/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16661860
Non-Aggression Principle. You get shot for not respecting other people's private property.

>>16661874
Monster girls that act like human women don't deserve children.

Reminder that lilims can be born with mutations as hybrids of other races

Demons are olev!

I want to mating press my cute Demon waifu!

Threads are taking a lot longer to die now.

Maids are olev

>>16661880
???

>>16661884
/jp/ getting slower and slower
Need a new Touhou release

>>16661884
Dumb newfag.

>>16661874
Which species is best for facesitting.

Lich or Wight?

>>16661900
Spider.

Reminder that the only thing you need to do to bring back the good old days are kill the undesirables

>>16661900
Lich sits on your face while Wight rides your dick.

Next update when?

Big butt, so what

>>16661913
But I can't kill the jews.

>>16661900
Demon.

>>16661924
This artist is great,

>>16661928
I meant undesirable writefags, nerd.

>>16661924
Fluff Tunnel
Wanna cuddle

When will the tentacle pits be real?

>>16661938
You're the nerd, nerd.

>>16661942
Hopefully never.

>>16661932
>you will never get your face ground into and bounced on by a big blueberry booty while her thighs squeeze the sides of your head and she gives you an aggressive blowjob
It hurts, mane.

>>16661942
Not soon enough.
>>16661948
That's not nice. Tentacle girls need love too.

>>16661941
Yetis think sex is just "cuddling" your dick

>>16661957
Tentacle girls deserve death.

>>16661952
>You'll never be tied to the bed and forced to watch as she slowly strips off finishing with taking her panties off agonizingly slowly.
>She'll never slowly back her face encompassing rear up and gently sit down so that your world slowly but surely becomes engulfed by her plum jiggly ass.
>You'll never feel her lips wrap around your dick as she starts blowing you slowly enough that you can feel her mouth sliding on every inch of your dick.
>You'll never let out load after load into her throat as she grinds her fat blueberry booty against your face.
Shit man, I'm feeling it.

>>16661921
Probably when I stop being a piece of shit and actually figure out what to write next. Writing about little chuff-cubs is harder than it seems.

>>16661900
Neither, there's a better place they can sit on.

What do you think your waifu's milk would taste like?

>Hellhound: Creamy cinnamon with a hint of nutmeg

>>16661981
Go to sleep and dream of mini chuffs.

>>16661942

Wonder if her flesh is sweet like a melon, and will it grow back if I take a bite out of those melons.

>>16661987
>Demon: Sinfully sweet and thick, almost like liquid cheesecake.
Her cute moans would be the best part though.

>>16661987
>Dullahan: Cold, bit of an alcoholic taste, think Guinness
Reptilian/Dragon: Non-existent, they don't make the stuff.

>>16661987
>fresh, creamy, sweet, refreshing
Mega-Holst so its not unsurprising, just in ample quantities

>>16662009
>Monstergirls not lactating
Anon, they're not actual reptiles. You know that right?

>>16662009
>Reptilian/Dragon: Non-existent, they don't make the stuff.
Not without lactation potions.

>>16661971
>She sits up and turns around, locking your mouth onto her sweet, slick pussy
>Grabs your hair and forces you forward to tongue deep into her
>Her tail wraps around your dick and milks it while she does so and she lewdly teases you and asks how long you think you can last before passing out
>By the end of it her tail is utterly drenched in your seed and still pumping while she's humping your face in orgasmic bliss, nails digging into your scalp
>finally after coming down swiftly goes about making you comfortable for the night in every way possible, drawing a bath if you so desire or just soothing you in bed with whatever you need
>But not before lewdly sucking and licking off every drop of your seed that coated her tail
It just isn't fair.

>>16662025
The fact that my demon waifu's shorter than me makes this even better.

>>16662015
I'd drink lizardgirl/salamander milk.
>lactating lizardgirl
>wearing quadruple-padded armour to prevent leakage
>every time she moves her chest- and chestplate - sways with her
>gets so filled that her armour stops fitting properly

>>16661987
How does one acquire milk from a Mershark?

>>16661987
Rich, and potent with a refined taste. Warm, yet leaves a refreshing taste in the mouth.

>>16662032
And the exact opposite for me. I'd love the feeling of overwhelming weight on top of me, and all the more sensation of being completely surrounded by her.
>>16662041
Very carefully. The better question is undead in my mind.

>>16661928
>da joos
>implying it's not those filthy statists getting in the way of the free market

>>16662041
Very carefully, bopping her nose if needed

>>16661987
Sweet and thick, yet hard to define.

>>16662061
Should I use both hands?

>>16662067
>Sweet synthetic tiddymilk
That's good stuff. I bet she'd try and convince you to keep drinking from it in Kuu ways being unable to acknowledge how much she enjoys doing it.

>>16661963
You deserve death

>>16661987
Heavenly.

>>16662100
I'd post Midnight's Ryu milking but you know, blue board.

>>16662100
Ryu milk must be very nice to drink. It would definitely bring you inner peace.

>>16662105
>Midnight's Ryu milking
Just link via imgur?

>>16661987
>Kobold
Probably fairly plain and unremarkable, though to me it'd be the best milk in the world!

