/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are evil.

>>16691259
Don't adopt Sharks
You won't be able to live a normal life after the inevitable day where she will bite your dick

>>16691271
Why would you dick your adopteru?

ayy lmaos are cute

>>16691276
It's inevitable even if you don't dick her
One day you will be naked in her presence, whether she walks in on you, you drop your towel, some freak accident happens, etc...
That's when her instincts will make her jump at your junk and bite

God forbid you instantly cum from the pleasure

>>16691280
Draenei are best ayy lamos.

>>16691259
Ah, I thought I smelt fish.

>>16691288
>Implying her first bite won't be her childhood friend.

>>16691149
>>16691153
No bullying fat old hag icicles

Automatons make my dick hard.

>>16691300
I didn't think of this possibility

All monster girls daughter deserve a childhood friend
Can you imagine their reaction when they hit puberty and learn what biting actually means for a shark?

>>16691259

Seaworld MGC must be a truly wonderful place

>Head pat zone for daughteru mersharks
>Literally 3 meters from the "splash" zone for adult mersharks
>It's important for the young ones to learn by example for reintroduction into the wild

>>16691291
horsecock futa

>>16691153
Both her and Pharaoh pretend to be regular Mummies and Glacies to appear young. This wants me to see the royal girls dressed like their younger subjects. Pharaoh as Mummy, Wight as Lich, Ice Queen as Glacies, Otohime as Umi Osho, Vampire dressed like Dhampir, and Titania wearing a dress like fairy.

>>16691291
Alright, rein it back anon.
Draenei aren't /jp/ monstergirls so we can't have them.

>>16691315
ThisIsNotFuckingCannon.Gif
http://i.imgur.com/tTmwnm1.gifv

>>16691318
They aren't monstergirls period. Those guys are just Ayy shitposting. No reason to bite the bait.

>>16691318
I think this is the first actual argument for not having Draenei in the thread.
Should I delete the pic or do you think it's fine?

>>16691316
>Wight as Lich
This is impossible. Liches have this sort of adorableness to them that nobody can imitate.

>>16691323
Notto dissu shitto agen

>>16691304
>Anon is childhood friends with the Mershark the local fisherman adopted.
>When they were small and she hadn't learned how to swim through the air using her Demonic Energy he hauled her around in a deep bucket wagon full of water.
>As a result he got pretty buff over the years.
>At her sweet 16 party her father seems oddly fixated on getting him and her in the pool room alone.
>Anon could've sworn he saw the old man give him a big grin and a thumbs up before shutting the door.
>Anon decides to take off his shirt because it's been a long day and hey, there's a pool here.
>Mershark starts breathing heavy for some reason.
>Anon asks her what's wrong, getting closer every time she shies away with a massive blush on her face.
>Eventually she can't resist it anymore and tears off her top before pouncing anon and biting him all over, getting his spirit energy leaking before pulling him into the pool and locking lips with him to give him oxygen while riding him senseless at the bottom of the pool.
>The next morning anon wakes up in her bed with her clinging to him and smiling cutely in her sleep.
>When he heads down to the kitchen to make himself some breakfast, her dad's there waiting with some link sausages and a stack of pancakes to ask when he should expect grandkids.

>>16691336
It's a never ending story~

>>16691324
You should probably delete it.

>>16691340
10/10 would befriend a shark any day of the week

You forgot about her rubbing her shark scales all over his body though

Life sucks. Then you die. I couldn't take care of an orphan. I can't even take of myself.

>>16691336
>Posts same file with same shit for the third time in as many days
>Expects a different response from people

That's a special form of autism you got there.

>>16691351
Sounds like someone needs a hug!

>>16691352
ayyyyyyyy
lmao

>>16691364
Hugs won't get me back the only home I've ever had. Hugs won't make my future anything other than a droll grind at a shitty job to keep living for another day doing the shitty job with no improvement in sight.
Just throw me to the Matango and let it be over.

>>16691366
Sounds like the big guns are required to cheer you up.

>>16691383
Champignon!

>>16691350
I thought that was a given since she's pinning him down with her body.

>>16691389
Gonna squeeze the squishy matango butt.

KCross is pooling his force.

>>16691364
Do you think that Cheshire would do a lot of dark humor jokes, but if they actually were sad the they would be the most caring thing and only tell them lighthearted jokes?

>>16691412
So soon? How long ago was it since he posted gremlin/atomaton?

Phoenix time.

>>16691433
You guys been saying this for the last 2 years. I doubt it's going to be this time either.

>>16691366
I'm sure plenty of monster girls have a fetish for saving a cute boy from the despair of his human life
Especially from work and other useless labor

>You wake up early to go to your shit job
>Your monster girl wife wakes up in panic as soon as you leave the bed
>She asks where are you going
>You tell her about your job
>She asks why you need to go if you hate it this much
>You explain that you need the money
>She tells you that as long as she has you she doesn't money
>You both go back to bed and cuddle yourselves to sleep

>>16691412
He is really pumping them out
I wonder if he has a reason for it

>>16691438
Jokes on you I'm a time traveler.

>>16691442
>You both go back to bed and cuddle yourselves to sleep
That's nice but doesn't change the fact I have to move in with my dad.

>>16691390
Good.
If you are going to be sexually ravaged by a Mershark you might as well go all the way
That poor childhood friend won't leave the pool until it had become bright red from all of his spirit energy leaking

I wonder if the Mershark would shamefully drink from the pool while he didn't look

>>16691442
Love doesn't pay for rent, bills or for food.

>>16691461
Life in a modern setting has a lot of issues
That's why you need to move to your wife's world, no bills to pay there and you can grow your own food or even pick it from the wild

>>16691476
How do I go to this place? Ritual murder-suicide?

>>16691476
I would rather not move to a more primitive world.

