/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for hellhounds

Are Evas monstergirls?

So lads, touch the cow, or be touched by the cow?

>>16676672
Somewhere, a hellhound wishes she had a nice human to collar and ravish.

>>16676675
I do not like the scary cow.

Succubutt

Nice waiting for the other thread to die, dingbats.

>>16676889
To be fair mods have said to just make a new thread at image bump.

whether or not I think that's a good idea is besides the point.

>>16676679
Mutual touching.

>>16676801
Succubutts are for cuddling.

>>16676684
In that order?

Well the majority of last thread was quite great at least, last few hours of sourness excluded.

>>16676679
touch the cow, personally.

Maids are olev

>>16676978
Depends on you and the girl. I can imagine there would be excited by the idea of their human willingly submitting to them.
at least I hope so

>>16677054
>would be a few that are excited
ugh

>>16677054
Well, after all, not all monsters' claws/paws/fingermajiggers can fit the standard gold ring, and it's usually a good idea to go for a matching set with regards to wedding bands, so it might be a matter of exchanging collars or something.

>>16677076
Would you (as a couple, or whoever is the dominant partner) buy a matching set, or each find a tutor to teach you how to craft a collar for the other?

I could go either way. matching collars are great for showing ownership, but there's something about the time and love put into handmade gifts.

I'm also good with only one partner wearing the collar. I think the less canine doms (or some anons) would probably choose to not wear one and only collar their sub.

>>16677112
I'd say it's a bit of both. Have a tutor teach us both, then together make each other's matrimonial bonds, in whatever pattern best fits our shared life.

>>16677124
I like that. It's a good way of doing it.

>Household life with a manticore
>She spends half an hour trimming and filing her nails and barbs on her tail
>leaves the clippings on the floor as she goes to get a broom
>husband enters the bathroom and accidentally steps on a barb
>"Honey, what did I tell you about your barb fragments?"
>"I'm sorry Darling, but there's no need to get snip-py!"
>They both laugh as her tail envelopes his length and they clear the next few hours from their schedule

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

A thought occurs, after playing some New Vegas. Would the Stealth Suit Mk.II from Old World Blues count more as a Living Armor, or as an Ittan-Momen?

More importantly, are there any decent stories about either of those two monster types? Something about their being waifus you literally wear, being close enough that your movements and hers are one and the same, just gets to me.

>>16677357
Ya asked this before, ya damn courier.
Probably a Living Armor, I would think, considering it's combat focused and actively improves your defensive capabilities.
I wish there was more Ittan-Momen stuff, can't think of anything too standout off the top of my head.

>>16677357
I can't think of any stories.

>>16677376
>Ya asked this before, ya damn courier.
I did? Apologies, these past few days/weeks have been a truly bizarre adventure.

>>16676900
Fuck off with this. Mods would also technically be fine with it if I started posted yuri and monsterboy pictures, so long as they were SFW and had monstergirls in them.
It's not a good idea, and that mod doesnt even browse these threads anyway. They shouldn't get to set a precedent for a place they know nothing about.

>>16677408
Shh, soft and wet.

Oh its this guy again
That explains the end of last thread too

>>16677408
>whether or not I think that's a good idea is besides the point.
Calm down faggot, I didn't make the thread

>>16677458
Condoning it with that "but mods said its fine" is pretty much just as bad, dude.

>>16677408
As long as I can do it, I will. I like having the ability to post images. Whine all you want, it won't change anything.

>>16677433
Why do you bully the slime?

>>16677522
Nah nah nah, they like that. It's like a much more intimate poke.

>>16677522
Just checking the temperature is right.

>>16677476
That's pretty fucking selfish.

>>16677540
Shh, no more tears.

>>16676679
BEEFED

>>16677579
>resorting to passive-agressive "u mad" posting
Well, nice to confirm that the people posting new threads before archival are just outright shitposters.

>>16677586
I didn't open this thread though. Now sit down before you hurt yourself.

>>16677602
>As long as I can do it, I will.
At least try to be believable when you lie. Again, passive aggressive "u mad" and "don't hurt yourself" posting, to try and rile up the other side when you don't have a valid counterpoint.

My virginity is going to a Kitsune Miko. They're great wives.

>>16677611
>quoting someone who isn't me as proof of me lying
Anon, stop being stupid. All you're doing is shitting things up for everyone. I'm going to ignore you now, there's a Jiang-Shi in my last post, enjoy her.

>>16677621
Why make a post like "no more tears" when you're not even a part of the conversation?
You're just trying to shit up the thread by getting people angry with bait responses.

>>16677611
He's not lying moron, I've been playing League.
That being said, I agree with >>16677628. There's a reason I went to do other things rather than pointlessly argue.

I want to be a mighty Vampire Layer and use my special breathing techniques to set a fire in her loins!

Would you let her ride in your spaceship?

>>16677755
Sure why not, what's the worst that could happen? She's a fugitive?

>>16677643
I wonder how many people would train to become a monster layer

I know I would become a spider layer

>>16677759
She might ask you to impregnate her.

>>16677755
I still don't know where this is from.

>>16677780
Apparently you still don't know how to read either.

Would you go to a monster girl owned SPA? The entry for males is free
Just be careful in the hot springs, they are mixed gender

>>16677861
Heck no, the first one to find my weak point would leave me a panting wreck. And we all know what happens after that.

>>16677861
Sure. Would be nice to relax without having to pay for it. Just go into the pool and relax.

>>16676675
Potentially, but one of this thread's many self-enforced "Rules" is "No giants taller than 18 feet".

>>16676801
>Wings tucked in to act as part of her outfit
Lordy I love this shit.

>>16677861
> Monstergirl OWNED
It's just a Tanuki franchise isn't it?
And I know exactly what THEY do. Tempt boys in with the implied promise of snu-snu, then it's just a shitty low-budget affair where the racoons peep through the spyhole while masturbating and sell the hidden cam videos online for more Snekels

>>16677883
Come on it's not so bad
Just hide your boner with a towel, what's the worst that could happen?