I want to find a lazy, tubby raiju and cuddle her!

“I hang around areas with ‘no loitering’ signs and hug anyone who tries to move me along so they’re doing it too!”

>>16662115
https://twitter.com/Midnight_BYX/status/815158275872169985

>>16661874
That Wight is pretty haughty for having such a flat chest.

>>16662111
It would be cool and crisp like sake, but go down like smoothly like a rich creamy milk.

>>16662129
Teme...

>>16662130
If only she were in normal ryu colors, I could appreciate it more. And if it were less... forced or dark. I prefer my ryu milking to be done in a comfortable, loving, and calm environment where she is happy and willing. It tastes better when they're happy, ask holst farmers.

>>16662135
Anon, that Wight's a kid.

Here, take this.

>>16662067
Why do I feel like hers would come out like coffee from a coffee machine?

>>16662148
Do I use it as an alarm clock?

>>16662130
Can't dig he dungeon aspect.

>>16662148
I already have something that sits in my pocket and annoys me all day with reminders.

>>16662158
the dungeon*

>>16662067
>implying it wouldn't just be oil

>>16662152
She IS a robutt.

>>16662172
Automatons don't run on oil.

>>16662172
She's an MGE girl on top of being a part of a magitek monstergirl species. So where on earth did you get the idea that her milk would be oil?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even those pleasure model automaton's can fight, and not just with their 'guns'

>>16662135
>>16662147
She knows her rare nature and appeal.

>>16662212
I'll poke her with a stun gun.

>>16662225
Anon please, the shot'll just make her ara ara and take you

She's a serious warrior!

>>16662228
I'll keep poking her with it. Nothing will stop me.

>>16662231
What about when she shoves your face deep into her clevege?

>>16662260
I'll bite her nipples and shock her butt.

>>16662267
Anon no. No biting.

Tonight is the night I touch her reverse scale.

>>16662289
what happened to /mggg/

>>16662281
I'll bite one and pinch the other while slapping her butt with a teaser. Let's see how much she ara aras about that.

>>16662295
Don't worry I've brought the thread fixer.

The censored thread fixer.

So no need to do anything like ban me.

>>16662313

>>16662322

>>16662295
Anon, what are you talking about?
This is the Monster Girl Thread.
/mgt/ if you want a short version.
What the fuck is /mggg/?

Just remember before you sleep. Over on /hbg they're talking about how much they love you, someone just got a new commission of you, and they feel that same emptiness you do. We're all in it together.

>>16662322
>>16662322
>>16662327
You could've just made an album.

>>16662295
>/mggg/
What?

>>16662340
I wonder if any girl other than my waifu likes me. Probably not, if that were the case my waifu would probably tell them to fuck off.

>>16662357
I think they like certain archetypes, with husbandofags having specific husbandos much like waifufags have specific waifus, and the ether connects us somewhere in the middle.

>>16662357

I wonder if my waifu would even like me. If not, then she will come to like me. I won't take 'no' for an answer.

Gothloli shortstack Gremlins.

>>16662368
I wonder what archetype I am.

>>16662373
That'show you do it anon. She doesn't love you, YET.

Reposting, it's a daki update!

>>16662385
Nice! How big is it going to be after it's printed?

>>16662379
That's quite some stack she's got goin on, hawt damn

>>16662379
Something about that visible tiddy seems off, but noice nonetheless.

>>16662384

I love her so much it hurts. She'll see nobody could love her like I can, I'd give her my everything.

>>16662392
7.5ft x 2.5ft, it's going to be a pretty big life-sized Daki! I'm really excited to see how it turns out printed!

>>16662159
Why hasn't someone made an Anubis scheduling app yet?

>>16662399
Do it anon. You are the only one that can make her happy. You're the only one for her.

>>16662402
>7.5ft x 2.5ft
She's a big girl!

>>16662402
>7.5ft x 2.5ft
Dayum

>>16662402
Damn, that's prime cuddling material right there! You better post pictures here once you get it.

>>16662352
The old guard would understand and respect the thread saver.

For it's averted catastrophe in far scarier threads than this one.

>>16662431
Anon, I've been here since the /a/ days.
I've never even heard of the "thread saver".
You sure you're not mistaking this thread for having a different origin?

>>16662431

I don't know why Yao is fighting it. He's just going to come back tomorrow with a bigger bouquet.

>>16662385
Come back when he's doing a good MG

>>16662431
>The old guard would understand and respect the thread saver.
Same as >>16662433, I've been here since the /a/ days and I have no recollection of these "thread savers" you refer to.
> far scarier threads than this one
What's so scary about this thread?

>>16662443
He can see the future. He knows what's going to happen soon.

>>16662441
Rude.

>>16662402
Genuinely impressed.

>>16662431
>The old guard would understand
Nah, you're being a fag right now.

t. pre-part 2 translation /mgqg/

>>16662402
Loens sure taking his time.

>>16662502
I imagine if it's getting blown up to a 7 and a half foot printout its probably in some crazy high resolution.
Wonder how much this set wock back.