>>16691480
I don't think so
Constant daydreaming and escapism help though

>>16691481
Most monster girl settings are medieval fantasy, they not that primitive and you can still enjoy some amounts of technology and luxury by making money in a way that you enjoy

>>16691491
>Constant daydreaming and escapism help though
Well thank god my job is boring and non-challenging enough to leave all the time in the world to mull over the fact that there's nothing good on this side.

You know what would be a fun way to spend time in MGE?
Doing stupid dares
>Pull on a Minotaur's tail while wearing red
>Ask a Lamia on a date and keep your virginity intact
>Jump in an Arachne's web with only boxers on

>>16691494

Bountiful spider bottom.

>>16691516
I dare you to go into the locker room and tell the Minotaur she's got the wrong door, leather club's two blocks down.

>>16691516
>Find any species of mono-eye and say "eye eye love you baby"
>Jump the shark
>Howl around werewolves, Hellhounds for bonus points
>Grab the manticore's tail out of nowhere and shove your fist inside
>Touch Fluffy Tail

>>16691529
Should spider butt be fat or plump?

>>16691541
This is going to end in wrestle rape
I hope you don't mind getting BEEFED

>>16691554
I'd rather go in a Mindlflayer society than say that dumb sentence to a filthy monoeye
>Spoiler
Only the most brace of men can accomplish this

>>16691302
That glacies is for daughter dicking!

xth for regular wolfgirls

>>16691605
Okay?

>>16691605
Eeeeh? You're into regular wolfgirls?
How lame!
Regular wolfgirls are totally unacceptable past elementary school.

I'm going to Dragonia and offering a Golden Apple to "the softest Dragon"!

>>16691611
You're going to want the baker.
She's quite, well, 'soft'

>>16691610
If liking regular wolfgirls is lame then I'm the lamest person on the planet!

>>16691611
Dragon Zombies are the softest by a landslide
I don't know if Dragonia would keep Dragon Zombies around, they might be the rejects of their society

>>16691627
>Dragon Zombies are the softest by a landslide
[Angry Oneesan noises]

Does anyone have the gremlin and automaton making of or HD version?

>>16691667
Not yet released.

>>16691667
Not out yet.

>>16691672
I see thanks. What about the demon making of? So far nobody posted it.

>>16691675
Someone posted all of them in a .RAR file a few threads back
All HDs and all making offs

>>16691706
The demon making of pictures were not in the rar, that's why I'm asking.

>>16691708
Demon making of hasn't been translated from moonrunes sadly.

What would be the best way to relax over the weekend with your waifu after a hard week at work?

>>16691715
Hot steamy sex
Works best if your waifu is soft

>>16691715
Take a hiking tour of the nearby mountain hot springs.

>>16691761

>>16691761
WE HAVE SQUIRREL!

>>16691711
I'm talking about the pictures, not the description.

>>16691761
Oh my god she's so cute and smug I just want to molest that tail, those fluffy puffs, her smug little cheeks, those cute little ears, and her round little rump!

>>16691767
Makoto is too lewd.

>>16691761
[insert deez nuts joke]

>>16691761
Prime hugging material.

>>16691761
>smug loli squire
Oh, she's getting molested.

>>16691766
I have never wanted immediate translations more than I want them now.

>>16691761
What a smug bastard.

>>16691761
Since no one else has said it yet, holy shit look at those thighs.

Would let her climb on top of my world tree.

>>16691787
Furry thigh highs! The madman actually did it! I wanna touch them!

>>16691761
Smug 'n' bulbous

>>16691761
Yetis officially on suicide watch
Nothing can top hugging that tail, it is the fluff of the gods

And that squirrel is way too smug, I bet she is up to no good

>>16691761
I hate to be "That Guy" (because squirrel a cute), but... Nidhogg[r] when?

>>16691761
Yeeeey!
A squirrel! Finally
>n Norse mythology, Ratatoskr (Old Norse, generally considered to mean "drill-tooth"[1] or "bore-tooth"[2]) is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree Yggdrasil to carry messages between the Veðrfölnir, perched atop Yggdrasil, and the wyrm Níðhöggr, who dwells beneath one of the three roots of the tree. Ratatoskr is attested in the Poetic Edda, compiled in the 13th century from earlier traditional sources, and the Prose Edda, written in the 13th century by Snorri Sturluson.
Interesting
So he is doing norse stuff now?

>>16691761
That's a very fluffy tail

>>16691761
Cute lil' squirrel, would molest her tail.

>>16691761
Thats a fluffy tail there.

>>16691761
Would let her gnaw on my world tree.

>>16691810
>>16691813
God I hope so.

Dragon with a nibbling fetish pls KC thx

>>16691829
What, you want a nibble wurm?

>>16691761
Would touch her tail.

Left or right?

>>16691871
Neither.

>>16691761
Would seem KC will go with the 'messenger' motif that Ratosk was sometimes associated with, judging by her messenger bag with scrolls.

>>16691872
Perhaps you'd rather the tea shop owner?

>>16691871
Both.

>>16691829
Nibbling is top tier. I want to nibble my dragon's tail.

friends are not for sexual

>>16691881
I want to rape Shoebill.

>>16691881
Friends are for touching their fluff.

>>16691875
Sorry, I have fluffy rodents on the brain right now.

>>16691881
Tell the monster girls that. They're the once that always want to "just have some more fun" and tell us that it's better than having to pay for lunch and "It's fine, we're friends, right?"

>>16691889
What about beaver and prairie dog then?

>>16691871
Right in five years

>you're eyeing up a smug ratatoskr when she hands you a letter
>you weren't expecting any mail but open it out of curiosity
>"we can do this the easy way or the hard way, nod if you want to do things the easy way"
I bet they carry letters written in advance just in case they see a man they like.

>>16691894
They're not cute enough to be my daughteru!

>>16691884
I want to kiss shoebill and stare right into her eyes.

