/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wow she doesn't look happy.

>>16346595
"Why am I so thicc? Uwaa~h"

>>16346638

>>16346638

>>16346659
excellent

>>16346780

scary

>>16346862
end it

>>16346875

that's the idea!

what upsets a yamabiko?

yamabiko........

>>16346896

>>16346984
end it

>>16346896
That doesn't seem like a particularly effective method for noise canceling.

>>16347544
All hail Kyouko! The new High King!

>>16346659
She eats extra portions

>>16347544
Men can't be shrine maidens, Kyouko-chan.

>>16346653
DOG BUTT

>>16346638
The Yamathicco

>>16348063
Even more Dog Butt (sans tail)

>>16348350
the tail is just invisible, dummy

>>16348937
I don't get it

>>16348949
dog surrounded by water bottles maybe?

Long haired Kyouko is really cute. Guess she grew up

>>16346624
nice

tewi

>>16350724
what

>>16350734
hi :3

>>16350737
hi

Spreads the doggie love

Politik ist verboten

>>16350751
I want to spread the doggie's legs

Long hair Kyouko is a cutie!

>>16351110

>>16348937
HMMMMmmmm

Mutt butt

"my butt hurts!"

>>16351444
trips confirm

I NEED TO BE IMPREGNATED SO BAD

Dance and sing long haired Kyouko!

>>16346595
"I wish to be flatter!"

What an ugly fat dog

Kyouko is Kyoute! KYOUTE!

>>16346862
Can I have the original gif, please, please

>>16346595
"SEXUALISE THE YAMABIKO "
"IMPREGNATE THE YAMABIKO"

>>16346983
Original of the bunny please

>>16362539
She's a yamabiko, not a bunny! And this is the original picture.

>>16363829
But there was a bunny in the picture I quoted, that what I want the original of

>>16363864
It's from a doujin called Mafia March Hare. Author is Kuro Oolong. 黒烏龍

>>16363912
Thank you!
Have a cute satori as a thanks!

>>16363829
Yamabiko needs to stop crying, suck it up and be tough. Otherwise shes just gonna keep getting bullied.

Kyouko is a cute girl who should be petted and hugged and not bullied!

>>16346595
Nothing you dumbfuck, can't you see that the word bubble is empty?

Action cleaning with Kyouko!

You shall not pass!

>>16350948
THOSE HIPS WERE MEANT TO GIVE BIRTH TO A LOT OF LITTLE YAMABIKOS.

BREED THE YAMABIKO. BREEEEED.

>>16390233
I want to pick up that little yamabiko and give her a big hug!

>>16370754
I want to fugg the doggo until her holes are not able to close naturally

>>16390358
>>16394921
Weirdos, yamabiko is NOT for lewding.

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>>16395614
... but she IS for bullying.

Gonna beat this pup up.

Hit her over the head repeatedly.

>>16395633
..until she bleeding and crying.

..until she is bleeding and crying.

>>16395623
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>>16395638
Wrong. This yamabiko is for gently hugging and head pats!

And then shoot a nice thick hot load on her face..but not in a lewd way! Its really just to be mean.

>>16395642
Is that so anon? I dunno she looks pretty bullyable to me.

>>16395780
I guess I could try a headpat. Not sure she likes it though.

Yamabiko in its natural habitat!

What is she listening to?

Winter is in full swing...

>>16346595

>>16410076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcfnfcDQmfU

>>16410076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj-FXVKHHHw

Dancing to the music!

Look at all these Kyoukos!

>>16428606
I want to forcibly impregnate them all

>>16415395
Get out of my head, echodog!

>>16428628
Kyouko echoing everywhere, including inside of your head!

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>>16435425
Ok.

>>16428606
The plural of Kyouko is Kyoukae.

>>16411323
die

>>16390233
She got a nice facefull of Reimu's panties

>>16437905
yummy <3

What does Kyouko want with the mouse?

>>16444127
her food

>>16444141
Oh, you're right. Here the mouse is giving the food to Kyouko.

Kyouko is really enjoying that bread.

I want to pet Kyouko, too!

Poor Kyouko

>>16466209
Grrr that's it! I wanna bully that Doggie! Shes even cuter when shes sad!!!!

>>16346595

Kyouko and a mouse taking a nap!

