/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16718006
Spiders are scary too!

Maids are olev

>Ywn attain Pillarmen level of fitness for your waifu

I don't care if it clashes with being a house husband. It would be pretty badass

>>16718006
>and don't like to be stepped on.
I don't know anon, I'm sure plenty of snakes would love you to tie them up, gag them and then humiliate them with your feet.

>>16718006
>>16718051
Look at this sorry fool. One wrong step and he's caught in her clutches and moments away from being devoured. Poor guy.

Don't step on the sneks, anons. You wouldn't want to end up like him, would you?

>>16718049
I was enjoying that talk at the end of the last thread, becoming a /fit/ khepri king is the most appealing fantasy I've had in a while.

And you becoming a muscle house husband wouldn't clash too much, at least you could lift the furniture with ease to clean under/behind it.

>>16718075
That would be great, especially if the pharoah sent some of her anubi guard to see who all the kephri have been going off to only to see you walking about the place in some shorts and without a shirt.

Closest one could get to causing an instantaneous orgasm in them without actually doing anything.

Don't be late for school or she's going to scold you

>>16718075
Becoming a Khepri king does sound like a heavenly life style.

But anon, we're not talking just a little muscle here. We're talking AZTEC GODS OF FITNESS kind of muscles. Still though, I think I'd just like to stay a bit of hubby chubby for my waifu. Keeping some pillar men potions in the bed side draw

>>16718101
>anubis goes home and masturbates furiously to the thought of getting pinned down by huge arms
>>16718107
>spoiler
I was going to question it but I bet those exist. If there's potions to turn you into the opposite gender, a shota, a dog and all kinds of weird stuff then a muscle potion is fairly realistic.

>>16718075
>>16718101
>>16718107
See NOW you guys are getting it.
Khepri-Lord is top tier lifestyle. It's been what I've wanted out of Monstergirls for the longest time. Live like a king and literally have women crawling all over you worshipping you. Then combined with being a super-level incubus and you're set.
Why worship the ruler of the desert when you can be worshiped as the ruler of the desert? Khepris are best harem.

>>16718124
I can just imagine my waifu getting addicted to muscle me the first time and frantically buying them whenever they're in stock, maybe even slipping the bottle into my food. I wouldn't blame her.

>>16718132
Being worshipped as the ruler of the desert while being a super incubus with incredible muscles does sound pretty nice.

>>16718132
Only if I can cause pillarman music by posing.

THEN I will get into this.

>>16718132
I've been on the Khepri-lord train since /a/, people used to treat them the same as beelzebub and devil bug at one point which was pretty depressing since they're so lovely.

I'm glad they're talked about more these days.

>>16718132
But I don't like bugs or harems.

>>16718143
Actually, this. That just completes it. Pretty much the perfect MGE fantasy.

Shit came up. Study cow and Mecha Youmu will wait till another day.

You get it.
Name something cute a Haku would do in the meantime.

>>16718140
>>16718143
Of course.
You'd never have to bathe again either. Just snap your fingers and your harem will set to work licking every single inch of your body clean, crawling all over you, breathing heavy and barely able to contain their orgasms just from being so close to their divine ruler's chiseled body. Then you reward them their dutiful service as they start servicing your cock with panting breaths and heart pupiled eyes full of worship.
It's perfect.

>>16718158
Yup.
All of that is perfect.

The dream life.

>>16718165
That it is.

>>16718164
Marking test papers and just getting sad everytime she sees Jimmy's F paper. But she knows he was really confident this time and tried his best.

>>16718164
>Name something cute a Haku would do in the meantime.
Read manga on her lunch break when she thinks no one is looking.

>>16718165
What is this? How is the Khepri rising on my favourites list so fast? What is this sorcery?

>>16718165
>Khepri harem jostling each other with open mouths near the head of your huge incubus cock
>"Please master, reward me with your first load of the evening, I shan't waste a drop-"
>"No, Lord, pick me as your first tonight, my tongue shall be your every pleasu-"
>"Me, Lord, me! None can take you so deep as I, I've memorised every single contour-"
>"Come now, Master, surely you wish to see my face painted white with your blessings first?"
>"Awaken me, my Master!"
>"Me, my master!"
>"Awaken me, Master!"
Heaven.

>>16718180
They make Harems cool cause it fits for them. And getting worshipped is obviously nice. It's literally 'live like a god' the fantasy.
I still like the idea that they could all have slightly different bodytypes, either naturally or as changed by your incubus powers.

>>16718165
That's the stuff yes.

https://i.imgur.com/Pnx3qRh.png

I miss this drawfag.

>>16718164
Research handholding with meticulous precision to learn why it's so lewd.

>>16718214
He popped up again a month or two ago, and promptly disappeared again.
At least he made a twitter to post his stuff at that time.

>>16718207
Thanks thread. Now I want this fantasy.

>>16718219
I think he made a tumblr too, if only to post the old stuff he done for the thread.

>>16718207
>Oppai kephri
>bottom heavy kephri
>fat kehpri
>muscle kephri
>strongfat kephri

Yes.
I can deal with this.

>>16718165
What happens when one of them can't take it and accidentally cums early?

Because toasters need vibrating onaholes.

>>16718221
You're welcome.
>>16718226
Maybe even a rare albino Khepri or an extra dark one.

>>16718236
Hopes, dreams, and daughterus would be on the way.

>>16718235
I'd wear that collar for her.

>>16718236
>ywn sit at your throne deep underground surrounded by Khepri's and treasure
>ywn have cute bugs lick all over your muscles and body
>ywn have them beg over your thunder cock while they argue with each other how much of it they could fit

>>16718226
>muscle khepri built like the amazon from dragons crown
>she keeps trying to arm wrestle you and loses every time but it always leads to competitive sex
>she loses at that too and ends up being pinned the bed as you hammer away at her cervix
>after you're done with her the other khepri line up to get the same treatment but don't even try to put up a fight, they just want dominated

>>16718065
Don't take their masks off too.

“I hug people near crazy street preachers so they have to listen to their full sermons!”

>>16718248
>implying I wouldn't listen already

>>16718242
Gonna use them all night long.
Would have to cumflate each and every one of them for the next day.