>>16691891
Sugoi! You're a Friend who's been living under a rock!

>>16691761
Ratatoskr
Squirrel Family, Beastman Type
Habitat: Forests, human settlements
Disposition: Mean, timid
Diet: Herbivorous, prefers tree nuts and fruits

A kind of beastman with a diminutive body and a huge, soft tail.
Their kind is skilled at dealing in "information", using their small, agile bodies to sneak around, sharing information gathered through their excellent eyesight with their kind in an enormous information network.
They work as information brokers, or run news organizations in demon realm or monster-friendly states.
Though they do not attack human men themselves, they trade information on men to other monsters, and thus bring men into the arms of monsters.

(cont)

>>16691928
Oh god she is going to tell all the other monsters about our fetishes
We can't fight back anymore

>>16691935
There could be rats in this thread RIGHT NOW snooping and no one would ever know.

>>16691935
Oh no, I'll be surrounded by desperate single spiders! How horrifying!

>>16691935
My not-yet-waifu will know everything about me now.



Ratatoskr is watching me fap.

>>16691940
If there was a rat here I'd be able to smell her.

>>16691946
That's not a rat, that's a rat, rats do rat things while rats do rat things. These kinds of differences are crucial to differentiate.

>>16691935
nobody say you want a gentle femdom demon

>>16691928
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/AM_738_4to_Ratatoskr.png

That's some premium vintage waifu right there.
"Bore-tooth the squirrel"

This is almost unfair. Tanuki will never stop being my waifu and foxes my second bet, but damn are those rodents trying. Mice and fire mice were already in my top five and now we have fluffy tailed mice with a potential Tanuki synergy.

Ridiculously fluffy tailed. So fluffy I'm gonna die.

>>16691871
Stupid extinct bird

>>16691963
Wouln't resist saving her species.

>>16691928
>Disposition: Mean, timid
I guess she's perfectly fine spying from a distance and talking behind your back but freezes up if confronted.

>>16691976
Perfect for hugging like the biggest fluffiest pillow in the world.

>>16691976
Possibly similar to the canon personalities of Nazrin and Nitori from touhou.
Demure and shy when they don't know where you stand relative to them, subordinate or evasive when they know you can kick their ass.
Domineering bitches when they know they have the advantage.

>>16691928
Though they aren't very remarkable in either physical or magical strength, the information they hold sways the minds of individuals and groups alike, and can even control them to some extent.
As information brokers they basically deal in accurate info, but due to their mean character, they enjoy dragging men into a world of pleasure, and leading men and women into lewd and indecent relationships, so they may sometimes use exaggeration and dramatization.
Through manipulation of information, they can make even vehement anti-monster adherents embrace a monster's affection, and they can even turn a man and woman with a bad relationship into a couple by relaying each other's messages, so many monsters ask for their services as mediators.
There are many stories of states that were indecisive on their stance regarding monsters going down the path of a monster-friendly state, and even of human towns turning into demon realms just from information about "monsterization" being spread amongst the town's women.

(cont)

>>16691992
A lot of 2hus have pretty fun personalities, it's sad that people don't use them more.

Barely anyone plays up on Shou being an emotional drunk.

>>16691992
Nazrin and Nitori are some of my favourite 2hus, oh dear.

>>16691976
>Kabedon a Ratas
>Heard u talkin shit like I wouldnt find out

>>16691761
Aww nuts. Gotta protect mine.

>>16691997
>Emotional drunk
>You'll never have a big, muscled jinko that gets grabby and emotional after a few drinks

I want this

>>16691996
>We're all pawns, controlled by something greater.
>Memes. The DNA of the soul.

>>16691996
So they're basically Fake News? This is why I only listen to Paladin Underground Radio.

>>16691996
>>16692028
So squirrels are the la-li-lu-le-lo?

>>16691996
>so many monsters ask for their services as mediators.
That's an interesting bit, I'd love for a squirrel to deliver me a love letter from a monster girl who is too shy and insecure to give it to me

Their bit about couples is great as well, you can have her tell your waifu about your most degenerate fetishes

>>16691761
Cute.....
CUTE!

>>16692033
Squirrels vs Cupids, the new Shog vs Kiki?

>>16692032
We're all Sons of the Demon Lord now!

>>16692033
Oh Lordy, there's no hiding it from the wife now.... Although the squirrel would probably wonder if it was worth it

>>16692035
We don't have access to strong enough fonts for this.

>>16691996
Even when they set out to get a man of their own, they are skilled at using information to set up situations in which there is absolutely no escape for the man, or in which the man will come to them to ask for them.
However, since their race is inherently weak, when they actually get to the stage of having sex, they may find themselves at a loss, and they might get scared and flee, letting a perfect opportunity to violate the man slip by.
Also, if a man loses himself in the sex and abandons reason, they will be helpless before the man who was dancing in their palm just before, and they become like a female rodent, to be violated as he pleases by the man who became like a beast.
No matter how great their power of manipulation through information is, they will not be able to oppose the pleasure instilled by a man's penis, and in the long run, their body and mind will be dominated, and their smug, cocky attitude will fade as they become like a pet to their husband.


(I hope that part is optional, I like the smugness)

(cont)

>>16692039
While cupid is sure to work between a guy and a girl, Ratas can spread rumors and affect a large group.

Trully rivals.

>>16692039
no,
cupid is for dense people
squirel is for shy people

>>16692045
Just like dragons and female lizards. Female rodents.

>>16692045
Can't beat the cock: the monster girl.

I bet it's optional, it's only if you sexually ravage her that she becomes your sex pet

>>16691996
>and even of human towns turning into demon realms just from information about "monsterization" being spread amongst the town's women.

The MGE needs more of this. Much like the snake god cult and the inari mikos it acknowledges how there are a lot of human women who for one reason or another want to become monster girls.

>>16692045
I like it, though there might be some confusing blue balls moments each time she runs away.

