/jp/ - Otaku Culture

maids are olev.

olev!

>>16648995
Ho! He redeems himself.

>>16648993
Sketching moderately okay drawings of MGs?

Childhood friend tigers are best childhood friends.

Fixed and extra-lewd versions, respectively:
https://my.mixtape.moe/ecexjc.jpg
https://my.mixtape.moe/azuloq.jpg

>>16648993
Something about that room seems off. There is a lot in that picture I cannot explain.

>>16649002
She'd let the Oomukade under the bed rape me for a can of fresh salmon.

>>16649007
Well, she can smell your oneesan fetish.

>>16649006
Such as?

Gremlin translation when?

>>16649013
Funny you should bring up SMELL.

>>16649018
It is, isn't it?

>>16649002
I know she's going to grow up to be a big sexy chuffsnuggle machine

>>16649004
Scyllas have a really nice ass

>>16648995
Kikis are obsolete, as are shogs.

>>16649034

>>16649034
Kikis are better than automatons. Robutts don't have floppy kiki ears.

>>16649044
They got them floppy disk tho

>>16649048
And I have armored kiki.

>>16649044
You can probably ask a gremlin to give your automaton some floppy robot ears.

>>16649050
They still feel unnatural.

>>16649034
amorphous > tin can > meatbag

>>16649002
That they are, especially when puberty hits and they get ripped

>>16649050
But what happens when the Gremlin just ties a bow around the automaton and tells you to use you imagination?

>>16649074
You get a small dog and put it on the automaton's head.

>>16649074
find a way to make that lazy Gremlin do her job properly.

>>16649070
>Teenage jinko with rippling abs
Forgive me father, I'm about to sin

>>16649083
You're making me think of Automatons slowly learning why people keep pets. It's sweet.

>>16649074
Tell her the Tanukis at marketing want her to finish that new project that's nothing but a name at this point but that has to be proactive.

>>16649083
kekked to myself

>>16649034
A weapon to surpass meido gear!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbhnk3se4Nc

>>16649057
This.
>you will never prone bone a wife slime

>>16649074
Going to dick the gremlin, pull out before she orgasms and tell her to use her imagination.

Sorry for the delay, right now I'm uploading the last images

http://imgur.com/a/oAmYg

>>16649131
Doing god's work, but I'm not sure which god's.

>>16649131
WTF I love ants now.

“I hug store clerks to hold up the line! Then I pay for my shopping in pennies!”

>>16649143
Joke's on her, I only stay behind the counter.

>>16648995
How's the maids?

>>16649131
>Depicted is the farewell concert of of a siren who enjoyed mammoth popularity. It is reported that her song, accentuated by the panting of her husband as he pounded her from behind, inspired all hundreds of couples present to copulate in the greatest concert in the history of monsters.
I have no words.

>>16649131
Thanks anon!

>>16649131
I hope you find a nice monster waifu.
>>16649153
They're the best harpies in my books, Jubjubs come close though.

>>16649152
they are olev.

Comfy stories about soldier beetles would be nice

>>16649161
A Soldier Beetle will be featured in Dimensionality eventually.

>>16649161
the beetle part looks to big for the human part

>>16649153
>hundreds
Those are rookie numbers, girl, ROOKIE NUMBERS! YOU'RE HOTDOG WATER!

>>16649169
They grow into it man. You'll give them a complex if you say stuff like that

>>16649131
Thank you mate.

>>16649173
Imagine the whole world fucking to a song.

>>16649153
>>16649173
What could do a group of siren idols?

>>16649143
Store clerks will get greased up for just such an event, they will slip out and continue their work pretending like she isn't there, and the Yeti will pout and get angrier with each failed hug

>>16649179
>siren idol harem
>on stage you have to fuck each of them for specific parts of the songs
I hope you have enough manticore venom.

>>16649177
pretty sure quite a lot of people fuck to "lets get it on" already

>>16648412
Cats and dogs can't understand. You can go to a dog and growl and bark out "I love you" and it will think you're angry. The definition of understand is more encompassing than that and includes words and language.

But nitpicking the nuance of sentient doesn't really matter, because sapient doesn't mean what you think it does.

>>16649161

>>16649206
Dogs and cats learn to recognize words though, have you never had a single pet in your life?

>>16649153
Khepri's must have been all over that demonic energy.

>>16649214
They can recognize a sound, that's not the same as understanding a word.

>>16649215
>two khepris hiding in the back with a machine that looks like something a villain would use in a saturday morning cartoon
>they're fidgeting nervously and hoping the oni security guards won't notice them

>>16649224
If they know what a "sound" refers to, it means they understand a word. Jesus Christ man.

Forget it Jake. It's Mofu Town.

>>16649226
That much demonic energy could be enough to open the portals.

I'd definitely go to a concert with my waifu in which everyone fucks.

>>16649242
How do make visitors resist walking up to a fox and burying their face into all that mofu? Maybe taking a big whiff?

>>16649229
They don't know what a sound refers to, that's a concept man invented to explain a phenomenon. Even if you're going to be nit picky, you're not very good at this

>>16649126
>ywn moisturize your waifu before taking advantage of her lubed up body.

>>16649126
I want to make many bride slime daughterus with my wife slime.

>>16649250
>dogs and cats recognize their own names
>dog goes to the door if I tell it we're going outside
I don't know man, you seem to think animals are 100% instinctive creatures with no thought-processes. I don't agree with that, mostly because I've always had them.

>>16649260
>>dogs and cats recognize their own names
No, they recognize the sound you constantly yelp when calling to them. They don't understand names or what it even means.
>dog goes to the door after recognizing the noise I make before we usually go outside
Fixed.

>>16649086
That and, because she's a tomboy, she'd be wearing shorts and a shirt that shows them off

>>16649268
>No, they recognize the sound you constantly yelp when calling to them.
Yes, that's right. They recognize their names. They know the specific sound that refers to them, yes. Just like you do. What's the difference?
>dog goes to the door after recognizing the noise I make before we usually go outside
Yes, the dog knows how to make the connection. What are you even arguing?