>>16468346

I agree

>>16474228
>>16468346
Kyouko is not for bullying! You should treat her nicely!

>>16476698
or else what?

>>16476718
Or else you're going to HELL!

>>16476718
If you bully kyouko then I will spear you

If you bully her, she won't be happy and cute likein this picture

>>16494088
delete

Kyouko's power goes beyond Hell itself! Allow her to demonstrate! 　ウリャー！！！

>>16497222
kill

Kyouko is waving your way! What do you do?

>>16498058
Kyouko spots a big dick!

>>16494088

>>16359453
secondin this

Faceplant.

>>16506530
rude!!!

she's probably one of those racist /jp/sies who are like "please don't come to /jp/ - otaku culture" like it says on the ad banner for this board

I for one welcome all refugees from other boards, please everyone come here!!

>>16513921
Mega cute is more like it! Watching the yamabiko trip and faceplanting into the dirt!

>>16517767
Watching the yamabiko trip and faceplanting on top of an iron spike I placed there!

*rip*
*crack skull*
blood and brain everywhere!

>>16517215

God I hate that banner. Makes /jp/ look like we're some sort of nazis.

>>16517215
>>16521217
a get out of /jp/ banner is exactly what should represent /jp/, and there's a reason it won. most of the submissions were of similar content.

>>16521251
Very sad that the racists outvoted the good people here

>>16521275
No. /v/ and /a/ need to fuck off.

>>16521375
I will smuggle some /v/ and /a/ posters in here just to spite you

>>16521388
thank you for smuggling me here now where da tohou sluts at I wan ficki ficki

>>16521810
You can have sex with this one >>16419297

>>16521810
h-hi

>>16346595
"I hate this pic"

Sad yamabiko ;_;

i want to BRUSH her HAIR and then take my hand up her FACE and PET her

https://my.mixtape.moe/tcivrw.mp4

>>16411387
OW my ears

Stupid doge, be quiet.

>>16535538
will kyouko become yokai judas?

>>16535538
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16535538
Kyouko deserves actual good food and to be with everyone else at the same table! She's a good girl!

>>16535538
delete this

>>16535647
One day there will be justice. One day she will get her revenge.

>>16502075
Wave back of course! Then walk up and pet her.

>>16536770
I don't think so! Just give her a bowl of dog food and she'll be fine.

>>16540758
don't you think she would be scared by fat gaikokujin approaching her?

she probably waved to you out of fear

Pat the doggly.

>>16543689
I don't allow you to

>>16543819
I'm petting her right now! You can't stop me!

>>16543920
I perhaps can't, but my .50 cal revolver will

drop that Yamabiko RIGHT NOW

>>16543977

>>16544023
That's it, I shoot now

I found this abandoned runt outside of my home this morning.
What should I do with it?

>>16544069
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>>16346595
"What the heck did you just fricking say about me?"

>>16363829
*だった

>>16544069
Easy put that runt out of its misery old yeller style!

>>16540861
Oh well in that case..

>>16498058
What's that coming out of her mouth? Is that...semen? Looks like shes been busy.

>>16544069
this pic is really really cute

Kyouko is not for abuse! She's gotta go to her good friend to get comfort and feel better now!

>>16556485
Oh I'll give her some comfort...if you know what I mean!

>>16558745
Hugging and petting, of course!

i tried

Careful with the incessant bullying of this doggo or else!

>>16561259
Excellent, you show them how its done Kyouko!

Poke the dogglie.

>>16346624
Can someone redpill me on this "bap" meme?

>>16551121
I don't think so nerd. Time to take you down! This will teach you!

>>16562443
Well its cute. I woulda thought that was all you needed!

>>16562514
But what exactly does it mean to 'bap' someone?

>>16551128
I kind of like psychopath reactions like these

>>16562448
I will flak her while she's distracted with the other /jp/sie in her sight, sneak up on her, and blow her brains out with a shotgun

>>16558733
Rape is truly magical, it can both impregnate the Kyouko and work as the contraceptive.

>>16562521
Pretty sure its just a slang term for hitting someone over the head.

Kyouko is cute.

KAAAMINAAA!!!

Right in the POOPer!

Hope everyone had a happy valentines day. Sleep tight pup.

>>16570911
Why would you post this on /jp/?