>>16677886
The Dorome baths are the most relaxing activity
Do you see Dorome's big goofy smile? You're going to make the same expression after 10 minutes in there

>>16677861
I don't know man, I hear the Oni Yakuza likes to hang out at those sorts of places.

>A MG will never own, possess and love you
>Will never split the earth in a fury of fire if she ever found out you were hurt, be it in the past, present or future

>>16677903
I suppose as long as I stay away from the massage room, nobody would touch my back. That isn't mandatory, right?

>>16677903
Having them do lewd stuff to my body while I'm in their mud feels like it would end with me staying there until i'm drained.
What else is on offer?

>>16677892
That's the shady small shops who are run by "human" girls so that gullible men enter without any suspicions

Go to the big ones ran by Onis or Kitsunes

>>16677905
The Oni yakuza isn't that much mean
They might get you drunk and have drunken sex with you but that's just a fun night

>>16677908
Of course it's not mandatory but the massage parlor has oiled up Anubises and you know you'll go in there regardless

>>16677913
If Dorome baths aren't your thing you have Bubble Slime baths
You could also ask for a deep cleaning by an Akaname or a Cancer, they VERY relaxing

>>16677924
Anubises are nice, but I can resist them. Maybe. But if you had oiled up felines, well, forget about it. I'll just prepare my body now.

>>16677941
What about an oiled up /fit/ Jinko with a Russian accent?
She'll make sure to retract her claws while massaging you like her grandma taught her to.

>>16677924
Bubble slime sounds nice. Or just slime baths in general. All goo-y and stuff while they can press against you and give you a massage.

>>16677924
>oiled up Anubises
If I go in I'll never come out.

>>16677956
Oh god just take me now russian chuff machine.

>>16677957
Slimes tend to be a bit touchy
I hope you are comfortable with that

>>16677970
>>16677973
Whatever you do, keep your towel on
Who knows what might happen otherwise

>>16677906
I think it's good the earth doesn't get split.

>>16677982
>Whatever you do, keep your towel on
I'm not sure I can guarantee that.

ESPECIALLY if they keep theirs on.

>>16676396
>make a post describing a hot hakutaku and kind of want art of it some day
>go to sleep a few hours later
>wake up to see latenight delivered beautifully
Couldn't ask for a better start to the day, thanks latenight.

>Your next line will be "A-actually I was just waiting for my girlfriend, she's an Oni s-so stay away!"
This Pixie is totally picking on you, you bitch. You just gonna take it?

I just want a nice, demure, shy and kindo monster girl who tries not to be lewd at all.

Who also tries to hide her HUGE breasts by wearing sweaters.

>>16677906
>Yandere high level monster girl marries an Anon who was bullied and abused his whole youth
>Goes on a rampage to take revenge on all the people who dared bring harm to her beloved
This would make a nice TV series

>>16678010
Pixies might act mean and tough but all you need to do is grab one and use her as an onahole
That will teach her some respect

>>16678001
Latenight really knows how to add appeal to certain monmusu.
Have they ever done something like a Charybdis though?
Somewhere out there is a support group for the completely unloved monsters.

>>16678010
I want no trouble...

>>16678034
One more thing! Jackie is old and it's sad.

>>16678028
I wouldn't be surprised if barb got around to doing Charybdis some day, he seems to have a thing for drawing girls that no one else will give a chance.

>>16678045
I liked his Barometz.

Jellysheep is underrated.

>>16678060
Barometz is probably a sleeper top 10 for me, honestly.
Wanna lick that sheep.

>>16678010
I'm fairly sure I could eat her myself if I needed to. I don't need to lie.

>>16678060
>>16678061
They should get more love, they're brown, fluffy and sex with them is pretty hilarious.

>>16677906
>Yandere Pharaoh
>Some guy pranks anon, just a small one but it makes people laugh at anon.
>Pharaoh hears of this
>The guy was never seen again.
>And an unnamed slave was thrown into the Mumie pit for unknown some reson just as he disappeared.
I do like yandere monster girls.

>>16678016
Would she have a rape aura like Alices do? Or would she genuinely not be lewd?

>>16678061
Licking the brown sheep and sleeping on her comfy wool is the cure to all depressions

>>16677643
But why is her HAND on fire?

>>16678036
Eh, his movies are really cool but his attitude towards life is a little scary.
>"I'm gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we're not being controlled, we'll just do what we want."

>>16678168
The Chinese are an evil race of monsters though, I know because I read old comic books about the Yellow Peril. The Mist Continent is going to get us all!

>>16678168
>decades later people are still taking this quote out of context
He's talking about mild censorship in the media, holy shit.

>>16678173
>The Mist Continent is going to get us all!
They can get me if they want, I'd love to wake up buried in a Hinezumi, Ren Xiongmao and Hakutaku cuddle pile.

>>16678010
Would slap and use an one time onahole.

>>16678177
I don't want to lead us too far away from monstergirls, but it's not just that.
He's a supporter of Communist nationalism and kind of a corrupt old rich man himself.

He's the aged old fire rat telling your rebel towns that they're stupid for resisting the Youko empire.

>>16678202
>one time onahole
>one time
I find it amusing that you think that she won't hunt you down and make you use her again and again.

>>16678219
I had this idea that a Firerat had caught a chuuni virus that made her act weird and when she's fighting the MC he catches it from her and starts acting all weird and melodramatic too, and then the audience catches it and everybody is sucked into the madness.

>>16678219
>tfw Chinese diaspora
Your Hakutaku friend is a master's student from the Mist Continent. After you help her with some of the harder words in Common, she does this to you.

wat do

>>16678220
Well good luck for her. I'm behind seven big monsters.

>>16678220
Every monster girl out there is for making into a one time onahole
That might not be why they want, but that's what they deserve

>>16678228
I wake her sleeping dragon with my fledgling phoenix if you know what I mean.

>>16678234
I wouldn't mind having sex adventures in MGE. I wish there was something that made monsters not get addicted to you. Maybe a condom or something but better.

