, but it feels so good that you get back hard in an instant and have to go on being ridden by her.

>>16746701
I'm loving the brown and the fashion.

>>16746691
That sounds equivalent to cuck porn for an Onee-san, letting him be called older brother and dote on a younger sister
These skeevy tanuki must be stopped! Protect otouto innocence!

>>16745949
.less draws cute baphos.

>>16746708
I lik- I mean hate the ones where they play house and the loli wants to play either mommy or big sister.

>>16746733
>Onee san watching as her Otouto plays house with imouto
>Onee san flips her shit when the imouto wants to pretend to be the big sister

>>16746695
Nope, only as far as teasing for me. Plus rape wouldn't be possible because of waifu.

>>16746738
>The crew have to rush to the set to stop her ruining the film
>She takes her little brother in her arm and storms off
>Loli is left confused and on the verge of tears
>The director has to play with her to calm her down
>This kind of blooper reels are the most popular videos online

Need more big goats up in here

>>16746756
MUSKOX
You'd ahegao just from sniffing her down there, let alone when she starts rubbing herself on your face.

>>16746738
It was the maddest he had ever seen her. He even felt a little frightened by her.

>>16746758
Which is why the bodysuits mentioned earlier in the thread are super important. They seal in the aroma.

>>16746758
>tfw no BIG musk ox girl to make me ahegao AND heart pupil with her intense scent and femdom

>>16746764
>tfw no MASSIVE muskox girl to furiously battle a slut that's trying to steal you away

>>16746755
This is why imoutos and Onee sans should play with their brother together and not cuck each other.

>>16746701
Deathgrip to be conquered > loose old hag

>>16746759
That would be a horrible way to find out that your onee-san is a yandere. Imagine her haa-haa'ing in your face, wide-eyed and beet red, telling you that you'll never hug anyone else than her.

>>16746775
Time to hug mom and imouto.

>>16746768
The otouto belongs in his big sister's lap with his little sister also in her lap behind him.

>>16746768
>Brother goes for a random girl instead of them
>He only loved them as sisters

I want to watch the maid polish and shine her leg scales, and help her if she wants it.

>>16746784
What about Otouto in onee sans lap with imouto on Otouto's lap.

>>16746790
Wait wait wait wait what? When has this been a thing? Holy shit how can I buy this?

Also I'd love to shine her leg scales aswell! Giving them kisses and such.

>>16746230
I'm gonna hug a sweaty yeti after her squats and bench press workout

>>16746792
That's okay too if they're facing the same way. I imagined the bro and lil' sis facing the big sis.

>>16746790
There is a very good reason why kikis are my second favorite monster.

>>16746790
Holy shit this is good, how long has this been a thing?
>>16746792
I think you're on to something here, like those Russian nesting doll things.

>>16746790
I like it when they have fluffy bits on their knees.

>>16746803
Exactly! It's like a Russian nesting doll of love for their brother.

Is it Kikimoras hour now? Nice.

I want a Kikimora to help turn my life around! I may be a wageslave and I may not have ambition but I need her to help me! I'd love her with all my heart!

>>16746803
No idea where it came from, saw it posted on a message board along with a bunch of other random images.

>>16746807
Indeed, one wonders if KC will ever show officially what the full legs look like.

>>16746646
I don't need telling twice.

>>16746815
I have a thing for Kikis smelling my clothing. Catching one doing that would make me go crazy, especially if she was rubbing herself and saying my name or "master"

>>16746819
>with a bunch of other random images.

Not MG related then?

>Indeed, one wonders if KC will ever show officially what the full legs look like.

KC is keeping it a secret because under a Kiki's maid skirt is actually a portal to the Maid Realm.

>>16746829
Would be cute to see my Kiki hugging a framed picture of me. I'd feel so warm inside that she loves me that much.

>>16746724
Whoever made less draw Kotori as a baphomet needs to be shot.

>>16746836
Fuck that. If I saw mine doing that I would go behind her and give her a hug, whispering "You know you can hug the real thing, right?" to her.