>>16649270
And to think i used to dislike tomboys. Now they hit that perfect spot on me.

>>16649276
Probably read too much chinese room philosophy.

>>16649292
I don't know what that is but I'm sure I'd rather have Hakutaku-sensei discipline me than learn it.

How would you get to the dragon queen.

>>16649283
It's sweet because she'd ask what you're looking at as sweat drenches her too small tankttop

>>16649295
Through the front door with your wing-man playing a fanfare.

>>16649295
Walk. A very long walk.

>>16649305
One does not simply.

>>16649297
I would say the same to her as she looks at ny pants destroyer.

>>16649295
>break down door
>mow down lizard women and salamander servants
>meet queen
>defeat her
>Victory xsome with queen and servants

>>16649307
what about running like a cockatrice on fire

Super Automaton Wars

>>16649292
>>16649293
Speaking of Chinese philosophy..
>Many Taoist practitioners link the loss of ejaculatory fluids to the loss of vital life force: where excessive fluid loss results in premature aging, disease, and general fatigue.
>There are different methods to control ejaculation prescribed by the Taoists. In order to avoid ejaculation, the man could do one of several things. He could pull out immediately before orgasm, a method which Joseph Needham termed "coitus conservatus". A second method involved the man applying pressure on the perineum, thus retaining the sperm. While, if done incorrectly can cause a retrograde ejaculation, the Taoists believed that the jing traveled up into the head and "nourished the brain."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices#Male_control_of_ejaculation

Not sure how Hakutaku-sensei or Mist Continent MGs would react to this nonsense.

>>16649276
>They recognize their names.
A dog can't differentiate between a proper noun and a verb, stop being stupid.
>They know the specific sound that refers to them, yes.
They don't. They only know how to react to a specific sound. They don't understand that's it's their name, animals have absolutely 0 concept of a name.
>What's the difference?
I understand what's in a name I name myself and other things on a daily basis. I understand what a name means and I understand when it is appropriate to react to my name being called, not just the sounds but the language and meaning used. That's what perception is.
>What are you even arguing?
Knowing how to react to a specific sound isn't the same as understanding a language or words.

Speaking of, what are you even arguing? I made that original post telling the guy that he was wrong in his definition of sapient and sentient. Even if we spend all day arguing about semantics, it won't change the fact that the word "sapient" doesn't mean what he thinks it does.

>>16649307
I mean, you are going to need a party, weapons and good armor.

Then you walk.

>>16649295
50 years of worship. You must also achieve true divinity.

>>16649323
WHAT

>>16649143
Shut up you terrible person!

>>16649320
That Gremlin looks like she's dancing.

>>16649325
Look, a dummy!

>>16649143
Who can stop the Yeti?

>>16649323
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices#Longevity_and_immortality

Based taoists

>>16649349
Stinky Pete, he hardly ever showers!

>>16649348
At least you've realized the insanity of arguing that dogs understand the human language.

>>16649360
>he just has to keep going
Here's a spider, take her and stop replying to me.

>>16649349
someone who dies if he is hugged

>>16649369
You're in the wrong here, not me m8. Send me a cute zombie and I'll stop.

>>16649369
What a silly argument that isn't related to monster girls.

But I'd happily accept the dom spider anyday.

>>16649351
>your Hakutaku waifu will never drink a Sabbath potion and hymen/menstrual cycle reset potion to help improve your pre-Incubus lifespan

>>16649384
Well you can't have her, he rejected her so Rach's mine in all her caffeine addled glory.

>>16649381
>>16649369
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by explaining why or why not dogs and cats have the ability to consent?

>>16649386
But anon I want the dominatrix spider to give me drunk cuddles aswell. It's not fair.

>>16648993
>What are YOU doing?

I go to a job where I distill liquid oxygen for rocket fuel.

Since we don't know portal spells, we must resort to other means to travel to their lands.

>>16649390
I don't really wanna talk about bestiality though.

>>16649390
A cat is fine too.

>>16649390
I always imagine this with monster girls.

>Anon sitting at his computer arguing with other anons on monchan
>"Honey~ come to bed. I'm wearing that negligee you always loved"
>anon just furiously smacks away at his keyboard

>>16649398
Aliens are not monster girls.

>>16649390
>dogs and cats have the ability to consent
I can't rape them if they can't refuse me consent.

>>16649408
Yes they are.

>>16649403
>the keyboard is shogg

>>16648993
>What are YOU doing?

Work a job, go to college lessons sometimes. Feel sad. Wishing every second I could spend with my waifu. Feel even sadder that I can't pay to a commission with my waifu. Getting into writing stories so that's something.

Kinda like and endless loop. But it's all ok, the portals are growing closer.

>>16649412
No, they're not. This has been discussed to death, and its a thread rule you fucking retard.

>>16649419
It has been discussed extensively and yes, Monster Girls remain Monster Girls regardless of their extraterrestrial origins!

>>16649411
Well if a dog rapes you, it's consent, right?

I would like bartender dragons

Don't bite Aishaposter's bait.

>>16649429
I like all Dragons. But it makes me happy knowing there are ones I can bring offerings to.

>>16649390
I've missed this stupid meme so much.

>>16649432
I like all dragons, but my waifu won't let me like them.

>>16649431
But Aisha is just a cat girl.

>>16649419
>thread rule
Not him but those don't exist. If he wants to post alien catgirls there's literally nothing stopping him.

>>16649270
I want to lick the sweat from her thighs and plant that big chuffbutt firmly on my face
It's not my fault, it's in God's plan, he made a boner so much stronger than a man

>>16649419
how long are you gonna keep this pointless charade going on for

>>16649390
That's a cute zombie. She needs something in her mouth.

>>16649444
>charade
Not him but what do you mean by this?

>>16649369
Rach is the perfect spider girl. Sweet, sultry, and sensual.