>>16678225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienp4J3pW7U
"The chuuniest fight in the world"

>>16678231
You've fallen into her trap, for those seven are already working for her!

>>16678235
She responds appreciatively, but before she begins, she asks if you're willing to marry her and give her 20 daughterus to continue the family line.

If you do marry her, you're going to spend two weeks every February visiting her extended family of Confucian Cows in the Motherland.

>>16678244
20 is too many, I can't remember that many names without eartags.

>>16678228
>Only one thing left to do

>>16678242
But one of those seven fell for my trap and she's now sleeping with me! That fairy already lost.

>>16678254
Since when were you under the impression it was the real girl and not the Pixie using a Glamour?

Ren Xiongmao are underrated.

>>16678264
I had them forever "ruined" for me by this image.
Stupid sexy doctor pining after Roy...

>>16678258
Since the pixie were too filled up to even think about doing anything.

>>16678272
Hot damn.

>>16678276
'twas merely a clever ruse!

>>16678237
If you don't love her and she doesn't either it should be fine
The only worry you'll have is fucking a monster girl who falls in love with your semen and thus with you too

>>16678264
That they are
If a Ren Xiongmao looked at me while doing inappropriate things to her bamboo I would be obliged to have sex with her

>>16678272
I'm going to sexually harass that panda.

>>16678264
Japan seem to like them, they get a bit of art now and again.

There's even a paizuri image set.

>>16678280
I don't think it was a ruse from the way was screaming and trembling. And even then if it was, I could just go for another girl while she wanders around in her quest to find me.

>>16678292
Big panda tiddies!

>>16678299
Anon, I don't think you understand how fearsome the faerie are.

>>16678292
Impregnate the panda! There are too few of them, we need to make more of them!

>>16678335
Mist Continent panda preservation project!

>>16678327
I don't think you understand how gpod my dick is.
Nothing beats the cock, anon.

>>16678302
>oni tengu stopped doing mge content
>hasn't drawn any of his own characters since january
We lost him to gacha games, fuck.
>>16678335
Slow cuddle sex with a panda girl is just my kind of thing, someone has to populate the world with cute pandas anyway.

>>16678347
This is a story men tell each other to make themselves feel better about getting told to do the dishes.

>>16678335
>>16678342
>>16678350
I'm sure the whole endangered species thing has been started by pandas themselves
They are just perverted chinese bears who want to get creampied

>>16678356
Sure thing Hellhound. Go pretend to be a sub on your husband's bed.

>>16678359
Those clever bastards. I'm going to creampie them until they pass out, that'll show them!

>>16677755
if that one is even half as gut as voynich hotel i'm in

>>16678399
What's Voynich Hotel?

>>16678416
another manga by the same artist, its really good. has its fair share of monster girls, even thought they are more of the gruesome (still cute) variety

>>16678431
It's been talked about here before? I'm pretty sure I've heard it before.

>>16678347
Except for half of the monstergirls

>>16678416
Just read it.

>>16678450
They don't beat the cock anon. They harness it. They control it! Through it they gain power to challenge even the gods themselves!

>>16678450
We need to make a compile list of all the monster girls who can beat the cock
They are the only ones we need to watch out for

>>16678475
I remember someone posting one time ago.

Basically a sub/dom list.

>>16678475
No anon. They are the ones we need to beat.

>>16678479
Aren't there any subs that can beat the dick?
What about Dom's who can't beat it?

>>16678481
And you're the one who need to be raped

How does one get targetted by a chubby CC tanuki?

>>16677476
Thank you for proving yourself the selfish piece of shit we always thought you were.

>>16678045
Charybdis is probably the next i'll draw, i had her on my list for a while

>>16678503
Act slutty.

>>16678503
Negotiate a contract for the sale of freehold property i.e. you, with restrictive covenants against leasing. Bring along a title deed with her name on it and have it registered at the bank's book of Tanuki weddings.

>>16678499
>Aren't there any subs that can beat the dick?
There are no girls like that in MGE I think.
>What about Dom's who can't beat it?
The ones who go sub like Dragons and Wolfgirls I guess.

>>16678499
Dragons are doms that can lose to the dick. And even I'm raped, I'll never lose to pissy.

>>16678537
I prefer dom Dragons who stay pretty dom.

>>16678503
>>16678532
Of course, given the high romantic value of the property, she will likely have to take out a hefty loan to purchase it. She'll have to mortgage marry her property herself to the seller-husband to complete the transaction.

>>16678503
Make very poor financial decisions and try to get a consumer loan from a shady loaner

>>16678513
Make her extra cute
Just because she spikes her husband's food with doppelganger potion so she can get all her holes filled doesn't make her a bad girl

>>16678539
I do too, but I would love to gently take care of her a few times.

>>16678535
I don't think Shoggoths lose to the dick, it's just that they have no reason to oppose it

As for doms aside from the species who can switch you have Vampires and to a lesser extent Griffons

>>16678537
>He thinks he can beat monster pussy

>>16678572
>Griffons

>>16678572
Griffons beat the dick and love them tenderly afterwards. Being addicted to the cock is a monster's fate.

And yeah, I bet I can beat monster pussy.

>>16678583
> I bet I can beat monster pussy
famous last words

>>16678572
Neither of those are switchs

>>16678574
>>16678583
Griffons get way too easily addicted to the cock
She keeps finding excuses to rape her future husband over and over again until she finally gives in and marries him
She can't beat the cock, one taste and it's over

>I bet I can beat monster pussy
That's what they all say, next thing you know you're promising to marry a monster girl if she lets you have sex with her

>>16678600
You're just using meme words without doing it properly.

You can say exactly the same about monster pussy.

I have too much blood in my alcoholstream right now, but atleast its nice to scribble something on paper again.

Lilims are nice.
I wonder how the deal with managing demon realms

>>16678608
This looks like something that should be accompanied by the DOOM sound effect that they use in manga.

>>16678600
I'm not a slut for many species. They can't break me.