Reminder to headpat your daughetrus

>>16648185

>>16662522
Awwwwwwwwww

>>16662522
That's way too fucking cute
Lilis are for sexual but not these ones, these ones are for protecting

>>16662522
You went in on this one, full color and everything
I think over the past month I've fallen more and more for Liliraunes. This is just making me like them more. That and being reminded that they have no problem uprooting an moving around.

>>16662522
It's true. There is 0 sex on them. I want to protect those little plants.

>>16662522
HNNNNNGGGG literally perfect. So cute and possibly sexy.

>>16662516
Resolution size, this pic is an pretty big UUUU 4488x13524

Cost wise printing it out isn't that bad at all, only $150ish I think. Stuffing it is my current concern right now.

>>16662522
Care and water your lilis young and they will mature into beautiful lovely women

>>16662522
Adorable.

Now if only it wasn't 3 mbs.

>>16662554
What's wrong with that?

>>16662522
Pretty adorable there.

>>16662522
>my idea was done
My prayers were answered.

>>16662556
8 hours to load and an 80% chance of failing to download constantly due to phone.

>>16662563
rough

>>16662522
I was going to ask what it would be like having liliarune daughterus, but you probably just have one alarune per lili you impregnate. Or do they 'both' get impregnated when you impregnate one? How does plant pregnancy work in general? Do they birth seeds? Wait, I'm confusing myself. I just want to focus on cute lili daughterus.

>>16662563
So that explains why half of all the image boards don't have any pictures on my phone. Never seen that happen before.
>>16662568
Now I can't fap and lay in bed at the same time. Thanks alot Hiro.

>>16662575
Shill out for a PSP or something. It has a moderately functional browser.

>>16662575
>Fap
Wait
To those innocent loliarunes?
Ist nothing sacred?

>>16662548
the only problem i see is if it will fit on your bed if you lay it out straight

thats still a lot of wock to snuggle and I had no clue dakis could be up to that size, miia's daki excluded

is it going to be used in some sort of ritual? I hope it works

>>16662522
They are the perfect daughterus.

>>16662340
only loser centipedes, liches, and gazers would like me

>>16662582
What? No. I don't have any desire to masturbate to pictures of loliraunes.

>>16662586
Your daughterus are butt naked!

>>16662582
Not even Wendigo nuns in cute habits are safe.

>>16662340
It's okay anon, you don't have to lie to me.

>>16662598
>Wendigo nuns in cute habits
That sounds damn cute.

>>16662598
Speaking of which... It's Friday becoming Saturday, so don't forget to hug an Abomination on this day of Chaos worship.

>>16662595
They're just kids! Innocent and pure! Ganna build a greenhouse for them to play in during summer!

>>16662605
>Wendigo praying in a church amongst other Wendigo in habits
>"AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA"
>"Amen"

>>16662613
I only praise Hathor and Cows

>>16662522
Latenight you are truly too good for this world.

>>16662355
>>16662329
Not him but,
>Monster
>Girl
>Game
>General
mggg was popular when MonMusu got an online game. That's where we get the bulk up of Crab's other designs.
http://imgur.com/a/CLg3E
>tfw no smug Fenrir to try to do bondage with, but she keeps breaking out

>>16662630
But why would he bring that place up? This is the monstergirl thread from /a/ that jumped ship years ago.

>>16662630
I think you have the wrong place in mind buddy.

>>16662639
The Monmusu club's two blocks down?

>>16662630

Shire is still the best.

>>16662630
There are a lot of good designs in here, crabhate aside, a shame these will never be used again in anything.

>>16662649
Indeed.

>>16662652
Which one's the muscle centaur? Is there a second set of PNGs aside from the one posted?

>>16662613
I'd rather hug an Automaton.

Preferably a maid.

>>16662649
transplant from /a/Monmusu. What is the crabhate exactly? He's a hack writer? He doesn't have the rape aspect? He made it into a harem? All three? Something else?

>>16662613
Nah, they can hug themselves.

>>16662665
I'm sure with how they can creat things, they could make a copy and legitimately hug themselves.
Or create a copy of you for really advanced levels of masturbation.

>>16662627
>>16662658
>>16662665
That's okay. There's always next week.

>>16662659
All of that, plus monsterboys and furries and more recently more normies in the fanbase.

>>16662583
>I had no clue dakis could be up to that size
>miia's daki excluded
Funny you mention it.
I've been having fun finding the right people to custom print, it seems like you can get whatever you want printed nowadays.

I'm putting in the order for this in a couple weeks, the full 7 meters.
Only 240$ for 2way tricot

If anyone ever has any ideas for custom MonsterGirl dakis, it's always a good idea to just reach out to the support team for the main Daki places.

I've always loved some of the ideas people have had for MG dakis.

What jabberfag is doing, the "L" shaped centaur dakis, loooooooong lamia dakis

I'd like to see more. Other ideas people come up with, maybe another lamia daki, maybe somekind of Kraken type daki with lots of arms. It would be fantastic.

