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Which Touhou girl would you... Anonymous Mon Feb 20 23:01:45 2017 No.16604274 [Reply] [Original]

Marry:
Fuck:
Adopt:

You may only pick ONE for each.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 23:29:20 2017 No.16604366 Marry: Mima Fuck: Yuugi Adopt: Medicine

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 23:30:25 2017 No.16604371 Kill: OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 23:37:18 2017 No.16604391 >>16604274 Why would I not fuck the girl I marry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 23:41:17 2017 No.16604414 >>16604274 macdonoroad pet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 23:46:08 2017 No.16604440 Marry Alice Fuck Alice Adopt Alice Sorry Shinki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 00:01:11 2017 No.16604497 >>16604391 You can, but with the "fuck" option I meant you would only have occasional sex without being in a serious relationship, more like just a sex buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 00:02:41 2017 No.16604501 Marry: Heca Fuck: Heca Adopt: Marisa

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 00:39:18 2017 No.16604616 >>16604274 Marry: Shinki Fuck: Yumeko Adopt: Alice Seriously, you get a goddess and you can legit screw her maid on the side when she is busy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 00:52:44 2017 No.16604674 >>16604274 Marry: Shinobu Fuck: Shinobu Adopt: Shinobu oh wait you said touhou

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 00:57:19 2017 No.16604687 >>16604616 This would also be amazing. Yumeko is likely an amazing fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 01:49:49 2017 No.16604827 File: 1006 KB, 1024x1024, 45526371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16604274 Marry: Marisa Fuck: Marisa Adopt: Marisa

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 01:50:48 2017 No.16604832 File: 534 KB, 900x1200, 1448414444448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry: Benben Fuck: Ran Adopt: Kyoko

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 01:56:13 2017 No.16604842 Marry: Marisa Fuck: Sakuya Adopt: Cirno

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:11:49 2017 No.16604921 Marry: Alice Fuck: Hina Adopt: Medicine

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:12:17 2017 No.16604925 >>16604616 In the same vein Marry Yukari, Fuck Ran, Adopt Chen

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:15:01 2017 No.16604939 >>16604274 Marry Reimu Fuck Yukari Adopt Tewi

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:16:39 2017 No.16604944 >>16604925 I'll go along with this theme. Marry Yuyuko Fuck Youmu Adopt Myon or Marry Youki Fuck Yuyuko Adopt Youmu

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:23:20 2017 No.16604977 >>16604925 Marry Chen, Fuck Yukari, Adopt Ran

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:28:08 2017 No.16605001 Marry: Junko Fuck: Hecatia Adopt: Clownpiece

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:31:17 2017 No.16605017 File: 317 KB, 1024x1024, 52049340_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry: Kogasa Fuck: Seija Adopt: Kyouko I believe this is the ideal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:37:06 2017 No.16605050 >>16604274 Marry: Satori Fuck: Tewi Adopt: Koishi

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:39:21 2017 No.16605062 File: 2.55 MB, 960x540, remiisnotimpressed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry China then fuck China then adopt Team Baka.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:41:05 2017 No.16605072 >>16604944 That second one is gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:45:57 2017 No.16605096 >>16604274 Fuck Yumemi Marry Yumemi Adopt Suika

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 02:47:01 2017 No.16605099 >>16605072 It's gay whether I fuck or marry the elder Konpaku, so what choice do I have? And I don't think Youki will take kindly to some human faggot a couple hundred years younger than him adopting him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 03:58:30 2017 No.16605290 Yukari Ran Chen

Anonymous Tue Feb 21 04:04:54 2017 No.16605298
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>>16604274
Marry: Shinki
Fuck: Mima
Adopt: Alice

I'd really want to treat Alice as my daughteru and have vanilla sex with Shinki!

I'd also really like to find out how to fuck a spirit

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 07:09:54 2017 No.16605685 File: 151 KB, 850x850, 1-9c0ad3675209b6e0057ab24a16c41815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry: Sanae Fuck: Sanae Adopt: Kogasa

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 07:16:27 2017 No.16605692 File: 50 KB, 800x800, C4zH6A9UYAA3o6P.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16604274 Marry: Seija Fuck: Seija Adopt: Seija

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 07:37:08 2017 No.16605740 Marry:Sakuya Fuck:Eiki Adopt:Remi

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 10:58:25 2017 No.16606415 File: 87 KB, 640x480, 61459396_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16604616 Alice cucked you. thresome revenge?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 13:54:19 2017 No.16607316 Marry: Youmu Fuck: Youmu Adopt: Shinmyoumaru

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 13:58:15 2017 No.16607324 >>16604274 Yuuka Rinnosuke Lily

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 15:22:42 2017 No.16607637 Hina Hina Nobody comes to mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 15:27:31 2017 No.16607657 >>16607316 Seriously? So many great Touhous to choose from and you want the dork? Eh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 15:27:52 2017 No.16607659 >>16607637 What about Hina?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 15:31:49 2017 No.16607670 Marry: Sagume Fuck: Sagume Adopt: Seija

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 15:38:02 2017 No.16607690 Patchouli Marisa Kogasa