>>16692045
>female rodent
Fluffy dragons basically.

I wish the smugness could stay to some degree, completely ravaging a squirrel loses its satisfaction if she's not smug in every day life.

>>16692045
And that's how you acquire a quality tail daki.

>>16692043
No we don't.
I'd be hugging that smug squirrel out in the open

>>16692045
Their huge tails are one of their main characteristics, used for balance, as a cushion when resting, and like a bed during intercourse.
Besides those uses, their soft, fluffy tail feels very pleasant and comfortable to hold, and their husbands are just as captivated by their tails as they are by their flesh.
If their husband embraces their tail, she will also feel a different sort of "comfort", so to make the experience of "embracing" her own body even better, many of their husbands will enjoy their tails to their fullest before making love with their wives.

That's all on her.

>>16692061
>"That's right anon, stroke my tail! Be enslaved by my fluffiness!"

A few minutes later.

>"Nooo! Its too much, I'm not emotionally ready for this! I have to go, sorry!"

>>16692078
Oh god, I love these squirrels.

>>16692079
That's when you hug the fluffy tail

>>16692079
Imagine trying to get her and her Cockatrice friend.

>>16692078
I rate this rodent a 10/10, just too cute.

Tanukis control the Ratatoskr

>>16692088
Fuck off.

>>16692045
Sounds like it could be optional, where they lose their smugness only if the man routinely goes beast-mode with lust. I'm thinking a lot of men wouldn't have that in them without the help of rage mushrooms and such.

>>16692088
Or is it the other way around?

One has money, the other has info

>>16692088
Fluffy tail alliance.
Controlling the news and the goods.

...fluffy tail competition?
Miss Fluffy Universe 2018?
I can just see some scrappy wolfgirl trying her hardest against all the naturally endowed competitors.

>>16692099
>Wolf girl holding back tears while holding a participation prize
>It's a chocolate medal that says 'You tried' on the front
>With a smug tanuki face on the back

>>16692092
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>16692106
She's gonna stress eat if that happens

>>16692106
>Tanuki recieves one with a smug Ratatoskr face

>>16692107
I just don't want another girl ruined by your shitty 'da jooos, xD' meme.

>>16692106
Anon no, that's terrible.

>>16692114
Perfect!

>>16692106
>Her boyfriend has to comfort her, brushing her tail all night and telling her how to him it is the best.

>>16692115
t. Mamizou Futatsuiwa

>>16692115
This.

Mofu and bushy tails have a new contender

>>16692059
I like the variety of methods employed to corrupt humanity
>Temptation through power and pleasure
>Taking over using brute force
>Corrupting the environment

And now we got yet another method

>>16692078
He even focused a bit of her profile on her tail, KC is a legend

>Tail fondling foreplay
10/10 best rodent

>>16692078
10/10 would hug.

>>16692131
Can bushy even compete anymore? The only monster they are going to win against is Ryu.

>>16692059
I agree. Consensual corruption is too rare.

Why are girls with super fluffy tails such mean tricksters? First the racoon, now the squirrel.

Ratatoskr cutest rodent! Move aside dormouse, sleepy rape me girls are boring!

>>16691761
>>16691766
Are we fully transitioning into Norse mythology now?

>>16692141
Not an outright trickster like tanukis (though tanukis only lie when they are in disguise), more a manipulator. She doesn't lie so much as exaggerate.

>>16692161
I'd a Jötunn.

>>16692137
Bushy is fine, scales are just outclassed in the comfort department

>>16692161
Hard to say, it seems the Norse girls are fully integrated with the main MGE continent's monsters girls rather than having their own native land (which makes sense given they are European mythology), with ratatoskr being adept but normal messengers rather than legendary beings. Time will tell if any of the Norse girls form a special subset of monsters within said main MGE continent (like the Eros girls do).

>>16692156
It pains me to admit it but you are right
Not even the cute, sleepy Dormice can compete with that fluff from the heavens

>>16692078
>Their huge tails are one of their main characteristics, used for balance, as a cushion when resting, and like a bed during intercourse.
I want a big bootied one that has extra padding to go with their mofu.

You know what would be the worst part about being a guy in a reversed gender roles monstergirl world? The girls would actually burp, fart and openly scratch their vag in front of you.

>>16692183
Oh,
Would you flip her skirt while she's looking smugly at someone else just so that you can see her 'tail' is as big as her tail?

>>16692161
If I could get a lamia Jörmungandr (Or Midgard Serpent if you want to). She'd probably have the poison bite like Apophis and be huge. That'd be great.

>>16691928
>>16691996
>>16692045
Do these little ladies have a human disguise for their intel brokering?

>>16692187
What

>>16692174
Ratatoskr came to bring the end of rodent girls.

>>16692183
What would be best is one who is stacked and keeps failing at espionage
Like that one time she broke the branch she was resting on to spy on your bedroom

>>16692222
that souds like succes to me

>>16692187
That's retarded, one thing does not imply the other

>>16692230
You mean that shamefully knocking herself out during investigation and getting nursed back to health by the very same man she tried to hide from is a success?
The bastard even brushed her tail while she was passed out and she woke up all wet down there

>>16692253
How scandelous! says the ratatosk catching the whole thing on tape.

>>16692222
>spilling out of her standard issue spying outfit
>tits ballooned up in her chin, ass squished out under her skirt while she constantly tries to tug it down to hide her painfully strained panties
>by the time she gets in position to spy due to all the difficulty her body provides, her target has moved
Good thing she's at least enthusiastic to keep trying. She'll land the big score one day!

>>16692299
We need a Neat.jpg with a ratoskr now

Ok anon, you wake up one morning in a strange bed in a strange room. You're alone, and nobody will be back for at least a few hours. How quickly do you realize that it's your waifu's room that you've woken up in, how do you plan to welcome her home after whatever she is out doing, and what will you do in the meantime?