>>16662659
You'll find there's a lot of things that are highly hated here that stem from something that happened more than a year ago or just come from a couple people throwing an absolute fit whenever they come up because of personal preference
If more than two crab pictures get posted in a row, someone will come in and call it the work of a spammer and generally just drag the thread into a bunch of pointless complaining, so you kinda just learn to deal with it I guess
To be fair though, and what it may stem from, the regulars of /a/'s Monmusu threads are absolute cancer so the more discouraging one can be of letting people like the 'Reminder it will never be lewd again' guy and people like that the better. So there's a give and take.

>>16662674
Oh god what. That's disturbing to another level, sasuga chaos monsters.

>>16662676
Won't be happening.

>>16662659
This >>16662678 along with the fact that fags from the EMG threads are insufferable. Klaus being an exception of course.

>>16662679
>Kraken daki with lots of arms
And here, now, I finally find my true purpose: That which I never knew I wanted has revealed itself

>>16661879
>Non-Aggression Principle
>You get shot
Sure sounds agressive

>>16662678
Like any of us can call him a hack artist or writer considering our average writers and draefags.

>>16662694
This post is a violation of the NAP, enjoy your SCUD missile

>>16662658
That Roomba has a knife!
It's a meido battle royale!

>>16662695
Sure, but none of us have the major success that he does. Some feel it is unjustified.

>>16662699
>Scyllas
>Cuddling
>Under
>Domes

>>16662708
Clever girl

>>16662689
>Shog makes a copy of you while you're away on business for a few weeks
>Come back to find her dressing it up in lewd outfits

>>16662694
The NAP allows for an aggressive response to aggression initiated against you or your property as a way of defense.

>>16662711
Thank god I don't have a shog.

>>16662683
>>16662695
TTF and his being written into the manga is what made me stop going to the threads. Personally, it's still worth an occasional check-in because I want an EMG on the streets, MGE in the sheets.

>>16662700
The Doomba will get first blood.

>>16662718
What?

>>16662712
Call it the "Lots of Aggression Principle" then.

>>16662711
Sounds hot.

>>16662718
The fuck does that mean? Did he rewrite the manga to self insert himself?

>>16662732
There wouldn't be any aggression if nobody breaks the principle.

>>16662732
The AnCap memes aren't done in endearment you know, the opposite in fact
>>16662728
>>16662735
One of the guys on the fan translation team who is a regular of the EMG threads regularly tweets and talks to Crab, and has actually appeared in background scenes in the manga several times

>>16662740
So basically you're just jealous because he's living in 2d land with monster girls and you aren't?

>>16662739
Sounds like the Naive Aggression Principle would be more apt, kek.

>>16662740
Oh it doesn't bother me, I'm not that guy from above
I actually like TTF, he's a cool dude, its the rest of the threads that are absolute garbage

>>16662679
i remember seeing a kitsune daki being done with 9 smaller tail dakis sewed to the back
seeing jabber getting a 7.5 ft long daki definitely got me thinking about getting a 'life sized' daki of my waifu
which would roughly be the same dimensions if not a bit bigger to give her some head room for her ears
the tail being sewed into the back sounds appealing but might be a bit clumsy

>>16662752
Meant for >>16662745

>>16662733
>She quickly absorbs (you) and then proceeds to pin you down
>"Master, you saw something you shouldn't have...."
>The last thing you see, besides a very revealing speedo and tie in your maid's clutches that was formerly worn by your double, is her luminescent lights and smile before your world turns black

>>16662728
>>16662735
After Translation-Fag left due to the anime-fags and getting teased about her washer board chest, she dropped out of the translation team. Around this time, we were preparing the bike-cop gift package for Okaydo's birthday. A particular faggot known for wearing tank-tops stepped forward to translate the package and send it to Crab-kun because he was moving to Japan and was friends with him on Twitter. One thing lead to another, eventually his waifu, Polt, was getting special treatment and he was being drawn in the background

>>16662740
And that's an issue?
How?

>>16662752
>>16662763
Quit being a medium-sized neusiance and go back to /a/

>>16662768
No, answer me. How is it an issue at all? It literally has nothing to do with you, or affects you negatively.
Is this real, genuine, non-4chan slang autism?

>>16662773
I thought it was plain old jealously.

>>16662773
I believe there's been a mixup in who is who in this conversation
I don't care either way, it's the guy writing in all spoilers who said it was why he left the threads

>>16662759
I'd wear it for her on her birthday as a surprise

>>16662782
Might be both.

>>16662295
Hi, friend. You're looking for /vg/.

/mggg/ deals almost exclusively in MGQ related material, whereas /mgt/ focuses more on the encyclopedia. Although if you bring MGQ in here these lads won't autistically screech at you, which is more than can be said for /mggg/.

>>16662793
>more on the encyclopedia

>>16662793
>Throat length extremely prehensile tongues
sweatingman.jpg

>>16662793
What sort of monster is that?

>>16662807
The results of a mad, blind dragon scientist snorting powdered humanity and lord vessels while working in his laboratory.

>>16662811
I figured.
Once you go gwendolyn you never go bendolyn. I don't even know what that means.

>>16662793
Why was that OVA so bad?

>>16662811
Comrade, is that you?
>>16662798
I'm sorry, do I need to lurk more?

>>16662759
And deep below where the sun didn't shine we danced

>>16662829
Was it that bad?
I'd give it a 6.5, "it was okay".