How was I supposed to have a happy valentine's day? I don't have and I never had a girlfriend

I masturbated to my waifu from my favorite visual novel (hentai) and that's it

I usually fap at least 5 times a day to various things, but yesterday, I only fapped to her, since it's Valentine's Day

Is this happy to you?

>>16572960
Did you just categorize eroge as a visual novel?

Kyouko is such a cutie!

>>16572968
Ahhhhh sorry, you are right, it is not a visual novel!!!

>>16572983

>>16572983
HuniePop? Pathetic

>>16572991
>>16573000
Why are suddenly /v/ crossie shitposters here? Help me /jp/sies... help!

>>16573017
Do I have to come from another board to have 3D reaction pics?

>>16573024
Yes

A traditional conservative /jp/sie would never sully their board like this

>>16573024
Reaction pics are only used around here by /a/ anime posters, people who abuse ohayous and mokou images, and other such shitposters.

>>16572977
Pizza delivery for anon!

>>16574512
I would literally get out my magnum and blow this fffffffacking doggly's head off if she ate even the tiniest slice of my pizza and then dared to ask for money.

Eating pizza is the most sacred and enjoyable part of my miserable life and all I ask for is for the deliverymen to not ask for a tip when I pay them 20$ for a 19$ pizza.

>>16558733
name? reverse googling didn't help

>>16577858
Kyouko Kasodani. She's a yamabiko and she's less than 60 years old!

>>16574512
STOP EATING MY GODDAMN PIZZA YOU FUCKING DOGGLER

Kyouko doing swimsuit stuff with her friends.

>>16346595
Sleepy doggly!

>>16574839
>>16581279
SHARING IS CARING anon also she brought you 3 pizzas don't be greedy.

>>16574512
Why did my yamabiko onahole come with three pizzas?

>>16587667
I want to do her friends

>>16592557
i wanna do the doggiler the most

>>16592529
I want to lick her armpit.

>>16435369
I'm DOWN with the BROWN!

>>16588024
WAKE UP!!!! wakeywakeywakey eggs and bacey yamabiko scum

>I'm watching you anons. Don't think you'll get away with this bullying forever.

>>16592529
Because you need a lot of pizza to feed your big booty!

Why is Kyouko sad?

>>16605166
She didn't receive her daily headpats!

>>16602696
Not him, but in my case this post really hit too close to home and hurt.

Two years ago, I was underweight.
One year ago, I had a normal BMI.
And now, after eating almost one pizza a day, I am... let's see... 25.4 BMI (overweight) - basically obese by my standards.

I had no idea I would be so depressed after cumming to the Yamabiko thread today.

>>16346595
she saying ice cream

>>16605251
How about you stop eating pizza

>>16605251
Stop eating buckets of food, maybe? You can't keep eating like a college kid after college, your metabolism becomes nowhere near as strong as it is in uni.

>>16605251
Oh wow didn't expect someone to get sad over cuteposting.

Pizza is a high calorie food that is supposed to be more of a treat than something you eat regularly. I noticed you didn't mention size of the pizza so I'm gonna guess they are something in the range of 12-16 inches.That's gotta be pretty expensive if your ordering your pizza from a chain every day too. I eat pizza every couple of days myself but what I usually do is make my own and limit it to the personal pan size which is around 6 inches. I don't have the greatest diet myself either besides pizza but I run to help burn some of those calories at least.

I can't believe you haven't gotten sick of pizza by now eating it every day for years. Eating a comfort food like that so much is usually a sign of other problems. Perhaps your trying to fill a void of boredom or feeling of emptiness? Maybe you have negative feelings your trying to suppress by eating all that pizza.

Anyways anon first step in fixing a problem is recognizing you have one. It could be worse. You could be obese. Not too late to fix it anon. Its even harder to come back to healthy when your obese. Not to mention all the grotesque health problems that come with being a mega fatty.

>>16607351
Well, pizza actually costs 2 dollars here, with student discount. It costs about as much as "regular food" in the canteen that isn't something gay like "salad" or porridge. Regular 12 inch pizza from the nearest pizza joint costs $7.7 including delivery and tip.