>>16718248
Dumb snowglobe

>>16718235
That got an audible laugh out of me for some reason.
I want to see a stupid new overly unnecessary sexual invention accompanied by a picture of a Gremlin in every thread from now on, so I can say:

What would we do without you, Gremmy-chan!

>>16718227
>Khepri harem licking your body clean
>Suddenly one of the shortstack types gets overloaded from a whiff of your manhood and convulses, cumming on the spot, getting your leg she already worked on cleaning all slicked up
>The other Khepri all stare at her as she trembles in anticipation
>reach down and pat her on the head, telling her these things happen and you're honored by how excited she is by you
>From then on cleaning takes twice as long as Khepri's freely orgasm as they lick your body clean and run their tongues along your muscles
The burdens of rulership, you know? But you're a merciful god at least.

>>16718244
Absolutely terrifying. You can tell from the wiggling tail that she's about to strike.

Who will save us from the menace?

>>16718132
I don't want to be lord nor worshipped.

>>16718268
Finally, someone with good taste.

http://reddgeist.tumblr.com/post/158443557691/monster-girls-are-important

New Hellhound art, it's lacking the eye flames but I've always thought they're not active 100% of the time anyway.

>>16718268
Well, if you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest

>>16718263
I think I'd have a line system where one girl licks me and worships me all over while the other rides my dick and presses herself against my chest. Then the girl who cleaned gets a good fucking and so on.

Holy shit why does this life sound so perfect?

>>16718273
Daaamn that's nice.

I need the Dirllhariest, bustiest, haughtiest, easily embarass-est himedere Monster ever.

>>16718264
That anon's beyond help. He took a full blast of her gaze.

>>16718273
Very nice, I actually prefer them without the stupid fire eyelashes. Cool that he gave her black nipples that actually goes with her skin, I've lost count of the times where an artist has drawn a girl with an exotic skin colour only to give her pink nipples for some reason.

Why are tails the lewdest part of the body?

>>16718275
Cause its fun. And good, having a system is a good way to get points toward the land turning into a Green Demon Realm instead of a chaotic normal one. How many would you like to have total?

>>16718172
Jimmy gets Ds, not Fs.

>>16718301
I think 30 wives sounds like a good number. All varying in body shape and such. And I'd actually love all of them although they worship me, I'd call them by their names and such.

>>16718321
The point is, who could possible help poor Jimmy?

are there any good lamia fanfics out there?

>>16718218
But handholding guides are grounds for expulsion!

>>16718296
I've seen hellhounds done with red nipples and i think its kinda neat, the more aroused she gets the brighter and hotter she gets
i really like her fire lashes though

>>16718327
Lich gets straight As.
As do Albino Lamia and Anubis.

>>16718324
That's actually the number I landed at myself as well. Seems like enough to feel like a big number while not being way too overwhelming. And of course you got to remember their names. They'd be overjoyed to hear their master call them by their names and feel blessed at being singled out like that.
I also always imagined that once a week one of them gets individual attention in some sort of ceremony to try and impregnate them. With or without all the other girls chanting in the room outside. If you're gonna go full master, go full master, right?

How does one get a date with a lilim?

>>16718335
I want Lich-chan to tutor me.

>>16718340
Probably one of the 'least in your control' Monstergirls. And you may never know why she chose you.
I like lilim more when they're kinda mysterious powerful beings, the more you figure out about a specific one the more its just like 'succubus with obscene power levels'

>>16718339
Of course. I'd create my own massive Khepri colony in no time. So many daughterus I'd show my soft side for.

>>16718324
Would they all be Khepri or would you mix an Anubis and Sphinx in there too?

I want a snek girl to insert her tail into my asshole ans simulate my prostate! and then continue to shove more and more of their tail into me! Until I am split down the middle and my guts fall out and I die!

>>16718340
Simple.
To date X you;
>Mari's daughter: wear a viking coatume
>Illassa: show off your dominance and produce an S aura
>Lani: bring cake
>Renat: talk aabout gains
>Viccy: destroy her kingdom

>>16718274
>if you can't slam with the best
Oh but I can, she's my waifu

>>16718350
The Donutsteelim shit is really wearing out its welcome.

>>16718342
She's strict but Elf-Wight will strip at correct answers as positive reinforcement.

>>16718359
So is complaining about it.

>>16718360
But what if I want Lich-chan to be the one that strips?

>>16718347
Nah. Just Khepri. I like those girls but I'd just prefer if it was all a Khepri colony worshiping their pillarmen leader.

>>16718369
She'll grimace and wish she wasn't a loli.

>>16718366
Maybe people wouldn't complain if it wasn't posted in the first place.

>>16718346
A merciful, wise ruler!
>>16718347
All Khepri for me as well. Though I'd establish friendly relations from neighboring Pharaoh kingdoms.
Id' also send my daughterus out after some time and a certain age to form their own colonies and find their own masters.

>>16718366
Upset that someone isn't fond of your OC among others?

>>16718378
That doesn't stop complaining.

>>16718377
Loli liches are adorable.

>>16718366
If you post it in the public eye, people will voice their opinions on it. They are in no way obligated to suck your dick.

>>16718385
But not sexy.
Outside bottom heavy ones.

>>16718379
This.

I imagine the desert kingdom would have a strong relationship with the Khepri colonies. And I'd definitely send my Khepri daughterus off to the Desert Kingdom to find themselves a man.

>>16718006
Lib sneks are truly scary

Anyone know what culture this semen demon is emulating?

>>16718405
>upper half has human ears instead of pointed ears
Makes me salty when artists do this.

Latenight can you do a Kraken squeeze pic like this but with ink?

>>16718423
Seconding this.
>>16718416
Who?

>>16718416
What?

>>16718416
What are you referring to?

>>16718432
Komodo.

>>16718248
Free lunch everyday at the Mofu Shrine, hand made by our top mofu chefs

>>16718400
As long as the Pharaoh isn't a jealous type.

>>16718164
Reading a 'For Dummies' book, possibly on how to be a good wife.

>>16718426
>>16718430
>>16718432
I always forget the image

How tenderly would MG bully their husbando?

>>16718350
>destroy her kingdom
>How to get shivved in one easy step

>>16718435
>>16718440
>Komodo
I dig her bodytype and onee-san personality, but everything else about her is nasty.