>>16662840
You did the mash.

The horizontal monster mash.

You did the mash.

>>16662840
Tekeli-li indeed, indeed

>>16662850
>>16662851
I can't take credit for that line. Some writefag here gets that.

>>16662793
DON'T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT /vg/ REEEEEE!!!!

>>16662874
Delete unrelated images.

>>16662522
I want to water them with my semen.

>>16662874
Remember anons, ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Post seedlings.

say something nice

>>16662877
How?

>>16662888
Ooooh dear.

>>16662890
It's ok, I reported myself, mods will take care of it.

>>16662882
But they're so cute and innocent!
>>16662883
Plant girls are just fantastic.

>>16662886
She's the best second responder after the sharkgirl detects the blood first

>>16662886
Breathing underwater is pretty important, she provides a great service

>>16662886
Cute! CUTE!

>>16662886
Gonna bully a sea bishop by stealing her tablet!

>>16662910

>>16662910
Return the slab

>>16662886
Underwater sex (and titfucks, blowjobs) would probably be pretty cool to try. How would her breast milk taste like?

>>16662910
What is written on her tablet anyway? I don't think I've ever seen her read it.

>>16662801
https://twitter.com/regura/status/837778777585307649

>>16662978
Cute

>>16662978
>you will never be haunted by a lewd titty ghost

>>16662923
>What is written on her tablet anyway?
She writes down all the cute things she wants to do with her husband once she finds one.

>>16663006
That ghost has her priorities straight

Large spider butt.

Chorogon butt

>>16663042
(th)icc

>>16663042
>you will never feel that plump dragon ass on your lap while she codes

>>16663042
It's a scientific fact that big thick lizard tails enhance booty.

>>16661987
It FUCKS you up. Think slurping some of Dark Matter's dark matter. Violently incubizes, just the way I like it.

>>16661987
>Anubis
Never really thought about it. But if I were to take a guess, I imagine a bit sweet and creamy in taste.

Could be wrong.

What do plant girls do in winter?

Which afterschool club would you join, anon?

>>16663130
Die

>>16663132
Probably a plastic model or Pen and paper RPG club.

>>16663130
Probably fold up their sides and enter a hibernation like state. If they have a husband they probably curl up with him in there as well most of the time, though he can leave to get supplies and stuff.
Though they can uproot and move, I don't see them suddenly becoming migratory, doesn't seem in their nature.

>>16663132
whichever one enhances the likelihood of a jinko tomboy marking me with her scent
>inb4 methonium page that we've all seen

>>16663152
Who dares summon me at the witching hour, give or take?
http://imgur.com/a/PqCpn

>>16663132
Yes if it gets me a chance my chance of getting the Anubis to notice me!

>>16663132
Volunteer clubs, the modern day side quest. With monster girls it would make the jobs alot more enjoyable.

>>16663167
Which monstergirls would be really turned on by knowing you do a lot of charity or volunteer work?

>>16663170
Anubi, Unicorns, Elves, and surprisingly Tanukis
>"Oh~? You do volunteer work for a charity organization right? That's pretty hot."
>I'm just trying to fill up my resume so I can get a job.
>"...Just bend me over this table and fuck me right now."

>>16663165
This but with more muscles and chuffs

>>16663132
What kind of monster girls would be in the anime club?

>>16663132
Whichever one lets me bum spider girls.

>>16663132
Where can I find the Paladin fraternity?

>>16663185
Oomukades.

>>16663185
Gazers, Chubby Succubi specifically, Hobgoblins and their Goblin followers, the occasional Dragon, and a surprising amount of Undines.

>>16663190
Pretty much exactly what I was gonna say

>>16663177
>Anubis
>"Why are you joining the club then?"
>"Oh you know, just trying to get my things in order, improve my life and such."
>DampDesertPussy.mp3

>>16663185
Alps

>>16663195
>Sea Bishop
>"So you're probably just in the volunteer org for a resume, right?"
>Actually I just really like helping people, it's our responsibility to help those less fortunate or in need.
>"H-haha, wow, that's great anon, h-hey, wanna come my place and go swimming sometime? You should do that, you should do that like soon, how about right now? Come right now. Please come over and get wet with me right now."
Well she's acting strange.

>>16663177
>>16663195
>>16663207
So which of these girls is most likely to take you out to the supply shack and blow you?

>>16663207
Seeing orderly girls get like that is cute! CUTE!

>>16663220
Tanuki. She'll pay you after.

>>16663132
>Join environmentalist club
>Constantly being fought over by a hippie elf, a total sweetheart Tentacle, a shy studious Flow Kelp and a Dryad upperclasswoman
>Shenanigans ensue whenever you all go on a nature hike or expedition places

>>16663230
>"Haaah~ That hit the spot. Thanks for that cutie. You want more like that just swing by my place after school. You won't even need to find a job if you show up enough."

>>16663231
That sounds like it deserves a story.

That flow kelp is cute!

>>16663231
>implying the environmentalists wouldn't all be celibate to stop overpopulation, maaaaaaaan

>>16663233
>No tanuki sugar mommy

>>16663243
That's not a nice way to live.

