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HOW DOES ONE GET ASIAN EYES?

>> No.1673006

Eat an Asian.

>> No.1673008

Ranka Lee

>> No.1673009

First, master chopsticks.

The rest follows naturally.

>> No.1673026

surgery?

>> No.1673036

Glue?

>> No.1673049

>>1673026
>>1673036
Nothing so mundane. First, you must BECOME JAPANESE! Trivial aspects like your eyelids will follow naturally as you ascend to that higher plane of existence.
Repeat to yourself: "Japanese are skilled with chopsticks. I am Japanese".

>> No.1673055

In the left she has no eyebrows or eyelashes and the lighting is horrible..

>> No.1673051

Clear tape.

>> No.1673064

why would you want them?

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>> No.1673072

This, gentlemen, is why I love modern cosmetics, It makes ugly girls, much less ugly. And good looking girls beautiful.

>> No.1673076
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>>1673049

>> No.1673080

>>1673071
dat last panel.

>> No.1673089

>>1673080
seconded dat

>> No.1673102

>>1673076
Don't forget to stand in front of a mirror when you do it.

>> No.1673191

>>1673102
oh

>> No.1673680

>>1673071
I wish using chopsticks was as easy as that. My hand starts to ache after a while and I'm fucked if eating something spherical or slippery.

>> No.1673694

>>1673680
Weakling. My father taught me to use chopsticks from a very young age because he'd travel to Japan all the time on business. So, I was picking ice cubes out of glasses of water before I knew how to fap. And not those cheesy ice cubes you get now, the old fashioned actual cubes of ice.

>> No.1673711

>>1673694
holy fuck anon

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