>>16718439
But she'd be a great wife and mother.
Just imagine a tiny taco being stern with her comically taller than her daughter and tryimg to teach her a lesson.

>>16718440
Mongolian or some other steppe tribe. That or Nepalese.

>>16718442
Well, I imagine my waifu coming up behind me while I'm cooking and squeezing my crotch while she's pressed up against me, whispering lewd things in my ear. Then simply going to sit back down. She's such a tease!

I made that hellpupper art SFW.

>>16718440
I've always loved those kind of clothes on 2d girls.

>>16718443
Only people who are not her sisters or under level 30 are stupid enough to get shivved by that dork.

>>16718454
>t. level 1

Which monster girls are the smelliest?

>>16718459
Ryus.

>>16718447
But she wants to be as prepared as possible and know everything there is to know about wifehood and motherhood before hand. She doesn't yet realize the best knowledge comes from experience.

>>16718459
Flow Kelp? I mean, they'd smell like seaweed.

>>16718458
Naw a level 87.
Still need 3 more levels to not get beefed in one roung by Minotaurs.

>>16718452
>small paws

Aww, that's kind of a disappointment.

>>16718462
Why

>>16718459
Wet dog-types.

>>16718452
>no eye wisps
Forgetting that detail on a Hellhound is like forgetting Mario's mustache or a Kitsune's tail.

>>16718468
Don't bully the cute kelps please thanks.

>>16718467
But she's a wise cow and should know that already.

Still, I like the idea of a tiny cow and her tall daughter.

>>16718472
They smell because nobody loves them.

>>16718442
i wouldn't mind my waifu aggressivley bullying me, maybe something like chasing me around the house taunting me about how she's gonna get me and when she does im so in for it, and then when she inevitably catches me and pins me against the floor, wall, or piece of probably borken furniture she'll boop me on the nose and say "tag you're it!" before running off

>>16718459
Flower types, technically. Bubble slimes canonically.

>>16718485
Sewer slimes more like.

>>16718490
Poor girls. I'd show them the love hey deserve!

>>16718490
Yes, they tend to favor sewers.

>>16718493
In an alcohol bath I hope.

>>16718494
I bet they're very corny.

>>16718478
She's nervous anon, she's finally got somebody romancing her and her mind is going blank, she needs more studying clearly.

Another great innovation!

Those Gremlin gals have done it again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-4d6RdVjmg

>>16718510
Is she AWAWAWAing in nervousness?

>>16718513
What would we do without you, Gremmy-chan?

>>16718513
>you'll never have a Gremlin tech who says "JAZZ HANDS!" with a pair of Automaton hands in her hands

>>16718446
>but everything else about her is nasty.
Yeah. Exhibition is pretty shit.

>>16718509
How else would they keep that lovely grin?

>>16718513
Damn Gremlins and their lewd inventions. And somebody tell that lazy NEET one to get off her beanie bag and do some work.

>>16718522
By staying Lax? And Running with it?

>>16718513
Gremlins would look great tanned while wearing jumpsuits.

>>16718521
I'm referring to the malodorous aspect.

>>16718235
What's that line going into her panties connected to?

>>16718531
And never brushing.
And how she eats.

>>16718525
Na, she's pretty comfortable just chilling on her beanbag and drinking your beer.

She's paid her part of the rent, so what's the big deal Anon? Chillax.

>>16718533
A vibrator or a piss bag.

>>16718540
Dayum son.

>>16718538
She keeps leaving her damn dirty clothes and panties everywhere, she doesn't clean up her gadgets and she's an embarrassment when the parents come over and she's just in tshirt and panties. Then they ask if she's my girlfriend and she just laughs!

How could you not be annoyed with a room mate like that?

>>16718540
Loen's emulating KCs colorwork very well, which looks far better than the sickly EMG colorschemes he used to do.

>>16718547
I'd like a Yuki Onna like that.
Just wearing a tshirt and black panties around the house.

>>16718540
loen must have a beefy computer to have drawn that
what are the dimensions again?

>>16718516
Quite possibly, without knowing what to say or do she might start to awkwardly blurt out history facts or random quotes.

>>16718547
>How could you not be annoyed with a room mate like that?

Well it's nice to have a fat Gremlin ass bouncing around the house, so maybe you can let it slide.

>>16718540
Looks great, Wockfag. What I'd give to get a daki of my waifu...

>>16718551
4488 x 13524 (2.5ft x 7.5ft)

>>16718549
Loen is growing more powerful.
Soon he will slay the others and reach Apex status with his magnum opus: A Wurm, Wock, and Ryu with tanlines at the beach.

>>16718559
It's hard to handle thinking about how happy he's ganna be when he finally gets to hug it.

>ywn have that kind of happiness

>>16718557
But what if I'm a puritan Chief God worshiper who is just trying to get by and needed to resort to having a room mate?

Sounds like a good show to me.

>>16718538
>Anon is stuck working 40 hours a week to make ends meet on his end.
>Gremmy just lies about all day playing video games and eating snacks.
>Each year she just effortlessly invents something, sells the rights for it to some company, then lives off the royalties.

Boy that must drive Anon nuts.

>>16718560
holy shit

>>16718553
>"I love you, Study Cow."
>Taku AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAs externally
>"S-SO HOW ABOUT THAT W-WINSTON CHURCHILL?"

>>16718560
>7.5ft
The perfect height.

Automaton

Pro: Mobile phone-charger.

Con: Don't wanna take her to a sandy beach.

>>16718560
No wonder it's taken him this long to finish it. Hasn't he ever heard of upscaling?

>>16718572
Tall girls are just the best aren't they?

>>16718573
Flow Kelp

Pros: always have a friend to talk to no matter where you go

Con: if she gets too full of water you'll be piggybacking a tall hourglass busty lady around

>>16718573
>"Princep, I am trapped in fine sand. Requesting assistance."
>Wurm and a Wendigo in a swimsuit burying the Automaton in sand

>>16718568
You know what I would do? Take the karma sutra, and act like a dense anon in front of her, like 'This position looks complicated, if only I had a really smart teacher to help me with this one.'

>>16718574
>Upscaling
What's wrong with you?

>>16718581
>Anon has to buy them both stretchy meat from the stretchy meat vendor for them to reveal where they buried her

>>16718580
Gonna carry that weight.