Friendly reminder that Kikis need to be kept in cages as that is is the proper way to treat Kikis.

>>16746847
>hugging your maid

T-That's illegal! But I strongly approve

>>16746852
My Kiki gets her own room and a lovely bed to sleep in.

>>16746857
Then I'll be a criminal. With one hand wrapped around her I'll use the other one to give her some pats, finishing her off with a ear flop.

>>16746858
My Kiki doesn't need either of those. She just sleeps in the master bedroom in the master bed.

>>16746862
>ear flop

Too lewd.

>>16746864
But that's also illegal!

>>16746766
>MASSIVE
i like your style

Shoggoths won't judge you like Kikimoras do.

>>16746830
>Not MG related then?

Oh it was, it was on the KC fan art thread on MGU.

>>16746876
But I want to be judged.

>>16746876
She would if I didn't use the stuff made by her.

>>16746882
Got a link to the thread archive my man? Or atleast somewhere I can see that art?

>>16746870
My Kiki is feral and doesn't know the law. I can do whatever I want with her.

I often push her perky ears down and enjoy them springing back up.

>>16746876
And even then, Kikis are still better.

>>16746885
Why?

>>16746887
Well that's just being inconsiderate.

>>16746876
Kikis don't judge you, they assess what you need to be the best you can be.

>>16746870
Double ear flops as she cleans and hums a song.

>>16746897
I'm a masochist.

>>16746891
I love floppy ear Kikis and proto kikis equally! They're both cute.

>>16746897
Ignore the rant. Complex issues.

Not easy believing everyone is trying to find fault with everything you do or don't do.

>>16746815
I want to take an orphan kiki in as a maid. And dick her because that's what maids are for.

>>16746898
Kikis are heartless monsters who leave you if you aren't up to their expectations.

>>16746902
I want to breed one with the other.

>>16746907
Good man.

>>16746911
How the heck are you gonna manage that?

>>16746889
Like I said, it was just posted with a bunch of other MGE fan art on a MGU thread. Here's the link: http://monstergirlunlimited.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=3670&start=1060#p254649

>>16746908
Order propagandist please.

>>16746908
At least they were willing to give me a chance in the first place. That's more than could be said for human girls.

>>16746907
I would take one as a maid, but just to raise her as a good daughteru and have her grow up into a nice woman with a nice master.

>>16746908
She would try so hard for you.

>>16746917
Strange how I've never seen this site before. Still, thanks anon.

Probably because I get all my MG content from these threads.

>>16746919
>>16746923
>>16746924
Be ready for a Kiki to take a look at you and just go "Nah". You think they look nice and pure on the outside? They're just judgmental bitches.

>>16746915
I want my waifu to have a recessive floppy ears gene that gets passed on and expressed in our daughter.

>>16746940
I'd think that floppy ears would be dominant though, seeing as that's the norm for Kikis.

Kikis are pure love and my chest hurts when I think of them, but yet still I can't bring myself to admit they are my waifus. It's hard to explain the inner conflict. I'm afraid to settle in unconditional relationship. I demand more, yet refuse to accept the truth.

>>16746939
Shog please go and stay go.

>>16746939
>not drugging and mind breaking mgs that reject you

>>16746939
That's no different than any other girl.

>>16746796
>>16746803
I found the source. You won't like it.
patreon.com/posts/kikis-7693586

>>16746943
Maybe it's reinforced by sexual selection in normal Kikis, because most Mastahs like it that way and floppies have a reproductive advantage.

>>16746926
Be aware that official KC content is banned from being posted there after they had a falling out with Kenkou. You have to go to the wiki, Monsters Girls Redux, or Monster Girl Multiverse now for the profiles.

>>16746951
Oh. It's .less? What's the problem?

>>16746962
Some people here don't like .less art.

>>16746958
Yeah I wasn't really planning on posting or getting interested in that page.

>>16746939
Did a Kiki peck you when were being too lazy?