>Tech club is a Gremlin, her Automaton friend, and a Dorome that signed up for the wrong club but no one has the heart to tell her she has no idea how technology works

>>16663258
Aww that dorome sounds nice. I wonder if she's tries her best to understand what's going on and help.

>>16663243
>Tanuki Senpai constantly calls you to her house to pay you for sex.
>Anal, Paizuri, Oral, Vaginal, you've done it all with her.
>The day school gets out for the summer she calls you over for a summer long fuckfest since her parents will be overseas until summer break is over.
>Every day is full of ball draining sex, good food, and quality movies and games.
>And then you hear her muttering about how much she loves you in her sleep while also begging the you in her dream not to leave her.

>>16663259
She tries her hardest! No one really minds when she's in charge of setting up the projector for school assembly and takes five minutes trying to set it up only for it to get gunked up with mud by the time she finally figures out how it works.
Plus the Gremlin likes her since she always says 'wow, you're so smart Gremmy-chan!' at even the most mundane of things Gremlin does.
The true heart and soul of the club!

>>16663260
Tanukis are actually good girls at heart.

>>16663261
That Dorome sounds too pure for this world.

Wow, Page 2 without being over bump limit.
Did everyone get mauled by weresheep, cause I'm about to, goodnight thread

>>16663336
Good night anon, take care and don't burn down the tulpa.

Instead, remember that your waifu always loves you.

>>16663351
>the tulpa
Wait what

>>16663362
Ever wanted to trick your mind into going fucking insane just because you want to see your waifu for 'real'? That's a tulpa.

>>16663367
No I know what it is, why did anon say it there. It didn't make sense

>>16663373
Well, maybe he's gone down that dark path?

>>16663379
I was looking for a relevant word to replace "thread". Unfortunately, only tulpa seemed to work.

>>16663379
It isn't that dark, I'm enjoying it

>>16663266
Fun fact, Nose Nuzzling a Tanuki while cuddling her is a one way ticket to having that massive ass bouncing up and down on your dick all day long.

>>16663385
You poor blissful madman.

>>16663390
It's definitely made me happier.

>>16662694
In theory it's the extreme application of 'your freedom ends when my begins' and justifies the use of violence solely as retaliation to violence.
Nobody resorts to violence = nobody has to use violence to retaliate.

Won't somebody help this poor girl down?

>>16663392
That post is 4 hours old, lets not stir pointless arguments

>>16663396
No but I'm more than happy to molest her butt and sniff her panties

>>16663398
My bad, I'm autistic like that, I read the whole thread or at least the beginning of each and can't help myself but reply to old posts.
Libertarianism is totally monster girl related.

>>16662399
>"Anon, will you be my living dil-partner tonight?
>"I'm really desperately in need of cu-your love!"
>"You don't mind me being on top, right?"
> ehehehe...got 'im...

>>16663404
Do not molest the stuck spider butt.

>>16662181
Of course not but machines with moving parts sometimes need a bit of oil to keep things moving smoothly.

>>16662185
Maybe not oil completely but oily in nature.

>>16663408
What is spider butt for if not for molesting?

>>16663413
At least get her unstuck first.

>>16663414
It's just not the same.

>>16663417
It's better because she won't keep calling you a terrible pervert.

>>16663421
But that's half the fun! Watching her squirm and protest while getting more aroused and flushed, until she can't bear it any longer.

>>16663424
You can still do that after getting her down.

>>16663421
>>16663424
Life is all about getting insulted by spiders

>>16663429
But then she'd insult AND hit you, it's too much goodness for a single man

>>16663429
You make a strong case, but her protests and embarrassment would surely be more vigorous if I pleasured her in such a state. This would almost certainly create a far more enjoyable experience.

>>16662916
OR SUFFER HER CURSE

>>16663456
Life is all about getting spiders to say that they love you

>>16663132
The afterschool club, where I hang out with dangerous Monster Girl Delinquents.

>>16663483
Life is all about getting spiders to stutter that they don't hate you.

>>16663486
Fair enough.

>>16663486
>You will never get confessed to by a big scary Spider Girl, while sitting on your tuffet, eating your curds and whey.

>>16662148
>Di-di-di-dii-dii di-di-dii!

Another update, http://i.imgur.com/w1NATKA.jpg

>>16663516
Wocks are shit.

>>16663132
Paranormal Investigations Club.

>>16663132
Human Rights Association.

>>16663530
>>16663534
Are these the same?

>>16663516
I have to wonder about how those wings work when they're attacked so flimsily and not even at her shoulders.

>>16663539
They don't work because Wocks are shit.

>>16663516
Wocks are love.

>>16663540
I don't like you.

>>16663549
I don't like Wocks.

>>16663539
Wock wings are for hugs, not for flying.

>>16663132
The He-Man Woman Haters' Club.
I bet wearing a pin advertising my celibacy would get me raped a bunch by all sorts of girls.

>>16663554
Where did nee-san touch you?
>>16663556
Ah, well that explains it.

>>16663530
Sounds cute.

Like it would be headed by a Lich who reminds everyone that Ghosts exist.

And they agree, many of them are students, but this somehow doesn't discourage her from hunting them.