>>16649436
I wonder if your bring up a Ryu in conversation she gets real haughty.

>"I'm way better than some water lizard with no legs!"

>>16649440
There's common decency. Nothing stopping me from posting futa monstergirls in this thread too so long as the pics are SFW.

>>16649449
>I'm way better than a dragon with no legs
>I'm way better than a dragon with no arms
>I'm way smarter than a mere worm
>I'm way cuter than a old sea horse
>I'm alive

Dragon waifu, calm down!

>>16649461
I wonder what happens when she tries to compete with another vanilla dragon. Remember anon, when in public don't even dare put another dragon in your sight line. It will end in haughtiness and maybe Dragon fights.

>>16648993
I write shit stories. When the portals open I fully expect the one insane monstergirl who likes them to hunt me down and drag me into her rape den, a fate all other write and drawfags will share.

>>16649460
Posting catgirls and posting futa are two different things.
>>16649474
All of them?

>>16649476
Posting xeno and posting futa are equally looked down upon, hypocrite

>>16649471
They might do tests of strength and hoard.

But it's all good as long as she doesn't see the Griffriend.

>>16649474
All of them? I wonder which one will take me?
>Brazilian rape spooder
>Slav Jinko
Pls help

>>16649471
I've been told that Dragon fights are actually just deadly verbal debates.

>>16649480
This doesn't make any sense. When people post Saiyan girls, I don't see autistic backlash against it.

>>16649474
> a fate all other write and drawfags will share
Time for lots and lots of waifu content to maximize my chances!

>>16649487
Yeah, Saiyans are ayyliums, right? All I know, and all my dick knows, is that a brown skinned, white haired muscle catgirl would get my dick if they existed

>>16649486
A lot of shouting.

>>16649494
But anon, it's literally the same as futa, that other guy said so.

>>16649487
Point taken, but to be fair you are the most obnoxious of the ayyposters. I'll make a note to tell saiyanposters that Xeno aren't allowed in the future when I see it.

>>16649474
>a fate all other write and drawfags will share.
It's a good thing that they have way too thin waist.
They never get me.

>>16649500
But you don't get to make that call, anon. I say it's okay, so now what?

>>16649460
>comparing futa and alien catgirls
That's just moronic.

Really the only reason people get uppity over monster girls from space is because it hasn't been given the KC stamp of approval so it's not a monster girl in their eyes, despite the fact more settings exist.

Same thing happened with robot girls before automaton, now they're in MGE everyone loves them, posts with non MGE robots get a free pass and the only time people get mad over it is when they look too machine/not human enough.

>>16649507
Posting standards, how do they work?

>>16649504
A civilized society would have a vote. I'm not that guy, so now its two against you.

>>16649510
Well you sure showed me. REMOVE XENO LITERALLY FUTA.

Let's not start fighting. Let's just talk about monster girls!

>>16649507
>Comparing one thing that is looked down upon with another thing that is looked down upon is moronic
Look m8. Let one thing in, let it all in. You xenoposters are cancerous enough that I'm not inclined to grant you a super special exception to the rule

>>16649507
Nigga, the reason ayys are banned is because it's a reactive measure taken after severe ayy spamming that literally almost destroyed this thread. Know your history.

>>16649515
> Let one thing in, let it all in
This is a logical fallacy.

>>16649497
Aisha ClanClan doesn't have a dickdick though. I'd want her to Amazon position me until I made little babies inside her

>>16649520
She's an alien, that makes her literally futa. Stop shitting up the thread xenofag.

>>16649518
Your hypocrisy doesn't deserve catering. And I don't like you enough to grant ayys an exception to the list of things we want out. Deal with it.

>>16649515
>1 screeching autist makes rules and grants clemency to wayward posters
My Lord, the Royal Mother brings forth the Tendies for supper

Embarrassed maids in revealing positions.

>>16649521
>>16649513
>>16649497
This guy is the kind of shitposter that ayys bring.

>>16649514
But which ones is it okay to talk about?

>>16649513
What's this Slaasneshi xeno loli futanari vore garbage?

>>16649524
They do it for mastah. I want to fill her little heart womb with seed and lick that puffy vulva!

>>16649528
Good question. KCs setting isn't even on Earth.

>>16649528
Lets just move on.

>>16649516
There was that time when a shitter tried to forced XCOM 2s scaly on the threads.

>>16649546
But wouldn't the issue there be that they were essentially furries rather than the fact that they weren't from Earth?

>>16649515
>one is a cute girl from space
>one is a girl with a dick and just as gay as you
Nice try.
>You xenoposters
I'm not a xenoposter though, I just don't like people thinking their word means shit compared to actual rules.
>>16649516
Been here since /a/ and before these threads were generals, it was never that bad.
>>16649528
KC approved monster girls only, nothing else is allowed.

>>16649546
>>16649551
See that brings me back to >>16649507 mainly this part >>16649507
>non MGE robots get a free pass and the only time people get mad over it is when they look too machine/not human enough.
Aliens should be judged based on if they go too far or not in the same way people judge other scalies/furries.

>>16649552
>it was never that bad
Your memory betrays you.

>>16648993
Studying the manual for my car, studying accounting, , job hunting, coming to grips with the realization that I most likely have ADD, you know that sort of thing.

Consider the following: Sandworms are a species native to the planet Arrakis, also known as Dune, from the sci-fi series Dune. Regardless of what the MGE says about them, these creatures are aliens.

>>16649572
Are you sure they weren't inspired by Mongolian Death Worms?

>>16649552
There's no sense in quantifying just HOW unallowed two different things are when they are both not allowed.
>I'm not a xeno poster though, I'm just wiling to endlessly shit up a thread to over turn old rules so I can post my xeno
You're not fooling anybody.

>>16649562
There was a time when xcom shit was annoying as one guy said but it never "literally almost destroyed this thread" as you put it.

Not compared to metaknight, bob, rogue /a/ janitors, angry /jp/ natives and at one point the risk of EMG threads getting merged with us. It didn't even have as much of an impact as cait sith.