>>16746965
Some people don't like .less

>>16746951
>.less has a Patreon
Hahaha

>>16746968
>Kiki peck
I want a Kiki to peck me in the dick.

>>16746977
sounds painful.

>>16746978
It would be, but I like that.

>>16746962
See
>>16746971
>>16746976

>>16746947
Im no shog.

>>16746948
That's just too mean.

>>16746949
Nah anon. Other girls aren't so judgemental and mean.

>>16746968
No! I'd never get near one of thoes judgy birds. Even if they look cute and their cleaning skills are great.

>>16746965
He can be a little prone to sameface but a lot of artists have that problem, his recent stuff has been really nice though.

I know its not good art, but this is notably the only art I've found that depicts the "lamia-like" transformation KC has stated sandworms can learn to do. Be interesting if some more accomplished artist would try their hand at it.

>>16746951
>.less has a Patreon.
Why didn't anyone knew about this? Holy shit.

>>16746977
Doesn't sounds that bad really. Would be nice to get stepped on too.

>>16746985
You know why they judge you? Because they want you to be the best, not for them, but for yourself.
They would try so hard to make sure that you are happy and healthy, but if you keep being a lazy ass that doesn't even care for her or for yourself of course she is going to start disliking you.

Kikis are really good girls that try to fix you with something else other than rape.

>>16746994
You know it doesn't actually look that bad. Very practical and cute. Although would be better if the eyes were on the sides.

Sand worms now in a more huggable size!

>>16747001
Getting stepped on by a Kiki would be pretty bad too, with the bony feet and all.

>>16747001
But I thought Kikis just judge you on sight instead of trying to improve you?

>>16746924
But then you won't get to hear her call you "master", or sometimes moan your name when she isn't thinking straight enough to stay refined or even accidentally call you daddy, when she's getting her anus stretched on master's bed. You'll never know which one you'll get this time so it'll always be a surprise.

>>16747014
They know that judging a book by its cover is a bad thing. So they try to make the cover neat and tiddy, but if it wants to stay that way so be it.

>>16746994
I'd love to see more of this, I've always liked sandworms but their size can be impractical for some situations.

“I go to the arcades and hug people from behind when doing well to put them off!”

>>16746829
That's really damn hot.
Just shamefully stuttering even to herself how much she loves master and imagining him treating her like his mistress or, scandalously, his wife. Rubbing the cloth on her face while she timidly rubs her crotch against master's bedpost, a shaky, trembling hand sliding down to brush the front of her groin over her dress. She'd be blushing so profusely even if she thought no one was watching, saying things like "I love you too master" and "take me master" to herself.
Timid maids are best.

>>16747014
>They seek out men who are worth serving for life. They especially prefer diligent workers, but perhaps because of their innate officious nature, many of them can’t let the guys who lead a lazy and unhygienic life go.

>>16747023
Where does it say this? Because I remember it being judging a book by its cover.

If it's true then maybe Kikis aren't so bad afterall

>>16747027
You've gone too far this time, Yeti.

>>16747018
I'm fine with that. It would be nice to flop her ears and her daughteru's too when she came to visit though.

>>16747027
You monster, making those poor people waste their quarters.

>>16747036
On the depths of Q and As or something. Have a kiki search it up for you.

>>16747018
Hot damn
I used to think getting called daddy in a sexual way was such a meme but once again MGs improve everything to diamond inducing levels

>>16747048
Kikimoras do look like lovely girls, and it's pretty nice they help people turn their lives around.

Their dresses are cute and I want to flop their ears.

why are horned shortstacks so breedable?

>>16747063
Handle bars.

Luckily my waifu doesn't have handlebars when I use a Shortstack potion on her and I wouldn't treat her in such a degrading way by grabbing the horns and fucking her.

>>16747063
Because that's what they were made for.

Forte isn't originally one, but she is still as breedable if not more.