So it is very tempting to buy $2 pizza instead of waiting in long lines, where I'm highly stressed out because I naturally hate being surrounded by people, and having to interact with the staff (you have to tell them what you want to eat, sometimes they don't have exactly what you wanted even though it's on the menu, they are very rude when informing you about it) to buy $2 normal food. And then, I obviously have to eat the $2 food right there, in the public (added stress of having to find a nice seat where I am in solitude, or at least have an empty chair between me and the nearest person). You can have them pack it up for you but it naturally tastes worse when it is in those horrible plastic containers. Instead of going through all that trouble, I can just buy a $2 pizza and eat it in the comfort of my own room, where I am all alone, and I can watch something to help my escapism from reality while eating too!

I would like to exercise to lose fat, but the only effective one I know is the one where you just lay on the ground and raise your body with your arms and just stay still in that position. That used to be effective. But again the problem there is that I naturally get sweaty a lot, and I would have to shower to not stink like a hobo afterwards, and I can only shower on Friday->Saturday, and Saturday->Sunday, because the showers in my dormitory are public, and there are no shower curtains because some guy always steals them when they put up new ones, and furthermore there is the constant paranoia of someone stealing my towel / my room key while I am showering. I don't think I have to add an explanation why I can't ever go to a gym, that should be obvious, since I would probably get a heart attack just from the social anxiety!

Very complicated situations, as you see!!

>>16607585
>gay like "salad"
Salad with spinach, lettuce, onions, some tomatoes, tuna, and ranch dressing is delicious fuck you.

>>16607786
Well the kind of salads we have here, from vegetables well after expiration date, you wouldn't like them either.

>>16607799
You have a bike/car/legs, right? Just walk to the grocery store and make your own then. If you have the ability to make your own food, then do so. Your own cooking is always better than what others can provide for you. Shit, you can order groceries online nowadays too. Oh god, you could even have your own BBQ at home everyday if you wanted to.

>>16607826

that guy doesn't even want to wait in queue, and you're telling him to shop/cook?

"just make your own food, it's cheaper and healthier!" is such a cliche, vague, and generally unhelpful advice, you should stop giving it

not everyone has the lifestyle and inclination to spend time to shop for ingredients/cook/perfect the recipes techniques

>>16607859
>healthier
Never said anything about health. I always thought cooking your own food is tastier, because you get to control how it tastes and what goes in it. Cooking your own food is definitely more expensive and time-consuming than takeout, but hunger is the best spice, no?

>>16607826
>You have a bike/car/legs, right?
No, no and no actually.

>>16607868
Hmm I looked up the actual video with that title and it was a lot more awkward than I thought it would be.

>>16607786
Lettuce, olives and avocado with vinegar is the greatest salad known to man

>>16607786
>and ranch

RANCH

or

COOL RANCH

>>16607868
Stupid dog, so loud, I will put it out of its misery now.

>>16346595

>>16608019
yamabiko are not dogs!!

>>16608103
You know I've never tried doggie before. I wonder how the Yamabiko tastes. I think I might try a bite!

>>16608103
If Kyouko isn't a doggly, then she's dead meat.

>>16608377

My favorite picture of Kyouko (ring child).

>>16608103

I don't think there is a significant anatomic difference between wolf genitals and dog genitals.

>>16530909

THIS is the first visible picture in this thread.

No comment....

Shhhhh, girls are sleeping!

>>16346595

What is WHO saying?

>>16619155
Kyouko! 4chan's image server ate shit and died, and a bunch of older images died because of it.

I'm learning Japanese, correct me if I'm wrong

Kyouko = kyou (ring) ko (child) = "a ring child"

Kyouko is a yamabiko.

Yamabiko = yama (mountain) biko (Engrish pronunciation of "bike") = "mountain bike"

So Kyouko was abducted by a trafficking ring at a young age and now she is the town bike, of a small secluded mountain town where the authorities can never reach her and save her.

Is this correctus?

>>16623650
Wrong! Yamabiko technically means "mountain boy" but together it just means echo! They aren't abducted to be horribly abused like that!

>>16628179
Wow Yahoo still exists? I guess they have to rely on animes to advertise them in order to stay afloat.

>>16607950
Cool Ranch!

>>16628370
>I guess they have to rely on animes to advertise them in order to stay afloat.
It's more popular than google in nihon land.

>>16632594
Well duh, if sexy porn stars like Kyouko advertise for it, it makes sense.

>>16346638

https://my.mixtape.moe/hheoru.mp4

>>16636044
VIRUS!