>>16718574
How abhorrent

>>16718589
Or get a metal detector.

>>16718580
>Huge boobs squishing around your head as her thick thighs squeeze your waist
>"Ara ara, this rain is so bad for my figure~ Or, would you say its good, anon~?"

>>16718564
I'm just really happy for him, hopefully I can get some happiness vicariously through him once it gets finished.

I gotta start saving up for my own and stop spending so much on regular commissions.

>>16718597
>Jimmy has a metal detector and hears it start beeping rapidly
>Digs a bit to find a kuudere-staring woman's head looking up at him
>"Child, I require assistance. Please continue removing me from my predicament."
>Anon comes back over to find Jimmy has built a sandcastle around his Automaton's head

>>16718573
Elf

Pro: Makes a mean salad.

Con: You didn't think Rape roleplay could get old, but...

>>16718601
I want commissions badly too.
How else will I get Mono to draw my ahoge Golem or Loen to do a bunch of hatching Wurmlings exploring their nest?

>>16718601
Same, I feel so happy for him. He's a huge level closer to being with his waifu. And I think his wocker thinks the Daki he has of her is cute!

>spoiler

I should probably start saving up aswell for commissions. But I'm barely getting by so it's hard. I just wanna show my love for my waifu.

>>16718603
Jimmy is getting the shit kicked out of him.

>>16718603
Aww, Automaton at the beach is cute.

>>16718615
You'd beat the shit out of a child? A dunce child at that? That's fucked up anon.

>>16718603
Poor Automaton.

>>16718618
You could always bathe him in blood and give him to the mersharks.

>>16718618
Jimmy ain't a dunce.
He just hasn't gotten over getting Ds yet. He'll turn around in highschool after tutoring from Anubis.

>>16718618
Kids like that don't learn shit unless you literally beat it into their heads.

>>16718531
Not nearly as odorous as the web-cam, cosplay, fuck me infront of a crowd shit.

>>16718614
I think your waifu would rather have you spend money on food and putting a roof above your head than on some pictures of her. Amount of commissions =/= amount of love for her, and as long as you keep her in your heart and thoughts, then that's more than enough.

>>16718573
>Salamander

Pro: A bro who you can hang out with and learn to fight with.

Cons:If you help her get too fit then she may start worrying if she's cute or not.

>>16718620
>Mersharks swarm over Jimmy
>They notice he's crying and scared
>Learn some bully did this to him
>The swarm of sharks glare at you with utter malice

>>16718601
>spoiler
I feel you anon, I should probably calm down with the commissions too. I've gotten three (2 still in process) in the space of a month. That may not sound much, but compared to the other 4 I have that's almost doubling them. The first 4 were like one every two months as well.

>>16718573
Vampire

pro:winghugs and passionate nights

cons:blood loss and lazy mornings/evening

>>16718631
>>The swarm of sharks glare at you with utter malice
That's when you pop one of them in the nose with a rubber bullet.

>>16718620
Anon that's a poor little boy who just wants to build sand castles at the beach. I can't believe you'd even suggest something like this.

>>16718623
You'd hit another person's son just because he was building sand castles? Shame, shame on you.

>>16718637
As if that helps

>>16718573
Golem.

Pro: heavy lifter and great listener.

Con: may be too heavy to nridal carry. Plus she might fall through the floor if there's a lower level.

>>16718631
I'm usually against the whole switch in personality thing. But god damn, Mersharks just hit my heart too hard.

Hope they cheer poor Jimmy up through ball games in the water.

>>16718637
Are you dedicated to being a jackass? Holy hell.

>>16718642
Rubber bullets fucking hurt.

>>16718646
Being a jackass is fun.

>>16718573
Kobold

Pro: Always knows exactly how you feel and wants nothing more than to make you happy.

Con: Prone to getting over-excited.

>>16718645
Nurse Sharks must never do harm.

He'll enjoy surfing with them on one's back.

>>16718628
You've got a good point man. I just seem to forget that sometimes and I worry I ain't doing enough for her.

But she would appreciate me surviving over just some images. And besides, I have an imagination. Thanks for the words anon.

>>16718632
I've gotten two in the last month, with two more and possible a third in the works at the moment. I'm doing my best to space things out so I don't get overwhelmed, but at the same time I really, really want to get more done of her.

>>16718631
I give them the greetings from my homeworld.

>>16718573
Crow Tengu
Pro: Smart, sweet and cute.
Con: Has a silly hat.

>>16718657
Who let your edgy ass in?

>>16718652
>Big, soft mersharks with oneesan possibilities.
I want them.

>>16718647
You sound like the kind of guy who needs those strong Onis who are working out on the beach to drag you behind the changing rooms and show you a lesson for being an asshole at the beach.

>>16718609
>"Honey, do you think maybe we could just try some vanilla stuff tonight?"
>Pouty elf looks down from her heavily chained position on the wall and sighs a 'fine'
>>16718629
>"Anon, you don't think I'm getting TOO buff, do you?"
>She says as she hands you the latest in a long line of broken doorhandles she's accidentally ripped off
>>16718634
>"Hey... honey, wake up... I B-positive we overslept..."
>Groan as you're slowly rubbed by her wings
>>16718643
>You always knew this place had been built over some kind of cellar or secret room
>Just didn't figure you'd find out like this, as your Golem wife looks up embarrassed from two floors worth of her-shaped holes

>>16718664
God yes.
Nee-sharks who dote on you but are still rough are the best.

>>16718655
No problem, I also worry about what else I could do for her, so you're not alone in that respect. I look forward to any that you get done, I'm sure they'll look amazing!

>>16718573
Lich

Pro: Will teach you powerful magic in exchange for keeping her company

Con: Will absolutely try to kill you with one of her "experiments".

>>16718657
Fuck off faggot

>>16718656
Yes anon, I feel your pain. Sometimes the perfect artist for an idea I've been kicking around pops up and I can't resist. It doesn't help that for one of my in-process ones the artist has like a 1-2 month wait list to get through so the anticipation is constantly nagging at me.

I think things could be comfy if I got only one a month, so after this I'm going to try to stick to that.

>>16718665
That's why you bring soy beans.