>>16692314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90fejwVz02g&t=0m55s

>>16692314
>How quickly do you realize that it's your waifu's room that you've woken up in
Never. Since I have no idea or any indications that it is my waifus bedroom.
Now, if I were to somehow figure that out, but I don't know how:
> how do you plan to welcome her home after whatever she is out doing
"Hi, where am I? How did I get here? Why didn't I know any of this?" and so on.

>what will you do in the meantime
Search the house for something to do.

>>16692323
>Search the house for something to do.
She has a rapestation.

>>16692305
lovely

>>16692325
>rapestation
I'll play on it, but god damn it will be hard no to fap.

Is the fluff on a Ratatoskr's wrists and ankles genuine or part of her outfit?

>>16692333
It looks genuine to me, even the thigh high 'socks' seem like actual fur.

>>16692333
The legs look like part of her for sure, not sure about the wrists though.

>>16692099
>Miss Mofuverse 20XX
>Ratatoskr with 2m tail fluffs
>Fluffy coat Wendigos in coat fashion competitions
>Yeti fluffballs who are more fluff than woman
>Kitsune tail mofu talent - juggling, painting, making a bed out of tails

>>16692314
>How quickly do you realize that it's your waifu's room that you've woken up in
It might take awhile, but the fact that her room would look a lot like mine as I imagine her being my alternate reality counterpart would be a pretty big tip off. I'd definitely have myself a look around though.

>how do you plan to welcome her home after whatever she is out doing
Well, assuming I figure out where I am, I'd wait for her on her bed with a smug smile, her reaction after walking in would be priceless!

>what will you do in the meantime
Look around, of course. See what kind of food she has, find her stash of sex toys, maybe check outside a little. If I could get into her computer I'd do lots of research.

This angel of the lord demands that you repent for your sins.

>>16692314
Rub my scent on all of her furniture and leave a "Anon was here" written in cum then run away.

>>16692356
Nah, But I'd use her so I could sin.

>>16692356
nah.

>>16692357
Why would you run away? Do you want her to hunt you down and rape you or something?

>>16692356
With her anus?

>>16692364
Yes, though it would be hard to not just jump at her.

>>16692360
>>16692362
This OTHER angel of the lord also demands that you repent for your sins. With two angels demanding it, you'll have to!

>>16692375
They can't make me anon!

>>16692375
I have almost the same name of that angel and I'm a sinner. No one can stop me now, not even god.

>>16692375
Can I repent for committing the sin of flesh by fucking them?
Otherwise no.

>>16692333
It's genuine.

Would you at least confess your sins, anon?

>>16692381
That's good to hear.

I want to be badmouthed by this fatsnake.

>>16692382
Probably not. My sins died with the old me, now I'm pure again.

>>16692314
>How quickly do you realize that it's your waifu's room that you've woken up in
I dunno, probably the excessive amounts of fire and sword motifs alongside an ashtray that has a bunch of burnt out ciggarettes would tip me off
>how do you plan to welcome her home after whatever she is out doing
With cigars and bourbon, can't think of any better time to break those out
>what will you do in the meantime?
Make a sandwich and watch her T.V.

>>16692382
I don't make sins, I make mistakes which I then learn from. I'm not an evil person, but you aren't getting anything out of me anon!

Some more info from KC

Mershark skin differs in roughness, white parts are smoother, blue parts rougher
As Cursed Sword's corruption "armor" originates from the sword, while she's not entirely the same as the Mershark in that regard, the sharp parts of her armor should have more or less the same effect.
Harblador was right I guess

>>16692314
Am I 2D or 3D?
Does she have pics of me, or like a weird shrine to me or something?

>>16692409
Neat, always love it when he gives more info on previous girls.

>>16692314
I would only realize that it's my waifu's room after looking at her hoard and plushies of me along with some training equipment.

>how do you plan to welcome her home after whatever she is out doing
Pretend to be a plushie and surprise hug with nuzzles

>what will you do in the meantime
Explain the situation to her family and hopefully not get raped by her aunt.

>>16692375
if they can reisisty my temptations

>smug little information manipulators
>excessive blackmail you can't resist or ignore(tm)
>news people
Well, I honestly don't like the new girl.

It gives me an idea at least for something.

>>16692477
Yeah, I'm not a big fan myself.
They can't all be winners though.

>>16692045
>they are skilled at using information to set up situations in which there is absolutely no escape for the man, or in which the man will come to them to ask for them
Blackmail Blackmail Blackmail Backmail Blackmail

>>16692491
It could work for yandere scenarios.

>>16692489
Not to mention their blackmail should have no effect on people who just don't care.
>I know your secrets!
>I don't care
>But I'll expose them!
>Still don't care
>But-
>I don't give a flying fuck. GO.
>Squirrel is later at a pub, drinking heavily

>>16692512
Pretty much.
Playing chicken with me like that wouldn't work.

>>16692519
Only really works on politicians either way since they care about their image more than anything.

1/10, KC. Should have done Phoenix or Byako, Genbu, Suzaku, and Seiryu.

>>16692512
As much as the idea sickens me, I'm wonder if there's ways to crush the smug like this for other smug monsters.

>>16692538
Counterintelligence is the best thing to deal with smug nutkins besides people with no fucks to give.

Opinions?

>>16692545
I don't like kuu, ergo I don't like them.

>>16692477
>It gives me an idea at least for something.
Now that you've mentioned it, I'm terribly intrigued (no)

>>16692530
Now the real question is if she uses the stuff she learned to try and seduce me.

God help her if she tries though My fetishes are not for the meek and some contradict

>>16692538
For a Chesh you have to be total 100% serious, never find their antics funny, or even acknowledge them. You have to be a patient and strong willed person to do so.