>>16747055
>Kiki with a RP British accent screaming out "Oh daddy yes! Punish me, daddy!" as you take her asshole to pound town
>has to clean the house five times over red faced and shaking just to try and brush off the embarrassment afterward
>nearly drops the tea tray the next day when you tell her 'daddy likes' the brew she used

Nice spook(?)

>>16747018
>spoiler

I'd kick them out of bed if they did that.

>>16747063
Because they're perfection.

>>16747083
Is it a ghost? Because ghosts are cute.

>>16747063
>>16747089

It's a really nice body type. You can pick them up, put them on your lap etc. all while having the advantages of a grown woman's body. The curves are further accentuated by the short stature.

>>16745958
Roughhousing with the kids?

>>16747101
Agreed. It's especially nice for milking since you can put them in your lap and milk away.

Shortstacks are cute.

>>16747101
Their compactness also makes them really tempting to tie up.
https://i.imgur.com/xnsPkO2.jpg
Granblue has so many cute girls which keeps me stuck in gacha hell.

>>16747055
It kind of is a bad meme except if it's you fucking an adopted monstergirl daughteru, because then it's technically factual and plays up the taboo appeal. It's even better if the two of you "officially" treat your relationship like a maid/master thing and she accidentally confesses the actual depths of her feelings like that.

>>16746917
Huh, there are tons of art I have never seen before
I wonder where did they get it from since I monitor pixiv, tweet and da

>>16747129
See, that's an oft unexplored part of the whole daughteru dicking that doesn't get looked at. People always assume it would happen when they're still really young and think all daughteru dicking would be like KDF stuff. I'm talking about that adopted or biological daughteru coming back later in life once she starts matured. That's the real scandalous stuff without forcing it to be loli.

>>16747121

I know nothing about it but it's plain as day that the creator(s?) struck gold. The appeal of the girls is not only immediate, but consistent and unique. An untapped oil well of sex was basically struck.

>>16747129
I like the thought of it with a Baphomet who RPs being a daughteru in bed but is really your waifu.

She just gets off on the taboo aspect.

>>16747129
>>16747155
>Adopted daughteru Kiki comes back to be your maid after a few years of being unsuccessful of finding a master on her own
>insists that she's just your maid now, won't accept being called daughteru as shes a mature grown woman, chastises you for still being single despite having raised an adopted daughteru
>scandalous lewdity and 'fuck me daddy' ensues
That's fine by me, other forms not so much.

>>16747155
Late teen/adult daughterus best daughterus.
>>16747156
It has something for everyone which is a large part of the appeal.
>shortstacks
>fluffy girls
>an artificial alp loli
>bara for the homos
>pretty boys for female fans
The only downside is that you can roll something that wasn't aimed at your demographic but that's the danger of gachas I guess.

>>16747155
Still wouldn't do it. For me it's not about the loli (although I like loli bodies I just dislike the mind) it's about her being your daughteru.

>>16747155
>implying this isn't loli

>Yosh! Here I go!

>>16747165
That sounds like a fun steamy story. If I were a better writer I'd try a hand at it.

>>16747155
It's still very bad. Age doesn't matter man, she is still your daughteru.

>>16747177
She is going to end like that white horn.

>>16747177

I can't keep up with that speed.

>>16747177
When Johnny comes marching home again, HURRAH, HURRAH

>>16747177
[Eurobeat intensifies]

>>16747165
>>16747168
It doesn't have the same spark anymore if you age her up. Much like iron, you must strike the adopted loli maid while she's hot.

>>16747177
>when moose-senpai saves you from the geese squad.
>HONK.

>>16747177
>Deja vu! I've just been in the place before!
>Higher on the street and I know it's my time to gooo!

>>16747155
No matter the age. Daughterus aren't for dicking.

>>16747206
>Adopted
>Loli
>Maid
We have to go scandalouser

>>16747219
>DO YOU LIKE
>MY HORNS

>>16747177
What's the max speed of this Moose and what engine is she running on?