>>16649580
Checkmate atheist.

>>16649587
>angry /jp/ natives
These were never an issue

>>16648993
playing videogames because i severed the top half a centimetre off my little finger a week ago

>>16649531
Me too. Although what I really want is to slowly back my Shog meido up to a wall while she wonders what I'm doing. And then I'd press my hands into her soft body, and stare into her eyes as I rearrange her insides by hand, and cup her heart womb in my fingers.

>>16649572
Don't bring sandworms into this. They are cute girls and don't deserve to be thrown in an argument.

>>16649582
Not only are you strawmanning but you're also a retard who thinks anyone who disagrees with him must be in one group of people. I don't even have a xeno folder and I've never watched outlaw star.
>>16649597
For one thread now and again they were a minor annoyance, more so than ayys ever were anyway.

>>16649611
Nobody cares about them anyway, otherwise this discussion wouldn't even be going on because everyone would know they're aliens and KC approved.

>>16649615
>Strawman! Retard!
How about we stop derailing the thread if you don't even have anything to say.

>>16649620
>Mongolian deathworm
>Alien
They aren't alien in MGE's setting and that's the final word.

>>16649620
>KC approved
If it's really KC approved and relevant to MGs, it's not like anyone in the thread can force you to stop posting it. I highly doubt the janitor will get involved. Post it without getting drawn into an argument and ignore the autists. Then watch them seethe with impotent rage.

>imgur fucked up some of the images in my Automaton album
Shit sucks.

>>16649589
Where did that come from?

>>16648993
>human anatomy

What would medical schools in MGC/MGE teach?

>>16649638
You can rebuild. Make it bigger, faster, stronger.

>>16649631
>How about we stop derailing the thread if you don't even have anything to say.
But I did have something to say, you're the one trying to deflect everything by citing "rules" and saying things that aren't "allowed" based on your personal feelings and nothing more.

You even played the futa card which is pretty much the thread's equivilant of godwin's law.

>>16649631
>Mongolian deathworm
>when they're named after the iconic creature from Dune and LOOK like the iconic creature from Dune
You're desperate.

>>16649643
I did, and it managed to fuck up some of the images again:

http://imgur.com/a/2RPhd

>>16649633
>it's not like anyone in the thread can force you to stop posting X. I highly doubt the janitor will get involved. Post it without getting drawn into an argument and ignore the autists. Then watch them seethe with impotent rage.
Please don't. Once you allow for this attitude and behavior to prevail, you literally have no ground to stand on when complaining about what some one else posts.

When the thread turns bad like this. I wish my Onee San would make me feel better through video games or cuddles.

>>16649654
I'm not partial to onee-sans so here's a safe place from the shitstorms.

>>16649633
>Post it without getting drawn into an argument and ignore the autists
I agree with this, things only get deleted when arguments start as long as it doesn't break a global or /jp/ rule.

Stop arguing, post stuff and only reply to people who actually want to talk about the subject rather than throwing poo.

>>16649645
>based on your personal feelings and nothing more.
And you claim I'm deflecting? These rules were around long before my personal feelings.

>>16649649
Some nice Automatons in there. I'll admit I'm a little bummed that Gremlin gets less attention than her.

So about those aliens.

https://i.imgur.com/vnGu9WI.jpg

>>16649656
I wonder if Automatons would have little tea parties with Dryads like this.

>>16649653
As long as it's relevant I don't particularly care. There's already plenty of things I disagree with far more strongly such as grimdark levels of corruption, incest, and loli. But I keep my mouth shut because it's part of KCs thing and many of you are here for those things.

My one and only complaint is that the xeno poster couldn't keep his mouth shut and tried to argue with the autists. It never works, and the thread has suffered for thirty minutes because of it.

>>16649668
Wolfus have made me like little fluff above the vagoo. I imagine it having a very strong musky pheromone scent that my waifu would rub all over me and make me inhale.

>>16649668
She looks sweaty and smelly, better lick her just to be sure.

>>16649580
KC likes to take inspiration from popular JRPGs for his more unusual monsters. Those Sandworms vary.

>>16649654
I wish I had my daughterus to play with.

>>16649676
I never used to like it but beast girls have made me like the thought of pubic hair for sure.

I wonder what a diamond trumpart's favorite would be, horse cock, or dog cock. I feel it would be the former on a normal occasion, but there's a lot of intimacy when her husband's knot swells inside her and ties them together. So maybe it's the latter.

>>16649702
You are weak and clearly don't know about wonderland, anon.

Knoty horse cock.

>>16649647
>Literally no mention of melange nor any text saying they came from outer space
>you're desperate
Would you like to work at a movie theatre? They could always use a new projector.

>>16649674
This, as far as the trying to argue with the autists.

I encourage everyone to practice not trying to always have the last reply and reminding yourself there's no point arguing. Take the opportunity to better yourself!

>>16649708
Knotty horse cock with the shape of a turtle's penis.

>>16649708
But what if she doesn't want to spend 30 minutes knotted? Like she has trumpart duties to attend to and just wanted her husband to give her a quick fuck.

In fact, I have to wonder how often they neglect their duties
>Walking around wonderland, noting an unusual lack of patrolling mounted trumparts for the time of day
>Stumble across one bending over and holding onto a railing while she gets mounted by her horse/husband
>All while he makes berserk references.
>Avoid the puddle of cum and keep walking
Weird place

>>16649700
Before o thought Punic hair was kinda disgusting. But damn beast girls made me a slut for it!

>>16649720
She uses her mount to walk around, or maybe she cards him.