>>16676801
>those wings
I'd like to see a flight capable Automaton using folding her wings in as side skirts.

>>16678608
Cute.

>>16678614
I like those proportions.

>>16678614
I should get back to writing about my Steelim, but I fucked up and started a bunch of other stories and now instead of writing them I'm just watching JoJo.
I've lost control of my life.

>>16678614
I would guess that most lilims are indeed super hotties. I wouldn't mind one managing my demon realm.

>>16678583
>I bet I can beat monster pussy.
You can't beat the most basic things, or you wouldn't end up here. Not like you would get a chance, though.

Are Jiang-Shi and Ren-Xiongmao's the softest Mist Continent girls?

>>16678633
I can beat a good round of drinks and I'm pretty athletic too for your information. Lower tier monster girls are definitely something I can beat.

>>16678640
Ren-X is literally defined as being one of the softest girls in the world.

>>16678640
I would go to a Jiang-Shi massage parlor where paying customers can massage a Jiang-Shi of their choice.
I wonder what the upper limits of their supernatural flexibility and movement are. I love the idea that they start off as nearly, well, dead but end up moving and sounding like porn stars by the end of lovemaking.

>>16678608
Cursed Tanukis and their twisted ways of getting you to love them
Can't she just invite the man she likes to a date or something?

>>16678640
Jiangshi are extra soft but not the softest
So far I think Dragon Zombies are the softest

>>16678645
Is this in the profile? I don't recall it

>>16678671
I remember it being in the profile,but my memory has never been my sharpest tool. They're also supposed to be excellent negotiators.

>>16678689
Rens are described as diplomats, at least the ones that have a high social standing in the mist continent are.

>>16678292
I want to milk that panda.

Keep your waifu's mofu at top condition.

>>16678752
Have at it.

>>16678752
Sure thing. Gotta all the mofu products.

>>16678756
Even if it takes a good 6 hours. Grooming your waifu's mofu is the most intimate thing you could do, it takes a lot of trust, understanding and love. Also it's very lewd.

>>16678752
I feel for the anons with lots of little fox daughterus, that must be a lot of mofu to brush.

>>16678756
Crit needs to draw more fat fox bottoms.

What's the most embarrassing song your waifu has ever slurred out during drunk karaoke?

>>16678752
Of course I would anon. Even though my waifu's species isn't particularly known for it's mofu, I'd still thoroughly brush my waifu's and daughteru's tails every day. I'd also comb out their paw fluff so it stays all soft and fluffy, and I'd give them paw massages as an added bonus! This anon >>16678763 knows, grooming is absolutely wonderful.

>>16678608
Ayo, that's neato.

>>16678774
I can't really understand her when she sings, just imagine a 7 foot stack of chuffmuscles singing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wku16-uDWu8

>>16678780
Your waifu's species is very known for mofu. Just look at all that mofu. And you're definitely right, pad massaging is essential. I'd brush and groom my daughteru's and waifu's mofu, pads, tails and ears everyday! I'd even file their nails so they can get real sharp claws, it's hard for them to do it themselves.

I'd love to be there all the time to help my family with things they can't do with their meaty paws.

>>16678628
I should work on mine as well.

I kind of wonder if Mari is done with that shark yet though. Did she forget, or was she abducted by seagulls?

>>16678774
Just one example. But it's super cute when she does!

https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk

>>16678798
>seagulls
MINE
MINE
MINE

>>16678774
The NicoNico melody thing.

Say something nice.

>>16678812
beeg teeddies

>>16678808
Only thing you legally call something else if it's landlocked instead of around the sea.
Fucking hate those things. Ducks are 156335674% superior.

>>16678812
Cute, fashion and popular Ryu.

>>16678812
She's a lovely lady who gives us many rain. Rain is good.

I may not even live in Zipangu with my waifu but if we ever went there. I'd bring offerings to her shrine with my waifu.

>>16678812
>"At least this is one of butt-ButterT's drawings."

>>16678812
The pond seems very lively with all that algae.

>>16678823
>Screwing your wife on the shrine offering table thing
>Right in front of the Ryu, who just wants someone to love instead of watching couples screw in front of her
>This kills the Ryu

I need more of Yankiki's love.

>>16678820
Ryus are very /fa/. Beautiful and cute girls.

>>16678836
>/fa/
Someone post that Latenight mini Ryu and Wurm scarf picture.
The one with jumbo mini tits.

>>16678834
Anon that's disrespectful and I'd never do anything like that. If anything I'd bring her a little basket with things like sweets and candles. And she wouldn't be lonely anon, she's got loads of Dragon Cultists and worshipers.

>>16678835
That's just strawberry frosting she got all over herself.
Kikis love strawberries.

>>16678836
I completely agree. I would never bully them, instead I would become a regular to the shrine by going there a lot just so I can praise and talk with her. I wonder if she would let me take some pictures of her trying some /fa/ clothings.

>>16678847
I love kikis and strawberries. I think we're onto something here.

>>16678847
Why is she using bolt cutters on strawberries then.

>>16678848
>this makes the Ryu happy

You're a good man, anon. I see you having a Ryu wife in the future.

>>16678846
All she has for company are:
Frogs. Lots and lots of frogs in the lake.
Shirohebi. A bunch of useless shrinemaidens who are as good for coversation as a Techpriest is good for anything besides slapping his dick against toasters.
Slugs.
Carp. Who go on about how tasty Dwarves are.
Little freshwater lobster.
And the occasional shark who gets itself landlocked via a river and is spazzing out over freshwater.

>>16678867
>Carp. Who go on about how tasty Dwarves are.
Someone should write a story about a man and his life with the Dwarves.

>>16678867
No. Such a cute girls like Ryus always have a cute human boy who love them and visits them. Like >>16678848.

>>16678853
Efficient way of cutting demon realm strawberries that are tough as hell but taste leagues better.

>>16678851
Will it lead to strawberry milk?