Could you survive 24 hours in the same building as your favorite Monstergirl? If you do, she becomes real. The catch?
Shes in her pre-current-DL form for those 24 hours

>>16747177
>>16747219
>>16747229
>Hire the genki Moose Girl next door to clear the snow off of your front yard.
>She puts on some headphones and starts blasting Initial D while tearing back and forth through the snow, plowing it with her horns.
>"GAS, GAS, GAS! I'm gonna step on the gas!'
>Snow goes flying everywhere.

>>16747238
>24 hours with a few rats and/or little girls
Potentially annoying, but very easily doable. Unless we're talking about those dark souls rats, then i don't think i could make it.

>>16747239
Cute!!!
Would a Moosegirl just be a subspecies of a Whitehorn with basically everything being bigger? Either way I'd pay her bonus for such a job well done.

>>16747238
>pre demon lord oomukade
I'm fucking dead, I don't think it could fit in a building anyway.

Not that I wouldn't try to survive, a cute centipede waifu is worth dying for.

>>16747238
>Lilim
>Pre-DL
>She doesn't exist
I would not survive the emptyness

>>16747238
If I remember correctly, it's actually stated in the profile that Demons didn't just kill on sight like other monsters and instead sought to dominate or enslave humans. So I may be good, surprisingly.

>>16747238
>24 hours with the Egyptian god of the dead
Well shit, looks like I'm getting flayed alive then my heart gets eaten. Great.

>>16747238
>Dragon
Praises and worshipping of course, maybe entertaining it the best way I can with magic tricks. Hopefully it won't snap and kill me, maybe it would even go for a nap if I didn't annoy the magestic thing.

>>16747238
>Kitsune
Nothing changes.

>>16747238

So KDF is fine basically.

As for me, I like foxes, so in MGE terms that'd be Inari or Youko. I doubt anything would change with Inari, at least.

What about brown cats?

>>16747222
I think the scandalousness levels are high enough. She'd be confused about her position as a maid, a daughteru or a waifu because she wants to be all three just as much

>>16747238
>Awkwardly staring at a cow for 24 hours in some abandoned building
I'd pet it.

>>16747238
>Vampire
I guess it depends on how hungry she is

>>16747285

She was way too good for the series she was in, imo. Naughty sensei-types are wonderful.

>>16747286
Excellent, very well then. I'd tease her in each direction.

>>16747238
>>16747290
Made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egptlC4rKOc

>>16747285
What about brown raijus?

>>16747238
>24 hours with an Anubis

Not sure exactly what Anubis do to people. But I fear to find out. Yeah I'm probably dead.

>>16747290
>no sense of time in the building
>be petting its head
>blink and suddenly when your eyes open you're instead petting the head of a qt3.14 big busty Holstaur looking confused
Cute

>>16747309
Yo anon thats a stereotype.

>>16747290
That would scare the shit out of me.

>>16747238
going through favourites
>kitsune
not much issue there
>chesire
just as annoying as a normal one, just with no lewd
>hellhound
dead
>lich
also dead

>>16747316
You're scared of cows? Or being with a random cow in an unknown place?

>>16747238
>Gremlin
I have no idea what they would be like pre-current-DL. I might still be able to get on her good side and convince her to wait a day.
Otherwise it's a day of running and hiding for me.

>>16747238
You gotta at least give people a random power or somethin

>>16746891
>cropping a kiki's ears
That's just maid abuse I tells ya

>>16747317

Now all you need is a manticore.


...that's probably one of the worst to have, huh.

>>16747177
HOOTS MON!

>>16747322
I mean if you woke up in a random abandoned building with nothing in it but a single cow most people would feel great concern.

>>16747325
That would kinda nullify the risk of it, though.
I think a choice for what "building" you happen to be in would be better.
Though I'd choose a power plant, a prison, or some kind of labyrinth.

>>16747238
>24 hours in the same building as a Jabberwock and a Zombie Dragon

The Zombie Dragon would probably just be a dragon since dragons are immortal? Right? Unless they're just a pile of bones. Also I don't know if you guys have ever seen what a Jabberwock is supposed to look like. But Jesus fucking Christ I'd probably actually shit myself and cry rivers of tears. They look so scary.

http://imgur.com/a/CeGWa

>>16747238

I'm really glad my favorite isn't Kappa.