>>16649727
I completely forgot about the pocket dimension card. Ah man, that just makes things lewder Imagine the hell of trying to get some help in a town of diamond trumpart guards
>The moment you find one not being fucked and ask her for directions, a pair of horse forelegs hook over her shoulders and a cock-shape bulge pounds through her stomach
I can see why it's so easy to get lost in wonderland, if people are more interested in getting fucked than they are civic duties

>>16649671
>"What about you Lily, what news from Eastwoods?"
>"Well there's been a lot of commotion lately Oakelle! Some humans have been building up towns nearby... I'm worried about the poor trees that have stood sound for a hundred years! How about you... Miss... uh, Miss IH3-14TB9?"
>"No substantial news to report. This unit continues to seek a suitable Mastah. Sustenance levels are of an acceptable rate. Maintenance required on dorsal anterior minor gyrosphere. Requesting more tea."
>"O-oh! Right... that's uh... that's something miss IH3..."

Pretty flower.

>>16649713
There's always something I don't like in these threads. But there's not point complaining about it because it's KCs setting or it's a staple of the thread. Also if I don't like it, I just ignore it.

Also anon. Could you maybe post some stretches please? I'm really in the mood for improving myself.

>>16649749
Can nature and machinery truly be friends?

>>16649757
Now I'm imagining a man stumbling across an Automaton who's been left behind in the woods for a few years, her hair all draped with flowers and wearing a grassy outfit made for her by her dryad friends.
Maybe she'd help them scare off woodsmen trying to cut down too much of the forest.

>>16649749
Cute!

>>16649755
Find a solid object or platform at about the same height as your rear, stand in front of it facing away and put one foot up on it behind you, bending your knee to do so. Once it's securely up there, lower your body down while keeping your foot in place on the object/platform (you may want to hold on to something else to keep your balance too). You should feel a stretch in your glutes as well as in your calves to some degree. Repeat with the other leg. It's a great stretch to do after a set of wall squats!

>>16649779
Thanks anon! I'll do some wall squats then try it out.

I'll DO IT FOR HER!

>>16649767
But how do the Dryads help her keep powered up? What about maintenance? Spare parts?

>>16649572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt0WoO7cZJ8

>>16649752
Do not trust butterflies.

Trust moths, they're your friends.

>>16649572
Sandworms are too pure for this world.

>>16649742
When dealing with trumparts, only go for spades.
Clubs will just sleep and be lazy, hearts will rape you and diamonds will rape your mind. At elast spades can do something.

>>16649806
I dunno, diamonds have a lot of kinks you could play with. I mean imagine the petplay when you're a literal giant wolf. And you're the one holding the leash.

>>16649791
They use magic and crystals for power. Spare parts are made out of wood.

>>16649752
Kind of reminds me of Battra

>>16649810
>Spare parts are made out of wood
Someone please write this story, I want to meet clunky wooden Automaton-chan.
And what about circuitry? Wood would just burn

>>16649808
But then it's game over.

>>16649817
Her circuits are a little damaged. So she stutters and gets a little weird at times.

>>16649818
It's only temporary, anon.

>>16649826
I'm talking about marriage.

>>16649825
I would expect that in time she would have to compromise on which parts of her mind she's willing to let go when she runs out of functioning circuits.
Someone save her.

>>16649830
Marriage isn't game over though.

>>16649791
Well now it's sounding like the beginning of a story for the man who stumbled upon her.

>Woodsman sees Automaton resting against a tree with her flower crown and grass dress
>She wakes up and slowly stands, her left arm unmoving and hanging stiff at her side as she looks over the woodsman
>"WelWelcome to E-E-Eastwood. This unit mustmust apologize in advance, as this unit's friends have informed her that shesheshe has developed a sttttuuuuu a stutter. Query: What is your p-p-purpose here?"
>Woodsman is no expert on mechanical things but can tell that this... machine thing is in some serious disrepair, her head twitching erratically whenever she stutters and her eyes' internal lights randomly dimming causing her body to slump at points
>A few of her joints and some smaller parts have been haphazardly replaced with wooden facsimiles by the hopeful dryads, and while a nice gesture clearly aren't designed to bear the loads and stresses of the original materials
>He's about to go look for help when the Automaton speaks again, slowly stepping towards him
>"This unit... is still in search for a suitsuitable mastah. This unit has made friends in the f-forest and would like a MasMastah who will be willing to live near the woods. Target is a woodsman. Target would make a suitable Mastah. Query: Please-"
>The Automaton suddenly shakes and starts to fall over, but not before the Woodsman dashes and catches her, surprisingly light for her mechanical nature to him as he has no knowledge of the advanced synthetic materials they're made with
And so he'll set off on a mission with her in tow to help her find a gremlin who will repair her, unknowingly followed by three Dryads to watch over him and unknowingly already having been targeted as the Automaton's husband.

>>16649836
It is if your were just wandering around and got lost in wonderland.

>>16649838
See? It's a story. Now write it my son!

>>16649845
Ah, true, true. Well at least if she turns you into a stallion, after your demolish her pussy you're fast enough to escape her until the magic wears off

>>16649856
That's why they make the horse cock knotty, so that you are stuck with her for some time.

>>16649861
Jeeze it really is game over if you catch a diamond trumpart's eye.

I wonder what the inside of her card is like. Does it upgrade with the more beastcum you pump inside her? From a cozy cottage to an eventual mansion and the imitation of an environment?

Do Automatons have no emotions?

And does that sometimes make them very sad?

I don't want to hear any negativity about becoming a spiderchair ever again.

>>16649874
"emotions are prohibited"

>>16649874
Of course they have emotions

>>16649868
It could be like the outside world just for the sake of mindfuckery.

>>16649876
I will never stop kinkshaming you. Wait you get off on that, fuck.

>>16649876
I've never been negative about it, nachos fuel my boners.

>>16649876
Barb plz color

>>16649876
The only sucky thing is you can't do the generic fantasy spider thing and fill her with eggs

>>16649880
>Her card is populated with all the people you see out and about in daily life with very relistic routines just to fuck with you
Hidoi

>>16649874
We need someone to be our Asimov and write about Automatons, Golems and their soulscapes.

>>16649874
They do, except they just don't express them well.

>>16649887
Well that's embarrassing, that image wasn't meant for this thread.