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 15:41:26 2017 No.16607706 >>16607670 You can't adopt my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 15:43:38 2017 No.16607716 >>16605072 Not if you don't fuck Youki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 16:27:16 2017 No.16607918 Marry: Nazrin Fuck: Suwako Adopt: Rinnosuke

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 17:17:59 2017 No.16608143 >>16604274 Please don't /b/ring this trash here

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 17:23:24 2017 No.16608161 >>16605099 What made you think marrying an old man was a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 21 23:48:08 2017 No.16609517 >>16604274 Marry: Youki Fuck: Youki Adopt: Youmu

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 00:00:34 2017 No.16609538

>>16604274
>Marry
Kaguya, oh dearest Kaguya. I'd glue her wedding dress to her body our first night in the marriage futon. No bride more beautiful
>Fuck
Ran. Fox in heat + 9 fluffy tails, that'd be some wild stuff.
>Adopt
Youmu because she'd make a good daughteru. Lolihus are the obvious choice but I always Youmu as being just slightly out of that territory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 00:11:48 2017 No.16609558 Marry: Wriggle Fuck: Clownpiece, as roughly as possible Adopt: Lunachild

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 00:13:49 2017 No.16609568 Marry: Eiki Fuck: Marisa Adopt: Cirno

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 01:49:21 2017 No.16609880 >>16607706 your waifu is my waifu's daughteru, dudester.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 02:05:19 2017 No.16609941 Marry: Sakuya Fuck: Sakuya, I'm not into cucking my wife Adopt: Flandre, by force, I would have taken Kogasa if my beloved wasn't at the service of this Remilia brat

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 11:27:44 2017 No.16611366 File: 1.21 MB, 1200x1069, 1487780864843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16604274 Marry: Yuyuko Fuck: Reimu Adopt: Chen

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 13:54:00 2017 No.16612088 >>16604274 Tewi - she's already been my waifu for 10 years. Suika - partying with the loli oni! Suwako - second best Touhou but Suika "beats" her for the fuckbuddy-role..

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:36:42 2017 No.16615734 File: 37 KB, 500x664, Cirnovia 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry: Cirno. When couples love each other they do lovey dovey stuff too. Sex is just part of love. Suika: She.. she just gets me... those horns... so good. Adopt: Sukuna

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 13:58:35 2017 No.16623381 >>16604366 the finest taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 19:59:06 2017 No.16624877 Marry Nitori, because I want to be with her forever! Fuck Patchouli because she's soft and plump but would probably be unable to maintain a full relationship. Adopt Cirno because she's a cute baka and I want to educate her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 20:53:01 2017 No.16625057 Marry: Marisa Fuck: Sakuya Adopt: Alice

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 22:02:17 2017 No.16625306 File: 971 KB, 800x1131, 1445094831962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry Suika Fuck Byakuren Adopt Cirno

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 11:43:18 2017 No.16627894 Marry: Yukari Fuck: Kasen Adopt: Suwako

Anonymous Sat Feb 25 14:15:09 2017 No.16628461
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I've been pondering about this thread most of the week with no easy answers for my final choices. But I did manage to narrow it down..

Marry: Yuyuko - An eccentric personality which matches my own. We'd get along really well and have a lot of fun.
Fuck: Youmu - Let's just say that my marriage with Yuyuko could have extra benefits. We'd BOTH have a LOT of fun with the dork and maybe get some of her dorkiness out in the process (we'd be helping her, right?). And she'd prepare us food according to Yuyuko's wishes. Seems like an ideal scenario to me.
Adopt: Kogasa - She's too adorable not to. I would help her devise interesting tactics to scare the hell out of people and then laugh ourselves silly at the expense of them freaking out and then shaking their fists in the air. Never a dull moment.

Honerable mentions..

Marry: Meiling - She must be so bored guarding the gate of the SDM day after day after day after day after day....

Fuck: Marisa - So hard that she couldn't use her broom to fly around on for at least a week and a half.

Adopt: Suika - Such a cute little drunk. While it would be odd to adopt an oni, I think it would certainly be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 15:00:33 2017 No.16628621 OP here, thanks for sharing your thoughts so far. >>16628461 >So hard that she couldn't use her broom to fly around on for at least a week and a half. kek'd, jokes aside though great taste anon >>16625057 This man knows what's good too

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 15:50:15 2017 No.16628791 >>16604274 Marry: Keine Fuck: Yuyuko Adopt: Rumia

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 16:04:36 2017 No.16628855 Marry (and fuck a lot): Yuyuko Fuck: Letty Adopt: Rumia >>16628791 Phenomenal taste right there

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 16:29:55 2017 No.16628944 >>16604274 Marry: Rinnosuke Fuck: Eirin or Junko Adopt: Mystia

Anonymous Sat Feb 25 16:44:16 2017 No.16629000
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Marry: Momiji.
She seems like a good person to live with and I like her.

Fuck: I would fuck all the 2hus besides Mamizou and Rinnosuke to be honest, but i'll choose Yuyuko.