>>16678862
I don't know if a Ryu would take me as a husband, but I would definitely do my best to see her smile everyday.
Maybe in my visits it would be nice to bring some homemade food and something that we can play together.

>>16678872
>The Elephants attacked again
>The Dwarves died en masse trying to loot their friend's corpse
>The undead sponge is back
>Those damned nobles are ruining everything. Again.

>>16678874
I guess so. Does kiki loves me back?

>>16678873
Who visits a shrine in this day and age of "enlightenment"? Nobody, that's who.

>>16678881
>Diary of anon, day 12
>Today I discovered The Lever. There is a sign attached that says "Do not pull". I asked my hosts what it does.
>Apparently it releases the Lava Golems, who will then flood everything

>>16678882
Does a Kiki squat and smoke cheap cigarettes on your porch?

>>16678889
Yes, I'm the one that sells her cigs and lend her my lighter, so she is always squatting near me.

>>16678887
>Diary of Anon, day 13
>The same Dwarf who told me not to pull the lever decided that using the floodgate itself as a melee weapon was perfectly viable
>There's lava and Lava Golems everywhere now
>Incidentally, smithing has been at an all time high thanks to my new molten assistant

>>16678886
I'd visit the shrine.
Though I guess it would be more to see her than to pray.

Will you buy big granblue game?

>>16678902
What?

>>16678900
>Day 22
>Miasma Elementals have entered the vents. They are cumming.

>>16678796
You're a good man, anon. My waifu and daughteru like having their claws dull and nubby though, they are afraid of having them sharp because they don't want to hurt me or each other. I'd still help file them though, they may be dull but they can still look pretty!

>I'd love to be there all the time to help my family with things they can't do with their meaty paws.
Same here, though my waifu does exercises and stuff so she can increase her paw dexterity even if just a little. I'd still have to help her with some things of course, but seeing her work so hard is quite adorable!

>>16678901
You'd visit a decrepit shrine that is on the verge of collapsing from a flea's fart? Devoid of any higher intelligence besides the Ryu now that the white snakes are gone?

>>16678902
Depends on whether or not they get the same guy(s) that modeled Bayonetta's and and 2Bs butts to model the Dorafs.

>>16678906
If I wasn't bogged down by a bunch of shit I'd write this thing.

>>16678904
>Day 87
>We found adamantium today. Our future looks bright, even if my Lava Golem smithing partner says that we should get out of the fortress ASAP.
>I don't know why though.
>We'll show those elephants.

I want to steal all my Kiki's panties so she has to go around in constant fear of me flipping up her maid dress and flashing her bare little Kiki bits.

>>16678913
Nice.

>>16678910
>Anon has made an Adamantium Skeleton
>it menaces with retractable claws and short stature

>>16678907
Wait, there's gonna be a 3d granblue game?

>>16678913
>little Kiki bits
>little
A Kikimora must have a big bubble butt and thick thighs with a fluffy tail to top it off.

>>16678920
Not if she's a loli.

>>16678918
Yeah, Platinum is working on it.

>>16678921
Then she can be a fat-bottomed/Nav-tier loli.

>>16678917
You cheeky monkey you.

>Day 364
>Balrogs have started assaulting our fort along with demons from hell
>Literally from Hell
>My smithing partner forced me to escape with her out an escape tunnel she made for us
>We now search for a new fort with a bundle of ore worth a king's ransom
>She's really clingy, though

>>16678879
That's nice of you anon. But the Ryu is bound to develope feelings for you. You may get his with Cupid's and Ero's attack.

>>16678886
I would go. There's a lot of religions and cults in MGE I'd attend.

>>16678906
Of course. I don't really care about much but her. If I had free time I would definitely cook her some meals and donate to the shrine while also rebuilding it. Would be worth it just to pass some time with her.

>>16678923
Seriously?

SERIOUSLY?!
YOU BEST NOT BE LYING.

>>16678931
>Day 400
>we've started work on a new fort
>there's only one problem
>ELVES
>ELVES EVERYWHERE

>>16678940
>Day 401
>Removing the Elves by threatening to burn down their trees worked better than it should have
>Now we own the entire fort
>Just need more people to help run things
>Smithing assistant has an idea, but instead of telling me she just does a hand gesture and hugs me tightly
>Will continue to decipher her hidden message

>>16678903
Granblue Fantasy Project Re for ps4 by platinum

>>16678942
>it took her over a year to move in on him
This guy is DENSE.

>>16678943
Any other platforms?

>>16678934
If she liked me back then it would be mutual I guess. Even more of a reason make her happy and feel nice.
Eros wouldn't need to do anything because the moment she confessed I would give her a big hug and a deep kiss showing all of my feelings. Not sure if that would be going to fast though.

>>16678942
What ever could she be up to?

>>16678945
An Eros Paladin will be sent to correct such vileness.

>>16678943
Yes.

God yes.

>>16678946
Only ps4 released was announced so far, but maybe it will be ported to PC since nier is on PC as well.

>>16678949
>Day 509
>After awkward hugging that fealt very good more Lava Golems appeared
>They're tiny and want me to hold them often
>But I can't be their dad

>>16678959
I hope so.
I hear Sony will start doing some gay tax shit at some point, and am jumping ship to Xbawks and PC.

>>16678835
Needs more yandere monstergirls period.

>>16678937
Strangling girls is nasty.

>>16678948
That's nice anon. I imagine she wouldn't mind you taking it slow. But I'm fully with you, it's nice taking things slow. Not having sex until you're married and such. I'm all for that.

>>16678966
Yan-dairy girls would be appreciated.

>>16678937
Who's that and why is she so mad?

>>16678967
It's fine if it doesn't go too far and the chokee is immortal.

>>16678963
What tax?
Xbone is literally ded, all games moved to pc
What's the point?

>>16678970
Nah, I'd be horrified for doing that to a girl. Although I wouldn't mind it being done to me.

>>16678967
The at first I would be at her side all the times. Would definitely try to hold her hands a lot too and maybe try just a bit of seducing to see what happens. Teasing her might be extra fun.