>>16649874
I'm liking the whole 'personality core' headcanon thing but I'm sure there's plenty of stories to be had about whether or not they actually have emotions and finding out that what they know for certain is the love of their husbands.

But yeah I do think at the end of the day they have emotions.

>>16649894
It's got pointy ears and boobs, I'll take it.

>>16649889
>The only sucky thing is you can't do the generic fantasy spider thing and fill her with eggs
I'd sure as hell try. Even If I have to regurgitate eggs I previously stored.

>>16649900
I mean in the whole ovipositor way since you can only fuck her by having her sit in your head

>>16649900
>Nachofags

>You'll never travel with a demon hunter and let her do all the fighting while you do everything else, hunting game, setting up camp, maintaining her body and equipment, healing her when she gets injure, cooking for her
It'd be a chill life

>>16649900
Jesus fuck

>>16649905
I meant that same thing, but I understand there is no logical way to achieve it.
>>16649909
Somehow less worse than Wonderland bestiality transformations.

>>16649916
>Somehow less worse than Wonderland bestiality transformations.
About the same to be honest. Though the bestiality transformations are better due to variety. You could play tobihime all from your own bedroom

>>16649909
i'e been in and out of the thread, what the fuck is a nacho

>>16649874
They're bad at expressing them up until the point they suddenly turn yandere.

>>16649922
>due to variety
Guess I can't argue with that. Variety is good for sex.

>>16649933
Atlach-nacha, a bitch who turns you into a giant spider

>>16649937
Variety isn't all important though. Plus you get tentacles.

>>16649941
At the end of the day though, both of Nachos and Trumparts schticks could be performed by any MG with spellcasting.

>>16649916
I don't understand why everyone fixates on bestiality for those trumparts. I'm pretty damn sure it was just an example of the outlandish shit they were into.
As in there's a staggering number of other deviancies they're into, but nobody here is original enough to go further than "lol dogfuck."

>>16649943
Eeh, yes and no. I imagine it takes a great degree of power and control to transform some one like that, whereas trumpart and nachos do it naturally and easily

>>16649949
It's the most interesting aspect of trumparts though and it's the only thing outside of their cards that makes them truly unique as the postergirl for a specific fetish

>>16649916
>Somehow less worse than Wonderland bestiality transformations.
I dunno, wonderland ones could be used for all kinds of stuff.

Like using a cat potion to get close to the kuudere cupid who doesn't usually give you the time of day but has a soft spot for animals. It could give you a rare chance to see a smile from her when she thinks no one is around but a cat.

>>16649916
A diamond Trumpart's transformations are temporary and uncommon with all of the other depraved acts they can come up with

Find a Nacho and you're going to spend the rest of your life as a giant spider

>>16649900
That's some hardcore shit right there.

>>16649949
Probably because the description literally talks about it. Sure there are other facets, but it's not exactly jumping the shark to assume it's popular with them.

A peerless warrior is holding the bridge on her own. Should you try to negotiate with her and convince her to join you to help fulfill your lofty ambitions, or is she too dangerous to approach?

>>16649953
Anon the potions are designed to fuck. You're not going to be a house cat, but a big cat.

>>16649641
The same stuff real medical schools do. I mean, doctors are doctors.

>>16649960
I walk down the ravine and up the other side and bid her a good day

>>16649965
>skipping potential party members
Dude, you suck.

>>16649960

Ask her what she's doing and if she needs any help. I'm bored.

>>16649968
She's guarding a bridge, she clearly has something important to do, why would I disturb her?

>>16649971
Well you could HELP her for one thing.

>>16649957
My point was they're more likely into "all-around depravity" as opposed to being focused on that one thing. KC just needed an example to make it clear what level of weird shit they were into.

>>16649960
Heles is a good girl who just wants what's best for her kindgom, she's not scary to approach in the slightest.
>>16649962
Nothing to say you can't use them for spying on the girl you want to fuck to get a rare glimpse of her.

Or turn into a bear and force her down but that's personally not my thing. Wonderland if fucked up.

>>16649949
Because it's disgusting and people shouldn't forget trumparts are disgusting.

>>16649973
She doesn't seem to need help guarding the bridge.

>>16649977
You could turn into a giant panther or something and be her mount until the time comes to mount her. I'm sure a cupid would love to ride a big cat that could climb to all kinds of vantage points for her to snipe arrows from.

>>16649960
How big is the bridge?

>>16649983
>You could turn into a giant panther or something and be her mount until the time comes to mount her. I'm sure a cupid would love to ride a big cat that could climb to all kinds of vantage points for her to snipe arrows from.
See that I wouldn't mind, being her mount in beast form and turning back into a human for sex.

It'd be like being a druid in a way.

>>16649983
>She doesn't seem to need help guarding the bridge.
What if she's overrun by the flow of villainy?

>>16649974
Anything less than bestiality isn't really unique to trumparts though.

>>16649985
Narrow enough for one warrior to hold apparently. Can't be too wide.

>>16649987
>turning back into a human for sex.
You don't even have to do that though, I'm sure she wouldn't mind. I highly doubt the barbs on a giant cat dick would be anything less than pleasurable when it comes to monstergirls and wonderland.

>>16649990
Bestiality isn't really unique to trumparts either though.

It was a thing in wonderland long before they existed and kc suggested that the potions existed for anyone with a monster girl waifu to enjoy if they choose to. Same with the genderswap potions and the like.

>>16649993
Gather material to build another bridge, make it bigger and leave it unprotected. Laugh as she is protecting something useless now.

>>16649995
Let's not go that shitty way

>>16649933
so you get some chips and then some cheese and then whatever else you want.

>>16649998
This fucking guy.

>>16649996
Yeah but trumparts kind of popularized it. There was no footnote on the centaur profile saying "And yeah they're totally into dipping down to wonderland and turning their husbands into stallions to mount them into submission"

It was a single note about potions tucked away and often touted to be some form of translation error.