Hellhounds need you to show you're the boss, which is a feat in and of itself. However, because of their stubborn and unruly nature, you have to do this NONSTOP to ensure she stays in line.
Monkeys stop being smug as soon as you catch them or hit them in any way. Even a smack. Preferably a hard smack you know where.

Otohime just needs you to call her a hag for her smarmy ojou haughtyness to deflate.

>>16692545
The genkiest!

>>16692545
I like kuu, ergo I like them.

>>16692550
You need genki mantises then

>>16692567
Probablt that or sell it to other monsters.

>>16692568
>never find their antics funny
That would be the hardest part since Cheshires are certainly capable of highly comedic shit.

>>16692545
A cutie in her own right.

>>16692577
Eh, I'd be fine either way

>>16692579
You basically have to channel Rogal Dorn to counter it.

>>16692550
>>16692569
>>16692571
>>16692583
I value all your opinions.

>>16692572
I also am not a fan of making MGs into something completely different from what they are.
I leave the stoic bugs for people who like them, I don't want to try to twist them to fit my ideal.

>>16691761
>Ratatoskr acting as an information broker, as well as embellishing about her husbando
>Likes to stir shit with a Dragon friend of hers by saying your cock's the size of the Yggdrasil's trunk, and it's all due to Mofu-Love
>Lets you dote on her because she enjoys being snuggled in your big strong Viking arms
>Is an absolute quick shot and size queen in bed, often times complaining you're going to break her with your 'godly endowments'
>Sex with her always ends in maybe one or two orgasms for you, and like nine for her, until she's unconscious from the pleasure
>That feeling when you still have to awkwardly smooth it over with people when she usually reacts to the question of "If you're a squirrel, where are your nuts?" by grabbing your genitals

>>16692587
>sells it to the Matango Kingdom

>>16692594
Individual black sheep always ecist in every group anon.
There's always a genki mantis or Lich, or a fatalistic dandere fairy.

>>16692597
>Matango Kingdom
It's just a glorified shroom grove!

>>16692611
Nope. Has a monarchy and even Matango that evolved enough to walk around and interact with things like people.

>>16692620
So it's got a few Mad Hatters. Big deal.

>>16692589
So one must play Dead in pretend?

>>16692611
Just watch out for those corrupted traitors.

Damn goombas.

>>16692628
Or be the densest, most blunt and straightforward guy ever.

>>16692597
Eh, I'm fine with that

>>16692635
Cheshires are the kind of girls to laugh at their own jokes, though.

>>16692635
But humans are already blunt but for their nails and teeth

Monstergirl tittybars
Y/N?

>>16692593
Though they may never compare to Automatons in superiority (What other MG species can?) , Ratatoskrs still have a fine amount of potential.

>>16692648
It's just a glorified dating service

>>16692627
Only 2 Hatters, who are merchants that have insane bargains. The rest are genuine Matango.
On the plus side, the climate and condensed magic of the region has made their spores behave differently. No longer do the spores infect people and turn men into fun-guys and women into mushrooms, instead they grow more Matango out of damp soil or the occasional wet rag.

>>16692651
Chief-san is cute! And fearsome! And definitely not a robot!

What advantages would installing a fat butt on your combat Automaton give?

>>16692665
Impact Cushioning.

>>16692665
Counterbalance!
Better center of gravity!
More weight to throw into attacks!
And much higher sexual stimulation!

>>16692665
Quicker landing and a cushion to absorb damage from impact.
Bigger breasts will give them more carry capacity.

>>16692665
Some Automatons naturally come with big rears.

So, uh, is it too early to make bets for when a shortstack Ratatosk gets drawn up?

>>16692688
Word on the treeroot is it's already being worked on

>>16692688
Too hard to tell since some ideas get drawn up at random.

>>16692651
That Orc is way too adorable

>>16692659
I wonder what bodytype she has under that cloak.

>>16692692
If that's the case then I'll go 'nuts'. I kinda like those squirrels
>>16692695
Well, I mean, at least it's not an impossibility. At least well eventually get some rodent butt, eventually.

>>16692688
Wait for nav to see her, it's a 50/50 chance on if he makes her flat or a shortstack.

>>16692699
Are you gonna play with her tummy and nibble her floppy ears while calling her a piggy?
>>16692703
Probably pretty plain, though maybe the Orcs tried to feed her to get her a more Orcish figure to no avail

>>16692712
I'll take those odds.

>>16692715
I'll pinch her little pigtail and spank her booty while telling her I'm her new chief

>>16692670
>>16692674
>>16692676
What other mods and equipment should combat Automatons have?

>>16692657
>or the occasional wet rag
Image related. Are you ready for your matango daughterus?

>>16692734
No, because I am not a filthy subhuman who revels in his own filth.

>>16692715
>Probably pretty plain, though maybe the Orcs tried to feed her to get her a more Orcish figure to no avail
She should at least have a big butt.

>>16692767
The biggest butt in the tribe
Dats why she's da boss

Where does your daughteru go to school anon?

>>16692712
>Doraf-proportioned Ratatoskr
That's dangerous.

>>16692651
>Orcs
Where's that one Anon and his Orc ramblings pic

>>16692785
Why do you want to know

>>16692785
All five?
On the island of Nun-ya. Nun-ya-bussiness

>>16692337
>>16692340
After looking at the profile image I realize that I failed to notice that she had feet paws, whoops.

>>16692728
Probability missiles.
Interdimensional railgun.
Laser eyes.
Milkshake dispenser.

>>16692833
>Milkshake dispenser
Desire to know more

>>16692833
No anon, you're the milkshake dispenser!

>>16692842
Her milkshake brings all the shotas to the yard.

>>16692860
That sounds illegal.

>>16692860
I'm calling the police

I want to marry a soft Ghost who's bitter about dying a virgin and would be a very dangerous girl for me to abandon or betray.

I want to tie a Kiki to her bed and bounce my erect cock up and down on her forehead.