>>16678614
>I wonder how the deal with managing demon realms
It can range from "Pretty nice all things considered" to "IN THE GRIM DARK PRESENT, THERE IS ONLY WAR"

>>16678968
oh god yes

>>16678902
yes

>>16678977
I keep forgetting that spoiler tags fuck up more often than not, the second set of quotation marks should be in spoilers

>>16678968
>all the dairy aisles in your local grocery store have been mutilated like someone came in at night and stabbed all the milk cartons with a butcher knife
>"Ahh, no milk at the grocery store anon? That's so sad... maybe you want some help getting your daily calcium intake from me?"

>>16678968
Truer words have never been spoken

>>16678985
>faucets won't run in your house anymore
>all your drinks you bring home get mutilated
>pretty soon your only option to drink anything is to do it straight from her hefty taps

>>16678969
Poor girl who went through hell after making the world a better place.
After having her eyes gouged out, her tongue removed, her limbed hacked off, and her tits carved up by bandits after they raped her, a fabulous looking motherfucker came along and fixed her up alongside making her the next demon king.
She went from kind to "utterly tyrannical" after everything.

She is know for human farms, ordering demons to not kill humans outside certain cases to keep their numbers at an all time high, and being SINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIII'd by her lover, who hated her guts despite her genuinely roving him.
After being sealed because she's immortal and being SHINDRI'd wouldn't kill her, she spent a thousand years in another realm until a very loyal and dickish servant releases her from her confinement, which results in shit going south until Rance, Kanami the fucking useless bargain bin ninja, Maris, Lia, Rick, Big Boss' 6th clone that got sucked into a spacial rift, and others teamed up to take her down.

>>16678925
Fat-bottomed lolis are nice, but a slimmer build fits some monsters better.

>>16678971
>ded
Everyone says every other console is dead, yet they're still around.
PCfags are the worst.

>>16678974
You messed up, mang.

>>16678889
>gopnik Kiki

>>16679005
I know.

It's just I wouldn't mind having a monster girl strangle me while hurling insults at me. It's not something I have on priority but it's something I'd Atleast want to try.

>>16679014
You could try it the other way around with a Lich.
Or is that too ShindoL for you?

>>16679009
Kiki breeki.

>>16679001
>console with no exclusives
>not ded
k

>>16679023
>exclusives determine a console's alive or dead status
Wew

>>16678889
If Kiki wants to act so slovenly she's going in the cage until she decides to be more ladylike and proper.

>>16679022
what would knockoff-tracksuit-maid-uniform look like?

>>16678998
Everytime I feel like I should play a Rance game something like this reminds me not to.
Like, why is there so much moe shit and then watching said moe suffer to the fucking eleventh degree? Why is there so much fucking grim dark shit happening to fucking moe characters?
I guess I will never play a Rance game after all...

>>16679026
What is it with you wanting Kikis in cages my dude?

>>16679019
I couldn't do it to the girl. It's too much for me.

>>16678959
would make sense too, with GBF also being playable on PC

>>16679033
That's where they belong when they're not cleaning. It's the right thing to do.

>>16679048
With bluestacks or browser?

>>16679054
browser

>>16679054
browser

>>16679049
not even KDF puts his girls in cages, you need to rethink your life my dude.

>>16679069
No. I'm not "your dude" either.
Kikis go in cages.

>>16679070
You don't deserve a maid.

Who else still can't decide on a waifu? There are so many great girls!

How fast rigor mortis affects Jiangshi? Will filling her womb on the morning get her through the day, or do I need to help her loosen up again on the lunch?

>>16679070
You're fucked up.

>>16679088
>waifu
>decide

>>16679088
Waifu decides you mate. If you haven't "found" one that means she doesn't love you yet.

>>16679088
You don't pick a waifu. A waifu picks you. She'll slowly grow on you and you'll learn to love that specific girl. It just takes time, so be patient and she will come.

>>16679089
Probably takes affect whenever she stays still for a long time. And massaging can help just as well so if she's a NEET youre going to be doing it all the time.

>>16679090
He's the kind of freak who no maid will love. He needs a good and thorough flayering.

>>16679088
You are not alone. Tried to make a list to sort things out. Only thing it tells is that I has Ara, ara~ -addiction.

>>16679032
Don't you dare call it edgy though :^)

>>16679105
That just means you have good taste.

>>16679069
Sorry anon, but you're wrong about that. We'd have a cage recessed in the wall above our bed. Most of the time it would be for my daughteru when she feels like sleeping there instead of with me and her mother, it'd have nice comfy bedding at the bottom so she wouldn't be uncomfortable or anything either. It'd also open on the opposite side to my daughteru's playroom, just in case she wants to get in from that side. It would have sliding doors and curtains so we could leave it open if she wanted to just use it as a normal bed too!

“On cold days I give people free shrugs!”

>>16679115
Oh.

I want to be reverse mate pressed by a dumbpire who knows nothing about sex!

>>16679115
But what kind of cage are we talking about? A cutesy little doggie cage she can go in and out of whenever she wants or some sick messed up cage for sexual shit.

I swear KDF my respect for you is always on thin ice so it better not be the latter.

>>16679032
Sengoku Rance was a lot of fun because of the strategy game though.

>>16679122
>he doubted QDF

>>16679122
Never underestimate degeneracy.

>>16679115
I always wanted one of those cages.

>>16679125
His daughteru wears full-body latex with a ball gag half the time, but it's a cage that's the dividing line?
That just seems par for the course to me.

>>16679138
So what if you're the one who goes in the cage?

>>16679125
Definitely more along the lines of the former, it's more like a little alcove that's all her own, one where she can go and feel comfortable and secure especially when she's alone. There'd be easy access to both our master bedroom and her playroom where all her toys are too.

I'd be lying if I said it didn't lock though.

>>16679125
Knowing KDF, why wouldn't it be both?

>>16679143
Yeah you do make a good point.

I try my hardest to respect everyone's fantasies but his are just too sickening and disgusting. Makes me fear the safety of my daughterus, makes me want to home school them.