>>16650001
Hey, if you don't want to utilize everything at your disposal to make her come her brains out, that's entirely up to you anon

>>16649995
The thing that could make me do that is if I was told by a future seeing wizard that it was the only way I'd ever get a monster girl.

Otherwise I'd really rather not.

>>16650004
Can you imagine her face when no one crosses her bridge now? It would be side by side too so she has to look at everyone's faces.

>>16650006
Again, do not bring that shit here

>>16650006
>It was a single note about potions tucked away and often touted to be some form of translation error.
People have always done that though, anything that isn't on their own personal list of fetishes is written off as a translation error, something kc didn't mean or a "polite japanese no"

Ever since chaos transformations and trumparts became a thing though it's been very clear that all the stuff people tried to write off as fake has been real the entire time.

>>16650012
Well wouldn't that mean she'd be free to follow me then?

>>16650014
Wat. It's been here for an hour now.

>>16650001
>Let's not go that shitty way
This already did quite some time ago.

>>16649838
nice

>>16649998
>>16650012
>anon casually builds bridges
You guys have some bizarre power fantasies.

>>16650024
STUMPED

>>16650024
Cute!
Automatons are too cute. I know they're supposed to be all Kuu but they're too adorable when they smile.

>>16650007
If you don't want to her your cupid mewling in pleasure as you gently bite her neck and savagely pound into her upturned rear from behind with your giant cat dick that's entirely up to you. I probably would though.

>>16650017
I don't know, if you did the same as me probably. I would do it just to look at her face with the smugest look I can give, possibly getting cheshire's skills to help on my waifu quest.

>>16650028
Do you have a problem with building and crossing my own bridges?

>>16650028
My Stand, Bridge Over the River Kwai, is naturally adept at carpentry!

>>16650036
I'm just saying it's rather strange to have fantasies that rely on effortless bridge-building.

>>16650041
Dude, it's just a cartoon.

>>16650042
I certainly hope you didn't order from ACME Bridge Supply.

>>16650024
What if Bastion was a girl?

>>16650041
Think about it. Most quests have that stupid bridge guardian waiting to give you some trials and shit. I would start building my own bridges across the world that anyone could go through without having a problem in the world.

>>16650050
But then they just get their friend to squat on the other bridge.

>>16650050
This fucking guy is onto something. He could be the hero of an abridged series of gaps.

>>16650052
They can't squat on my bridge. It's mine!

>Wait in hiding until bridge guard girl has to leave to relieve herself or something
>sneak onto the bridge and quickly build defenses for the bridge like bridgetowers with portcullises
>Don't let her back on the bridge

>>16650056
That hobgoblin and her crew claim otherwise.

>>16650059
>people on both sides of the bridge are besieging it in order to cross it
Now what?

>>16650047
>War Automaton with PTSD

That's depressing.

>>16650034
I'd just rather do it as a human is all. This talk of wonderland potions gave me a silly scenario idea though.
>cheshire waifu is feeling adventurous one night and introduces you to the idea of potions
>you're apprehensive about the idea but she usually goes along with whatever you want to do and you want to make her happy
>you chug what you assume to be a wolf potion but something doesn't feel right
>the wife is trying to suppress her laughter and holds up a mirror
>you're a chicken, fuck
>she gives you that grin she always does before she says something infuriating
>"sorry dear it looks like there's been a mix up, this isn't exactly the kind of cock I had in mind"
>sometimes you wonder why you married a cheshire

>>16650016
it's kind of fun watching people only now realize that KC is actually a massive deviant.

>>16650061
Ey that's a nice looking bridge you got there. Would be a shame if anyone blocked it off, eh?

>>16650054
There are also those old ass ones leading to castles and shit. I would build a consistent one in it's place because they clearly don't know what they are doing.

>>16650061
I'll build two bridges then. One for the bandits and one for the travelers.

>>16650034
>her upturned rear from behind with your giant cat dick

>>16650068
>There are also those old ass ones leading to castles and shit
Drawbridges?

>>16650062
Defend it, what else. Drop boiling tar on 'em, that'll show them.

I wanna get my waifu so pregnant that her protruding fecundity forces her to waddle about the home all slow and careful like!

>>16650070
Remember to delete your off-topic images.

>>16650071
I'm talking about those rotting wood ones that falls apart as you reach the end and keep moving from side to side when the wind is too strong. That ain't safe mang.

>arguing over ground transportation
Everyone knows magic carpets are where it's at these days.

>>16650075
Shine on you crazy diamond.
>>16650081
Oh, the rope bridges? Those things are actually tests of faith. They only collapse if you believe they do.

>be away for several days
>read through last thread
>all the interesting stuff happened without me
every time.

>>16650090
I would still fix them so they look nice.

>>16650088
Another use for the Ittan-momen.

>>16650094
>he's not here 18 hours a day
I mean come on, where else would you be?

>>16650094
Eh. I kinda found some of it annoying. I just wanna talk about monster girls.

>>16650096
I wouldn't mind having one as my Cloak of Levitation.

>>16650096
>>16650101
That's a cute idea.

>>16650088
The best ground transportation is an old Toyota Corolla Sprinter Trueno

>>16650088
I prefer floating discs.

>>16650034
Bestialityfags are cancer.

>>16650094
Don't need to say it, I've been out for a couple of threads and when arrive people is talking about shit.

>>16650107
Toyota Corolla is the patrician choice.

>>16650088
I pity those who don't ride their dragon waifu.

Being your waifu's husband/battle mount would be pretty fun to be honest

>>16650109
I mean. My waifu would only want my dick. So I don't understand the animal penis stuff.

>>16650116
I can't ride my wolfu. Depends what you mean by riding.

>>16650116
You mean like piggyback rides? She's too heavy. Don't tell her th

>>16650116
Id definitely be my daughterus' mount.

>>16650116
But my waifu doesn't fight anyone or anything! I could give her a piggy-back ride or carry her around like a baby though, she loves stuff like that.