>>16663560
>bunch of Ghost Girls rush into a room crying out "NUTBUSTERS!"

>>16663132
I'm not sure. I like making stories, but would prefer a visual artistic medium without too much technical skill needed. Is there any club that fits that? What girls would be in it? Besides an art fairy, that's a given.

>>16663565
Fujoclops making shounen ai stuff and her Alp kohai and fan.

>>16663132

Go-home club.

>>16663577
Great, I'm going to be put in 'yaoi' with an alp for the cultural festival's book each year, aren't I?
>>16663590
That's how you get delinquent girls to notice ya. Enjoy the hellhounds, manticores, and shirohebis.

>>16663593
>shirohebis

Wait what?

>>16663577
>Fujoclops keeps shipping you with an androgynous Alp sub.

>>16663596
Naughty girls, those ones. Be sure to keep away from them, especially if they offer you a bento box.

>>16663593
You're going to get drawn into her doujins fucking something that looks exactly like her if she had two eyes.

>>16663605
Her OC is probably a daughter of the Demon Lord, and is 10x stronger than a Lilim.

>>16663605
Two eyes? But wouldn't that look less cute?

>>16663593
>>16663598
Hey, I wouldn't mind "posing" with an Alp. It's for art!

>>16663602
But they seem so nice.

>>16663616
There's no boys with one eye, anon. It'd be hetero if she drew him with a Cyclops. And if she drew a hetero doujin with a 100% obvious self-insert, it'd be the same as confessing to him.

>>16663621
That's how they get you. You're being all nice to them, but that one time you get left in her room alone and you peek into her closet, you'll find a shrine to you there with things you thought you lost ages ago put all over. If she catches you looking, she'll put that flame in you and you'll be hers forever and ever and ever and ever...

>>16663516
My Wocky is my life.

>>16663631
Why would you peek in someone else's closet?

>>16663638
Well, there was the light of a flame visible from the other side of the door. What if it was the start of a house fire?

>>16663641
Smoke detectors, anon.

>>16663644
Look, white snakes tend to go yan for the first boy to accept their affections, alright? I'm trying to save your pelvis for a nice kobold or something! I mean, do you want a snake woman pressing her body against your desperate form and slithering her tail all over you while staring into your eyes with a possessive glint, all while telling you how wonderful you are in a crazed voice?

>>16663649
I'll take whoever will have me.

What monster girls would do enkou?

Do you prefer evil women who have a reason to be evil, or ones who are just evil in general?

>>16663709
Just evil in general
She's a monster, she doesn't need a reason to be evil

>>16663709
Recently it seems to be women that are just evil in general for me. Maybe even with a dangerous, crazy side to them that could mix in with the adoring side.

>>16663709
Any kind of evil woman is fine.

Lately I've loved the idea of a corrupted cc angel who wants to purge humanity but took a liking to me as a special exception.

>>16663728
Crazy kind of corrupted evil or a more rational type?

Crazy, murder happy angels are the best in my opinion

Taking a few simple daughteru requests

>>16663742
Crazy and wants everything to burn but comes across calm and collected about her goals until she gets into the combat side of things, then she lets the madness and bloodlust show.

>>16663749
Yeti daughteru making snow angels

>>16663749
Snow leopard daughteru playing in the fresh snow! Pretty please?

>>16663749
Raiju daughteru snorting some mad snow.

>>16663749
Lich daughteru reading a book.

>>16663749
Automation daughteru competing in FLL

>>16663749
Tengu daughter trying to fly.

>>16663750
That's pretty good
She gets bonus points if she has a tendency to burn down the cities and villages she fights in

>>16663560
>"but sempai ghosts don't actually exist"
>Lich-sempai blankly stares at the guy standing in front of her, wondering if he's ironic or retarded

>>16663749
A salamander daughteru roasting marshmallows?

>>16663709
I like my evil women just plain amoral. If doing something evil gets her the best result she'd go for it, but not for it's own sake.

>>16663798
>He says this standing right next to a Phantom and a Ghost

Its dark elf saturday?

i suck at hair colors, thats not white right? its...blonde something? need help figuring it out

>>16663831
Swamp gas.

>>16663756
Alright.

>>16663749
Kobold daughteru getting her ears rubbed!

>>16663790
I see her as the type to stand in the middle of a burning village while holding a fallen warrior by the head and laughing manically.

It's cliche but girls like that are hot.

>>16663757
No problem, got any refs of what a snow leopard mg looks like?

>>16663865
Not really, but it's generally decided they'd have big snowshoe paws, so besides that and smaller ears it'd be similar to a jinko but with a fluffy tail and spots.

>>16663862
>I see her as the type to stand in the middle of a burning village while holding a fallen warrior by the head and laughing manically.
That's VERY hot

Be careful what you say and do, her craziness might pop out at any time

>>16663848
>Yeti daughterus wear long white dresses to play in the snow
Cute!

>>16663534
>Human Rights
>with mamonobama
I can only imagine one or two that would be applicable, given that MGs in sufficient numbers will usher in an age of peace.