>>16718676
>"Sorry, master, I damaged the flooring."
>You're not mad, really, but your landlord will shit bricks like the GoB

>>16718684
>he thinks the soy beans actually work

Good luck throwing soy beans that just bounce off their huge abs. Maybe they'll give you just a drop of mercy for being so funny.

>>16718682
My artists have also got some long wait times, which sucks, but they're both really good so I think it's worth the wait. I could probably get some sketches or busts done in the meantime now that I think about it...

>>16718676
Worst bit is I don't think I could tell my salamander know and I'd actively help her get stronger.
She'll always be cute to me though.

>>16718677
It would be like having your own personal gangsters who would be kind and sweet to you but would fight off anyone who came after you.

>>16718676
i would just nuzzle her neck and keep sleeping with my vampire wife

another solution is to sleep during the day and wake up as its getting dark

>>16718651
>"Honey, cmon... honey. HONEY! I'm not gonna make your favorite food anymore if this is always gonna happen!"
>Kobold wife running around the house rapidly like a maniac. It's just ribs, cmon...
>>16718658
>"Listen, anon, its a nice gesture, but... well... its just I think you're a bit off base here..."
>Anon is confused why his Crow Tengu girlfriend doesn't like her gifted t-shirt that says 'Nevermore' on it
>>16718679
>"Anon, what's REALLY the value of life, anyway?"
>Gulp as you feel your lab partner/wife's cold hands rest on your neck, crackling with wild energies. Not again...

>>16718696
I bet one always feeds you sweets while another tries to stop that to keep you healthy.

>>16718690
Those Oni's won't be laughing for long once they figure out my cum tastes exactly like soy beans.

>>16718706
Well, the answer is obvious.
I get fit and feed them the sweets as repayment!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYgmdhsrPu4

>>16718707
All because you just had to bully Jimmy. Disgusting.

>>16718702
Yeah, if my Kobold waifu heard I was making ribs for her she'd probably go nuts. Crazy puppy-tier excitement with zero thought about embarrassment or reservation like her usual self. I've mentioned it before but I've never eaten meat once in my life. I'd only even cook it for my waifu and daghteru under very rare circumstances.

>>16718715
I regret absolutely nothing.

>>16718715
Jimmy is an asshole who bullies defenseless automatrons.

Any centipede art?

>>16718702
Crow, Raven, similar enough.

>>16718692
Be careful anon, temptation is a dangerous thing.

The other artist I'm working with is the least agreeable I've ever had to work with. Their art fills a great need that I have, but the process so far hasn't been great, especially compared to even the meager few I've commissioned previously.

>>16718718
>>16718721
Think of it like this.

>Be Jimmy
>With your trusty bucket and spade you plan to build the biggest sand castle so everyone will be 'mirin your huge achievement
>Start digging and hit a metal woman on the head while digging
>dig her head out and she starts talking gibberish you doesn't understand
>realize she vulnerable and can't move
>decide its best you protect her with a sand castle

>>16718721
To be fair, Automatons do love children. She'd probably shyly tell master that she doesn't mind if its just for a while when he starts to move to scram Jimmy off.

>>16718581
>>16718676
>>16718702
These are fun.

>>16718423
>>16718426

>>16718741
Hnnng! Cute Onee-san!

>>16718729
Ah that's too bad, hopefully that gets resolved soon. The artists I've been in contact with have all been super awesome and upfront, apart from one guy who went awol for about a week, but it turned out great so I don't really mind.

>>16718741
Cute! I guess this is what happens when you try to pinch a Kraken's cheeks. I wonder if she did is purposely or just naturally.

>>16718741
You're a miracle, Latenight.

I don't suppose you'd be keen on doing "It's Summer"?

>>16718742
What kind of onee san spits in her Otouto's face?

>>16718741
Cute!
Gotta fight through the ink and give her a kissu

>>16718741
That stuff better wash off, or else onee-san is going to have to polymorph herself a plump booty ripe for spanking.

>>16718747
That look is very intentional. She probably just wants a minute to relax.
>>16718750
The kind that has a teasing relationship with him and knows he's trying to bug her playfully at the moment.

>>16718741
INKED

>>16718746
Yeah, while some have been slower than others, I've had only good experiences with artists I've paid except for this one. I may be a little picky with corrections, but at first it was like this artist hardly even looked at my references.

>>16718753
Perish the thought!

>>16718756
Ganna buy a subscription to that.

I had this saved outside my monster girl folder, I never noticed the extra arms and antennae

>>16718735
Well, if she's fine with it then that's good enough for me.

>>16718763
>Roi des Rats
>The Prince of the Unseeing Eye
This ant is researching royalty, isn't she? Her Queen must be expecting a diplomatic call.

>>16718756
I'd subscribe to BIG and SOFT magazine.
I'm a slut for strongfat monster girls.

>>16718772
See, it doesn't have to resort to bullying.

>>16718753
Well, it ain't gunna spank itself

>>16718779
Of course not. She's gonna do it to you.

>>16718763
There's also a tiny little flame girl on the candle

>>16718741
>"Gettin' sick of your shit today, Otouto. You were supposed to squeeze about a foot lower~"

>>16718758
>at first it was like this artist hardly even looked at my references.
Was it bad?

>>16718786
She does have some fantastic Inkwells
>>16718779
God I fucking love Kraken

>>16718789
Krakens make fantastic Onee Sans. And I bet your Kraken Onee San is fantastic aswell.

>>16718787
Yes. The first progress pic they shared with me had hands and feet instead of paws and the face looked like Barbara Streisand. I've appreciated the fact that they're still working with me, but it's been a struggle.

>>16718779
How do other members of the Kraken species vary in their Ara ara~ and onee-san aspects?

>>16718803
Oy vey.

>>16718803
Geez, I'm sorry to hear that man.

>>16718799
She sure is. She's a COOL Onee-san. The type that lets you share her alcohol because she's COOL and HIP and NOT SLOWLY BECOMING OUT OF TOUCH with the YOUTH of today.

>>16718763
Dumb nerd bug! Why doesn't she go out and work like her sisters? Gonna bully her!

>>16718818
My Onee san is cool and yours definitely sounds like she's in with the hip new lingo. And sharing alcohol with your onee san must be real nice.

>>16718807
Everywhere from very mild friendly slightly older female-bro to doting, fawning, saccharine cuddlemonster.
Maybe even the rare Yandere Onee-san.