>They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of drinking their blood, eating their livers, or gaining power by taking their shirikodama (尻子玉?), a mythical ball said to contain the soul, which is located inside the anus.

>>16747242
I fucking love Great Mosu's 2hu stuff.
His girls are so delightfully thicc.

>>16747262
That's what happens? Well shit. Who knew that behind the schedule lay that?

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>16747342
If you choose labyrinth the girl instantly turns into a minotaur.

>>16747345
Dragon Zombies are rotten and stinky pieces of flesh mashed up together that kills you the worst way possible. You would die really hard.

Reminder that Amazons are great and even Nintendo agree.

>>16747345
>he doesn't snicker-snack
That's why you gotta carry kitchen cutlery wherever you go.
'Vorpal' doesn't actually mean anything, so just tell a jabberwocky that your knife is corral and it'll piss off.

>>16747238
>A dog
That's easy! Getting to see my Kobold waifu in her pre-monsterized form would be pretty neat.

>>16747238
>ice queen

So I'll be standing in a blizzard for 24 hours?

>>16747357
>worst way possible

Disease? I mean the Jabberwock would've probably eaten me alive before that happens.

>>16747238
>mershark
sounds like some jigsaw shit where I'm struggling to keep her alive

>>16747331
oh yes, good old manticores
i always seem to forget them these days
might as well throw in a bapho too
youdied.jpg

>>16747362
W-What? I don't follow, anon.

>>16747357
>If you choose labyrinth the girl instantly turns into a minotaur.
And here I thought I would transform into David Bowie.

>>16747317
Lich might be survivable since they're usually intelligent egoistical dicks, if you can stroke it's ego enough with pledges of worshipping it's greatness and being a loyal servant, to delay being murdered for atleast the one day.

>>16747369
Something like that. You would slowly rot and die in agony while your flesh falls off.

>>16747351
Yeah, I'm fairly certain. It's been a while since I've studied that stuff, but I recall Anubis flaying Set, who had transformed into a leopard, alive for trying to attack Osiris, then wearing his skin as a trophy.

Mythology's fucked, yo.

>>16747238
>Anon gets put into a house with his scary pre-DL waifu.
>scared to shit and traumatised
>when she finally turns into his waifu he's shaking and scared when he approaches her
>scarred for life

>>16747238
>Lich
Do liches give a shit about humans unless they disturb their work?
Or do they just go "Oh how nice, new test subjects". In that case, I won't live for to long, unless I'm lucky... or unlucky.

>>16747359

I'm glad they expanded on this. After OoT, I always wondered how they dealt with this sort of thing. Though, this incarnation of the Gerudo seem more laid back.

>>16747364
>thisisajapanesekobold.jpg
Nope. You'd get your throat torn out by a dog-faced lizard.

>>16747375
The vorpal blade goes snicker snack, leaves em dead, off with their head!

>>16747364
If she was a dog she would be a Cu-Sith.

>>16747382
What were thoes Egyptians smoking?

Still, I imagine if I manage to just keep worshiping her as a God she won't kill me and I'll get my waifu in no time.

>>16747379
Deepening on the lich, you could become their servant without much trouble, just if youy beg and stroke their ego until they can see some "use" in you.

>>16747239
I'm paying her extra, such a good girl.

>>16747387
I'm going by KC's version of a Kobold anon.

>>16747391
We've been through this before anon, what else would they monsterize from when the Demon Lord takes over in the first place if not from dogs?

>>16747381
Oh that does not sound good. Maybe if I try and lock myself away in the building both of thoes things can't find me or hurt me. I imagine that's what a lot of anons would do.

>>16747390
I'm still lost. What's the vorpal blade and the snicker snack? Is the snicker snack the Jabberwocky?