>>16692903
I'd love to bukkake a tied-up Kiki and enjoy her angry faces when I keep getting her and the bed dirty and she can't clean it up.

Would monstergirls have pets?

>>16692867
>>16692870
Not illegal if she's a monster. Says so on the MGC constitution.

>>16692949
Yes.

>>16692949
Sounds perverse, especially for the animal types. A human pet would be fine, of course.

>>16692949
Pharaohs tend to have a snek.

>>16692963
Can snek talk? Because I need a wacky sidekick with a celebrity voice for my MGE adventures.

How much bullying is too much?

>>16692899
What a scary girl

>>16692971
Any. Girls should be teased at most.

>>16692976
This.
I can assure you, I know of no stable relationships that involved bullying.

>>16692970
Doppelganger is for you.
Maybe a Shog.

>>16692980
Bullying hurts and hurting monster girls is wrong. It's okay to embarrass them or something, like by tickling them until they yelp.

>>16692949
In my headcanon, absolutely. There'd be no fear of accidental monsterization except for in extreme cataclysmic circumstances, and even that could be prevented with a shot or a pill or something.

I'm not sure if I'd want a pet or not though, but if I did it would be a cat. Having a dog would be too weird when my waifu is a canine type, at least in my opinion.

>>16692996
I think it would be fine, like having a pet lemur or something.

>>16692996
Just have your waifu be your dog and take her on walks.

>>16693006
Okay, Woodhouse.

>>16691422
Cheshires are sweet girls deep down. They just want their husbando to smile.

>>16691459
>I wonder if the Mershark would shamefully drink from the pool while he didn't look
Why would she when she's got the real deal snuggled up next to her?
Would Mersharks and the like sleep on gel beds is the question?

>>16692949
Confirmed pets monsters girls have include:

1. Tentacle brain plants.
2. Small breeds of monster realm pigs.
3. Dogs (a particular baphomet is noted to love dogs and model her Sabbath branch's uniform with a dog motif).
4. Intelligent monster realm cobras (though they may be limited to pharaohs, and are as much partners as pets).

>>16693006
I don't know anon, canine girls make really deep emotional connections almost automatically with those that they love. I feel that would extend to pets at least partially if not all the way. It would be fine if monstergirls weren't so sexual, but as it is I just couldn't do it.

>>16693013
I'd do that anyway anon, both with her and our daughteru. After dinner evening walks would be really comfy.

>>16692970
KC says the snakes are intelligent, but the only talking animals so far mentioned are those found in the fairy kingdom's dimension.

Help ratatoskr is driving Anubis crazy. Every time ratatoskr show up Anubis stops whatever she's doing to yell and chase out the ratatoskr.

>>16693032
The bapho probably has a few wonderland items to use on her husband to go further in her love fore dogs.
Sickening.

>>16691781
http://pastebin.com/KUM4NyEM

Courtesy via Ochiverde

>>16693037
God damn it Quicksilver the KDFhog.

>>16693042
Anubis is too autistic to be bothered by her secrets being known.

>>16693041
I wonder if the snake ever acts as a wingman for her? Seeking out nice husbands.

>>16693057
Autistic girls are the best girls.

>>16693037
I can understand why that would be weird for you mister doggy degenerate.

>>16693063
I always liked the idea of the Snake being a polymorphed Desert Lamia.
I also like the idea of her being the Pharaoh's surrogate mother.

>>16693042
How improper!

It's a nice day dude... Wouldn't you rather be outside?

>>16693108
No tubby, it's supposed to rain here soon.

>>16693108
I'm learning how to draw and already jogged today. Nothing will make me unlazy.

>>16693108
You should be outside exercising FATTY!?

>>16693112
>>16693129
You guys are rude. Tubby monster girls shouldn't be bullied.

>>16693112
>>16693129
Very well dude, we'll do some intense indoor training. There's only 2 kungfu sticks, so try not to get hit too much.

>>16693144
I'd practice kung-fu for the sole purpose of grabbing her massive mammaries

>>16693141
Shhh, I'm trying to get them to sit on me.

>>16693141
Chubby Demons are for sitting on your lap and playing video games with!
Preferably at the same time as talking about if you should try for a kid.

>>16693156
Sometimes dreams don't come true, dude.

>>16693141
Navs art has progressed nicely.

>>16693129
No Anon, -this- is a fatty.

>>16693259
>I :heart: sweets

I like a girl who likes sweets too much.

>>16693258
Experience is the ultimate teacher.

>>16693266
My Nigerian

I missed you losers
Did the second encyclopedia world info ever get translated?

>>16693305
I recall seeing a few bits loosely translated

>>16693259
Fucking lewd shark tooth sister.

Anyone by chance has that one tumblr that tells you your favorite monstergirl by comparing two of them at once and ranking them?

>>16693259
Ah, I want to paizuri a Komodo.
Irrumating her would make for a nice scary boner, too.

>>16693327
Harblador?

>>16693301
Especially if they're trying to hide it.

>>16693317
You just reminded me to update it.
http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/
On that note if anyone wants to do it when Ratatoskr is "officially" translated and I haven't updated it yet, call me a faggot in the thread or something. I tend to forget.

>>16693345
Thank you.

>>16693108
I'm sick with hayfever, and I got work to do.

>>16693339
But anon, that's not Suika!

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

Whoever's posting those temporary translations on places like the wiki and Danbooru, go fuck yourself. I don't wanna take shit when I end up making a slip up and suddenly thousands of people have the wrong idea or get disappointed when the "real" translation is out.

>>16693488
Checked the uploader of the image and surprise surprise, it's worldendDominator. If you check the edit history it was him who added the translation too.

If anything gets posted in these threads you can bet it'll end up on danbooru within the hour, including drawfag stuff without using the artist's blog as a source. He even uploads latenight stuff occasionally.

>>16691761
Foxes, hide your men!