>>16718774
The queen is a useless neet only good for sex appeal, someone has to know what they're doing

>>16718818
>Round ears
No

>>16718844
>Maybe even the rare Yandere Onee-san.
Yes

>>16718818
If you think that's bad, Jabberwock wears twintails to look and act young!

>>16718879
But twin tails are uber cute and I'd absolutely melt if my onee san wore them! I'd tell her how much I adore them!

>>16718885
Go away, Wock.

>>16718786
Oh.

Ultra Rare Shiny Shortstack Minotaur!

>>16718902
OHO!
Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

>>16718902
I like it when you drawn large breasts.

>>16718902
Those some serious ink tanks. Thanks so much late night!

>>16718902
>Lewdnight big titty Kraken drawn off my blurb
At long last, my quest has finally come to an end.

>>16718885
She's 30ish! Oneesans that old shouldn't be wearing such a young hairstyle!

Old hag oneesans who pretend to be young and act hip and cool are weirdos!

>>16718901
I'm no Jabberwock you silly. I'm just a promoter of twin tails. Especially in my onee san.

>>16718902
>>16718904
It's a great night for titties

>>16718902
Look at the size of those Takoyaki!

>>16718818
>>16718879
These kinds of onee-sans are the best to bully! I want to tease my CC onee-chan Kraken about her luckless love life!

>>16718902
Lewd!
Lewd oneesan!

>>16718918
But age doesn't matter anon. And besides, it's like a fine aged wine with a young tang to it. Who doesn't want that?

>>16718930
Well I hope you're happy when she starts crying and hides in her room after filling it with ink. Is that what you want anon? You better apologize for hurting her feelings! After all she's done for you!

>>16718931
It's a massage. Totally platonic. Just a platonic breast massage that you don't really need your pants for so might as well take them off.

>>16718959
>You better apologize for hurting her feelings! After all she's done for you!
It's gonna be hard if her room is filled with ink! And besides, I'll help her find a man!

>>16718975
>I'll become her man

FTFY

>>16718975
You'll have to go in her room and find her, doofus. Just keep your arms outstretched and keep searching around until they land on her. I'm sure that nothing bad or surprising will come from such a situation. You owe it to her to apologize to her face!

>>16718784
holy shit.

Everybody should dom their waifus at least once. It might lead to something interesting.

>>16718991
Only rarely when she wants it. And Id prefer to stay sub.

>>16718991
What should one do if their waifu starts violently shivering when you get close to her after repeatedly domming her for awhile?

>>16718991
>Everybody should dom their waifus at least once.
no

>>16718977
O-onee-chans can't love their otoutos! She'll become even more of a lazy antisocial girl if she does that!

>>16718985
Can't I just use a stick and apologize after I've bopped her with it

>>16718991
>it shows her in a lewd rabbit outfit, flashing double peace signs and a lascivious look on her face. "I'm Anon's slutty fuckbunny~" is written across it
Diamonds every single time imagining a crazy powerful dragon say that.

>>16719004
I had the exact same mindset anon. But trust me, with her otouto's love burning in her heart, she'll be able to do anything.

>>16719002
Being dommed by my waifu would feel a lot better than domming her. Well for me atleast, pleasure wise.

>>16719001
If you're doing the tender loving aftercare like you're supposed to, that shouldn't happen. Either that, or she's just super excited to be dommed again

>>16719001
Precisely this >>16719014

>>16719002
Uncensored moosnu where

>>16719004
Nope, you'll have to sink two handfuls into- er, you'll have to get real close and give her a heartfelt face-to-face apology.

>>16718991
>Showing those pictures
Shit tier husbando desu

>>16719014
Oh, ok then. I would not neglect my waifu like that, so I would carry her into a hot shower and massage her or something.

>>16719020
https://rakkunsfw.tumblr.com/post/156414761738
im kinda surprised this has picked up so much attention

>>16719002
>Ask Hellhound waifu if you can try being on top
>She hesitantly agrees
>"Uh... Okay, I guess..."
>You wanna tackle her into bed like she always does with you
>She stands in front of the bed
>You throw off your clothes and charge at her like an angry, horny bull
>You hit her like a brick wall
>She doesn't budge
>She just gets into bed for you and lets you crawl on top
>She has a hard time taking you seriously when you're 75% of her size
>She only lasts 10 minutes before bursting out laughing at your feeble attempts to dom her
>She squeezes you and pins you down the bed, riding you until your pelvis is sore

>>16719042
That actually sounds quite nice, I'd love to do that with my waifu, although maybe with a little none verbal insulting.

>>16719044
How do you non verbally insult somebody?

>>16719048
Guess I worded that wrong. Just ignore it I'm being stupid.

>>16719048
>>16719049
>"daww, you're so cute trying to dom me. Lemme show you how it's really done, chewtoy."

>>16718991
I agree, just need to be careful to not lock her into sub mode forever.

>>16719053
I love Hellhound belittlement and nothing gets me more submissive than being called "chewtoy", I can just imagine my wolfu calling me that!

>>16719055
I don't follow.

>>16719042
That's not how hellhounds work. She'd let her self get dommed like a horny wet bitch, whining and mewling and begging you to spank her as you pound her from behind while she quivers and quakes.

And then the instant you cum inside and stop thrusting, you'll find yourself on your ass and being ridden by a formerly submissive hellhound and cuddled possessively in the lotus position. They are the ultimate switches.

>>16719064
>dignity an pride gone
Only when she wants it to be.

>>16719064
I mean, if I had a Zombie Dragon onee san. I wouldn't want her to be submissive all the time. I'd prefer equal sex where no one is on top, we can both enjoy lotus together.

>>16719062
To make things better, what you do is after you both finish, you call her a "Good girl", and watch as she gets really flustered, and her tail starts wagging completely out of her control, then as punishment she rides you again even harder!

>>16719042
>>You throw off your clothes and charge at her like an angry, horny bull
>>You hit her like a brick wall
>>She doesn't budge
This kinda shit makes me laugh.

Even if it's more in place in a slapstick sitcom than bedroom antics.