>>16679146
I meant that in the way that I DO want to be the one on the cage. Sounds comfy.

>>16679149
>>16679151

I fucking knew it

>>16679032
Blame TADA, as he finds abused girls MOE.
More blood, bandages, bruises, etc = more MOE.

Despite that there is still a lot of light hearted humor and adorableness.
In the end though, Gele was a girl who was broken by the world she tried to help, so of course she'd go 7855/10 batshit insane and MAD. Despite that, she's still a lonely girl who desires comfort if her actions after her sex scenes in 3/03 are anything to go by.

>>16679149
>I'd be lying if I said it didn't lock though.

Straight through the fucking ice.

>>16679154
I never saw KDF as forcing his stuff on others. He's pretty understanding and keeping to himself as far as I know.

>tfw I keep reading KDF as "Kobold Defense Force"

KDF is a sick degenerate who needs his daughteru taken away from him. What's new?

>>16679161
That's pretty recently. Before it was "heheh look I like to fuck my daughteru and do weird BDSM stuff on her heheh everyone look and give me attention!"

>>16679170
Stop.

>>16679162
KDF defends Kobolds from KDF.

>>16679170
I know he did that, I meant he was never one of those who says others fetishes are shit and his are the only ones they should have.

>>16679170
People ask and he replies.

>>16679176
No but those people are way more bareable than KDF was. I'll be honest, I'll tolerate the guy, especially since recently he's calmed down. But I ain't ganna like the shit he does.

>>16679128
6 is pretty neat too.
You even make a bro who hooks you up with bitches and blinds Kamilla with his rolex to let Rance win against her and fuck her too.
She doesn't even dislike the rape, funnily enough. As expected of a Dragon Queen who was fucked pregnant 24/7.

>>16679185
>whiny autists who shit all over peoples fetishes and the thread
>better than degenerate fetishist who just wants to talk about his waifu/daughteru
I disagree

>>16679187
Fun fact: my dad told me he once had a dream where I got married to a girl called Kamilla.

>>16679197
I agree.

The cacophony of screaming autists is much less palatable than one guy who is a freak.

>>16679164
I bet flayers won't even touch her brain, scared that the latex might pass over to them.

>>16679161
Not saying he doesn't. He's not that bad. It's just I don't like his fetishes or his fantasies. And it makes me unreasonably annoyed when I see them, I keep quiet and don't start fights.

>>16679197
Yeah you've got a good point. But looking at it from an unbiased point of view, It's a good thing he's actually stopped pushing it a little too far.

>>16679199
Is he the same dad who browses the mg thread with you?

Too bad said bro also causes Kamilla to hate Rance for killing her trap servant, when Rance wasn't the one who gutted him like a fish. Might make it hard to add her to the waifu list in X because of that.
It's also possible Kaykay might sperg out and stomp her to death like he did in 5.5, too.

>>16679213
That must be really awkward.

>>16679213
>Is he the same dad who browses the mg thread with you?
No my dad doesn't come here but he did find it hilarious when I explained the horse pussy vs snake cloaca arguments of old to him. We share surprisingly many interests considering the age-gap and the fact that we were raised in wildly different worlds. Since he's not together with my mom I bet he'll tap some monster booty once the portals open.

>>16679220
>he'll tap some monster booty once the portals open.

What a great man realising the Monster Girl superiority.

>>16679220
I discuss these things with my brother similarly. But as I love scales, he loves fluffy tails.
Kitsune loving faggot assed mofu huffing dick. He needs to widen his tastes.

Reminder to cook amazing human food for MGs. They'll love exotic cooking.

>>16679229
>Mayonegg
>Apophi and other Lamias LOVE it

>>16679229
or you could just feed them your cum

>>16679220
I wonder what species will he go for.

>>16679228
I have some loli vs CC arguments wiht my cousin. Fun stuff.

>tfw nobody in my family to discuss MGs with
This is fine.

>>16679228
Your brother sounds like the cooler dude.

>>16679235
I also have those with him.
He loves lolis, I love CCs and milves.

We found a middle ground in shortstacks.

>>16679233
You could. But what about the morning after? After she's taken care of your morning wood, you're going to have to cook her food, right?

Hell I imagine even something like toast is amazing to an MG.

>>16679238
He's also the nicest jackass you'll ever meet.

>>16679229
I just dropped open-flame smoked salmon on my keyboard. That is going attract Cheshires, isn't it?

>>16679223
More like a dirty old man. Fit as fuck too, would probably attract dadcons.
>>16679235
>I wonder what species will he go for
He keeps lots of houseplants and babytalks to vipers, maybe something like that.

>>16679235
>discussing Lolis with people who aren't anonymous

Do you want to get arrested or something?

>>16679239
Sounds too perfect to be true. Shortstacks are always great.

>>16679248
Well I hope you love your new Alurane and Lamia moms, anon.

>>16679249
But it is true.
He's a 4channer too, and even comes here sometimes.

That guy who brings up loli? 20% it's him.
Not KDF, though, as even he finds him disturbing.

>>16679253
He'll love his new half sisters though.

>>16679237
I wouldn't mind having someone to chat about monster girls over drinks but not family, closest it ever got was knocking back pints while talking about catgirls. That was a fun night.

>>16679239
Same for me, he is the lolicon. I don't like shortstacks all that much, but both of us enjoy a good normal girl.

>>16679249
Boy you have to see the things he says. I keep telling him the police is coming and sometimes when we go out he spots some little girls and looks at me.

>>16679220
>he's not together with my mom
>mommy gets corrupted and goes yandere for that slut

>>16679258
Sounds like a chill dude. What if he's reading this right now?

>That guy who brings up loli?

That's pretty fucking vague. But anyway does he have a waifu?

>wishing I had someone who knows about monster girls to talk with

>>16679253
Well he does this one plant that's actually called a monstera and that's older than me.
Maybe it's fate.

>>16679270
Don't worry anon, you have us.