>>16633129
M E G A T H I C C

M E G A C U T E

>>16650794
I want to push her to the ground, pin her down and

>>16651113
PAT HER HEAD AND BELLY WITHOUT MERCY!!!

>>16651297
i wanna rub the yamabikos cute round belly ^///^

>>16652469
It's round because she is pregnant with my fchild

>>16653329
no it is round because she likes to eat a little bit extra dessert every night >///<

Making a girl who can break bones with her voice cry seems like a suicidally bad idea.

>>16656045
I'm immune to sonic attacks, among other things

>>16656045
Big yamabiko boobs!

>>16656724
You can see her yamabiko nipple through the steam!

>>16657825
I want to drink some yamabiko milk

>>16657849
i want yamabiko to scream in my ear until im deaf

>>16656244
Are you deaf or something? Even so, it's not the noise, it's the force of the soundwaves that does damage. Even if you can't hear it, you'll still get pulped.

>>16660574
No, just like I said. I am immune to sonic attacks. It's part of my Nen.

>>16660728
*PUNCHES YOU*

>>16667196
Enjoy your broken arm.

Can she survive this??

>>16675231
No one can survive the infinite void of time

dead

Cool girls!

>>16681866
ahh she's not wearing any bra

I want to see her titty when she bends over

RIP yamabiko thread

you didn't end very comfily

>>16684881
it's ok echoes tend to repeat themselves

Kyouko thread is ending?

>>16685933
RIP in pieces kyouko you died before your time.

>>16685933
>nopan
slut!

OP here...
I love you all <3

>>16689203
E-even the anon that bullied Kyouko? I only did it cuz I cared.

We never did get that stand alone gif where kyouko was being put down with all the strays..oh well.

>>16689719
Yes, even you <3

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>>16657825
horrible!!! that's pornography?

kyouko KUSOdani lmao

stupid yamabiko slut

yamabiko SHIT SHIT SHIT

>>16656724
Haha
What kind of idiot would install a shower next to a large window?

>>16696427
a hentaieru

>>16657849
The bottom half of this image is infinitely more appealing than the top half. Either I love DFC more than I already knew, or full nude is too vanilla nowadays and clothing is where its at.

Fack you wolf bitch!

>>16697064
Her boobs are just oversize to the point of looking like a defect.

yamabiko hate is so much fun

hey

fuck doggly

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>>16395623

FUCK YOU!!!!! STOP BULLYING THE YAMABIKO SHE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG AND SHE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE MONSTERS WHO DESERVE TO BE EXECUTED !!!!! YAMABIKO IS THE KINDEST AND SWEETEST TOUHOU EVER TO EXIST AND ALL SHE DOES IS WANT TO BE LOVED AND HUGGED AND YOU FILTHY BOYS ARE SO RUDE TO HER!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16704462
Hey! I said she's NOT for bullying! Kyouko is a cute, good girl for hugs and pets! Don't lump me in with those bullies!

>>16704671
anyone who doesn't check their human privilege to help anti yamabiko racism is a bully

>>16704462
One time she tried to eat me!!!
It was really cute tho tee hee

>>16705408
>vorefag

gross

>>16705409
oh my god
thats not how it works!!!!!
she TRIED
so all she did was BITE me a lil

>>16705375
>>16704462
If your not bullying the yamabiko scum, your part of the problem! The more you make her cry the more points you get!

>>16708070
Proof that bullying Kyouko makes you retarded and hinders your ability to spell

>>16704462
I shall yank on the kuso doggly's leash.

>>16705462
It's too late you've already showed your true colors!! Now you have to go browse /d/!!! Have fun anon.

I want to pet the doggo.

>>16346595
Kyouko and Kogasa are friends!

>>16605680
How about I pet that pup?

>>16714860
Absolutely not! Request denied!

>>16717061
>>16716818

I will allow the petting~!

>>16717061
hidoi

>>16717061
I'm petting her whether you like it or not!

goodbye yamabiko

Cutie imitating Hina

>>16719754
Come back anon! Where are you going?

Kyouko taking a break from sweeping.

>>16714833
I refuse!!!!!

Kyouko doesn't want it to be over!

>>16732441
>>16734057
Darnit I wasn't done bullying her yet! Bye bye pup!