With mamonomana, the two factors behind scarcity are eliminated. (1) Lack of resources (particularly relating sustenance and shelter) would be resolved by the sheer amount of demonic energy powering agriculture, if the World Guides are to be believed. (2) Human desire would largely be driven from the material and refocused on romance/love/improvement of living conditions with spouse.

Furthermore, society in the hugbox would, I suspect, be a lot less fractious so long as the cardinal sin of NTR is avoided. Ideology would probably be more or less unified under a few schools of romantic thought, these being (a) the seduction school, (b) the snu-snu school, (c) the rapebait school (e.g. Umi Osho)

Thus, by removing the primary causes of disparity and conflict, KC's hugbox of MGs has also eliminated the causes of humans rights abuses, largely obviating the need for a legal and/or moral framework of human rights protection. Just about the only two rights I can imagine are (1) a right from NTR, which will be quite difficult to word; and (2) a right to religious freedom, which the various Gods and possible Order followers will be quite religious about.

>>16663848
MUH FUCKING HEART

Daughterus are too pure.

>>16663898
>there are anons on this thread who would stick their dick into genocidal MG

you are all fucking hopeless

>>16663848
Too cute, even if her paw are too small to give hugs.

>>16663903
Although some of those actually make a lot of sense.

But why you having a discussion about MG Law? Would divorce be illegal?

>>16663918
Are you implying that you wouldn't a genocidal MG?
Even if she finds you convenient enough not to kill you?

>>16663689
Dullahan.

>>16663935
>discussion about MG law
Occupational hazard, whenever I see the phrase "human rights" the law student machine takes over and I sperg out for a dozen paragraphs.

As for divorce, I suspect it would be criminalized as a political statement by whatever farce of a legislature exists, assuming the MPs can stop lewding their spouses long enough to pass the Bill. However, it would probably be one of those crimes that never see the courts; ignoring prosecutorial and judicial paralysis due to excessive lewds, mamonobama acts as a panacea to most if not all marital difficulties, thereby removing any need for divorce in the first place. Therefore, in the absence of actual criminal behaviour, there's nothing to prosecute.

>>16663918
I'd love to put my dick inside a genocidal MG, anon. It would be like a dream come true.

>>16663898
Of course, if worst comes to worst a cool down hug and a promise of a romantic dinner would hopefully calm her down.
Oh anon, I've been hopeless for a long time.

>>16663958
No need to be such an examiner, dude.

>>16663763
Here.
>>16663877
I'm just really looking for fast stuff to doodle as warmups, I'll try to finish your request tomorrow.

>>16663970
Somehow missed a quote, second line was meant for >>16663918

>>16663948
The only reason a vampire wouldnt kill me is if she found my blood rich or something, genocidal MG dont love anything

>>16663960
Hopefully your MG is infertile

>>16663975
Alright, thanks for doing it even if I am giving you a lot of work to do.

>>16663977
>Hopefully your MG is infertile
Holy shit anon, that's an extremely mean thing to say, even if we're not trying for a child yet.

>>16663986
Genocidal MG dont deserve to breed

>>16663971
It was an interesting question, so I decided to put some effort into it.

But anyway, what kind of MGs would be interested in this sort of technical discussion as foreplay?

>>16663977
>Hopefully your MG is infertile
Joke's on you, that's ideal for me.

>>16663975
I'm going to have to call an ambulance in a minute.

>>16663975
>Here.
Oh jesus just noticed this, thanks a ton.

>>16663989
Every girl deserves to breed, anon. Why would you deny her the pleasure of holding her very own daughteru just because she wants to destroy other races?

>>16663994
perfect, hopefully both of you will be sent to a deserted tiny island in the middle of the sea and die not leaving any offsprings

>>16664005
because then the daugheru will continue the mother evil deeds

might as well cut the tree before it bears fruits

>>16663166
Student council work is tough work, anon. Also you need to hone your tsukkomi skills.

>>16664006
You think being stuck on an island will stop a girl with wings? The island would just be a romantic vacation.

>>16663970
I don't think inviting a genocidal MG to a romantic dinner is a good idea
She might kill the server and cooked if something is not to her liking
You could always try your luck at cooking it yourself

>>16663977
>genocidal MG dont love anything
With a lot of time and patience you might be able to teach one love, but for the most part she'd just keep you around because you are convenient

>>16663986
>Anon gets a genocidal abomination pregnant
>She grows more and more confused as her stomach expands
>She doesn't know whether to kill Anon or reward him
I hope everything goes well for you

>>16663990
Tanukis love it when you speak law and business to them.

>>16664015
cant leave by any means, you will just eat and drink coconuts

oh and Your MG will permanently have a condom inside

lets see how long it takes until one of you snaps

>>16664013
Of course anon. I'd take a big interest in it. That Anubis will be helping me and encouraging me aswell so it's all good.

>>16664026
>"Oh yes, Anon! That's it! File your 403b into my accounts receivable!"

Mamamo mana + lantern = chochin obake
Mamamo mana + condom = ???

Tubby tanuki business women!

>>16664024
>You could always try your luck at cooking it yourself
That was the idea, a nice home cooked meal with candles and some expensive wine that was looted from the last village she burned down.
>>16664031
What a sick and twisted thought.