>>16650121
No no, your wolfu would ride you. You'd want to be something that's good for fighting tho. Like a warg.
>wolfu wargrider

>>16650116
People taking their furshit and bestiality discussions out of here would be a lot more fun, to be honest.

>>16650132
Where was the furshit discussion?

Me and my Cyclops are going to follow in Bridge-builder anon's footsteps!

>>16650129
Oh. Well my waifu is big but I'd give it a shot. I don't know about fighting. But maybe doing some domination or fun play would be nice.

>>16650134
That's a weird name, but make me proud, Anon and your waifu!

>>16650116
I wouldn't mind turning into a giant boar mount and mowing down the poor sods who got in my waifu's way but I'm sure not fucking her in that form.

Human dicks only.

>>16650139
I could call you Charles.

>>16650144
So I'm Charles the bridge-builder? Sure, only my waifu would know my real name.

>>16650143
Well pig dick is pretty gross.

>>16650133
The fags going off about how they want to transform into literal animals? This faggotry needs to be purged along with Atlantis Nacho fags.

>>16650147
I'll see what becomes of this.

>>16650150
That's just bestiality though, as depicted in the trumpart profile.

>>16650149
Not as gross as duck dick at least, I wish I didn't watch that youtube video.

>>16650150
To be honest. The animal dick is a little too much for me. It's kinda disgusting aswell. But that's just my opinion.

Although I'm all for Atlach Nachas. I love them.

>>16650151
probably bridges

>>16650155
All I know is duck pussy is a labrynth, so I don't want to know what kind of dick it takes to fuck one.

>>16650150
Go purge yourself, nachos did nothing wrong.

Less emphasis on animal dicks. More on monster girls.

>>16650161
yeah its NACHO fault

>>16650161
He's right though, they should be purged.

Along with the rest of the chaos faction.

We just got done arguing over xenos, can we not start arguing over trumparts and wonderland?

>>16650159
Two words for you, spiral penis.

>>16650161
Did this image get fixed up or something? I really love it, looks kinda different.

>>16650161
You're allowing bestialityfaggotry to plague the thread, fuck off.

>>16650169
AAAAA

>obnoxious edgy purge fags shit up the thread again
I sure am glad you retards are here to police what monster girls are permitted.

>>16650162
I was thinking about a story about a guy and a Cyclops wandering the earth and building bridges. Got any ideas for it?

>>16650158
A lot of them.

>>16650171
Don't worry, it's fine as long as it isn't furshit.

>>16650164
Shoggoths did nothing wrong

>>16650177
Maybe they have troubles with merchandise and bandits so they decide to build bridges to facilitate transport.

>>16650171
Just because I'm not throwing a tantrum over someone discussing canon information it doesn't mean it's my fault, I like cute spiders and being verbally abused is all.

>>16650180
That garbage is never fine and should never have a place here.

>>16650182
But do they build other things? Like dams?

>>16650171
Not him, but it's entirely related to the thread. You've got nothing to stand on outside of "I don't like it."

>>16650176
Kinda sad to see these threads just descend from what they were on the Valentine's Day thread.

>>16650183
>canon information
This is the monster girl thread, not the MGE thread. There is no rule that everything from MGE has to be allowed here.
Otherwise should we start allowing Sithposting as well?

>>16650183
>canon information
Caits and Cu Siths are canon too, and we don't discuss them for a reason.

Please. Let's not do this now. I don't care who you're arguing with or what they're saying, just stop replying and it will make the whole thread a lot better.

Your future MG wife goes over to her MG friend's house to cry about you when you're like this.

>>16650180
>it's fine
Says who

>>16650191
>>16650193
We don't discuss the furries because global rules state fury belongs on /b/.

>>16650197
Bestiality is banned too.

>>16650190
These threads would be a thousand times better if people who used the word "purge" were fired into the sun or something.

>>16650197
Bestiality also belongs on /b/. You're point?

>>16650200
Wrong. The rules only say you can't post images of bestiality.

>>16650194
We could take a moment to appreciate beautiful music and the epic battles we would engage in with our waifus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrOliVhbBo8

>>16650186
Maybe they start building other things once people acknowledge them as great contructors. Maybe going around the world building homes for the homeless, rebuilding cities and stuff.

>>16650197
Lolis are banned outside of /b/ too. So let's enforce that as well while we're at it.

>>16650190
Morons.
No seriously yall are dumb keepin on replying to these same people that trot out the same ancient arguments every thread. You'll never change their nature, so why bother even giving them the time of day. That's on you at that point, they're gonna foam at the mouth no matter what you come up with, so don't drag it out with a long stupid pointless debate that we've had literally hundreds of times already with no consensus being reached

>>16650206
>discover ruins infested by zombies
>help them rebuild their once great home
This is going places, anon.

>>16650191
People still fall back on MGE canon when undesirable things pop up that aren't in the setting. Can't have your cake and eat it too.

>>16650203
Same goes for furry, you'll note.

>>16650202
>Bestiality also belongs on /b/. You're point?
It doesn't say that.
>>16650210
I mean if you want.

>>16650176
>>16650190
>>16650201
t. Assblasted bestialityfags

>>16650215
And you'll also note that people aren't posting images of monster girls fucking chaos forms for most the part.

>>16650222
Sith discussion is A-OK, duly noted.

>>16650201
I suggest you probably put those words on the hide list. It's very helpful.

>>16650205
I wouldn't really want to engage in any battle with my waifu. I prefer a quiet life with her. But if we're arguing about what's for dinner, then it's a whole different story. I'm talking wrestle sex and whoever gets on top and makes the other cum first. Gets to pick what dinner is.

>>16650213
Just because we forbid everything that goes against MGE doesn't mean we have to allow everything it permits.

>>16650215
Nope. It specifies that you can't post images of bestiality. Global rule 3 however states that posting furry belongs on /b/. This includes discussion.

So you've nothing to stand on unless you start talking about separate rules the thread has decided to honor. And I'm perfectly fine honoring these rules. But that also means no xeno.