>>16719010
>you're doing adorable little otouto thing around the house when you see your onee-san lounging around watching tv
>you ask her why she isn't out looking for a job like all the others her age
>she simply smiles at you as she rustles your hair, asking why she would want to do that
>you put on your best sad otouto eyes and tell her that there is a cool new game you wanted for your birthday, and that it would be even better to get it from your beloved onee-san
>the next day she's working at a local cafe
the power of an otouto should be used only for good

>>16719064
Well I wouldn't dom her so hard she died, just a bit to show her the dragoon's lance.

>>16719073
You know, this makes me want one of the dom girls that play off of fear to threaten to eat me only so I can call their bluff.

>>16719073
If it causes me to get dommed harder, then I'm all for it.

Glad we finally got away from that garbage maledom discussion.

>>16719062
imagine her following that through with some neck and ear nibbling

>>16719065
while that may be true i prefer for my hellhounds to always be domming in some way, shape, or form, be it through pinning me to the floor or domming through submission

>>16719070
>"Dwaah, hunny makes me feel gooood~"
>Later
>"I thought I TOLD you the shipments should have been here TWO DAYS ago! If you expect any form of payment- no, if you expect to wake up ALIVE the next morning, you will have those rare ingredients delivered here DISCREETLY between the hours of 9AM and 4PM, and that is FIN- Shit! I'm hanging up! ...Ahem. Aaah! Hunny is hoooome! Uwaaaah!"

>>16719079
My onee san would look so cute as a barista!

>>16719072
They're versatile beings. I mean they can even be doms if you want them too, its just they definitely have the option to be total mindbroken subs too, which I personally enjoy. But its totally within reason for them to be other ways too.

>>16719096
I really like this headcanon.

>>16719004
>O-onee-chans can't love their otoutos
Of course they can anon. And you would need to answer her feeling the right way too.

>>16719095
>nibbling

What do you take me for? Some dom pretending he's sub? I'll live out the real name of chew toy. Ganna have my wolfu chomping down on my neck with her big k9s, she'll leave large marks and even break the skin causing blood to dribble drown my back and neck then she'd lick it up. I want her to bite into my neck like a dog catching a rabbit and I want her to keep biting until I collapse into submission.

There she can pull away from my blood and saliva soaked neck while I'm a trembling mess on the floor. I guess this is where I've earned the name and she swaps my real name on my collar for just "Chewtoy" temporarily.

>>16719096
>>Hunny is hoooome! Uwaaaah!"
>Huge dragon tits bouncing as she trots up to you with her tail wagging and her wings flapping before jumping the last meter in a crash hug
Arodable

>>16719103
I really dislike mind breaking a girl into sub so I'd try to avoid that at all costs.

>>16719106
It's fun, especially if the husband is kinda schlubby or not too particularly brilliant himself so that she has to work extra hard to make sure his life is still really smooth and pampered without showing her true lvl20INT stat.
>>16719116
And then she absolutely showers you with sloppy, drooling kisses and humps your leg while you laugh and try and at least get in the door.
Maybe even playfully giggling and clutching your leg as you drag her across the floor to the living room to relax.

>>16719113
i want to be just like you anon

>>16719134
>Humping leg
Nah. I'd be down for grinding hips tho/

>>16719134
>Husband sighing and shaking his head trying to go over his tax returns but unable to make any sense of it
>Dragon Zombie wife has him in her lap as she sits on the couch, arms draped around him and softly repetitively kissing the top of his head and fawning over his neck and cheek
>He finally gives up and says its time for bed, prompting her to pick him up and guffaw and 'hehe' lewdly as she brings him into the bedroom with her
>"Hehe~ Hunny is going to give me good feelings now~ I am going to make Hunny feel good too, uwaaah"
>After he's passed out from fucking, she gingerly rolls out from under him and tip-toes to the living room
>Puts on a pair of glasses and expertly finishes all necessary paperwork, maximizing his returns
>fixes him a glass of water to put on the nightstand and fluffs his pillow before crawling back into bed with him, smiling satisfied

I hope this guy improves in in skill like Paundo did, because I appreciate his Liches in concept.

>>16719146
It's perfect isn't it? One of the best parts is, she'll leave those big marks on there and maybe some scratch marks from the whole "biting into submission" process. So if anyone ever sees them, what you supposed to say? "My waifu ripped into my neck until I was a twitching slut?".

Just kidding, hopefully that wouldn't happen but I really do want people to notice, just so everyone knows who this slut belongs to. I'd look at the marks on my body everyday and it would make me so happy, warm and proud of who owns me. And these marks say it all.

>>16719154
That's perfectly fine as well and would definitely be something such a lewd creature would want to do as soon and as much as possible to her hubby.
>>16719163
Daaaw. What a sweetheart.

>>16696270

>>16719170
Cute and lewd.

>>16719170
Late night you're on a role! Thanks for all these!

>>16719170
mm squishy

>>16719170
[Scared cat noises]
Cute Kuubot

>>16719170
Automatons are the best.

>>16719163
7ft. of soft undead dragon love.

>>16719163
>Dragon Zombie wife has him in her lap as she sits on the couch, arms draped around him and softly repetitively kissing the top of his head and fawning over his neck and cheek
It hurts that I'll never have this.
This headcanon has grown on me as well.

>>16719164
>Lich Cultist wants to battle!

>>16719193
All you need to do to beat a lich is throw things at her soul stone. Easy peasy.

>>16719170
>Y-Yamero!

>>16719170
Pet the kitty!
Pet the wife!
Pet both!

>>16718533
KC said (in a wink-wink, nudge-nudge way) its up to your imagination, but whatever it is is powered by a small vial of monster mana in liquid form. Presumably its some kind of vibrator.

>>16719210
>And this is the vibrator that collects my fluids to power my vibrator.
>Understand?

>>16719215
Yo dog, we heard you like vibrators. So we put a vibrator in your vibrator so you can get off while you get off!

>>16719210
Monster girls don't pee.

>>16719186
>>16719192
Imagine that first time she has her breasts squeezed after 5000 years of no sexual activity. Or the first time she feels a man slap her ass lewdly after millenia untouched. The first time she ever feels a living, throbbing cock enter her pussy. She probably did go completely loopy and brain-damaged for a day or two after that first time, but when she came back to she utterly vowed that she'd do anything to keep the man who would make her feel like that from now on safe, pampered, and without a worry in his life.

>>16719222
That's why it's completely fine and wonderful to tease and play with their urethras. There's no worry of any unwanted liquids!