>>16747238
>Kiki
So she would hide behind the stove and throw stuff at me if I was messy, for a day?

>>16747402
They're not monsterizing from anything, you twat nonce. They were all monsters beforehand, the current demon lord just turned them into sexy semen hungry whores. So fine, if you want to be specific, you'd have your throat torn out by a dog-faced dog monster.

>>16747407
Don't tell me you waifu a jabberwock and haven't read Through the Looking Glass?

REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

>>16747390
It slices, it dices, it snicks and snacks! Strong enough to repel all kinds of attacks!

>>16747394
I think if you made a point of not antagonizing or disrespecting it, you'd be fine. Unless its job is to actively seek out and kill you. You'd be screwed if that was the case.

>>16747350
Oh, i haven't seen this one before. Thanks for sharin it!

>>16747407
I doubt it. Its smell would be enough to make you puke your insides out. Either it will find you with the noise or you will die in a puddle of your own puke. Just keep running with a gas mask and you should be good. Though the Wocky would most likely kill you anyway.

>>16747345
Dragons aren't immortal, hence why dragon zombies exist at all. Question would be if they existed in the pre-monster girl times since I doubt most dragons of those days died full of regrets.

>>16747418
N-No. Am I supposed to? Did I do bad?

>>16747402
They come from a disgusting looking monster. If you want a pupper go with a sith.

>>16747242
this mouse needs to be tied down belly down and anally bullied for hours.

i would use so many different toys.

>>16747426
Of all the Lamias, I'd like grapesnake the best.
>thicc bodied
>really like their rebellious personality
>plotters and schemers are fun especially when their schemes are for pampering you
>probably kinky as all fuck and into doing whatever you can think up

>>16747435
I really don't know how I'd recover from seeing those beasts to then seeing my big sisters. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing what they once were.

>>16747436
So they probably would be a pile of bones and flesh?

>>16747448
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED ANON

>>16747436
Regret just causes the mamono mana to take over and make them a cutsy dumb zombie. I'm sure that raw magic power or hunger was enough to keep dragons zombified in the old times.

>>16747440
You made her slightly dissapointed.

>>16747238
>Vampire

I mean i am her bloodbag and source of warmth for one night right? i think i will be OK

>>16747426
But I want her in my bed.

>>16747426
I love Pharaoh!

Chubby dessert ruler!

>>16747458
What if she tries to turn you into a monster during this 24?

>>16747454
Good! Now we can bully her together and make her wear a ridiculous hat in public!
We'd have celebratory sex too! LOUD sex that annoys the neighbors!

>>16747467
This will happen eventually once i am her husband

might as well get over it early

>>16747453
I don't think you would need to recover considering you would be dead.

>>16747415
>>16747443
You don't get docile, domesticated, friendly monstergirls from ferocious face eating monsters anons, maybe you should go back and read KC's Kobold profile again.

>>16747290
Actually, holstaurs are stated to have developed from minotaurs, and that presumably happened after the change to monster girls occurred.

So either your waifu would not exist until the 24 hours are up, or she would be a minotaur until then.

>>16747467
Talking of that, I feel kind of bad for male vampires from before the change. One minute they're sucking the blood of cute virgin girls and the next they've suddenly got tits of their own.

Imagine how the MGE version of dracula must have felt.

>>16747455
But what about if my Jabberwock read the story to me and my Zombie Dragon? That would be cute and I'd love to hear her read to me before I sleep, I bet it's an interesting story aswell.

>>16747410
Actually, KC's version ate lazy/messy people alive in the old days.

>>16747477
Yeah, I guess you're right. Atleast it will comfort me at night knowing I wouldn't be in a house with my pre-DL big sisters.

>>16747436
KC literally said on his site's BBS that most of the current dragon zombies have been around since before the current DL (and that they were incredibly rare even for dragons).
It was the same time he confirmed P.Slime jelly as tasting like sweet shit like strawberries and peaches.

>>16747483
Draculina got "Impaled" by crusaders?