There's new mofu on the block!

>>16693508
>is a Cait-Sith-level shithead
My money's on "forgotten in a week."

>>16693507
I'm just saying that as a total amateur I don't want my unreliable "translations" spreading all over the place. I already feel bad enough when I mess up and end up misinforming you guys.

>>16693514
>TFW I unironically don't hate Cait Sith

>>16693533
I want to get forced to eat out several 35-50-yo 'Nooks on film as repayment of my debts to one of them.

>>16693533
I would give anything for a shortstack tanuki and ratatoskr. Anything.

>>16693533
A deadly combo
Tanuk takes all your coin
Rat blackmails you into giving Tanuk all your coin

>>16693533
The Ratatoskr probably charges heavily for touching her tail.

She'll walk through town, swishing it back and forth, knowing that eventually someone can't resist.

From there on they'll be carrying around the Ratatoskr's luggage and keeping her tail well-brushed, becoming something of an indentured servant.

Along with sensual footpaw massages in one of the more expensive inn rooms at night.

>>16693520
If anyone gets blamed it'll be him for making the edits hopefully.

Besides, you get things right the vast majority of the time, it'd be silly for anyone to get mad at you.

>>16693533
>You'll never work for a Ratatoskr who runs her own media press.
>She wears a suit, but her large fluffy tail sticks out the back, always pointing up to make her look taller than she is.
>Has you delivering news and messages between all sorts of scary Dragon Girls, but they tip very well.
>Sometimes she delivers messages herself, she has a treadmill in her room and likes to keep in shape, in case she needs to visit Nidhogg and tell her to stop chewing on the world tree.

>>16693585
>Having to be at least a metre and a half away from her or she'll knock you over with her tail when she turns around

>>16693533
What if a Tanuki hired a Ratatoskr to be her sales-pitch girl?
What if Ratatoskr Billy Maes?

>>16693590
>Spins around, lightly biffing you in the face with her tail.
>She looks over her shoulder at you, with a smug grin on her face.
>"Can't help yourself huh? I don't blame you, it is pretty impressive."
>Walks back to her office swishing her tail back and forth.
>Now she thinks you've got an office crush on her.

>>16693606
Keikaku dori

>>16693533
Ratas is better!

>>16693556
Even be their paizuri slave?

>>16693606
>Not "Can't helps yourself huh? I don't blames you, it is pretties impressive."

>>16693617
>Wow. It's just so big!
>"I know!"
>I mean, look at it. I can't even hold it with two hands!
>"B-Be careful!"
>Just touching it is making it twitch.
>"N-Not so rough! I'm gonna-"
>Anon: "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE!"

>>16693533
I'm not just some dumb boyim they can jerk around, you know!

>>16693606
>Get called to her office later.
>Aw jeez, hope it's not because of those late deliveries.
>Open the door.
>She's jogging on her treadmill, in tight gym spats and a sports bra, which suspect she's padded it out a bit.
>She stops it and hops off, grabbing a water bottle and a towel.
>"Oh hey Anon, just having a bit of a workout, just a little run, nothing impressive."
>You're not sure where to look, it's kind of weird seeing your boss dressed like this.
>Ask if this is about the deliveries.
>"Huh? Oh no, just wanted to, uh, talk that's all."
>Her tail is starting to go nuts.
>Talking with her is always strange, since her head only goes up to your chest, but her tail reaches your head's height. You always feel like you're talking to her tail for some reason.
>"Do you want to grab a drink or something after work? A-As co-workers of course!"

Do you date your Squirrel boss?

>>16691761
Looks more like a chipmunk than a squirrel.

>>16693615
Even though I consider myself a dom, yes, I would gladly let myself be milked dry by those milk tanks. Throw in a kitsune and I can die a happy man wrapped up in a bushy tail heaven

>>16693639
>Do you date your Squirrel boss?
>in tight gym spats and a sports bra
>Do you
>Date
>Your squirrel boss?
There should be no fraternising in the workplace
But

>>16693639
>Do you date your Squirrel boss?
Only if she lets me pick her up and carry her on my shoulders

>>16693644
It's just a drink after work with your boss.

Which may or may not lead to consensual fun at her place that night...

>>16693639
Now I'm not usually into small girls OR mofu, but I fucking love her gusto.
Alright boss, you gots yourself a scoop.

>>16693654
I was under the influence!
Were I not drunk such things would've never happened!
I am not highly tolerable of alcohol, no sir! I am the lightest of weights!

>>16693654
>consensual fun at her place that night
Aggressive tail petting and stroking?

>>16693639
I like a driven woman. Plus dat tail...

>>16693639
Never really was too much into bushy tails, but she looks nice.

I would give her a try.

>>16693663
You want her fluffy squirrel tail, don't you Anon?

>>16693667
>"Aw yeah hon', get both your hands in there... that's it, right there, oooh right there, that's the spot... uunf! I-inside! Finish stroking inside, all the way to the base! Aaahh!"
>"Phew! Thanks hon'. Been a while since I got a deep scrub back there. More wine?"

>>16693678
I would be lying if I said I didn't want to just touch it. You know, just to get a feel for it

>>16693679
I wonder how drunken hands feels on those bushy fluffy tails. I don't think boss will be able to hold out.

>>16693654
>Consensual fun
>When they're predisposed to fuck it up and run away

>>16693692
>Ratt devises a plan to get Anon drunk and have him touch her fluffy tail and have it slowly lead to sex
>Panics the minute he reaches for her tail

>>16693688
Yeah, that's how it starts, lightly brushing a pristine, fluffy tail lightly with your hand.

Then before you know it, you're on the streets, begging girls for your next mofu fix.

>>16693703
That won't happen, Anonymous. I have control
The penis may have more control than I, but when it comes to just lightly touching a fluffy tail, I will not be swayed
I have control, Anonymous. I will not become an addict