>>16719241
It's just liquid mamono mana so it's fine. Like purple showers and stuff like that.

>>16719182
yes they are
>"Statement: Master, although this unit does not have EmotionWare installed, my analytical computations show a 100% certainty that I am 「glad」 to have you as a user. Master has spent much currency to purchase various upgrades for me. This seems to indicate that I am valued by Master, which makes me very 「happy」. This unit would like to receive your genetic material so that I may begin manufacturing your offspring."

>>16719237
That's my jam.

>>16719254
>This unit would like to receive your genetic material so that I may begin manufacturing your offspring
New Automatons can't be made.

>>16719254
>manufacturing your offspring
>Automaton builds a little robutt and uses your seed and her own fuel as energy for the little one
Cute.

>>16719254
>She wants the nucleotide sequence

>>16719257
Shh.

>>16719257
No, but you can make artificial ovum and add you semen to that.

>>16719261
>>16719267
>>16719269
I feel that Automatons can at least yield offspring in the form of Pseudo-Automagolems or something. But then again that may require the assistance of super intelligent autist Gremlins.

>>16719279
I mean, if undead can give birth then I don't see why automatons wouldn't be able to. Just bop them with semen on their magical baby making oven and you should be good.

Latest Kobold commission is finished! Just my daughteru this time. Here are the versions I'm okay with sharing, but even so I think they're too much for a good christian blue board.

http://imgur.com/a/1KQaP

"If the demon lord is defeated by the chief god and she loses her life, the monster girls will revert to being “monsters” whose heads are full of nothing but the desire to kill and eat humans. Should it come to that, the happiness of the monster girls who married and settled with their beloved human men will be shattered, they will end up having to kill and eat their own beloved husbands with their own hands." - KC

Does anyone have any content on best girl(s) here?

>>16719292
Difference is undead still have organic origins, they just have to regenerate the womb that they already had.

But yes, in KC's world there are probably ways for some of the artificial girls to give birth. But if one exists for automatons then it hasn't been discovered yet or hasn't happened yet, as the profile says the automatons that exist were all dug up.

>>16719255
Then make sure to jam it in

>>16719317
Fortunately no.

I like smells, is there a monster girl that caters to this? Skunk girl when?

>>16719321
Zambie Chorogon is gonna have to wear some cowprint before I ever consider.

>>16719307
Jesus fucking christ my dude.
I shouldn't like this.

>>16719312
Good
I want delicious suffering with MGs who reverted back, killed their husbands and then killed themselves out of grief

>>16719325
Nigga that's repulsive

>>16719327
Ment to reply to >>16719320

Dinner's ready, dude!

>>16719307
Eh, I don't like that artist that much, his style is weird. Also waht the fuck

Opal playing with a tennis ball while wearing a sundress when?

>>16719331
What gutter did you crawl out from?

>>16719344
>replying

Anybody got the tags for MGE Minotaur and Hakutaku on pixiv on hand by any chance, I need to fill out some folders.

>>16719333
Don't judge, my dude.

>>16719325
Have you considered the troll?

>>16719327
Just say the word and she'd try her best to get some. She may go out and just kill a cow and wear it's skin if she's the 'actually simple' kind, or she'll order the finest, lewdest and most tempting cowprint imaginable behind your back if she's the 'Secretly intelligent' kind.

>>16719307
She hardly retains any details common on the MGE Kobold.

>>16719312
Joke's on you, Dragons are really smart creatures that sometimes fell in love with humans even before the current DL came in. Not only that but because they have tons of artifacts and magic so I'm sure returning into her human form wouldn't be a problem.

No bad end for me.

>>16719317
A greentext was made a while ago about a slime carrier knight.

>>16719343
yes, they're mostly a furry artist so it's still kind of off even after a good bit of tweaking, but I quite like the full end result.

>Opal playing with a tennis ball while wearing a sundress when?
When I find the right artist and the money.

>>16719361
I don't like the digitigrade legs or the fur completely covering the arms and legs on the MGE Kobold.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that parasite slimes are best girls.
For they are waifu.

>>16719341
I want her for dessert. I'd split her with my banana

>>16719365
/answer/114716374101
>What should I do if the church was to win?

>They won't win

/answer/117249680981
>If the Demon Lord wins against the Chief God, will the Chief God get executed? Since the Chief God is a dangerous enemy that hates the Demon Lord, and since, according to the entry of the Fallen God, gods seemingly can't be monsterised against their will

>The exact details are still a secret, but the Chief God won't get executed

Canonically, the DL wins and its a good end, the world's 'plot' just hasn't reached that point yet.

>>16719369
Any clue how far back it might be before I dive in the archives?

>>16719307
Sasuga KDFSilver. She even looks 5

>>16719379
A few weeks ago?

>>16719378
I know about that. It's just that if something more miraculous than a miracle happens and she wins I'll still be with my waifu.

>>16719341
How many Ran posters do we have? I need to know because I want to congratulate all of you for having wonderful taste. Ran is the best

>>16719307

I find the faces pretty uncanny valley, but if they make you happy KDF, that's what matters.

>>16719307
KDF strikes again.

>>16719170
Into the jinko folder it goes

>>16719379
Found it for you >>/jp/thread/S16555224#p16561581

>>16719375
I'll be waiting for some comfy family stuff. I know bondage is more of your thing, but damn I love comfy.

Also
>Here are the versions I'm okay with sharing
The other ones contain you dicking her, don't they?

>>16719325

Remember Tiny Toons? And the skunk girl, Fifi, that would chase boys around? Imagine something like that, but less furry.

I bet she'd have a big, bushy tail and pheromones on steroids.

>>16719378
>>They won't win
>Some higher-ups in the church probably fall into this mindset
That must be stressful.

>>16719317
There was some uncolored image someone made that got psoted around for a bit not sure what happened with that

>>16719380
I wouldn't go that far anon, I told the artist 8.

>>16719389
Considering what the first rendition looked like this is a major upgrade.

>>16719401
The comfy stuff is coming anon, for sure. Even if it comes down to me making the sacrifice of getting a kink-friendly artist to do it, it'll happen.

No dicking though, just fully nude. I don't know if I'll ever be comfortable putting myself in a commission, and disembodied dicks are way too impersonal.