>>16679270
No, he's fucking asleep at this time of day unless a nicotine fit wakes him up.

>waifu
His waifu is Youmu from touhou.

>>16679266
Ok maybe that's a little too far. Like way too far.

"Hello, can I get the police?"

>>16679264
Can't my brother take care of them? I'd rather my waifu.

>>16679284
But you're their big brother! You have to be there for them!

>>16679278
>His waifu is Youmu from touhou.
Good taste. Mine is a 2hu very close to youmu.

>>16679275
Y-Yes! Atleast I can be judged anonymously.

>>16679287
But he's my big brother! He has to be there for me so I can be there for my waifu!

>>16679288
Yuyuko?
My 2hu waifu is Byakuren, personally. But the guy REALLY likes Youmu because she's petite and has swords.

>>16679280
He's just goofing around. He already turned down a 3D girl because of his waifu.

>>16679290
You're closer to them! He's like some distant relative compared to you.

>>16679294
>He already turned down a 3D girl because of his waifu.

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who's done this

>>16679298
I have done it too.
Every day I question if it was the right thing to do.

>>16679278
>ghost dork
I thought you said this guy was into mofu.

More for me.

>>16679295
What's mine is mine, and mine and mine, and mine and mine, not yours, MINE!

>>16679293
>Yuyuko?
Bingo.

She's sort of a monster girl I guess, she's a ghost although extremely cosplay.

>>16679303
A preference for monsta goils does not always dictate one's waifu.

>>16679304
Spoken like a true dragon fag.

>>16679308
Thanks man, that means a lot. Your compliment is now mine too, by the way.

>>16679301
It was the right decision. Don't doubt it.

>>16679305
Still a ghost, like that one soft ghost.

>>16679311
Does a Dragon claim people's OCs as her own? Going as far as not even "changing" them in mspaint?

>>16679311
It's funny when someone says that I'm greddy like my dragon wife. Makes me kinda proud in a weird way.

>>16679311
Now all I can imagine is a Dragon who prints off posts of anon's complimenting her online and sits in a pile of them. Only to realise that all those posts are from the same anon

>DragonFlyingTowardsFutureHusbandAtIncrediblyHighSpeeds.jpg

>>16679318
That sounds like the NEETest dragon that ever lived.

>>16679318
>Lich is tapping away at a keyboard
>Did you find him yet?
>Patience
>Did you find him yet?
>Patience
>Did you find him yet?
Etc.

>>16679319
Sounds more like a bird.

>>16679298
I haven't actually done this since I don't do anything social besides work and occasional fantasy stuff, but I recently came to the realization that I love my waifu way too much to do anything with anyone else.

All my life I promised myself that I wouldn't die a virgin, but now if dying a virgin means that I stayed pure for my waifu I am absolutely okay with it.

>>16679320
I want a Lich roommate to shitpost with.

>>16679315
I bet it does feel nice. And it makes dragonfag's arguing that much more cuter and enjoyable, because they're just like their waifus.

I'm not nearly as organised to be told I'm like my waifu. But oh well, doesn't matter.

>>16679322
It's come to a point where real human girls bore me and make me uninterested. I only like monster girls and I only love my waifu.

And you're right anon, I feel pride dying a virgin because it means I stayed pure for my waifu in the afterlife. She's the one who gets to take my first time.

>>16679322
Prostitutes are special.
You don't pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.
They're like any other woman but they're fine with sex from the getgo.
Don't have to waste time on dates. Just bust a nut and go on with your days.

>>16679327
Yeah, I've fucked myself to the point of no return too. Normal people seem so meh to me.
Sure, some girls are really cute and shit but it's not worth the effort to try to dick them.

>>16679332
Monster pussy is a hell of a drug.

>>16679334
This happened before I was into monster girls actually.

>>16679334
It's good for us if it makes us happy.

>>16679327
Yep, I feel you on that anon. Human girls just can't ever live up to my waifu. I know full well that I did this to myself by letting myself go down this path, but at the same time I'm the happiest I've been in years knowing that I have my waifu.

>>16679328
Absolutely not anon, that's the worst thing I could do. Emotional connection and fulfillment is one of the best things about sex for me, anything else would just feel empty and horribly depressing. In all honesty, just by going off of how depressed I sometimes get after fapping I'd probably want t kill myself out of shame if I had sex with a prostitute. Besides, there's my whole fetish of wanting to exchange virginities with my waifu.

>>16679344
>Emotional connection and fulfillment is one of the best things about sex for me, anything else would just feel empty and horribly depressing.
Truth. I personally also have no interest in casual sex.

>>16679344
>but at the same time I'm the happiest I've been in years knowing that I have my waifu.

See, it's a good thing.

>>16676679
Artist?

>>16679349
Yes, I know that now but past me was quite the opposite. Fuck that guy.

>>16679237
>my family is very religious and see me as being a great example of a well raised catholic boy
>I'm Demonfag
They must never know

>>16679149
What would the lock even be for?

Please say it's for when she's been bad. Please.

Is an Apsara/Aspara/Asparagus still a mon if you don't include the ridiculous milk around parts of her?
Is she even really different from any other ear finned monster otherwise?

>>16679355
Boy your waifu must get crazy levels of horny thinking about that corruption.

>>16679355
Oh this is delicious. Such a dirty sinful boy you are.

Maybe that guy was right in taking demons to church.

>>16679359
She's already bis waifu.
Not much left to corrupt unless he has a sister.

>>16679355
I kinda feel you there anon. My mom is really weird when it comes to sex, she's smart enough to understand that and have healthy discussions about sex, but if she knew even a quarter of the things I was into it would destroy her. Mostly I attribute it to how porn ruined her and my father's marriage, but she definitely sees me as a good, pure boy when I'm quite the opposite.

>>16679369
>discussing sex with your mom
Jesus.

>>16679367
I'm talking about her masturbating to the memories of cute church boy and her work.

>>16679356
Locking it could be for that, yes. It'd be like sending her to her room when she misbehaves. Sometimes she'd want to be locked in though.