Adopt: Chen or Suwako, Maybe Nitori.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 16:45:15 2017 No.16629008 >>16629000 Why not Mamizou? What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 16:49:43 2017 No.16629023 >>16629008 I didn't liked her since the very first moment, don't really know why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 17:12:21 2017 No.16629118 Marry: Remilia Fuck: Alice Adopt: Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 17:51:45 2017 No.16629279 >>16607657 Dorks have some benefits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 18:20:44 2017 No.16629368 File: 281 KB, 800x450, heh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The amount of cheating on your wife in this thread makes me kinda sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 19:54:51 2017 No.16629808 File: 230 KB, 850x675, 1406254921380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry:Patchy Fuck:Marisa Adopt:Cirno ez

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 02:13:00 2017 No.16631134
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>>16628621
>great taste anon

Thanks!
I'm certain she would take a break from stealing anyone's personal belongings in that week and a half, too. Would need plenty of rest and all. hehe..

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 05:14:22 2017 No.16631602 File: 228 KB, 1200x1100, 1479990651303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry: Moukou Fuck: Orinrin Adopt: Rika!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 20:26:05 2017 No.16641261 File: 640 KB, 1111x1000, sample-49928b2fb3c4514e18b80dffbd8a3ef3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry ZUN Fuck ZUN Adopt ZUN

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:38:51 2017 No.16646884 >>16604827 this one seems proper

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:54:02 2017 No.16646929 >>16606415 yep marry: marisa fuck: seija adopt : seija

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 20:58:40 2017 No.16646939 >>16641261 Wouldn't marrying ZUN automatically make you adopt his kids though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 22:25:07 2017 No.16647346 File: 199 KB, 848x1200, tenshi3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry: Tenshi Fuck: Yuugi Adopt: Remilia

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 22:36:58 2017 No.16647411 File: 230 KB, 1000x800, 58841397_p10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry: Rinnosuke Adopt: Kosuzu

Anonymous Wed Mar 1 01:23:00 2017 No.16648007
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>>16604274
Well, I am not sure how it's work out with Yukari and all, but I would like to marry Ran. Naturally, I'd adopt Chen. If I had Ran, I'd wouldn't really see the need to have a fuck buddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 01:35:29 2017 No.16648030 marry: Yukari fuck: Seiga adopt: Kanako

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 02:05:36 2017 No.16648111 >>16629368 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 02:12:27 2017 No.16648126 Marry: Most touhous make horrible wives. Even normalish ones like Marisa the lovable lesbian. Rape: your wife while you masturbate Adopt: putting momiji and chen in a bag full of rocks and throw them over the river!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 03:13:11 2017 No.16648305 Marry: Junko Fuck: Junko Adopt: Junko

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 21:41:59 2017 No.16652567 >>16648126 Why do you have to be so bitter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 22:24:15 2017 No.16652753 >>16648126 fucking psycho secondary

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 01:48:52 2017 No.16658133 >>16604925 >>16605290 >>16611366 >>16629000 >>16648007 Chen is the most adoptable Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 02:39:48 2017 No.16658317 File: 547 KB, 1033x1436, old timey marisa book cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry: marisa Fuck: marisa, again Adopt: kogasa

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 5 16:53:15 2017 No.16670993 File: 2.58 MB, 492x283, 1488750795040.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kill: Every single one of them. Except for the ones that absolutely CANNOT die, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 02:23:30 2017 No.16672793 File: 141 KB, 320x240, 049ebb917bb57589bca19155271a4200.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16646884 Marisa a best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 03:12:44 2017 No.16672898 File: 11 KB, 225x225, descarga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry: Sanae Fuck: Sanae Adopt: Sanae Sanae is my fav slut

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 03:20:11 2017 No.16672921 Marry: Rinnosuke Fuck: Everyone in Gensokyo in an orgy Adopt: Jun'ya Ota

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 18:35:19 2017 No.16675429 File: 406 KB, 800x600, Hijiri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry: Byakuren Fuck: Sanae Adopt: Cirno (Chen already canonically "adopted" by Ran)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 19:44:53 2017 No.16675730 File: 124 KB, 850x596, b83069b055a7131b5840336736e66efa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry: Youmu (PERFECTION). Fuck: Seiga (that little sexy bitch hermit). Adopt: Akyuu (cute character and good conversational.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 19:49:39 2017 No.16675760 >>16604274 Marry: Yukari Fuck: Marisa Rape: Alice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 20:09:55 2017 No.16675867 Marry: star Fuck: lily white Adopt: clownpiece

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 20:12:42 2017 No.16675881 >>16604274 Marry: All Fuck: All Adopt: All

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 20:31:01 2017 No.16675954 >>16604274 >ONE you're a slave driver. Marry-Mokou Fuck-Sagume Adopt-Momiji

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:41:21 2017 No.16684100 Marry: Youmu Fuck: Nue Adopt: Flandre (and fuck her too)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:11:53 2017 No.16688744 >>16684100 Incest is wincest!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:19:49 2017 No.16689523 Marry: Letty Fuck: Mokou Adopt: Rumia

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 01:00:34 2017 No.16695343 File: 156 KB, 650x800, 1487520959243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] marry reimu fuck yuuka adopt marisa

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